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Would You Rather Pt. 36 - Picky Boys Podcast #444

October 4, 20260 comments♥ 0
00:00Welcome back to the picky boys.What the hell is going on over there?Well, I thought we were being crayons.I thought we were revealing our true colors.You're still wearing your mortal threads.My mortal threads.I'm a crayon.I'm a crayon.
00:20I had to start this quick because I don't know if I could have not.Dude, honestly, you're...I'm sorry.First of all, you know what?Forget the honesty part.First of all,disgusting.Second, you're rocking this.
00:34I think you're literally rocking this.It's a little pale.I don't know, but...It's a little pale.But it's winter.I kind of feel like Walter White,when he's first cooking in his underwear.Except a gnome version.
00:48A gnome, Walter White.That's what I feel like.You're a crayon.I know.Wouldn't it be a crayon version?Yes.Because you're counting the apron.I'm counting the apron.
00:56Got it. Got it.Counting the apron.Dude.You should have been out of a pink one.I feel like that would match his...That could have matched my skin tone.Oh, that's what you meant.There's no white, there's a white crayon, I think.
01:08Yeah, yeah, for sure.But it was only useful on black construction paper.Yes, I remember that.You ever do the things where it's like black paperand you scratch it and it's like colors underneath?Yeah.Do you ever see that?Yeah, I've seen that.
01:22I like that.Danny loves that.That was my shit.Yeah, Danny goes, I think I'm going to really embrace the crayon.And then we were like, oh, all right.I didn't know what that meant.And then he walked out in this outfit.I went, okay, that makes sense.
01:33Yeah, listen, it's Halloween.It's my favorite time of year.I go full out for costumes.Time to get slutty.You say, it's time to get slutty.And then he said, hell yeah, I will.This isn't even Patreon.Speaking of that, though.
01:50Speaking of Patreon, it has started the moment you are all waiting for,you've all been waiting for.31 days of October, a video every single day on Patreon.which means today there are two picky boys videos.Yeah, if you go on Patreon, there will be a video.Watch the Sunday podcast.Go to Patreon another video for you.And unless things go horrifically wrong,
02:10tomorrow should start our gaming series on Patreon.True.Until dawn, we do a play-through because every 31 days,we do a choose-your-own-adventure game.We try not to get each other killed.Doesn't go well all the time, but that starts tomorrow.It starts tomorrow.It was very interesting.
02:26You should watch it.It's a lot of fun.It's going to be fun.I also said that, oh, something.my finger. I also said that if we get to2,500 patrons before the endof the month, I'll do a $1,000 giveaway on Patreon.We usually do it how like
02:38everybody or 100people get 10 bucks.Yeah. So like usually you get eitherdiscounted or a free month of Patreon. It's great.So it's like, you're like Oprah. You get a free month.You get a free month. You get a free month.And yeah, we've done it a bunch of times. So I think that'd be fun.So get in there. Get in there. It's a lot of fun.
02:55It's about a big, boom. Would you rather episode?Would you rather?What's a start?Should we do one quick from the Discord than yours?You said I kind of liked your idea.Okay, okay.Let's go off from the Discord.Yeah, let's do one quick from the Discord.
03:08I also have a Halloween themed thing.All right, let's start with there.We have a lot.We're not going to be able to, this is going to bleed over.This one's pretty quick.My Halloween themed one is would you rather,you have a 1% chance every time you get a piece of candy,you have a 1% chance of there being psychedelic drugs inside.
03:28Or every time you get a piece of,of candy, there's a one and a million chance.So what is that 0.001% that there's a razor blade inside.I'll, I'll go the razor.Because I don't think I'm, do I eat a million pieces of candy in my life?Wait, if you could get it on the first one.You could.If you got, I like those odds.
03:49If you have M&Ms, it would be mini racers.It does scale to this.Well, that's a great question too.I was going to ask, is each M&M individual candy?or is it like the packet?Oh.Because like if it's each little tiny piece of candy,then I don't like those odds.
04:08You're still not eating a million.I might eat a million M&Ms.You think so?Have you eaten a million M&Ms in your life?No way.We'll do it.This is a good question.Let's do it by the bag.
04:21So, you know, like 50 M&Ms is one bag.He's just going to get a giant bag of Reese's pieces.Oh, I didn't even think about that.That's true.No, it has to be by the piece.It has to be by the pieceIt has to be by the piece.But Eminem's are a tiny little razor blade
04:35Because it'll be a tiny razor bladeThat's not that badBro, I feel likeYou could mess up your digestible.No, you can eat thoseYou can eat the little ones?YeahCan you eat the big ones?
04:44NoOkayThose are of course theThe like, you knowWarnings that they give outEvery HalloweenYou get razor blades in your candyYou get drugs in your candy
04:54None of which I think has ever really happenedYesTeacher questionHow does?How rusty are the blades?Oh, there's rust.No, I think they're clean.They're clean razor blades.
05:04I go to the razor blades.It couldn't even be new blades.Razor blade is scary, though, if you're eating like a Twix bar.Yeah, but at least, oh.I feel like it's less scary if you're eating a Twix bar, because at least it's a big blade.I'm more afraid of the Little Bay Blades.Little Bay Blades, yeah.Because of the M&Ms.
05:20That feels like it'll just go through me.I don't know if I could pass it, right?Yeah, I'll probably do the drugs, and then every once in a while you just get a crazy day.Just the crazy day.Danny was going to do the drugs if it was 10%.No, no, no, no.No, that'd be too much because it's just like I can't derail my life like this.It's like slow down the candy.
05:39I didn't realize you eat so much candy.I don't actually.Yeah, the drugs one, see, that could be a bonus to a lot of people.But also, like, I don't think you're a fentanyl guy.What if there's fentanyl in your chipped?That's true.Yeah, I mean, I don't, I think it's more of, I don't think you ever want to take a drugand you don't know that you took it.
05:57And you don't know what drug.You don't know what true. It's not on the ingredients.Is fentanyl a psychedelic?I don't think so.Oh, wait, was the question?Okay.Wait, the question is just psychedelic?It was just a psychedelic.
06:06Yeah, so you'll be all right.You might see something.Yeah, I'd say a lot of people see that as a bonus, honestly.You just have to be careful, like...The MNMs.Yeah, you're not going to have candy, like, if you have a big, important presentation coming up.True.Yeah.
06:18You probably only have it on a Saturday.Does it scale to the size?Like, if I have M&M, same thing with the race blade.Is it a tiny piece of my micro-dark dosing?Okay, I like that.I like that.So if you eat like four bags of M&Ms, one of them is you're getting my-noticed.You might meet God.
06:35You might meet God.Yeah, I don't know.You get like DMT or some shit.True, you could get.There is other Sykes.All right, fair enough.It's like one of the toads.It's true.
06:45It could be toad.You could get toad poison.It's random.It could be like.It could be Ashfaganda.It could be Ashfaganda.That's tough.All right, give me the M&Ms.
06:55No, I think it's not Aschaganda.Asfaganda is like a health route.I think.I think it's...Ayahuasca.Ayahuasca, you're thinking of, yes.Come on, Danny.I forgot those stuff that they sell in, like,
07:05vite and, like, gummy bears.Yeah, yeah, yeah.It's like, it helps my digestion.Yeah, exactly.That was a good question.That was Discord or that was you.That was straight from this crayon right here.I was going to compliment the Discord.
07:15Never mind, then.Yeah, no, forget about Discord.They don't get the compliment.And everybody in there.All right, I got one.Okay.See, I always, I always, like,have to spend so long.
07:29whenever it's a monetary value one, trying to balance it.And I'm always like, what's the good balance here?But here it is.Would you rather get a random superpower every dayor a random amount of money every day between $1,000 and $100,000?Wow.I will say it's hard to turn down magic over money.You always go with magic, right?
07:54The one thing I have to ask.Yeah, I have to ask that something is do you know the superpower?So good.Yeah.Yeah.I went through this.You won't like wake up and like, I got to find out what my superpower is.You'll know it.
08:07But that being said, if you guys have seen like My Hero Academia or whatever, there's a lot of really useless superpowers.So we'll say that.Yeah.But it would also be kind of cool.Not kind of cool.I'm asking that question because similar to Danny, I didn't want to go, oh, hey, Danny, can you grab me that?And then fireball in my accident.Yeah.
08:26I didn't want to like electrocute my family.I wonder what my superpower is sayingand you take off your glasseslike a laser goes to your houseWhat is the extentCan I go from like oh I could control antsTo oh I can construct homesWith my mind telekinesis
08:43Yeah I would say I would say thatAnd that would be a big oneLike any kind of conjuringability you could just conjure10 billion dollars rightSo what if eventually I get a superpowerThat lets me grant wishesAnd then I wish that I could just have all the superpowers
08:59I'm sure there's like a 0.001% chance.It's all the superpowers that ever.So it could be so many powerful things and so many uses.And are there repeats for both?Like could I get a dollar on two days and could I get X-ray vision on two days?For both.So I think if you're doing the superpower thing,I think you were really hoping that sometime in that first year you get one day
09:24that's like I can make a billion dollars today easily.Yeah.I think that's what you're gambling on.I don't care about making money if I have a random superpower every day.What do you call me?Like Swiss Army Man?What am I called?What's your name?
09:37That's a good name.That's a great name.What's your name?What's your name?Oh, did I?Yeah, but I'm not Swiss.And I'm not in the Army.That's true.
09:45What would you call yourself?What is it an American version of a Swiss Army knife?Just like a multi-tool.Yeah, multi-tool, man.You're already a multi-tool.You don't want to call yourself a tool, I don't think.Superhero name.What would it be?
09:58three, two, one.Cablamo!That doesn't really work with the random superpowers.It might one day.It might one day.One day you can make explosions and then any cool one.No, honestly, I think I have to go with the superpower just in case I get flying one daybecause you got to fly.
10:17He's right.I want to fly, baby.But one day you're also going to wake up and just be a lizard.Like your power is just like...A lot of Hulk or thing or something.Oh, the Hulk, yeah.Yeah, or you're just like a pile of muck.Like, somehow.
10:29That would suck.Oh, like Clayface or something.Yeah.Yeah.Yeah, that wouldn't be great.It might take away some days from you, but I mean, that's like a small price to pay.You might have to live alone.Also, I will say, I mean, obviously the money thing sounds like a dream, but it would directly, I feel like correlate to how good my day would be.
10:45How valuable you felt yourself?Here we go.Big money.What do we got today?$10.It's like, oh, God, damn it.$4.$4.
10:53If the day before you got, wait a minute.What?You could save up money.Okay, okay, all right.He said he was really confused.It was like his budget for the day or something.No, that's true, actually.It doesn't matter.
11:04You went superpower?I went superpower.You went superpower?All right.I'm going to go money just to play it safe because there's a lot of useless ones.Danny, you're a superpower for the day.Oh, yeah.Oh, okay.
11:17All right, you got mass manipulation.The power to manipulate the mass of objects or entities.So I think you can make them smaller and bigger, right?Yeah, but they weigh the same.No, but you can manipulate the massYou know, you can't make them smaller and biggerWhat? You can't make a smaller and bigger, right?You can manipulate the mass only
11:34Yeah, which is the weightYeah, so like, I could still, like,I don't know, like an ant, I can make an ant to 10,000 poundsOr you can lift a building.Oh, you don't think it would change the size.Okay, it's around.I don't know, yeah, that's how I read it.It's kind of like your gravity.
11:49That's for you.What is it?Like the girl that does gravity?It's kind of like that, I think.Okay, the reason I was asking is because, like,he'd go get a tiny gold bar and then make it a thousand pounds of gold?I thought that's what mass is.Yes, no, mass is weight.
12:04Yeah.No, weight is weight.Mass and weight are essentially the same thing.Size and mass.Yeah, but they measure gold by weight.They don't measure it by size.Like, if you're going to go sell a gram of gold, an ounce of gold.So really...
12:18But then they're not going to think I'm faking them.They're going to be like, this is tungsten painted with gold.All right, well, is there any other way you can make money with this, you think?Who cares about him?Do you want to see what day two is?We'll talk about it.Also, I don't need to make money every day.I think it could be just fun to do to manipulate things.
12:36Antonio, your power, and then we'll do my money after for day one.Day one, you get optic blasts.This is way cooler than when I test ran this.I got a bunch of really shit ones.But the power to project energy slash matter beams slash blasts from the eyes.So you're basically cyclops.I can't do much with that.That wouldn't be great.
12:58I could control them, though.That's a plus.You could be a really bad guy for a day.Yeah.But then the next day, you might be in trouble.Yeah.It's the next day now I get like, oh, unless I get invisibility.All right, how much am I getting today?
13:09I picked money.Okay, we'll take 32 G's.Yeah.We'll take 32 G.drinks on me.Wow.Actually, maybe that's better.Maybe maybe the money's better.
13:19Actually, maybe the money's better.All right, new day.It's a new day.Danny, day two, you get fat manipulation.The ability to manipulate fats and fatty tissues of oneself and or others.Whoa.Like the blob, I think.That's a little dangerous, yeah.
13:35Yeah, that's cool.Also, you sell a weight loss service.That's true.That's true.I'm not trying to make money off the money.You got to make some money.This guy is forcing me into every day a new rat.He's always about the money.
13:48No, the reason you need to make some money is because if you are on day 100 of this and you're like still broken,I'm like, man, I wish I just had 32 Gs for no reason right now.When I was able to fly and shoot optic blast, I could beat up a bully.And I can work.I can still go to work.You just know one day where you make money and you're good.True.That's what I'm saying.
14:06There's a picture of me on social media, like lifting a car, because I made the mass very low.That'd be cool.Yeah.Yeah, you probably, ooh, see, but the problem with superpowers is every time that happens,the government is an issue.Because I feel like if you were an influencer and you're like, guess what superpower I have today?And you film that.but then the government's just going to suck me.
14:26No, for sure.I mean, you'd undoubtedly end up in some prison like 5,000 miles below ground.Yeah.Yeah, or just one day where I could become the Hulk, I'm like, yo, you're all done.And then...Yeah.I would highly prefer to stay anonymous, if possible.I don't even think that's possible, though.
14:41I probably should have taken the money.Although, to be fair, every single superhero, like, movie, the government's, like, makes jail cells for powers.You'd be a very hard guy to lock down.That's true.You got a new thing that they have to combat.Yeah, that's true.Also, they would have to really want me in there.It's like, what am I doing that they really need me in there?
15:03Also, I'll just tell them I'm faking it.Your day two power, by the way, sound manipulation.Power to manipulate sound.I should have taken the money.Listen, there'll be some upsetting days in the money, too.Let me just quickly do two more.All right, enhanced agility for day three.Whoa.
15:19You could set some records.And photography vision.The ability to take photos with your eyes.That sucks.That sucks, bro.Oh, you have a photographic memory?I already have a phone.Okay.
15:31But again, that's just day three.You'll have a new one tomorrow.See, is it photographic memory?That's different.I could store them.I think it's really better than photographic.Oh, that's sick.Actually, I like that one a lot.
15:39I thought it meant, like, you can print a photo that you're seeing.I didn't say you have a printer.Oh, I don't know.It comes out of a USB in your ear.Actually, I like that one.You want to have photography vision for one day?On a random day, not even know if you're choosing?I'll just busk on the street and be like, I know where it is.
15:58I think the I one was the coolest so far.The optic blasts.The optic blasts.That just sounds cool.Wait, what was your money for day two?Oh, true.Oh, I didn't do day two.One sec.
16:08This guy's just rank it, ranking it in.Ninety-six Gs.That's pretty good.That's almost max.This sucks.Honestly, why don't we use her power?Just kill them.Yeah, this is.
16:18Yeah, actually.You're giving me full, though.Yeah, yeah.That's fair.All right.Shall we consult the Discord?Sure.Yes, someone put a whole notes app list of ones.
16:28Wow.Okay.Oh, my God.That is violent?Some of these are so violent and upsetting.Would you rather, every time you stub your toe, there's a toothpick in the nailwhere every time you hurt your finger, it breaks.Wow.
16:50Yeah, these are, this is...This is...Those are both really bad.Yeah.What has hurt my finger?Like if I clip my nail too much?I would say that counts.Like if I did like that.
17:03I would say also you ever do like one of these, you reach for something and then you accidentally clip like a table.Just break, I would always have broken.Yeah.Martin.Guys got no hands.Genuinely.Yeah.Martin would have no hands.
17:17Ah!Every second I think about the toothpick.I also, I, I, broken a finger?Never broken anything.That means I'm supposed to suffer great emotional pain, as they say.I don't know.Is that what they say?That's what they talk about it.
17:30Have you?No.I've sprained my wrist.Big dog.No, he pretended to sprain his wrist.I remember.I had an x-ray.Yeah, but you were going to Photoshop back then.
17:39I was not.He was not.He was not.Okay.It's a break.You know, I don't know enough about the medical field here.No, no.Are you saying a sprain is a break?
17:47I thought a sprain has nothing to do with the bone.I thought that's the muscle.It was a, it was a hairline fracture.Bro, and then he showed...So it changed.Yeah, no, it changed every time.And then he showed us this, like, fake, really fake x-ray.He's like, look, that's my...
18:01I have to...I don't know where the guy has, like, a tiny dick in the background.You know what I'm talking about?Bro, I have to wear...I have to wear a thing.I know you...I know you did wear it.It's like a soft cast.
18:11Yeah, soft cast.That's... I have to wear one.I have a question for you.Yes.Did you have to also not wear pants?No.It took me way too quick to get used to this.Because, like...
18:22Yeah, it's very...One minute into the podcast, I totally forgot.It feels very natural.It feels great.It feels very natural.Commando?Let's do another one.We're just rapid fire or discord.
18:33Would you rather lay eggs or produce pearls?The pearls come from your mouth.They don't say where the eggs count.Yeah, we know.Out of my cloaca.Are the eggs chicken eggs?It's great question.Wait, what did you say?
18:49Clayca.Because someone says, let's assume you've developed a cloaca like a chicken.So it comes out of your assThat's like a chicken bussy basicallyThank youComes out of their buttsBut it's like another holeYou can eat the eggs
19:03And you can sell the pearlsSo they're not human eggsRight no noOkay they're chicken eggsThey're chicken eggsGot chicken eggsWhat is he like half chicken eggsWill he cluck?
19:11Probably when I lay themAnd then you canYou can sell your pearlsBut you can sell the pearlsAnd buy eggs like a normal personThis guy manAll about that breadIt really is.
19:25The pearls aren't valuable.I don't know if I want to eat.No, no, the pearls have to be valuable.Now they're valuable?It would be like...So then why would I do that?I feel like...There's no reason to eat my eggs.
19:35I feel like for multiple days.For multiple days, you'd be like...Oh, the pearls come out of my face?Yeah, they come on your mouth.And then eventually you'd be like, oh, there's a pearl.Can I put on a pearl necklace?Like, I swallowed it?No, but you can make a pearl necklace over the course of a...
19:51Probably a year at least.Maybe.But why would I lay eggs?How about this?The pearls, I'm adding a stipulation.The pearls are extra shiny and beautiful and rare,and the eggs taste just a little bit better than chicken egg.I like this stipulation.
20:07Black pearls?No.Isn't that the valuable one?I'm not sure.I was assuming white pearls.How did that make it any better?Oh, that's a way better.Wait, why?
20:16Essentially, would you rather lay the best eggs you've ever tasted?Sure.or have like very valuable pearls.Can it be the best eggs anyone's ever tasted?Oh.I mean, I just said they're like, they're noticed,they're slightly but noticeably better than chicken eggs.So yeah.
20:33No, you're not listening.I don't want slightly.I want the best eggs anyone's ever had.All right, yes, they can be that.Now the government's going to keep me for my eggs.Yeah, the government always wants to get involved.The government always wants to get me.The problem is it also doesn't make my cooking any better.
20:47So I don't know if I'm going with the eggs.Like, unless, can I get a private?chef with the egg ability pleaseI mean you can buy a private show I don't have the pearlsto buy them withhow about you lay the eggs I'll lay the pearlsI'll fun the egg I mean you can lay like an egg a day rightthat's what chickens do I think so
21:02oh come on we're bigger than a chicken you can pump out moreyou can pop out a six packpink pink pink pink all rightI'm gonna do the eggslisten there's nothing feels right for youif you could if we could produce our own foodwe'd be a very different species probablyI don't know why that made me laugh
21:22I was like chickens don't produce their own foodBut well yeahThey don't eat their eggsYeah yeah that's why I just made me laughWe would be eating our eggsWhich animal produces their own foodNoneRight which is why we would be
21:36I don't even think we might not even be civilizedIf we could produce their own foodThat's a good pointWe'd still be in the forestJust laying eggs and eating themI don't think we'd eat our ownI don't want to eat my own eggThat's why I need the clarification.
21:50This is not a human egg.Like if I fertilize this, everything, yeah.Like, if this become a little person.Yeah, I don't want that.I don't want to deal with that either.Not ready to be a dad.Especially of a chicken man.Yeah.
22:01It would have to be half chicken.All right, I have, would you rather,would you rather, for the rest of your life,in sad or angry moments, have to shake your head like this the entire time?Ooh, I don't like that.Like, all happy?Yeah.Or, ever.
22:19Every two seconds, you have to bloop what your tongue out like this.Every two seconds?Oh, that's what happens if I don't do I die?You probably are pain.Sad and or angry, you said?Yeah, and just in horrific moments.Like smile and nod, like Martin's talking.Okay.
22:39Can I plug my ears first?Sorry, my...Yeah, you see the entire time in every month?Like, you go to a funeral, you have to be like that.Let's hear yours.Bloop.Oh.No, wait.
22:52I meant C.I meant C.Oh, the.Yeah, yeah, sure.It's doing it constantly.Oh, man.I don't know.So I'd be at a funeral doing that.
23:00That's like actually would give me the KBGBs a little bit, I think.Yeah, I'd be scary.I'd be scary.I'd be scared.What's wrong with him?Yeah.He did it.He killed her.
23:11Yeah, but you already would have had like 14 bloops by now.Yeah, I think I can't do that either.I guess I have to go with the creepy one.If it caused,pain, I think I'd do it, death would be annoying.Death feels intense.I feel like it just makes more sense if you don't have to consciously do it.It's just like breathing.
23:27Like it just happens to you.Oh.You know what I mean?Like you can't control it.Well, then I'm picking that.You rather just that?Yeah, it's just like a tick kind of.Boop.
23:38I don't know if I'd want to be around you with that either.Well.It's too much.I can't, we're on a podcast, can't do it.But every two seconds.Goop.Can't do it.Two seconds is a lot.
23:48Can't do it.Well, 30 bloops a minuteThat was mineAlso on the other podcastWe fought about thisAnd I thought their answersWere there's very confusingWould you rather
23:57And this is super plain one super simpleWould you rather be a werewolf or a vampireA Twilight saga situationNo not like thoseLike you turn to likeThe werewolvesLike a werewolfAnd the vampire
24:08You're not shiny and prettyYou're still a vampireLike more like an underworldI guessWell they were prettyBut I know it's a simple questionBut I actually think it's a very complex questionYeah
24:18So we thought we thought aboutI thought the answer was, like, without a doubt, simply vampire.And they both said well.But do I have to run away every full moon?No, wait.Oh, for were we're talking about vampire.We were talking about vampire.Yeah, that's why the werewolf one is like more manageable, the symptoms, because it's
24:40once a month.The vampire one's nonstop.Yeah, I know.Also, werewolves aren't immortal, right?Vampire one, you're basically choosing to live forever.Yeah, but I could walk into the sun get out of there when I want.want. Are they,the sun kill them in Twilight?
24:53It's not Twilight. Oh, sorry. It's not Twilight.Okay. Twilight 2, sorry. Twilight 2, sorry.Twilight 2, yes. Are we going off? What vampire are we going off of?You can, you can kill yourself as a vampire?Welcome to the Sun.How about that just, like, pained you, and then you're just like...No, like, well, hopefully it's not, like, 31 days of night vampires, because that would be suck.Yeah.
25:14I wouldn't want that.You'd probably, either way, you'd probably move to Alaska.No, I don't.like the cold.But so honestly, with what you just said, I'm definitely goingWe're going to Wairwolf because never going in the sun again is kind of crazy, you know?I'll be, I'll be fine.Fair enough.
25:29I'll be fine.Yeah, I'm going to Werewolf 100%.Wait, really?What, maybe I'm crazy.Never going in the sun's crazy.Now, if we're talking Twilight, maybe I could be pushed in another direction.But Twilight's just every good part of a vampire.They were just mean to each other.
25:42He just sparkled.Yeah, he was kind of sparkled and shiny.I think it's, you just live my life regularly and then as a,a werewolf, I'd just like lock myself away every full moon.Yeah, but then you get out.Eventually you'll get out. You kill something like townspeople.That'll be it. You probably always smell like wet dog.I don't know if that's how that works. You're a dog.
26:03Yeah, but I'm a human most of the time.Yeah, but also the transformation of werewolf usually always looks painful.It looks very painful. Yeah.But again, that's just like something that'll happen once a month.Also, does it happen every once a month or only, like, is it only when you see a full moon, or is it just when the full moon's out?That's just the curse of the whale.It's when they're full wounds out, I think.So just a curse of a werewolf.
26:22He'll so you gotta be careful of the silver.Yep.If you're a non-wearwolf form,will silver hurt me still?I think so.Probably not.I don't know.Yeah, what I got to look out for,
26:33garlic and wooden stakes,whatever.The thing is,I just don't want to be cursedto live forever only at night.That's kind of what you do anyway.It's not.It's really not.
26:42I'm a day dweller and a night dweller.I think it's a day walker.I'm a day walker.and a night dweller.Well, from what I'm looking at,I don't know if you got enough daylight on you.Look at this.You can tell from the different shades, to be fair.
26:58Farmer's tan.Danny's a farmer.It's like a Neapolitan ice cream.Also, I do like a beach every once in a while sometimes.We're gonna' umbrella.I don't think that'll work.He does hate the beach.He does hate the beach.
27:08He do hate the beach.I like going, I like, you know.So you could do that right nowand not go to the beach.You could still like the idea of the beach.No, but I,I like, really what I like is when you leave the beach and you go to the bar afterwards.But that's usually daytime still.
27:24So then you don't like the beach.I like a pool, a beach side bar.I love a beach side bar.I know you wanted to say pool and then you got caught up.No, I like a beach side bar 100%, like a bar on a dock somewhere.That's not a beach that's a dock that.It's right next to the beach.The dock is next to the beach.
27:42Not necessarily could be a rock thing.Where are we?What noise was that?I went to the beach.one time last year, so that'sgood enough.What is he making points for?Him or the Beowulf?
27:55Also, more than the beach, I just like the daytime.I like the sun.Yeah.I do.I just...He's saying the proof's not in the pudding.I'm often not shirtless in the sun,but I like the sun.
28:07I think you like the night more.I don't.I don't.Really?I really don't.If you had to like just pick one,you could always have one forever, night or day.Daytime, 100%.
28:17Well, he has to say.that.No, 100%.Why would you want night?It's scary to walk around at night.Come alive in the nighttime, baby.Like, fun things do happen at night, but daytime is better overall, I believe.Honestly, that's a good, would you rather?
28:31They both have their pros or cons?Daytime forever or nighttime forever?That alone.I'm not having a tough time deciding myself.Would you rather?Would you rather it always be day or always be night?He is right.Nighttime is more fun, but daytime is more like, you need it more.
28:45You need it more, but nighttime is more fun.But it's also about like the, like, the,literal time. That's, daytime is more fun because it's daytime and it's 3 p.m. It's like,oh shit, we got a lot of time left. If it's daytime but 9 p.m., that sucks.No, it doesn't. Because you can still have all the nighttime fun and go to a club or bar wherethey just like put the shades over the windows and it's like, oh, it's dark now. You're notgoing to go from nighttime into like some weird daytime bar where they're like blasting reallybright light at you. That's weird. It's strange.
29:19What you talk about? Every mall that you go intoIt's pretending to be daytime because it was nightYeah, but it's not the sameIt's easier to replicate nighttime 100%.Well, you just turn off the lights.Exactly.What would you choose?I don't know, I'm stuck.
29:35Wow, he's stuck, dude.Also, when it's permanent night in Alaska,Everybody gets super depressed.That is a big factor.I have to go daytime all the time, honestly.Because that is a literally probably like the entire worldwould just get pretty depressed, I think.Would it be hotter?
29:53It'd be hotter all the time, right?Because it gets cold at night.Yeah.Also, isn't it weird that there is a nighttime and a daytime?That's fucking weird.I don't think so.I think that's just weird.Once you start to have a rudimentary, basic understanding of the planet we live on,
30:12it starts to make sense.Yeah, no, dude, I understand how and why it happens.I'm just like, the fact that it does, it's like, you're a pussy.Forget your hip is a pussyI'm sorryI'm sorryI'm sorryI'm sorry
30:23I don't know what I'm gonna show my nutswell if you know how the earth worksand how the earth spinsfucking shirt what's weird about itwhat's weird about that's weird we're on a rockI guess sothis guy's going tothis guy
30:34lays down in his bedlooks up at the ceilingand thinks about space for no reasonand then he scares himself and criesbut now now we can't talk about being on a rockI mean it's weird but it's likeI don't knowI hear you whimpering
30:46I guess I guessYou're right above me.I hear you cry.I honestly, I do have a question that could probably be solved by rudimentary understanding.Oh, don't ask it.Don't ask it.Captain,Genius.
30:57Of space.And I don't understand it.All right.Because,all right,ready?And I know,like,
31:02the answer,but I don't know the answer.Like,why do we have seasons?I have no idea.Whoa,whoa,if you just had a very rudimentary understanding of how.
31:15Honestly,I don't know.But they say it because the tilt,right?But why does, like, does, okay, this part of the earth is closer by, what, point zero,one percent than this part?So now it creates spring and fall and winter and, like, I don't, I don't get that.You know what I'm saying?
31:36I understand completely.I know the rudimentary.Understanding of physics and physics.I don't get that either.I also don't get, like, storms and pressure systems and stuff, but that's probably a littlemore advanced.I think that makes more sense.That's confused.
31:49Whenever it's like, oh, it's building and it's coming this way, it's like, what?What is building?That's more fair, but I feel like that makes more sense than, oh, yeah, it's snowing nowbecause the rock we're on is tilted like that.Like, what is that about?I think, you know, it's like there's ocean, clouds suck up water, then eventually more cloudsconnect, and they rain.I can get by that.
32:09You're still on the heliocentric model of space, right?And the planet?It's heliocentric.The sun is in the middle.It's probably,how long did you have that story?Because you were smiling before he came out.I just thought of the word heliocentric.
32:27I was like, let me...He was cheesing, ear to ear,before he even got the first word out.Yeah.You got one more from the Discordwhen we get out of here?Yeah, sure.Let's take a look at see here.
32:40Yeah, sure.I feel like in this outfit at night,on Halloween in front of the bar.I just picture you going, hey, dutz in this outfit.Oh.Just something about it.That one.No.
32:54Just do that one.I don't even understand it.Just do it.Just say it.Would you rather every time you gossip,you rub your feet together like a fly the entire time?Or every time you compliment people,you have to hold their hand.
33:08Can't just stop either one.Hmm.So I have to be sitting when I gossip?Otherwise, I'll just like fall to my...I have to like go like this.and your hands and feet.It's good.Hands to.
33:20Rub them together.That makes more sense.The feet.I like the holding hands while compliment.It makes it very sincere.Yeah,but it also makes it like...Your eyes are so beautiful today.
33:30Thank you.But you can't just compliment like the chef at a restaurant.You can.You can't.You can't.But you better know him well.No, no.Give me your other hand.
33:40Wow, the food was really great.I think you have...That's so formal.I think you have to...There you go.I think you have to hold it.In a sincere way.I can't hold it.
33:48In a sincere way.A handshake sincere.Also, you can't say thank you.Is thank you a compliment?I don't think so.What is?I never says it.But like,
33:59hmm.Like, I can't say it's like, you know, just like people I would usually say it to.You know, like a taxi driver or a waiter.You can say thank you.I don't think thank you as a compliment.I am trying to think of what's like a sneaky compliment.Like is bless you?No, not really.
34:13No, isn't a compliment on?like it's an adjective for like a feature or something you did right like you did that job i was gonnagive a definition i was going to say like it means complimenting them on something got it in my headand i went nope it's like if thank you isn't a compliment but oh you held that door very welllike that's a compliment i don't think you's just like a formality like a kind gesture kindyeah you have to be giving them i'm not going to say compliment no no noGiving them props.Yes, that's the word I was like that.
34:48But isn't that, what about giving them thanks?That's not props, dude.That's only on Thanksgiving.What's the difference?Thanks and props, bro.What is props and what is thanks?If I said, Danny, your hair looks very nice today.Yes.
35:01And also, and then when you sneeze and I said, bless you, which one sounds more like a compliment?I'm not.That's giving blesses.I guess so, but bless you is not a compliment.It's the same thing.But, no, it actually can be in a religious sense.Like, oh, my God, he's like a saint walking on earth.Bless him.
35:22Bless him.That's not a compliment.I think if you said he is blessed.That's kind of a compliment.Yes, that's a compliment.You are blessed.You've got to rearrange the subject and the preposition and the, you know, the...So God bless you is just asking God to bless.
35:37You're not necessarily blessed, but you may be blessed.So you still like this.God bless you?That's a question.Is God blessing you?Is God blessing you?I'll do the thanks.I'll do the thanks.
35:48That wasn't a fucking option.I'll do the compliment.I'll do the compliment.All right.That was good.All right.I think we get out of here.It's just about that time.
36:00J.T.,why don't you tell them where to find you?You can find me on Instagram at the J-balls.Danny?You can find me at Danny is watching.Why did you just look at?I look at a thank as a compliment.No, no, no.
36:12I was just looking at the other ones.This is a ridiculous.this.You could, uh,Danny is watching.Yeah, you've got,you stuttered him up.Danny's watching.
36:19You can follow me at Aunt Prisco.Can't we get to follow.The picky boys on Instagram,the picky boys on Twitch,don't forget to follow the gaming channel,and, uh,the picky boys on TikTok.Perfect.