The Boyscast with Ryan Long - We Respond to the Viral 'Hotwifing' Article, Indian Comedy Riots & White House Posting Memes

Episode Date: April 4, 2025

Cucking rebranded as “Hotwifing” for marketing purposes, the bizarre Ghibli meme from the white house, and a riot in a Mumbai comedy club SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% & a FREE gift HIMS - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized ED treatments AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use promo code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: [e-mail]    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters: 00:00 - The REAL reason Millennials can’t afford homes 01:01 - Intro 01:25 - April fools sucks 03:49 - Tampa Gay 05:22 - 23 & Me goes belly up 11:14 - Danny gets weird followers 13:11 - Girls protesting big banks 14:39 - Dr. Phil was the catalyst that started the downfall 18:10 - Mumbai Comedy Club fracas 26:37 - The latest new trend - Hotwifing 30:58 - AD - HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% & a FREE gift 32:57 - AD - HIMS - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized ED treatments 34:54 - Adolescence is getting out of control / hotwifing cont’d 41:10 - Big Willie’s comeback 43:27 - Jersey police accuse police cheif of pooping on floor, other infractions 47:45 - Deportations / Ghibli meme 1:00:19 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:02:22 - AD - Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use promo code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off 1:04:23 - Group chat / Boyscast predicted it 1:13:42 - Blue Jays fan ejected from game for political attire 1:16:11 - UK Bans samurai swords 1:19:10 - Adult entertainer wore the wrong hat 1:20:06 - El Salvadore dungeon 1:24:17 - Liberation Day 1:28:15 - Scientists find out men are attracted to breasts 1:31:47 - Anorgasmia 1:33:06 - Polyamorous kidnappers 1:36:42 - Wrap up

Multiple articles have stated the reason millennials can't buy homes is they're spending too much money on concert tickets, with the CEO of Blackstone agreeing that he would have never been able to purchase their 350,000 plus homes had it not been for his decision against splurging on tickets to Billy Joel's farewell tour. When asked to elaborate, he said, Look, we would all have loved to see Billy Joel belt out Piano Man at MSG last year, but tickets for the lower bowl were like $500 a pop. So instead, we had the financial discipline to quietly buy every two-bedroom home in the tri-state area. He continued, not to mention the multi-million dollar lobbying efforts. Those weren't free,

you know. Sure, we didn't get to see Chris Brown's Breezy Bowl XX Stadium Tour, but we were able to use that money to hire Senator Chuck Schumer's son-in-law to lobby for infrastructure investments. At this point, the company's CTO interjected, Obviously I know nostalgia is all the rage with you millennials, but you know what's more nostalgic than a Blink-182 concert? Buying every multi-family house in your childhood neighborhood and raising the rent on your high school bully and his fat wife. The Boys!

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Experience the Boys Cast The Boys Cast In the Boys Cast, it's already the first podcast exclusively for the boys. People already know what it is. There's no April Fools. Buddy, I've had enough of fucking April Fools. I'll tell you that much. It literally makes social media unusable.

It's ridiculous. I was trying to do research for this podcast every fucking second. I was just getting got right and left. It's ridiculous. You're trying to get articles. The internet's already one big fucking April Fool's. It's just like, oh, my friend had a kid. Oh, no, he didn't.

It's like, Warren Buffett buys stocks of Tesla. You're like, oh, that's interesting. Gotcha. Yeah, business insider. Gotcha. You go, thanks. Dude, every fucking thing was just like one after another. Like, gotcha.

It was like, oh, half price off our shirts. Okay, man. Well, gotcha. Double price shirts. What is it? Can I just get a shirt? I was actually getting real sick of it when I was doing fucking research for the podcast. I had about enough of the whole thing.

Dude, I literally logged into Twitter in the morning. Carlos Mencia's on Joe Rogan. Yeah, I know. That got me for a second. I was like, oh, I guess they're finally, oh, you got me. Got me. You can pull it up. I am a bit of an April fool.

Exactly. Danny Polshuk lost weight. Okay, there we go. Got me. It's all just mirrors. Someone came up to me. One of those guys in Tampa, was it? Oh, that's what it was.

Someone came up to me. These girls that came to my show. Yeah. And they were like, dude, I fucking couldn't believe that. I told Danny this when I saw him in Tampaa i couldn't believe that he wasn't fat i thought he was so fat because yeah things like i kind of said if he was super fat i probably wouldn't be joking yeah sure yeah yeah i can tell like four hundo if you were like a crazy fat guy bro you're making jokes right and left

you're like on your deathbed people are people like see me in person like what the hell yeah they're also i get it we we get it a lot you probably get it too but people are like i always say you were shorter not at all i don't know why everybody got that i don't know why everybody says that because i thought you were like five two the reason is because they think i'm short and they think you're a little smaller than me. I don't get it. I do actually get it. I think my face doesn't...

You have a short guy face? I have short guy features. I don't have big features. Normally guys that are like my height have big ears and a big nose and shit. Like my brother, he looks like a tall guy. Yeah, your brother's a bit of a clod. Exactly. Just a big boy, right?

Like Viking things. Yeah, he's got big hands. I guess that's what it is. But I've had about enough of April Fools. I also got caught in fucking Tampa Gay Parade. I stayed for an extra day. Yeah, that's an excuse we all get, Ryan. What's this going on here?

Glory Hole? What's that taste like? I took one raw... I was smelling, sniffing this Glory Hole thing to see what was going on. I'm just trying to have a cold one. Next thing you know, I'm on top of this float, swinging my fucking codpiece. I'm swinging my sweater around.

And yes, fine, whatever. Tampa has gay parades? It was the gay weekend that I was there. I didn't actually get caught in the actual parade, but the whole city got overtaken by these people. I thought they were against that. Every place. No.

I thought that goes against the ethos of Florida. No, they probably go extra hard because they're just like rubbing DeSantis. Take this fucking DeSantis. You don't want us to say gay? How about this? How about we all wear jock straps and nothing else? Take this.

Everywhere you went, you go to a place where a guy would be playing like a song on acoustic guitar that normally would have been like, you'll have to excuse me. I'm not at my best. And today he was just like, a bucket of cum.

Slurp it up, drink it. Bucket of cum. And he'd have pride flags everywhere. Yeah. All right. They do it early. I guess it's warm there all the time it did take over they don't need to wait till like june july like toronto and stuff exactly right yeah they just they get it out of the way early well tampa bay there i'm in salt lake and denver next weekend i'll probably see you guys there you know what it is vancouver i'll tell you what i see this uh dna is going bank uh 23 million 23 million goes bankrupt that was

a perfect example i was like i actually had to double check it because i was like that seems exactly the type of stuff that would be on this that was a few days before the april fools though thankfully you look at the date on that and you go that'd be annoying if people start doing early april fools people are really enjoying march 30th. I've never seen anyone, I've never seen people so smitten on the internet. I hate it. Yeah. I mean, the worst is everybody's just like, oh, this is funny.

I have AIDS. April fools. Don't have AIDS. Do you think that 23andMe is going bankrupt because the diversity stuff's kind of wrapping up? I don't know. I mean, it's so hard to tell because it can't it can easily just be one of those like tech things where they go yeah we lost five hundred dollars

every single no every single time someone submitted their stuff to us that was a five we were just waiting till we found something to do with this dna we never did we'll figure like we'll use the dn the sequencing we were hoping that we were going to find like a really rich gay guy that was just going to buy all the dna exactly or like or like you know the sequencing would have a value that we didn't quite understand right now and then we'd unlock it and it's crazy because the youtube uh ceo's sister was the one the founder really yeah susan was jokesowski or whatever her name is that's her sister started 23andme huh bunch of scammers well that is possible so maybe they've just good news for serial killers though yeah yeah yeah by the way if you're getting mad they keep saying if you got your dna in there

that's what you're probably gonna say right well if you got well the thing and no the crazy thing is not even if you got your dna in there it's like they're finding cold case like 50 year old cold cases where they had dna from like a murder like in the 70s and they go we had a little dna before they even had dna technology and then they go and every cold case now is they just have they go and they match it to the entire database and they go oh we found a hit they go that person's related to the killer and then they work from there and it's pretty easy to figure i told you i watched cold case files and every ninth cold case file was like no i'm sorry not every ninth one like well this specific one is not as common but basically they're just like you know we had the we had the dna and then uh we checked it to the local database and then you know 40 years later

we open it up we decided we might as well check it to the federal database it was like why didn't you do that then and they're just like oh you know we didn't think about it yeah yeah they didn't think about it every cold case files is not as much of a fun business now because every right now generally the cold case is just like they tried it and they're still trying to make it into a tv show so all of this stuff is like you know we went back and interviewed this guy and then we checked the dna yeah i don't know why we don't we got a ding bad tv if you check the dna first it's kind of a short show they always open the case back up and then they start bopping around they should go talk to some of the old people and lo and behold the dna matches someone but if you're done it's usually the original suspect i know i know it's

always it's just the brother yeah it turns out the husband's boyfriend the husband with no alibi was the guy the dna proved it yeah what are the odds but yeah if you have uh your data in 23 and me you can request them to delete it because they're about their their final uh move is going to be to sell 15 million people's genetic sequencing for like some lump sum that doesn't seem like something that would go to the wrong hands yeah it would go to your character that checks what jews are oh yeah he goes i've acquired the list that would be a huge acquisition i mean i don't think he's got the budget for it it's gonna be i don't know what that goes for but you gotta figure it's gotta be at least 20 a piece or something that's i mean

yeah that right there is what the aryan brotherhood acquired it 300 million dollars i mean it's gonna be in a big acquisition the aryan brotherhood has acquired dna yeah it's like the aryan brotherhood's ringing the bell at the new york stock exchange today after they acquired 15 million genetic sequences schillinger yeah yeah so uh that is an interesting one because i mean one i i guess yeah that's just not a viable business model or the people or it's one of those things where the people who wanted to do it did it and then everybody's like okay well i did it like all the boomers that's what i thought all the boomers who want their family trees like my mom who wants to do it that

hasn't yet yeah like my mom is like jazzed about it she like doesn't she goes look i found like a cousin in fucking 1744 and some if you are old that's a fun thing to spend a week on. Yeah, it is. My mom's got a whole family tree going back hundreds of years. Starring David's everywhere. It's all just my list. Just all Jews stars on everybody. I actually thought it was funny that you posted in your video that you pointed out the Jews and things.

You were getting people yelling at you both sides. Oh, dude, it's crazy. You posted some pretty funny ones on Twitter. I get DMs from people being like, I love your work. They go, hey, if you're into this stuff, if you're into it. Because every time, it's so crazy. Every time I repost it, it just goes like super viral. Every single time.

Oh, really? So yeah, you posted, I'm the guy who finds Jews and things. And then basically a guy messaged you with a with a recommendation of some things yeah yeah yeah yeah one of the guys goes yo if you're into this kind of stuff he goes i have some stuff you should look into because you could be doing some solid and then a jew messaged you that was mad yeah jew who's like he's like he's like fat joe's like assistant or something that's why i got back to him because i looked at his profile he had all those followers and he's like he's like fat joe's boy fat joe's assistant wasn't happy with you no he was not happy he was like giving it to me is he kind of like a gangster jewish guy he's like he looks

like he's like dominican or something but he's like i don't know maybe he's dominican rubbed him the wrong way but he was not happy or he's just like one of those christian zionist guys i have no idea but he was like really not happy and And then I DM'd him back. I was like, hey, is it just a joke? And he goes, oh, okay. Joke's on me, I guess. Lean back. He's got the terror squad chain and everything. He's really into it. That's so funny.

Dude, the funniest thing is because I reposted it on Instagram, and I got like 15,000 followers from just reposting it like one time. Oh, wow. i got like 15 000 followers from just reposting it like one time oh wow but like you see all the follows and it's like mahmoud muhammad i go they're not gonna like the next stuff coming here's the thing they're following this because they think it's all real yeah it's like all these arab dudes and they go you're not gonna like the follow-up to this i'm telling you like that's like my wife was like oh my god you got so many new followers i go they're temporary i don't think they're sticking around they're not buying tickets to shows they're

gonna be like oh what's this next thing what the hell caliphate 45 you fell off like so many like palestine flags in bio i go you guys are not gonna like this and all these angry jews that's the thing i mean i've been reflecting on this a lot tro these angry Jews. That's the thing. I mean, I've been reflecting on this a lot. Trolling. Not good business. It's not good for business. You capture 20% of people

in the middle who know what's going on. Literally 40% of people on either side hate you. I do enjoy it. It's in my subversive nature. Yeah. Genetically, but...

You do it for the love of the game. I yeah genetically but you do it for the love of the game i do i really do it for the love of the game because the more i like analyze that i go this is not good this is not helping me that shit boy do i love doing i love that people are imagining you like uh hey goldman sachs do that yeah do those yeah dude i got those are the ones i posted like i have all sorts of other ones being like fucking fucking people are like, you're a fucking asshole. You got Jews and being upset. And then also, the Jews don't get it.

You're not just fighting with the Jews and the Arabs because you're also fighting with the social media platforms too. Yeah. Which I guess that's, it's still the two sides. Yeah.

That's true. You're also fighting with the payment processors. I'm fighting with everybody. There's very few people who get it. You know what I was thinking? You know how a lot of girls... It started at Wall Street

where there are protests in big banks and Goldman Sachs and all these sort of things. And it was just like... If you think about it, all the girls that are just protesting against big banks, it was like,

okay, we'll stop putting money on high-interest credit cards. You say you hate them, but then you give them an extra 20 bucks a month well this is a chicken and the egg thing i think they hate them because they're buying stuff on high interest credit cards if okay when you see a girl take 20 at an atm at a time yeah and you're just like five dollar fee imagine i told you this danny i'm like i fucking hate that guy and you go Danny. I'm like, I fucking hate that guy. And you go, which guy? I'm like, he's my immortal enemy. And then you go, every time you saw me walk by him, I gave him 20 bucks. Oh, well, that's why.

Because I can't help but giving him $20. If you really want to punish the big banks, pay your interest off on time. And then you don't have to. Or don't use them at all. Just go fucking shoebox under the bed. Right. Then you don't really stick it to them yeah yeah

go like fucking you know some person who escaped like a Soviet country who has distrust for the entire financial system I'm just saying you're giving mixed signals

when you're saying I love the bank and then you give them 10% of your salary for no reason I agree I agree overdraft charges

all that shit overdraft charges and because you don't want to apply for overdraft then you just get hit on it I know I know just because you go I'll never do it

you go you do it 10 times a month often often just make a call when i see someone take 20 out of an atm i want to fucking punch them out i know i know it's it's they go that's all i need i go for what i mean that's all you need you'll be back they're always i have a theory that dr phil was the catalyst of everything falling apart because you know we're talking about in the intro obviously we did the thing where they're like millennials can't buy houses yeah then boomers just have bad advice but the it is if you actually want to pinpoint it down there was a probably you know forever the advice was just like you know you

don't want to be like a troublemaker and all that sort of stuff and then they go you know the thing is you go to school and you go to this, and then you buy your house, and that's how you do life, right? And if you do it wrong, if you go against the grain and you start causing too much trouble, you have to go on Dr. Phil and you get a talking to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dr. Phil's going to.

That was the system. Your mom brings you on Dr. Phil and you get a talking to. Sure. And then, at some point, it's switched, where the people that go on and get a talking to. Sure. And then at some point it's switched where the people that go on and get a talking to by Dr. Phil all become multi-millionaires and the people who listen to their parents and went to university are sitting there with a bachelor's degree watching Dr. Phil. Yeah. And you go we're living in topsy-turvy world. I know. And I think that is the if you actually pinpoint it the moment that the bad

people on dr phil that were going to get their talking to sure actually were becoming rich and the people that weren't getting their talking to system wasn't working out you go this is where we're breaking down it's kind of like dr phil was like like uh kind of uh well almost like kind of like how kill tony is now a bit where like you know it became me like you know i'm like some you know i have cerebral palsy and i can't speak and it's hard to do comedy and you go yeah there's a whole new outlet for this where you can get rich yeah yeah like it became a thing dr phil became an outlet for winners where yeah we were trying to like i'm trying to get on dr phil like before you're like oh my god no it became dragging me to dr this is get this is like a scheme now yeah it's a scheme

yeah it became a scheme kind of like And the old scheme didn't work anymore. No, the old schemes are falling apart. So I think Dr. Phil, probably my favorite thing about all those is when, if you ever watch

the old things, because they like to have culpable deniability, right? These guys still like to think they were good guys, Jerry Springer and Dr. Phil. They're like, you know,

they would have their message at the end. Like, there's nothing funny about racism, right? But then they would go... There's 10 guys in a clan outfit all right and they never get any of the smart ones they always get the ones who are just like kind of really like the stereotypical ones you go there's nothing you go this is pretty funny i'm not gonna lie but then they would get the audience would get

to do questions right if you remember that so dr phil would go around the audience and give the mark and the audience would take the mic and they'd go, what's your question? I just want to, my question for you two fat cows right there. What are the two fat whores on the right? You so fat,

how do you even fit in the bed? And everyone goes, oh, and then he goes, and then Jerry has to act like he didn't like it. Come on. The next one, that was the whole system,

right? And I think when that started breaking down, I think that was when society's fabric started breaking down that gives you the situation where you have now, wherever all the people that didn't go on, Dr. Phil, they went and did their bachelor's degree, they became protesters, they're protesting the bank, while at the same time giving the bank money

in the form of $3.50 payments every time they take $20 out of an ATM. Yeah, they're protesting tesla now even though they were green energy people holding a fucking 30 apr interest rate and just letting it rain on fucking goldman yeah yeah goldman sachs is goldman sachs stays winning that's the moral of every story every time they just the fucking great financial crisis everything is just they stay winning you're out here protesting but at the same time you're giving them free loans yeah yeah yeah for minimal interest in return so i think that's what that's when the society fell apart we've been following the mumbai comedy story

mumbai comedy wild shit going on in india well they're experiencing like you know our friend raffi yeah so my buddy raffi bastos he was one the, he actually went on Rogan like back in the day, like when kind of like when OG stuff, people started getting canceled. He was in Brazil. He's like a big celebrity there. And he basically did a joke that he got like the human rights tribunal stuff, but he was getting like sued and by the government and all this sort of stuff. Like couldn't go outside. Cause like, you don't know who's gonna fuck you up yeah like real proper like you know because they're

trying to figure out like what happens here like do we throw people in jail and if you actually break it down like stand-up comedy as it exists it is insane to think about from first principles where you're just like you know india you're just like in tv in india they're like yeah some girl goes on stage and talks about how she was got fucked last night and everyone's like what yeah yeah of course and when you go yeah people pay to see it and they serve you food and then like some woman goes on stage and talks about sucking dick and you're just like no she doesn't no she doesn't we're not doing this no no we are better than that you go well you're better than that for now and then they're like and then on top of that, we're like, yeah, we'll give her.

And then she goes on stage and then a guy will come on stage and then he trashes you, the president. And you're like, no. Yeah, no shit. And he talks about how the laws should change. And you just go. And also he's going to make fun of religion. And everyone's like, no, he's not. No, he's not making fun of anything.

Just do the white accent. That's all we want. yeah yeah so i hi hello it's all they want yeah yeah i mean you know like like you know right-wing people here they complain they're like oh we're important the third world and they're importing our culture so it's like right you know they're importing our culture they don't like it we're importing them they don't like it nobody's winning yeah and it's like it's such a normal thing where you're just like yeah people get to go on stage and then they try to make you laugh and they say all this stuff and they're just like what the like if you never heard of that before you're like huh yeah they are honestly you are watching it because because you know this like

western stand-up comedy is still relatively new in india so it's almost like it's new and everywhere it's new everywhere but i'm saying you're almost watching them go through like they're at like the lenny bruce stage in india like they're in the 60s basically and there might be even a little before that or maybe even before that but they're like way lagging behind where they have to like it's almost like this natural thing that they have to go through. Take my wife. Please. Take my wife, throw a rock at her, please.

Stone her to death, please. She insulted me. Take my wife, give me a cow, please. I would like a cow in return. Me and my wife got, me and my wife got stoned last night. Different type of stone. Me and my wife got stoned last night. I of stone my way and my wife gets done tonight last night i drink lots of i drink so much i just smoked so much weed she did not her head's caved in so she's at the hospital

now yeah man that's been my time that's been my time yeah i's been my time. Yeah, I mean, they're going through it, man. It's crazy to watch, but the crowds there are incensed. So these guys come in. Yeah, give them the backstory here. What happened? The party supporter tore apart the Habitat Comedy Club after Kunal Kamra's satirical song about a top minister. So this is guitar comedy. Guitar comedy.

Guitar comedy. They're tearing the place down. So it's like the bad boy guitar comedy. The bad boy guitar comedy who's just like shitting on a local politician. It's like imagine everyone stormed the place because of Bo Burnham's fucking... Yeah, Bo Burnham's just like talking shit about Gavin Newsom or something. Well, that's the thing. It wasn't even the top guy.

They said it was like a governor of a province. Yeah, yeah. It was his second in command. So it would be like Gavin Newsom's right-hand man. Someone went hard. Damn, man. It literally looked like if you ever watched those. Someone went crazy hard on J.D. Vance's assistant.

They're throwing chairs and everything. A fucking mob comes in, tearing the place limb from limb. Yeah, it looks like one of those amateur wrestling events. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Not happy cameras. They're tossing chairs and they're like, we'll be back. I mean, we had the thing.

Yeah, yeah. The guy got, did he get killed? We covered this recently. A comic like. No, they beat the shit out of him. Oh, they beat the shit out of him. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like, dude, that's the thing.

It's like, you know, comedians here kind of are like, oh, this is dangerous. You know, they're like, you know, like you do like the, like for the last five years, anytime you do any sort of news thing and they ask you about comedy, you go, so is comedy like, is it hard to do? It must be really hard to do right now. And we're always just like, no. That's a big question I get when people recognize me on the plane. Yeah, all the time.

And anytime you do any sort of real news thing, they're like, so is comedy like hard to do right now with the, you know, what's going on? And you're like, no, it's like they're getting the shit beaten out of real news thing, they're like, so is comedy hard to do right now with what's going on? And you're like, no. It's like they're getting the shit beaten out of them in India, though. Get fucking hit with a chair by a gang of dudes. Yeah. Yeah. Just because you insulted some low-level politician.

State Minister Yogesh Kadam. You want to stay away from that guy. Him and the police were trying to trace Kamra and the government to investigate his phone records, look into his bank account transactions to prove whether a mastermind or political conspiracy was behind his jokes. That's the thing, so they hear him joking about this and they go, oh, this is the

Russia gang. Who funded this guitar song? Who's behind this? He goes, I don't know Who's behind this guitar comedy? Bad bang for your buck. If you are a grand conspiracy that you're funding comedians, that's a bad bang for your buck. Yeah, that's not. Guitar comic.

But the idea that they're like, I don't know. I don't know if they hold their politicians in such an esteemed regard where they can't believe a comedian would dare say something negative about a politician where they're like, who's behind this. Certainly you're just like not doing. Well, you probably looking at their patrons being like, who's,

you know, Indian King 45. Well, I'll tell you what, he makes fucking 400,000 rupees a month. He just gave you 7,000 rupees. It's crazy. It's crazy.

And a statement Monday night, karma said, so the comedian's basically saying he won't apologize as far as i know it's not against the law to poke fun at our leaders blah blah blah um but yeah you always remember how like it's interesting to to watch like the cycles have to play out i agree with you yeah they're just like they're behind they're they have these like growing pains like i always think it's funny to have to watch like uh when you watch jamaica get a taste of kind of like white uh like don't be like don't make fun of gay people stuff you know what i mean when like buju banton people were sort of not happy with him but his kill the gays song also by the way it is funny that buju

banton with his kill the Gays song, his first song was like kind of like one of his big first hits was like the love song, Love Sponge. And then his second one was Bye Bye Bati Boy. So it's like that would be the equivalent of like Michael Bolton's new, like Michael Bolton came out with When a Man Loves a Woman. And then like a couple of years later, his next big hit was Gay Bash and Queers. It's Adam and Eve, not and steve by michael bothan but yeah i always think it's funny when they they're because it's so it's like uh you know we shouldn't be publicly gay bashing no that's kind of sure whereas here

we're kind of like can you just not have your dick in my face? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, it's coming. That's the thing. Oh, he's coming. Yeah, he's coming. I mean, you let Boojoo Banton, you silence Boojoo Banton, and that's the next step. Is it possible that when I walk under the Tampa Bay eavesdrop,

can I not have a bucket of cum dumped on me? Like I'm in a kid's TV show, and I just got slimed. I mean, you should have fought harder fucking 20 years ago. We allowed this to happen. We allowed the cum to I just got slimed. I mean, you should have fought harder fucking 20 years ago. We allowed this to happen. We allowed the comedies to be just dropped off. Well,

Michael Bolton, yeah, Michael Bolton may have had his new song that he was trying to drop. Yeah, and they stopped him and now just Nickelodeon.

We're going out bashing. Yeah, that's how it goes. Well, they are, they're definitely trying to, right now, since the beginning of maybe to that well i don't know when it started people disagree but uh as far as trying to you know the eating the bugs and the cucking started yeah 10 10 12 years

well the new one that they've been trying to hit you with and probably everyone said a lot of people sent me this but you saw hot wifing is a new bizarre sex trend couples swear that it's saving their marriage they have been trying to hit you hard with fucking the hot wifing lately i mean the fact that they're making new terms for being a cuck yeah yeah which is odd because then it might not be new because cuck holding if you do cuck holding you're the cuck but then if you do hot wolding, you're the cuck. But then if you do hot wifing, you're not the hot wife. The wife is the hot wife. You're still the cuck. That's so crazy.

Yeah, your wife's getting banged by another guy, and you get called a cuck, and she gets called a hot wife. And they're generally not that hot. I'd rather do hot guy-ing. Yeah. Strong guy-ing. Strong guy-ing, I guess. I don't know.

Strong husband-ing. Yeah. What's that happen? A bunch of girls blow me. Strong husband-ing. I guy-ing, I guess. I don't know. Strong husband-ing. Yeah. What's that happen? A bunch of girls blow me. Strong husband-ing. I was reading this, actually, and I was thinking, like, is there a female equivalent of cuckolding? Like, is that a genre of anything where just chick watches her dude plow a chick? No, I think she probably would get involved.

Yeah, right. They get involved because that's better. Weird. Yeah, I don't know what's going on with this okay we're not doing but it's just interesting that there's a push for it who's pushing for it that's that's the real question man your guy might be able to figure it out some of that it's kind of like letting your friend test drive your car explained one husband named logan according to the daily mail he gets to see how it rides and then he's got to

give it back test drive my car the thing The thing has 400,000 miles on it. What are you talking about? It's not a new car. It's definitely not a new car. This thing's in the shop constantly. You don't test drive a fucking beater. This car is beat up, man. It's got cigarette stains on it.

Stretch marks. You know, you got stretch marks, cigarette stains, it stretch marks you know you know stretch marks cigarette stains a couple black eyes i'm telling you nobody's like fucking creates a sense of pride you get a little taste of what my life is like i don't know what who they think they're fooling by being like it's saving marriages yeah it's like just just be clear the guy who's nailing your wife he doesn't respect you i know yeah you're not like fucking dapping him up after oh i know they're trying to sell it like yeah you know he probably would love to after he leaves he's like

can i keep it and you're like hey buddy you only get one try they got like as if sure you're he's getting the worst end of this yeah i know i know the guy just like gets to leave and you got to deal with the wife this sucker where i get a sense of pride like the guy knows i get to do all the husbandly stuff while he just rails my wife what a cool trade it'll be really cool for him to see me with two hot guys just living my best life sienna said logan's wife so logan logan's like i thought he said it was just going to be one hot guy. Two hot guys, huh? Can I be one of the hot guys?

And also this girl's trying to sell it like it's for him. She goes, it'll be really cool for you. It'll be great for you. I mean, look, there are guys who are into this. I know two, and both of them are gay. Both. Yeah. I know two guys that... And both of them have never been in a real relationship and they're

also gay yes yeah yeah it really does make you think it's for him yes i mean it might be for him he might get off on he might want to see two dudes fucking naked and he's a bit closeted i just wanted a test driver yes oh and if you you know if you're not too tired and you want to take me for a test drive, what did you say? What? Oh, nothing. I'll just sit in the chair. Well, the pair of seasoned hot wipers are taking it for two years.

Other participating couples are just testing the waters. So I guess they're kind of there, like, how long have you been doing it for? Does it get better? Not really. Don't yeah i've been in it does it get better not really don't know why we get easier no not really no it doesn't seem to yeah although i guess there's maybe like there's a scenario where dude his wife's got so gross and he really does not want to have to smash her obviously that's fine he has the homer simpson like the glasses with the eyeballs on them so why is he doing all these the question is not so much about why is there like a few weird couples that do this stuff because of course there are yeah the question is why is it being

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Two-tier Keir Spermer. He says they're going to show it in schools. I've seen 4,000 articles this week about, like, adolescence proves the problem with young men, and you go, it's made up. They wrote a show about something and then said, see? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, that's... i'll tell you 13 year

olds not the ones i'm scared of they're trying to get trying to get you cucking they're trying to fucking take away your samurai so i mean they're trying to get you scared of children i'm trying to get you scared of children yeah boys you go you know who the most like a dangerous person is a 12 year old boy in sierra leone maybe maybe yeah they're armed when he's charging at you with a machete and old air force ones yeah but let me tell you when i walk around new york city the people who i'm not who my antenna gets up for the most for is not 12 year old boys you know what else i was sort of thinking the work from home movement yeah also probably lowers dudes t for sure think about it you're all but you're cranking it a ton i mean doesn't hire your t The work from home movement? Yeah. Also probably lowers dudes' tea. For sure.

Think about it. Well, but you're cranking it a ton. It doesn't higher your tea. You think cranking it makes your tea high? Are you under the impression? I don't know. I mean, if that was the case, you'd be fucking busting it on the door. I mean, really, you got to think that.

Cranking takes your tea down, I think. Oh, really? Yeah. What do you think all the no fab stuff's about? Incel shit? I don't't know i think cranking it i think boning uh brings the tea up but i think cranking it to porn brings the tea down maybe not once but like over yeah yeah if you're like you're really getting into it yeah i wonder about that but it must be i don't wonder it's 100 if you're a dude who has to go back to work like back to work in an office you're like i fucking crank it like three times a

day i know i've been cranking but and then you're like like do they have to set up like those breastfeeding pods at the office because they're just like yo like dude's cranking got used to cranking it three times a day so he's cranking it he's only around women because if you're how many people are just around their chick now yeah because society set up a scenario where you're just around your chick to lower your t so they're eat bugs low t which whatever if you're 40 fine but it's like the guys that are like 25 and then they're not around any other dudes because they're just around some chick they're dating yeah and maybe a baby oh i think that's set up to they're trying they want you and then not then they're hitting you with

these articles when you're sitting at home fucking low t cranking it yeah then they're hitting you with articles about how fucking boys are bad and you should get your wife fucked. It's a full-on onslaught. They're trying to make us a bunch of fucking eunuchs. I think we're too old to get hit by any of this shit, man. They're trying to focus young now. They know we're far gone, you know?

Yeah, yeah. You ain't changing us. No, but I think that that's what they're doing. So that's why they're just trying to give you... Like, they're doing it like an infomercial where they're having a bunch of guys come out being like, I've been letting my wife get fucked and I have no regrets.

Couldn't recommend it higher. Are they trying to push a website in this article? Is that what it is? Is this like a, like are they trying to be like, hey, come on this thing? I mean, dudes know that. I know what you're trying to say. You think that it might be not so sinister.

You're just like, you know what? Maybe, and there's a little bit of that because I think that the people in the article are actually porn stars right okay so it's like everyone's doing it it's saving marriages also these are porn stars yeah also we film it and sell it for money but you know it's also our livelihood but you know that's neither here nor there

yeah New York Post is so funny because it is kind of like in some ways just like a conservative like yeah it's like a conservative slash I guess a right leaning for New York yeah right leaning funny because it is kind of like, in some ways, just like a conservative. Yeah, it's like a conservative slash. I guess it's right-leaning for New York. Yeah, right-leaning slash a tabloid. Right-leaning slash also like you should get your wife back. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They just have. Yeah, they decide to. You know what it is? It's maybe like female conservative. Well, you know what? You got to respect New York Post to the degree where they go, there's not enough news for the amount of news we need to put out. So we'll just put out something. But it's not just new york post if it was i wouldn't have

brought this up it was in the daily mail there's a bunch it's one of those articles that you can't even find the source there are so many places have written articles this week about how hot wifing's the new shit i can't even trace the source of it yeah i one source was your wife but i don't know if... Everyone's been doing it. Everyone's been doing it. Should we give it a try? The 44-year-old left her position as a law enforcement. A little bit of a Megan Hall situation.

Oh, I saw this chick. Was this the chick who was in the... She was like the stripper in New York? I don't know about that, but she was... There was some Bronx cop. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who was just like a stripper. Yes.

Bronx cop was a stripper. Yeah. And then she was like doing OnlyFans and stuff. And then now she's doing porn. And she's the center of articles about how she gets banged while other guys watch. Yeah. Hey. So it's not a normal guy.

No. But they're pitching it just like any couple. It's actually pretty normal. I mean, look, if you want to be a swinger, be a swinger. I guess that's a part of it. These guys are below swingers. Yeah, they're below swingers because you've got to do some banging if you're a swinger. Dude, they are far below swingers.

The swinger, the guy's banging. This is just a fucking dude having another dude over, banging his wife, just standing there, clothes on. Just hot wife. Just holding a tissue in the corner and then there's the bull the hot wife and the cuck and the cock yeah but we're not calling him a cuck or no he is yeah he's still a cock we're just not calling it cuck holding we're calling it hot wifing i don't know what the difference is cuck holding didn't need a rebrand like nobody said you know we need to rebrand cuckolding.

Well, obviously, the cuckolding was not a word that was... When they were talking to these young boys, and they're like, okay, so we're getting rid of all the injured tape stuff, and you've watched, obviously, adolescence, and it showed how bad you are and how much trouble you're in, and you go, all right. But the good news is we have something to replace it with.

Cucking? No, no, no, no. Oh, what? You want me to be a cock? Well, first you got to get married. On the contrary. Yeah, you got to get married first. You do have to get married and then let some random dude bang your wife all the time. Now we're talking.

Yeah. So they always said we need to replace. That's why they needed Joe Rogan on the left. You can't just take away their... This is like a new version of the great replacement theory. You can't take away their bad stuff on the internet without giving them something better. So now they've come with something better.

The joys. The joys of hot wifing. Speaking of Cuck, have you seen Will Smith's tour? I told you that he's been on the scene rapping again. I saw. Yeah, I know he's bad. It's very hip-hop, hip-hop, hip-hop. I watched like 10 seconds of his freestyle.

He has a lot of freestyle. His freestyling. They're so funny. It's all I could watch. They're so funny. Yeah. It's all like, they want to stop me, but I'm still on top. Everyone in the comments section is always like, I'm still going for it.

They're all calling him Unc. You don't want to get called Unc on the internet, man. Nah. But Will Smith is immune to it He's still Will Smith Yeah I mean Will Smith Ever needs any kind of pickup

He just goes to like China Where he's 1999 Will Smith I think some people Like his rap thing too But Yeah

I'm not one of them But I'll read you Some of the lyrics They did an article about it His rap career Is getting a lot of Press So

He said Who the fuck does Will Smith think he is One voice asked an article about it. His rap career is getting a lot of press. So he said, Who the fuck does Will Smith think he is? One voice asked, to which another replies, I ain't never gonna forgive him for the shit he did. I heard he won an Oscar, had to give it black. And you know they only made him do that shit because he's black.

The article continues. However, Will Smith did not return his Oscar. He said they made him return his Oscar because he's black. And he just said no? Well, no, they didn't ask him to do that. That's crazy. Make a big willy return his Oscar because he's black. And they're like, oh, they made you return your Oscar.

No, but if they did, it would be because I'm black. Because you slapped the other black guy? Yeah, I guess. It's nice that... Chris Rock's also black. It's good that DJ Jazzy Jeff has something to do again. That's true.

Jazzy Jeff was probably... I mean, he's been sitting around for 20 years just waiting for the phone to ring. Oh, he's been getting some royalties from the show. Yeah, I mean... He does fine.

Well, I'm not saying he's not making money. He's just not doing anything. Now he's back on top. Yeah, he's back. He goes, oh, man. Will Smith lyrics are all just like, I'm strong and I'm top and I'm cool

and I'm a guy. Well, good. The Academy banned him from attending the event, but he can still apply, but he just can't be at the ceremony for 10 years. Yeah, but he can still win. But he said they made him give his Oscar back and they did not. They did not do that. Some fact checking fact-checking his rap lyrics right now.

Did they will? Well, can't ever take it away from him. Well, just because we're talking about officers doing wacky stuff, five officers accused police chief of disturbing acts. This is in New Jersey, by the way, including defecating on the floor in front of a staff. So this is a real old-school guy. Yeah, this is real.

This is pre-HR. This guy's never heard of HR. He's trying to say that. How mad do you got to be that like, you're so mad about someone, you know, like not doing paperwork. Yeah. You put the evidence in the evidence locker room. You go, I'm so, I am so angry I could shit on the floor.

Yeah. You know what? I'm going to shit on the floor. Fuck it. Who cleans that up too? Is that the point? Is that the shit on the floor. You know what? I'm going to shit on the floor. Fuck it. Who cleans that up, too? Is that the point? Is that the shit on the floor? You go, fucking clean this up.

It's a good question. Yeah. There's a big... You can't clean up your own shit on the floor after you shit on the floor to make a point. Like, you can't just be like, oh! Let me go grab a mop. Ari cleaned up his shit when he did that. Oh, that's the proper thing to do but i already wasn't

trying to make a point i was doing comedy i guess comedy this guy says he was being funny a little bit too so there's a there i was just joking he was he was sort of saying like that's how well there's a lot there's a lot going on at the same time because he made some new rules and apparently all these accusations came at him and they it seems like he was kind of like a hard-nosed prankster. Yeah. There was one video, they posted a photo of him and he was shaving his arms on the guy's desk. This guy's just like from a bygone era.

He was bullying people. You know, he goes, this is what we used to do. Come on, guys. He's like, I got my arms shaved. When I was growing up, I got my desk shit on too that's day one of initiation yeah like that's just day one of initiation it's just like hockey shit where you go yeah this is what we do right you were the last person to come back from patrol on time and you didn't you didn't get your parking quota so you come back and the guy drops a deuce on your

desk yeah yeah or like a bucket of paint falls from the doorframe on your head bucket of paint on the doorframe just all the fun, but this guy's probably like, that was the deal. I went through all of this stuff so that I could one day do this to the new guys. Yeah, I know. And they go, no. They're shutting the toilet behind him. Closing the toilet behind him.

That's too bad. I know. And he's sort of coming at it from these new officers. They're soft. They're offended by everything. You're shitting on the floor. You're still at work well the photos show him shaving his arms on the desk uh he says you can't take a joke if you can't take it get out retire get lost i don't like this guy i like this guy the five officers claim that he defecated on the floor he sent sex toys to their house. Yeah.

Perfect example of that. The sex toys to the house sounds awful, but it's like sending a dildo to an officer he's calling a female. Yeah. You can see that not being that crazy. That's, you know. They're used to, but cops probably were used to pretty treating it like they're in the army.

Yeah. I mean, you see girls do that where they'll go on a vacation with their girlfriends or whatever, and they'll slip a dildo in the bag so that when like tsa has to open it up there's just like a giant fucking dilly is that a thing people do yeah it's a funny gag i've never heard of that yeah i've seen on like you know you see it on social media or whatever or some girls like you know they're going through a huge dildo in the bag and the friends are all laughing it's funny funny bit that's a funny bit i guess yeah but the shit on the floor is crossing a line, I think.

Right. I think that's where he messed up because otherwise all the other stuff he would be like joking. But I think the dildo stuff, he'd be in some hot water too, man. It's not 1994 anymore. No, no, no. You can't do that stuff. This is a hard-nosed Jersey cop, man.

We're talking Donnie Wahlberg. Yeah. I mean, he's old school. I know. He's old school. He'd probably fucking, you know. But I'm going to be following that one because I want to see what happens. I think we know what's going to happen.

This ain't ending well for him. You think he's gone? Well, he's sort of, the only thing they have him dead to rights on is the hair on the arms. Hair on the arms. Everything else he's culpable of denial of the idea. Yeah, he goes, I didn't shit on the floor. He didn't see fucking nothing. Which probably kills him inside because he's like, that was the funniest thing I did.

Funniest prank ever. I can't even get my credit. I've ever done it and I can't even admit i did it i can't even i have to be like did you shit on the floor he goes of course not that's crazy who would do that who would do that i would never do that there's a perp a perp because we brought in a perp he shit on the floor yeah we brought in a prayer and then i pretended like i was shitting on the floor i thought that was funny i thought that was and i go no you i saw you shit on the floor you're incorrect um let's do two seconds about uh all this stuff that's going on with uh well there's probably five things the deportations

trump cartoon picture we didn't even mention the group chats last week there's a lot going on there's a lot yeah there's a lot going on. I'll tell you what, because you were saying that the deportations were actually not lower right now. And it's funny. You know what? I'll say this. They actually did release yesterday, I believe, their numbers.

And they are actually higher. They're a little bit higher. But I also thought it was funny, but the big part is the judges. I thought it was funny that... Well, no, their border crossings,ings they're saying the border crossings are down i never said they weren't done those are like i mean it is amazing that you know biden and was kind of like you know there's nothing we can do about this it's just like and you know trump literally just snapped his fingers and it just like went to zero right yeah well to me that it was funny because i talked to two different people i talked to a lib and a conservative and at the same thing and i asked their opinion on it and both of them i just

thought it was an interesting thing where both of them were saying the numbers were juked down like you know what i mean it's funny like you're talking to a liberal and you're just like yeah apparently the border that the border uh the deportations aren't that much higher and he goes they're way higher no that's that and then you talk to a conservative they go no they're way like oh yeah they're both arguing it's kind of funny it's like they're both arguing that it's being lied about yeah yeah which i mean i'm sure look it's just a funny the biden administration definitely was fudging all sorts of numbers on the economy all that shit and you know they might be playing you know it's similar to like a business where you go yeah we kind of like move some stuff around we're like kind of

not lying but we're like we're being misleading numbers are you know statistics lie what's the quote I don't remember something like

you can make statistics lie or something something about statistics and lying yeah statistics are lies some sort of quote yeah something like that

it's a quote look it up guys remember that one where they go girls they're just a meme it's like day in life of a girl wake up lie accurate accurate but i always thought the one thing is because of the cartoon picture they did where they're in the white house basically posted the studio what is it it, Ghibli? I'm too old. Is that how you pronounce it?

I'll tell you what, I feel like the fucking cop when I see this Ghibli business. I'm getting too old for this shit. Fucking Ghibli gook over here. I see this Ghibli gook. I know. I mean, I've never been to anime. No, basically, you can put a photo. I've never been to anime.

I think you can put a photo on a chat, and it was like some unit, it was like some thing of chat GPT where it became a trend. I don't know how it became a trend. It's not particularly interesting to me. No. Oh no oh yeah you can make a cartoon or something you're like yeah you can be 15 000 apps will make a cartoon hey look you can make uh this is the simpsons i don't get it don't care yes don't care i mean i think a lot of people are in uh i think a lot of people are in anime it is anime right is that the genre i guess or whatever and then they're like, to me, the, what it was,

and then they're like, oh, it's so cool. How chapter, well, they have, they obviously have like some funny people like, or like,

uh, people that are supposed to be funny doing the white house tweeting. Yeah. And apparently the, someone has said it was like one of the, our buddies said that it was a guy that they like, it was, they find guys that like ran these big, like meme,

conservative meme accounts. And they're like, want to be like the white house tweeter. Yeah to me it felt a little open mic like to me that felt like the type of thing you know there's like a decorum involved when you're like the white house that we are just used no girl i've ever met is gonna probably like that but well that's it so for context there was this girl this like fat hispanic chick who got uh deported due to a fentanyl trafficking conviction not a sympathetic figure whatsoever right right and then there's a photo of her like crying as she's getting like detained by ice and like deported and then they made like the meme of

her the studio ghibli thing or whatever meme but it just looks like a sweet old hispanic lady in cuffs and you're like if you don't get the context which like i didn't like i go i don't know what this is a reference to until i go into the comments so then people just see that picture and they just go oh you guys are monsters yeah and it and it reminded but that's why i'm come i see it as a comedy thing because it reminded me of a person doing like a joke that they can intellectualize like no she isn't sympathy she's actually bad and you're like well the audience thought you were the asshole in this scenario yeah they don't know that they don't know the context and then you go

the guy at the back of the room's laughing and you're like yeah he wants you to tear this place down like you know what i mean and he's just like you just don't get me and they're like oh well the audience is all libs like it felt like a comedian that like couldn't pull off the joke where you're just like yeah the if the context was all off yeah yeah just you know just just oh own the miss here i guess i don't know like it's just you know it's probably just not what the white house i think i think what happens when you feel like you're winning you get a little cocky yeah i mean look there's just like tweet stats and stuff that's what the way i start thinking You're killing so hard on stage You fuck it

I'll drop the N word You start You start thinking You can Been there You start thinking You can call girls You know what I mean

Yeah yeah You're killing hard enough You're specifically referencing J.J. Lieberman right now You're killing hard enough That's when he was killing I told you He called the girl a pig

In the front row And then just literally Everyone's like What the fuck He's calling his wife a pig you know i call every woman pigs but we don't exactly this is exactly the point they go we don't know that though yeah you're not fucking jeff dunham like we don't know your catchphrases dude see exactly what i'm saying where they're just like no you don't understand this girl's

really bad and she did fentanyl and you're just like well that wasn't really illustrating your thing and they're like well that's the you're just like okay just also the photo like softened the whole thing like yeah you know it was very this like cutesy kind of thing so it just made you you just see it and go oh this is sad it's like it literally looked like a 60 year old cleaning lady getting arrested and deported or crying crying no one it's also like this is one thing you realize about like just uh no matter how you want to slice it it's kind of like dudes that um like are trying to say you know some girl's in the wrong but the girl starts crying and everyone's on her side and you're just like yeah that's like how humans are wired yeah when they see a woman crying they take

her side and you're just like you could you could say well humans are wired wrong yeah yeah exactly it's like i got news for you she was a fenced all traffic right now that's a great point great point but someone's gonna think they can save her dude there's no scenario well not no scenario maybe if they cry if the girl's on like the internet and she cries enough people might get sick of it but like when a girl starts crying no matter how you want to slice it most women and probably half of guys immediately feel like they oh and now i have to feel sorry for her of course yeah yeah it's a it's a devious deceptive trick women do how did yeah why did god do that i don't know my wife gets two cries a year that's it i take two of them

seriously and that's it after that i go this is just for show pick your spots and if yours are crying but unfortunately you have uh reached your crying allotment for this fiscal year i'll be in the office yeah but i think that even then it's not even just from a from a logic standpoint obviously with enough logic like if a girl's in the courtroom she starts crying after eight hours of crying everyone's like okay but the first thing just hits everyone man now i will say everyone knows if you can get a girl crying on the stand that's going to help your case of course of course and i will say because like and i said it last week like part take the edge off with some cartooning part of the trump deportation strategy which i think is effective and is likely part of their

strategy is they want to like cause a lot of like fear that people like they want to think that you are even more likely to get deported if you're here illegally we're gonna laugh at you then you might actually be right so then people are like you know what i'm just gonna go back fuck this yeah right there you go i don't like they're gonna get me regardless so i might as well just go back and not have to go to like el salvadorian prison or louisiana some for-profit prison or whatever so maybe like they're like yeah we want to make them think like we really are like bad people who don't give a fuck and we're gonna get you we they want they're sort of want you to think we're loco yeah we're loco yeah yeah like we're just crazy fucking like we're gonna deport you and make a meme out of it like this

is how we're not yeah we're not like this is not biden so get out so if that's if that's the argument but but even still if you're trying to present the case that you're like we're fucking loco i feel like we like the you're not gonna see ms-13s it's actually loco they don't put cartoons out of them but we did i feel like it makes you seem less local that you're putting like cute cartoon yeah and our buddy who like knows people in the White House basically was like, yeah, a lot of people weren't happy with it. There's inner turmoil. Yeah, because a lot of people are like, yeah.

Well, the one guy that does the meme accounts, like, I'm an artist. Yeah, I'm an artist. Oh, sorry. Too edgy for you? Dude, he's in the White House. They don't get me. He's in the White House office.

He's got the two fucking birds up. They don't get me. He's in the White House office. He's got the two fucking curtains up. They don't get me. All right. He goes, we're posting this so you can take my resignation. It is so funny that at the White House, there are just some meme departments and big fights about which memes are too edgy. Hey, man.

I mean, a meme will do way more numbers than any sort of just standard press release. No, I understand that's what happens but it is interesting that and i think that a more talented comedian or let's not say a humorist i would say probably the right word more talented humorist would have said like no the dynamics just too off here yeah yeah yeah it just it's not it's not gonna sell here if we were if i was editing a video and something like that if someone was like cutting it for me's not it's not gonna sell here if we were if i was editing a video and something like that if someone was like cutting it for me and sent it to me i would be

just like yeah obviously delete that yeah delete that part yeah that doesn't it just like feels weird yeah i agree i mean at least like get a guy like you don't have enough like fucking ms-13 dudes do a face get a guy with face tattoos like literally if that photo was studio ghibli and a dude with ms like it just says ms13 on his face everybody gets it give him a gun hold on give him a gun yeah just everybody gets it instantly they go okay that's a good use of this the girls you got to be careful with fucking trying to make girls an unsympathetic character it's difficult and i mean the trump administration needs to be very very careful with with all this stuff because like at the end of the day even though the democrats

their polling numbers are in the dumps like they are the best at organizing and they are the best at kind of like hitting people like emotionally like that's always been the democrats kind of like best thing is they're really good at organizing like they're for sure better than than the conservatives on that front and if you rile them up you keep riling them up enough like they're gonna start like going to start getting some steam, getting some ground back. So I think the dude needs to be careful on that. Probably, yeah.

And I think it's just... But again, I will reiterate my final point. If you're hiring a comedy guy to come do comedy stuff at the White House, don't skimp. Don't be like, well, we get this meme guy for 40 grand a year. No.

No, he's gonna he's already cost you more than the extra you guys have a six trillion dollar budget pay them pay up pay the pay up for this come on hire a good funny person and then give him enough money to that he's not that he it makes sense for him i mean he probably doing for a couple years did did say on his application because i've done a few open mic nights. For sure. I fancy myself a bit of a comedian. For sure,

whoever did that fancies himself a funny man. Well, he's obviously a funny man. He got hired to be a funny guy. Funny guy for the White House. Chief jester. Chief online jester for the White House.

I think if you took 10 out of 10 of our friends that are the best at comedy and regardless of political stances, they'd be like, no, that's not the move. Yeah. Yeah. No, I agree. But again, that won't work.

Maybe they're high level strategies. They're like, yeah, but this is what we want. That's what we want. Yeah. No, I don't know if that's the case, but it might be. That's just, that's what they want. Hey, high level strategy. That'd be the bat crappy to be the comedy humorist, the humorist they get hired.

And then you find out you're like looking through the things and the pamphlets was hire the guy that's so bad at comedy yeah fucking open mic edgelord we says the n-word all the time we really want to push the boundaries you're looking through the documents and you find find out the plan was hire the least funny person you can find get people so pissed off and it's all part of your 3D chess. Wouldn't put it past them. That sucked to be the guy to find out that was the 3D chess that you... They knew how crappy you were.

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the group chat thing. It was more just, I can't believe we forgot to mention last week, that me and you have been talking forever that group chat mishaps will be the cause of World War III. And I know it didn't happen, and it's kind of smoothed over or whatever, but we have been saying that that's how World War III will get caused by a group of champions.

I mean, the crazy thing to me is that the federal government literally, you know, like we've always been told, you know, they have the, you know, whatever technology we have, there's a 20 years ahead kind of deal, you know? Who's 20 years ahead? Like the government, like the federal government, like all technology, they're like, they have way more advanced shit. They're like, they're using a free app from the App Store. Oh. Like literally

you're like, you guys are communicating on a free app? That was surprising to me too. I also thought it was, to be honest, this movie's gonna sound like a cheesy point or whatever, but like, it was honestly kind of a little cool to be like, see what the group, like, see like high level group chats. Just a bunch of boomers using emojis.

I know, but it was cool for me to be like, that's what they're doing yeah that's what they're doing yeah and they're trying to say like we were doing it's like yeah it's a bunch of boomers both in like the fist emoji fire america flag fucking bicep emoji like it's i was like i'm like i don't know i was just kind of like it was cool that you got to like uh yeah like leaked documents rule yeah yeah i mean it was i agree it was cool to kind of see the inner workings of it it was just like that's what group chat to just bomb the shit out of yemen it's fucked yeah yeah i mean they definitely should have added that guy that's that's a re-hearted yeah and i mean here's the thing they like the mike waltz or whatever definitely added him because he meant to add this guy jameson greer who was the uh the

head of uh trade or whatever the trade secretary so he meant to add the trade secretary again boomers using technology and just goes whoops fat fingered it and just added fucking jeffrey goldberg whoops and then everybody's like why why is jeffrey goldberg in his phone and then mike waltz has literally been like trying to say uh i don't know him i don't know how this happened they're trying to say like oh it was some nefarious actor and they're like you guys know each other okay like there was a photo of you to consider i mean it's literally like a fucking uh like your uncle posting a fucking group chat on his facebook uh yeah yeah no posting search search terms yeah yeah like big big boob girl and then he was just like he goes i would never have done who's

who has been getting my phone i'm but this was it? Yeah, Mark Zuckerberg's getting pulled into a congressional hearing to explain why you fucking searched big boob Latinas in your status. Whoops. I feel like there's some... White House is like one step away from someone posting a search. At the end of the day, these are just fucking regular dudes. We always think that these people in these high levels of power like these you know these super whatever and you're like no they're just regular just a guy just a bunch of guys who are just fucking running shit well that's what we used to always say like elon musk and his group

chats like all those things that like his corny jokes and his group chats like that's everyone saying you're the new onion yeah yeah i know dude oh my god elon prolific do you remember when jason gallagher went to snl and he keeps doing a press tour and elon musk keeps talking about um how he had this joke where he wanted to say that he had his cock and then they they cut away and he's holding a rooster and he was like but they didn't let me do it because it's too edgy and you're just just like, Jesus Christ. I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, oh, yeah. You think it was too edgy for SNL? Just like.

They probably were all rolling their eyes. Is Elon Musk under the impression that he invented the cock cock? I know, I know, I know. He goes, guys, I think I figured out comedy. You know that there's a rooster. They call it a cock. Hear me out. Hear me out. I know it's a little dirty. I know it's a little dirty. They call it a cock. Hear me out. Hear me out.

I know it's a little dirty. I know it's a little dirty. I know it's not PG. A little blue. But the show is on at 11.30 p.m. It's a little blue. And we're not going to show the actual penis. Here's the thing.

Oh, okay. I'm listening. Okay. We show the rooster. Oh. That's it, huh? Yeah. I love it.

And his... Yeah. But when he hit that, huh? Yeah. I love it. Yeah. But when he hit that, his group chats with that. But I would have liked if there was some. I would have liked to see if the group chats go on longer, man. I would have. Well, there was. He did release more of it. Leaks are fun to watch.

They were trying to say. Because they were trying to say, like, oh, we didn't talk about any specific stuff. And then he was the guy, the reporter from The Atlantic was getting flamed. So then he released all this other stuff. And they're like, we're hitting this thing stuff and they're like we're hitting this thing 15 minutes later we're hitting this thing and then they're like oh this is not classified information you're like i mean if the yemen people were in the chat somehow i mean listen no matter how you slice it no matter how partisan you are yeah this is if if hillary clinton and kamala harris accidentally invited tucker

carlson to their exactly like i mean if you want to be an honest person, you just put everything in the frame of like, okay, what if Joe Biden did this? What if Joe Biden accidentally added Alex Jones to his group chat? Yeah, you know, to his group chat about bombing the shit out of someone. You're like, if he did that, you know, how would you feel about it? Would you be like, mistakes happen, Joe Biden? I'd like to see the chinese group chats man that'd be nice yeah like imagine you're like high level fucking ccp group chats get leaked

oh someone someone will get killed just all boobs yeah just sending all porn gifs all porn gifs just like dicks blurred out really graphic just bukkake videos just non-stop no it's a guy it's a guy from like high up in the czp sending a video of just like a guy chained in his base like the ceo of fucking he's just sitting there like chained up and then he turned it on yeah jack jack ma with a fucking gag on zipped up in a fucking potato should i feed him today what do you think you really want some water should i get him some jack's hungry what are you thinking what are we thinking yeah so anyways i mean they're gonna be the dams will be milking this one for a while i mean similar to the hillary's emails you know do you think they do i i mean the the republicans

really do have a good strategy of just being like it's not a big deal kind of thing and you know they're just not a big deal and they just like, it's not a big deal kind of thing. And, you know, they're just not a big deal. And they just keep saying it's not a big deal. It is weird that they're trying to get Pete Hegseth fired over this. Because you're like, if anybody should be fired over this, it's Mike Waltz. Or they just find him.

Why don't they have a fall guy? They go, this is the guy who made the group chat. Yeah, Mike Waltz. It literally says Mike Waltz. Is he the guy that made it? Yeah, he's the, I think. No, but he might say it's my assistant. No, he admitted it immediately.

I'm saying... Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's politics. Have you not watched any of these White House shows? Sure. They need a fall guy. They need a fall guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But they're kind of just being like, not a big deal. Sorry, you guys stink. They're just like, you guys suck so bad. They're literally like, yeah, you guys are fucking eating it so hard right now that you're just grasping at straws. It's literally, you get popped by the girl and you're like, it's not a big deal. It's just that's the whole...

Yeah, they're playing that. You're like gaslighting. You're making such a fucking huge deal about it. It's like banging like twice. I'm with you. I love you. We have kids together. It's in 10 years I got fucking...

It's like somebody banged a stripper. Yes. Whatever. It's like I was at the strip club. I got a drunk it's just like come on you're being unreasonable yeah you're being crazy right now you're being crazy right now crazy right now what are you doing what are we doing it's like yes i and by the way i didn't even really want to it was like if anything she like pushed it and by the it's like she made me do a bunch of coke and then you know i get when i do that it's like i didn't want to I actually pushed her off me at first

It wasn't even my idea to go to the strip club It wasn't even my idea I wanted to go to the casino And you go yeah I don't know fine I guess do you want me to sleep somewhere else Like You know I could get a hotel I mean I know we share a bank account

I don't know I guess we could do that. I guess we could. Yeah, I guess we can sleep in different places. Oh, $500 a night. That would somehow make you feel better, I guess. I can go sleep at Doug's house, but Doug's the guy who brought me to the strip club, so I might wind up back at the strip club.

That'd be a shame. That'd be a shame if I banged some fucking stripper that I didn't need to. Yeah, and then I guess we're technically going to break at that it that much i don't even know if it was yeah is it cheating i don't know would that be considered cheating i don't know obviously i would have told you but like you get like this yes i'd prefer to be honest That's my first choice But it's kind of hard When you're looking I would have told you

About the leaked group chat But it's like This is how you get When I do it Mike Waltz to Caitlin Collins I would have told you But it's just like See how you're getting right now

See exactly You're proving my point You're proving my point right now Look how mad you are This is why we can't Catch you in the loop Yeah We just figured We'd deal with it internally because you get like this.

Yeah, you get like this. It's like, look, we're going to make sure it doesn't happen again. Get the media involved. Like everything has to be a whole thing with you. Yeah, yeah. You have a whole fucking network and you want to tell everybody? Like it's crazy. Yeah, it's like now it has to be everyone's business.

Like it's just. Good shit. Yeah, exactly. Also, the Blue Jays hat guy Is fucking incredible Oh yeah So the guy with the Blue Jays Went

Home opener too Yeah Not a cheap ticket Yeah you know You probably know this story Yeah the guy was at The Toronto Blue Jays Home opener

And he was wearing Home opener Home closer Home closer Looks like What looks like a MAGA hat. But it says Canada is not for sale. But obviously right now, probably walking around Toronto with a MAGA hat is probably the toughest it's ever been.

I had a guy at the airport in Tampa. This guy had a fucking MAGA hat that said Trump was right about everything. I've never seen a more, him well not never but like shredded like 350 pound bodybuilder yeah with a and then he had like a shirt with the sleeves cut off and it was tucker carlson wearing a crown and he was just walking around the airport wishing a motherfucker would this guy would say something you're in tampa everybody agrees with you man but he was like this guy and he had oh heiators on, too. He was just looking for trouble. Yeah.

But anyways, this guy got kicked. He wore the hat to the game. Canada's not for sale. And then they kicked him out because apparently the rule at the Rogers Center in Toronto is like, no political statements, period. They think it's for advertising. Yeah. And obviously, when they were kicking him out,

he's like, look, it doesn't say make America great again. And they're just like, no political statements, which is stupid. You know, like, because, I don't know, the premier wears this. But now they're on an apology tour to this guy. Yeah, well, yeah, they obviously look terrible. They've got to probably give this guy fucking 20 free tickets.

Yeah, but it's pretty funny, though. He made a whole stink. They tried to kick him out. He wouldn't leave. They got him the security to kick him out. Yeah. And he just was like, I don't want to leave.

And I mean, it's the home opener. They can go in like the second inning or something crazy. Cause he's trying to fucking make a point that most people agree with. Exactly. He was like, he was like, yeah,

the fucking, I bought a beer and the, you know, the beer guy gave me a high five and all this stuff. And then fucking dweebs of security kick him out. And like, I mean, again, if you had to sign this, it can,ada it's not for sale like if you brought in a poster board or whatever they wouldn't i wouldn't kick you out for that but they brought more people involved but

it's just funny because it turned into this like huge thing and now every politician has to apologize yeah but every politician yeah well every politician's like yeah roger center fucked up because we agree with this guy this guy's a patriot literally kicked out a patriot man that's the way they're thinking of it yeah so anyways we'll see speaking of tutu kira and patriots like that yeah do you see the samurai swords yeah banning samurai sword nerds problem solved i actually saw idris elba uh fucking doing interviews talking about how nice the butter knife dude you know things are fucking you're losing the plot when idris elba's like we should ban steak knives yeah he's like we should ban and then any knife with a pointed edge any

knife with a point and but none of them can say what's actually happening to you so it's all this one big like lie where they're just like no we'll get rid of samurai swords it's like like they can't admit like it's roadman shit that's fucking happening you know what i mean like it is not the problem is not uh well the actual samurai sword because i saw that and they were banning samurai swords i was like why are they bearing samurai swords and then it was because this indian kid and this other indian kid they were like 12 like he was like this one little indian kid was trying to like i think rob another one and mistook this random one for the kid he was trying to rob and then he just killed him with a samurai sword so then they're like we just need to you're like you've had one samurai sword incident ever and you're just banning them like this the one time

it happened which is essentially a collectible yeah it's a collectible exactly like most people have them they display them on their wall because they're fucking dorks but uh there's like it's happened one time it's crazy it's like this isn't like an epidemic where you're like hey it's not like they're lumping it in with their knife crime epidemic because they do have that but you're like this is not that no they're the only epidemic that they'll really blame on the person as they have an epidemic of uh 11 year old uh misogynist yes exactly white misogynist but uh yeah this was like i was like really this seems like you guys could have better things to deal with than just banning and they have to buy back everybody's samurai swords oh my god so they're like they have like one of those things where like do you think that he just actually

likes samurai swords and now he's just gonna be like yeah he's just like such a fucking dork where he goes i'm gonna have all the samurai swords in england i will have the greatest collection of samurai swords in all of england yeah my brother's a samurai sword guy yeah he likes him oh yeah a lot of them he's got them all over the place does he wear them no he's got them on the wall and he's got them on the wall yeah i mean they're kind of cool i think every now and then what you do is like uh you come downstairs and you just get in you go and then you put it back yeah exactly that's all you do with them i mean tim pool has one i remember and then literally he's

like do not touch that thing like that thing will fucking it's so sharp it'll slice your finger off oh really yeah yeah like it's one of those things it's so sharp, it'll slice your finger off. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. Like, it's one of those things, it's so sharp, where he's like, you could like, just touch it to your hand. Well, they like, a lot of times you buy it, they get them custom made for you.

Yeah, you can get custom made samurai swords, but not in England you can anymore. Doing the Lord's work over there. Yeah. Samurai swords and pointy knives. Seems like that guy's the king of, just like, trying to solve every problem

other than the real ones. Yeah. Yeah, you go, this is, again, this doesn't solve any problem. You go, you had one kid die of a samurai sword one time ever it's like okay i guess speaking of hats this is actually the same i forgot about this we got this from before do you remember they go i recently discovered a porn star that i really like i'm pretty eclectic consumer and it's rare

for me to discover a video uh So it's obviously a girl. Yeah. It's saying that. However, their latest upload involved a mega hat and the Trump rally was playing in the background. Their latest upload, knowing the performers politics have ruined the other videos.

This girl, this film, when she can masturbate. Yeah. She likes a dude and rubs one out. Is it a dude or a chick? My guess would be a chick. Yeah. Has to be. They don't say, but i used to say it has to be a chick yeah it seems like all all dude only fans or have uh no that might be gay guy gay guy that makes more sense gay guy

uh another gay guy's only fans yeah it's crazy they have that gay guy in fucking el salvador like gay colombian guy or venezuelan guy who got like ro gay guy in fucking el salvador that gay colombian guy or venezuelan guy who got like roped up into the el salvador prison he was gay it's like this gay hairdresser dude or whatever and he had like tattoos dude it's like honestly if you have tattoos and you're fucking hispanic in this in america right now i'd be like sweating he had like these like nothing tattoos like one of them just said like mom and dad or whatever and they just go that guy's part of ms-13 and they just fucking i was trying to get to the bottom of that one actually and i couldn't get to the bottom of gay hairdresser everyone's saying different things and no one that one i mean there are some like there's the the soccer player

and they go yeah they because he had like a fc like barcelona tattoo And they go... Because, dude, they have the list of tattoos that MS-13 people have. But some of them are... Normal. You know, remember when we were probably... You know this one. Remember the star on the elbow? Yeah, that's one of them.

The elbow star. They go, that's an MS-13 tattoo. So Warped Tour is just getting fucking choked right now. Yeah, Warped Tour, dude. If you're a Hispanic dude, Mexican guy who likes Warped Tour, they had Jumpman, Michael Jordan logo michael jordan logo or whatever that's one they go that's an ms-13 tattoo or whatever like all these things where you go i don't know if they should need more like wouldn't it be just like okay the tattoo is like cause to maybe like invest to like look at

them yeah they're they're they're doing the whole uh shoot first ask questions later right now i guess you know they are not corrected they're not none of them are u.s citizens but still they're doing the whole shoot first, ask questions later right now. I guess they are not corrected. None of them are U.S. citizens, but still, they're like, you shouldn't be deporting people if they have. I don't know if the hairdresser was here illegally or not. That's a big question. That is a big question, but it's so overkill to be sending them to the fucking El Salvadorian gulag, if you're wrong. Just deport them. Well, the problem is they can't re-correct because they could be like oh yeah we got that wrong hey you're out you know people like all the time i'm sure well that's what happens in

the normal justice system is they think you're guilty and you go to jail and then they turns out you're not you're out of jail that does happen yeah i mean that happens a lot in this country what happens a lot period but the the idea is you have to give them a trial and then they correct it. Yeah, yeah, but they don't... You're going to have, like... There's no trial because they're like... But yeah, if you're going to have punishments, like, obviously there's going to be a margin of error, but you have to also have a system.

Some sort of corrective mechanism. Yeah, corrective mechanism. Yeah, yeah, but there are... I think the whole thing is you're like, you're not American. You're not in America anymore. Not our problem. Oh, gotcha. Yeah, this is like not our problem anymore

you're like you weren't american to begin with we got you out you're in el salvador now good luck but you're like in this jail is like gay hairdresser in jail with fucking just all these ms-13 guys those jails look fucking nuts crazy yeah yeah real crazy but uh i don't know like yeah they're not gonna eat like assuming this guy had a legal they're not gonna bring in that jail man oh dude dr phil fucking you see dr phil on the street fucking nabs you him and tom oh dr phil sends me to el salvador because i got a fucking skull tattoo right i need to get some tattoo removal yeah i heard the ska guy is also two lightning

bolts that's the lips are gonna fucking take crap all lightning bolts that's white supremacist tattoo there yeah you come at you with that yeah so anyways dollar sun tattoo ms-13 loves money so they're all about so uh welcome to el salvador but that's what that's kind of what i was referencing with the like you know how much the the democrats love to organize and protest is they get enough of these things people are you know like people are kind of like still on board with it but for the most part people are really on board with the for trump's like approval they're pretty on board with the deportation stuff uh for the most part i think you just backtrack the egregious cases yeah but i don't know if they have a mechanism to do it but uh everybody's not liking the economy stuff it seems like his

approval is pretty low on the economy stuff but time will tell if you i can't i've seen different things every day but well i checked his most recent approval ratings and they they do it by like seven times approval rating very low it's the lowest it's like probably been in our everyone's approval rating just low uh no no trump's approval rating is actually pretty good but then they break it down by segments we go your approval rating on the border very high economy and like tariffs and stuff are lower but we'll see how liberation day does it was liberation days today what is the liberation day that's what trump is saying is uh all the tariffs that are going on oh this is tariff day today's tariff tariffs today yeah is the stock can't beat up right now no it's actually up oh because it was already

all factored in it may have all been baked in or i mean depends who you ask we'll see how it goes but it's uh i mean it's gonna be pretty significant i don't know how much you know prices are gonna really go up like obviously cars are saying homes will go up because you know tariffs on all the lumber that comes from canada stuff like that but if he gets rid of the income tax it'll be water under the bridge dude literally every fucking person be like you get rid of the income tax even though 65 million americans don't pay income tax but uh if he gets rid of income tax that'll that'll i think make people pretty happy oh hell yeah i mean it's every libertarian's dream like literally theoretically there are anyone that pays his dream or any i know but like libertarians would you know they talk about it everybody

roll their eyes you're like get rid of the fucking income tax and now trump's like yeah we might get rid of the income tax uh dangling the carrot yeah so there's a kid listen a couple guys got to go el salvador you know that's the kind of the yeah the libertarians are like we do not like the people going to el salvador it's not something we're too pumped about i've seen a few people like um glenn greenwald and jimmy doors of the world that have kind of their whole thing is right now uh they disagree with all the stuff they're doing all of it well i mean you can't i mean mainly they don't like i mean they're they're big Palestine guys. Yeah, they're big Palestine guys. It's mostly the Palestine stuff and the guy they got sent back.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Which I agree with them on. Yeah, yeah. They don't like all the people getting deported. Yeah. I mean, some of them, like, there was one chick who got, I think she went to Canada, actually.

I don't know if she's Canadian. She must be a Canadian citizen if she was able to go to Canada. And I'm not even saying I believe her what she said but she literally said that she went to like columbia and was trying to walk home and then like accidentally but it reminded me of the g7 remember the g7 in toronto yeah do you remember i made a video yeah i know you made a video but remember you would hear about stuff where people are like yeah i was like walking around and then they kettled us like literally like i was just like seeing what was going on and then like all these fucking toronto police just like kettled us they

they make a barrier around you and then they just arrested everyone and they're like i wasn't even there protesting like i was just actually i do remember that do you remember that people were doing like real time yeah like i knew a guy that did like a year and a half because of g7 people were yeah yeah people were like this was more like they would you'd get detained for like six hours kind of thing and there weren't people some people did real some people probably but like for the most part it would be like yeah i you'd be detained for six hours because they're trying to like clear some area but you had no idea it was about to happen like you were just kind of checking out what was going on and then just cops show up out of nowhere make a barrier around you and they arrest everybody. They just circle you, and they just arrest everybody.

So this girl is essentially saying, that's what happened. I was just walking home through the Columbia campus, didn't know. Not that I'm even believing her. Maybe she was participating in it, whatever. And then she's like, yeah. And then they just arrested me. They let me go. And then they were like, nothing happened.

Nothing came of it. And then a year later, I'm just getting deported over it. Right. Kind of thing. So again, the more they do this, the more they're going to lose some. It just seems like they need corrective mechanisms for those ones. Yeah. You don't just want mostly egregious cases.

No. Again, you don't want this. Everybody looks to America as having this constitution, which is like the greatest document and the most freedom never forget about the people in the middle when you're winning exactly those people will happily move around or even they'll just check out

and then you're they're not actively against you again so many people love the border stuff because they're like yeah I do want you to get rid of the rapists and the murderers and the drug dealers and they go I didn't really sign up for this part, though. So it's a tough balance. Yeah, I'm sure people, there's split opinions listening to this right now.

Yeah, for sure. No question. Some people are in favor of it all. Some people are against it. I'll tell you what scientists have been up to with your money. You want to see what fucking scientists have been up to? Scientists reveal why men like breasts they say their fixation may be hardwired oh thanks science how much you get paid

for this fucking slop the real money man and by the way i actually obviously when you hear this article your initial thing was uh to think like okay you know this is like a pervert that was just like oh i could do a study on boobs sick right that's like it seems like that was my initial instinct but then the more that i think about it i go i think what actually happens is you have a guy that uh he's like so progressive that he was kind of like we probably you know why do men like boobs that's probably society everyone yeah i think that you start doing studies like this because you're a guy that's like, everything is cultural. Right. Everything's wrong.

You know, everything is. And everything's culturally programmed. Like, you know. Actually, the only reason you like big boobs and not like a fat chick with small tits is cultural. Yeah. You think maybe his chick's trying to get a breast reduction? He's trying to do some science. He might be trying to do that. Yeah. it's a question that's puzzled scientists for decades

no it hasn't no it hasn't why do you straight men are scientists retarded what are you talking about it's puzzled them for decades well that's because there was a couple girl scientists yeah and they go does anyone have any answers and the guys go a couple flat-chested chick scientists getting to the bottom of this because no one's asking for this assuming you you have a hypothesis that you then prove you go well or whatever like you know why do why do people like because men don't have them is a big part yeah but then you figure it out then you go and then what what are we doing with this information well i think the point is if they find out the opposite where if they could find out that the only reason, and what their study was essentially is looking at countries

where breasts are more taboo, for example, like they go to Africa where the girls got them out, just fucking all day long. Sure. And those guys like them just as much, where their hypothesis is you wouldn't care as much. You know what I mean? They'd be desensitized to it.

They'd be desensitized to them, and you've been seeing them all the time, so you don't actually like them, and the guys are like, on the contrary, still like them. We love them, and that's why we make sure that they keep them out they've tried to cover we love them so much yeah they tried to cover them up we said no no no no we're not doing that we're not doing that western nonsense yeah yeah keeping them out so that was i think what happens is if they can make that case and then they go look at data proves that uh you know the

only reason dudes they probably can do a lot of things they can probably sell it to like the you know fashion industry then they can also use it as like to lobby for this is why women should have their tits out all the time any sort of like uh you know any sort of situation where they go why can men have their dicks out but women can have their tits out like you go men can't have their dicks and they go why can men have their breasts out and they're doing their breath they would say that like they're yeah they could make some progress some equality they can make some equality point i think that's where this is going that was i think that's what happened okay all right well thanks science the men were

asked how frequently they touch their partner's breasts and how aroused it makes them and then apparently there is no correlation no Doesn't do anything for me. Nothing. It's the same breast, probably. I think there's probably some correlation. Of course. New ones. The new ones.

They've done that study a lot of times where it's like a dude that how much times he could have sex a day. And if it was with new women, it's way more than the same one. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, because you're trying to procreate. There's still that kind of monkey inside of you. It's just just like let's make more babies i know it's still in you right yeah and then the second thing the scientist said uh they said people suffer from anorgasmia anorgasmia and have no idea why and the new term is or and by people suffering obviously we mean

people women pete just any people all people all men suffer from not being able to bust the nut all of them every single one of them uh but yeah they're saying 25 of females just can't uh have orgasms and essentially that obviously there's probably fault that's what they'd like you to believe yeah but it's experts have suggested that the primary reason most women experience this difficulty is due to lack of stimulation environmental factors like anxiety communication with partners so lack of communication they're blaming which is not how is this my problem communication yeah you go how is this my problem they're saying women have this big thing and the problem is their boyfriend doesn't communicate enough.

Okay, fuck right off. Doge, where are you at? Shutdown science. Yeah, so this one, I don't even know exactly what they accomplished. Not much. They're just saying women just need a more in-tune lover who really cares to their needs. The problem is communication. Yeah, this is female slop, if I've ever seen The problem is communication. Yeah. This is female slop, if I've ever seen it.

Female slop. Yeah. And there's... Because we were talking about the polyamory of the cuckings beginning pushed right and left. This woman ordered five men. She has a romantic relationship

to kidnap, torture a 26-year-old man, police say. This girl's got five fucking boyfriends. Not a looker. Abysmal. Like, brutal like brutal this is like you see this you go what how hot does this woman need to be to get five dudes to just torture some random dude she must have just like that fucking that good good shit and you go no crazy gross and it's one thing being like a bitch in a mostly male polyamorous relationship where you're just

getting cucked around non-stop but it is a completeorous relationship where you're just getting cucked around non-stop but it is a complete other thing where you're like oh do you need more food and she's like I want you to bring me

a guy and torture him for me yeah torture him for me for a week just let's lock him in a hotel room and just fucking zap his balls

next level bitches yeah the victim was allowed to leave the room to go to the Speedway convenience store where he made contact with his

and then someone told his mom and the mom came and busted down the operation. Sure. There you go. Some good news? Dude, they just left him in the room. They wouldn't give him the food and then they just kept hitting him with sticks and a baseball bat. He just made him stand and they wouldn't let

him sleep or eat. And then for some reason they let him go to the convenience store. They didn't subject him to having to fuck that chick. That would have been the most torture. He goes, hit me with the bat. He goes, now you're going to fuck me. Bring the bats back out. Come on.

Let's go. Let's hit me with the bat. You guys were having fun hitting me with the bats earlier. Let's do more of the bats. Then your swing was almost getting there. Yeah. You know, really? It wasn't quite synced up yet, but a few more cuts and I think you'll figure it out.

You'll really break some bones. So if we could just do more of that, a really bitch shit yeah crazy she's like almost like a cult she almost had like a cult leader i know but this is i you don't you but you know she has no charisma it's like she doesn't she has to have tons of charisma with that maybe look right i guess but usually these guys i just think have to be such losers they had a picture of the guys yeah yeah they looked all john you want to throw this they They had a picture of the guys Yeah they looked all They all looked all kind of meth-y They all looked very meth-y

And they're sort of older too Yeah Marlena Jones looks She looks like she just spent the last Fucking 10 years eating pancake batter She looks like Fat Bastard a little bit She looks like a Mike Myers character Aaron Bradshaw and Austin Bradshaw So I think we got two brothers Maybe a son 10 years eating pancake batter. She looks like Fat Bastard a little bit. She looks like a Mike Myers character.

Aaron Bradshaw and Austin Bradshaw. So I think we got two brothers. Yeah. Maybe a son. Brothers got like a... No, Aaron is much older. Yeah, maybe a dad. So you got the son. So the guy brings his son.

The dad and the son are both plowing. Austin Bradshaw's got a tattoo on his neck. These guys don't even look like what you expect. First off, they all have shoulder length hair. Yeah. Every single one. This is like real cult vibes. Does have cult vibes.

Except the chick's so busted. Like they all have shoulder length hair. They all look like they should be running a cult telling Marlena Jones what to do. And two of them. Kind of topsy-turvy world we live in. Yeah, two of them,

Austin Bradshaw and Michael Escada, they both have blonde tips. So there's like something weird, something, they all look like Charles Manson. They all look like Charles Manson. They all look like Charles Manson. Yeah, this is fucking so bizarre. Do you think she's the fall girl?

Your honor, look at this fine piece of ass. She was obviously bossing us around. The judge was like, her? What do you mean? Let's see you try to say no to her. You trying to get your name taken off the calendar for sex? Sir, she wouldn't stop milking us. And the only thing that we could do to get out of it was just go find this man to torture him that would if this is a nightmare though if you look at these faces and that's just like

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