The Bobby Bones Show - Eddie's Breakthrough Coronavirus Moment + Amy’s Morning Corny "After Dark" + Country Songs Of The Summer

Episode Date: July 22, 2020

We get an update from Eddie who just had a breakthrough moment while battling coronavirus. Amy shares her Morning Corny jokes, but with an edge! Plus, Bobby shares his Top 5 Country Songs of the Summe...r!  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:06 I may go to the future and be dead. Yeah, I don't. I'll wait for the future. But I want to go back and hang out with people. Like my grandma. Oh, I was thinking like historical folks, but yeah. Oh. I guess we could go way back and hang out with Jesus.
Starting point is 00:02:21 That'd be cool. I was thinking about Abe Lincoln. Did you know Abe Lincoln, even when he died, was very unpopular? Very unpopular. No, I would assume... He only became popular way, way after he died. That's typically how it works, huh?
Starting point is 00:02:34 Yeah, I told you he changed vice presidents after the first term to the second, right? Don't talk about that here? I don't think so. Yeah, Abe Lincoln was not a popular president. He only won the first election with 40% because four people ran.
Starting point is 00:02:49 Okay. So what... But I would like to hang out with Abe Lincoln. What's up with him switching his VP? I switched it to Andrew Johnson when he ran the second time because he wanted a unity party ticket from both parties
Starting point is 00:03:04 That's why It's where team of rivals comes in You got all these folks in the same All working together But a lot of them hate each other He put together a team of rivals Including his vice president And some people there are conspiracy theories
Starting point is 00:03:17 That his vice president was one of the people That had him killed A conspiracy theory for sure But yeah that would be cool So I would go to the past too So you want to go go back to 17 or 1860 whatever as long as I had my iPhone okay well back to the future he would have he had his hoverboard with him I would like to check out a few things I'd like to see you know
Starting point is 00:03:41 George Washington our country started then I'd like to see dinosaurs I like the amenities of today but you don't have to live there but let's just say you go for a day trip okay you take a picnic basket your iPhone you go for a day trip okay I can do that uh 65% of people say they were travel back in time. So, um, I was like thinking 2012. Maybe. Um, you, um, 2012. It's a good year. I have a note here that you went to Chick-fil-A and nobody's wearing masks. Well, there were some people wearing masks. We were getting food through the drive-thru, but then I'd use a bathroom. So I put on my mask and I ran in to use the bathroom. And I noticed a group of about six young high school dudes walk in and they didn't have a mask. And on the front of the door, it says,
Starting point is 00:04:26 please wear a face covering. But then it wasn't enforced, which I get it. Every establishment is different. But they just all got in line standing around, ordered. There are no masks, got their food. I just, I could, I was, I wanted to say something because I felt like. Oh, don't do that. I know, but they were young.
Starting point is 00:04:47 And I felt like I would be like, hey boys, hey kids. But I mean, I didn't. But then I was irritated that the people working at Chick-fil-A didn't say anything. because it says it on the door and they could solve that by saying, hey guys, get a face covering and come back in. Well, often I'll do citizens arrests in town for that. Can you imagine how someone would react
Starting point is 00:05:08 if you try to citizens arrest them? They just take their hand, put it behind their back. Yeah. I was about to. I was irritated because it's just frustrating. Not your job. I know. I know.
Starting point is 00:05:19 I just like, can y'all read the door? Hey, kids. Like even if you disagree with it, it's on the door. it's a rule. Even if you're like a Facebook warrior. I know, but then the girl... You're getting your information off random sites on Facebook
Starting point is 00:05:31 and not listen to the 98% of doctors who say something. Yeah. The girl just working the cashier checkout thing. She just, she didn't say anything. I kept waiting for her to be like, do y'all have your masks? But she didn't. And I thought, man, it's bummer.
Starting point is 00:05:44 You know what we watched last night was episode one of upload? Oh yeah. What did you think? Who has seen this? Mike, you've seen it? Morgan, you've seen it. Eddie watched it and said it was terrible. I saw that it's getting a season two.
Starting point is 00:05:55 But we watched the first episode. Kailen didn't love it. It took me a second, but I think I'm going to really like it. Okay, maybe I'll check it out. I don't know that you would like it. I love stuff in the future. I love Ready Player 1, that movie, where you're like living as an avatar inside of a game because I think that's basically what people are doing a bit now,
Starting point is 00:06:14 but I do see that happening a lot more in the future. Morgan, what did you think about it? Oh, I loved it. I did watch the whole thing. How many episodes are there? I want to say it's 10. Does it even get better? No, it gets so much better.
Starting point is 00:06:27 Oh. And I really love it. I don't know if Amy would like it, but you and I do like some of the same future things. And I see why Eddie didn't like it because it's not a thing. But it's definitely like up our alley for sarcasm and just how they created the show. And it's so different from everything else out there. Yeah, the creator of the office is the guy who did this. Greg Daniels.
Starting point is 00:06:47 Yeah. I already feel left out. Mike, do you like it? Yeah. Kate, I was like, this is not for me. And I'll just give it a chance. And then near the first episode, I think she was finally coming around to it. But I like that nerdy stuff.
Starting point is 00:07:00 Like what it is is you die. And before you die, you, because this guy has an accident. And they've seen the preview. They can either take him to the operating room or they can take him to the upload room. And if you go to the operating room, you may die. But you may actually live longer. But if you go to the upload room, they can upload you. And what sucks is, depending on how much money you have, it costs to upload you places.
Starting point is 00:07:22 nicer places, more money. And then you have to pay it's like in-app purchases. So it's like, it's a... I'm following. Yeah, it's good. I like it. I think I'm going to like it more and more, but we watched it.
Starting point is 00:07:36 So it's pretty cool. It's going to second season. That means people are liking it. They're streaming it a lot. Hey, Mike, when's the second season that the boys come out? Man, that's taking a while. I know they got shooting on it quick. That's a superhero show on Amazon.
Starting point is 00:07:51 Did you watch Maze Runner with your kids? Yeah, I mean, they more so watched it, than me, but they loved it. Really? Mm-hmm. And Morgan number two recommended that. It really wasn't my thing,
Starting point is 00:07:59 but the kids are so entertained, and I think there's three of them. I love that when they find a movie that there's more of. Like, we went through Hunger Games, then we watched all of Divergent. Because, I mean, it's summer. They're still, it's like every night
Starting point is 00:08:11 knowing that around 7.30, we can put on a movie, and they'll just chill. I'm like, yes. So that's what we did Maze Runner, and we're going to do probably Maze Runner 2 tonight, Maze Runner 3, tomorrow night. You just get on your phone
Starting point is 00:08:24 or on your computer when they're watching it, or do you just go around the house and do other stuff? No, I try to be there with them. Hunger games I watch every minute with them. Divergent, I was in and out, but I'll be doing laundry, full clothes, like in and out. Yes, on my computer, but I try to be with them. I'll make popcorn.
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Starting point is 00:12:01 Coming up, Mitchell Tenpenny, about an hour. This guy is such a good singer. You'll probably know him from this song right here. Remember this song? Yeah, it's so good. So he's going to come and sing in studio. He's going to sing early, too. He's appreciative of these artists that get up so early.
Starting point is 00:12:23 And I'm like, yeah, I'll come sing, even when it's six, seven o'clock in the morning. So he's going to be in a little bit. I was reading a story this morning about people complimenting people's looks. Are you okay with someone complimenting your looks? I mean, sure. I personally have tried to look for other ways to compliment people now because I don't, I don't want to compliment for sure somebody's weight or tell them they look skinny or anything like that. But I don't mind telling them they look radiant.
Starting point is 00:12:50 Are you being a little too sensitive? No, I'm not. I mean, if someone looks like, they're in shape, I'll be like, hey, you look great. Right. I personally have learned that's not an appropriate thing to say to people. And I think coming from a disordered eating world, I don't do that anymore, but I think it's fine if you want to. Or hair or eyes? All this stuff physical.
Starting point is 00:13:12 Yeah. Hair eyes. You look beautiful. You look beautiful. If someone told me I look radiant, I would be like, what are you drinking? Why are you, what does that even mean? I just was giving an example of another word, but beautiful is fine. Oh, I'm not complimenting anybody's luck so for real. I'm not getting in trouble.
Starting point is 00:13:26 That's too dangerous. Okay. And see, for me, it's dangerous if I compliment that somebody looks skinny because how do I know what's contributing to that? and I don't want to feed into that. If you tell me I look skinny, I'll be like, thank you. But I like that. I know you do. But also you were, yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:41 There was a guy that was in my house where it was a painting inside. And I was like, dang, dude, you look jacked. And he was like, appreciate that. Dude's never respect whenever guys are working out. He liked that. I felt pretty good about that couple of men. That's great. I feel like this could mean towards guys, but for sure, towards females, sometimes you never know.
Starting point is 00:13:57 Yeah. For me, when I was struggling, if someone said I look skinny, it fed into it and I would get fueled to get more skinny and that wasn't healthy for me. Well, commenting on someone's appearance when you don't have a close relationship with them is not good. They say don't do it. Just don't, appearance, period, whatsoever. I don't do it.
Starting point is 00:14:13 I mean, unless I'm complimenting something super specific and I know that person's been working on that thing specific, I'm out. But I don't ever sit down on the street and be like, heck of a skirt. Never. Yeah, you shouldn't do that. Or someone in the building. Or at work. Listen, if I don't know you on a close level, you ain't going to get a compliment for me
Starting point is 00:14:30 unless it's like something funny you said. Yeah. My husband was on like a Zoom call with some people, like professional work meeting. And there was a girl in there. And then another guy joined in. And he said something to the girl. Like, oh, your hair looks really good today. It was like, that is so inappropriate.
Starting point is 00:14:47 He couldn't believe it. All he did was compliment her hair, but he couldn't believe the inappropriateness because it was in front of all these people. And then how it could be just the. Well, can I throw this? What if he knows her and knows she got a haircut? I know. I wouldn't do it. It's just a fine line.
Starting point is 00:15:02 especially with everybody Exactly right. Right. And so he just was thinking, man, I would never say that to a woman that I work with. Maybe to a friend, but not to a girl on Zoom that you're doing a work contract with. Well, then it's always weird too because you go,
Starting point is 00:15:20 hey, man, your hair looks great. Then they could be like, well, didn't you still look great? Because that's kind of what I do with folks. You're like, dang, you look good. What do you've been up to? What do you mean I look good now? I didn't used to look good? I know.
Starting point is 00:15:31 The struggle is real. Anyway, work not good. Friendship, okay. That's how I live my life. I'm not good at taking compliments anyway. I always think somebody's up to something. Somebody says something nice about me. I'm like, what do you want? What's this play here? People can compliment you. Okay, go ahead. I'll accept three. Go ahead. Okay. I feel like you are one of the smartest people that I know. You have a very generous. Are you just saying this? No, you really are. Okay. It's actually. See, I can anybody accept it? And that was a genuine. It's so genuine that I'll tell you it's actually a little annoying sometimes.
Starting point is 00:16:05 What is? How smart you are. Because you retain information. Like you read it once and then you, you know, I have to read it five times. And then I might remember. But I don't think that's intelligent. I just am just lucky to be able to remember stuff. No.
Starting point is 00:16:15 Do you? Okay. I'm not arguing with you. Number two. And number two is you have a very generous heart. Thank you. You're very giving. And empathetic, which is good.
Starting point is 00:16:25 I think that's what it is. I'm no Nobel Prize winner for my heart. But I think I've been through a bunch of crap and I know what it's like. So that's, I'm just trying to help folks out. But some people go through a bunch of crap and they don't care about helping people. And they don't have any empathy and you do. Okay. And then, third thing, biceps looking good.
Starting point is 00:16:44 HR? Ray, can we get HR on the phone? Yep. Not really feeling comfortable with where this is going. I'll tell Steve. Okay. All right. Okay, my turn.
Starting point is 00:16:53 Just getting. Just kidding. Next. I'm joking. It feels uncomfortable, right? It does. I'd rather be the giver than they get her. Thank you guys for listening and for calling.
Starting point is 00:17:05 You can always hit us up 877-77 Bobby. Hey Bobby and crew. So I have a question for you, Bobby. I know first impressions are crucial, and I've just been curious, what were your first impressions of Caitlin? Did you like her right off the bat? Did you think it was a matchmate in heaven?
Starting point is 00:17:19 I don't know. I want to know. All right, bye guys. First impression was she didn't pay me any attention. So I was like, interesting. You're like, because I met her, we didn't talk for two or three months. I met her when Lauren
Starting point is 00:17:33 I landed in Dancing with Stars, I met her that first episode of that season, because her friend does PR for ABC. And then I met her and it was just like, eh, whatever. And then there was nothing. We didn't talk or anything. And then... But when you met her, what was your impression?
Starting point is 00:17:49 She's very pretty. Beautiful, funny. Well, we didn't talk that much. It was like, hey, how's it going? Good. We talked for a second. There were like four people there in this little circle. A follow her on Instagram. We sent one message back and forth closer to when I was going back out there. And then I liked it that she didn't like me. Of course.
Starting point is 00:18:08 Everybody likes the chase. I don't know about the chase. I definitely had to chase a little bit. Oh, whatever. Guys definitely like it when the girl doesn't like them. If she were to like you right away, you might be like, eh. Oh, yeah, I definitely wouldn't know back. Okay, exactly.
Starting point is 00:18:21 But then what happened was, I could tell you I was staying out there, and I may have told the story on the air before, I was staying out there. And it was the first time we were going out. On a date. She didn't know it was a date. She says But I was like, hey, I'm finishing doing this game show, and then we'll go out to eat right after that. And so I come and I go to my hotel, I change clothes, and I walk downstairs and I see her taking pictures of these other two people, this couple. And she's like doing a photo shoot with them.
Starting point is 00:18:45 And I was like, oh, that's cool. She's just up helping them get the best pictures possible. And I thought, that's a cool person would do that. Because you always like it when someone's like, all right, let me get a picture. Okay, do this. You know how you like it when someone that does the extra mile? And I thought, well, that's cool. And then she was super funny and I was like, well, then it all started to go in the right direction.
Starting point is 00:19:03 But she claims that first night she didn't know was a date until like two-thirds of the way into it. And she was like, oh, we're alone. Well, then she was like, I guess we're on a date. Thank you for that. Well, for me and her was love at first sight. You fell in love with me too? No. For me with her as your girlfriend, I was like approved.
Starting point is 00:19:25 Let me say, well, maybe when you met her in person. Well, yeah, because that's the first time I met her. When I showed you a picture of us the first time, you were like, what's going on here? Well, I was like, why is she all over you like that? Well, we take a funny picture. Right. To me, I was like, she doesn't know you. And I guess I'm just protective of you in that way.
Starting point is 00:19:43 And I'm like, what's she after? Like, what is she in L.A. 4 trying to be an actress, trying to be singer? And she was doing none of that. Once I learned more about her, I was like, okay, this makes sense. And oh, she's just a very, like, personable, touchy person. and so I just felt like a little touchy for the first picture that I saw. It was a four thing picture. This is what it happened.
Starting point is 00:20:07 We went to the Dancing with the Stars after party. And then they're like, hey, do a pose like you're a danced couple. Yeah. Now that I know her, that totally makes sense. Totally. But I was protective of you. That's all. And then you met her and you fell in love?
Starting point is 00:20:20 First sight. Why? Because she's awesome. Even my sister met her the other day and was like, Okay, she's really cool. Like, just right off the bat, her personality is very easy. Like me. Mm.
Starting point is 00:20:35 You're not. Well, I'm not on the air. I'm shut down. Funny, friendly, whatever, personal. And, like, really down to earth and carrying a guy. She has a lot of really good attributes. Okay, enough. Enough about me.
Starting point is 00:20:50 All right, let's go to the second one. Mr. Bobby Bones, I hate to break it to you, but you picked the worst time. in your life to start playing video games as much as you are. They're relationship killers, man. Don't do it. You can't keep your abilities at NBA 2K and Caitlin happy. It's just going to be a really tough balance.
Starting point is 00:21:11 I used to play video games with my boys all the time. And then I got married and I had to sell that thing, man, because it was just, I think you get it. If there's anything that I can do, it's set a goal and achieve it. And my goal is to keep playing video games. and stay in an amazing relationship. That's all. I'll do it.
Starting point is 00:21:30 We're now talking about a Madden Football League. Oh my gosh. I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe a lesser person couldn't, but I can't. She doesn't get that annoyed with me anymore. Well, I feel like you're pretty good about the time you spend on it. I try to be deliberate.
Starting point is 00:21:45 Sometimes it can, she's like, you gotta be like last night, for example. She wasn't feeling 100% and I was like, hey, I'm going to go play video games for a little bit. She was like, all right. But I could tell by the tone of her voice, she didn't. really mean it. So I said, you know what, never mind. So I went, we laid down, we watched the show, and went to bed. Look at you reading tones. Love it. It's a tough one. It's a skill that I've never had to even attempt to get better at. But now I'm like, hmm, how much resonation is there in that voice? So yeah, tones is tough. One more. Here you go.
Starting point is 00:22:16 Question that I've been wondering is Bobby, you got bullied as a young child in Arkansas. Do you ever talk to those people that bullied you? Have they ever apologized? Have you ever seen them again? And for Amy, I know Stasheera wanted a pool. I guess Stevenson did too. So did you guys get a pool with your new house? All right, you guys have a great day.
Starting point is 00:22:38 Thank you. Thank you, Sabrina. I got picked on beat up a lot as a kid. I don't talk to them. They haven't apologized. I don't need them to. I haven't seen them again. So no, no, no to all of them.
Starting point is 00:22:49 At one point in time, you had a list. Oh, no, no, no. I still know the list. And secondly, one of them reached out to me on Facebook once and was like, I never bullied you. But he was only beat the crap out of me all the time. And I was like, block. I didn't feel like getting cyber bullied. So I just got out in there.
Starting point is 00:23:05 New house? New house. New pool. Yeah. So, yeah, this house came with one and like a backyard that they can run around and play in. So yes, the kids are pumped because when they came to America, they definitely wanted a pool. Thank you for all the calls. 877-77 Bobby ask us questions suggest segments usually once a day we just kind of sit down and hear what you have to say
Starting point is 00:23:29 I saw this list on billboard there are songs of the summer 2020 I'm gonna play them for you but I have my songs of the summer and country music as well they don't ever do those so I'll do it but see if you know these songs of the summer these are pop songs and number five lady Gaga with ariana grande rain on me yes most of these I'm going to know from TikTok honestly. Number four, doja cat. Say-so. Doja cat? Day so. Weekends and number three, blinding lights. I hear this on Kiss FM sometimes. It's good. Yeah. I'll put it over and we get off the air and Sea Crest is still
Starting point is 00:24:16 on in the morning over there sometimes and he'll play this a little bit. Megan the Stallion, I'm Savage. What? The number one song of summer is Rockstar from DaBaby and Roddy Ridge. So here we go. These are the real. summer songs according to me though at number five Travis Denning after a few this comes on the radio
Starting point is 00:24:43 and when that guitar part starts at the beginning of it I was like what song is this I like this song and then it takes a minute and I'm like oh yeah this is a good one it took over a year to be number one but that's a number five and number four and it's currently my favorite song on the radio right now hey are they confirmed to come in Friday scuba
Starting point is 00:25:01 Maddie and Tay yes they're going to be our Friday morning conversation Maddie and Tay die from a broken heart Heart. This is one of those songs. I have a lot of friends that are songwriters in town and they're like, I wish we'd have written that
Starting point is 00:25:13 because it's such an interesting concept. Do you relate to the song at a point in your life when you're like, am I able to make it? That's such a bad breakup. Yeah. That's number four.
Starting point is 00:25:28 My number four song is summer. Maddie and Tay die from broken heart. And just to be clear, just for anybody out there that's experiencing heartache, you will not die. of a broken heart. Heart disease is a different thing.
Starting point is 00:25:40 It's a number one killer in America. If you don't wear a mask. Number three, the song that probably stays in my head more than any other song. What do you think it is? Song of the Summer. Three? It's a number three for my list.
Starting point is 00:25:53 I know my top three and I'm assuming they might be ears. But this song stays in my head if it plays just once all day long. I'm like, mm-hmm. Go ahead. Hold on. Marguery. Yeah. One margarita, two, margarita three margarita shot.
Starting point is 00:26:11 Yeah. Don't worry about tomorrow. Number two is Morgan Wallen, chasing you. My preference, this is my favorite, but I'm not putting it at number one on the list. Number one is, what do you think it is? Is it hard to forget? Yeah, Sam Hunt, hard to forget. You've got a cold heart and cold hard truth.
Starting point is 00:26:32 I've got a bottle of whiskey, but I got no truth that you showed up tonight. That's such a jam. And you were the one on it. When they first released it, you were like, this is it. Took me a second. Yeah, I would say, I love it. Those are, those top three could be mine, except for I'm obsessed with Miranda Lambert Bluebird, so I'd probably throw that at least. Honorable mention?
Starting point is 00:26:57 No, I mean, it's for me. It's in my top. But I'm saying of this list, I'll give you an honorable mention. Oh, well, thank you. Then yes. Here, my favorite part, shh. It did it. My honorable mention will be Luke Combs and Eric Church.
Starting point is 00:27:13 Dust to me. But it does to me. It might not be much to you, but it does to me. Come on. Bob it bonjourn. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan number two, 30-second skinny. The lineup for the 10th anniversary of the Iheart Radio Music Festival is here.
Starting point is 00:27:37 Keith Urban, Kane Brown, Thomas Wrett, and Moore will be performing. It's going down on. on September 18th and 19th, and you can watch on cwtv.com. Jake Owen doesn't believe he's very talented musically. I find that when you have a talent in something, if you're not interested in it to the highest degree, then it doesn't matter how talented you are in it, because what does it matter?
Starting point is 00:27:59 And I found that I'm not that talented in music. Thomas Wrett talked about his three kids and having more. I thought that adding three to the mix would be a lot harder, but it really just tax on a little bit of the chaos. I think when you have more than two kids, you could have five, six, seven. I mean, it does get harder, but I think that as they kind of become into that one and a half year old to two-year range, it starts to get a little bit easier. I would say the infant stage is definitely the hardest.
Starting point is 00:28:22 But I think once Lennon starts to get six months to a year, I think it's going to be just fine. I'm Morgan number two. That's your skinny. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. Good Samaritans in the Atlanta area are helping to make life easier for a man who lost his only means of transportation to his dialysis appointments when his car burned in a fire. Devonte McCoy wasn't sure he's going to get
Starting point is 00:28:46 these treatments until a couple stepped up and said, hey, you know, we'll give you rides and were like, you know what, we're just going to give you a car. Times have been tough for him whose job in the film industry came to a halt because of coronavirus and them not being able to shoot. So he wasn't able to replace the car for himself. And so they heard they want to stay anonymous. But they're like, here you go. Here's the keys. We don't use this car as much as you will. And so he drives it to his appointments three times a week, and he has a car to go to the grocery store too. Love it.
Starting point is 00:29:15 Yeah, they just saw it online, and saw I was in the neighborhood and donated to him. Man, that is awesome. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Bobby Bones Show. Boney up the day. This story comes to us from Shreveport, Louisiana.
Starting point is 00:29:30 A 29-year-old woman was mad at her boyfriend the other night, so she wanted to argue. She starts yelling at him, and he's like, look, I don't want to argue. And she goes, no, you're going to argue back. I'm not going to argue. So she pulled out a gun and shot. him. Oh, well, that solves that. When you pull out a gun, I wonder if she
Starting point is 00:29:45 have it on her belt, does she go get it? Did he know she was going to get the gun? It doesn't say, it just says she pulled out a gun and shot him. Now, he didn't die. No, he's in critical condition. Oh. He is? Yeah. Terrible. Because the rule is in the bonehead you can't die. Correct. I know, but critical. But it's still alive. We need to Google it every hour. Oh, this is terrible. But I'm going to say this. Most people that are with crazy folks are also crazy. Crazy attracts. crazy.
Starting point is 00:30:12 Like, this isn't the first time she's gone nutty on him. There's no way they're in this relationship and he's surprised by this action. Okay. Because this is just to hop out. Right. Or there's more to the story we don't know. It's just not a whack-a-mole where she comes up and goes, like they've had situational incidents.
Starting point is 00:30:30 I'm going to bed at this point. Yeah. So is she in jail? Oh, yeah. I'm lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon. University, an affordable, private, nonprofit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona.
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Starting point is 00:33:34 On the Bobby Bones Show now. Mitchell 10 Penny. What's up, man? You good? I'm happy. I'm good. I'm glad to be. year. Thank you all so much. I'm going to play a couple
Starting point is 00:33:42 hooks here. Ray, play a hook of Drunk Me. You may know this song from Mitchell Tenpenny. Did a cover of someone you loved, right? Yeah, let me play some of this. And then Broken Up
Starting point is 00:34:02 is the new one, which he's going to play in a minute. Now, here's the first question I have for you, because I got a message, and I wrote down who it was from. From I Love My Fans Slash M. Tenpenny, saying it was you, asking me for $50 in Amazon gift cards. That's you, right?
Starting point is 00:34:21 100%. That's all me. I only sent one gift cards, so... Are you getting the people being imposters of you all the time? Yeah, you know, I mean, we've told people as much as we can, you know, just try to send them in, you know, give them the link for the, you know, Facebook and Instagram thing. But who knows? I just, I hate that people do that.
Starting point is 00:34:39 Only blue check marks. Yeah, that's the only account you have. You want the blue check mark. Yeah, I'm terrible enough at social media. Yeah, having two or three accounts just, I don't know what to do. Man, Mitchell's one of the best singers around, so that's why I wanted to have you in. Are you going in many places now or no? To play?
Starting point is 00:34:56 Just, period. Just playing golf, playing golf and pretty much this. I'm trying to get some one-offs that are socially distant, a lot, like big listening room type things, hopefully. But no, not yet. We're still, you know, just waiting it out. Amy, we were playing golf a couple weeks ago, and I was with Travis Denning, and Mitchell was playing right in front of us, and his golf club was broken right into it. Apparently he swings so hard
Starting point is 00:35:20 It hits it so hard that his club was just snapped into He's bragging, he's walking in and showing us He's like, what's what I got here? No, I was trying to get another club. No, I don't know what happened. I just swung it and it broke. You know he uses a bidet? Did you know Mitchell Tempenni uses a bidet?
Starting point is 00:35:34 Not. Visualized that. Okay. Do you have one at the house? Yeah, I do. You just sit on that thing and let it rip? Oh, yeah, I love it. It's great.
Starting point is 00:35:41 What? I think we should. I think I've said for years. I know. I know how you feel about that. has it right. Yes, we know. I'd like to salute you. Thank you. For being hygienic.
Starting point is 00:35:53 We actually gave away a bidet, not a used one, but like a normal one back early this year. You're in the front of where everybody else is going to be coming. Yeah. Mitchell's going to play, first of all, I've asked him to play a couple songs because he's such a good singer. I want you to first play this song that we came to know you for. Yeah, man. Drunk Me. All right, you may know this song.
Starting point is 00:36:12 Here's Mitchell Tin Pennie playing his former number one, Drunk Me. Hey guys, so because of licensing rules, we can't play anything with music on this Iheart radio channel or podcast anymore. But you can go to Bobbybones.com to see it. We hate that we had to take it down. It wasn't our decision. But I just wanted to keep you up and we wanted to keep up as much as possible. So go to bobbybones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now. And thank you for listening to the show.
Starting point is 00:36:36 And sorry about all the legal stuff. Come on. Look at this guy here. Thank you, man. Coming in, just belting it out early. Here we go. Man, you're such a good singer. And we get all the good singers, but you're such a good singer.
Starting point is 00:36:52 I feel like you could sing anything. And I don't feel like pushing you a little bit because I feel like you just push yourself there. Like if I were to say Mitchell, sing the itsy-bitsy spider, but sing the crap out of it. No guitar needed. No guitar needed. Wow. Shoot, the itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout. Come on.
Starting point is 00:37:08 Down came the rain and watched the spider out. What's the worst? How came the sun and dried up all the rain. Itsy-bitsy spider went up the water. spout again. Come on. How about going to go. One more. More, more. More. More. More. More. More. More.
Starting point is 00:37:23 How about? Let's go soulful here with Mary had a little lamb. It's soulful, Mary. Let's see. Mary had a little lamb. Little lamb. Little lamb. Mary had a little lamb. Her feast was white as snow. Come on. Look at this. Cut it. I don't know what key to do with it. Put that out. Put that out the radio.
Starting point is 00:37:44 Dang. Oh, man. All right. We're going to come back. a second with Mitchell. You know, you have a new song that you're going to play in a second, and I tell you what kind of put me on it was, like, I trust the opinions of people that I admire. And when you put this song out, so many of my friends were going, this is a great song. Now, when you said it, I thought, I mentioned just talking about himself. But when I saw some other friends saying it, I was like, all right, all right. So Mitchell's going to play that song in a second.
Starting point is 00:38:11 So you have a new song called Broken Up. And, you know, songs come out all the time. But when I see people that I value their opinion go, man, this is a jam. I was like, let me give that a listen. And I tell you, I liked it, Mitchell. Well, thank you, Bobby. It means a lot. And so I'm glad you're here because we're about to play this. Now, this is about someone who's still broken up, but it's about a breakup. Tell me about this song. Yeah, I mean, more than that, it's about, being honest and admitting that you're the reason the relationship ended, kind of being vulnerable. You know, the second verse is even, you know, karma called me up the other night. I guess she knows my name and mom always knew what to say but she's not on my side this time and it's like there's
Starting point is 00:38:49 something about being vulnerable admitting that this was my fault and um you can only better yourself once you admit that is this about you or it's about one like we got four songwriters here yeah yeah we actually wrote it in about 30 minutes waiting for our buddies's bachelor party me devon dawson Kyle Fishman and Ernest Kaye uh and like we wrote about 30 and it's one of those just kind of fell out that's not the question Mitchell I was asking I try to if it definitely has a lot of a lot of A lot of personal in there. A lot of personal in there. All right.
Starting point is 00:39:15 Here we go. This is Mitchell Tenpenny. See how you're trying to pivot out of that question? A good interviewer, though, dials in. It holds them accountable. All right. Here we go. Mitchell Ten Penny with his newest song called Broken Up.
Starting point is 00:39:30 It's me crying. Come on. Look at that, man. Thank you. Dang. She hits you back up here or no. All right. It's all right.
Starting point is 00:39:36 It's vulnerable. You got to put that out. Listen, in a different way. Like, you know, I've written books and do a radio show and talk about my personal life at times. and you kind of put it out there for folks in a vulnerable way so they don't feel alone. But at the same time, you're like, oh, boy. I know that person's hearing me talk about this.
Starting point is 00:39:56 That's always the job. It's like I don't care about the world. I care about the one person. Like I don't want them to think something they don't need to think. But at the same time, I want to be honest with it. I wonder, too, because sometimes you can write a song and it may just not go anywhere, right? Oh, absolutely.
Starting point is 00:40:10 But then when you get something, you're like, oh, man, I want this to be number one. but then they're for sure going to hear it. Like I'd love for this on the biggest song ever, but for sure if it goes number one, she's going on that. Right. Do you ever have folks reach out to you
Starting point is 00:40:24 now that you've had some success being like, hey, buddy, we're best friends back in ninth grade. Yeah, if you, but, you know, I've kept, you know, I'm born and raised here, so I've kept pretty much in touch with everybody I grew up with, and so it's fun. It's fun to have my friends come back out and say, hey, and kind of meet up with them.
Starting point is 00:40:39 It hasn't been too bad. I have more cousins now than I actually have. Now that family's different. I've had some family come out of nowhere. that I had no idea existed. Like people match with me like nine-time cousin from 23 and me. And now all of a sudden they're my cousin. And so I hear from my, hey cousin off Facebook, we share 1.2% DNA.
Starting point is 00:40:55 And I'm like, we think cousins? You found me online. You spin a tube, that's how. Yeah, exactly. Mitchell 10 pennies here. Check out the song. Download it, stream it. How it sing it.
Starting point is 00:41:05 I think you get paid for even if someone sings it out in public. I think so. I think that's how it works. Very little. All right. Hey, good to see you, man. Follow him on Instagram at M, the number 10. Penny, as in Mitchell Tenpenny.
Starting point is 00:41:16 That song's called Broken Up. All right, there we go. Anything you'd like to say? In conclusion, Amy, to Mitchell. I kind of want him to sing something else to us. Like, that's like a, the nursery rhymes. Like, throw one last thing out. Something random.
Starting point is 00:41:28 Hickory, Dickery, Docs. Do you know that one? It's going to sound so good. Hickory, digry, dock, the mouse ran. I don't remember a melody to it. I thought it was just a poem. That's what it is. This is Mitchell Tenpenny Day.
Starting point is 00:41:39 Hickory Dickory Dog. All the mouse ran upcloth. I don't know the rest of the words. Clock strike. Clock strike. 12. Now, he's going to. Yeah, there you go.
Starting point is 00:41:53 There you go. Oh, hickory dickory dog. Nice. See how beautiful? No, we can do this all day. You can do a whole nursery rhyme album. Yeah, we should do it. It'd be fun.
Starting point is 00:42:01 We. You got a mouse in your pocket? Hickory dickory dog over there because I ain't doing it with you. All right, Mitchell 10 penny. Good to see you, my friend. You too, Matt. Here's the voicemail from Sierra.
Starting point is 00:42:11 Hey, Bobby. Morning Studio. I wanted to give a shout up to my husband, Aaron. He is deployed right now, and baby Elias, and I miss him so much. Love you, Daddy. If you guys could do it, too, that'd be awesome to the 71st, 723rd. And I want to thank you all so much for all that you do.
Starting point is 00:42:28 We love your show. Thank you, Amy and Eddie. You guys are an inspiration and amazing. We are in the process of foster care ourselves, and you guys are a big encouragement. First of all, Aaron, big shout out to you. Appreciate what you're doing. The 71st, 723. Aaron and everybody inside of that.
Starting point is 00:42:45 Thank you. Yeah. Amy, a lot of listeners reach out because Amy has two adopted children. Eddie has two foster kids. Get you guys. I mean, people, so many people were in encouragement to me. So yeah, if we can be that to others, that is what it's all about. And I just want you to know, like, you're amazing for doing it.
Starting point is 00:43:04 And you're not alone. And you just got to keep ahead. Like, I don't even know to say. Like, there's going to be some rocky roads ahead, but you just have to, like, keep. going and it'll get amazing. You guys can call us anytime 877-77 Bobby. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So I'm looking forward to this. One of my favorites, Julia Roberts, is teaming up with another favorite, Denzell, Washington, and they're doing a Netflix movie together. It's called Leave the World Behind, and it's going to tackle issues
Starting point is 00:43:35 like race, class, and parenthood. The last time they did a movie together, it was back in 1993. Can you name the movie? No. No. Denzel and Julia Roberts The Pelican Brief. Never saw it. It was a John Grisham novel. I'm not drawn to Julia Roberts movies. Oh, I love her. You didn't like my best friend's wedding?
Starting point is 00:43:53 Never saw it. I love Denzel Washington movies, especially when he's the shoot-em-up guy. Yeah, he's good. He's good. I like Denzel Washington when he's a bad guy. Like, I like that, but I don't know that I've ever seen a Julia Roberts movie, period. Steal Magnolius? Never seen it.
Starting point is 00:44:09 Pretty woman? Never seen it. Stop. Okay, so sources say the winning. Julie Roberts did play herself in the Oceans movies. Oh, she was herself. Wow. You got a real winner there.
Starting point is 00:44:24 All right, sorry to interrupt. Well, sources say the winning bid for the movie rights was over $100 million. Wow. So we don't have a release date, though. So it's kind of like a little tease of what's to come. But when that drops on Netflix, I will watch it day one. The Umbrella Academy out on July 31st, I believe. I loved that.
Starting point is 00:44:43 That Umbrella Academy is like superheroes, but I forget their talent. It's like a superhero turd. No, it wasn't. It was amazing. To me. But season two comes out in 31st. Their talent, didn't they all have different talent? They were all born.
Starting point is 00:44:57 Hey, Mike, do you remember what the story was, Unbreda Academy? Like, they were all born. They're all born on the same day. And then they all had a weird superpower. One of them could never find their power. Yeah, that's good. That's good. What else?
Starting point is 00:45:10 So Jana Kramer auditioned for the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. But I guess she hasn't heard back as to whether or not she's going to make the show. But she was doing her podcast and she had Melissa Gorga and Joe Judice from Real Housewives of New Jersey on her podcast. And while they were talking, she just casually was like, well, I guess I could say that we auditioned for the show during quarantine, but we haven't heard back. But she lives in Nashville. Are they going to move back to California if they get it? I guess so. Do you watch that one?
Starting point is 00:45:40 Beverly Hills, yeah. They're a little too glam for me. I know, but... Like when they cut away and do the interviews and they're dressed like they're going to prom, I don't like that that much. I like New York, if I'm going to watch, because they're more real,
Starting point is 00:45:53 and they're not trying to put on pearls for the sake of a five-second video clip. I would say I equally like Beverly Hills, Orange County, and New York all the same. Those are my top tier. And then there's New Jersey, Atlanta, Potomac. I want some Potomac. I didn't really like that one.
Starting point is 00:46:09 But, but, Beverly Hills is funny. They'll have a backyard barbecue, and you're right. We would show up in shorts and flip-flops or whatever, and they show up dressed in the nines with heels and all the things. Well, even when they're not doing the show, just when they're doing the interview, the cutaway. Right.
Starting point is 00:46:24 They're so... Glam. Just non-stop glam. But I know that's what it's about. All right, what else? And speaking to Jana, just real quick, I guess I'll bring up that her book, the Good Fight, wanting to leave, choosing to stay, and the powerful practice of loving faithfully comes out September 22nd. Okay, cool.
Starting point is 00:46:40 That's a long title. And then I've got the top how-to searches of 2020. How to make hand sanitizer? Oddly, that's not in the top ten. That's weird. You would think it would be. How to make a mask? Yes.
Starting point is 00:46:55 It's in there. How to make a face mask. What have I Googled? I would say how to get better at NBA 2K20? Tips and tricks for video games. Because I only play video games because of quarantine. I never played them. You didn't have time.
Starting point is 00:47:10 But now that I got stuck at home when we were quarantining, not so much anymore, but now I just like to play them. But I started to go, hey, how do I do this? How to make food, certain kinds of food? Yeah, baking cookies, how to poach an egg, makeup tutorials were big for people. What's number one? How to use new software like Zoom. You know, a year ago, I didn't even know what the crap Zoom was. Oh, me neither.
Starting point is 00:47:32 No way. Now I can do Zoom and Microsoft Teams like a pro. I log on those things. I got the app. Pen a rose on your nose. Well, I know, but it's... A little braggy? No, a couple months ago.
Starting point is 00:47:44 Oh, tag braggy this morning? Okay, I'm not bragging, I'm just saying. Like, now everyone wants to have a video meeting. What used to be a conference call, no matter what, on the phone, now it's video because everybody's got the app and the software, and it's like, ugh. But anyway, there's bigger problems in the world. I'm Amy, that's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories.
Starting point is 00:48:05 It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something. So a group of students in Texas, they're doing something cool for the elderly. They're making care packages that they're sending to assisted living facilities. And it's really cool because they've got adult coloring books, like really big puzzles, because like maybe if their eyesight isn't that great, colored pencils, snacks, and handwritten notes, which I know for sure that people that are at nursing homes or assisted
Starting point is 00:48:36 living homes, a handwritten note means everything to them. Do people write them to where your dad is to those? Yes. Mm-hmm. And I think they especially love it because if you think about it, a lot of times they're 80, 90 years old. And writing, they used to write letters back in the day. They're not of the digital. I don't think about that.
Starting point is 00:48:56 And so that's really something that connects with them on a different level and is very personal to them. That's a good story. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it.
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Starting point is 00:51:38 That's amu. APUS. dot E-D-U slash military. Over to Amy with the morning corny. The morning corny. What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk? What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk? An utter failure.
Starting point is 00:51:58 Nice. That was the morning corny. How do you feel about the morning corny? In general, do you think it's growing stale? No, I mean, I always like it, but then I get, I guess, stage fright because I feel... Stage fright. Well, I don't know the right word. Okay.
Starting point is 00:52:20 But I get hesitant before I give the punchline because I think, oh, they're going to hate it. No, never about us. I just mean for the listeners. Do you think they're getting... Yeah, by them, I mean they, they're going to... Those listening. You, them. Hey, Morgan, do a poll up on social media.
Starting point is 00:52:34 Okay, see if they like the morning corny? Don't do it on Facebook because everybody hates everything on Facebook. If you put the poll on Facebook and you say, hey, how do you feel about the Bible today? People are like, I don't know. It used to be good. It's just not the same anymore. Because that's what people will be like over there. That's true.
Starting point is 00:52:47 That's true. If you do an Instagram stories poll at Bobby Bone show where you're like, hey, morning corny, keep it. Ditch it. Let's just see. I'll do it on Instagram and Twitter. Okay. Okay, and then, I mean, because I could spice things up. I have some after darks.
Starting point is 00:53:04 Yeah, but we can't do it at this point, and you never have enough. Like, we could do some more morning, corny, after dark later in the show. Which, after dark, for our listener, doesn't mean after dark. It means later on the show when the kids aren't in school. And they're not that dirty anyway. Oh, well, there's some in here that I was like, I don't know if I can say this one. All right, morning corny after dark. We'll do that later.
Starting point is 00:53:22 Okay. Let's do a voicemail from Kelly in Las Vegas. Hi, Bobby, Morning Studio. I am having a big problem. I am a grocery store manager out here in Las Vegas, and we have just been declared a red zone to fight with people, get abused, and get called every name in the book for asking people to wear their masks and wear them properly. I was just wondering if you had any advice, just what you guys would say to them.
Starting point is 00:53:52 Anything would help. I appreciate you guys. Love the show. Isn't it crazy that people get mad, angry, they get aggressive towards someone for saying, hey, you need to wear a mask, when it's that person's job. Like you have poor Kelly here just trying to do her job, make her check, go home, support her family, pay her light bill, buy some groceries. And part of her job is to say, hey, you need to wear a mask. She didn't make the mask rules.
Starting point is 00:54:16 The mayor or the governor made the mask rules. And here's Kelly having to call us a bunch of dopes going, hey, what do I do? I feel terrible for her. By the way, when I see someone yelling about a mask in a store, I think they're just not bright anyway. not because of the mask thing but because in a private business I can tell you
Starting point is 00:54:35 you can't come in without a shirt I can tell you shoes, mask it doesn't matter you don't have the right this is not it's freedom of America whenever you're in someone else's business that they own
Starting point is 00:54:43 if you came into my house and I said shoes off to come to my house and I would have to take your shoes off because it's my house I couldn't say take your shoes off to walk on the sidewalk that's your
Starting point is 00:54:53 you do that anyway I wish I had something Kelly I wish I had something Kelly I wish I wish I did. You're the manager. If you were someone working in the starts, say, go tell your manager and get you out of this unsafe situation. But people have pulled guns on people. They've shot people. There have been people stabbed, punched. Because someone that works there has been told, you got to make sure people have masks on. I don't know what to tell you, Kelly, because
Starting point is 00:55:14 I'm starting to lose a little hope in people in general with this. Oh, I agree. I used to think we're going to get through this. We're going to shake it out. We're going to be fine. I don't feel that way anymore. Yeah, because people are still refusing I don't understand. And I feel, yeah, I feel bad. And I just say just keep being your, just do your job and be kind. But don't let those people get to you. If they yell at you, I know it's hard to hear, but just think in your head, something's not right with them.
Starting point is 00:55:44 Or a blow dart gun. And then it's like, ugh. No. You can't do that. But just be like, stay well. Kelly, I'm very sorry that you have to go through this. I'm very sorry that you have to go, hey, would you mind put it? a mask on, it's kind of the rule here.
Starting point is 00:56:00 And then they get aggressive with you. I understand if you don't like wearing a mask. I understand if you even feel like, hey, maybe I shouldn't wear a mask. Which we've said, we personally, we don't love wearing a mask. It's not like, oh, yay, can't wait to put on my mask and breathe through it and be all hot
Starting point is 00:56:16 and whatever. Bobby get his glasses all fogged up. But we wear it because we care about people and we want this to slow down. Isn't that what we do? That's what we do. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Again, I understand if a mask isn't for you and you don't think it's for you,
Starting point is 00:56:31 but you can't go into a private business and then get mad that they're telling you to wear a mask. Right. This is America, right? Well, they get to own that spot and tell you what to wear if you want to be in their spot. I love America. Can't get enough of America. I was thinking this morning, you know what I can't get enough of? The US of A!
Starting point is 00:56:45 Did you see Donald Trump's tweet or post or Instagram? About his patriotic to wear a mask? Yeah. About him in his mask? And I was like, thank you. Yeah, finally. Because at least if there's some people that are following every movie he does, they'll be like, oh wow okay
Starting point is 00:56:59 Yeah Love it Rock that mask Yes So he's got the coolest mask I've ever seen though How do I get one of those black ones With like a logo on it
Starting point is 00:57:07 What is the I couldn't see the logo Seal presidential seal Oh I figured it said some like potus Yeah his mask is rocking All right Love you guys I think he was finally like
Starting point is 00:57:16 Okay I need to Steer some people The right direction All right what do you think about The name for a boy Ari A-R-I I like it
Starting point is 00:57:27 there's that bachelor dude that was Ari right or a NASCAR driver or something probably both yeah same person maybe he did both yeah same person yeah yeah um so okay she named her son Ari uh and she had a girl um Callum we think C-A-L-L-U-M no probably because I went to I in Austin there was a high school called McCallum that's rival I don't know you're penalizing a baby because of your rival in high school I just I don't know it doesn't it's not falling off the tongue for me. I guess, okay, so a little girl's name's Callum, right? Callum makes me also think of callous.
Starting point is 00:58:02 I don't know. Not for you? I'm not feeling it. Are you? It's okay. Well, this, she named her twins this. One name Ari, one named Callum. Okay.
Starting point is 00:58:11 Which is normalish, right? You don't feel like she's naming her kid. No. You know, Super Cala, fragileistic. X. B. Al-Adoche. No, but why'd she do it? Well, there's a slight issue with the names with Ari and Callum. Switch them around.
Starting point is 00:58:26 Calam, Ari. Calamari. Yeah, like the stuff you eat, Kalamari. Like squid. So when you say Kalam first and Ari, it's like you're saying the seafood dish. Kalam Ari, get down here. Kalamari, come here. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:41 Crazy, huh? She really liked squid or what? No, she didn't do that on purpose. Oh. She literally named them Ari and Kalam, and then she didn't realize that they put them together Kalimari. Yeah. Cute. Morgan was telling me about some baby shark ab work.
Starting point is 00:58:57 I'm going to play this song. Just a note to all our listeners. I'm sorry, because you're going to have this in your head for the next hour. What's the Baby Shark Ab workout? So it's about a minute and a half long, which is how long the song is. And basically you have to lay on the ground in a hollow hold and do like five different exercises, like scissors and V-ups. But the whole point is that you're going to the song.
Starting point is 00:59:22 So every time it switches, it's like Mama Shark or Baby Shark, that's when the exercise switches and people are like struggling to get through this workout because it's kind of hard and a bunch of young gymnasts are the ones who put it together so it's kind of a complicated workout. Oh I'm sure their abs are or their core is very strong. Can we put this up on our Facebook? Oh yeah. So people can see it. Yeah. Maybe do it. Are you exercising? I can do it. Yeah. What are you doing nowadays? I do a lot of Tracy Anderson just like at home. Still, huh? Good for you. Mm-hmm. Nice. Yeah, that's my go-to right now. Well, I started it during quarantine because I wasn't doing that. able to do it at home and on my own. What about you? I mean, I'm on the bike some. I have no motivation
Starting point is 01:00:01 to dominate my friends anymore. You're also running. I'm running a little bit. I haven't ran since I got all dizzy the other day though. So I run a little bit. Then we play pickleball outside a lot. We play basketball a little bit. Now I'm just trying, because it's so hot outside, I'm just trying to stay active. Yeah. More than I am dialing in. So yeah, I feel fine. I'm trying to eat a lot better. Lots of green. That's the goal. You want to lose weight? It's not about exercise. It's about eating right. If you want to be healthy, it's about eating right more than it is.
Starting point is 01:00:33 Exercising. Yeah. You don't like that? No, I do. I mean, I think that that's true. A lot of times people can spend a bunch of time at the gym. Depends on everybody's different goals. What's your goal?
Starting point is 01:00:44 Just to stay sane and happy and healthy. And some of that isn't being, I've had to let go of a lot of my food rules because I think for so long I had way too many. So for me, it's just relax. relaxing around food, but then also making sure I take care of my heart and my brain and that's moving my body. We went to get a corona test yesterday. I wasn't feeling symptoms, but Eddie has corona, somebody else here in our little circle, test a positive for it. And I was like, well, I need to go get it.
Starting point is 01:01:12 And so we sat up online and drove over there, and we sat in our car. We never got out of our car. And they rolled the windows down and they come up and they test your vitals. They put a thing on your finger and they put a thing on your wrist and they're doing all kinds of stuff. And one of them is your heart rate. And Caitlin was so nervous that they were like, hey, you have to calm down because your heart rate's going to like 130. And she's like, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Breathe.
Starting point is 01:01:31 She was just nervous about giving that thing in her nose. Oh, I am too. So they do all that and they got the mask and the apron and all the stuff on. The apron. Whatever it is, the PPE, right? Yeah. So they do all this and I'm driver. She's passenger.
Starting point is 01:01:46 The lady does me and does her. She goes, okay, we'll come back in a second. So then someone comes up to us and, like, talks us through it. person's going to walk up. They're going to pull out a stick. They're going to stick it in your nose. Try not to pull away from it too hard. It's going to go in this far.
Starting point is 01:02:00 And the stick looks like it's 10 feet long. It ends up not being as bad as it looked, but she's like, this is what the stick's going to look like. And I'm like, that's going in my head. She's like, it'll be great. So we go. It'll be great. And Caitlin goes first.
Starting point is 01:02:15 And she's really, she's bugging out a little bit. But they put it in her nose and it goes in a little bit and they swab around, though. And she goes, oh, that wasn't as bad as I thought. And I was like, okay, nice. Well, they stuck it in me. It wasn't as fun as it was for her. My eyes just started pouring water. It wasn't as bad as people make it seem
Starting point is 01:02:31 with like the back of the brain. But my eyes started watering a little bit. And they're like, all right, you're good to go. And we're like, okay, when do we know? So we did a rapid test. And they're like, we'll call you the next 20 or 30 minutes. That fast. Okay.
Starting point is 01:02:43 They're like, if you don't hear from us by 7 p.m., then you need to call our office. I'm like, all right, cool. So we go and we go to Sonic, get a drink. and then they call up and they're like hey Bobby I'm like yeah is Caitlin with you yeah
Starting point is 01:02:56 and it's like okay do you want to know your results together and I was like sure and they're like well you're negative she's negative and I was like because I wasn't nervous
Starting point is 01:03:04 because I felt anything I was nervous because Eddie has it although I haven't seen him in two weeks what if he did have it while he was here and that was the first part of it I think he got on Florida
Starting point is 01:03:13 and then another person that's in our circle up here who I'm not going to say and it's not my job to say so he got it and so it was like oh boy which the reason
Starting point is 01:03:22 reason why we can say Eddie had his, Eddie said it. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not just like putting his stuff out there. And then I was talking to Morgan number two. I was like, hey, what's the feedback like whenever? Because we put it the bit up of Eddie saying he had it. And what we were laughing about with Eddie was, one, he told lunchbox and Ray, they were going to get it in Vegas.
Starting point is 01:03:39 We were irresponsible. They were irresponsible. And Eddie kept tweeting at them. Yep. Taking shots. Shots. And so when we had this video of us laughing at Eddie, it wasn't because he got Corona. No.
Starting point is 01:03:50 It's because of the irony of him calling him. and them two knuckleheads the whole time, and then him getting it. And we also wouldn't have been laughing with him if he was still feeling bad. Right. He's rounded the corner to where his symptoms are, well, I mean, it's kind of a bummer. He still can't smell.
Starting point is 01:04:05 No, he has it back. Oh, I don't know this update. He farted and smelled it. Stop. I'm not kidding. He can tell you if he wants to. No, that's not real. That's how I knew he got to smell back.
Starting point is 01:04:15 I swear to God. I swear to you. It wasn't like a piece of pizza. No, it wasn't because he never had it. He didn't. I promise. Did he try smelling something else? What if it's weird and you can smell odors from your body,
Starting point is 01:04:27 but you can't smell things like soap? Well, we can ask him, we'll have them on. I need him to try it out with something not from his body. I talk with them all the time. Like, I'm genuinely concerned. I was concerned about him. And I said, hey, man, like every day I check in. Sometimes three times a day.
Starting point is 01:04:40 Like, how are you feeling do you need anything? Like, all the joking we do on this show, you have to understand. We're only laughing with them because Eddie is literally one of my best friends on earth. And you would laugh with your friend who feels better. And you would laugh with your friend if they did something stupid like Eddie did making fun of those two.
Starting point is 01:04:53 Yeah. And sometimes we get criticized because we do things on a national radio show. People go, you shouldn't do that on a national radio show. But we try to remain as authentically with our friends as possible, even if you guys are listening in. And most of times it works for us. Sometimes it doesn't. But we're always going to do that.
Starting point is 01:05:11 But with Eddie, I check in all the time. We send him food, making sure his wife's okay. And I said, hey, are you all the way back? He goes, I'm feeling good. I just got my smell back. And I said, what's the first thing you smelled? He goes, honestly, I didn't know I had it back until I farted. And then I smelled it.
Starting point is 01:05:25 And I was like, oh, my gosh, there it is. He can tell the story if he wants coming up because then he did other stuff too. Okay. But he's back. So I think he's going to get a test tomorrow the next day. And he needs two negatives to come back to work. But I got it. We got our negatives.
Starting point is 01:05:41 Good. That's it. I mean, there's not a lot to it. I hope you can get it. Where it was frustrating to me was. And this is a whole broader issue. was that I can afford to pay the extra to get the test back quicker because that's what I did because I wanted to make sure I wasn't coming in
Starting point is 01:05:56 and affecting anybody. Me a few years ago couldn't afford that test. And it is not fair that because I have a little more money that I can go and have better health care. It's just not fair. It sucks. It's not fair. It's something that in my lifetime I want to help change.
Starting point is 01:06:10 Because I, same person, a few years ago, wouldn't have been able to get that test. And if I was sick, I wouldn't have known it. I could have spread it. I could have gotten sick without helping. like that was another similar moment for me where I'm going this is not good the system is not working how it should
Starting point is 01:06:27 it shouldn't be because I have a few more resources right now that I should be able to have an advantage in health care so on the serious side of it like that is like a real gut punch to me and there's a nice reminder too because it's not me going well everybody it's me going a few years ago I couldn't have paid for that And if I was sick and I'm getting all you guys sick or if I get it bad and have to, it just is, it's not a good thing. So we'll see what happens.
Starting point is 01:06:57 Maybe I can change that. That would be amazing. Any questions about my corona test? Because they were pretty great. How often do you plan on getting tested? Well, I've been tested three times already today. Every break someone comes in and sticks at them and I do a different hole every hour. So, you know, you wait until next break.
Starting point is 01:07:15 You don't turn your head on this one. Okay, but seriously. I have to get tested every week on my Nat Geo show. Okay. Because, yeah, that's a good point. We travel to a destination. I get there. They test me as soon as I land. We have our own bubble. We don't leave. I get tested. As soon as it comes back negative, we shoot. So I'll be getting tested a lot. And I know you were nervous and you already knew I tested negative because I pha-times you last night. Yeah. But you were nervous. When you have two people up here that's positive.
Starting point is 01:07:42 And then how he answered it to me, he's like, okay, we got our results. And he goes, we are. positively negative. Oh, let's see. I know. Why do that? Why? And does your heart sink a little bit like, oh, no. And then you're like, oh.
Starting point is 01:07:57 No, because I feel like I could see it in his face that he didn't have it. Oh, stop it. You can't read it. Are you kidding? You're saying he has a bad poker face? Yeah. They're predicting Taylor Swift will be the halftime performer with the Super Bowl, which I think's great.
Starting point is 01:08:11 She'll do a great show. But is there going to be a Super Bowl? I would think so, yeah. Oh, okay. I mean, I think that they're going to play. we may be a bit delayed. There won't be people in the stands really. But I think there will be NFL football. College football, TBD, man. Right. So NFL will do like the NBA and I'll stay in a bubble. I think so. I think it'll be a semi-bubble-ish type thing. They're having issues right now because the players in the NFL don't think that the precautions are as good as they should be.
Starting point is 01:08:39 But we'll see. I still think they'll be NFL. They'll be Super Bowl. I don't think they'll be fans. But I don't care as much about that as I do college football. I made my razor-back shirt on. not today, but I don't think college football starts on time. They're already doing things. But I think Taylor will be the, what if it's a virtual Super Bowl? What does that mean? She did it at her house. Oh, virtual, her performance.
Starting point is 01:09:00 Yeah. Because then how do you do, uh... I was picturing, like, video players like Madden. It'd be like, oh, well, Tom Brady's out there. No, virtual is like everything we're watching now is virtual. Got it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:11 But Taylor Swift, I think Rihanna is one of the ones that odds makers are saying is up there as well. The Bobby Bone Show. is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it.
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Starting point is 01:12:11 If you won the lottery, would you want people to know? No. Me either. What about you would, though? Oh, yeah. I want people to know. I want to brag how rich I am and say, look at me. Come to daddy.
Starting point is 01:12:20 You want a loan? Woo-woo. Everybody's going to be asking cousins, family. They're mad at you if you don't give it to them? I don't care. I'm rich. I don't need them. A guy who won a lottery jackpot of more than $600,000
Starting point is 01:12:34 disguised his identity. And it shows, you know, when you stand up and you hold that big check, He is dressed as Darth Vader. Yeah. He didn't want people to see who he was. That's amazing. He said he wanted to keep his identity hidden because he hadn't told people yet. Because as soon as you win the lottery, they're going to come to you and be like, let me get some money.
Starting point is 01:12:52 We all got bills. And if we think we know someone with excess who could give it to us, we'd all like a piece. Yeah. And something about people asking for that seems more likely than if you worked really hard for something. I mean, people are still going to come after it. You just got lucky. Right. You should give us some of your luck.
Starting point is 01:13:09 You should share your luck. Yeah. Yeah, rarely do people say you should share your work. Hey, share the fruits of your hard labor. Right. The winner said he's still working on plans for his winnings. Quote, I want to decide what's the best thing to do before spending anything. I need to decide what my goals are, but I know I want to own a bus.
Starting point is 01:13:26 And so a house and he won $600,000 went in as Darth Vader. I'm surprised I have to put his name out, though. Some states are different. Yeah, every state. Some you can remain anonymous and other. You have to say your name, yep. This guy fakes COVID to get out of work. A restaurant in Michigan had to shut down for two days
Starting point is 01:13:44 after a busboy said he tested positive just to get out of work for the day. Costs him thousands of dollars. He probably didn't think about that part. He was a bus boy at a Michigan restaurant, timber steakhouse and seafood. He had his friend pretend that he was his dad called in today he's got coronavirus.
Starting point is 01:13:57 The restaurant had to shut down for two days losing thousands of dollars. For a bus boy. Here's the GM of the man of the restaurant talking about that. It was heartbreaking. I mean, I worked. worried about the staff. I worried about, oh my God, do I have COVID at this point? We had to shut down the business for the safety. He doesn't know what he did. And I feel terrible because
Starting point is 01:14:19 this is a young kid that made a mistake, but this is now a police matter. That stinks. Because he didn't do all that on purpose. He didn't call in sick with COVID to have all that happened. But that is. Yeah, it's different. Okay, like he probably doesn't think of it as, well, I didn't like call in with a bomb threat because that's ridiculous. I would never do that. But this is almost kind of similar because you have now given everybody that works there, the fear that they have now contracted coronavirus and that they, something terrible could happen to them. Well, as a former waiter, I can tell you that if I didn't get to work for a couple of days, I lost money too. So think about the waiters that work there. Wages, tips, they got to pay to get tested.
Starting point is 01:15:05 That's a bad situation. No, I'm sure he learned from it. At least I hope so, and he probably feels horrible. We've talked a lot about interesting piano stories recently, where the one guy goes in and plays and they give it to him. This guy's name is Jimmy Lou from Tennessee. He's 18 years old. He went viral on TikTok because he posted a video of himself.
Starting point is 01:15:20 He's playing piano with one hand. He's in like black Adita sweats, a white t-shirt. Where's glasses kind of like me. And he's playing piano with one hand, but he's also solving a Rubik's cube with the other. No way. Yeah. So here he is playing the Wii theme song
Starting point is 01:15:34 and then solving a Rubik's cube and all under 30 seconds. That's the piano. Can you hear the Rubik's Cube? Yeah. I can't do either. I can't do the piano. I can't do the Rubik's Cube.
Starting point is 01:15:59 Can you pat your head and rub your belly? Just right now without practicing. Go, pat your head. No, you're rubbing both. No, now you look like you're spanking something. I don't even know what's happening right now. You're pulling your hair out. You're spanking yourself.
Starting point is 01:16:12 I'm patting my belly and I'm rubbing my head. Now you did a little bit. I'm doing it. Oh, this feels weird. Okay, but. Yeah, I can do that. My daughter's brain, I think it might be like that. Caitlin's brain, my girlfriend reads words backwards and can spell backward.
Starting point is 01:16:30 So, yeah, people are going to do some weird stuff. Yeah, we got this. What can your daughter do? So we got this game. Shoot, what's it called? Magic blocks. If you all want to order it, it's on Amazon. It's like $13.
Starting point is 01:16:41 Magic blocks. And it's sort of like Rubik's Cube, but you have two little boards and you move the, you have a shaker. And it shakes, you shake up these little colors. And it gives you the pattern. and then you race to see who can mimic the pattern and you move the blocks around. And she fit, like I play my daughter, 13 years old. She finishes it in 30 seconds.
Starting point is 01:17:03 Dominates. Yeah, and then five minutes later, I'm still like, shoot, I can't get the blue over here with the white. I mean, our brains are just so different. It's very impressive. Here's a clip on my Instagram of Caitlin, my girlfriend. She can spell words, front word and backward. She sees the word, so she can spell it backward easily.
Starting point is 01:17:19 The word is Starbucks. Let's T-A-R-C-K-S-K-S-K-U-B-R-A-T-S. The next word is baseball. B-A-L-L-L-A-B-E-E-S-A-B. That's crazy! Okay, let's do one more. Okay. Cabinet.
Starting point is 01:17:35 I'm not soft. I'm not supposed to. I'm not saying. What is happening here? I know. Nobody in her life really highlighted how cool that was until like, and I can't get enough of it. Wow. I like, baby, do that thing turns me on.
Starting point is 01:17:48 Spell sweatsher. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Stay home, it's something good. A Michigan police officer got the call of a choking child when he said, I'm on the case. He pulls up and the mom comes running out with a three-week-old baby who's choking, not breathing. Officer jumps out of his car, flips that baby over, boom, boom, boom.
Starting point is 01:18:14 And it's like, look, she's got a pulse. She's okay. Call him's the mom saves the baby. So, so calm under pressure And it was all caught on the dash cam video Woohoo, boy That was awesome Three weeks
Starting point is 01:18:27 You probably gotta hit that baby just right Not too hard Not too soft Because it's three weeks old But not too soft Because you gotta get out whatever it is Yeah Man shout out to that police officer
Starting point is 01:18:36 That's what it's all about That was tell me something good On the phone with us now Is our video producer who is still gone Because he has coronavirus It's producer ready Hey man how you feeling today What up?
Starting point is 01:18:48 What up? I feel good, man. I'm ready to get out of this joint. Are you still locked in the bedroom? I am, and I'm thinking about breaking out today. Dude, I can't take much of this. Like, I'm kind of over it. I'm ready to get out.
Starting point is 01:19:00 No, I get you're over it, but is it's safe to go out where your wife is and your four kids. Well, the doctor did say today was the day if I felt better, get out. You know, like, but I still am dealing with a little bit of chest congestion. Then you can't. Yeah, you can't go if you're not symptomless, right? No, but this is what I'm thinking, bones. Like, the chest thing, I feel like it's an aftermath of what the virus did to me.
Starting point is 01:19:25 Like, you know, you have the symptoms of tiredness and the chills and then the headaches and the sinus and all that. All that's gone. And I had the chest pressure, and now that's kind of the remaining thing where I just got to cough it all up and open it up there. Okay. Are you diagnosing yourself or the doctor told you all this that you just said? Did you make up this story? or is it? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:48 That's just me thinking. I mean, if you listen to your body, I believe it tells me what to do. What do you've been eating every day? Different things, you know. I breakfast with a, you know, like a protein bar, banana, a cup of coffee, lots of water, a sandwich for lunch. And then yesterday, lunchbox and his wife brought us dinner. What did bring you? Could we brought your pizzas?
Starting point is 01:20:12 They beat us? They did Italian, like chicken parmesan. with salad. It's okay, I guess. Oh, man, I'm going to have to sign up for the meal train and bring you some Mexican. Here's the thing, Eddie. If you walk out of that room and you get back involved with your wife, kids, the day-to-day, first of all, let's take the medical part out of it, the symptoms.
Starting point is 01:20:37 If you do that, you're then expected to do that, and Fun Time is now officially over. Fun time, meaning being in my room? Room, video games, food. taken care of. This is a once in a lifetime thing, Eddie. And the corona, we're glad you're feeling better. But I'm saying if you go and you integrate yourself back into the day to day, you're going to have to do that. Bones, I really went into this thing thinking like, you know, five days, six days into quarantine.
Starting point is 01:21:01 This isn't bad, you know? Like I got video games. I got movies, Netflix, everything. I have meals coming to my door. Yes, it's awesome. And then I started thinking like, well, prison's not too bad if it's like this. But then Then bones, after a while, I mean, I want out. I started peeling the popcorn ceiling off of my room now because I'm like getting bored.
Starting point is 01:21:24 But you feel good, huh? I feel good, man. I'm just waiting for this chesting to clear up. Like, I can take a deep breath now, and it hurts just a little bit, and I want to cough more, but that's it. Oh, did you tell the guys the good news? No, no, no, no. What good news?
Starting point is 01:21:41 What are you talking about? Guys, yesterday I found out that I can smell again. Look at this. Yeah. Look at this. What was it? The pizza? No, no.
Starting point is 01:21:53 You want to know how it happened? Yeah. Bar soap because you said you took a shower and you couldn't smell the soap. That's how you knew you lost your smell. No, guys, I farted and I smelled my own. I told you, guys. I told you.
Starting point is 01:22:06 That's what he did. They didn't believe me, dude. We thought Bobby lied to us. But did you try smelling something? something that didn't come from your body? Yes. And as soon as I smelled that, I ran up and I went to the bathroom and I got rubbing alcohol. And I'm like, oh my gosh, I smell that.
Starting point is 01:22:22 And then I got the deodorant. I smell that. Cologne. I'm back, boys. That's good. Eddie, I told them that story earlier and they thought I was making it up being funny. No, it's a true story. It was one of those things, too.
Starting point is 01:22:35 I was just like, I'd done it 500 times before while I've been in this room. And then all of a sudden I was like, wait a second. I smelled that. Oh, my gosh. Hey, so what's the plan? You're getting another test when? Tomorrow. Okay, so you get one tomorrow, and then if it comes back negative, then what happens?
Starting point is 01:22:56 And then, I mean, then for sure, I'm out. For sure, I'm out of the room, and then I kind of, you know, back into normal activity. But then I guess you say I got to take two. So, I mean, I'm just going to go right back and take another one. Hey, scuba, isn't that the rule? Let's bring scuba, Steve, our executive, producer on. How does Eddie get to come back to work? So I have to confirm, but I believe it's two tests that are negative within a two-week period. So you take this test, wait a few days, and take it
Starting point is 01:23:23 again. Okay. So he's going to take one tomorrow. Yeah. And then wait a couple days and then take another one. If they both come back negative, he's free to come in. He's free to come in. Yeah, he's out of jail. And so with Lunchbox and Morgan, they sit right by, they all sit by each other. We had a day. We mentioned this yesterday. If he gets two negatives, are you going to be okay? I mean, I'm going to have to be okay. My hands already got sweaty when you said that. But, I mean, if he takes two tests and they're negative, then he's negative. I mean, I have to be okay with that.
Starting point is 01:23:53 Morgan? Yeah, I mean, we don't really have a choice. Are you guys getting tested again? I am going to get a test. When? Tomorrow. Yeah, you doing a quick one? Yep.
Starting point is 01:24:04 Morgan? I haven't been yet, but I've thought about it since there's another person in our struggle. I'm like, I guess I should probably go again. Is that why you're going? That's why I'm going because I just started thinking I'm like, well, that person was around us. Oh, you should go, Amy. I know, but I figured if you're negative, I'm negative. That's not how it works.
Starting point is 01:24:22 Come on. Because you and I, although we are very close and as humans, we don't sit close to each other. You're the closest to me, but we're 10 feet away right here. Yeah. All right. Eddie, I'm glad to hear your smile. Can you hear it through the phone? Yes, we can.
Starting point is 01:24:38 I mean, it's really cool listening to you guys because I do miss being. there with you all and listen to the show from the outside it's fun to listen to you guys are it's a lot of fun i really miss you guys i miss being there all right well i'll talk to you later today but uh get better and we'll talk to you tomorrow at some point all right guys hey eddie what what segment would you have pitched today for us to do um i was going to pitch oh i was going to pitch that well of course lunchbox brought me lunch and it was really weird too because when they brought me lunch i did want to mention that they stayed outside for like 10 minutes going through the meal
Starting point is 01:25:13 and I watched them through the window and I don't know what they were doing but they were taking stuff out, taking stuff in. I even saw at one point lunch open up the salad and then pour some of the salad into another container. It was very strange. I don't know what was happening. Listen, we just dropped it on the porch
Starting point is 01:25:28 and I drove away and was like, Eddie, it's there, buddy. Did you have another delivery? No, no, no, the salad because we got us dinner also and there was two things, the salad. And I was like, well, Eddie's wife is the only one that really eats the salad. So she doesn't need that full thing. So you took their salad?
Starting point is 01:25:41 So I poured some of their salad into our bag. And like chicken parm, I was like, I didn't order chicken parr. But that's a lot of chicken parm for their fans. So I took one cutlet of chicken to put it in my thing. No, you didn't. I really did. Yeah, you did. I'm telling you, I watched it all.
Starting point is 01:25:56 And I was like, it's very strange. They've been out there for 10 minutes because lunchbox is he's the guy that pulls up to your house honking. Like he starts honking two houses down. Dan, dan, dan, dan, then he pulls up. You're like, oh, well, there he is. He's here. and then they just went through all the stuff for 10 minutes. It was very strange.
Starting point is 01:26:15 Well, we'll talk you tomorrow. We'll have us a segment for tomorrow, too. All right, guys. Homework. All right, Eddie. Later, dude. Bye, guys. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University,
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Starting point is 01:29:39 better than she did being an optician, an optician. I don't know what an optician is, I'm assuming eyes. But they subscribe and she does content where she chases after balls. Oh my gosh. She walks around on a leash. She takes baths.
Starting point is 01:29:55 They watch her take bats like a dog. And the majority of her revenue comes from people requesting custom videos. One follower paid her $1,200 bucks for one piece of footage. Interesting. She makes more money doing this. than what she studied to do.
Starting point is 01:30:09 Like acting like a dog. If someone said to you, hey Amy. No. I already could tell you no, but go ahead and ask me. Like, you know, I really love a coal miner. If you just spend all day acting like a coal miner. Right. And you wear and you get dirty.
Starting point is 01:30:24 And it's going to pay you more than this show. All you have to do all day is cosplay coal miner. Would you do it? No. You wouldn't? What about cat? No. Okay.
Starting point is 01:30:33 I don't think that would be fulfilling for me. and this is. Like I would choose fulfillment and what I enjoy over money. Well, she may make it fulfillment though because as a kid she liked to do things like a dog. Good point.
Starting point is 01:30:46 So we're different. Well, people are into all kinds of stuff. We're talking about feet the other day and I didn't get feet. I don't get why guys are so into feet. Now that I could get into. Dr. Fauci's throwing out the first pitch at the Nationals Yankees game.
Starting point is 01:30:59 Oh, that's cool. Yeah. I threw out the first pitch. I've thrown out a couple like minor league, but I did, I threw one at the Chicago Cubs game last year. big deal. It's a no-win situation.
Starting point is 01:31:09 Because if you get up and you throw it over the plate, nobody cares. You're not going to throw it so fast and so hard that everybody's going to be like, dang. And then if you throw it and it's bad, you get it made fun of forever. It was awesome for me to get to go out on, you know, I've been a Cubs fan my whole life. To go out, throw it off the mound of Wrigley Field. It was amazing. Were you so nervous? No, because I was like, I'm not going to let the pressure of this ruin it.
Starting point is 01:31:34 So I just got up there and just tossed it. And Arkansas Keith's a Dyer Cubs fan. So that was the best part of it. It was taking him onto the field. Somewhere he thought he would never get to go. Yeah. Somewhere that I would have never gotten to go. Same with you. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:31:45 Yeah, yeah, yeah. But Fauci's going to have the first pitch. That was pretty cool. I saw this kid drop $20,000. A kid? On Twitch, his parents' money. I was thinking about, do you think your kids get on Amazon at one point and spent a bunch of money?
Starting point is 01:32:00 Kind of the same thing. What do they do? Well, they ordered a bunch of stuff on, they downloaded all these different apps. on their tablet that were $2.99, an app, and Amazon refunded me. They did? Yeah. This kid was on Fortnite and spent $20,000 without his parents' knowledge.
Starting point is 01:32:17 Subscriptions. What? Skins $19,870. $94 to the debit card between June 14th and June 30th. Isn't that nuts? That's like 15 days, 16 days. What? Yeah, crazy.
Starting point is 01:32:31 Yeah. Some, I mean, parents just have to be, we learned like, oh, okay. we need to have the parental control on. This is a teenager, though. They need a code to enter. Teenager can figure out that parental code. Oh, I mean, Stevens can figure it out. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:32:45 You want to do corny's after dark? Sure. Amy mentioned this earlier that she had some morning cornys after. I don't know I can say them though. If you say it and it comes off as bad, we're going to bleep it. Ray, do you have the bleep already? Yep. I'm going to start with the one that I don't think we'll have to bleep.
Starting point is 01:32:59 So we do this segment. If you've heard the show long enough, Amy does a quick corny joke at the top of the hour last hour, not this hour, last hour. And it's always wholesome, and it started as a joke. But kids loved it, so we just do it, it's quick. This is not for kids. But this is the corny after dark, which we know it's not after dark,
Starting point is 01:33:14 but after dark just means when the kids are in school or away. Who cares? This is like... Do you have the specific imaging, too? Yep. There we go. And now the morning corny, after dark. What's the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?
Starting point is 01:33:31 What's the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome? Pull down it's genius. That was morning corny. Get it. After dark. Oh, we got it. That was funny. Jeans with the jeans.
Starting point is 01:33:45 I know. That one's like a little after dark, but. You're worried about this one? I'm worried about this one. All right, here we go. And now the morning corny after dark. What did the elephant say to the naked man? What did the elephant say to the naked man?
Starting point is 01:34:00 How do you breathe through that tiny thing? We don't have to beat that. Okay. We don't have to beat. That's good. Okay, okay. That was morning corny after dark. You have another one? Yeah, I have two more.
Starting point is 01:34:18 Okay, go ahead. I'm nervous. And now the morning corny after dark. What did the man say to the police officer who told him, anything you say will be held against you? What do you say? Boobes. Okay, and one more?
Starting point is 01:34:42 Oh, this one. And now the morning corny after dark. Amy's waving this one off already. Get the beeper ready, Ray. Be ready to beep. Stop. Go ahead. Okay.
Starting point is 01:34:57 What did the sperm bank receptionist say to the clients before they left? What did the sperm bank receptionist say to the clients before they left? Thanks for coming. Beep that one out. Yeah. That was. Morning Corny After Dark
Starting point is 01:35:15 So here's what we're gonna do Hold on, here's what we're gonna do We're gonna beep it out But on a podcast We'll unbeep it Okay So if you're listening to us on the podcast Right now you heard it
Starting point is 01:35:26 On the radio Ray hit the beeper on that one We good with that everybody That's hilarious You want to hear the podcast Bobby Bone's show Search for it wherever you listen to your podcast That one's funny
Starting point is 01:35:38 So yeah After Dark Okay, that's all my afterdocs I have for now. Okay. These boaters, they went out for the day, and people always want to see dolphins or whales or maybe a shark. You know if you're out in the ocean, right? This eight-foot shark circled this boat for 15 minutes.
Starting point is 01:35:57 Oh my gosh. The mean one, the big, great white shark. Imagine you're out on the boat, it's a nice day, and then this shark is circling you for 15 minutes. That's what happened. And I don't think I've ever seen a shark except in an aquarium. Have you? No.
Starting point is 01:36:12 I've never seen one like at the ocean. I think I'd be freaking out a little bit though. The eight-foot shark circled them for 15 minutes. They took pictures, but I guess you only circle
Starting point is 01:36:21 when you're hungry. Yeah. For sure, if I also, if I was on that boat and I saw the article the other day about how the shark just jumped in and ate the boy. Well, pulled the boy.
Starting point is 01:36:28 The dad jumped in on the shark and saved him. I know, but still, tried to eat them. All right, that's it. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Bye everybody. The Bobby bone, sure.
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