(Tues Full Show) It's Bobby Bones' Birthday! + What Did Bobby's Wife Get Him For His Birthday? + We Share Things Considered TMI
00:00This is an I-Heart podcast.Guaranteed human.A win is a win.A win is a win.I don't care what you're saying.Yep, that's me.Clifford Taylor the 4th.You might have seen the skits,
00:13my basketball and college football journey,or my career in sports media.Well, now I'm bringing all of that excitementto my brand new podcast, the Clifford Show.This is a place for raw,unfilled conversations with athletes,creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard,but celebrated.
00:28So let's get to it.Listen to the Clifford show on the IHard Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok.When a group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist, they take matters into their own hands.I vowed. I will be his last target.He is not going to get away with this.He's going to get what he deserves.We always say that trust your girlfriends.
00:59Listen to the girlfriends.Trust me, babe.On the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts,or wherever you get your podcast.This week on the Sports Slice podcast,it's all about the NFL draft.And we've got a special guest.The director of the NFL's
01:18East-West Shrine Bowl, Eric Galco,joins the Sports Slice podcastto break down what really matterswhen evaluating draft prospects.From hidden traits teams look forto the biggest mistakesfranchises make to the players flying under the radar.This is the end.
01:32You won't hear anywhere else.If you want to understand the draft like an insider,you don't want to miss this episode.Listen to the Sports Slice Podcast on the IHeartRadio app,Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.And for more, follow Timbo Slica Life 12and TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok.Come on, Bobby.
02:01What's up, everybody?Welcome to Tuesday's show.Morning, studio.Morning.All right, let's go around the room and check in with everybody.Up first, he has dyslexia,which is why he reads things out of order.but that didn't stop him from winning, employee of the quarter.
02:13Yay!Guys, I think I know why I'm losing my hair.I mean, maybe, possibly.Genetics?No, I just heard of this.Have you guys heard of COVID hair?COVID hair loss?Mm-hmm.
02:25You've heard of this?I don't think it's you, though.Yeah, you were bald before COVID, man.Well, even your, but your dad is bald.Correct.And that old adage of it comes from your mom is not accurate anymore.That's old school thinking.But my mom's dad was bald.
02:38Right, but it's usually a combination of genetics, like everything.else. I don't think it's COVID hair, buddy.Do you think you'd have a full head of hair if it wasn't for COVID?My friend told me that he found out that he was losing his hair after he got COVID.But you were already, I don't know, three quarters of the way in?Yeah, I know, but it couldn't have helped.Like, it got worse.You know what? I'll happily give that to you.
02:57That's crazy that COVID makes you lose your hair now.Well, for some people, here's the thing about COVID.It was what was called a novel virus, meaning there wasn't enough research on it to know exactlywhat it was doing and how it was affecting people.I know people who had it four or five times couldn't be healthier, didn't affect them at all.I know people that got it once, still destroying their life because of long COVID and diseases that it kind of awakened in the body, like woke up viruses that were lying dormant.Still novelish, but I do not think, Eddie, all respect to you that it made you any more bald than you already were.Well, I got COVID back when I went to Florida, remember?
03:36But that was like just a few years ago.Yeah, yeah.You weren't, he didn't have a lush head.That was probably at the start of me losing my hair.No, I don't think it was to start, buddy.Moving on, he finally earned the dream come true opportunity to drive a Lambo.And now he says he's too busy and can't even go.It's lunchbox.
03:55I told you guys, my New Year's resolutions is to say something.Be more vocal.Give my opinion more.And I had a bad experience at the grocery store.I went and it said closed at 10.I got there.Why do you always go to places that closed five minutes early?I feel like you're looking.
04:10for them. No, I got done with my soccer game.My tradition is I score a goal. I get chocolate milk on the way home.About that. 950 rolled up.I felt that I get chocolate chip cookies after a comedy show.So I'm not letting him.This is only after he scores, though. Who cares?Right. It's not after a win. It's like the score.So I rolled up. Doors lock.
04:28950. And the dude's letting people out.Won't let me in. It says we're closed.So I called the manager.Okay, here you. You have audio at this.Yeah, I called the manager.Okay.Thank you for calling.This is a, okay.
04:41I help you.Oh, yeah, man, I'm just wondering.Are you guys trying to go out of business?I'm sorry.Well, yeah, I mean, I came there the other night.You know, I was after my soccer game, and it says you guys close at 10 o'clock,and I walked up to the doors at 9.50, and the doors were already locked.So I'm just wondering, do you not want in business?
04:59Are you trying to go out of business?Sir, I'm incredibly sorry for the misunderstanding.You're right.We do close at 10 o'clock, and I'm not sure why the doors were locked.Yeah, because I have a tradition.that if I score in my soccer game, I reward myself with a chocolate milk.And I scored my soccer game, my co-ed rec soccer game, went to the store, got therein plenty of time, and I went up, and the guy had locked the doors.
05:23He was letting people out, close the doors and lock it.And I said, hey, man, I just, you go, sorry, man, no can do.But I thought you closed at 10.Did you buy any chance with your name?No, I, no, I don't know their name.I mean, my understanding is that if you close at 10, you close at 10.You don't close at 950.I should still be able to go in and get my name.
05:41my groceries.I mean, what if I needed milk?I'm not sure why that happened.Yeah, what if my baby was going to die in it?Because it didn't have a banana.And that was the last thing I needed was a banana.And, you know, you close.Okay.
05:53Wow.You get to my baby's dying.You don't have a baby.Two, you gave him the chocolate milk destroy.I don't know, six times.And three, someone's being, somebody can get fired for this.Somebody's going to get in trouble.But he didn't have their name, thank goodness.
06:05Trust me, they'll be able to track it.Yeah, whoever was there at 950.He didn't say the exact day.He just said the other day, the other night.But he's going to go check.SPN and see lunchboxes scoring goal.Okay, cool.And know what day that was.
06:16But I mean...What did you accomplish, do you think, by calling this?Hopefully the employee is reprimanded and has to stay there until 10 o'clock.What the employee did say there until 10 it feels like?And I'm not saying they did right.But what if there's not enough employees to keep it open safely?Well, then schedule them.Then change your hours.
06:39Why were people in there at 950?What is it?Was it a chain?Yeah, big grocery store.Can't change the hours of that.Chain rules.If there aren't enough employees to manage everythingand make sure people aren't stealing,
06:50then it's probably, I don't know.I just think that call is probably,it's hilarious.Don't get me wrong.But hopefully nobody got in trouble for that.Why?The guy is, I mean, they're obviously there,so why would you not just leave it open for an extra 10 minutes?
07:03What if his baby was dying and he had to close?Oh, he needed a banana.Then he would just left.Yeah, okay.All right, well, I'm glad you're holding up to your resolution.Speaking up?Speaking up more.Okay.
07:14I didn't get my chocolate milk, though.I know, and you deserve that.I did.You scored a goal.I didn't score just one.Oh, we're going to get two chocolate milks?No, I just give one either way, but I scored four.Four goals.
07:24Did they have a goalie?You could have OD on chocolate milk.I'm glad you didn't get in.That was legit.All right.She received birthday flowers from Trucker Joe.She says she appreciates the gesture, but if it's a date, no.Amy.
07:38So my daughter got some glass in her foot.was taking a shower and this glass bottle fell off her ledge and she couldn't really see it.She had soap and her eyes and then she ended up stepping on it and she got it in multiple placesin her foot and I'm thinking, okay, we're just going to have to go to emergency care.Like I want to make.What was it that bad?Yeah.One of them, the cut looked a little bit deep and there was a glass still stuck in it.
07:59And I thought, I just read an article the other day about how more and more doctors are using AI to help them.And I know that doctors are incredibly smart and they're using their school, but they're also just using AI.to a company as a tool, right?So I thought, well, as a parent,I'm just going to use AI as a tool real quickjust to save us a trip just in case.So when you say AI was like an app on your phone?Well, I just, yeah, no, I just put on my computer
08:22pulled up like chat GPT or whatever.And I typed in how to remove glass from foot safely.So, yeah, I went step my step and did everything it said.And I was like, wow, this worked.Because I would have never known to go get a needle.Like I got tweezers.A needle.A needle.
08:38Oh, like a needle for like sewing or something.thing. Yeah, a sewing needle. And so I sterilized them in some rubbing alcohol because that's what it toldme to do. I was like, cool, cool. I cleaned her foot and some warm water and soap. Amputate.And my hands. No, but then you take the needle and where the glass was stuck in the skin,you sort of like use the needle to poke open the skin to create an opening so the glass will come out.I highly recommend people seek medical care if they need to. However, that without, I mean,I'm sure Google could have told me that too, but AI just put it step by step by step.exactly what I needed to do and I followed it step by step and it worked.
09:14I used chat GBT to get water out of my ear because I had water in my ears.I can tell you why in just a second, but it had been both ears and I always heard justtook your nose and I was blowing hard and I felt like it's going to pop my ear so I stopped.And it said take your hand and make like a like a put on your ear like a cup and move it upand down a little bit and let it get suction on it and then do it three times pop pop pop because itdoesn't hurt your ear. And I'm not kidding. It goes, it goes in the water. It came.What? Is it good? Wow. It does say you can do the nose thing first, but don't do it so hard.Second was the cup. Did it tell you to move your head sideways hard? It gave me other ones too.
09:52It was like listening to some hard rock and just hit me. All right, next up, right go.From Mountain Pine, Arkansas. He was the first on the show to use AI because he's a one step ahead kind of guy.Bobby bumps.Thank you very much. So I hate to come in. It is my birthday, so I'm a birthday. Happy birthday, dude.a little bit. I did save a life.What?Your life card?Exactly how I saved a life. I talked about water.
10:13I was swimming. I got in the pool at my house,and I have a little minor leg injury,so I'm trying not to work out on my legs, so I'll swim some laps.And Stanley can't go near the pool. He's a bulldog.He'll die.Eller's never jumped in the pool before, even though I figured she can swim,we're not sure. But I'm swimming back and forth,and then she's running on the outside chasing me both ways.
10:32I look up and she's in the water.So she doesn't, I wrap up, grab her,take her off the side save her lifeThank youBut was she gonna be okay?No noNo because I let her go for a secondAnd she was freaking the crap out
10:44Because she'd never been to water like that beforeFreaking out like doggy paddling?No likeAhLike backstrokeLaSo I have a save nowOkay you gotta save
10:53WowCongratulationsAnd then I thoughtDo I want to like take this momentBecause she just either jumped in her fell inDo I want to take the moment to teach her how to swimThen she may be in the pool all the timeAnd drown
11:03Or do I want to be likeJust get out and now you're traumatizedyou may never get back in.So I just chose to put her out.Yeah.But I did a wrap her up and take her.She was so scared.She was like clawing on my chest,
11:11but I still saved a life,even though it was hurting.Dang, dude.You're a hero.At it.Wow.Wow.That's awesome.
11:17Thank you very much.All right, let's go.Thank you guys.I did save a life.My wife saw it happen too.I bet she's proud of you.Yeah.She was so turned on.
11:25Are you sure?No, she wasn't in all, actually.She was like, I can't live she jumped in like that.Let's open up the mailbag.You send in email and we read it all the air.It's something.Oh, Bobby Bones.I started dating this woman a couple months ago.
11:42She's amazing, beautiful, kind, smart, successful.We hit it off right away.She checks all the boxes and then some.I can see myself spending my life with her.But I know better to get my hopes up too soon in a relationship.The problem is she's already mapping out our future together.Telling her to slow down on the wedding plans is probably not going to be very good for a current relationship.She's getting too serious.
12:04That's her only flaw.Should I just roll with it and let the cards fall?or risk it and risk upsetting her.Signed too serious too soon.Question more, question more, question more.This is what I'd say, buddy.If you found you a good one,want a real good one,
12:19and her only flaw is planning more time together,like the future, let her plan.If she's not forcing the issue of like,we need to get married in two months,or if she's just, let her plan,because what's going to happen is you're going to be an idiotand you're going to be, I don't know,and she's going to be like, what do you mean?
12:35You don't feel like I'm out of here.don't mess it uplet her planthat doesn't mean it has to happenbut also if everything that you're sayingshe's beautiful kind smartall the boxes she checksdo you know how hard it is to find that
12:49so I would recommend you justchill till the next episodeoh thank youbecause you got a good oneit's hard to find a good onelet her planyou're lucky she's planningyou're lucky she's having thoughts of the future
13:04with youand everybodyworks differently.Oh, me, I can imagine.Like, you find the perfect oneand all of a suddenbecause she's planning out,she has a wedding,
13:16a Pinterest board,you run away.Yeah.Let's just hopeshe doesn't find that he sent this email.I know,don't be a loser.Delete all this.
13:23Yeah, just go back.Amy, any thought?I just feel,this is the kind of crapthat I would have done.Yeah, I mean,I think just pay attentionto your feelings.
13:33I think it's okay to gowith the flow,but you just need to be awarebecause you don't want to,like,go with the flow so much,to where then you're like, oh shoot, yeah, I really don't want this.Don't let her paint you in a corner of things you have to do,
13:43but if she's planning the future, like vaguely, like, okay, let her plan.That's awesome.You're not, you're not a prize.Be honest.I'm talking to myself now.Just getting into a weird place.All right, thank you.Close the mailbag.
13:56We got your email.I'm the closed Bobby's mail bag.You ever walked out of a movie in a theater after you paid money for it?I was reading this poll.About 50% of people have done it.I've done it once.It was for the Incredible Hulk before it got all marvely and got pretty good.Like I think Eric Bannon was the Incredible Hulk.
14:20It was terrible.And so I was like, I'm done.I think maybe I walked out a weekend at Bernice 2, but I was way younger then.I don't remember clearly so I can't commit to that.Ever walked out of a movie in a theater, Amy?Yes.I can't remember what it was, but you liked it.Oh, it was the movie about District.
14:37District 9.69 or something.I don't think that's what it's called.What?What was it, guys?Because I walked out and you're like, oh, I love that movie.I loved it.What was it called, Mike?
14:49District 9.It was like a kind of forward, sciencey robot type movie.You love that stuff.I did love that.We're watching a show.We're on the final episode called Three Body Problem on Netflix.Anybody watched any of it?No.
15:03If one episode left.It was like their biggest show.It just came out.But it's futurey kind of.It's set today, but there's also.and it almost lost meand then it got really good againbut for me to walk away from something like that
15:18it's got to be really toughbut I almost walked out of the houseI'm so backI'm back now I'm back nowLunchbox ever walked out of a theater?No I almost walked out of multiplicitybut I was with chicks so they wanted to stayI never saw it
15:32It was terrible anybody seen itNo that's old huhYeah it was old but I mean it was that or kingpinAnd we were supposed to go see kingpinThat's funnyAnd my boys bailed because the chicks picked multiplicity.And they're like...They must have like chicks, you know what I mean?
15:45It's like, guys.It's you with all the chicks.Eddie?Yeah, I can't get myself to do that.Like, I'm too cheap.Yeah, you paid the money.And I can't do it.Like, what was the...
15:53I was at Thor, I think, and they started the whole movie over after half of it was going already.Oh, that would be miserable.And so a lot of people walked out and I'm like, I can't, I can't walk out.It'd be a waste of money.They can't fast forward.No.I don't know.But I would have thought, this is how I would have thought in my head.
16:07I've already paid for it regardless.so I don't want to pay for it and be miserable.So then I'm not getting my money back.Yeah.A third of the way through.So I've already paid for it.Bad investment of my money and time.So I'm going to pay for it and then force myself to sit through it longer.
16:22Yeah.I do that with food too.Like, oh, this food's not very good, but I pay for it.I got to eat it.Keep eating it.Yep.30 minutes, if I can't see a movie getting any better, it's not worth my time to stay there.I'm out.
16:43Especially with movies getting longer, too.The movie's getting longer.It's terrible.In the last year, what'd you walk out of?Amsterdam, it was like a murder mystery with a bunch of actors like Christian Bale.So boring.One of the worst movies I've ever seen in theaters, I'm like, I'm out.Okay, what else?
16:57I walked out of a movie called Babylon.It was about like Hollywood in the 1920s, but like the first scene is an elephant pooping on a bunch of people.And then they go to this party, just a bunch of naked dudes taking out.I'm out of this.Lunch would recommend that.Yeah, let's watch.Go check that out.And then?
17:11There's a movie called Straes.It was like a movie where there's like real-life dogs,but it's like Will Ferrell and Jimmy Fox voicing them,but they're just like cursing the whole time.Do you ever listen to these interviews with major stars, Mike,and they admit they know they're doing a really bad movie in the middle of it?Yeah, sometimes they're like, yeah, it's a paycheck.It's becoming more frequent now that we'll talk about like,
17:31yeah, I took that just to make money off of it.Like, can you imagine, like you dedicate,and then you're in the middle of a movie you thought was going to be great,and you're like, man, this sucks.and then you just got to keep doing the betteror do promo for a movie that's terriblelike Dakota Johnson for Madam Webbit just came out she's like I had no idea if the movie
17:47was good or not I was in part of a blue screen the entire timeit felt so weird and then she drugged the movie after it did terriblyso she did the movie it didn't do well and then she made funof the movie yeah it's Sidney Sweeney tooshe was in that movie she's like yeahnot doing a superhero movie ever againWas that Marvel? It was the Sony side of Marvelso there's a good there's a good DC Marvel
18:08That's all like the Avengers stuffAnd then there's the Sony sideYou're telling me there's a side of MarvelThat's even bad?YeahAll the ones that just can't get the box officeLike MorbiusThey're a different side of marble
18:18I've never heard of MorvalWhat about the Hispanic dudeWho was like the Blue Beetle?YeahHe's like the Hispanic superheroHow'd that dude?Who was that?I didn't do so well
18:27At the time the strike was going onSo they didn't promote it a whole lotIt was still a good movieBut DC yeahKind of does the historically bad moviesWhat's good so far this yearAny good movies?So far
18:37I mean you just watched the new GodzillaI think you would like that one just because it's big, dumb, fun action.So far, there hasn't been a great movie.Is it a slow time, like January to April?Yeah, everything's ramping up right now as we get to summer blockbuster stuff.I'm waiting on the new Deadpool movie.Oh, that'd be fun because Wolverine's in it.Yeah.
18:53All right.Check out movie mics, movie podcast.And if the movie sucks, just leave.You've already spent the money.Why spend the money and then also feel terrible?It's tough, man.We already paid for that.No, I know.
19:03You get your money back.Can you get your money back?If the movie's bag, can you leave and get me money back?If the movie's bad, can you leave and get a refund?I think in the first 30 minutes, they'll give you a refund, depending on the theater.So set your timer for 29 minutes, you run out.It's time for the good news.With Amy.
19:18Tell me something good.So a woman came into the bank, and luckily the bank teller she got that day was Marlena.And Marlena's dad had been scammed before, so she was, you know, empathetic towards people that might be, you know, getting scammed.She was like, well, wait a second.Come back to my office.Let's talk.Why do you want this money out?woman's like, oh, well, my boyfriend, here's a picture of him.
19:41He's overseas.I've never met him.Oh, no.And so she's like, okay, she did a quick Google reverse image situation, found out that is definitelynot this woman's boyfriend.And so she took the woman, like she went with her, escorted her to the police station so theycould file a police report and do the whole thing.I don't know for the woman, though, because good, she saved her.
20:03Big, but if you're the woman, you're like, this is my boyfriend.She's like, no, you're being scammed.You're just embarrassed.It's not good.And you're thankful, but that sucks.Yeah, so it's just important to pay attention.Marlena likes that this story is out there so that others will be aware of any red flags.It may be helped more vulnerable people that might not realize they're being taken advantage of.
20:26Do we think Morgan's guys are real?Yeah.Okay, there you go.Yeah, man.You do too, right?Yeah, I know, but I never thought about that.What if...Oh, no.
20:33Well, I've met him five to me.Yeah, she's hung out with him.Yeah, he's real.I know.has you.He's always gone.No, no, I'm still Team Morgan.Okay, that's what it's all about.
20:44That was tell me something good.A win is a win.A win is a win.I don't care which I'll say it.Yep, that's me.Clipper Taylor the 4th.You might have seen the skits, the reactions,my journey from basketball to college football,
20:58or my career in sports media.Well, somewhere along the way,this platform became bigger than I ever imagined.And now I'm bringing all of that excitementto my brand new podcast.The Clifford Show.This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversationswith some of your favorite athletes, creators,
21:13and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated.One week, I'll take you behind the scenesof the biggest moments in sports and entertainment,and the next we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music.The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast,it's a space for honest conversations,stories that don't always get told,and for people who are chasing something bigger.
21:34So, if you've ever supported me,or you're just chasing down a dream,this is right what you need to be.Listen to the Clifford show on the IHeard radio app,Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.And for more behind the scenes,follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok.There's two golden rules that any man should live by.
21:56Rule one, never mess with a country girl.You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes.And rule two, never mess with her friends either.We always say that trust your girlfriends.I'm Anna Sinfield, and in this new season of The Girlfriends,Oh my God, this is the same man.A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist.I felt like I got hit by a truck.
22:22I thought, how could this happen to me?The cops didn't seem to care.So they take matters into their own hands.I said, oh, hell no.I vowed. I will be his last target.He's going to get what he deserves.Listen to the Girlfriends.Trust me, babe.
22:40on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.I'm Ego Wode.My next guest, you know from Step Brothers Anchorman, Saturday Night Live, and the Big Money Players Network.It's Will Ferrell.My dad gave me the best advice ever.I went and had lunch with them one day, and I was like, and Dad, I think I want to really give this a shot.I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings.I'm working my way up through and I know it's a place that come look for up and coming talent.
23:18He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet.Yeah.He goes, but there's so much luck involved.And he's like, just give it a shot.He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit.If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration.It would not be on a calendar of, you know,The cat just hang in there.
23:46Yeah, it would not be.Right, it wouldn't be that.There's a lot of luck.Listen to Thanks, Dad, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.So I'll play you a character, cartoon, or animated, whatever movie might call it.You just tell me who the celebrity is playing the character.For example, this is Buzz Lightyear and Toy Story.Buzz Lightyer to Star Command.
24:10Come in, Star Command.Star Command, come in.Do you read me?That would be?Tim Mali.Good.I got that.There's seven of these.
24:18Ready, guys.Up first is Oscar and Shark Tale.Well, I tell you what happened.Big old shark level.Seven, five, hundred feet long.So he's swimming at me, right?With teeth like razor.Razors.
24:32And I was all like, you're going to come at me like that?You won't come at the O like that?Uh-uh.Write your answer down?Oh, man.Celebrity was that.That's the easy oneIt is number one
24:46I felt it was the easiestBut againWhat's that movie called?SharktailBut it's only one man's easyDid you guys feel like that was easy?Yeah kind of sort ofEventually
24:59OkayThree secondsMaybe I'm rightLunchboxEddie MurphyAmyWill SmithEddie
25:07Will SmithWill SmithWill SmithWill SmithAll rightYou were not rightNext upThis is Po and Kung Fu Panda
25:14I'm not a big fat pandaI'm the big fat pandaWe'll play it one more timeI'm not a big fat pandaI'm the big fat pandaCelebrity voice actorName that actorI'm in for the win
25:32Is Kung Fu Panda good?Yeah it isI didn't see the last one butThe first one is?Yeah it's goodAmmonAmyJack Black
25:41Lunchbox?Jack BlackEddie?Jack BlackThat is Jack BlackGood jobGood jobNext up, this is Donkey Kong in the Super Mario Brothers movie.
25:51My, oh, I'm sorry.I'm sorry.Okay.Now you die.Donkey Kong and the Super Mario Brothers movie, I'll play it for you one more time.Very famous actor.I got the cat box.Oh, my.
26:13Oh, I'm sorry.I'm sorry.Okay.Now you die.I'm in.I'm in for the win.You know, for sure?No, I don't have it.
26:24Lunchbox?Will Ferrell.Amy?Ray Romano.Eddie?Seth Rogan?Oh.Play it one more time, Ray.
26:34Ah!You got the cat box!Oh, my.It's Seth Rogen.That's just going to laugh.Good job, good job, good job.Man.I was thinking, we're going streaking.
26:45Next up.Snowball in the Secret Life of Pets.Who are we?We are the four.Flushed pets.Thrown away by our owners.And now we're out for revenge.It's like a club, but was biting and scratching.
27:00Yeah, you got the stint of domestication all over you.You chose your side.And now you're going to burn.I'm in for the way.I'm in.Oh, if everybody's in, good.Amy.Kevin Hart.
27:11Lunchbox?Kevin Hart.Eddie?Kevin Hart.Correct.Good job.Right now, the score is Eddie for Amy 3, Lunchbox 2.Dominating.
27:19This is Gru and Minions.Now I realize that you guysYou probably heard about this other villainWho stole the pyramidsApparently it's a big dealPeople are calling it the crime of the centuryAnd stuff like thatBut am I upset
27:35No, I am notA little, butWe have had a pretty good year ourselvesDoes Lunchbox have kids? I don't understandYeahYeah, but watch these movies?We have notYou understand my kids are five
27:52So these are a little olderIn minionsI love this movieAnd I don't know what that isEddie writes it down before you even play the voiceHe just knows who played the actorYou tell me Gru, I know who it isHe shouldn't be penalized for no one
28:05No I know I'm just saying likeI have no ideaOkayDo we get it again? I'll give you a little bit moreNow I realize that you guysYou probably heardAbout this other villainWho stole the pyramids
28:16Apparently it's a big dealPeople are calling it the crime of the SenateAll right there you goLunchbox?Will Farrell.Amy?Steve Carrell.Eddie?
28:28Steve Carrell.Correct.Two left.By the way, I will give you a chance to go in blind in the last one, lunchbox?Thank you.To win.Thank you.All right.
28:38Thank you.Here we go.And number six.Go ahead.Wait, wait.I'm the war racks.Guardian of the forest.I speak for the trees.
28:47So you're telling me, you just didn't see me magically appear out of that stump.With all the lightning and thunder and stuff.You didn't see any of that?That's the Lorax and the Lorax.I'll play one more time.Wait, wait, I'm the Lorax.Guardian of the forest.I speak for the trees.
29:03So you're telling me, you just didn't see me magically appear out of that stump.With all the lightning and thunder and stuff.You didn't see any of that?I'm in.Oh, I'm in for the wind.What?No, Amy.Wow.
29:17All I have in my head right now is that guy from Princess Bride.IndublyInconceivableWhatever it says, I don't knowInconceivableYes, whatever it is, thank youI don't knowAmy
29:30HimI don't knowLunchboxThat's Danny DevedoCorrectEddie?I have Danny DevedoYeah good job
29:38So this is number sevenList of number sevenIt is and there'll be no changing itLunchbox you're going to loseBut you can go in blindBut if you go in blindYou can't obviously play the last oneBut I'm assuming you want to go on blind
29:49Yeah I'm going blindOkay. And who do you have as your answer?I am going to write down.Why don't you not say it? Just write it down.Okay.But don't react either way to when you hear the clip, okay?Okay. You done?I think I'm in for the win.
30:07No reaction, though.None.Good or bad. Okay.This is Rocket Raccoon and Guardians of the Galaxy.Don't call me a raccoon.You know why I did it, Star Munch?I did it because I wanted to.What are we even talking about this for?
30:22We just had a little man save us by blowing up 50 ships.Man, that's tough.Rocket raccoon.We'll do it one more time.Guardians of the Galaxy.Don't call me a raccoon.You know why I did it, Star Munch?I did it because I wanted to.
30:37What are we even talking about this for?We just had a little man save us by blowing up 50 ships.Let's go over to Amy.What do you have?I don't know.Chris Hensworth, but he's the other guy.No. Eddie? I mean, there's no way lunchbox got that blind, so I'm going Will Farrell.Okay. Well, if he got it blind, he wins the game.
30:59Right.Lunchbox, Rocket, Raccoon, and Guardians of the Galaxy. You didn't know that's what it was, but what answer did you write down blind?I wrote down Will Ferrell.Is it?No, it's Bradley Cooper.It's Bradley Cooper and Eddie, you are a winner. Good job.There he is. Okay, do you want the other four quickly, Eddie?Yeah, come on.
31:23This can be your celebration lap.My victory lap.and inside out.Here you go.All right, everyone.Fresh start.We are going to have a good date,which will turn into a good week,
31:31which will turn into a good year,which turns into a good life.Tell you what,let's make a list of all the thingsRiley should be happy about.No clue.Amy Polar.Oh, okay.
31:42Anna and Frozen?Anna, Anna?Yeah, I just wasn't looking where I was going,but I'm great.Actually, this is awkward.Not you're awkward,but just because I'm awkward.You're gorgeous.
31:53Wait, what?Is that Kristen Bell?It is.Oh, man.Yeah.Dang.Pussing boots in Shrek 2.Fear me if you dare.
32:04Now ye ogre, pray for mercy from.That's Antonio Banderas.Correct.That's Puss and Boots.I don't do that in a room.And I wasn't risking it.If I'm 50-50, I'm going puss.Just for the record.
32:18It's a cat, though.Yeah, yeah.Doesn't matter.If I'm 50-50, I'm going pus.Got it.Mm-hmm.And finally, a Groot in Guardians of the Galaxy.I'm Groot.
32:31Oh, gosh.I don't know who that is.I'm Groot.Yeah, I'm Groot.No clue, but that's all he says.Guess it out.Oh, that's, yeah, yeah.Chris Hemsworth.
32:42Ben Diesel.You're still the winner.Nice job.Nice job.A nine-year-old boy crashed into a car on the highway.He was trying to drive himself to school in his mom's car.Oh, no.He didn't tell her.
32:55Wow.Where was mom like making lunch?The CHP said an officer spotted a sedan stopped oddly in the middle of the intersection and told the driver to move.But then the driver took off.Then there was a short chase, very erratic, came to an end of a dirt parking lot.The boy got out and it was nine.Wow.That's from sackb.com.
33:14That's crazy.Luckily nobody died, right?Let's eliminate all that from the story.But if you see like a night, let's say you're chasing somebody.It's a car chase.And you're like, oh, Brick, we got a, he's turned, just turned left on first avenue.And it all ends.And then a nine-year-old walks out with his hands up.
33:30A little bit of he's got to chuckle.You're probably like, give a description of the person.I can't see who's driving.He has no armpit hair.I don't know.That is well.Was there anything you did as a kid that you probably did too early?I would drive.
33:43I would drive Arkansas Keith's truck.And I was way young.I'd learn I'd drive a standard pretty young.But mostly because we were running dogs like hunting and he would go and try to cut the dogs off.And so I'd have to get in the truck and drive.But we were always in like the woods.So it was never an issue.Anybody ever drive early?
34:02Or I used to go to the racetrack.It used to go in at Oakland.And so you could get in as a kid but you couldn't gamble.But then I could always pay somebody to go make a $2 bet for me.Yeah.So I would do that all the time.I was basically gambling and driving.I was a little rebel.
34:15Yeah.Crazy life.I was a little rebel.I would, I mean, I would go to bars early.You know, because my dad would just take me to the bars.And then like we lived seven miles north of Mexico.so if you are old enough to reach the bar in Mexicoyou can hang out at the bar and drink.
34:28Really?Yeah.No rules.That's pretty cool.I mean, I'm not proud of that, but yeah, it's kind of how I grew up.But that's, that was the culture.You can be proud of it?No, not really.
34:37Hey, I was gambling and driving at a young age.You have anything lunchbox?I mean, I drove, but when I wasn't supposed to,I mean, I ran out of gas in my brother's car before I had my licensebecause I went to go see a chick.It's always.Always.I always feel like a chick is just, for whatever reason,
34:51he just inserts chick.No, on the way home, my brother,brother was on E, and I was like, if I get gas, he'll know that I took the car.Right.And so I was like, I just got to get home.And as I'm driving home, all of a sudden it starts going, shoo-shut, and chugging.And I'm like, oh, no.And I just floor it.
35:10And I run three red lights trying to get to the gas station, get to that last red lightto take a left right there on Breaker and Mopak.And it just dies.What did you do?I got out of the car, and I'm like, oh, my God, I'm freaking out.And this lady's like, oh, here, get in.I'll drive me to the gas station.Drove me to the gas station.
35:26And I mean, she bought me a gas can.Because I was just going to get a 32 ounce cup.Just enough so I wouldn't notice.I got, we didn't got a cup.And she goes, no, no, I think you need a gas can.Because I was like, I'm underage.Like, I have no idea.Like, I think I can just put gas in a cup.
35:42And she buys me to gas can, drives me back to the stoplight, put gas in it and get it home.I don't know how in that 10 minutes that we were at the gas station, no cop pulled upbehind the car or nothing.How old were you?14.Did the chick stuff work out okay?Yeah, that's good.Yeah, I still talked to her.
36:00On Facebook during the show?No, no, no, she's not really on Facebook that much.She posts pictures and videos of her kids, but she's not really chatting.Got it.This one was rushed to the hospital after she was eating pork rinds and she ate a nail.What?Like a hammer and a nail?Yeah.
36:14Or a finger net.She felt something sharp hit her throat.And so she starts throwing up, took the emergency room.There was a nail that she had swallowed in the pork rinds and pierced her.her artery.And so they thought it was a bone at first because, you know, pork, pig, bone.It's pork skin.I hear you.
36:34But it turns out it was a nail in the pork rinds.Do you think somebody put that in there as like a, all right.I mean, it could have been an accident.I don't know.I went to a restaurant and there was a screw in my fries.This was like, yeah, a long time ago.And I think they were just open, like they had opened that week.So maybe construction and screw fell?
36:54I don't know.No idea, man.Would you rather have a screw in your fries as you find or a band-aid in your fries you find?A screw.A screw.True.100%.I don't want a band-aid.
37:02All right, that's New York Post.There's a voice smell we got last night.Morning studio.Hey, Bobby.This is Alexa, Kirsten, Mama, Devin, and Lori.We're driving from Newburgh, North Carolina, and we are five and a half hours into our 10-hour drive to Nashville for the million-dollar show.Carrie!We'll see you at the show.
37:24They're driving 10 hours.Sounds like they're either drunk or driving in a bathroom with the echo.That's awesome.Let's see if we can get them on later.I'd like to talk to them to see how the drive's going.Here is Joe.We are dying to see the picture that Eddie sent Amy in his robe.If you guys could please post that, it would make me and my girlfriend very happy.
37:45That's personal.It's not personal, but it's weird as crap.It's very weird.You sent her.Yeah, that was for Amy.But it wasn't.Amy, did you give it to them for them to post?Yeah, I gave it to Morgan.
37:54But if it was just for, if it was very personal, that means it was personal.Yeah.You sent her a picture of the rope she got you, but you look weird in it.No, my son took that picture.How weird did I look?Okay.All right.We have it, Morgan?
38:07Yeah, it's up on bobby bones.com.Eddie did approve of it to go online to.I was supposed to be just between me and Amy, but okay.If there's ever anything between you and Amy, you should let us know.Because that would be odd.Right.Right.Hit the one from Michelle.
38:19I have a morning.Corny for Amy.Why don't elephants playon computers?Because they're afraid of the mouth.Have a good day.Boom.Got us.
38:32That sounded like a landline phone.Yeah.It looks like an audience.Wow.That sound?That's like hearing a stegosaurus walk.It went cl clink.For all you kids out there,
38:44that's what we heard every time we got on the phone.Y'all don't even know.Wow.History lesson.Here's Amy's pile of stories.Is a promotion at work really a promotion if it doesn't come with a raise?I would say yes because you then become more valuable.So when it's time to ask for a raise, they can make the decision of, well, do I want to lose them?
39:06But do they have more value or not?So it's a weird thing, but yes.So I'd want more money.Yeah.But I would always say accept it, prove your worth, because now you get the chance to prove your worth even more and then go on and ask for that raise.It's called a dry promotion.That's a really good way to look at it because I saw this whole article in the Wall Street Journal about how companies across the U.S. are handing out these dry promotions.Which is an opportunity to show your worth.
39:34That's what, I mean, really, man, that's the kind of promotion I would want because it's longer term.Meaning if I go, I mean, we'll give you five bucks an hour more straight up.And then all of a sudden, I don't feel like you're giving me five bucks an hour more effort and more.I'm like, you know what, that bad promotion, we need to move on from her.Whereas if it's, I'm going to give you a couple more duties and you can prove yourself and then come and ask me for that later.I don't know.It's weird because sometimes you just need money.But longer term, I believe it's more worthy to be given a chance to prove yourself.
40:10I feel like because it's a growing thing.I know, but that's good advice for anybody that literally, you know, this year might receive some sort of a drive promotion and they can keep that in mind.of like, hey.A dumb name, drive promotion.It's like you're not drinking while you get promoted.Yeah.Judge Judy was talking about how she works out 10 hours a week.She's 81, and she does her workouts with her 90-year-old husband.
40:32And she says that she has a responsibility to keep the vessel in shape and looking good.They tell me they do it like four times a week.I'm be so disappointed.Like, do it.You know, we find time to do it.No, like do it.And I'm like, dang, I'm like half their age.Okay.
40:47I'm talking about talking about that.Jeez.All right. So she says if your mind is in shape and your body is not, the weaker one will eventually affect the other.So she tries to keep both of them.Both of them.I'm looking at pictures of both of them.Good for them.Like, they're old, old.
41:02And they're just rocking.They're on a C-Doo here.So they got to be in good shape.If you're smiling on a C-Doo, you know.Is she still on TV?Yeah, it's a different kind of show she has now.I'm not sure what network it is, but yes.And she's, like, one of the highest paid.
41:14She was forever.I think she's on like a weird network now.But she is on TV.Speaking of TV shows,I know lunchboxes always wanted to be on the prices, right?And I saw this whole thing about how a former producer there was sayingthat they keep a pair of sweatpants,like a blow dryer and like a curtain thing
41:34that you can go change behind in case a contestant peas their pants.They must have had enough instances of that happening.Wow.Or they had to invest in that.Yeah, I just thought that was random and funny.And then, well, obviously, Bobby, it's your birthday today.So, uh, have birthday to me.Have birthday to you.
41:51But you're not the only person in country music turning 44 years old.Well, let's just make it not about me then.Wow.Well, it is.Happy birthday to you, but also Kit Moore, who's 44.Did I do anything else who's, when Amy's birthday was on?No.I'd be like, let's listen to other people whose birthday it is.
42:04No, I focused the spotlight on Amy.Oh, I thought this is fun to see who else has your birthday.No, I'd actually hate it.Okay, Chris Jansen.He's 38.Chris too.Billy Dean?We have, I did not know Billy Dean.
42:14That's crazy.Because I have a Billy Dean car here that he gave me.But Chris and I always exchange happy birthdays.It's a race to say we can say it first.Really?Yeah.Happy birthday.I should do it right now.
42:26Kip and I don't, though.But Billy Dean, I did not know.Do we have Billy Dean's cell phone number?Yeah, I have his number, yeah.Yeah, hand it to me.That'd be funny.Hold on.I'll text and be like, happy birthday.
42:35And if he doesn't say it back the next day tomorrow, I'll be like, hey, man, yesterday was my birthday, too.Trying to see if you'd say it back.What about Emilu Harris?That's cool.Do you know her?I don't.Not the text, I do not.Anybody else?
42:50So, happy birthday to all of you.Thank you very much.All right.I'm Amy.That's my pile.That was Amy's pile of stories.It's time for the good news.With lunchbox.
43:01Stay at home, it's not been good.Sadie Cliff is a 10-year-old in Sacktown.That's also known as Sacramento, California.Yeah, we knew that.I got that.Some people don't know what's Sacktown.I didn't.I didn't.
43:14Sacktown.You would have. I mean, I would have, but thank you for clarifying.Now we spent 20 seconds talking about it.Anyway, she's a big Taylor Swift fan, and she's wearing her Taylor Swift shirt at school,and it's just after the Super Bowl.And there's another kid that's a huge 49ers fan in her class,got mad at the Taylor Swift shirt, and bop slapped her.I started bullying her for the shirt.
43:35Yeah, bullying her because she's wearing Taylor Swift.So she goes home, complains to her mom.And mom's like, I'm going to get you in jihitsu,so you can learn how to defend yourself.And now she has started the bully proof.program and a jujitsuinstructoryou got it
43:50okay a jihitsu instructor has been working with herand is sponsoring it at the school and teaching peopleself-defense that's cool whothat's all in sackedsacktacketnice job goodthat's something happened to her that was unfortunatethat now they've turned into a positive for many
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45:14on TikTok.There's two golden rules that any man should live by.Rule one, never mess with a country girl.You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes.And rule two, never mess with her friends either.We always say that, trust your girlfriends.I'm Anna Sinfield, and in this new season of the girlfriends...Oh my God, this is the same man.
45:42A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist.I felt like I got hit by it.a truck. I thought, how could this happen to me?The cops didn't seem to care.So they take matters into their own hands.I said, oh, hell no.I vowed. I will be his last target.He's going to get what he deserves.
46:04Listen to the girlfriends.Trust me, babe.On the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.I'm Ago Wode.My next guest, you know from Step Brothers Anchorman, Saturday Night Live,and The Big Money Play.network. It's Will Ferrell.Woo. Woo. Woo.
46:29My dad gave me the best advice ever.I went and had lunch with him one day.And I was like, and Dad, I think I want to really give this a shot.I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings.I'm working my way up through and I know it's a place that come look for up and coming talent.He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet.Yeah.He goes, but there's so much luck involved.
46:52And he's like, just give it a shot.He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit.If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration.It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat.Just hang in there.Yeah, it would not be.Right, it wouldn't be that.There's a lot of luck.
47:17Listen to Thanks Dad on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast.I saw where NCIS Sydney has been renewed for a second season.Yes.That's Lunchbox's favorite show.Although you haven't seen every episode yet.Or did you watch the finale?No, I watched it all.The finale was it to be continued?
47:36We heard the second part?Yeah, we heard the second part, man.I don't even know because the show sounded terrible.It was so bad.He had to watch every episode, and you thought there was no way this would be renewed.Yeah, I thought it was over.I thought it was dead in the water.Like, they were going to put that out to pasture and be like, we made a big mistake.
47:49Must be getting good ratings on linear television.Yeah, and then someone sent me,Lincoln, it's like this art and this news video like, oh, NCIS Sydney renewed for a second season.NCIS Sydney has been renewed for a second season.CBS has ordered a second season of the popular spin-offs, the first international edition of the NCIS franchise.It's performed, well, stateside, drawing an average of 6.5 million viewers per week over seven days,and that's not including streaming.Six million, that's a lot.
48:21People love that show.So any chance you're just out of touch?No.There's no chance.Is that bad?It is that bad.People hate it.Well, not...
48:306.45 million people watch it thinking, okay, this is a train wreck.It's going to end.It's going to end.They're all hate watching it.Yeah, they hate watching it.And it just keeps you...Oh, my gosh.It is so bad.
48:40Well, we'll spend the wheel and see if you have to watch another season.Yes.All right, let's go over to Amy and do the morning corny.The morning corny.What do you call a cow with three legs?What do you call it?Cow with three legs.Lean beef.
48:56Lean.Because it lean.That was the morning corny.You've heard the no leg ones, right?Yeah.How with no legs?Ground beef.I like that one.
49:08What's another one?What do you mean?You said you heard the ones.None of the one, the one.Oh.Ground beef.Okay.What do you call a guy swimming with no arms and legs?
49:17Bob.Oh, because he's bobbing.What do you call a woman on a beach with no arms and no legs?Sandy.What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in front of the door?Matt.What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of the wall?What?
49:30Art.What do you call a woman with one leg?What?Eileen.Eileen.You say one leg longer than the other.Oh, good.That's better.
49:41I lean.We should probably stop there, huh?Yeah, we're walking that fine line of, I don't even know how we get canceled, but we're walking that fine line.We'll do this.It's called Bobby Bone Show TMI.So it's too much information, possibly.And Amy, we're going to let you go first.What can you give us that's TMI?
50:00Well, I started my testosterone cream.Wait, what?Why do you need more testosterone?Because I have low tea.Why do you need tea?Well, so, well, everybody has tea and eats tea.There's the whole, you rely on your hormones to do certain things.And for women, there's, you know, you can have high, low, just right.
50:21Well, I have below low.So mine was really low.So she,you need higher testosterone?I need some.I mean.I need some.I mean, I guess I need it higher.
50:34But it's because I'm below low.So she's like, let's just at least bump you up to like low to normal.And I now put behind my knee, I rub the cream in there.And so, and that's so I guess it has less chance of touching anybody else because that would be bad.You can't touch other words.Like she's like, yeah, you don't want to get it on your kids or if you have a...All of a sudden, her son's ripped.Right.
51:00So it's supposed to help me with brain fog.We'll see.And then I don't know, maybe it could cause a deeper voice in hair growth.But it says two clicks.And I am like so, I like, I'm like, what if I wanted some?What if I was like, hey, let me get some of that?You want a hit on my cream?Yeah.
51:17How much?Would one hit a cream do, do a deal or do you have to do it for a while?I don't know exactly when it's.It's going to. Ask your doctor. Say hypothetically.Hypothetically, let's just say.Eddie, TMI.Yeah, mine's pretty gross.Well, don't get if it's, it can't be too.
51:30I know, but it's got to be a fine line.It's crazy because, like, I don't know if it's my pillow, my bed, my bedroom or what,but every morning when I wake up, I probably blow, I don't know.I would say like a handful of snot out of my chest and my nose.Well, it's all coming out of your nose, right?But it's like allergies probably.Oh, probably.My kids even say...
51:51Like dander or something maybe?Who knows?But my kids say they can hear me from their bedroom.Go, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck.Yuck, yuck, yuck.All right, enough?Lunchbox.I got TMI.
52:02I told you guys how I'd like to eat my toenails and fingernails.This is turned into just a gross out segment.No.No.That one thing I do do is when my wife trims her toenails, I'll grab one.No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's gross.Why would you do that?We're moving on.
52:21That way she's a part of me.No.That's hilarious.There's other ways.That answer's hilarious.It's all disgusting, but that answer is hilarious.Mine doesn't really have to do so much with my body.But whenever we've, the last week or so, I've had to like find this cleaning solution to clean the wall because Stanley or a bulldog would go outside and go to the bathroom.
52:39Then he likes to sit by the wall.And he leaves like streaks.Uh-uh.What?Like underwear streaks but on the wall?Yeah.We were like, what's happening on the wall?Stanley.
52:51He doesn't know he's a dog.He doesn't know the difference.Yeah.Oh, my.Yeah.Yuck, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Morgan.So my cat likes to sit on my lap when I go to the bathroom.
53:05I can't stop her.Shut it down.I can't stop her.We're going home.We're going home.We're going home.We're going to.It's the only time she wants to bond.
53:18That's wild.That's wild.That's wild.Morgan, I don't know.Morgan is like, why am I single?I don't know.Oh, my God.Okay, nobody knows that and so now.
53:25That's the winner.That's great.I mean, lunchbox is, it is.I don't know why.I don't even want to go to you.There's no way you can even like, that's like going on after Elvis.Let's try him.Okay, go ahead.
53:38Yeah, mine's tame compared to y'all.Y'all are crazy.My cat's allowed in the bathroom, but not on my lap when I'm using the restaurant.But you don't sit down, though.Correct.Yeah, so it's no big deal.It's not even gross.But I use women's deodorant.
53:51So my wife, I was at a deodorant one time and tried her unscented.It was a dry idea.And it rolled on.It was awesome.And it didn't have a scent or anything.So it didn't smell dude or chick.And I found that it is actually better than guys' deodorant.Yeah, I wear that as a normal deodorant.
54:05My wife's, your wife's deodorant.It's the greatest.Now I get my own.That's hers, though.Oh.Yeah.So that's fine.Strange.
54:12Okay.Is your unsinted or scented?It's just the one she uses.Hers?Yeah.Her deodorants is better than mine.Let's reflectThe Morgan ones
54:23I can appreciate the vulnerabilityListen I want her to bond with meAnd that's the only time she wants to sit with meSo I don't really know what else is it tooWhat if you just go do it while you're not using the bathroomI've triedOkay well then it's not really you she wanted to bond withOh what if she's drawn to the scent of urine
54:38Amy Amy AmyOkay wellI don't know that we're going to do this a bit anymoreTMI but we got it hey that's too much informationguysIt's a voicemail from Leah in Pennsylvania right hereI wanted to say happy birthday to Bobby.Today, my son turned three and three years ago.
54:56I really wanted to have him on April 2nd, so you would share a birthday.He had other plans, so he turns three today, but happy birthday to you.Have a great day.It'd be tough being born on April Fool's.I just missed it.Anything on April Fool's.Like, for example, this show has, thanks to you guys, been growing like a weed forever.and we keep waiting for it to go the opposite way.
55:22And so far, everything's going all right.Our podcast is doing millions and millions a month.They're putting us on in new cities,but they wouldn't announce the cities that we are going on yesterdaybecause they thought everybody would think it was an April Fool's joke.Ah, good point.Oh.So, like, we're going on in Atlanta.
55:41We're going on in Cleveland.We're going on in all these places,but they didn't want to come out and be like,here we go because of April Fool's.Yeah.That was kind of funny.It's a hard one.Yeah.
55:52My dad died on April Fools.Just kidding.Bring him in.Yeah.We did.Is that true?We've been doing this for a lot.We've held this joke out forever.
56:00No, I swear.I swear.I think he's messing with you?We did.We were all like, we so like dad to just like wake up right now and be like,JK.That would have been a good one.Like he went out that way?
56:11Yeah.But then we were like, well, we kind of did just unplug him.Oh, did you?April Falls.That's a tough one.Bad.It's,no,
56:21it's been a few years.And also,you have to,there has to belevity,especially if you lostboth of them.She's not really laughing.
56:30No,she's not really laughing.She's laughing.I'm laughing.I swear.And I can't laughalong too.Yeah, Bobby knows.
56:36Yeah,it's just like,if you don't laugh,you're going to cry,but sometimes Amy laughstoo,I'll tell you cries.That's where I don't.
56:41But not in the way of,like, tears come outbecause you're laughing so hard.It's like a big shift.I know.I'm fine.Here is Lorraine from Maine.I just wanted to wish you a happy birthday
56:51I share a birthday with youI'll be partyingHope all as wellEnjoy the dayThanks Lorraine from MaineI bet she partiesShe sounds like itLorraine goes hard
57:01So yeahBirthdayWhat am I doingA couple thingsI'm being open toIt's my birthdayUsually I'm notI'm kind of closed off
57:09I'm like yeah who caresHumbugButThere's one thing that's really dumbThat we're doingI don't know why we're doing itWorking outYeah
57:16Why it's your birthdaytake the day off.Enjoy yourself.Oh, my day is packed for work.That's what I'm saying.What are you doing?It's a Tuesday, bro.So we have, I have this.
57:28We have some 25 whistles interview.I have therapy at one.I have an allergy shot.I got some content shoot at 2.30.At 3 o'clock, we're going to work out.But tonight, I got this really crazy box of cards,like baseball cards that I ordered,and I haven't opened them.
57:43They came, like, last week.And there's like an invitation to, like, a secret party in them.And then in it, we're looking for a specific autograph.So in this box, there's only like 100 cards in the box.And I kind of gotten into myrbillion cards in the past couple months.Oh, don't worry, I'll be out soon.It's coming.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
58:03But there are 109 different people you can get as an autograph, not sports people.And so we could open it.And it could be like Rutherford B. Hay, a president, an old president.We don't care much about it.But we have that tier one of the.people that we want. So we're looking for a sign thing from either Albert Einstein, Abraham Lincoln,Benjamin Franklin, Satchel Paige, Merlin-Mirondra, Mark Twain, Elvis Presley, Freddie Mercury, Franks,and Octor, George Washington, John F. Kennedy. Because there's some of the people in the box.
58:32How cool is that? This is real? Yeah, yeah, it's real. We're going to, I think they call it breaking thebox. We're going to break the box at 6 o'clock p.m. on my Instagram. We're also shooting as partof a show that I'm doing. Yeah. About, remember really? Yeah, but some of the autographs are kind oflame, but everybody's dead in the autographs, right?Yes.It's all baseball cards and there's one special one.There was even Napoleon, but somebody already got that one.Yeah, and Napoleon's up for sale now for like 20 grand.
58:57Wow.King George was one of them?King George, the third, who George Washington left.You know, that was like his enemy.Where do you get this?I'd buy it online, but it's part of a big package of cards.So anyway, that's what we're doing.People are coming over and we're opening at 6 p.m. on my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Vox.
59:11I haven't seen any of the cards.There's even an invite to a special party.We don't even know if it's a plus one.in a city where you go in there are baseball players?I don't know.I don't know.You have no idea.That sounds like Illuminati.
59:21Maybe.But for card collectors.Right.Interesting.Illuminity.Oh, that's a good one.That's what that is.So, like, your birthday party is your...
59:31It's not really a birthday party.Yeah, it is.We got pizza, right, and punch and cake and stuff?I don't think so.But you're videoing it.You're shooting a show.Right.That's my point.
59:38Whatever you want to call it.Your birthday is shooting a show.That's what my wife said.She goes, he for his birthday.He's got to work.Crazy, man.Yes.And then, you know, I do these memorabilia breaks where I get on them, pay money and try to win stuff.
59:53We're going to do some of those breaks, like for real with, on their account.But we're going to break.Yeah, dorm dudes, dorm dudes breaks on TikTok.Oh, they're letting you in?We're going to do them.We're not making any money.Tonight?Yeah, from my studio.
01:00:09So is it your memorabilia?You're giving away or there?They're driving down.So there's.And so they're going to bring you shipping in.from the break thing, they're coming to your house for your birthday?Yeah.Oh my goodness.
01:00:20It's a birthday party.Birthday party.Well, you just said it wasn't a party, but that's funny.We're going to do it on dorm dudes breaks on TikTok.It's around seven.We're not making any money.It's their money.Yeah.
01:00:34But we want to break the stuff or if people are like, we got a church die.Yeah, yeah, yeah.I'm obsessed.It's the greatest.Cool.So we announced we go Atlanta and Cleveland, all good.That's amazing.It is my birthday.
01:00:46That's cool.Luke Brian was here yesterday.He came up and we did this Atlanta announcement.I love Luke.I've known Luke forever as far as, like, being pretty closest friends.We worked together for four years on American Idol.Luke has a lot of energy all the time.And we were doing this thing, man, he is loud.
01:01:04He, like, had his arm around me.He was standing behind me.And we were announcing I was going into Atlanta.He's a big Georgia guy.My ears are still a little ringy from, you'll hear the clip here.As you can hear, this is Luke.Brian. Look, it's Bobby Bones.And Bobby is coming
01:01:19to Atlanta with the show.And you're yelling at my ear. You know what?I'm a little excited. He's alsocoming to Atlanta. This is part of ourcontract. You have to promote his show.Yeah, I'm coming to the truest part.And Bobby's... Say that's a little softeron the ear. Thank you. Bobby's coming to
01:01:35Atlanta. That's true. Thank you.Here's your check, dude. Here.It's a little ring in my ear still. The video's upon my ice. Oh, yeah, he's the best. He's so tan.Yeah. And if anybody ever goes, Luke,Luke Bryan like spray tans or tanning beds, they're out of their mind.He might be darker than me.Seriously.
01:01:51As a white guy.And you're not white.I'm not.Some people think you are.I'm Hispanic.So that's the birthday plan.But we got to kind of keep it calm because this could be a rager.But our big raging idiot shows tomorrow night.
01:02:04So I can't do anything crazy because otherwise I'll probably go.Yeah, yeah.I go nuts.Hard.You know?IHard Awards were last night.The IHart Radio Music Awards.Pretty cool.
01:02:13I mean, Jelly Roll was celebrated completely.Like best pop country artist.It was awesome.Yeah. Lany Wilson won country song of the year with Heart Like a Truck.I got a Heart like a Truck.And then Ludica's hosted it real cool.I was flipping back and forth between that and Arkansas softball game.Brother and-in-law was one of the coaches.
01:02:32And they beat Georgia.Like Georgia was like ranked number six in the country.Okay.This is pretty good.I was pretty pumped about that.Hey, everything's shaping up for your boy here.Hey, it's a birthday.I love it.
01:02:41Can't get enough birthday.And I saw this morning you're only as old.How old does you feel?Or dress.I'm 15.So, yeah.It won't be a whole birthday deal today.However,
01:02:53just wanted to acknowledge itand let you know we're going to have a rager tonightin the Illuminerti.Eliminerty.Brinks.Illuminardy.Still, I've got to talk about that birthday gift.We ran out of time there,
01:03:06so I'll tell you about that in a minute.And then also with the IHeart Radio Music Awards,you can watch it on Hulu.Also forgot to mention that.just so much the festivities are crazy in here all the streamers and no there's not no last time we did that we got in trouble well you didn't do that you never did that it was them um but let's not act like you're throwing a birthday party for anybody in this room oh you're right yeah yeah yeah last time we did that and we got in trouble sothat was what i don't know that's a long time ago Eddie wasn't even part of the show no i was Morgan number one kind of put all that together oh was it marked that out i think was I here yeah yeah yeahI blocked it out too.Hey, we're all like,
01:03:44that surprise.It was like, take it off.Take it off.I don't think I reacted by it, take it off.What?I don't remember.No, happy birthday.No, honey birthday.
01:03:53I don't either.I could see if something was a big distractionwhile we're doing the show.I think that's what it was.I would be like, hey, let's show with this until the show's over.We had all Bobby glasses on.We will come back.Time to get to the new.
01:04:08Bobby's big.Story.A Boeing 787,Dreamliner, operated by United Airlines.I was forced to make an unscheduled landing in Chicago because of a cracked windshield.You ever see the test they do where they take frozen turkeys and shoot them into the windows when they're like in the hangar?In engines too.Yeah.
01:04:30That's because it's like the hardest version of a bird.Yeah.So they just shoot them into those things.And they don't break.But it's probably like an iPhone.Like a little pebble hits the window just right.But that's what happened.Not the pebble, but the glass cracked.
01:04:47The flight was forced to land after touching down around 1130 p.m.Reporting a cracked windshield after leaving Denver.They did not identify what led to the cracked windshield.The FAA said it will be the agency in charge of the investigation.I mean, it's a bad time for Boeing.And I don't know much about it, except that guy who was going to be the whistleblower.Yeah.Turned up, dude.
01:05:09And he was like, to his family, I'm good.I'm not going to commit suicide.That's what I read.Oh, wait.I don't know this story.When did this happen?You see it?We talked about on one of the many shows that we do.
01:05:22I don't know.We do like 10 podcasts or shows.We talked about this guy who,maybe this show,but you've been off your med,so you may not know.That's okay.Just refresh my memory.
01:05:30Well, the problem is I don't remember exactly.I don't want to get checked by NPR.But this guy who was a Boeing whistleblower,they found him dead in his truck.And Boeing, the doors came off.Remember all this?Yeah, we talked about this.Okay, okay.
01:05:43And so the news story was, and I have it here now finally, from Newsweek, Boeing whistleblower warned family friend, it's not suicide before death, is what he said.John Barnett, the 62-year-old Boeing whistleblower discovered dead, had previously told a family member not to believe it when authorities save is found dead.It's not a good look.The look is not good, yeah.What?Police are investigating after he was found.This had to come out there.White piece of paper that closely resembled to know.
01:06:13note, self-inflicted wound.He, after retired in2019, he accused Boeing, his employeeof 32 years. I guess I'd beemployer of cutting corners and usingsubstandard parts to build planes.He claimed to have reported this to management and been ignored.Then he ends up dead, and
01:06:29he had said before then, if I end up dead,I'd name me. I think thiswas around that time I was sick.That's got to be here. We weren't.I know, I was. I was reallyworried, because this is kind of a reallyfascinating story. We talk about a lot ofstuff though, Amy. I know, but this is...
01:06:45I didn't even know what show we did it on. This isa big story. A FedExtruck driver makes a deliveryin the living room, meaning he drove intothe house. Oh, no.You get the pedals mixed up?No, worse. In Louisiana,a FedEx driver is accused of
01:07:01driving under the influence of drugs and alcoholafter allegedly driving his truck into the livingroom of a home while people were insideof it. Fortunately, no one was injured.But police do sayhe was found to have an open alcoholic beverage.and then some drug stuff in his possession.It's from AZFamily.com.
01:07:19Caesar's Palace, and I had never heard this term before, a slot jockey.And obviously that means somebody to play slots all the time.Hits a jackpot three times in a row and won over $660,000.A Caesar's Palace slot jockey hit three times.Lucky Player won 125 at 927 p.m.And then one another 383,000 at 1058,000 at 1058, and then not two.hours later, I want a third of 159,000.That's from Fox 5 Vegas.
01:07:47There's something up there.Like three. Yeah, because usually you getup and leave after one. Can you be a slotjockey on vacation?Or is slot jockey someone? Because I wouldfeel like people that know how to gambleor whose career is gambling,they're not playing slots because it's
01:08:03machine controlled. But Ray has thatguy that you pay him and he tells youwhich slots are hot. We almost did that. I'mso glad we didn't.What did he say, Ray? Just like that.Whenever he hits it, yes, the people do their thumbs up and they go, it's just like that.Apparently, just do it.He picks him and then you win.
01:08:20No, we search his reviews.And we saw a lot of people that didn't do it just like that.Hundreds of successful videos, though.You wanted us to pay money.A lot of money.He's very, very expensive.Yeah.But a slot jockey is kind of a funny term.
01:08:34It almost feels dirty.Yeah.Slot jockey.Oh, yeah.It almost feels dirty.Oh, I didn't think about that.A carjacking victim is found.thanks to an air tag in a Bible.
01:08:45In Memphis, one woman saying it,this is the story saying this,amen and hallelujah.Oh, come on.For an air tag, she'd stashed in a Bible.She was three months pregnant.She was carjacked at gunpoint after a crash.Reportedly, a car crashed into the side of her Hyundai,
01:08:59and a man in a mask and had a gun told her to get out,which she did.Three firefighters were nearby who witnessed it all go down.Later, but if she got out of the car, how do they find it?She already was okay, right?They just found her car.Yeah, but the Bible was in the car with the air tag.Carjacking victim found, thanks to air tag and Bible.
01:09:21But I feel like if she was hit and got out, they already knew where she was.Yeah.Maybe they forgot victim's car.Maybe the headline.The headline.KDBR with that story.No one has claimed the $1 million power ball ticket from last October.Whoa.
01:09:39Is they running out of time?Yeah, they don't.This ticket's long gone.Yeah, they're never going to find it.If it were 40 million, 80 million, it could be somebody getting their ducks in row, but even that's long.For one million, this ticket's gone.Somebody threw it away.They're never going to see it.
01:09:53Someone out there's a millionaire doesn't even know it.Last October, they have 10 days left before it's gone.WISTV.com with that story.A $1 million lottery winner thought it was a scam.A Michigan woman said she suspected she was being scammed.When she learned she had won a $1 million mega-million's prize from the Michigan lottery.She bought a ticket and she was like, well, I just saw it because it was so big.So I played the mega millions.
01:10:19And a lot of the end of the day, I was shocked when I saw a big amount pending in my account.Honestly, I thought I was a scam at first.So she must play a lot and have an account.Lunchbox.I guess maybe in some places you can buy them online.I checked my email and saw one from the lottery with the information on claiming a prize.And it was a million dollars.Whoa.
01:10:40I wouldn't believe it.I'd get the money and still not believe it.I'd spend the money and still not believe it.But if you bought it, you...No, but still I'd be like, I'm against games.It's no way it's possible.That's from UPI.Is baseball America's pastime anymore?
01:10:52The question.The answer is no.I mean, you can claim it is,but football has dominated baseball.Baseball's getting a little better.They're speeding it up a little bit,which is great.I grew up way more of a baseball fan,
01:11:03but football is better for television,but baseball is, in my opinion,no longer America's pastime.Can you name a single baseball player, Amy?Yeah.Current one?current?Mm-hmm.
01:11:14A single.Just give me one.Okay.Current.Current.That's my point, right?No one's really big enough.Mark Grace?
01:11:25Nope.My favorite player is like 55 probably or 60 now, doing broadcasting for Arizona.Yeah, current.That's hard.Give me like a first name.No, no.My point was just that you're not able.I know, but I want to think of one now.
01:11:37I need to help.Okay, Chris.Tomlin.There you go.Christian singer, Chris Tomlin.I'm sure he plays baseball sometimes.Chris, Kirk, Patrick.I just said Chris, because I'm sure they're 100.
01:11:46You don't even know one.You don't know one.Name one.Showy Otani.Yeah.You know him, Amy?Who?Shohei Otani.
01:11:57Yeah.Mike Trout.Mike, yeah.Okay.I'm not doing name to every player.Name a football player.Current.Oh.
01:12:05Patrick Mahomes.Good.Name of a basketball player, current.LeBron James.Right.The point is,it hasn'tpop through pop culture enough
01:12:16to even the biggest playersomebody who doesn't knowYeahNow she's just showing offHow manyCan Amy name 10 NBA playersNoNo
01:12:26No noShe's already outCurrentShe had twoNoHold on don't name anymoreDon't name anymoreDo they have to be alive
01:12:33No I'm saying currentYeah that's itOkay can you do 10 football playersDon't say anything10 current football playersNoNoOkay, Amy and current.
01:12:43If they're retired, you lose.Go.Travis Kelsey.One.Patrick Mahomes.Two.Um, uh, Ben Rothensberger.He's retired.
01:12:55That's it.What?She got to two.What?We didn't.We didn't even fire.Well, I know, but I was just going in order that they pop.Aaron Rogers.
01:13:04Yeah, guys, I'm not there yet.No, you are because you lost.You were going Tom Brady next, so don't.Yeah.Yeah.Cool.I wasn't going Tom Brady because I know that he's not playing.That's the news. Thank you.
01:13:16Those were Bobby's big.Stories.By the way, there's a new Bobby cast up with Grace Bowers.She is awesome on guitar.She's also only 17 years old.She is a beast.It's crazy how good she is.And she has like big hair.
01:13:33And like all the great guitar players now, like it's such a treat for them to have her come play.So I had her on.I guess she's only 17.But she talked about the story.of, you know, kind of being a female guitar player and dudes being jerks.The stigma of being a girl playing guitar, it happened at Americana Fest down here.And I was, like, sending up my guitar.And the sound guy comes up to me and was like, hey, you know you have to plug your guitar into the amp to get sound out of it?
01:14:02I'm like, yeah, I get a lot of comments like, you're only 17.So it's, it's, there are athletes that we talk to in the sports show.we'll travel around and they're 6'11 and they feel like they're giants.And then you spend a little time with them and you go, oh yeah, they may be really great at something,but they're still kids.With her, she's so good at guitar.You feel like when you meet her, she's going to be like a 55-year-old.She's a kid.
01:14:27She's just really good at guitar.It's the newest episode of the Bobbycast.Search for that wherever you listen to your podcast or on IHartRadio.A win is a win.A win is a win.I don't care what you're saying.Yep, that's me, Cliver Taylor the 4th.You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football,
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01:15:58I'm Anna Sinfield, and in this new season of the girlfriends...Oh my God, this is the same man.A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist.I felt like I got hit hit.by a truck. I thought, how could this happen to me?The cops didn't seem to care. So they take matters into their own hands.I said, oh, hell no. I vowed. I will be his last target. He's going to get what he deserves.Listen to the girlfriends. Trust me, babe. On the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
01:16:35I'm Ago Wadam. My next guest, you know from Step Brothers Anchorman, Saturday Night Live and The Big MoneyPlayers Network. It's Will Ferrell.Woo, woo, woo, woo. My dad gave me the best advice ever. I went and had lunch with them one day,and I was like, and Dad, I think I want to really give this a shot. I don't know what thatmeans, but I just know the groundlings. I'm working my way up through, and I know it's a placethat come look for up-and-coming talent. He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn'tworry about you, which is really sweet. Yeah. He goes, but there's so much luck involved.And he's like, just give it a shot. He goes, but,
01:17:17If you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit.If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration.It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat.Just hang in there.Yeah, it would not be.Right, it wouldn't be that.There's a lot of luck.Listen to Thanks Dad on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast.
01:17:47What's Polite, Prodig?a call for returning textson your birthday, meaningI don't have a ton, ton, but I got like27 or 28.And then, you know, they all come in the morning, and it'svery nice to people. Do I need to send a personalizedor can I just copy and paste? Thanks, man.
01:18:04I just hope I don't do thanks.Why don't you just eliminate the man? So that way, it's just like,thank you. Hey, thanks. That's all.Or can I be like, thank you and I need tosomething personal about them back. No, you can just say thanks.I mean, you can even double chat. I don't even replyto everybody. What?My birthday makes me feel guilty that I don't know everybody else's birthday.
01:18:23Because I get a lot.There's only like six people.I know their birthday.But Facebook really helps with that.Like if you get on Facebook, it tells something like...I change my birthday on Facebook to see who my real friends are.I remember that.So anybody that tells me happy birthday on that date, I know they're not a real friend.
01:18:38That's messed up, dude.It is messed up.I have fully agreed with that.I mean, by now some people have just added it to their calendars because not many people are always checking Facebook.So I do, do I have to respond to everybody?I will.I'm going to.I say yes.
01:18:51Yeah.Okay.I do want to put on Courtney in Louisiana.Courtney, what's up?Hey, Bobby Bones.Your morning studio.Morning.First off, happy birthday.
01:19:05Thank you.Tell him, tell him.Happy birthday.Thank you, kid.That's McHale.That's my little girl.Oh, yeah, nice.We wanted to see this.
01:19:18It's Tuesday and your birthday.Would you play the Tuesday song?Yeah, I mean, we don't really have a version of it that we play.I sing it or rap it or sing rapid.But we how we can do that.Yeah.Does I talk about my birthday?You say come out of my mom.
01:19:33On a Tuesday.Dude, it's going to work today.Except for, didn't we, did we look up if you really came out of your mom on?You didn't come out on a Tuesday.Okay, I just wrote Ryan.But today, you did come out of your mom on a Tuesday?Courtney, any change?Did you like to hear me make during this live version?
01:19:46You're weird if today can be.It's my birthdayOn a TuesdayIt's my birthdayOn a TuesdayWhich part?Let's just see what happensAll right
01:19:56Hit itOh boyHey yeahYeah yeah yeahIt's my birthdayOn a TuesdayIt's a Tuesday songHey
01:20:01Oh heyWe wrote this songBecause you knowLots of songsAbout FridaysAnd SaturdaysAnd even SundaysAnd heck
01:20:07There's songsAbout Monday tooAbout MondayNot being that coolBut we thinkTuesday should beRecognizedSo this is
01:20:13The TuesdaySongThat's performedLive, liveLiveLiveThe best day of the weekYou all
01:20:18know it's my time. So I made a song about Tuesday. So happens it rhymes. The lowest number of crimes.A super bingo at nine. Don't know how you do your Tuesday. This is how I do mine. The sun comes up.There's a smile on my mouth. Why? Because I love Tuesday is the first thing I shout. Free Zumba this morning.Every Tuesday at five, I got my spandex on. It's time to head to the Y.Tuesday. Hey, Joe, a Tuesday. Housewife's going booze. I'm just talking about Tuesday.Hey, it's TuesdayIs my recycling on the curbAs I drive off, yep, my recycling's on the curb
01:20:52I mean, Fridays are fineBecause they're casual and allBut I'm always more productiveOn my Tuesday conference call me after work plansI got my spray tanI'm drinking lemon water out of me some cayennePebbles and bam bam, I'm watching C-SPANAnd then it's two for one at Sonic
01:21:06With a conie in each handI'm singing TuesdayH-O-A-DuesdayHousewife's going boozeeI'm just talking about TuesdayTuesday.Brown cow goes moose day.Eat some cash Tuesday.
01:21:24I'm just talking about Tuesday.I go to Marty Grau on a Tuesday.I go to Cromagaw on a Tuesday.I'm playing Pokemon.On a Tuesday.It's my birthday.On a Tuesday.Courtney, thank you.
01:21:43Thank you. Thank you.Hope you have an awesome day.And what you say?Your kid's name was Miguel?Michaela.Michaela.McHale.McHale.
01:21:51It's a mixture.It's a hybrid, I would say.Yes.Yeah, it is.It is.Is there any way that I can make a call out to my sister in Rale in North Carolina?Because her birthday is Thursday.I mean, you're on, so no time like the present.
01:22:04Thursday.Happy birthday, Samantha.Little cat goes, perjurz.I'll wear some Thursday.I'm just talking about Thursday.All right.Yeah, happy birthday to her too.Courtney, thank you for calling.
01:22:19Thank you.I have a wonderful one.All right, bye.never been a big birthday guy, probably just never really had big birthday celebrations as a kidgrowing up. But gifts are kind of my love language. I like to get people gifts. I like to get gifts.I like to get gifts. Again, I think my love language is because I didn't get a lot of that. So I feel likethat's what's like with somebody, wow, someone thought to get me something. That's crazy. And I try toput a lot of time into getting gifts for other people. Same type of, I'm sure, trauma that has created
01:22:47that being my love language. I get home yesterday.What was I doing?Maybe just, I was working.And so I got home around one yesterday.And my wife's like, hey, I'm going to go ahead and give you your gift because she knew today I was busy, not birthday wise, I'm just busy for most of the day until tonight.She goes, I'm going to go ahead and give you your gift.That way we can have a little bit of time to just talk about it, celebrate you without being rushed.Because people are also coming in town tonight because our big St. Judea Ryman show is tomorrow.
01:23:20So I'm like, cool.it in and I open it up. It's in a big box. The box is, the box is like two feet tall,about a foot and a half wide. It looks like it could be a picture because it's thin,but the dimensions are that. And I'm like, well, that's interesting. So I open it up.And it's like seven pieces of cardboard really thin stacked on top of each other. And I've neverseen a gift like this before. I don't know what it is. And so I'm like, well, this is packagedweird. It's April Fool's Day too, right? I'm like,It's a joke.
01:23:52It's just like it's not.You'll understand what you open it and why it's stacked that way.So it was actually something very thin and all of the cardboard was just to keep it safe.And so I peel it up.And the irony is way before I got into sports memorabilia or buying things that people had signed,my wife went and found at this live auction from Planet of Hollywood a letter that Andy Kaufman wrote himself,fully handwritten, like a self-inspiration letter.Andy Kaufman, my dead hero, Dave Letterman, my live hero.
01:24:25And so it's a full letter called Why Breakfast is Meaningless.It's a full page of his writing from the 70s.Oh, wow.Yeah, it's crazy.That's awesome.She won it at an auction for you?Yeah, because it had to be an in-person.So she had to get one of those things where you're on a phone with somebody telling them.
01:24:44That's crazy.That's a real deal.Mm-hmm.So I got it.Almost cried.Yeah.Like you got a little misty.It's really thoughtful.
01:24:53Well, no, I just, what's that feeling whenever you're like, it like feels good, but then you got a little water in your eyes.Like feeling something.It was that and I wasn't trying not to, but like, I was like, dang.But.That's so cool, man.Like love.Maybe that's what it is, the feeling of love.Yeah, it was amazing.
01:25:12And so.Were you going to put that one in the bedroom?I'm going to sell on eBay.I'm just kidding.No, stop.I'm just kidding.He's laughing.He's loaded it up already.
01:25:19No, no, no.I don't know.I got to frame it.But, you know, the paper, I have a picture of it.I'll post it up on my Instagram today.But it's pretty awesome, pretty thoughtful.You know, she's about like three months trying to get it.What are you going to get me?
01:25:32Right.That's impossible, man.Right.Yeah.So that's what you got me.And tonight we're doingIlluminardi.Aluminati at the house.
01:25:55I bought a big box of cards,like baseball cards,and we're going to open them on my stream,on my Instagram,Mr. Bobby Bowens at like six.And inside of the baseball cards I bought,there's an invitation to a party.You don't know if you get what tier you get.
01:26:09And there's also like a famous dead personwho signed something.We're really hoping for like Abe Lincoln.Don't be awesome.That'd be amazing, man.So like you get an invite to this party no matter what.You just don't know what level.Yeah.
01:26:22Okay.Okay.That's what I was.It comes with the box.Okay.I thought that like you maybe get invited and then that maybe you don't.No, if you get the box, you can be down with the peasants.Which is still hard to get into the peasant.
01:26:33And I'm happy to be the peasants.But I don't want to go by myself.So I don't know if it's plus one.Then got to give you a plus one.But when's the party?I don't know.We don't know anything to we open it.It's like the, what's that the ticket, the golden ticket.
01:26:44Yeah, Willie Wonka's.Chocolate Factory.And where is the party?I don't know. I think it's in Baltimore.That part's kind of exciting.I think it's in Baltimore, but I don't know.I just reading rumors on the other.Got it.
01:26:53But so, yeah, that's what we're, and then we're doing, we're going to do some breaks with dorm dudes, dudes.And so they're coming down.And so we're not making any money off of it.And it's not our stuff, but they're going to bring their stuff down.And you guys can, I just want to break some stuff.That's going to be so much fun.That's when you open it.That's when you open the box, Amy.
01:27:10Look, look at this.I'm aware at this point.Is your wife going to be partaking in this stuff?Partaking.It's like we're doing drugs.No, she's notShe'll be at the houseAnd her parents are coming
01:27:19Oh good, they can break tooThey're not, they will be up at the house tooBut they're coming because not so muchMy birthdayWhich I guess is the part of itBut our show is tomorrowNow they're coming for your birthdayAnd the show
01:27:29But there's noMostly for the showWe only scheduledIlluminertie yesterday afternoonAnd they were alreadyI meanYeah, whateverSo that's what's up
01:27:39I text Billy DeanHappy birthdayDid he read back?I don't think he knowsIt's my birthday tooIt was a testBoy, let me seeWell, you didn't know it was his till I told you.
01:27:49Huh?So.I know, but that's hilarious.Happy birthday.But I had to tell him who I was because we didn't have each other's cell phone number.What about Jansen?You text him yet?Mr. Jansen?
01:28:03I change my cell.And I don't, I sad, no, but I will.I change.Not everybody has this number.But I'll text Chris Jansen.Happy birthday and just wait and see if he says it back.But also, if you see my Facebook, that birthday's wrong.I know. Don't tell her to you.
01:28:19I don't even use Facebook.I get on there every once in a while,check my same.My sister's up to,but I have like four people I follow.But I do write on that B-Team page sometimes.I'll be like, hey, what up?They're like, that's not Bobby, four followers.
01:28:30There's no chance.There's four friends.They can't be him.You guys can call us if you want.877-77-Bobby.That's our number.877-70-B-O-B-B-Y.We got more to talk about.
01:28:44Give us a second.We'll be right back.This is not a commercial.Have you ever used task?grab it?No.Okay, so I'm using it for the first time.What is that?
01:28:56Is it for your to-do list?You hire and like,we bought these thingsfor our backyard and they're like three hours awayand we had to get them todayand we couldn't go get a day after work.I mean, we just couldn't go.So we got on task grab it
01:29:09and it's like, we need somebody to pick these upfor our backyard and it's a three-hour driveand who wants to do it?And then someone's like, I'll do it.And then you go, okay, well the guyIt's supposed to pickIt up nowDrive it over
01:29:23And the whole thingHe's likeHey I need 600 bucks up frontBecause he had to get a truckSo I just paid him blindlyHoping he really goesOh boyYou pay him through the
01:29:36OkayHe didn't have a truck alreadySo I'm justIt sounds legitNoNoNoNo
01:29:52be all over this here. There's no other way I could get it here.There's not there. I blindly had to believe.But Amy, track record. You, you have a track record. Bobby doesn't have a track record. This guy hasdecent reviews. I've just never used task rabbit, but he's like, hey, I need to get thetruck. Can you front me half of it? But I put my card in for the whole price. So hopefully hedoesn't like hit me for the full price too on the card. I don't know. You ever used it?Yeah, I've used it a few times.But normally they like itemize at the end and then you just pay everything they had to pay for
01:30:22at the very end.Yeah, I hear you.But he was like, I need to get a truck.Does it go through the app, like all the payments?I know, I cashed out.It does, but I don't.I didn't.I cashed up ahead.
01:30:33He was like, here's my cash app.Oh, boy, oh, boy.But I've also never done anything that maybe on that level.Like, it's only cost me like $200.Well, this isn't much more than that.I mean, I paid for like a little over half of it.Did he want you to pay it on cash app versus in the, oh.Don't owe me.
01:30:50I hope you don't get stamped on your birthday, dude.Right.I just never used it.Do you want to hear what his message was asking for them?Yes.Because it makes sense.Okay.He said, day up, can you pay half so I can get the truck and pay for fuel for the trip?
01:31:06I said, yeah, no problem.And then I said, how do I do that?And he said, cash up.Okay.I don't know.Let me message him, because I don't even have a cell phone number.But let me message him and say, since I paid half.Up front on
01:31:24Cash appI'm only goingto be chargedhalf here.Correct.Question mark.And a scared face.Now, don't show your weakness, man.
01:31:41No scared face.What if he replies back? Cash app,what are you talking about?Oh, no.Then you can hit it, Ray.If that's the case, hit the scale alert.He's going to say, who's this?If I could scan, if I went down
01:31:56and sought out this scam.That may be worse than when Amy gets them sent to her.Like, I sought it out.Okay.So that's happening in my life right now.It is my birthday.Let me grab a couple calls.Somebody, what's this?
01:32:11Do you know?Well, I, Johnny LaZania sent a note that staff arranged for, like, the OGB teamers.Oh, they sent up breakfast for us?Oh, that's all birthday.So that's what that is.Thank you, guys.I appreciate that.You guys have at it, yeah, your Mongols?
01:32:25Are you sure it's just for, it's not just for you?There's a lot in here.Oh, good. I can't wait. Let's go.You guys can go at it.Thanks, guys.Let me get up a couple calls here.How about we go to Megan and Maryland?Megan, you're on the show. What's going on?
01:32:40Good morning, Siri.Morning.Happy birthday, Bobby.Thank you very much.Today is also my son's ninth birthday.And I would say, like, major mom cool points if I can get this show to give my shout out, happy birthday.that he can listen to on the podcast when he gets home from school.Yeah, what's his name?
01:33:05Noah.Noah's Nine.Everybody's saying Noah's not, but in a different melody for Noah.I'll go first.Noah is nine.Eddie?Noah is nine.Noah is nine.
01:33:22He gave it a good run.Lunchbox.Noah is nine.How's that, Megan?That's awesome. You can't love it.All right, that'll be up on the podcast.Thank you so much.You're welcome.
01:33:37Mine was more hip-hop.Yeah, we definitely fought that course.Right.Nothing's more hip-hop than you.Kobe Bryant's replica NBA championship ring sold for $927,000.But I wonder.Is that the one he does?It says replica.
01:33:50Well, that's the thing.I need to read more about this because there's no chance that it could be a replicaif they're paying a million dollars for it.But a lot of the stuff,stuff is defined weird, but yet it's a replica.But he's the one he gave to his dad.So he had one for himself and he gave one to, so thatwould be where the value is. He had it, gave it to his
01:34:06dad as a gift.Not even the real one.A replica of Kobe Bryant's2000 L.A. Lakers NBA championship ring,which he once gave to his father, so he did havepossession of it. Has beensold at an auction for $927,200.It's the most ever paid
01:34:22for an NBA championship ring.Eclipse in the previous record of Bill Russell's1957 ring sold for $700,000.from People magazine.I do have the stuff on eBay that we're going up for all this memorabilia.But you know what I got yesterday?You ready?Brace yourselves because you are in the presence of greatness.
01:34:43George Washington's the...That's it!That's it.Wow.Hold on me zoom in on that.George Washington hand wrote T.H.E. from a letter.And they clipped it off a letter and this is it.He hand wrote it.
01:34:56I mean, I can't believe you guys don't think that's cool.And you know what? This to me was the coolest thing until my wife gave me a full Andy Kaufman written letter, like one of my heroes.That's, and Andy Kaufman's one. This is like very high two now.What's it say on the back? What's on the back?It says the authentic cut word and close to her was taken from an original handwritten document by George Washington.The word the written by George Washington.That's so cool, man.Honestly, it's way cooler in person. Amy, stop what?
01:35:23You just said that wasn't cool and you're not laughed at him.You have been a hater for weeks.I'm going to continue to laugh at it.But I think now that I'm seeing it in person, I get it.He wrote that.Like you're right there.That's pretty cool.That's very cool.
01:35:39He wrote right there under.He didn't write that.He wrote the.I got a message back from my guy on TaskRabbit.Okay.He said, can you retie it please?Don't understand.Well, that's just me.
01:35:52What?He didn't understand your message.I feel like you were quite clear.Yeah.You know how I write. There's like four typeos. Okay. Can you rety it please? Half will only be charged. Yes. Half when job is complete. Okay. So I've paid half. So I'll only pay half more through app. Half more? Yeah, yeah. That's kind of weird. Why are you talking like that? Say I'll pay the rest. You're a smart guy, man. Why are you talking like that? I don't know, dude. I'm a little tired. I slept like four hours. I play half. You pay half. I can get my sleep last night.So I paid half, so I'll pay half more throughout.Oh my God, what's wrong with me?Okay.
01:36:35Anything else?Half more.Oh, man.You're gonna laugh at that too?Am I clown?No.My nose is to go Hong Kong?No.
01:36:42Okay.Thank you guys.Bobby Bones show.Bonehead.Story of the day.This story comes us from Oxford, Ohio.A dad was upset.His son was getting too much homework.
01:36:55So he calls the school.Hey, I'd like to complain about the homework.Okay.you're noted, boom, next day.You're still sending homework. What's the problem?Sir, they get homework.Then he threatens to beat up the principal and says,if I come up there, you better have your big boy pants on.
01:37:10Calls the next day, they're no longer taking his calls.So he starts calling the police department,and he called the police department 18 times to complain about it.He's not well. I mean, homework is difficult.That's too much, man. They sound too much home.It's annoying.I get the first 20 calls.And I okay, even get, put your big boy pants on.
01:37:28I'll fight you.No, you shouldn't even do that.You shouldn't even do that.What does that mean get your big boy boy?Like, right to be an adult.Yeah, let's go.Yeah, let's go.I'll go and do what adults do.
01:37:35That's who punch each other in the face like children.Oh, my.Yeah.So then the police came, cuffed him and stuffed them, took him to jail.Yeah, 19 times.That's a lot.Wonder if he had his big boy pants on.There are some schools that are anti-homework.
01:37:50What?Oh, we need to go to those.Named those.Yeah.But they're very progressive schools.What do you mean?They've adopted, their theory is that in the allod.eight hours or whatever the kids are at school.
01:38:00They should get everything done there so you can go home and be a kid.And play.Live your life.But you two are really because you were just lazy.That's not you, these two.Oh, I'm speaking as a parent.I'm speaking as a kid.I mean, I used to love to go play.
01:38:17I'm lunchbox.That's your bonehead story of the day.Hello.Go over to the phones.Alexa, Kristen, Devin, and Nikki.They're on the phone right now.They're driving from North Carolina to us.Hello, ladies.
01:38:29Morning, studio.Morning.Hey, so who's the leader of the group that I'm going to talk to?This is Alexa.Okay, Alexa.So what are you guys doing right now?We are driving to Nashville.It's our first time.
01:38:40What are you going to do here?We're going to the million-dollar show.Let's go.So once a year, Eddie and I, the raging idiots, we do this big show.A lot of friends coming by, and we play.We give all the money to St. Jude.And so we have a lot of artists that are playing with us.Who are you guys most excited about?
01:38:55You got you guys for sure.Oh, boy.That's a good answer.It's a lie.but it's a good answer.No, it's the truth.Okay, well, that's very kind.But Sam Hunt will be there.
01:39:05John Pardy will be there.Nate Smith.It's just, it's loaded.And so we're super excited for it.All the money goes to St. Jude.Somebody paid.We did one of those charity buzz things.I bought a couple things off that charity bus site.
01:39:19This is for the VIP?Yeah.And I've never used stuff that I bought.I bought once a round of golf with a PGA player,a putting less.some of the PGA player in Florida.Never got down to use it.Why?
01:39:31I forgot about it until right now.Uh-oh.Like literally right now in my head.Is it expired?No, it's expired.It did it like a year and a half ago.Oh, man.I'm such an idiot.
01:39:40That was smart.I just want to go home now.So with Charity Buzz, it's a site, and you can bet on all kinds of stuff.And somebody for four front row seats, plus a meeting greet with Eddie and I, paid $6,000.Wow.That's too much.It's too much.We don't keep the money.
01:39:58It goes right to St. Jude.That's awesome.Wow.It doesn't even come to us.Good point, Amy.It doesn't come through us.It goes right to St.G.
01:40:04Do you know which seats they areso you can look at them?Be like, oh, that dude, okay.Well, he's going to meet him.That dude, what?Oh, yeah, that's right.We're going to meet them.And I'm going to try to get them something.
01:40:12I don't know what that means.We'll get them about 1,500 each.Yeah.Cash.I don't, I don't know what that means.Like, maybe I get every artist to sign a poster for them.That would be cool.Oh, that'd be nice.
01:40:24Oh, yeah.Are y'all making cute little poster things?I think.We're not.What are those?Baja Prins.I'm not hatching any prints.But they'll probably be something, yes.
01:40:34Megan Maroni is going to be there.It's going to be an awesome show.I appreciate you guys coming to the show.And you got tickets already, right?Yes, we do.Do you know where they are?Do you have good seats?I don't think, I don't think, I don't think so.
01:40:48They got back on.That's what I was going to say.Yeah, and the Ryman, there are no bad seats.As a matter of fact, whenever people putLike whenever I put my friends somewhere in the Ryman, like it's like, hey, we're doing a show.I always put them in the upper deck a bit, like in the middle because you can see the whole stage.So even like the seats that would be considered the worst in the Ryman, they're awesome.And that's where like artists put their people.
01:41:11So super pumped to see you guys and can't wait for the show.Yeah, we can either.Thank you so much.All right.You guys be safe.Yeah, you do.All right, bye-bye.Yeah, that show is tomorrow.
01:41:22and you know what?I don't know all the songs.Uh-oh.Do you?No.Okay.No.Like the words of the guitar part.
01:41:30We had rehearsal yesterday.Music part.The thing is, I can also just turn my guitar off.Right.That's what I was going to say.And act like you're playing?Sometimes you just sort of.Sometimes.
01:41:37Well, sometimes, if you ever see me like sit down, I ain't playing.That's the key.Sometimes I sit down and act like I'm just like taking a break, chill and playing.I ain't playing.If I ever go to the piano, I'm not playing it.Boom.But we have such a great band that they can cover us a lot of times.But we had rehearsal yesterday and I realized, I don't know.
01:41:54I didn't know what's going on.All right, that's it.It's my birthday.I'm going to go have a good birthday today.Happy birthday, man.Thank you.Bye, have a good birthday.It's a very birthday.
01:42:02I have therapy today.No, no, it's not a normal day.It's your birthday.It's your birthday, man.I have therapy today.I'm going to exercise, give a workout in today.What are you going to do with therapy?You're going to have, like, donuts and stuff?
01:42:12Or like cupcakes?No.I'm going to probably have a cup of tears.Maybe you can process birthday trauma.A bowl of guilt.A bowl of guilt.Blood the candles on my guilt.Like gilk cake.
01:42:23And that's it.So, Caitlin's parents are coming to town tonightbecause they're going to come to the show tomorrow.Cool.Yeah.Bye everybody.Bobby Bones.Yeah.
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