The Bobby Bones Show - MON PT 2: Tales From Bobby’s European Vacation + Eddie vs. Lunchbox In Cursing Around His Kids + Bobby Thought He Was Getting Scammed By Eddie
Episode Date: March 24, 2025Bobby talks about his spring trip to Paris and Vienna has entered his list of favorite cities. He also shares stories from Germany and the best food he had there that he wanted to make love to. He als...o shares why gas stations are awesome in Europe. Eddie wants Lunchbox to stop cursing around his kids. Bobby gives an update on his car that was hit by a propane tank recently and how his car was a hero in the situation. Bobby explains how he was getting scammed by Eddie over the break.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Hey, Bobby.
Okay, where do we start?
I can talk a little bit about my vacation.
I post a lot of pictures.
I try to do one place at a time.
But for Valentine's Day, for my wife,
I got her trip, got us a trip.
A little bit of it, too,
had to do with the fact that one of the trips
we tried to go on last year,
we made it all over to the airport,
and then she got so sick.
We were not able to go on the trip at all.
but we went to
Paris, which is in France.
Yes, yes.
My second time to go there,
it is,
it's tough to say this.
It might be my favorite city.
Really?
I know.
It's awesome.
It was a little cold.
Even in March,
I didn't want to go on winter
because winter, winter hurts
and I don't want to be outside
during winter, winter.
Not even here.
I don't want to be outside.
I don't want to see you guys.
Winter, winter.
I want to stay home.
Heck, sometimes in spring, too.
Not nice.
It's awesome.
It's clean.
It's safe.
It's massive.
It might be my...
The museums are crazy cool.
We didn't even go to a museum this time.
Paris might be my favorite city.
So that...
And then we went to Germany.
Because we just took a train because there's something to me that's like romantic.
Not like romance.
Like, ooh, let's make out.
Nostolic.
Well, not nostalgic because I haven't done it before.
but like dreamy
like fantasy land
like that version of it
about taking a train across Europe because I only heard people do that
like when people would be like I studied overseas
I'm like oh it's been awesome to be a rich kid
and so we took a train
and that kind of sucked one part of it
I wasn't that the train wasn't cool
well only one part was I
I booked this thing I took care of it all
and some of the stuff I didn't do that well
but overall
some of it was great
I did
one of the
business class
is better than first class
how's that possible
exactly
exactly
just different
it's just flipped
don't know
that's confusing
I feel like business class
like if I would think of it
it'd be like an airplane
like just three seat throws
and that's it
well but business class
is first class now on airplanes
it doesn't matter
we took trains
some good some bad
I went to Germany, never been to Germany.
Again, I want to just say this.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not for hyperbole for the purpose of it.
So there's no purpose here.
I had the absolute, in Munich, I had the absolute best.
It wasn't a hot dog and it wasn't a brought worst.
It was some kind of in the middle of sausage.
I want to make love to it.
Oh, that's not good.
That's probably not a good thing to say about that.
No, I want to make love to it, not have it make love to me.
It's a sausage.
Big difference.
No big difference.
So.
I just feel like.
I don't even like sourcrow and they didn't call it that.
But I had it as they made it, but with mustard and they put mustard.
It was special.
You ever see an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond where he goes to Italy?
And he is so like wound up and he can't enjoy anything.
And he's just worried about like paying stuff and getting work done.
And he stops and he has like a piece of pizza or like a little ice cream.
And all of a sudden he's like.
and then his life opens up a little bit and he's like man I should just enjoy that that hot dog
was it white I don't know why why does color matter well because I googled like Munich
big long sausage no no no that's not what you want that's not do not go google it yeah don't
hit images just don't need images whatever you do but it said a wise worst is a white sausage a
avarian specialty. If you go to my Instagram, it's the one, it's like four back right now.
It's the color of a hot dog and it is probably two feet long. I'm not exaggerating.
It was one of the greatest things I've ever eaten in my life. And I had high expectations because
you're in Germany and you're like, I'm going to eat it worst. So it's going to probably be good.
It's unbelievable. I just kept my wife's like, why do you keep shaking your head? Because I would eat it.
like I would do this watch I'd take a bite
and she'd be like why do you shake your head
I'm like because I don't believe it I just don't believe this
that it's so good yes I'm not kidding
a hot dog you didn't call it a hot dog right I didn't call it anything
I did teach the lady English
everywhere everybody knows English everywhere you go
it's amazing it's like the universal language some accents
aren't as good as others
almost everybody learns English because
they learn it in school and culture
there's a lot of English
Sorry, American culture, musically, over there.
So I haven't really been anywhere where they don't know English.
This trip, nowhere.
Previously, a couple of places, but it was easy and quick.
And some lady was like, what did you call the, but you put on top of cup?
And I was like, lid.
Lid?
Lid.
Leed.
Hmm.
Lid.
Lid.
saying did exactly the same way that you're
saying it? Not really, but it...
He's not Russian.
You sound like... Hey, no, hey, Russian and German.
Not a lot of difference in the accent, I'm telling you.
I probably did sound a little Russian, but...
You were there, man. We believe you.
So we're in a place called Baden Bodden, Baden.
And then we went Munich.
Have I told you about this hot dog had?
Yes. Okay, move on.
Yeah, I'm still trying to figure out if it was a Wise Worst or a Bach Worst.
If you go through that scroll, I maybe have another.
I mean, I know I saw your post.
So I know what to look for in the images.
Was it white in the picture?
No, but.
No, but I have a picture.
I have a picture of other than that.
I have a picture of lots of meats together.
It doesn't matter.
My point was it met expectations and nothing in my life meets expectations.
I think it does matter because how do we get you this experience again?
Like, can we bring that sausage to you?
Nah, I like to have local sausage.
Well, I bet you could.
Yeah, okay.
Mike pulled it up. Is that on my
thing? Is that on my thing?
Okay, it's called a large
spezial brought worse
Sourcranton Ross de Lillebu.
This is Lange.
Oh, Lange, not Lange.
I guess that means large.
Lange's Special Bratworth
Sourkeleton Razzuizel.
$8. No, no,
$8.50.
And euro is about 10.
So it's going to cost
about $0.85 more.
So it's about $9.30.
Our dollar is not just strong over there.
Oh, I can get these at Croaker.
You can?
I'm in a way.
Whip you one up.
Not the same way.
And it was excellent.
I had...
Delang Rate.
We went to one place because even the gas stations are clean.
Guys, I'm telling you, as someone who hasn't traveled ever in their life until the last five or six or seven years, and I'm just stunned by everything that I thought was different.
Gas stations are awesome in Europe.
They have real food.
You have to pay like a dollar to go to the bathroom, so there is no dirty bathrooms.
The bathrooms are spotless clean.
There was this one place we went into in Germany that said American food lovers go this way.
And it was a picture that...
They got you good.
I didn't want American food.
But I thought the sign was funny.
I posted on my Instagram.
The place was called Miss Pepper.
And you can see it.
And she has really blonde hair to look American.
But the rest of her is not American.
Like she has really dark eyebrows.
You can tell they just like did someone out for a photo shoot.
But we did that.
And then we went to Austria, which never been to Austria.
just know Arnold Schwarzenegger's from Austria.
He is.
Oh.
Vienna might be my favorite city.
Wait.
Besides Paris.
That Paris sounds.
It was.
It was.
Just like that.
That quick.
Vienna waits for you.
What do you do?
Like what is there to, like Austria, what is the, like what do you do?
So great question because as someone who has not traveled much, I can tell you my experience in traveling is the first time I go anywhere that's a city.
like a Paris or any of the places that I've been
the first time you go, you just do the things that are close
and you do the things that are known
as being a part of that city.
If you go to New York City the first time,
you probably go to Times Square.
Statue of Liberty.
You probably go, maybe you see the Statue of Liberty driving in.
I've never even been on in the Statue of Liberty,
so I've never done that.
But you do maybe a Broadway play.
So the first time you just do the main stuff,
we've been to Italy
now a few times.
times, and this hasn't been announced yet, probably still 99%, but we, my wife and I have bought part
of a domestic Italian basketball team. And so we're like almost, we're so close. I feel like I
can announce it. What is close? You mean? Like, you bought it, but then it's... We've agreed to all the
terms. They just, it just hasn't been closed yet. And if it doesn't, who cares? Details, yeah. Yeah.
So wait, a basketball, a basketball.
team in Italy or a basketball team here?
No, a basketball team in Italy. Domestic
Italy, Italian basketball. Okay. Yeah. And they're
terrible. That's pretty cool, though. Oh, so is it
good to get in? If they're terrible? Is this the time
to buy? No, because when we bought, they're pretty good. And they get,
they're terrible. Oh. What happened?
They probably heard we were coming, so
they're like, everybody run.
How do you even
hear about that? It's just so far,
guys. I just wish it was
closer. Well, it's on
my list of things to do.
Italy? Paris.
I'm going to say this.
Or Austria.
There's a reason I talk about it in the main show.
I don't like talking about it because I don't like how it makes me feel.
I struggle with talking about stuff like that because it's stuff I never got to do.
And I had this association with people that got to do that were always rich.
And I felt very less than because I couldn't do it.
So I never thought it would be real.
So now that I do get to do it, I don't like talking about it because I don't want people to feel like I felt when I would hear people talk about it.
And they would be like, oh, I went to Europe.
and I'm like inside I'm like
man that would be cool
but I'll never be able to afford to do that so
if you're like why don't he talk about it on the show that's why
I struggle with that kind of
and I have some real fun stories and maybe I do a podcast
about it but I don't like how it makes me feel
to talk about that stuff and that is an internal
therapy type thing but
if you're going
you didn't even talk about it on the main show
that's why and also the main show
the listening is much more passive
because we are live and it's a broadcast
show and people are listening to us that don't know
us as well. And I feel like I can talk about things with layers and nuance to you guys that are
either watching right now on YouTube or whatever social media it is or listening on podcast because
you do listen to us and you do may not care, but you are somewhat invested or have knowledge
of our lives. So that is why. And that may make no sense at all. But that is why I don't enjoy
talking about it
to people that don't understand
my life
and situation
okay
does that make sense
okay
it's a great
it's a great trip
back to the can I talk about
the trains for a second
yeah so did you do like
overnight train
no no no no no I've tried to get my wife to do that
I want to do a train we go overnight
yeah you sleep in that
yeah yeah and every time I try to find one
there's none of the I'm just my knees are jammed up
in my freaking chin and I'm like
oh
The trains are awesome, first of all, in the northeast even.
When we were in New Hampshire, which I didn't think was a real estate, this is how less traveled
I've been.
I didn't think New Hampshire was a real estate.
I thought they just kind of made it up.
And so went to New Hampshire, we took a train to Maine.
And literally, I know some of you northeasterners are going to go, okay, dummy, but for us
in the south, you walk to the train.
And I grew up in Mountain behind Arkansas, we had trains.
But that was a sawmill.
You don't get near those trains.
It's like a hobo train.
Hobos would get on them and take rides.
No, no, you sit in a train, and if you get in like a,
you pay 18 bucks and sit in first class or whatever class it is and take the ride,
it's like you're in the back seat of a nice car, except you're not getting cars.
There's plenty of room.
Get your computer out.
You work.
You can watch shows.
Next thing you know, we ended up in Maine.
We just got it off the train.
It was awesome.
The fact that we don't have that here is not crazy because we never had it.
But it blows my mind how much easy.
easier life is when you have public transportation that people aren't just peeing in.
And so the Europe trains, we just, I don't know, you just get on and go.
The second one was much easier.
We did a two and a half hour one from, I don't know, wherever it was, went to Vienna.
My favorite, my favorite city.
They have mountains in Vienna?
Yep.
They have mountains almost everywhere because the trains you drive through the countryside and you see everything.
Oh, pretty.
Yeah.
That's cool.
Did you get to eat in the train?
Like they have those little restaurants.
Yeah, they have something that comes and takes your order.
or something?
Kind of.
Oh, you go to the beverage card.
Yeah, I'm not sure.
We got confused.
We even got lost.
You can look on my, if you go through my Instagram,
one of my last ones,
I didn't know what the ticket said because it was all in foreign language.
And so I took a picture of it and said,
can you please help me?
And it did.
It told me what to do.
Yeah, it says, we were going from Salzburg.
Oh, Salisberg Steaks.
Oh, no, I thought the same.
Well, yeah.
Germany.
Here's the thing about that.
Also, there's no, and there's no Vienna sausages.
There's a couple of these things I know that I tried where I really wanted and we're just idiots.
Honestly, I didn't even know Vienna was in Austria.
Where were you?
Austria.
Austria.
I thought, I would have said, if we were doing easy trivia and you'd be like, where's Vienna?
I'd be like Italy.
Okay.
And what did you say?
Salisbury steak.
Because I thought the same thing.
We're idiots.
And what did you say?
Salzburg?
Salzburg.
Got it.
Very different.
Yeah.
But I thought the same thing.
And also I looked for like local Vienna sausages like we have.
Nothing?
Yes, they didn't.
That's not a thing.
Hang it.
So the whole ticket and you can go over, look for the one that says Austria on it.
And it says, group and far as no, can't Klein.
And that's nailed that.
Yeah.
That's what they said.
And it says, Vaughn, which I think is from, Salzberg started off, knock, weeon,
everything is in German
Guys that's tough
We got
Here's the thing about getting on one of these trains
It's not like an airplane where it's like
Okay everybody take your time
The train pulls up
Get on or get lost
And they leave you
We were like oh my god
Oh my God oh my God we got bags
We're trying to jump on
We're like we barely
We were there
We didn't know we're trying to get on
And so if you
I wrote we were scared
See next frame
And if you click over to the next frame
It goes from the ticket
to the guy, my chat GPT going,
yes, I can interpret this for you.
This is an Australian Federal Railways group ticket for two adults
traveling from Salzburg to Vienna,
key details, trainer, and I had to do it all in English
because I had no idea what was going on.
But that's fun after it's over and you do it successfully.
And you ended up going to where you wanted to go.
Yes.
And I'll do this before we take a little middle roll here.
I'm never going to mature to the level
my wife would like me to mature.
I'd like to say that up front.
Vienna is W-I-E-N in German.
Everything is Wiener.
Wean.
No, wean, but weaner.
Look at my Instagram.
You said it's W-E-I-N-W-N.
Yes, but when it's described as doing things there, like the type, it's all weiner.
So we saw a book about Wiener cafes.
We saw a book
Vienna cafes
Yes
That's kind of funny
Everything was we're
I could not stop laughing
At all the weiner things
And she's like
Dude
How old are you
I'm like it doesn't matter
This shows you it will never stop
Everything's weiner
We'll come back
Midroll
And we shall return
Boom
Okay
A couple other things
Does lunchwalks
have to curse. Okay, Eddie, go ahead. Yeah, does he always have to curse? Like, especially, so I don't, by the way, I don't mind cursing. We don't do it in here. I don't do it in real life, but I don't mind it. I curse. I do. I have no problem cursing, but it's where you're cursing. And I went to a sports bar. I brought my wife and my 17 year old and lunchbox met us out there. And I was like, it's totally cool. But my 17 year old, I don't curse around my kids. I just don't. And has he heard bad words before? Yes. Does he probably use them? Maybe he does with his friends.
Not in front of me.
Lunchbox shows up.
F this.
What is wrong with that?
F and team.
Where else did he do this recently?
Oh, in the car with your other younger kid.
On the way to the CMS.
Oh, yeah.
Same deal.
What makes him think he can just show up to our table
where my kid is sitting
and just start cursing all the time?
He's 17 years old.
I mean, he's not a child.
But he's an adult.
That argument I would hold a little more.
That argument I would hold a little more to it if you didn't do that around as 11-year-old, the same exact thing.
That was more Ray the last time.
Both of you.
Away to the CMA.
So, I mean, let's be real.
So try to point me in that figure.
But okay, go ahead.
But yeah, I'm like a 17-year-old, I mean, my dad cussed around me when I was 17.
But you're not the dad of his kid.
Well, but he didn't say anything.
Why didn't he say something then?
Why didn't say, hey, man, my kid's here.
Because he wants a bit on the ear.
I don't know, dude.
Yeah.
He didn't say anything.
So I thought.
You do curse anything.
It's weird.
Especially when you're sitting there watching sports.
I have no problem.
Curse words flow out of you.
By the way, I have no problem with cursing.
All good.
I don't even care.
Words are just sounds and you can go six hours, one direction,
in an airplane.
That sound does not mean the same thing.
So you know my whole, a sound is just a sound.
It's the intent behind it.
I will not walk you there because it's a stupid place to go.
That being said.
Especially at a sports bar?
That being said.
As soon as you walk out of the.
door, all you hear out of lunchbox his mouth is F, F, F, F, F, F, F, F. Now, I commend him for holding it in here
because he has to. It must be hard. Yeah. Then I got to get it out. It's probably like flexing a muscle
the whole time. You can't just hold it, but he's probably like flexing muscle the whole time he's not
cursing. But you curse a lot. I mean, more than anybody I think I've ever met. Oh, thank you.
Not good or bad. Yeah. I'm glad I'm number one. I used to like, I used to like to curse.
It's fun. Sometimes there's no.
better way to explain what you're saying without
exactly. Or an emotion. That too.
Or a release.
Excuse me? Oh, like the F word
is real nice sometimes. Oh, like
a good like release. Like
ugh. Yeah. Because I used to never
I didn't cuss and not because
I was against it. It just
I didn't cuss at home.
My parents cussed
my siblings that do
but like high school college just wasn't my thing.
So even as a young adult wasn't my thing.
It wasn't until a few years ago that I started
testing and I was like, what if I'm missing out.
Right, it's good.
But I don't do that.
I respectfully, like, I take in my surroundings and if Eddie's kids are there, I'm not
going to like, I'm just surprised at every, how much he curses is in the hallway.
Like, it's like, and I know tomorrow will be Tuesday, Reviews Day and we'll talk about
severance, but there's, for the two episodes of severance, there's like one place that
you walk through and you change into the severed part of you.
It's like, as soon as he walks through that doorway, his eyes go, blah, blah, and all of a
sudden he's the other version of himself.
Yeah, yeah, no, I love cursing.
I haven't in probably five years now, but I'd only do it for no moral reason, because
I don't think there's anything morally wrong with it.
I think it's, again, I think it's a sound, and if you're going to walk there, we can,
I won't.
But I think that I just did it because I didn't want to rely on it when I was either
writing jokes or writing books or I feel like it's a crutch that people can use when they
have nothing else to say to add or be funny.
I didn't want to do that.
Some people use it wonderfully funny.
I didn't have the ability to do that, so I didn't.
But he did show up and he cursed too uncomfortably.
Yeah, just a lot and loud too where the whole bar can hear it.
You know, it's just, and I wouldn't have really thought anything because, yeah, I did take my son there and it's a sports bar and it's okay.
Like, people do curse.
But the fact that lunchbox would even talk to him and be like, can you believe this?
And my son afterwards like, okay, you got a minute, that's kind of funny.
That's kind of funny.
If he's right at the kid going, can you eff him believe this?
And my son's like,
lunchbox occurs a lot.
I didn't realize that.
Did you see the basketball coach
that pulled the girl's ponytail?
No.
That wasn't good.
No.
Oh my God.
He was her coach?
Yeah,
she grabs her from.
And again,
I think there is,
I'll play some audio of this,
but I think there is a,
a blurred boundary on coaching
and leadership and not everything
that happens in the business world
and the coaching world
should go hand in it.
It's a,
not the same, right? I don't think it's the same. I think there's some elements of it that are
this was over the line. A Hall of Fame girls basketball coach in upstate New York
apologized Sunday after being fired over the weekend for violently yanking the ponytail of a star
player and appearing to berate her following an emotional loss. Audio me.
Northville Girls Basketball head coach Jim Zulow, a New York State Basketball Hall of Famer,
was fired late last night following a postgame incident with one of his own players.
After Northville's loss in the Class D championship game,
Zulu was seen on the NFHS network broadcast,
pulling the hair of senior Haley Monroe
as the team waited for the medal presentation.
Monroe directed an expletive toward him
after he instructed her to shake hands with the opposing team,
which is what he says led to the incident.
So it sounds like he's upset at her for being a bad sport,
if I'm hearing this right.
and I can understand being upset at a player,
especially after a loss, tensions are high.
You can't do what he did.
If I were to just, Amy, here's the head.
This is our head right here.
He walks up and goes and just jerks it back like that.
Like trying to get her attention.
Right.
And maybe too, because he's a man and she's a woman,
it feels different.
Because if my coach would have grabbed me by the back of my,
I don't think.
No.
Okay, I probably deserved it.
And she said a bad word or something?
I think that lunchbox, you may know this better.
Tell me if I misinterpreted the story.
I read it twice.
I think she's the star player of one of them.
She was not happy that they lost.
She didn't want to shake hands or had a problem with that.
I don't know if it was because of what happened during the game.
If she was just mad, the coach was like, hey, we need to go shake hands.
She's then kind of walking.
He grabs a ponytail.
and say, hey, you come back here.
But she said something to them.
That's what the reporter was.
Yes, but you can't really tell what it is because she's looking the other direction.
Audio did not come through on the video.
Got it.
But then another player has to step in between them.
You can't.
You can't do that.
If that would have been a dude, you'd go, hmm, probably can't do that.
But you're not going to probably.
My coach used to grabs by the face mask and throw it's like.
Different though.
Football is different.
And now helmet is different.
Helmand is way different.
And not part of your body.
Right.
I hurt my neck there.
And he is 81.
So old school.
I mean, that's pretty impressive.
He's 81 and still coaching high school basketball.
And fiery.
He got fired.
He looks just angry.
And I, you know what?
They just lost.
No, no, no.
I don't think he's even angry at the loss.
I think he's angry at their attitude after losing.
I'm not making an excuse for him.
You can't do this time.
Oh, yeah, no.
I just think he has a, he just, I'm looking at old pictures of him from, he's like very angry looking.
Well, basketball coaches have to yell a lot at refs.
Yeah.
I don't know enough about him.
I just saw the video and thought, this is what I would compare it to.
That sucks.
It doesn't matter the situation.
You can't do that.
Just like you're a superintendent, you can't get a lap dance from a kid.
It doesn't matter the situation.
Yeah, even if it's a pepper alley.
It doesn't matter.
Right.
It doesn't matter.
It just doesn't.
Anything that's surrounding it doesn't.
And that sucks.
So.
I mean,
that,
I can bring that up,
that thing at the
Pepp rally,
those things are so stupid.
The more I think about it,
it's crazy.
They would even think
that would be acceptable.
It's just crazy.
It's crazy.
If he would have grabbed her by the back of her jersey and pulled her,
he wouldn't have been fired.
Sure.
And they'd have been like,
whoa,
no need,
but still,
there's a difference.
You just can't do it.
Which one's worse?
The hair pull or the lab dance.
Let me think about it.
Let me think about this before just putting something out there.
Let me think about this here.
I'm probably going to go hair pull because it's physical and there's anger involved.
The lap dance is just lack of judgment.
And yeah, this is like a judgment with anger from the, oh my God, they're both terrible.
I don't even want to, I don't even want to rank them.
Oh, it's a good game.
That's a hard game.
What would you say?
I say lap dance because it's sexual.
Well, first of all, they take their clothes off.
I know.
But who was dancing?
He was in a chair?
Yes.
In the pep rally.
And the cheerleader.
Wasn't it a cheer?
Wasn't a dude?
Or maybe it was a dude on the girl?
So it's the student lap dancing to the teacher or the principal?
Yeah, but they were in like a costume too, right?
Right.
Like a bee?
See, it would be worse if the principal was the one lap dancing to the student.
Of course it would.
So I'm going to go with the hair pool if you're making me choose.
Me too.
I believe they were in like a hat.
It's a mascot and the mascot was dancing on the school administrator.
Oh, and the school administrator looks like he doesn't even want it.
He's like, get away from me, get away from me.
Oh, yeah, that's what you always look like on a slap dance, dude.
Like, I don't want that.
You mean in general?
Yeah.
But it was a big B.
He maybe didn't want that.
Yeah, he wanted the costume off or what?
You know what?
If you don't want that, you can get out.
If you really don't want it, you can be like, hey, stop.
Oh, wait, no.
Then the administrator pretends to.
do it on the B.
Thank you.
It elevates.
It continues.
Poor judgment.
I'm still picking the pony tail.
Yes.
Yes.
Okay.
I have a lot of notes that I don't know what I wrote.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, got it.
This one says car almost hit person.
Okay.
So remember the story.
My car was parked at the Ryman.
We were playing the mill.
million dollar show, Eddie and I's charity show, and a tank, an air tank full of propane,
flew off of a truck because it was so windy and nailed my car.
There was a person that was standing right beside, and she wrote me a message and said,
and I had it not yet, my car would hit her.
My car's a hero.
Your car's a hero.
And your car may not want to be called a hero, but your car's a hero.
I asked it.
You want to be a hero?
I'm not hero.
No, your car.
You're a hero.
Boom.
Do you want to hear the
I thought I was being scam thing?
Yeah.
I am.
It's bizarre.
I am in Vienna, Austria,
which is a weird thing to say.
What time was it?
In Vienna.
Do you remember?
Like, what time of day?
Late at night.
Okay.
Because I get an email that is,
I just want to pull it up.
It was for sure a scam.
It's one of those where you get where it's like,
someone, I got one from coin
base? Because they just have a coin base, the app where you could just like buy crypto or stocks.
And I got off that one. A long time ago, took all the money out of it, put it all in Robin Hood.
I don't use Coinbase anymore. But didn't they, if what happens is when a lot of those emails go up in the dark web, they can use them an email.
They have those email accounts. So send mass emails out. They go, someone's got into your account, even though they haven't.
But since I know you have a Coinbase account, you'll click it and then they have your stuff, right? That's kind of how that works.
So I got a Coinbase one and I was like, okay.
Turns out, I realized, don't use Coinbase account.
don't click it. Got a top golf one.
Now, who doesn't love top golf?
Exactly. Everybody loves top golf in some form.
It's fun. Eddie's birthday was last week.
21st, I believe, and I don't know much about days.
It was on a Friday. Is that 21st?
Yeah.
Here's 18th? Yeah.
Awesome.
So, right now in Vienna, it's like 6 p.m. I'll close 6 p.m.
So it was late.
Okay.
And it's like, hey, top golf, it's just, and your name has just been activated.
And I'm like, I'm not falling for this.
What the crap?
And then it says, your name's on your.
Yeah, yeah.
It says Eddie Garcia.
And I'm like, oh, they must know I've spent something on Eddie before.
And it says $300 is taken out of your account from Eddie Garcia.
And I took, Caitlin, I'm being, I got to get on LifeLock because I'm.
Or Eddie's stealing from me.
I don't know what's going on.
And she's like, what?
So I send a text to my assistant and I say, because it was Eddie's birthday.
Let me find it.
I say, with a picture of the email, I say, did this happen to be you that sent this?
If so, thank you for sending this gift to Eddie.
Awesome.
She writes, typically I would.
But no, I did not do this.
And I'm like, oh my God.
The confusion around this is amazing.
And this is the thing I got from Topgoth.
Hello, Bobby.
It's officially a gift.
Eddie Garcia has viewed the $300 USD.
top golf e gift card and here's your order number and then it says from bobby if you have any
questions click here and i'm like there's no way they just and and they use eddie and then i read on and it says
you sent this e gift card does it have a year yes march 21st 22 yeah what happened is i sent eddie a
three hundred dollar gift card on his birthday three years ago he never opened it was reminded he even
had it, opens it, and goes to TopGolf.
It's pretty amazing because I got an email from TopGolf on my birthday that said,
Happy Birthday, you know you still have a gift card from three years ago that you have not used.
I spent $300 three years ago.
He never used it.
That's amazing that they sent you a reminder.
Usually a company doesn't want you to spend it, right?
Agreed.
I thought that was so cool.
They would want you to never use that money so they just made $300 profit.
Or they want you to get there to spend more.
money because you will one use the card to eat food.
Oh.
It's already been spent.
Didn't think about that.
If every bay is not full, it was regardless.
So I woke up and I was like, honey, we're going to Top Golf.
I guess I had this gift card from three years ago.
I guess I had this gift card.
Yeah.
I spent $300 three years ago.
He never even opened it.
But that must have been around COVID time.
Probably like a lot of craziness.
Or you probably thought it was spam.
Five years ago.
Maybe.
COVID's five years ago.
Yeah, COVID's five years out.
Yeah, but 2022.
We were still dealing with some of that.
Who knows, man.
Aftermatch. Don't hit me with who knows, man.
I don't think 2020 was any aftermath.
I think we were full-blown back in it.
So, forever, I'm like, I'm being hacked.
Then it's like, I bought him a gift for $300 three years ago.
He never even opened it.
What would your emotions have been?
Well, do you want me to talk about my gift to you that you have a guy?
And after you do that, Amy, I'll talk about my gift that I got more.
But you said we talk about it later, so I'm not going to bring it up.
We can bring it up.
But at least he opened your gift.
I thought I was getting hacked.
Oh, yeah.
And I can tell you the difference in mine and yours.
There's a big one.
I feel really guilty about you spending thousands of dollars.
But you don't have to. I know, but I do.
That's what I said.
There's guilt associated with that.
Oh.
So there's no guilt.
He just forgot.
No,
it was a pleasant surprise.
I can believe I had a gift card for $300.
I don't think it matters when you spend the gift card.
He forgot about it.
He didn't even open it back in the day.
How does that make you feel, Bobby?
You had to activate it.
How does that make you feel?
You know, not worthy.
He's just, he's just feeding the flame.
No, no.
Bobby said how would you make that feel?
First I was happy I wasn't hacked, if I'm being honest,
because I thought for sure I was hacked and somebody was...
There were several emotions.
Yeah, I was really...
So it started with happiness.
It was a stew of emotions.
But what gift card tells the giver?
Like, oh, they finally used it two, three years later.
Right, that's a little rude too.
Top of golf, a little rude.
Like, shut up, Tom Gawoff.
Yeah, why are you doing that?
I sold you a...
Yeah, that part is weird.
I'm happy...
You used it?
Oh, it was awesome, dude.
All $300 of it.
I'm happy to...
Used all 300?
Oh, yeah.
He goes for three hours.
I got four beers.
Yep, and I have kids.
Oh, I forgot about that.
I got nachos.
Taking four kids, a wife, yourself to do anything these days.
You know how much lunch was?
Why do you always ask for free stuff?
You know how much lunch was at a drive-thru for my whole family?
It's gone up.
It was $70, man.
Like at a specific one, not talking about it.
No, no, no, it was like a chick-fil-A.
Got it.
$70?
For six people?
But think about, yeah, yeah, I hear you.
But think about six people, 12 bucks, 11 bucks a per se.
No, I get it. I know how it adds up, but that always gives me an opportunity to be like,
can I get a thank you from anyone in the car, please? I hear you. I just want our listeners to know.
Yeah, I love it. That you're not going through with just you and your wife and one kid.
I know. Like, it's full Swiss family Robinson, bro.
Eddie, you should start just looking around. Don't say anything. Just start, act like you're looking for something and be like, look in the console or if you're at home, start looking in the cabinets.
And they're like, they're going to be like, what are you looking for? And be like, I don't know if I'm looking for a thank you.
anyone's seen any appreciation around here
that's not bad
that's what I do
yeah yeah yeah
and then and then
anytime they see you start to look
like they'll be like oh
we should thank mom
she's looking for her
something
that's funny
I don't know what that one means
I wrote some stuff down
and I don't know what it means
okay a couple of oh Amy
you can go with your thing
go ahead take shots
some shots if you need
I don't have shots at all
because I don't really feel
like I understand
but I guess I was curious
about what thoughts
I was supposed to have about that
because I mean
I don't even remember the year.
It was before COVID, I think.
I'm sure it was.
But do you understand my,
my,
what my emotions are attached to it?
Yes.
So if you don't mind explaining,
if you feel comfortable,
would you explain what you gifted me years ago?
Okay.
So I feel like,
well, there was like sleep
and there's anxiety,
there's different things going on in your brain.
And I heard somebody talking about
this specifically Amy Grant and what it had done for her brain and the healing. And so I called the
clinic and I got you a gift card to there and it's they said you should at least do five sessions or it won't
really. So I was like, well, I don't want to just get him one or two because it's like, oh,
here's one or two and then you have to figure out the rest. So I just went ahead and got the five
pack and then you're supposed to go in and get it.
it and I don't know that you ever win in.
But they didn't actually have like gift cards.
So then I had to print something out for you.
So I printed it out and put it like as a gift because they didn't make them.
But everything was on file.
Like if you were to go there, they would have your info.
So can I tell you my thought was, especially initially was, it was very kind to.
But kind of weird.
No, I don't care about that.
Oh.
Yeah, I see the stuff I do when I'm alone.
What the?
I don't want to see it.
It's like a neurofeedback type thing.
Which is great because I've had issues that we haven't really talked about on the show.
I thought there was potential that you were going to pay for it as I went and I knew what that cost and I did not want you to incur that cost.
So I wasn't for sure if you'd paid for it all ahead of time or if I went every time that I went, it was you having to pay money.
And I don't like people to pay for me for stuff because it's this stupid rooted,
trauma that is stupid and wham whammy, but that's where that came from. And I'm like, I'm not
making her pay for this. It's super nice of her to think of that. But there's no chance I'm going and
making her spend money on this because I know of what she paid for it. That is where that comes
from. Not because I forgot about it, like stupid talk, go. Oh, yeah. So the question is, have you
already paid for it? Because that would be, that would be, if you have paid for it, then I'm a bad
person because you paid for it and I haven't used it. If you haven't paid for it and you're paying as I go,
some of my initial feelings still remain. So where are you? This was so long ago. I don't remember,
but yeah, I mean, consider it paid for. I can't not consider it. They took my credit card.
But was it for each session, then they charge it? No, I bought the five pack. When you buy a five
pack, you buy the five pack. It wasn't like I was, you know, they were going to charge it every
time you showed up. You get the five pack and then it just, there's five. And when you go,
then there's four left. But they charge you every time? No, I bought the five pack. Because I know the total.
Can you just figure that out?
Can you get some direct?
Let me even see if this place is still open.
Oh, man.
Oh, my goodness.
You waited five years, man.
I don't even know.
But the difference is, I never forgot about it.
I just did not want her to incur a cost.
Oh.
Oh, yeah, okay.
Or maybe you just don't believe in the whatever she got you.
No, no, not that at all.
I do because I have other friends that have gone through it.
I have a question.
Did you ever find the gift card I got you for Uber Eats?
No.
What was that?
Eddie tells that story.
I got him a $100 gift card for Uber Eats because I thought like, what's a gift card that he would really use?
He loves Uber Eats.
Yeah.
So they do.
Okay.
I didn't lose it.
I'm pretty sure somebody stole it.
Oh, in your house.
Oh, there's a thief in your house.
What I did, so you buy a package, a package.
The first five sessions are part of the package, and that's what I paid for.
And then should you choose to go back for tune up sessions, that would be on you.
But I got the.
You already paid for the.
the other ones? Well, I'm just looking at how
it comes on the website and I know the total
and that's the total for the five pack.
So I know I got the five pack. Can you call and see if they're
still good? If it's still valid, I will go
in the next few weeks.
Okay. But they're still open. That's good sign.
That is good. So it says here.
Got economy right now.
Inflation. Yeah, and it's not far.
Eggs. Just say stuff. It's in a
part of town that you're just doing buzzwords.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's in a part of town you frequent.
Did you say Tesla? Toil the paper.
Oh, I think it's a Tesla.
Tesla, too.
You know what I mean?
If you'll let me know, and it's already paid for, I will go within the month.
Wow.
Yes, it's going to be paid for.
If they don't still have your name on file.
If they say it expired, Amy, would you pay for another five-five?
I'm going to be like, how would this expire?
If nobody used it and you took, because...
You tell them.
Well, maybe on there it has a date expiration.
They didn't give me a date because I had to print my own gift card.
That's true.
That's also why I felt it was kind of like her.
No, no.
It wasn't though.
Because they didn't.
I don't think that, I don't think they had ever had somebody want to buy this as a Christmas
present for somebody.
Most people go there voluntarily.
And I was like, hey, you need this.
Right.
If you will find that out for me, I would graciously use it.
Perfect.
But not, I will say no more.
Thank you.
And the end.
Cool.
And we have, my wife, give you our president yet?
You haven't seen her yet.
No, because y'all, we just, no.
Okay, I don't know.
Okay.
Then I will also say no more about that.
Okay.
Because yeah, y'all were gone.
Thank you for the top golf, though, dude.
Hey, hold on a second.
Let me call me back in 2020.
2020.
And let that person know.
Ray, voicemail number five, please.
Hey, Bobby, I expect a great show this coming week.
Your Razor Vax beat number two.
Can't wait to hear you all live again this week.
I hope you all had a great vacation.
If you look at my Instagram story, or no, no, my Instagram page and my feed,
I had to watch games at 2.30 in the morning.
Well, that's tough for you.
It was terrible because I also wanted to be a good husband and go look at stuff with my wife.
The Arkansas, Kansas game wasn't over until 233 a.m.
So it was up watching it on a phone, going through a VPN.
And you can't watch YouTube TV or anything over there because it's out of the country.
It's nothing.
So I had to go and find like a bootleg version of somebody showing it on TikTok.
It's terrible.
And they like move the camera and I'm only like in half the TV or like move their phone.
I don't have it on TV over there?
No.
Which is crazy.
Almost, dude.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Like we watch soccer here from another country.
That's a great point.
How can they have March Madness?
Okay.
I don't know the answer to that.
But I do know they have like three English channels.
There's like CNN International, which there's none of the opinion shows on that.
It's literally just international news.
It's not even CNN that we get, but it's in English.
There's almost no English television.
If you were to log into your, I could get Netflix, but I get Netflix for whatever country I'm in.
Oh, their version.
It's 80% of the same, but there's some stuff, though, that's a bit different.
Wow.
You know what I started last time, Morgan, was Daredevil.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
So I was a little tired, still a little tired from the trip because the times are all off.
I did not realize it was a continuation.
Mm-hmm.
From the original series.
Not a reboot.
Not all new.
It is a continuation from the Netflix series a few years later now just on same actors and everything.
Yes.
And they even have some continuation from other shows that have blended into it.
Really?
Ben Affleck, he was a dude?
No, that was a movie.
It kind of panned
And I actually didn't mind the movie
But no
I really liked it on Netflix
And I was born on Disney Plus
It wouldn't be as gritty
And I fell asleep
Three quarters the way in
Chicks up so tired
But I liked it
It's gritty like there's blood and stuff
Yeah it's gritty
It's dark
I'm all caught up on all the newest episodes
Like I've been watching it each night
At premieres
Oh no it's weekly
Yeah it's weekly
How many are out?
I think there's three episodes out now
This week is the fourth
worst. I hate it.
I'm stuck like that with a white lotus, man.
I'm like week to week.
Oh, white lotus.
Question about white lotus.
Hold it.
Say nothing. Say nothing.
Say nothing.
I haven't seen it.
I probably should say nothing.
Say nothing.
So I've never seen an episode of White Lotus, right?
Yeah.
Wait.
I know what your question is.
No, you don't.
Go ahead.
Then go for it, big boy.
You want to make a bet that you don't know it?
Big boy.
Yeah, big boy.
Let me let you finish.
So I was on the plane and when you fly back, you only get like four episodes of things.
They don't show you like whole season.
of things. So it's like White Lotus. So you had told me that you can start on any season one,
two, or three, and it doesn't matter because they're all different. So all they had was White Lotus
Season 2, the first four episodes. And I watched White Lotus Season 2 episode one. And that was
it's only one I watched. And I think I fell asleep or something. Is that okay?
Mike, Mike, have you watched it? Because I feel like. Yes, yes, Amy. So you're saying,
I watched White Lotus Season 2, Episode 1. And that's all. Oh, no, you got to go back to it.
No, no, no, no.
Season one.
But everybody kept saying you can watch them all differently.
I think you can.
I have to rethink about this because initially I said, no, they're all different.
But I think that season two, what I'm sensing, could be connected.
So I should go back to season three.
I need to go to Amy's Brain Friar.
Forget that episode.
Go to season one.
Go back to season one.
I would just start out.
What season are on right now?
Three.
Will I like White Lotus?
Yes.
Yes, you would love it.
That's fantastic.
Because season one.
No, no, season two episode one was Jennifer Coolidge and her assistants there.
She's like, stay in the room.
And then who's watched White Lotus?
Me.
Oh, almost everybody.
Morgan, not you?
I've tried to start it and I haven't been able to get into it.
So don't keep on with season two.
Just start at season one.
Yeah, just go.
Did that spoil anything?
Did that first episode spoil anything?
No.
Okay.
No.
No, I would say you don't need to, like there is a theory that you don't have to watch
them all.
But there's like an overarching theme now that connects them.
So you're not going to be lost watching season two without watching season one,
but you get an understanding of like the shows what it's all about.
Yeah.
You want to know a show that you could do that with and you could jump around,
but really you couldn't, but you actually could,
was Fargo, the television show.
Oh, yeah.
You could watch the seasons out of order because we did because we started like one of the,
but I think if you watched an order,
you would have enjoyed it 13% more.
but still we ended up watching it out of order
because someone said,
it was awesome.
Fargo was awesome.
Unbelievably great.
In the movie, we tried to watch
and it seemed a bit dated.
And it's so different than the TV show.
It's not even the same.
The Fargo television show,
anybody watch that?
Yes.
No.
All of it?
All seasons?
Yeah.
No, I think I watched.
I bounced around.
I would start it and if I got interested, I'd do it.
So I think I probably watched maybe three seasons, but I don't know which ones.
How many seasons are there?
Maybe five.
Oh, I've only seen two.
If I'm guessing.
The John Hamm season is when we jumped in first.
It's unbelievable.
Yeah.
It's that good?
Yeah, it's really good.
I hate to say that because nothing can live up to the hype of anyone saying something is
unbelievably good.
It doesn't matter.
It's why I don't like saying things are unbelievably good because I don't people saying
it to me.
Then I watch it and I do really like it.
And I'm still like, well, it wasn't unbelievably good, but it was good.
So I don't like doing that.
I'll just say, I love.
it and had really no expectation.
And he played such a great bad guy.
Yeah.
In a lot of movies.
I don't know.
A lot of shows, I guess.
What's the?
Oh, Landman.
Is he in Landman?
I don't want to watch Landman yet.
Ooh, you need to watch that.
Yeah, Landman's good.
It's good.
Pretty good, man.
It's really good.
We're just at a time where there's so many things happening.
But is Landman just, what does that show you guys all watch?
Yellowstone.
Is it just the same thing?
No.
I didn't watch Yellowstone.
No.
I'm just wondering.
It's nothing like it.
Okay.
I just looked like it's going to be in the country.
I mean, you have some of the same actors because.
And maybe the same style, but it's not in the same story.
It's like about oil fields and oil.
Does you guys watch?
Permian Basin, Midland, Odessa.
Is it my, like Amy, going local?
Got it.
She's like a comedian that says the name of the town to get a bigger reaction.
No, how about you guys in Odessa?
I love him in Odessa.
Hey, my dad lived there for a year.
Fermian Bay.
Traffic bed in Odessa.
Yeah.
I of all of those Taylor Sheridan shows
and I haven't seen Landman
I don't think Yellowstone can count
because I started way a long time ago
and I'm biased on Yellowstone
but I think Lioness
Lioness is the best show
So good
It's there's no cheese
And some of those shows
They can get a little cheese
Lioness is as I quote a wise man
Lunchbox
F and awesome
Really
F this
I mean, it really is.
And season one is good and you're like, and then season two already exists and season two is even better.
I don't know if you can watch Landman though now.
Like I watched Landman as Lioness was happening.
Now that you've seen Lioness, that one just is such a, it sets all Taylor Sheridan stuff on like this really high level.
And I don't know that Landman is going to do that for you.
I've seen a lot of Taylor Sheridan shows.
I like Taylor Sheridan shows.
I haven't watched any of the other Yellowstone.
shows. Oh, like, 23, 1883. I was told by a friend that 1923 is really good.
Oh, Taylor Sheridan did Sons of Anarchy. Uh-huh. And he did the prison show. Mayor of Kingston.
Kingstown. It's his world, man. I mean, sons of anarchy is so good. He's a white Tyler Perry.
Yeah. Like, got something and everything and he's killing it. Um, what, read me all of his shows.
Yellowstone, Landman, 1883. Special Ops Lioness, 19.
23 Tulsa King.
Tulsa King.
Tulsa King's got a little bit of that
that soft cheese, but Tulsa King, I love it.
He wrote Sicario.
Yeah, the movie.
Wow. Tulsa King's awesome.
And the cheese you're talking about it.
That's like dialogue cheese, right?
Yes.
Yeah, like the lines, the one-liners and stuff?
Yes, yes.
You know, I never been to Tulsa before give me a cheese steak any time
that's not from here.
And he wrote something called it.
Hell or High Water that got an Academy Award nomination for a best of a good movie.
I don't know what that is.
Taylor Sheridan did not create sons of anarchism.
but he was an actor in the show.
Oh, he was an actor?
Yeah.
What is hell?
I'm in water.
Can you give me...
Sorry, my bad.
The whole Taylor Sheridan world again, Mike?
He's crushing it.
He's killing it.
I'm telling you, that lioness couldn't rave more about it.
Okay.
Like Zoe Saladanya.
It's so good.
Nicole Kidman's in the...
And that's one season?
Two.
Oh, two.
But then they're all out.
Yellowstone, 1883.
Mayor of Kingston.
Hey, Lawman is good.
Tulsa King.
I don't know why I stopped watching it for some reason.
I think another show came back on.
But Lawman Bass Reeves, and it starts with a big battle scene.
He's a black sheriff based on True Story back in the 1800.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
Yeah.
Okay.
It's like him and Chonda Rimes are like the two leads of all TV shows that are good.
She's the other one that did all like that whole.
She kind of took a break, right?
I know.
She's done making?
I don't know.
She just started another one.
She got Shonda Land.
I would need to know.
Because I think of him as like the new Tyler Perry, who's a billionaire.
I need to know what Shonda Rhymes does.
Maybe I haven't watched enough of her show.
There's more of it.
Never watch Grey's Anatomy.
Private Practice.
Never seen it.
Off the map, never heard of it.
Scandal.
How to get away with murder?
That's true.
That was good too.
For a while.
That's ridiculous.
They cancel it?
Do they finally not get away with it?
Station 19.
The catch.
She was in charge of Bridgeton.
that whole series that happened.
Inventing Anna.
Yeah, I don't know.
Oh, that's Anna Delvey.
Yeah, Anna Delvey.
She's got a lot of them.
Charged it to my father.
Remember Anna?
Anna Delvey?
She was the fake.
She was?
She was?
No, no.
Yeah, she was.
She was?
Because she was in jail, right?
Yeah, she had an animal.
She was the, she acted like she was this heiress in New York.
And she got people to give her all this money or she would get things for me.
And she was just like, charge it to my father.
I don't know.
That's exactly right, but like, there was no charging a turbo.
There was no father.
Like how?
Ray, give me a voicemail too.
Good morning studio.
I'm giving a shout out to all of us that are fighting cancer.
I am on my seventh month of fighting breast cancer, and I have five-four radiation treatments
to go.
This has been a really extremely painful journey for me because I'm allergic to all painkillers,
and so I can't take any painkillers.
So for everybody out there that's fighting cancer, children, teens, adults, got this, we can do this.
So I'm sending my love and blessings out to you all.
Dang, really sorry to hear that.
One, that you're going through this now, but also being allergic to painkillers.
I know somebody else who's allergic to painkillers.
Obviously not, they're not going through cancer.
But that's a nightmare for them just in normal life.
That sucks.
I'm really sorry.
I appreciate your call, and I think a lot of people will hear that that are also going through the same fight you are,
and we'll appreciate you sending that, because we appreciate you sending that, and we're not going through this fight right now.
So good luck with your journey.
I'm very sorry to hear about the painkiller thing, too.
That's tough.
I was crying about ibuprobin 15 minutes ago.
I was like, Sprangy my ankle, Abby, can you get me an ibuprofen?
You know what?
She did, didn't she?
She did quickly.
And I opened my mouth, like she was going to feed them to me, and she was like, uh-uh.
And I respected that about her.
Do you think you want to be fed?
No, not at all, but I thought it was funny because she brings in the pack, I do this.
And Abby goes, uh-uh.
And I was like, Ida, girl, you tell me what's up.
We went over that in our therapy thing that Ben and I did with the kids recently
because they weren't nurtured being in an orphanage for those early years.
They weren't nurtured in a way that, like, you know, our moms maybe did with us.
And they were like, I know this is going to make.
they sound weird, but look for ways to, I mean, they're 14 and 17 now, but they're like, look for
ways to feed them.
Okay.
Okay.
Abby, next time I'm going to need you to do that.
I do wonder if you were, you know, because your mom had you, she was so young and, you know,
involved another, like maybe sometimes your needs like that weren't met because she.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
I'm not added her anymore.
I did a whole podcast.
Oh, I know.
You're not.
I'm not saying you're mad at her, but I'm saying.
I was, though, for a long time.
For relationships and trust and, like, your brain.
and knowing like I need something
and this needs can be met like I'm hungry
I don't know my needs like mirroring that like
when babies sometimes like giggle and then the parents
like giggle back yeah like
I know for my son when he was dropped off at the orphanage
they said he barely moved and that means like
he just wasn't paid much attention to so
they'd teach him how to roll over because he just didn't get that
stimulation and so anyway
I've been looking for ways to feed my kids and it's kind of fun
the airplane one's fun you're done the airplane
well yeah but when they're four
I know, but when they're 14, they're looking at me.
They're like, what are you doing?
And I'm like, just come on.
Or like my daughter needed medicine the other day.
And I tried to like do it and like look her in the eyes as I was doing it.
And I'm like, come on, let this work.
Build trust.
Build trust.
It's interesting that you bring that up because I talk about that a lot in therapy,
not the airplane or the Amy feeding me.
But I don't have needs, quote.
That's how I feel.
That's what I say.
Right.
But that's not really how I feel, even though I think that's how I feel.
I don't have needs.
And it's a constant, what are your needs and be vulnerable enough to express them?
Because I don't know them because I've never had to have them.
I just figured it all out myself.
There was never a need that I couldn't meet myself.
Never felt like a need.
It was just a task.
There was a difference to me.
And then, so I don't know how to express needs without feeling like a complete wuss,
which is also a vulnerability thing.
So if anybody wants to airplane me, I'd love it.
And now I get mad at Abby for not putting...
Next time I get you a spoon.
It's on.
Ray, give me a voicemail three.
Bobby, my son is 11 years old and wants his first pair of Jordans.
He's willing to buy them, but he wants to buy the cheapest ones he can just so he could have them.
Should he pay a little bit more for a little better Jordans,
or would the cheap ones be just as good?
Thank you. Love the show.
I just would need more context to this.
He's 11.
You're starting to be kind of cool at 11.
Or at least there's an attempt to be kind of cool at 11.
There's the knowledge of what is kind of cool at 11.
But I don't understand the difference between,
I didn't know there was like cheap Jordans.
Oh, yeah.
Cheaper ones.
I mean, I know that there's like rare ones,
but if you're a little,
11, like, why do you need a...
Okay, I give an example here.
I do have shoes on the table that we're giving away here.
Let me see if I have these.
So these here, these are size 11, Jordan 1 retro highs.
So this is a re-release that had happened.
So they look old, but they're obviously brand new.
There's a strap that goes on the front, which didn't,
they didn't make these in the later ones because it's so old-school 80s that they didn't
remake this strap.
They released these in 2020
And if you're going to buy regular Jordan ones
You could probably get some for 110 bucks
These were about $350,400
And so if you're a shoe person
You probably notice
The comp is going to be bags
With women
You don't have a nice bag, Amy, to impress guys
You have a nice bag
Because you want to impress women
Guys wear shoes
And press is a weird word
But I have shoes because I love shoes, didn't have shoes, nice shoes as a kid, so I'm obsessed with them now.
And my favorite thing is someone's like, dude, nice, those are awesome shoes.
I give you an example.
We were in another country.
I don't know which one.
They all blur together.
It's Austria.
So we're in Austria.
And there's a memorial there because Hitler crushed Austria.
terribly, terribly.
And there's a Jewish memorial there.
And in that memorial, underneath the memorial,
a lot of, and I don't want to mess up numbers,
so I'm just not going to say numbers at all.
A lot of Jewish people were killed
and placed where this memorial is.
Well, they were their first memorial,
the second, right?
And there was a group of, I would say,
40 or 50.
Is this it, Mike?
I'm not sure, but this is the one that comes up.
I think.
Is this the one you went to?
Yeah, I think so.
I may say this.
On the show wall of Names Memorial and Vienna Austria commemorates the 64,000 Jewish people from Austria
murdered during the Holocaust, with the memorial consisting of a circle of stone walls that
carry the names of every Austrian Jew who fell victim.
So I'm not Jewish, but I definitely can take...
sometime and respect everybody that lost it alive.
So my wife are there.
Yeah, that's it, Mike.
And so my wife are there, and we're looking at it,
and there's a group of like, and you're like,
how's this is going to be on shoes?
But there's a group of like 20, 25 Jewish kids,
but they're dressed like what a Hasidic Jew in my mind,
like Modis Yahoo would look like.
Remember Modis Yahoo, the rapper?
The rapper.
But they're kids, so they don't have long beards or anything.
And we're walking, and my wife and I walk kids.
It's another statue.
We're looking at.
They're walking, and I can hear one of them,
talk about North Carolina
basketball in Austria
and I'm like, oh, I think maybe
there's some American kids
and one of them walks up and goes, hey man,
those pink Travis Scots are sick.
And I was like, thanks, dude.
Did not expect that in Austria.
So even in that time,
I was like, dang, like, I'm a shoe guy.
At the
one place I did not expect anybody to notice my shoes,
I was still like, oh man, that's all.
It made me feel good. Because the shoes,
it's why I wear nice shoes. It's why I like shoes.
to get that. So that's the difference. If it were a generic Jordan, no one would have said anything.
But the Travis Scott's...
But if you're 11. But that's what I'm saying. You're starting to be cool enough to understand what's cool and what's not.
So if I'm this dad, what size is he? Call this guy back. I need him right now. Get on one tomorrow.
Let me talk to him. I would say let the kid do what he wants to do if he has his own money at first.
Ray, play that one more time.
It's only 20 seconds.
And then we'll end with this.
Bobby, my son is 11 years old and wants his first pair of Jordans.
He's willing to buy them, but he wants to buy the cheapest ones he can just so he could have them.
Should he pay a little bit more for a little better Jordans or would the cheap ones be just as good?
Thank you.
Love the show.
He's 11.
He's got to start to learn to spend his own money on things like this.
So I would let him buy his own.
but you could as a dad, if you love shoes and you wanted to have better shoes,
I would do this.
I would say, okay, you have $10.
I know he has more than that.
You have $10 for these shoes.
You know, do Jordans.
Anything you make past the $10, I will match and you can buy you some better ones.
If you want to make another $50, I give $50, you have another $100 to get nicer Jordans if you want nice ones.
But give them the option, but let him if you're going to let him.
That's all.
It's good.
But I'd like to talk to them, Scoob, if that's cool tomorrow.
Yeah, I'll try to find a number for you.
Okay.
Thanks.
No problem.
I still have these shoes to give away.
It's crazy to me that those white shoes were $1,000.
I didn't pay for them.
Alexander McQueen's.
And they look like brand, brand, brand new.
Yeah, those are, those would be television shoes that they're like,
here's your budget of $3,800 for your outfit,
and anything you don't spend, we're keeping.
So it's like, okay, well, let's just go and find the most expensive thing you can find.
Say no more.
And then I'll just give it away when I'm done with it.
but for those you got to you know there's a
and where'd you wear those um i wore them a couple times
i think american idol are you saying yeah because they're like they're like
casual expensive the jewels what's the piano player who's gay
elton john no no one before him
liberace thank you they're a little liberati on the back interesting
but
these are alexander be queens that's a very expensive shoe and i'm happy to give
them away to somebody we'll play a game or something
um but
shoes are a whole different world man
that's it
I think we're done
I didn't even get to the city
they found underneath the pyramid
they found a
did you guys see the
anybody?
Yes
It's the if true
Like city functioning now
It'll be the greatest
Most ground breaking
historical
societal
technological find in the history
of our universe
Underneath the greatest pyramid
They have found these
I think it's
Eight cylindrical with coils around it and functioning where they think it could have been taking power from the earth and producing.
Like silo?
Yes.
Meaning they had power and they had technology that even we didn't have then.
You guys weren't on TikTok marks on this for like hours.
No, I would have been all about it, though.
A8 vertically aligned cylindrical structures arranged in two parallel rows from north to south.
It goes down a half a mile underground underneath the pyramid.
Vertical shafts, over 2,000 feet, connected to pathways.
Could have been a full underground cities.
Question.
Unbelievable.
Could this have been a World War II thing?
No.
No.
This is thousands of years ago.
Okay.
Because the Germans occupied Egypt.
And I don't know.
This is underneath the pyramids.
Had to be built before the pyramids were built.
Okay.
and probably when the pyramids are like they're just for dead people
no probably with some sort of mass energy producer down there that they had figured it's wild
it is wild still hasn't been peer reviewed yet and they found it with thermo thermal
yeah yeah anyway you guys didn't spend two hours on that like I did last hour
no but now that you've said it I'm sure our algorithm is going to pull it up now one other thing
I can't I can't bring it up yet
What?
Mike, I shouldn't bring this up yet, right?
We take it like this word, and I wouldn't be specific about it,
but I should still hold off because of timing.
Yeah, I know.
Okay.
Hold off.
What's it to do with?
Can't.
I was going to do it today, but the timing's too close,
that it will tip it off even though it's a secret.
Okay, that's it.
Thank you all.
I promise you, you'll...
So tomorrow?
No, but I promise you you'll also not thank me when I tell you.
Okay.
So we won't find out and we also won't thank you.
That's correct.
Got it.
But there will be some closure.
So we'll know.
Without not knowing.
It's about knowing what it really was.
Trust me.
So we'll never know.
No, I think we're going to know.
But we won't even know that he's telling us.
Then we're not going to thank him or we are?
We won't.
What is that?
We won't thank you?
He said we won't thank him.
I'm confused.
Some gratitude.
He's looking for it.
Yeah.
Appreciation, losers.
Thank you, Lexbox.
Oh, that's what you were doing?
Yeah.
Come on.
Our little, my mom trick.
Yes.
All right, we're done.
We're done.
Thank you.
I hope you guys have a good day and we will see you tomorrow.
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