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Episode Date: August 18, 2023

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He's the only one of the health care. Like every week I go and see what we're the number one in. We part of the healthcare players. Exactly, and then I have the people send the facts back to me, and then I fact check the facts to make sure that they're facts. Because I don't just be on here just saying shit just to be saying shit. I can see why that makes up.

Exactly. Because we are the number one show amongst black women that have breastfed or that plan to. That's a wide demographic. Another category we're number one then. Women who are pregnant or may become pregnant. At some point. They prefer this show three to one. And that's a tough category.

What do the one prefer? The one? Law and order SUV. Watch that bullshit. It isn't even SUV. It's SVU. I always say SUV. The SUV.

The law and order SUV would be a good-ass show. I love when people. The whole show in the SUV. The tie-ho, the exhibition. The crime, the judge. A different car. Just put it on SUV. You know what?

You know what that reminds me up in there? That reminds me of these old nigger, my uncle, bro. This old nigger from my hood, I just adopted him as my uncle. The nigger had one eye. He came in Atlanta for the first time. He was just so hype on Atlanta. He was like, man, you got to take me down there to Moor House. Man, I heard there so many holes down there.

I was like, nigger, no it's not. You definitely don't want to rest in the Moor House. He meant Spelman. He meant spell me like a motherfucker, but he said. And they're women. They're women. And he said that. Oh, but that's neither here nor idea.

I just, you know how you have a flashback and I remember. You got one off the number ones. Oh, gee, uncle, man. But today we have a very special guest in the house with us today. Oh, my God. Everybody grab your wallets, curses, wherever you keep your spare change,

your stash, because we're gonna probably, We probably can multiply that today because I know they're going to put us up on some kind of game in the infrastructure of, you know, financial literacy. Because these are my go-to guys when it comes to knowing some shit about some money. I don't know. I put a team of black professionals together and I just consult with all of them individually via JZ lyrics and shit like that. That's how we communicate money. And they use JZ lyrics to show me this shit in financial terms. And that's why we became such good friends.

Ever since I've met these nays, my credit score. Keep going up and up and up. Every time, like shit. I'm done, I'm maxed out. Started out doing an episode on the black market, and then we had to sit out for an old joint. If you know I'm in New York, I gotta stop through there.

None other than my guys, motherfucking Troy and Rashad. Yeah! Come on, man. EYL in the middle of the area. EYM. The number one show for credit increase. See? Now, see, there you go.

Amongst returning citizens that have not been home for six months yet. Come on, man. That are returning home or have a return home, yeah. See? But y'all will never be the number one show amongst black people who have a passport. Because we are. Okay. Yeah.

All right. My son I got a passport. But I'm saying, he black. He outgrew the picture. Oh. But he only black jazz. Does he watch the show? Huh?

Does he watch the show? He only two. I don't know what he's watching. He knows Arby's commercials, all type of shit. You mean to tell me you ain't like your two-year-old watched it? Oh, yeah, but he started saying some shit I was saying. Oh, okay. Okay, yeah, yeah, you know, parental advisory sticking on the 84-7.

Because I can't, you know, I can't, you know, he got to go see his grandma and shit like that. Yeah. What's that? Who said that if you're under 21, you shouldn't listen to this. Was that Stiles? That was Stiles and you said that. So what's the age limit for this show? this is the number one show amongst black people from the ages of six weeks old to 86 years old

he don't let a two-year-old watch the show though he doesn't have to let him his two-year-old is smart enough to know how to pull it up on you on the he probably do but context my parents would let me watch shit with cousin but they were like don't be out in the world you know the different at what point like i said i was probably five like they let me watch comedy special Let me watch Robert Harris special. Okay. And I remember like, oh, this shit. When Raw came on and they was like, get out of here.

I had to get out the living room because they was watching Eddie Murphy Raw. I had to sneak around and see it. Nah, man, you just, you had to cover your eyes and one of them, some titties. That was it. Cover your eye. That was it. Why they tried to cover your eyes? Yeah, but my granddad used to hit me with this right here.

Right. You ain't going to see both tithers, but you definitely look at one. I remember I escaped the eye cover on coming to America because we went to see it in the movies. And by the time they caught it, I had reached away. So my, like, she tried to put a hand, but I'm like, no, these is titty. I knew what those are. Yeah. Dan, you for their best.

Hatties, they happened in New Jack City, too. Cover your eyes. That was legend. That happened. Yeah. Because they didn't know so sometimes. They just had to reach. But you know, that's if they saw it before.

That we would never be the same once we looked directly at a pair of tities. Like, you know how much shit was not even interesting no more after that moment? No, she was still. She was really interesting, you were just always on the lookout. Yeah, you're big on titty. Put some tithy. That's your thing. I'm big on tithes.

That'll be a hell of a, that's a hell of a catchphrase. Me. I'm big on tithes. Traymark. I'm big on tithes. And tiths big on me. You got a damn. And tiths big on me. You can see.

And the band-a-a-in-a-on-it. On it. And big on titty. And tis big on me. Tray-mark. Yeah, I'm real big on titty. Hopefully that, yeah, I see where you're going with this, man. What y'all been up to, though, man?

Tell the people what's up in the EYL world. I got notes and everything. What's your notes in? We can't go from titties. What's your knowledge? I'm interested to know what the chat, GBT, shenery. No, no. What's the research department have?

Well, we know about earn your master's in Detroit. Oh. Saturday, July 22nd. Oh, sure. Two to seven. Who's possible for that? That's gonna be on East Grand Boulevard in Detroit. Yeah.

The doors open that two. I know that. August the 25th, some gang, some gangster shit going down at the Andrew Young, International Boulevard, Georgia World Congress Center, and Vest Fest. They got Tyler Perry coming through. Which one is this? Tyler Perry. This is number three.

That's what I thought. This is annual. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Last year, right? Come on, man. So, that's how you all that. It's an annual thing. Man, I don't know all about whatever.

All that shit, y'all. And that shit was crazy last year. This shit was bigger. You're pulling up? You're gonna be in town? Yeah. Let me make sure. Last time, y'all wasn't in 10.

You all always have Invest Fest on show day. Yeah, we couldn't fly out in from San Diego. But yeah, 14,000 people pulled up last year. That's a Monday. No, no, August 25th. August, this September. I gotta be in fucking Fort Wayne, Indie. Fort Wayne, Indiana.

What the hell? Yeah. I do shows everywhere, but if something, you know, something changes. You gotta go do the show to invest. Do that. I can't come to invest fast if I leave the investment. Can I get the back? Bro, they were having everybody in there.

Steve Harvard, Tyler Perry coming. Come on, man. Oprah was outside, but she didn't come in. They wouldn't let her yet? No, she was just, you know how I don't fucking just, she was like, oh. She was like, who was in there? And then they told her who was in there,

she rolled the window back up. She said, maybe that's the last time they seen off when she was on Cascade. That's a fact. She got family over that way. That's a fact. Bro, she's getting bigger and bigger though.

Yeah. Pause. Oh, yeah. The best fest is getting big and bigger. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you for showing that up. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm not even going to be in specific. We're going to say that shit, right. We're going to just run it back until you're getting ready. Hey, y'all have really grown the bridge. Invest best, dude, motherfucking numbers. This shit, praise!

Todd Perry was there last year. He was one of our headliners. Steve Harvey was there last year. This year, Robert Smyth is the headliner. Then he's gonna be there as a headliner. Rich Paul. We got Rich Paul. We got Maverick Carter.

Dwayne Wade. We got some Steve Stout, Dwayne Wade, Chris Paul, Tabitha Brown, R.E Fletcher. It's a lot going on this year. a lot going on and shit. You're trying to sneak Argy Fletcher in there. Because I know the audience, they're gonna kill. Don't say her, lad. You can just say it up first.

Why are you going to say it first? I mean, look at all those people you named then they're like, they're already Fletcher. Yeah, yeah, I want to make sure that we invite all audiences, man. Man, why y'all didn't get Suki Hunter now? You know what she wasn't available? Yeah, like you tried.

She's gonna be the four-way in the end. Well, sexy red. We'll bring sexy red there. Get sexy red. Or Lola Brooke, the little chick from me up. She didn't eat Chicago that night. You already checked, though, for real. I don't know.

That's what he ride around, listen to. Don't play with it, don't play with it, don't play with it. Real Brooklyn. Man, we gotta make it through one of them. No, you gotta. All right, four. Let's plan for four. Number four?

You're gonna be a hint in Indiana for the whole entire weekend? Well, I got. Like three shows back to back? I got a Saturday show at the Sunday. You got a Saturday. Oh yeah, but no. So that's a Friday. So Friday.

Saturday, I'm in Fort Wayne, then Saturday. I gotta go to Lex. And then Sunday, Kentucky? Yeah. And then we're out on Sunday. I'm back. Back in Atlanta? Sunday, pull up.

It's all weekend? Yeah, it's Sunday. Jeezy's headlined. He's performing on Sunday. I forgot. He even mentioned Jeezy. That's legendary. But now, pull up on us on Sunday.

I ain't bet. It's going to be a vibe. Yeah. All right, cool. Yeah, you're going to close it out. We got, I even, we got Cam Newton pulled up. Yeah, Sean is going to be dope. We're going to be doing something special with him.

It's a lot going on, man. man we got the vendor marketplace with over 400 different businesses we got a podcast stage in the middle of the vendor marketplace who the fuck's on it on who the fuck is on the podcast stage bro you know don't get quiet now who what the fuck is y'all paying to do podcasts and y'all shit we got we got shot to be some be some on those podcasts say what no for sure no the same be some more then we just We discover it and put on this show first. We discover it might be the same.

We discovered a podcast career. We got to take great for anything we small has done. We love her. That's our little brother. Yeah, no for sure. No for sure is the number one podcast amongst women from the ages of 15 to 87. This is true.

I can definitely see that. They crowd on every episode. I don't know how they do that. It's a very emotional, it's an emotional. They save it up. Their level of love for each other. It shows. It's exhibited in every episode.

Shut out to be Simone to me. No, shout out to be Simone. She's like that. And she's doubled down on the shower thing too. On her breakfast club? Yeah, I saw that. I hope she don't shower. But you need you double down.

When she does, she don't show every day. They asked her, like, a couple years ago when she got blasted for it. So they asked her recently on her breakfast class, she was like, no, it's like, anybody that tells you that they shower at night and in the morning is lunch. There's no need to shower at night and the morning. Okay. It's kept. All right.

All right. Yeah. And then wonder why she ain't got no boyfriend. I never wanted that. That ass. It's that ass. It's that ass. It's that ass.

That's what it is. It's that ass. Don't nobody want to keep licking on your salty ass body. The morning shower is essential. The morning shower is essential. How do you wake up? You could crash out. You could bypass the night shower,

but the morning shower is essential. It depends on what you did all day. If you were running a marathon. It depends on what kind of person you are. You know if you were two showers. You know if you were two showers. type of motherfucker. You smell you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You smell you. You have to. If you start to smell yourself and you don't want to shower, you're depressed. If you smell you, everybody else do too. First son. Yeah. That's a fact.

A little stanking ass. I'm sorry, it's just, it's something. I know people out here in traffic with no af funky. They ain't gonna try to sell somebody them stanking ass seats. I'm trying to sell that car. Know that sea stink. This is what you're worried about. It ain't.

the car, it's the seat that's damn. No, this is funny with you. Slankin-ass seats. So morning, morning. Let's, let's all agree that morning. I can believe y'all got other motherfuckers doing podcasts at the fucking investment. I ain't going to let that shit ride. Now I'm looking at y'all different.

Well, you're in Fort Wayne, Indiana. No, don't act like you knew that. We did. Had I not said it, you would have been in San Diego. No, come on. Hell on the road. When are you not on the road? No, I don't.

It ain't but one. invest fast, we gotta wait the next year. That's a fact. Shit, we might need to start doing this every six months. That's a half. Because I mean, how are we going to invest once a year? That's a fat. Type of slow-ass money is that.

We might go get a fucking 401k. I don't know how many they do, but it be more than one right there. How long can the information last? Nick, you know the information changes every day. This is true. So after that, you got to tune into what else is going on. Okay, this is my next question. Next question.

Yeah. What old white people are y'all bringing to in Best Pets? I feel like it's some old regular white people that got more money than most people. Michael, you know who the richest person is going to be there is Michael Novogratz? You ever heard of him? Uh-uh. Well, he's slightly under Robert F. But he's up there.

All right, he's up there. Four billion. He's worth four billion dollars. Yeah. He's crypto hedge funds. How y'all be coming in contact with these billionaires and shit? Am I just saying the wrong shit on this podcast? Um, because I just keep meeting.

regular niggas. I keep reading motherfuckers who don't want to... The biggest problem that you've made so far is not coming to invest in. That's all the billionaires is that. Don't try to guilt trip me, bro. You know I'm fucking Charles. I got to get this motherfucking street money together.

What I'm going to invest with if I don't do no shows? It's the truth. I'm out gathering capital. That's a fact. You're going to show up with a shoebox. That's a fact. I don't need to be an invest fest to invest. That's all the billionaires is that, though.

I know, but I'm saying, I'm going to catch Sunday. Like, here's why you got to be there, right? Last year on Sunday, Dan Kathy, you know what Dan Kathy is? No, you know these niggas, I don't. He just told you. Chick-fil-A. See you on Chick-fil-A. He's walking around.

Just like going to the vendor marketplace, buying stuff. Nobody even knows who he is. Good. You know, introduced him. Jack could have introduced you. Ryan could have. That's the perfect place. He's just walking around trying to meet people.

Okay, so basically you said we need a vendor's book. Oh, you definitely have a vendor booth. Y'all don't have that? Your merch will go crazy. Yo, I got to talk to chair. Y'all don't at least have a vendor's booth. You don't got one? Bear minimum.

Come on, man, I got somebody who could do that. Oh, that's easy. It's done. You got one. You just said y'all got one. All right, bet. We got one. We need two.

I want one on each side, man. Can we talk about another spot on the back? You want to be a billionaire's row. Yeah, just throw me a little tent space. A little tent space. We got it. Come on, man. Billionaires Row.

And guess what? bring some Chick-fil-A. But you got to go to the vendor marketplace, though. You got touch the people. That's what I'd be doing when I'm on this road. Yeah. Yeah. We do a lot of touching the people.

Can we get a solid commitment? Y'all definitely coming to InvestFest. On Sunday. Yeah. You heard. Sunday. No, no, no. No.

No. Now you throw a carryout. I'm saying. We can put that. We can turn it back back. It's just Kentucky. That ain't about an hour. Yeah.

All right. You'll walk through? It's going to be the next. Most definitely. I will not look like this. I will look like a billionaire. What's that look like? I will not describe it to me.

Just know when you see me, I will be on my billionaire shit. I may have a monocle. I will be walking around that bitch like old money. With the askot? Where is, Roy? Someone find him for you. They don't have on a fence and outfit. Pardon me, you need.

Anyone want you duel? I will definitely have a dueling seat. I definitely have a dueling sword. Definitely would be on that. But yeah, I'm coming. Perfect. I'll beat that. I'm waiting.

Pull up, Clayton. He's on the show too. Yeah, yeah. Bring the merch. No, the merch will beat me there. No, the merch. The merch is going to be there. I'm going to send somebody from my team.

They'll be there at six in the morning. Yeah. I don't know. I just feel like... Like that I'm down. 1230. 1230 work? It's a Sunday.

All right, we'll have someone there. What time the vendors need to be in the gun? Can you make sure we got parking passes and all? I need all the vendors shit. Like, I don't sell work till nine. Right. No, we got you. We would definitely set up two booths.

We need two, though. There's a billion dollars in there, bitch. You think I'm gonna have one booth? What if a nigga don't walk past the booth? Impossi. What if he don't make it to the other side? That's a fact. I need to be on both sides.

We got it? We got it? Yeah. All right. It's done. Who? Al Harrington. Shout to Al Harrington.

Viola. Yeah. Right. Put them next to each other. You see how that shit happened, right? Just because I needed another one. Now other motherfuckers need another. I ain't saying that I'm gonna charge you or nothing like that, but you, hey, motherfuckers was not trying to get two boosts, so I asked for two boosts.

That's a fact. You started Trent. Exactly. You started to train, my brother. Oh man. Yeah, yeah. That was crazy. What?

All right, bro. The brand big. No, it's important. It's important. Yeah. So you gotta have a presence of it. So like you said, that's the most important thing. Be there.

We'll introduce you to some billionaires. It's something you're gonna meet on your own. That's the beauty of it. You don't know who the billionaire is. I know. That's somebody gonna meet me and think they made a billionaire. The way I'm gonna be in there popping my shit. I'm on my way to a billion.

Do I have interviewed a billionaire before? No. You met one before? No. Yeah, I have. I do. Who was it? I don't know.

Oh, we did meet a billionaire one time. Biggest asshole in the world. Who was he? Yeah. I'll tell you off camera. Because I don't like the niggins so much. White of blood? Neither one.

Indian? Nah. One of them, I want to say this bitch was Russian. Russians? I want to say this bitch was Russian. I want to say, I don't know, but he's from one of them places. He's the Russian. I can't say he either Russian.

I can't say he either Russian. an error, but what he did to make him? Oh man, it was a fucking disaster, bro. Because this motherfucker, it's just like, huh? Like you, it was a post-emeter or you just randomly met him? Nah, he wanted to do some shit with us, but then we met him, it was like, I don't get a fuck.

How much money this motherfucker got? I don't like this. He was just an asshole? Yeah, and like, nina, it was terrible. What did? Man, we, well, he contacted us about doing some shit, and then we got there, and then it's motherfucker was just obnoxious.

Mm-hmm. It was real obnoxious. Short answer, it's like... No, stupid-ass. Play-for-Has. Like the nigger took your hat? Oh. You didn't take your hat in this boy.

He got 10,000 bubble machines blowing bubbles and shit. He's trying to do pranks and shit. It was just... He's like trying to joke with you? Yeah. But he had that like, I beat your ass type player. You know, like, dump warrior is. Don't worry, everything's fine.

It's fine. You're not okay. No. I love you guys. Right. Right. So yeah, we ain't. Yeah.

You don't fucking put a tiger in the room and lock you in there with it. You know how you liked. You liked it. Sasha, good girl. Yeah, one of them type. You fight you. That's the only billionaire encounter I've had. Oh, we're gonna change that?

Mm-mm. Yeah. This year, we're gonna change it. You met a villain. Yeah, really, a comic book villain. You haven't met Puff? Yeah. So you met a billionaire.

Yeah. We did interview a billion. My bad, my apologies to the whole bad boy staff record label. I did in the bill. Oh, I did be the billionaire too. All right, Birdman. Not yet. To me, he is.

To me, I don't give a fuck what you say. To me he is. To me, yeah, yeah. Top Barrier, of course. How the fuck you're going to tell me Birdman ain't a billionaire? And he gave motherfucking, nigh, $400 million. I worked for $400 million.

Check. Shout out to Birdman. He wrote a check for that. So? I don't know I'm saying he said that. What? He told and then he gave you a whole bunch of money, he said. He wrote Nicky a $400.

It's my dog. You don't want to tell you how many things are. Me and Birdman like this now. He sat on the couch? Hell yeah. Pulled up on me. Yeah. I might just keep that shit in my personal fault.

That's how cold it is. I ain't in no hurry to drop it. You didn't put it out? No. Nah. No. For what? What?

That's what? That's for me, that's where. They gotta convince me to put this shit out. Got to put a streaming service. No, man, this is for me. That's for the higher, that's what I might upload an episode of me watching that episode. Not you thinking.

Stream it. 85. Reaction video, if you react. Ah, I'm thinking, look at me. Watch this one, watch this one, watch this one. Oh, oh, I got the man. You heard what I said when I said? Oh, you're okay.

Oh, die. Now watch his reaction here, y'all. Yo, you ain't seen this nigga laugh this much. Oh, we had a ball. It was dope. You gotta get him to come to invest fast. No, 100%. He's on the radar.

There's a few people left, because the people are like, yo, y'all get that everybody, but we got a few people left. He's definitely one of them. He's definitely one of them to perform at invest fest. Little bushy. No, no. Don't ever say it like that.

He heard you say that. Yeah, yeah. He'd be left. Don't ever. Don't ever. Say it like that. How did he say it? You said, Little Bootsie.

Nah, bro, you're changing right in front of me, boy. You know that he can name Little Bootsie, and you're going to say, Little Bootsie? Why you know? No, not in the South? Not in No, you're not doing that. Not on this platform. You're not calling them Little Bootsie. I will not allow that.

Hell, I'm on your ass. You know what I'm going to hit his shit? You know he'd be on the fucking ass. You know he'd be on the fucking ass. Oh, shit. Oh, shout out some boozy. Oh, I need somebody get in touch with EYL. They'd have said my name all.

They'd have said my name all up, Vlad. Who the fuck you in, man? They'd fuck my name up, Vlad. He didn't have a motherfucker gonna say, Little Bootsie. How many interviews can he do with that? No. All of them.

Like, every time I go on YouTube, it's like, and he's like a correspondent weekly on every single time. It may have a lot of opinions. You know, every single day is a different clip. Eight-minute clip. I think Vlad just record everything as soon as he comes in. Come sit.

He asked him, where you parked there? All right, I'm like, why don't? Which car was it today? Those sound bites are going to be timeless. Oh, man. You think he trusts it like for the year four? Like, that's the person who closes out the festival? That would be the perfect person?

Yeah, because there's so, it's so much knowledge, information, and good You got a sprinkled just a little ratchet in there, just a little, a little sprinkled hood. That's what we, that's what we had, but like, he's a businessman, but geez he like performed, like we had Ross perform. You got to have an elevated hood. I see what y'all do. See what you? Y'all have it once they came from the hood and then they elevated above, but they steal. Billioners.

You know, on that, on that claim. But you think Bigginners don't want to hear some booze? I'm not, stay there. Say it off in this motherfucker. They go right back to that billion-dollar shit. I'm like, hey, guys, we got to set it off in this motherfucker. New strategic plan. My claim is all dogs, so don't make it set it off.

Your mama had more heart than your daddy's bitch ass. I can hit Daniel Penn in saying that. That's who made you soft. Hey, you got to get up every day. That's who made you soft. Hey, hey, the moment I told my mom I'm thugging out. outside, we don't need cable. That's when I made my first billion dollars.

I could just hear this shit with the little soft music playing behind it on those little inspirational quotes. Tiny desk. Bro, you could put that little inspirational quote music behind anything. There's so much shit you can say. If you say it like a white person and they don't know that it came from a black person, that shit is inside a ride.

If you say, if you say Pastor Troy lyrics with a redneck voice. What if heaven was hell? And vice versa, if I told you go to hell, would you tell I cursed you? Think about that, for us. Amen. Take a wrap, person. Well, that's his name, Pastor Troyes. Yeah.

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He had the Hawks game. He got shows. He making movies and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Y'all got the chip, right? Y'all on the last one? No, it was like two years ago. Two years?

Something like that. Who? Yeah, the soccer turned up. United. I don't know. You don't follow with that. I ain't been up there. They didn't want me to come up there.

They ain't been up there. Yeah. me to come in what they call it like a game ambassador where you hit the shit before the game yeah yeah you hit the anvil all right they want i ain't i'm my my schedule you don't have to do all that you can just go in there eat the food i should i absolutely must do all that right i must do all i'm the most over-the-top extra nigger ever we're going up there i want to be on the fucking microphone Atlanta are you ready I want to do all that shit it's not a monster truck and i feel like it don't exactly like you man let me be at the I will host a

Monster truck rap. He gave him a new nickname. Do you see this motherfucker? I'm white people gonna love me, bro. They should let you do a game. They should let you do like the color commentator for a game. Why I gotta be colored? That's what it's word.

We fought hard to get away from that label, man. That connotation. The competition for the game. They had Snoop, they do the NHL. You ever seen that? No, I heard he got something to do with the NFL. No, they had them in the booth. And he did like half of a period in the NHL game.

This shit was classic. So they should actually have you do the soccer game and just let you go. Hell yeah, I'm gonna fuck everybody. I'm gonna need somebody to tell me everybody name. They got the sheep. Boy, that white boy, Cole. You saw what he did when he kicked that one fucking

and put it behind his foot? Shit, ain't nobody fucking with him. They're like fucking with Atlanta. Come on, bro. You seen the flying cars? Nah. Yeah, the ones with the propellers. No, no, they, they just,

there's some new shit. They just, they just don't. I need to just watch the Jessons. Yeah. Same thing. Yeah, that shit ain't gonna work. What, it just hover? If it drives for 200 miles, it's electric.

I know you don't fuck with electric. Oh, wow, it's electric in the air. It drives for 200 miles and it flies for 100. Well, when it's gonna come down? How low the battery gets? It probably just on the nasty driving. And what if you're too high to come down before the battery cut out?

I know I gotta watch out for the new. Imagine you flying and you just all, is my shit off? Oh, shit. Am I? Oh, you're just trying to break yourself in this shit. I'm gonna jump. I'm gonna open the door.

That shit ain't gonna work. Motherfuckers can't drive on the ground. I know. That's crazy. And what's the route? Just willy-nilly. Yeah. Oh, this is normal.

Right now, they just approved it for like real select small areas. Good. But they plan on, like, you know, having it more or something. They're gonna have some land, man. You put a deposit right now. Nah, fuck that. Let's start off small. Let's just fuck, let's, let's get these Amazon drones right first.

They didn't get those right yet. They didn't get the fly. Then they're gonna be in the air. Good. Now you're flying in the air with the drive on. No, easy it's gonna be the steel shit. While you're up there. While I'm up there.

The fact. Yeah, it's air traffic control. We was having that conversation, like, you're gonna need some type of pilot license And a regular license to do it, though. Well, you probably not even gonna, there'd probably be self-driving cars. That go up?

Yeah. No, would you get one though? I'm asking you, because you fuck with the technology. Yeah, for sure, that's, that's a, that's a wave. Like, that's, yeah. How are you not gonna do it? You're gonna have a nigga fly over you? Who gonna wanna be-

gonna be-haid, nigga? You gonna be in traffic, I'm gonna just fly like, tru-h-h-h-pah! Pah! Yeah! They're gonna turn my shit up. And I turn it to the gas station. You heard what happened to him.

Man, I didn't save my three of them motherfucking blow up to date. No, hell, yeah. I won't want to know. Where? You're going to get it out. You ain't going to get it off the line. No, no, you got to wait two years. At what price point would you pay for?

Flag car. Right now, it's $300,000. That's not bad. That's not bad. That's not bad. I'm saying, you got a fucking car. I love cars, and I wouldn't do no shit like that. You got cars.

You got 80 cars. How many cars you got? He's talking about what I got out of the motherfucking thing. All I got to pet my ride. I got the ambition and the drive to be somebody. That is the only... You got your own car collection. I don't own nothing.

I work for this company that has a few cars by me personally. What company is that? Or? What company is that? It's a company I own by this guy. I work for the team I own. Yeah. I don't own a damn thing.

I'm... I mean... financially, I'm upside down. A Lamborghini, a Bugatti. Those is way out there. Right, right? No, that's just, for a nigger, it's just not prank. Bugatti like two million, right?

Two, like three million. What? A flying car? A Ferrari and shit. Oh, yeah. The type of nigger that I am, it just don't fit my lifestyle. I feel, I'm, me too. How long it'll fly?

It fit everybody. A hundred miles. You can't even fly that bitch to Burmish in Burmish. That's like, what, an hour and a half? That's like an hour and a half, right? But you could be anywhere in the city? Who's the same that you can only fly at 100 miles? You can't tell me how to flat my shit.

No, it's a lot. It only lasts a hundred, like, the battery is only going to go on. But I'm saying, you can't tell me at what speed to fly my shit. No, no. Because clearly it's going to be some kind of jet or some shit. You can only fly fans that they can fly, though. No, but I'm saying that you're going to tell me that I can drive 65. But I can fly fast and furious.

A fuck yeah, I'm going to figure out. L.S swamped that bitch. Why is your shit heavy? How did this name figure out? How to do burnout? burnouts in the clouds they go fans somebody put down the comments they're like they gonna have rims on it they're gonna have like hydraulics and they're gonna be no rims

niggi they're gonna have to just pimp out the windows real hard because nobody's gonna see you there's only two people can fit in it who's gonna see you only people that's in the sky right and back it's like side by side the side to side it's like the Jetsons like literally like if it was the Jetsons but modern it's a little bubble two people it has the wheels and then oh you really meant it looked like the Jetson shit yeah yeah no that's too dangerous Because even if somebody, if they're going to find a way to crash these motherfuckers,

then now you just got random-ass debris falling out of the sky. That shit ain't going to happen. I mean, that's like a plane, though. What's the difference? Man, a plane, nigger, if you let a fucking plane fall on you, you deserve to get it. Oh, I'm just saying. What you mean? You can't get out of the way.

Man, they got plenty of planes. There's no fear of planes. There's no fear of planes. There's no way. The plane is falling. But there's millions of planes in the sky every day. Harley is never, there's way more car. These motherfuckers, as pilots who've been in the military

and have flown for thousands of hours. You can't just go up there with a good driver's license and get in the air? That shit, now ain't going to happen. It depends. You need insurance to drive off the line. It depends. If it's got the airplane shit, no, I can't drive that.

But I told you before, if it's got a PlayStation controller, I can fly that bitch. And you're going to end up just like the motherfuckers on that tub. Exactly. The controller was not the problem. What was the problem? What was the problem?

The controller survived. That was actually a great commercial for that controller. It was the, it was that they... Them over could pull that bitch back up and play two K with it. The controller definitely didn't survive. Yes, it did. They had it at the bottom of the ocean. Intact.

It was the... One wouldn't fill off, dude. Eight miles down. I mean, it was 90,000 pounds of pressure on that bitch. I mean, I said, that held up. It's a fact. They went too far down. They went to 800.

Like... They didn't even make it that far. And they went down too many times. You went down too many times. down you go down what time cool you're done they that was triple 11 you know what I'm mad at the motherfuckers had all that money and never upgraded the submarine that's what I'm saying crushed release go down crush they were billion they could have bought a real fucking submarine true no attachment to Marcos got submarines they move doping submarines you

mean to tell me you can't but like I said they but they just want to just go underwater they were trying to go to some shit that we've never seen before And that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. They're not trying to go and see the darkest depths of the sea type shit. Because why would you, who, ain't nobody trying to do that. It looks like, I'm damn sure not now.

But the man that made Titanic went down there and did it, so white people won't have to. That's like they take Zika. James Cameron. James Cameron did that. So hopefully you don't go to that. Hopefully you want to go through that. And he had a good-ass shit. This was right.

It had hands. This shit. He had the shit that you could steer with your feet. Motherfucking had a light on the front like Mrs. Prism. Which one would you rather do? Go out of space or deeper to the ocean? Oh, I'm in the air. If you go deep enough in the ocean, you're going to be out of space.

Space? Then deep in the ocean, space. Oh, I. Give me space. So what you said? Why? What'd you say? If you go deep enough in the ocean, you'll be out of space anyway.

Oh, you're going to see it. some shit that go out of space what you mean what do you mean by that I'm one of those people that believe the earth is flat I'm no it's not that I didn't say that the earth is flat I just believe that in is out and out is in yes so you just way that this fucking the way that the whole fucking galaxy is set up is it's not that the earth is flat but the only way we'll be able to experience it is in the flat version because we're so fucking small and it's so big it's going to always seem flat to us because we won't ever have some shit that's going to actually be able to show you how big this shit actually fucking is because you got to keep in

mind even if they go and they send a satellite up that takes a picture of the earth it's still going to have to be a smaller scale down version of the actual size of it so that's all unless it's really far away right so you will never get to truly know how big this shit is and it's like our human capabilities will only let us experience it in as much as we can perceive as flat. They're unknown. Right, because it ain't like you're going to go to a certain point on this motherfucker

and fall off the earth. Because of gravity. You dare you will. No, I'm just saying, just the way this bitch is set up. This shit ain't even. I think that's the problem. Like the earth just smoothed around.

But I always don't see. You sweep the end of some earth. I'm going to say, my nigga. What if this flat. at the top and round at the bottom. Who you fuck knows? It got a little ass on. Like it's like a half of, like a half a spin.

Like a half a spin. Yeah, so it's like, you'll hear people say it's a dome, so it's like. Like a dome, yeah. What if we trapped in the middle of some shit that's, there's, that some shit there's down to? You believe that we actually ever made it to the moon? Because people said we never made.

Who fuck is we? I know I ain't been. I'm human beings. White people? White people. No. Yeah, it ain't that far. No. It's not that far?

No. If we had flying cars that could go up, then you get there in like four hours. That's the crazy part about it, dude. When you say out of space, that shit really ain't but like an hour up. Yeah. But what happened if you go an hour down?

So what the fuck is that? If you go down. A hour up takes you out the atmosphere. Exactly. An hour down, yeah. We take you out the fucking atmosphere. The same shit I said. Ain't no oxygen.

Exactly. Similar characteristics, we don't know. I mean, both are known. So what you think happened? to the fucking submarine there. Something that happened. Pressure. Exactly.

Where the fuck it comes from? The amount of water. So if there's pressure from the bottom, it's gotta be. Oh yeah, atmospheric pressure. Thank you. We know that. Come on now.

And he asked me what I'm talking about. He just told me what I'm talking about. I just told you. It's the same shit. The same, all right, this one is saying. The same shit that's under there is over there. As it is below, it is over. Now, thank you very much.

This concludes my two. TED Talk. And if you disagree, suck my dick with ice in your mouth. What's it? Keep all in it. Bro, that's the hell of the shit to say to somebody. I don't give a fuck at what point. You know.

We're missing a lot of good insults. I thought a lot more would, like, come about. And ain't a lot of good ones. Like, we had some classic insults that's just died off. Like, what's the last time you heard somebody say, man, kiss my ass? No, they, they wreckers Can't even say that no more.

People are actually fucking do. But that's too nice, though. That's too. That's too. That's too nice. That's the S&D, that's what they're saying. Like, girls, this shit is right. These kids are wrecked. I work in schools. That's what they said.

It's just like a regular life. You got to fight the kid. Like, I've heard a kid tell a thing to go suck your mother's pussy. That's the, um, Jamaican shit. That's Jamaica shit. That's what I'm saying. Suck your mama pussy. Like, we got a fight, right?

Suck your mother. Go suck your mother. Kiss my ass is a. As I said, that's too nice. You'll suck your mother. What's the wife say suck your mother, that's different. See, that shit hit different to Jamaicans, but in America, that shit are probably in the argument. It's just confused.

I'm talking about shit. I don't even want to argue with you. That's what you walk around thinking about all day? What was that you to say some shit like that? Now, who that is? That's reckless. But who started that? But who started that?

It's about how. How disrespectful could I be when I say something? No, no, but that's the same in Jamaica. I know. Who started it? I don't know. The most disrespectful Jamaican there ever was. Go suck your mother.

It probably was a lady. It started out to just suck your mother. I bet it was a lady. It was probably go suck your mama titty. Then it had to get involved. You know what I'm saying? Because that was a hell of the answer. Like a little titty, babe.

Like, go suck your mother, right? So suck your mother was. That's the only way you're supposed to suck your mother. Did. I don't even like the way. That's the only way that any one's ever going to suck that So to differentiate it, you gotta go further. Right.

You gotta push it. Yeah. Yeah. It's the only way. It's the only way. That's the only way. Now, you got a point there. That's a fact.

That's a great point. And he is never point list. That's why sometimes when the conversation gets to a point, I just, I get out. That's a great fucking point. This motherfucker knows. He knows shit. Somebody say that to you, what else?

It's just, you either fight or you walk away. You either just say, I'm not even waste my time. I thought you didn't hear it? No, it's just like, I... I'm gonna tell him, hurry it with my ox tail. See? Hurry up. Hurry up.

Oh, so, come on. Um, Morgan, please. I would flip it, because I know how I am. I would go say, when you go suck your daddy's pussy? See how quiet he got? I wasn't saying you. They were gonna get mad. I just you.

I just you. target i'm saying it's a kid though i'm just saying if somebody told me that i'm definitely going to follow up with suck your father's pussy that's that's my retort to that wherever the wherever it goes from there we'll just keep naming random that's on the Drake record when he had um yeah the dude from um jamaica who been he no uh popcorn he's like go suck your mother no apology oh yeah he's like oh suck your mother no apology you know offering it in in advance with no apology like i'm telling you this and I'm telling you, I suck your mother.

No tapebacks. No apology. No apology. No apology. That's crazy. Yeah, man. Me no sorry. You know what?

I do like to watch those, like, the reggae version of like Summer Jam where they had an artist who'd been beefing and they come on stage. And they battle with each other. That's a sound class. That's crazy. I used to get violent back in the day. It did. Really? Yeah.

Yeah, they don't have them. The sound like that. Ninja Man pulled this gun out and get it. He gave it to the Prime Minister. You know what you know? Yeah. You know, yeah. Why he gave him?

He's like, he was just showing him. He was that fucking bad. Yeah, he was a guy. That was like the 90s of him. Yeah, this dude is like the Forrest Gump of the culture. Like, he got just a bunch of random shit that he knows. I know a lot of random shit. That's why me and this thing have been by this home.

If he don't know, we know. You just watch the History Channel. It's like... No, you can't. No, you can't even find this shit on a history. We had to go with old DVDs and shit. See, I've been in the crew. smoking blessing.

I'll be watching black pizza. This nigga have some of the most classic interviews, bro. This lady asked him how many kids he had. He said 35. That was crazy. In the car. You talking about the interview in the car? No, the one he did with the lady from the news.

The real, like, she was like real prissy and shit. Yeah. Got, got, got, got. So he was, she was asking him all these questions, and he was just giving her the most random, loopy-ass passes, but he was dead-ass serious. Yeah. He's back now.

He made a return. He made a return. Yeah. He's doing shows again. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. He's still doing the Christian shit. You know, he tried to do.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, he'd be doing. Christian reggae? Well, he tried to go. Jesus! Yeah, I just want... Lord of mercy. Disclaimers, for all my makers, I do not approve this.

God have to do. Jesus grace! Jamaican's love some Jesus. I don't care. Whatever, bro. We all the same black. It's just like, whatever. You spent some time, you was in Florida, you spent time in Florida?

You spent time in Florida, hell yeah. Oh, that's why. You would know that. This is what's Indian culture there. Yeah. What you mean? So like, no, from Mississippi. Not in Tallahassee, though.

That's in Portland. I'm just saying Florida. Yeah, no, Florida got some. And we got some from the South Florida area. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like little Jamaica. Well, anywhere you go, it's some Jamaicans there. That's a fact.

They be everywhere. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, we're making. It's everywhere else. Me, man. You in Jamaica? Yeah.

Well, my parents are born there. Both of them? Yeah. That's crazy. So you grew up getting the most ferocious ass woman. No, no. Are they proud of you? That's why you kept the teacher job, so they'll still be like, he's a teacher.

My son? My son works. My son works. My son works. Yeah. He tried to tell. Me and Rashad, we've been really successful if you just believe in. No.

Keep the job. Good job. Keep that job. I'm gonna earn your leisure. I can't even fuck my team, Frank. It's a ride, dude. Y'all international, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah, man.

That's a fact. Did that play in Jamaica yet? We went to Jamaica, we interviewed. Don't just be over there vacation and tell them that fish too? We went to, we sat down with Usain Boat. We signed out with Baby Shim. We sat down with Bounty Killer. Come on, man.

So we was out there. We still need to do something on a business. on a major scale out there just because on a personal level what it means but yeah love dream we're just there like last month y'all hit the ukk too right yeah just came back from london uk i'm telling you y'all y'all got to do a show in london like i've done some shows in london but it's just been long i need to go back because it's the age 85 south show exactly that's the fact not everywhere they got black people not somebody else show booked you not like 85 south show come on man the beans and toasts featuring carlos miller

You know what I don't know what, don't say that. We don't know exactly what that means. That could be slang for something. Beans and toast. He hit him right in the beans and toast. He hit him in the beans and toast. He hit him in the beans and toast. White in his beans and toast, I said, white in his bones.

He hit him white and his bones. What is she got to do, smite me on the toast? Yeah. That's going to be the name. It's gonna be the name of the festival. No, London. Y'all gonna love London, though. The Bees and Tusks, man.

London's vibes, man. You've been there? No, they sent me bad. They sent me back. Oh, at the airport? Yeah. He that friend. Oh, shit.

They turn me around. They get sent back and shit. Damn. They knew what I was coming to do. They knew what I was going to happen, man. That's the worst, though. Like, they could have told you that before you left the country. Exactly.

Don't let you fly. Seven hours. It was the bullshit of, I was supposed to be going over there to do the show, but the show. People didn't get the proper work visas and shit. So they say, don't say nothing about doing the show. Oh, why are you here? Hey, go to the show.

Look at the flyer. No, I ain't say that. I didn't say that I knew. But then while I'm getting on the plane, the plane already boarded, I'm in my seat. The lady called me and like, yeah, one of the comedians said that they on a show and they pulled up the show and they might not let you in because they looked.

And I'm like, I'm already on the plane. I can't get off this motherfucking nothing. I'm gonna go to jail if I get off this motherfucking now. Damn, I'm on my way. I got there. I tried to play like I wasn't doing no show. It's like, they gave me a contact show there. No, no, they gave me a contact person.

I had a phone number. Man, they're like, okay, we'll call the person. I call them. They will not answer. Man, I'm in there for a minute. I'm like, no, I'm not doing no show. They canceled. Like, in a hold this area?

Yeah, straight off the plane. When you get off the, when you get through the little customer thing, yeah. So you could have just said that you was here on, like, vacation? That's what I did say. I didn't say I was doing the show. They already had you flag. They had the flyer. A vacation for one day.

Get the fuck out of my country. No, no, we were there for a few days. But they had the flyer for the show. They printed the shit off from the computer and the shit. This you, sir? So how long they take, how long it? We call the theater. They're expecting you.

I said, I don't know why. Did they pay for your plane? Did they put you on a flight back or you had to buy a flight back? No, they put me on the next thing back. Okay, okay. What was that, like, seven hours? Yeah, yeah. They used to have like this, this run in London.

When you would go and do, like, you would go there for like 10 days and do, like, seven shows or some shit, just all over the place. But when I did it, I had the worst experience with those promoters. Like, the shows were good, but these, I guess, was. They didn't pay you? No, it ain't that they didn't pay me. It's the way that they paid me. Like, by the time, about the fifth day, and I'm like, bro, what my money had? You got my own money?

Oh, yeah, man, you can pay it at the game. I'm like, bro, I'm just not about to ride with these niggins in there. I know they got my money, bro. What the fuck is my paper? Because every night this one boy got all this pink-ass money and shit. Like, me, what my money? Color money. Nick, I know I don't want no Burger King, you know?

I got food money, dude. That's my pay. You Americans, man, I tell you. Hey, you say one more thing about America. I'm gonna slap the shit out. I'm gonna slap the shit out you, bro. I'm gonna slap the shit at you. You say, yeah, a nigga if I even hear you sing in America.

So how many days over there? I'm just saying, by the time you over there 10 days, you'd be ready to snap. But why, how do they expect you to live if they gonna get you the money at the end? I don't know, this was back in the day when niggas was thugging and hustling it. But if you didn't beat them up,

they would all make sure you had the money. It's just the way that they handled it, money. You've been back since then? Yeah. That's just one experience. Yeah. Then when I was going back over there, I've been a couple of times. I made sure I was getting my breath straight right there.

What about any other countries? Like you've been to, like, you performed in Paris, anything like that? No. Paris? Yeah. You been? The first thing? Y'all took, y'all took the early leisure to parents?

We ain't doing a show in Paris yet. We've been to Paris. No, you been. You go to fashion week and shit. Yeah, you was out there shopping. You was buying shit off the mannequin. Tail made cuts and shit. The mannequin.

The mannequin. Not in the window. The one upstairs. when they're still working on the shit. It's almost done. It's not finished yet. I want it just like that. Ready to wait.

It's a work of art. If you finish it, it ain't going to fit me. It's a work of art. You know, he's a fashion model. I know. Yeah. I see the thing. I'm never going to let that die.

You can't. You got to keep it alive. That's my thought. Man, he ain't international player with it, man. Has to happen. Hell yeah. Gonna probably be walking in, you know, the foooo show. Shout up to David John.

He's supposed to have been over here. He didn't came. Keep talking shit till they come. Until they come? Yeah. You want all of them or just? David John. Hey, everybody's welcome.

This is the show, man. I'm telling you, from 18 months to 96 years old. They fit in there. This show is number one to them. Yeah, they still operating. That's what's up, man. Proble? Yeah, just not.

I mean, obviously not the same scale. Well, they sold it, though, right? Or no? I think so. I don't know the details of it, though. They shouldn't have sold it because it's like once they sold it, then the shit got watered down. That's how y'all talking about that.

What should y'all take on that? On selling a company? Sell it. What type of company? Well, you know, I think what they were on the clip, it was kind of saying, like, people was talking about how people selling their shit, and, you know, it's a black own business to keep it black, and what should y'all take on that?

My take is it is a black owned business, but you got to sell it so you can have some black-ass money. Right. Because that's the whole purpose of starting a business. And if you're working. And all they're really buying is your concept. And if you as good as you say you are, you have a hundred of those, but now you have the fucking means to do it. Yeah. I mean, I look at it, like, you know, you can't have an emotional attachment to a business.

It's hard not to because, like, you start a business like a child. See, that's how you become a billion. that's a fact. That's a fact. That's a fact. But you got to think like that. I look at Elon Mark's perfect example. Started PayPal, sold PayPal for $200 million at like 30 years old. Like most people get $200 million at 30 years old. They're gone. They're off the radar. They're just chilling. Life is good. He ran all of that back when broke, started SpaceX first before Tesla. SpaceX ain't really worked out. Then he started Tesla. Now he's up $200 billion. Like, you know what I mean? He wouldn't have had that $200 billion if he didn't sell his original company, PayPal, for $200 million.

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I'm pulling up at the Lexington. Opera House. I might be on a thoroughbred horse. Something that you can pull up to the Kentucky Derby with, but that's neither here nor there. Make sure you click the link, go to the website and get the tickets, and if you don't, I'm going to be highly disappointing you. This is Lexington Kentucky. Lexington. Pull up. And there ain't a lot of shit to do in Lexington. It might be that weekend. I ain't checked, but this weekend comes to me and then do that other shit when I leave. Shit, we need this money at the end of the day. We gotta sell out this tour, man.

Shit. Hey, what's up, Fort Wayne, Indiana? August the 25th, I'm gonna be there. What we're gonna be at, Javier? At the Embassy Theater, you already know, so look here. Hit the link, get the tickets, pull up on me, and it's going down. That's Fort Wayne, Indiana, and that's August the 25th at the Embassy Theater. I don't know who you've been hanging with or who you're friends with,

but if they don't have no tickets for this, show stop hanging around them lose-ass people i'm serious but i'm playing hold on hold on bro what he did with that 200 mil he invested in into space oh that was space he ran it yep he tried to do his other business he ran it back and like i said space x ain't ain't work out at first bro you can't get all up in space with 200 million even i know that This man was trippery. Why didn't go straight to the car?

I knew you had the electric car. He wasn't trying to go out there yet. He was trying to, but then some other shit. Yeah. Oh, I just, if I had $200 million, I think I'm right. You wouldn't even be going to space. But it's the infrastructure, right? It takes capital to scale.

Like when people look at it, it's like, all right, well, you got me. But he probably learned a lot in their failure. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. And he turned it into something out. He has multiple businesses outside of that. But he learned something from the failure.

But they never, people always say, like, don't sell your business. Like, you black on, keep it black on. But they never tell you what happens if you don't sell your business, and the business fails, them. Right. Because, like, hey, man, like, hold shit. There's a lot of work. You can own 100% of nothing.

A lot of people do that. Because when you fuck up and you back at the bottom, the only thing they're going to say is hold your head. And I'm going to pray for you. They ain't going to give you no money. It's not going to be no financial lifeline, nothing like that. You know what I'm saying?

Yo, he fell low. So it's like, ooh, what happened? You're right? You back here with us? And they're looking out the window. But just looking at the way the world has shaped out, that's the only option now. Take the fucking money.

Or, I mean, you don't have to take the money. You could take the company to the stock market, right? Yeah, you've got options. Or you can keep it in the family. Like, it's not wrong with family-owned businesses, but whatever is right for you. I feel like people, the internet is such,

I hate the internet sometimes because everybody's got an opinion about stuff that they've never done stuff that will never affect them. That's right. And like, yo, you shouldn't do this. Why you do this? Why do y'all do this?

Like, how do you are going to tell me what's best for me? And you're just on the outside looking in. You have no idea to inner workings that it took to do this. You don't know what my plan is. You don't know my financial situation. You don't know my financial situation.

You don't know anything about my family. And you, like, have it as a priority to try to give me a life, advice on what's best for me because they have made up in their mind what they think it is as I'm saying no you you get an offer for a hundred million right and in the same like somebody sounding already their intellectual property for 100,000 and they criticizing you yeah like you've never been input in this position right but they tell you what they would do only if they're you in

that position they don't never want to be you and do the shit it took to get the way you had no motherfuckers want to be oh if I was you I would you wouldn't be shit. That's why you got up. I wouldn't be shit if you was me. It's like a video game. Oh, well, if they gave you two billion, what are you really worth? Like, three billion? Shit the fuck. So you got two? So go get the one. I'm gonna take this to and then I'm gonna flip it. And give me, I'm gonna take this to and I'm gonna bust this all the way down. I'm still a nigger. I'm about to take out of this two billion. I'm about to have more than I ever had. I'm about to

to take that out whenever I started with. We're harsh to the people that look like trust. So like when we get these type of offers, whether 300 million, 400 million, billion, it's the critique that comes with it. Meanwhile, people in Silicon Valley running up 400, 500 million, not a question. Not a look back, not like, hey,

what are you guys doing for the community? Hey, what did you get back? Hey, how many do you have? If they come and ask me to sell this show for 400 million, it's gonna be, welcome back to the 85% show with your new host. Ryan C. Chris. I'm going.

And then I'm going to start me a black people business where we find out your real ancestors and show you where you really came from. Yeah, imagine what you do with that. Now you're 100 million. Now what. Everybody, social media is giving people a platform to just criticize.

And every time they say in your comments. This is coming from her place. No, it's not. I'm just looking at it. What they say, man. No, it's not even, because we post content from other people. So I look at other people It'll be like this person gave fitness advice

This person gave real estate advice There's always somebody that was like Well technically if you do this differently So what it is is just to draw attention to yourself really That's spam It is spam but it's real people You got to click on some of them profiles man You got to click on them

Then you would know that this shit don't even hit the side When you see this shit That's a fact but it's also a mentality of, like he said, black people have a bad habit of over-analyzing and criticizing each other. It doesn't happen with any other group of people.

Nope. Like, like he said, nobody's ever asking Phil Nait, or what are you doing for your community? Or how much did you give back? That's because they're community straight. But even if it wasn't, they're not held to any responsibility at all. Like, we hold each other to a responsibility that we don't hold ourselves to it.

My thing is, like, they're like, oh, What has Michael Jordan done for the neighborhood? What have you done for your neighborhood? Right. You know what I'm saying? Nobody asked what target. His death is a tree, like, you got trees and you fucking are.

Why you want you clean up your own shit? You don't even clean up your neighborhood. You want you want somebody who's a billionaire to come back to a neighborhood that he's never been to. You actually live in the neighborhood right now and you've literally done nothing. A lot of people have. Why don't come there to clean up this motherfucker? Why you keep putting this shit?

Some people just have a savior mentality. That's a fact. It's gonna magically happen and just change the conditions of their life. No, it doesn't work like that. You're responsible for your own fucking life. I mean, if you got that complex, that's what you're waiting on.

That's more active than just sitting there waiting on the motherfucker to come save it. That's a fact. Yeah, man. It's not gonna happen. No, it's not gonna happen. He's not out of here. They're not coming for you.

Black people talk about what black people don't do too much. or what black people do, do too much. Or need to do. We need to just do shit. Do so? We're gonna save the motherfuckers that we can save. We're gonna help the ones that we can help.

And the ones who wanna say bullshit and not be a part of the progress gonna get left for the fuck there. It's really that simple. There's generations of that. Yeah, yeah. I mean, who is we? No, I'm just fucking.

By you on your own? Me and the motherfuckers. I know. That's, when I say we, I'm talking about me and the motherfuckers I know, because we already talked about this shit. We're going to get us some money first. Then we're going to help who the fuck we can help is we are. But we're not going to fuck up our money trying to save everybody.

We just not going to fucking do that. You just leave by demonstration. Thank you. Yep. That Mark is Garter type shit. Like what you've done here, what y'all built here, right? People, and we used to have this conversation before we started with, it was like, if people watch what y'all doing outside of,

of just like the entertainment part, the business structure, what y'all doing, how you're hiring. That's inspirational. Like, there's no difference between you and the dude that's in your neighborhood. Yeah, but see, we have to camouflage some of the shit we do because we still niggins. So we have to put the weed in the show.

It's like a cloak. We don't need them to know that we run and shit. They need to just know that we are doing our part. We're doing the fuck out our part. We got four, five different. Back to school drives. We're helping the homeless strippers. We are.

That's the important demographic. There's so many. Boys and girls clubs. Popping up at the high schools and extend the stays. That's homeless. I don't know that. Extended stay, that's homeless too. Yeah, it's teetering.

It's too. It ain't home. It is not home. You never stayed in one of the motherfuckers, that shit. Smikki. Somebody else's kitchen tomorrow. Don't even feel like an apartment. I got to give a shout out to him, my boy, M.G, the mortgage guy.

Shout to Matt. Yeah, that dude cold, man. Matt, the mortgage guy. Yeah, he came down and talked some good shit with me, and I know y'all be- You smoke with y'all? I don't know, I can't, I would never incriminate nobody. Yeah, we all, you know.

Why are you asking that? That was a test. That was a test. I'm not sure if he did or not. Anybody who did come down. I smoked with me. It smoked. Anybody who come on this show and smoke.

It's smoking on Nate. We don't even smoke on this show. This is all. This is CGI. Thank you. We're just using what's available to us since, you know, shit is down right now. It's deep-fake. It's the cloth.

His blood is holographic. Right. It's a deep fake. Yeah. Like you were saying, though, some people ain't going to support this shit just because it's us. True. And those people wasn't going to buy shit anywhere. Like, that's why I don't argue people in the comments.

I'll just block somebody. 85% they're not, they're not going to support you any of you. You can support you anyway. The people that... Don't block everybody though. Sometimes it's good to go back and forth so you can stay up on your shit. Or just set an example. Sometimes you just got to embarrass somebody to set an example.

Because they're not... You start making captions about that shit. You just respond in the captions. They're not going to support you. You're never going to get a dollar from them ever in life. So why you can waste energy? And why mess up the ecosystem? But they're giving you social currency too.

In one regard? Because they're going to. keeping all this traffic to your page because these motherfuckers not only will argue with you, but they will argue with anybody who engages with them. That's the crazy shit, bro. This is a business that we are not trolling is a billion dollar

business too. Somebody that you never met, bro. You're going to argue with somebody for hours. Sociality thrives on negativity, man. You didn't read what the person put in the first number, and now you're mad. Yeah. Now I'm a motherfucker mad because they said you didn't, oh, I know how to read.

I'm just giving my opinion. Man, we need these motherfuckers, man. That's the duality of life. It's going to be people who are going to come and celebrate and turn this shit up to another level. And then we're going to wait on. We're going to worry about the five motherfuckers who can't get in the party.

We're going to let them fuck the party up because five niggas couldn't get in. That's why they kick him out. Thank you. So we're supposed to give a fuck what they did in the parking lot. We're supposed to be in the party and join the party. The party goes on, regardless of it. Thank you.

Show must go on. Shit. Absolutely. And we'll go on. So fact. That's what the best is like. That's why you gotta be there. See?

It's part of it. So basically, this whole conversation, we've been talking about InvestVest. The whole time. And didn't even. I didn't even know it. I told you, motherfucking. I ain't even know it.

Up and down. Put the weed cloak up, man. Put it back up. Somebody get my smoke cloud around. Delete this. Put the button over there. Turn the blood off. Put the blurry thing on it.

Turn the blood off. It's holographic. That shit goes. Glitch out my hands. They have been buying up some real estate. Yeah, we got some properties in Ohio and Connecticut. Okay. What part of Ohio?

Oh, maybe don't say. Okay, Cleveland. Yeah, Cleveland. We're looking at Detroit. Like, markets that's still, you know, affordable. Somewhat. Yeah, I don't bought a man for Cleveland. in Detroit.

These motherfuck is about the whole west side. Yeah, I get some shit in Nashville. We was out in, we was in Memphis. We was in Nashville. Yeah. A thriving city. Milwaukee, too. I saw this, I don't know, you know how you consume so much meat.

You don't know where you see this shit. But there was this white dude, he was saying, like, it's better to buy property in Republican states. I would, why you say that though? Because they favor the owner. Yeah. That's a fact. That's a fact.

That's a fact. That's a fact. Like, the laws for landlords in Atlanta is crazy. Like, you could kick somebody out in a week. New York, they're staying a year and a half. Not pay rent. Stay in a year and a half. Sue you, you gotta pay them.

Like, you can't get rid of a tenant. You gotta go to trial to get them out. It's a tenant friendly state. It's crazy. So it's like they literally can be slum. They could tear your shit apart. Stay for as long as they want, not pay you. you rent and there's nothing you can do about it it's terrible and they know the government pay you

nobody pay you we can't do that so what then what you do we can't we cannot we cannot we cannot promote any of this show I will not allow it this is a family show you know I would if it's my spot and you're not saying you're gonna come out of your door one day and your kneecap not gonna be there we can't make hypothetical threats either why you can not condone this type of behavior in Atlanta I got some shit coming up with some billions that they know, and we're going to have to turn this fucking thing around. Well, the billionaires understand. Hey.

You're going to get up out of there. If I got a billion dollars, you're going to leave. See, that's not billionaire thinking. You're thinking like a millionaire, my name. Put the tiger in there with you. Such a... Don't want to leave. Oh, okay.

Let's go in there and taking shit on the other floor. No problem. No problem. We're going to leave. You don't want to leave. You don't want to leave. I think shit in your house. He'll be in the house when they come in.

Oh, and bring your family. They'll bring everyone. You ever smelt tiger shit? Yo, we're going to introduce you to our billionaire friends. We're going to clean this up first. We're going to take all the weed away. There we go. No the fuck we're not.

Because we know if they're real billionaires, they're going to try to sneak in the bathroom and do some cocaine. So how dare them fucking come out here and try to judge my blood? He smoked on Joe Rogan shit. I mean, he's not different. A billionaires messing with the weed space? They fucking with the legal shit. That's what he should do.

He really want to piss them people off here. Come on this show and do that. If he came on this show, then that'll take it to another level. You smoke Viola. Elon Musk. Elon Musk can come on this day. That's Al Harrington. He was saying he need a book.

But he's not, he better have some good-ass presence. He got he's going to be at a better. He got Viola. It's a number one black-owned cannabis company in America. I mean, he's doing it. I want to fuck with him. He liked controversy. You got to put that on your dad.

He would definitely come on this black ass show and smoke bluts with some black dudes and then piss off white America right before the new Tesla come out, bro. Then we fucking around and get a couple hundred million just because we had the right kind of weed that he fucked with. Then we get off camera and get the kick in this real shit. Man, we get it on the boom. See, Elon Musk is the real white folks. them the real white folks like the motherfuckers outside

they're like outside yelling and shit them ain't the real white the crazy thing is like Elon muslin them them the real ones the crazy thing is like you didn't do it this not a bad thing four of them can take over a whole like a whole fucking country and shit

I had to add it up like Elon Musk and three of his partners the motherfuckers who his big homies Elon Musk could take over a country by himself I'm saying but you don't never want to take that kind of risk by yourself Yeah, that's why you make it far in business.

You know that. He could buy the country for the price of Twitter. Here we go talking about shit we can't afford again. 44 billion. That's a lot. It's a lot. 44 billion is a lot. You could buy some of them little countries

is hard to pronounce. That's an obscene amount of money. You could buy a country that you would be surprised. Some of these countries ain't what you think. That's a fat. That's a bunch of them that you can buy. That you know. That's a fat.

Trump would have sold that bitch. That's the thing that you don't know. He might have fucked around and sold this bitch and ain't told nobody yet. You know how long it take for that type of paperwork to come out? That's why he kept some of that shit at the crib. Yeah, so no, we're on America, too. You don't leave, we shit on your country.

That's why he kept that paperwork, man. Trump done fucking around and sold his bitch, man. That's why he kept that shit at the house in the bath room. So you think, you know he's running for president. You think, how you think, how you think this is going to play out? That nifamuffer going to win again. You said he going to win? But he is, he is unbeatable.

What do you think? What do you think? What do you think? Is it unbeatable? He can't nobody beat him. Unless, unless somebody just come out, like, making sense. Like, it would have to be like, I don't know, man. It had to be somebody that came out talking the most shit.

But it made sense. He got to talk. You got, it's wrestling. You gotta be bigger than him now. You gotta talk more shit. Motherfuck gotta come out pour two beers down the throat and get to talk of shit to beat Trump. Like this shit, this is a motherfucker.

You can't be regular no more. You can't be presidential. You can't be a politician. He's different. Man, yeah. He's different. This is gonna be legendary. He's gonna be hilarious

because he's gonna win the Republican nominee. Yes, man, because that motherfucker different. That's what I'm trying to tell you. You can go out there and make the most sick. And he's gonna come back with the most childish insult. White people love this motherfucker different, man. They try to sabotage them on both sides. Republicans, try to sabotage him Democrat.

And he's still going to win. And now you're going to have, he's going to be a really outlaw this time. But you can't, though. This motherfucker is like a good comedian. He's going to be totally ten times worse than he was last time. He's like a good-ass comedian. He always got to come back. They never can catch this motherfucker off.

He at least had some level of like, I got to chill. You know, the Republican Party's still backing me. Now they turned their back on them. So now he's like the real renegade. He got the people. He has 78 million. So he's going to blame them, and then he's going to blame the Democrats. He's going to say whatever.

Like, now he's really going to be unhinged. Unless. They're trying to lock him up? Miraculous shit happens. Unless he gets locked up. He gets locked up, and then they can figure out 300 million people get they still in loan. You've seen what going to jail do for a rapper. Imagine what that shit a do for president.

Which rapper? Oh, he got to, they're not about to give him no hard time. Oh, shit, Tupop. He does. He's gonna be on some Tupac shit. He'll do his time. Don't say that because the white people are already saying that. Man, y'all motherfuck.

I'm telling you. A white girl was like, Trump is Tupac. And I didn't know it. I didn't know. I'm saying. Don't know what I'm saying. You're going to say impact. They're going to be like, Carlos.

It's listening. No, I'm not. I ain't with it. I'm just saying it had a same impact. TFC. Especially if he'd do his time right before he take over. Do his time. That motherfucker would come back down and he's like that shit.

Which matters has jail worked out for us? Tupac, he's worked out. I said recently. That's 30 years ago. That's worked out for him? Yeah, he's not. He's still hot. He's hot.

He came out for him. He did get super grimmeling after jail. Rap used to be part of the promo pack. Used to be said. Bucci man. Musically? Yeah, he still was relevant. Came out.

Bootsie. Meek Mill. See, this list could go on and on forever because there's too many niggas. You don't even know who went to prison. Little Wayne. Little Wayne. The client after that, though. But he's still, it's still a little Wayne.

I think it was a personal choice. The decline? Man, that motherfucker had 500 songs in a year. You think he don't give a fuck no more. He beat the game easily by himself. You remember when the Vibe magazine came out with the 200 best Lil Wayne versus... Come on, man.

Kevin Gates. He became a bigger artist? I think so. Most rappers do. If people are already fucking with you. T. Grizzly, first day out. Well, he was a bigger artist. He was already home.

Yeah, but I'm saying. his song first day out yeah that's a great song that's a fact yeah that's why yeah he had all this shit he was thinking of that shit while he was in there trump wait so i get out so you're saying trump's going to win you asking me so these people on this camera can be like oh oh oh i don't fuck with dude i don't fuck i know how america works this is a lowdown dirty mother it's a the times is too scandalous they were so sensational he would easily beat joe biden again yeah If they go back and he's winning. Man, this motherfucker is just going to, look at Joe.

He doesn't even know he's here. Ain't any of white people going to eat that shit up? He doesn't. Joe, Joe doing bad, bro. Every day, if we can figure out the student older, then they got a chance. I'm just saying it just looks worse. Like, he can't walk properly, he can't talk properly.

I'm talking out from the age standpoint. That's what I'm saying. Like, they hide it. I feel like they're only two years apart, though? I don't care. It don't matter. I hope he good. I want them to be straight, man.

At this point, both of them, holy shit, man. And it's never going to be no young people in there. Young things are. When? Obama got old as soon as he got in there. He got gray heads now. You got to be, what, 40? How old are you going to be?

35. 35. You turn 40 as soon as you win. Five years. I'm holding up the room for the president. We could have been dead. Y'all the fuck with it. Yeah.

Y'all introduced me to the billionaires and shit. That's a fact. I ain't bet. Because I'm going to be the child support president. I'm going to be the nigger change all the child support laws. First law, you're changing about child support. Oh, first day is we gonna start small and build it up. That holds to spend your license shit, revoke your passport.

No, nigger, you gotta be able to go get this money. You behind. And if you can't, we're gonna give you a certain amount of time, and then we'll give you one of those bullshit-ass jobs, like where you can't not come. You get what I'm saying? You know how they put- Work here.

Right, you will at least have to work. Oh, you can't pay your child support. Oh, okay, well, you're gonna be on this, we're gonna build these motherfucking highways, shit till you get caught up yeah I'm put you out there with them niggas who be filling the potholes and shit and yeah you'll work somewhere yeah you'll work this shit but tru ain't like they ruin your life shit oh you in jail yeah come out yeah but it ain't like you gotta stay that you come there you work it work it

you work it off and you get your ass back and you work somewhere because it ain't you can do for the kids in jail that's true right good proposition and if you got you and your baby mama y'all can't get in y'all can't get this shit together yeah then y'all gonna have to have these sessions with the lady. Now everybody got to go see the later. You thought about this. Hell yeah. Everybody got to go see the later.

They're fucking up the kids. Y'all doing all this arguing and shit. Yeah, go talk to that later. For 12 weeks, don't come back into this paper field. And that lady doesn't say, every time. I like it. You got to get child support.

What's the official title going to be? Child support reform. reform. They're trying to do that. Because that's going to fuck, that's going to happen with the debt, too. They tried to do that in California. They tried to, they try to tie to the student alone, shit. Child support forgiveness.

They tried to. If I ain't paying for your kids, I damn sure ain't paying back to school. Right. I'm not paying for my own. Get two for one. Get two for one. Right. And I changed your taxes.

I fucking changed the Texas too. Because you shouldn't have the value of Texas. That's a fact. That's a fact. Because they know what the fuck they took. I don't know what they took. They should just. Most people don't look at it like that.

Somebody said a good point. Like it's reparations, they should try to figure out. Just let black people not pay taxes for fucking. You know who said that? You? Me. Good idea. You say not let us pay taxes for five years.

We're tax free. I believe that, but really we should be like all inclusive. And we automatically qualify for all the government people. like a whole lifestyle for five years all inclusive life stuff free everything you need your car work door free mortgage free you want new teeth free mortgage yes mortgage yeah that's what I'm saying so all that should be all the top all inclusive everything school every five years we should have qualified for every program automatically whatever they got even if we don't qualify

that's zero percent interest that's the purpose I would love it everything for fucking But then we got to figure out something for the kids that's born. Yeah, sure. Well, now the parent that, now that you're supposed to be able to get yourself together, so now the kids can benefit from. Yeah, so. Right. So it got to be a generate, like you got to put a timestamp on the people who qualify for. Every black person born on in America, like in Dubai and shit, when you're born over there, you get certain kind of little benefits.

You should get some too. What you get? Shit, all your hair cuts be free. That shit is crazy. Motherfuckers don't talk to you crazy in public because they know. public because they don't know who you're on top you said your haircuts man everything be free when you call the right shit huh so kind of like Canada Canada but even better because I think you get even a stipend like they pay you

monthly if you like an Emirati like if you like from because the oil they come from the oil but yeah they're so rich because 90% of people is immigrants so very few people are actually from Dubai oh so the ones that's really from there again that's really from there like they called the Emirates they get like they don't even really have to do too much. They don't. And even when they go out of the public, people be giving them shit for free and all kind of shit.

They did some shows over there. Dubai? Dubai. Yeah. I did. They pay well. Dubai cheap me like an Emirati. Yeah, no.

I even went to my shit. Taylor made. Hell yeah, I went to the motherfucker. You're over there in a gal. Yeah, I did my shit. I had my shit. But it wasn't just like, you know, they got some that they just ripped you out of the pack. You know, I'm over there looking rich.

I'm over there looking rich. Man, you got the big man, myself. Yeah, you're supposed to do it. Yeah. You wrapped your head up. Fuck, yeah. That was the first shit I asked about. Hey, is the disrespect if I give me one of them?

His head is balls. Oh my. Because that's the flex. Who do? That's the flex. When your shit tied up, tight and right. You see all kind of different styles of shit. I promise you're gonna see somebody over there.

He's like, man, that's shit hard. Yeah, his is different. Oh, his rap different. Man, that nigga might have some silk with some butterfly shit. flash shit on it. You never know flakes on it. Yeah. Dubai different. Dubai is different. What kind of what you saw?

They got brand new cash over there. That shit is amazing. What you saw with the whips? Oh, I saw everything you can imagine outside the mall. Every luxury car you can name from a Bugatti to a goddamn Bentley. And they don't just pull up in one. Like if you know, if you got paper, you don't pull up in no fucking one car. They don't pull up in no fucking one. It's a fleet.

Yeah, you got to do it, but he got people with him. If this one dude, he might, he's not going to have one Rose Royce. This motherfucker might have 23 of them bitches, but he'll be right behind them in the goddamn Ferrari, Lamborghini, some shit. That's just regular shit. That's shit you'll see on the side of the highway or something. You'll fuck about that. But when you do see them, they are driving the fuck out of them.

Like, everything that the car do, they're going to fucking do that. They're like they're on a fucking need-for-speed video game or something. You saw the two-wheel shit? What two-wheel shit? That was just a... How was I supposed to know what that is? What fuck is that? Motorcycle, what the dude?

What the car? What the fuck? You ain't seen the shit where they be out there and they look like, damn their long-ass tarmac, and they'll get that bitch on two wheels and it'd be like an SUV and they had that bitch squirre. You ain't seen that shit? I assumed it was in Dubai.

I don't know. I ain't never seen. Universal Studios, my nigga. I seen some shit. I seen buddy hop out the car. He was slime with some sandals. Oh. Only two of them.

No, he was outside like a BMW. It's like a black leaks and shit. I don't know. I did see some shit over there, bro. I know they got these speakers over there. I don't get a fucking where you at? I don't get fucking where you at, bro. When it's happening to break,

that shit come in clear. Then a mother, I'm talking about it sounds like a nigga in your ear. You can be outside in your house at the mall, wherever the fuck you at. You're gonna hear that shit. I don't know what fuck if you're standing out in the woods. You probably hear that shit.

Through the whole country, just. Time? Just pop up. Nick, I already be praying. He don't get your time to get ready to nothing. Right. This shit lasts for a minute, too. I was like, boy, I feel like company like mother right now.

Because ain't nobody even tell me this shit You ain't get trouble for eating Nah You might be eating doing everybody Nah, but say it was like I ain't man I've been seeing a lot Like they said some girl got arrested over there For screaming at somebody

Yeah, I saw that I don't know But I always felt like some shit like that What happened? That's why I wasn't able to fully enjoy It because I was like I don't really know What not to do I just know it's a lot of shit

That you can't do that you're not supposed to do. I think you low-key do. Everybody know what they're not supposed to do. It's just you can kind of get away. Yeah, but it's a lot of shit that's normal to us here. No, that shit ain't normal. I'm saying.

But ain't nobody going to say shit. Yeah, motherfuckers let shit slide a lot of times. They ain't letting shit like that slide. Right, right. We adapt it. We go around the shit. These motherfuckers like, oh, this is what I've been waiting for. Shoot her.

Shoot her. Tire her. Give her cigarette. Shoot her. Shoot her. Shooter. Give her a cigarette. Remember everybody they whipped with the bamboo?

Yeah, I did. That was our Singapore, man. The great thing is, like, I went to Singapore years ago. You know, they gave you the pamphlets on the plane to read. Like, I never read it. Somehow, for some reason, I actually read it this time. And I'm going through the different shit, and it was like drug trafficking of any kind is punishable by death. And when we got there, we knew somebody in the day.

There was no drugs here, no weed, nothing. And like, yeah, like, there's death penalty. Like, you can get the death penalty. You can get the death penalty. Yeah. That's why I like going out there with any weed is, it's forbidden. I ain't going around. Why are you gonna point at me and make a weed?

I ain't put it at you, Los. You think I, why the first of all, I'm not going nowhere. Hey man, stay your ass out of Singapore with that weed. I'm not going over that. Look, that's what I'm gonna say. When we get, as soon as we get to Singapore, all right, Loz. They don't have no drugs. No, no drugs.

In, uh, the UAE? In Singapore. No, no. Those are probably the most unhappy people you'll ever meet. Ain't no way they happen. They're probably the freakiest people. No drugs. What else you gonna do?

Come on, man. What else you gonna do? We fuck around here. That's our drug. They bust and nut your ears get to ring it. That's all we got. We got. They probably over there doing some very strange shit to distract themselves.

I'm sure that they have. have it but you know it's like deep deep underground like not nowhere near literally you probably have to dig a fucking hole you probably just get the chlorox uh you know that's what motherfuckers too and then alcohol you got alcohol so you know my motherfuckes get drunk and that's true you want to get high sniff these monkey balls no no monkey balls no monkey is no monkey is that's horrible that's shit crazy uh oh obviously I gotta go. That's the move.

Yeah. I just went overseas. I just went to Anguilla. Who was Anguilla? You sure? I did. Who was Anguilla? No, it's Island.

Christina Anguilla. Christina Anguilla. That shit was beautiful, man. You know? You got a short thing? Yeah. Oh, you did a show? I thought you just went on vacation.

No, no, I just went on vacation. Oh, man. I got to think about it. Yeah. My mind travels, though, back on that. Who's gonna give us a medley? Who's maddened? That shit was dope, man.

Just chilling out there on a nice-ass landscape and shit like that scene. That's a Caribbean. Seeing the scenes, yeah. You want the fan out there? Ah. What the people? Y'all, that's gonna la question.

That defeats the purpose of going on vacation. Oh, man. You all the motherfuckers I'm getting away from. That's that real vacation. You all the motherfuckers I need the vacation from. Peace from y'all mother. That's a fat. Me and my lady went out there.

Y'all congrats on that. Remember we told you congrats? Yeah. Gras again. Proud of that. I don't know how to take that. This is just a black man trauma response. What you mean?

You're proud? What you mean, girl? What are you talking about? You glad I'm out the wait, nigga? What? What? You think I'm... You what?

You what? Do you? No, no, that's the shit you got to do, like, after the show, like, yo, I'm talking, like, what you, when you said, like, you was proud of me, like, what you were, like, what you mean, like, everybody know how to take you, I don't want to miss it. No, no, man, I don't think, I'm the type of, like, so you don't think I'm the type of, like,

you know, you're surprised, like, nobody gonna take me serious. No, you just always joking. You thought, I don't, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm like, somebody can love on me. Yo, that's the worst, though, when somebody, not even that situation, but, like, It'd just be a random shit, like, yo, then be like, yo, like, a hour later, like, can I talk to you for a minute? Like, you know the bullshit's coming.

Like, yo, when you said that you was, like, happy, like, what did you? I'm like, I didn't remember what you were talking about. You weren't holding on to that moment? Oh, my God, why you didn't tell me this? Hey, put a pen in what you just said. No, that'd be the worst. Like, yo, I mean to talk to you about this for six months. You know, I just haven't had the time.

Like, you know. Damn. Crazy how that happens, man. Invest Fest. Yeah, man. Invest fast. Get your tickets, ladies and gentlemen. We're going to be there.

27. Pop-up Sunday. We'll come pop-up Sunday. Sunday. Y'all going to be there. It's going to be. Friday to Sunday. Monumentous.

Monumentous. A time will be half. Time will be had. We're coming. Yeah, we're coming, man. All the billionaires. Imagine all the billionaires and just a vibe and then music and then random hip-hop artist and then.

It's just a gumball of culture. Imagine smoking weed in the streets without cops harassed. Imagine going to court, no trap. Lifestyle. Cruising Blue Bahama Waters. No welfare supporters. Nah said here, fucking open every sale in Attica and sent them to Africa. Wait a minute, man.

But the Africans just gonna accept them. Like, no, wait, wait, wait. Take the worst of our kinds. So they do this shit. Wait, wait, don't do that in us. What y'all doing with invest fast? doing with invest fast right like they have summits they have but they do it exclusively where it's just them like we went to davos switzerland and that's where like there was 300 billionaires

there it's like the most exclusive place in the world for like a week but nobody really you can't really get there even to get to davos like it's a whole hassle to get there so like this isn't the swiss alps oh so you had to how y'all got up there you got to tell me y'all's speed up there you got to fly you got to The motherfucker had to drop out of a helicopter. Here it is! Now you take... You got your nap? Brack this goat around that mountain.

What the fuck? Ride a goat. The young thug dance. We did it four miles straight. Skate. We was ready for it. You got to fire a... What was it?

Munich? No, no, no, no. We flew to... It was Munich. No, it wasn't Munich. It was it. The other city in Switzerland. Not Geneva.

Not Geneva. Zurich. Zorik. See, come on, I know my Swiss. Zer. I'm going next time. It's like a two-hour drive from here. They put us in the mountains.

The first hotel we went to, they put us in the mountains. I thought I was going to die. It was like bunk beds. It was disgusting. I'm like, bro, I'm not staying here. I'm not doing this. I thought I was going to die. No way.

It's a snow-filled mountain is one road. It's about the size of a minivan. The road is, and we in a minivan. And we drive. And we're driving up, it's like 7,000 feet. Yo, he's about to pass out. Yeah, I put my head down. I'm thinking to myself, this is it.

We're gonna die. Because I'm like, all for the thrills. So he's like, yo, can you slow down? His stomach is hurting. He's thinking of knowing shit. I'm like, bro, like, it's not taking serious. Really? She said, I'm looking down 7,000 feet.

He on a road that has snow on it, and he's like, we turn in. But the crazy thing is, it was a regular car. No, it was a mini van. And it was a 19804. I'm saying, it wasn't like it was an all-grade, Like, it wasn't built to drive up a mountain in snow. That's what I'm saying.

What I think is like, what's the name? How do you and Jimmy y'all pulled up on some billionaires in an 84? This is a movie? That's what they're trying to put it in a hotel. Hey, man, look, park, guys, deep down here. They're cheap, they're real frugal. Nah. We're outstead like, yo, when we get to the hotel, I'm like, yo, this is the top of the mountain.

It's going to take us another hour to get back down then. We had to make a couple. And it's about to get a night. It's about to, like, something about to say, I'm like, nah, we're We can't drop down this at night. We made a couple phone calls. We had to change our lodging. Man.

That's crazy. So you mean you went to the top of a mountain to get to a hotel that? Yeah. And it wasn't shit still? What shit? It sure was... At that up in the mountain? Yeah.

No, it was terrible. We had to walk through the kitchen. It was like a college dorm room. It was like a college dorm room. They had one community bathroom for the whole floor. Yeah. Like it was five rooms with one bathroom for the five rooms, one shower. That was back in New York.

Oh, yeah, shut, this is just Brooklyn? Oh, it's been pissy in here. We're paying for this? Yeah, you're friends with the show? No, it was... No. Yeah, we had to get out of there. That's crazy.

And then after that, it was like, all right. Then y'all got to the right mouth. No, it was on the... Then we had to go down the mountain. Then they took y'all to the real place. The house, yeah. We stayed in the house. It was more suitable.

For real? More suitable. Tipped the fam? No, that's the crazy. That's not crazy this. Nobody could. Took the fan. You snoop it.

But now, so like that's the kind of shit, historically where they kind of do stuff like that. So in Vest Fest, we change the game because now it's like, yeah, we're going to bring the billionaires there, but anybody can come. Right. So it's, you know, 15, 20,000 people. you could be rich, you could be poor, you could be middle class, you could be just coming home from jail, you could start a business, you could be in college, you could be whatever, like, you know, just come, mix and mingle. So now it's a, it's a whole vibe of everybody, you know what I'm saying?

Nobody's better than each other, like, everybody's just dead and just learning and just catching a vibe, no, no problems, good energy, good networking, and that's like, you know. It's never really been done before, especially for our community. It's like a first time ever. It's like a business homecoming. All the aspects. Oh, business home. I love how y'all just threw Switzerland up there like we knew about

swissening and shit that shit was so normal you see how far you come you just threw it up there switzerland man ain't nobody over there but billionaires and shit crazy that's a fact it is that y'all way to let me know y'all billionaires god no that's why you asked me you ever interviewed some billionaires this niggins this this nigga thinks you ain't be. Surprise. There you go. You're talking to him.

Today's your day. You're looking at what? And cut. It's all the billionaire has tied for it. They're going to get back in the sprint and we're like, they don't know. We're good. We're good.

I told you. We're going to. No one will ever know. How will they know? How will they know? No one's going to know. They're going to know. So, nah, man.

Well, we're going to see y'all there. And the time we'll be had. Man, when you shit, time flies when you're just talking shit, having fun, man. And we appreciate every time y'all stop through here and put us up. Man, much love and support to invest, best. And please keep doing your thing, man. Like, what y'all doing over there, earn your leisure is dope as hell, man. And the platform is dope.

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