Sounds Like A Cult - Is it Wrong to Buy vs. Adopt a Dog? Ft. SNL's Ceara Jane O'Sullivan | Link Below for Full Episode!

Episode Date: May 19, 2025

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If you say that you are an animal lover, but you have purchased a puppy or a kitten, you are not really an animal lover. You are a consumerist who wants exactly what you want. I think that the breeding of puppies and kittens should be illegal until every single shelter animal in the United States has found a home. Oh, this is I'm Right, You're Wrong, a comedy podcast about the everyday debates we've all had at brunch.

Check out our latest episode, Adopting vs. Buying a Dog. What's right and what's wrong? Host Issa Medina and co-host Lily Lester, welcome on SNL writer and petty crimes podcast host Kiara Jane O'Sullivan. Buying a dog is like having a child. You know what I mean? It's like, you're saying like, I need to love all dogs equally. No, I need to love my child. My child is perfect.

My dog is perfect. I need the dog with my genetic IVF. Yeah. It's the same concept. It's the same concept. It's like when you buy a dog, you're creating it from thin air. You are the mother, you are the father, you are the non-binary parent.

Yeah. She was like, hey, you want to go to this protest? I'm like, yes, I'm going to get ready. And then I was like, what's it for? Yeah. Do you know why black cats are like bad luck? Because people kill them. Oh.

They adopt them and then they kill them. Oh. That is so fucked up. Is that crazy? How do you feel about pugs? That is such a good question. Imagine if you were like, God, kids with respiratory issues are adorable. Their little upturned nose and the snively little sound they make.

And sure, whenever they try to run a mile in gym class, they pass out. But god, they're adorable. And I don't care that they only live to 22. I want a pug baby. That would be so fucked. Go to I'm Right, You're Wrong on any podcasting platforms to listen to the podcast or click on the link below in the description. See you there!