Real Time with Bill Maher - Bonus Bill – Ep. #503

Episode Date: August 13, 2019

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Don't miss the Devil Wears Prada 2 in theaters. Merrill Street, Anne Hathaway, Emily Blunt, and Stanley Tucci are back. In light of the recent scandal, I'm here to restore your credibility. I did not hire you, and all I need to do is bide my time until you fail. On May 1st, I'm going to make something of this job. Rain. Be the bridges I burn. Night my way.

Forever. I just love my job. Get tickets now. The Devil Wears Prada 2 in theaters May 1st, directed by David Frankel. Welcome to an HBO podcast. from the HBO late-night series, Real Time with Bill Maugh. But we need a uniter, and we wind up with Trump. It's like needing a chef and getting Hannibal Lecter.

And he thinks they like him. He went to the hospital in Ohio, and he said, we had an amazing day. The love, the respect for the presidency. I wish you could have been there to see it. Yes, people were like, ooh, I wish I could get shot every day. Of course, right after it happened,

they made him do a teleprompter address, one of his sniffling, monotone. Adderall speeches. He said, hatred warps the mind and devours the soul. Yeah, I know. I've seen your rallies. He said, hate has no place in our

country. On Twitter, yes, of course, but not in the country. And then he blamed mental illness, which of course is a big part of this, but I mean, it's pretty ironic. The president, who obviously suffers from mental illness telling telling us that we have to address mental illness.

This is like when the evangelical preacher lectures you on gay sex. But the guy who shot up El Paso, he was a white nationalist. He said in his manifesto that he wasn't mimicking Trump's words. I have nothing to do with Trump. I'm not like him at all. And then he signed it the least racist person in the world. And then to add insult to injury of all this, Trump, when he was in Dayton, where the shooting was, called it Toledo.

And then to one up him, Joe Biden said the shootings happened in Houston and Michigan. Oh, I can't wait to see those debates. I think the winner's going to be the guy who remembers to wear pants. All right, thank you very much. Catch all new episodes of Real Time with Bill Maher every Friday night at 10. Or watch them anytime on HBO on demand. For more information, log on to HBO.com.