Episode 969 - Tess Degenstein
00:03Hi, he's Dave Shumka.And he's Graham Clark.And together we host Stop Podcasting Yourself.Woo!Buddy and welcome to episode number 969 of Stop Podcasting yourself.My name is Graham Clark.With me as always is a man who he can't overlook.This is number 69.
00:31Mr. Dave Shumka.Okay.So it's the 69.It's like there, but it's 969.So there's like a third person there with their back to the other two.Kind of a little bit upside down and being like, hey, I'm trying to get some sleep here.Oh, I thought the other nine was like the cuck.And the six and the number.
00:45It's not facing.But he's upset about it.Or they.Or they?Why do we have to gender the upset person?Anyways, happy 969 to you.Happy next to 969 to you, man.Our guest today, returning guests to the podcast, very funny comedian.
01:05The cock herself.Yeah, Graham, let's act it out.Yeah, okay.So you're six.And let me just get on my.shoulders on my shoulderYeah, Dave is getting on his own shouldersHis butts rolled up around his face
01:23Turns out I don't need you guys at allOh wowNo, he's really going for itGraham's giving him light taps on the buttAnd I'm cross-armed in the cornerLoving it thoughOur guestIn case you if you don't know that voice
01:37It's Test DegensteinHelloHello and you can see herIn December all month longbasically from December 2nd on for a blind date, the show that's a hilarious show I've seenonce years and years ago.Welcome to The Kiss.Thanks. Thanks for having me.
01:53Did you say, it's in Victoria?Yeah.Yeah.The Belfry.The Belfrey Theater.And we go December 20th and then kind of Santa takes over the general population.Yeah.Yeah.
02:03Yeah.Yeah.Oh my God.This is Santa's big scene.Yeah.There's, um.Like I's got gigs.He's booked and busy.
02:11Yeah.It sucks for him, though, because he's like,like he doesn't plan his year right.Yeah, that's true.He's always running around that December 22nd.Yeah, talk about a boom bust.Yeah.And like December 28th, he's like,
02:23God, I got nothing on the freaking...He's like, I hope no one asked me what I've been up to.What I've got going on next.I'm not going to make rent in February.You think he rents after all these years?Oh, God.I bet his landlord sucks.It's a penguin.
02:38His question, is Santa Claus someone'sson and or someone's father.Is Santa Claus someone's son?That's such a beautiful question.Like, we're all someone's son and father.But like, was he born of stardust and just came into being?Or is there a couple that held it down before he made the scene?Was there people delivering presents before him?
03:03Was he young?Was he a baby?Yeah.Did he ever, like, have a child.Didn't grow up?Baby Santa.Nice.Maybe so much.
03:13We could do something with that.I think they could.In a Muppet baby type way where he's still, like, bearded and he's tiny.Yeah.His head's really big.And he's sexy due to the song.Yeah, baby Santa.Fill my diaper with some whatever, you know.
03:29Pooh and he.Well, I mean, maybe there's, like, cranberry sauce.Oh.Something Christmassy.And, like, poo goes in there.Yeah.Dave.Who goes in there.
03:41Don't you keep your cranberry sauce down there.Okay. Do we want to get to know us?I do.I don't know.Get to know us.Tess.Yeah, hi.The last time I saw you, not in person, was on a film screen.
03:58I saw you in a movie called The Monkey.And you know it.You remember.My catchphrase in the film.You can explain it.Well, you're fantastic scene.You have a great death scene.Oh, I have a great death scene.
04:13I was so lucky to be in that movie.It was so fun.I played a real estate agent who was talking about all the mysterious deaths that had been occurring in the town due to this monkey.Yeah.And then let's just say I was not exempt from having a death of my very own.By monkey?Death by monkey?Death by monkey.
04:32Or death by monkey kind of ordaining it.He like smashes his symbols and then one thing leads to another.Oh, I didn't know the monkey had the power to ordain.Spoiler.Tess his head.His drum, maybe.Yeah.Oh.
04:45Yes.And then it knocks over shotgun.Shotgun.Shogun.And blows your head off.Yes.And I had finished filming by the time it got to that, to my head exploding becausethat they didn't need me to do that on the day.
04:58That's too bad.Which was nice.Yeah.And but I was like, I really want to stick around to see the doll of me.Did they make a model of your head?Yes, they did.Oh, nice.Did you get to see it?
05:08Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.And everyone had to wear headphones to, because they were like, this is going to,be very loud.And I got...It's sort of likethis podcast.
05:16Yeah.Yeah.Honestly, I'm havingkind of flashbacks.Yeah.There's the dollof me, Graham.Yeah.
05:23The monkey himself,Dave.Where are my drumsticks?Tapah.No, put those away.When you appeared on screenboth,I'm like,
05:31and then the secondlike, really,oh my God.I hope she's okay.Yeah.Did you have to putyour face in a mold?Do they make a mold of it?
05:40No, no.They did other stuff.Like that I don't like kidsStuff I don't understandYeah yeah who knowsBut it didThey did blow whatever it was upYeah
05:53Yeah it was awesomeIt was you knowThen you've got likeYou've got a thing that onlyI think a handful of actors get to haveIt's like a crazy on screen deathIt was pretty funYeah
06:03Yeah yeahI wouldn't change anythingDo you think you'll come back in the sequelAnd getting to do thatYeah I mean I would love thatI'd love to see the pieces of my facefly backlike crawling around
06:16on a bug's backin a kind ofbug lifeant style wayyeah yeah yeahI'd love to see thatif you could get killedby any
06:25movie monsterwho would you wantto get killed byGodzillathat's a good onenice short and sweetyou knowshort and sweet
06:32just stomped onor firebedfired headyeahI'd want it to bein likethe original movielike
06:39I feel likeKingmight have a thingfor youYeah, that's true.I do have like a spaghetti type kind of flail.Yeah.For me, it would be Freddie Kruger because he's so funny.
06:53He'd be doing all sorts of jokes the whole time.You bitch.He'd be saying calling me a bitch.What's he from again?Nightmare on.Nightmare on Street.And he does.He calls everybody bitch.
07:03Time me on bitch street.What about Chuckie?Chuckie's also got a filthy mouth.He does.Yeah.He scared me so much when I was a kid.Oh, terrified.Terrified.
07:12Really?With a mere idea of a killer doll.Right, the doll.Yeah.Yeah.Yeah, Megan would maybe be a good one for it because it's a modern parable.That's true.Oh, yeah.
07:22She'll also call you a bitch.She'll call you like the seward.Yeah.That's too far from me.Okay.I'm fine with being called a bitch, but otherwise.Before she like drop kicks you in a kind of, I don't know, fun way, a hot way.Yeah.
07:34Well, I don't know if she's hot.She's hot.Isn't she a child?Well, she's a robot, you know?Yeah, she's a robot.Oh, okay.Yeah, well, yeah, children can be hot if they're robots.That's, I mean, as far as that's, I would like to walk most of this back, like, since we started.
07:52Yeah, yeah.If I could.For people who have never seen the show you're doing, explain.Explain to our listeners what this blind date is.Yeah.It's great.One more do you need to know?It's an improvised show where I play a character who's a kind of version of me.
08:11she has my biography but also has a French accent and a clown nose.Okay, okay.So I'm saying true things about myself, but there's a kind of added, like, layer between the truth and entertainment, I guess.Unlike this, which is just cold, hard truth.Yeah.And then I go on a date with an audience member and get to know the audience member and they become the hero of the show.Yeah.And then we live our life together.
08:38One thing leads to another.Yeah, it's just kind of.Oh, fun.Yeah.Different things can happen based on the audience member.It's an improvised show.Yeah.It's 90 minutes of me and them basically, like, the goal is.
08:49Do they get their money back?To connect.You know what?It's never come up.Trust me.90 minutes with me.You know, my ear money back, honey.People are paying for the opportunity.
09:02Like, hey, maybe.Yeah, but we do not take bribes.Why not?Treat yourself to a bribe.Oh, I should.In this economy, I.Should.Yeah, no one will bribe me.
09:16Do you ever, like, write as the show's about to start?You're like, man, I hope they're not all duds.Well, we do a mingle beforehand and kind of get to know people and then ask if they want to be on a maybe list.Oh, okay.They've also said they'd be willing to do it, so I'm not in the position of being like, get up here.And then you're also scanning like, not that guy.Yeah, I'm scanning for kind of like a...That guy's been here every night.
09:38Reluctant hero.Yeah, totally.He knows how this works.And then there's a timeout section where we go and talk about the mechanics of the show and, like, what's working, what might not be.Yeah, it's pretty fun.You've got some notes.Yeah, totally.Or he might just be like, I just need to breathe there.
09:53She might just be like, I have questions for you.Yeah.Am I doing okay?Like, anyone can call time out.It's great.Yeah, it's super fun.And then if they have a partner, the partner can also call time out.Did you ever watch Save by the Bell?
10:05No.Oh, really?Tell me more.There's this character.I know about Mr. Belding in speech.Yeah, Mr. Rilley.It just passed away.Oh, my gosh.
10:12I screeched also passed away.Really?They're up in heaven doing tricks with Tony Hawk.No, Tony Hawk.There's this character, Zach.Zach Morris, he's the lead guy.I've heard of him.Pardon me.
10:26A bit of a Megan type.Hot.And in like three times in the 200 episodes of the show, he can go time out and buzz the world.And everything freezes and then he talks to the camera.But it's not his main thing.he does it so rarely.Yeah.It was hard to get a grasp on what the reality of the show was.
10:46There's some episodes of Seinfeld like that too where suddenly Seinfeld's like, oh, she'slooking at me.She's touching my wrist.What should I do?This is my Seinfeld impression.Now my penis and my brain are playing a game of chess.Yeah, that was weird.That was really weird.
11:02But there are a couple episodes like that where suddenly you're like, wait, I don't care.Yeah.I don't need Jerry's inner monologue.No, I've, like, never cared less about something on TV.But I care deeply about his relationships with Elaine, Kramer, George, etc.Yeah, all the faves.Newman.It's now thinking, like, friends definitely had inner monologue stuff.
11:23That was pretty regular on Friends.I've seen so few episodes of Friends.Yeah, and I miss it much.I think I know they had a monkey.And I was like, whoa.Yeah, that was early days.Yeah.And then they ditched the monkey.
11:35Well, the monkey killed them.The monkey tapped his little drums.What is the sitcom you know the best?Frazier.Okay.That's restarted Fraser again for like the 18th time.I've restarted it recently too.It just hits.
11:51Those first three seasons are, yeah, they're so good.Have you gone to Seattle and done a Fraser tour?No, I should.A nice little walking tour.I'll do it later when the government's different.Yeah, that's right.I mean, Cafe Nervosa, go down to K-A-C-L.K-A-L, yeah.
12:07You go down to the bar that Martin always goes to.Oh, Dukes.Dukes.You could go to Dukes.Check out Dukes.Go to the cigar volent.Yeah.The cigar volon.
12:19You could go to just the opera.Oh, yeah.Like that.Yes.Or an art gallery.Frazier really had me thinking I was going to need a lot of gowns as an adult.It had me thinking I'd need a lot of pleaded pants.Yes.
12:32I feel like everyone in it is dressed like Eliza Doolittle.like post makeover.So you spent the summer in Vancouver doing a play that cannot be named.Oh yeah, the Scottish play that cannot be named.And you played the Scottish guy's wife.Yes, Chelsea McBeth.You can say it.Can we say it?
12:55Well, I don't care.I think it's okay.Did you were doing Bart on the beach.Yes, I was.Was it every day?We did that.show three, two or three times a week.All summer.
13:08All summer, baby.So we were there like June until last week.What is always in the evening or there are matinees?Is it hot during a matinee is what I want to get?If the weather's hot, it is hot.Okay.Because we're outside.And if the weather's cold, guess what?
13:24We're a little chilly.Yeah.And there's a lot of blood.So much blood.It was so fun.Apparently there were blood shortages in Vancouver's rather than summer.Yeah.Yeah, exactly.
13:36It's in you to give.Yeah, fake blood, Ben Nye.But there were, because of some shows that are filming here right now,they're, and our show, maybe.I don't know.I don't think we can take that much credit.There were some fake blood charges.Oh, they are doing the Dracula's Orgy show.
13:54Yeah, and also they encourage the audience.It's like, bring a Kool-Lade.Bring us something, you know, bring us something red that we can use.Yeah.Kind of an audience participation.Is this real?No, no, no.Oh, okay.
14:04Got me again.That'll happen.The clowns trick.What's your favorite part of play?Do you think Shakespeare is the original rapper?Okay.My favorite part of the play is Shakespeare being the original rapper.Did you throw down some bars?
14:21Could I, yeah.Are you ever like, hey, give me a beat?No, but it was really fun to do it for high school kids because it's so dramatic.Yeah.And they love that.Like they were loving the screaming, the crying, the dying, the fighting.There was one day there was this big fight at the end where we had all these kind of blood packs hidden.I was not involved.
14:43I was long dead.Spoiler alert.The head was blown off during the suspension.Yeah, I was blown off with a rifle and a closet.You're the real estate agent getting them into the castle.The castle.Dunsane.Oh, my God.
14:58Dave.Is that where Burnham Wood comes?To it, yes.I'm really impressed.It was my favorite high school Shakespeare.Yeah, I feel like these kids too, maybe.There was one day during the fight where it sounded, I was backstage and it sounded like a boxing match.Like it was just like, oh, what?
15:19Like every punch had such a huge reaction.Love this.It was great.Yeah, I was like, oh, they are into something here.Was it a crowd of just teenagers?Yes.And it like totally sold out.So like 750 teenagers.
15:34They all been bust in a lot of uniforms, too.So it was very weird to look out and be like...Military school.Marching band all there with their instruments.Yeah, there was these tubas responding to all the punches.My chemical romance at high school.Yeah, exactly.Oh, my God.
15:50Or Matt Good.What was the Matt Good?Oh, the Matthew Good.Where they're playing soccer in a field?Load me up.Yeah.Um, Fram Tech.So, loan me.
16:00I know somebody, knows somebody who's in that music game.So, you know, do you have any questions?This is why you're a celebrity to me.Yeah, that's right, because I'm connected.We're getting down to it.Yeah, yeah.Every time I see Graham out in the wild, it feels like I'm seeing a celebrity.But I'm always signing autographs of neighborhood derelicts.
16:18They want me to sign.Yeah, you don't, you just seem like a celebrity because you're always like, get me out of here.Yeah, yeah.That's true.You're always like, no pictures.Get me out of here.Yeah, I won't eat that.I don't eat that.
16:31We had a guest a couple weeks ago.who has moved to Saskatchewan.Oh my God.Congrats.Yeah.And she brought up this type of pizza called Regina style pizza.It's Houston pizza.I will talk about it until the end of this podcast.
16:45What do you want to know?What's Houston pizza?Okay.Houston pizza.Actually, I don't really have it.No, is this?Were you born and raised in Saskatchewan?Yeah.
16:53Okay.So tell us about this pizza.I'm from Regina.So the crust is big.I would say it's like how many inches is this?One.It's like an inch.Sorry, I'm not really good at math.
17:06What's this?One.It's one inch big and it tastes kind of like a donut, like a plain donut.It's so cakey and fluffy and kind of sweet.And then it's really glazed.Nice.Like it's just, it looks like food for TV but not for eating.Mm-hmm.
17:24Because what I had, when I looked it up after she brought it up, I didn't even notice the crust.I noticed the layers and layers of meat.It's got kind of Arby's style meat layering.A thick cheese, like a cheese as thick as your meat.That's what you say about me.It's like one inch.Yeah, so how many inches this is one.And then the tomato sauce is sweet, baby.
17:50It sounds like the whole thing's pretty sweet.The whole thing's a donut with a bunch of meat on it.It's so good.Does it?You love it?Do you love it?Yeah, I love it.I don't think I used to.
17:59I feel the same about that pizza that I feel about grain elevators,which is like when I lived there, I was like, enough with these.Yeah.And now I'm like, I would do, I will weep at the side of a great elevator at the taste of the pizza.Would you make this pizza or have you made this pizza?I haven't.I wouldn't.I can't do anything.
18:20Okay.In the kitchen or out, but mostly in.Grain elevators are, so this is the thing that I've heard of my entire life.I know what they are, but.They bring you out to the top level of life.Well, they go, they're not, because I learned what an elevator was before I learned what a grain elevator was.So, he's always like, well, what do I?Where are I in this?
18:40Yeah, where am I going to the top of this?Yeah.Or am I on the mezzanine at this point?But they're just, they just keep grain off the ground.I have no idea.Okay.I know they look like a big barn, like a barn that got pulled.Got a BBL.
18:58What's that?A Brazilian butt lift.Wait, that's a PBL?A BBL.BBL.Oh, I was thinking of a Paps blue.Oh, PBR.Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
19:10He could have gotten either.But it looks like a photo of a barn that's been, like, stretched improperly.Oh, okay.Yeah.And they dot the landscape all over Saskatchewan.Yeah, and the thing about them is that they're in every art gallery or thing-related, you know, you can just walk into all these little art galleries that are just like 40 grain elevators.And it's like, this again.And then you move and you're like, I would do anything to see one.
19:37Because here we keep our grain underground.Yeah.That's cool.And that's why they call you the tunnellers.That's why nobody beats us.You saw a mouse today, but right before we came over here.I did.I'm just recapping everything.
19:52We know.No, it's great.I feel like you go.Should I ask questions?No.No, yeah.Go ahead and ask some questions.How are you?
19:58Good.Okay.Thank you for asking.You're welcome.Yeah, I like grain elevators too.You do?Yeah, I find the charm itself, Calgary.Oh, okay.
20:06So, yeah, there's just some grain elevator country around there.What's your thing?What's the Calgary thing of you walk into a little boutique art gallery?What's drawn?Oh, like the prairies, like.Yes, yeah.Houses and cows and, you know, the Rockies and stuff like that, like very cowboy-ass.Yeah, a lot of nude men with cowboy hats on.
20:28Wearing a lasso.Oh, that's nice.where it's like from behind the butt.Yeah, yeah.And you can see that.That's nice.It looks like a director's cut of American pie, but it's like a man.How much is this?
20:42Because this is nice.Yeah.Yeah, I love these art galleries.Like Tom of Finland, but of Calgary.Yeah.Yeah. That's where my friends and I used to hang out.The, you saw a mouse before you came here.It was so humiliating.
21:00How so?Because I see a mouse and it takes over my life.Yeah, no, I'm the same.Really?Like, I find that movie where Rowan Atkinson is kind of like tortured by a bee.Yeah.Rat race.Yes, by that little bee.
21:16I become like him immediately.Like, I'm just like, oh, I'm going to, like the mouse, this mouse is going to get the better of me.It seems like it already has it in your mind.That's not the right way to think.You need to think you're going to get the better of that.No, I know.But I just, yeah.What is your, like, what's going through your head?
21:34So you said you found it right before you came here.Yeah, I saw it.So it came out from between the stove and the fridge, classic.And then it's, I saw it go under the fridge.I was like, oh, my God, it's beginning.Like the Roan Atkinson, like I've seen the beat.It sounds like it.It's seen one.
21:51Like, I'm going to get a frying pan and hit my own head by accident soon.This is very acme of you.Yes, yes.Totally.Yeah, absolutely.And the mouse did the most acne thing next, which was it came out from under the fridge sat on its ass.And much like those cowboys we know and love.And it just looked at me.
22:14And I was like, well, don't.Don't.It just sat looking at me.You should be scared of me.Well, yeah, I was like, you should be scared of me.And also, I want to be able to catch you.But I'm like, what do I just stand up and dive?Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:29Like it slips through your fingers like Tom and Jerry.Yeah.And then I'm like, my head's, I don't know, under the fridge now.You're like, chase him through that tunnel.Wham?He just painted it.Yeah, he had painted it.Yeah.
22:41Well, what's the move, do you call it?I get some traps.Our house is more steel wool than house at this point.Like we have every clog crammed up from last Christmas.Yeah.But so I just want, I don't want it to get to that point where I'm like, everyshelf is off the wall and I'm kind of like going through.I haven't slept in like three days.
23:04Yeah, yeah.Yeah, yeah.We have a couch where I found mouse poop at our old house.And it like every part you can't see of that couch is bleached.Like I spray bleach on every bit.It was like right when my one of my kids was born too.So I was like extra crazy.Yeah.
23:23Yes, of course.The baby can't get a hanta virus.No, well, the baby.The truth is it can't.Yeah.To the right thing.Yeah, I've lived in many places that have had mice, rats.Oh, not rats.
23:38Yeah.And rats, man, oh man, do they make their presence known?They are not shy.They must be, like, playing drums.Like, they're so big.They're so big.And they could, like, you can hear this, like, like, going around the wall when you're, like, sitting there quietly.So much.
23:54In the headphones.Yeah.Scary as shit.Now, imagine you're at home sitting by yourself and you're.Now, imagine you're at home.And you look up and it's Megan.She does a crazy dance.I've seen Megan, but I don't really remember anything except Ronnie Chang is in it.
24:11Yeah, you got killed by Megan.That's right.I should have seen that coming.Is Allison Williams in it as well?Yes, Allison Williams is in it and that wonderful guy who made the show The English Teacher.Oh, yeah.And now wonderful guy.What's his name?
24:27Yeah, what is his name?He's great.Brian?Brian Jordan Alvarez is in it?Yeah, baby.I don't remember that.Oh, yeah.But I love English teacher.
24:34Me too.It's very funny.Yeah, I laugh.Oh, how I laugh.You know, heartbreaking when a show that you like is canceled and you don't even know.Yeah.Like I was like, it's about time for season three.I was canceled a year ago.
24:49I know.It's sad.What would make it better about knowing?Well, you'd have time to say goodbye.I wouldn't have that year of thinking.at least I have this new season to look forward to.Putting on your tie every morning and being like, oh, another day closer.Another day closer to these rap scalying teachers.
25:08Pants clasped in your lap.Can't wait for the new one.It's going to be so good.Checking your watch.Let me check the Wikipedia on that.Oh, that's an updated yet.Oh, we'll see.It's not updated yet.
25:19Someone update this Wikipedia.Now, Tess, the last time I saw you was outside my house.Yeah, I was like, let me in.That was today.Can I live here?I don't,my mouse problem is taken over my whole house.Totally.
25:33It was summertime and I was going out into my yard to move my sprinkler.Aw.And I like to do that before no, like this is,my street is sometimes very busy.And sometimes I, you know, I like to do my yard work with no one around.So I was like, you say no shirt, go on.So I went out, nine o'clock, 10 o'clock at night.I'm moving the sprinkler.
25:56I'm barefoot.Dave? Is that you, Dave? And it was Tass walking by.Guilty!And she told me with this great dinner she just had.Oh, how I had just eaten.What was it? What did you eat? You call?I know. It was many courses. I got a kind of family feast at a restaurant where they just bring you the food they want to bring you.Everything Regina style. Yeah. Yeah, totally. Meat that thing up.
26:25Yeah, everything one inch.Everything's a little cakey.Yeah, everything one inch and covered in like white sugar.What's the name of the place in Regina that does it, Alberta?Houston Pizza.That's what Houston.They also have a Trifon's pizza, which is doing pizza Regina style and a Western pizza, which is, but I think Houston invented it.Okay.
26:43Yeah.Anyway, so I was watching old ads for it two days ago, Houston Pizza.What is going on?Because Meredith was on talking about it.And then on the Vancouver subreddit today, someone said, hey, where's the best place in town to findRegina-style pizza.You should just go on there and say Houston Pizza really scorchial.I got the app recently.
27:03From my mom's events.The Houston Pizza?Birthday's, Mother's Day.She loves to receive a pizza.Really?And the only way to do it is via the app.Like, they don't have DoorDash.They don't have.
27:14So you guys can get the app and just kind of just look at the Zazz.Or I could like send one to somebody just as a treat.Yes, you totally could.I could send one to Meredith when she's back there.I could just send her a random pizza.Well, she's in Saskatoon.I think they might have a location in Saskatoon.Houston's?
27:29Yeah, they might.I wouldn't put it past them.Was there a jingle or anything that had their phone number?Dave doesn't get this anyway.He's so creeping.There was not a jingle, but the old ad was like, here is an H.Doodley doodley doodoo.It looks the same upside down as right side up.
27:49And I was like, call Houston.It's stuck in your head.it works.Yes.And I just looked it up two days ago.I wonder, is it the guy's name Houston maybe?No, I think it's kind of like Boston Pizza being invented in Edmonton.Right.
28:05They were just like, this makes it sound like.Of all the towns to pick.What am I looking for?Houston Pizza Regina.Get that thick Regina Shell Pizza Thick with two Cs.Had.Houston Pizza in 1987?I think that's it.
28:19I don't want a.I think that's it.I don't want it to be TikTok, though.Oh, yeah.I don't know.I'm not.I'm on a browser is why.I think all the screens are TikTok now.
28:31Yeah, that's all that's anybody.Yeah, I'm more TikTok than women.Houston Pizza, 1986?I think so.Yeah, there it is.There's that H.Here is an H.Oh, it's very, um, even upside down, it's an H.
28:53H stands for Houston pizza.Every Houston pizza starts with a homemade crust, spicy tomato sauce.spicy tomato sauce,mozzarella cheese,and then piled highwith your choice of toppings.The result,a Houston pizza.
29:05Bring the familyand eat in any oneof Houston's dining room.We don't really get to see it finished.We only see kind of a ham going in.Yeah, you just see some eggs on a counter.And my algorithm is really letting me down here.Oh, no.
29:18Different ways to love the poor.That's nice.Mother Teresa versus.What the hell?And then a bunch of guitar.Seven electric guitars, nobody wants right now.Did smoking kill rock and roll?I've seen a lot more people smoking cigarettes.
29:37Rock and roll's back, baby.Rock and roll is so back.Yeah.Hell yeah.Kids have rediscovered the thrill of smoking.I haven't seen a single cigarette in such a long time.Really?Yeah.
29:46Look at people's fingers.They're full of them.Oh, I'm so, I'm like, their eyes are up there.I better tell it.I just went to the East Coast and everyone was smoking.And it made me realize that.I had not seen anyone do it in Vancouver in such a long time.What are you doing on the East Coast?
30:03Wedding.Okay.No more questions.Yeah, wedding and I can't talk about it.Do you ever smoke?Were you a smoker?I smoked.I lived in Europe for a couple years and I smoked cigarelloes.
30:16Oh, nice.But it's because I didn't drink and you could smoke in the bars.Right.And so I was kind of like, oh, okay.This will be my thing.It'll be a thing to do in the bars.Yeah.Yeah.
30:25If you go to Europe.Smoking inside still some places on the menu.That's wild.Everywhere is like a Robbins donut.When you're in Europe.That's how I would describe it to my friends upon coming home.It's like Robbins donuts.Oh my God, you love it.
30:41Your eyes were so bad all the time.Where in Europe?What were you?I was living in Berlin.Ah, Berlin.The Robin Donuts.Robbins donuts of Germany.Robbins donuts are so good.
30:52Does it still exist Robin's donuts?I don't think so.but I haven't sought them out or anything like that.RIP, their fritters were so good.Would you ever make a fritter at home?I can't do anything.I can barely kind of make rice.Well, rice is, you can make rice.
31:14You can a rice maker.But this is the extent of it.Like, I can kind of make toast.You can make, you can make, you can make eggs?You can make some eggs.Some eggs. Poached, probably not.Poach, scramble, no problem.Why are you starting with poach?
31:29That's the hardest one.Well, that's why I'm like, just, I'll tell you my limit, that I play within.There don't seem to be any Robbins Donuts west of Saskatchewan.Oh, okay.But if you're in Wayburn, oh, boy.Oh, my gosh.I can go visit my mom's hospital birthplace.Good a fritter.
31:51No, they're mostly in Regina.Okay.Wow.No wonder I thought of it.Yeah.It used to be.It was like the last place I think that I went to that had those foldable aluminumashtrays.
32:04The like disposable.I feel like that's the last place.It's so synonymous with smoking to me.Yeah.Did you have chains that you really relied on?Do you still do a lot of road gigs?Yeah.Yeah.
32:16Are there chains that you're like, oh, I really rely on this in a town?A&W.Oh, hell yes.What's your A&W order?Because I can eat gluten.Okay.You're a celebrity.Yeah, exactly.
32:28Thank you.I thought so.They get a burger with a lettuce wrap.They'll do that?They'll do that.I'm surprised they have lettuce kind of flexible enough to do them.Yeah, yeah, they've got flexible lettuce.Like not just the shreds.
32:42Oh, yeah, a big leaf.Yeah, you get a big leaf.Like that it's not coming in like a Cisco bag of shreds.Yeah.Good for them.And they, you know, great fries, great root beer.So if I ever going to town, because in Canada,they're in a lot of town.
32:57Oh, yeah.And then next would be Starbucks, and then Tim Horton's got nothing for me.I can't get anything.What does A&W stand for?Dave, I heard a rumor that it stood for something.What was the rumor?I don't want to say.I don't want to talk at a school.
33:12What are you afraid you're going to sound stupid?You're afraid that you're like, you're going to say something stupid.Like, oh, it's Ambogism whoop here.Yes.Wow, rock and roll back there.Rock and Rolls back.How do we just love the movie?Poor.
33:26Yeah, we're all smoking so much suddenly.How did I get a sermon on my...Was it?Or was it like Mother Teresa takes down?It was it, yeah.It was that like...It was a Mr. Beast style competition.No, it was those like claymation boxing matches.
33:45Oh, yeah.What were those called?Celebrity boxing?Celebrity boxing.Celebrity death match, was that one?Yeah, that's right.Yeah.But I know Robbins and Subway both went big into the,
33:55yellow, like the inside of them, we're all like yellow, if I recall it.Yellow and orange.Yes.Yeah, Robbins feels really brown and yellow.Well, it was white and then everyone smoked a million sick.Totally.Their eyes are yellow.It was an apple store at the very beginning.
34:10And yeah, that must have been just awful to work in.But they're smoking, too.But they're smoking, too.I went to a restaurant in Toronto where there, they, I was told there's only one cook.He's this, like, eccentric guy, and he's like, I cook every meal here.And he...Did he dream of sushi?Is that...
34:31Oh, is that...That's that movie.Is it a Chiro?I think it was Jiro?Jero?Anyway, he wasn't in Toronto.He was not that guy.I wish I was eating at that restaurant.
34:42But he, like, chain smokes the whole time when he's cooking for the restaurant.I love that.Was it Barth from...You can't do that on television?No.Was it so good?The food was incredible.Yes.
34:54restaurants. And I don't blame you.Am I known for loving restaurants?Well, just the...I guess I keep being like, well, I saw you after a restaurant and I can't cook.Yeah.Two signs.Yeah.Put those things together.
35:06It's true.I do, I love restaurants.I mean, I don't blame you.I love them too.You guys have so much in common.Dude, but you love them, Dave, I love them.Yeah.But I go to maybe, well, I'd get a lot of takeout.
35:18But I go sit down at a restaurant, maybe once every two months.Oh, yeah.We're talking six sit downs a year.I'm rocking around that.Okay.Yeah.I'm doing one a month at the very least hanging out at a restaurant.That's so nice.
35:32I mean, I'm great.You can go to cheap ones.Doesn't matter.Oh, I'll sit down for lunch a lot more.But like dinner.I'm talking about a proper.Do you cook?Yeah.
35:42What kind of stuff?It's like, people are coming over.People are coming.Oh, my God.Well, okay.First course.Everybody hide.It's a surprise birthday.
35:53What I like to do.do is I'm really happy it's fall because fall is like the fall and winter best cooking time.Why?Oh, because the oven heats the house.The oven eats the house.Me, never heard of cooking.Well, like, in summer, I'll do a lot of just like light things, but in winter it's like, ooh, let's make a stew.Let's make a chili.
36:15Yesterday I made chicken pot pie.What?The dough and everything?Well, no.Well, okay.That's okay.I'm still amazed.I do it in a big...
36:25Caldron.Culdron.Yeah.Bubble bubble, toil and trouble.Give me a beat.And then I...You know, you put like just a pie crust, like, filo pastry thing on top.Oh.
36:40And then...Are you jotting all this down?This is basically giving you a recipe.I know I'll be bad at it.No, I'm just enjoying.But it's also like...I'm imagining I'm out of restaurant.That stuff is like so good because you can't be bad at it because you just...
36:53It cooks for a long time.You put a bunch of things that go well together and then you walk away.The flavors are combining.I've heard of this.And then on day two, the leftovers are even better.Oh, I do know that about chili.I can make chili just because you open those cans.You put them in a pot and then the flavors combine.
37:11Yeah.You get a big thing of stag chili.You get a big thing.You heat it up.You put rice on the side.You get out yourself dinner.That is a dinner.Yeah, what's my big, like, I'm sorry, there's going to be a little bug flying around
37:23No, no, it's okay.It gives me an activity.We're usually bug free here.It's my fidget spinner.But yeah, no, it's, uh, oh, I, like, I have a big list of things.I, like, I'm going to make meatballs.I'm going to make.Oh, if they roll off the table roll, roll across the floor, then what happens?
37:42Um, is that, would that happen on top of old smoky?Yeah, yeah, somebody sneezed.And then, uh, did it roll out the door?What happened to that meatball?Oh, boy, on top of, that was, no, wait, on top of spaghetti.Spaghetti.What was on a, what was on a lot?Smoky.
37:54I don't know.Can't speak to that.I only know spaghetti.I know that on top of theschool yard,I'll cover it in sand,I shot my poor teacherwith a red rubber band.
38:03Shouldn't have done that.Well, I shot her with pleasure.I shot her with pride.I couldn't have missed her.She's 40 feet wide.I don't think I've heard this version.What song is this?This is Hank Snow or something?
38:14It's a little oozyvert.Is this Hank Snow?This is Shakespeare.Yeah, I guess we're notgoing to reconstruct all these versions.But regardless, Dave, keep an eye on those meatballs.Thanks, man.I'm so impressed.
38:30What if he's lying?You don't even know he's lying?Yeah, what if I'm not lying, but I'm just, it all tastes bad?I'm still impressed that you're like, I can make these dishes with names.My big thing I do every summer is I have my family over, my parents and my siblings and their kids, and we all have a big, like, taco night.And it's all different kinds of tacos.Well, there's really three kinds of tacos.Soft, hard.
38:56What's the other one?Well, no, you can do.Well, there's all, every kind of wrapper.Soft, rapper, corn.Soft corn, hard corn, soft wheat.Just corn on the cob.The, like, Taco Bell style, Dorito style ones.Yeah.
39:17And then you can pick your filling and.Oh, that's so nice.That was the promise of the Old El Paso Taco ads when I was a child.You're living it.Yeah, I'm sort of living the Old El Paso Taco Poso.Old El Paso Taco Promise.I want to start a family.Did you growing up, did your mom and or dad cook?
39:40No.No?You always were eating at restaurants or taking out?No, no.But yes, she did cook.But single mom.And so it was like it was kind of one dish a week.and it was all about simplicity.
39:52So it'd be like a chicken breast, open a can of tomato situation.You got some of that tomato situation over there?Yeah.No tomatoes included.And then a can of black olives.And it was like Greek chicken.Greek olive tomato chicken.Oh, yeah.
40:09That's good too.Yeah.So it was that kind of stuff.Yeah, I did a lot of, in college, I was like a lot of, because my parents are good cooks.But then when I started cooking myself, I didn't ask.them to teach me.I was just like, shake and bake, we'll do different kinds of shake and bake.Yes, shake and bake was huge.
40:26Hammer helper.That was if I got like a good grade.You were getting shaken bake?Yeah.If you get C's and D's, you're just getting shake.Yeah, or just bake.I did the same joke.That's all right.
40:40It's all right.I'm crying.But, yeah, like what was the like marquee dish of the year?If you got like one thing a year that you're like, oh, this is the best.Sometimes we would get this insane, I guess it was a frying pan out, but it plugged right in.So it had like a three-pronged spigot on the handle that you kind of put a plug into.And it was just so, the plug was so covered in oil.Like it was just the texture of it.
41:09It was like ribbed.And then, uh-huh.Go on.Talk slower.And then we would make fries.Like we wouldOh, just like, you'd fry your own fries?Yeah, like just cut potatoes and just like the oil would be deep and then we'd make French fries.
41:28That was so exciting.And the saw, it would be dipped in honey, mayo, honey mustard.It was my job to combine the mayo, the honey and the mustard.Yeah, I was like, yeah.Oh, my.That's a fun job.It was such a fun job.Yeah.
41:42I was going to say I was circulating the dip, but I meant stirring.Yeah.You're not walking around the room, handing it to everybody.Yeah, handing it to me.I had to get to my mom back to me.My wife, Abby, her family did a thing growing up called Dipping Dinner,where they were just like every kind of thing you put in the oven,like McCain Super Fries.
42:04By the way, did you ever do a commercial for them?Yes.I recall you a really cool lady.Thank you guys so much.And then like chicken nuggets and IKEA meatballs, just all.Dippables?All dipables.then you're like, you know, doing, you know, barbecue sauce.
42:24He's doing it.He's doing a hand motion.Like, he's kind of like doing a drum solo.Yeah.Like he's picking different.All the dips.It's kind of bingo dabber energy.Bingo dabber energy.
42:32Oh, yeah.Bingo, speaking of smoking.Two things that go hand and hand.Yes.Yeah.When I was a kid, my brothers played hockey and lacrosse.And so you had to do X amount of volunteer time.Mm-hmm.
42:46And they couldn't go work.The bingo halls.They were too young.They were too cool.They were too cool.And they wouldn't do it.And they wouldn't even drive me there.I had to get the bus.
42:55And it was still smoking time.Oh, yeah.Insane.It was wild.One of the garbage cans caught on fire because somebody threw a cigarette in it.And it's just dry paper.Like, that's the only thing in the place.Yeah.
43:06Cigarettes and paper.Were they like, oh, it's on fire again?Or were they like, may name of it.Yeah.Put it outside.Have either of you done the artist's way?Like writing my pages in the morning?morning? Yes. Yeah. Okay. And it shows. I'm just kidding. You walked right into that one.
43:26Good morning. I'm more of a word old guy. Oh, hell yeah.What about you? You get your... How many pages are you supposed to do it? I think you're supposed to do three in the morning. I did it in my 20s, but there was one exercise where you're supposed to connect with your child's creative state and make yourself your favorite meal as a kid.Okay. And so I made those french fries. But what would you're supposed to?guys as like artistway me. Mychildhood favorite meal wasprobably Domino's pizza, pepperoni pizzawith the pepperoni taken off.
44:00Oh, but you needed itto have been there. Yeah.Why don't you just get a cheese pizza? I likethe pepperoni juice.Do you like the craters too?Yeah, I guess so. Oh, I love whenyou get a pizza and it has a big bubble in it.Yeah, that's air bubble in the dough.
44:17Yeah, what wouldit be? It would probably beProbably be pizza or a very simple, like I don't eat meat, but back when I was a kid, like a ham sandwich, just a plain old ham sandwich was like a white bread.Ooh, nothing could be in it.Oh, your artist's way meals, they do themselves.Yeah, I just leave out ingredients.My daughter just did a thing, like at the start of the school year, they had to fill in like a form of their favorite song, your favorite TV show, your favorite food.and her favorite food was beer can chicken, which is the thing I make on the barbecue.
44:50It's too young to be drinking that beer.And I was like, I was so proud.I was like, her favorite food is something I make.Oh, that's so sweet.Her favorite food is beer can hat.The helmet with the two beer can attached.Yeah, swirly straw glasses, beer can hat.Yeah.
45:09Her favorite glove is foam finger.She loves going to 80s football games.So this artist's way, you're sorry.supposed to write stuff every morning?Like just off the top of your head?Are you supposed to be writing a story?Is it a, because that's all I know about it.But it's more, there must be more to it.
45:26Yes, there is.I don't really remember.There's like weeks where you cleared various blocks and get in touch with various sourcesof inspiration.But the consistent things are you do morning pages.You do three pages every morning when you wake up.Handwritten?I think so.
45:41I don't think I could do that anymore, though.I can barely get through a Post-in.Oh, yeah.I was writing thank you cards the other day, and it was, they were like,like they were not good.What were you thanking people for?For being in the play with me,also,
45:57Oh, that's nice.Yeah.Do you give gifts to each other on opening night?I think you're supposed to do.Okay.Yeah, I never have my shit together enough.I think it would be funny if you give everyone deodorant.Like, I've been rehearsing it for a while.
46:12Deodorant emits.Oh, that's a great idea.Maybe I'll do that next time.Just mean gift.Yeah.Here's, I can't think of me and give them like glasses.Yeah, take that blind out.Also, so expensive, it'd be an excellent gift.
46:27Yeah, exactly.Yeah.Does your insurance cover this or?Yeah, writing out a card, I find, like, I found that I forget how to print.Completely forget.Every word is like, ha, ha, like, I've crossed it out and written like, ha, ha, over it.On my hand, sometimes.I won't remember
46:48which way do you draw an E?Totally. J's for me ornothing but trouble. Yeah.And I'm not doing cursive.No, no. This is justSimple. Simple. Simple. Simple. Simple. Simple.Simple things for simple people.You do a 24-hour stand-up comedy show.
47:04Yes.Where dozens of comedians will write jokes for you.Yeah. Like on the spot.And what, how is the overall handwriting of the community?Good. Good.I would say like 95% good.There's some people that had like kind of chicken scratch and then I'd get somebody else toread it to me.
47:22But for the most part, everybody's handwriting and printing is really good.That's amazing.The next generation has it.I don't know about the generation after them though.I was so comforted when you just said you're like, oh, I can't print anymore becauseI've had some shame about this.And now that you hear everyone else is actually really good, you feel bad.I'm back to feeling bad.
47:42But it's also like I'm back at neutral.Have you ever started writing something where you literally don't, like, I've done this in cards where I just started writing something.I'm like, where am I going?I don't plan this out at all.Yeah, you're like, where's back space on this?Yeah.They're like, hey, big guy.Oh, no.
47:59Totally.They always get more chaotic as it goes on, too, where you're suddenly like, I've never known myself to be so interested in knowing about how good you are.It's like when you're writing a signing yearbooks.Yeah.You're like, well, this person is going to read this once and never again.Oh, I have such a good yearbook story.Okay.I lost my yearbook.
48:27No, no.I took it.Okay, it was yearbook day, so it had to do with end of the school year time.And I was taken to Red Lobster as the ultimate treat.Yeah.Yeah.In Regina, Saskatchewan.Yeah.
48:39And I left my yearbook there.By your mother?Taken.Liam.Taken.Taken by human traffickers?Yes.No, I was taken.
48:50No, by mummy.And she took me to Red Lobster.And I left my yearbook.I forgot my yearbook there.And then I went to pick it up.And the staff had signed it.Nice rules.And so I didn't get anyone else in my grade 12 years to sign it.
49:04It's great 11 or 12.That's great.Yeah.That is great.Yeah.I've always, it's nice to see that.I've been like, oh, I've always been myself.Yeah.
49:13Because I would make the exact same decision today of being like, okay, no one else can touch this.This is important that it's by the staff.Would you go now that you know that's a possibility?Would you go out of your way and?Oh, I think I'll just, I better bring my yearbook to Red Lobster.Or do you and the old gang get together for like a reunion?I don't know if I have an old thing.Oh, the Red Lobster.
49:35All your pals.All the servers.Oh, yeah, me and my guys.Yeah, yeah.Yeah, I should go, I should see what, I should check in.Do you remember what kind of things they wrote?Was it just have a great summer?Yeah, yeah, totally.
49:49It was like, congrats on finishing the school year.Like, it wasn't prank-based.It wasn't like.No, they just signed it.Yeah, check out these giant red claws I have.No, big foam fingers.That's a real, like, that's a team building exercise.You may have been strengthening the whole team by leaving your yearbook.
50:07I hope I was.Yeah.And I also like they don't.know what child I was.Yeah, what child is this?Yeah, they were three of them, they were so wise.We're doing all you can eat,Mur, this one.
50:25Oh, my God, there's been aFrankenstads Fest.There've been a couple times in auditions where they've been like,oh, can you sing?Can you just like sing for us?And I've panicked and saying good King Winston's last.I don't know.If I was told to.
50:40saying I'm not sure whatwhat song would I pick?Yeah, if they were like any 16 bars of anything,just go ahead whenever you're ready.I would start something that I don't know the lyrics do.That's what I have a good.Oh, yeah.I believe the children are the future.
50:52Teach them well and let them lead the way.I know something that got inside.Let the children laugh.I do know more of the song that I thought I did.And you got the part.You're really good.Thanks, you guys.What about you, Dave?
51:08I believe the children.in our future.I don't gnar.It's hard when you're like, what song do I know?Yeah, I probably go,dun, dun, da, da, da, da, da, da.Devil inside.Devil inside.
51:26But it's so telling.It's like trying to do that.It's being like, oh, T is in tank engine.Yeah.E as in Egbert.Like, you kind of go insane.Oh, you want me to sing now?And you're all looking at me.
51:42Yeah, but it's, I was like, I've never been more in touch with my subconscious.Someone being like, okay, sing 16 bars.And I was like, absolutely.Good, King Winston, sis, last load, yeah.You got a nice, you got a nice singing voice.Thank you.I did not get the bar.Have you, have you been in a lot of musicals?
52:00No.No?Was this for a musical?No.They must have been like, people are kind of humming in the background in one scene or something.Oh, yeah.Because it was like, if it was a musical, you'd think you'd go in knowing to, you'd say.Yeah, I'd be like.
52:15Lightly stanton in that night.Oh, the cross was fru.The cross was frule.Oh, that Christ was crazy.Is Christ even in that song?No, no, it's about something totally different, Dave, you do not even get.It's about the feats of Stephen.The feats.
52:33The feats.It's about Mother Teresa versus.Verses.Stephen.Honestly, it was like versus Reverend Al or someone.Leave them alone, Dave.Don't get involved.They need to sort this out.
52:47Who's been using my YouTube account?Margo, I'm looking at you.Margo, have you been looking at which Stratocaster's not to buy?If you were to be in a musical, what would be number one choice?Or at least top three.It would, like, but I had to do this stuff in it.Yeah, yeah, you'd be in this music.As opposed to.
53:09I don't know.Like, if it was just like, if I was talented enough, I would be in, like, Sunday in the Park with George.Nice.I love that musical.They're doing it here.They are?In a couple weeks.I'll plug it.
53:20I don't know.Are you in it?No.Plug it.Yeah.Okay, check it out.Check it out.They're doing it here.
53:27But I love that musical.I rented it from the library when I was a kid.What's the hit song from that one?It's like Sunday in the park with George.All right.Yeah, that's a big hit.But there's no hummable standard that we all know.But if there were, yeah, I'm like a more fun, I would love to be like, oh, I was in Phantom of the Opera.
53:48Yeah.Could you imagine?I can't.I cannot imagine being in something like that.Yeah.That was a big.The chandelier crashing down.Yeah.
53:57It'd be incredible.When my elementary school did air bands, that was a big one.Really?Did you do it?No.I didn't know it.I only knew what the girl's doing.I was like, that was good.
54:07Nice to see some cute girls.girls from my grade.Taking an interest.Taking interest in this and then lip-sinking, too.Taking an interest in the arts.Uh-huh.Do-da-do-do-do.Did you do any air band?
54:22Or you were just appreciating the girls.I think I did some air bands in grade seven, eventually got up the nerve.What did you do?Boy, we, like, you were allowed to audition with as many as you wanted.So you're like, now for my fifth song.Yeah.And I can't remember what made it through.I just remember we thought it would be funny if we auditioned to,
54:43You're a Strange Animal by Gowan.Classic.Amazing.It was just like jumping and swiping for like we're jungle cats.Oh, my God.That's very a couple of boys.They're just like, it's all, it's concept.Yeah.
55:00Yeah, well, very conceptual.Not, not, not, didn't even have costumes.Much like Gowen.Yeah.Oh, boy.I was a documentary about an original, like, Broadway musical recording.Have you ever heard of this?Oh, yes, yeah.
55:16What is it called?The company.Yeah, was it company?Yeah.Yeah, I love that musical.It's the best.Well, have you seen the thing about the documentary?No.
55:35we get all in one go.Amazing.And so there's like people,Elaine Stritch is there at the very end.They're like, you're just not getting it.She's like, give me one more chance.And she tries to get it.And they're just like, no, it's not going to happen.
55:46So she came back a week later and recorded it.Stephen Sondheim's there.He's wearing a turtle deck.Everybody's teeth are brown.It's great.I feel like a good brown tooth movie.You really sold it to me with everybody.Yeah.
55:57I love that musical and I had the soundtrack when I was in high school.Yeah.Like I had that recording.I've listened to it.ever, like I listen to it regularly.It's really great.Yeah.Bring a life.
56:10Yeah.Exactly.It's so, so good.And the guy from Murphy Brown's in it.Oh, yeah.Charles Kimbra.He's in Sunday in the park with George.Was he Jim Dial?
56:20He was the anchor.Jim Dial.Yeah, yeah.He's in it and he's like singing.We're always sorry.I love it.I love everyone from Murphy Brown.Your old Miles head, if I recall correctly.
56:33Oh, yeah.You've got a mile.Mel's energy to you.Miles Silverberg energy, yeah.I had a crush on him when I was kid.Well, that's not necessary.Okay, well, I'm trying to throw you a bun here.Dave, what's going on with you, my friend?
56:49Well, I went to go see a picture in the movie theater.Okay.A moving picture, Taki.I went to go see, this was playing at the Park Theater up the street,the concert film of the Oasis Reunion.That is a moving picture.What's so funny?It's just so funny.
57:15I don't know why it's so funny.Were you there?No.Oh, I just, the idea of somebody going to a movie here to watch.It was playing in IMAX a few weeks ago, but I couldn't get it together.You've got to see it on IMAX.Are you an Oasis fan?I like Oasis.
57:39Am I not supposed to?No.It's so funny.It is funny.It's funny that you only like them too.But like, of, I mean, yeah, of bands that they have done concert movies, they're probably, that are in theaters, they're probably in my top.30.I was wondering how big a number you're going to go for.
58:04I go see this movie on a Saturday at 5 o'clock.The cheeky staff members there playing blur in the lobby.They hate each other.I like the staff members there.Oh, yeah.They're having fun.They're also in the ads before the film.Yeah.
58:23That's so exciting.Well, and the great thing, like, I, look, I'll go to Cineplex theaters all day long.It does.It'll start at 8 a.m. and just be there until closing.But they're not there.Like, there's no one working there.Yeah.Like, that's true.
58:39They're completely abandoned.Yeah.Yes.You go, so this movie, I sat down, row A.We'll see if this checks up, but go ahead.There's like, row A is like the 10th row.Yeah.And then I'm sitting down.
58:55I've got my popcorn.I've got my pop.Like, row is a shirt on?The movie starts.A guy, like, I don't know, five or six rows in front of me, takes out his phone and starts taking pictures of the movie.Love it.Me too.And then a person behind him also has their phone out and taking pictures, but their screen's not as bright.
59:17But are they like, I'll pretend that I went to the concert and I'll send this video.Well, the movie starts with them with Oasis rehearsing.Okay, sure.They haven't been.As all good movies do.They haven't been together since 2009.And they famously hate each other.and they're very mean to each other.
59:35They fight a lot.And it's very, it's, we get to sit back and enjoy their sibling.The fruits of their labor.These geysers are always in a row.And then, um, uh, the guy who took, took the picture is like, you know what?Like his body language is like, this isn't good enough.No.I'm going to the front row.
59:57So he gets up sits in the front row.And then, uh, the artist in the process.Yeah.Oh, yeah.And I'm like, he's put his phone away.Otherwise, it was a bit annoying.But he's not taking video.He's just taking pictures.
01:00:09Yeah, were you delighted by his enthusiasm?Or were you like, put your phone down?Well, I haven't really been to a concert movie.Right.I know a couple years ago, the Talking Heads won.Yeah, stop making sense.That was re-released.And people were, like, dancing in their aisles.
01:00:27Yeah.They also played the Elvis Comeback special from like the 60s.And it was a lot of old people.seniors, but just like, oh, it's just, because I don't know where you would find it otherwise.Oh, side note.Abby was watching TV today, and there was, like, it was on, like, Turner Classic movies or something.And there was a movie with Elvis as a cowboy with a beard.Really?
01:00:50Yeah.Oh, wow.That's wild.That is wild.Did it look pasted on?Or did it look like he grew it?He grew it.It looked like he grew it, but it was also not like a full.
01:01:01Right.Then the colonel was like, never.You're auditioning for the role of Colonel?Yes, coming up.Good King Winston.If you need.Just if you need.And so then the guy moves to the front row.
01:01:19Ten minutes go by.He takes his phone out again and starts taking pictures.Then a staff member comes up and talks to him.Okay.Knock it off.Okay.So that wouldn't happen at Cineplex.No, no.
01:01:31At Cineplex, anything could go on in.any film.They play a little thing saying don't be a Tommy Textor.Yeah, yeah, yeah.They say don't be a Susie's seat stealer.But that's it.That's the way.Yeah, the extent of the law is.
01:01:44And please enjoy eight car commercials.I've part of their,the parks and Rios, I guess, as well.Their groovy movie club card.And you get free refills of everything and you get discounts.I can't, I can't recommend it enough.You go in the theater.Free refills is.
01:02:03It's amazing.incredible.Yeah.Last time I went, I got, I had to do it.I had to go get it.Can you do it on the way out or is that frowned upon?I don't know.I'm sure they wouldn't care.
01:02:12At a buffet home.Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.Do I get free and refills on the candy, too?But you could do that right at the end of the movie.Just run out.Oh, yeah.
01:02:20That would be me all day.So the first half hour of the movie is sort of the story of how they like broke up.Okay.They haven't been together in 16 years.And then they announced these shows.And they.They start, they're six weeks of rehearsals.Oh, wow.
01:02:36So it's Noel.Liam.Well, it's stand in for Liam.It's Noel the first few days, no Liam.Okay.And then Bonehead is there.I don't know who that is.He's a bald guy from the band.
01:02:51Okay.drummer?No, other guitar player.Gamm is there, who I always thought was gem, but apparently it's pronouncedGam.Gem, Bonehead, Noah, and Liam.Noel.And Leah.
01:03:04They had, I believe, Joey Waronker on drums.Sure.It's from Beck's band.That's cool.I played with R.E.M. sometimes.Okay.Joey.And then they had a bass player who I don't know and another guy.
01:03:17But then the first few rehearsals, they're just getting the sound right.And then Liam shows up.He comes to rehearsal.And then everyone's kind of standing around and chatting.As soon as he's there, he's like, let's go.Let's start rehearsing.He doesn't want to, like, be friendly with anyone.No.
01:03:33And as their last song is Champagne Supernova of the set, and it has like a long fadeout.And he leaves during the fade out every time.He doesn't say goodbye to anyone.He just leaves right into the limo.Away we go.Would you be sad if there wasn't that energy in the film?Like if they were just like, hi, I'm here to practice.Well, brother, love you lost.
01:03:55It's good.We got back together.That's sort of the tension.And then they cut to their first live shows.People are freaking out.You meet a few fans.And then they start their show.Liam grabs Noel's hand.
01:04:11They go out together holding hands.Wow.And they play their first song.And I am like beaming.I'm like smiling so much.Does the guy take a picture of you?Yeah, like.I, I, like, I'm like bopping around to my seat.
01:04:29I'm looking around like, are other people bopping around?Were they?I couldn't really tell.They have these moments where it like goes into slow motion and you can't, then you get like Noel's like inner monologue.Jerry Seinfeld.I didn't know that was going to happen.Oh, all concerts should have that where they're just like, all of a sudden you hear the singer's inner voice while they're singing.That'd be great.
01:04:56Somebody do that.It was really great.Elvis was like, I felt.I was on so many drugs.And then the second song starts, and I'm just like, tears start covering from my eyes.And I'm like, what is happening?Is this a religious experience?Like, I wasn't expecting to have either the happy or crying reaction.
01:05:19And then somebody telling you.Somebody wailing is ruining the movie for everybody.I wasn't expected to have a happy or crying reaction.man goes to the cinema.I cry at about every fourth movie I see.And then the rest, then they like talk to more fans and then oasis is in different cities.They talk to like fans from every city.And it really kind of just takes the momentum out of the movie.
01:05:50And I never get it back.I never get any.How far in was this?40 minutes into a two-hour thing.Yeah, shit.And fans forevermore?Or did the brothers come back?Those brothers from, where are they from?
01:06:06Glasgow.Manchester.Okay.All right.If you said Glasgow, I would have believed you.I'll admit when I'm wrong.Yeah, no, they, um, fine.At the end, it's like, yeah, we're friends again, and our kids had never met each other.
01:06:20Oh.Because we've been fighting so long, and they have families now, and now the kids are best friends.That's nice.Yeah.Wild.Yeah.That's crazy.they wrote all those songs then never talked that much.
01:06:32And would like go to each other's concerts and boo to each other.It was the best.Their sibling fight was like the most cartoony Tom and Jerry.Totally.Yeah.Like of all the breakups,because a lot of times you just never hear about the break,you know, broken up band or duo.
01:06:47But then you'd hear all the time.They were saying stuff in the press.Or the breakups involved like relationships where you're like,okay, well, that's your ex now.Yeah, yeah.Like, for sure fight.But they do love to talk to the press.Like they would show like clips of them giving interviews.
01:07:03And they, it's not like you needed to be a big famous journalist to interview them.They, if you have a microphone, they'll talk to you.I also have to say they have such great hairlines.Like mighty, powerful, strong hairlines for 50-something year old men.You're so happy.You're weeping.Oh, look at these freaking hairlines.of these guys.
01:07:29Yeah, I'm down trying to think of, I mean, I've definitely seen movies.I was just thinking about the crowd.Have you seen like heavy metal parking lot?No.Have you ever seen it?No.Heavy metal like the film series?No, like it's the people in the parking lot for an Iron Maiden concert.
01:07:47And it's just them.It's just going from person to person and just like, he's not asking questions.He's just letting them do their thing.And it is fascinating.That sounds amazing.Yeah.This is the parking lot.Heavy metal parking lot.
01:07:59Is it a lot of the same kind of person over and over?Or is it just wild?It's wild.Yeah.And there's some people who are like,there's a guy I think he's called Leopard Man and he's wearing like full spandex leopardleopard outfit.Hell yeah.
01:08:13Yeah.There's characters in it where you're like, okay, that's this guy.That's this woman.I had an insane job.It was at like the Budweiser stage.Which then became like on.Terrio place presented by like LASIC or something.LASIC, the eye surgery?
01:08:33Yeah, I don't know.But I was working for Amex trying to get people signed up for,and you need to get a certain number, whatever.It was, but you.Do I get a T-shirt if I sign up?I don't, no, I don't think so.Okay.I think it was just like you got annoyed.
01:08:49Okay.And presumably in Amex, I really don't remember.But it was so interesting seeing, and it was for different concerts.I think I did it at like heart, which was so fun.Yeah.But I remember, I think it was Coheed in Cambria.Uh-huh.Like almost every person I signed up was named Mike.
01:09:09Like you would see the trend in names in first names of the concert.Wow.Yeah.And there was at least like 12.They might have all been my age because I went to school.Everyone in my age was in my grade was Mike or Dave.Oh, that's kind of cool.What was the popular name in your, were you testee?
01:09:31Were there seven tests?No, testy.No, test was not popular.But it's popular now.It's popular now.Yeah.It's in a lot of movies.I keep seeing a movie where I'm like, but I'm test.
01:09:45Isn't there?What's the one?Is it protecting tests or guarding tests?Guarding tests.I watched Barbarian recently.Her name's Tess.Oh.The mother.
01:09:55Yeah, that old skill is.woman.That shining woman taking a bath.I think she's just.All the great horror nudes.I'm trying to, like Amanda.Oh, yeah.Yeah, I was Amanda and Josh.
01:10:14A lot of Joshes.Yeah, there were a lot of Joshes.Justin.Oh, Justin.Lots of Dave's, lots of Justin.And now Justin can be an ex prime minister.Yeah.Which is insane.
01:10:26And a current Katie Perry husband, boyfriend.Yeah.Well, yeah, exactly.Wedding bells may be in there.Oh, I hope so.That would rule.Oh, the guest list at that wedding.Oh, my gosh.
01:10:38The mind reels.Somebody from the UN.Yeah.Left shark.Should we invite right sharks?No, no, they don't talk anymore.We'll get left shark here.They're like Liam and Noel.
01:10:52Yeah, exactly.Walk out holding fins.And then so were they good for the rest of the movie?They were like, we love each other now.Well, the rest of the movie was just concert footage.Oh, right.Then it's a beautiful concert.Yeah, it was great.
01:11:06It was...Do you know a lot of their songs, or do you know Wonderwall and...I know their first...Three albums?Yeah.I would say I know their first three albums pretty well, and I would say they sang nothingfrom beyond the second album.Okay.
01:11:21At the concert.But that's like...Those are where the hits are?Yeah.It's where the juicy...I really only know two, three, maybe.Do they have three really popular songs?Wonder while I know, Champaign Supernova.
01:11:33Live Forever.Does that look back in anger?Don't look back in anger.Okay.Live Forever, maybe.I think I sputter out.Supersonic?Maybe?
01:11:42Could be?Look, they go into Supersonic.That's the whole thing about the band.That's all, they all wrote it, but it explains Liam perfectly.The first lines, I need to be myself.I can't be no one else.I know a girl called Elsa, she's into Alka Seltzer.She sniffs it through a cane on a supersonic plane.
01:12:04Is that really hilarious?Yeah.Oh, man.What's this movie called?Don't look back in anger because it should be.I think it's called Don't get like an anger.Sorry, he was writing that down.He was handwriting that.
01:12:20Don't look back at Supersonic.The don't look back in the anger experience.It is called.Oasis don't look back in anger.Yeah, good.That's good.They had that. That's good.They wrote that song.
01:12:33Because it's the perfect title for their story.Yeah, yeah.It's a Noel.Noel writes all the songs.And Liam sings them all except Don't Look Back in Anger.It's one that only Noel sing.This is kind of a Christmas themed episode with his name being Noel.Yeah.
01:12:48Yeah, I guess so.Yeah.And also all our talk of Christmas.Yeah.Noel.I just want to point that out.We talk about baby Santa.Yeah.
01:12:55We talked about some sort of...Good King Wentz's lap.Yeah.Mother Teresa having a beef with somebody.Christmas on the mind.Yeah.It's that time of year.Guys, what's your favorite Christmas food?
01:13:10Oh, geez.For me, it's gingerbread there.For me, it's...I plug in a frying pan into the wall and that would make her own prize.Not where there's an outlet, though.I just kind of push.And it's ribbed.What's going on with you?
01:13:27Explain yourself.I will.Here I go.Calling you on the carpet.I was walking yesterday.Imagine it.You know, leaves are starting to change colors.Some of them are falling.
01:13:38Blue birds landing on your shoulder.Rats running around.Oh, did I say it, talk about seeing Elfrado the rat?Yeah, I think so.He's so big.Who is he?He hangs out around the JJ Bean area.He's so fat.
01:13:55He cannot.He can not walk fast enough for people not to see him.Like, he really...Who named him?The neighborhood.He's just El Frado.I've never heard anyone, but you say it.But he, like, freaked some people out, and then he...
01:14:10But he really just walked back home, like, I'm not running for anybody, you know?The rats are too big here.Yeah.I can see them from the car, and I don't think that's right.You can see them from space.Yeah.Like, I don't want to drive.around and be like, oh, there's rats scurrying around.
01:14:28Yeah, see, he doesn't scurry.He really takes his time.Yeah, he's a sign of poisoning, but that's just how he lives.Yeah, because he's just like, and he's got a spot.Like, he's got a spot.We see him all the time.Nobody better fuck with Elfranow.A few people sent us the article that rat was found in Alberta.
01:14:46Oh, yeah.Dead rat found out in Alberta.That's huge, huge news.That sounds like a, like a teen saying something.Like, rat found dead.after you say a cool insult.Do you know what I'm talking about?Go to them.
01:15:00Doing in context.I can't.Okay.Do a cool insult for us.Where you'd be like, I've been eating a lot of cheese lately and someone would be like, oh, rat found dead.Is this right?That's pretty good.Rat found dead.
01:15:14Is this right?Rat found dead in Alberta.Anyway, I think you were saying something.Yeah, it was at some point.Maybe we may have just had an out-of-body experience.I was walking and I saw on the ground.Alfredo, by the way, is something I made last week.Oh, yeah?
01:15:32Fetuccine.How fun.Fittuccini style.And it's, have you ever had this moment where you're like, what I, I walked by and I saw on the ground a wallet.And I was like, oh, fuck.Like, I can't just leave a wallet on the ground.So I pick it up.First of all, you look around for hidden cameras.
01:15:49Yeah, exactly.Is it?My name, John Kenyonius.Or little street is that.like lead to, I don't know.I'm not going to get JFL gagged.So, so I'm like, well, maybe he's got an address that's this address and I could justlike, whip it through his window.
01:16:07He lives on Burnaby.I'm like, I don't fucking go to Burnaby, man.It doesn't say what the unit is on this building.Oh, you're not going anywhere.Yeah, but I'm like, so I go through the stuff.I'm looking for some sort of hint, you know, of where he might live or whatever.Do you have a, is there?What's in there?
01:16:23Well, he had his driver's license.So I had an address, but it was in Burnaby, and I looked it up online, and it's just a gigantic building.So he could be anywhere inside this building.Who knows what the call number is?So there was no unit number with the address.It was, but sometimes the call number on the thing is different than your unit number.You're getting so ahead of yourself.He had so many credit cards.
01:16:48Okay.It was insane.Like I have one.Maybe I signed him up.Yeah, was his name Mike?Yeah.Are you talking about Mike?A Coca-Cola Amex.
01:16:56He had TD.He had...T-D.'s nuts?T-D.'s nuts?He had a piece of paper that said that.He totally burned me.Ooh, dead rat found in Alberta.But he had that.
01:17:17And then, like, then I'm just going through and trying to just figure out this guy's life.He doesn't have a health care card.he has a compass card.Your healthcare cards on the back of yourdriver license.Oh, my own or separate.I got two different ones.Oh, yeah, I used to too.
01:17:31Yeah.Yeah, and they fucked.I don't know why I said that.Yeah, well, because it was a cool thing to do.Yeah.Yeah.So he's got tons of credit cards, this guy.I can only imagine credit card debt through the roof.
01:17:43Yeah.You know, why does he have so many?Bad credit, no credit.How many credit cards do you have?I think I have.I had two.I don't know if that second one ever renewed.Yeah.
01:17:53I don't use it.And then Abby has,Abby and I share an account.Okay.That's nice of you.That's our arranger.Well,she has a credit card.
01:18:03I have a credit card,but the bill comes to Debbie.Nice.How many credit cards do you have?Just one.Me too.I just recently lost my,or like changed my account from it being like a young baby's account.
01:18:19Oh, yeah,like a Super Saver.Yeah,I had a Leo Young Savers account.And Leo was like, I don't even know if he's still around.Yes, he was a cartoon lion at the Royal Bank.Right.And I was like, I don't think I should have this anymore.
01:18:35I got a quarter every birthday that I have, so that's nice.Yeah, that's one bonus for me, I guess.But I can take out more than $15.I still have a very low threshold on what I can do in a day.Yeah, same here.Not this guy, though.he could charge it on all these.So he had, I would say, like, conservatively six credit cards, which is insane.
01:18:59President's Choice?No, he had an Aero Plan one.Yeah.And then no president's choice.Maybe a scene card.But like, there's no information on them.It doesn't even have his name on them.So they could be, who knows?
01:19:16He's got, I've got his driver's license.And then there's a little, there's a pocket where you put money and stuff, right?This is not just a car holder.This is like a full wallet.Got a pen in there in the middle.He folded up.There's a pen in the middle.And then he's got receipts.
01:19:30I'm like, here we go.I've got to figure out where this guy, where I can return this thing to so I can get it off of my chest.And he just picked up a game from E.B.Sports.Yep.Magic the Gathering game.And then on the note for the picking up, it said, sister will pick up.So his sister went to go pick up an E.
01:19:50He wrote that on the receipt?Yeah.Wow.Yeah.So like whoever at the store was like, you know, sister will pick.They were like, let sister have.Yeah.Don't make a big deal when sister shows up that she wants her magic gathering, the gathering cards.
01:20:05And then I was also like playing detective as like, well, he'd be going this way or coming this way when he dropped the wallet.Was he heading back to his car?Did he have a car?He had a compass card.So maybe only the transit, maybe he was walking up the hill.This is so fun.It was fun.Yeah.
01:20:21But it's also one of the things where it's like, if I didn't look down at that exact minute to see it on the ground, I wouldn't have had to bother any of this.Like, I just walked past it and it wasn't.Here's what I'm thinking the whole time is like, okay, he's got all these credit cards.So he's affiliated with all these banks.Put it in a little slot at a bank.I did one better, dropped in a mailbox because they will mail the whole thing.Oh.They will?
01:20:47Yeah.Well, I hope so.Yeah.Yeah, I googled that.They've got a great union.That's what it said on their website.They would return it if they got it in an address in it.So it had an address.
01:21:00He's got his e-be.He's got a big night coming up.He's got his Magic the Gallery game.Did you ever have those?Sister has game.Sister has magic game.Let sister in.Sister come upstairs.
01:21:15How long does it take to mail something to Burnaby?Wallet-wise.The sister needs game.Yeah.That's true.He's, and that's the thing, right?The credit cards, these can be replaced.Driver's license.
01:21:26But that thing to get the thing, he needs that sheet of paper.Yes.You are a good Samaritan.Not really.It should be you the Pastor L.Yeah.Guys, we're watching this later.Come for a watch party where I watch.
01:21:43I think, honestly, YouTube's never suggested anything like that.It's usually just like a big booty.chicks.Did your parents ever have the, I think there were war amps?Yes, the tags.Tags.That if you, it was like a keychain.It's when you donate, right?
01:22:05Yeah, you donate and they give you a keychain that has a code on it and that code isaffiliated with your address.So if you lose your keys, someone just takes them and puts them in a mailbox andthey'll get mailed to you.Yeah.So I like, yeah, I put it in the mailbox.which guess what?Hard to find a mailbox.
01:22:24Not easy like it used to be.Oh, no.That's kind of go on the hunt for a mailbox.Found one?It's the new pay phone.It is the new pay phone.That's sad.Yeah.
01:22:32I love, a mailbox is so comforting.Yeah.Also, because I feel like...Because my first boyfriend was Art2 D-J.My first boyfriend was Victor,the just for laugh sponsor.Oh, man.Yeah, and he loves a mail box.
01:22:47He loves a guy dresses a mailbox that stands up and walks away when you go toput something in.Can you imagine, honestly, how delightful it would be to be part of a prank for justfor last gags?Like to be on the planning committee?No, to be like the person it happens to.Oh, yeah.I love it.
01:23:05You come out of the porta potty and suddenly you're in a boardroom?Yeah, I'd be like, I know what's happening.This is the best.Did you just think of that?No, that's amazing.That's like their most famous one.Out of a porta potty and into the boardroom?Yeah, you go into the port of potty.
01:23:19Then they move an entire boardroom.and then you walk out and there's all these people in the meeting,they all turn around and look at you.I worry, I have the temperament that, like, wouldn't notice.I'd be like, oh, sorry, I'm late for the meeting.Like, I would think I had kind of gapped out.I would, yeah, I'm that way of like, oh, something's wrong with meat.Yeah, totally.
01:23:40This isn't a prank.I fucked up.Or I'd be, like, checking my phone and be like, oh, I walked into this meeting.You know what I mean?Like, I'm so accidentally outside of the events in my life.Or my genitals showing.My favorite is because a lot of them just stood there stupefied,and I'm sure they revealed that it was a prank.
01:23:56But once in a while, the person would go back into the porta,just closed the door.Maybe this will work.Who knows where I'll end up next to my traveling portmody.Are they all in French?Well, they're silent.Yeah.Right.
01:24:12But if someone were to say, like, where did this meeting come from?You don't hear voices.Oh, okay.It's just like, bidoo, bidoo, bidoo.Yeah.Do do do do.Yeah.And so that's why it's the most profitable thing just relaps has ever done.
01:24:27It's because they can sell it to every country.That's incredible.Laughter.It's a universal language.And also coming out of a toilet and it being in boardroom.It's a universal language.And not even a nice toilet.What's the, yeah, that is the best one, right?
01:24:41Is there another one I'm forgetting that's better than...Isn't there one where like a guy walks up dressed like a baby?That's another video.That's another video.That is...That's most Quebec culture.Yes.I feel like that is like a just Quebec clown.
01:24:56Yeah.It's like, what if a man was a baby?Okay, okay, okay.Okay.I'm getting the hang of this.What if Santa was a baby.What would that sound like?Fill your diaper with some actual Christmas poo.
01:25:09There you go.Yeah, so this guy, I don't remember his name.I want to say Andrew.I hope he gets his wallet back.And he's got to slim down that pile of credit cards, man.That guy's probably carrying a lot of debt.Yeah.The fact that he has to go from one to the other.
01:25:26Yeah, Andrew, I've got some Instagram accounts for you to follow.About financial planning and debt.A lot of things I don't understand and I'm trying to learn about.That is, yeah, I don't know.I don't get the multiple credit cards.No.But like, I remember in my 20s, I would get a, like, a letter from the best.bank every few months.
01:25:49Hey, we raised your credit level.Yeah.Stop.Oh, yeah.But then it, doesn't it give you a higher credit score?I guess so.I'm so confused about a credit score.Yeah.
01:26:02And when I watch, I feel like if I watch TV.Well, you came to the right place.That's why I took this meeting, walking out of a porta potty, seeing you too.That would be a really good move.If you come out of the porta potty and you're in a boardroom, you take charge.You be like, all right, I've called you all in your room.Yeah, bonjour, you have you called here because...Whenever I watch, if I go to a hotel and I watch local TV, there's always debt consolidation commercials.
01:26:30I don't really understand what that is.I mean, in my mind, I think I understand it, but I don't actually understand it.The debt's getting together, much like your driver's license in the health car.Exactly.When two debts love each other very, very much.Yeah, they do play them a lot during hockey games.They're like...Yeah.
01:26:45Like, went to this debt consolidation place.places and now the phone calls have ended.The phone calls from debtors or creditors, I guess.They put it all together and then.There's one simple payment.It's one simple payment.Do they go to the people like, look, you know you're not getting the full amount?They'll give you this.
01:27:04They maybe cut a deal with the people.Yeah.Like, you're never getting this.And look, we know this person's credit rate is going to be shot after this.Not our problem.I feel like those commercials always start with someone like temple ontheir head, like having, like, is debt getting you down?And it's just someone that just looks like me at neutral.
01:27:24Do you know what I mean?That's just like, oh, like stressed.Is debt getting you, Jen?No, this is unrelated.And also, dead is going to take more than debt to take me down.Well, on the ones I watch there, and I don't watch though.I'm not like, in my playlist.Well, your YouTube searches reasons.
01:27:42It's a lot of, like, personal stories.Like, I signed up for a welding course and it didn't work out.And now I'm in welding debt.And they threatened to weld me shut.I remember reading, because, like, in the 90s, it was a big narrative about the movieClerks getting made after, like, just all of credit cards.Yeah, yeah, yeah.I was like, if that movie didn't hit, he would still be in debt to this very day.
01:28:09Oh, absolutely.Like, maxing out a bunch of different credit cards.Was it, like, 90,000?Probably.Fish?Yeah.Yeah, that's too much.about your family.
01:28:18Yeah.Clarks.The Clarks.And I am in a lot of debt.It sucks.Yeah.If somebody could watch it, that would be great.Not as wacky as I expected.
01:28:32Is that kind of movie called?What?Indy?Indy, but didn't he invent a style?Was that called like Dogma 95?No, he did a movie called Dogma.Dogman 95 is like a movement from.From Denmark?
01:28:49Yeah.Wait, so that's not the movie clerks.No.I have got to tell this class I'm teaching.A bunch of words.You walk out of the toilet into a class?Okay, everybody.Dogma 95.
01:28:59Sit down.Alanis Morse said is God.Oh, yeah.Yeah.Dogma, I know that was popular when I went to film school.It was the dogma thing.You had to have certain things.I totally thought that was.
01:29:12No, it's like, I feel like Lars von Trier is maybe involved.Oh, that sounds right.Yeah.Well, that's, he did.It's like natural light.Yeah, and like, what's the music.You can't add music.It's all dietic music.
01:29:24Yeah, it's all dietic music.And it's all, it's all improv?Or is it, there's some rule about the acting.There's all these rules.Right.It was like mumblecore.You have to kind of ruin Bjork's life.Yeah, and you also.
01:29:35Yeah, and then you have to ruin Nicole Kidman's life.Then you have to ruin the audience's life that sits there and watches this terrible movie.Look, it should have used lights.Like, I can't see.Do you guys want to move on to some overheard?Yeah.Woo.By now you've heard Eurovangelists is the award-winning show all about the Eurovision song contest.
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01:31:28It's a segment where you hear things out there.It's never my favorite part of the show.Laws of Dogman.Yeah, these are the ten rules of dogman 95.Number one, shooting must be done on location.Okay.No dudes.No sets.
01:31:41Props and sets.This is all part of the number one.Props and sets must not be brought in.Okay.Have to be there already.Yeah.What?Is this a documentary?
01:31:56Number two, the sound must never be produced apart from the image or vice versa.Okay.Who wrote these?Well, you know, Lars von Trier was there.Thomas Winterberg, et cetera.Okay, okay.We've got the camera must be handheld.Get it off those sticks.
01:32:14The film must be in color.Okay.Go to hell, the artist.That's an easy.the achievable one.Must be a color?Okay.Optical work and filters are forbidden.
01:32:26Don't worry.I wasn't going to bring in any filters.I was going to put the Paris filter on it from Instagram.I was going to bring a prism.It doesn't say that you can't use a phone unless it does.I think this was pre-phone.Yes, so you can use a phone.Well, just a second.
01:32:41My dog, my 95 dreams.The film must not contain superficial action, murders, weapons, etc.God, what's supposed to happen in this movie?Is it?Wait, we are talking about a documentary.No, because they're like, the stuff is made up.Yeah.Yeah.
01:32:56But then you have to go find a room.You have to find a room that has stuff in it.Don't bring your own stuff to it.And it goes with the made up.The room has to go with the made up stuff, but be a real life room.Yeah, and you cannot have murders in it.No murders.That's superficial action.
01:33:10Superficial.Isn't superficial like, I care too much about my hair?Yeah, getting murdered is like the opposite of superficial.Yeah, that seems deep.Yeah.Temporal and geographical alienation are forbidden.Okay.Wait, what does that mean?
01:33:23What does that mean?Does it mean like it has to be the temperature of that geography?Temporal or geographical alien.Oh, it's anything that's like high concept, like travel.That is to say the film takes place here and now.Oh, God.Why not just say that?Yeah.
01:33:40Thanks for knowing that.Genre movies are not acceptable.Okay.Elis cannot be a cowboy with a beard.Okay.The film format must be Academy 35 millimeter.Or iPhone.Really?
01:33:53No.Damn it.And the director must not be credited.This is...But then why do they take that credit?Why are you like, aren't you doing this just to get chicks?But also, if you direct it, you don't want anybody.No.
01:34:06This movie sucks.I think I've seen one.I think there was one that we watched in film school and it did suck.And it shows you why all those things they have in films are so good.Oh, yeah.Like making up murders.Well, having a set.Yeah, having a set.
01:34:21things.Put some music on it.Picking props that you want to use for the scenes.By the next time I come back to this show, I'm going to have made one of these.I can just feel it.The way I'm going with my artist's way.And in total, the 35 films between 1998 and 2005 are considered part of the movement.So I don't, like, if you make one now, good luck.
01:34:41Oh, okay.It's not.You guys are too super special to do it either.Oh, come on.I'm always getting murdered.Okay.Okay. Now, for overheard, we always like to start with the guests. Tess?Oh, yeah.
01:34:54Do you have an overheard?I do. I actually went out in the world and heard this.Okay. That is exactly what we're looking for.Hang on to your butts.I was getting off a plane the other day, so I'd already been on the plane and I'd been flown by this pilot.Okay.And then on the way out, I saw him, and he was like 22.He was like the youngest guy I'd ever seen.
01:35:22This pilot has 22 minutes.That's nice.And I was playing in Canada, so.And he was talking to the flight attendant, and their conversation was, what's that song again?And she said, Mr. Brightside.And he said, yeah, I love that song.Song's probably older than him.Oh, yeah.
01:35:44He's probably conceived to it.Oh, yeah.That's why he loves it.Yeah.I was like, this is the moment when my dad came.Coming out of its cage.Oh, shit.It's coming out of his cage.
01:35:58Oh, God.Oh, man.Yeah, but I was kind of like, I want, it was so funny to have been flown somewhere by such a young man.Yeah.Like I was like, I guess as I get older, the people who are my doctors, my pilots, my lawyers can be younger than me.Yeah. At a certain point, you will want that.Yes.Like, I'm not going to when I'm 80, I don't want to see a 90-year-old pilot.
01:36:25Yeah, that's true.I went to, I had a doctor that was subbing in from my doctor and he was, what would be the minimum or the maximum age that you'd have to be to be a doctor?27?Minimum maximum?Yeah.Oh, yeah.Right.I think, I think like 26, because is it seven years?
01:36:45Yeah.Yeah.So he was like 25.And he had like a mullet.And like it was crazy.That's wild.I was seen being seen by a doctor with a mullet.I used to have such a hot young doctor.
01:36:56Yeah?Yeah.She was so gorgeous and she wore tiny stiletto shoes to work to be a doctor every day.And I was almost too intimidated to keep going in.Because I was never going in when I was like, I look good, feel good.Like I was going in when I was like, can you shave this word off?Something's wrong with my body.Nothing's wrong with yours.
01:37:13No.And I would just kind of sit there.And she was a little.bit mean and her nurse was mean and they wouldkind of like whisper and laugh.And I was like, I need new doctor.So you had a substitute doctor.Yeah.
01:37:25I love when there's a substitute because you can goof off a little bit.Yeah, he goes you a movie.We'd watch the black robe again.Ben, her, Ben,her.Dave, do you haven't overheard?Yeah, I was at the grocery store at theself-checkout and there was a guy,
01:37:44there's a guy like overseeing the self-checkoutsand he had someone washe was catching up with someonethere was an employee and a guy who's just standing next to the employeeand I don't know one of them said to the other oneand you call yourself Greekthis yogurt ain't even nothingcall yourself Greek where's you to Ziki
01:38:05yeah yeah you uh you only saw the Odysseyfive times oh man that must have been reallybig in the Greek communitythe Conan of the OdysseyResling.Yeah.The,what else?
01:38:18Bankruptcy.Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.Feda.Yeah.The austerity.Big weddings.
01:38:26I think that's probably.Did you see the Odyssey?Yeah.What was your favorite part?Yeah.Maybe we were both there at the same time.Dave was the one crying.Yeah, he was the one.
01:38:37Yeah, he was the one being happy and then shedding tears.I'm crying and then taking pictures from the front row.Yeah.I liked it.I thought that the parts withCaliopeCalliope?Oh no.
01:38:51Oh, no.It's okay.She learned it by reading.I learned it because I read so much.Is that Charlize Theron?Yes.I thought they shed light on how amazingthe rest of the movie was.
01:39:02Oh, because that part wasn't so good.Yeah, or yeah.I was like, oh, the whole movie could have kind of been like this.I don't know why those scenes were in there.Yeah.Like I know it's part of the story, but I didn't.What stuck with you the most?Cyclops?
01:39:15Maybe go back to your disguises.I've been just saying that a lot.Oh, okay.Mine, for me, it was the bags of cheese.The cyclops.Oh, yeah.He was like busy.Also, when the guys got turned into pigs,
01:39:28that was awesome.That looked like it felt so good.Yeah.Having your face just stretched into a pig.Yes.And anytime I'm doing any kind of hand thing now,I'm always a bit, go back to your disguises,back to your disguises.
01:39:39Yeah.I'm always a bit.I'd love, if there was a service where youYou could go in and just be turned into a pig for just a couple hours.Yeah.Just like doing a cold plunge, but you just go and you get turned it to a big for an hour.Until your boss comes back and it's like, hey, we need these guys turned back.I would love that.
01:39:55And if you have food that does it and hands that turn you back, that would be ideal.Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.The spa of my dreams.And that's the spa.Yeah.
01:40:05And also when they get out of the cave and they're like, I'm coming out of my cave and I've been doing.Just fine.Were you sad you couldn't hear the siren song?Or did you find it creative and good?Was I sad?No, I was not sad.I wanted to hear it.I would dashed myself against the rocks.
01:40:26I wanted to hear it.I was like, I could have this.I wanted to get a good look of them.I also liked with the one guy.Yeah, yeah.Yeah.That was great.Stupid idiot.
01:40:36I also, I was like, oh, there's a, you know,there's a reason psychologically these stories keep comingback after, you know, so many thousands of years or whatever.And just the climax being like a guy fights all of his wife's suitors in front of his son.I was like, oh, that's the, like, I'm like, what a, what a psychological thing that every man Iimagine is just like, I would love to fight any man who wants my wife in front of my son.I feel like that's something that you could witness somewhere in North America.Totally.
01:41:11At a Robbins Donuts anywhere.Exactly.And also, like, so they were putting wax in their ears, so they didn't hear the siren song.And then there's that other story about flying close on the sun with...Icarus.The wax, yeah.The wax, yeah.The wax, yeah.
01:41:27The wax, yeah.I was like, this is so fun.There must have been a lot of wax back then.Oh, absolutely.That's true.Lousy with wax.We don't really use wax a lot these days.Maybe it can be the new gas and we'll finally be saved.
01:41:39Yeah.I mean, I guess the thing I use wax for...It's car runs on wax.I use wax for the most.It's just when I seal an envelope.Yeah.My family's crest on it.I like pouring it on my hand and then it turns into wax on your hand.
01:41:51Oh, I do pour it on Willem Defoe's sexy body.That's right.I forgot to do that this year.Well, there's still a couple months left.What's that from?Body of evidence.Madonna and Willem Defoe have kinky sex.And Willem Defoe, I'd say, is famously ginormous.
01:42:08Oh, yeah.I do think I knew that.Okay, I'm going to watch that.later.That, you don't see that in the movie.You see him in another.No, that's,you see a shadow of it on the way.
01:42:18You can tell.I'll be watching it with my Dogma 95 checklist.As I'll be watching everything from now on.They do have sex in a parking lot and smash a light.Yeah.So they're using natural light a bit.Yeah, yeah.That's kind of a dog movie.
01:42:33It didn't really have much of a plot.Graham.Yes.Well, how about you?I was working.out of an office space.It was doing some brainstorming for a project.And there was a theater company down below.
01:42:49And one guy said,don't worry about it.You can barely hear the theater guys.And then like not even a minute later.Somebody's like,the fuck you will.I was like,whoa,
01:42:57Jesus,what kind of play are they two?I was in that play.I love a scripted swear.It never sounds like a swear in life.How do you do it?Like,how do you?
01:43:10Because like,How do you do it?How do I do it?Well, you can all fuck right off.Like, I feel like it always sounds like someone is covering up a British accent, even if they don't have one.Yeah.That's how I do it.It's like when you're in high school and you're like, oh, they're letting us write a play.
01:43:32And we can be as adults as we want.Well, let's put some fucks in it.Oh, yeah.Yeah.Yeah.What's his name?Don't say another fucking word.That was good.
01:43:43Was that good?Yeah.And I don't know when I'm like, it's always like this.I don't know what I'm referring to.It just in my, it's hard to deliver without just really hitting that swear.Yeah.Yeah.And the audience goes, oh.
01:43:56The air gets sucked out of the room.That's got her.Oh, boy.She's a David Mamet that does all the swearing.Yeah.You big swearing guy?Yes, I think so.Now, we also have overheard sent into us by people all over the world.
01:44:08I'm such a big David Mamet fan.I named all my kids after him.I got four sons.And you named yourself after his main name.Glenn.Gary.Glenn again.And Ron.
01:44:23If you want to send one into us, you can send in it to SBI at Maximum Fun.org.This first one comes from Michael from Michigan.Overheard of a wedding.A man desperately trying desperately to leave conversation at his table.And as I walked by, he said,they were so afraid of wildfires that they shut down thegrid prophylactically.This guy's first time doing a big word.
01:44:48Yeah.These are yours.Both.Prophalactic being like a condom.Condom.What word is he looking for?Preventatively?Michael said proactively, thought maybe.
01:45:01Oh, okay.Yeah.Prophalactically.But, you know, that's not, it's not.That, I mean, we need to look at.as many solutions as possible.Yeah, we need to shut down the grid.And if a condom on something is going to help.
01:45:16We've got to shut this grid down teradactyl.There was...Another P-word.Silent, though.That's cool, but deadly.Yeah, there was in Shover Shrek, Shrekmark,waiting in line to get a prescription,and there's, like, where you wait is all the condomile.
01:45:33And one of the condoms is called raw.And I was like, Jesus Christ, is that, like,ugh, feel raw down there.Sounds bad.Condem Is crazy.No matter what aisle I'm in, I end up at the condom aisle.They've really kind of, they're now like...They got sex toys in there?
01:45:51Barely, though.They don't have any big ones.No, they don't have...But they've got vibrating this and that.Yeah, they do.I've used a vibrator for vocal warm-up stuff before.For real?Yeah, yeah.
01:46:01You, like, put it on your face and it chills out the muscles, and then you're like,Oh, good king of wins, s's a loss.And I feel.like I got it at choppers.It was like,hey,this was not on my bingo card.This next one comes from Kirk H.
01:46:19in Vancouver,a guy who co-hosts the Simpsons trivia night once a month.Hi, Kirk.Oh,he's so nice.He has an over-dreamt.In my dream,I was going to see Graham do stand up
01:46:30in the back of a pet store.That's not the boring part,he says.And at the end of the show,you reminded everyone about the upcoming Spy Live show,which is happening on October 16th,happening at the same pet store.So on my way out, I went to pick up a ticket,
01:46:43but the clerk at the countertried to dissuade me from buying itbecause you guys are not doing enoughfor the drone community.Fuck these guys.I hope no one buys a single ticket.And I really hesitated coming on the show todaybecause of that.
01:47:02And I was like, I don't want to upset the drone community.We're not anti-drone.We're just, yeah, when it's no sporting.We feel their self-sophistic.I'm not taking sides in this whole drone thing.To me, that dream?That's anything before you've got a pet store watching a show?Incredible.
01:47:18When you say, he says the show's in the back of a pet store.Are you picturing a pet store like they are now with just food and poop bags?Oh, I was.Or are you picturing lizards?I was picturing lizards immediately.Yeah.Wals of goldfish.Guinea pigs.
01:47:36Those are the big ones, right?They don't do birds.I guess they're.Like a birds sometimes in a pet.Oh, yeah.Fish, lots of fish.No birds plays at my live comedy show.Yeah, nobody bring a bird.
01:47:45Are you scared of birds?I just think they can't keep their mouths shut.That's true.And they'll fly it right in here.Much like a modern comedy audience.Are you fair to birds?Am I afraid of birds?Yeah.
01:47:55No.I thought a bird was a cat on the way here.Oh, that's kind of scary.Yeah, I was like, that cat is so small.And then it was like, caca.And I was like, okay, check mate.Comedian destroys bird.This last one comes from Alice in Salem, Oregon.
01:48:12At the gym where my kid takes swim lessons,there was a big hot tub next to the pool.Today I saw a woman lounging in there whilst gnawing on an ear of corn.You bring your corn in with you.You boil it.I once saw someone eating corn on the cub on the bus, and I was disgusted by it.Yeah, that's disgusting.Yeah.
01:48:31It's a home or backyard-only food.Or fair.Clipping nails on the bus was the other thing.I was like, unacceptable.That's a classic.I feel like people...The corn on the bus goes chomp, chomp, chomp, ding, chom, chomp, chom, chomp.She's doing a typewriter.
01:48:51Yeah, the classic cartoon style, well done.Yeah, that's the only corn I know.Well, in addition to corn that is written in, we also accept your phone corns.If you want to corn us, send us a corn memo.prick up your ears.This really is a fall episode we're talking about.I don't really get to hear of corn stuff.Send a voice mode to SPY at maximum fun.com.
01:49:22Or call us at 1.844-779-631.That's one.Corn.Spipod, corn.Oh, man.That is really doing it for us.Pretty useless information as well.And here we go.
01:49:42And, and okay.And we're talking about 969.And these are the calls.And here we go.Hi, Dave, Graham, and possible guest.This is Kay calling in from Montreal, but this was heard last week when I was in Toronto.It was a family in the bike lane.And the father was telling the kid who was maybe eight years old.
01:50:05Now remember, be careful.Because if someone kills you with their car, they'll feel bad.too.Well, off I go.Won't somebody think of the person in the car?That's, that, that person knows their kid.Yeah.Like, they know the kind of stuff.
01:50:21Like, you're not afraid to die, but that guy's going to feel bad forever.Totally, but you really don't want to make other people feel bad.Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.Yeah, which is like a real type of kid.And it's a real type of parenting, too, right?Yeah, totally.Just think about would you want this done to you?Is this, would you like this type of treatment?
01:50:37I mean, yeah.Oh, thank you.Oh, it's so bad too.Like, that's a nightmare is like hitting someone with my car.Oh, yeah.I had friends that the only thing that would cheer their kid up was if they had a story that it had happened to them once.So they were constantly lying to be like, I remember.I once skin my knee after being picked up from the park by my parents.
01:51:00Okay.And she'd be like, really?Like it worked every time.She just wants to be heard, you know?It just wants to be seen in our world.Did this happen on location, as per the rule of dogman 95?It's happened right here.God, what kind of movie would you even make?
01:51:18Well, for instance.Yeah, is it like just talking?It would be mostly just talking, wouldn't it?Talking, but yeah, talking and being like, I'll turn on the tap in this room.Yeah.The tap master.Okay, next call.Hi, Dave Graham and Possible guest.
01:51:38This is Julie from Colona, calling in with an overheard.I was just walking from the Y to my carand there was a middle-aged man sitting in his car in the parking lotwith his windows wide open and I think talking to his kid on the phoneand he said, oh, you're in drama.Drama kids are weird.And I just thought, you're not wrong.Yeah.
01:52:02Okay, if I go.Drama kids, aren't we are a drama kid?Oh, yeah.Wow, Dead Rat found it.In Alberta.Oh, man.Like, yes.Yes.
01:52:20But, like, is the dad saying to the child, like, oh, you're in drama.Hey, drama kids are weird.Or is he being like, you're now weird or.Or he's going to go.Don't worry about it.They're weird.Right.Oh, yeah.
01:52:32Like, is he being bullied at drama?Yeah.Be bullied.By, like, someone's getting a bad back rub or?Yeah, I was like, you're using the vibrator on your face wrong.Dad, I zipped one.I should have zapped.It's okay, son.
01:52:50The guys are getting up on the dolls.These are all sorts of musical things.Oh, yeah.Were you in a musical when you were in high school?Yeah, I was in a musical, yeah.I was in a musical called Lapper, ring any bells?Because I think it's just written for high schools.But I played a grandma.
01:53:08I played like some 90-year-old, you know, on Marks Brothers movies where there's like one old woman that's constantly.The Dowager?Yes, the Dowager.I played the Dowager of the Flapper Universe.So there are all these pictures of me where all the other girls in my class are like absolutely tarted to the nines, flopping their way through the 20s.And I put a pillow on my ass and was like clutching my pearls with a cane.Yeah.Yeah.
01:53:35Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.I was myself the whole time.Yeah.Yeah.That's great.Thanks.
01:53:38And, you know, Red Lobster, they loved the receipts.How you felt about the pilot, someone in the audience was like, wow, they're making young dowagers now.Yeah, dowagers having dowagers.And your final, overheard of the week.Hey, Dave, Graham.I was getting up with my kids the other day, taking them to school.And my eldest says, don't touch me to the youngest.Don't touch me.
01:54:08I'm a germaphobe.And the youngest says,germaphobe.What is that when you're afraid of Germans?Anyway.Pretty good.Anyway, that's my time.That's my time.
01:54:20Thanks for coming out in supporting life comedy.Great stuff.Yeah, great stuff all around.A lot of Germans are really nice.Yeah.Are you German?No.Oh.
01:54:34I am.Close.Kinsey.Is he a German?Yeah.Werner hurts.Renner Herzog.And then...
01:54:41That woman from Anatomy of a Fall.Oh, yeah.Is Mads Mickleson from there?No, where's he?No, I think he's Danish.Denmark.Okay.Well, that brings us to the end of this podcast.
01:54:55Tess?Is Mads Mickleson Danish?We don't have time.Yeah, exactly.I'm getting the light.Tess, thank you so much for being a guest.Thanks for having me, you guys.Where can people see you?
01:55:06Where can they find you online?They can find me in my neighborhood looking for Alfredo the rat.Online, I'm on my own Instagram, which is my name.Yeah.And that's kind of it.Oh, is this a plug?I'm also in a Netflix movie coming up that's coming up at Christmas time, or but it's coming in November.It's called Guarding Stars.
01:55:30Guarding Stars.Yes, and I'm in that film.And what is it?I mean, well.From guarding test to guarding stars.Yeah.The test and guarding stars.Yeah.
01:55:41Can't quite make it work.Yeah, I can't quite write it down either.Yeah, I keep getting to the edge and I have more words so I have to write it down the side.Yes.Well, thank you.And thank you everybody out there for listening.If you happen to stumble upon a yearbook, do the right thing and make a nice autograph in there for whoever lost it.Come on back next week for another episode of a stop podcast to yourself.
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