The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Jelly Roll (feat. Josh Adam Meyers)

Episode Date: July 26, 2023

Our favorite homie Josh Adam Meyers returns to deliver big news and help review The Idol.

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of the Bonfire, you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Robert Kelly Bonus 50 points Bobby or anybody in the room if you tell me the movie scene This is playing During or even the movie it's got to be Roadhouse nope Back to the future nope

You're out of the box. I'll tell you this. It's young man goes into his room very sad about things. Starts ripping down a Mappy has on his wall with little pins in it to show you all the places he wants to travel to and ride motorcycles Rocky no Rocky Dennis. Yes, but the movie is called Mask it took everybody in the room except Christine knows nothing about anything Dennis, what? Yes, but the movie is called Mask. It took everybody in the room, except Christine knows nothing about anything. Wow.

Christine really was blankly staring. She was blankly staring. I have no idea. Christine was thinking about her new facial product. She's going to put on her young, beautiful woman face. Well, yeah, you'll find that on Thursday that there's now a pornographic picture of Christine circulating on t-shirts

You get them at it. You can get him right now comicribles.com Our new by Christy a sexy Christy shirt sexy Christy shirt. She looks so good in that shirt Yeah, it's a better me What do you mean? It's you? That's not my body. Oh the body's not you, but I mean like you know It's a nice body. I did something to my face. Yeah those are your boobs if you got fake boobs that's the most you get. Maybe they're in your face that's a picture of you. That's a picture of you. It's like the best version of your face though. Wow that is fucking outrageous. Jesus fucking Christ. That's right. That's right. Notty. Wow not Wow, it was just a picture of her man the marketplace

I don't think of Christine like that like Jacob and Ludo Was it the picture from my dreams? That is that's directly from your dreams. That's AI Kevin got it from your dream are made of we plugged into the back of your head Jacob We plugged into the it of the idol It may I've never had a show the idol on max talking about You didn't finish all five. Oh really. I thought you finished it. I got through two and a half It's where we just finished two last night. What is the show? I don't I know you brought it up before on the show I just started last night. I forget what it is because. More graphic.

It's Johnny Depp's daughter. Daughter is plays a pop star who went through a mental breakdown. Again, this is another problem. The reason you four year works is because even it's like these pieces shit like Rich Family, California people, like they're showing you the dregs of it and how bad it goes, dark and seated is it's that when they try to Show you like the fame monster and things like that. It's so disconnected from everything

And it's just like she's having a mental breakdown her mother died who shared a weird relationship with she's a pop star who had a breakdown This is sort of her comeback I was told the show was about her dealing with a picture of her having come on her face circulating on the internet. That story line so far to me has been like, Hey, there's a picture of you with come on your face on the internet. And she goes, it could be worse. And it hasn't really been mentioned again. No, I will it ever. It's not really part of the show. You watched it. That's yeah. I's the whole thing? It's so bad, the show. And I'm telling you, non-stop nudity,

but the way this girl dresses in the show, I mean, to go, like, oh, let me go pop downstairs and make some toast and jelly. It's like, let me put on an outfit that sort of covers my nips and it's connected to garter belts to cram up my ass to a butt plug with a thick. It doesn't address us for anything.

It's fucking wild. She's naked in almost every scene. I make toast naked. Here I understand. This is not the only way I can have toast if I make it naked. This isn't a tiny house life. Okay, I'm just there. This is different.

All my clothes are in the couch. I get seawater's leading to. It's leading to the guy, the weekend. He's terrible. He's terrible. And it's you're out of here. Oh, I know what's happening. Oh, this is a, I appreciate this. I know what he's doing. Remember, he warned us a couple shows ago. He might do this. If I walk up and get out of here and don't say anything, that means I got a poop poop yeah

Fossil arm Poot poop take a shit. No, he went outside the fart. Yeah. Oh I had I thought that was what made me poop again. I thought that was great what you did. I did it for you Jacob and I did it for Lou because Lou is a rat. He'll rat me out. He will right you out. He will.

You're right me out Lou. Taking a bowl of my air with your farts. Okay, I, because we had Chipotle and I had protein cookie this morning. Oh yeah. Oh that's a tough one. I felt it rumbling. So I walked out of the studio and I apologize, Jake. It's okay. If I talked and if I said anything it might have came out on the walk. It's okay

So I apologize no problem at all to back to where we were this girl particularly is naked 80% of the show and Even as she is she's hot. I get the whole thing. The problem I'm having is because I know it's Johnny Depp's daughter. So you don't get hard anymore when you see that? No, it's that, that's my problem. No, it's so hard. No, it's not that. It's that her face is Johnny Depp's face.

She looks just like him. And I have a hard time unseeing that. And then the weekend is a cult leader, I guess, we're supposed to, they made him like a Cory Feldman character, by the way. His character owns a club, but he has people who are like singers and dancers are his cult, it seems. Yeah.

And they just go with him to like, get in this girl's life and show her how to make better music or so. I don't, it's so bad. It's really, really, I'm watching it so reluctantly. It's really horrible. I was trying to show you her business meeting outfit. Yeah, this is like, hey guys, I wanna play a new song for you.

A whale tail sequin thong, low rise jeans, and all of her tops are about to show her boob, her under boob. Oh yeah. That's kind of like her look. In this show, they just let her nipples pop out once in a while. Like, if they're barely being covered, sometimes they pop out and they're just like, sure. That's the reason why people like me. I think her outfit's brain washed me.

I took me about two and a half episodes to realize this is terrible. They're also trying to convince you that this is the blog. Is it the blog girl? Is it the blog girl? The blog girl is the girl yeah yeah she has Johnny Depp's face I think she's on she is but I'm telling if you look at her when she taught she looks just like Johnny Depp you also have to hear this awful fake song they made for her over and over again. They also play this song, Bobby.

So much. It's the centerpiece of the show. A terrible like EDM club song. From her friends at fame, you know, they're like the famed dancers. Yeah, and then this, by the way, this black gorgeous statue of a man goes to bang the cruddiest fucking Jewish chick that just hangs out with her. But it's her assistant. They're doing something like the clubs trying

to like get over on her somehow. They're probably trying to like make their own sex. I don't know what the story is. I'm sorry. I couldn't watch five seconds of this. It's really bad. Because these are the people I do, this type of person in life,

who they're supposed to represent. I despise this. Yes. Christine fine. A scene of her turned around on that dress. You could see this is her. I'm hanging around the house and these and they go, Hey, you guys want to come over and hang out. This is her. Just kicking around the house with three friends. It's it's it's insane. You got to get to we're watching what is this call again the idol the idol? Yeah, the idol this is just terrible. It's her outfit is so stupid I like that you smoking misty's though the slim and sassy He does smoke the skinnies. I love the skinny is never smoke a lot look at this outfit. It's it's ridiculous

What is she in a bad? She's that are bad And there's also something that wants you to feel like they're trying to make her like a sympathetic character But I don't get what it is and by the way the sympathy you're supposed to find and Lou correct me if I'm wrong on this Bobby is She doesn't she's a pop star. She's really like the new music though They have her doing she wants to put a little more music and they are basically going you're a machine that pumps out Hit songs you're gonna do these hit songs and it's just like

My mom who didn't like me. Yeah, look. This is her trying out. It's her rehearsal dance outfit. Her nipples do just come out of it. It's, and I'm saying that in that tone. Ah! Bobby. Bobby. She doesn't even have a nice bomb. She does have a great ass. I'm saying it in this tone, Bobby, because it's soap.

It's, doesn't make up for this. Watch in two seconds here. You're just gonna see her nipples just come out. All the people are revolting. Everybody in this is disgusting. This song, look, when he spins her around right now, you're gonna see her nips her out. Oh, no, not that take, wrong take.

Because Bobby, they redo this five times. They redo it at a strip club five times. She's singing it for him at one point. They remix it. She looks like Johnny Depp, but in Pirates of the Caribbean. Perfect stop. Christine don't move. That's a perfect pause right there. No, she does. No one's waiting for it to move it. You're right, Bobby. I mean, she looks so much like Johnny Depp. I have a problem with it. She kind of looks like here innately too. But she's not. She's Johnny Depp's daughter and that's Johnny Depp's little cute, high cheekbone face. Dude, it's Tommy Hanson.

That's Officer Tommy Hanson, Troy and Jumps tree. I hate this. You're too close to me. I hate being, I hate watching it. I hate that it's in my fucking world right now. You know why? It's making me have to watch it now. I will not watch it with all, watch it with Don. Watch it with Don. It'll be a fun couple's watch.

Don will never, me and Don like the same TV. We're watching Seal Team right now, season four. Oh my, Bobby, you're making a watch that. Um, no, she loves Seal. You make her. I will bet you $100 that Don loves Seal Team. I'll bet you $100. She'll say that for you.

I bet she says it honestly. She's good. I'm not gonna bet you. You're not a car cause she's gonna say yes. She loves it. Don doesn't like me. She's not gonna say yes. Christine, do you love the Eagles?

She's lying. Well, Christine, she barely cares. Christina, you super emotional about the Sixers. She's not though. Yeah. She watched three games last year. You make a valid point right there. I like your good moods Wow

Wow, you're in a good mood when they're winning and you're watching the games Eagles take a shit Christine gets hit I have that written on a paddle Sure, can you have the shirt? Do it. I'm sick of shit. is she goes to get it don love psych Don loves the show psych she loves you. No, she I'm telling you we like the same type of show It's uniformed hunks, right? We got we got finished with swat for swat is done, but this chip communally though this will Be five episodes you watch that you will enjoy making fun of this. She's gonna laugh So be five episodes, you watch, you will enjoy making fun of this. She's gonna laugh.

It's all that's got great personality sense of humor. She's gonna enjoy watching you make fun of this. Christina's really enjoyed, the only thing we're enjoying about this is me pausing it constantly to go, this behavior makes no sense in any world. It's not him, he's a terrible actor. They just make, they really hammer home that he's a charlatan from the second he comes to where house he goes in the bathroom. He starts going, hi, angel.

But who dances? Angel. Who dances in their backyard? Huh? Who dances in their backyard? They're rehearsing for a music video. Okay, but if I walked in and I saw people rehearsing dance, I'd throw something and leave.

Right. I hate dance. But everybody else in the show is a Jewish person and sunglasses who goes, she's fine. Everything's fine. Do you watch it? I guess I watched the first two episodes. And you like it.

No, you're like, I like how she looked in it. So then it took me to realize, oh, this is awful. I saw the whole thing. The weekends got off. I bet you our guest has to everybody Joining the show for the last time in a while For the last time for a little bit because he is going on tour Support supporting jelly roll doesn't know as man-strike. He's just breaking on a world on a worldwide tour everybody

It's Josh at a Myers I tore everybody it's Josh at a Myers Fresh new haircut by the way, well, it's it's not fully like realized because it's so hot in my apartment So it's kind of mush you know, man. Can I say something right now? I'm looking at you and stuff is coming together because Jay do you try do you miss Josh? I must that you tried to make me look like a Josh No, I said God you guys get your gray beard shipped at this. You made me grow this gray beard. You were the one that looks good, and I was like, really? And look at your biceps now.

I mean, you do. Remember I encourage you to work out. Yeah, dude, you try that little beard. You want Josh. He's leaving. He needs someone that you need to start talking like, you know. He's been making me smoke cigarettes too. Yeah, dude.

He's getting fucking wild. I'll say things like this. Hold on he was making me smoke cigarettes too. And he's getting like wild. I'll say things like this. Hold on, I got a dump real quick. I'll be like, I'll be like, I'm like, you have to do what? He's like, dump, and I go, you have to do what he does. Skiddo, do do do do do do. I got a dumbly doodly.

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Prison workouts, like. When we were like, Jason Ellis prison workouts. No, not that. No. No, no, no, no, no. That's David J. Snell's is only for himself. No, on. Let's see how far we'll see how far you make it Oh, you go stop stop. Well, when you do when you threw the JSNL is gone. Okay, and you tell us when to stop

So when it would stop where I'm not gonna do it. No, when you know you're gonna do it when you're just like I don't want to see this anymore I want to go to the next one. Okay. Yeah, but dude. I can I say something. I just told him this Monday, I can I say something I just told him this Monday I I'm so jealous you're going on the tour with jelly roll. I sang his song Probably for two hours straight which one I need a favor. I need a favor Dude I was going through it dude. I was going through it. I was alone coming back from Vermont

And I was like I was almost started crying crying at one point I drove by a barn. There was one light on I pitch it the guy in there and his wife died He's got to sell the farm because he needs money Who the hell am I who the hell am I? Yeah, I need a favor turns out though. I don't know if you saw the video the song is just about A guy supporting his tiny child while he gets a hair transplant. No, he's has cancer Jake I don't know if that's ever as fully said But a lot of people I know get the transplant wear a head cover while they're waiting for it to take root and he's praying the god to help The day's sprout. Yeah, he wants me to sprout. No, no two people Dan and Anthony cool me out

Mateo Mateo Lane got it. You know what he told me he get why he got it Cuz gay That he's so vain that no we we were kind of bustin balls at the table like during the beginning of the pandemic Yeah, and he walked in and he said something to me and I go look I was 355 at that. I was fat I was my fattest yeah, and I, listen bro, I made it like this, you gain eight pounds and you lose any more of that fucking hair, it's a wrap. And then he went and got it.

And then he came up to me after the pandemic. Too many goes, Bob A, I wanna let you know, I got my debt. Bob A, I got a hair transplant because of you., I got my dad. Dad don't impress. Bobby, I want to let you know, I got a hair transplant because of you. And I was like, what? It goes, yeah, when you said that to me, that really happened.

And then he called me up and he was like, it's because of poppy. Dad don't impression. Dad don't impression. So I helped him. Well, didn't soda. Somebody said they were at like a pool or something. And well, I don't know if I can mention that name anymore can you say so do you know

you can say you can't be part is formally known as a bobby from the before times bobby from the before times you call me not dan so so bobby from the before times yes he said he was at like a pool party or something he got out of the water and his hair was in the filter yeah somebody was like oh dude you're, and then that was it. Yeah. Yeah. I'm doing all that stuff, too, though. Like, I mean, I don't have plugs, but I've got the PRP and I use this spray.

Well, you should get done. Get done in the next few days because apparently, if you sing that song live, you're going to come through with some sprouts. If you guys, dude, I was going to say, like, if you guys come to the Connecticut show, August 7th or 8th, I forget, because like if you guys come to the Connecticut show August 7th or 8th, I forget I know it's not in the dates at Metallica But if you come to that show when cuz I'm doing three sets every night on the final set I'll bring you guys out. We'll all do a song together No

But yeah All right with that last time we go first of all I know he gonna bring us out You're gonna bring us out like this You guys give it up from a best friend the most amazing cop in the world the greatest guy I'm gonna live big Jay You walked up there with him and I was gonna give you an intro to what listen first listen, first of all, that's not the way it works. I am a part of the bonfire now. I stepped in, we are introduced together. You can't go, dude, his introduction.

It almost made me cry. I was like, I caught eyes with Josh, it was like. Yeah, you almost didn't say my name, you. He started not to say it. A hundred percent, he started to not say it. Yeah, and then- started to not say it. He started to not say it. Yeah.

And just move on. Yes. You were at M-bubbick killing. And I went up and they were like, who's that guy? It was. You started doing something else. You go, big J-O-G-Z-A-N-A. Ah, two, three.

And I saw you. I saw you. I would call it eyes. And I was like walking with Bobby. And Bobby Kelly You could have you could have if you wanted to When and this guy's amazing to added anything I should have done you first and then big J No, you should have done big J

You should have done big or you could have said these two guys are legends in the business Yeah, I love both of them just equal one of them old and the other But give it up for the bone fire. Yeah, you don't go. I want you to make some noise right now for Randy Skull And also his brother with those hamings that credit his brother with those hamings that created Jason Oh, yeah, you should have I mean I had a walker stage and I had that in my gut and You did so good. We did good, but you try to Think about it. I was not to get over on this thing. Think about this. Think about it. Can I say something to please please

And that you know, I think you're great at what you do. You know that, I've told you. I love you for that, yeah. Okay. I love you for, in regardless, I've always loved you. But, whatever it is you do, you're great at it. You're great at it. Whatever it is. Whatever it is, whatever it is. Whatever the question is up there you're doing,

you do it great. Hey, whatever you got in your brain when you're doing that thing, perfect, you do it amazing, better than anybody. But, you did stand in front of us the whole time Okay I respect that Yes, here's the deal is that is that what I'm trying to do is get you guys to match my energy And so I'm kind of like doing that. I would take cocaine, testosterone, and steroids.

We can have that here rapidly. Oh, right. Let's do it. I know that was going on backstage to eat with the whole Chamberys. Fuckin' brownie bread, you're on. This is where it is, dude. That's on the break.

But also, and this is the thing with that whole situation at Moontower, think about the hours of comedy you guys got to talk about here because of that. So maybe that's why you were disrepresenting. I did it. That's why you know what? You gave us contact. That's the reason.

Content. Content, which now we have context. Contextually we have content. If you guys are just tuning in back we did the Moon Tower Festival. And that was my first one with Jay kind of wrapping the butt. We didn't do a bonfire, but I was our rep in the barn. We spent, uh, Memo and I didn't get paid. I said I didn't get my checks for Zaini's and, uh,

the Kid Rock Show. Mm-hmm. And I knew, and I was like, what the fuck, Don's been, I had him in my bag. A whole time. Don just, she goes, let me use that bag and she cleaned it out for Max's camp. Oh, God. And she goes goes she comes out of course passive aggressive

She's just going hey, I'm like what she's like I found the checks dumb dumb and she's holding She goes I go what check she goes for this kid rock and the Moon Tallah fest of other zanes whatever and you had him in your bag dumb dumb As Google cash him fucking stupido. You know, it's funny, Christine went through, went to get something I guess out of my bag today. And she goes, why do you have Viagra? And I realize the Viagra that I have,

I've had for quite some time, but it's in a, it looks like it's a prescription bottle. But do you remember why that is? Why? You remember when we got them from the deli? Oh, yeah, that's deli Viagra, but say it comes like But we split the bottle and got like yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a prescription bottle though Yeah, she was like why do you have a skillet? I was like I have a secret prescription

I'm like no, I just take whatever's free now also who we have blue Blue choux now shower Clutches on blue choux chowder, a combination. Blue choux. Same act of ingredients as black rice. Yeah, and it has a minty fresh breath. And you don't have to also swallow a gigantic pill. You chewable, it's chewable because you chew it with a minty fresh breath. And you don't have to make those awkward visits to the doctor. Yeah.

It comes right to you doing a good job. Or to the bodega. No, no, no, no. No, no, the bodega doesn't offer with the blue choux brings the table. No, no. They also have Vardana film in flavor chewables with the act of ingredient in the Vichorin stacks. Oh, Dega.

Do you even know that? Do you? No. No. I've never taken a Blue Jew. Dude, if you got to go to the Vodega, you're gonna need Babel. No, Josh's Vodega sells Viagra. And Cialis. Where's your Vodega in Mexico?

20 second, and for my street, I have, we talked about this last time, but I have the Boidega that sells Viagra and then I have the whorehouse. You have a whore? It's a legit prostitution ring. No, 100%. This is like, this must be how you buy it in Mexico.

It looks like over the counter. There's no like name on it. Let's take one right now as you get it's hard faster. Doesn't work that way it It turns out. Why? I don't know. Me and Christine found that out one time. I took something. One of the things I took them and I sat there.

I go, do your magic. I go, Christine, I'll let you know when I have a raging boner. It doesn't work like that. Two days later, she's not there. You're watching point. I got it. We just thought I was just one at some point. You go, oh, there he is.

Okay, let's get to the bedroom. When I was in Brazil, when I got that down there, I took a whole pill. I felt like my head was gonna pop off and I had a hard on for a long time. Because I think you know when you're gonna get hard because you know, starts getting congested. That's how I know it's working. Yeah, you can't appreciate it. I was nervous. I'm gonna have a hard in the Brazil. And they're gonna have to drag my dead body out of this warehouse. Or they'll just rob you in the favela. The blue shoes, all the, I have never had any kind of thing not work.

That's for that. Blue shoe is the, not just because they're a sponsor of the show. It's the only thing that I worked and I didn't feel bad off of it. You know what I mean? Blue shoe rules. Blue shoe rules. It's great. You feel bad off of Niagara? I, when I took it, I did. Yeah, but I got it in Brazil. I didn't of it. You know what I mean? You feel bad off of my aggro? When I took it, I did. Yeah, but I got it in Brazil.

I think it's why I think it's like the oldest things I have in there that would take anything else, but that first, because I think it does come with all the headache and stuff. I think my heart gets racy sometimes. Yeah, my heart got racy. And when you're done though, I forget. It goes away. It goes away I tell you're stimulated again until like so you get something in my ass

So you pull that plug and do I try not to the bandana and I stuff it up my bum and then I pull the bottom one by one Have an orgasm hey now Jacob come on If I take a blu-ture or something like that though though, I always feel like the next day, also my dangle, sweet. A dangle, I have no idea. Yeah, like it hangs heavy the next day for some reason. Well, your heart races, when you take it?

It's heart medication. That's how they figure it out. If I take the Viagra, well, I think if I would take those, I would probably break those. They're like, high milligrams, right? It says like 100 milligrams. Yeah, but I think taking one of those is like perfect. Like, as I have the prescription from Hems,

and I'll rather do the blue ones than the three little Hems pills that you have to take. Fuck Hems, we're a Bluetooth family. Yeah, we're a Bluetooth baby. Fuck Hems. I know what a Hems is. I was a boss rhino guy for many years. Just at the old bodega and threw it in a boss rhinoino Then you have yourself a little container to do coke and also I Is the snort tiger penis back in the game that I get you going moose now. Oh Josh you came in an interesting time

You definitely watch the idol. I don't you didn't watch it at all. I'm gonna watch any of it So I'm sort of explaining it to Bobby here Johnny that Depp's daughter who looks who looks terrible who looks disturbingly like Johnny Depp, which takes away a lot of the like one of fucker that you see because I see his face totally. Really? Yes. Think of pirates from the Caribbean. No, I don't I really don't see it. I really the smile the cheek but I really know I really don't see it at all. I think she looks like the wife more than it looks like Johnny Depp. If Christine was awesome, she'd probably have a side by side by now. Yeah, be great. When I said, Christine, you're doing a great job.

She looks a lot like Johnny Depp. What'd you say, Jacob? I think it's Vanessa Paradis. Is her mom? Yeah. She does look like her. Because I was excited about it because of all the ads and then not to say I like follow the critics But it got

And like horribly pan and then my friend just the marina watching she was like no, no, it's not worth your time Yeah, I'm smart. I'm just like yeah, but they do they look a lot alike that looks I mean yeah, yeah that that right there Exactly we thing we just dropped? I'm just gonna put your Johnny Depp. That one right there, the exact thing we just described five seconds ago. Okay. Just gonna do a giant that picture you'll see in the face. What is it, a stinky or a brownie?

What do you call the poop? A grumpy. A grumpy? I mean, now find the wife though, now find her who her mom is. She's gonna probably also look a little bit like her mom, not arguing that. I'm saying, I just see Johnny Depp, which takes away from the thing. Also, she has completely unkempt eyebrows. They're crazy.

That bothers you. They're all over. Because you have the mostkempt eyebrows. I've ever met them. I don't know what I do when I can. You do, fantastic. Does He do your eyebrows, too Who he know okay? No, no, no you pluck She looks far more

You know what I think Josh he you know what whoa who the hell's ass? That's her now what the fuck happened to it She gets her not so put a hex on her to do a gypsy and fucking Montreal Put a hex on her and she run into a gypsy and fucking match. We all what what Wow, man, she looks definitely more like Johnny Depp than her mom. She felt awful It's true I think I think I think I'm with I think I'm with the boys. Okay, you guys keep whacking off to this guy I'm just saying okay, you guys want to fuck John I I'm thinking now I'm back. I'm thinking back. You wouldn't. What? You wouldn't. Fuckly the rose up. Of course you would. No, I'm talking about Johnny Depp. No. Not even a three-sum. Even a three-sum. You guys, it's you, Depp, and a hot girl, and

you can, it's totally cool. Christine's fucking, you know, in there, she's fucking, everybody's fucking, and Johnny De Depp's there and he's like Rub my balls Jay No, not that easy. Yeah, dude. You have to be gay to do that. I mean Johnny Depp You can't just be Josh Josh Josh Josh. Josh look at me. Yeah, you have to be gay to do that Yeah, this is a problem. No, dude listen look at me look at me look at me look at me. You have to be gay to go. Really? Yeah. In that situation, if we were, it would make more sense. If we were to you or if we were Johnny Depp, if we were all bulls, Rob Johnny Depp's balls, son. No, no. If we were all bullshitting around a thing and

somebody was like, dude, Johnny Depp's going to pull his balls out and it was getting to get a laugh in the room. Yeah. I would tickle the bottom of his balls for sure. In a sexual situation, you're seeing everyone's going around and he goes, do my balls a little bit. I'd go like, I got a better one. I got a better one. So then you guys can only be better than that. That was a terrible, terrible one.

You guys are both hoking up collectively. He's like, he broke both of his arms and he's like, Jay, my balls, itch. Can you please just scratch him real quick? That's a favorite. That's gonna That's better. That's called the gay favor. I don't need to be a gay favor. I would do that for gay favor. I'm doing for DJ Lou.

Yeah, I rub lotion on your back if you needed it. That's a gay favor. A gay favor. Justin Silver drained my upper ass Sist once. Friends do things for friends. What's wrong? You boot you dump you can dump It's a parianidal cyst I've had one of those before we talked about that. How did you drain that? With a straw like you know just hot compress eventually it comes out. Yeah, it's talked about this last time. Oh this heart did so The idle that's it's terrible. They are now where I'm at in the show She's been infiltrated by a club owner cult

Who has sex with a lot of people black dude? This is the weekend The week the guy the weekend I don't know that either. I can't be in my face when I'm with you Put it on because that is my job. I don't my job Put on the video and let me hear the video Lou. I know you're much faster looking up things like this in Christina's Christine's got it right now, so I'm teasing her crank it up, dude. This is my shit He should just stuck to this this. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. And she'll always date the best of me.

The worst is yet to come. But the people don't be beautiful. The people don't be beautiful. But the worst. Jacob, try not to twirl on your chair and dance this. Try. Oh. She's only don't want me.

No more. Christine, start massaging your tiny breasts. That's what they do to when we get in place Sing a J I I Like this at all I don't know You know like pop music. No, I do like pop music this is a good song. Here's what bugs me about the song That's not his voice. No, voice. That's his voice. He sings like that. Yeah, he's that's not tuned Yeah, there might be like his thing is to do like real music guys He's like a guy Michael Jackson think about listen. I like real real music. I like you know I mean like when the singer I want to hear the singers voice that God gave him, not something that a fucking computer gave him.

You know what I mean? You live in the past man. I'm living in the past. Well, you know what? Maybe I'll get a time machine and go back because that's what my roots are. This horse shit and his hair looks like a garbage bag. Well, I know. He's here.

He got rid of that. Oh, good. Now he's just got a long pony tail in the show. You can't even don't add donate it to a cancer kid. Listen, the guy, the trash. The guy's talented at music for sure. He is, and when I watch this show, actually both movies I've seen him in now, they kind of have him play a piece of shit.

And I believe it. I think this guy sucks. I feel like the crowd in that video, that's what I feel like the well the video is also in the video in the video everybody's watching him yawning. They hate That this video is perfect now this actually leads to one of the coolest things right here crank it up, Lou We better be kick out with that She told me you'll never be Yeah Yeah

You know what? I like this video now I said I'm on fire Now the crowd is here You know like this video, that's a good video I like it, yeah I would want to do this. But I love it. I remember when I was DJing at the Strip Club back in 2013. With that voice?

Some positive. We've been in 13 and when his first album dropped it like changed the game. It's all slow and sexy. It's like he's definitely gone into a totally different direction. I just grabbed Josh's scarlet to the main stage voice Scarlet to the main stage All into the main stage paprika stand back Yeah, let Mercedes pick up her ones give it up for Mercedes. Oh, yeah, yo

That's what I'm talking about more breast and thighs and poppies. I see a couple y'all motherfuckers picking up your ones and three throwing them That's not cool going the backing inch of dick mush mushed. So you saw him live and he sucks No, no, no, I'm saying Even though I like this song right it's the only song of it's actually there's two songs by him that I like But it's I think he's very talented. He gets good dancer, the whole thing. I think he's a terrible actor. And he is, I can just tell, I don't think he's an awesome guy. I think if you met him, you'd be like, this guy blows like the weekend sucks to be around that bit.

I don't like that his name is the weekend. I hate this stupid Nick. He dropped it for the show, but I think he's going back to it now. Oh yeah, his name's like Tosloff from Tell to slough them tell flare. I don't mind the weekend. Stupid name. Stupid name. Yeah. And it's just him. Oh, by the way, another scene that just was annoying in the beginning of this, she, they want you to know how desperate and sad this girl is underneath the surface. She comes home and plays with her

pussy while she hand chokes herself. It doesn't work that way, princess. Oh, I can't get your hand check yourself. It's not the point of the thing. Yeah. That's, that's, that's, no. It's not we got to do. You need rope and that. You need to fucking hang it from a door knob and risk your life to the hot chance. You can't, you can't, you can't, you can't have it a governor on it. Just joking self out. She goes with her own hand. It doesn't work that way.

Dumbass. You know, stupid as your parents are hot. All these things and what I want to do to these people on their shows. Jesus Christ. But it's almost my point. The show is close to porn a grip. Probably as dirty as any Skinimax movie has ever been. That's how shitty the story is moving.

It's just like, I don't care. It's a shame because, man, it's like you haven't seen nudity like this in years. In TV, since me too. And now it's back and then the show blows. Did she have a little smile on her face after she was done? That was kind of hot. Yeah, if she liked it.

Yeah, if she is out of bed and not naked, she is wearing the stupidest clothing. Which I also took me out of every scene where I'm like, why are you wearing like, who would wear that to this? She's supposed to be like a pop star, right? It doesn't, it's, well, be like a pop star, right? It doesn't it's The thing about pop stars they always show them going to the grocery store. They're like in sweatpants and stuff You know or maybe like a halter top and sweatpants her thing is like she need people to like put it on her to like I'm gonna go walk the dog can someone strap me in this fucking wacky thing

I can you show that that you can't joke yourself. I fucking wacky thing. Wacky. Can you show that you can't choke yourself because I'm gonna try it tonight. Go for it. You definitely won't die, which takes the entire thing out of it, I think. You definitely won't die. How do you know?

I'm gonna die tonight just to prove you wrong. A flat line? Yeah, I'm gonna slap you. If I don't show up tomorrow, you just have somebody get me out of the house. Are you guys in the flat lining? Clean me up. I'll give you my coat. I'm gonna touch you my coats and as you get the house. Yeah, Bobby's got a nice bucket barrel

We could probably flat line in there if you guys want to You guys look in the flat You want one? When are you going are you starting the tour now? Are you going in the Hampshire? Yes, we are We're doing like a little bit of the South starting Friday. I think it's Mississippi Fuck, it's just a bunch of like, these are, we have like four warm-up shows where it's just like me, Jelly and this guy's struggle Jennings. It's like his best friend and then we go up to the, to the Northeast and we're like, I think main New Hampshire.

Well, what, when in New Hampshire? Because I'm up in New Hampshire on the weekend. I'll tell you. August 8th. August 8th. You'll be in New Hampshire. Yeah. That's right by my house, dude. That's gotta be the same venue you were just that Friday or bang I'm doing it's it's where I just was yeah, so many dates that I don't even really like looked at it's You do the greatest sundae. I'm gonna tell you something best backstage area ever But any show I've ever done what go for New. Why? It's like a family-owned thing. They have their own like chefs for the catering

is unbelievable. It's awesome. There's an arcade. It's awesome. There's an arcade in it. There's basketball. There's all kinds of fun shit to do. They really do it right.

I don't understand what you're doing though, because I know like you're gonna go out and start- I'm going to do. Yeah. I'm gonna basically do what I do with the goddamn comedy jam. How are you going to do it with their band? No, I'm bringing my band.

So your band is coming with you on the road. So you are the opening band. I'm the opener, the middle, and then the feature. I'm doing three sets of about 15, 20 minutes each. So you're doing what? I'm doing about an hour a night. I'm basically the ringmaster of it. And this is what's so cool about jelly roll is we had a call about a week and a half ago

where we went over everything because there was a lot of questions that the band wanted and you know, my band's been asking for three months because they all have families and and nobody was getting back to us. And then finally I called jelly and jelly and jelly's like, dude, we just started putting the tour together like two days ago and it's like two weeks from the tour. So they have so much shit going on that they started finally prepping. And so I go, all right, well, I see the first set

to be this, then I'll bring up the first act and I'll come back up, do this, and then I'll bring up the next act and then I'll do like a little bit of comedy and then I'll do a real song and bring you up. I don't know, I don't know, I do I do you talking this is what he's doing on the show No, I know I just like that lost in where I was looking at your mouth move I went dizzy almost. I'm sorry

Slow it down or no no song You do a song I'm doing like the jam stuff. Yeah, yeah, you're gonna fuck with the crowd Yeah, I mean it does have fun and just kind of like it's basically I'm gonna be just doing like comedy musical bar mitzvah DJing but you're gonna go out in front but for country rat people and now are you nervous about these people no not at all why not because and first of all let me finish my question before you jump in I didn't your confidence really bothered me right there but I'm kidding go ahead so why how come you're not nervous about going?

I do I'd be shitting my pants because it's sort of sort of a failsafe though like what do you like? It's music behind it. So it's like they're gonna be in they're not like This is something way like if you're just doing comedy on it can be a thing where that's why that's why I said I had to like go to people because people are like what the fuck is this and why you're doing like Josh is doing a music thing So like it's in line with what, like, they know he's part of the show and this is the thing. So they're here, it's his game to lose and like, they'll love it. I'm going to, I mean, because you figure,

the first time I go up, maybe 50% of the audience is gonna be there. So I win them over. Then by the time I come up again, it's a whole nother, just four, five thousand people that haven't seen it, I started it up again kind of like, and my whole thing is just like, guys, let's just have fun, like just give yourself over to this

and we're just gonna part, it's gonna be the best concert you've ever seen. And then I'll pull somebody up and I'll get them to be like the celebrity of the show. So you'll get somebody from the crowd. Sure. And that you worked all that out, like, I mean, because this thing,

I have no idea what songs were doing. We have a list of shit. This is what I was going to say. Is that jelly, when I said what we're going to do. What I said. I'm doing. I don't know what time we're going on. I'm even paid for this goddamn thing.

Jelly Roll doesn't know what the fuck he's doing. This is what he said to me that I thought was dope. I go, so I see myself doing this. And then he goes, honestly, dude, I don't even know what I really want you to do. And he's like, I don't even know if you really know yet. So he goes, take the first five shows to figure it out. He's like, just have fun. I just want you a part of it.

Because he's like, I've been thinking I should just not go on. I think the first time I tried not going on to see how that feels. That was fun. That was a lot of fun. He's a lot of fun. He's a lot of fun. I was just saying that Gary, he's a man. He's a lot of fun.

Man, the craft services. The crowd loved that show. I thought that show was the best show. You know, I don't know if they even needed this. So it's going pretty great. Seem like you guys did a pretty good without me. So like, I'll just hang. So when you bring him out, are you gonna give him a good intro?

Or... I'm gonna give him a Robert Kelly. I'll be fighting. I'm a judge, everybody. I'll give him a different. You got to do it, bro. I'll give him a different. I'll give him a different. I'm gonna be funny. I'm gonna be funny. I'm gonna be funny. I'm gonna be funny. I'm gonna be funny. I'm gonna be funny.

This is what I do. You give me college, college intro. Next guy coming up is Jelly Roll. He's a Grammy's, seeing the boat of Jimmy's country musical awards. My goal is to make sure that every performer on that show has the best set that they could possibly have That's all I want to do. I just want to make sure that it's like it's a fun experience for everybody So you're on about three six mafia. Yeah, we thought we was doing great until we got that mad intro from Josh from Jan himself It's the three

Trace say mafia you know these motherfuckers cuz it's hot out here for Oh, yeah, y'all saw hustle it flow So you're doing some are you doing the gorge also? I just heard my Shitty laugh. I go almost fucking kill myself nice You're doing two nights there. Yeah, that's great. Enjoy that dude. How many shows are there Josh? 40 Wow, are you this is have you done this before this man shows this is rock and roll? Yeah, I mean you're going out on a real tour you guys are rock stars for the next 40 shows This is you know this true is that my dad asked me what I wanted to do when I was like 13 years old

I'm like a walk and and you, I want to be a comedian. Jake, he's getting his cabin face. Go ahead. He gets very interested. There it is right there. Go ahead. I don't want to do that. Come on, do it.

Well, he just asked me what I want to do. I said I want to be a comedian and I also want to be a rock star. And he said you can't do that. You can't do both. And I wish it was alive because I would rub it in his fuck. But I wish I knew blues guitar to play when you said that.

But I don't do it. That don't matter. Couldn't do both. And so you can't sing and be funny. But I can do you a big dick. But you can do the puppet job. And what if Josh is that was weird? I Yankevic and just didn't want to do something else to do it also. No, you can't the bobbin jump in. What if Josh is that was weird now, Yankovic,

and just didn't want to do it. No, you can't combine comedy and music. It's impossible, son. Shut up, weird out, dad. That's where I am. So you guys are on the tour bus. Yeah, you have your own bus? I don't know if we have our own bus,

but we have four bunks. So I think we're all gonna be on the same one. With Jolly Rolf? I will probably be with either one of the supporting or we're all gonna be on the same one. With Jelly Roll? I will probably be with either one of the supporting or we'll be with the crew, to be honest. Probably crew. It's great. What a great time.

And Jelly Roll, I met him at Nashville. We hung out with him for a while. In the back there, he was great. He's awesome. Really down to Earth guy, but I didn't know how awesome he was until in the last month or so. He blew up this year He really did from the time because it's all because of skankfest Like we went to skankfest and he was playing at the Josh and him

Working together is all because of skanks. Yeah, so he didn't make it up because of skank. No I saw your face. I was like skankfest made jelly roll. There's actually hasn't done shit for me Keep kidding in the Christine relax. Don't put a witchcraft hex on me He told this story on Rogan which was that he was playing freemon street We were getting setting up for soundcheck. We had to walk through his crowd of like 25,000 people. Yeah, I'm not through with you Really? No, you piece of shit. I didn't walk through it with you, but I did walk through it It was crazy. I walked through and got called jelly roll a lot to It was crazy I didn't put fucking to it do it together

I think we have footage of it you are mini jelly roll. We have footage of people were they were asking me about because I think goes Do you remember Sarah and Ken from Utah? And I was like, I'm, I know, I'm not jelly roll, and they were like, come on. And then I eventually had to just go, it's like, of course, I remember, they go, I knew you would remember!

They were just so happy. I said I remembered a fake thing about a person I'm not. But yeah, they were, they were in it. They believed for some reason. But I mean, I didn't put that together, but you guys do look similar. Yeah me and the role you and the role What a great guy in the same room together. Yes, right next to you Only talk to God when I need to boot you

Thank you My baby needs hair transplant right away Is this him singing that? No. Is that the rhyman where you guys did the Kid Rock show? We did that. We performed that. Mahoo da.

Do you think, uh, do you think that night he was, people thought he was Big J a lot? I think, oh, I also saw it. Do you think that night he was people thought he was big J a lot? And they go, oh I also saw it's your big J at the rhyme and I thought you were him. We performed in that theater right there. That's crazy. Yeah. He's so good. I really so good. It's music that like I You know, I would have never listened to until I met him and then I started listening to it I'm like, actually actually this fucking album is great. Yeah. Yeah, with Slit Chapel. But he was, so he showed, he didn't, he finished his performance, he sent people over to Skankfest to ask me if he could do a song and they're like, so Jelly Roll wants to do something with you. And I'm like, and I'm like, all right, we'll bring them up, we'll do like a cover. And they're like, no, he actually wants to do one of his

own. And I'm like, well, my band doesn't know his music. and they're like no he actually wants to do one of his own and I'm like well my band Is it know his music and they're like well his band could take your band's instruments and and then he could do a song and I go that's Definitely not happening it's my show and they're like but it's jelly roll and I'm like but it's me and I was like I might not have 25,000 people but I got 1200 and this is my show just trust me. We'll make it organic We shot it's gangfest look we didn't do jelly roll numbers here for sure But this is still my show and it's not yours. It's his Not it's not skis. It's it's Josh's I mean dude that I'll be honest with you. I Wouldn't have I don't know what it is. You go or the spy. I'll be like yeah, you take it all over Oh, yeah, I would just tell you.

I would go to the band and be like, hey guys, they're gonna use our insurance. No, it's dude, that's not. This is the one thing that I'm really good at. Right, and I'm... And fucking. And, I mean, not my later years, but, you know. No, you look like you're good at fucking.

I mean, we're split in bottles of my agra. We're not killing it. I mean, the engine wants it of my agra we're not killing it I mean the engine wants against going though It's a choosie could do but the boobard is the funniest though to me Christine All right Christine let's sit on the couch. I'll let you go and bone her happens I think he like told me not to he like wind it to just I was like let it it do its magic. You just say your iPhone along the way off at 7 a.m. Did they get any?

Did they get any? They got a picker head up off the couch. Yeah, I think it was Lewis. Lewis was like, no, you have to still like do stuff and then it'll get all like. So he came over, did he come? So he comes over and just like I said organically, I think the first person bring him up was Sam Tripoli,

they did sabotage and then he gets brought up with Shane and then he gets brought up again and then he's just up there. And then this is where it gets cool. After the show, you know, he's out hanging out with everybody and he comes up to me and he's like, he's like, dude, he's like, that was great. And then he goes, I'm not going to lie to you. When they told me that you didn't want me to do one of my own songs, I was talking mad shit about you.

It was like, who the fuck is this guy that doesn't want me? I just sold out 25 thousand people. I did the same thing in fucking Moontar when you brought me up that way. I was in the alley going, this cock's in the guy. Does he know who the fuck I am? And then he said, and then I walked in, and I saw you do your opening,

which was funny because that was the night I did Dohost, and which is not like a fucking sing-songy song. It's just, but I got the whole audience to sing gibberish with me. And he was just like, dude, and I was just blown away. And he offered me the tour there. Fuck you. He talked money with me. So if you had done it, if you had said, yeah, bring them all in,

he probably would have treated you like a, like, whatever. But because you pissed them off a little bit, and then you proved yourself to him, he was kind of respecting you. He was like, you know what, this guy's got the goods. That's interesting. It was, I would have failed at that. I would have given him everything he wanted. Yeah, I would have given him everything he wanted

and I would have performed weird because I knew he was watching me now. Yeah. I would have bombed. I would have did a song from Greece. Yeah. Yeah. Not even a good one.

You have a beauty school. Go back to high school. This guy can't open for me. Baby, forget it, baby, forget it. For this school to drop out. Go back to high school. That's great that you picked the shit you heard. I heard about this. I thought it was for me

and Josh did two semi deep alt alt 90s cuts. Did we do it back? Did we do those at at Skankfusses here? Dude everyone right down to Isabella basically snuck back in to watch that comedy jam and left because she didn't know the songs I was doing. It's like what are these songs? We did that was on the third night though. I don't know what we chose. Because we did, on the third night, we did the Nicki Glazer song. We did the cut it out. We did the cut it out.

We did the whole third night, right? What? Jelly Roll was all Sunday night. Saturday. So you're not gonna be at Skankfest. Saturday night. You're not going to Skankfest. No, we are.

We're actually, dude, he texted me. Is Jelly Roll gonna be there? Yeah. He's flying us on a private jet. We're flying from Cleveland right to Vegas on Saturday night. We'll get there late and then we'll close out the fucking the festival like we did in Houston. So he's gonna go back up at Skank. Oh yeah. And do you mind if I'm supposed to announce that? He's on, he's on Rogan. He's set it on

Rogan. He went on Rogan. Who's Rogan? Billy Rogan. Billy. Oh, from the smashing pumpkins. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, small time. I've already promoted that at all, but yeah He we're stoked that he's gonna come again. I mean skat can I say something look at I love Jeff. I'm a big fan of Jeff I'll you know, I I love all the I do have good friends at work for Jeff. I love it But Skatefest is fucking no joke experience It's an experience. Skank Fest, last year at Vegas, I was walking around the last day going, wow, this was one of the greatest, comedy, communal, things that I've ever done, and the shows were great,

and the comics were awesome, the green one. I mean, it was so epic. And you know, we just did a fully loaded festival and half the crew from that are coming to Skankfest. Like the actual behind the scenes people are passing. I have French with my cigar lounge, the like men, like alpha men, cops, firefighters,

you know, they're like, dude, we gotta go to this fucking Skankfest. I'm not kidding, they're all, they all like, we gotta, I wanna go. They're like, can you get me the fucking? I'm like, yeah, I'll try to, you know what about everybody's hyped about Skankfest. I'm not kidding, they're all, they all like, we gotta, I wanna go. They're like, can you get me the fucking, I'm like, yeah, I'll try to, what about, everybody's hyped about Skankfest. Every time on a SDR show,

every time a SDR show, when we bring up a Skankfest, like Skankfest right on the corner, every porn star goes, I wanna do that. What's that, and I go, it's comedy fest, fully go, ow. I know that's why I really get shine, but you could you could go to skankfest too. You're always a skankfest.

You can come walk around. So you do like a show girl. So you go into skankfest. Yeah. And he's going. Yeah. And you're going to do songs to go. And then you just go back out on the road. I think we have like we're going to stay in Vegas for Monday. And then we're going to fly out Tuesday to the next gig. He's awesome, man. Oh, me one.

It was a hang Monday. I was hoping. Yeah. I guess I'm not involved in that. No, you're for sure. I didn't make you both made eye contact with each other. I assume you're flying out Monday. I do.

My fucking boots are in cement that bleed bonfire. Um, whatever you do, I do. From now on. Then you're staying an extra day in Vegas. I can't. Yeah, I have a lot of stuff. I have like a WD on Mondays. Yeah.

I'm going to do a bone to pick on two. No, but dude, I'm with you. We have to take a break. We got to take a break. Uh, we got Josh at a Meyer's I'm with you. We have to take a break. We got to take a break. We got Josh and I'm Irish hanging out with him. You guys, I was gonna give him his intro. His outro. I mean, I got three more episodes of the idol.

I have to watch. I'll come back with the thing. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna pry tear through him the night. I hate it. If you get to talk about the idol, I get to talk about seal team episodes. We've talked about seal team.

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