The Bobby Bones Show - Mon Part 2: Best Cuss Word Replacements + List Of Things We Believe Or Not

Episode Date: July 29, 2024

We do a draft of the best replacements for cuss words. What would be on your team? Plus, we share a list of things most Americans believe or don't believe in and more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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No curse No curse words Or alive's To put you through But Mike D's writing This week's next bit Now Bobby's on the mic

So you know what this is Best replacements For curse words No curse words Or allow But sometimes you use A word that's not a curse word Okay

We roll the dice I get to go first I'm so excited about it I'm gonna go with crap. That's my number one pick. And we all know the word it's a replacement for. Crap is it number one. You don't know what the replacement word is?

No. It starts with the S. Oh. Yeah. All right. First overall pick, crap. Amy, you're up second. Freaking.

Mm-hmm. I'm so freaking annoyed right now. Freaking is a good replacement curse word. What the freak? Oh, I don't go that close to it, though. That's like walking on the edge. Are you doing freaking? I think.

Or free. What are you doing? I think freaking. Freaking. Okay. Yeah. Okay. So we got crap and freaking.

Lunchbox. Yeah. I struggle with these because I use the real words. We know. Yeah. So I'm going to go with Son of a gun. Good one.

Son of a gun. That's a good one. And gun is a replacement for another one. Yeah. You know it, right? Yeah. Yeah, because my replacement is different. I don't say son of a good one.

A gun. Good. Then what you should say, you should use it if you want to draft it. Yeah, go ahead. Son of a gun's a good one. Well, I'll wait. Well, you have to because it's not your turn. Morgan?

I also have a little bit of Sailor's mouth, but I'm going to go with Holy moly. Holy moly. Which would be replaced, is moly replacing the S word? Yeah. It could also be a few other things, but that's the most common, I would say. In your mind, Moli replaces that. Yeah. Holy moly.

Dang it. You can do whatever you want. Ramundo, your replacement for a curse word. We all got our starting swearing with What the heck? Yeah. So are you doing what the heck? That's strong. What the heck?

That's a good one. That's a good one. Okay, I have crap. Amy, that's freaking. Son of a gun from lunchbox. Holy moly from Morgan and what the heck. Okay, now we're going to go backward, Ramundo, since you went last in the first round. You go first.

I'm doing this one just because it feels almost as good as a swear word, and I still say it to this day. Mother Trucker. That is good. That's funny. I think we get the replacement. That's funny. Morgan?

Yeah, I think I'm going to go, shut the front door. Shut the front door. That one even feels like somebody's saying it. Those are the best ones when it like. Yeah. Shut the front door. Lunchbox? Oh, fudge.

Oh, fudge. He's good. Let's go with old budge. Okay, I like it. By the way, we're doing nothing wrong by doing this segment. It just feels weird, doesn't it? We're doing all replacement because we can't say... And fudge replaces a different one.

Yes, we got... We know what it is. Yeah, yeah. Amy, go ahead. Okay, mine's son of a biscuit. Mm-hmm. Son of a biscuit. Son of a biscuit.

That's good. All right, it's over to me. Man, it's... I'm gonna do... Lou, I don't know if you want to do that one. I'm going to do, can I do, like. I thought you just said or there. No, there's so many.

I'm going to do just F, F, the letter F this. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, so just the letter, but I want the whole thing to be F this. F this, okay. I don't curse. I haven't cursed in years. I'm not against it.

I just don't. So I have to actually use these. I'm thinking about what I would say. Yeah. I have this. Okay. This is tough. This is tough.

And we're also walking an edge here. So I'm going to go first in the third round. And I think I'm going to go with gosh dang it. Okay. I think I'm going to go with gosh dang it. That's what was my next one. But are they too much the same? No, they're different.

They're different. Totally different. If you want to run it, they're similar, but they're different. Gosh, dang it. Okay. Gosh darn it. Mother Freaker. I just go with the one you like. Or H.E. Double Hockey sticks. I was thinking about that one. I know.

I guess since I already picked Freaking, I can't pick my mother freaker. There are no rules. It's my own rule. Well, H.E. double hockey sticks. I feel like I did these in the wrong order, but that's what I'm going with. H.E. double hockey sticks. Good. That's like old school too, like grandparents. That's been around for a long time.

Yeah. Lunchbox. One that I try to say, but I never come out. It comes out the other word. I'm going with it. Go ahead. Mother sucker. I've not heard that. No, no, because I say the real word. But I've never, why would you want to say the other?

Because you do curse. No, no, that's what I'm saying. I try to say. He's just making one up right now. No, no, mother sucker is one that I have. Okay. Morgan. I never heard mother sucker.

Go ahead. Mine is actually really similar to lunchbox. Well, no, never mind. I changed my mind. I'm going to go with. Dacknabit. What? How do you spell that? Dagnabbit?

You've never heard anybody who, Dagnavett. And said, eh, good one. Yeah, no, I've heard it. I've heard, like, don't gondit. I've heard Dagnavit. I got a question. Maybe like Looney Tunes or something. I'll wait until Ray's done, but then I had one,

but I didn't know if you guys would consider it a curse word. Okay, Ray, I am going to choose. See you next Tuesday. No. Oh. Oh. What? That was done.

Yeah, that one's dirty. I think we have to bleep that one. You're dirty. I think we have to bleep that. We can't even do that one in the game. I have no idea what we're talking about. Spell it out. No, no, don't even say it because I think we had to bleep.

I don't think you can. We can't. I think we can, you can either choose to leave it bleeped here and put it on the podcast or you can choose another one. I'm going to choose another one. Okay. I'm going to go with holy Shataki. Why are Ray's so close and are going to get us in trouble?

Like a Shataki mushroom? I've never heard that one. Scooby-Kin, do we have to bleep that one? No, that's been in movies like Ace Ventura. But that's a movie where you can say words. Yeah, that's true. That was a terrible way for me to bring that up. But I think it's fine.

Holy Shataki, it's a mushroom. Okay. Ray? Chauti mushrooms. Yeah! If you want to go to the podcast and hear the one we weren't allowed to say because we had to bleep that one, you can. I didn't we should just end this segment now before we do.

It just kept pushing further and further. What? Can you say fudgeousicle? No, but fudge was used. Oh, fudge was? Okay, okay. What was yours one? Fux that you were questioning?

No, that's a real one. That's a real one. Yeah. No, no. Hey, we had to bleep that one. No, that's actually a one. That's why Bobby said, gosh darn. Yeah, that's actually one.

You used a bad word. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought that was like. Blip back for the show. But we put it on the, I didn't believe it for the podcast, too. We can't do either one of those.

I don't consider that a curse one. But now I'm like, since Bobby went at this, I'm like, we've gone after you. Okay, we're done. We're done. We're moving on. The story was Americans may not agree on much, but they agree. And they list all these things. And like a number one, 92% of Americans agree that you should always or sometimes tip at a sit-down restaurant.

Like, who are the 8% that think you should never? Because that means always or sometimes. Yeah. There's 8% that think you shouldn't even sometimes. Okay. Which is weird. That's a little extreme. I'm like, I don't think you should tip as much as we say we should tip.

20% seems ridiculous. But not tipping at all. Okay, I don't believe that. Now, I do think the restaurant should pay them higher wages so I don't have to tip, but that's another topic. Yes, it is. Yes. 91% of Americans have an unfavorable opinion of North Korea as Kim Jong-un,

which, by the way, I watched the North Korean Olympic team, which I was surprised they had one. I know Russia had been banned. They changed the name of Russia, you know, in the prior Olympics because they weren't allowing them for the steroids. Yeah. I did not know North Korea got to have a team. It doesn't feel like they should.

If I'm being honest with you. Yeah, they would be testing those athletes? Yeah, I think they just play like table tennis and stuff. Yeah, because I haven't seen them in swimming or anything. I didn't see them doing anything crazy. 90% approved of George W. Bush's handling of his job, September 2001. Now, these are all the things that Americans agree on the most. Oh.

that other 11% I wonder what that bubble is and how that relates to the 8% that didn't want to tip 11% say it's okay like it's morally okay

to have an affair I take a fair as not being honest because if you're in some sort of open deal every relationship has its own rules I'm not going to judge

you as long as you're in a relationship and you guys are being honest with each other good for you ain't for me but I'm not going to tell people what it is for them

but an affair feels like that is a lie. And who thinks it's okay to lie? I think it's a percentage of that people is their partner had an affair so they forgive them. But they're like, you know what? I can get them back so it's eye for an eye. I'm not sure about that. 88% believe marijuana should be legal for medical use. I was surprised it was that high. Just for medical use? No, and I'm saying that's extremely high for medical use. Yeah, that's true.

87% of proof of Biden's choice to drop out. Yeah, I think both sides were like, hey, bro. I think everybody's a little too old. 86% say small businesses have a positive effect on the country. 86% have an unfavorable opinion of Russia. 85% say cloning humans is morally unacceptable. So here's where I jump into this. What if we're like cloning human body parts to give to people that have cancers,

or a blood disease that has done terrible things to an organ. Yeah, we need to be able to do that. I never even thought about that. But that's, you know, it's a little murky there because you're cloning human body parts. Okay, hear me out. Why don't we just start printing 3D arms and stuff? Hear me out. They do.

They do. Yeah, we're talking about it and tell me something good a lot. No, but why don't we do that more often then? Like, why is it such a rare occurrence? Why aren't we doing this every day? I don't. I think the human arm that you're thinking of is like made of skin and bone, but the ones they're making are of the materials

they can actually use in a 3D printer, which is hard. So it's like when someone loses their arm, yeah. Got it. Different materials. You can't only put human skin in one of those and just be like... I have no idea.

I don't know how they work because they talk about how they print these things. I'm just like, it so confuses me. 83% of people keep their smartphone near them almost all the time during waking hours. I'm surprised it's that low. 81% say divorce is morally acceptable. That's a big change in the,

the last 30 years. 81% use YouTube. 80% watch fireworks on July 4th, in person or on TV. I don't think I watched fireworks this year. What? They didn't have fireworks we were. Did you do any yourself? Like, I mean, I watched some of people's

Instagram stories and I was like, skip. Skip. Skip. Skip. Maybe I'll watch one for a second. Skip. It's like people to post concert footage. Just show me where you are. I'm not going to watch like three in a road though. If I want to hear the song, I'll go stream it. I don't mind you putting up one story. And also, do whatever you want. But no one's going to watch a whole chorus

on your Instagram story. An age limit for politicians, almost 80% of people. I could agree. I think if there's an age limit on the bottom side, you've got to put one on the top side as well. Always decorate their home for holidays. 75%. Surprise that many do it.

Maybe I'm not because as soon as I had someone normal in my house, My wife, we started decorating. I never decorated because I was like, why? Who cares? I'm a single guy. It doesn't matter. We started decorating a little bit when my wife became my wife.

For Christmas and Thanksgiving as we're talking, right? We're not talking all the random holidays like St. Patty's Day, Easter. Yeah, I don't think that's the case. Okay. I've never seen a real St. Paddy's Day house. Hey, some people do. I don't know that I've ever driven by one that's just full of St. Patty's Day. Yeah, you're right.

You know, four leaf clover's in the yard or anything. Some people keep their Christmas tree up year round and then they decorate it for Valentine's Day? I've never seen that either. Only in the movies. Yeah, only like in Taylor Swift songs. 65% think intelligent life exists on other planets.

No way. I swear to you. Oh my God. 65% thoughts. Lunchbox. How do 65% of Americans feel this? Like, how do they fall for this? That is so disappointing.

I thought we were smarter than that as a country. Oh. So you're saying you don't. No. There ain't no little green men bous it around. I'm saying they have to be little green men. We're even made of the same organic matter we're made of. Every show I watch, it's a little green man.

So you're basing your thoughts on scientific advancement and what we've learned from it on, I don't know, alien shows in the 70s? Yeah. I'm just not a big believer in that. Until they come and talk to me, they're not there. What if one came to you tonight and came to your window and knocked? It said, hello, lunch, lunch, rogues. Would you come to the show tomorrow and tell us? Probably not.

Because? You got to think out of crazy. You guys would be like, you. You are such an idiot. You would never believe it. Actually, 65% of people would believe it. No, no, no, but... I wouldn't believe it.

Right. I believe if there's something out there, because it's vast, it's so unknown. I can't... There's no way I consider and say it's not possible because I have no idea. But just because we believe it could be doesn't mean we think they would talk to him.

And we think the people that say that a lot of times are making it up or under the influence of something. Well, they don't talk. They won't speak our language. Lunchbox. If they communicate with you, it might be through... different means than hey lunchbox

telepathy. No, no, if they knocked on my window and talked to me, I would never come and tell you guys because you would look at me like I was one of the, I was an alien. You'd be part of the 65% you hated? Yes. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what I'm saying. Yep, that's me, Clever Taylor the 4th.

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Like you saw our boat Our boat was jam-packed with athletes There were some boats when they'd They were like Argentina Amsterdam Like three people I mean there was one country Had two people

Never heard of the country They had like siblings with them Just to put enough people on the boat It was awesome Some boats had four different countries on the same boat And they would go out of order Because they know alphabetically They would do Germany up front

So I googled it And in French They don't say Germany They say like, ah, ha, ha, ha. So it starts with an A. So anything out of order is because in France, they spell it differently. A couple of those countries, a wife and I were watching the opening ceremonies, we were like, why is Germany up front?

Or why is, but yeah, we're dominating. I did watch the game yesterday. I don't know what it was called. But I had it up on YouTube TV and had the four screens up. And it looked like soccer, but it was inside. And there was a goal, and they would throw the ball all around with their hands it catch it. Oh, it's handball. I thought handball was like, like racquetball.

No. It looked like hand soccer. They were throwing a ball. And then one woman would get in the middle of the crowd and like try to screen somebody hard. And then they would chunk it. It was like 20 to 19. Every time they go down, they would score. Yeah. And they have to like bounce pass.

If they're moving forward, they have to dribble it. And they only get three steps. You can't get in the blue circle. I mean, I didn't know what was going on. But I liked it for a second. Then I watched sevens rugby, women's rugby? Oh, I haven't seen that. We have a woman that just runs through people.

Really? Like, she went the full length of the field. I don't even know what's happening. I know that in real rugby, there's more than seven, or they wouldn't call it sevens? Yeah, I think there's 11. Yeah, she was crushing folks. And she was wearing all black.

Maybe she was the only one on our team that was wearing all black. I don't know. But I watched her take some people down. There were over 80 medals handed out at the Olympics. We won 12 of those. I did see Katie Leudecky finished third in a race. Yeah, I watched it. Yeah.

That's sad. She is the favorite to win the next two, but she did not win that one. But was she happy with bronze? Like, was that was she supposed to win it? I don't know. I don't know who's supposed to win, who's not. I just watch it. And then when they get to the middle, I'm like, yeah.

And then, like, I watched our women go one, two, and something yesterday in some swimming event. And the one woman that got second, I think, is the world record holder. So I was like, she's supposed to win, but she didn't. She looked pretty sad. Yeah, I think so. Do you see the swim cap that came off in the pool and they had to call that guy out? Because the swimmers can't go get the swim cap? No.

Like during a race, one of the swim caps came off. Never seen that. I think his name was like Bob. Oh. Bob the cap catcher. So he comes out in a speedo and he doesn't look like the Olympians. He looks pretty good, but he's a little bit more of a normal figure. Yeah.

Because it's Olympians. You got to think they're doing that eight, nine hours a day. They're ripped up. Bob has to come and jump in the pool and his little rainbow speedo because they can't let the the other swimmers jump in. He can't just wear board shorts? I don't know. I thought the same thing.

But he may be European. If he's European, they don't wear board shorts probably for anything. Style there. Do you see the one girl that won gold but she didn't have her glasses on? She couldn't see that she won gold and she's like squinting. It's awesome. And what? Swimming.

So she didn't have a way to see it. That's me every time I wake up in the morning using my phone. Huh? What's today? What's on my calendar? Yeah, she won gold. I've really not set aside any time to just watch the Olympics, but I've watched a lot of the Olympics because it's just

we just kind of keep it on. It's on all day and it is awesome. Or it's on my social media a lot. And so New York Times is a cool thing with the swimming where they show people where they jump off and they're little robots and they show them swimming and they show their time and if they want or not, it's pretty cool.

Technology is pretty cool. Men's basketball won. They beat Serbia by like 30 points. So that was good. But yeah, Olympics are happening for a couple weeks. How would y'all feel about the, you know, there's the study they did where, You want the gold, right?

But if you get silver, you're more unhappy than if you were to have gotten bronze because you're so much closer to the gold. So you would have. I would still be unhappy with gold. I'd be like, if I don't do this again next in the Olympics, I'm going to be a loser. Okay. That's how my mind works. Oh, man, there was a race yesterday where someone got the gold and two people tied for the silver. No one got bronze.

What kind of race? Swimming. Exactly to the hundredth? Wow. Exactly. They touched at the same time. And so the one person got gold, two people got silver, and then no bronze. That is, so they're both standing on the podium getting silvers.

Wow. What's the craziest or most fun thing you watched, Olympic-wise? Oh, badminton. I mean, I thought, okay, this is going to be so stupid. Dude, it is so awesome. They hit it so hard, and I watched doubles. And, I mean, they are just, whoa. I mean, a rally of like 25 hits of the shuttle cot.

Whack, whack, whack, I was enthralled. I don't know if they've started table tennis yet, but I watched. Oh, that stuff is the great. Pump up videos. There's one guy that they're calling Lebrun. I think he's the French 17-year-old table tennis champion. 17? I'm not rooting for him because he's not American.

But yeah, I think he's like super elite table tennis player. Today, I guess round three. Yeah, I've seen some of these videos, but it's so quick. It looks like Forrest Gomp, you know, when they're playing. It's pretty awesome. But it is a little confusing that France has red, white, and blue because my kids see that flag. And they're like, oh, USA One. I'm like, no, it's France.

They're like, Dad, but it's red, white, and blue. Do we even have a good tableton as player? I have no idea. Yeah, I don't even know if we do either. We won some fencing, though. Didn't see that. That's the most boring sport I ever seen. I never even know.

I thought you stab someone. You barely touch them. They stop it. I was watching some karate, but it wasn't karate. They were kind of wrestling at the same time, and it was zero zero for a long time. I don't know how you got,

because they had like the belts on. They had the robes like karate, but they were like wrestling. Was it jujitsu? I don't know, guys. And the announcers weren't really giving me anything about like, how to score points because it was zero zero for a lot of time. And I was like, I don't really get what's going on, but cool.

You know what? That's the news. There it is. That's our... Bobby's Big. Stories. This couple bought a lottery ticket. It was a $5 lottery ticket.

It wasn't a scratch-off. I don't think. And the wife threw it away. And the husband was like, I don't know. Let me look at this. Go on the garbage. So it goes into the garbage and gets it. He goes, you have a 12 on it.

So they went and looked at it. And they won $200,000. Wow. The fact that they just threw it away. Lunchbox, what can you have seen that happened here? I have no idea that the woman is just not very observant. Doesn't know how to play the lottery. Doesn't think maybe you have to have all the numbers to win any money?

I don't know. But the fact that she just threw it in the trash without double checking, without checking with her husband, hey, like maybe he's a lottery player. She's not. I mean, the fact that he saw it in the trash and was like, now let me dig it out because it, does that mean that she's often throwing stuff away? Like she doesn't. Misplacing a lot of things.

Yes. To me it thinks it's like, hey, she doesn't value. I'll just toss that away. It's just trash. Like my wife, when I write notes for the show and I leave papers around, she just throws them in the trash. Yeah, but your notes, you scribble on every part of the paper in all directions. It looks like garbage. I know.

Yeah, because his notes, his ideas, those equal money. They do. Some of them equal. No, they don't equal that much. But one of these times it's going to be a million-dollar idea. My wife will throw it in the trash. And you can blame her on throwing your old million. million dollar ideas in the trash that you don't even know what they are anymore because you

probably throw it away. Great point. Because if they would have never found this ticket, they would have never known. They'd never been sad about the lottery. They would have never known. They would have never known. They would have never know. Oh my God.

Got a lot of messages asking me to comment on Southwest Airlines. And Southwest said over the weekend they were going to start assigning seats. So for 50 years, if you've flown Southwest, you go and you get on. But they started doing things slowly like the A, the B, the C. They've slowly been guiding us to their. going to start assigning seats. By the way, they weren't not assigning seats because it actually saved money. What they were trying to do was save time.

That was never about saving money. And finally, they were like, we're having so many issues with people fighting about seats. And also, they're not that much cheaper anymore. No, they used to be a lot cheaper, man. I used to never look at any other airline. I would just book Southwest because I knew it was dirt cheap. Boy, I don't know. I want to fly anything dirt cheap.

I want to fly something a little less expensive. But not dirt cheap. I may, you ever been on spirit? No. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Why? That's an adventure.

I mean, the tray table is you can't even fit your water bottle on it. They're so small. Your hand is bigger than the tray table. You got to pay for... Is that a tray or a table then if your hand's bigger than it? No, and you got to pay for water. You got to pay for everything. It is bare bones.

Not your book, but it is... Hey, they get you there. I think... Oh, that is not. That's not the slogan I want to hear from my airline. Hey, hey. hey we'll get you there. Southwest also wants to charge more for the better seats.

Yeah, see, this is where it starts going downhill. They're going to start having first class. They're going to be, I thought they were the blue collar airline. But they really weren't charging a lot less. I know, but now they're going to charge more for seats. So then I don't think they're going to charge more for general seats. I think they're going to charge a little more for the premier seats. Now, are you going to pay to pick your seat?

Because if I got my family going, I don't know. It'll be like any other airline. Okay. You'll just get your ticket there. All the confusion has stopped. So the, like, you know, the comfort seats on other airlines, you have more leg room. But on Southwest, they're all the same unless you're in the exit row. So are they going to redesign?

Like, are some of the seats going to be. I don't know. As far as what they're doing with the seats, I've not got the memo on that one yet. But, you know, I would think window seats, probably five bucks extra. Oh, see? Isle seats 250. Oh, well, that's good for me. As I get older, I love aisle because I have to go to the bathroom more.

Yeah, I don't like the aisle. Because people always wake me if I fall asleep, having to go to the bathroom more. Yeah. Yeah. A New York mom was horrified to find a four-year-old daughter's Burger King meal splattered with blood. Did you guys see the story? Blood for me. Disgusting, yeah.

Tiffany Floyd took her four-year-old to the fast food drive-thru in New York and was shocked when she saw their meal covered in red liquid. All shared was mom, I don't want ketchup, so she grabbed the bag thinking they messed up her order again. And there was blood all over the hamburger, the wrapper. And this is not a Burger King thing. This is a specific instance of it. gosh. That one building and the people inside of it. But she started yelling at her daughter, spit out your food, because she had already started eating it. She said, spit out your food. She did have fries and a bit of a hamburger.

And then she, the mom looked at her meal and saw the blood on her meal as well. Oh my gosh. Did the employee like cut their hand or something? Who knows? There's no answer. But they have to, they went to the doctor and the doctor's like, we'll have to wait 30 days for results to see if you got any blood diseases. That's from the New York Post. Oh my gosh. Yeah, that sucks. Mom, I don't like ketchup.

But the thing is, I saw the package, it's red, but it does not look like ketchup because it's way thinner. The red's way thinner than what ketchup would have been lumped. It's like that. Sounds like somebody got really upset about Southwest. They were having it. You have to know your hand is bleeding when you are. But it was all over the whole meal. That's what I'm saying.

So you have to know you are bleeding onto the meal. Like as you're wrapping it up, you have to see. blood just pouring out of your hand or your nose or wherever you're bleeding from. I mean, you go back to that Burger King ride and go, hey, who packed this? Like, hey, which one of you guys is bleeding? Let me talk to whoever packed this and get them tested, too. Oh, 100%. Not just get us tested, but let's get you tested as well.

Because there's a chance that they could have something that you don't. Mom, I don't like ketchup. Also, Morgan's launching our podcast today. Morgan, what is your podcast called? It's called Take This Personally. So what's it about? It's about basically the whole purpose behind it was to make sure people feel less alone in the world and they're really hard moments.

So you have somebody on that's a retired party girl. Yeah, her name is Amanda. Why? That's a job. Yeah, she decided to quit drinking because she wanted to have better relationships with people. She just found that drinking was really ruining her life. And so you got her in, what did you guys talk about? Yeah, and so we talked about like objectifying your body, how body images issues are a thing.

We talked about relationship scars, like how you can be in a bad relationship. and then healthy and how do you handle that? And then we also talked about endorphins and how legally blonde was right. Oh, exercise releases endorphins. Yeah. Dorphins make people happy and happy people don't kill their husbands. Yep, exactly.

That's it. It's called Take This Personally with Morgan. Lunchbox, how do you feel about that? The party or the retired party girl. Are you a retired party boy? No, I mean, I've scaled back. I wouldn't say I'm completely out of the game. Like if there's a night that I need to tie one on, I can tie one on.

But, I mean, I have definitely gone into the twilight of my career. It's not like I'm in the heyday, but I can still do it every once in a while. Ramund, I feel like you're still kind of in it. No, not really. Now, I'm in the country. I mean, there's no bars really around me that you can just throw down at. You're drunk every weekend still. I mean, it was my buddy's birthday this last weekend.

It's always something. It's always something. Well, then we were on vacation before that. Yeah. Other than that, it's just a couple beers in the patio in the country. Check out Morgan's podcast. It is up today. Today is the first day it exists.

It's called Take This Personally. What is your, with Morgan? Yeah, take this personally with Morgan. Just with Morgan. Yeah, you can say my last name. It's on there. So it is on there. Yeah, it's on there.

But wait, I got a question. Go ahead. How, like, how well known was this party girl? I mean, to be famous enough to be like, I'm a retired party girl. Retired. Retired. And for Morgan to, like, find her. Like, I mean, she must have been some.

Yeah, how did you find her? That's a good point. How did you find a retired party girl? So I found her on Instagram and she does. She has almost 500,000 followers. So, like, she does have a good following. She has a book. She created a whole women's therapy center.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like she has things that she's done. It's just a funny title, retired part of girl. Yeah. Yeah. And it didn't sound like you were saying retired, which is why I kind of coughed a little bit. What do you mean? He stuttered.

And it's a different R word that almost came out that we were not. You didn't, you didn't say on purpose. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just thought it was kind of crazy that she determined she was good enough as a partyer to say, I'm retired. Take this personally. The Morgan's new podcast. You guys check it out.

Let's check on the weekends. Amy, what did you do? I just did a bunch of stuff at the house and hung out with my kids. I hadn't seen my son in almost two weeks because he was in Colorado with his dad. And so I got him back on Friday, which was cool because my daughter didn't go on the trip because she was working. she opted. She wanted to stay and work her job. And so I had her for three. Now I have her this week, too. So I'm going to have her for three weeks. But I missed seeing him for two. So getting him back, we just did a lot of family time, things around the house. And I didn't do much else. It rained. It did rain. It rained. It did rain. It rained. Nice. Especially because I've been watering my yard so much. And it's like, I can really tell my age. And I'm like, oh, thank you, Lord. It's raining. I don't have to go water my yard. Lunchbox, what did you do? We did the pool

We did a night out with some families in the neighborhood Went to a restaurant together You went to a restaurant with just families in the neighborhood Yeah Wow Yeah with other they have they have kids That and so they You know the kids know each other

So we That's my wife's doing I ain't my doing Did you make friends with any of the other dudes I mean they're fine None that you're drawn to to have like an extra friendship Nah not ones that I mean like What do they like

like do they have you talk to like hey what are your hobbies what do you do for fun that's the problem is like one's like a computer programmer I ain't got nothing in common with that like I don't know how to talk that world I don't know how to talk anything about it like it just kind of like cool but you don't have to talk about work I know but like does he like sports you like sports or did you give him the chance to even say he did I mean he likes one team but that's it and he doesn't follow anything else so if that team's playing he'll watch it but he doesn't watch the rest of the games okay The other guy didn't really care about sports. He's like, ah, whatever.

You know what I mean? That's tough. When you don't know a dude and he doesn't know sports, that's tough. I'm like, all right. Well, um, what do we talk about now? That's like the bonding thing for guys. That's the easy thing to talk about. And as you're talking about that, you can kind of find out what your other interests are.

Yeah, you got little tangents, like little tree branches that go this way, that way. The roots go. So then I would just start talking politics. Like, why not? What? No, I'm joking. Oh. I was like, gosh.

That sounds terrible. How many families went to this? Two other ones. Oh, so three total. Yeah, three total. And then we had a kindergarten meetup thing. Like, we're at the school, they have a two-hour thing where they have pizza and Capri sons for all the kindergartners to come and kind of meet other kindergartners. And that was great.

My kid talked to no other new kids. What do you mean? He didn't talk to any of the kids. Was he supposed to? Well, I mean, there's kids there. like they're going to be in kindergarten together, but he didn't talk to any of them. So is that concern you? No, he was just like, hey, dad, you want to go play soccer on the soccer field?

So we went up on the soccer field and kicked, well, it's not really a soccer field. It's just grass. When you were that young, would you have talked to the other kids? Oh, yeah. I mean, I put kids on my arm. What up, dude, what up? Like, in first grade, like, I met this dude, AJ, still friends this day. And he was real shy.

And then we ended up being on the soccer team together. And his mom was real worried, like, oh, I don't know if AJ's going to like this. And he showed to practice. and I put my arm around and said, Hey, everybody is my buddy AJ. I talked to everybody. Is it weird that your son's not like you? Yeah, he's like my wife.

Like my wife. Because I never met a stranger. I just talked to anybody. Talk to when I was a kid. My son. Do you like that? It's tough. Like they were in something like,

they were doing something. Him and another kid. They were doing something. And I was like, oh, are you going to be in kindergarten? He's like, yeah. I was like, what's your name? Tells me the name. I was like, hey, bud, say hi.

And he was like, no. I'm like, all right, cool. Like, try to make you a friend here, but. I struggle with it. I struggle with him being shy because I'm not shy and I was never shy as a kid, so I don't understand that feeling. And so I try to and I just have to,

I just had to say it'll be okay. Yeah, it'll be okay. Shy people have done just fine. They'll sweat out. They make it in the world. They make it in the world. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Morgan, how was your weekend?

It was good. I had a little podcast launch dinner with my friend. saw a lot of you guys together. Yeah. Oh, wait. I didn't get invited to that one. It was all the girls. It was all women.

Oh. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. How'd that go? It was really good. There was a video of somebody pouring stuff into your mouth. Yeah, there's a restaurant in town.

One of my favorite is called Barcelona. And they do for celebrations, they pour sangria in your mouth from a little pitcher above you. So they ever miss? I feel like that would be a stainer. No, it's like, it's really skinny. So it goes straight into your mouth. And you have to like wave your hand. You're like, please stop.

Or they'll just keep going. How are you feeling about the podcast? I'm excited. I mean, I'm nervous. I hope people like it. I know there's a lot of podcasts out there, so I hope people want to listen and they want to do it. So that was fun. I also tried sushi for the first time. Ever? Yeah. Oh, but she doesn't eat. So what did you eat in your sushi? Well, so there was-avocado. There was vegetables in them, and there was an avocado one. I had tried it when I was super young, and I was like, I hated it. I gave it, like, one bite hated it. So I finally tried like a whole set of sushi, and I actually enjoyed it. But all, no, yeah. No, there was no fish. There was no meat. it. It was avocado veggies. Are you anti-meat because you've never had it or anti-meat because the meat feels

pain? Well, when I was eight years old and decided to do it, it was because they were animals. I didn't want to eat animals. As we've gotten older, my body just is going to reject it because it hasn't had it for so long. The one time that I accidentally ate it, it was like immediate vomit. My whole body didn't know what to do. So you swallowed it. Yeah. And it literally

my body was like, uh, it like panicked. It had like a foreign object and just went straight back out. What was that you accidentally ate? Like, what animal was chicken? Oh, man. Wow. So when was that?

That was probably when I was in high school that happened, so I haven't even tried to. It's just not worth it. So you've only been a vegetarian since high school now. Sure. No, I don't think that's right. That's an accident. I don't think that's true.

I've been playing on a rec softball team. I played like four games with them. And we had a playoff game this weekend. How to go? We won. And what position did you play? I play left field I just can't see the ball

What happened? No I'm fine Do your MVP or? No I was fine And I play fine But and I can hit Decently really well I just can't

And I can catch the ball I just can't see it Until it gets right on me And they put the blindest guy The farthest from the ball And I'm the last player there I was like the last player to join the team So I just play wherever they think

I'm I add to the team And I can play out feel pretty good But I just I just struggle Seeing anything coming from that far away. Did you catch pop flies? Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah.

I'm a pretty good outfielder. You know what you should do is take some binoculars and hold them up as when the pitch comes and when they hit it. Throw it down. I just can't see it very well. And so yeah. And you're like, oh, there it is. React.

A lot of times I'm having to just like watch the batter and like squint the whole time. Much easier to play the infill. But we did win our playoff game. We have another one this Thursday night, but it's at Thursday night at 9 p.m. Oh. Yeah, that's, I don't know. How that you can do that. I've never played a 9 p.m. weeknight game.

So, but yeah. Well, you stay up late for your dorm dudes. You stay up late for that stuff. But that's when you're at your house. Yeah, but that's in my house, though, too. And I shut down and they finished packing up all the stuff and I go to bed. Sure. No, she hasn't been to a game.

Oh. No, I just drive up, jump on and play. I did meet one of your teammates. She stopped me in the bathroom when I was out at Lainie Wilson's bar. She's like, hey, I'm one of Bobby softball teammates. And I was like, wait, what? You're one of the, like, crazy police office. officer ladies and she was like yeah and gave me the whole detail and she said you're awesome

i play pretty good i think and i'm we have fun but i just can't see well she didn't say anything about you not being able to see she said you were a great player and fun to hang out with that's very that's very nice of her um all right well good sounds like everybody had a decent weekend oh did she at only four games on this team and she said fun to hang out what else you're going to say she's not going to say hey are you morgan yeah i hate bobby that's really not how it's going to happen i'm sure i get like a 30% bond you not just right to Fun to hang out with. I'm a pretty good teammate.

Yeah. I don't say a lot unless I'm competing. We're competing, we're a team. I'm into it. That's like the most fun that I have every week. It's going to play those games. It's awesome. It's also the most...

Nah, pickleball hurts my feet, though, a lot now. Oh, man, what are you going to do when the season's over? You're going to have no fun? No, we're going to move to Wednesday nights. Thursday nights have been hard for me, but the team just in general is moving to a different night, so which is going to be much easier. Is it a year round?

No, I don't think you really play in the winter. You know, because the cold and the snow and stuff, it'd be pretty difficult. I mean, if you're committed, you figure it out. I don't think they offer leagues. I don't think they offer leagues like that. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead.

Norrie of the day. This story comes us from Key West Florida. A man and a woman were out on their boat when they got pulled over by police. Woo! And they come aboard his boat. Hey, I need to see your ID. And he's like, I'm not showing you my ID.

They're like, sir, we just, you have some violations on your boat. Just need your ID. So instead he says, N'uh, jumps in the water. And he says, now what happens? Like, sir, just get out of the water. He swims the shore. Seven minutes.

Just, woo-hoo. I'm out of here. Well, they just called police on shore and he was arrested. Just waited for him. Just waited for him. He said, hey, we got some guys swimming towards you guys. Can you get him?

Why was he running? Like a warrant? He really doesn't say. Drunk. He just said, yeah. He was frustrated and didn't want to give his ID. I guess the reason I think drunk because he jumped in the water to get away.

Yeah, and not being reasonable. Like, I don't want to give my ID. If you could hold your breath for 10 minutes, I would get it. Because you could just go under. They wouldn't know where you were going to come up. But not the case. Yeah. I'm lunchbox.

That's your bonehead story of the day. We almost went to the movies this weekend, which I don't like going to the theater. My wife's like, let's go watch Twisters. And I was like, okay, cool. So we get on and we look for seats to buy, and there were only ones close to the screen. Oh, wow. But I do like it, that it's reserved seating because I would have hated to go and everybody be already full. And then we have to sit close.

So we didn't go because I don't want to sit close to the screen. That's awesome that that's full again on the, it was the second weekend, right? Yeah, I mean, it was a Saturday night at like 7 o'clock and we were going to like 5.30. And the theater wasn't sold out, but just the close seats and Morgan like me thinks the theater's dying, which I do think the theater's dying. Why do you think that? Well, so we bought $20 a person tickets, which is a little high. That's what ours were two. It's $40 for, we're going to be for two, yeah.

And so I'm like, okay, cool, but you get all these reclining. seats so it might be worth the price. Well, we get into the theater, our reclining seats don't work at all. I like go to the front, find one solo person that's working in this entire theater. I'm like, hey, our seats don't work anything you can do about that. He comes in for like one minute, just checks behind and he's like, yeah, no, sorry. And I was like, dang, I just paid $20 a piece to sit upright at this theater. Okay. So we try and go sit at the front row where the seats were reclining, and I got super nauseous, almost vomited. Because you're living inside the screen basically.

Like you're leaning all the way back. You're like, okay, it's ride in front of me. And so we go back and we sit. We had to sit straight up the entire two and a half hours of this movie because our seats wouldn't reclined. Well, I would say that's more of a specific chance. Malfunction. Even like a specific location more than like a chain, really?

Our whole row. I do like that you can buy seats now and have, but Mike D's a big movie proponent. Mike, will you admit now, though, there are some movies that you can watch in theater and some that kind of don't matter. Yeah, there is. Like some Netflix movies you can just want. watch them there and you get the same effect. But I did to go see Twisters again this weekend. What, you went again? I went again. Did you do the one where they like put you in the chair and

pours water on you and stuff? No, the first time I saw it in IMAX, which is the huge screen. This time I just saw it regular. Very often, like not very often do I go watch a movie twice, but I love that movie so much. Do you think you love it so much because the first one was your favorite and now you just held onto that memory and you've made this a favorite or is it really that good? It's really that good. I love disaster movies and this one is like top tier. We almost went. Why do you love a disaster movie? Like, I like zombie movies. They're an underappreciated genre. What are other ones?

Like, day after tomorrow. That was good because that's a zombie movie. Volcano. I don't know what that is. Oh, day after tomorrow is not a zombie movie. It's not. You're doing it a 28 days later. Oh, what's day after tomorrow?

It is where, like, the entire world is like, there's like hurricanes, floods. And there are no zombies? No, no zombies. Is it apocalypse? Is it apocalypse? Yeah. Okay. Give me another one.

Now I'll rush more of disaster movies. Go. I would go twister at number one. Day after tomorrow at number two At number three I'd probably go volcano Is that Joe versus the volcano? No, just volcano

Never heard of it Never heard of it Tell me Lee Jones Yeah and you're not We're not gonna hear of it Number four I'd probably go Dante's Peak Which is similar to volcano And then in number five I'd go Twisters

But there are only four heads on Mount Rushmore Oh there's way more Titanic probably at number six This is Mount Rushmore You're not carving new heads in over there I keep going That's why disaster movies are great. Morgan, what did you watch?

I went and saw Deadpool and Wolverine. Did you like it? I loved it. We can do Tuesday, Reviews Day tomorrow on it. All right, thank you guys. We're done. The theaters are done, for the most part. Unless that's one of those where they dump buckets of water on you.

I could see going to one of those. I wouldn't want to go to one of those. I don't really like those either. Or 3D. Yeah, 3D had its moment. Do they still do those with glasses? Yeah, they did Deadpool and 3D. Yeah.

All right, we're done. Thank you guys. Bye, buddy. The Bobby Bones theme song, Written. produced saying by Reed Yardberry. You can find his Instagram at readyardberry.com. Scoo executive producer, Ray Mundoo, head of production. I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. Thanks for listening to the podcast. This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human.