Bonus Bill – Ep. #500
00:00Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series, Real Time with Bill Ma.With Iran, Iran shot down one of our drones.I just heard the end of this story before I came on.It was something about we violated their space.No, we weren't in their space.I thought it was about Joe Biden.But no, we either we were in Iranian airspace or not with this drone.And Trump's furious.
00:36He said if there was one thing we will not stand forward is an act of aggressiontowards our acts of aggressions.So today Trump is huddled with his advisors, weighing his options,his options being a tweet about how the Ayatollah's a loser,a tweet about how the Ayatollah's low energy or calling him crazy Ayatollah.So those are the options.But Trump, I don't know if you saw,but Trump kicked off his 2020 re-election campaign this week.
01:06It was all about Hillary.Her presidency has been a disaster.so far. She didn't get Mexicoto pay for that wall, she promised.She added trillionsof the debt, and it's been one investigationafter another.Oh, wait, that's him.
01:24I mean, he could just say anything to these people.He said, he promised in his secondterm that he would beat cancerand AIDS.Wow. But not bone spurs.We know those are incurable.Yeah, the big rally wasin Orlando, Florida, of course,
01:42because that's a pivotal state in the 2020election. And also, he wantedto be there in person when ICE arrestedAladdin.Well, Joe Biden's ina bit of trouble because he was bragging abouthow he can work with anybody,and he mentioned two formerly very
01:58segregationist senators,and so he's taking the heat now.He said, today, I don't have a racistbone in my body. He said,I've been giving black people uncomfortablehugs for 50 years.Same as whites, blacks.Former communications director of the White House, Hope Hicks, testified yesterday behind closed doors to the House Judiciary Committee and refused to answer any questions.
02:23Democrats, when did they get it?The reason you hold hearings is so people can hear.People who don't read can then hear it and watch it.The Mueller report.It's like a software license agreement.Nobody read it.Okay.Thank you very much.
02:38You sound like a great crowd.Watch all new episodes of Real Time with Bill Maher every Friday night at 10 or watch them anytime on HBO On Demand. For more information, log on to hbo.com.
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