Son of a Boy Dad - Rapper Time | Son of a Boy Dad #269 ft. Will Compton

Episode Date: January 23, 2025

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and responsible gaming resources, DKNG.co slash audio still still on the ground alrighty welcome back to the son of a boy dad podcast today it is January 22nd it is we are here in HQ 3 welcome back to the show it's 1.15 It's 1 15. It's 1 15. We're supposed to start at one. Thoughts?

I was here. You think I've just got to the office? Yeah. 100%. You frame everybody's worldview as if it were your worldview No, you were not here 15 minutes ago It's inconceivable for you that someone could be at the office outside of when they're doing Son of a Boy, Dad No, you were not here

I walked out until I spin the block I walked around and I didn't see anything I was like where's Ronan? And they're like, he's not here. You're sadly mistaken. You just don't like getting grouped in with me as only coming in for the podcast because you're not supposed to do that and I am. 10?

Yeah. Just not buying it. Why? When have you ever been here at 10? What are you talking about? Since the day I started working here, I've never seen you here at 10. You used to be late for the yak every day. You're. You're- You used to be late for the Yak every day.

You're so warped. You used to be late for the Yak. You're warped. And won. You're so warped. No, you're warped. Your worldview is fucking microwaved. You're fucked. You're on rapper time.

You're not even alive. No, I am. Like, Dave hasn't been in for a while. I guess that's because he hasn't been on the Son of a Boy Dad episode. I was up at 8 a.m. this morning. Yeah, because you hadn't gone to bed yet. Because you were on a sugar high from eating peach rings. No, I haven't had any gummies in a couple of days.

I can tell you that you're ornery. You're going through a bad withdrawal. I tried to give you some sugar to calm it down, just a taste bag, just so you could get a little Get get the shakes out of your hands. Yeah. Well, I had a I plan for this to be a very Loving episode where we're both on the same page and you just I mean Interesting. It's not at all what I envisioned you want to you want to spar That's not what I was thinking you want to be like two Rams going head-to-head

We saw what Eaglesagles do to rams, bro. Exactly. You need Francis here so you and he can go back and forth. Where is Francis? Telluride? Florida? Colorado? I don't know where he is.

He's making a different video at a different hotel, complaining about very nice hotels. I'd be I'll be psyched to get that hotel room that he has to emcee he made a video about an embassy suites a hotel room that has a living room yeah and he's like this is the worst hotel I've ever stayed in really it had a living room the living rooms are a little weird what's weirder is the window going out into the hallway oh I didn't see it I didn't see the video that he made,

but I've had the hotels where you walk in and there's like a couch and like a kitchen. And it's like, who's using this? I think it's for migrants. To live in there. It's like a studio apartment. It was built because they knew that eventually migrants would just get a free pass.

Yeah. At this country. I'm staying in a condo this weekend. We're at? Phoenix. Phoenix what? Arizona. Reviewing a bad hotel. First of all, is that a double chin on Francis? Everything okay buddy? I know. Tell you I got to him quick. Here's the bedroom though. Okay. Alright.

Not too shabby, clean, spacious, nice TV. And a view of the pool. Love a view of the pool. That's a nice hotel room. That's not bad, yeah. I've stayed in way worse than that. Yeah, he can't say that that's the worst hotel room he's ever stayed in. Dude, I stayed in a hotel in Poughkeepsie that had box TVs. What?

Like, you know, like old TVs, like the ones that go back like this deep. You have to walk up to the TV and click the channel to the right? No, that's like what it was. Really? It didn't have that, but it was like, that's how old the, and it was in like a wooden,

it had like, you know, like when like old TVs, you'd have one of those big old TVs and it'd be like in like a wooden thing You open it up. That's what it was station wagon Yeah, and he looked out to the parking lot of the hotel that was on a highway That I mean that's standard where else are they where else are you gonna look out to I'm just saying find a view of a pool What it changed things a lot for me? Yeah, that would be much nicer than having the room where there's enough dead skin that you could Rebuild a human being. Yeah, that's pretty much what I'm doing this weekend I'm so where you condo where I'm gonna be staying in a condo in Phoenix, Arizona

That that's just the only people that say there are other comedians Really? Yeah, so it's a fucktastic thing. Yeah Do other comedians the most comedians really yeah so it's just disgusting yeah do other comedians the most comedians and excuse me fuck on the road I don't know I guess is that they don't I know like certain comedians do Norman no I have no idea about him no I don't know I'm joking I don't know I don't I really don't know I know like there are yeah there's definitely comedians that fuck on the road But percentage wise what what percent do you think it is? Are you gonna be laying in somebody else's like goon pit? Are you gonna be sleeping in that's what I'm learning

Because you know who was there last weekend was column. Oh That couldn't be worse I'm gonna have to coordinate with him and be like, which room did you take? I'm taking the other one. There's gonna be ass, there's no way that he's not going bare ass to sheet, call him. Yeah.

He has to be going bare ass to sheet. And he's, I mean, he just strikes me as such a furious masturbator. Yeah, big time. No offense to him No offense to him. I think that he would take pride in that. Yeah being a furious violent masturbator What are you gonna do down in Phoenix? I have no idea That great fishing down there. No, not really. No, you become a fisher of men You know, that's actually true. It's 65 degrees there. I could bring my rod

You could bring your rod or you could just bring your Bible. Fucking get out to the streets. True, true. Get out to the streets and evangelize. Yeah, that's not a bad idea. A lot of people need it down there. Have you seen the videos of New Orleans right now? Yeah, snowing.

Covered in snow. We were just talking about that when you were late. We spent actually a good amount of time talking about New Orleans. You burned your good material about New Orleans? Yeah. Run it back for me one time. We were going, we were talking about it for a long time. What'd you say? We were like, do you see it snowed in New Orleans?

I swear to God. It'll probably be snowing in Phoenix. I swear to God we had that conversation. Probably not, it's gonna be 65 if I looked at the weather. Yeah, but it was supposed to be 65 in New Orleans. Is it gonna be snowy for the Super Bowl? Hopefully. Snow Bowl? Snow Bowl. Over at the top of the Superdome? Yeah. That would be fucking legendary. 65 is nice for Phoenix though. Imagine being a meth addict who has to live outside in Phoenix during the summertime. Last time I was in Phoenix I went in September and it was like 110. Right. Yeah. And think about how nice it is to do meth in a balmy 65. Yeah, that's true. You don't really think about that often.

You should try it. Well, now I'm just thinking about if I should bring my rod or not. Then just bring it, bro. Why would you not? Because I was gonna bring my PlayStation. So that's like a lot of stuff to bring. Yeah, and mommy said only one toy. Well, it's like now I'm gonna, I can't be coming back with like wet soaking wet boots and my PlayStation. Cause you don't want to cross contaminate. Yeah. You don't want to get your boots PlayStationed.

Yeah. Yeah, I feel that. So that's tough. Bring your rod. Yeah, I might have to. Your comedy is way better when you're outside during the day. Probably. I've noticed that about you. You're probably right. You have a calm about you

Hmm bring the rod We're already talking trips for this summer in Montana, Montana two weeks No, yeah Where you gonna stay the great outdoors the woods what yeah, is there even woods there in Montana? I? Think yeah, are you gonna stay? The woods. Great outdoors? The woods. What? Yeah. Is there even woods there? In Montana? I think, yeah. Are you sure?

Yeah, pretty big ones too. Fishing in Phoenix. Desert West Lake. Oh my God, yeah, it looks amazing. Not really my scene. That's a man-made lake. Yeah, it's stocked. Look at the monsters.

Oh, gross. Well, that settles it. PlayStation is coming. PlayStation it is. No, there has to be other spots in Phoenix. What about Papago Park? This guy looks like he caught a fucking monster. What kind of fish is it? Let me see.

I think it's a magic carp. Now it's a rainbow trout. Scroll over a little bit. Scroll around. See what you see. I mean it does look nice. It looks pretty sick. I just feel like there, I don't know how there

could possibly be trout living in water where it's a place that gets 110 degrees they boil themselves trout die when it goes above like 68 degrees in the water bro I found your spot low oh my god bro look at this why isn't it That's not even what I was looking for. That is fucking sick though. What even is that? It's like koi fish That's your speed Ew, I hate those. What are they? I think that's a carp, right? Is it a carp? I don't know slimy as carp looks like a catfish Looks like somebody was fishing in the lobby of a corporate center or something

Like that. They're just catfish slippery around. Yeah, I was a carp carp are nasty. They're gross-ass mouths Their mouths are just like buttholes You ever see did you see the mouth? They're just like look at tubes. I also don't look at buttholes and they just they just inhale everything I couldn't pick a butthole out of a lineup If you show me just like 20 circular objects, I have no idea which one was the butthole I do not look at buttholes When you're a kid, did you ever take a peek at your butthole in the mirror? Dude, I've taken a peek at my bottle in the mirror in the last like 30 days

taking a peek at my bottle in the mirror in the last like 30 days. What was going on back there? Well, I've had hemorrhoids for months. Can you see them bubbling up back there? Oh yeah. What? Yeah, you gotta take them and you gotta push them back in. I'm joking.

You're back there playing whack-a-mole with your hemorrhoids. Smash one in, another one pops up on the other side of your ass. That's nasty. We probably just lost half of our listeners. Yeah, we gained a dark... What are you talking about? You brought me down that path. I said I don't know a thing about but a buttholes you started listing off your expertise now put on your reading glasses and fucking you've heard it out over brought down a nasty path that I did not want to get into that's your life I wanted to butt heads today now you got me talking about buttholes yeah I want to butt heads not buttholes just two brothers butting holes. That's so nasty. Let me take a look, bro. Let me get under the hood. This should help.

The coffee with a half pound of milk in it. Now it's decaf coffee with one tiny thing of cream. You know that cream is oil-based. Really? It's the one that can sit out on the counter for a fucking 20 years. I guess that's true, yeah. The milk that doesn't go bad.

There has to be something about that that's nasty and- I'm not too worried about it. Should be illegal. Yeah, I mean, you already have the hemorrhoids. What you need to do is lance the boil. You need to take a hot needle and put it through there. I'm just kidding, they're gone. Let me ask you this, brother.

Do you think that if Mary Todd Lincoln, Abraham Lincoln's wife, had TikTok, she would be depressed though? Or would she be more depressed? Probably more depressed. Do you think so? Yeah. So she was doomed no matter what?

Yeah. She would just be comparing herself to other people or reading online hate about how frumpy the first lady looks? Oh yeah, they'd be clowning her. Her frumpy sad ass. Yeah, you see the Elon Nazi salute? Yeah, I saw a lot of people trying to be like, that wasn't a Nazi salute.

Well, I was kind of like that at first. Did you, and then you watched the video? Well, no, I watched the video of his Nazi salute. And I was like, ah like, I don't know Cuz I watched it with the audio where he's like my heart goes out to all of you Yeah, but then I then I didn't realize that like when they then they did the Nazi salute. They did the this thing first Yeah, and then I was like, oh no, that was just like a full Nazi salute Yeah, but he's also has he like outwardly denied it or is he just like the fucking lame stream media is tricking you

Yeah, I think he's just going with that route that they're tricking you I don't know if he spoke on it at all like does he is he gonna say he's not a Nazi Mm-hmm. I'd assume he is though, right? That's not typically something you do at an inauguration The Nazi salute? But who is it for? The Nazis. I guess so.

I still am under the impression that most people aren't Nazis. Is that crazy? Yeah, no, I think that's true. I think most people aren't. I think most people aren't Nazis. Yeah, but I think there are Nazis. And they're sleeper cells just waiting to be awakened?

No, they'll march down Broadway and Nashville. Like they're always marching places. Right. They got them in Boston. Illinois for sure, Illinois Nazis. Wisconsin. Hate Illinois Nazis. There's a lot of Nazis in Northern Illinois.

Yeah. And Wisconsin's got a massive Nazi population. Southern Illinois has a lot too. Yeah, big time. It's the center, that's the safe haven. Yeah. Champaign, Illinois. Yeah, Champaign.

University of Illinois, safest place to go if you're trying to dodge Nazis. If you're trying to stay away from Nazis. Idaho's got a lot of Nazis. Yeah, at the top. At the top, at the tippy top. So are there, is there Nazis everywhere? I guess, yeah. Is there Nazis among us? No, I'd say. At the top, at the tippy top. So are there, is there Nazis everywhere? I guess, yeah.

Is there Nazis among us? No, I'd say there's probably like- Count number of them. If I had to guess, I'd say probably like 1,000 per state. So he hit the salute for 50,000 people? Yeah. So there's less Nazis than- I'd say there's probably-

Son of a boy dad average episode. I'd say there's probably. And he's hitting the salute for them? I'd say there's probably 50,000 like die hard Nazis and probably like a hundred thousand like. Weekenders. Yeah. Like it depends on the day. Like if they're in the right crowd.

Yeah. Like if I'm with my Nazi boys, I'm going to be a Nazi. But if I'm with my Nazi boys, I'm gonna be a Nazi. But if I'm with my lib boys A Nazi with lib boys is yeah Yes Just fucking has to change really quick before the game because everybody's coming over Yeah, shows his Nazi stuff under the bed now Do you think that more people have hemorrhoids right now or are Nazis hemorrhoids for sure right? Yeah

So why I mean and I mean I think there's a good chance Elon could be sitting on a hemorrhoid with him on a gaming that he's doing. Yeah, he's probably got hemorrhoids. He probably has to sit on one of those donuts. Yeah. So why wouldn't he do the fucking hemorrhoids? Cause those are four, those four hemorrhoids?

The donuts? Yeah. Really? I think so. So look into one of those. Are you about to buy one right now? That's how you reach for your phone. I might have to look into that. Are you immediately gonna buy an inflatable donut?

I think so. I think it takes a- For the plane? For my flight out tomorrow? Throw the donut down? You get to your seat and start blowing into it. Yeah. The inflatable hemorrhoid donut?

The wrong size. Does anyone else wanna swap sizes for this inflatable hemorrhoid donut? The wrong size. Does anyone else want to swap sizes for this inflatable hemorrhoid donut that I have here? Does anyone have a pump? My pump broke. My asthma's acting up. TSA took my pump. My hemorrhoid tube pump. If any of you guys got one.

You have like a hydraulic, you have to get the maintenance guys from the plane to hydraulically inflate your hemorrhoid donut Who among us hasn't been there with a hemorrhoid donut? I don't know how you're still getting them, bro I guess I haven't had a hemorrhoid in a clear decade. I mean I had them I had them bad for the last couple for like a month or so, but they're they're pretty much gone. From gaming? No, I don't know why. I got really constipated for some reason.

Maybe it was your diet. I think it was because I switched, I think it was those vitamins, honestly. Don't say that. I seriously think that's what it was. They're not saying that. Yeah. I think if you ran, if you abruptly just start

taking like 10 new vitamins, it fucks up your stomach. Yeah, it's actually worse for you to take stuff that's healthy. No, I think you're supposed to keep taking it, but I think of it, I think there's, in. Yeah, it's actually worse for you to take stuff that's healthy. No, I think you're supposed to keep taking it, but I think there's, in the beginning, it's gonna, like it's when you change your diet, your stools change drastically. I don't think vitamins drastically change your stool.

I think they do. Really? Yeah. I'll fact check it right now, dude. Google it. I'm not scared. I don't mind if you Google it. I don't mind if you Google it. Do vitamins change your stool? Not stool color. Yes, some vitamins and supplements can change your poop.

Like which ones? SAS strikes again. Calcium and I- oh. They can cause constipation, diarrhea diarrhea or change the color of your stool. Mm-hmm constipation calcium iron vitamin D vitamin b12 Diarrhea magnesium vitamin C Hey, you got to you got me taking all those color change iron supplements chlorophyll supplements beta carotene Supplements because you guys get you got me hammering the vitamin D That's what it is your shits are coming out looking like those rainbow bagels. Dude, I wish. They're coming out like rocks.

Really? Yeah. Pebble Beach. You might be dehydrated. No, I'm not. I drink a ton of water. Okay. Seltzer. Oh, that doesn't hydrate you. I drink a lot of Gatorade.

The bubbles just take it right through your mouth. Cut that. You can't say that name. Freudian slip. Yeah. Classic slip up on my behalf. I've been doing this too long to be slipping up like that. Honestly, that's why maybe you need to start getting in earlier. I know. Going over a list of words you can't say. Going over the do not says. Yeah dude, I was concerned about but a lot of people are like of course that wasn't a fucking Nazi salute you idiot. Oh, yeah. But it's the same thing. Remember when we talked about the Uber driver who just had the swastika like taped on to the front of his Tesla? And all those people were like, all those people were like, you fucking morons.

This is like an ancient sign for peace in India. And it's like, yeah, that's what it was Like the guy just didn't know that the Holocaust happened and he just mowed down a group of civilians Yeah, yeah, I don't I don't get it. I don't understand why but uh Also, that's like when people are like, oh no, he's autistic. Yeah. Don't say anything. Like I'm pretty sure that just because you're autistic, that's not like a side effect of autism. No, I don't think it is either, but it's also like,

okay, well then if he's autistic and he's gonna be a Nazi, then he shouldn't be involved in the presidency. Yeah, those three disqualify factors. It doesn't matter if he has autism or not. If you're a Nazi, you're a Nazi. And that also is unfair to everybody else who has autism that doesn't do that. That isn't a Nazi.

Which has gotta be at least half of the autists. Yeah, I don't think it's fair. I think that they should be able to sweep that all under the rug. If that's gonna be your worldview and you can't change that. Yeah. Don't act on it. You know what I mean? It's like pedophilia. Yeah. Don't act on your Nazi-naziism. You see the New York Times was saying that pedophilia is not a choice. I think I did see that. This country's going to shit.

Goofy ass. That's why we need Biden back. Did you see the dude who had the sweatshirt and I think it said like kill your local pedophile, but it was a hoodie and so it just said your local pedophile. No, I didn't see that. That's hilarious. Should we go with crew next? That's great. Was the caption.

Yeah, dude. It's end of an era. End of an era. Was, did this podcast start with Trump in office or with Biden in office? Had to have been Trump. Really? Yeah. No, I think it was Biden in office.

I don't know. This is your first broadcast under the new regime. I was definitely here for when Trump was in office though. Yeah. I was at Barstool because I remember the inauguration. And the January 6th. I remember J6. I remember J5.

You know what J5 is? Jurassic 5. No. Sick rap group. Really? Sick rap group. I got to check him out. Did you know that rapper that Francis was talking about?

No. Because apparently he's pretty big. Yeah, I didn't know him. Everyone was commenting that apparently he works with ASAP Rocky all the time. Yeah. What was his name again? I don't remember. He had a cool name. Smooky Margiela. Yeah. Because you could have said Smokey. I think he did say Smokey. Yeah. No I think he said Smokey. I don't know. I don't remember. Could have gone either way. I just I don't know every rapper. Well you

should. You probably know more rappers than I do no way. Yeah, you know a lot of rappers. We're talking about j5 No one knows j5 Jurassic five. Yeah, Jurassic five is known. Let's check out their monthly listeners on Spotify I bet Smookie has more you think so Smookie Smookie Margiela Fuck Mary kill Smookie Margiela or j5. Are they both, they're both two people? I don't know. Jurassic Five, 767.4 thousand monthly listeners. So almost a million people listen to them every month.

That's like you would like one Instagram reel do well. And you used your song in it. Smooky Margiela has 164.7 thousand. Damn. So J5 is five times bigger than Smooky Margiela has 164.7 thousand. Damn. So J5 is five times bigger than Smooky. But Smooky was, I think they said he was locked up. Duh, that'll do it. Nothing worse than getting locked up and seeing your monthly listeners decline.

I know. That's when you get on the jail phone. Yeah, yeah. Start rapping. Yeah, start doing a verse. Put a beat behind this. Yeah. Who did that? Didn't Bobby Schmurda do that recently? I think a lot of people did.

Before he got out. Bobby's out, right? Oh yeah. Yeah. Free Bobby. Still it's backwards. No, it's backwards. And it's backwards.

It is backwards right now. Yeah, Bobby Free. Bobby is free. Bobby's free. You know what one of my favorite things that black people do? What? Is that when they say someone's scary instead

of scared, they're like, with your scary ass. But they're talking about someone who's scared. Like Terry McLaurin? Scary Terry? Scary with his scary ass. I don't know if I've ever heard that. Like, oh, look at this scary motherfucker. But it means that you're scared of something.

Not that you are actually scaring people. Interesting, yeah. Isn't that interesting? Yeah, I'm not familiar. Isn't that an interesting grammatical loophole? Yeah, I like it. When I first got called scary by a black person, I was like, damn, I am fucking scary.

But they meant that I looked scared. But I was taking it as a compliment. I was like, damn, I'm scary as shit. Yeah, that's pretty brutal. Yeah, it was tough. Were you scared? Probably. Yeah.

Probably. New to the scene. No, it wasn't even that. Wasn't even about the scene. They had me do my first. Yeah. I was just racist. Yeah. That's really what it came down to. That'll do it. With my? Yeah. I was just racist. Yeah.

That's really what it came down to. That'll do it. With my scary ass. With your scary ass. Ben Johnson, we talked about a little bit last time. Ben Johnson to the Bears. Ben Johnson to Bears. Unbelievable.

McDaniels. McDaniels to the Patriots. Patriots. Hate that for you guys. I like it. Retread. I like it. B. I like it boring Interesting fun not fun fun too much Belichick in that building. You know who you brought to the playoffs

Who at Mac Jones did he yeah, I guess salute but I Don't know too much Belichick in that building You're not gonna recreate it. Yeah, I agree. I agree with that. I went to a bachelor party with my one boy to Miami. Yeah. Five years later we went on another one of my boys bachelor parties to Miami trying to recreate the great times that we had in Miami. Not possible. It's not possible. Couldn't get it done. You can't recreate a good time. You have to go somewhere brand new and make a brand new good time. Yeah. You can't make your old head coach into your new head coach. You gotta find a head coach with his own vibe.

Yeah. Yeah, I get it. I get it. I mean, I'm still very pro variable and I'm still very, I still am. I still like McDaniels. I think it's a good, I think it's a good hire. Variable I like more than McDaniels. Variable has at least established himself somewhere else. Every time McDaniels tries to be successful somewhere other than Patriots doesn't work as a head coach Period not as an OC period But I think people are saying like it's good because now Drake may is gonna have someone that's gonna develop him for a while

Because he knows that because we know that McDaniels isn't gonna get hired anywhere as a head coach. So like he's gonna be our offensive coordinator for a while. That's not what you strive for. Don't you strive for somebody who's so good at their position that they supersede the expectations laid out for them? Well I think he was so good at his position that he did that but then it turned out that he wasn't good at his new position. Yeah but maybe that's why he was so good at the beginning because he was like, I'm going to transcend this. And then now he's basically like Milton from office space. He's going to be a lifer at this desk job

and grumpy as shit asking for his skateboard. Now when we win the Superbowl next year, it'll get some pep in the step for everybody. We're going to win a Superbowl before the Eagles win the Superbowl, which hurts. I I know that hurts to hear I know it does hurt to hear wait Did I I hope that our son because we got T Higgins on the way that's he's definitely coming You guys are gonna pay him 48. Yeah. Yeah But I hope that some of our son-of-a-boy dad listeners can find some of sass's old clips about how the Eagles are ass and

Aren't gonna do shit in the playoffs. They're pretty easy to find. I just said it right now. You've been saying it. You know, you said it. You have predictions about them not being able to win a playoff game. No, I think I said they would make the playoff. I knew they would make the playoffs. Yeah, once they had clinched the playoffs. Yeah, no, they're obviously, everyone knows they would make the play. Yeah, they make the playoffs every year. They won two playoff games. Yeah. You refuse to put respect on them. Well, they'll lose this weekend to the commanders and if they don't they'll lose to the chiefs. Or the Bills.

Or the Bills. Right. No matter what they're gonna lose. Yeah they'll lose. And you only say that because you hate- I'm just saying this so you don't get your hopes up. You hate Max. You hate Connor Griffin.

No I like all those guys. You hate Smitty. I like, I love Smitty. For what, I don't understand why. Why I like Smitty. Why you hate Smitty. I love Smitty. Well why do you root for Smitty to be sad?

I don't root for Smitty to be sad. Text him right now. I just know, I'm just saying what I know. Text him right now and tell him that they have no chance. Well, I'm not gonna, I said it, I don't want to hurt your guys feelings. No, you just said, you don't want me to get my hopes up. I don't want you to get your hopes up

because I think we all know how this goes. Keep his hopes low then. Jalen Hurts is not a Super Bowl quarterback and Nick Sirianni, to be honest, isn't even really a playoff coach. I mean, he has. Like, he's been carried his way to the playoffs every year. The third highest winning percentage of all time.

Well, that's what happens when you have the most stacked roster in the NFL. So do they have a good roster or a bad roster? I'm confused. They have the best roster in the NFL. And then they're not gonna win the Super Bowl because of that. Yes.

Because their roster's so good. No, they're not gonna win the Super Bowl because of that? Yes. Because their roster's so good? No they're not gonna win the Super Bowl because Sirianni will do something stupid and Jalen Hurts will throw like seven picks in the Super Bowl. And what's like in Sirianni's history, what has he done that's stupid? Just his face pisses me off. People do hate his face so bad. No I mean look I heard something interesting today that in, so Jalen Hurts is four and three in the playoffs. He's won four, lost three. And he probably drives three fours.

He's four and three and he drives three fours. Yeah, exactly. But in the four games that he has won in the playoffs, he has had under 150 passing yards. In the three games that he's lost, he's had over 270 passing yards. Holy shit. What's the point of this stat?

The point of this stat is that what are we talking about? I could be the quarterback for the Eagles. Yeah, you could. If you have Saquon Barclay, you're good. So we're good. Well, no, I mean, you'll face face you'll eventually you'll face a defense that's going to lock up Saquon and then you're fucked. Like who's that defense? The Chiefs, the commanders. They're going to lock up Saquon? Yeah, I think so.

The commanders. You guys already lost the commanders earlier in the year. When Jalen Hurts was hurt. But we just we just went over the fact that Jalen Hurts is useless. So Cherry picks that he's setting records.ts is useless. It's a cherry pick stat. He's setting records on the right. He's useless. He's setting records. That's why Philly's not behind Jalen yet.

We're behind Jalen. Now. And Jalen's behind us. Dude, people have been talking. They're saying that no one in Philly is behind Jalen. They're behind Saquon for sure. We need to get Francis back in here stat so you can butt heads with him. Bro, I'm just being honest.

You're rooting for my demise. I'm not rooting for your demise. When I see you have a new undertaking, I rush to your defense. If it's like, oh, Sass is doing stand up. I'm front row at the stand up show. I'm traveling city to city to see you do stand up. Oh, Sass is coming out with a new skin. I'm sharing it.

I'm watching it full engagement time until the end because I want to see you do well. I want to do my small part to kind of propel it. But instead, you want me to be sad and depressed. You want me to crawl through the mud and the muck. I don't want you to be sad and depressed. I'm just saying Penn State was probably your best bet as at a championship this year and that and that's over. Penn State has

made it to the same place that the Eagles have. Yeah and the Eagles will lose to the commanders. Final four teams. I'm saying look I don't really have a dog in the fight at this point. Like yeah I want the Bills to win if the Bills don't win I'm not gonna like lose sleep over it. So who's your second team that you want to win? Well my ideal Super Bowl at this point. who's your second team that you want to win? Well, my ideal Super Bowl at this point is your second team is to win. Oh, I don't care about the winner I just don't want the Chiefs to anything. I said that last episode. Yeah, so who's your second team you want to win commanders? Who does who doesn't want to see a rookie quarter? It's insane that you can breathe with that much cock in your throat I can't believe that you're all I'm saying is I think my ideal Super Bowl

would be Bills commanders. Bills win 27 to 25. When I talked to- It's very similar to the Ravens game. When I talked to Gabe Davis, he had no recollection of who you were. He didn't remember you. He didn't remember you.

Gabe Davis of the Jaguars? Gabe Davis, former Bills. The only reason that you're interested in the Bills. You're talking about Gabe Davis from the Jaguars? Gabe Davis, former Bill. The only reason that you're interested in the Bills. You're talking about Gabe Davis from the Jaguars. I showed him a picture of you and his brain looked like it was wiped. Yeah, I'm sure. I mean, I haven't seen him since he was on the Jags.

Since he was on the Bills. Well, yeah, I guess you could say that for both. Yeah, I guess you could say that for both. Well, what is it about me that you want to see me unhappy? You think that I'm so happy at all other times? I told Gabe Davis earlier in the year, I said, you should go to the Patriots. He laughed in my face.

Ha ha ha. We'll see. You'll see what? We'll see where he ends up. I mean, Gabe Davis is one of the top 30 highest paid receivers in the league down in Jackson will be getting he'll be going To the Patriots. No, he's not. Yeah, that's never gonna happen. We get now Tweet it tweet it now Tweet it from son of a boy dad. No, I'm just saying like once this podcast is out

He'll probably already be there. Really? Yeah, he's gonna get cut and then signed traded What are the Patriots gonna give up for him? Drake May. For Trevor Lawrence. And Gabe? Yeah. You don't even fuckin' It's crazy how highly paid Trevor Lawrence is. Makes like $57 million a year.

What an amazing take from me. What, that he sucks? Pre-season. I said the Jaguars are gonna suck I said Trevor Lawrence is not the guy and you I think it was you laughed in my face And you said did you said they're gonna be great, but you also say both things about everything no no no no You have like I've never once been on the record saying Trevor Lawrence is good. You could we could pull the tapes We had a full-on Conversation you was good at Clemson. No. conversation. Did you think he was good at Clemson?

No, no, I knew he wasn't good at Clemson. He was amazing at Clemson. Yeah, that's what everyone thought. Coming out of the draft, they said his guy's gonna be historic. I didn't even say it, prognosticating him as a pro. No, he didn't win at Clemson, did he?

How many rings did he get at Clemson? Two. Really? Yeah. Did he really? I think so. No, I think he lost. He at least has one.

He lost to Joe Burrow. He at least got one. He might've got two. Well, he definitely lost to Joe Burrow. Talk for a second. In 2019? He won it? Just Sean.

Oh, just Sean Watson got the other one. Great. Rapist. That's the kind of energy you're bringing onto this podcast. You want to talk about rapists? No, you're an AOC. You just call anybody a rapist. Dude, I had a doctor's appointment today. Yeah.

And I just had no idea what it was for. For you or for the family? For me. Okay. I just got a text that I had a doctor's appointment. And you went? And I went. That's crazy. At like NYU Langone went and I went that's for that's crazy

At like NYU Langone and I got there and the ladies like student doctor Basically, you had a kid as your doctor. Yeah, I had young Sheldon come into my room. Just a little boy I got into the room. The ladies like why are you here? I Was like you guys sent me a thing that I had to be here. What are you talking about? She's like, I have no idea what you're here for. And I had no idea what I was there for either. Well, did you come up with anything?

She came up with, she was like, get a second opinion or something. Second opinion on what? Yeah, exactly. Well, did you come up with something? Cause I feel like if I went to the doctors right now, I could find something to be like, yeah, give this a look, why not?

Yeah, while you're in there. Yeah. It was E and T, so I was like, should I go E? Should I go N? Should I go T? I was thinking about E. I'd go E. Cause E doesn't get nearly enough attention.

I know. And I produce earwax at an alarming rate. Yeah, so did you go E? No, I went N. Really? Yeah. Why? Because I'm getting, I told you, I'm getting the surgery on I went N. Really? Yeah. Why? Because I'm getting, I told you,

I'm getting the surgery on my N. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I forgot about that. And this guy shoved something so far up my nose, like a long wire, and it was literally like, I felt it tickling the back of my head. It was so far. When he pulled it out, it was like about that much wire,

then he went into my, and he was like showing me the deep recesses of my nose Oh It's closed really nothing Like it's all from coke Yeah, the turbinite that's from 20 years of aggressive cocaine use that would be the opposite That's her it would be way, there would be way more room. Well assuming that's your off-nostril. No, well it's Herbinites, every four hours

they oscillate, brother. You don't know anything about Herbinites, and it shows. I've, anytime I've done coke in my nose, my nose is so closed, it probably didn't even make it in there. I probably have no idea what cocaine feels like, because anytime I try and sniff it up, my nose is so closed that it can't.

It just falls right back down. It just like, he probably put the thing up there and there was just like a wall of old cocaine in there that just had never made it. Like if I get this surgery, all the cocaine might hit me at once. I might die like Chris Laurel. That would be crazy.

Every cocaine of my entire life just might fucking hit my brain like a brick of salt. That would be nice. Finally get that money's worth. I know. Yeah. That'll pay for it, bro. Aaron Glenn to the Jets. No. Head coach. Fuck. I know. It's so fucked. The Lions are falling apart.

The Lions might be POV next year, six and 11. Yeah, they could be. Putting the L in Lions. Yeah, I could see them going like nine and nine. Nine and ten, nine and eight. Nine and eight. Or eight and nine. Eight and nine.

Which one? Nine and eight. So winning record again. Nine and eight win the Superbowl. No one expected it. Don't say that. They all said it was supposed to be the year before? No, that's not what's gonna happen. Yeah. I said the Bears have a good shot.

You're right. Bears keep on thinking that they can add something to the situation and they'll wind up not being the Bears. Yeah. Bears are going to be the Bears forever. They're fucked. They're never going to win a Super Bowl. They could have drafted Mahomes. I know. But no, they could have drafted Mahomes and they still would suck. Yeah, oh no, the Mahomes would suck there. Mahomes would literally be a backup for Drake May right now. They could have had... If he'd run for the Bears. They could have had Belichick, like, if they got Belichick entering his prime with Tom Brady, it still wouldn't have worked.

No, never. Because of the Bears. Because of the Bears cuz the Bears suck so bad Chicago shitty city so who wins the NFC North next year Oh Packers good question good question Vikings Packers I think the pack yeah go pack go really are you rooting for them no I'm not not rooting for them though. You just think it'll happen. I just think it'll happen. I think Gibbs goes to the Packers. I'm gonna have Brandon beat your ass.

I'm gonna have Brandon whoop, like give you a whoopin' up. I'm just comin' up with random drafts, random trades That'll never happen in a million years. I'm gonna have Brandon lay you over his knee and whoop you when you go to New Orleans Bro. I'm gonna have Brandon make you lick a frozen pole in New Orleans. Have you stuck there like Goddamn Christmas story. Spoilers bro. People aren't supposed to know that I'm going. It's supposed to be a big surprise, big reveal Yeah, right. Yeah, I'm going. It's supposed to be a big surprise, big reveal. Yeah, right. Yeah, I'm gonna come out of the tunnel with the teams.

Yeah. When your name gets announced at the start of the Yak. You see who Tommy Pope met the other day? Shane? Gibbs. Jameer? Jameer, and I'm on Raw. Wait, I thought that was a cardboard cutout.

Was it? Was that real? I thought it was real. Was it him at Sandtown? Yeah. I thought that was a cardboard cutout. Was it? Was that real? I thought it was. Was it him at the same town? Yeah. I thought that was a cardboard cutout. Was it? It might have been. They're both way bigger than them. Was that real? Fine. I don't think either of them are necessarily big. Oh, text from Will Compton. What the fuck? Read it live, bro. He said, crazy I haven't gotten a text from you since our announcement. I said you're also you're going to a competitor. We're not allowed to text you anymore. Yeah. I'd say good luck but I don't want

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If there is one on there, you gotta check. You wouldn't do it, but the funniest thing that you could have done is make it only yours so that I log on to DraftKings later and I just see Ron's bet. I would never do that to you. See, I would have done that because that would have been hilarious. Yeah, because you seek to see me upset and I'm happy for you. No matter what happens in your life. That would be hilarious.

Or we should make it Francis' bet. Yes. He's not here. There's half as I scared roasted. No, we want people to take it. Yeah. We want people to take it. All right. All right. I think it's real, right? Is it real or are they cardboard? Wild cardboard cutout. I was like zooming in because I was like, like their sizes and their- Well, Gibbs is a small man. Sam Talent's massive. Next to, like Gibbs is definitely smaller than Sam Talent. I agree with that.

If Gibbs was Sam Talent's size, he would be Derrick Henry. And Tommy's not really a small guy and Amon Ross St. Brown's definitely bigger than him. Is it real? It's 100% real. Do they have their arms around each other? There could be cardboard cutouts like that. It's 100% real.

How would they meet them? Or it's the greatest cardboard cutout I've ever seen. How would they meet them? I have no clue. And it looks like it was recent because Amon Ras got the blue hair. And I think he just dyed the hair blue for the commander's and I think he just dyed the hair blue for

the commander's game Did he I saw him bitching on his podcast about losing Ben Johnson? I don't think he was really bitching. He called Ben Johnson a traitor. Did he? Yeah. I Think he said I think he was like more fucking around He said we said we're gonna fuck you up two times next two times a year. Why would he fuck around, bro? This is brother that he lost Well, cuz yeah, This is brother that he lost. Well, cause yeah, cause this is brother that he lost. No, it's a traitor. It's crazy that he went to the same division.

Like Will Compton. Like Will Compton. That's a very Will Compton move. That's a Will Compton move. We shouldn't even be talking about Will Compton. Ben Compton. Will Johnson. Yeah, Ben Compton.

We shouldn't even be saying his name. It's crazy how he wants your attention too. Oh yeah. Because he probably heard what I said on the podcast. What did you say? I said that we were, we probably, I'll probably never see him again. Yeah. I guess I'll see him if I go to the Super Bowl.

Do you want to go to the game? If depends on who's playing. If it's Eagles. If it's Eagles. Yeah. I mean, yeah. Yeah. I would go to the game regardless. Me, you, and Max?

I guess I don't really care who's playing in it. Me, you, and Max? Yeah, but what if it's... but, ah, no, I don't know if I could do you and Max. Could I go and I could sit by myself? No, you have to do social. I don't want to sit with you guys. You have to do social. Because I don't want to, I don't feel like being there for the fake fucking tears the crocodile tears

What fake tears? Like I know like I get it like your teams in the Super Bowl You got to pretend to be pissed and cry when they lose like obviously yeah It sucks when your team loses in the Super Bowl, but like yeah, I know you I know it's like it's content So you got to like like I'm gonna have to be like videotaping Max like dragging himself through the streets of New Orleans It's like bro, I we get it, you're sad. We're going to need you to edit the Charlie Brown song behind it as he drags a blanket from the Superdome back to the part of my take studio. If Trump was really Trump's America, if Trump was really the president of the United States, he would make Eagles bills happen.

That's a Super Bowl that people want. You think so? Yeah. I feel like people are acting like they're tired of the Eagles. I feel like people are acting like they're tired of the Eagles and the bills. And the Chiefs. People are acting like Eagles Chiefs would be in a front to the game of football. Yeah, I've seen that, but I kind of agree because the Chiefs would win.

Look, the way that I see it is if the Chiefs go to the Super Bowl, they're winning the Super Bowl. No matter what? They're not going to lose in the Super Bowl. Why? Because they played in the last three Super Bowls. This is like every any other game for them. Like there's no, there's no pressure. There's no stopping them. What are people going to say if the, if the chiefs don't win the Super Bowl, what are people going to say negative about them? That they lost the Super Bowl dynasty over dynasty over, but oh, but they still made the Super Bowl? Dynasty over. Dynasty over. Oh, but they still made the Super Bowl.

Well, how did it feel when the Patriots lost their third or what? They win three out of four years or something like that? In the early 2000s or late in the 2000s? Early 2000s. Early 2000s. I don't know. I was one. When was their first one they lost?

Eli, what year though? 07. So what were they saying in 07? I don't remember. I was 6. Well then what were they saying in 2017? Dynasty over. Dynasty over. Buries are on top, sucker. Ho? I do remember being pissed about that one. Yeah, that's right the one that I remember the most vividly okay See now we're digging out and we're getting to the bottom of it The Eagles beat the Patriots in February 2018 and you've hated the Eagles ever since no I never have had any I have no hatred towards the Eagles

You got a job at barstool as like a sleeper cell You went to Dave and you're like, I'm the next generation of Patriots fans. Like you can entrust it to me. I'll do anything I can to take down these Eagles and defend you. You're basically Rico Bosco and Tommy Smokes. No, I've never had any actual hatred towards the Eagles. I like Philadelphia as a city. Yeah, cause you think you sell tickets.

I think Shane's really funny. And, I mean, I have nothing against Philadelphia. Yeah, because you think you sell tickets. I think Shane's really funny and I mean I have nothing against Philadelphia. I have nothing against Philadelphia or or the Eagles or the Flyers or the Phillies Terrible name for a team but because that would be like if the Red Sox name was like the Boston's That doesn't sound good. No, it sounds awful. The Boston Boston's? No, it sounds terrible. That does sound good.

No. Philly is a type of horse. I don't care. I hate. Buffalo Bills is a stupid name. They're named after the front of a hat. Yeah, I don't love that name either. Yeah.

Like the team though. Yeah, but you're. Love that squad. You're just so inconsistent with your hatred. We'll take a bullet for anyone on that team. They don't know you bro. Doesn't matter. They don't know you. Doesn't matter. Bill's mafia. Who in that squad's- like me and Josh Allen we played trivia together last Super Bowl. That's why I'm hoping, that's why I'm trying to go to the Super Bowl. Because you want to be the- I want to meet Josh Allen. How are you gonna meet him? If he's in the Super Bowl. If he's in the Superbowl. Because you wanna be the- I wanna meet Josh Allen. How are you gonna meet him?

If he's in the Superbowl. If he's in the Superbowl, you think that he's just gonna be like coming to trivia? Yeah, maybe. No, bro. He's like a cool guy. He is a cool guy. Well, actually, I guess I've already met him.

I would know, bro. That's my bro. I've already met him. Where? At his, oh, I went to dinner with him in Buffalo. No, bro, just because you were at the other end of a banquet table of 150 people, it doesn't mean you were at dinner with him.

Okay, I'm sitting right here, Josh Allen is directly behind me. Behind you? Facing me, talking to Shane. And I said, hello. He's behind you, facing you. Yes. Talking to Shane. I'm sitting in my seat, eating my spaghetti and meatballs and Caesar salad.

So you're not making eye contact with him? I may. I turned around and I said, what's up? And he said, who are you? He said, bro, I'm done with this plate. Take this to the plate. Why would he say that? He's a nice guy. Yeah, because he probably thought you were a waste.

Obviously he didn't know who I was, but we shook hands and we said, I said, best of luck the rest of the season. Go win it. No, you didn't. Go win it all. No, you didn't. Yes, I did. You were drunk off of Bud Lights at the time,

and you were like, you have an extra Dave and Buster card because I'm trying to swipe in. No, that was hours later. That was hours later. You had juice around your mouth. We went to the team dinner first, right after, that was pretty much like we went back to Gabe's place and then we went to the team dinner

and then we went back to Gabe's again for poker. Played poker for a good six, seven hours or so. And then around midnight is when we went to the- They played poker. You sat around. You stood behind them like it was the tunnel of chaos. Like it was one of Dana White's tables. You stood behind and like clapped whenever someone did good. I was actually, I talked to one of the,

one of the O-line men for a while. Deion Dawkins? Probably, yeah. No, it was not Deion Dawkins. I wish it was though Well, you don't know any other squad bro. I do I know deon Dawkins, bro It's embarrassed the guy that was like man you were look at the crowd so beautiful. You ever see how beautiful the bills mafias I've seen I know who deon Dawkins is bro It's just a shame because I want you to be like a ball a heavy ball knower

I am a heavy ball knower. I can't force you to. I wish I was more of a heavy ball knower at the time. So when are you leaving Phoenix? Saturday night. To get back for the games? Yeah. Taking a red eye? Yeah. Terrible red eye too. What's your seat? First class, but it's a layover. seat? Oh, first class, but it's how there's a layover. Endeavor? No, in Chicago. We should just scroll. You should just go to the stream then.

Definitely not going to do that. I'm going to get I'm going to get to talk about like 4am. Yeah, just head over to the office, have Max pick you up. You will get the vibes going for the. Are you going gonna be there? I don't know. Oh, if you're gonna go, maybe I will go. For the stream? Yeah.

You would go watch the stream in Chicago? If you're gonna be there. Would you wear Eagles jersey? No, I'd wear a Commander's jersey for sure. I would get an Atari McLaren jersey. I'm not going. All right. And you're not going either. You're now forbidden from going

You and Nate Pft and core three Original three I can't even I can't wear cuz like who would I wear I would wear Jaden Daniels Jersey proudly The black jerseys that they have are so sick. I would never wear a Terry McLaurin jersey though. Why? Thug. Hate him.

You're more of a Danny Amendola, Wes Welker, Julian Edelman type of guy. No, I liked Terry McLaurin until he sabotaged my fantasy championship. With 1.5 points. Is he on your Do Not Draft next year? Oh, 100%. We gotta dial in who our squad is. You got to dial in, brother. I made it to the finals.

I can kind of coast. You made it to the finals because Jalen Hurts got hurt. Bro, I mean, we can talk about what ifs. It's no what ifs. You lost. I mean, that's another reason Brandon's going to span. Yeah, no, I lost in the finals. But I was just happy to get to the finals.

That was my goal. First loser. My goal for a new fantasy team is always happy to get to the finals. That was my goal. First loser. My goal for a new fantasy team is always just to get to the finals. First loser. It's not about, yeah, first loser. Right, yeah. So still a loser.

Yeah, still a loser, I'm fine with that. Wear it, bro. But at least I got all the way. Wear it. At least I got all the way. Wear that you're a loser. You must've had a, you had a, what did you, do you even, you probably had a great weekend, week 17.

What do you mean? Did you go you probably had a great weekend week 17. What do you mean? Did you like go out spend some time with the family? You probably didn't even have to watch ball. What are you talking about? I'm in other championships. Oh, I forgot you were in the toilet bowl No, I was in other championships. Oh Yeah, and you lost that one too. I did lose. Yeah What are you not too? That was my only other championship. I was So you we both lost you but you lost twice How many liating if you lose twice you should delete the account being in the final four in multiple leagues is humiliating, bro

You showed me who you were going up against you lost to a girl in the Super Bowl It was Mina times bro. She knows ball lost to a girl. I lost a mean of times That's you saying girls can't know ball. Yes I lost to Mina Kimes. That's so embarrassing. You're saying girls can't know ball? Yes. Clip this. I lost to Mina Kimes in the fantasy football championship

and you're saying that women can't know ball? Imagine losing to a girl in the Super Bowl. We're gonna have a ball knowledge off at the Super Bowl. Oh, I'm sick. I'm sick to my stomach. Against Mina Kimes. We should cut this. You want me to talk to Owen and have him gut it?

Your bigotry is so ugly. It's just like you wear it so disgustingly. What do you think we're at? Because I'd feel like we should let Owen know when to cut the fact that ron lost to a girl in the fantasy Super Bowl did I Respect women's agencies so much that I just I think it's hard for you to understand as a gay man Just got the ticket counts for Phoenix. What's hard for you to understand as a gay man. Just got the ticket counts for Phoenix. What's it looking like? Just gonna be a long weekend.

What's some numbies? I'm sick to my stomach. See, now, you keep on unleashing these, like we're uncovering these reasons why you're so nasty. And it's because you can't sell a ticket to save your life. It's because you're gonna have some cardboard cutouts in the office, like in Home Alone, when he's trying to convince the two robbers

that there's somebody actually in the building. Oh, I'm gonna have to make some calls after this? Yeah. Shut it down? You're gonna have to make some calls to like seat fillers. Yeah, probably. I'm going to have to call up a local like military base, have them send over the vets. Free tickets.

Rounding up the homeless in a U-Haul. Yeah. Everybody get in the back. We'll get some hot soup for you once you get there. Just laugh as hard as possible. When I worked on that show called Drop the Mic, the battle rap show, they bring in the audience. Yeah, I'm like a boss. Or like you get cast to be in the audience, basically. Paid to be in the

audience. And so they have the people who thought that they were gonna get a role in Hollywood if they did a really good job as audience members. So they're like playing hip-hop beats between everything and people are like dancing with their full bodies. Like it's Sister Act 2. I love that. It was so awesome. I love that.

I love like in the like in the Super Bowl when they do the halftime show and then it cuts the crowd and it's so obviously not the actual crowd. Yeah. And it's like a bunch of people who are like they run to the stage like okay everyone sprint to the stage it's literally like when there's like when you go to like it's like it's like GTA NPCs. Like just all with the exact same movement. Just jumping up and down. It's like some coordinator had to decide

what was the easiest movement we could get that you guys won't fuck up. Yeah, but they're getting paid $30 for like the- If even. The 18 hours that they'll have to be there that day. They don't get to watch the game. No, no. You think they get to watch? They don't get to watch. They don't get to watch the game. No, no. They think they got to watch?

They don't get to watch. They don't get to watch? No way. Where'd they watch? You think they're gonna give them a seat? Yeah, I guess that's true. There's a lot of them. Yeah, they're like in the tunnel.

There's a fuck ton of them. They get there and they don't even give the families like for the players. That's what I mean. Yeah. Like you're not gonna, the NPCs aren't getting seats. NPCs. That's so great.

Imagine being like on the team and you gotta be like, you're looking at fucking game time to figure out how much the tickets are for your family. And imagine being a seventh round pick in your second year or something like that. Oh yeah. You're making Grace O'Malley money, nothing. Nothing.

And you have to fucking try to- Half your salary is going towards the games. But then your cousins are probably like, my brother's in the NFL. Yeah, yeah. It is pretty crazy. He's gonna take us to the Super Bowl. Like I remember when Joe Burrow was hurt last year.

Who was the backup last year that played instead? Brown. Jake Browning. Jake Browning, yeah. And they were like, and Jake Browning's girlfriend is here. She's like lucky, lucky, lucky for Browning. He's got Joe Burrow as his quarterback and he lended out his box. Oh, did he?

Yeah. And he was like, you'd think if you were the active starting quarterback for the Bengals, you'd be able to get like, hey, could we get some seats for my family? Yeah, they're like, we need seats for the family. Talk to Joe, that's the best between you and Joe. Yeah, the rep's like, okay, in the last four of your credit card?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We can get you a coupon. Or we could just take it out of your paycheck, I guess? I remember that was like when I started at Barstool and I found out that the employee discount for the store was like 20%. I thought it was gonna be like 100%. I thought it was gonna be like,

you just get to click anything on the website and it's at your house the next day. God no. Now you're going through the same process as the fans. Like wrong writing on the shirt. No, the merch here is great. The merch here is great. We actually have to start.

That's why we don't get it for free. We have to start pushing the boy dad stuff harder now for two reasons. One, because I'm actually gonna be a boy dad. That's gonna be huge. Also, Boston's leaving. And that's the other one. Massive market opening.

So we need girl dad too. We are gonna take girl dad under our umbrella. Should we call Will? Yeah. Get it. Call him up. Call him up right now. Guys, if you want to get some Girl Dad merch, make sure you're going to the Son of a Boy Dad section on the Barstool store.

We're talking Girl Dad hats, Girl Dad shirts, and everything Girl Dad, because here at Son of a Boy Dad, the only thing we value more than being a boy dad is being a girl dad by some mercs today proceeds benefit daughters of men All right, here we go Come on He's not gonna answer yeah you will What's up, you're on Son of a Boy Dad.

It's just me and Ron. What's up, Ron? What's up, Legend? So, we just wanted to talk, since you're parting ways and going to a competitor, and obviously that's going to change a lot of things for everybody, but one of the things that we wanted to talk about was the Girl Dad merch and we're thinking that we're going to inherit it. Do it man.

Rising tide lifts all ships. We'll be doing our own stuff as well, but go ahead. You guys are still going to be putting out your own Girl Dad merch. Well yeah, I mean it started with us. Well I don't know about that. I don't know about that. I think it started when we put out hats and shirts that said boy dad and then you guys said well, we'll just go grab the other 50% of the customers. Oh No, I think you put out girl dad merch directly after boy dad merch came out

Girl that it didn't say girl that on it you have a son It sounds to me like you guys created boy dad merch. We created It didn't say girl dad on it. You have a son Seth? No, but ron has two They're not out here yet They're out here All right, well that's good. Yeah, we're taking it we're gonna we're we're girl dad now, too Good. You might have one floating out there Are you going to the Super Bowl? Yeah we're going. We'll see. crazy I've ever heard from you since the announcement because uh My guys at the shop was like a sass was talking on the son of a boy that pod And Jerry was like do you not follow him on Twitter? I was like, yeah, I'm pretty sure I follow me

He's saying he's like sass says you don't follow him. I didn't know your Sam Squatch was yours. Yeah. Yeah, no, it's me So you you just have to Twitter profiles Sam Squatch I do yes Sam Squatch So you're gonna you're holding that against me, SamSquanch and Sasquatch. I do, yes. SamSquanch. So you're holding that against me. You're SamSquanch is your real one. Well, everyone knows SamSquanch is my real one. Okay, I need to get on that.

I'm going to hit the follow button today. Yeah, see if you can get around to it. If I could just publicly say it, I apologize for not following you. It's all good. See, how many times do you guys think you'll see each other? After this? After the Super Bowl? Never.

I bet, Rowan, I bet once a year. Once a year? When? How? When you come to Nashville. I went to Nashville and you didn't come to the show. Well, because it's a last minute invite. I know it wasn't.

I couldn't fling it. It was like a month in advance invite When and then Francis went and you were in the green room for every single show You were like, I just love the feel of Xanis We'll see See, all right, we'll see. I'm in there. We'll see. All right, we'll talk to you later. All right, brother.

Love you. Love you, boys. All right. See you, man. Girl Dad merch coming soon. Girl Dad merch. That was the go-ahead. Yeah.

Oh. That was the green light. We're dialed. We're not going to change anything either. Designs will be the exact same. It just will just shift. The percentages will shift. And that's their blessing.

That's their blessing. And no one can say that it hasn't been rightfully passed to us. Where are they going? Where are they going? Are we allowed to say? I don't know. I don't think we're allowed to say. Wow.

Because it's a competitor. Yeah. A big one. A big one? And not the one everyone's saying a different one tell me but another really big one cover your mic and tell me I'll tell you afterwards here no one can hear what we're saying no no really yeah bro we might have to cut him talking on out of this episode

He has a spell on Dave. I think Dave has a little bit of a crush on Will Compton. So they're getting the bag Yeah, how much? 100 mil? Probably. They're getting a hundred mil. Probably. I don't even know all the financials. Taylor doesn't even need like that's not even gonna change Taylor's life It can't. It won't. It's like it'd be impossible It's not scratching the surface of what he's already made But that but like the way that their finances are set up like when you get so rich You just start having money coming from different directions. Yeah. Yeah, so it's like I don't even know what the whole puzzle looks like Yeah, of where they're getting money from because they're getting a bunch from over here, but then a bunch from over here They're probably making money off of us talking about them right now now There has to be some kind of we owe them. Yeah

Yeah, yeah, we're like we're like 10 million the whole for some reason Taylor doesn't even hit see it hitting his back. Oh, no, he has no idea doesn't even realize it Yeah, I guess we made another hundred million today. I wonder where that's from. Yeah was I did I play last week? I don't remember My aunt, did I play last week? I don't remember. A very nasty CTE joke by you. That was not a CTE joke at all? Yeah, right, bro. What is that? You just had a whole different one a minute ago. You were just multiple weed pens at once.

What are you talking about? In the sleeve. Smart move. That's my move. I'm always in the sleeve. It's genius. I biked from the doctor's employment. And when you want it, you just go, phshhh, in the sleeve. It's genius. Yeah, I biked from the doctors and when you want it just go like in your hand expect Yeah Fucking weed pen dude, it's so cold outside right now

Yeah, it's awful. I biked here from the doctor's office. That's insane. It was so insane It was at 41st Street. We're at 27th. What was your getup looking like? Just that, no gloves? Gloves. Gloves and a single layer jacket. Single layer jacket, no like shy-sty? No shy-sty. You can't be doing that, you're gonna get frostbite. Face of the wind, I really felt it in my hands. I had to get a chai latte.

Yeah, chai latte will help with that. I'm so big on the chai. I'm big on the chai too. Are you? No, never had it. I think you'd like it Yeah, I don't think I would. Seasonally it's nice. Not my thing. What about meatloaf? Hate meatloaf. What? You see meatloaf all the time when I was a kid I think meatloaf is so ruined by being a kid and having it and it sucks as a kid

But you can get to a place as an adult where it's not just Hamburger meat like with onions sticking out of it Like there's nice good meatloafs. I ordered a meatloaf sandwich the other night It was better than a meatball sandwich because the consistency was the same throughout meatloaf sandwich sounds pretty good It was good dude on like a long roll. It had ricotta underneath I genuinely don't remember the last time I had meatloaf you might have to fucking come back to it because we used to have it like on a weekly basis like just like you'd come downstairs

and you just see your slice of loaf on the plate oh some peas with it no meat loaf and peas catch up terrible ketchup oh my god always would have ketchup as British as hell. I know. That's space food. That's literally what astronauts are eating. Like when we send people to go to Mars, they're gonna be eating meatloaf in the air. No, they're probably having factor up there.

They're probably eating good. Factors? No, factor. Factor? Are you talking about factories or factor? Factor. I'm talking about factor meals. Factor meals. Yeah, I think that factor? I'm talking about factor meals factor meals

Yeah, I think that they're eating good eating factor up there I think that I think astronauts eat better than people from the 1950s do No, you don't think you ever seen what astronauts eat? Like they have like MREs. They're probably delicious. No, they're disgusting. You think? Yeah, definitely. We gotta get some astronaut food in here. And mukbang it. I don't know, I guess I don't know. I don't know the quality of the food that they're eating. Well, mukbang it.

I would assume it's pretty bad. It's NASA. NASA has like trillions of dollars. They're not gonna find a good food. Tang, have you ever had tang? Tang? Yeah. What's tang?

Tang was like the astronaut drink. It's like a powdered, like orange powder. Ugh. It tastes so good. It's like sugar. No, I've never had tang. It's like a powdered, like orange powder. Oh, it tastes so good. It's like sugar. No, I've never had Tang. It's like Kool-Aid. I have MREs at my house though.

In case you and Bode try and enlist up together. No, I have them for camping. I've been basic training. Just eating MREs, not working out. I never ate them, but I have them. I have like four. So how do you know they're nice? Everyone says they're really good.

But no, I mean, it's kind of nice like they're just sitting in a cooler. I would love to have one. Cause I already cooked them, but I never ended up eating them. So I just put them, I just froze them. What the fuck? No, I'm kidding.

No, but I do have them. I do have on, like I think they just last, they last forever. Yeah, I'd like to try one. Yeah, I'll bring them in. Could you? Yeah, I'll bring them in and I'll bring in the Jetboil. What's the Jetboil? Oh, so you have to cook them?

You just have to pour hot water in. Okay, yeah, let's do that. Yeah. I would love to. I think they're supposed to be pretty good. You just said you think they suck! I think they're supposed to be pretty good. The ones that I have are good. I think the ones that NASA is pretty good.

Why would the astronauts have worse food? Because I think they do. Why? Because these are like these are like 12 bucks a pop. You don't think they're splurging? You think that NASA's like let's cut costs? Dude, NASA's a government owned like I don't even know what it is. Entity? Entity. But that means that they're poster children for wanton spending no but like the military they eat mres and and i think like cate and chap said that the mres that they would have were disgusting yeah because you're talking about grunts i'm talking about like four astronauts who are going up you don't think that they're probably they probably have a chef that goes

with them no no they probably have someone in there you got this all dude they're spending all the money on the mission they're spending The mission itself costs like billions of dollars. The food is at least decent. So they're cutting costs on food. They don't have to cut costs. I'll look it up right now. What are you going to look up? Is astronaut food good? Yes.

Dude, you know what is good? These fucking hearts. These are amazing. It tastes like birthday cake bro they're lit this is their meal I don't eat with my eyes bro everything ever no it's a cookie so they have cookies yeah obviously they have cookies. Yeah, obviously they have cookies. Dude, this is disgust. Look at this. Spinach. And it's just a blob.

It's just in a bag. So how else are they supposed to get it there? You want it just like fresh out in the air? I'm just saying. This looks objectively worse than the shit that I have in my apartment. That does not look that bad at all. Dude, this is awful.

Is astronaut food nasty? The crew found it to be better than that of Apollo, but still unsatisfying, partially due to food tasting different in space than on earth. The frozen foods were most popular and they enjoyed spicy foods due to sinus congestion from their weightlessness,

dulling their sense of taste and smell. It says it's not nasty, bro. It can be bland. Who said that? NASA? AI, bro. You can't trust that shit. Why would AI lie? AI is incapable of lying, and you should know that. Let's see the

ones that I have. We need to get an astronaut to comment on this video. Is the food nasty? What's the best food? And maybe you guys could send us like a pork chop or something like that. I have mountain house. Mountain house MREs. Like the fact that they even have individually shrink-wrapped spinach shows me that they're gonna be just fine. But that's because like I get something like this, which is like you just get a big bag of rice and chicken

or pad thai or beef lasagna. I think the beef lasagna is supposed to be one of the better ones. I mean, that looks phenomenal. Phen the better ones. I mean that looks phenomenal Phenomenal do you think that looks better or worse than the spinach in a plastic bag? This spinach looks more fresh than that than that beef lasagna Alright, but I mean it's not if that's not a meal spinach is just a component and that small amount of spinach would cook down to like Yeah, nasty literally nothing. Yeah, But that's just how spinach cooks down.

Oh, so they're starving our astronauts. They wouldn't do that to them. Are you supposed to thank an astronaut for their service? You're at least supposed to salute them. Really? Except for that one guy who got punched by Buzz Aldrin or whatever. Who?

You never saw the guy who like said the moon landing was fake and the astronaut punched him in the face? No, I haven't seen that. But the astronaut's like 85 years old when he punches him. Oh really? Yeah. That's awesome. That means it probably is fake.

You think so? No, I think it's definitely real. I would think that he's so pissed off that people are saying it's fake that he tried to dummy someone. It is weird like- Whatever Rogan says, I'm going with that. True.

Classic. Punches. Should we do a parlay? On two games? 77 year old Buzz Aldrin punches astronaut. Why don't you swear on the Bible that you walked on the moon?

Why don't you swear on the Bible not. You swore in the Bible that you walked on the moon. It doesn't, sir, I have nothing to do with this. Okay. You cannot solicit on this property. We just paid to rent out the penthouse to shoot up there. So. You can't solicit like this. Keep shooting. Alright, well then I'd go through my measures. Yeah. You gotta keep shooting, man. Okay.

You can put it on your shoulder, don't be shy. Just come with me, Buzz. You really like it, don't you? You're the one who said you walked on the moon when you didn't. Calling the kettle black. Have you ever thought of saying I misrepresented myself? You're a coward and a liar and a thief. Whoa!

Cody's in his 70s drawing. That's crazy. That was a big one. I was waiting for it. I almost hit you with the Francis essay. Yeah, that was a good ass punch. I was waiting for it. That was good. I know, almost hit you with the Francis essay. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Swear on the Bible that you walked on the moon.

Insane, but that guy was ahead of the curve. Now it's almost like conventional wisdom that nobody walked on the moon. Like a lot of people think it. Really? I don't think, not conventional wisdom, but a lot of people think it. Why? I'm pretty convinced.

Well, cause the Van Allen radiation belt, bro. Well, I think it's cause the video looks fucking ridiculous. I would be more up for believing that the video is fake and that they did go to the moon than that they just straight up never went to the moon. Yeah. The video is a little much.

The video looks like they're on a green screen and they have wires strapped to them that's pulling them up. Don't they hit golf balls? Something like that. Yeah. I don't know. We need to be filming pornos on the moon. Pornos on the moon would be crazy. That should be what Trump ran on.

Trump's America. He rekindles it with brandy love or who is there stormy Daniels stormy Daniels stormy Daniels and Trump on the moon fashion it out now that he's elected I mean he can't go back on it squashing the beef on the moon let's take this to the moon. She's eating his MRE on the moon. Beef lasagna. I gave you my last MRE. Stop telling people I raped you.

Alright, let's do this parlay. I think we go winner. I think we go winner and then we do one touchdown scorer to mix it up because there's only two games. All right, so commander's money line. Do you like Terry McLaurin for two or three? So classic. The problem is with betting on the Eagles

is that you can't even really bet on the later touchdown scor you can't even really bet on the letter touchdown scores Because unless you bet two because hurts is minus 120. I don't even think hurts is gonna score So they're just gonna have sake one score and then say quans minus 230 to score once You could do them to score twice or what about Dallas Goddard? What do you feel about that? Or AJ Brown is gonna get one eventually What do you feel about that? Or AJ Brown's gonna get one eventually.

The more disgruntled he gets, the more likely he is to score the next week. Every single week. Is Devontae Smith not in? He should be. Is he questionable? I don't think so. Oh no, there he is. Devontae Smith is plus 195. I like that a lot.

Devontae? Well, I like that a lot Devante But also sake one had zero throwing touchdowns last week throw. Oh Jaylin had zero yet zero Jaylon Jaylon. I mean Do you want to do two different parlays That's a good question No, just fucking do it. Alright, so what do you want to do? Smitty and the Eagles Eagles money line or Eagles spread? Money line. It's minus 285. Well both of them together Alright, so minus 285 Eagles money line and then who do we want to score? I would say either Saquon 2 or Devontae Smith 1

I would say either Saquon two or Devante Smith one Say quant to is promising do it then fire, but it's been what he scored. He scored two two weeks in a row But it is the playoffs. It is the NFC champion. Yeah, it's a quant to and then for the game What are we saying for the bills game? I think we go bills. I mean, we're definitely going, if you could do Bills plus 1.5. Can we go Bills plus, what about switching it to Bills plus three? I don't know if I like that. All right. I'll do it though.

No, no, no, no, no, don't do that, don't do that. Just do Bills straight up. Because you can't even do plus, you can only do it though. No, no, no, no, don't do that. Don't do that Just do Bill straight up because you can't even do plus You can only do plus three point five, which is only minus 154 And then what if we did that and we did and Josh Josh Allen to score James cook to score James cook didn't score at all last week. I'm gonna do Josh Allen and James cook Just do one just do one not something you. I'm gonna do Josh Allen and James Cook. Just do one, just do one. Nah, I'm gonna do Josh Allen. Or we do Josh Allen too. I do like Shakir, but

that's kind of a one off for me. Ray Davis to score? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Why scored last week? How many touchdowns are they gonna get and he's plus 450? For one we'll just see what that would take the odds to 2891 Ten to pay 300 You got a bit of hundred so it would be 100 to pay out of him 2,991 with Ray Davis. You want it? I mean, I don't know.

Didn't I feel like it's weird that Ray Davis scored last week and Jaylen and James Cook didn't. All right, so put in Cook. This needs to be a lock because we're only given four picks, so it needs to be a lock. I know, I know, I know. So what do you think? Do you think James Cook or, I think James Cook, the thing is, it's going to suck regardless now if we do James Cook or Ray Davis, because one of them is going to score.

So why don't you just do jot down for one? That's minus 115. Well, see what it makes you ask. Ten to pay a hundred Thousand what put in a hundred we went a thousand Yeah, it's it's not bad It's actually a pretty good bet So it's Eagles money line say Kquon two touchdowns, Bills plus 3.5,

Josh Allen anytime. The only problem now that I'm worrying about is if the Eagles blow out the commanders, Saquon's hitting the bench. That's the bet. Let's see if we can get it on the sportsbook. I think we can. Do we have to send in our headshots for it? They'll find headshots. I got a deposit money? Fuck it. I just want it on there so I can just click on it and make it.

It's four picks. It's four picks in two games. It will literally take you 10 seconds to make it. That's easy for you to say. All right, I got mine locked in. I might just ride that bet. That's my bet. I'm gonna make the bet too.

Oh my God, the odds changed so much already. I'm not surprised. That was minus 500. changed so much already. I'm not surprised. That was minus 500. Eagle's money line touchdown score Saquon too. You're gonna switch it aren't you? No. You're gonna go you're gonna go Josh Allen two touchdowns? Josh Allen one tug. A lot of bets are on the on the bills. Wow. Well, yeah, everyone wants the bills to win. And then my buddy, Derek Drescher,

bills plus hit me up yesterday and he was like, I want the Chiefs to win it all. And I was like, what? Wait, what did you get it at? Plus what? 2K. No, you got to mine was 100 to play it, pay 1000. Plus 919.

Okay, same same same. They're already giving me a cash out of plus 500 of 500 bucks. That means we must have got the script early. Holy shit, we hit the script. Especially when we changed the... Wait, did you go plus three and a half? Yeah. You must have got the script early. Holy shit, we hit the script. Especially when we changed the... Wait, did you go plus three and a half? Yeah.

For the bills? Yeah. Okay. Plus three and a half is nice. Plus three and a half is a lock. That's guaranteed. That's wiggle room. Yeah.

And we could just be happy with whatever happens in the game. No, I'm not gonna be happy if the bills lose. No, well, if the parlay hits... Even if the parlay hits, I'm still gonna be pissed that the bills lose. What are you talking about parlay hits. Even if the parlay hits I'm still gonna be pissed that the bills lose. What are you talking about? We're gonna be laughing to the bank. I'm gonna need I'm gonna need 10 G's to make up for that loss. From who? The game. So put a thousand on it. No. You'll get your 10 G's real fast. I don't got money like that. I know that's a lie you're just talking about buying Super Bowl tickets

Me you and Max when was I ever talking about that about I thought you I thought you had an extra ticket What do we have tickets? No one I don't have tickets to the Super Bowl How would I have tickets to the Super Bowl? I'm sure you can buy tickets to the Super Bowl now. I'm sure you can I Thought you had tickets and you were like, do you want to come? I was going to say, yeah, obviously. I thought you're for free. Yeah. You're not going to pay. We're media, bro.

Media week. That doesn't, that's not how media works. Does media not get to go for free? You just flash the badge. We don't have the credential like that, bro. Press passes don't work like they used to. You used to put it in your hat, put it in your bowl or hat, a little card that says media,

that says press and you could go in anywhere. It's not that simple anymore. Are you actually gonna go? Even if the birds don't make it, would you go? No, no, God no. You're not gonna go if the birds don't make it? Really? If it's like commander's bills, you wouldn't go?

Why would I go to the Super Bowl if it's commander's bills? Why wouldn't you? Because you're going to be in the city of the Super Bowl. Why would you not go? I've not, I've left every year that the Eagles aren't in it. Thursday or Friday. So I guess I gotta hope that the Eagles win. When I was in LA, I was like, get me the fuck out of here.

Well, yeah, that was hell. Yeah. Most cities are hell. You said get me the fuck out of here and then we went to Cincinnati which was worse. That was the worst Super Bowl of all time. Yeah I mean we watched it in the lobby of a hotel. That was an all-time bad Super Bowl. And then we hit the streets and people could not have given less of a fuck. Oh don't just happy to have been there. Yep we'll'll be back Four years later not even in the playoffs Which I hate that for the bangles. I like the bangles a lot. I told you my Jamar Chase jersey got stolen

Yeah, you did say that what happened with that stolen what happened someone stole it I Ordered it it arrived and then I went down to get it and it was gone That's your and then I knocked on the I knocked on the supers gone. That's your landlord. And then I knocked on the super's door and I said, did a package arrive for me? And they said, they were like, they were like, I don't, which apartment are you in? And I said, my number. And then they said, I didn't see anything.

And I said, well, this is like the 20th time this has happened to me. And they said, that's gonna be something she said and she was like she was like that's not management's fault you're gonna have to call 9-1-1 and I was like okay well I'm not gonna call 9-1-1 and it should be management's fault. This makes me so angry for you but also we gave you the blueprint on what to do to stop the steal and you to do to stop the steel. And you're just actively letting the steel continue.

Man of steel. I'm just not gonna have stuff shipped there anymore. You have a ship to the office. I'm gonna have a ship to your place. All right. My doorman will look after a real good life. Yeah, that's why I'm gonna do it. And then you can just bring it in when we record.

All right. All right, thank you guys for listening. We'll be back with Francis next week for all the people that are missing Francis. And please come see me in Phoenix, Arizona this week. And this end of the week. Goodbye. Thank you. Guys... I looked older, till you came around I was only falling one way

I was only falling one way Days were drifting I was only falling one way Days were drifting Fall was I So, so then you listen Now I come alive I was only falling one way I was only falling one way

I was only falling one way I was only falling one way Fetish drew your eye Did you realize No one could take me alive I was only falling one way See it just a distant light Feel fast forever bright Call it just a memory, take my hand and you can see I'm Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, When I'm gone

Vanished to your eyes Did you realize No one could take me alive Be alive