Tell Em Steve-Dave - #653: Vinegar Boy

Episode Date: September 29, 2025

Dubai chocolate, Q meets everyone, robot taxis, Christmas, Christopher Meloni, a HUGE announcement is dropped.

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we are going to break down one of my all-time favorite cartoons ever, the 67 Spider-Man cartoon. So like I said, if you aren't a member, October's a pretty good month to give us a shot. And it only $1.25 a week or $2.50 a week, if you want video, it's absolutely the best deal in podcasting.

All right? Okay, on with the show. Thank you. I don't think I would hate get him as a child, though. Think of the way he himself said they all hated them at the camp. I was like, who the fuck is this midget that he's hanging out with? I love football more than I like I love football more than I like friends.

Tell him, Steve, Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave with BQ. Hello. And with Walt. Yo. Walt, you know what everyone is talking about. It's all anybody's talking. about um Dubai chocolate

no I do not buy chocolate Dubai Dubai the country makes chocolate now I know there's some sort of internet fad I saw it when I was walking the dogs it was on one of the windows the chocolate store downstairs it's from Dubai and that's a big deal I don't know what it means but yeah but it says we have Dubai chocolate it's probably very rich chocolate

I like that you like that I think it's a TikTok fad yeah what isn't what isn't yeah I'm sure that's not what you're not going to know hoping I said though Dubai chocolate I was not aware of now now I am there's a style

of chocolate bar filled with cat I don't have to say that right chopped filo pastry and pistachio tahini cream

I mean it sounds fucking delicious you can get some yeah about an hour about an hour you can go downstairs and I'm sure they're swimming

in it they have like seven signs over the window oh do they I'll fucking go for it heavy on Dubai chocolate it's one of those things like remember

was it cronuts or something like that. Was that it, get them? Cronuts. It was like a bagel and a donut. Yeah. Oh, I don't ever remember seeing that. Or something like that.

It's a pastry created in trademark in 2012 by the French pastry. It looks really unappealing. Yeah. A bagel with... Is this cruel? Because I don't know if you know this, BQ. Brigh gave up sugar and weed last week.

For how long? I couldn't wait for one week and you get your shit together. I got it together, man. Got me a job. Now we're talking about Dubai chocolate and going on. I got to tell you, I feel weak, man. I am weakened from hunger. Really?

Yeah, because I'm not doing it. I mean, I gave up sugar, but I'm trying to diet, so I look good when you travel next month. Oh, I see. All right. So he's just going to starve myself? Well, I kind of weed because, like, at night, well, first off, you know, like I don't really smoke anymore.

I just use the edibles. So it's not as hard to, like, get away from it. But I found that with weed, I did not have the self-restraint to not eat at night. Yeah. The munchies? It's real. Oh, it's real. That's the thing.

That's real. Get the fuck out of here. I'm telling you. Oh, wow. It's great. It's great. It's awesome. Why is it great?

It tastes so good, everything. Yeah, it really does. You're right. You just love it. He's just so happy to be sitting there eating popcorn at 1 a.m. Yeah. Like for me, it was like a big old bowl of ice cream with caramel syrup on. Marybeth would be night after night.

They're going to be this shit enabling. I can't tell you how many times I rolled my eyes at some fucking moron who was like, I got the munchies, bro. Oh, really? Do I have a fucking gun that I could just kill you and then me with if you say that word one more time? Oh, jeez. It's so corny. Yeah, it's corny, but it is true.

There has to be some science to it. It must have to it. There is a science to it. Yeah, there's something that triggers some fucking hormone in you. Right. It makes you want to eat. It's good, though. Good?

I mean, you know. Homeone. Trying to get, trying to get healthier, going on walks and stuff. I got to lose weight, man. You're in one of those phases. Yeah, getting older. And this time, I say it every time, man, because I yo-yo. Mm-hmm.

I'm thin, then I'm fat, then I'm thin, then I'm fat. This time I'm like, for real this time. Yeah. I think, I think this time is for real because did you hear he took a hammer to the volcano? And I'm in a fucking fit of, of a sugar about fucking. This episode is destroyed the volcano. A munchy induced. Yeah, I was like, fuck Quinn.

I was like, Quinn's fault. Are you bought it for him? Yeah. It was a gift. Yeah. Well, to be fair, that he also took an axe to Frank Fives' weed. Oh, his weed chairs? Those weed chairs he got him.

He never gave me these. He knew what it would do. Chopping up anything. Like, Art, we have no more pots in the house. I'm like, it's too close. Throw them out, Mary Beth. Is she joining you on this sober journey? No.

No. Last week you said she wasn't. I thought she was, but she's not. She still likes to take her tincture at night, the little, this edible gel that she puts on a little, like, piece of candy. I mean, it's almost nothing. She takes almost nothing. It doesn't take anything to get her high. So I thought she would have joined, but she said no.

And did you ask her to join you? Take my hand, Mary Beth. Let's walk into. From the grip of addiction. Yeah. Drug free. Let's walk together. Sugar free.

Not headache free. Oh, boy. That's the thing about dieting. You always have some sort of, like, low-level headache at all times. Yeah. It sucks. It blows. But I figure, like, I'm like, if I can do it until we go away, that'll be pretty.

That should be a pretty decent job starting. And then I can, you know, because I know I'm not going to be doing it where we're going. Right, right, right. What does that mean? You're not going to be doing it. I won't be dieting, like. What about the pot? You think that's it?

You think you're, that's it. You'll never, ever touch any cannabis. Oh, he'll definitely touch cannabis on that vacation. Yeah, I don't want to say never, ever. Why is it, why is that vacation, why is it a prerequisite that cannabis has to be? It's not. I'm just a realist. He knows me.

I'm not stopping. Take my hand, cute. I asked him last week Once he felt like he was over the hump Would he grab you by the By the fucking neck And be like, you got to do this Like get right in your face

Yeah And be like we're both doing this But Merit Mepter says no And it's okay What like you Shaking him I want you to live Living just the way I want

Buddy What do you worry about all BQ So the big news, I happen to see a short video online starring BQ. Starring me? Yeah. Hanging outside the Key West Theater holding up two fingers. Oh, yes, yes. Oh, I didn't know where you're going with this.

Yeah. Yeah, QS2. We put it on sale. Just went up. I saw some people buying Justin Kyle already. Went up for sale Monday. The Event Bright is up for sale. We're already more than halfway sold out.

Like two days. Yeah, pretty good. Day and a half, really. Yeah, something like that. When's it roll? What date? April, the weekend of April 10th. Okay.

Next year, yeah, there it is. Oh, 2026 of? Yeah, 226. April next year. April of 2025 pass already? Yes, that was when we did the first one. Oh, yeah, all right. Yeah.

A little out of, it's out of touch. It's not because sugar, we, because I don't care. I don't have a real job anymore, so I don't even know what day it is. I don't even know what month it is. Sometimes I just wear the same. clothes for days on end. Really? I do the same.

I'm guilty of that. I'm only kidding. I don't do that. I know you do. I don't want to be pigeonholed in the same fucking boat. Walt, take my hand. I'm already there, brother. Give up changing clothes.

Yeah, I'm very excited. Walt, you did make a promise that he would come down next year. I did? Yeah, you did. It was a pinky promise? It was not a pinky promise. Okay, then I'm good, then. I mean, so they are.

Everybody heard you. But I guess nobody believed you. I don't know. Well, we'll see. I got time to see if I can get my affairs on order. I got affairs to sort. I understand. April's.

If you can get it done by April, sure. Yeah, really excited. Started talking to some artists, you know, new. Right. It's going to be great. It's going to be great. And, of course, we'll be there. We'll have a good time.

We'll see if we can get Jimmy the Hair guy. Oh, wait, didn't I ban him? Did you ban him? you know right now he just collapsed it was one of the other it was like it was something like that uh oh yeah and there he is yeah this is the other picture I saw and I didn't I did not until I read it

I was like who the fuck is this midget that he's hanging out with that doesn't do it for you huh it's a little guy it's a little guy right there that guy's 85 years old yeah he doesn't look at what ringo star is 85 that's ringo star yeah that's ringo baby holy shit what happened to wringo he looks great he does look great but he lost some height he is he is very thin but he's 85 and he's got so much energy and for like a guy who's been a legend his entire life

he's so warm and nice and stuff like that so he's gonna be appearing at q west i don't want to say that but it's possible it is definitely impossible that wringo star won't there's no fucking okay because he's holding up the two for q west i thought that he was I feel like I'm going to be there, too. I never made that connection. That's just his thing. He's always about peace and love, so we just made the thing. I thought this was a QS2.

Well, it is now. Well, you started the rumor. I didn't. Wow. I didn't think of that. Yeah. And how on Earth are you in the same room with Ringo Starr? It's a great question.

And this is not the first beetle you've met. No, he met Paul McCartney too. I didn't meet Paul McCartney. Paul McCartney liked his show, though. Oh, he liked your show. I was Paul McCartney's favorite in the show. Yeah. That's right.

Yeah, every living beetle I got. No, I was in L.A. last week, that's why I was on the show. And I was in the lobby of a sunset marquee, which is just the greatest fucking hotel in the world. And a guy comes out to me, and he asked me for a photo with, he asked me for a photo. He's like, oh, my God, I'm a fan. When I watch show with my kids, would you mind? And, you know, me, I'm always just won the full about that. Accommodating.

Yeah, took the photo. And then, and I noticed they were loading in all this. this equipment. That's the lobby of the Sunset Marquis, and they have this really cool bar to the left, that door to his left, and they were loading all this filming equipment in there. And I go,

wow, I wonder what they're doing here today. He just says, making conversation. And he goes, oh, he goes, Ringo Starr is doing an interview.

I really, I really was hoping that was Ringo Starr, and you didn't recognize him at first. I was ready to fucking bounce. You didn't recognize him? Well, I got a good excuse.

I had to have my glasses on. You know, TV's 70. inches I did I dwarfs my TV I really did I didn't catch him yeah he he didn't look like the Ringo that uh I haven't seen him in a while but yeah now obviously it's definitely him though yeah so he was doing an interview and his manager said and I and the end the guy goes yeah I'm his manager and I go you're Ringo's manager I was like can I meet him and you could tell he was like he must get that request all the fucking time you know what I mean I started on his face with

and I was like dude I said do not worry I said the guy's fucking in his 80s and he's a legend. I said, absolutely, don't worry about it. I said, I get it. And then Ringo happened to walk in and the moment was right there. So I walked up to who? Well, the manager walked over to him

and then said, this is my friend Brian, would you mind? And he was like, oh, and he made a little joke of too. We talked for, if it was a minute, it was a minute, you know what I mean? And then, because you don't want to take up the guy's time, you know. What's he busy doing?

Well, in an interview for one. Okay. you drop any Ringo like that you're like anything that he could like give you kind of cred like it don't come easy right Ringo no no oh it sure don't come easy right Ringo where you're going like I'm from an island in the Atlantic as well ringo it's the two of us island boys he was super nice and super warm in the brief and try it was really and then he doesn't shake hands so he fist pounded he's a fist bumper kind of guy. Oh, that's fucking just, I was like, I fucking just fist pounded a beetle, man. How fucking sweet is that? Not many people can say that, I bet.

Not. And then right off camera, um, waiting to talk to him was Robert Daltry, the lead singer of the who? Roger Daltry. Yeah, so I was like throwing from it. Robert or Roger? Roger Dulles. I said, Robert, I'm sorry.

I mean, yeah, Roger Dahl. It was like, my head was spinning. I was like, no, I don't know why I said, Robert. I know it's Roger Deltry. The world am I living in. Yeah. Oh, really? And I didn't, him, I didn't realize it was him at first.

And so he's sitting on the couch in the lobby and, like, the manager was like, oh, just wait here one second. We're going to get Ringo set up. So I sat down and I was sitting next to this guy, it's Robert Duljury. And they were playing the Hollywood, the Who was playing the Hollywood Bowl that night. I didn't know anything. And so I look at him and he looks at me and I go, hey, you know, I'm just friendly. And he looks around.

He goes, I like this place when it was crumbier. And then I realized that it was Robert. Roger Daltrey Did he have the accent still? Yeah, he has Yeah, not heavy like Ringo is like heavy heavy But Daltry was looking around And once he, because the Sunset Marquis was famous

Back in the day, like the 70 days For being like the rock and roll It was like the party hotel, right? It was it. It was like Tom Petty lived there for For almost a year one time Like people just The Rolling Stones stay there all the time Like it was just legendary type place like that

And now when you check in you have to sign this waiver That you're not going to throw a party like that but it really is like the most it's my favorite i mean every time it's just the best hotel in the world you know though you know about roger right he was a fucking he was a legit like badass rowdy yeah thug so he'd beat asses like he was just so he's still in pretty good shape was he really oh yeah he didn't know that about him was an aggressive fucking street brawler hmm yeah you didn't fuck around roger oh i didn't fuck around with him now Once he said that, when he says

I like this place when it's crumbier. Me too. Then two came together. I realized it was him. And I said, I mean... Hold up their two fingers. Yeah. Picture me, Roger.

Just to see this, Roger. What are you doing in April? That would be amazing of Roger Daltry and Ringo down to Q West. It would be well. So then he goes, and then I realized what it was. And I was like, oh, yeah, I go, you must have some fun nights in here. And he went, oh, yeah, yeah. And he looked around.

And then we were just sitting there silently. And I was like, I saw you play the Staple Center. I go, it was a great show. You mean, you were at that show. Right, yeah. And he goes, oh, thanks, thanks. And then he gets up and he says to the manager, just how ringer, I'll call him later and walked out. It's like, I chased away adultery, man.

Rock and roll royalty. Yeah, I chased him right the fuck out. I had two sentences with him, and I fucking blew it. Yeah. But, uh, yeah, so yeah, it was, it was that fucking mind blowing to meet a beetle. and a member of the who. I mean, in one, not

similarly within an hour of each other. I mean, you're talking five minutes of each other, yeah. It's BQ, man. That's the life of BQ, man. Yeah. Can you believe it?

I mean, it's way more exciting though at me and him are doing. I met the Instacart lady the other day. Oh, man. Yeah, it was a great trip, though. It's good a check. That's cool. Was it business or pleasure?

Mostly pleasure, actually. Some business, I had some business out there, but it was a lot of seeing, because, you know, when we shoot the show, I don't get to see any of my friends out there all that much because I'm not going out there. So I was catching up with that. So when I did meet The Mandalorian. Oh, the John Wayne's son? Brendan, grandson, grandson, grandson, me and him hung out for a weekend. Like, we were at a charity thing for a weekend, the fucking greatest. Did he teach you the walk?

He didn't. I don't think I can learn the walk. That guy, he was down. Does he walk like the Mandalorian and or is it something that he gets into, it's something he gets into Mandalorian mode? He gets into Mandalorian mode. And he, he credited Carl Weathers with a lot of that physical acting that he does in the suit.

Really? Yeah, he said Carl was the one that was like, just giving him acting like, this is how you let, you know, you're a father now, talking about Groger, like your character's father's father. He's got to be softer now. And like, that's what I'm saying, Brandon, he was telling me all these fucking cool stories about his grandfather. Oh, about the Duke?

He was telling stories about the fucking Duke, dude. He remembers the Duke? How old is he? He was nine years old when his grandfather died. So he has some, he has some memories of him. He has memories. What are some of the things that can you tell him on air? Yeah, he said he told stories about his grandfather, like, shoot and skeet with him

off the back of their boat and his boat and stuff. And apparently Clint Eastwood wanted a date his mother. And like, who was married to? Oh, no, no, no, no. No, no, who's just telling the story, the Duke's daughter? Clint Eastwood and Harry Dean Stanton wanted a date of him. Harry Dean Stanton and John Wayne was like, nah, something like that. Like, weird stories like that.

Clint Eastwood at that point, or was Clint Eastwood looking up and comer? Or maybe even an unknown at that time. I don't know. I don't know. Oh. How do you turn down Clint? I know someone cooler, and that's fucking John Wayne. I want to, do you think he turned, do you think he, uh,

rejected Harry Dean Stanton because of his looks. He looked too goofy and oddballish. No, a lot of the stories seem to be around, like his grandfather seemed to have really opinions about men, men's, you know, like a man man, man.

Yeah, yeah. It's only a man's man is going to date his daughter. Yeah, I guess so. See, I don't know. Like, I wonder, yeah, I never even thought of it that way. Like, would you want somebody who's more like, in touch with their person like their feminine side.

This was the, you know, 50s and 60s. I don't think anybody was worried about that, bud. Yeah. I think feminist side would be back slanded by the Duke. Backhanded. You're going to act like a bitch. You're going to get hit like a bitch.

I want to tell you about my feelings, Duke. that movie you did it really something about it just brought me wrong Duke you're so mean to those

idiots why you got to kill the Indians stolen land Duke come on Duke Come on, Duke. Quit slapping me.

Let me tell you, little bitch. You got to get another one. You open that trap. That'd be something that gets slapped by the Duke. Like, later on, I feel like, yeah, there was this one time I was trying to date his daughter and evidently it was two fames. He slapped me? Yeah. But his grandson's like, dude, fucking great dude.

Great dude. I want Sunday, Jeff, to meet him. I want, because this guy will make you love Star Wars. Okay. He loves the fucking, this guy loves the man. I would like that to happen. If you can make that happen, that would be so interesting because a little bit of my soul still is, still hurts a little bit when I hear Sunday talk about Star Wars

because, you know, when I met him, he was Gaga for Star Wars. I mean, like nobody else I know. Yeah, and now it is, that flame has been extinguished. Yeah. And I don't know if it could ever be reignited. I have the guy. Yeah. And if he's ever on this coast, I feel confident we can get him on the show.

Oh, okay. We're like, we got a little piece of carrots. What is it about, like, what did he say that kind of made you realize? like that he was the guy that could bring, like, bring people back who felt betrayed by Star Wars. I saw him have the effect on people because he just loves it so much. First of all, the Mandalorian's good, you know what I mean? So it's like, it's the thing that everybody's kind of green. But nobody really knows what, like, what he looks like and everybody's Pasquil is what they think is the mandolian.

A lot of people think Pasquale's the guy with that walk. Yeah, I know. It's unfair. Right. It's unfair. Yeah. So it's like. Like if Sunday just met the guy

And he's like on the Mandalorian I don't know if Sunday would be like Who's this crazy guy? Sure, I'm the Mandalorian too Yeah, I guess I'm also John Wayne's grandson When TSD draws him in right Oh man, you got a lot of cooks listening

Yeah, but I mean Just the way he talks about The experience I thought he was a stunt man the guy who was the mandolian. I thought that's why he had so much like swagger about him. Yeah, I think he was a stunt man at one point.

Yeah, he was a stunt man. Yeah, he was a stunt man. And, you know, they just needed the guy for the suit. And then they came on him. But yeah, all the stuff of the way he walks, the way he stands, it's like fucking perfect. Now, not to take anything away from Pascal because he was great as Reed Richards. But how bad is it when when they see that first time Pascal and the Mandalorian

But they're like, we've got to get another guy to walk. Right. You're not walking the right way here. I'm practically skipping. I assumed it was a scheduled thing where they were like, look, like, we want to have you on the show, but you don't have to come to set. Okay. That makes more sense then. Yeah, that's the way that I understood it.

Because I was always scratching my head. I was like, my surprise. When I found out that it wasn't him in the costume moving around like that, I was like, oh, wow, okay. I thought it must have been like. maybe like Jerry Lewis, you know, he walked him in the costume or something. No, no, no, he's just, I think he isn't like he is in the costume

at certain times because he takes his helmet off during the show at points. Oh, definitely, yeah. So, definitely time. But most, there's some episodes, especially early on, where I guess he just, he could be in an animation still, like in a studio, an audio studio, oh, it's recorded his line.

I think most of, most of his performance on the show is just. Like a cartoon, basically. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's just doing voiceover. What season is the Mandalorian? It's still on? I think there's a movie coming out. Oh, God.

The trailer just came out yesterday. It looks so much fucking fun. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Goku's back, right? Groku's back, baby. Sigourney Weaver's in it, which she's fucking, you know, always good season. Like, Scorni Weaver, yeah.

Yeah, but it was, and it's directed by Favreau, and he directed, like, the first thing. It just looks cool, but there's a shot. This is why I want fucking something. There's a shot of the adats walking on a cliff, and I guess the mandolian blows up something on one of its leg, and you see it just, like, crumble and start falling down the cliff. And it's like, oh, that's fucking cool, man. Like, finally, like, here it is. Yeah, and, you know, they're using puppets. Like, a lot of the creature effects are puppet.

Oh, really? Oh, baby Yoda's still now, huh? Back to Frank Oz days, huh? Yeah. Yeah. Sunday loves practical effects. That's what I'm saying. That guy's practical effect.

He was in one of the recent Star Wars movies. I forget his name. But it's all puppets and shit. Is Baby Yoda still loved beloved? I think so, yeah. Yeah. I remember when he first came out, man. It was a phenomenal.

Yeah. It was rabid. Yeah. As it should be. Look at that guy. Look at how cute he is. I think just like anything, you know, the... So he's doing the movie, too, John Wayne's grandson?

That's him in the suit. Okay. Yeah, it's all stunty and shit. Looks good. Yeah, the trail looked good. Yeah, that looks pretty cool. It looks like Star Wars. Is it a summer?

big flick or is it when i gotta imagine it's the first star wars movie in like 10 years right they got a hasn't really been 10 years sure hasn't i oh there you go i mean it's pre-pandemic yeah look at that yeah that's cool yeah he's just like fuck man this is a shit i want they could just show footage of shit like this and i'd be like star wars is back look that old-fashioned kind of uh the font for the mandolarian and oh it grogoo get to yeah co-star in this that's like dude the font they picked it's so awesome, man. Yeah. Oh, May.

So it is a summer movie. I'm there. I know Sunday I go see it too. As much as he bitches and moans, that motherfucker is still going to go see it, though. Yeah. What season is the Mandalorian in on Disney? It's been a while.

I think they did three seasons and then half a season of like Boba Fett was the Mandalorian or two seasons and Boba Fett. I think. I can't remember at the moment. So I wouldn't be hard to catch up before the movie. Oh, no. And they're like short seasons, too. Three seasons, yeah.

Three seasons. And then half of Boba Fett is basically a Mandalorian season. Yeah. Good show. Good show. Anyway, yeah. Crazy fun week. Oh, I got to do a robot taxi.

Oh, you actually went in a car that wasn't driven. Like a driverless car? Yeah, the driverless. You took a chance with that, huh? First of all, it's like a $1.00 of $40 ride is like $11 in the, in the driverless cab so right away you're like well i'm hanging all right the only problem is the weights are a little bit longer because there's not as many obviously um and it is fucking freaky at first man i took some video to show you guys and it's like uh you could sit anywhere you want you could sit in the front

behind the wheel you could sit in the passenger seat you sit in the back wherever you fucking want and it is fucking weird man that thing it takes them getting used to and you forget that this car is driving around because you'll be looking out the window and then you'll be look back and you're like oh shit like there's no one driving this fucking car it's but the way it handles stuff is is dope it like it's really responsive like it feels like somebody's driving the car like it's that like when somebody steps out between cars it's zips out of the way and shit like that it's really it's really cool yeah what brand a car was it jaguar jaguar jaguar jaguar jaguar yeah i would be a little leery at i don't know

if i could be that comfortable i would still have a lot of hesitation to put my life in the hands of a robot car yeah like you're doing it when you get a regular uber just hoping that the person is like a skilled driver true so when you have no driver i'm telling you it was i took a 28 minute driving it and it was awesome not too fast not speeding not looking at its phone while it was fucking driving me around not asking me questions about my fucking job it was literally just get in the car you could hook your your phone audio up to it play whatever music you want that's it that's the exact car were you impressed enough to maybe possibly explore getting your own personal car so now you can just come to the airport plaza with your robot car and take care of some business while

you're on the way here i think you can do that i think teslas can do that right i think so i wouldn't want to do it now how come i like driving okay yeah i like driving myself around but i would do it too i would love to do it to go across country you know because then i could get like i could sleep in the back of the car totally you know and never and still travel all night long yeah I never get tired

the benefits are fucking right there I was very very impressed with technology it it I would never believe that it was as just talking about my experience with it as fucking streamlined as perfect as it was

it was pretty great that's teddy snoring oh was that what's a noise he was getting 40 winks good boy um no socks uh i had news oh yeah i mean i guess

q west i should have thought to bring that up um but big helium dogs out on DVD i saw that how fucking cool is that man that's something else man a bunch of very young people we know yeah including myself there it is it's on amazon you can get it it's doing really well too lynch tells me oh yeah that's good yeah it's uh it's if you don't know Big Healing Dogs, a film that we made 20 years ago?

Oh, it's longer than that. Longer than that, right? Oh, it has to be right. 2000 is 20 years ago. 2005 is 20 years ago. So 1999. 30 years ago. And it's Brian Lynch

directed and wrote it. Kevin produced it. 40 years ago. No, 99. That would be the 80s. Yeah, it would be 26 years ago. Yeah, it was. Still a while.

So funny. We're all in a, Walt. Are you in it? 26 years ago would only be 1999. Right, that's what he said, right?

Yeah, I thought it was 92. I thought it was in the clerk's. I'm not in it, no. Oh, so.

Ming's in it. Look at that. He's listed as the top actor on it. Not even Matt. He's the lead of the movie. The lead of the movie's not listed. All the broken lizard guys or some of the broken lizard guys are in it. We just had a blast.

Michaelian blacks in it, right? William blacks in it. Yeah. And it's always had this kind of like, mysterious allure to it because it never got a fish. released and we were show to festivals from time at the time and uh they finally released it they remastered it's on blu-ray and and uh why did it take so long for it to come out i think it was a music

rights oh really who owns it is it lynch own it or does kev have a own appellate uh i view askew i owns it i don't know that's me guessing oh okay but uh i would imagine view askew owns it i think so yeah i think they'll have the rights to it unless he gave them to lynch on it I doubt it. It says Smodcastle Cinema right on it. Okay, there you go. Yeah, I think that answers a question. Yeah, but what a journey to get in this.

And you play Jesus Christ in it, Ben? I play Jesus. Yeah, you're really fucking funny in it. Thank you. I don't know. So it's just a, it's a funny little artifact. Yeah. I want to mention.

If you're a fan of this podcast, I imagine you'd want to see this. A young cue playing Vance. Vance, my favorite character ever played. I fucking love Vance. I remember that production. I remember you working your balls off on it. Because you were not just acting in it. No, it was casting.

Oh, were you casting? I did casting and then I just held anything that needed to be done. Yeah, it was like a month where we just stayed and worked. It was great. It was such a fun time. Anyway, it's out. All right. Check out big helium dog.

I think that's enough about me. Yeah. Jesus Christ. It's only been 31 minutes. I don't know if I have any. anything about me. We might have to whip me here on a quick show. All right.

What else are you doing, Q? Well, I can give you a break, Q. Thank you. Because fall is here. The beers are colder. Walt football's back. Yeah, that's the best part of fall. It doesn't even, it doesn't affect me on a personal level aside from like, I'm happy

for you when I see like the other night, like the Lions beat the Ravens. And I know, like, how much you're into it. Yeah. It was a fun evening. to watch it. I mean, get him watched it together here and you were fucking Was getting him a Lions fan? He was rooting for the Lions.

He was very nice. We were giving each other high fives. We were hugging and he picked me up at one point. He heard his back. I jumped on his back. He was carrying me around. Fuck yeah. That was before the game started. Oh, yeah. Luckily

the games get over late because this building would have been heard some some choice words screaming out of my mouth when the things were tight and up. Anyway, the fits are getting layered because it's so cold out. But if you're still rocking old beat up boxers under those finals

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or tossing the pig skin, you're covered. What do you crush on the couch, Walt, when you're watching football? What are I crushed on the couch? Yeah, not chicken wings, I'm assuming. Oh, you mean, what do I eat? Is that what that means? Yeah, yeah. I don't like to eat while I'm watching.

No? I don't like to drink while I'm watching. I don't like to do anything, but I'm just like mesmerized. Like, I am locked in. Like, I'm laser focused. Like, you know, like I could put like a doctor working on, you know, to shame on like a major surgery. They, like, or he needs someone to pat his brow, like a nurse. Right.

That's what I need to get him to do. Like, I'm that. fucking dialed in. So you're not crushing anything? No, I'm not crushing anything. Then I'm exhausted when it's over. Get him's crushing your couch as he sits there. Get him's looking good over there.

Look at that sharp haircut. Yeah, it looks good, doesn't it? I got a compliment it on. $45. $45. That's more than I spend. Yeah, yeah. It almost killed them.

I thought to spend that kind of. Broke out the shovel and dug it up. Do you guys accept PVC pipe money? Looks good though, buddy. They're made with micromedal fabric that feels like cloud yet they're still really okay I read that uh crushing wings on the couch tossing the pigskin you're covered and just in time for spook season meundi's limited edition Halloween line features fun festive prints including glow in the dark underwear so you can bring

the spooky vibes underneath it all what are you doing for Halloween cue got any plans um no no plans as of yet no costume set you know it's funny I I usually have one set by now but something about this year feels like it's a just go and look do little people watch yeah yeah Get into it? Just get a restaurant with a window. I know, I know. Kind of like half-ass in it. It's been a long year, man.

I'm not looking to put the energy into anything right now. Maybe a store bought something. Why, are most of your costumes that you've personally made? Well, I haven't gotten out the sewing needles, but like Indiana Jones, you know, I found the pants somewhere. I found the jacket. I just got what I needed to put together. Ghostbusters I could throw on, but I mean, I've won that thing so many times.

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Jerry Rice and Brett Far, we're selling. Oh, those bracelets or whatever? Those bracelets that take away all your aches and pains. And apparently your odors, too, now. What's it like to be offered? it's like a, like, hey, you can promote this, we'll pay an X amount of dollars, and you know goddamn well, it doesn't work. What number is that X?

Yeah, what's the only question? What's the number? Well, it depends, though. Like, if it's a copper bracelet and you're kind of winking at the audience as you do your infomercial at 1am on fucking me TV, you really can't expect, you can't really hold Jerry and Brett their feet to the fire. Well, if I was the guy... But if you're like...

If I'm the manufacturer and I'm like, stop winking at the camera. What the fuck? We don't pay you to wink, buddy. Yeah, really. And it's just like a belt, too. It's like that solves all of your aches of pains in your back, your wrist, your knees. His agent was like, try this on. How does it feel on your back?

It feels tight. My tight, do you mean supportive? Yes. Great. The copper fit. I haven't seen this commercial. in over a decade. There has to be a reason

why it was removed from the air, right? They still make copper fit. Do that? Yeah. At Walmart, right? I know that for a fact, yeah, yeah. I would be stunned if anybody ever had any

results of any kind after wearing the copper fit belt. Yeah, it's like, it's woven in. The copper's woven into the fabric, it says. And Brett looks so good wearing it, too. I put it on. I don't look like Brett Farve.

I look like I got a fanny pack on. I can't even imagine my stomach hanging over that belt. My God. I'm in shape now. Yeah. Look at this guy. It shows like, yes. Old guy showing an active lifestyle.

Look at this girl running. This girl's hurtling? Shit, man. All with the help with the copper fit back pro. Yeah. I don't know. Do you blame them? You blame them for endorsing this?

Well, I mean, would it be a wink, could I wink and release a TSD copper fit belt, you know, as a Patreon gift with me at least winking on the box? It really works, but I got to, I'm winking, though.

Would they get the joke or would they be like, or would people be mad about that knowing that I... I think they would get the joke but would still be mad. Like, all right, I appreciate the joke, but where's my real gift? He's got copper elbow.

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I love this fucking guy. Christopher Maloney. He's so great. He's a funny guy, too. He's so fucking funny. I mean, when he does the Wet Hot American Summer, shit like anything that he does with comedy is so funny yeah um right now as a listener of the show you can get cozy and spooky for less than deal for less with deals up to 50% off at meundis

com slash t-esd and enter promo code t-esd that's meandies dot com slash t-esd promo code t-esd for up to 50% off meundi's comfort that's made for fall there's an episode of law and order as suv that's where maloney made is his big impact um That's one of my favorite things I've ever seen on television where he, someone that he locked up, you know, he's in New York City detective. And he gets someone locked up and they've,

you find out that this person that he locked up years ago, the guards were abusing him and he spent a lot of time in solitary confinement. And Stabler, who Maloney plays was like, basically like, fuck him. He was a criminal. Like,

you know what I mean? That sort of stuff. And so somebody challenged him to, somebody challenged him to like, all right well you go into solitary confinement and see how you do it so he goes to a prison and he checks himself into a you know he asked for a favor to stay solitary confinement and it cuts to this montage that's one of the greatest things ever ever filmed like he's like looking at it starts out relatively normal then he gets twitchy then he's like talking to himself then he's like there's a

cockroach and he's looking at the cockroach and he's talking to the cockroach oh this is just just watch the scene I mean you might we might have to edit this out I guess but You got volume on that? So how many days? It was 20, it was for 72 hours? Less. Yeah. Less.

When I watched it for the first time, I was like, how long are they fucking keep him in here? Like two weeks or something like that? And when he comes out, he's like, oh, you're supposed to get me a week? And he's like, it's three days. Oh, I fucking died laughing. His hands around his throat. I mean, he's choking the guard out after he lost his mind completely after 72 hours. Oh, it reminds me.

Knowing he was getting out at any moment. that you it's funny you mentioned that as one of your favorite moments in television one of my favorite moments in comics is in the swamp thing and when the swamp thing goes into hell to save his girlfriend oh i love that line and uh he sees the person who put abigail in hell arcane but in his he's not her uncle right yeah he's being he's part of this massive swarm of flies and bugs bugs are eating his tongue and shit like that he's just his head and his carcass is just being devoured and by other things. It just looks like a giant mess. You don't know where his body begins or ends with his head's there. And he's laughing at Swamp Thing because he hasn't saved her yet. And he goes, how long have I been here? And he goes, has it been?

How many years have I been here? He goes, it's been, what, two days? Yeah, it's like a week. I think he says, well, since yesterday. He goes, since yesterday. The guy thinks he's been there for years. Yeah. I didn't laugh.

I'm like, you were a year. No, no. But I was like, oh, that's some of the best, like, impactful. scenes I've ever seen in a comic book. It is a fucking awesome line. Yeah. It's great. Yesterday.

And it's one thing just keeps going. He's like, he just turns his back and keeps walking. Great. Yeah. Yeah. I imagine you have to fast forward. I'm sorry about that.

But I just like it. I wanted to ask you guys, Christmas is coming up. I wanted to get your feedback on something. So we got to start planning the Christmas episode. And we talked about how we were going to do a big holiday themed one true three tournament, the second one we've ever done. People have always asked for us to revisit the one true three tournament and bring a whole bunch of people in and have this big tourney.

And usually we do something for somebody in need with the episode. And I have two people who have contact me who are, one has a very young son who's dealing with a sickness cancer and there's another hand who's dealing with a family member who has cancer. So there's two people this year. Hey man, my father is cancer. Give me the fucking money. My dad had cancer. Yeah, you should get a, you should dip a little bit in there.

Wet my beak. Well, I, last year we, we, people were upset. It's like a sick kid. With just like our 80-year-old fathers, we're sick. How can we score off this? But last year we did something and we put it on band camp and it was only on band camp, people were not too happy about it. So I thought this year to kind of be able to put it on Patreon,

able to put it on band camp and maybe we try to subsidize and maybe try a different way to raise money is like, you know how NASCAR drivers have sponsors? Yeah. What if we put the call out for anybody who owns a business or anybody who wants to promote something, they sponsor a player in the tournament. And every time that player comes up, they mention the business that they're being sponsored by. How much money you're looking to raise?

That's probably not going to raise that much. Well, if you, like, I thought, like, let's say somebody wants to sponsor a BQ, you know, one of the, one of the three pillars. Apparently a beetle, yeah. Of course Peace of love Peace of love I would think That's mine now

Broke 500 bucks Would be Would that be out of line Or would that be too crazy No I think I could get 500 bucks

Just knowing What the sponsors Pay for QS April 10th 2026 The second one's coming Okay Your tickets now

They're going fast It's not as much Money is You know what I mean And if you Are able You know I'll

You know If anybody who wants to be a sponsor. Let me before, let's make sure we all want to do this before even putting out any, I don't have any details other than my email, but, so let's say they want to sponsor BQ. Let's say somebody listening is like, hey, I own this business, or I want to promote myself and my project or my book or my, it could be anything that you, and I, but I want BQ. I think it's fair to be like, well, BQ is a little bit more than, let's say, sponsoring,

let's say somebody else is on it who's going to be. I don't want to say. Name names. I don't want to name names. But, like, I do think it would be fair to be teared, right? I have a higher rate than, say, a Jimmy the Hair guy. Yeah. I mean, or anybody else.

Or anybody maybe to get him or me? No, no, no. I don't want to, like, make anybody upset. But I do think that, like, if you want, you know, a BQ, I think it's five as okay. And then maybe three for the rest of the crew. each, whoever's involved and I'll tell people well, here are the players that are left

that you can sponsor. We just can't let the regular sponsors find out what those rates are. I'd be like, wait, how much are we paying versus them? Well, this is... I would say me and Brian, assuming you're running at not playing. I would say me and Brian should get...

I said then the three of us should get $500. Yeah, and that right there is 15 right off the bat. Yeah. And then, you know... Divided by two. We've cured it, guys. But we're talking about a giant room of players.

I want to ask you, too. I think it's likely that we'll need two nights to record this. Oh, all right. Two back to back. Not back to back. We can stagger them maybe one week we do, part one. And then whoever gets eliminated doesn't come back for part two. And then we combine the two recordings into one recording.

I like it. but if we get easily um i mean how many people were on that staircase last year when we did the last tsd one there was at least oh i don't know it was in the picture in this room but there's at least 10 people that are even more yeah so we're talking you know talking a couple thousand right up right there just in just in sponsors sure that's just extra you know and then we could do also like a digital tip jar where it's just like hey we're not charging for it but if you guys want to donate well i thought we are going to charge for it we're going to put it on band camp but we're also going to put it on page on because last year i had too many complaints

oh i see you promised they would never ever not be on patreon oh great so if people are on patreon and they want to contribute they can also go and get it okay that's fair that's fair so how many people are right there in that in that staircase i mean all right so we're definitely over 10 17 yeah So, and then we'll have a Dr. D who wasn't on the staircase. We'll have whoever else that wasn't able there that night. So that right there just thought is a nice thing to, because in the first Blue Juice, not Memorial, Blue Juice tournament, one or three tournament, we did have sponsors. Oh, I don't remember.

It was like Sheldon the Sheep, remember that? Oh, yeah, yeah, the guy who he made his own. If that actually became popular, didn't it? Sheldon is a sheep? I don't remember, but. Different sheep that's popular. Yeah, I was going to say Sheldon, I think, is a popular cartoon. Oh, okay.

Yeah, cool. You like that idea? So if anybody is interested in contacting me, I'll give you the rates. I don't want to put the rates out on the air for, uh, forever, because that's just me. Sure. Yeah. And, you know, and then. Some people might end up paying to play.

Chief of the hair guy I'm looking in your direction We can't do anything Remember we're saving up for a wedding That's right It can't come down It just feels like It always comes around so fast Christmas

Yeah it really is aging us Because it does I know like you start putting a lot of thought into it Around this time every year Yeah well this year This is my thought process is like to try to You know I'm not saying that it's going to be a lot of

money, but anything, I'm sure, can help these two and to what they're dealing with right now. And if we can do something, we always try every year. So I thought maybe including a sponsor aspect to it, it only helps. And it could be fun too with, you know, I mean, and if you are potentially thinking about becoming a sponsor, you do have to take into effect, you know, it's TSD, even even beyondies. We're going to beat you up.

We're going to beat up. We're going to beat up. ribbed around a little bit. Yeah, yeah. Everybody gets in the barrel in it. And if, to me, I think the more we're talking about you, you know, the more profile you're getting, you know, you're getting more bang for your buck the more we talk about it. Yeah. What the fuck is this image? Yeah, this is a weird image. Oh, the one true three invitational. I don't remember this poster. I don't know. Why do they have a Nazi

single on my head? Oh, that is weird. Yeah, that's very odd. You're the only It must be a joke from the... It must be one of your stories. You unknowingly attended a white power rally. Ah, yeah, yeah. I mean, that makes sense in context, but out of context. At least it's not a picture of you. I mean, it doesn't also look like me.

No, I mean, that doesn't look anything like me. And the curator came up with a new kind of twist to how the game could be played, too. Yeah. Where everybody gets involved and it's not just a one-on-one aspect. It's more like a poker tournament. Oh, yeah? Yeah, he came up what I think was a point. pretty clever twist on the

That's cool On the way the game might be played Taking a picture Tony with his little face poking up looks cute Yeah he's adorable I love it I love it so we need two days in December So well I mean

Oh not December Well yeah we probably don't want to wait until December Because it's maybe late November Would be nice I think just other than Thanksgiving I'm fucking wide open Okay great All right so I should put out the call

If anybody's interested, contact K-Muse2 at gmail.com, K-M-E-W-E-S-2. And we'll have, we'll sort out the details. And if I don't get back to you right away, it's only because I'm trying to sort out the details of the best way to handle it

and where the money should go. Cool. Good thing, man. What's going on over there? Teddy staring at Walt. Stair me down. Like, we've been here of too long. I'll have a little sprightly and jumping.

Oh, yeah, buddy. Still no word if he won yet, Q. I'd buy a scratch off what you wanted. Do you think that they will, like, they're going to have to announce it somewhere, right? Like, you'll have to say it somewhere. Yeah, hopefully the word comes in soon, but, yeah. I mean.

September 26th. Oh, so that's any day now. Yeah, it's the 24th of this recording. Speaking of Patreon, I just recently watched something, a project with, getham and Johnny Law and I was wondering

listening to Getham talk about his childhood about the camp about all that shit it made me wonder if he came to the wreck would we hate him as a kid? So what you're referring to

is Johnny Law and Gidham filmed their car ride up to the camp reunion this past summer and Rupp finally put some of the footage together for me to watch And I was like, I don't know if we can release this. It was, you know, not in any, like, it would be tough for anybody to hold a conversation, I think, on the way to camp and feel like it was worthwhile releasing.

So I put, I had the idea of like we would comment on it or whatever. And Bray watched it, but that's what Brie's referring to. But anyway, would we hate, no, I don't think I could, I don't think I would hate get him as a child, though. No. Think of the way he, he himself said they all hate him. to them at the camp? You know what? I guess because I don't know what

Young Giddam was like. I mean, he's no fucking Joy adult Giddle. I was about to say, like he's changed a lot in the time that we've met him. Like, yeah, I think sometimes we don't give enough give us ourselves enough credit for humanizing

this critter that we found. Yeah, he was a tough swallow in the beginning. I didn't like him. Oh, no, no. It took a while for you to warm up to... I found them dishonest and arrogant. There are some moments in the car.

I don't want to paint a picture that it wasn't. Like, there's moments like where Ginnem reveals the first time you ever saw a cockroach that really wore my heart. It was a very, very... Anybody can relate to that, right? The very first time you saw cockroach. At one point in the conversation, about an hour and a half in, Johnny just goes, do you think there'll be parking up there? Is there a parking lot? And I was like, at that point, like Johnny's soul had left his body.

He's resorted to be talking about. Do you think there'll be a parking lot when we get there? I heard Johnny say a couple times, he's like, like, Gittam will say something like, okay, all right. And I'm like, Gettam doesn't understand. That's human for, I don't give a fuck. I mean, look, we're towards the end here And Johnny's face doesn't look pained No, no Johnny looks like he was having a pretty good time

Telling the truth Yeah But we're working on trying to get that Or at least in a fashion that is entertaining And it doesn't feel like somebody wasted there Like you're in the back of the car And a quarter Of the week of the $5

Yeah Yeah Tear Good quality, man Yeah, it's It looks beautiful. Oh, there's a GoPro on a fishing pole. That's funny.

Yeah, but there's only 10 minutes of fucking camp footage. That's what I thought was weird. I was like, when the fuck is this car ride going to end? What are they going to get to the camp? But then, yeah, there's like 10, 12 minutes of camp footage. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they really, really wish there has more camp footage, but. We didn't have the mounts.

Oh, you didn't have the mounts there. We had ordered them and they didn't show up until the camera was. Yeah. So technically you were unprepared. What are you going to do? I mean, take video on your phone. I guess. Yeah,

you could have done that. Well, I don't know. Some of the stuff they're doing, it's like, it's, uh, like,

I, I, I didn't really get what he was talking about until I saw it where they like fill up this canoe with water and then they, what are you trying to do? You're trying to row it. Like, to row it while the canoe's underwater and get them get falling out.

Like into the lake. The foam had long since degraded after 30 plus years. Oh, so it wasn't that like a, buoyant? Yeah. Oh, you told this story, right?

This is when you were, I'm on a team with someone who wasn't Johnny Law, so it wasn't going great. No. It's like the old camp counselor. He's the one that didn't like you at first, right? Or later on. Or deed now. Look to get him, go.

Yeah, see him falling out. We're making this like people want to, like people want to see it now so badly. And I absolutely pain me the entire time I watched it. I was just like, good lord. Yeah, it's like, well, that canoe is sunk. Normally it would be like, there's no foam in it. That's why it's sunk. Yeah.

It would actually kind of flung. I understand. So, Walt was like, hey, can you write a couple lines for this? Like, maybe I'll, like, butt in every once in a while. I have two and a half pages of shit that I wrote. Originally, I was going to ask everybody to come in, everybody involved to write a, like, and do a, you ever remember World's Dumbest, which was untrue where people would just pop up. Yeah, sure. I was like, we'll do our version of that.

Right, right. But then some of the people turned in their lines, and it was so mean. I was like, I can't do this. I can't do this to get him and Johnny. I'm like, this is so cruel. So I'm looking at another aspect, another way to release this, and still be engaging. And people won't feel like they wasted a week of subscription on it. Yeah, I don't think my stuff is cruel.

It's more like head shaking, like, what the fuck with these guys? Why can't you stay in the boat? Because as soon as you go like this way, the whole thing tips over. Yeah. Like, there's no center buoyancy. So now we're... It's just swimming alongside the raft. Those people in the back are all fucked up, too.

Yeah, they've capsized. Yeah, that sucks. It just doesn't look fun. Are they leeches in that lake? That's the thing I was wondering. No? No. No leeches?

There would be no... What camp is going to let their... Introduce leeches to their lake? Yeah. We stock it. We stock the lake. I thought I was dead, yeah. You thought you were dead?

Oh, yeah. I thought I was going to die. What, like, have a heart attack? Yeah. This is fun camp weekend, huh? It was fun, yeah. He definitely had it. I mean, but he's pushing himself to his physical limits, though.

He's wearing his sneakers in the water. Because I didn't think it was going to come out of the canoe. Oh, you didn't think you would fall out of the canoe no matter what. Your feet were going to wet regardless. Yeah, but I didn't want to step on the rocks. But you just said you didn't think you were going to fall out of the canoe. So you wouldn't step on the rocks. But we, yes, we had to go.

Do you understand what? No, I don't know. Okay. Get him for trying to deflect the question. You don't want to take his shoes and socks. If I thought I would have been barefoot, so I would have more. But since I thought I was just going to be in the canoe. So the sneakers were getting wet no matter what.

Yeah, yeah. I didn't care about that. I just don't want to get stuck my foot on the box. Did you have an extra pair of sneakers? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay. Now I understand.

Okay. Sorry. Sorry, get him. Oh, there he goes. I mean, it is fascinating to watch. I've got to be honest, would sound off just talking to you guys. Get him shuffling food in his face and shit.

The challenge is if I sent this video to you. It would never happen. And at home, you would never watch it. In a billion years, I want to watch this. I was telling Rupp and Johnny was doing some voice work over. He was going to intro the video and everything.

And I told him my idea about doing the world's dumbest. And they were like, I go, oh, yeah, like you, Brian Q. And I was like, Q, we'll never watch this. He will never watch it. You just confirmed. Yeah, I won't watch it. If you guys were like, all right, here's like 10 minutes that we want you to like do pop-up video shit on, I would do that. But I can't watch these two drive for an hour, an hour and plus.

It tests you. Yeah. I'm going to die one day. And it's funny because get him a little like, he'll talk about the camp and then it'll like, they'll talk about something else. And then he'll pick up that conversation from one. where it ended off and bring it up it right back to it yeah like yeah like he'll do that hours later and expect and then you're just like what are you talking about he's referencing from hours ago hey how's the friends we watch going oh excellent yeah yeah i've been thinking about that

it i watched one episode that i just fell in love with it was a thanksgiving episode where they played football in the park the three the three friends split up and um Yeah, I'm enjoying the show immensely. You still watching on the, like, a regular? Every night. Well, football season started. Okay. And now my wife's like, we're going to watch Friends tonight.

And I'm like, it's Monday night. Are they playing a football? All right. Or are we going to watch Friends tonight? Okay, well, it's not Monday. Are we watching Friends tonight? It's Thursday night. It's Thursday night football.

Okay, what about, all right, I'll wait. And then a couple of days. Are we going to watch Friends tonight? It's Sunday night. Oh, that sounds isn't good. Well, I mean, for her, it isn't good, but for me, it's awesome. I love football more than I like friends. We're making my wife happy.

She didn't go watch it. She doesn't need me to watch it. We're next to her, and I'll catch up on my own. Really? You guys see that. We don't do that, but if she was like, I couldn't wait for you. I went ahead and watched friends. I'd be like, okay.

Really? See, I think I would feel the same way, but if I did it to Mary Beth, I think she'd take it personally. Like, one of those shows that we watched together. If I were to, like, jump ahead, I think she might be like, what did you laugh for? Holy shit, I just got word. Get out of here. Teddy has won.

Shut up. Get the fuck down. Teddy, boy. Congratulations on Teddy being selected as our grand prize winner. Oh, fuck yeah. For the New Jersey Lottery, Jersey's top dog contest. Oh, fuck yeah. October 4th is the photo shoot at 10 a.m.

Uh-oh. To 5 p.m. I got to be there for fucking 10 a.m. to 5? You lost, Teddy. Oh, my God. I got to go to, where do I got to go for this? This sounds exactly like my entire career. I got to go to Hoboken.

I won? I got to do what? For how long? Oh, my God. Wait, where is it? Does it say? Hoboken. Oh, Hoboken?

That's not too bad. I was North Jersey. Yeah. I used driving in North Jersey. It was South Jersey. Like, there's no fucking photographers. Dude, you gotta go. You can't ask everybody to vote in and not do it.

I'm going. I'm going, but it's a Saturday, too. Wow, they really got you on all fronts. Like, my daughters? Yeah. I'm going to your wife. No, one lives in Pennsylvania and the other one works now constantly. I mean, it's, it's, I entered the dog.

I'll go, but, you know. Bittersweet win. Like, I thought it was going to be in airport plaza. They'd come to me. They'd come to you, yeah. He won. Or just use an existing photo. No, I know why.

They got to touch him up a little bit. Oh, Teddy. Hey, Teddy, make a P-sync sign. Yeah. Come here. Oh, but I want to thank all the ants who came out in droves to vote for Teddy. Just got the new. It's breaking news.

I mean, that's just sad. Is it on News 12s get them? No. No, okay. So I didn't hit any of the TMZ or anything yet? You're not worried about any haters in this moment? Oh, I. I'm sure there's going to be some haters.

Yeah. And, you know, they could eat Teddy shit. Yeah. That's what it's there for. Tell him, Steve, Dave.