The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean - The Richmond Comedy Special W DC Young Fly, Karlous Miller & Chico Bean | Ep. 192

Episode Date: July 26, 2019

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Facebook follow the 85 South show we're about to be the next Kings of Pomeran Richmond stand up stand up I need some more levels on this mic stand up stand up the first member of the 85 sound show you see it here are walking out the end time from the whole school rap battle Richman, who got she's open! The next member of the 85thous show! You see them on MTV Wild and Out! You see them as the host on MTV, TRL.

You see them in the movie almost Christmas. And in theaters right now, you can see him in the movie. I've got to hook up, too, from the west side of Manhattan. Richmond, DC, Yon, Right! We're my lady's it! The next member of the anti-fly sound show! He needs no introduction, but I'm gonna give him more anyway.

Out of Atlanta, by the way in Mississippi, you see them on MTV's all now. He is the piano of black men don't cheat. Ladies, ya baby daddy, he is the coldest in the game right now. Call on Miller! He's a villain. He's a real. Now, Richmond, I need y'all to make some nose. Let them know you in this motherfucking at night, Richmond.

Start clapping right now. Start clapping right now. Make some more. This is the 80 miles now. Oh my now! Oh! Oh! Yeah!

Richmond! You know we are at Richmond! Richmond! Richmond! Richmond! Richmond! Richmond! Rico!

Uh-oh. Two-up and two dance. We are famed to dance. Oh! We say two-up and we go there! We say two up and two down We are in Virginia, everybody on there How y'all feel, Richmond?

Make some noise, man, man, let me know How y'all feel, Richmond? What y'all left? Oh, oh, Washington is mine Before we're in your see Hey, hey.

We're routine. Keep it going. I said two up, two down, two up, two down, two down, two down, up down,

up down, up down, up down, up down, up down, up down, up down, up, up,

oh, ho, ho, Louley, Loule, Loule, Loule, yeah, Let's see ya! What are you all right yet?

Richmond, how you got to feel? Have a seat. What's up, baby? Have the seats. Have the seats. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

They got statues in here with digglings on them. I'm going to go get an axe. I'll be right back. Leave them alone. That belongs to the white people. I'm talking about it's leaning two dick all in their face. I don't understand how we had to keep performing in these goddamn cathedrals. This shit is getting out of hand.

What if back in the day that was the way you showed you have a good time. You stand up and show them your dick marvelous performance. Scandalous. What's up Virginia? How y'all living out here? We in Richmond, Virginia, a lot of niggas don't know Richmond one in city. It's the homeowner, Chris Brown, nigga, ah. No, Chris ain't from here. Chris ain't from here.

Chris from Tappahannock. This is where the gangsters in Virginia is at right here. Yeah, this is a home of the successful drug, does. Yeah, this is, this is real. I'm a D.C. niggas, though. I know about Richmond niggas, y'all. Y'all are the niggas that was down Lord and not going for it. going for it i salute the y'all richmond niggins yeah this a real this a real

city right here this is a dangerous see i went down to that third street diner last night who that is the host roll ain't it goodness gracious she's smell they had some niggas walking around down there with wigs on i was like whoa i don't know if i want to eat at the third street down to the night these niggas got their dicks tucked you was at the wrong goddamn street niggas was walking out You are a middle linebacker, take that lace front off. He had a linebacker order your food, he got tired, he was like, you know what, what you want, what you want?

Much love to all the ladies in hell that's on probation right now. You're on probation, for what? Sweet ticket, stupid eye. Slow your stupid eye down, bitch, fuck right. Bitch on probation for Fair and Till Pip. Oh, the court. She's like she did so shit. Go to court.

Bitch on probation for 90 days. Stupid that, bitch. They ain't go nowhere. Motherfucking Richman, Virginia, man. Y'all sold this bitch out. Make some noise for yourselves and selling out the show. Hey, it's niggas. It's niggas in the back.

Them niggas got seats back here. Them niggas like, yep, I have been joined the show. This is all right. I can hear everything. I can hear everything. You're right, fly. them niggas in the back got to they got to see the show like niggins in jail pose for pitchers hold up much love to everybody sitting on the very last

row that very last row that shit stank that shit stank they don't clean that land row they're like you know what ain't about going up there I'm like make sure you check your seat it might be a spider under that bitch this is definitely a old girl with a fat ass rising on his ass shit This one of the motherfuckers, to be or not to be, I live in Richmond. Guns here, guns there, guns everywhere. The dude up here with his ass out.

I come to bury Cesar, not praise him. Whole ass is out with a, with his, nigga on the show. Hey, you know his geister's in Richmond when the niggas sitting at the show where his sunglasses still on, that nigger's extra gangster. No, the fuck is you hiding from, Nick.

That nigga got one eye. I know what going on. What if he ain't cool? The niggins that blind. You ain't blind, this, you dog. He's like hair now. That nigga took the glasses off. No, I can see.

Nick, I got pink eye. I'm trying to protect you. He's prevented. It's crazy. Look, niggas get nervous when you're looking at that crowd. Everybody, quiet. We see you, man. They can't see me, boy, we see him about that.

Don't get nervous. Nigger getting scared. I know my man right there, a little nervous. You've been looking to be the whole time. This is a nigga right here. This is a nigga right here. We're actually nervous. Right here.

That nigga will come cast. I know what you need. You need three boxes. I know what's going on. Okay, you need a new wild. You need a new wild. Look at that nigger. That's the only thing I ever seen.

They got his address on his. chain look at that shit he doesn't be a jump too many tired what are you for I'm from right here help me find my way home please don't get it bad we all fucked up in here a little bit how you going sweet how you look like you

they made you come to this motherfucker you sitting there looking mean and shit who right there girl with the Farrow hat cut right here yeah off with her at. Not mama, just shard it right there. She ain't laughing at shit. That can't tell that to you.

Why are y'all come be mean at the show? Be happy. She's sitting there like, I don't give a fuck about these neggers. What we got to do to make you laugh, baby? There you go, they're going to smile. Jesus Christ, what you got braces? I would have loved this.

She won't have. She doesn't smoke too many cigarettes. She's going to smile and slice her lips up. I just got my braces put on. That's why I can't laugh. I'm going to split my lips. I wish I could have seen her picking that flat top before she left. Ooh, he's stupid in the bob shop.

Let me get that. Which one? I want that eight and that number 13 mix. I like that shit. He said you want a mix yet. I want eight right here. And I want 13 right here. I ain't never seen nobody get to mixture of numbers. You know how crazy it is?

Yeah. Would we look at that shit? Let me get a two and a nine. Want to fade on the side. I want to get them C's up top. That is what I want to do. They're going to look at you like, bro. You sure?

Yeah, I'm sure. I want to do that. Oh, Lord. Her bitch got an 8 and a 13. She got her shit cut like Guy a law street fighter. Remember, Guy, all lost street fighter, nigg. Sonic boom.

Sonic boom. Sonic boom. If M. Bison walking this motherfucker she gonna jump up everybody sit down she looked like the type of lady that'll pop your hood and be like try that motherfucker again they got them distributor your distributor loose what you know about distributors oh what you got oh what you got oh try that little man yeah man what's your name auntie She's like, Auntie, what are you?

Uh. Hey, man. She gonna get up, she like, you know what? I ain't pay for this. I know, right? Fuck this shit. She gonna get up. This is how she gonna leave, D.C.

She's gonna get up and say, fuck y'all niggas. Hey, man, the blind nigga ain't looked at us since we found out he had to pay that. That nigga on Facebook right now. That is fucked up, because we have been moving. He ain't been paying attention. Nah, that nigga texting some other Richmond niggas, yeah. They think it's a game, nigga.

Get down his sunglasses gang, nigga. We're going to whip the shit out these niggins out. Put your shit on already. He ain't got no service. He's stupid. Salutes it. He just takes him. Why y'all y'all?

He takes it back. You ain't got service. Salute to the lovely lady right here with the glitter dress on. You're like, you go to the middle school dance. God damn. You look like you're going to fuck him. I like the way you kiss me when you're playing the kissing game. I like the way you kiss me when we're playing the kissing game.

game I saw the law we've been together and I'm so good turn that shit off before we have to pay them niggins $38. I just wanted to contribute

I ain't I didn't. Hey a little mom how you're going? Let me put it in a ear. Shit. Leave that lady alone. Now she just came, she wore a good dress out.

Did they- She do get that attitude like, fuck it, I'm going anyway. I like your dress, it's sparkling. Very sparkling. The sparkly dress, I always be at like the end of the closet. They're like, what I'm gonna wear? Ooh, let me go get this sparkly dress. Hey, you get a spin before she left the house. For real.

These bitches are not prepared. Salute to the lovely lady. you got sitting beside you with the big old titty. You know her titty. I saw her at the hotel on the elevator with the titty just hanging out. You know her, her city's big. You got a median in between them,

niggins got a good space between the titty. No, that other titty got a restraining water on that titty. Tiddy's got a restraining order. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She ain't find that shit funny, and she like. Yeah, the other titty got a restrained. But she don't want to look down and see the highway. Yeah.

The titi got a restraining order. They fell out. They fell out. They had a little farther down. I don't know through the goddamn drink on you, but I ain't like... I'm glad you didn't. Speaking of dresses, I had a conversation with somebody the other day about wearing dresses, right? I don't see why you would pay $5,000 all that money for a dress you only going to wear one time.

I wish I would. Got to go to fashion notes. Exactly, ma'am. You're the only sensible woman in here. I wish I would pay anything over 25 fashion over dollars for a dress that you won't wear one time. Fuck that. You want your wedding dress on every time we go somewhere. the movies put your wedding dress old bitch gas station throw on the wedding dress

fuck that we don't get all five thousand dollars out this when she died win dress she look happy she'll do what type of women y'all like just like project ad women who won't even want to even want to wear a wet dress they think it's cute to wear a jersey dresses and shit for they ain't on wearing my wands fuck you tonebell she got a jersey dress that That bitch ain't got no clothes. Come on now. You are stuck in 99,000, man, buddy. The fucked up part is she made her own jersey dress.

Right, could you split right now. Yeah, yeah. Hey, what's up? It's your man Carlos Miller. Fellas, have you ever tried to man-scape your landscape and scrape your manhood? Hey, man, everybody's been there. Everybody's tried to landscape their manscape. You may not be good at it.

It's not your fault. You're using the wrong tool. you need to go to manscape.com so you can go get some highly engineered precision tools for your family jewels. That could be a slogan, precision tools for your family jewels. Man scape, your landscape, yeah, go take it all off. Manscape, you landscape, hey, but don't scrape those balls. You need to man skate, your landscape, hey, go trim it on up. You need to manscape, your landscape.

Landscape. Hey! Be careful, bro. You want to go to manscape.com and get a discount. Use my code 85 South when you get there. Manscape your landscape. Yeah, trim it all off. Manscape your landscape. Yeah, shave off those balls. You got to take care of your area if you want to in your area. If you know what I mean. Now you know. And knowing is half the battle. G.I. Joe said that. And I live by it. And I'm a grown-ass man. Mancape.com. Carlos Miller. Code 85 South. I see when you get there. I won't, but somebody will. Shout out to all the ladies in here who be wearing the old nigger basketball shorts to be it. Your new nigger don't know where you got them from. Wait a man, why did y'all make so much noise without your disrespectful motherfuckers? Niggas is stupid as fuck anyway. They know she ain't played no football at the University of Virginia. You better start looking at that patch, my nigga. Got another nigga, echinaceous.

L. Caney. Your name is Dallel. Ladies, why y'all say my old nigger shit that you swear you don't want to fuck with no more? You don't want to fuck with the nigga, but you still walk around with his shirt on. What you say? She missed. What's you say with her little stupid ass?

He had a nice car. Bro, these women scandalous as fuck, bro. How about I quit fucking with the bitch? She's going to steal my nap blinking. Not your nap, blam. You got a nap blanket? The one you keep on the couch, yeah. You got a nap blanket?

Yeah, it's a real soft one. You keep on the couch with you when you... You're old and fuck. Nah, you got to keep the nap blanket on the couch when you don't want... You got a nap blanket. That means you're not too lazy to go to your bed. You're like, you know what? I'll go to sleep right here.

Bring in my nap ring it. See? That's... You can tell these niggins ain't grown yet. That's how you buy the goddamn couch. You gotta lay... I'll take a nap on this motherfucker right here. Yeah, go to put this on the truck.

truck, Julio. This is the one. Shut out to all the ladies. And when you work hard and you got your house, you ain't fin to sleep no well when you used to sleep. I used to sleep on the couch. I sleep every goddamn way in my house. Salute to all the ladies.

I take a nap in the goddamn kitchen. I don't give a fuck. I go downstairs to peep sometimes. Just because I got to pay for that extra goddamn bathroom. I don't give a fuck. I took the shower in every fucking bedroom in my house. It's mine?

I'll give a fuck. I don't sleep in every bedroom. Shut your ass up. on the bottom bunk this my house I sleep what the fuck I want to sleep everybody go to bed turn this shit up I walk around my house like a goddamn father just there's a big-ass drawl sometimes you wish your motherfucker would say something daddy much bills is that paying this motherfucker fucking light bill 400 and some dollars they charge of me for shit I ain't even know you still got charged you shouldn't

have invited me over here a hundred and setting it by you ain't want company you shouldn't invited a nigga right exactly He's the type of nigh invited a niggins just to kick him out. Yeah, come on. Get your shit. Get the wrong shoes. Yeah, stop. Get mad.

And salute to all the people that got dirty coppers and make you take your shoes off when they come in the house. Like, look, it's already done. The damage is done, all right? Whatever the fuck is on the bottom of these shoes is already on your copy. You got a seven-year-old son. This nigga is spilled lunchable pizza juice, Caprice, and all types of shit. You got a Yorkie, not really, really, or Yorkie,

but he peeing there well. If I come over my house and take my shoes off and my socks get dirty, you owe me some socks. But what if they are already dirty though? I don't fuck with dirty socks. You don't fuck with dirty clean socks? No, you gotta have new socks every day. Dirty cleans up? You know, because they're real hard at the bottom, but you like, you know what, fuck? No.

This walk flat foot at D.C., I feed. If your socks... If your socks... You know what? You just saying something that was real. Both y'all, that is a pivotal moment, ladies. moment ladies a lot of y'all don't notice that's really when your relationship start when the nigger take the socks off when y'all fucking that mean he love you

because most niggins fuck what they socks on for years we don't take the socks off you go through stages fucking sometimes you just pull your dick through the hole in the boxes you don't even take your whole drawers off but when them socks come off you in love because nigger he's taking them socks out that mean he ain't got nowhere else to go there you go and nigga like yep I think it's about that time for me to lay down Yep, I make myself that guy. You want to talk on the sandwich? Go check up on them kids.

I ain't talk to them kids all day. Now you're walking hard at hair. Hey, this nigga D.C. feet hard to the motherfucker. This nigga's D.C. got slave feet. That nigga walking to do. Nika be all in your house walking hard as hell. Y'all hear this nigga feet. God damn!

This nigga got... This nigga got Moses' feet, nigga. Hey, bro, walk through this bitch one more time. Hey, walk through it, hold up. Y'all be quiet. Let everybody be quiet. Hey, man, that nigga feet sound like the bass drum. Hey, well, I'm from the hood.

Well, we come outside just like that did. So what the move here? It'd be so hot, nigga, but like, you know what? I'm gonna go back in the house. Shit. Hey. Hey. Nicky don't be planning on letting them see them feet.

Nick, you know how it go. You'd be hitting it from the back then that socks slip off. I'm against that. They got to grip that bitch with the big toe, but you fucking too. Yep. Real nigger grip that goddamn toe. That bitch is spent the round in a circle on your foot, nigger. You're like, shit.

I think I'm about to tell my ACL, fucking with this goddamn sock. Hey, bud, when you got that wood yon, fuck, what that bitch see? She ain't gonna see it till later on. She's gonna be like, I did not know. You see, only good pussy make your sock come off. I guess you can say that pussy knock your socks off. Yep. Welcome to Pretty Private with Ebeney, the podcast where silence is broken and stories are set free.

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tongue in half, bitch. My goddamn big toenail. Ficked dinner motherfucker. I don't even know how I got like this. I wasn't that athletic. And my shit to turn brown like motherfucking playground chips. I don't know why it happened like that. Hey, she's going to real asshole, too. Playground chips? You know the chips to be on the playground? Yeah, that's a big dog. We in Miami. and shit, we go to the beach and shit. This nigga Chico looked at my feet and said, damn, nigga, I see why you wear new shoes all the time.

Feel fucked up. That nigga looked like... You want me to walk around your mama house. Nigger. This nigga drag his, his nigga feet like Rafiki from the Blind King, nigga. Y'all nigga, y'all nigga, y'all nigga got dead skin. Oh, I'm definitely not taking my shoes off. They're going to shut the show down.

Cut! God damn it, no. Too much history in here for slave girls to be on her stage. My son's a goddamn skin. One time she would goddamn scratching her shit, and then I looked at the flow, man, that shit looked like, got down ashes. Oh, when you go... Listen, fellas, you go get your feet done,

and the Lord, you know, they'd be talking shit about you in the language, but you know that they talk shit when you pull them socks off, and the motherfuckers go, You want to find out, find out. So what you want glass on the toe? No, ma'am. I want no glosses. Get this shit off the back of my feet.

You know your feet fucked up when the person who started would you go get another motherfucker with it. They fought around and took their drill for my hair. What drill? And it's... I was like, you don't need that. She said, no honey. Shit, I remember the first time they put my feet in that bag of wax, nigger, ooh!

I don't know what that's called, what they call it, that purfane wax, ain't that what it's called? Nigger, they put my feet in that motherfucker. I was like, ooh, it must be some turkey bacon around here, because my shit smell like, it's getting marinated right now. This is... Fella, let me tell you, so, take care of your feet, okay? I know we don't like putting lotion on our feet, but we got to. Fuck lotion. Because those bits is a cut.

Listen, your skin, a cut, open, and you only know you got soil on your feet. I put around the wind to go get my feet there. They start putting that little scrubs on my shit. I was like, ooh, shit. That shit just started burning. I was like, oh, man, you need to put my foot in that water. Ooh. Ooh, I did not know how to cut down that bitch.

Shit. I don't let it. Personally, lotion, man. You know, the process of putting that shit on is just too strenuous. Ain't nobody going to see that shit, bitch. I'm assy everywhere you can't see right now. I refuse to be in my goddamn house. god damn house see you're rude bro you can't do it naked you can't put on

lotion naked you got to put on your shirt you got to put on your bosses and then you sit out like a gangster put on this shit firk and you don't want to go to your feet then hit your face they can be down here like yeah I got fungus and ah come give me a kiss now everybody in the house stink so I'm talking my nigga who got athlete feet but you know how to goddamn scratch that shit but I know about a look she yeah you're gonna have athlete's feet you don't put your socks back on nigga you don't know who the fucking performed up here this stage old to the motherfucker they got us from the Apollo theater act

up this bitch. It's some James Brown funk on this stage, boy. You can't tell me about some shit that I already caught. Come here. You got it. Who else in this bitch tonight? My shit been injured for nine years. Hey man, what's wrong with this thing? I feel like I'm in the hood. You bet. ESL. That's the crazy part. You really are. Open the wall to the store. Y'all want something?

Boy, you look like a badass little boy right now. Hey, sir, you want to play? I do feel like I'm back in the hood, though. I want to start a fight. I'm not fighting a nigga with his shoes off. That means he can kick. Fuck that. That's the worst way to get knocked out as a black man.

We come from the hood. Niggas ain't doing no kicking. You can't where I'm from DC. You can't even wrestle and slam and shit. Nigger, fuck that. Nigger got his shoes off. That means he great. any nigga hold his guard like this I'm shooting the shit out you know

but in the hood kick me or had me knocked out on Royal Star off a kick oh he caught him with the with the roundhouse but in the hood it's so easy to start a fight like safe old did the projects right and we lit you know what I'm saying we outside but get where he's boring though because ain't nothing really going on so niggies just be like bro what's your name bro what's the name ricks Randy okay Where you from Randy? Felon. Felaan?

Niggins say he's from North Carolina with your stupid ass, bitch. Somebody come in there, whoop your ass. See how a fight start, bitch? Ain't nobody talking to you, how? What wrong with him, bro? No, let me start that fight, bitch. Shut up. Say your name, what?

Randy, from North Carolina. Okay. That was so. That was so. What? What's up, bro? What's your name? Nadeem?

What you're falling, not there? Hey, shut the fuck up, daw. That nigger retired, bro. And that's not retired. Nigger, nigger. He didn't want to fight. I got you next, stupid a man. He ain't gonna say shit when you talk to him, though.

What are you from, not it? Judge. Okay, Jashton. Hold on. What that nigga saying name is? Not him. What? What?

Nidu. That nigg said his name, not him. That is, and not deal. Not deal. Not deal. Not dear. Yeah, like what kind of like that? Oh, yeah.

Ladies and gentlemen, coming to the stage all the way from New Jersey. Give it up for not dear. Nah dear. Yeah. You know how you get a name like that? When your parents are on him, no idea. What's his name?

She is not dear. You're not here. You're not here. You're not in here. You're not in here. It's hard to fight. It ain't out of here. All right, now, dear.

What you say where you're from again? Journey, jerk. Man, go whatever, bro. Hey, you'll fight, race, if he ever tried you, bro. Hey, yeah, I feel, I feel. Man, they ain't going to do shit, bro. That nigga, that nigga not did it. I remember you let the nigga punch you

and your motherfucker face in the playground. You ain't do nothing, so you're going to fight that nigga from North Carolina. They're strong. They got Walmart. Don't worry about Chico. Don't worry about. Hey, Rick.

Hey what, man? That niggins idea, say, man, he'll fight you if you ever tried to fight you now, though. You're gonna fight an idea if he ever tried to fight you? Yeah, yeah, you're crazy, bro. You crazy. Yeah, yeah. He's stupid. That ain't idea.

That nigga Rick said he'll beat your ass, boy, you got... You gotta hype it up some more. You gotta hype it up some more, didn't you see? But like, hey, bro. Hey, that nigga, that's your girl right there. That what's your name? Malaysia. See, look at everybody, know what's coming?

Nah, dear. That's your lady right there. What's her name? Huh? Nikki. She's trying to suck your dick, Chico. No, she's not. Not from whateverville, she said.

I love you, Chico. Hey. Hey, but Rex, bro, that niggins said his girl look way better than yours, bro. And you ain't, you ain't gonna do shit? Shit, what you gonna do, bro? You keep your girl, I mean, I feel you, but that nigga not did say, and he said he'll knock you the fuck out in front of your girl, bro. Nah, that's a different story.

I don't believe you, bro. You're sitting there shaking and shit. I think the dead got you scared, bro. Get up, bro. Yeah, get up. You gotta get out, man, nigger. What's you gonna do, bro? You got to get up.

You don't let him do you like that. Not a dude, not. Not dead. You ain't scared. You ain't scared, is you not there? Hell, nah. That thing is what? Hey, he said he got fat a little bit, but he still fuck you up.

We just play an idea. We ain't, no, no fight for real. You didn't see the niger. You didn't see the niger throat? Did you see Malady? Did you get the fuck up? She elbowed him and shit? We just playing, y'all.

That was just... That was just... Summertime hood and shit. You know the shit that's going on in the summertime in the hood. Y'all ain't nothing like hood. Y'all ain't even see if you get in go more. I dread that bitch.

She had her hand it too. She got a mean windmill bitch. Oh, it ain't nothing like when the girls get to fight in the hood in the summertime, that shit is an event. Because it starts with two and they end up with 30 of y'all each. You come back with 30 bitch. What's on now, bitch? What's up?

You're like, ooh, it's about to be a brawl out this motherfucker. Bray, you know this when, like, when women, they can fight real good get into a fight with another woman, they can fight real good. Oh, yeah, I told him. That nigga Gray had to get, he could be walking around with two big-ass boots on like this. Oh, man, I'm going to call the fat-ass splinter my motherfucking foot. I told you. Right, people, this old-ass wood in this cathedral. I told you.

You can't be walking around bad foot on the goddamn skateboard. I thought you could slide in him. Nah, this that YMCA basketball floor right here, nigga. You're going to fuck your heel splints all up on him. Shout out to all the ladies in here. They got a little bit of hell to Coochie. Boy, what? Go this one.

One more time. Good point. Bye. Bitch, I'll be back. We all fuck the pair of pants up doing that as young niggas, did you? What? Hey, G-go. A good pussy, how are you right here?

Hey, baby, I'll be right back. You don't want to take your eyes off it. Amen. A salute to the band for just having to Michael Jackson cued up. We didn't even know he was going to do that. You niggas been waiting to play that your whole life. A chance. Fuck, I knew that was gonna happen.

That was late right there. Michael Jackson, the greatest of all time. What happened? Who did that? Michael Jackson is the greatest, nigga. Got a big ass foot, boy, you kick this shit. What you say, nigga? What the what?

What is this nigga? Oh, I don't know what she said. Go get it. He got the Deacon security. Where you at? He got the Deacon security. You got the Deacon security. Yeah.

Hey. What a man? Where he is? Where that? Where that nigga at? What a nigga at? At the 85 South Show, grinding all your auntie. Grinding all your auntie.

Griding all your auntie. At the 85 South, grinding all your auntie. Oh, granted all your auntie, running all your auntie, running all your auntie. Right on your auntie. They ain't going. Oh, my God. They ain't going. Where that nigga that was yelling?

What a nigga at that was yelling? What's up? Where you at? Where you at? Ah. Where you at? Ah. Where you at?

That's the nigga that was yelling right there. I can see. I can see. What was you yelling, Megan? She smelled like CBS. What was you yelling? What was that you did? He said,

My birthday today, and I am 50 years, D.C. I love you. You smell like Walgreens. 50. But I look good for masks. That's the whole thing. You definitely look good. Then you got to the stomach protecting the rest of that pussy.

I love it. That stomach is guarding that pussy. She smelled like Tennessee. You got to go through the stomach first. What's up? God damn. Hey, Chico. Oh, my bad dog.

Hey, Chico. I thought she was in. This thing ain't here dressed like a goddamn nurse. What's up with you, nigga? Fuck you got going on. What you're about to take some blood in this motherfucker? We got the dialysis man in this bitch. The dialysis man.

I see why you sit next to her because then, niggie. That that's gonna make a nigga have a heart attack in this motherfucker. That's your. That's your dad. Damn. That's yours. Oh, this is your ass. Hold on time out.

Loz. Loz, we got two fat butt women right here. I said she got a fat ass. The girl beside her said, this is my ass. This is your ass? Definitely. What y'all do? That ain't your ass.

Say, how's that your ass? What do you do to make it your ass? You're four on a cake. Y'all for on the cake together? With what? And don't nobody care about y'all using that place. Did y'all need some vein in your life? How long y'all have been fucking for?

Ten years. Ten years? They just met. You tell them if they ever want to put some meat on that sandwich and howl at it. If you ever want to put some meat on that sandwich, they'll holl at them. I can eat your person longer than her. What's up with you? Big oozy vert in this motherfucker.

Big oozyvert in this bitch. Less power. What's up, Geese? What's up, Gene? What's up with you? What's up with you? I can eat your pussy longer than her? You good? security I can eat your coochie longer than her then I can eat your coochie

longer than her see every time we go out there don't nobody who be yelling yell when we go out in the crowd and shit god damn look up there y'all look up there nigger oh yeah yeah richmond they're doing that at the child stupid-ass Stupid-ass with stupid-a-free. That's what? I can eat her coochin' longer than her, longer than her. Stupid-a-free.

I can eat her coo-tee longer than her, long than her. A. D.C. because you were stupid-ass-free. Stupid-a-free. Stupid-ass-free. Stupid-ass-free. Shout on the top.

Y'all got the stupid-ass seats. Stupid-ass-free. Stupid-ha-free. Stupid-free. Shout out of top. Y'all got the stupid-ass seats. Come on stupid-ass road. Come on stupid-ass gold.

One more time. Nigger up front got on stupid-ass clothes. All right, stop. I can eat a pussy, no money, girl. I can eat it. Okay, okay. Take it back from the fucking top. Let's go.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Hey, hey, hold up. Hold up. Stop. Hey, this Richmond, y'all fuck with Gogo up here, don't you? Hell yeah Yeah, come on We in rich men a bunch of hands up

Yeah I said Yeah Glory to glory to glory To glory to God Everything Glory to glory to glory To glory to God

Keep it going. I come up. That's it. Everybody, y'all, if you ready to party, y'all, to put your hands up in the air. If you're a whole Richmond player, I said, yes, indeed, it's going down. Laced front sound, ground. Everybody in the hood tonight. We in Richmond, we party in all day or night.

Come on, y'all. Come on, y'all. Come on, y'all. Come on, y'all. Get it together, D.C. Get it together, D.C. I'm trying to do the O's here. There you go.

Get it right. Dance with your socks on all night. Come on, y'all. Get it right. Dance with the socks on all night, yeah. Don't push me. The lady in the back, got the stomach covering up the pussy. It's on push.

You turn 50. Everybody in here ready to party with me. Up top. Up top. I hope the whole up top. Go drop. Up top. Up top.

I hope the whole up top don't drop give it D.C. You're stepping in that wet spot. You're gonna be mad than the motherfucker. It's okay, my dog peevee in the house. I step in wet spots all the time. I like that shit. All the time. What you do?

I'm stepping wet spots all the time. Look at all the old nigg. Look at these news. All right. That's the old nigger jig right there. Oh, no. Oh, nobody's dad. All right, stop.

Wait a minute. Trump. Hey, fellas, grown men. You remember when you was 20, you could fuck all night? Yeah. You remember that shit? Mm-hmm. A lot of men can't fuck all night no more.

If you want to go back to the days where you can fuck all night, I know the people at bluechew.com and they have given me a promo code so me and my partners can goddamn go get the blue chew pills and fuck these women all night long because that's what they want these days. Really? Go to bluechew.com and use the code 85 South Show and get you a discount on your chewable bluechew.com pills because they're good and they get, make your meat get harder. Not saying that nobody's lacking in that department, but I'm saying if you want to hit it with the rock, hit her with the motherfucking rock. Go to bluechew.com.

Use the promo code 85 South. Now, I'm not saying that this is FDA approved or nothing, but you exactly. experiment with shit all the time. Why wouldn't you want to experiment with bluechew. Color? If you outta look and you have problems getting it up, here's what you need to do, Bluechew.

Bluechoo.com, go get you some. Said bluechew.com and go get you some. You can make love to your lady. Come on y'all. For a long, long time. time and hit her with that wood I swear to God I ain't line it's a sexual stimulant and make your meat get hard it's a sexual stimulant it make your meat get hard I just hit me with some drums oh go crazy I'm a D-C nigga we used to do the he-hawn

Go Chico! Go Chico! Oh! Oh, shit! Do your old-air dance. Get em, Loz. Do your dance, loz. He's gonna do your dance loz. Come on, y'all.

Come on, y'all, come on y'all, come on y'all. Do your dance loz. Do your dance loz. Do your dance loz. D.C. what you got. D.C. what you got. D.C. what you got. D.C. What you got.

to show the peepin in Richmond, well, it's not. Come on, oh, oh, come on, D.C., oh, come on, D.C., come on, oh, oh, wait for it, oh, oh, oh, rich man, rich man, Virginia, rich man, Virginia, rich man, Virginia, rich man, Virginia. Whipon, women, women, witty, women, witty, wibony, wibony, wibony, wibony, not just the drums. This good workout music right here. Bitch, get up, uh, get your ass up, but. Come on, get up, get up, uh, get your ass up, but, come on, I say, you need to a jelly room, I do the jelly roll, I do the jelly roll, I do the jelly roll. I do your neck fat, I do your neck fat, a moo your neck fat, a moo your neck fat, now rub your back

teeth, rub your back, get your back, put your back in the shoulder, Stop eating so. God damn, fat. Hey, you got to exercise that little muscle right there. If you don't exercise, you'll catch a crimp. Give me some keyboard. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Come on, y'all. Uh-oh. The live is band in the motherfucking land. Okay. The 85 South Show band. The live is bad in the land. Okay. The eight and five-self show band, the live is bad and the land.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, wait a minute, stop, J-O-N. This is that Chuck Brown right there. Come on, y'all. Turn up, goddamn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Help. Yo, go.

Okay. All right. Okay. Keep it going. All right. What you got going, low? Keep it going. All right.

All right. Stop. Put it all together. Lead nigger looking at each other like. Oh. I said okay. All right. I said okay.

Good night. I said okay. All right. Take it for. break because y'all just killed that shit yeah yes uh that's how you party in the 85 south show we keep it live at all time you already know this is a podcast for the freaky-ass women that bite their toenails on damn i don't think they caught that repeat that one freaky-ass women that bite they own toenails on she's don't work damn bite your toenails up if you can fit your toe in your

mouth you is a bad motherfucker right there you can put your toe on your mouth, bitch? You've got some little ad ad. She lying. I paid $100 to see the shit like that. We walk around foot, like you got to say at six. Where the single lady's in tonight? Ooh, a lot of y'all.

And you sit next to a nigga, bitch, you. They're lying. A nigga, hey, all right around. You like, yep, I'm going to choke this bit soon we get in the car. Them the ones who got niggas, the one who made all the noise. T-bys. The women in here got one.

That lady over there with the fat ass is fucking another lady with a fat ass. That's amazing. Shout out to y'all. That's got to be fun. Look at this, nigga. He forgot what he's sitting there. Look at that nigga, he don't hug. This girl close me.

He's like, yeah, bitch, you better not see that. Lois, you know we was talking about earlier fly. Fly, we gonna ask you this, man. Because there's some real shit, fly. When was the first time a woman ever hurt you, though? really let you find out that she was in ninth grade I was in ninth grade I'm reading this shit I get with yesterday but night grade I never again I better love with her name Timlin bitch I hope you hit me my first love I was how she told me the day before she

said I'm glad God put you in my life first of God in you do what I'm saying so I know it's real I'm like oh she is spiritual she got a real strong space you feel but she's glad God brought you to my life I love you I'm like yes the next day she She texts me saying, I don't think it's gonna work. I'm like, you know everybody at school know me for being goofy hell, they see it on my face. They're like, what wrong with you? I'm like, I ain't in the movie.

When you find out how she heard me, ladies can be y'all cheat way better than any nigger because y'all better at it than we are. So listen, I'm talking about, listen, women being a whole other relationship, they cheat. different. They in a whole relationship. Men just get a little pussy.

We don't know nothing about this bitch. We don't know a last name. Nothing. Where she worked. All we know is this bitch first name and what kind of cost she got. We don't know what kind of cost you got. We have to ask for the address. Every time we go over there, we don't even remember this address.

Listen, ladies, y'all be terrible. I'm talking about fellas. You fuck around. Go through that phone. You're going to hurt your whole ego, d'nag. You're going to see her. You're going to see a message from her mama. Tell Chad.

And I watched the rest of the clothes that he left at the house. Like, bitch, my name Anthony, who's the fucking shit? Ah! And you can be playing, boy, y'all, when niggas get hurt, we don't know how to take that shit. Because it just come out of nowhere, because we're like, man, we ain't true. I ain't true. Oh, man, we didn't get into that that first time a woman make you cry.

Well, you gotta try to fight that cryback fellas, but she hurt your fill. It's for real when you know it's over. Listen, one of the quickest ways you can tell the bitch, don't give a fuck about you no more fellas is when she stopped asking if you ate today. Once she stopped asking about if you ate today, nigga, it's over with. Well, she lost her job. That could be the case. But whenever a woman, like if you're a woman, pay attention to something in detail all the time and fussing about it. and then all of a sudden she just stopped saying something about it like if you leave your drawers in the floor she always pick your drawers up baby pick your drawers up you make it hard to clean up and then one day she just walking the house and step over the motherfucker that's because she got another nigger draws on her mind

another dude who he don't ever leave his drawers in the floor he got a bitch clean up after him he got a home maid at his house you are out of there fellows when your girl get off work come home and change clothes and don't say shit to you been happy baby oh Nicky that's the coldest shit in the world you allow her to leave you are a bitch ass nigger listen I'm like what you go take that witch go ahead take that with you I'm gonna think I'm gonna go I don't think I'm gonna go y'all y'all y'all don't understand the process that men go through when we find out job fucking somebody else and fellas you ever had you find out she fucking you asked all right what did you did you did you did you did you did you did you did You suck his dick. I mean, that's a part of sex.

Hey, it ain't it a part of sex. Because you know, because you know, listen, ladies, y'all, when y'all put the dicks up or the nigger that you want to get to like you, y'all go crazy. Don't think. You bring out all your skills.

And if you're trying to, and if you didn't give a fuck about your own nigg. Oh, my God. That bitch is turned out back here. Yeah. Damn. You're pulling out all the stuff. You can like, see why you want to leave that, nigga.

You forgot one, Chico. What? Listen, that's just scurred. Ladies, why y'all so sneaky? That's what they do, Adam and Eve! Why y'all so sneaky? How did y'all get so good at being sneaky? At what age of life that your sneakiness kick in, like, I can trick these niggins.

Adam and E! Adam E. What age? I'm not taking back to the biblical aid. He said, bitch, get that nigga to, fess, eat that apple. He was like, yo pussy, it's palpable.

She went to that nigger and was like, huh? Bite this apple. He was like, no, she, now she was, your pussy is powerful. You ever thought about this? What if Adam wasn't the first person to even fuck Eve? Who would have fought it in? That's how sneaky women is.

It's a whole other nigga named Bruce that was already alive. Bruce was already here. They don't even put that nigger in the Bible. The pussy so good, she'd got Jesus to leave Bruce out. Just put Adam in. I don't want them problems. Ah, leave Bruce out! Leave Bruce out. I don't want Bruce in it, Jesus.

Just put Adam in, and we just gonna chill, because I don't think people would accept me dealing with Bruce. Leave, Jesus! Leave Bruce out. No, but, you go, they're not sneaky. Women just study your ass. They learn your whole life. They know your date.

When you tune as you wake up, and they're going to scratch you big and go pee. They're going to smoke that little piece of blunt from last night. ain't even my women know everything a bitch my dick I ain't even hungry so one thirty two o'clock so that way you gotta switch the routine up on a right we do because maybe the same shit in there every day we do it's a surviving take look at mama say y'all do you married mom you haven't been married not no more you was married she was made you get the boy he got tired of

you got tired of work how long was you married for people 30th time that's in 28 days Two years. You was married for two years. You got to fuck out of there, huh? You know what? I got to say this all the time. The reason people get divorced so much is because you don't got to get divorced the same way you get married. If you had to get divorced the same way you get married, like everybody that got an invitation to your wedding, get an invitation to your divorce. And the same way you made us sit there and watch you stand with Brian McKnight playing and to just do us part, we get to come and sit in the courtroom and watch you tell the judge why you don't want to. fuck with that nigga no more ooh you go on so much he go hey listen the divorce would be lit is fuck boy I'm coming to every divorce every last one want to be the music though when they walk down give us some divorce music give me some divorce

music I'd be the preacher bring the next motherfucker out Bring out. Oh, uh, uh, uh. Say, these niggum back they split up. They by this. All right, cut. Do y'all swear to tell the truth? The whole truth, the butt-naked-ass truth.

The niggum back is split up. Yeah, of course I tell the truth, man. That's what the fuck she don't do. Well, tell your side, OG. Uh, Your Honor, my client has requested that. he chill his side first all right all right oh right you got a lawyer you ain't bullshit ma'am she trying to leave your ass here we go look I'm gonna go ahead keep it real when I first met her it was beautiful it was love you still beautiful it was

love yeah hold up time I want to hear that shit no more look it was beautiful it was love you know we would go out you know go to the movies go to eat you know I'm saying and then all of a sudden she just started going to eat without a nigger all the time over and over and over again without you without me and they're going to tell me i ain't a man because i can't pick her up no more like we used to when we first started fucking bitch i ain't been working out look at my legs and then she's gonna go get with some big-ass nigger or some shit like that because he's stronger than me give a fuck about a nigger being stronger me fuck that I pay the bills when I'm down sir come down sir so you all her to leave because you ain't doing what you doing no no not listen what this will happen right

so I was feeling bad one day right I came home from a long day of work and she was feeling freaky I got you know I'm saying she was she had that same yellow thing on she got with no bottoms and the pussy was hanging a little bit so I was like oh oh I can see that oh objection wait a minute you said tell my side too much physical shit damn it so the pussy was hanging little bit so I was like I can get to it quicker now because it's already out a little bit objection my client said her pussy was never hanging but continue all right whatever so I went I went to pick her up right so I started low because I said you know my back so I started low and

I lifted her up and as soon as I went to slide it in I feel back like this and then she kept ride me and I couldn't breathe and I knew at that point this bitch trying to kill me and after that I was like it's time to go she tried to kill me do you have asthma yes all right ma'am I would like to tell you you could have went down for murder don't do that again my client don't do that again my client has given me full disclosure okay on her side of the story speak because I got 30 more cases she said that most of the days that her and chico went on she in fact paid for oh objection objection first of all first of all this was when I person put my first mix tape out you told your sign sir you told your sign this is my first

mixtape time bro don't know about it want to hear that shit now based based on the evidence I believe my client is telling the truth because every man in this room knows that big women have a lot of extra money and they will spin and take care of the nigger now my client did go on a lot of lunch days by herself but that does not mean that was unfaided and the allegations of her pussy hang those are just preposterous because my client has informed me that a woman of her statue she has a low pussy it's deep off in there like a like a short box like a short 350 not the long head 350 she she got a snug little 350 pussy in there's a short block on that one it's sitting in there sitting in there short so the hanging

allegations is totally false I'm sorry I listen I understand that's her lawyer but the only way that he can know how the pussy hang is that she gave him some and that's what I'm here objection we're not here to talk about me she is fucking for her lawyer fees you got it I see it I Fucking for lawyer fees, I dig it. Ma'am, walk over here, because we ain't come here for all that, oh, that's right? So are y'all divorce?

See, look, look. You see, you see, Judge? Wouldn't that be lit? To just be able to watch divorces over and over again like that, think, that'd be dope as fuck. DC is your divorce, hold on. It's my divorce?

It's your divorce. Shit, I would never got married in the first place. Me neither. All right. That's my whole goddamn argument. I got it. I got it. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 85,000 show, divorce.

I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready. Divorce down. I'm ready. Our first plaintiff from the west side of Atlanta, his name is John John. Come on out here, John, John. Welcome to the 85 South divorce. Oh, wow.

Hello, ma'am. How are you? What is your name? Tiffany. Tiffany, all right, cut the music. Excuse me, this. This is another one of my, uh, clown. Yeah. And I can tell from the fashion overdress that she's not to be trusted, but this is a different court case,

and we're here to find out why these two lovely people do not want to be married anymore. Now, you guys had a beautiful ceremony. We have it playing up there. on the screen you guys had brian mcnight come and sing uh one last cry i love that song uh and uh you guys seemed like you're in love you had your own vows and everything so mr john john from the west side would you please tell your side of the story as to why you'd no longer want to be with miss tiffany first first of all the bitch been lying the whole entire time

she got all these followers on instagram and she's been telling me she she'd get money this bish This is a lie. This bitch got an app mattress. We ain't gotta bed yet. You hear me? And that motherfucker got a slow leak on it, y'all. You hear me? We gotta blow it up every night, young.

We start like this y'am. By time I wake up, y'am. That is a rough way to live. Now, my question to you, Mr. Mr. John John, why, as the man, haven't you purchased the bed? See, because I, it's 50-50, y'am. She got the bag, I got the motor. So when we hook it up, my paw at work.

Okay. Her bag broke. Okay. We need another bag. Okay. Well, that makes sense. Ms. Tiffany, sounds like he has a very good case as to why he no longer wants to be with you. Objection, Your Honor.

When I was over there to discuss. I ain't see my airmanches. You didn't see an air mattress, what did you see, sir? Oh, blah, blah. Wait, wait a minute. Wait a minute, Mr. Mr. Is that the sound of the air mattress or is that the, that was the fan that made that.

That's in the winter, because I record, so you know that's my auto tune. Okay. Yeah, that's the little mermaid effect. I read that one before. It was the fan. So, what is Mrs. Tiffany's gripe with Mr. John John? It sounds like he's been a great husband.

It doesn't sound like she's been too great of my wife. And she got two kids, y'all. Them nigga bad in the motherfuck, snodding all, everything, man. They five and five and a half. I don't know how she did it, but she did it. Your Honor, my client has informed me that being with Mr. Whitfield, he would not allow her to be herself. Herself?

Yes. And what does herself consist of, sir? She liked that She wants to be a hole y'all? She wants to be a hoe, y'all? Mr. John John. I ain't with that. Every time she want to go out with her friends and she got on tight-ass-a-close.

Every time she want to go out with me, this bit looked like a saint lunatic. Oh, wow. Wow. Are you talking about the chicken head? Yeah, big cold, big cold. I got a bandit on the eye. Stupid bitch, you ain't hurt. Well, Mr. John John, let me ask you a question.

Let me ask you a question. But the safety of my class, she has to be removed from the courtroom and she no longer wants to proceed with the procedure. Whatever. So you're leaving me, bitch! Mr. John John, before we go, you obviously won the case. Could you please explain why you don't have on any socks or shoes? Because when we wrapped up the app mattress, she wrapped up some of my socks with it. So she...

Well, bitch, if you outside to pick me to fuck up... Let's roll. All right, you have women yelling at you from the crowd, so it sounds like you're gonna be just fine, barefoot, man. Appreciate you, so I'm done with that bit? You're done with that bitch. Uh... Do you now have... Do you have anywhere to go, Mr. John John?

No, I do not. Oh. Anybody want a broke nigger with a big dick... Broke nigger with a big dick. Anybody want a broke nigger with a big dick. Anybody want a broke nigger with a big dick. Broke no, with a big dig. Oh shit.

Anybody. Anybody? Anybody. Anybody. Anybody want a broke nigger with a big dick. Anybody on a broke nigger with a big dick. Anybody want a broke nigger with a big dick. Anybody.

Anybody. Anybody. Anybody. Anybody. Anybody. Anybody. Anybody. Anybody.

Hold up, bro. Hold up. That's my old nigga be skating at the skate ring. I gotta divorce my wife, bro. Oh, oh, wait a minute. Hey, hey, wait a minute, DC. Carlos has to get divorced then. Oh, I get the turn to be the lawyer.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, you're the lawyer. You the lawyer. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another episode of the 85 South Divorce Show. I am your judge, Mr. Chico Bing. Richmond, Virginia, you guys having a good time tonight. having a good time tonight.

Are you guys ready to see our next case come through? All right, cut it. All right, ladies and gentlemen, this next case involves a man from Oxford, Mississippi that goes by the name of the Sensei. The creator of black men don't cheat, so you know it wasn't any infidelity involved. Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for Carlos Jerome Miller. Mr. Miller, are you okay? All right, cut it. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Miller.

Boy, is she, big. It's very big. Now, for his former wife, hopefully, all the way from Richmond, Virginia, make some noise for Mrs. Keisha Miller. No, don't play a bitch And her lawyer Don't play her shit, bro.

And her lawyer, Barefoot John John. Barefoot John. If you've seen his commercials, John Whitfield, Barefoot, we can kick it. That's its slogan. And he is here. So, let's get to the proceedings.

We are here to find out Mr. Miller why you no longer want to be with Mrs. Miller, so please state your case. Nah, I wanted to be within' shit. I ain't never did, nothing below that girl. I still got the tape. What tape, sir? The tape I'd be using the, let me show you,

I'd be taping her little shit up, so she'd be... Wow, that is another level of love. To have to tape up your girlfriend's football, to be able to have access, To the vagina. That is hard work, sir, and I see why you're saying Bear for John John. I don't think it's any more he has to say. Please explain. Well, I think the case is kind of closed because my client here is open and shut. That's the problem. That's the fucking point. You never loved her and you never understood where the fucking pussy was in the first place. That's the problem. Your Honor!

That's the problem. Wait, wait. No! Everybody, shut up. Shut your mouth. Shit your fucking mouth. No, Your Honor. Hey, everybody be quiet.

All right. I want to bring somebody to the fucking stand, Your Honor. Okay. Who would you like to bring? He has a character witness. Yes. Who would you like to bring? I would like to bring her pussy.

All right. Well, bring it. It was never on her in the first place. Where is it? See, I'm sorry, the case is over. Not even barefoot John John can find the pussy. If the lawyer can't find the pussy, there's no way you would have been able to, sir.

Now without the tape. Mr. Miller, I am so sorry that you were brought to tears by this woman. You should be ashamed of yourself. Mrs. Miller. Well, let me ask you a question. Cut it, cut it, cut it. You guys are about to be fired. You're not playing at the right times, okay? Play when the fuck you're supposed to play. All right, you guys aren't even here for the proceedings. You're just here for ambiance, okay? Don't overstep your boundaries. What's ambiance? Amiance? Yeah. That's where a pussy is. All right, ladies and gentlemen

I'm going camping in the backyard. I'm going camping in the back yard. Mrs. Miller Please inform us why Mr. Miller had such a difficult time finding your pleasure spots. He won't look at how enough. Show wasn't. No, wait, wait a second, sir. He wasn't. Not enough. He won't look out enough.

Not tell him how you ain't have no lights at the crib. Tell him that part. Did you not have any lights at the house? The lights were dead. The lights were dead. She admitted it. Found it. Sure did. Found it. The lights were dead.

The lights were dead. Get out of there, buddy. Drop the roof. What are you looking for, Mr. Janja? Her pussy. He's down there. Get out of here, little buddy. We need you. Get down in there. Hey, Mr. Miller, give me the tape.

Give me the tape. Give me the tape. We need the tape. Use the tape. That's what he used. Here, take the tape. Use the tape. Use the tape tape it down use the tape it's a fighter oh you to take oh oh god oh god oh my god oh my god oh my god somebody help there you're my god somebody help me go to commercial go to commercial go to commercial Y'all left some of it on state. Stop, and that's divorce court. That's here funny.

Fuck y'all. Oh my God, man. I don't think of the crowd that's about to break up. Tell the truth. Make some noise. Y'all on your way out. Yep, they're trying to come here to save it. Yep. Y'all about to break up.

For real, y'all about to break. For real, y'all about to break up, make some noise. Look, she waving her hand. Why? Look, she waving. Why y'all about to break up? It's over with. She ain't shit.

It's time to go. Look, his seat in the back. She's like, fuck that bitch. There's a nigga up there that's really hurt. She ain't shit. What she do, bro? By y'all tickets every time. She what?

She ain't make no noise. She ain't made no noise. That must mean you ain't have enough dick. That must mean, you ain't have enough dick. sir that's what that means you got to find some match the dick to make a make noise me at the top of turn his phone on oh do with this bitch what type of phone is that that that nigga got a goddamn flat screen tv up there on as a phone hey hold up bro why you do fucking with her you say you about to leave him you do fucking with him that they got a hearing name

huh what is that what is that i'm been fucking away about that though Hey man, cut that shit out. Hey, hey, hey, hey. I've been booed with anybody don't you. Shout out to my nigger with the hearing aid. Hey, Tigo, that had a little rigging, Ah, Tigo. Oh, shit.

Hey, man, play my niggins some shit with the hearing aid. with the hearing name. He can't head. He can feel the vibration, though. Yeah, he definitely can. I love you, too. He feels that's it. Ooh.

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Hey man. What more can you say? What more can you say? Hey, boy. Hey, boy. Hey, hey. Hey, man. Whoa.

Oh, man. Yo. That might be warm. Hey. That's a special. That's a special. That's a special. Hey.

Yo. That's what I mean. I didn't know it before. I mean, you for the bus stop? Before the box, I didn't know where I was going on. I knew I was going, but when I see the rope. I'm going to come out as long as I was. It ain't know how I stirred them off on the border.

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My email, I'm blowing. It's about my mother to do. Hey, man. Hey, man. Rich member Jay. Hey, this is the 85 South Show. The oldest podcast in the world, in the whole world. From here to Budapest and Budapst and everything that's the rest.

Then back to Bucharest. Yeah, there too. Everywhere they drink water. That shit is so goddamn. I'm funny, awesome. Oh. And St. Minotick.

Oh my god, listen, what would? That shit came. Because I didn't want to go too crazy. You see my, I was... No, yeah, we ain't go too crazy. But that's the thing, but even when we were... Shit, I was... I said, and I was like...

We never said that one time. Right, right, right, right, right, right. We know, we know what words... No, we're not this like, but I know when I would hold on our head, I was like, yeah, yeah. And then that nigga Losecave and said, tape it up, but said, that is a love. When that nigga fell in that box, boy,

Oh, God. Go to commercial. Go to commercial. First, I will push it. Trank you. Ah, ha. Ah, ha. Help.

Help. Help. One more. One more. Yeah, I didn't try to grab it. Get them out. Get it out. Go to commercial.

Oh, my God. It's falling out. When you said that shit, bro, I was just thinking I was like. No, my nigga, goddamn. That moment when I said, Nick, Adam wasn't the first thing of the fuck. He said, well, who fucked it is? And he said, Bruce.

Leave Bruce out. He said, he was like, yeah, just don't write them. Don't write him. I looked ahead of me. I'm not the rival. Hey, babe. Is this one time? Ready to show all time?

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I said, we got to get big up to people like Virginia for coming out and wonder. Yeah. We enjoy them type of crime. Help us, we hate. Oh, uh, oh, that dick is killing that motherfucker, man. I don't know, you guys, you all watch it. Nigger. I love when they make them feel like we're starting on them on them.

Yeah, I'm going to get on that shit, boy. Then he come back again. Then he'll come back again. A lot of people say, well, that man of soul show will lose. Stowe's ball on the endbound. Sto the ball's on the infound. Look at that niggins. Look at that niggins.

dirty than a motherfucker on the bottom bad they're gonna broach the shit out you in no comments on all dirty socks I know I came back with no socks no shit they went and came in the lawyer and came back out bed for that nigger that's incredible divorce course shit's incredible to give us 10 15 minutes 20 30 million just do other extra shit without us having to do that type of shit you feel what I love doing this shit everybody help each other bring certain shit that we never was doing those things like when I got loz and Chico make me think a little bit you feel what I'm saying we got loz is more so

over comedic genes I'm okay certain word like I know word use it and I got me with the physical standpoint yeah it's physical yeah it's physical like I see what I see with like I see my nigga like every time when he doesn't tell me about some shit like and keep that and I'm telling him by some shit like hey boy that joke so fat if you be heat them folk with a left turn he go out there and dude dude It's like, ooh, now you're getting physical. And then when you tell bitch and I go out of that dude and I'm like, okay, I see it work. So it's like, one of them to know, to help each other, you know what I'm saying?

All the way around. Remember y'all posted her in the other day, right? I'm like, yo, I'm spinning it. That's the first one. That's the first one. Then I did that one. Then I did that one. Then I came out here.

Then I started on new. Oh, there's Bobby Brown. Yeah, I'm going to do it on a little. L.A., crack smoke of your body. And then I'm working on this one. Oh, my God, look at Lose. Oh, let me hold that. But I'm on IG.

Put him on this the crap. Pay, Pimp, here we go. Three, two, one. Man, yes, sir. I don't know why I always want to fuck up a picture. I don't know why. Yeah, I'm country. I'll agree.

That was gonna be playing. Didn't wait time tap into my dancing shit for radio like They're gonna be right What? I'm gonna get up on I'm scared

I'm sorry I'm sorry I said this shit big Oh my I hit you nine time What you're talking about, boy I'm not getting up on beach

I'm scary I'm scary Oh my What's I'm like What's my about What's my about? I don't do it down to pick because of the scary fucking.

Hey, right. I brought in this shit I were young. Quick, real fast. I remember about that shit I were young. We've been called my little part of. We can call on X-Crew. What's the K&J crew? What are you?

Go on, Scott. He never kept on my name is Joe. I don't know. He was trying to be a dog with what we're going to call the ball and bad ass Lord Ness. Brother, me see it, bro. Hey, bro. You switched the whole bag.

When you hit him with the whole thing. Go-go? Let me tell ya, I used to be like this, we had the playground, right? No, I get it. Like, K.J. Crew, that roll. It's just be like, who we go on? I'm like, I don't go. We used to be running around the playground. Like, what are we going?

I'm like, I don't know, the other thing is it. Nick, I see my little partner, he gets, I don't know what happened, bro. It was a fifth grader. Trying my little potting, I ran down now. Pushed the nigga, I'm a partner. Hit the, my partner, go push me. You're talking about my brother, fuck wrong. I said, bro.

He were here and you, he said, he said, he said, he was plane I ain't know shit you don't want me to be your friend hey that time then they're gonna whoop y'all head what we doing oh we ain't coming ah ha ha ha ha ha you like that look at you want that look at what you're so oh wait it's light what's great they're like shirt you're perfect nah that's a good light you're falling for me bro Magnificent!

Your shit is frozen. Somebody was texting him what the shit was going through. Bro, give you a phone. My shit doesn't work. He's got Apple and fives over there. Ah, I took a couple. I'm not even going to light my feet hurt from moving across the stage. Ladies, if you have vaginal mesh,

You could be in time for financial compensation. Appreciate it, Jaydick. My niggins, Jaydick. My niggins. Can I take a picture with these five? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're your pitching, Nick. What are you doing comedy with? No, he's promoting these niggins on that.

Who that is? No, some niggins who sit doing comedy at the sport bar and shit. Oh, go ahead, yes. That's a the funny bar. This is the funny bar. This is the funny about. I'm a point. Hey, secure.

Thank you so much. I paid it for jokers. Motherfuck. Hey, that's not this way for me, brother. What you said? What you said? Hey. And this Camus, you know, y'all, the niggas on the bitch. Chat. I mean, y'all are in the pictures.

Oh. Hey, get out of your country and holl. Hey, you're safe, bro. All right, man. Look at the dick, look at that they're open up now. Why the numbers up so how in that jersey? I got the numbers on his chest, but a lot of jersey left. My niggins Bushwick.

I'm a sweat. Hey, Chad, I don't see you. Right here, right here. right here right here all got the numbers of the city thank you exactly this is for me he got all the jersey drinks

what's up tiff what's up man I took a couple he got on that jersey I'm going to be like, did I see you on YouTube? But look, I'm still on YouTube. Is this one of the funny laugh? Yes.

Yeah, that's a joke. But we've got a joke. I'm sorry, I'm holding up. Chico, you laughed. My wife, right? So listen, I love Whis Gleep, and his show was today. And I have my tickets since April. $300 gone just for y'all.

You want to let y'all know. And you got the show. And the two and a half hour. The good thing is, you already know them some. Watch this, go. Watch this, I love you. You bought a ticket. Dude your laughter.

Oh! I knew he was coming and you said, fuck that, me. Got your laugh there. Come on y'all shit for two years. Now, bring your active, Virginia. God damn it. Here we are. Thank you.

Come on, DC. Oh, DC. He's been crazy. He's been crazy. Stop. Stop playing. Stop fring. You got a splitter in his foot.

Beautiful. You got you. Thank you. Thank you. You are so beautiful I'm talking about them Oh, I love you Get that a hug, girl

You are beautiful to me What she guys? What's you guys? Yeah That bitch talking too. Baby, remember. You are so beautiful Randy

You are so beautiful I'm in Malaysia Come on there My wife, I'm gonna stood up with your girl Why don't don't know about what Malaysia You can get home It's a snap

One Two To slide their blade out it's suck What was the What was the Yeah, that shit that was going on Thank you so much All right, Malay

Hold it down All right Jeremy Don't listen to what people say The big-ass big-a-bone Ain't that tall, he stood on there. She's freezing. You got some jelly on your shoulder. I'm not saying, yeah.

Every time, I drop some. Really? A word. 14th Street. Oh, you from my team? Yes, sir. That's what's up? Oh, yeah, my cousin from M.P.

That's, sir. Danea from back. One, two. Why, we grow up. I grow up, yeah. All right. You do with collaboration. I did a couple.

I did. Jiko, that's your street cover. I'm not in. My motivation to make that shit. You're good. I'm glad that way. Oh, G. Oh, great.

Is your phone ain't it? Yeah. She said she on probation. No, no. My cousin that you met one day. My god, I'm gonna cry. Thank you, ma'am. No, no believe more.

So much. Man, for two years, kick that nitty to the curb. Now here I have losing weight in the face. Nika face slim in the motherfucker. She got the first thing. I'm so beautiful. You are so beautiful. Oh my Jesus.

Geez, man. Do you see, yeah. Look at that shit that seat ain't down. Look at that shit that shit. These are the teeth as you hook when your groom hunt at. That, make the sick. Come on. Come on.

Hey, man. Lee, Dr. Bill, you work. Ah. Boom, boom. In 20 seconds. He's back to back three-pointers. Back. Lord Logan Miller is on fire.

He is on fire. Oh, yeah, the steel! Hey, he goes for the city! Oh, he's all right. How are you going? Hey, Anthony, I'm looking at it. Hey, hey. I'm gonna tell you what they did.

They don't make these no more. You gotta stay with it. I'm gonna tell you what they meant. They're gonna be here. She was about a little. She was about some muscle. Oh, Nick. Egyptian,

Egypt. I'm not. They don't make them no more price. Thanks for coming. Oh, you did? Yeah. Oh, thank you. Exactly.

This way for me, love. You are blessed. You are blessed. Appreciate you how you go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You're good. You're good.

I take a couple, bro. Yeah, I'm good in these straight. You look like all the kids be quiet in your plan. This looks like the first teacher that believed me. All the kids be quiet in your plan. She taught you how to read out loud. Nobody's talking to her class. She taught me my multiple case.

She said she taught you how to read out. We talked with their face. I took a couple of. Okay, he's on that. Okay. Get your ass over. That's a nephew. He said my phone.

Nope. Well, that's the nigga who'll be cutting a grand. You is all right. I'm gonna treat you good. Thank you to the show. That's real. You cut it in front of that back. You're going.

You cut that front of that, that they move on. I'm his mom. I'm his mom. Thank you for coming out, brother. That's real. Thank you for coming, Mom. I appreciate it. Don't come up in star shit, Nick.

Don't come up in star shit, Nicky. No idea. What's up, my, Nick? She can't, boy. Handling. You can't. No idea. No idea.

That's a new name. Hey, you stood up for your girl. Why are you trying to make a fight? You're still it up for a girl. At first he's like, say that shit to that Jersey, niv up there. No idea. You was ready to protect your lady's honor. All right.

Appreciate you. I appreciate you. My nigg. Get in them. It's like my hell of a purse. That's all the mercy You got a purse You got a purse

You got a purse How she's a street maker She got a purse You got a purse Man put your little purse down Hug her tight chico That's crazy She did

She did She said with a murder It's called a merge Thank you, man You can just start sending us that money then What? I mean I was in the Navy so I had to get out Oh yeah, I feel that that's it

You better go to sleep You better go to sleep Yeah You get your little phones on Get your little cute feet having ass out Hey, it would be cute as well. Three and a half tea. It's a merge.

It's a bird. A merge. A merge. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. What she want to be. What's up, girl?

What's up? She want to be a girl just like me. She don't know if she want to be. All right. She love cool teeth, but she wanted to do. What's going on? What's going on? Stupid.

1887. Fucking movie music. What's going to do? You know you put my hand on your chin. None of that. Watch how she do this. Hey, man. Watch.

She didn't let you do it. You saw that. You saw that. She was like, what's up, my niggas. Hold that. Hold that right now. That's good.

That's good service seats right there. The pastor got the shaggy. You're about to return. You got it? Yeah, slide on. Slide on. Get this angle. To the last book, because this is my last service.

Oh shit. This nigga crazy. What is wrong with you, man? Crazy, man. This nigga craziest fuck. This is crazy, babe. This is my name. Love you, ma'am along,

living together. And I never felt for good. same color of the seat and when you're with me it's such a good time yes it is and when you are next to me get it's up girl get the feeling sad and when you stand when you smile She's getting me. She was trying to go ahead. It's perched it up.

You're kissing when you're playing the kiss in jail. She was all balance. She was trying to get to us, but the hills. She was just going wherever the hills took her. She's like, I'm gonna say my face right here. He might not be in you. Yeah, he hit it. Like, he'd be in it.

Hey, he'd be doing it. When y'all, see how she took up, everything. She ain't took up for having to get that. Not you. No, no. She's staggered to you. I was like, man, you know, like you were signing the flip.

And he's DJ out here too. Yeah. DJ energized. Yeah. A little flip. DJ energized. Battery. Flip.

DJ energized. You get your power when your battery's low. The part is a little dead. Somebody called DJ energize. DJ energized. Somebody plug it. up energized much better than I think like a cold-ass battle rapper do you first off welcome to richmond

and I put on my nautical polo so me and my lady could slide post up 85 South Shore that's what we went y'all were good in thanks for coming Funniest shit I see this shit He gonna be dead like the nigga is in the top row that couldn't hit He killing that nigga Get in that man, y'all get in the back Look how I fought it like

Nah, that shit way back there You don't never be looking but I'll be getting his ass Beautiful behind the speaker Two phone now Oh shit. Is this meat me? Nah. What's this me? What's that home?

This nigga is me. Oh, you're a southeast. That's good. He said your girl looks like him. One, two, three. Who at? Colomero. Thank you for coming out.

I took coming. Look at it. Look at it. Love it, man. Love to you. I appreciate this a boy, man. Appreciate it to you. That's how good. I'm not.

What's up, O. You got to keep a little. Yeah. I'm going. Hey, boy, you make pit bull, though. What's on, man? Thank you. You got the same.

Yeah. That's love, though. Oh, it's all. Same phone. That's love, love. Same phone. That's love. I got his battery, he got my head.

Okay, babe, I'm gonna get me some batteries. I'm the one you can say, they'll be like, Babe, give me some batteries. I took couple of both. Hey, babe, zip me those pictures. Oh my dad! What's up, dude? How you doing? Look like you're a librarian.

She said, ah ha ha ha. What are we doing? Get your eyes in here. I was talking ice cream. Can we get an ice cream in the ball real quick? Can we get an ice cream machine in you? Ice cream machine. You get it?

You good? You good? You're good? You don't. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Your pussy broke like the neck on. Ice cream. What are we doing, guys? Oh, man. I'm a librarian. Oh, chill. You guys got to talk.

I love it, man. All right. Thank you. Happy birthday. I appreciate you. I appreciate that, man. Thank you so much. Yes, sir.

Who next? What are you doing? Happy birthday. The birthday girl was shy. I was trying to get her in the show. Hey, beautiful. Happy birthday. You got license in early.

You got that good family dollars. I thought you was naked. I was not on my husband. You're so beautiful. Oh, so beautiful. Ooh, I just want to lick your whole arm. Uh-oh. Hey, what's up?

Say what? I'm saving myself for you. And I'm saving all my love. Saving myself for you at the end of the line, girl. I want you to know, move. Oh! Put on my bill! Call me a baby!

Don't let him bite you. I heard about some backtends up there. What was that? But it tastes like... Uncooked french fries. I got some out of the road. Yeah, come on in here. Pretty good.

You're gonna see. You're gonna see on here. I got some good photos, right? You have a good evening. What you're looking like that for, mama? Come on there. There you go, yeah. That's what we want to see.

Now you want to take a picture, ex-wife? I don't appreciate how you divorced me. He was a bad lawyer. I was looking for this. Your boyfriend. It's right, Bill. You see it? I did it on stage.

I was licking. It wasn't in the bag where it was supposed to be. Let's see. Oh, you say? Yeah, same phone. Don't give me my phone that more. Mom! You got her picture, she could.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much for being a part of the show, sweetheart. Love you. Love you, boy. I need to work it out. We don't work it out. We don't work it out.

No, everybody. Feel like a distant cousin. Feel like a distant cousin. Over in the court. Black pussy turned me into Uncle Bob. We got, we don't like to talk about. Okay. I don't know how.

This is my ex-wife or she. Good. A little something right there, you're trying to help me and shit, yeah. What's up? Hi. My baby. Hello, sir.

How are you doing? What's up, baby? King Tart Top is in the bill down. Look, black top, what's heading there? Come on, organize. Hey, this is the motherfucker you can play Spades with. Look across the counter, she's like, That's the Aeronig phase.

Oh yeah, ma'amuffin' play. But they call that motherfucking fuck nixie. This phone might want to send a picture to this phone. Okay. That's good. That's what you're saying. No phone. Oh, my bad.

You got to get a wrong party. Wait a lot. Who's playing with a booty? What you stashing? Oh! You got you a winner, snap. You're willing to stashing in the Fia. Thank you, y'all.

Thank you. That's love, love. Get in here. We're going to do that time. What's that. Do the time. Thank you. Thank you.

That we did. Briseo Hey, they, they. No, you're gonna ask y'all parents. All they are. I'm 19. Y'all they grew up in the same living. 18.

18. 18. She got some shit piercing her mouth. Yeah, you got through the gum. I've seen Humblebow. Nope. She was in that movie. Like Mike.

Bob. I know who that is. That's bow wow. Let's fucking jump. You these young women. Thank you, ladies. You have a good evening. It's pretty smile, isn't it?

Get it in a cat. Come on in here. Get a heck. Tell me who she is. She's got to go back in their Friday, dude. Okay. I love that. This is a real cartoon.

Real cartoon. That other see, it scared me. That shit right there. That shit they hold the eyes and in the end. Oh, yeah, yeah. Monsters. All real monsters. All right.

That's your little point, man. All real monsters. Shit. All right. I have every day clap. You don't get on his. Oh, look. I got to go search for it.

Right. He didn't have one. What this? I hate that. I hate that damn show. But I used to be your mouth face on. You can smile, love, smile. Smile, smile.

Act like you had this. She's the monster. You better fucking smile Because I'm smiling. Don't make it look like I'm happy to be in the pencil with you Oh, okay He left for a baby That's twin

Oh that Cam Newton, bro? You black, you black, come on? No, he tried Man, I don't know why these little niggas be trying to flip Ha ha ha ha ha He tried Put your shit down, boy. shit down bro. I'm the biggest nigga, man, put your shit up.

I'm not big as hell. I appreciate it. He's good. You have a good even. That niggins show with my legs. You're gonna do leg day, you know. Chico! I do, though. I do that. Stupid-a-niggin' don't even got a calf muscle. I do, though. You got calves, man.

You have calf muscle, bro. You have calf muscle, bro. Stupid-a-Lead-Lead! He's good at! He's in a motherfucker! I don't respect that, man. You get a naked shit. Fuck closer.

Hey! That was the first loose legs. Stupid-a-leads. One, two, three. That's what it sounds like every time you're in the back of a chance. I took talking shit, too. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. What I'm gonna be in third base? What's up, man? What's up? What? What? What? What?

What? Yeah, third baseman? What are you? What are you talking about? What are you? What are you talking about? I do this.

I do this. I do this. I'm right field. What's up? Can you what I say to you? I will gun you. Sit your ass down. I'll play right field.

Right field, I will gun you queen. Out! Ow! Oh! Yeah! Alright! Oh! You know the umpire gets fit, they'd be like...

Oh! Hey! That's crazy. If you hit him for right field, he gotta do some extra shit to tell you, you know, you see the nigga, bro. He ain't, you like, you're like, you... Hey, smoo. Better not do it.

What you would? Oh! Try a little. Why don't you want to? White man, what is he? He's looking out, he's looking like he got a damn good form, man. He didn't know what to do? He started coming toward me.

He said, wait a minute. Tribal dance is this. Go to the white man go walk up too. Come on, bray. Keep your elbow down. What's up, home? My nigga, I can't see. Hey,

Hey, smooth. He's good for Marry, you know, boy. Yeah, boy. I always knew with you, Keith. You're talking about your band. It's a girl. It's a girl right now.

It's a girl. It's a girl. I bet. That's a good. She ain't got that bit no more. Shit, I never be broke a day in my life. NBA Carlos, never broke again. If the jokes don't sell, the Dingling win.

The Diggily ain't going to say. I got Dingoingling going to say. I got dingling, dingling, you gotta have a dick about this long to have a dingling. She's hitting it with diggaly, big on salt, fucking time out. These you got a knicker with the weewee. I'm giving a hard dingling, hard, sturdy dingling. I got dingling, dingerling, diggolet, diggolet, diggolet. Right here?

Have you ever been tick what a big niggily dick the niggle like that they're old school gremlin they walk down the spills one nine hundred you know he's got a free side to keep having to take it took it twice I know everybody's told you happy birthday sweetheart I say you so right here right here bang me a piece of dingling up that dangling back to you. Get it for whatever you need to get him. Who is that young man with all that dangle?

What's up? You push your glasses out. Like, you were ready to come to swing me. I'm not going to take you for you back. She'll let you fill on her boot on the church trip. Oh. Oh, my God. Come on, man.

So innocent, so innocent on the church trip. No, she wouldn't. Feel like, Carla, can't sit next to me, Carla. You already know I'm sitting by the whole trip. Niggins. Knicks. Man, never have felt on my ass on the church trip. Naga's bad on the bus.

I want to sit in there. Shonte. I want to go to church. I want to go to church. Shout out to all the ladies with a 50. All the ladies were that flipped their teeth from the bottom, let the nigger fill on that. The brabby up here, Teta hanging on the bottom. What's up, man?

That's the one of laughing because she gets on the plate. Let me see it. That shit hurt. She can't laugh. Smile, love. I took her home to change the room. Man. This shit hurt.

Shout out that you're having that insurance, though. What's up? Oh, you look like you'll come argue with the child teacher. Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. First of all, my motherfucking son. Wait before you speak about my child, bitch. Like, damn, I'm saying, he got getting great.

I took a couple of. All right, thank you. Oh, you can see why the child, you bet. She says she wanted to use your phone. Yeah, because my, I'm sorry. Damn. How are you? My phone with me.

Hey. Hi. Good. Yes, you can. Mm. She said she got to grab one of you. No. Who said that?

Oh, yeah. Let me get right there. Let me get. Get grab right. Wake up. Wait up. You are all. I got it.

Come on. Get your left close. Yeah. Come on. You can go in that. I have big. Right. I'm gonna have a whole not you're gonna

who's gonna wrap the fucking out for you yeah give me a hug, I'm gonna offer you yeah Damn right. We're getting it in. I got on Facebook,

all there, yes. You got a trumpet. You got to. Pump it. She's ready. What are you talking about? Hey,

wait. Oh, G. Don't fucking leave down to hook me. Put your titty. Oh, my shirt. Yeah.

I want to do you. My name and tell your son. Hey, man, you're fucking your mama, man. Cheer the fuck out. God damn, bro. Damn, bro, I'm tired. You really walk around here huffing and puffing and shit. Your home

Your home girl Your home girl She thought she was going to do something She's a liar She's a liar I was dead She gave you this shit She taught all that shit

And what you're mad My man right there He's black Appreciate it my brother, my brother. Appreciate it, my brother. Thank you, baby. Hey! Y'all ain't see the niggas slut you.

She like smile, eh? You can't do that, bro. They pay for experience, big shoulders, fat, arms, no muscle. I got muscle, man. It's dead weight. Hey, man, appreciate you home. I do. Hey, I got muscle.

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