Picky Boys Podcast - Would You Rather Pt. 36 - Picky Boys Podcast #444

Episode Date: October 4, 2026

Join Patreon For A NEW VIDEO EVERY DAY This Month! - https://www.patreon.com/pickyboys Today JT, Danny, and Antonio discuss dangerous candy, randomly generated superpowers, laying eggs, why we have se...asons, and decide between being a vampire or a werewolf! Let us know your answers to the "Would You Rathers" in the comments! MERCH - https://pickyboys.com/ PATREON EXCLUSIVE DESIGNS 🤫 - https://extrapicky.com/ Follow Us On Twitch! - https://www.twitch.tv/thepickyboys Make sure to check out all of the people on today's episode: Antonio - https://www.instagram.com/antprisco/ Danny - https://www.instagram.com/dannyiswatching/ JT - https://www.instagram.com/thejballs/ Send us mail here! Picky Boys Podcast PO Box 740050 9224 Queens Blvd Rego Park, NY 11374 Picky Boys - https://www.instagram.com/thepickyboys/  

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Welcome back to the picky boys. What the hell is going on over there? Well, I thought we were being crayons. I thought we were revealing our true colors. You're still wearing your mortal threads. My mortal threads. I'm a crayon. I'm a crayon.
Starting point is 00:00:20 I had to start this quick because I don't know if I could have not. Dude, honestly, you're... I'm sorry. First of all, you know what? Forget the honesty part. First of all, disgusting. Second, you're rocking this.
Starting point is 00:00:34 I think you're literally rocking this. It's a little pale. I don't know, but... It's a little pale. But it's winter. I kind of feel like Walter White, when he's first cooking in his underwear. Except a gnome version.
Starting point is 00:00:48 A gnome, Walter White. That's what I feel like. You're a crayon. I know. Wouldn't it be a crayon version? Yes. Because you're counting the apron. I'm counting the apron.
Starting point is 00:00:56 Got it. Got it. Counting the apron. Dude. You should have been out of a pink one. I feel like that would match his... That could have matched my skin tone. Oh, that's what you meant. There's no white, there's a white crayon, I think.
Starting point is 00:01:08 Yeah, yeah, for sure. But it was only useful on black construction paper. Yes, I remember that. You ever do the things where it's like black paper and you scratch it and it's like colors underneath? Yeah. Do you ever see that? Yeah, I've seen that.
Starting point is 00:01:22 I like that. Danny loves that. That was my shit. Yeah, Danny goes, I think I'm going to really embrace the crayon. And then we were like, oh, all right. I didn't know what that meant. And then he walked out in this outfit. I went, okay, that makes sense.
Starting point is 00:01:33 Yeah, listen, it's Halloween. It's my favorite time of year. I go full out for costumes. Time to get slutty. You say, it's time to get slutty. And then he said, hell yeah, I will. This isn't even Patreon. Speaking of that, though.
Starting point is 00:01:50 Speaking of Patreon, it has started the moment you are all waiting for, you've all been waiting for. 31 days of October, a video every single day on Patreon. which means today there are two picky boys videos. Yeah, if you go on Patreon, there will be a video. Watch the Sunday podcast. Go to Patreon another video for you. And unless things go horrifically wrong,
Starting point is 00:02:10 tomorrow should start our gaming series on Patreon. True. Until dawn, we do a play-through because every 31 days, we do a choose-your-own-adventure game. We try not to get each other killed. Doesn't go well all the time, but that starts tomorrow. It starts tomorrow. It was very interesting.
Starting point is 00:02:26 You should watch it. It's a lot of fun. It's going to be fun. I also said that, oh, something. my finger. I also said that if we get to 2,500 patrons before the end of the month, I'll do a $1,000 giveaway on Patreon. We usually do it how like
Starting point is 00:02:38 everybody or 100 people get 10 bucks. Yeah. So like usually you get either discounted or a free month of Patreon. It's great. So it's like, you're like Oprah. You get a free month. You get a free month. You get a free month. And yeah, we've done it a bunch of times. So I think that'd be fun. So get in there. Get in there. It's a lot of fun.
Starting point is 00:02:55 It's about a big, boom. Would you rather episode? Would you rather? What's a start? Should we do one quick from the Discord than yours? You said I kind of liked your idea. Okay, okay. Let's go off from the Discord. Yeah, let's do one quick from the Discord.
Starting point is 00:03:08 I also have a Halloween themed thing. All right, let's start with there. We have a lot. We're not going to be able to, this is going to bleed over. This one's pretty quick. My Halloween themed one is would you rather, you have a 1% chance every time you get a piece of candy, you have a 1% chance of there being psychedelic drugs inside.
Starting point is 00:03:28 Or every time you get a piece of, of candy, there's a one and a million chance. So what is that 0.001% that there's a razor blade inside. I'll, I'll go the razor. Because I don't think I'm, do I eat a million pieces of candy in my life? Wait, if you could get it on the first one. You could. If you got, I like those odds.
Starting point is 00:03:49 If you have M&Ms, it would be mini racers. It does scale to this. Well, that's a great question too. I was going to ask, is each M&M individual candy? or is it like the packet? Oh. Because like if it's each little tiny piece of candy, then I don't like those odds.
Starting point is 00:04:08 You're still not eating a million. I might eat a million M&Ms. You think so? Have you eaten a million M&Ms in your life? No way. We'll do it. This is a good question. Let's do it by the bag.
Starting point is 00:04:21 So, you know, like 50 M&Ms is one bag. He's just going to get a giant bag of Reese's pieces. Oh, I didn't even think about that. That's true. No, it has to be by the piece. It has to be by the piece It has to be by the piece. But Eminem's are a tiny little razor blade
Starting point is 00:04:35 Because it'll be a tiny razor blade That's not that bad Bro, I feel like You could mess up your digestible. No, you can eat those You can eat the little ones? Yeah Can you eat the big ones?
Starting point is 00:04:44 No Okay Those are of course the The like, you know Warnings that they give out Every Halloween You get razor blades in your candy You get drugs in your candy
Starting point is 00:04:54 None of which I think has ever really happened Yes Teacher question How does? How rusty are the blades? Oh, there's rust. No, I think they're clean. They're clean razor blades.
Starting point is 00:05:04 I go to the razor blades. It couldn't even be new blades. Razor blade is scary, though, if you're eating like a Twix bar. Yeah, but at least, oh. I feel like it's less scary if you're eating a Twix bar, because at least it's a big blade. I'm more afraid of the Little Bay Blades. Little Bay Blades, yeah. Because of the M&Ms.
Starting point is 00:05:20 That feels like it'll just go through me. I don't know if I could pass it, right? Yeah, I'll probably do the drugs, and then every once in a while you just get a crazy day. Just the crazy day. Danny was going to do the drugs if it was 10%. No, no, no, no. No, that'd be too much because it's just like I can't derail my life like this. It's like slow down the candy.
Starting point is 00:05:39 I didn't realize you eat so much candy. I don't actually. Yeah, the drugs one, see, that could be a bonus to a lot of people. But also, like, I don't think you're a fentanyl guy. What if there's fentanyl in your chipped? That's true. Yeah, I mean, I don't, I think it's more of, I don't think you ever want to take a drug and you don't know that you took it.
Starting point is 00:05:57 And you don't know what drug. You don't know what true. It's not on the ingredients. Is fentanyl a psychedelic? I don't think so. Oh, wait, was the question? Okay. Wait, the question is just psychedelic? It was just a psychedelic.
Starting point is 00:06:06 Yeah, so you'll be all right. You might see something. Yeah, I'd say a lot of people see that as a bonus, honestly. You just have to be careful, like... The MNMs. Yeah, you're not going to have candy, like, if you have a big, important presentation coming up. True. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:18 You probably only have it on a Saturday. Does it scale to the size? Like, if I have M&M, same thing with the race blade. Is it a tiny piece of my micro-dark dosing? Okay, I like that. I like that. So if you eat like four bags of M&Ms, one of them is you're getting my-noticed. You might meet God.
Starting point is 00:06:35 You might meet God. Yeah, I don't know. You get like DMT or some shit. True, you could get. There is other Sykes. All right, fair enough. It's like one of the toads. It's true.
Starting point is 00:06:45 It could be toad. You could get toad poison. It's random. It could be like. It could be Ashfaganda. It could be Ashfaganda. That's tough. All right, give me the M&Ms.
Starting point is 00:06:55 No, I think it's not Aschaganda. Asfaganda is like a health route. I think. I think it's... Ayahuasca. Ayahuasca, you're thinking of, yes. Come on, Danny. I forgot those stuff that they sell in, like,
Starting point is 00:07:05 vite and, like, gummy bears. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, it helps my digestion. Yeah, exactly. That was a good question. That was Discord or that was you. That was straight from this crayon right here. I was going to compliment the Discord.
Starting point is 00:07:15 Never mind, then. Yeah, no, forget about Discord. They don't get the compliment. And everybody in there. All right, I got one. Okay. See, I always, I always, like, have to spend so long.
Starting point is 00:07:29 whenever it's a monetary value one, trying to balance it. And I'm always like, what's the good balance here? But here it is. Would you rather get a random superpower every day or a random amount of money every day between $1,000 and $100,000? Wow. I will say it's hard to turn down magic over money. You always go with magic, right?
Starting point is 00:07:54 The one thing I have to ask. Yeah, I have to ask that something is do you know the superpower? So good. Yeah. Yeah. I went through this. You won't like wake up and like, I got to find out what my superpower is. You'll know it.
Starting point is 00:08:07 But that being said, if you guys have seen like My Hero Academia or whatever, there's a lot of really useless superpowers. So we'll say that. Yeah. But it would also be kind of cool. Not kind of cool. I'm asking that question because similar to Danny, I didn't want to go, oh, hey, Danny, can you grab me that? And then fireball in my accident. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:26 I didn't want to like electrocute my family. I wonder what my superpower is saying and you take off your glasses like a laser goes to your house What is the extent Can I go from like oh I could control ants To oh I can construct homes With my mind telekinesis
Starting point is 00:08:43 Yeah I would say I would say that And that would be a big one Like any kind of conjuring ability you could just conjure 10 billion dollars right So what if eventually I get a superpower That lets me grant wishes And then I wish that I could just have all the superpowers
Starting point is 00:08:59 I'm sure there's like a 0.001% chance. It's all the superpowers that ever. So it could be so many powerful things and so many uses. And are there repeats for both? Like could I get a dollar on two days and could I get X-ray vision on two days? For both. So I think if you're doing the superpower thing, I think you were really hoping that sometime in that first year you get one day
Starting point is 00:09:24 that's like I can make a billion dollars today easily. Yeah. I think that's what you're gambling on. I don't care about making money if I have a random superpower every day. What do you call me? Like Swiss Army Man? What am I called? What's your name?
Starting point is 00:09:37 That's a good name. That's a great name. What's your name? What's your name? Oh, did I? Yeah, but I'm not Swiss. And I'm not in the Army. That's true.
Starting point is 00:09:45 What would you call yourself? What is it an American version of a Swiss Army knife? Just like a multi-tool. Yeah, multi-tool, man. You're already a multi-tool. You don't want to call yourself a tool, I don't think. Superhero name. What would it be?
Starting point is 00:09:58 three, two, one. Cablamo! That doesn't really work with the random superpowers. It might one day. It might one day. One day you can make explosions and then any cool one. No, honestly, I think I have to go with the superpower just in case I get flying one day because you got to fly.
Starting point is 00:10:17 He's right. I want to fly, baby. But one day you're also going to wake up and just be a lizard. Like your power is just like... A lot of Hulk or thing or something. Oh, the Hulk, yeah. Yeah, or you're just like a pile of muck. Like, somehow.
Starting point is 00:10:29 That would suck. Oh, like Clayface or something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that wouldn't be great. It might take away some days from you, but I mean, that's like a small price to pay. You might have to live alone. Also, I will say, I mean, obviously the money thing sounds like a dream, but it would directly, I feel like correlate to how good my day would be.
Starting point is 00:10:45 How valuable you felt yourself? Here we go. Big money. What do we got today? $10. It's like, oh, God, damn it. $4. $4.
Starting point is 00:10:53 If the day before you got, wait a minute. What? You could save up money. Okay, okay, all right. He said he was really confused. It was like his budget for the day or something. No, that's true, actually. It doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:11:04 You went superpower? I went superpower. You went superpower? All right. I'm going to go money just to play it safe because there's a lot of useless ones. Danny, you're a superpower for the day. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:11:17 All right, you got mass manipulation. The power to manipulate the mass of objects or entities. So I think you can make them smaller and bigger, right? Yeah, but they weigh the same. No, but you can manipulate the mass You know, you can't make them smaller and bigger What? You can't make a smaller and bigger, right? You can manipulate the mass only
Starting point is 00:11:34 Yeah, which is the weight Yeah, so like, I could still, like, I don't know, like an ant, I can make an ant to 10,000 pounds Or you can lift a building. Oh, you don't think it would change the size. Okay, it's around. I don't know, yeah, that's how I read it. It's kind of like your gravity.
Starting point is 00:11:49 That's for you. What is it? Like the girl that does gravity? It's kind of like that, I think. Okay, the reason I was asking is because, like, he'd go get a tiny gold bar and then make it a thousand pounds of gold? I thought that's what mass is. Yes, no, mass is weight.
Starting point is 00:12:04 Yeah. No, weight is weight. Mass and weight are essentially the same thing. Size and mass. Yeah, but they measure gold by weight. They don't measure it by size. Like, if you're going to go sell a gram of gold, an ounce of gold. So really...
Starting point is 00:12:18 But then they're not going to think I'm faking them. They're going to be like, this is tungsten painted with gold. All right, well, is there any other way you can make money with this, you think? Who cares about him? Do you want to see what day two is? We'll talk about it. Also, I don't need to make money every day. I think it could be just fun to do to manipulate things.
Starting point is 00:12:36 Antonio, your power, and then we'll do my money after for day one. Day one, you get optic blasts. This is way cooler than when I test ran this. I got a bunch of really shit ones. But the power to project energy slash matter beams slash blasts from the eyes. So you're basically cyclops. I can't do much with that. That wouldn't be great.
Starting point is 00:12:58 I could control them, though. That's a plus. You could be a really bad guy for a day. Yeah. But then the next day, you might be in trouble. Yeah. It's the next day now I get like, oh, unless I get invisibility. All right, how much am I getting today?
Starting point is 00:13:09 I picked money. Okay, we'll take 32 G's. Yeah. We'll take 32 G. drinks on me. Wow. Actually, maybe that's better. Maybe maybe the money's better.
Starting point is 00:13:19 Actually, maybe the money's better. All right, new day. It's a new day. Danny, day two, you get fat manipulation. The ability to manipulate fats and fatty tissues of oneself and or others. Whoa. Like the blob, I think. That's a little dangerous, yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:35 Yeah, that's cool. Also, you sell a weight loss service. That's true. That's true. I'm not trying to make money off the money. You got to make some money. This guy is forcing me into every day a new rat. He's always about the money.
Starting point is 00:13:48 No, the reason you need to make some money is because if you are on day 100 of this and you're like still broken, I'm like, man, I wish I just had 32 Gs for no reason right now. When I was able to fly and shoot optic blast, I could beat up a bully. And I can work. I can still go to work. You just know one day where you make money and you're good. True. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:14:06 There's a picture of me on social media, like lifting a car, because I made the mass very low. That'd be cool. Yeah. Yeah, you probably, ooh, see, but the problem with superpowers is every time that happens, the government is an issue. Because I feel like if you were an influencer and you're like, guess what superpower I have today? And you film that. but then the government's just going to suck me.
Starting point is 00:14:26 No, for sure. I mean, you'd undoubtedly end up in some prison like 5,000 miles below ground. Yeah. Yeah, or just one day where I could become the Hulk, I'm like, yo, you're all done. And then... Yeah. I would highly prefer to stay anonymous, if possible. I don't even think that's possible, though.
Starting point is 00:14:41 I probably should have taken the money. Although, to be fair, every single superhero, like, movie, the government's, like, makes jail cells for powers. You'd be a very hard guy to lock down. That's true. You got a new thing that they have to combat. Yeah, that's true. Also, they would have to really want me in there. It's like, what am I doing that they really need me in there?
Starting point is 00:15:03 Also, I'll just tell them I'm faking it. Your day two power, by the way, sound manipulation. Power to manipulate sound. I should have taken the money. Listen, there'll be some upsetting days in the money, too. Let me just quickly do two more. All right, enhanced agility for day three. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:15:19 You could set some records. And photography vision. The ability to take photos with your eyes. That sucks. That sucks, bro. Oh, you have a photographic memory? I already have a phone. Okay.
Starting point is 00:15:31 But again, that's just day three. You'll have a new one tomorrow. See, is it photographic memory? That's different. I could store them. I think it's really better than photographic. Oh, that's sick. Actually, I like that one a lot.
Starting point is 00:15:39 I thought it meant, like, you can print a photo that you're seeing. I didn't say you have a printer. Oh, I don't know. It comes out of a USB in your ear. Actually, I like that one. You want to have photography vision for one day? On a random day, not even know if you're choosing? I'll just busk on the street and be like, I know where it is.
Starting point is 00:15:58 I think the I one was the coolest so far. The optic blasts. The optic blasts. That just sounds cool. Wait, what was your money for day two? Oh, true. Oh, I didn't do day two. One sec.
Starting point is 00:16:08 This guy's just rank it, ranking it in. Ninety-six Gs. That's pretty good. That's almost max. This sucks. Honestly, why don't we use her power? Just kill them. Yeah, this is.
Starting point is 00:16:18 Yeah, actually. You're giving me full, though. Yeah, yeah. That's fair. All right. Shall we consult the Discord? Sure. Yes, someone put a whole notes app list of ones.
Starting point is 00:16:28 Wow. Okay. Oh, my God. That is violent? Some of these are so violent and upsetting. Would you rather, every time you stub your toe, there's a toothpick in the nail where every time you hurt your finger, it breaks. Wow.
Starting point is 00:16:50 Yeah, these are, this is... This is... Those are both really bad. Yeah. What has hurt my finger? Like if I clip my nail too much? I would say that counts. Like if I did like that.
Starting point is 00:17:03 I would say also you ever do like one of these, you reach for something and then you accidentally clip like a table. Just break, I would always have broken. Yeah. Martin. Guys got no hands. Genuinely. Yeah. Martin would have no hands.
Starting point is 00:17:17 Ah! Every second I think about the toothpick. I also, I, I, broken a finger? Never broken anything. That means I'm supposed to suffer great emotional pain, as they say. I don't know. Is that what they say? That's what they talk about it.
Starting point is 00:17:30 Have you? No. I've sprained my wrist. Big dog. No, he pretended to sprain his wrist. I remember. I had an x-ray. Yeah, but you were going to Photoshop back then.
Starting point is 00:17:39 I was not. He was not. He was not. Okay. It's a break. You know, I don't know enough about the medical field here. No, no. Are you saying a sprain is a break?
Starting point is 00:17:47 I thought a sprain has nothing to do with the bone. I thought that's the muscle. It was a, it was a hairline fracture. Bro, and then he showed... So it changed. Yeah, no, it changed every time. And then he showed us this, like, fake, really fake x-ray. He's like, look, that's my...
Starting point is 00:18:01 I have to... I don't know where the guy has, like, a tiny dick in the background. You know what I'm talking about? Bro, I have to wear... I have to wear a thing. I know you... I know you did wear it. It's like a soft cast.
Starting point is 00:18:11 Yeah, soft cast. That's... I have to wear one. I have a question for you. Yes. Did you have to also not wear pants? No. It took me way too quick to get used to this. Because, like...
Starting point is 00:18:22 Yeah, it's very... One minute into the podcast, I totally forgot. It feels very natural. It feels great. It feels very natural. Commando? Let's do another one. We're just rapid fire or discord.
Starting point is 00:18:33 Would you rather lay eggs or produce pearls? The pearls come from your mouth. They don't say where the eggs count. Yeah, we know. Out of my cloaca. Are the eggs chicken eggs? It's great question. Wait, what did you say?
Starting point is 00:18:49 Clayca. Because someone says, let's assume you've developed a cloaca like a chicken. So it comes out of your ass That's like a chicken bussy basically Thank you Comes out of their butts But it's like another hole You can eat the eggs
Starting point is 00:19:03 And you can sell the pearls So they're not human eggs Right no no Okay they're chicken eggs They're chicken eggs Got chicken eggs What is he like half chicken eggs Will he cluck?
Starting point is 00:19:11 Probably when I lay them And then you can You can sell your pearls But you can sell the pearls And buy eggs like a normal person This guy man All about that bread It really is.
Starting point is 00:19:25 The pearls aren't valuable. I don't know if I want to eat. No, no, the pearls have to be valuable. Now they're valuable? It would be like... So then why would I do that? I feel like... There's no reason to eat my eggs.
Starting point is 00:19:35 I feel like for multiple days. For multiple days, you'd be like... Oh, the pearls come out of my face? Yeah, they come on your mouth. And then eventually you'd be like, oh, there's a pearl. Can I put on a pearl necklace? Like, I swallowed it? No, but you can make a pearl necklace over the course of a...
Starting point is 00:19:51 Probably a year at least. Maybe. But why would I lay eggs? How about this? The pearls, I'm adding a stipulation. The pearls are extra shiny and beautiful and rare, and the eggs taste just a little bit better than chicken egg. I like this stipulation.
Starting point is 00:20:07 Black pearls? No. Isn't that the valuable one? I'm not sure. I was assuming white pearls. How did that make it any better? Oh, that's a way better. Wait, why?
Starting point is 00:20:16 Essentially, would you rather lay the best eggs you've ever tasted? Sure. or have like very valuable pearls. Can it be the best eggs anyone's ever tasted? Oh. I mean, I just said they're like, they're noticed, they're slightly but noticeably better than chicken eggs. So yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:33 No, you're not listening. I don't want slightly. I want the best eggs anyone's ever had. All right, yes, they can be that. Now the government's going to keep me for my eggs. Yeah, the government always wants to get involved. The government always wants to get me. The problem is it also doesn't make my cooking any better.
Starting point is 00:20:47 So I don't know if I'm going with the eggs. Like, unless, can I get a private? chef with the egg ability please I mean you can buy a private show I don't have the pearls to buy them with how about you lay the eggs I'll lay the pearls I'll fun the egg I mean you can lay like an egg a day right that's what chickens do I think so
Starting point is 00:21:02 oh come on we're bigger than a chicken you can pump out more you can pop out a six pack pink pink pink pink all right I'm gonna do the eggs listen there's nothing feels right for you if you could if we could produce our own food we'd be a very different species probably I don't know why that made me laugh
Starting point is 00:21:22 I was like chickens don't produce their own food But well yeah They don't eat their eggs Yeah yeah that's why I just made me laugh We would be eating our eggs Which animal produces their own food None Right which is why we would be
Starting point is 00:21:36 I don't even think we might not even be civilized If we could produce their own food That's a good point We'd still be in the forest Just laying eggs and eating them I don't think we'd eat our own I don't want to eat my own egg That's why I need the clarification.
Starting point is 00:21:50 This is not a human egg. Like if I fertilize this, everything, yeah. Like, if this become a little person. Yeah, I don't want that. I don't want to deal with that either. Not ready to be a dad. Especially of a chicken man. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:01 It would have to be half chicken. All right, I have, would you rather, would you rather, for the rest of your life, in sad or angry moments, have to shake your head like this the entire time? Ooh, I don't like that. Like, all happy? Yeah. Or, ever.
Starting point is 00:22:19 Every two seconds, you have to bloop what your tongue out like this. Every two seconds? Oh, that's what happens if I don't do I die? You probably are pain. Sad and or angry, you said? Yeah, and just in horrific moments. Like smile and nod, like Martin's talking. Okay.
Starting point is 00:22:39 Can I plug my ears first? Sorry, my... Yeah, you see the entire time in every month? Like, you go to a funeral, you have to be like that. Let's hear yours. Bloop. Oh. No, wait.
Starting point is 00:22:52 I meant C. I meant C. Oh, the. Yeah, yeah, sure. It's doing it constantly. Oh, man. I don't know. So I'd be at a funeral doing that.
Starting point is 00:23:00 That's like actually would give me the KBGBs a little bit, I think. Yeah, I'd be scary. I'd be scary. I'd be scared. What's wrong with him? Yeah. He did it. He killed her.
Starting point is 00:23:11 Yeah, but you already would have had like 14 bloops by now. Yeah, I think I can't do that either. I guess I have to go with the creepy one. If it caused, pain, I think I'd do it, death would be annoying. Death feels intense. I feel like it just makes more sense if you don't have to consciously do it. It's just like breathing.
Starting point is 00:23:27 Like it just happens to you. Oh. You know what I mean? Like you can't control it. Well, then I'm picking that. You rather just that? Yeah, it's just like a tick kind of. Boop.
Starting point is 00:23:38 I don't know if I'd want to be around you with that either. Well. It's too much. I can't, we're on a podcast, can't do it. But every two seconds. Goop. Can't do it. Two seconds is a lot.
Starting point is 00:23:48 Can't do it. Well, 30 bloops a minute That was mine Also on the other podcast We fought about this And I thought their answers Were there's very confusing Would you rather
Starting point is 00:23:57 And this is super plain one super simple Would you rather be a werewolf or a vampire A Twilight saga situation No not like those Like you turn to like The werewolves Like a werewolf And the vampire
Starting point is 00:24:08 You're not shiny and pretty You're still a vampire Like more like an underworld I guess Well they were pretty But I know it's a simple question But I actually think it's a very complex question Yeah
Starting point is 00:24:18 So we thought we thought about I thought the answer was, like, without a doubt, simply vampire. And they both said well. But do I have to run away every full moon? No, wait. Oh, for were we're talking about vampire. We were talking about vampire. Yeah, that's why the werewolf one is like more manageable, the symptoms, because it's
Starting point is 00:24:40 once a month. The vampire one's nonstop. Yeah, I know. Also, werewolves aren't immortal, right? Vampire one, you're basically choosing to live forever. Yeah, but I could walk into the sun get out of there when I want. want. Are they, the sun kill them in Twilight?
Starting point is 00:24:53 It's not Twilight. Oh, sorry. It's not Twilight. Okay. Twilight 2, sorry. Twilight 2, sorry. Twilight 2, yes. Are we going off? What vampire are we going off of? You can, you can kill yourself as a vampire? Welcome to the Sun. How about that just, like, pained you, and then you're just like... No, like, well, hopefully it's not, like, 31 days of night vampires, because that would be suck. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:14 I wouldn't want that. You'd probably, either way, you'd probably move to Alaska. No, I don't. like the cold. But so honestly, with what you just said, I'm definitely going We're going to Wairwolf because never going in the sun again is kind of crazy, you know? I'll be, I'll be fine. Fair enough.
Starting point is 00:25:29 I'll be fine. Yeah, I'm going to Werewolf 100%. Wait, really? What, maybe I'm crazy. Never going in the sun's crazy. Now, if we're talking Twilight, maybe I could be pushed in another direction. But Twilight's just every good part of a vampire. They were just mean to each other.
Starting point is 00:25:42 He just sparkled. Yeah, he was kind of sparkled and shiny. I think it's, you just live my life regularly and then as a, a werewolf, I'd just like lock myself away every full moon. Yeah, but then you get out. Eventually you'll get out. You kill something like townspeople. That'll be it. You probably always smell like wet dog. I don't know if that's how that works. You're a dog.
Starting point is 00:26:03 Yeah, but I'm a human most of the time. Yeah, but also the transformation of werewolf usually always looks painful. It looks very painful. Yeah. But again, that's just like something that'll happen once a month. Also, does it happen every once a month or only, like, is it only when you see a full moon, or is it just when the full moon's out? That's just the curse of the whale. It's when they're full wounds out, I think. So just a curse of a werewolf.
Starting point is 00:26:22 He'll so you gotta be careful of the silver. Yep. If you're a non-wearwolf form, will silver hurt me still? I think so. Probably not. I don't know. Yeah, what I got to look out for,
Starting point is 00:26:33 garlic and wooden stakes, whatever. The thing is, I just don't want to be cursed to live forever only at night. That's kind of what you do anyway. It's not. It's really not.
Starting point is 00:26:42 I'm a day dweller and a night dweller. I think it's a day walker. I'm a day walker. and a night dweller. Well, from what I'm looking at, I don't know if you got enough daylight on you. Look at this. You can tell from the different shades, to be fair.
Starting point is 00:26:58 Farmer's tan. Danny's a farmer. It's like a Neapolitan ice cream. Also, I do like a beach every once in a while sometimes. We're gonna' umbrella. I don't think that'll work. He does hate the beach. He does hate the beach.
Starting point is 00:27:08 He do hate the beach. I like going, I like, you know. So you could do that right now and not go to the beach. You could still like the idea of the beach. No, but I, I like, really what I like is when you leave the beach and you go to the bar afterwards. But that's usually daytime still.
Starting point is 00:27:24 So then you don't like the beach. I like a pool, a beach side bar. I love a beach side bar. I know you wanted to say pool and then you got caught up. No, I like a beach side bar 100%, like a bar on a dock somewhere. That's not a beach that's a dock that. It's right next to the beach. The dock is next to the beach.
Starting point is 00:27:42 Not necessarily could be a rock thing. Where are we? What noise was that? I went to the beach. one time last year, so that's good enough. What is he making points for? Him or the Beowulf?
Starting point is 00:27:55 Also, more than the beach, I just like the daytime. I like the sun. Yeah. I do. I just... He's saying the proof's not in the pudding. I'm often not shirtless in the sun, but I like the sun.
Starting point is 00:28:07 I think you like the night more. I don't. I don't. Really? I really don't. If you had to like just pick one, you could always have one forever, night or day. Daytime, 100%.
Starting point is 00:28:17 Well, he has to say. that. No, 100%. Why would you want night? It's scary to walk around at night. Come alive in the nighttime, baby. Like, fun things do happen at night, but daytime is better overall, I believe. Honestly, that's a good, would you rather?
Starting point is 00:28:31 They both have their pros or cons? Daytime forever or nighttime forever? That alone. I'm not having a tough time deciding myself. Would you rather? Would you rather it always be day or always be night? He is right. Nighttime is more fun, but daytime is more like, you need it more.
Starting point is 00:28:45 You need it more, but nighttime is more fun. But it's also about like the, like, the, literal time. That's, daytime is more fun because it's daytime and it's 3 p.m. It's like, oh shit, we got a lot of time left. If it's daytime but 9 p.m., that sucks. No, it doesn't. Because you can still have all the nighttime fun and go to a club or bar where they just like put the shades over the windows and it's like, oh, it's dark now. You're not going to go from nighttime into like some weird daytime bar where they're like blasting really bright light at you. That's weird. It's strange.
Starting point is 00:29:19 What you talk about? Every mall that you go into It's pretending to be daytime because it was night Yeah, but it's not the same It's easier to replicate nighttime 100%. Well, you just turn off the lights. Exactly. What would you choose? I don't know, I'm stuck.
Starting point is 00:29:35 Wow, he's stuck, dude. Also, when it's permanent night in Alaska, Everybody gets super depressed. That is a big factor. I have to go daytime all the time, honestly. Because that is a literally probably like the entire world would just get pretty depressed, I think. Would it be hotter?
Starting point is 00:29:53 It'd be hotter all the time, right? Because it gets cold at night. Yeah. Also, isn't it weird that there is a nighttime and a daytime? That's fucking weird. I don't think so. I think that's just weird. Once you start to have a rudimentary, basic understanding of the planet we live on,
Starting point is 00:30:12 it starts to make sense. Yeah, no, dude, I understand how and why it happens. I'm just like, the fact that it does, it's like, you're a pussy. Forget your hip is a pussy I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
Starting point is 00:30:23 I don't know what I'm gonna show my nuts well if you know how the earth works and how the earth spins fucking shirt what's weird about it what's weird about that's weird we're on a rock I guess so this guy's going to this guy
Starting point is 00:30:34 lays down in his bed looks up at the ceiling and thinks about space for no reason and then he scares himself and cries but now now we can't talk about being on a rock I mean it's weird but it's like I don't know I hear you whimpering
Starting point is 00:30:46 I guess I guess You're right above me. I hear you cry. I honestly, I do have a question that could probably be solved by rudimentary understanding. Oh, don't ask it. Don't ask it. Captain, Genius.
Starting point is 00:30:57 Of space. And I don't understand it. All right. Because, all right, ready? And I know, like,
Starting point is 00:31:02 the answer, but I don't know the answer. Like, why do we have seasons? I have no idea. Whoa, whoa, if you just had a very rudimentary understanding of how.
Starting point is 00:31:15 Honestly, I don't know. But they say it because the tilt, right? But why does, like, does, okay, this part of the earth is closer by, what, point zero, one percent than this part? So now it creates spring and fall and winter and, like, I don't, I don't get that. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:31:36 I understand completely. I know the rudimentary. Understanding of physics and physics. I don't get that either. I also don't get, like, storms and pressure systems and stuff, but that's probably a little more advanced. I think that makes more sense. That's confused.
Starting point is 00:31:49 Whenever it's like, oh, it's building and it's coming this way, it's like, what? What is building? That's more fair, but I feel like that makes more sense than, oh, yeah, it's snowing now because the rock we're on is tilted like that. Like, what is that about? I think, you know, it's like there's ocean, clouds suck up water, then eventually more clouds connect, and they rain. I can get by that.
Starting point is 00:32:09 You're still on the heliocentric model of space, right? And the planet? It's heliocentric. The sun is in the middle. It's probably, how long did you have that story? Because you were smiling before he came out. I just thought of the word heliocentric.
Starting point is 00:32:27 I was like, let me... He was cheesing, ear to ear, before he even got the first word out. Yeah. You got one more from the Discord when we get out of here? Yeah, sure. Let's take a look at see here.
Starting point is 00:32:40 Yeah, sure. I feel like in this outfit at night, on Halloween in front of the bar. I just picture you going, hey, dutz in this outfit. Oh. Just something about it. That one. No.
Starting point is 00:32:54 Just do that one. I don't even understand it. Just do it. Just say it. Would you rather every time you gossip, you rub your feet together like a fly the entire time? Or every time you compliment people, you have to hold their hand.
Starting point is 00:33:08 Can't just stop either one. Hmm. So I have to be sitting when I gossip? Otherwise, I'll just like fall to my... I have to like go like this. and your hands and feet. It's good. Hands to.
Starting point is 00:33:20 Rub them together. That makes more sense. The feet. I like the holding hands while compliment. It makes it very sincere. Yeah, but it also makes it like... Your eyes are so beautiful today.
Starting point is 00:33:30 Thank you. But you can't just compliment like the chef at a restaurant. You can. You can't. You can't. But you better know him well. No, no. Give me your other hand.
Starting point is 00:33:40 Wow, the food was really great. I think you have... That's so formal. I think you have to... There you go. I think you have to hold it. In a sincere way. I can't hold it.
Starting point is 00:33:48 In a sincere way. A handshake sincere. Also, you can't say thank you. Is thank you a compliment? I don't think so. What is? I never says it. But like,
Starting point is 00:33:59 hmm. Like, I can't say it's like, you know, just like people I would usually say it to. You know, like a taxi driver or a waiter. You can say thank you. I don't think thank you as a compliment. I am trying to think of what's like a sneaky compliment. Like is bless you? No, not really.
Starting point is 00:34:13 No, isn't a compliment on? like it's an adjective for like a feature or something you did right like you did that job i was gonna give a definition i was going to say like it means complimenting them on something got it in my head and i went nope it's like if thank you isn't a compliment but oh you held that door very well like that's a compliment i don't think you's just like a formality like a kind gesture kind yeah you have to be giving them i'm not going to say compliment no no no Giving them props. Yes, that's the word I was like that.
Starting point is 00:34:48 But isn't that, what about giving them thanks? That's not props, dude. That's only on Thanksgiving. What's the difference? Thanks and props, bro. What is props and what is thanks? If I said, Danny, your hair looks very nice today. Yes.
Starting point is 00:35:01 And also, and then when you sneeze and I said, bless you, which one sounds more like a compliment? I'm not. That's giving blesses. I guess so, but bless you is not a compliment. It's the same thing. But, no, it actually can be in a religious sense. Like, oh, my God, he's like a saint walking on earth. Bless him.
Starting point is 00:35:22 Bless him. That's not a compliment. I think if you said he is blessed. That's kind of a compliment. Yes, that's a compliment. You are blessed. You've got to rearrange the subject and the preposition and the, you know, the... So God bless you is just asking God to bless.
Starting point is 00:35:37 You're not necessarily blessed, but you may be blessed. So you still like this. God bless you? That's a question. Is God blessing you? Is God blessing you? I'll do the thanks. I'll do the thanks.
Starting point is 00:35:48 That wasn't a fucking option. I'll do the compliment. I'll do the compliment. All right. That was good. All right. I think we get out of here. It's just about that time.
Starting point is 00:36:00 J.T., why don't you tell them where to find you? You can find me on Instagram at the J-balls. Danny? You can find me at Danny is watching. Why did you just look at? I look at a thank as a compliment. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:36:12 I was just looking at the other ones. This is a ridiculous. this. You could, uh, Danny is watching. Yeah, you've got, you stuttered him up. Danny's watching.
Starting point is 00:36:19 You can follow me at Aunt Prisco. Can't we get to follow. The picky boys on Instagram, the picky boys on Twitch, don't forget to follow the gaming channel, and, uh, the picky boys on TikTok. Perfect.

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