Real Time with Bill Maher - Bonus Bill – Ep. #500

Episode Date: June 25, 2019

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Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late-night series, Real Time with Bill Ma. With Iran, Iran shot down one of our drones. I just heard the end of this story before I came on. It was something about we violated their space. No, we weren't in their space. I thought it was about Joe Biden. But no, we either we were in Iranian airspace or not with this drone. And Trump's furious.

He said if there was one thing we will not stand forward is an act of aggression towards our acts of aggressions. So today Trump is huddled with his advisors, weighing his options, his options being a tweet about how the Ayatollah's a loser, a tweet about how the Ayatollah's low energy or calling him crazy Ayatollah. So those are the options. But Trump, I don't know if you saw, but Trump kicked off his 2020 re-election campaign this week.

It was all about Hillary. Her presidency has been a disaster. so far. She didn't get Mexico to pay for that wall, she promised. She added trillions of the debt, and it's been one investigation after another. Oh, wait, that's him.

I mean, he could just say anything to these people. He said, he promised in his second term that he would beat cancer and AIDS. Wow. But not bone spurs. We know those are incurable. Yeah, the big rally was in Orlando, Florida, of course,

because that's a pivotal state in the 2020 election. And also, he wanted to be there in person when ICE arrested Aladdin. Well, Joe Biden's in a bit of trouble because he was bragging about how he can work with anybody, and he mentioned two formerly very

segregationist senators, and so he's taking the heat now. He said, today, I don't have a racist bone in my body. He said, I've been giving black people uncomfortable hugs for 50 years. Same as whites, blacks. Former communications director of the White House, Hope Hicks, testified yesterday behind closed doors to the House Judiciary Committee and refused to answer any questions.

Democrats, when did they get it? The reason you hold hearings is so people can hear. People who don't read can then hear it and watch it. The Mueller report. It's like a software license agreement. Nobody read it. Okay. Thank you very much.

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