The Bobby Bones Show - Amy’s Bad Driving Sparks Road Rage + Keith Urban Didn’t Know Major Country Artist Wrote His New Song
Episode Date: May 14, 2019Amy shares why a car in front of her on the interstate got extremely upset with her driving. Keith Urban calls in to talk to Bobby about his new single, which he didn’t know was co-written by a majo...r country artist. He also shares the story about having to Uber to a recent show. Also, Bobby announces that Bobby Bones And The Raging Idiots are headed on tour. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcript
Discussion (0)
This is an I-Heart podcast.
Guaranteed Human.
Make every day feel epic in the all-new Hyundai Palisade hybrid.
The Palisade hybrid is packed full of features,
cutting-edge tech,
and up to an EPA estimated 619 miles of range
on select trims and class-leading interior space.
Seating configurations for 7-8 passengers,
available H-track all-wheel drive,
so you can be ready to go anywhere in style.
Learn more about the Hyundai Palisade at HyundaiUSA.com.
Call 562-314-4.4.4.
4603 for complete details.
All right, if you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the drill.
Expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years, and waiting around for a technician to set everything up.
It's a lot.
Well, now they're Simply Safe.
They have completely changed the game.
Simply Safe has no long-term contracts, no hidden fees, no being trapped.
They earn your business by actually keeping you safe, not by locking you in.
Setting up is so easy. You customize your system at SimplySafe.com. It ships to your door in a few days. And with the app guided setup, you can have everything installed and armed in under an hour. No technician needed. And it's not just a camera. It's a full ecosystem of sensors, cameras for inside and outside and 24-7 professional monitoring. If there's ever a break-in, a fire, or a flood, SimpleSaf's agents are on it immediately. They were also named America's best customer service by
newsweek, which honestly tracks.
Right now, you can get 50% off your new system by visiting
Simplysafe.com slash bones.
That's half off at simplysafe.com slash bones.
There's no safe like SimplySafe.
You're listening to a podcast.
So maybe you're doing something else too, like maybe scrolling home listings on Redfin,
saving places you like without thinking you'll even get them.
Because that's what house hunting has become.
But Redfin isn't built for endless browsing.
It's built to help you find.
and own a home.
Redfin agents close twice as many deals as other agents,
which means when you find a place you love,
you've got a real shot at getting it.
Redfin helps turn saved listings into real addresses.
Get started at redfin.com.
Own the dream.
Service opens doors,
and at American Military University,
it can open doors for the whole family.
If you have a loved one who's served in the military,
you may qualify for reduced tuition.
AMU offers flexible online programs,
designed to fit your schedule
so you can keep moving forward
wherever life takes you.
Learn more at amu.
APUS.
Dot APUS.edu slash military.
Open doors to the future
for you and your family
with the help of American Military University.
That's AMU.
dot APUS.
dot edu slash military.
Folks, it's your buddy and mine.
Mr. Bobby Bones.
Let go.
Transmitting across America.
This is a Bobby.
Bones show.
That's right.
Hey, welcome to Tuesday show.
More studio.
Morning.
I was reading this story how the average adult hasn't made a new friend in five years.
And I started to think to myself, have I made a real friend in the last five years?
Because the whole thing is they say that normal adults have five good friends, three best friends,
and they haven't made like a real, real new friend in the last five years.
So what do you think about that?
I have in the last five years.
but like right at that five year mark.
Yeah?
Like someone that you would go if I needed to borrow some money or if I needed to come pick me up.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You?
In the last five years.
It's tough.
I would say yes.
Because I would say I could probably call Morgan number two.
I think she's a friend.
I know it's work.
But I have it probably.
Morgan number two, do you think we're real friends?
Yeah, I do.
Oh, yeah, you do.
I do.
I do think.
I think that I think she's a real friend.
So I think her, I haven't, oh, but maybe that's the only one.
In the last five years, don't we have some, like, guy friends you sort of hang out with?
But I don't feel like you could call them for that.
If I was like, I need a kidney.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Like, that's a real friend.
If you called so you need a kidney, I'd give you a kidney.
Yes.
Duh.
Right.
Now, I wouldn't even think about it.
I'd be like, if I'm the only, absolutely.
What do you need?
Right.
How many?
You're still a couple from somebody else?
I would do that for you.
Okay.
You probably find me one like somewhere else.
Don't worry about what I find you.
You know what I mean?
You'd be like, listen, I can't give you mine, but I got you.
I've got you one.
But I think that's probably, Morgan number two is probably the only, like, Morgan number two, would you give me a kidney?
Yeah, I would.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
There you go.
Anyway.
Probably everyone in this room would give you a kidney.
I don't think everybody would.
I don't think.
I think lunchbox is holding on to his tight.
Yeah, I need my kidneys.
What if one goes bad in me, then I'm screwed.
Yeah, but we keep Bobby alive, you know.
That's right.
I stay alive.
Yeah, but then I'm dead.
I'm not worried about it.
If I'm dead, if I'm dead, it doesn't matter.
But you're not dead.
A lot of people survive on one kidney.
Oh, yeah, totally.
All the time.
Didn't Selena Gomez get a kidney from somebody?
They're her best friend.
Yeah, her friend.
Our friend, that's my point.
Here's the Bobby Boneshow podcast, highlight segment of the day.
Amy is known as not the best driver.
To y'all?
Yeah, but we've written with you.
Like, that was your reputation back in the day.
the day and then we wrote with you again and you hit a curb you got flipped off you got all in like
five minutes i don't know if you remember the old cartoon mr magoo who couldn't see and just people
were just screaming at him the whole time that's what we felt like riding with you eddie it's scary
it's scary simply put scary it's a little dramatic no no no no okay okay well i didn't even know
this what happened tell everybody what happened well i got honked at but it was from the car in
front of me, which has not ever happened to me before. Normally my honks are coming from the
side or behind, but straight up in front of me. But I was driving my friend's car and I didn't know
how to use everything and I had her brights on and I didn't know it. And I guess the car in front
of me was honking to notify me, hey, turn your brights off. How do you even know that the car in
front of you was honking at you? Because it was like honking, waving. And then
And I was like, what?
Like, they're talking to me.
Like, what is going on?
So I start looking around.
And that's when I realized, like, oh, I'm on high beams.
Because it gives you that little light on the inside.
The blue light, yeah.
I was thinking, like, what could it be?
But, yeah, that's annoying.
Like, if you've got, if the car behind you rolls up with some brights coming through, yeah.
But, yeah, they decided to honk.
So let me know.
And I was like, well, that's a first.
I've never heard of anyone from the front of you honking.
I know.
Has anyone else heard of that?
No.
Nope.
Yeah.
Me either.
Yeah.
So, I mean, it wasn't anything dangerous or scary.
Breaking the barriers
Bad Driving every day
Day here on the show
There she is
There she is
Next time you'll need a ride
Just
I'll think about it
Disregard asking you
Yesterday it was announced
That American Idol
Renewed for season 3
Which is very exciting
I mean I figured I'm coming back
I guess they haven't officially
told me I'm coming back
But I signed a two-year deal
Oh then there you go
I mean they could always fire me
But this Friday is the finale
No this Sunday is the finale
And John party is going to come
and Dan and Shea is going to play
and Weezer's going to play
It's going to be a whole thing
So you can check that out
And yeah man
It's been pretty good
It's going to come back next season
So I saw that
Is there like some big rap party planned
Yeah
For Sunday night
Are you gonna go?
Yeah because I never go to that stuff
I know
And so
Because I like never go in and get to enjoy it
I'm just gonna go and have fun
Cool
I always go
You should
I can't get to work early in the morning
No
I'm going
I'm just gonna come in miserable the next day
That's how I do it.
The Bobby Bones Show.
Big three stories.
Our producer, Raimundo, is in the glass room with a big old stack of news.
Ramundo, what you got?
WhatsApp is urging people to download a security fix.
People have been hacking into your phones with that app.
So if you have WhatsApp, definitely get the security fix.
In Alaska, two tourist planes crashed midair, killing five people.
At least 10 people were injured.
Authorities are still investigating.
And finally, in Hawaii on the...
island of Maui. They're still searching for that yoga instructor who went missing on a hike.
A $10,000 reward is being offered out there.
There's a big manhunt in Florida because the guy tried to pawn his baby.
Oh no. I know and it makes you feel sad until you realize it was a prank.
So listen to what this guy's doing. This guy goes into a pawn shop and says, hey, to the owner.
The weirdest, strangest situation. Here's a baby, puts it on the counter.
and he spins the baby around and goes,
can I pawn this?
But he's recording it for Snapchat.
Oh, well, if it's for Snapchat.
It's like a prank.
It's like a prank show.
Right.
It lasted less than a minute.
But after he left, the pawn shop guy called police.
A few hours later, the guy realized he was all over the news.
Oh, no.
Yeah, because they called police and are like,
some guys that turned a pawn his baby.
And so the guy's just chilling and he sees he's on the news.
And then all of a sudden there were dozens of officers at his house.
And he says they did not find a hilarious.
But he was making a silly video on Snapchat, which by the way, I'm going to tell you, that's funny.
Like, to be funny, that's funny.
In real life, that's sad.
Right, but he was just joking.
Yeah.
But he's the baby's dad?
Like, for real?
Where do you get the baby?
Yeah, it's a kid, right?
Okay.
In this Snapchat video, he says, this is what I got.
I know no one under 18 is here, but he's barely used.
Seven and a half months old.
What do you think he's worth?
They're not charging him.
They say he learned his lesson.
He has a warning for others not to do that.
But I laughed out loud.
It's funny.
If I laughed out loud, I thought it was funny.
And later in life that maybe we'll be like,
they'll have that story of like,
that one time I tried upon you.
Yeah, in therapy.
Yeah.
Therapist, my dad tried upon me.
I got used for all his jokes.
You know what I can't wait for?
I can't wait to do that move that bus on this show.
Because our studio across the hall is all wiped out.
They've taken everything out of it.
Oh, yeah.
I cannot wait for to go, move the buzz!
And they move the buzz on our new studio is unveiled.
I'm very excited about that.
We're in a temporary studio.
We should be out of here by July 1, is what they're saying.
So fun.
And I've designed the studio to look like a late-night talk show set where guests are sitting in chairs.
I'm pretty excited about it.
I'm not even walking over to look at the ripped-out studio anymore.
I don't even want to see it until it's almost.
They probably have to bring me into, like, do a walk-through at some point.
But I'm trying to stay out of it because I just want to be, move that bus!
Yeah.
And see it.
Because I don't, I mean, I feel like we've seen some of what it's going to look like,
but I don't even have the full concept like you have in your brain.
So I'm going to be, I feel like we're all going to be like so shocked.
Well, don't go look at it then.
Yeah, I know.
It'll be like Christmas morning.
Okay.
I'm done looking at it.
Thank you.
The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University,
an affordable private, nonprofit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona.
They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant.
Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo.
They shatter it.
At GCU, academically rigorous, industry-driven programs are built to move at the speed of relevance
with practical skills, career readiness, and opportunity for every learner.
GCU believes education shouldn't be a privilege, but an affordable path forward for all.
Grounded in Christian truth, GCU works to empower the next generation to lead with integrity,
serve with purpose, and help transform their communities, building a future that
matters. GCU is purpose-driven education. Take action. Find your purpose at GCU, private, Christian
affordable nonprofit. Visit gCU.edu to learn more. Make every day feel epic in the all-new Hyundai
Palisade hybrid. The Palisade Hybrid is packed full of features, cutting edge tech, and up to an EPA
estimated 619 miles of range on select trims and class-leading interior space. Available front
and second-row relaxation seats.
Available class-exclusive blind spot view monitor.
Available class-exclusive dash camera feature.
2.5T hybrid engine with up to an EPA estimated 619 miles of range on select trims.
Seeding configurations for 7-8 passengers.
Available H-track all-wheel drive so you can be ready to go anywhere in style.
Including standard 100-watt USBC ports.
Available Bose 14 speaker audio and standard passenger talk driver intercom.
Learn more about the Hyundai Palisade at Hyundai USA.com.
Call 562-314-4-603 for complete details.
All right, if you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company,
you know the drill.
Expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years,
and waiting around for a technician to set everything up.
It's a lot.
Well, now they're Simply Safe.
They have completely changed the game.
Simply Safe has no long-term contracts, no hidden fees, no being trapped.
They earn your business by actually keeping you safe,
not by locking you in.
Setting up is so easy.
You customize your system at SimplySafe.com.
It ships to your door in a few days.
And with the app-guided setup, you can have everything installed and armed in under an hour.
No technician needed.
And it's not just a camera.
It's a full ecosystem of sensors, cameras for inside and outside, and 24-7 professional monitoring.
If there's ever a break-in, a fire, or a flood, SimpleSafe's agents are on it immediately.
They were also named America's best customer service by No.
Newsweek, which honestly tracks.
Right now, you can get 50% off your new system by visiting simplysafe.com
slash bones.
That's half off at simplysafe.com slash bones.
There's no safe like SimplySafe.
Service opens doors.
And at American military university, it can open doors for the whole family.
If you have a loved one who's served in the military, you may qualify for reduced tuition.
AMU offers flexible online programs designed to fit your schedule,
so you can keep moving forward wherever life takes you.
Learn more at amu.
APUS.
Dot, E-D-U-S-Military.
Open doors to the future for you and your family
with the help of American Military University.
That's AMU.
AP-U-S-D-U-S-Military.
This will be fun.
I'll play you a famous artist singing
before they became the famous artist.
Okay, write your answer down.
This artist is playing guitar and singing at her family Christmas party.
This is before she ever had a record deal.
Here you go, name the artist.
Can you name that right there?
Wow.
That's an artist way before they were famous.
Playing and singing at their family Christmas party.
This is pretty cool.
This is a fun game.
Yeah.
Yeah, go ahead.
I'm thinking of who she is, though.
I think I'm in.
What?
How?
It's just a guess.
I'm in for the win.
Okay.
Amy?
Tricia, you're wood.
Lunchbox?
I wanted to say Riba, but that audio sounded too new.
So I put Carrie.
What do you expect?
Like a black and white movie?
Yeah.
Well, because Riba has been around a long time, so the audio is not going to be that quality.
Eddie?
Chenaya.
The answer is, somebody's right.
The answer is...
Eddie, man!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah, here's Shania when she was before record.
There you go.
All right, before they were famous, can you name this artist?
This is from a TV audition.
Okay?
Here you go.
Well, I was raised on country classics
like Royikoff and George Jones.
And Lord, I'd love to hear on
sing all them old-time country songs.
How do you feel about that?
Amen, I'm in.
Amy?
Scotty McCrary.
Lunchbox?
Scotty McCrary.
Eddie?
That's American Idol.
Scotty McCreary.
This is it.
There you go.
All right.
Next up.
this singer now in her 30s was 18 years old at the time this was recorded.
Here you go.
I'm a couple hundred miles from a brand there is a real good start from a worn out of mine.
Thank God I'm finally coming to my sense.
What you got there, Amy?
Why is this so hard?
Because they're young.
I feel like it's, I feel like it.
I feel like it's like on the tip of my tongue, but then not.
I...
I'm sorry.
Lunchbox.
I got Casey Musgraves.
Oh, duh.
That's it.
Casey Musgrave.
Yeah.
Because the sky is finally open.
Two more.
She's 30, huh?
Yeah, name these artists before they were famous.
This was from a YouTube cover from seven years ago.
You got your hands up.
You're rocking in my truck.
You got the radio on.
You're singing every...
I'm sitting on cruise control
Slowly losing
What?
Of everything I got
You're looking so damn how
Obviously singing a Luke Bryant song
Yes and I think I got it
I'm in for the win
Amy
Jay's Rice
That's a good right
That's a good guess
No it's not
Lunchbox
It's my boy
Coles Wendell
No
No
Eddie
Man his voice has gotten a lot better
Luke Combs.
Show me Luke Combs.
What?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can tell it.
You heard it. I can hear it.
What's the score?
Eddie 4.
Domination Station.
Have you missed one yet?
No?
You're telling me that was Luke Combs.
I didn't, I thought that was,
never mind, I'm not going to say it.
Let's do one more.
That was real bad.
From an old movie, okay?
And this is him and his dad singing
and playing Joe Diffey third rock
from the sign.
Okay?
here you go.
I'm in for the win. That was so easy. It sounds just the same.
It's not sound the same, but I'm in.
Okay, I'm totally in.
Amy?
Chris Dapleton.
Lunchbox.
That's Thomas Wrent.
Oh, that makes sense.
And context clues. That's Thomas Wray.
Yeah, what's the dad?
You want to hear the kids sing.
It's all when ready?
Yeah.
That's a fun game.
That's a fun game.
Thank you.
Mike D made it.
Mike D, that was fun.
I like the clips.
There you go.
Man.
I know it ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ha-ha-ha-ha.
I hope you played along.
I hope you had fun.
That's the whole point.
Thank you very much.
The latest from Nashville and Hollywood.
Morgan number two's 32nd Skinny.
Chris Stapleton and his wife Morgan are now a family of seven.
They welcome their fifth child.
on Mother's Day, according to a picture Morgan shared on her Instagram,
no word on the name or gender of the baby yet.
Boy, they are popping them out.
Yeah.
I can't wait until I get in that phase where it's every nine months, new baby.
Because they are shipping them out, man.
Good for them.
All right, what else?
Tricia Yearwood is releasing a new single that drops on June 6th.
It's called Every Girl in This Town.
Yeah, and she has a whole new record coming out.
I think it's the first country record that she's put out in 10 years.
So it'd be good.
There's that bobby cast with Trisha and I,
She came over to the house and talk for an hour.
It's real good.
Just search Bobbycast or if you listen to your podcast and go check that out.
Because she talks about this song a bit and then about coming back to country music,
which is a full record.
So I'm pretty excited about that.
Any other new music coming out?
Yeah, it's a big week for new music.
We've got the world premiere of Keith Urban's new song we were today.
And also, Lady Annabellum is releasing their new song,
What If I Never Get Over You, this Friday?
And they shared a preview of the song.
Yeah, they're going to come by Friday, and they're going to play that live.
There was a little debate about that.
I was like, guys, you don't have to come play.
Like, you're Lady Annabelle.
I mean, you just show up.
And I think Charles took offense.
I was like, we're going to play the song because we're good.
He's like, you don't have to give us a free pass.
So, listen, I'm not going to tell him no.
But, yeah, that'll be Friday.
All right, is that it, Morgan number two?
Yep, I'm Morgan number two.
That's the skinny.
It's time for the good news.
With lunchbox.
Tell me something good.
When Eileen was 19, she had been adopted as a baby, she decided, you know what?
I want to find my real mom.
She searched for 60 years.
Could not find her birth mother.
So she hired one of those genealogists that tracked down her birth mother, who was
103 years old, still alive.
Wow.
And they met face to face.
That's crazy.
I mean...
There are so many layers of crazy to this story.
What are the odds?
She's still alive.
Wow.
And good for her.
I mean, she's probably going to live that long, too.
Yeah, good genes.
Genetics, yeah.
Genealogist.
Yeah.
There it is.
Good for that.
I assume the meeting was good.
It doesn't report if they're still in touch,
but for the first time they met face to face.
I like that.
That's a good one.
That's what it's all about right there.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University,
an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University
based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona.
They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant.
Well, GCU doesn't settle for.
for the status quo. They shatter it. At GCU, academically rigorous, industry-driven programs are
built to move at the speed of relevance with practical skills, career readiness, and opportunity
for every learner. GCU believes education shouldn't be a privilege, but an affordable path forward
for all. Grounded in Christian truth, GCU works to empower the next generation to lead with
integrity, serve with purpose, and help transform their communities, building a future that
matters. GCU is purpose-driven education. Take action. Find your purpose at GCU, private Christian
affordable nonprofit. Visit gCU.edu to learn more. Make every day feel epic in the all-new Hyundai
Palisade Hybrid. The Palisade Hybrid is packed full of features, cutting edge tech, and up to an EPA
estimated 619 miles of range on select trims and class-leading interior space. Available front and second-row
relaxation seats. Available class
exclusive blind spot view monitor.
Available class exclusive dash camera
feature. 2.5T hybrid
engine with up to an EPA estimated
619 miles of range
on select trims. Seeding
configurations for 7-8 passengers. Available
H-track all-wheel drive so
you can be ready to go anywhere in style.
Including standard 100 watt
USBC ports. Available Bose 14
speaker audio and standard passenger
talk driver intercom. Learn more
about the Hyundai Palisade at Hyundai
USA.com. Call 562-314-4603 for complete details.
All right. If you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the drill.
Expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years, and waiting around for a technician to set everything up.
It's a lot. Well, now they're Simply Safe. They have completely changed the game.
Simply Safe has no long-term contracts, no hidden fees, no being trapped.
They earn your business by actually keeping you safe, not by.
by locking you in. Setting up is so easy. You customize your system at simplysafe.com. It ships to your door
in a few days. And with the app guided setup, you can have everything installed and armed in under an
hour. No technician needed. And it's not just a camera. It's a full ecosystem of sensors,
cameras for inside and outside, and 24-7 professional monitoring. If there's ever a break in,
a fire, or a flood, Simply Safe's agents are on it immediately. They were also named America's
best customer service by Newsweek, which honestly tracks. Right now, you can get 50% off your new
system by visiting simplysafe.com slash bones. That's half off at simplysafe.com slash bones.
There's no safe like SimplySafe. Service opens doors. And at American military university,
it can open doors for the whole family. If you have a loved one who's served in the military,
you may qualify for reduced tuition. AMU offers flexible online programs,
designed to fit your schedule so you can keep moving forward wherever life takes you.
Learn more at amu.
APUS.
Dot APUS.edu slash military.
Open doors to the future for you and your family with the help of American Military University.
That's AMU.
That's AMU.
APUS.
Dot E.D.U.
This story of the day.
This story comes to us from Napa, California.
Two women walked in.
to an Ulta beauty store, stole $3,600 worth of perfume, and they got away Scott free.
Only problem is they forgot to take the panties off their license plate.
They covered the license plate, drove away, and then, like, a few miles later, police officers
like, man, I can't see that license plate.
It's covered with panties.
I'm going to pull them over, and they found the perfume in the back seat.
I don't know.
A couple things.
One, yeah, if you commit a crime, you've got to follow through.
Two, every time he says panties, I cringe.
I know.
No, they really do.
There's a picture of the pants.
Pannies on the license point.
I know, but you're saying that word, it's weird to me.
What about when I say it?
Is it cringe-worthy when I said it just now?
Say it.
I mean, I don't love panties, but it's definitely different when you say it versus him.
A little unfair to him, but I completely agree.
Thank you.
I mean, sorry.
Also, did you see Dennis Rodman went into that yoga store?
Supposedly.
Allegedly, right?
Is it still allegedly?
Allegedly.
And did what?
And stole all that stuff?
No.
Why did that?
It was like a hot yoga place, him and some people went in.
and who saw the story?
I did, and it said that Dennis Rodman was used as the distractor.
Oh, well, I would be distracted by him.
As he was in there, they stole a bunch of stuff.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
What a bonehead.
Is Dennis Robbin that hard up?
I don't know.
I have no idea.
He's trying to sell yoga panties?
See, you weren't even weirded out by yoga panties.
I wasn't.
Yeah, I could say it.
No.
I'm good.
Lunchbox, say it.
Yoga panties.
Yeah, hey, Dennis Rodman?
Oh, man, they say his net worth is only $500,000.
Oh.
That's a, no, that's more, that's a lot.
And he shouldn't be stealing.
Mm-mm.
But he made, like, his net worth used to be like $29 million.
Yeah, but you still don't steal.
If you have a net worth of half a million dollars, you're good.
You don't need to be stealing no panties.
You can pay.
Sorry, sorry, I'm heaving.
All right, there you go.
Lunchbox, that's your bonehead?
Yeah, I'm Lunchbox.
That's your bonehead story of the day.
Folks, it's your buddy and my...
Mr. Bobby Bones.
Here's the question for you.
How often do you kiss your spouse?
Amy?
Well, if I see him every day, some sort of a kiss daily.
Once?
I mean, at least once.
How many times a day if you see him?
For sure, once.
Once, wow.
But on average more.
Guys, the heat is gone out of that.
Wow.
Not saying for sure once, but...
Lunchbox.
Oh, weekdays, at least three times.
Weekends.
at least six.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Well, because I don't see her very much
during the weekdays.
And you've been married a lot longer, Amy.
Yeah.
Are you talking about, like, making out or kissing?
Well, I'm picturing, like, the kiss you give
when you walk out the door.
Experts found the strongest relationships kissed
on a daily basis with the strongest kissing
at least three times a day.
Whoa!
Wow, lunchbox is right on.
How long have you been married lunchbox?
Almost four years.
Amy, you?
12.
Yeah.
You look back at lunch and go,
That's cute.
Would you ever get a face tattoo?
No.
No.
Because we have tattoos.
I have tattoos.
People ask me a lot what my tattoos are in.
On my arm, I have an H., which is my grandmother who adopted me for a part of my life and raised me for most of my life.
Her name was Hazel.
And I have a pH, which my mom's name was Pam, which, by the way, they put on American Idol on Mother's Day.
I forget to mention this.
Since it was Mother's Day at the end of the show, they put everybody's mom's name up instead of their
name and the credits. Oh. Yeah. And so everybody's mom's was up there at the end. That's cool.
And then I have the state of Arkansas on the back of my arm. I'm going to get another tattoo probably
in the next couple of months. I'm going to get the microphone. I said if I got put in the
Radio Hall of Fame, I would get it. Oh, yeah. And so, I know I have the word mirror ball
running the back of my arm too from winning dancing with the stars. Yeah. I mean, I got a regular
like nerdy sleeve going over here. Basically. Like not cool, but just a bunch of random
to all add up to things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Amy has what?
I have Joy in my mom's handwriting, and then right below that I have Espois, which means
Hope in Creel, which is my kid's first language.
I'm keeping it all to my right arm, all my tattoos.
Yeah, I'm all left.
So would you get neck?
No.
Right now my neck and face are off limits for tattoos.
You know, trends happen.
So maybe in 10 years, I don't know.
But right now, that's a big no-go.
I was reading this article about how they're having to do face tattoo removal.
Oh, people regretting it?
Yeah, and it's not so much they regret the tattoo, but people are judging them immediately.
Well, they didn't think about that before?
That's what I mean, that's what would hold me back for sure.
I don't want to like, yeah, I don't want it to affect my life or my career or anything.
This guy that owns a tattoo removal company, he says, hey, these face tattoo people are coming in all the time.
And it's like $400 a session, and it takes about six sessions to remove a tax.
So you're talking about $2,400 bucks and a lot of pain.
Wow.
And the people are coming in to get their faces and necks cleaned off.
I'm telling you, you see like Post Malone who, the head's under his eyes?
But not everybody can pull that off.
I don't even think he can pull it off if he wasn't, like, famous.
Exactly.
He never get a job.
Right.
He'd walk into Sonic and they'd say, sorry, we're not going to hire you.
Yeah, he got lucky.
He can do that.
There's a lot of musicians that they're able to pull off certain looks.
Are you getting tattooed again or no?
Yeah, I think so.
I still want to get something to do with I'll fly away somewhere, which is my mom.
mom's favorite him on my body.
Locash was supposed to be doing some drawing
because like their uncle wrote it
or great uncle or great grandfather
wrote that him or something.
And I, yeah, I don't know.
I need to get that update from them.
So you're going to let low cash design your next tattoo?
Well, yeah. I think they said they were going to.
They seem creative.
Or like a bird that represents
flying away, something like that.
Are they going to draw the bird?
I don't know.
Maybe I'll let my kids draw it.
They're going to educate Braburd.
Oh, boy.
I don't know.
I definitely, I want another one, yeah.
The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University,
an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University
based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona.
They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant.
Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo.
They shatter it.
At GCU, academically rigorous, industry-driven programs
are built to move at the speed.
of relevance with practical skills, career readiness, and opportunity for every learner. GCU believes
education shouldn't be a privilege, but an affordable path forward for all. Grounded in Christian
truth, GCU works to empower the next generation to lead with integrity, serve with purpose,
and help transform their communities, building a future that matters. GCU is purpose-driven
education. Take action. Find your purpose at GCU, private, Christian, affordable, nonprofit.
Visit gc u.edu to learn more.
Make every day feel epic in the all-new Hyundai Palisade hybrid.
The Palisade hybrid is packed full of features, cutting edge tech, and up to an EPA
estimated 619 miles of range on select trims and class leading interior space.
Available front and second row relaxation seats.
Available class exclusive blind spot view monitor.
Available class exclusive dash camera feature.
2.5T hybrid engine with up to an EPA estimate.
made at 619 miles of range on select trims, seating configurations for 7-8 passengers,
available H-track all-wheel drive so you can be ready to go anywhere in style,
including standard 100-watt USBC ports, available Bose 14 speaker audio,
and standard passenger talk driver intercom.
Learn more about the Hyundai Palisade at HyundaiUSA.com.
Call 562-3-4-603 for complete details.
All right, if you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company,
you know the drill.
expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years,
and waiting around for a technician to set everything up.
It's a lot.
Well, now they're SimplySafe.
They have completely changed the game.
SimplySafe has no long-term contracts, no hidden fees, no being trapped.
They earn your business by actually keeping you safe, not by locking you in.
Setting up is so easy.
You customize your system at simplysafe.com.
It ships to your door in a few days, and with the app-guided setup,
You can have everything installed and armed in under an hour.
No technician needed.
And it's not just a camera.
It's a full ecosystem of sensors, cameras for inside and outside, and 24-7 professional monitoring.
If there's ever a break-in, a fire, or a flood, SimpliSaf's agents are on it immediately.
They were also named America's Best Customer Service by Newsweek, which honestly tracks.
Right now, you can get 50% off your new system by visiting Simplysafe.com slash bones.
That's half off at simplysafe.com slash bones.
There's no safe like SimplySafe.
Service opens doors.
And at American Military University, it can open doors for the whole family.
If you have a loved one who served in the military, you may qualify for reduced tuition.
AMU offers flexible online programs designed to fit your schedule so you can keep moving forward wherever life takes you.
learn more at amu.
APUS.
Dot E-D-U-S-E-U-S-Military.
Open doors to the future for you and your family
with the help of American Military University.
That's AMU dot APUS.
Dot E-D-U-S-Military.
Someone asked me on Instagram how many kids I wanted.
I don't have any kids right now.
I'm 39 years old.
And I think I'd like two.
Yeah.
Two is a good number.
A boy and a girl
Or two boys
Probably two boys
For sure
So now you don't want a girl
Yeah no
I don't know how to raise girls
Okay well my dad didn't either
Yeah
We see how that turned out
And yeah
My mom raised me so
Well so it's like
I'm reading this story
About men's biological clocks
Apparently if you wait
And you're a dude
And you make babies in your 40s
Like the baby's not as healthy
Okay
But your dad was how old when he had you
Good question
40s
I was as young
I'm his youngest of four
and I have a brother
that's like way older than me
How old's your brother?
Your oldest brother
50 something
Yeah
Is that weird?
No what was
Well now that I'm older
It's not as weird
But what was weird
Was way back in the day
When my brother
brought home a girlfriend
That was older than my stepmom
Oh because okay
Let me lay this out for everybody
My stepmom was in her 20s
And your dad was
In his late 40s
Or something
Okay
I don't know
Exactly.
I'm guessing.
Jerry Springer, man.
I just know, I don't know that I have all the ages accurate.
Let's just say, I know that my brother brought a girl to dinner, and he was like a lot
older, and I was like in high school.
We were having dinner, and his girlfriend was like two years older than my stepmom.
But their ages all matched up.
But so technically, let's just put it this way.
My brother could have dated my stepmom, and it would have been no issue.
Even breaking it down further, your dad just dated someone way younger than it was.
Yes, very much.
And your dad was married how many times?
Four.
Shout out.
She was his fourth.
He went younger every time.
Including my mom.
My mom was his third.
Oh, is that right?
Yeah, because he was married to, so he's married to his first wife who was Judy.
And my mom's name's Judy, too.
So that didn't get confusing at all.
Had two kids.
Then he married some woman named Bobby Sue.
I don't know what she looks like.
Nobody knows who she is, but they were married.
There's no pictures of her.
And then he married my mom, Judy, number two.
Then they got divorced and he married Cricket.
And I don't know where she is now.
And she was my stepmom for like a really, really little.
They were together 20 years.
You don't keep in touch?
No, but like she would claim to like really like me and my sister.
Would you guys tell you to love each other?
No, no, no, no.
You and Cricket didn't share that?
No, but isn't that odd for someone to be your stepmom for like 20 years-ish?
And once they get a divorce, like I know, I know nothing.
The age thing is weird.
My mom, and she's not alive anymore, but she got pregnant with me when she was 15.
And so we were always super close in it.
And when I got older, it was just like we were almost the same age.
Yeah.
And that was always.
And I remember all the dudes would be like, your mom's hot.
Because she was just young.
Oh, yeah, that makes sense.
So that was weird.
Mm-hmm.
And my biological dad, who I don't know, I've only recently met, you know, he was 17.
And so I'm just used to having really young, not that I had a great relationship with them,
but knowing that my parents were really young, where yours were old.
Your dad was old.
Yeah, he was old or, because, I mean, he was on third marriage when he had me, and I was his last kid.
I have a half-brother.
I don't even know.
Do you want to get to know him?
I mean, sure, I guess.
Yeah, I don't even know.
I don't even know where he is.
Oh.
But it's like my biological dad's other kid.
Right.
Well, and it's because you don't have a relationship with your biological dad, so it's almost hard to have that.
Like, I have a relationship with my half-brother and half-sister because we all still have relationships with our dad.
Our family's so weird.
Are they, our family's weird?
Yeah.
Yes.
When you dive into anybody's family, it's just like, except for lunchboxes.
Oddly, it's like the most straightforward parents-a-old together.
Together, yeah.
Ooh, since they were 19 years old and they're 65 now, so you do the math, that's over my head.
I know, and they're all like super close and his siblings.
are super close, loving.
And he's the one with the normal family.
Yeah. I mean, is that weird?
The only thing they do in their family is weird is he kisses his dad on the lips.
Right.
And my mom, don't leave out my mom.
And his mom bades him when he's like...
That's true.
Late 20s.
Yeah, lunchbox was 28 and his mom was giving him a bubble bath, like a for real sponge bath.
Because he said he couldn't bathe himself.
It was a sponge bath because I had ankle surgery and I was not allowed to get my ankle
wet so I had to hang it out of the tub.
I had a very deep tub,
and so it was very dangerous for me.
I had to hold on to the sides, and she had to bathe me.
So your leg was like up.
Yeah, my leg was up.
You couldn't wash yourself.
No, because I would...
Did you wear a swimsuit?
Amy, how are you going to get clean in a swimsuit?
But again, he's one with a good family.
But both of your arms worked.
I don't know.
I don't get it.
Yeah, everything worked.
Amy, there's no reason he...
His mom should have been giving him a naked bath.
I know.
There's no reason.
Guys.
All right.
You guys are so weird.
She saw me naked when I was a kid, what's the difference?
Would you let her see you naked now?
Yeah.
She's my mom.
Wow.
Wow.
There you have it.
Yes, Bobby Bones show.
Hey, this is cool.
Now time for a segment called This Day in Country Music.
Here we go.
The Bobby Bones Show.
On this day in Country Music.
The trial of Tim McGraw and Kenny Chesney begins in upstate New York.
Do you know about that?
I don't.
The trial stemmed from a fight backstage at the George Strait Country Music Festival
in Buffalo a year earlier, while in Buffalo, New York, McGraw and Chesney became involved in a scuffle with police officers after Chesney attempted to ride a police horse.
Okay, now I remember. I was about to say, does this involve a horse?
Yeah. Police said, Kenny was given permission to sit on the horse, but not ride away.
Well, I mean.
Tim McGraw came to Chesney's aid after police officers nearby believe the horse was being stolen, and they tried to arrest Kenny Chesney.
Tim and Kenny have said it was all a misunderstanding, according to court papers.
Chesney told officers he had permission from a deputy's daughter to ride the horse.
A deputy's daughter?
And that he was going to turn around and come back after taking it into the performers area outside the stadium.
Interesting.
The deputy's daughter said she allowed Chesney to sit on the horse but not ride it away
and that he ignored her shouts to come back.
Tim and Kenny were arrested and charged with assault and later cleared.
And yes, there's a rumor of Chesney punching a horse.
Wow. That's the assault part. That was 18 years ago today on this stand 2001. The trial began. How cool of a trial to be sitting in? I'd go for seats in that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go. That's on this stand country music.
Here's Amy's pile of stories. So trendy toothpaste made with charcoal are likely a worst option for your teeth than traditional toothpaste. Did you ever brush your teeth with charcoal? I got on that a couple of years ago. It was like a... Not surprising. I know. I know. I try it all. I didn't really stick with it.
it but the claims were that it would help whiten your teeth and freshen your breath and all of that.
But dentists are now saying that's all completely unproven and they might even speed along tooth decay.
So just a heads up, you may want to like really look into it further if you're still brushing your teeth with charcoal.
You didn't look into it further.
You just did it?
Oh yeah.
I mean, all these health people that I follow on Instagram, they were doing it.
So I was like, why not?
Right.
Of course.
Duh.
All right.
What else?
Instagram approved.
So Burger King is testing a new traffic jammed.
delivery service, and they will straight up bring food right to your car on a motorcycle.
Oh, to your car?
Yeah, so if you're stuck in horrible traffic and you get hungry, you can order food from Burger
King and someone on a motorcycle will bring it right to your car.
That's super interesting because I was going to say delivery, that's not new.
You can postmates or Uber eats it.
Yeah, but on a moto.
Oh, no, and you're a car.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's cool.
So they rolled it out or they tested in Mexico City and hold on.
It's global.
But this is where they tested it out because there was bad traffic there,
and they saw a 63% jump in delivery orders in just one week.
So they're expanding to Los Angeles, Shanghai,
and then they'll figure out how it's going to work.
It'll never get to us at that rate.
Well, I mean, on Shanghai.
Are you calling that they're doing it in Shanghai?
So, but, I mean, are you thinking like Nashville traffic?
We'd need to order food?
Yeah, anywhere with traffic.
Every city feels like they have bad traffic.
Every single city is like, man, traffic really stinks.
But yeah.
And then how do they find the car, though?
Well, eventually, like, I think, don't you think it'll get to where maybe they do drones and they just drop food at your car?
Well, you said motorcycles and you said right now.
So I'm asking how they do it right now.
Oh, look, I don't have all of the details right now, but it says a motorcycle brings it right to your car.
I'm sure GPS, I'm in a red Ford Honda.
Yeah.
I'm imagine Ford Honda doesn't make sense.
You probably need to be more clear than that.
So Hallie Berry broke three ribs while doing stunts for John Wick's three.
So she's in that movie.
John Wick 3.
John Wick 3.
And what I found to be crazy is that she said, yeah, a rule of the movie is you have to do all your own stunts even during rehearsals.
So she broke three ribs.
Which, I mean, that movie's so intense.
I've only seen John Wick won.
But it was hardcore.
And that means Keanu Reeves did all his own stunts.
Yeah, and he did his 50s.
Crazy.
You know he's my favorite actor.
I do.
I mean, he's like, you say he's America's all-time best actor in the world.
That's right.
Close.
I do say Ford Honda, too, after this segment.
I know.
I love Keanu Reeves, and Amy was giving him a hard time yesterday.
He's like, what does he even do?
I know.
I pulled this clip from Keanu on the Colbert show, because I love Keanu Reeves.
Here you go.
Here they are talking.
What do you think happens when we die, Keanu Reeves?
I know that the ones who love us will miss us.
I didn't see this, obviously.
But why does it sound like he's crying?
Like, it looked like he sounded like they were laughing, but then he took a breath and then
with emotion.
Well, Colbert was trying to be funny and ask him a super deep question like you,
when you guys judge Keanu Reeves based on
hearing him talk once or twice
and Keanu took a second and goes, you know what?
I don't really know. What I do know is people miss you when you're gone.
And then Colbert had nothing to say because I wasn't expecting such a deep response to me.
Right. It was a powerful answer.
Yeah. All you hate it. All you Keanu haters.
But I didn't know if he was already emotional about something or if that was legit good acting.
Because that was impressive. He just took a deep breath.
Okay.
Anyway, I will go watch John Wick 3 and I'll be excited about it.
You know another movie that I was told to watch is, because I'm
went to Disney and I haven't seen it is inside out.
Oh, yeah, I haven't seen it. All the cartoons in the head, the brain.
Oh, it's a good one, Bones. You'd love it.
They're building a roller coaster at Disney when I was up there called the emotional
roller coaster. It's the newest ride and it's all inside out based. And I was like, I've never
seen Inside Out. And the girl I was like, oh, you would love it. It's like all the parts
of your mind like brain working with each other. And so, and it's like 98% positive
and rotten tomatoes. Mike D. just showed me.
Oh, okay. I'm going to have to, and I think my kid, I don't know if my kids have seen it off to add that to the list.
Eddie, you like that inside out?
Yeah, and I just saw it probably two months ago or so, but my kids loved it and then I finally watched it and they're right. It's really good.
But would I like it as an adult or would I just go, that's a good kid movie?
No, you'd like it, because it's actually really deep. Like you said, it's these emotions in the head that control every little thing in a body and they work together.
And sometimes things don't work out. And it's like, what's happening inside the head in the cartoon?
That was like me when I was watching Game of Thrones the other night.
I was just totally, I'm not going to spoil anything.
But also, we're coming to the point now with Game of Thrones where it's not spoiling.
This is a major event that you shouldn't have to hold out on.
Like, I avoided Twitter because I didn't want to get spoiled by it.
But it's like the Super Bowl.
It's always like, don't spoil the game.
You know, you just talk about it if it's a big life event.
Is that the episode where Aaron Rogers was in it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
In case people missed it or if they had.
Well, he was done like Chris Ableton was in.
it. Right. He just died in it. But if maybe
they still haven't caught up on that episode.
You won't even see him? You won't? Barely.
Oh, bummer. He did have a cameo as a soldier
I saw. Who died? Like Chris Aibleton did the week before.
Or two weeks before. Yeah, people, they're
just getting the episode like dying. They're on like one second,
but they got to say they were on Game of Thrones. Yeah, that's cool.
All right, there you go, Amy. Yeah, I'm Amy. That's my pile.
That was Amy's
pile of stories. The Bobby Bone
Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon
University, an affordable, private,
nonprofit Christian University
based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona.
They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant.
Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo.
They shatter it.
At GCU, academically rigorous, industry-driven programs
are built to move at the speed of relevance,
with practical skills, career readiness,
and opportunity for every learner.
GCU believes education shouldn't be a privilege,
but an affordable path forward for all.
Grounded in Christian truth,
GCU works to empower the next generation to lead with integrity,
serve with purpose, and help transform their communities,
building a future that matters.
GCU is purpose-driven education.
Take action.
Find your purpose at GCU, private, Christian, affordable, nonprofit.
Visit gCU.edu to learn more.
Make every day feel epic in the all-new Hyundai Palisade Hybrid.
The Palisade Hybrid is packed full of features,
cutting-edge tech, and up to an EPA estimate.
at 619 miles of range on select trims and class leading interior space.
Available front and second row relaxation seats.
Available class exclusive blind spot view monitor.
Available class exclusive dash camera feature.
2.5T hybrid engine with up to an EPA estimated 619 miles of range on select trims.
Seeding configurations for 7.8 passengers.
Available H-track all-wheel drive so you can be ready to go anywhere in style.
including standard 100 watt USBC ports,
available Bose 14 speaker audio
and standard passenger talk driver intercom.
Learn more about the Hyundai Palisade
at HyundaiUSA.com.
Call 562-314-4603 for complete details.
All right, if you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company,
you know the drill.
Expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years,
and waiting around for a technician to set everything up.
It's a lot.
Well, now they're simply safe.
They have completely changed the game.
SimplySafe has no long-term contracts, no hidden fees, no being trapped.
They earn your business by actually keeping you safe, not by locking you in.
Setting up is so easy.
You customize your system at SimplySafe.com.
It ships to your door in a few days, and with the app guided setup,
you can have everything installed and armed in under an hour.
No technician needed.
And it's not just a camera.
It's a full ecosystem of sensors, cameras for inside and out,
and 24-7 professional monitoring.
If there's ever a break-in, a fire, or a flood,
Simplysafe's agents are on it immediately.
They were also named America's best customer service by Newsweek,
which honestly tracks.
Right now, you can get 50% off your new system
by visiting Simplysafe.com slash bones.
That's half off at simplysafe.com slash bones.
There's no safe like SimpliSafe.
Service opens doors.
and at American Military University,
it can open doors for the whole family.
If you have a loved one who served in the military,
you may qualify for reduced tuition.
AMU offers flexible online programs
designed to fit your schedule
so you can keep moving forward
wherever life takes you.
Learn more at AMU.
APUS.org slash military.
Open doors to the future for you and your family
with the help of American Military University.
That's AMU.
dot edu slash military
It's time for the good news
With Bobby
Tell me something good
A high school senior in Florida
named Isrea Canada
Has struggles since she was 14
as being homeless
But she showed up for school every day
She'll be graduating soon
And plans to attend college in the fall
Which by the way, by itself is a huge achievement
A local nonprofit
called Marjorie's Hope heard about the story
and surprised her with a brand new car.
They also, because they knew they can't just give her a car,
like how she's going to pay her insurance.
Paid her insurance and the cost of oil changes for six months.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, and to help with college, she was given a $2,000 scholarship.
That's legit.
They thought of it all.
They did.
So good for her because she's not coming from the easiest of circumstances
and still showed up and graduated and did well is going to college
and good for this Marjorie's hope because they're helping people out.
So that's fantastic.
I love that story.
And that is what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
Folks, it's your buddy and mine.
Mr. Bobby Bones.
Let me know.
I'm a transmitting.
A couple things.
One, Amy's Morning Corny coming up in just a second.
Also, the big raging idiots tour announcement, that's Eddie and myself, coming up
just a second.
But it looks like right now, Keith Urban is on the phone.
Hey, Keith.
Hey, what's that, Bobby?
Let me ask you the big pressing question.
Because I know Keith Urban's on and time is limited with Keith.
He's a superstar.
The question that everybody wants to know, are you ready?
I don't know if you can handle it this early.
Is Old Town Road a country song?
The song, I think the song is country.
Now, if you're talking about the recording, they're different things.
Is the song, Keith Urban, yes or no, we have to classify it.
Is it country or not?
Yeah, but I'm not going to be click-baited into that.
Oh.
I am not.
I am not.
I'm not, because you've got to separate a song from a recording.
Okay, so you're not giving an answer.
Yeah, you do. You're not giving an answer.
No, I'm not going to even answer that.
It depends who sang the song.
Okay, when you sing the song like you did, is it country?
It's country-er.
Okay, all right, fair enough.
Keith Urban's on the phone.
Hi, Amy.
Hi.
I want to follow up with the story that we talked about where you had to get in an Uber and there was bad weather at the airport.
Like, tell me what really happened.
Yeah, that's true. We were supposed to land in West Palm Beach for a festival there,
and they closed the West Palm Airport and diverted the plane to Miami. We got out of Miami,
and they closed that airport, and we were not going to make it to the show. So we got an Uber,
and the band and I piled into this Uber, and I tailed it up the freeway to West Palm Beach.
Now, my questions were, one, how fast did the car go? And two, did you say,
I'm Keith Urban, it's okay if you go fast because I can get us out of a ticket.
Well, first of all, the guy didn't speak any English.
That's the first thing.
Okay.
And I don't imagine he knew who I was or why he would know who I am or anything like that.
It was just passenger with a couple of guys.
So no.
He just took it upon himself to get us there swiftly.
Did you hit triple digits, though, in the speed?
No, we never hit triple digits.
Okay.
And did you tip him?
I exaggerated a little bit.
Was it your app on your phone?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And what did you tip the Uber driver?
Do you even have Uber?
Oh, yeah, of course.
Yes.
You have, okay, so have you now, okay, this time around, he didn't speak English.
He likely maybe didn't know who you were.
But if you've used Uber before, has there ever been the time where you've gotten in
and your driver has to be like, oh my gosh, your key.
You are Keith Irvin.
No.
I haven't had that happen.
Oh, they played it cool.
Okay.
Yeah, that's what I do around you.
I just play it cool all the time.
Yeah, totally.
Keith Urban's on with us right now,
and the occasion is you have a new song that's out today.
Now, let me see if I have this right.
This song is called We Were.
I think that fact is correct, right?
Secondly, as I'm looking at the notes here,
because I love to see who produces songs,
and you and one of my dear friends, Dan Huff,
produced this song.
Is that correct?
Correct.
And it was written by,
now tell me if this is true.
Ryan Tendell, Jeff Hyde, and Eric Church,
the artist Eric Church.
Is that true?
Yes.
How do you get an Eric Church written song?
It just got sent to me, not by Eric, but by someone who finds songs for me.
And I didn't know he was a writer, which was really cool because it wasn't until we'd recorded the song.
It was all done.
And I found that after the fact.
And I called Eric and I'm like, dude, I just cut this song.
He was thrilled.
And I said, I had no idea that you were a right.
writer on it. And he said, well, that's even better because it means you really love the song.
I did. I love the song.
Look at this. All of our favorite country stars are working together, not even knowing it.
It's like a secret society.
Keith Urban's on with us right now. Okay, you won the CMA entertainer of the year and the ACM
entertainer of the year, both. How surprised were you versus how surprised you looked on screen?
Because you look super surprised, but a little bit where you like, I got this.
Oh, God, no. No, that's legit, Bobby. I mean, I can't stress that enough.
legit. My reaction was exactly how I felt inside.
Did you, did you, afterward? How do you celebrate?
We, we went to the record company party and, you know, because that's a big, massive team
effort. And I just wanted to thank everybody and celebrate with everyone. And then we went
home. Pretty low, kind of low key. I'm going to be honest with you. Or smart.
Smart. When you didn't give me a big thanks on stage, I was very disappointed. I thought,
this was our year. I thought, you know, if anyone discovered Keith, he's
It's me, you know?
Yeah, I know.
You were just a new artist when I found you.
You were just, you're at the airport, playing on the pedestal.
People were just standing around with their bags.
And you believed in this.
I did.
I did.
Yeah.
All right.
You did, man.
Listen, you know I love you.
You know, I have to ask you all the hard questions, though, when I get you on.
I'm going to play the new song right now.
We were.
And so we've been playing it all morning, and we're going to play it here again.
And I can't wait to see it face to face again.
And the great thing is, we don't even talk shop when we're together face-to-face.
We're just friends.
But when you come on the show, I ask you the hard-hitting questions.
One more time is Old Town Road to Country Song, Keith Urban.
Are you doing Idol next year?
Oh, boy, here we go.
Oh, deflect.
Nice.
You know what?
You don't answer my questions?
I don't answer yours.
How about that?
If there is an Idol next year?
It got renewed yesterday.
Oh.
Just kidding.
There you go.
I knew that.
Yes.
I will be back for Idol next year.
Yes.
Fantastic.
Is Old Town Road to Country Song, Keith Urban?
It can be.
Okay.
Fantastic.
I love the answer.
Good to talk to you, Keith.
Love you, Bobby.
Love you, Amy.
Thanks, guys.
See you later, dude.
Bye.
Bye.
The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University,
an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona.
They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant.
Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo.
They shatter it.
At GCU, academically rigorous.
industry-driven programs are built to move at the speed of relevance, with practical skills,
career readiness, and opportunity for every learner. GCU believes education shouldn't be a privilege,
but an affordable path forward for all. Grounded in Christian truth, GCU works to empower the next
generation to lead with integrity, serve with purpose, and help transform their communities,
building a future that matters. GCU is purpose-driven education. Take action. Find your purpose,
at GCU, private, Christian, affordable nonprofit.
Visit gCU.edu to learn more.
Make every day feel epic in the all-new Hyundai Palisade hybrid.
The Palisade Hybrid is packed full of features,
cutting-edge tech, and up to an EPA estimated 619 miles of range
on select trims and class-leading interior space.
Available front and second-row relaxation seats.
Available class-exclusive blind spot view monitor.
Available class exclusive dash camera feature,
2.5T hybrid engine with up to an EPA estimated 619 miles of range
on select trims, seating configurations for 7-8 passengers,
available H-track all-wheel drive so you can be ready to go anywhere in style.
Including standard 100-watt USBC ports,
available Bose 14 speaker audio and standard passenger talk driver intercom.
Learn more about the Hyundai Palisade at HyundaiUSA.com.
Call 562-3-4-603 for complete.
complete details. All right, if you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company,
you know the drill, expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years, and
waiting around for a technician to set everything up. It's a lot. Well, now they're Simply
Safe. They have completely changed the game. Simply Safe has no long-term contracts, no hidden fees,
no being trapped. They earn your business by actually keeping you safe, not by locking you in.
Setting up is so easy. You customize your system at simplysafe.com. It ships to your door in a few days. And with the app guided setup, you can have everything installed and armed in under an hour. No technician needed. And it's not just a camera. It's a full ecosystem of sensors, cameras for inside and outside and 24-7 professional monitoring. If there's ever a break-in, a fire, or a flood, SimplySafe's agents are on it immediately. They were also named America's best customer service by,
Newsweek, which honestly tracks. Right now, you can get 50% off your new system by visiting
Simplysafe.com slash bones. That's half off at simplysafe.com slash bones. There's no safe like
SimplySafe. Service opens doors. And at American Military University, it can open doors for the
whole family. If you have a loved one who served in the military, you may qualify for reduced tuition.
AMU offers flexible online programs designed to fit your schedule.
so you can keep moving forward wherever life takes you.
Learn more at amu.
APUS.edu slash military.
Open doors to the future for you and your family
with the help of American Military University.
That's AMU.
dat APUS.org slash military.
A little late, but we're still going to get that morning corny in.
Here we go.
The morning corny.
What do clouds wear?
under their pants. What do clouds wear under their pants? Thunderwear. Ah, there it is. Yes,
yes, there it is. Thank you very much. That was the morning corny. Pretty good one. Hey, let me say
this now. It is now time to announce to my tour, the Raging Idiots Tour. Give me some,
announce some music, please. Ah, yes. So we haven't toured in, like a year and a half, maybe two years.
We're putting out a record on Friday. Maybe you've heard our new songs, Hobby Lobby Bobby and Jesus
knows. But producer Eddie and myself, The Raging Idiots, are going to do 14 cities on our
It's Just the Two of Us, Sorry, Tour, and also will be Walker Burroughs for American Idol and
Emma Klein. And so I'll just list you down the cities real quick. Denver, Chicago, San Antonio,
Austin, Amarillo, El Paso, St. Louis, Oklahoma City, Little Rock, Richmond, Virginia,
Wilmington, Delaware, Tulsa, Oklahoma, Las Vegas, and Louisville, Kentucky.
That'll be our tour.
It'll be comedy and music.
And I hope you come out.
Tickets go on so Friday at Raging Eddietz.com.
Anything you like to say, Amy?
I mean, I'm excited.
I hope I get to come to one of them, one of the stops.
I can get tickets to all of them for 10% off tickets.
If I go to all?
No, no.
You want any tickets.
I'll get 10% off to any show.
Perfect.
Okay.
Thank you.
I mean, I want to support.
We got to eat.
Yeah, I know.
I'm all about that.
Eddie, how do you feel about that?
Man, it's been a while since we've been to a lot of these cities,
and I'm so excited to see these.
people again.
Cannot wait.
It sounds like he's doing a soundbite.
He's like, thanks for asking, Bones.
Actually, Bobby.
Yeah, but we're coming.
Tickets on sell Friday.
Our record comes out Friday, too,
if you're going to strain that or download that.
But yeah, Raging Idiots.com.
And then Walker Burroughs is the kid
from American Idol.
He made like top six.
Red hair.
It looked like Harry Potter.
So he's probably too good to play with us.
But, yeah, everybody should come out.
There's our list of cities.
Bobbybones.com's got the info too.
And that being said, we shall be done.
as they would say.
I had the world's most expensive cup of coffee.
It is for a cup, $75.
Okay, what in the world makes it $75?
I know.
There's a local coffee roaster in Los Angeles
and you can get a cup of coffee there for $75.
Clatch Coffee Roasters is using the super exclusive
Elida Gisha 803 beans.
Which, by the way, they cost over $800 a pound.
Wow.
I'm not a big coffee guy.
I'll drink a little bit now.
When I went and was dancing on TV,
I started to drink a little bit.
I don't like it that much.
So I wouldn't spend this kind of money on coffee
because I'm not a coffee lover.
Even to try it,
like, I wouldn't even get in a pool,
like with five friends.
No, because I don't enjoy coffee enough
to even know it would be good.
Like cake or one of these hamburgers?
You might.
Like a hundred-old hamburger
and like five of us got together
and we've got to try this.
I would do that, but not for coffee.
The owner of Clatch says it only owns
10 pounds of this coffee being.
because it's all that's available.
Only 80 cups are available right now.
75 bucks a cup.
So it's legit just because of the bean.
There's no like gold flakes on top?
Yeah, yeah, there's no gold or...
Gold-coated cinnamon.
No?
None of that?
Okay.
Yeah, no mystical whipped cream, a truffle.
Interesting.
Yeah.
Are you a coffee lover?
I mean, I love coffee.
We drink it black?
Yes.
Yeah.
It's just so bitter.
I mean, I worked my way to black, though.
Yeah.
Start there.
Good for you.
I posted a picture on my Instagram of Sharnah, my dance partner from Dancing with Stars and myself, and we had dinner the other night.
I didn't think much about it.
Did you think my caption was scandalous?
Oh, you called her like a hot redhead or something?
Yeah, I wrote.
I mean, I didn't because I knew, but I was like, I did have a split second in my head where I was like, is he trying to...
No, I didn't think anything about it.
I wrote.
Make people think they're dating.
dinner, a mini mirror ball, and a hot Aussie.
Oh, there you go.
Yeah.
And then everybody was going, what do you want to do?
I did win that little mirror ball in the claw machine backstage at American Idol.
I was the only one to win that thing all season long.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
And then I took in all my interviews afterward.
And they were like, why are you carrying this around?
And I said this.
I'm not going to say, but let me just say, Dance with the Stars comes back this fall.
And so those people printed that I may be back on, which I'm not.
Bobby Bones Show.
There's a new Elton John movie coming out called Rocket Man.
comes out May 31st and it's a biopic and this actor's name's Terran Eagerton and he talks about
how he had to spend the last six months with the receding hairline so he had to shave it every day
back two and a half inches on his head and he said he shaved it every day and because of that his hair
thinned out oh really so now he doesn't have all his hair because he kept having to shave it every
day that's a bummer he said it was just horrible they had to reshave it every single day
I look like Krusty the clown and so he's the guy oh he's from that uh
The clings,
where they're all, all those people in that group?
Is it called the clingsman?
The Kingsman.
The Kingsman. That's what it is.
Okay.
You ever see that?
Even the previews?
No.
Good looking, dude.
Okay.
That being said, I'm reading all about these people who did this method acting.
And Daniel Day Lewis played Abraham Lincoln.
He spent, listen to this, a year studying and thinking about Lincoln's voice.
Just thinking about what his voice was on like.
And to hold on to the voice, he never stopped talking in it.
Between takes, after filming was over,
And he made people call him Lincoln.
How annoying.
How annoying, right?
Like when he walks in, do you have to stand up because he's the president?
Daniel Day Lewis said he felt a great sadness when the movie was over.
And he spent time convincing himself afterward that he wasn't actually Lincoln because he started to think he was.
Oh my gosh.
That's intense.
Yeah.
While filming, he'd even text people, including Sally Field, who played his wife, and sign it with an A, like Abraham.
Wow.
Like, he was dialed in.
And good for us because we got to get the fruits of his labor.
It would have been annoying to be around him.
For sure.
He did another movie called My Left Foot, where he played a rider and a painter named Christy Brown.
And because of that, he stayed in a wheelchair the whole time.
And he insisted on visiting restaurants in a wheelchair.
He had to be lifted across lighting cables on set.
Like, he lived...
He wouldn't get out at all.
Even for like hair and makeup?
His foot was down and out.
He was playing it.
He had no foot in real life.
And so he take a shower and like...
Amy, I'm telling you, his foot didn't work.
Wow. Wow.
Jim Carrey is Andy Kaufman.
So when he was going to become Andy Kaufman, who's a really crazy comedian back in the day,
he said that he would communicate telepathically with Andy Kaufman.
And he lived the character too.
He had to be called Andy on set.
And anyway.
I mean, I guess it works because those are two cases in which their roles really portrayed the person.
Jamie Fox when he played Ray Charles and Ray.
He had prosthetic eyelids put over his eyes, so he was blind the whole time.
Stop.
Yeah, in the first two weeks of filming, he suffered panic attacks from the prosthetics.
He said, imagine having your eyes glued shut for 14 hours a day.
I can't.
He did that.
He shed 30 pounds and then blinded himself.
And then finally, Christian Bale, who played Dick Cheney and Vice, which is that
was a fantastic movie.
He put on 40 pounds of fat and also just worked out his neck.
all day, so his neck would be big and fat.
I'm going to hit the gym.
He just did neck exercises.
Because he can't work out anything else or he'd lose weight, maybe.
He had to make that neck look big.
Yeah.
And not just his belly.
Got it.
So he did neck workouts and gained 40 pounds.
Because he's 44, and he had to look like a guy that was 77.
Did he make people call him dick?
They probably called him that anyway.
Did you hear his clips when he was on...
Good for you.
Good one, bud.
Thank you.
I set him up.
You did, Amy.
Good job, good job.
I don't think she did it on purpose.
I didn't.
You're the comedian.
There was Mark Zuckerberg
whenever they did that movie.
Jesse Eisenberg, right?
You played Mark Zuckerberg?
There was a whole thing about him too.
Do you know Mark Zuckerberg
is his birthday today?
He's worth $70 billion.
And how old is he like $12?
35.
Wow.
35.
He's still younger than us, yeah.
Worth $70 billion.
$10. Remember how good the social network was that movie when it came out in 20s?
Really good. It was awesome, huh? Anyway, I thought that was a fun story. So there you have it, folks.
That being said, are you good, by the way? I'm good, yeah. I just keep thinking if you were to
ever get into acting, let's say you add that to your list. Would you make us like, do you think
you would adopt that method? Because I feel like you might and then we would have to. Amy, he would
and we just couldn't be friends anymore. We would have to be like, because then we would have to be like,
Because then we would be like, Bobby, and you probably legit wouldn't answer us until we were like...
Bobby, you're not George Washington right now.
Yeah.
For a yes, I am.
Are you coming over for dinner?
I will.
The thing is, is that there is a little something coming up.
Acting?
A little acting.
Yeah, I can't talk much about it right now.
That's all I'll say for now.
Is it a role or is it you?
I'm not going to say right now.
I'm not going to say right now.
Don't worry about that.
If it's a role, just y'all, we have to brace ourselves.
All right.
Are we good?
It's time for the good news
With Amy
Samantha Call is a school bus driver in New York
And she's being called a hero
Because she responded so quickly to a kid that was about to get off her bus
But she saw that a car had come around
And was speeding through
So as the doors were opening on the bus
She grabbed the kid's hoodie
Pulled him back in the bus and was like, don't go
Because you know when a school bus stops
They have the little stop sign that goes down
It's like, do not pass.
this bus because there's kids unloading and could be getting on, getting off, whatever,
and this car went around it and luckily she saw it and literally in the video you can see him
going. She pulls his hoodie, pulls him back. So also this is just a reminder as that is exactly
why you should never pass a school bus when the stop arm thingy is down. And you get a big fat
ticket too. Yeah. And you should. A big old fat ticket. But good for her for doing that. That's a good
one. That's what it's all about right there.
That was tell me something good.
Folks, it's your buddy and mine.
Mr. Bobby Bones.
Let's go.
We're transmitting across America.
This is the Bobby Boll.
Hey, do you ever have to, like, hide your credit card or do you ever use your credit card
too much where you're like, like, I got to chill?
Like, hide it from myself.
Yeah.
No.
Here's a trick to keep you from using your credit card for all of our listeners out there
that sometimes are like, oh, I've got to put this thing away.
Right.
Because it doesn't seem like real money.
you're just swiping a guard.
It comes back later in it's real money.
Yeah, and then you get a bill.
Take your credit card and put it in a cup of water
and then put that cup of water in the freezer.
The hassle of pulling out a block of ice
and thawing it is enough to cut your credit card use down a lot.
Wow, yeah, that'll work.
But now that everything's saved digitally.
Right.
You can just, you know, pay elsewhere.
Put your phone in the freezer in a cup of water.
That's not going to work.
But yeah, like Amazon, if you want to shop there,
your credit cards attached.
Take your computer,
put it in a cup of water.
Bobby Boneshow.
All right, so this woman's getting married,
and she asked her maid of honor
to not get a boob job
after the wedding.
Wow.
Because the maid of honor was going to get
new boobs, and she was like,
you need to wait because I don't want them
in the pictures.
Oh, because I need to look the best.
How do you feel about that?
I mean, as a bride,
I would never ask my bridesmaids
to hold off on whatever their life.
Like, I'm not going to disrupt their life
because they're in my wedding.
I don't care.
I mean, my bridesmaids, if they're prettier than me or have a better body than me, okay, well, that's fine.
I'm proud of them.
I would not ask them to do that.
Lunchbox?
Listen, I love the boobs, okay?
I love it.
But the thing is, you are trying to steal the bride's day by having these assets poking out of your dress and everybody going, man, those look different.
They look a lot bigger than they did two weeks ago.
You can't do it.
If you're that bridesmaid, you have to wait until after the wedding or say,
I can't be a bridesmaid.
Is that a thing where brides are worried that someone's going to look better than they do?
According to these stories we bring up here sometimes, it seems to me.
You had a bunch of dudes in your wedding, though.
I did.
Well, I had bridesmaids and bridesmen.
So, yeah, I had five girls and three guys that stood behind them.
Yeah, and I didn't ask them to hold off on any of their procedures.
You didn't ask them on their wiener surgery to hold off?
Yeah.
I was like, do whatever you want.
It's fine.
Can you guys hold off on the ding-dong?
I didn't feel sorry for them, though, because all my husband's groomsmen made fun of them.
Oh, because the groomsmen were men.
Yeah.
But the bridesmen were not.
They're like, wear your dresses, like stuff like that.
I was like, don't listen to them.
They're just jealous.
That's funny.
I wasn't in your wedding, but we'd only just started working together.
We were like friends for like, no.
I, yeah.
You did introduce this and you're like, you introduced.
You're the first person that called us husband and wife and said our new names, like,
Mr. and Mrs. Brown and we walked in
holding hands. So, that was
still a thing I had to assign to someone
and I gave it to you. I felt like you gave me
that. Yeah, I feel like you did. It was a charitable gift. Well, I mean, at this
point, you would have been a bridesmaid, okay? Or a groom, a bridesman.
Would I have? A bridesman. You had bridesmen.
Yeah, bridesmen. Were they matching
the girls? Yeah, they had a different
Their tux was a little bit different than
the groomsmen. Like their tie, I think, matched
the dresses of my girls, which was red.
By the way, we announced,
earlier today that Eddie and I are going on tour
starting in July. It's the Raging Idiots. It's just
the two of us, sorry tour. And so
we're going to come out. It's comedy and music. And the cities are
Denver, Chicago, San Antonio, Austin, Amarillo, El Paso,
St. Louis, Louis, Oklahoma City, Little Rock, Richmond, Virginia,
Wilmington, Delaware, Tulsa, Las Vegas, and Louisville, Kentucky. Tickets
go on sale on Friday. Pretty much nailed that, huh?
Yeah. That Ragingidits.com. And we're bringing out
Walker Burrows with us from American Idol. He was one of the top
six, the red-haired kid with the glasses
and then Emma Klein.
So we can't wait to see everybody out there.
Tickets on Friday at Raging Idiots.com.
Are you doing a bikini or are you doing a one piece of summer?
I currently have a bikini, but I did see a super awesome one piece on Instagram.
I didn't see on your Instagram you in a swimsuit when you were at the beach.
No, because it was still kind of cold.
Like it was, the water was cold.
I wasn't getting in it.
My son did.
My daughter did a little bit.
But I was like on a towel with a friend hanging out.
And we had on sweatshirts and leggings.
Yeah.
Are you going to, do you post pictures?
of you on social media in a bikini?
I haven't really.
I did have some memory pop up when you did it once.
Like there was some bikini picture from like, I don't know, five years ago of me
jumping on a trampoline with like my nephew and you posted it online.
And I was like, oh my gosh.
I can't believe like we were like you did that and it was okay.
Like now I couldn't imagine posting a picture of me in a bikini.
But maybe.
There's an underboob bikini.
Oh yeah.
That a lot of people are wearing.
Oh, I've been seeing those on Instagram too.
And I'm like, what?
This is really a trend and it is.
So apparently it's just a bikini,
but you see all the bottom part of the...
Right.
The triangle like sits right above
to where like the bottom half is kind of hanging out.
And it's like trendy.
Sort of like when the thong used to hang out of the pants.
Yeah.
It was like, okay.
I mean, not okay, but on trend.
That's what this is.
Would you ever wear an underboob bikini?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
I'm too old.
I can't do it.
No.
And I want...
Good.
Okay.
So, yeah.
I just, I've even seen some friends post pictures that I, that are like really, you know, into trends.
And they can pull it off, but I can't.
What do you think about those swimsuit bottoms for girls that are like the high up waist?
Oh, cute.
High-wasted.
I saw My Heart Radio post picture, Demi Lovato, and she was wearing those really high-waisted bikini.
Yeah, they're like retro.
I like that.
Yeah.
To me, it looks a little dated.
Mm-hmm.
I think the Kardashians started wearing those.
was like last year?
Maybe I'll have to go try one of those on.
Yeah, but a lot of them are like thongs,
and you would never wear a thong in the beach.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
There was a girl at the beach like playing sand volleyball,
and she was literally wearing a thong.
My daughter was like, wear her pants.
Where are her pants?
Because, I mean, I wear, like, underwear.
Like, I have thong underwear,
and my daughter freaks out at it.
Like, she doesn't understand.
Like, she, it blows her mind.
She doesn't even get it.
But I'm like, it's fine.
It's under your clothes.
It just helps my clothes fit better.
It's under your clothes.
So when she saw it as a swimsuit, she couldn't even handle it.
She basically thought the girl was out there naked, which she sort of was.
And she was like jumping all around, like playing volleyball.
And I was like, whoa.
Relax, me, ma.
Okay.
I know.
But, I mean, her body was amazing.
She could pull it off.
Like, I could never.
But, yeah.
I mean, it's, yeah, some girls can just wear that and it's fine, I guess.
So you're telling us no under-boob bikinis and no thongs this summer.
Not for me.
Not this summer.
Then you're the grinch of summer.
I'm normally late to all the trends, though, so give me another couple years.
I don't think that's going to be the case.
Just kidding, just kidding.
You know, yesterday we're talking about the, I think the Delta Airlines flight where the girl tried to push the door open while they're up in the air.
Yeah.
There's another one that came out today.
A passenger reportedly tried to hit a stewardess with a flight extinguisher and then ran up to the door and tried to push it open while threatening to kill everyone on the flight.
Oh, my goodness.
What?
Where was it going?
Oh, we don't know?
Up in the air.
Well, the other one was, well, yeah, a lot of times I like it when they're far, far away,
but the one yesterday was like, you know, going to New York.
No, these are normal people.
According to passengers on the flight who witnessed the event,
the man started yelling at the cabin crew in passengers and then throwing cups on the floor
in the middle of the flight.
He then allegedly attempted to open one of the plane's doors.
At the point, several passengers intervened, causing him to act even more aggressively.
Wow.
At that point, other passengers jumped into help.
They restrained him and held him.
for 45 minutes. That's a long time
to hold someone down. Yeah, what was up with that?
In the video taken of the incident,
the suspect can be heard insulting passengers and
threatening to burn down their houses and kill them all.
Oh my gosh.
Nice threat.
In the footage, he says, I will literally
fight every one of you and kill you.
Don't think I'm joking. I will kill every one
of you. When the plane lands,
police took them into custody. The pastor's
been banned from flying with an airline again.
Yeah, that's scary. I mean, that's fun
to see if nothing bad really happens.
And he doesn't like hunt you down later.
That's true.
I wouldn't post a video.
Me neither.
I'd be like, never mind.
I'd probably build a secondary account and post it under that name.
Or put you post a video but put a little emoji that hide your face.
Like you do with the girls you date.
I don't do that.
I've done that like twice.
I had to have that conversation with the girl though.
Oh, really?
I was like, I'm not.
Because we had taken some pictures and we were both in the picture and I was like,
I'm not posting this and you can't post this.
And it was just like because I don't think you understand.
what will happen. And she was like, what do you mean? I said once, I just mentioned that I met a
flight attendant. And our listeners found the airline, found the flight, found the Facebook page,
tracked her. It is a mess. Yeah. So that's why I tell you what's happened with me, but never with
them. Gotcha. I know. Why are you looking? No, I mean, because yeah, you're right. They would find
them. I mean, I don't always, I'm not always able to find them, but a recent one I was able to find
and I think because I was with a friend
so we found it like a fun game
like let's see if you can find it
and she's actually the one that found it
really fast. It was actually
I was impressed with her skills
and yeah so listeners would probably
it would be easy for them to find her.
You know who's pretty good at stalking
is Morgan number two?
Yeah.
She's our digital girl and she can find somebody
just like give her the vowel
in her name and like a piece of hair
and she'll find their home address.
Sometimes you know a good clue is like
bracelets.
What?
Well sometimes if you're
you've covered a face or let's
say a face is covered like you can
zoom in and see their jewelry
and then you can like zoom in
and see jewelry and other photos? No,
I'm just giving tips. That's not psycho.
Morgan number two, am I right?
You're right. You can find everything
by just a little tiny detail.
All right. Enough of you too. A freckle.
A nail color.
Okay, enough.
The Bobby Bone Show.
I was watching this show on the
last night called Tales from the Tour Bus.
Eddie ever see that? No. What's it about? Well it's country music and Mike Judge
season one did all these cartoons about the history of country music and people
and I watched Johnny Paycheck and I watched
George Jones and Tammy Wynette. It's really good. Oh, it's
animated, like King of the Hill. Yeah. It's the same guy who did that and Beavis
and Butthead. Oh, okay. Did Mike Judge do Beavis and Butthead? Yes, he did, right?
it's so good
and I just stumbled
you ever seen on Mike D
is you like it
it's good
it's good for like music history
and the first season's all country music
and the second season's like
R&B
it's like James Brown and stuff
so I'd recommend that
we're talking about shows that we like
that's always a thing
yeah it's fantastic
so some of the country ones
Wayland Jennings has two parts
George Jones
Jerry Lee Lewis
Billy Joe Shaver
it's good
that's all I'll say
I was watching some of that on the plane
last night
What's up? Let's see, we're going to wrap this up today, Amy.
Oh, I think just music day with the kids.
They were back, you know, they missed school yesterday.
We took them out of school because we were traveling.
But back to the grind today, so I'll probably pick them up, and then we'll head to music.
Back to the grind?
Back to the grind.
I made sure they understood that they were missing school, and that was like a really big deal.
Oh, back to their grind.
Because I feel like you've been working.
Oh, yeah, not my grind, their grind.
Like, I was like, y'all do realize, like, how cool.
Mom is and dad because we let y'all miss school on Monday.
But we did homework on the flight there to California and the flight home.
So I feel like they still had school.
I was looking at your answer story.
And when your daughter was burying your son in the sand, I laughed out loud.
It buried him all the way up to his neck.
I thought it was so funny.
She dug the biggest hole while he was out playing the ocean.
And then right when he came back, she goes, Stevenson, get in.
This will be fun.
And he did.
And he got right in.
and she poured the sand right on top
until he literally couldn't move.
He's like, ugh, I can't move, I can't move.
What do you have going on?
Well, Jada Marcus from Rascal Flats is coming by the house later.
Oh, cool.
We're going to do a Bobbycast.
So that'd be good.
Just kind of catching up.
I've been gone for the past four or five days
and I'm gone again later this week for American Out of the finale.
Yeah.
Which is going to be fun because John Party's coming and playing.
And Dan and Shay are going to come play.
Oh, that's fun.
And Weezer's going to come play.
Wow.
You love that.
Yeah, it's like, I'm going to be in heaven.
That being said, we also announced our Raging Idiots Tour, Eddie and myself.
We can't wait to see you.
We announced 14 cities.
It's called It's Just the Two of Us Sorry Tour.
And also Walker Burroughs from American Idol is going to play with us.
So it's kind of a comedy music show.
Denver, Chicago, San Antonio, Austin, Amarillo, El Paso, St. Louis, Oklahoma City, Little Rock, Richmond, Wilmington, Delaware,
Tulsa, Tulsa, Tulsa, we're bringing the show.
Dang, man.
Sound like Johnny Cashlaw.
I've been everywhere, man, I've been everywhere.
Yeah, I've been to St. Louis, Oklahoma.
I'm a little rock, bitchman.
Yeah, have a great day, everybody.
I hope that your Tuesday's good, and we'll see you on Wednesday tomorrow.
Lauren Elena is to come by.
Yeah.
We'll play Win Bobby's Money.
It should be a fun show.
Thank you so much, and we'll catch up then.
Bye, everybody.
The Bobby Bone Show.
All right, if you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company,
you know the drill.
expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years,
and waiting around for a technician to set everything up.
It's a lot.
Well, now they're SimplySafe.
They have completely changed the game.
SimplySafe has no long-term contracts, no hidden fees, no being trapped.
They earn your business by actually keeping you safe, not by locking you in.
Setting up is so easy.
You customize your system at SimplySafe.com.
It ships to your door in a few days,
And with the app guided setup, you can have everything installed and armed and under an hour.
No technician needed.
And it's not just a camera.
It's a full ecosystem of sensors, cameras for inside and outside, and 24-7 professional monitoring.
If there's ever a break-in, a fire, or a flood, SimpliSafe's agents are on it immediately.
They were also named America's Best Customer Service by Newsweek, which honestly tracks.
Right now, you can get 50% off your new system by visiting SimplySafe.com,
slash bones. That's half off at simplysafe.com
slash bones. There's no safe like simply safe.
Service opens doors. And at American military
university, it can open doors for the whole family. If you have a
loved one who served in the military, you may qualify for reduced
tuition. AMU offers flexible online programs designed to fit
your schedule so you can keep moving forward wherever life takes you.
Learn more at AMU.
E.U slash military.
Open doors to the future for you and your family with the help of American Military University.
That's AMU. APUS.edu slash military.
Make every day feel epic in the all-new Hyundai Palisade Hybrid.
The Palisade Hybrid is packed full of features, cutting edge tech, and up to an EPA estimated 619 miles of range on select trims and class leading interior space.
Seating configurations for 7-8 passengers.
Available H-track all-wheel drive so you can be ready to go anywhere in style.
Learn more about the Hyundai Palisade at HyundaiUSA.com.
Call 562-3-4-603 for complete details.
And now for a bit of breaking news between your breaking news, with me, the Geicoke.
Here are some things you ought to know today.
People will switch their car insurance to Geico save about $900 a year.
Experts are calling that nice to know.
Also, plants can hear when bees buzz.
My Ficus just heard that.
And finally, animal experts have confirmed that goats have regional accents.
I'm getting a hint of Irish there.
It feels good to get good news.
It feels good to Geico.
This is an I-Heart podcast.
Guaranteed human.
