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The shit is good.
The shit is good.
That's the fucked up part up in here and the shit good.
The shit good.
I see his money bag, do a purse.
That shit was hilarious, man.
We gotta get Charles de White back up here, man.
Yeah, that dick of that.
Man, that nigga fun is a motherfucker, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, nigga.
You're laying in your bed, nigga, no.
You're watching me, nigga.
I bet your bathroom dirty, nigga.
I bet all y'all niggas in the comments right now,
got mold around your tub, nigga.
Go wash your tub, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I might not agree with all that shit,
Charles and White be saying,
but his word choice be some type.
Ooh, he was gooey.
He was gooey.
Yeah.
I don't agree with nothing, he says.
That nigga hilarious.
Hellarious.
I don't agree with that.
That Nick, that's that nigga about the WNBA.
They said, LeBron James make more
than the whole WNBA.
He said, yeah, yeah, don't nobody want to see them back holes.
They don't want to give up no pussy.
They don't want to give,
they ain't nobody spending no money on them hole.
They keeping that little pussy in a circle.
That nigger happened.
I don't know what he said about a little dirt.
No, no, a little dirt ain't no bad motherfuckers.
He got a fat white baby mama.
What the fuck?
You know what's fucked up about that?
Once a year, they put that picture out.
Real, I don't know.
That guy was like a good-haired man.
He's lucky his love with the two.
You got a what?
A fat white baby mama.
He said, you can't be a bad motherfucker with a fat
baby mama?
Are we recording right now?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
This public information.
I wasn't privy to that information.
Clay got the screen shot.
What the fuck you do on the internet?
Who you follow?
You said who I follow?
I miss that.
You know, you get so much shit on the internet name.
You don't got no, you don't follow your real family on that.
Yes, I do.
I just don't be on Facebook like that.
Get your ass on Facebook.
I don't be on there, man.
Get on there.
You deserve to be on there as a comedian.
These jokes right, they got damn selves.
The thing about it that fuck me up on Facebook is once my mama got on there, right?
This is true story.
When my mama got on there,
got on there and I saw her and my cousin Shale you know I mean used to been beefing my whole
life right they always was beefing and I got on there one day and they was arguing and she said some
shit about me in the argument and I was like this shit took me back to then I was like oh I'm
never getting on this bitch again you can't escape that shit digger that shit different if you
go on there your people's arguing and say something about you my mama no mama says something about
you because she said not bad but she was referencing the argument and reference me and
argument and I was like, oh, nigga, hell, nah.
Did she tag you?
Yeah, she tagged you?
No, she ain't tagged me.
I just seen it.
You know what I mean?
I seen the argument.
I was like, I'm getting off this.
Son, I need you in this one.
Yeah, nigger hell now, man.
She don't win.
Yeah, right, exactly.
You get on that, Matt, you get on there,
your mom and then argue with your auntie.
Yeah, that's why your son pissed on yourself
until he was 12.
You're like, ah, nick, it's true.
I do need to stop getting on because I'm petty.
I don't never, I realize, I don't let that shit go.
You're gonna ask me.
You're gonna ask, request me to be their friend.
I'm like, I know this ain't the nigga that stole my Gatorade into gym.
We are not friends, I ain't liked you since 94.
Yeah, I feed.
Some of that shit, you just write people out.
Once you do certain shit, yeah, you're out of there, buddy.
Not a Gatorade.
That ain't be a petting.
But you know what I was- He wrote his own ticket.
I'm gonna ask y'all, as I was thinking about this, man,
I think it's a blessing that our generation didn't have the internet
as young as, you know, our children had it.
No, because we had it.
We had it first.
But we didn't have it like that.
We couldn't use it.
It wasn't in real time.
But now we're getting to see all the shit that we needed to see when we first had it.
Yeah, exactly.
But I just think about certain situations, right, in life that I went through.
If I'd have had a Twitter, nigger, I remember a bitch broke up with me because the nigger handwriting was better than mine.
If I had a Twitter that day, nigger, the tweet I would have sent out out of frustration.
I can't believe this bitch that broke up with me because Randy curse was better than mine.
This ditty shit on itself twice in class.
Now, you know what I mean?
Like you can't, we couldn't have had that shit back then,
that shit anti-bullying and all that,
what you're saying, he shit on itself two times.
That's a lot of pain.
See what I'm saying?
You let, you still hurt about that.
Oh, nigger, still.
That shit fucked me up, because I thought my handwritten.
That nigga started practicing his curse is like,
oh, my handwriting is immaculate to this day,
because we both wrote yes, this, I wrote two yes,
no maybe-so letters in my life.
And that was one of them, and we both wrote her a letter.
She made us write her a letter to ask if we wanted,
if she wanted to be our girlfriend.
And she looked at mine.
and looked at that, she was like,
you write better than him.
I'm gonna be your girlfriend.
I was like, bitch.
Bro, you won.
What Randy at now?
I don't know.
I don't be still doing well.
But what if he's still doing better than you?
I know the girl fat now.
Randy like a successful lawyer, he didn't sue the gunman.
Oh, no, we good now now.
I love to write it to that nigga now, you know what I mean?
We could be cool down, but back then I was like,
I got a girl look now.
I have no idea, my name.
After this, you will.
I have no idea.
After this, you will get you.
Yeah, I ain't gonna say her name just out.
You ain't gonna be able to see shit with niggins.
It's just gonna be naked.
I didn't know what I was doing in fourth grade.
Hey, you know what the fuck that part is?
I might still fuck just cause, nigga.
Like, I don't give a fuck.
What's your fucking?
Spend the block.
Might as well, nigga.
Third grade trauma, nigga.
Fuck it, they say you're supposed to address that shit,
nigga, I'm gonna knock that shit like that.
That's why I hate being from a small town.
They say you're supposed to trash a childhood traumas,
I might knock her the hell just to get it on off my chest.
That's why I hate being from a small town.
I can't even tell y'all a lot of type of shit
like that I didn't been through,
because the statute.
limitations ain't up these motherfuckers are still walking around tell us one though
i can't yes you can no i can't well you're gonna get one of this is gonna be like
there my whole town with you guys come on back you got type of theretic switch
which names up that's no name people that's there know the situation yeah but you
ain't say no you know you got to give us one low let me think about it go ahead
continue the conversation now you give us one i heard about the line leader shit
man that shit ain't true but look on
Facebook, they don't came up with.
No, you was definitely a lily.
I just got to move past that with me, my name.
What's the story?
The women that like you, they call it
they said the beanie.
The what?
The beanie's.
For real?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's on Facebook.
That's why I'm telling you need to fuck with the Facebook.
It's like a whole cult group that's fucking with you.
Your old lady might be on them.
Word.
The be a few little bad ones on them.
Is that like a copyright issue or is it?
No, it's not.
There are baby babies.
Now, they have seen them.
You got a few little bad ones.
A few?
Yeah.
Just a couple.
What's the rest of them?
We are ready to screen the mouth for you.
A word?
Yeah.
What's your group called?
The millerettes.
Nab didn't already hit him up and told him that he run your favorite.
Nave got a Navy.
NAM got a bunch of burner Facebooks and she named.
The English major.
Yeah.
Okay, you know, English major.
Oh, yeah.
And the English majorettes.
Oh, my shit is, but, uh.
The flash.
I got, I got sons.
Man, that ain't a fly.
Because he the shit.
Hold off in a fly.
You know, you got separate divisions.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
You got separate.
Some people fall out the category, everybody, you know,
I'm gonna find me a girlfriend off one of these.
Some people are the Wappazone.
There's gonna be social media on these comments or something.
What's the Wapasonia?
Just what it sounds like.
They got wet-ass-puzzonias.
No, no, they Wappasone.
Yeah, you got one of you put it all together.
Damn, boy, that shit probably too far down.
They post too much.
Oh, damn.
I'm telling you, though.
I'm gonna date one of them ladies at the comments.
I'm gonna go through there and find the fine.
that and find the finest one on all the social media.
But that probably ain't the best one, though, the finest one.
I don't give a fuck.
Hey, you might understand.
Sometimes you want to go out to eat.
Sometimes you want to have ice cream, niggins.
So you just worried about being seen in public?
I ain't worried about being seen in public.
I'm just saying, this is for some.
No, it's a social experiment.
Yeah, that means something that, you know,
it's good in the moment, but it might not necessarily be good.
You caught me?
You caught me.
I mean, hey.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm saying, you know, it's tasty than the wrongful.
You can't eat a plate of candy for dinner.
You can't?
Too much of your favorite shit.
I'm gonna be fucked up.
Yeah, as you can.
Yeah, I had sourpans.
Nica had some baked skittles, man.
They got sourpins.
They now be eating bank skittles like a motherfucker.
Well, we only had to come over here and say that shit, Ryan.
You ain't got no motherfucker on beefing.
Nah, you're too lenient on now, bro.
We could have all been in a better situation
had he just dropped that.
Miller wives are now called the millerettes,
Chico Bean wives are called the Beanie Baby,
so they were Beanie Babies,
and DC wives are called the Fly Giles.
And last but not least, Clayton Wives
are called the English majorettes.
Congrats to us, 85 South Wives, nigger.
See, that's how you know we're gonna be successful.
We on the internet like Jim Jones,
that's crazy than a motherfucker.
No, that's how you know we're gonna be successful.
You see that?
What?
Our hoses broke down into subcategories.
We ain't never gonna fall out by no women.
So it's like everybody got their own division.
Them ain't, you go through them women,
they don't, they're not even the same kind of women.
The motherfuckers that like him, like him.
That's all they like.
The motherfuckers that like him, they like him,
and that's all they like.
And they were gonna like me regardless.
Exactly.
They just might not have seen me.
Understand, even if I wasn't,
even if we weren't doing this the same women would gravitate to you,
you just might not have enough pool
to get them to come and-
At one time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know, though.
They keep telling me, like, they keep suggesting Brazil.
Damn.
Lady said, I'm a-
They're telling me to go to Brazil.
She had mixed all the names together.
She said, I'm a millie fly majorette.
Oh, she's a slut.
Ain't know what she's like all that.
That's because it's smoking.
Ain't know where she like all this.
Then the next one said, I'm a beanie miller rat.
Oh, shit.
Why she couldn't be a millabini baby?
I mean, I ain't.
That's just how you doing.
Put my shit first.
I told you.
I'm not putting me fur.
Hey, what Tusha say?
Treat me like a pill!
Even if I ain't got no hose.
Come on, man.
Church on the move.
That nigga Bean, that nigga
couldn't upload this Facebook.
Boy, you're about to get on you.
I'm not getting on this shit, my nigger.
You're about to hell.
Thank you to all the bitty babies.
Chico ain't in all the work.
But I'm not, I'm not getting on there, man.
But what a bean is that?
Catch me in public, I show you all the love
I show you, but I'm not getting on there.
All these motherfuckers keep hitting me and be like,
tell Chico to check it.
I'm like,
He's just lurking.
Lurking.
I'd be actually saying shit.
He'd be lurking.
I don't never lurk on Facebook.
Not on Facebook, though.
You be on there, social media.
I'd be on there sometimes, you know what I mean?
You had your moments.
I have long moments.
I go in spurts, nigga.
You'll be fucking around to get you,
get you an hour and a half straight.
What do you do as opposed to that?
Everything else, nigga.
Everything else.
You know how to knit, don't you?
Everything.
I know how to do a whole bunch of shit,
Nick, you know how to knit.
I'd be cleaning up, nigger,
washing clothes, driving around.
You know,
in the neighborhood.
That niggins,
you're all right,
that nigga out there
he's the type of
with the heads tremor,
this nigga edge in the neighborhood
I just couldn't stand to see it.
I wonder what type of other secret occupations
this nigga got.
He's a beekeeper.
Yeah, exactly.
Nick, I'm an Uber driver.
You fucking where I catch me.
Driver, nigga, you know, I'm one
of the top-rated niggas in the country.
Nick, a district manager for pep ass.
Right.
Nigger be dressing up in this
the butt-up.
Nah.
A mystery stop.
You can't be no district manager.
He got to own a few franchises.
This nigga is in the program or something,
because you got to be there too often
to be a district manager.
No, yeah, it's gonna be some obscure shit,
nigga, I fuck around, they got three staples,
you know.
That nigga, a mystery shop on the weekend.
Hey, you ain't even gonna know till you need some shit Z-Rox,
hey, man, just running my branch down down.
Gee-go, what you do here?
Oh, yeah, I bought this.
Yeah, that's about this state right.
This is me, yeah.
That nigga got a shop and said.
What's wrong, print it?
Yeah, yeah, you print it down, man.
Yeah, don't even worry about it.
I take care of it for you.
But see, the thing and the reason why I don't,
I can't get on the social media like that
because that shit, man, you'll get,
you'll get that rabbit hole, my nigga,
and you'll be into some shit
you fuck around, see some shit
you ain't wanna see, nigga.
You know why I be on that shit?
It'd be like in the comedy club.
That's exactly what social media remind me of, bro.
The comedy club.
In what way?
Like, bro, you remember going to the comedy club
before anybody gave a fuck who you was?
Like, they didn't know if you was on the show
or just a crazy,
at the show, right?
Right.
It reminds me of that.
Now, see, I will say.
Just the type of shit that you can see in passing, like the conversations you go over here,
the shit that you're going to see people do, it's just like, nigger, you grown and you
still do this look at me ass shit.
Yeah.
It'd be amazing to me.
Yeah, see, the thing is, I would say.
I think you got to come to it with the right mental, though.
Right.
I mean, it's all over the shits and giggles to me.
I mean, you got to avoid it to keep your mental.
Stay the fuck off for it.
Yeah, no, that even that I got to avoid it to keep my mental.
It's just that I didn't already found the shit
that I'm interested in, and the social media
never broke my interest in that.
You know, some niggas had shit
that they was into before it became popular,
and that overtook it.
The shit that I fuck with before it was popular,
I still fuck with the same, so it never overtook it.
Did you ever fuck with comic books?
Nah.
Oh, okay.
Nah, I read.
You don't fuck with that?
No, I don't really play the sports shit like that.
I do fuck with the video games, though.
I like the shit like, uh, uh,
Assassin's Creed.
I'm one of them type of niggas, dude.
God of war.
God of war.
I can't wait till that come out, nigga.
I like to shoot shit up.
Yeah, see, but I like to go online and be an asshole.
Hey, man, I'm just going to say this.
And you know, ain't nobody got jumping there with me, but man,
Frank F. Otto, man, fuck y'all.
Forever, nigga.
That game, I'm not going to say it, because I'm gonna be on me.
That game, I'm gonna be on the next one too, but fuck y'all.
I've been out for 15, 17.
2013.
That bitch came out in 2013.
Come on, man.
What they need, they might need some actors.
They need, and fuck, we'd do the voices,
nigger had an 85-solver channel on Grandin'all.
First of all, just get me down there for,
get us down there for consulting purposes.
You ain't gotta print it down for it if you want to.
Slink should have had downloadable content.
Slink should have been a playable character.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He was supposed to be.
This was the rumor I heard, he was supposed to be.
That's why the wheel, where you pick your characters,
got an emphasis.
It was supposed to be four instead of three.
And it was supposed to be.
Slink got locked up.
And they had to, like, move forward with the project.
That's what I heard on the internet,
but I ain't heard it from.
So see, the fucked up part is we saying this shit
and the only nigga to get the opportunity
to be nab if he don't tell nobody.
He working on it now.
I'm glad you're starting to see how much of it.
You use an old word on this nigga,
a scumball he is.
Yeah, he's scoundrel.
Real scumbag.
He wanted all to himself.
You just gotta get him drunk.
He'll slip up a kid.
I ain't gotta get shit.
That's how you'd be getting over on motherfuckers.
He always comes around and then you gotta give him something.
You gotta get him drunk.
I ain't gotta do a motherfucking thing.
He should have came drunk if you wanted to be drunk.
I ain't getting him shit.
Bro.
He got movies to our money.
Get us, be in the weed and shit,
supposed to be on you.
Tell him about the show, me.
Oh, shit, my bad.
I don't even know what we're going.
Hey, April 30th, we will be in Denver, Colorado.
Oh, theater.
Please, three-headed monster tour.
Hey, you nod, did I say it right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What you got to be behind us on this green screen?
They got to get it to me.
I ain't smoke none yet.
What you're going to put behind us on the green screen?
Three-head monsters?
Three-headed monster.
Put your bitch behind me.
Put your bitch behind me.
Three-ha-ha-a-ha-ha-ha.
Yeah.
For Denver, April 30, if we got a big storm coming from the left
and we're going to bring it down, it's called a three-headed monster tour.
And they're going to come in and they're going to sweep the whole city.
Right.
The left, that's the whips.
Put your bitch behind me.
Whatever.
Yeah.
Tell you go theater.
Little how I get done.
We're back.
Yep.
Yeah.
I really got a three head mom.
Ooh.
You got to go to the hospital.
I did.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
What about John around just in general, outside of basketball?
Outside the basketball.
Outside the basketball.
He could have a, he could have an extreme well.
Yeah.
Hey, I saw that that nigga could have been right now.
Right now.
Could have right now.
I found that motherfucker the good of him right now.
If he wasn't with the league.
Yeah.
Because he wasn't with the league.
If he wasn't with Drew Lee.
He got a whole show with him.
He know how to dance.
That's what I said.
He could dance.
The nigga got guns already.
Usually.
I wouldn't call that a gun.
Man.
If you can hold your gun in like this.
He had a little plastic for.
Man, I would have been the argument of these.
And they had to track me,
he had a gun.
He had the gun, Tony got me.
He said, John, he had to track me gun.
On your mark.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
You jumped with Tony, you jump when he shot him on the gun.
You jumped when he shot their gun, though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, Tony got that shit, man.
You know what they said, those small guns.
He's got the bullets that traveled through you though.
Hey, bro, I ain't gonna laugh.
So don't sleep on John.
If somebody would just try to rob me with that,
I know I would get gangsting.
Like, you would make you like the snowfall.
Shoot, me, nils.
Shoot, me.
Oh, man.
You choked?
But no, man.
It just, oh.
You have a hell of a rap career, though.
You're right, bro.
Jiamorett.
Yeah.
easily yeah he might be all right he got the different he got the colorful dreads yeah looking
like little oozy his dad support the hell out of all that shit hey that's what he did out of
change yeah it don't get pop up oh is his dad still with his mom I think so no no no he bought
he bought he bought them a house one of the houses across the street just for his dad the other one
for him and his family so he still in the same cul-de-sac yeah see that what that was going on
his dad is still hitting his mama sometimes.
He don't like that.
See, that's what I do.
I break down all the facts.
Bro, let get quiet.
Can you still, like, can you still contact Eddie Murphy?
Nah, me and there's a sister.
We chat every now and then.
With your sister?
He's lying.
We're hitting this man with them shade room.
Fetter off.
That's his assistant.
Federoff.
This is his assistant.
Federo. This man got a name like a villain
and a superhero home.
Isaac Federoff.
Isaac Federoff.
I'd be sending him the clips and shit.
Clips of what?
He'd be sending them clips of himself.
Hey man, you see me open up as a banner?
Knock them dead.
I'm ready for the next one, baby.
Hey, man, who were those guys at the end?
Oh, that niggas worked for me, man.
Yeah, they're my guys, man.
I'm just looking out for him, man.
You know, I put them behind me to get them the opportunity to shot off my name.
I said you the one with them on.
He said, you're the one with them on.
You niggas, some cold niggas.
I'm gonna fucking with you, man.
Continue to do your thing, man.
Big movies and shit.
I want to see you in a goddamn
on one of them Medea movies or Big Mama's house.
No, I don't want to be in the live action,
Fat Albert, nigger.
Hey, no, I want to do some shit.
The new one.
I want to do some shit like top gun, that type of shit.
Oh, you want to be a hero, man.
Yeah, I want to do that shit.
Now, I want to be the nigger, the action nigger.
I was thinking about this.
I'm gonna let you know some.
Jumping up and down, all that shit.
I think that, do you do that now?
Like the roles that's gonna come available like that.
They're gonna have to fuck with us.
We might have to play like some cops.
You know what I wanna do?
Some shit that ain't not even close to some shit
we wanna do.
Like they're gonna have a show about like some black cops
and some shit.
And we're gonna be in the house.
The Baltimore and the corrupt cops
about a dude that made the wire.
Oh yeah, yeah.
I forgot what it's called.
That's some of the best content on the internet.
I love to watch crooked cops
And cops they broke the law, go to jail.
I'll watch the whole trial.
Oh, yeah.
The whole trial.
See, I want to do a movie where I really got a stretch
and really get into a character.
I want to be captain, save a hole, nigger.
I want to do a movie where I'm just saving holes, nigger.
Not like a real superhero, but I'm talking about really saving.
You made a scene.
You want to be simping.
That type of shit, like a motherfucker.
You walk in on it, she getting piped down.
Yeah.
But you steal going to get it.
train ran on.
You still want him.
He did the nigger who stopped the train.
He go first, and then he go in there and tell her, you don't got to do it.
You don't got to do that.
That type of nigger.
I'm talking about the nigger that do this dude.
She come in.
All right, everyone.
It's over.
Everybody out, okay?
So do you walk her out with a blanket around her?
No, not even that.
Before she, when she's about to walk in the room, butt naked, I put my hand in the
head in the middle of her chest and say, hey, you're better than this.
I can see it.
And then put my finger under her chin.
finger under her chin, look at me in my eyes.
She got a better than me.
And then put my arm around there and hug.
All right there, step back out.
While he's hugging, while he hugging it on,
she looked back over his shoulder with the thriller eyes.
Like, I still fuck.
Hey, that's the movie right there.
I'll write it for you.
Think Hancock, think Hancock without using yours.
Exactly.
The movie Hancock.
Yeah, what you're talking about?
No, I'm talking about, because the,
To save a hole, never fuck.
He don't use his cop.
Right.
He's just a cock to block him.
Exactly.
Right.
What are the niggas saying as you exit?
They're trying to take him out.
And I'm fucking these niggas over.
Like these niggas, I'm talking about I'm calling their baby mama on them.
Oh, man.
Oh, this shit gets worse.
I hate it.
One scene.
It's a horrible movie, nymph.
You just walk in and hand a nigger the phone on FaceTime.
FaceTime.
Oh, he's right here.
Tell the truth, big dollars.
Here he is.
I'm talking about I see a motherfucker.
That's horrible.
That's horrible.
She's sitting outside crying.
He's like, I don't know why he treats me this way.
Like, let me see your phone.
What's his social media?
Hacking to the nigger DMs and giving all the information.
Here's the person you're out here crying over.
Be married and walk away.
I mean, I don't if it started like this,
a nigga tried to put you in his life.
Like, uh, he said he was with you, Chico?
No, the fuck he wasn't.
Right.
Straight up.
He was fucking off.
And her name is this.
Oh, the nigger busts up in the wedding like the joke.
from Dark Night.
Oh, do somebody have any...
He busts up in the wind, laughing.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
You think you know who you're marrying?
You think you know?
Nick, hit the button in the screaming.
Come down, nigger.
That's what I'm talking about.
He's playing the porno from last night.
Right.
Bachelor party, niggins.
In front of their mama here, everybody.
How do you get this right?
Captain Sain.
Some people are they had to wait in it.
Front row.
Villiers.
I'm talking about playing a role
that is completely different
different than who you are as a motherfucker.
That's how you win the Oscar right there.
You do that type of shit.
Denzel Washington training day, thing.
But like, you know how sometimes people can't get out
of that role, so what you gonna do with?
Oh, no, that's what I'm saying?
That's a great actor, you know what I mean?
You gotta be able to stretch yourself.
But I'm saying, once they get locked in,
it's hard for them to get out of that role.
Yeah.
Sometimes you gotta go there and then you got to deal with
coming out there, bitch.
All right, I'm gonna let y'all land on some shit.
I've been working on some shit too.
It wouldn't be hard to get out of it.
You know what I mean?
When Rick Ross came, I started working on this shit.
What's that?
This nigger, you know a nigger had to teach the government
how to cook the crack, like the streetway.
Yeah.
So the most sold-out nigger ever.
The nigger who came up with the actual crack rock formula.
The one who developed it.
The nigger who perfected it.
The nigger who took all the chemicals and shit,
and then was like, no, all you needed some bacon
sold in some hot water.
The nigger who made that shit readily available for the street.
That's why I say,
That's why I say it's a fucked up theory,
but I believe it's, I believe bacon soda
is one of the worst products to ever hit
the black community ever, nigga.
Like, what's in that shit?
You know what's in the wrong way?
But still, what's that, nigga?
You can brush your teeth with that shit.
You can put it in your refrigerator,
you can do all types of shit.
It's safe enough.
What is it?
It's safe enough.
What is it?
For bacon soda, it's bacon soda.
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And this is the perfect time for me to tell these folks.
Welcome back to the 85 South Show.
Yeah.
Now, we are speaking on, we just black men.
shit today. Come on, man. We're just talking about black man shit. You might not be able to
relate to all of it. This ain't had, this has no rhyme or reason. These are just black man
theories that we came up with in our minds. Hey, one of y'all intelligent people that be in the
comments of the 85 South Show, y'all 85% is, can we please find out what exactly bacon
soda is and where it came from? Right. That's the motherfucker. We need to make the movie about the
almond. Bacon soda do everything. It do everything. But you can bake biscuits. You bake with it.
You make cookies.
Cookies and shit.
It's bacon soda.
What?
Uh-huh.
It's all of the sodium-it-hydride and carbonate.
So basically.
Bacon soda.
It's baking soda.
It's all one thing.
It's all one element.
Now, check this out.
Don't get it fucked up either.
Because you just saw you clean carb batteries with the shit.
It's more than one.
Clean car batteries.
The molecules and shit.
Come on, boy.
I knew you was the line.
Leader!
It's that English major shit.
So what I'm saying is making soda is not even powder and not as two total.
That I do know.
Add dollars.
Who we're going to call it?
Got my dog Clayton English in here.
My dog will have green.
I'm play a partner Tico Bean.
My motherfucking maestro did I always got some pimping playing.
J-O-W-W-N.
One of those.
Jay Nguyen, you miced up today.
Oh, you bullshit.
Man, go get mic, man.
Speak with your outside, man.
Go get mic up.
Because they always want you to say something
and they act like we got you on restriction.
Even when he's just want to do it again.
I do it quarterly.
Yeah.
Put a mic on this nigga.
Y'all don't see your last guy.
So they know that it's not.
Jay Nguyen talked like that niggins.
Why the fuck you kids?
They don't want to talk like he used to ride around
with Quincy Jones before he was famous.
He got that type of point.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, man.
Yeah.
We had two white bitches from Estonia.
Yeah, man.
That's Estonia, man.
Yeah, man.
It's so weird.
Yeah, yeah, man.
And Jail went coming.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, man.
He talked like the nigger that'd be agreeing with pimps.
I can dig it, baby.
I dig it all, baby.
How far do you dig it, baby?
If you drop it, I'm gonna pick it up.
That's what it is, man.
Big cat in the building.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Got to throw this out here, man.
Shout out to the 85% of us, you know,
just for staying active in the market.
You understand?
Yes, sir.
You know, they got a whole Facebook group
about two, three hundred thousand people in and they dissect this shit.
Yeah.
They say, you know it's gonna be a good episode,
Chico Rubby Legg.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
I ain't, I ain't even know they pointed that shit out.
I don't know if the nigga on eggs pill or what.
Hey.
Nah, nigg is just I got that restless leg syndrome.
They used to make that commercial about.
I think I do.
I used to see it all the time.
Yeah, you can't be still.
Bro.
I think I got that.
rest of his leg, my name.
What's that word?
They say fly always use.
Infrastructure.
Yeah, everything.
That's it shit.
That's it shit.
When I saw that I died,
the brother going to bring that word out of loo.
It's the infrastructure.
You got to build the infrastructure.
You can be talking about some regular shit with fly.
He's going to say something about the infrastructure.
Well, I'm tired of hell.
Yeah, the infrastructure, man.
That's it shit.
That's it shit.
How y'all needs living, man.
I'm living day to day.
I just know some shit about to happen.
Now I just always think the shit about to pop off.
What shit?
It's a place, it's different levels of shit.
So do you think the shit, the shit or just some shit?
The shit.
Oh, Lord, Jesus.
Oh, Lord.
Damn, Donald.
I'm just saying, man, it's shit too, everything too fucked up right now.
What do you think they're gonna do that they not already do it?
You know, if an old black man looked at the situation of the world right now, you know what they're saying,
hold on young blood back your buss up that's exactly what need to happen it's too much going on too
goddamn fast everybody's doing too much you've ever been in the store with niggins start stealing
and they don't know who's stealing but it's a couple people stealing and not a whole environment just like
hold on it's just too much going on right now that's exactly how i feel about this whole situation
uh i don't think the pandemic is over by a long shot i think everybody buying all this
shit that they're gonna end up having to sell ass and suck dick full late on
I'm telling you, nigga, they have sold all the Lamborghinis till next year.
You can't even ask for a Lamborghini to 2024.
Rolexes 2.
That is sold all the Rolexes.
That sold all the Ferraris.
The shit that cost the most is gone, nigga.
This is, I don't know what the fuck about to happen.
That means some shit that, some shit that's about to come out going to be more than the most shit that ever was, nigga.
They gotta come up with some shit that's
more expensive because niggas is buying the most expensive shit in bulk where the
fuck this money came from PPP you know where it came from now shit back I'm
telling you bro the dollar ain't gonna be worth a dime in a minute and they
fucking they fucking these motherfuckers up because the people who got money got a whole
lot of it and the people who don't have none ain't got a goddamn thing right
about that the gap big the gap is a few people with a lot is a few people with all
the money so all the other is one percent about with all the goddamn
The thing is, it's always been like that, though.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I was talking about.
These motherfuckers and gay, they self-raised.
That's how bad shit is.
Them buying up all the expensive shit.
So what you're saying?
What you think about that?
Like, what's your theory?
That's going to raise the price of regular shit.
All right.
May 20th.
What we're going?
Louisville, Kentucky.
Man, to the who?
The KFC YUM Center.
We ain't got no KFC yet.
But it's going to be at the Yom Center.
Is it Louisville or Louisville or Louisville?
It's Louisville.
It's Louisville.
It's Louisville.
Yeah, no cap.
It's Louisville.
They're not in the back.
I need KFC to bring us some chicken, bro.
Is that close to the Kentucky Derby?
It's in Kentucky.
I mean, but is it close today that we're gonna be there?
Hey man, fuck all that.
Bring me some bluegrass.
For real.
Is Bubba Johnson gonna be there?
Bubba Johnson?
Yeah.
That nigga?
He did a NASCAR.
Kentucky, I thought that was a car.
No, Nicky, that's...
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Hey, man, come to the Jones.
Come to the Jones.
Where's your horse?
Ignorably.
Yeah.
You can't.
Yeah.
I thought it can't take a derby with the car.
No, that's the...
That's the...
That's the Daytona 500.
Nick, nigger.
Ain't nobody told me.
That's why I want to take you no fucking with.
Hey, man.
Get your tickets.
May 20 of K.C. Yom center.
Shit, take me to the horses then, nigg.
She got that, y'all.
Yeah, she got that.
I always thought the kid taking a derby was a horse with a car.
I mean, with a car.
I mean, regular shit already going up because of inflation.
You're calling high-in-in- It ain't went up yet.
No, it's went up.
Not yet.
It's went up.
The shit that's coming.
You asked me what's about to happen.
I know shit that happened in.
Gas just dropped, though.
Shit is high as-a-nigna, it ain't gonna be shit
to put no gas in, that's what I'm saying.
But you know what they do, they shoot that gas up.
Holidays, travel.
No-it-just shoot it up high as fuck.
And then it'll never, it'll never drop as fast as it shoots up.
Like every time, like, think about how gas then it was $1.40 something a gallon at one point, right?
And then they shot up two,
30 or something, right?
Then it dropped down the two.
It'll never drop back to where that shit.
Yeah, that shit ain't gonna never drop.
They say it take off.
I remember growing up, it was 78 center for the regular.
They said gas take off like a rocket
and come down like a feather, like the prices.
See, he's been steadying.
He knew what the topics was.
He got to start sending me the topics too.
What topics?
What topics of the show?
You think we got a worksheet we hand out?
Yeah.
No, this is clearly on topic.
Oh, okay.
You said we were just talking about black man shit today.
Whatever, we're black men, so whatever we come up with.
You just don't like when you don't know.
Y'all, I think it's just a little bit more prepared to me, that's all it was.
You always look unprepared.
That's what I'm saying.
You don't like that shit, nigga.
People keep asking me about your mental health.
I think it's time for you to look at the camera and let them know how you do.
Nah, nigger, it's time y'all to delete all that footage.
That's a classic commercial.
Man, Bing.
See, Ben, you don't know.
Let me tell you how dirty these niggas is, man.
All right.
What they do to do this?
he had to do.
Okay.
So I stuck around because I had to chop it up with him after.
Okay.
He's shooting his mental help ad.
Joe paying the camera and show me.
Where were you sitting?
Bro, I wouldn't even sit by the nigger.
But where were you sitting?
On the other side of the room.
Okay.
So Joe take the camera and show me while he's talking about if you're, if you're battling mental health,
we got a number, you can call up.
What was you doing?
What was you doing?
Pull an ad up.
Pull it up.
Pull it up.
I got to see it for myself.
Show him the mental health ad.
Show me the mental health ad when they have in it so I can see.
So he had to pan to you?
Well, he paying to me.
Like, break out.
Time out.
I'm not going to shit on.
Great direct work.
Directorial work, great directorial work.
But I shouldn't have been part of that shit.
But time out, though, see you, the way you're speaking about it is as though you was just sitting there on the phone or doing something.
He was doing nothing.
He was doing nothing.
No, no, no.
No.
Me, I ain't going to do it.
I look.
I was looking lost.
Oh, all right, well, there you go.
Well, say that first.
No.
Don't leave with the, with the niggins you wrong, leave with it.
All right, first, let me just say,
I was going through something at that moment
and he caught me.
Let me fuck you up right quick.
Now, you can't tell me that Chad don't look
like Michael Myers standing right now.
Oh, yeah, he definitely looked like Michael Myers.
Look on.
He's standing there with your hands on your hip nigga.
This fuck you're going through, man.
No, you're not just chilling, bro.
You're struggling.
Why are you shit like that?
Man, shout out to Chad.
He gave me, like, bro.
No fried foods, no eating after a certain time.
That shit still ain't working, man.
Bro, we just thought.
You was a negative.
No, you're not just starting.
You're not going to let you.
You're lying, my nigga.
Oh, we are 14 days clean.
Yeah, do you forget we, me and you had this conversation
in the lobby in Dallas?
That was not 14 days ago.
We wanted, you're crazy in September.
He posted some ribs the other day.
Since September first.
Since September first.
No, no, no, no.
How you switched the date from the river than down.
Nick, I said no, that ain't sound we're going to eat ribs.
The ribs was fried.
No, that was grilled ribs.
No, I'm not about to let you.
Grimmed the ribs.
You right about this nigga.
I didn't want to believe you.
You right about this nigga.
I'll be trying to defend them.
You right about this thing.
Because I personally was in the lobby with you niggas.
And you would say, yeah, man.
You know, I jogged the date.
You know, I ran me some miles and everything.
Man, I ain't been eating no fried fools.
I never said that did.
Yes, you did.
Yes, you did.
I probably was drunk when I said.
I probably was drunk.
Now you're gonna blank on alcohol.
Yeah.
That's why I start.
That's why I stopped.
And with my thought that you was drunk.
I didn't know you drunk.
Man, I was regular.
What I tell you?
He'll tell you the truth when he drunk.
Well, he's telling me a lie when he's sold.
I know.
I know.
Y'all nigger tripping.
Man, listen, man.
We gotta figure it out.
Well, hey.
Research department.
When was we in Dallas?
And damn nils.
July. When was we in Dallas for the 85 South Show?
Man, Ryan don't do shit good. You didn't get into it with this nigga, man.
No, no, because I don't like that shit, man. I don't like that shit, man. I don't like that shit, man.
That's fucked up. That's fucked up. How long we've been on our journey, bro?
July 30th. July 30th. Right. What about that? You said on July 30th, if you said, yeah, man, it started my dad.
August 13th. Uh-huh. You said, I had started my die. It's been a month.
Oh, today is what?
Today is the, today is the 14th.
It's been a buck.
Wait, no, look.
You're trying to get him to admit that he relapse.
But I relapse before I started for real September 1st.
Bro, it ain't no, you just can't wake up
and go clean the straight way.
Why was you talking like you did?
I thought I was quick, the game cold turkey.
Now see, you thought I'll be hard on you.
And this nigga ain't giving you no damn slay.
No, I'm going to hear that shit, man.
I ain't got no sympathy for that.
You gotta really do that shit, bro.
I'm here.
No, I don't know, you gotta really do it, bro.
No fried foods, no bread, no alcohol.
Hey, what's that nigga on line to be talking,
the workout nigga that'd be talking crazy to motherfuckers?
What's my man name?
The, uh, the, he'd be cussing niggas out
when he were the, I can't remember his name.
Big ballhead dude.
Yeah, motherfucker.
Oh, you're at Cali Mus.
Yeah, nigga, you need a nigga like that with you.
Yeah, bitch, yeah.
You'll never get swore doing no whole ass shit like that.
I don't know.
No shit.
Yeah.
That dude gonna stop going.
Yeah, nah.
You need that type of motivation.
You're gonna watch your guy.
No, you ain't never gonna lose weight if you're gonna shoot a nigga
for trying to make you lose weight, nigga.
You're gonna be doing all that?
Nah, he's saying bitch-ass nigga.
I'm just saying staying on you.
Oh yeah, he could be disciplined.
Yeah, you know.
But Loja said he was gonna call me a push-ass nigger and all that.
That's how he talked to the folks.
That's how he talked to the fucking.
Hey man, there, there's too many more of bitches.
And then you do a push-up, struggling,
you hear a bitch-niggin' like, I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm like, just lock up.
I mean, yeah, but you ain't gonna be,
you ain't gonna be able to fight that, nigga.
You gonna run out of the ride.
That's where I'm gonna go get that.
That's gonna shout a nigga at the gym, my name.
Bro, I'm telling you, if you want motivation bad,
if you really wanna do that shit to lose weight.
Why you turn it to his motivation?
Because I'm mad at this nigga, man.
This nigga really sold me a dream
in that lobby at that hotel, man.
I was believing in that nigga, man.
What you want him to do?
I was still, I'm still one in my miles though,
but I was still drinking though.
but now I realize I gotta stop drinking too
I didn't know you was this drunk
I'm not a drunk I drink
Let me see, let me see okay
I'm not a drunk
Oh this from back in the day
Let me see, let me see what you was looking like
What's up man? Mental health is a real issue
Man just watch this shit bro
Oh my God look at that shit
Why have my I didn't get not an ad dollar
I didn't know what he was you
Why show my name and me
Mental health is a real...
Your mouth was over, wasn't it?
Now, Ben, you being neutral.
That shit ain't dead-ass wrong.
Show this shit like a book
to elementary school students.
And it's gonna be saying
when the niggins ass right now of mental health.
He's talking about, I don't know.
Nibu do know.
You know.
You don't fuck up.
Look at this mustache.
Man, leave my daughter, man, man, man.
My nigger right here, take this back.
That was got a fucked up, bro.
They could have edited that out.
I'll give me.
Shoot the mustache.
Just hold it, let him get a zoo.
Oh.
It really, I get paying to you.
Bray, you see that shit.
No, that's why you see it?
Being the nigg, let me tell you how dirty your buddy is.
Why you got the Charlie Chapman, though?
Why your mustache look like that?
Bro, I don't know at the time.
Listen, this is your buddy now.
So when I confront him about this shit,
he's talking about some nigger,
do you know how many people seen that commercial?
I'm like, what you mean?
I put you into these niggas homes.
These niggas send you.
You're a household name now.
But it mind-fucked me.
I say appreciate it, Lowe's.
But I really shouldn't be in the same.
That's why we gotta work on your mental health, my
man.
For that reason alone, for you not to pick up
pick up to this nigga and just bless you out to online.
Wait, but wait, my whole point is you're acting, right?
Tell me where your career went after that commercial.
I started getting calls, and I'd be looking out too much.
I mean, if you look out too much, you become the lookout.
Yep, that's true.
You know what I mean, as they say, you build the motherfucker up for them to go against you.
Nah, I never go against my dog, though.
Were you on like four tours?
But which one come first?
I don't know.
Which everyone got the money.
He worked with any fucking back.
No way.
Yeah, man.
You know what I mean?
I got that live Paw Patrol I'm hosting, man.
I don't know if y'all knew, man.
My man Nav opened up for Paw Patrol, man.
Got him a little dog suit nerdy.
He play a pug.
You know what I mean?
He come out in the pug suit and introduced the Pop Patrol.
He's been locked in with Vlad so he can expose up.
Oh, hell, no, I never do no shit like that.
Man, don't need, ooh, don't even speak that type of shit.
Yeah, wait till it drive.
You gonna see that niggins.
Man, this is weird, man.
I mean, how, why the fuck would he be paid to me?
The camera isn't even on me.
And then I go, I go talk to the niggalose.
Right, yeah, and then that nigger flag will be asked you.
So, um, mental health is a really, really big issue.
And you had an issue.
when your cohorts panned over to you
in a shot that you were disgruntled about.
Let's talk about that a little bit.
You're gonna go right into it.
Nah, bro.
You're gonna, you're gonna.
I'm like, nah, that's all love.
I know, I know how to do that shit in interviews and shit,
how to.
You do?
Yeah, yeah, but like, no, it's all love, yeah.
Give me an example.
When you had to do it, so they'd be trying to get,
you had to do this?
Yeah, I was about to say, yeah.
Yeah, I don't have to do it before.
A few times?
Yeah, a lot of people.
That nigga got a breakfast club interview in the cut.
Don't put this shit out till I get you the word.
Man, he made a good
He went on funk
Funk Flick
Drop the bomb right now
Give me one of clothes bombs
Yeah, all the way, man
Oh, man
This nigga Babe, boy hit us with that flash
From the Five Hotbeats, yeah, man
Get my album, it's lonely at the top, drop it next week
See, Bean, he don't convince you that her life
This man, he didn't convince me you did
You convinced me you was on a diet in that lobby, that hotel, nigga
No, bro, I told you I was getting better.
I never said I was on the die.
I said- You were strung out on the field.
What is it, man? What's your struggle?
Bro, it don't be that so safe for him.
Cakes, pass.
No, it's not even that.
It's like, okay, I be doing good.
Then we get to the show, the venue.
Y'all have all them snacks, all the fucking
cat on.
Oh, you like to deflect.
You never gonna get nowhere blaming other people.
I'm not blaming anybody.
So I said, I said, don't put.
That's how easy this is, Ryan.
I said, don't put it in my room.
Hey.
And I stop.
I don't eat the snacks no more.
Nothing but room temperature water.
Get them some of them vegan straws.
And fruit.
Oh no.
A fruit cup.
A big fruit help.
A fruit cup, but you're not about to get...
Not a whole fruit cup, even the one that come with the luncheon.
Yeah, a cup.
Not a spread.
The one that come with the lunchable, the little small one has got two peaches of
breaking them out of hand.
Hey, put some, get some one-of-day men's too.
some vitamin.
Get that niggins some flexed oil.
Yeah, he ain't had a mineral in his body
and, boy, you look like he needs a B-12.
No, I'm good, man.
I'm actually been getting better than since September
Prince of a fish.
I'm saying, like, what is your eat schedule?
So between, I'm doing the intermediate fasting?
No, that's not even a trap again.
That ain't even the word. I know you lie, my nigga.
That's not even how you say that shit.
My nigga.
Okay, ready, we film it.
Hey, nigg.
You shit.
Pop your shit.
Pop your shit, homie.
Pop your shit, homie.
Yeah.
Weird-ass, nigga.
Real player.
Real player.
Let's think.
Hold up, my nigga.
You're being hella-boosy right now.
Hold up.
Hey, nigga.
Poppy a shit, hi-me?
You already know what it is.
Nicky?
Luke, go on board.
Throw that shit up here.
Throw that shit up your shit.
Pop your piece for the wannabies.
I might be.
Yeah, it's enough.
Yeah, it's enough.
Show them your kickin.
You brought with you.
Yeah.
Hey, look at this.
Cookies, dick.
Niggas, man.
Hell of cookies, niggas.
Hey, niggas.
They got a cookie that's a carry-on, nigga.
Yeah.
Cookies, niggins got shake in the bottom.
You ain't never had no chocolate chip shake, nigger.
What day we're going on?
Mugas, nigger.
Fucking talk about.
Oakland Arena, nigger.
Yeah, nigger.
June 4th, 3-headed monster two are on Cethas.
Nigger.
Nigger, on your baby, nigga.
What you talk about?
I ain't never seen your baby.
Hell of niggas, niggas.
Out there.
The bitch is already out there, nigga.
Hella bitches, nigga.
Not few, but a hella.
Hella.
I ain't never seen hella.
Nigger on the town.
It's gonna be hella, bitch.
Oh my mama, man.
On my mom.
I'm gonna seat this, nigga.
Hellma.
No cap.
And two is not hella.
Fuck you're talking about, nigga.
Yeah.
Town business.
Huh?
What it is?
Three-headed monster tour.
Show them the cookies.
Cookies, nigger.
Oh, mama.
Somebody mama's made these.
I don't know, I might not can't pronounce it, but I'm doing it.
You're just intermittent fasting.
1230 to 8.30 to 8 30 to my cutoff hours.
1230 to 8.
That's all fucking day.
How the fuck you get that?
1230 to 8.
8 hours.
8 hours ain't all day?
Hell no.
Not what I compared to what I used to do.
You used to eat all day?
Oh my God.
It might be, when I leave here, I might go home, get a little shit.
snack for I lay down.
What's a snack to you?
A sandwich?
It'll start off with a bowl of cereal.
A start.
That's how he's warm up.
Then if I take my bowl downstairs and put it in the same,
I'm like, oh, let me grab a bag of chips.
That's how he warmed up.
And grab a bag of chips.
Yeah.
Then why?
I don't like what it's going.
Don't tell them shit up.
If we want to be on my 600-pound life,
let him go.
And once I grab the chip, man,
That nigga lost it, that nigga be down there pouring a cereal.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's all the one fucking.
So I grab the chip bag, I'm like.
That nigga be down there with the Prince Toast Crunch
Niggins.
Alps.
Almond milk, though.
Almond milk.
Yeah, all right.
You good.
Hey, man, fuck your health.
Hey, man, no.
We asked about your mental health,
and then we didn't get into all these dietary restrictions and shit.
Because, I can't be up.
Take care of you.
Take care of you.
I can't be giving a fuck.
I mean, that's good.
You get it.
Right.
You got to lose that weight, niggas.
You don't want to be looking back at them old 85 self episodes.
Like, damn, nigger, look at my feet.
You lost 100 pounds?
No, I said I was 100 pounds ago on that mental health ad.
What that mean?
He gained 100 pounds, man.
Oh, I'm high.
Damn.
I'm high.
That nigga gained a hundred pounds.
Since then?
I don't pit up some weight, though.
I don't give a fuck.
I do, bro.
You're my niggins.
Man, I appreciate it, bro.
I don't get it.
I didn't get me.
And I didn't roll my eyes like a girl.
You better not do no shit.
I'm gonna get the celery, though.
No, you're not.
Oh, it's out of 8.30.
It's out of 8.30.
Yeah.
You think you slick, because you know the cellar have got barbecues sauce.
Hey, you're gonna dip it in ranch.
This celery gonna be, coming in the end.
You can be a barbecue, man.
You can be in that motherfucking eating currieking.
fucking eating currants with mustard on it.
Like, nigga, that just feats the purpose.
He got to add some flavor.
See, you didn't know that he was this type of person.
Yeah, I didn't, man.
All you got to do it?
I believed in this nigga, man.
I was so proud of him.
You should have seen how he was giving it in the lobby, man.
He was like, yeah, man, you know,
because this lifestyle, man, I had to make a change, man.
You know, I got responsibilities, man.
I got a fan.
That's what you heard of all that shit.
Yes, you did.
That's what you heard them say?
I don't drink, my nigger.
I remember everything, too, I'm an elephant, my nigger.
My head ain't just big for no reason.
You was like, yeah, man.
You know what else he'd be saying?
What?
He'd be out there telling them ladies he had a manager.
Yeah, they had to throw some shit about that, man.
Somebody was mad back then.
This nigga be laying so hard.
Man, come on, man.
You're not out here.
Tell me what you'd be doing some poor man's to.
Oh, you don't know what they're doing the poor man's to her.
You don't know what they're doing the poor man's to her.
No.
You ain't seen the clip?
Nah.
Hey, pull that up.
Show him.
Show you go to the poor man show.
When that nigga had that goddamn, no.
Not that one, the other shit.
That shit is fashion-over shit.
To the anniversary episode.
Wait till you see this.
Oh, wait till you see my outfit this year for that.
I already got that shit custom made.
This man.
You ain't gonna be able to wear it if you lose weight.
This man.
That's what I'm saying.
Who you think you're talking to?
So I need to say this size.
this size so I can feel.
You see what he wear to the 85th century?
Right, right.
Oh, okay.
This motherfucker think he, uh,
Christopher Wallace added to the poor mind to him.
That nigga got some space.
Relax and take notes, that.
Nah, I know the nigga be watching your outfits
because he got some Chico Bean and shit.
He's gonna fuck you up.
Please find it, right?
That's close a hell, though.
You ain't seen it?
No, you got a home.
You don't know this nigga then.
How'd what you've seen it, ma.
You do not know this.
this nigga, Brian probably sent it to you.
We got a research department, my name.
No, Ryan do a little lame shit right now.
He probably said the shit straight-alone.
Don't blame my boy.
I already know how he operate.
Hey man, I'm telling you, bro.
This nigga not who you think he is,
I know.
After that experience in the lobby,
him just said, I just started September 1st.
That just, that just ruled.
No, like strict September 1st.
That's not what she said.
Look, Clayton can't stand to be around him.
He got to go.
No, I'm coming back.
I need to see what he wore.
I know.
It's crazy.
Now, how many outfits you don't want?
He must be scrolling through your shit.
Nah, I didn't even put that up,
so I don't know why he got some shit of me
in an outfit.
I don't know.
He got the whole show.
Yeah, I don't like a nigga taking pictures of me
on the side if he ain't no cameraman.
Like, what the fuck are you doing?
We got camera man.
Why the fuck do you got a picture of me
and your goddamn doubt?
For times like this, Nick.
No.
It's something he need to tell me.
He'd think everybody working against it.
No, man, I was with him, man.
You don't turn to everybody against you, you know?
No, bro, I was with you.
And I think you liked to just sit back and watch it all in phone.
Did you see the excitement?
Yes.
If you remember what you say, you said, do you remember the excitement in my face when I was telling you?
You were selling me like, why?
You dealt me up in you.
I was like, man, I'm so proud.
That's what's up, bro.
You ran and I was telling you.
But we had the conversation.
I thought you was lying because you said you jogged too much.
And I said, nigga, ain't no way you was outside running.
And there's Texas heat.
And you said, nah, nigga, I wasn't running outside.
I was running in a, let me see.
Why I ain't on that bad?
I ain't on you.
I ain't know.
Yeah, you see it, Nick?
Well, you look like you're on the hookah lounge.
What's the fucking got going on, man?
You're left to right.
Oh, oh, I told you.
Oh, I told you, nigga.
You do not know this nigga, man.
Hey, man, this nigga.
Where, what city were y'all at?
Were y'all in Bermuda?
Where the fuck would y'all at?
Turbs and can't go.
You was in Birmingham dressed like this, man.
Man, you was in Birmingham with this shit on, man.
When you said Colombian, you were thinking the country, though.
That's right.
I'm like, nigga, you.
Let me see you.
Let me see it.
Clayton, my nigga.
Let me see it.
My nigger, you come on.
Look at this nigger, man.
Let me see it.
Hold on.
Look at this nigger, bro.
Boy, you don't get your head out of the air!
This is gonna look like Tommy Rossetti.
This one who's walking around?
The nigga guy, he don't even got on the regular Gucci slides.
He got on the African Gucci slides.
The ones, the African niggas.
With the toast, man.
Man.
Man.
I told you.
With the shades, my nigger.
I told you.
He got on that.
Last, last.
Everybody go to a breakfast.
Shy you.
That's what he was putting that.
He was listening to when he put that shit.
When he put the glasses on,
that's what that bomb is.
Shaiyoo.
That's you was in Spines, man.
Bro, what, you was in Birmingham,
and then the nigga got the shit button down
and like the second button.
Where you got your chest out.
In Birmingham.
That was not Birmingham.
That was not even a tropical plane.
That's not even a tropical plane.
Where was y'all left, right?
It was Birmingham.
It was Birmingham.
Even one of them places, my name.
When they said Columbia,
No, Chico, in my defense,
in my defense, when they said Columbia,
they did not put South Carolina behind it.
It just said Columbia.
So when they said Columbia,
I was like, well, I need to have some tropical for Columbia.
They didn't tell me was Columbia, South Carolina,
till we got there.
So you dressed like a little cocaine deal?
Like, you're crazy?
Then the fuck that part is the nigga got a pet
They have socks on that don't go with none of this shit.
He got on the body.
Show him, bro.
I'm about to show them, man.
Y'all got to see this nigga, man.
Look at this nigga name, outfit, man.
Man, piqued the better picture.
This nigga went to Zara and went crazy, man.
Man.
He got this shit from you, man.
Man, I ain't never wore no shit like this.
Okay, that shit looks like.
Hey, don't call my outfit no shit, no.
No, I ain't never want no shit like this.
I ain't never want no shit like this.
I ain't never want no shit like this.
We got to Zoom man on the Gucci.
Gucci slides, man.
Then the nigger got on a pair of haines socks.
Noggy socks.
Who made you?
God damn.
How you zoomed man, man?
How you get the picture of the Zoom?
Who made the outfit?
Huh?
Huh?
Oh.
What's that nigga, Eddie Murphy?
Not at your name?
Ferrati.
Ferretti?
Federoff, nigga.
That actual outfit, that was from a boutique.
That actual outfit, that was from a boutique.
You buying boutique stuff?
Boutique.
Wow.
Man, let's...
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Look how the hill part is of the sock up on his legs, man.
Go on that shit, man.
Hey, man.
Zoom it on that shit, man.
We can't do this in front of everybody.
Look how...
But I got more questions for you.
Man, look how the hill is.
That nigga got...
That nigga, the heel part of the sock is on the back of his Achilles, nigger.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Nigger, look how high you got this man, hold up, nab, man.
You're my nigger, man.
What's up with you, man?
He'd be your high-high-high-the-hill part of the sock hits on your leg.
Oh, yeah, I think I double sock that day.
That was a double-sock.
I told you, man, when he get over there, he'd be acting totally different, man.
Oh, man.
This is all the front.
So I'm just saying, like, yeah, so y'all gonna judge me from a picture, y'all?
You need the video to see.
I was still me.
No, nigga.
I was still talking that shit like it's me.
Ain't no way you had that on your body.
It was still talking like you were shooting.
Oh, I was talking that shit.
Oh, you always talk that shit.
I was seeing this nigga on a fly for a show,
bro.
He had on an 85 South shirt, but he then photoshopped it
to make it say now.
Hey, you was a fucking lying, dog.
Bruh.
You know what?
We got to have these at least once a month with these
With this nigga, nab therapy session by niggins.
What you got going on?
He just didn't get my number one.
That's New York.
Man, there ain't about to ask you shit.
I told you.
Why the fuck you keep coming with that damn laptop?
This nigga is New York dressed like special, my nigga.
Y'all might not know who special is,
but this thing is dressed like special from New York, man.
Where that man?
I didn't lost it, man.
I'd lost it.
I'd lost it, man.
Man, I'd lost it.
Man, what we were talking about with the black man shit, y'all said.
This shit.
This shit.
Find it, find it, Ryan, man.
This nigger, I'm sure he will.
This nigger was dressed like Camron, niggins.
I get it.
Right, you was in pink?
No, it's worse.
It's worse?
It's worse, man.
Wait till you see this shit.
This show was to Clayton before you.
I didn't seen it already.
Check your man out.
This is.
What is that?
Is that the hotel roll?
Yes.
That nigga that stole a robe out to Conrad Hotel
hotel in New York and wore that bitch to the show.
What are you doing?
You don't do me.
Bro, who the fuck asked this man
to bring that laptop over here?
And they won't bring it up to you.
We will.
I bet you thought you was a ghost face when you walked in that bitch,
didn't.
In my...
In my defense, you don't guess what?
Okay, look.
In my defense, you could ask them,
the women did go crazy.
Did you open the road?
Man, what the fuck?
Hey, man, this dick is crazy, man.
Wait, man, but that's a real just hotel road?
No, no, hell no.
That was a Hermes road.
Who?
Hermes.
Hermes.
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You want to propose to your old lady right now?
Now it's the perfect time to do that shit.
I just shut the fuck up.
Let y'all do y'all thing.
Fuck the show.
Y'all want to get married to each other.
Say what?
Oh no, I'm just saying.
Wait a minute.
Shut up.
This is a beautiful moment in black history.
before you do it
bro give us the back story
how long y'all been together
how long y'all been together
20 years
nigger you should have been dead that shit
all right
do your thing
we'll sing a song
for y'all a son
meet me at the altar
and bring our kids
We've been together for 20 years
Let's cut the bullshit
Do your thing, bro.
I'll be over here.
Now, I ain't coming all the way.
The court ain't that long.
Everybody act like we went to
high school with them.
All the ladies say,
Woo!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
bro what if she say no that should have
oh you think i'm gonna be quiet at my show you gotta you better say it to her
nigga big shirt wearing there miss lady do you want to spend the rest of your life
with a nigga who wear the shirt straight out the pack the jeans is is loose at the
waist but tight in the legs all right
She gonna say, yeah, 20 years, nigga.
Nika do anything to not have that half of the rent, won't it?
What's she say, bro?
She said, yeah!
Oh!
My nigger, my nick!
My nigger, my nigger, my muck!
My motherfucking Nick!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, Chad, come around here, Michael Myers, hey, man.
Hey, we, hey, how much you're paying this nigga, man?
Snigger just said he got an Hermann's role, nigga.
And it was slug.
It was fit him perfectly, so I know you had to have a perfect.
It was in the budget.
That shit was tied with what?
It was in the budget.
That's all you need to tie that bitch.
Wow.
That's it.
It was in the budget, man.
It's the best life right now.
Leave him alone.
No, you know what it is.
You know what it is.
We probably don't know.
There'd be somebody coming to see him.
He'd be telling me.
You know, watch what I do the night, baby.
Watch what I do the night, but I'm gonna fuck him up tonight, baby.
Watch.
I doubt.
I already know.
It's gonna come out.
Next thing you know, it's gonna be a group for NAA fans,
and he gonna have that robe on in the picture.
They're gonna be called, uh...
They're gonna be my little navigators.
Yeah, you better be careful.
My little navigators, I like that.
Yeah, I like it.
My little navigators, y'all tap in.
Yeah, navigators.
Navigators.
Because Nav is your name.
Yep.
And then bitch is probably gonna look like alligators.
All right.
Oh, no.
Y'all want to see how this comes into nothing.
I was going to say, get up, man.
You bite shit like an alligator.
Because he's already said he wanted to be on the shade room.
That's exactly how he did.
I never said I wanted to be on the shade room.
You did.
He said he'd be on the shade room, like, on their page.
Yeah, just, like, looking at the little shit that's right, talking shit.
I know I should want shit than these bitch-ass name.
He definitely got a burner account.
I know I'm more fired than these bitch-ass name.
Nah, what's your burner account?
How he got with?
The only niggins is cat burner account.
Them the only cat.
Nav and cat.
Can forget the switch.
Yeah, can forget the switch pages.
He means.
The captain hit the Swiss page.
They'd be like,
Bradby under the wildest shit, too.
Can't still got to west coast of hills.
He'd be banging on the internet.
You were like, oh, man.
Be like, 85 South show, yeah, bitch-ass-nick,
you sound like a bitch.
You'd be like, whoa, bro.
This Dr. Umar Johnson you talking to, my name,
why would I ask me talking shit to Dr. Umah?
My name, what do they do?
Hey, I swear I heard him on a clubhouse call.
Hey, man, motherfuckers don't.
Hey, man, this O.D. I mean,
With that Corleone, that shit come out
when he turned to Cat Corleone.
That thing, Cat Colio'll be on the end of that gourd.
He's cat dog here, but he cat collioleone.
Yeah, baby.
I want them those posts with the women be like,
nigga, you gotta tell me I'm beautiful every three hours.
Bitch, them niggas ain't telling you the truth.
I will, though.
I'll be like 85 South Shore.
Which one I said this shit?
I said Cat Corleone, they Swiss pages, man.
Fuck that.
But you know how many people think that's me?
Exactly, bro.
Hey, it'd be 5.30 in the morning,
you might see 85 South Show just coming.
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
Can't respond to the spam bites and everything.
You know, the little chicks would be like,
Am I sex?
You can't be like, I don't know I'm going on your page.
Yeah.
I knew it was him because I ran in his voice.
I'm like, what the fuck went on the page?
Can I, listen, I'd say, it's a couple times.
I mean, I'm talking about this nigga
respond to the span, like you said,
but motherfuckers be like that.
Don't go to my page, don't go to my page.
Don't go to my page.
Man can't tell you.
Can't be like, bitch, I was already
over there, you ain't no real, man.
Get the fuck out of here.
Eddie Five Sout show.
You're like, bro.
Now we got 9,000 spam pipes.
Can't want to delete this shit.
I can't delete this shit.
Man, I'm working on.
I told y'all, that nigga Cat got it in his basement,
that nigga got nine screens up like Batman,
that nigga be on everything.
Man, this shit didn't get some bad.
Every said, do you want to see my nude pics?
And then cat then, yes.
85 thousand show.
Yeah, we ruined, my nigger.
Man, I'm having to suspend can and get new faces to do it.
New faces do it.
Newface will be at the White House in two weeks.
A Barack Obama said,
Yeah, he wants y'all to sign his hat for him, man.
I was just over there yesterday.
Like, God damn, new face.
This nigga, new face was everywhere, bro.
This nigga might work for the CIA.
I think it's two of them.
Not as an agent, but just as a nigga, they consult.
I think it's just as a consultant.
It's two new faces.
It's got to be.
It's not one of them.
This nigga is too.
But you say he's really two-faced?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
We think it's new face, bud.
You don't want to meet the evil new face.
Yeah, oh man.
He probably slapped with the shit.
This thing is just collect a whole bunch of babies.
You remember this concert?
Yeah.
But nobody at this motherfucker.
His mustache is real long.
Yeah, one that one sold up.
Like an Asian man, just one long-ass mustache.
That they could be twisting that motherfucker like this.
Remember your open mic from 2014?
When you bombed?
When you bombed in front of your family.
Why don't you sign this?
Sign this.
Sign this.
Press play.
Oh, I remember the night.
Press play.
That's hilarious.
I remember the night with a big fight in the club.
You didn't get to go on.
Lucky you.
Hey, man.
This shit is crazy, man.
Oh, really?
It is crazy, man.
What's some of your black man conspiracy theories?
Goodness gracious, boy, you're gonna take me there.
Oh, boy.
Well, I didn't already say it one,
and you know what I mean?
The only that had motherfuckers mad at me.
That sling re-crans shit.
Uh, black man-
Controversial Chico B.
I'm gonna get one from everybody.
I could host two.
I believe that the black man was deliberately taken
out of the households to make the black woman
look at us as an enemy.
Okay, so where does the black man?
man live. Wherever he ends up. Where he lays his hat is his home.
Whatever he ends up. The 70s. The 70s. I believe the black man was deliberately
taken out of the home to make the black woman resent the black man. So what percentage of
black men would you say have temporary housing in this day and age?
Whoo-wee! Temporary housing. It's a lot of that going on. 72%. We're talking about what?
We're talking about fucking for rent.
It's absurd.
Fucking for rent.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, then you have to say, how many niggas you think is living with a woman?
Mm.
Mm.
Living with a woman.
Living on a name, not anywhere on nothing.
Right.
It's her shit.
He lived there.
Uh, no.
No.
No.
I feel like, I think that's too high.
I think that's way too high.
What you say?
What you say?
What you said?
What you said?
Just living off women.
Just living off women.
But he helping him, he helping him, but it's just in her life.
No, that's enough percent.
That's enough percent.
I'm so just, he has no way, don't give an accurate.
All that, don't do nothing.
That can get contributions.
That can get put out.
It's dick.
That's it.
That's all he bring is just fucking.
That's all you got.
Now, see, that's about, that's about 13 to 20 percent.
But, but I will argue this.
I will argue this, that is a fluctuating percentage.
Because there was a time period where I may have been that,
but I was able to transition it to another tear
and another tax bracket.
I've never had to live for.
to live with anybody else,
but I have had to rely on dick.
That's what I'm saying.
Wait a minute, you gotta put something else with that
because that ain't gonna say.
Yeah, I don't know, you gotta let me finish.
That's why I was not wanting you to finish.
You cut me off, man.
He said, his own.
This is everybody's thinking for their oath.
There you go.
With women.
My things go down, I turned the dick.
That's all, no.
Wait till they chop this.
You know what I'm saying?
Wait till Joe see this.
Oh yeah.
Fuck that, nigga.
Hey, yeah, let's let's put that
out there, hey, ride.
Everybody's talking about that on this.
Hey, man, you pull that computer up
and show that face like that.
I'm gonna kill, you motherfucker.
That's what you're gonna do with that motherfucker.
You gotta threaten this, yeah, yeah, you know what,
I see how you work that.
That thing got scared of shit.
That YouTube go flag it.
Yeah, you're right.
You know what?
You put it on the app.
Yeah, you're right.
You can't threading nobody.
On the internet.
Just bleep, bleep, bleep it.
No, not even joking.
Yeah, you can't joke.
You can bleep it.
You don't understand how this game.
But you just said that that's what you're gonna do.
But okay, give me one of your black man
That all the negative things that everybody outside of black men say, even black men,
all the negative things that people say about black men have a real world effect on how people
treat us.
Like, niggins ain't shit.
Yeah. Niggas ain't shit is not just some shit to say.
Yeah.
That's a real destructive phrase.
Because if they can convince our women to say that to us,
and then you see the way that we get handled
when it comes to law enforcement.
Police, court loans, jobs,
and the republic.
If you got the general consensus that every subgroup of people
have the mindset that niggas ain't shit,
this ain't shit, and that's how they gonna handle it.
And I think, like I said, I think the removal
of the black man from the household is what made that possible.
Because if you come home and see a man every day
after he does whatever it is he does all day,
you have an understanding and a, you know,
a clear example of what causes him to be
in whatever mood that he's in, you know what I mean?
And whatever it is that he's going through,
you have an example to see every day.
But once they took the black man out the home
and then not just took him out the home
but provided the ability for the black woman
to survive without him through.
Well, I can only agree with half of that statement.
Some niggas did get took out the home.
Some niggas left the home.
I mean, yeah, I'm not talking about them.
The niggas that left the home
have been leaving homes forever.
I'm not talking about you.
But then you gotta keep in mind though,
it's like some niggas are,
they're not mentally ready to be the head of a household.
I mean, but.
Some niggas run from responsibility.
Most niggas, a lot of.
But in the same breath, in the same breath,
motherfuckers before that one wasn't really ready
to be no head or no household.
That's the thing about it.
You gotta figure that shit out.
You have to be, nobody's ready.
But you have to understand.
If you do it, it's on you to figure that shit out.
You can't duck responsibility.
And that's the thing that, I think that another conspiracy theory,
I think that, you know what I mean, the responsibility.
But there's more black men in the home now
than it ever has been.
I, you think so?
I don't know about ever.
Ever?
I don't know about ever, but in recent years.
Look it up.
This last generation of, these last couple generation
of black kids have had more fathers than black kids have ever had.
See, that's the thing.
When I say in the home, I don't necessarily mean that you with their mama.
With their mama.
In the home.
I'm talking about just actively present in the household
to where your influence is there, whether you're there or not.
Because as a man, you have to be outside to make shit happen.
We all have that responsibility.
but your presence has to still be felt in the household.
In that household, yeah.
So a lot of times, the presence,
they have no male presence in the household.
Whether he's actively sleeping there or not,
there's no presence of a man in the household.
And you know one of the disadvantages
of how this infrastructure is set up,
I'm gonna say it because my boy ain't here,
it takes us as black men so long to understand
a lot of the way that the world works,
to even know that, okay, these things do have a real impact.
You get what I'm saying?
Where are you gonna learn it from?
Where you gonna learn it from?
They're gonna teach you school.
You six or seven generations removed at this point.
Yeah.
You know, maybe even 10 or 10 or 12.
And they shit was fucked up.
How they're gonna teach you financial.
That's the number one thing.
And where you're gonna learn it from?
That's the number one thing that broke up the family
is the financial part.
A lot of men chose the streets because that was the only way
that they could make it.
And provide living for them.
You gotta stop.
Like we did not have shit, people had shit,
but the family
It wasn't together, it wasn't a unit,
so everybody picked it apart like some vortures.
We had some land, but we gonna sell it.
And that's the number one thing that break up the family.
A little piece of money.
A good example of that is Crooklyn, the movie Crooklyn,
the relationship between the mother and father
and Crooklyn, that show you like,
even though it's based in the 70s,
that show you the struggle that was going on
because he was trying to do what he was trying to do
and trying to chase a dream,
but it wasn't providing the, you know,
the financial stability that was necessary in the house
and it caused him to leave and have to get put out of the household
and have to come back.
And a lot of times, you know, niggas left outside,
went outside and there wasn't nothing out there for real,
but the same shit.
But once the 80s hit and that crack hit,
when niggas went outside,
they went outside and came back in the house with $40,000
and looked like, you know what, fuck this shit.
Yeah.
I'm out here.
You know what I feel like as a nigga at some point in your life,
you have to experience what being put out feels like.
It kind of go like on your ghetto report card.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I didn't have that happen to me a couple times.
You got put out?
What, Wanda, boy, Wanda what?
I'm playing my motherfucking ass, Nick.
Not by your mama, like, by, where that count?
Oh, I had never been able to, because my mama put me out, I never was, I never got to the point.
You see how you learned this shit at home?
Yeah, I never got to the point where a woman could put me out anywhere.
Because my mother made me go figure it out on my own.
You were lucky enough to be taught.
Yeah, she, she, she made me go figure it out, so I never had to rely on a woman.
I was never dependent enough on my mother to ever had to be dependent on a woman.
You know what I mean? She never allowed that shit in me
She was like, nigga, no, get the fuck on
You want to be a grown man, I'm gonna treat you like one
You don't get no key to the front door, nigga, see how you get it in this bitch
So, yeah, I, you know, but that, like I said, I always say my mama
Raised me in reverse, all loving and coddling and all that shit
You're supposed to give me a little boy, I ain't get none of that till I became a grown man
But that taught me responsibility, I couldn't run from no responsibility
It wasn't a time in my life where I didn't have responsibilities
or something I was responsible for in my household.
So when it became a grown man,
I just had to figure out how to make this shit happen for myself.
But I wasn't like, I got to pay bills.
Nah, I've been paying bills a long time.
No, my mom was one of them.
She's going to show you how much it costs.
My pops, too.
This is what we're paying.
Look, get used to.
This is what shit costs, and it's going steadily go up.
Everybody gave me some.
If we were talking about experiences.
At a certain age, I just, like, I didn't never have, like,
shit bought for me. I always had to like work for it.
You gotta do something? Yeah, you always had to do something for it.
We gotta do.
That teacher responsibility, yeah.
I still, we wait, we gotta get yours.
I know what his is.
What it is?
No, I ain't wait.
Oh, no.
Everything, anything to do with the war on drugs, that's for us.
It's designed too perfectly, it's set up too perfectly.
It was started a long-ass time ago.
I'm doing this War on Drugs podcast.
I learned more shit than a motherfucker fucking with these
that get people out of jail for sentences and shit.
He always got some shit going on.
This shit next level.
This shit fucked up from the top to the bottom, bro.
Like, this shit is all about money.
It's all about making money.
How can we get this?
Free labor.
Everything ain't doing from...
Because that's what slavery changed to.
Yep.
And it didn't abolish it.
It was just...
Bro, that shit is bullshit.
Anything to do with the world.
Drug drugs is bullshit.
Drug dogs, that's bullshit.
Ain't no fucking dog.
They can just tell you where the drugs at
all the goddamn time, dog.
You understand what I'm saying?
Like, dogs get excited when they only get excited.
Anybody that got a dog, no, you get excited.
If you're to train this dog to get excited
when you pull somebody over,
you're gonna give them the tail to hit.
Can't no dog sniff out different types of drugs all day.
Even if you got a dog highly trained,
that bitch good for two hours out today.
Like, it's a bunch of bullshit.
You're going to jail.
for some shit. We had Rick Ross here. When Rick Ross was here, he went to jail and never
got caught with dope. There's so many people that got locked up that never got caught
with dope, that never got caught with guns, but they're going on somebody's testimony
because they just... And they don't give a fuck. They just want somebody head up there.
They want their head up there, though.
Yeah, that's conspiracy was thrown in the railroad. Even if you look at motherfuckers that don't
have violent offenses that's being housed in Supermax penitentiaries. It's like,
You set an example.
If outside of just what you said about the actual structure of it,
what it sets as an example of just the mentality that we have as black men
where, if it's a group of niggas, we'd go at it with some niggas,
no matter where they're from, what they love like.
But if them people come, niggas is taking off.
The most gangsters are the most gangster will run
because that example that men set, nigga, they get a hold of your ass.
They're going to put you somewhere where ain't nobody ever want to be able to get you.
Oh.
Most of the violence.
in the black community is perpetuated by somebody who's not even black.
Somebody is instigating the violence in the black community.
You're talking about?
There's an outside entity that creates violence in the black community.
I believe that.
And I'll tell you where I think it comes from.
The people who run the music industry.
It's not those people.
It's the people who own those people.
who own those people.
That's what I'm talking about.
The people who run.
That shit is who run it.
It's entertainment for them.
I think that black on black or black violence
is a category of entertainment for sight, niggins.
I even want better.
It's becoming form of entertainment for us.
We've been bought into that's what this is,
and it ain't never been there.
That's what we call in the culture,
the little parts that motherfuckers,
like the culture need to be filtered.
Yeah.
Like, niggas panting for gold.
Oh, this shit ain't gold.
Yeah.
We need to get the goddamn dirty.
Grin' about that bitch.
And when you think when it came from niggas writing graffiti and break dancing, it didn't
win a whole different direction.
I mean, even, yes, but even not going back that far.
Even going back maybe 10, 12 years ago, it was still a little, like.
I mean, it was there, but it was other options.
Right.
The only option is that it was.
I don't know what that was.
Nah.
Somebody got a little booty call.
Damn, hi.
What's the old was it?
Man, it was one of them pretty Ricky, Mom.
Yeah, you can tell from the way she sat on the phone,
niggas, she looked back on.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, I said two o'clock.
Back.
Yeah, that's what that was.
She sat on that motherfucker too quick.
What's your conspiracy three, now?
There's a lot of more good black fathers
than bad black fathers.
So you know how they make it seem like it's about a black dead beat dad?
Uh-huh.
I know a, I know way more fathers that's present in their child life and helping with their kids.
But that's the best of good thing.
Who determines what a dead beat dad is?
Oh.
That's too deep.
Who determines?
I got another one.
You can determine that shit.
But I'm saying, but who is the problem?
Yeah, like what's the standard?
What's the standard of being a good father?
Yeah.
You're not doing nothing.
You can't be no good father.
Right.
You gotta, it's gotta be a minimum criteria.
I'm saying.
Like, we just can't be like a motherfucker
disappeared to the ether
and that motherfucker still.
He got it in them.
Right, but that's the thing.
If you don't put it out.
If you, now that you say that,
let's say that you do do something.
Do you now not get to be considered a dead-be-dad
because you do something?
No, you gotta continue to do.
You gotta, you gotta be there in some form, shape, capacity.
Okay, let's say every, figuratively speaking, right?
every every once a month this you know you come pick your child up and take them out all day
and spend all the money on them and take them back home once a month every month are you a bad
father you need more time it's what I said yeah but think about it if you lived at the house
you probably would still be doing the same shit you just but man you live at the house what's your
position what's your job are you a truck drive
Where the fuck, when do you have, like, what do you do?
What can you do when you're able to be there for your child?
Do you choose that over fuck shit?
Yeah, exactly.
You know what I'm saying?
And it's a lot of motherfuckers that choose fuck shit over that shit.
I think that's a good criteria to base though.
Do you, do you, the free time that you have to do whatever you want to do,
do you put and incorporate your child into that time?
Yes.
Exactly.
And even if you go, like, this is what the fuck.
I do, even if it's just some shit you like to do,
then that's the bonding time with your kid.
He comes to do it.
I told you.
What?
Bro.
You know there shooting the commercial?
He wants you put the hat.
Yeah, he high.
Because you're thinking you just, you're on QVC.
You have.
Clayton and blew all there smoking in his face.
He had.
He's been over here in hell.
He leaned forward and then he leaned back.
That nigger got that nose like them dog
he was talking about.
He's been smelling that J.R. Cricket
since they walked it in this bitch.
Oh, nah, ain't.
That's a deal one.
That's the devil.
Oh, shit.
I do want to eat this up.
I think that all statistics about black people are completely made up.
I do too.
Absolutely.
They tried to scare the fuck out of us with statistics.
All black men can't dance neither.
That's a fact.
Especially not like my boy.
Shut your way.
Hey.
Oh, you ain't no more blackin' dance.
Wow.
Oh, me.
Oh, me.
Oh, me.
You don't know true fucks?
First of all, first of all, first of all,
the heavier nap get, the better his dance moves get.
He's gonna turn in the rerun in a minute.
So I'm all y'all niggas be going dancing together?
No, hell no.
Y'all are dancing?
Y'all be going to battling niggins.
No, I'm gonna be like, hold my bill.
And then he just go out there and go the fuck off.
Cap, you hear everybody at here?
We was all, the only place I ever,
we was in LA, right?
What did you talk about?
What dancing did I do?
You did the new shit.
He lied, everything.
He'd say this every time.
You was in the club like this nigga.
No, no, that one, I ain't gonna lie with you.
That went out yet.
He didn't do that.
Oh, that wasn't out yet.
I thought you were doing the shoot.
And he was like, no.
This is his head.
Look, I told you, NAM.
He got it on his phone, he's right.
I'm like, where do me, this coming?
NAB ain't never been that brand no.
I don't look there.
You don't want to see this time.
Oh, that my bad.
Let me see it.
Let me see it.
Let me see what you.
Wait a minute, bro.
Because you didn't have shit to say,
but I ain't never seen no footage.
Yeah, I got something this time.
This nigga.
I got something this time.
Look at it.
But no, like, bro, it's not a bad thing.
What kind of nigga get mad because they can dance?
No.
It's the dances that you're saying I'm doing.
That's the problem.
This nigga said I was doing the new shit.
The TikTok shit.
Now look.
Wait a minute.
Let me see, Clayton acting like he don't know what he did go.
Oh, no, you know, he ain't really dancing.
Oh, yeah, yeah, too.
My wife is.
You act like I had a split.
Let me see the shit, man.
Let me see the shit, man.
Yeah.
Hey, but I cut it out, because like he don't dance if he see the camera.
Let me see it.
Let me see it.
Let me see it.
Watch when he made the ugly face like, grr.
Nika, how long have you watched it?
this video.
How many times if you watch this?
Like you have it fun like a motherfucker too, man.
Oh look, that would he do?
That's why I say we gotta get back to breakdats and my niggins got to have fun.
That's what I say we gotta get back to breakd dancing by the new time of day.
Everybody wants to see that shit, Clay.
Hold on.
Yeah.
Yeah, that ain't.
Oh, this niggas sleep.
Clay, go, that with you?
Ah!
Ah!
These are not new dance.
No, not.
I stand by that shit.
None of these dances are do.
I didn't record you, LA.
None of those dances are you.
No, I won't hear that shit.
But in L.A.
I don't want to hear that shit.
El like he would do it like.
None of that day.
I didn't.
What it?
You were just dancing.
I'm,
I didn't do that.
This is.
Yeah.
This is cow.
This nigga is right.
This is right.
That's hilarious.
Hey.
Oh, so that's what you do.
Wow, Mr. Papa Ross.
We're not gonna talk about your ass pointing out every celebrity you see, nigga.
Every time I, hey, man, all right.
That was that all that.
That's shit.
They don't like that shit.
Hey, motherfucker.
That was between us.
Because one.
Wait, man, wait a minute.
What?
No dancing between us, man.
Oh, no, no.
I'm talking about the secret of him having the footage of seeing.
Oh, yeah.
No.
with each other.
I'm talking about this niggas using different footage
to prove his point about some shit he made up in the first place.
This nigga said I was doing the new dances in LA.
This nigga shows a picture of me drunk doing old dances
that it's better.
And it's better.
Two different things.
I understand what you're saying, Clay.
No, don't show.
But you know how you're looking for some more.
Amen.
where you was dancing.
Oh, that's when you stood up on a little booth.
You stood up on a, you were standing on the couch?
Bro, no.
Clayton, this nigga was standing like a bad, man.
I thought Clay was gonna go fight somebody.
Cause on the file, I'm like, bro, bro,
bro, call nine.
Next thing I know they're ticking against each other.
Bro, y'all.
Now all the time, I'm trying to.
Hold on, hold on.
You been to the dime in LA?
Rito, reed on.
You been to the dime in LA?
Can I talk, bro.
Wait a minute, you've been to the dime in LA?
Rito.
Sniggins standing on the booth.
So real quick, bro.
Bro, when we was in L.A. at the dime, just chilling out.
Why you always called Rito?
Boom!
There's other people that was there.
Rito.
It's other people that were there.
Can he talk, bro?
Lex P was there.
So when we was at the dime, bro.
Dreh was down.
Chico right here.
Everybody was here.
And Chico just trying to get to the bottom of it.
Who was our wit and who was dancing and doing all the new dances?
Hey, dog, so this thing you keep getting mad every time I say that,
but Clayton was dancing, bro.
What?
of dances what's he doing rito whatever song was on and what they playing the new
shit cap how they're playing that they played all Atlanta shit it was all Atlanta
shit was he in the yeah and all that type of shit the yeah what what the shit when they
be like doing that shit how you don't have this nigga do you that okay I'm about
Make sure you got this thing.
This is the same claim we talked about, Mike.
Make sure you got this nigga over here.
Oh, man.
Show this shit, look at this.
That's the claim, right.
Guys, this is going too far.
I know, bad.
Yeah, stop.
Now the nigger told me the other day.
Hey, what did you talk about?
Did he did?
That was when I was talking to beat.
We were joking about that.
You remember that.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, that's right.
He was telling me.
That's, he was telling me that she was doing that shit
in the club.
Yeah, but I didn't believe it.
So who it looked like doing it?
He was really good.
I'm in the car.
I mean, he was doing it.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm in the car.
Yeah, he was doing.
He's on my passenger side.
Doing the magarana.
He said the name.
I'm in the car.
I'm in the car.
Was I not in the car?
I didn't do it.
You are dancing.
Bruh.
This nigga Clayton, he's,
Clayton in the drop top.
You know, I always know I was going to be the nigga.
I'm like, nah, I can't go out with you because you tell.
That that nigga, that nigga said.
Now my boy, not going to dance in one of me.
That nigga said, Clayton was a little.
You said, I'd be turning people.
against you.
But, Bo.
That niggins said he was in a close.
I guess that niggins not as good
as a dancer as you.
This is sassy.
This is way more sassy than I was.
No, you were dancing zesty.
No.
You were zesty.
No, no.
No, no.
Hey, man, welcome back to 85 shots.
But why do you get all this shit
of me in your phone?
Hey, man, this nigga be catching y'all shit.
But you did threaten his life on him.
This is very illiger bintechew.
I did not really threaten his life.
You did not really threaten his life.
He took the sound bite of me saying,
I wouldn't get mad if he get fired.
I ain't said that deeper voice,
he changed the audio tone.
You said, I can't wait till they fire your bitch ass name.
I'm gonna be the first one there laughed.
Fuck you, motherfucker.
I was like, damn.
He added some audio in, like some insert some clips
of me saying on other shit.
And he changed the tone.
I was talking cool.
I was like, bro, I can't wait, they fire your ass.
Oh, when they finally fire you,
your ass. I think I'm gonna be the only nigger who's gonna be sitting there smirking.
I fucking hate you.
Hey man, you know what? I really have enough talking to y'all, man.
We're gonna interrupt this program for another program.
We'll be right back, folks.
Yeah.
You like having to throw in this shit out.
My dog.
Man, shut your ass.
What?
They're gonna smack your ass just now.
I knew that.
Take it.
I knew I wanted to obey and submit,
but I didn't fully grasp for the rest of my life what that meant.
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