The Boyscast with Ryan Long - WNBA Forced to Apologize for For Saying America is Great!, The Funniest Reddit Ever & Diddy Beats RICO!

Episode Date: July 4, 2025

Diddy gets off pun intended, a section of the population is not happy at Rebecca Lobo’s WNBA commentary, and a deep dive into femboy reddit SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs FACTOR - Go to http://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and enter code boyscast50OFF for 50% off your order Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR: San Diego: June 20-22, Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: [e-mail]    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters: 00:00 - Unrealistic personality standards 01:19 - Join the boyscast patreon at https://patreon.com/theboyscast 01:32 - Intro 01:58 - Happy America Day! 05:45 - Diddy trial wraps 17:09 - WNBA foul 25:06 - Americans have passport privilege 26:55 - Alligator Alcatraz 29:03 - Candace Owens Trump phone call about Macron 30:56 - AD - AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs 32:31 - AD - FACTOR - Go to http://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and enter code boyscast50OFF for 50% off your order 34:15 - Pro Palestine bands face legal trouble 44:34 - Comics posting things that don’t need to be said 50:30 - Zohran Mamdani slammed for eating habits 54:46 - People angry at Dinesh D’Souza 56:14 - Hegseth stripping Harvey Milk’s name  57:40 - Alan Dershowitz has weird ideas about the age of consent 1:03:10 - Crazy Vancouver street name 1:05:33 - AD - Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off 1:08:19 - Queer spaces should be open to jews like me 1:11:09 - Gaysian  1:12:13 - Ryanfest 1:12:50 - Femboy reddit deep dive 1:41:42 - Wrap up

Now you hear a lot about unrealistic beauty standards, but you don't hear nearly enough about the unrealistic personality standards that women have to live up to. Every time you turn on the TV, you see women in films reacting stoically, controlling emotions, staying calm in high-pressure situations, giving men the false impression that this is somehow what they should be expecting from a woman's personality. Whether that's Kristen Ritter not wanting to talk about her feelings in Jessica Jones, or Charlize Theron's short, concise, data-driven answers to questions in Mad Max, I don't think these filmmakers realize or care about the harm they are doing

by asking women to live up to those unattainable emotional and storytelling ideals. I had a friend come up to me recently complaining that his date took forever to get ready, they missed the previews, then she started crying, as if this is some abnormal event. I had to grab the guy and say, Dave, I don't know what you saw in Girl with a Dragon Tattoo, but this is what a woman looks like without having her personality airbrushed by Hollywood. That's why I so much appreciate what they are doing on The View. Yes. Personality positivity, showing what a real woman looks like completely unshackled from whether statistics or evidence even remotely lines up

with the points they are making. I want to also applaud the makers of The View for just putting their raw, undesirable personalities out there, flaws and all, so men can see a realistic depiction of what to expect from a woman. Oh, man. Before we start, just want to say thank you to everyone who supports us at patreon.com slash the boys cast the best way to support the podcast and you get a bonus episode every single week that is patreon.com slash the boys cast 5 bucks a month The Boys Cast.

It is America Day, as they call it. Happy 4th of July, everybody. Happy 4th of July. To those who celebrate. Exactly. To those who celebrate To those Exactly To those who celebrate Who aren't mourning The death of America

The death of America And then who also aren't Mourning pride month Being over That's such a bummer You guys had They had a month You're walking in

You're caked in semen Right now Glitter and semen The glitter is stuck To the semen And mix in And then it dries Well it's too It's over over, so take your walking-

So you get your one day. You're walking funny. You walk funny over to the fridge, grab some Frankfurters, make one, turn on the TV, watch Joey. As we speak, Joey Chestnut is just clinching another victory. I know. I know. He's set a world record probably at this point.

I tried. I walked. I was doing shows and i i was going through i walked like through the parade for pride like sideways oh i just randomly just found myself in the fucking parade as a protest i walked in the opposite direction so i was doing i was actually doing some comedy i was like in a glory hole in this bathhouse i walked through pride i had to walk through and then i walked into the sex shop and i accidentally sucked off a dude he gets crazy you know what i mean but i was like in a glory hole in this bathhouse I walked through pride I had to walk through And then I walked into the sex shop And I accidentally sucked off a dude

It gets crazy you know what I mean If I suck you off can I get to my show Just trying to do comedy Crazy world out there Yeah it's comedy you heard of it You heard of it It actually is a crazy world out there So

This is what I was dealing with Walking through but It was funny because It was two streets in a row No that's when I went Me and Jared were biking around the city Where was it? It's like two different streets

It goes up and down But they block them All so many of them off So you can't get a new That's actually That's why I had to do it Because I was trying to get an Uber But you can't Because Oh you can't get an new that's actually that's why i had to do it because i was trying to get an uber but you can't because oh you can't get an uber no because no we're

right yes we blocked we dropped off our bikes yeah people are fucking running running and got in and the cops it's funny because there's tons of cops there but they all hate it well because they banned the gay cops i thought i thought that was like or was that in toronto one of them banned no no they banned cops from in uniform being there off duty yeah yeah or like having their float this was the opposite this was actual like cops working because the streets are you know trying to keep things in order keep the piss pool orderly p keep the but they actually weren't happy campers the cops are like okay yes keep it moving thank you and i was like so is that street and they go yeah i go i was actually why is this all blocked down they go because it's a fucking parade

all right these guys were not happy and i saw one cop 400 pounds easily i told you i know that's what you told me anybody man you can be four feet tall 400 pounds dude that's why i'm bringing up because you told me this i've never seen a fatter guy. It's crazy. Yokozuma. Does his uniform fit? No, not great. All right. I've never seen a cop this fat. It was nuts.

Yeah, New York City, man. They just need bodies here. Is that no one will be a cop? So they're just like... I think it's real... I don't think it's super easy to be a cop. You know Toronto, the whole thing is like, it's impossible to be a cop.

Everybody's like, you got to know somebody. You got to take gotta take like 50 you better have a turban on buddy yeah yeah but like to be a cop in toronto everybody's just like man that's like such a hard job like it's impossible to get in here you're just like you sign up and they go you pass some tests 40k a year you're in man you're in they this guy rolled on over to the pride parade okay so i felt like this week there was one of the most eventful weeks going on right now a lot yes there was it's obviously there's a lot been going on always but it did start to feel like uh all of this stuff was you know more so okay so more iran more palestine more trump it was just like this was a little something for everyone. It was a crazy week. So first of all, Diddy, and I've been, we've been sort of, I mean, I'd say we probably,

I've been arguing with a lot of people in my personal life that I've been saying, like, I don't think this is as much of a slam dunk as you think it is. And I've said that here. And especially the Cassie stuff, when they released the latest text messages, and it was just kind of you know her being like i paid for you to go get trained by this guy and instead you just went over to his house and sucked him off and he's like can i at least not be paying for it and then she's like and then they're arguing back and forth and you go there's a lot of stuff that was painting the picture of like a toxic couple yeah and again like i've said this many times on the podcast i

do not believe all women exactly i'm suspicious of all or any of them or any of them and i'm suspicious of them just in general so i don't even believe them when they say they want me to stop punching them you ladies don't know what you want you don't know what you yeah you lie you lie you want you lying lying uh but so yeah he got he got exonerated of the three most serious charges. Yeah, so basically- He just basically got convicted of driving around some hookers. Honest to God, they even said this. They go, it was the most expensive prostitution trial in history.

Because, okay, it's even crazier than that, kind of. Because so all of the racketeering stuff and all that stuff, first of all, the government doesn't lose those very often. No, the Rico stuff is like they must have a crazy success. Yes, so I think a little bit of what happened is they started getting this going in a little more Me Too era. And by the time it all gets some people, that's done a little bit. Plus he had the best lawyers.

Well, they always have... You think that Don Corleone doesn't have a good lawyer? That's true. That is true. Don Corleone did have a good lawyer. I don't think that's a real person. You think Tony Soprano doesn't have a good lawyer? That's true. Hey man, Tony Soprano kept his nose

clean. He's just a businessman. man, Tony Soprano fucking kept his nose clean. He's just a businessman. Just works in waste management. So, right. So, the racketeering, all this stuff, they didn't hit him with. By the way,

I'm talking to the Punisher as a manager right now. You should just tell the Punisher, you go, yo, just so you know, you have a two-week window of anybody giving a shit

about this. I swear to God, as soon as this got announced, I was just like, that's a little bit less interesting. I mean, it's literally like the George Santos thing. I remember when we tried to get George Santos on, and then his manager was like, I think it's over, buddy. Yeah, he's like, he wants $5,000 to come on your podcast.

I'm like, good on you, but you have a couple weeks to milk this thing, man. Shut the fuck up, George Santos. Nobody gives a shit about this. You think you're worth $5,000? Get the hell out of here. I hope you fucking have someone who's really good at putting on a very quick press tour. That's why I said that he's coming to New York next week. That's true.

There you go. Right now, get on a plane. I don't know what the fuck you're doing. First flight out of wherever the fuck you live, man. The fact that he's makes his the punisher makes it a little less interesting the whole thing man is just like what we're thinking punisher is just like in four months from now going on cnn we're like we have the punisher here remember the thing and he's kind of like you know here i tell you how to get my dick my dick doesn't work at all

and i wrote a really bad book about it it has one review on amazon it's by me um i wrote my own review and sold seven copies anyways i want seven grand for the appearance yeah yeah exactly you know this is this is the classic strike while the while the iron's hot well the iron might be hot next tuesday i've been talking to them because i told you dante nero knows them oh he used to be like a male stripper and he said he was sort of like uh he told he sort of said to me that he was just like yeah i'm having the punisher on and i was like well he's coming around new york so i was like maybe he'll talk to me message the guy and the guy goes i know the boys cast and i maybe he knows it so i i messaged the

guy and i was like yeah we're not like trying to make fun of him or anything like yeah i just don't talk yeah yeah because because if he was like, I know the podcast, I was like, so you probably know that we did a couple episodes. We weren't crazy favorable. Yeah. I didn't give a glowing review of the old book. I think he doesn't care.

He's just trying to move units, man. Yeah. He seems like a good sport about it. I think he sold over a hundred copies of the book. Yes. Yeah. A hundred?

Yeah. For sure. I think some of the boys would of the book? Yes. Yeah. A hundo? Yeah. For sure. I think some of the boys would buy the Punisher book if it came on the cast. I mean, the thing is you have to be interested in this whole story and your dick completely doesn't work. That's true. Yeah, you're not gonna. But I think a lot of guys have dick problems. I guess not a lot of our guys on our podcast because they all

you know, they're on hymns and stuff like that, right? Of course. Yeah. Well, that's the thing. You have to be like so far gone where that shit doesn't even work for you yeah the punisher's whole deal is he's like he's like well i'll tell you this episode we're doing currently is probably not going to help us getting him yeah this this whole thing right off the top i feel like oh here we go i gotta close this deal tonight i think uh in search of freezer meat hot now it's 38 global reviews. So I think it only had one. Buck's on the move.

Danny's trashing our future guests. I'm not trashing him. Friend of the pod. I would love for the Punisher to come on. Oh, no, he has lots of reviews now. Thank you. There we go. Punisher's crushing it.

Yeah. But the thing that was crazy to me was, and this was sort of in another argument with Chad GBD this morning, but there's three different people in my life that were just like, I've been arguing, and they make you feel like you're, like right now if you're ever the person that's like, there's certain people where you have to just, you go, no, they're guilty, they're going to be locked up and throw away the key, there's no in between, or else, you know, that's the mentality.

And I was just like, I think you guys are, I think you uh uh uh you know calling it a little early on this one right yeah yeah for sure i mean again it's like a lot of people talk about this shit you know like you don't really know the details but the thing that yeah that's true the thing that they did get him on it feels like it's one of those kind of like the martin screlly thing where they're just like we're this is like we gotta give him something yeah it's i mean a lot of this is a bit of a show trial it's a bit of a show trial so they go so the thing that they did get him on it wasn't the prostitution of the dudes it was prostitution of her of her because he flew her down have sex with her well they were dating by the way which is crazy no no that is become illegal to fly a girl out to fuck them. But this is what I'm trying to figure out, right?

And you're correct. And I'm saying, I go, well, that law, wouldn't that like any athlete that flies a girl down from Miami for sex, wouldn't that technically be this? And it goes, yes, but it's never applied that way. So there's a lot of these laws where they're just like, if we can't get you on something else, we have this law that technically everyone's guilty of. Right, and I guess what you need is the woman to complain,

but then you probably set up some scenario where all these women who are probably fucking basketball players and their whole deal is they're like, I want to extort him sometime down the line. Right, but the way that they say this, it has to be a pattern and all this stuff. So it's like, they would, it's basically.

Yeah, that's every basketball player, a pattern of flying chicks out to fuck them on the road. Yeah. New York, you're correct. Yeah. But what I'm saying is the cops, how it's applied is when we want to arrest someone for something else, we throw this one into the mix. Right. Yeah. It's what it probably actually seems seems to settle down but you are correct i go so isn't that a thing that like dude i've flown a girl before yeah me too yeah you go

so am i guilty and it's like a pimp yo yeah you it's like yeah you technically are yeah yeah you're just like you're love it by the way no you know the girl you're there for 48 hours you're just kind of like oh yeah i'll date tomorrow huh you don't have anything to do yeah alright I guess I'm entertaining you this whole time I didn't make a pattern

to that man no I don't know it wasn't really for me you do it just to be like yeah I did it it was fine yeah exactly but that whole game of

it's obviously expensive but that whole game of being that guy where you're just like flying at a bunch of different girls you're just like there's enough girls

in whatever city you live in absolutely for starters absolutely there's a novelty just like there's enough girls in whatever city you live in absolutely for starters absolutely there's a novelty to it there's a novelty to it certainly but the other

but the other part that's like yeah they're there for 48 hours or whatever and you're just like yeah on your fucking dick

yeah you're gonna like so bang again I guess I guess so like baseball yeah we go day drink yeah it's like i don't know we just go on a sober date you go no that's not gonna work for me oh i'd hate that no i

drunk the entire time yeah well i'd hate that so no oh you want me to take you shopping i want to go to the museum no i'd hate that yeah this all sounds like you're shopping you go oh no i wanted the when i was the tor Raptors, took me shopping. DeMar DeRosa took me shopping. Exactly. Vince Carter took me shopping. When he took me out. You fucking broke-ass loser.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. This isn't that. Hey, okay, yeah. Yeah, but so, I mean. So that's all of a RICO trial. And yeah, it's essentially, the interesting part, and this is the last thing I'll say, is for the boyfriend, it kind of like low-key says that one of the things he's innocent on is that, or not guilty, however you want to slice it, is that she was forced to do

any of this stuff. Yeah, yeah. She was not forced to do any of this stuff. Yeah, the jurors were basically like, nah's uh willing participant except for the you know he paid for stuff yeah he's just like yeah which is again this just seems like sort of a transactional way which is oh we're gonna fucking start criminalizing dudes who can fucking bang chicks in transactional fashion three billion yeah just lock up your honor my client purchased this woman a dinner and a ysl bag in exchange for sex who is the victim here exactly so and yeah it

just it's one of those things where they can just throw out but like everyone's technically guilty of yeah so it says here by the way it's pretty land it's pretty landmark trial to like 2018 to 2022 on rico convictions 1714 persons were investigated in rico matters 1214 prosecuted 1357 convicted and 1224 sentence which i don't understand how you prosecuted convicted could be higher than prosecuted either way it's they have a very high percent well that means some of them probably made deals oh i guess yeah but anyways they have really high percentage of uh of winning those so so did he did he slipped one here yeah sneaky sneaky baby oil did he yeah or they got a little greedy i mean this is what it said i think some people were saying they got a little greedy because they're trying to say they were kind of i think there's another part of it too where maybe they thought they

were going to find more things once they started getting into it they were going to find him like you know doing some more shug night like killing people stuff like murder a little a few more smoking guns of murders and a few more smoking guns of like you know uh you know prostitutes he was hanging off the balcony on and they found some tape and some confessions and I think they just didn't find as much as they were going to maybe. He's just a weird sex guy. Yeah, he's just a weird ass fucking, it's just mostly the stuff we've been making fun of,

which to some degree, a lot of people have been like, this is actually, I've been doing all these jokes about it and people are just like, this is not like a laughing matter. He's like, you know, sexual assaulting people. And I was like, yeah, it does feel like kind of a laughing matter to me and i was correct it is a laughing it is a laughing matter sorry new york post it is in fact a laughing matter so okay because it's uh july 4th i wanted to go through certain you know people uh because there's a lot of america hate and a lot of America love. We'll go through some of that. So to start out, Rebecca Lobo. Lobo.

Lobo. Actually, you set this clip up. Former WNBA star from when people really didn't care. Yeah, from when people... This is when people really didn't... This is when it was like, what? There's a WNBA? Well, she almost pissed off their one fan.

They disagree with you. They do. And I disagree with them. And that's fine. That's what makes America great, right, Fantmore? Awkward. I should rephrase that. Yeah, I did think...

Yes, that's a better way to say it. Big yikes, Lobo. Definitely not in the super... The WNBA is not the place to say that. That's so fucking hilarious that it was just like a fucking... You could hear a pin drop.

I know. She goes, that's what makes our country great. And he just goes... He just goes, that sounds a little too close to a fascist slogan. Lobo. Lobo.

Yeah. So the one fan was not a happy camper. No. No, no, no. I mean, the WNBA is such a mess. Dude, the WNBA... It's 100% just like a... It's one player....appliance organization. I mean, WNBA is such a mess Dude, the WNBA It's 100% just like an It's one player

organization I mean, yeah Literally there's one player No, two Who's the second one? Angela Reese Angela Reese Yeah, yeah, but I'm saying

the one that sells tickets is like Kayla Clark and then it's really I'm going to do my Big drop off I'm doing my citizenship test this year so then I'm

Do you know how many questions you're going to have to answer about the WNBA? All of them A lot Yeah, I think that's Who was the leading scorer in 2017 in the wnba that's what it is so hilarious though that if you want to be in the wnba if you want to be involved in any sort of way you have to be like what do you think of america it fucking sucks sucks it's actually what's what's a better country you go fucking all of them who's the best player

in the league a black one yeah a black one for sure the other white one stinks and what's a better country? You go fucking all of them. Who's the best player in the league? A black one. Yeah, a black one for sure. The other white one stinks and she's a bitch. Fucking hater. Her hot dog's good. No, they're gross. What's the best race? All the other ones but white.

White, white worst. White's the worst, obviously. I don't know. All the other ones are fucking great. White stink. They love listening to that speech in the newsroom, which I always thought was the corny show. That one goes viral every once in a while,

where they go, oh, America's the best country in the world, because it's 45th in literacy, 85th in library books, 95th in cracks in the sidewalk. Most potholes per capita. 845th in the the smoggy smoggy forests 485th in like dude when wobbly chairs at the school when obama was in office so that that

fucking it was hitting hard that video hit so hard man that was making that video never hit hard for me and i wasn't even like not even because i was just like uh like being too you know contrarian hipster or something sure it was more just it was just like so obvious to me when they go uh america's the best in all these things it's oh it's actually like the worst in all these things and i was like yeah except the things that matter you go it's like well yeah you're like they have to be number one in everything? No, but to me, it felt like this. It always felt like this.

If they go, what's the best company? And then you go, I don't know. Someone said, like, Amazon. And you go, oh, yeah, Amazon's bakery is the best. Then why does... Or Amazon's the best? Then why does Tim's Muffin Shop have higher employee... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Satisfaction. Higher employee satisfaction. More days off. Higher literacy of their employees days off. Higher literacy of their employees. The employees' kids have a better time. They've reported having more fun at the company picnic.

You have kind bars in the break room. Yeah, and you go, I think I would have measured the best company on biggest cultural impact of the economy. You go best country, you go economy, military strength cultural influence i mean for me there's only really one question and it's like if you just made you got rid of borders and you go where would the most people go overnight yeah america no question if you just got rid of borders

and you go free for all where are most people going yeah yeah yeah america that's a good way to describe it yeah and you go why is that you go well for one it has the most upward mobility yeah for sure as i mean there's lots of shit that was fucking diet dr pepper yeah so for some reason you can't even get in canada i know it's crazy last time i was there i was looking for a diet dr p just doesn't exist there is that true because i used to get diet dr p you just maybe don't know a guy dude i was going all over man i i don't think i ever had a Diet Dr. Pepper in Canada. I did.

Did you? And then I remember when I was, I've been in Canada three times in the last like two months, and every time I've tried to find one, impossible. Okay. Yeah. If they're around, they're at like one of those specialty shops where they go, it's like a sodas of the world shop. See, Diet Dr. Pepper is the best, but it's also not my most regular.

So I actually like it better than Diet Coke. However, I drink more Diet Coke, if that makes sense to you. Well, it's not. I would say for every three Diet Cokes, I go for one Diet Dr. Pepper. But when I have that Diet Dr. Pepper, I like it better. But I don't like to have it every time. If it's available, it's the one I get. But a lot of times, it's not available.

Yeah, but it's available a lot these days so but either way that is uh i always thought too it was just like um because right now there's been obviously you know leading up to july 4th you get the the american hate and as the immigrants you know obviously you know that's it is i think that a lot of people think that uh it's more hated by immigrants and stuff than it is a lot of times especially if you have like you know yeah mexican immigrants ago it always kind of struck me as funny when when they would be like um oh you know if the advice comes you guys are fucked like it just like assumes that everyone's here is illegal yeah it's almost like it is there's like a little bit of like uh like i guess the racism to

on the other way where you're just like did you just assume that i'm like an illegal immigrant you go you'll be fucked i'm trying to stop them from getting you and you're like no i'm like here i'm here man like most people that are dude if i just fucking rolled up on us then we would get fist bumps by then we'd be getting pictures with them and shit i'd have my fucking alligator alcatraz right john yeah it's kind of like you know what it also reminds me of like when they always say the cops thing they're just like it's like going up to black people and you're like obviously i'm trying to get the cops from you know stopping you from doing your thing you're like what you go well obviously if the cops are

cracking down on crime you're fucked and you go i'm not doing that much crime i don't do any crime you go okay yeah i hear that everybody he's not doing any crime so we don't need any cops here no cops no crime cops stay away from his area whatever he's doing over there is none of your business none of your yeah i got you buddy i'll hide you in my attic he's like i'm actually like i work at a bank and you're like you hear that everybody that's right he works at a bank he is not a criminal but between us you're skimming a little off the top obviously you know i think and none of my business you know i've you have you've been through a lot yeah i've been through your people have been through your business so if you're stealing from your bank that is not my business

if anything i don't even consider it stealing so you hear that reparations reparations reparations the guy goes i'm not stealing you go exactly exactly yeah he's not stealing he deserves that money i mean again people watch the news wherever they live and a lot of news is just like yeah america's this hellhole and you're pretty sick yeah i know it's pretty sick here well they also uh i had another really funny one where they there was this uh indian article and it goes uh at the economic times it goes passport privilege and it goes in the Economic Times it goes passport privilege and it goes Indians

Americans get to stay in five star hotels where okay I'll just explain what happened instead of reading their headline

basically if you go to a layover somewhere and the plane gets cancelled for example the Americans

can go stay at a hotel and hang out in the city for five hours where if you're Indian, you can't just go into the city so you have to stay in the airport, right? Why is that? Because you don't have a passport to go there Oh, because you don't have a visa If you're an American, you can just go to

different places and if you're Indian, you can't just come to Canada, you have to like get a visa yeah you have to get a visa yeah like and they're like over and they're like and it's because of racism and passport privilege and you're like no the reason is is because americans aren't uh they don't have a high uh percentage of like going to sweden and staying there sure yeah yeah they're a low risk for staying there yeah they're just like yeah they don't have a concern that you're gonna be in like islamabad and then you're

just gonna like sneak out from your fucking layover suckers i live in turkey yeah yeah exactly losers yeah there's an easier way to get to turkey yeah exactly you're like this fucking sucker yeah i i live in afghanistan now right so in other countries yeah they think that with the indian passport the reason for that is like well yeah and again you go a passport privilege and you're like so you're saying it is better to be american of course yeah i mean there's trump has his travel ban thing again there's all these countries you can't even come to america anymore really there's like 12 yeah 12 countries and then there's like i think another nine or something where there's like they have limitations on them but there's 12 countries in the world straight up if that's your passport you're just not welcome in america can you tell

me uh about the alligators the alligator alcatraz they basically just like it's in florida alligator alcatraz it's in florida and they basically just like made a prison they did it chinese style where they like put it up in like four days or something like they basically oh is that what chinese style is yeah yeah like where they build a hospital in like a week just real real shoddy work they're not even shoddy that's the worst part is that they're not shoddy and then you just go like what are we doing here like china's just like we need a fucking hospital and they go all right it'll be up in a week oh yeah in new york fucking you try telling modami that you fucking i'll see you in 10 years pal see you in 15 fucking years

yeah i think they just you know they're detaining more people and they just need i think it's like immigration detention and um they just built it and it's literally like has alligators all around it's like on a moat essentially i mean that would make a pretty good movie sure like escape escape from alligator alcatraz it's so funny i'm surprised there hasn't been some well they're basically saying the alligators are like unpaid guards i mean they did the same thing optically if you're trying to get if you're trying to get liberals fired up, it's a pretty good way to get them fired up. The first report of a fucking alligator eating some fucking

60-year-old Mexican grandmother. If you're trying to get 25-year-old girls in a tizzy, you're doing a pretty good job. Oh yeah, they're not going to be loving alligators. And by the way, they're getting it from every angle because all the environmental people are just like,

oh, this alligator prison, it's bad for the environment because you're tearing down special day. Sure, and it's like, you know, they're not used to eating Mexicans. They're used to eating Americans, and that's a totally different diet. Every angle of this, there's like, well, what about the alligators? How do we know the alligators are going to be partisan? Are the alligators Trump alligators or we don't like alligators they're there we tolerate them it's like we don't like them though well i think you just told me about

candace ellen's oh this is the greatest she's literally going fucking nuts i support her so supporter she's going bonkos but uh she just posted this thing i think yesterday or maybe two days ago She had this hot scoop Where she was talking to Donald Trump Which is real vibes like I was talking to my girlfriend In Canada kind of thing Like my fake girlfriend in Canada

She's like I was talking to Donald Trump On the phone What do you think happened you don't think she talked to him I think this whole thing is completely made up Oh you think she made You don't think she talked to him? I think this whole thing is completely made up. Oh, you think she made it up? Dude, she basically said that they had a deal in place to end the Ukraine-Russia

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Yeah, he's a big handyman guy. Yeah, yeah. I'll tell you what, Bob Villan is a good name. Yeah, it is a good name. Bob Villan's a good name. I don't like Bob Villan. I like Kneecap though.

I thought Kneecap was sick. Of the like Palestine bands that are getting popular for being pro-Palestine. I haven't like Bob Villain. I like Kneecap, though. I thought Kneecap was sick. Of the, like, Palestine bands that are getting popular for being pro-Palestine. I haven't listened to that. I saw some of Bob Villain. Bob Villain stinks. This literally is just, like... Rage ripoff? Yeah, low-range. But it's worse than that.

It's like a rage ripoff kind of mixed with, like... It's got this, like, corny sort of, in my opinion, like, low-rent, like, punk done by people that aren't into punk almost sure like whenever you see like a whenever you see like uh uh let's say like a miley cyrus type person yeah that like does like a punk influence song yeah it kind of had that like not authentic yeah boy it's like a specific sound it's almost like they try to like uh in my opinion it's like an electronicy sort of weird pop-punk mix. And then they kind of mix that with a rage. To me, I just listen...

By the way, I'm sure some people like it. I heard it. I'm just saying musically, I thought when all these controversies were happening of the bands that were against Israel, they were getting popular, I listened to Bob Villain songs, and I was like, this stinks.

I listened to Kneecap, and I was like, this stinks. I listened to Kneecap and I was like, this is sick. Oh, Kneecap is good. I've never listened to that. Dude, I thought Kneecap was fucking sick. Interesting. Yeah, they're coming to New York, I think, too. No, they're not. What are you talking about? They didn't get their... They have dates planned still. They didn't get their visas revoked? No, only Villain.

Oh, I thought Kneecap did have their visas. Chilling like a Villain. Dude, one of the guys in Kneecap is facing terrorism charges in the UK. Well, Kneecap, they got their own problems, but One of the guys In Kneecap Is facing like Terrorism charges In the UK Well Kneecap They got their own problems But I think the guy Still has

As of now The guy still has A show here Okay But You know So his It is funny to me

A little bit Because You know I guess Bob Villain His big He did Glastonbury Yeah

And then It was like You want your country back No you can't have that Sure And I think there is A lot of people Which is weird Because he's not Like indigenous big thought he did got glastonbury yeah and then um it was like you want your country back no you can't have that sure and i think there is a lot of people that which is weird because he's not like indigenous like he's like that would make sense if there was like some native canadian group that was doing that and you go okay that like makes sense uh-huh but you're like you're not like i think the whites are indigenous i think this was just kind of like 17 year old like

fuck you mom mumbo jumbo a little bit. Like, you're just like, which, you know, I don't mind some of that mumbo jumbo, fat mics, don't call me white, I liked. He's Mexican, I guess. Yeah. Do you, right? Don't call me white.

Don't call me white. And then now, whoa, yeah, oh, yeah, kill all the white men. Yeah, to me, this just felt like a little bit of, I don't know how tapped in that guy yeah yeah yeah it was just like fucking 16 year old like fuck you mom like yeah like fucking fuck whites you know sure but i think the problem the thing is he was he was doing a little bit of just a like you know um you know uh the native britain british people the west are bad like anyone who's ethnic is amazing right but then he started picking he started saying jews are bad well he said israel is bad so i think the idea yeah so i think he started getting people on his side who would have normally hated him uh yeah i mean again i don't know why you can't criticize of

like why a country will ban you for criticizing a different country's military like why did america ban him yeah i mean i'm sure a lot of people are have conclusions on that understandably but i'm like i've that that seems pretty unprecedented that you're like you know it's not like he was like fuck america kind of thing sorry i should have said like underneath this all obviously i'm like i guess i'm starting from the assumption that we both assume this is gay that they took his visa away i didn't even feel the need to like no no but i'm saying that's correct like you know because they already uh you know they're doing this thing where they're like uh they took away the narco caritos in mexico you know mexico has those narco

caritos bands where they're essentially like they they glorify like the narcos some of those guys are cool too yeah it's like this genre of music where they and then they had a show in like tijuana or somewhere in mexico and they had like slides of like narcos like el chapo and then someone at the state department saw this and they just go we're revoking their visas yeah you know that's kind of a lot and they're like well you know those narcos have like those el chapo has caused so much death or whatever listen i don't like it that being said i mean we have how many friends do we have that have visas revoked for a lot yeah i mean i i look any sovereign nation is allowed to do whatever the fuck they want in this if they want to say we're not allowing a single person in the country

that is their right yeah like absolutely but is yes i guess they also yeah they were just like they were saying certain countries can't get visas like they're all exactly at the end of the day they're always making some choices but you're right this is like these are political moves where you're just like we're making a big statement and you're making them more popular not yeah but you're just saying they can't come here but they can't come here but they're like yeah exactly they're like obviously they can't sell tickets to the united states now but globally that there's no question they're more popular well obviously you're like the real strident effect going on here i think there's's a Streisand effect with like, think about, go look at the top podcasters right now and you go,

who's what, you know, there's definitely no shortage of people that are getting popular like that same way. Yeah. Yeah. We hate Israel and the Jews on here. They must fall.

Synagogue of Satan, all that stuff. Yeah. There's no shortage of that, but yeah, there isn't really like, it's, it's kind of of it is a move

that america is making where you're just like is this you're making them more popular and then on top of that you're not uh gaining a lot of support for your movement i guess what they're the only thought on their end is you'd be like yeah but then the next band is going to want to tour in america and they're going to be hesitant to say that stuff and you go maybe or maybe it's going to be the opposite where they're just like seem like a good strategy uh i mean it will probably yeah i mean i think that would have the effect of of some bands being like yeah we do have a whole american fucking tour planned yeah like probably don't say these things so it's essentially like america's like this supposed to be this free speech like bastion and then they're like literally they're like limiting speech outside of america

yeah yeah as a kind of knock-on effect of it so as far as the actual song there is something just a little cucked as a white dude of just like listen to music that's just like yeah i'm the fucking worst yeah oh absolutely like you just like it is just like a kind of like underneath it all like a bit of like a bitch move dude i mean it's kind of like male feminist liberal whites love self-flagellation, though. Yeah, but don't you feel sort of like a cuck or something? I would. Yeah, I would.

Because I'm not a fucking bitch. You know what I mean? Some people are just like, whites are the worst. Yeah, whites are the worst. We stink, man. Yeah, we're getting replaced. Fucking sick. I think the male feminist thing is a little more where you're just like, we stink man yeah we're we're getting replaced fucking sick like it just feels like it does

remind i think the male feminist thing's a little more where you're just like i think there is a certain type of uh like a certain type of dude where you're like you are either going to be like um subservient to like the class of men that were in charge or you can be subservient to the class of women that are in charge but either way you're going to be a bitch in society so you might as well be the bitch to the girls like that type of guy is the type of guy who you're like at the festival and it's like been raining a bit you know and there's like a puddle and then there's like a black guy walking by you go oh i don't want you step in the puddle you lay in the puddle so they can step over you there's yeah there is nothing cringier than just like oh my god over the top like performative

white like apologeticness the worst i mean it's about as gay as it gets yeah and we're like a decade plus into this like this isn't new like it's not like you're like oh i'm like fucking the frontier of this shit you're like this has been done over and over again this is embarrassing yeah this is more embarrassing kissing the shoes and everything like that shoes and stuff that's what it is there's something i think but i think there is also something about like when people are like 14 they're not even really listening to lyrics that much you know what i mean you're just kind of like oh this song is kind of cool like the energy of it like if i was 14 and i was like that kneecap band came out yeah i would probably be like this is sick and then if you were just like oh but it's about uh you know do you

know like the middle east i'd be like not go, well, there's two countries in the Middle East. And you go, and one of them they're trying to fucking, they don't like. And I go, okay. I mean, to be honest, like, you know, when Rage Against the Machine was talking about like all the Mexican shit, I was just like, okay, I don't know, the conquistadors and whatever. You go, the guerrilla. Yeah.

You were like, didn't make you really anti-America. I don't know what the fuck they were talking about, really. He's 12. Good melodies. I was like, I like the beats. Yeah, you like the beats and the melodies. He plays with a screw. He's playing the guitar with a penny.

Then you're just like, you know that he's, take the power back. I go, yeah, I want to take the power back from my parents that grounded me. Yeah, they took my power drill away and I can't play my guitar anymore. I want to take my power back. my parents that grounded me. Yeah, they took my power drill away and I can't play my guitar anymore. I want to take my power back. Yeah, they unplugged my amplifier. They told me I can't go to the skate park tomorrow. I also want to take the power back. Yeah.

But yeah, I can't imagine that too many fucking 13-year-olds give two shit about these lyrics. No, I mean, yeah, I don't know what it's like. Maybe it's more trendy yeah for sure with girls because they're right if there is probably like 15 16 year old white girls that do love like we're fucking shit my dad specifically yeah they're gonna fucking take the country and we're gonna get replaced yeah let's go let's go embarrassment as white you're white i know you think that i'm not happy about it yes i know i'm making up for it apologizing non-stop i yeah my brother's gonna i want my

boyfriend to lie down i can't there has to be like girls that have like boyfriends like that where they're just like constantly like apologizing then that must be a little bit like a turnoff for girls oh yeah those be like a guy cucking himself like that i mean those guys are kind of uh that's a temporary thing i imagine most of the time where they're just there to smash and then they go this is too much yeah you're pathetic you're fucking i mean it's probably fun for a little bit and then you go this is just your whole thing huh i saw a couple the other day just like some comic friends that were posting like things just like i i just i used to be going on forever but just being like i just want to say that i'm embarrassed in this country and this president and blah blah and you're just like hope she sees it bro like shut up okay that's yeah i mean you can not like i'm pretty i'm pretty at a

uh point in the last like month where anyone being too serious about anything is just like grating on me. Sure. It feels like it's where at the, like weirdly in terms of where culture's at, it feels like it's weirdly at the end of like another era where everything that could be said has been said about most of the things we're talking about oh yeah if that makes sense absolutely so when that happens you're kind of like you know and i i try to always do my comedy like that i was actually i had some people a lot of people message me or say like the comedy i've been kind of doing recently being like you know

it's it's it's kind of in some ways like cathartic to see someone that's like oh i'm finally like watching something that someone's just like not like firmly partisan on a side you're just kind of like doing a more meta-analysis yeah but which i've been trying to do but yeah when you feel like that you go everything's been said so now what happens next and you go i think what happens next is people's kind of get like fatigued with like hearing real fatigue yeah because you're just like i fucking like it's not even that i disagree you're just like yeah i hear i know i know what all the things you're gonna say i know

that all the things they're gonna say and there's nothing left to be really said about this yeah so it's an interesting moment so i have a new a new i guess set of things yeah so i think the underlying point that i was making is when i see people i know in real life being like posting like angry messages you're just like shut up yeah like trump's an embarrassment they're like well you should have voted for kamala harris yeah or the other way too man if i see for like i did vote yeah sure but if i see people like really mad like they letting women and letting trans people on women's sports. And they're really mad about it. Your aggression

doesn't match the level of the fact that we've been talking about this for five years now. I mean, they stripped Leah Thomas. It's not a hot take anymore. Dude, they stripped Leah Thomas of all her things. It's hilarious. Yeah, yeah. They stripped her all.

Penn is like, literally, you Penns, we're not going to. And then there'll still be people like, can't believe women are competing against men. You're like, it's kind of over. It's kind it's like it's over and you won yeah yeah yeah yeah and you're still complaining about so i feel like a lot of times things are just not be treated with like the proper gravity whereas like in a friend in my friend group i always like to think of you

know maybe what we do here what i do in stand up the sketches i make i think of a lot of it like the way that i was in a friend group right like if we were hanging out with a bunch of our buddies and someone came in like yesterday and they were like can you believe the women like you we'd be like no no one in like our friend group would be like yeah like we'd be like yeah i mean yeah that's that's gay we all agree with that but like it's also probably they lost yeah so you go i feel I feel like there's way too many people coming on the internet with the wrong energy for the moment that they exist. I mean, they only have one note. They play one note and that's all they know how to do.

I'm trying to do the Kanye note. Do you know the one? No. You know what I'm saying? He has his own note? And gets it to toast. toast toast for the douchebags everything that i know johnny do it so i saw stand up this is making me laugh so much there's something so funny about like uh

a stand-up comedian that's doing like really self-depreciating stuff and then getting in a fight with a heckler and then having to go back to doing self-depreciation dude i saw it i'm not gonna get too into it because i'm not gonna rat anyone out but i was like i was like what i was like thinking about this for like two days how much it was making me laugh like a guy being up there i mean like i'm a loser you know no one likes me like i have trouble getting girls and then someone being like yeah you fucking suck like and then they're like oh i fucking suck fuck you buddy like oh yeah you're so fucking great and then it wraps up and he's like so women don't like back to the act yeah you have to go back to like dude there's something

crazy about like because they go you suck and're like, that's what I was saying. Yeah, I do suck. Like, imagine someone being on stage and being like, you know, I'm 500 pounds, like really fat, like obviously. And you're like, you fat fuck. And then the guy's like, the fuck you saying? Yeah, I'm not that fat anyways. I'm so fucking fat.

I'm not that fat anyways. Dude, I am so fat right now. Yeah. Isn't that like hilarious? That is great. I've watched a fat. Anyways. Dude, I am so fat right now. Yeah. Isn't that hilarious? That is great. I've watched a version of it of someone yelling at Eckler for saying what essentially you're confirming them. Yeah.

Yeah. Confirming what they're saying. Yeah. That is true. Yeah. You do suck. Yeah. It's almost like they haven't updated their comedy algorithm where you're you're like oh you could do this self-deprecating thing

and yeah this works and they go yeah but now everybody's heckling yeah now it's like we're in the crowd work era of comedy so like you have to kind of fit that in yeah i don't respond once they start heckling yeah in the affirmative just like once everybody starts agreeing with agreeing with you yeah you you're fucking ugly like imagine girls on stage being like you know and obviously i'm not like the looker and you're like say that again yeah we were just talking about that just right when you got on how fucking ugly you are and she goes what the fuck do you say to me anyway agreed with you so fucking ugly anyways anyways can we get him kicked out so anyways uh i'm ugly yeah yeah you can't you can't go to the well with those tricks too many times so back to

america day uh july 4th which is going to be the you know it's kind of the outline i have one of the funniest reddit threads of all time but underneath that uh another thing because zol runs uh he was obviously the big star of the news all this week um people have been slamming his eating habit uh because he's was eating i mean look he's this guy is so full of shit he is the most have you ever seen the video where he like he's like he does all those different videos and like all these different languages and different accents and stuff because he's trying to reach specific demographics.

He's a pro. He'll literally have a new accent. This guy's a piece of bologna and whether he eats that bologna with his hands or his fork depends on the audience. His family has a net worth of like, his mom's like this famous director. Apparently his family has a net worth

of like $20 million or something. He doesn't eat with his fucking hands. That's who always becomes the communist but of course but you're like this guy doesn't eat rice in america with his hands yeah and by the way i'm this is what i'm you know my july 4th contribution what i'm saying no one should be by the way all the other cultures that are still eating with your hands and they're're like, that's just our culture. It's a worse culture. I mean, some things you eat with your hands. Listen, if I go to the Somalian food, which I kind of like.

Yeah. Once every five years. Yeah, or the Ethiopian food, which obviously always the joke was, you go to the Ethiopian food, what's that, an empty plate? Yeah. But if I go to the Somalian food, Ethiopian food, I'll go, I'll eat it with my hands because you're supposed to but like that's

I mean they don't have a utensil you guys haven't perfected a better system dude if I go to an Indian place and I'm just like can I get cutlery we don't do that it's gross

I'm not grow up I wipe my ass with both hands yes so it's like it's not an option yes I get in there fucking double handed you know how much shit

there is on my fucking dude look at my fingernails okay pause it's like you expect me to put these things in my mouth well then I guess I'm bobbing for curry I get in there fucking double-handed. You know how much shit I was on my fucking... Dude, look at my fingernails, okay? Paws. It's like you expect me to put these things in my mouth? Well, then I have some bobbin' for curry because I can't put my hands on this. Dude, I go fucking literally front to back with the left

and back to front with the right, and I'm just getting in there. The cradle. I'm going full cradle, and then I'm supposed to eat with my fucking hands? It's crazy. Also, rice is the most ridiculous thing to eat with your hand eating rice with your hands is fucking i was saying that's like literally dude imagine imagine i was making

a video shot video running for mayor and i just have a fucking bowl of cereal and i'm just like eating it with my hands you're like this is psycho i'm just like oh this is good yeah yeah yeah fruit loops just you know yeah because i grew up poor i was so poor we didn't even have a knife yeah yeah i'm pretty sure you lived in south africa for three years or some shit you know yeah Fruit Loops. You know, because I grew up poor. I was so poor. We didn't even have a knife. Yeah, yeah. Or a spoon. I'm pretty sure you lived in South Africa for three years or some shit. Yeah, I don't know what to tell you. I'm cultured. Yeah, I'm cultured.

I'm just fucking like. Also, I beat my wife. Cinnamon Toast Crunch with my goddamn hands. Imagine he's doing different videos. Yeah, he's really getting granular on it. He's doing a video for like the California people. He's like, hey guys, you know. He's like, hey, guys. Well, obviously, the wife, whatever she wants, eye control.

She calls the shots here. And then they make a video for their like. The Sharia folks. The Sharia folks. These fucking beach. You shut up. Oh, you shut up. You get hurt real bad. Then we bring her in.

She's got full burka with just two black eyes. That's all you can see. Doing different videos. Because I'm just like one of you. We're both the same. And then he's talking. He makes videos for the black guys. He's like, you know I got the side piece when she acts up.

You know what I'm saying? It's like, dude, imagine going to a dinner with some woman who's like a fucking $20 million director, like fucking huge director. And then her son, you go, what's your son up to? You go, oh, he loves comedy. He loves redistributing wealth. Sure. I mean, that's Hollywood.

My little boy is seizing the means of production. Like a Hollywood thing. You go, yeah, that's normal. But it's like you go to some fucking Michelin star restaurant with this chick where it's like the type of places she eats at, and she's just eating with her hand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This chick does not fucking eat.

This family does not eat with their hands. No, no, no, no, no. And then they try to say, they go, and she's just eating with her hand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This chick does not fucking eat. This family does not eat with their hands. Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. And then they tried to say, they go, wow, people eat pizza with their hands. They go, sometimes, but also pizza has like a thing underneath. It has a handle. It has a handle.

It has a built-in handle. There you go. Edible handle. You would have said it better than I could. Yeah. You're not fucking grabbing 400 pieces of rice. It just makes no sense to eat rice with your hands. Agreed.

Yeah. Unless you don't have... Also, they tried to get mad at Dinesh D'Souza. Yeah. You know him? Yeah, I know Dinesh. Because Dinesh D'Souza is, I guess, his son-in-law. So Dinesh D'Souza has like a daughter.

I did her podcast once, actually. She's kind of cute. Yeah, I did her podcast once. And then she's married to like some guy or whatever. But then Dinesh D'Souza, basically uh basically his i can't remember the guy's name oh brandon gill that was the guy's name he's a congressman or something he was like trashing this stuff or whatever and then they were like oh yeah well your dad is dinesh desuja and your daughter's this and i was like i don't think you understand like indians these indians hate those, like, poor Indians that are eating with their hands.

They don't eat with their hands. Let me tell you what. They also use toilet paper. Yeah, but there's different. I'm saying these Indians do not like the other Indians. You know what I mean? No, no. I mean, it's the biggest caste system on earth.

That's what I'm saying. It's legitimately, like, going up to a guy in, like, a Victorian Hampton house, and you're being like, you know they're talking shit about trailer parks? Yeah. And you're just like, yeah, we hate those people. Yeah, we hate those people. A lot. I've literally, dude, yeah, we hate those people. Yeah, we hate those people. A lot. I've literally, dude, I know tons of Indian people.

I've never seen one eat a meal, like a sit-down dinner with their hands, ever. I'm surprised that Jewish people in New York don't come together and be like, we hate those Middle Eastern Jews. And just like actually. Which Middle Eastern? Like in Israel? Yeah. I mean, some of them do.

But not enough, though. You always kind of get forced. The thing is, a lot of them are fucking from new york oh now in israel there's like dude like all those okay yeah you're right all right i take it back well this is for this july 4th it's no gay shit no fat chicks keeping cold heg says is stripping harvey milk's name from the navy ship good the guy's a fucking pedophile well this article's article's not fucking happy, I'll tell you that much. Okay. This is not a happy camera.

I mean, Harvey Milk, if you look at his history, he doesn't look great. He did some fucked up shit, man. He was banging fucking teenagers, and one of them killed himself or something because of him, and got him on drugs. They're not happy about it. Get rid of him. Not a good guy, Harvey Milk. Well, I mean, that happens with a lot of these guys, you know?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What was the guy that, what's his name? The little chubby shooter guy? He shot a guy and he ended up being a pedophile. The Antifa guy. What? The Antifa guy. Remember, he was...

The Antifa guy? Oh, um... No, not Rittenhouse. Yeah, Rittenhouse. Oh, Rittenhouse is... Oh, yeah, yeah. He shot a guy that didn't he one of the guys he shot end up being a lot of pedophiles that was literally the funniest thing

is i saw this is not my my thought but there's like some tweet where it's like literally you go shoot a bunch of people at a fucking like leftist rally they just all turn out to be pedophiles your fucking boy alan dushiewicz had his fucking comment read the room dirsh dirsh we get where you're saying man but read the like it's one of those things where you're just like like if oj simpson had some fucking point about like weapons laws you're like not your place to say it anymore oj so danny's distancing himself from dirshwitz before we play the clip you can see hey i don't want to get sued man some people are making we don't have insurance on this podcast some Go ahead. Some people watching have noticed that Danny is distancing himself from Alan Dershowitz.

Go ahead, Ryan. Fucking end the podcast right now. You're going to be tuning in next week and it's just going to be called the fucking Dershcast. You think I'm going to do a formal apology for playing this? Oh, probably. Dersh is going to get it. He sues us like he sued Muhammad Hajab. I know.

Dude, he loves to sue, man. Well, this is what Alan D dershowitz danny's best friend says about age of consent political about 20 years ago i wrote an article in the los angeles times in which i said the age of consent for sex is way too high it's 18 in many states way too high in california it's 18 in florida the average age where sex is commenced in California and in Florida is 15. So what the law was doing was making millions of people, literally millions of people, criminals

every day. So I wrote an article saying, you know, the age of consent shouldn't be 18. They shouldn't have a law which so violates the norms of society. People having sex at 15, 16, 17. Alright. Why shouldn't a 17 and a half year old girl be able to consent to having loving consensual wonderful sex with an 18 year old boy i can't

imagine what hit the he goes you can imagine that was my favorite part way too high dude imagine being arguing though he goes way too high way too too high. You don't think that a teenage girl can have loving, wonderful sex? Don't describe the teenage sex as wonderful, Alan Dershowitz. Dude, I don't know what the fuck this guy's thinking here. What's the point of this? First off, I get what he's saying. Yeah, you do. Like, his point is he goes, if you're like 18 years and two days,

and you go have sex with a girl who's 17 in some states, it's like a felony. Right. And then they're like, they're having, I remember there's like this football player who like literally like, God, no, no, listen, it's the same thing as like people arguing any of this stuff where they go, uh, okay. For example, like you can't have sex with your cousin most places, but maybe your second cousin, like you never want to be the guy like arguing when you've been to Epstein Island that many times, like just like, dude, you don never want to be the guy like arguing not when you've been

to epstein island that many times like just like you've been up dude you don't have any other legal thoughts like that's your only thing that you have like that you want changed is that the one thing you're like you've been to epstein island so many times pick a new thing man that is true you're not the only person who thinks this by the way like he's not the only person who probably i mean obviously some states are 17 some days 18 so that's obviously some debate or whatever but there's like i'm sure there's legal scholars who are like also putting this forward let them have this exactly maybe this isn't way and also way too high like that implies you're like let's cut this shit in half. I told you, loving sex. Loving, wonderful sex.

That's like, you know, I was like, so I can have wonderful, loving sex with my cousin? You go, dude, you're just arguing this weird. Yeah, yeah. You're like, just literally shut up. What are you doing? Was that a Beastie Boys lyric where they go, something, something, they take an Alan Dershowitz? I think so, yeah. Yeah.

I don't know what. Like, this guy has literally nobody left around him to just talk any sense into him yeah this or this is a little bit of like though you're like at the age where you just say whatever the fuck i just don't give a fuck yeah i guess you just say anything i mean i will say like his reputation is absolutely in the gutter so his mind's in the gutter too mine's in the gutter but his reputation like like in his mind he's like this is how i fucking salvage the dirsh right now this is how i leave a legacy is lowering the age of consent all over america call it dirsh's law congrats man yeah like crazy well they weren't happy with hegzeth they said uh it's he's getting

rid of this pedophile and they said it's weak and insecure they go in a display of weakness infantile weakness defense secretary pete hegzis ordered to remove the iconic gay rights activist uh from the ship fake tough guys like hegzeth in the trump administration mistakenly equate toughness with being a complete expletive. Oh. A-hole? A-hole. His plan to scrub Harvey Milk's name

is peak insecurity. So they're saying, make no mistake, behind these decisions is an administration limply fighting back against any incursion of the power of straight white men

wholly aware that people with real power need to exert their will on others with real power need to exert their will on others do not need to exert their will on others so sure they're saying uh it's actually pretty gay to get rid of gay guy's name yeah again pedophile yeah i know it's pretty pretty reasonable well i i always the part that was kind of i mean dude they fucking are like tearing down his great-grandpappy statues. Yes. And for what?

For what? For nothing. For nothing. And then they're like, yeah, we want to take a pedophile's name off this ship. And they're like, what are you doing? Yeah, well, it's kind of funny. There's kind of two funny parts of it. One is that they're just like, you know, because they know that his name represents our fight against straight white men or whatever. And you're just like, okay, so you admit that this was a fight against him.

You go, so that's pretty reasonable. Then he would want it gone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. It's like your girl being like, you're like, I want to get rid of this thing. You go, oh, you just want to get rid of this thing because it's against you. And you're like, so you admit that it's against me. Yeah.

Did you see, by the way, I don't think we talked about this. We didn't talk about this, but this is a similar thing do you see the street in vancouver that changed their name to like the native name or whatever not what's the native name so the it was originally called a trutch street in vancouver and it was obviously like the guy said a racist thing 400 years ago so they had to rename it and then uh so the so this is what they changed it to. It's not English, though. Oh, I'm going to read it? You can't read it.

Stop it. You're not fucking serious right now. I swear to God, dude, they did this two weeks ago. It's in Vancouver? It's in Vancouver two weeks ago. This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life. It translates to muskream. S-X, small W, M.

Tiny high W. Upside down E. M, upside down E. Zero with a line through it. K, small W. Small W, upside down E. Y with an I over top of it. So anyways, all these people.

This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life. Dude, so now it's coming out. And so here's like, this is from global. Dude, these people are literally fucking lobotomized. So this is from Global News. Vancouver man says, institutions unable to recognize new indigenous street name. So you got to go change all your shit, right?

It's like they change your street name, right? And he's lived on the street for 40. Now we have to change alphabets on computers. For 40 years. And so he's now like, I have to go change all. Dude, like your license. Like you have to go change everything. You have to change alphabets on computers for 40 years and so he's now like i have to go change all dude like your license like you have to go change everything to put that on your license and they're like we don't have these characters dude he's like literally calling like the fact that they did this and like did not think they're like oh like you could never give someone your address because dude uber eats are getting sent to the fucking moon. It's like they don't know where to go.

It is like, it's like not even in English. Dude, what is wrong with these people? Dude, it is so funny. And it's like, you know, anybody could predict that this is going to be a nightmare. And I'm sure all the people on the street were not like, like, love. Like, this isn't like, because I know know i remember there was like up north in ontario i actually knew someone who lived or like it was like a friend of a friend who lived in i think it was a swastika ontario yeah i remember that and i think they did change swastika ontario swastika is a tough name those people were all

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And with the code BOYSCAST, you will get 10% off. We are now changing your street name to Dick Sucker Avenue at least you can spell it at least you fucking call the bank and you go yeah I live on Dick Sucker Avenue I don't know the last guy was kind of racist

so I live on Dick Sucker Avenue how is this supposed to be pronounced it's like musquee it's pronounced a musqueem view is how it's pronounced muskwee it's pronounced a muskweem view um is how it's pronounced but then just call it that it's like not enough to call it that they go we're using a country's a sinking fucking ship dude but they're just like yeah we're using literally a like alphabet that nobody knows like maybe you know 500 people know something oh danny you wrote an article

queer spaces should be open to jews like me here's my article queer spaces should be closed closed queer spaces should be open to jews like me so it's kind of they did it like a musical music this is a musical by Danny Polashuk Queer spaces should be open To Jews like me Well Why don't I welcome

Into a queer This is all I had on my desktop This wasn't the best music. It's got some Slam Frank vibes. It does. That was not the best music. What I wanted was more like, Why am I?

Why am I? Yeah. Nobody's listening. And Jewish. How could you give me with both? As if one isn't bad enough. Has God forgotten me? Twice.

Has God forgotten me again? He chose me, then he unchose me. But I'm gay and a Jew. You cursed me times two. I will kill you and I take it in the poo. The poop shoot for free.

As long as it's free. You can have sex with me. This is the story of a Jew Of a Jew Of a Jew who sucked all the dicks Refusing to denounce Israel Or simply being Jewish in my experience

Is enough to get you unfriended Boycotted, denied services Or kicked out of queer spaces Right now, too many queer Jews are being erased Not for what they've done But what they think But for who they are. This isn't social rejection in clinical terms.

It's what we call traumatic invalidation. The delegitimization of one's identity or emotional identity. I don't know why we're supposed to pretend like queer spaces are inclusive. They're actually, by definition, exclusive. Yeah, they're like quite exclusive. The most exclusive spaces. I didn't show up and just be like... You're only allowed in here if you suck a dick.

Literally show up and be like, it's Adam and Eve and not Adam and Steve and just be like, see how included you are. All right, you're just figuring this out now? I'm just a gay Jew. I'm a gay Jew. Actually, I've got a better one than gage you. Hold on.

I've had this on my desktop forever. I never forgot to do it. Hold on. This guy is gay and Asian. Ready for this, Danny? Yeah. G-A-Y-S-I-A-N. I'm Gage-ian.

And it's complicated. I'm Gage-ian. I got all the baggage of being Gage-ian. But I wouldn't have it any other way cause I know That living every day means so G-A-Y-S-I-A-N Can't be taken for granted, no Living life as a G-A-Y-S-I-A-N

Got me living life, I'm a circle living in A road full of squares just trying to fit in Look at how he's actually doing this live, too. Just living life as a G-A-Y. I want to know what that event was. Those people do not seem happy. Danny Fest. Danny Bullock.

See how much the Ryan Fest is blowing up? What's all the real ones? Yeah, they had a huge one this year. Ryan Leaders thing? I don't know if he's involved anymore. I don't know if he's involved, but he started? Yeah, they had a huge one this year. Ryan Leder's thing? I don't know if he's involved anymore. I don't know if he's involved, but he started it, right? I think he was the original. Or he was like one of the main guys.

I told you, they asked me to be a speaker at it. Dude, it's like blowing up. They had something, they all went to like a Yankees or Red Sox game or something, and then I saw something with their interview with all the Ryans. Big one. It's a big deal now. I'm gay and I'm Jewish. G-A-Y-J-E-W-I-S-'m Jewish G-A-Y-A

G-A-Y-J-E-W-I-S-H That's the type of guy That imagined you had Like a girlfriend And she was like Oh I want you to meet One of my friends And that guy shows up

And you're just like No No Can't do it Oh I guess you're The boyfriend You're like no No

Nah No I'm not sitting through this I don't think I'm gonna be doing it G-A-Y-A G-A-Y-A That's I-A-N That was yours'm going to be doing it. G-A-Y-S-H. That was yours. J-A-W-I-S-H.

So this is probably my favorite Reddit recently. So it's called the Femboy Reddit. But it's not trans people. No, it's just femboys. Yeah, so femboy, a man who enjoys feminine presentation, is not the same as being trans. You do not need dysphoria or feel like a woman. So basically, you're a man.

You just like to dress up in women's clothing. Nothing weird about that. Nothing weird, nothing gay. Nothing gay, nothing trans. No. Nothing. I don't know if you had any favorite ones that you wrote down, but Mima's first, this is probably my favorite one.

I told my dad, bro literally said, bro literally said, hold on. So he goes, I'm sorry, this one's a little complicated, because he goes, I told my dad, update. My dad literally said, hold on. This was the best one. And then my dad disappeared into his room i said all right then he came back out yeah he's getting he's getting the belt at this point you're thinking you just told your dad i dress up like a woman i wear a dress i'm a fem boy he goes i'm

gonna beat that that's it i need a second yeah let me just collect my thoughts do some push-ups i'll be back. Dad. Blow off some steam. Sure. Yeah, your dad just says, give me a second there. You just hear him in the other room. Puts the pillow in his mouth. God damn it.

And then his dad comes back. So, how long has this been going on? No, not even that. He says, Dad comes back out And he says You'll never guess what happened He was a femboy too He showed me some pictures of himself When he was in his 20s

He had long flowing hair Was wearing a skirt Oh my god I'm freaking out In a good way I guess it's in my blood Apple doesn't fall far from the tree That was the best one

Real chip off the old block You told your dad You told your dad You like to dress up like a girl and your dad comes back and you're like i don't know he's gonna act he goes son look at this book never been proud of you in my life i have something to tell you that i never shared with you because i thought that you would judge me but i too was a fembo i too like to dress up like a half man half cat half woman half little i mean the best is all these people who are like this is not the split this is like i've been on here for an hour and everybody keeps

posting photos of their cocks that's so funny so that's a huge problem there's obviously racism and transphobia are big problems but the biggest number one problem is dudes show up and they go i'm a femme boy here's my cock no no that's not what this is not i don't know why you thought you could just show up to r slash feminine boys there's a huge problem in feminine boys with because no but they said there's another one like guys this is not fem boys with a z this is fem boy was with an s for feminine boys there is a feminine boys reddit where you can post pictures of... Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There is that. That is its own thing. It's understandably that you got confused between the two.

The femboys Reddit is one of the funniest things. Yeah. So there's a lot of problems like that. Transphobia, racism. Sure. And like Danny said, there's always mods coming in being like... And these mods are you know they've been here for a while so they're smoking a cigarette like i can't guys i can't have those really tiny cigarettes i can't tell you the skinny cigarettes you're like just a manager that's had

enough he's like a he's like the mod from this is like a principle that is just i mean they're trying to keep this thing alive right here they're trying to i mean this is the most recent post that says excuse me what the fuck i am i am a minor so i was just chilling on discord and suddenly i get a dm i opened the dm and man this person put a picture of his snake uncensored like what the fuck i'm still in shock and have reported blocked to move on from this yeah you're hanging out in our fem boy yeah i'm just gonna see some cocks hang out with some bros by the way yeah because only bros because they're that's another thing that they have is a lot of trans people being like hey that might be my favorite is the girls that go hey i'm a trans man can i be a fem boy so they go i'm a woman the transition to a guy and i want to dress up like a woman i just want to be a feminine man dressed up like a woman you go so back to normal and you go no

no no no no no i'm not a masculine no i'm a man now i'm a feminine woman i'm a man what is the difference your fucking heads explode what is the difference here here's a good one my girlfriend left me because of cross-dressing i recently tried cross-dressing i was so happy and excited when i first did i looked super cute and i loved my clothes i did i wanted to share with my girlfriend since i was so happy but she got super weirded out and stopped messaging me as much and kind of acted grossed out and eventually broke up with me couldn't have seen that coming huh yeah this is there's some people that are just gutting getting

into the game and they're like hey just told the girlfriend didn't go great didn't go great she said she was going shopping for makeup i figured i'll tag along i'm into that now yeah she goes yeah it's not really what i'm looking yeah he came home i was wearing a skirt she goes going to a scottish wedding no came home i was wearing a skirt she goes going to a scottish wedding no as some of you know i work as a teacher in a trade school a lot of blue collar workers like a mechanic school uh i grew out my hair wear pins and friday i painted my nails openly for the first time in a long time anyways so i was wondering if this person happens to live in Burlington, Ontario.

So, trans she teaches, by the way, not trans, sorry, shop teacher dresses up like a woman. Oh yeah, this might be the person. I'm wondering if it's the Burlington girl. But it's not in Burlington anymore. Anyways, later in the day, I walked into the teacher's lounge

to drop off some paperwork and a group of a-holes were in there. They didn't see me walk in and I busted them making fun of me. They were too busy talking to notice I was standing right behind them. And I said, hey, just so you assholes know, I was in the army for 10 years, three combat tours to Afghanistan, beautiful wife, three kids and I worked a trade where I'm constantly exposed to high voltage motor stripped and razor blades

high voltage motors strapped with razor blades but if you think that I paint my nails and that negates my manhood well then you didn't have much manhood to begin with but we can let HR make that decision

sounds like a chick something real chick group i'll see you at hr i don't even know where to start with this dude you're a teacher you go the manly shop teacher decides she starts dressing like a woman and painting nails right and then and then you're like you they catch her being like yo you gotta load a fucking dave what he's doing he's dressing like a woman right now and he goes if you think me wearing a dress makes me less of a man you go you're fucked i mean look that is a pretty ballsy move oh yeah i did three tours in afghanistan call me a woman to my face and you go well then why are you dressing like a woman you go so somehow this is not man face and you go well then why are you dressing like

a woman you go so somehow this is not manly and you go isn't that what you're going for thing femboy yeah you go in the title i'm short for yeah you go oh somehow this makes me less manly you go yes i think wearing a dress makes you a little less manly to go explain my tour in afghanistan you're only guy in the fucking cnc shop with his midriff exposed so that's something if you think okay i'll tell you what if showing up to your tech job wearing a dress um uh painted nails and uh women's makeup doesn't negate your manhood uh being in the femboy right yeah that's got an active poster an active poster of a lot of flair in the uh femboy reddit you're dressing like a i isn't that crazy to be like oh so dressing like a woman makes me less of a man and you go

do you not isn't that what you want yeah isn't that the goal here isn't that the goal here that you're i mean look if you want to piss this guy the most off it would be if literally if everybody just goes you know we are not acknowledging this shit like just like nobody yeah nobody acknowledges it's just and then he'll get really pissed he wants it to be acknowledged definitely an attention thing for sure absolutely he's. He's going to be showing up with more and more makeup, then high heels one day. Oh, hey, Gordo. I fucking love the nails today.

Yeah, you just completely ignore it. He comes in, he's got the high heels and dress. Oh, what shade of red is that now? Where did you get that? Sephora? The wife might like that, eh? Hey, Gord. Then you go,

hey, I saw earlier where you told the other teachers that this doesn't make you any less manly, so do you want me to say that you're manly or not manly? I'm kind of getting mixed signals here. Like, are you trying to be manly? Because if you're hoping to be manly,

I don't know if this is really doing it for me, but yeah, I don't know. I swear to God, the table scattered like roaches when the lights came on i made the report to hr and that's funny so i mean i guess the hr is a girl but like imagine being the fucking if you're a dude hr guy a guy said fucking the shop teacher comes in with like you know he's wearing a dress high heels he's you know got fucking red lipstick on he's like hey gordon what's the problem he goes teachers are saying that i'm not manly people in the shop were commenting on my attire

yeah they're gonna go what are they commenting on they said i'm fucking not manly and he goes you're not though so should they be calling you manly or not manly well then my friends in the femboy read it said that i mean maybe he's dressing up as like a wrestler or something that's what he's going, you know, some wrestlers go pretty feminine, but they're pretty manly. Maybe that's what is in his mind. He goes, no, I'm like the ultimate warrior. Yeah, that's fine. If you want to go with, I'm a wrestler.

Yeah. Because this is more like wrestler chic kind of thing. And I have a wife. You go, what does your wife think about this? We're divorced. She does not love it. Oh, if that's less manly, then why did i serve three tours and i have a wife oh you you were why'd you get to start from the army they said that i was mentally unfit oh okay you're

still with the wife the wife left when i started dressing up like a woman see your kids much no not much no i do not have any custody of the children at this particular moment in time any custody of the children at this particular moment in time i don't know hey cordo tough being a feminine boy man tough being a feminine boy in jewish basically i've been in jewish gay and a feminine boy at this particular moment in time no i do not see the kids or the wife and i have been removed from my pension at the army due to being dishonorably discharged for lack of sanity. Do they consider themselves queer? No.

They're not queer. They're straight as fuck. They're straight. Totally straight. I swear to God, the table scattered like roaches when the lights came on. I made the report to HR, informed their former supervisor, made the decision to apply for all the open positions of their manager. I mean, I guess if there's an element where you're like, I'm trying to be like David Bowie, kind of androgynous, but there's only a certain kind of guy that can pull that off. It's a hard one to land right there.

Yeah, and you probably want to be in the artistic field. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Definitely not working at a fucking shop. I don't know, the auto shop. Yeah, the auto shop's not the one to land right there. Yeah, and you probably want to be in the artistic field. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Definitely not working at a fucking shop. I don't know, the auto shop. Yeah, the auto shop's not the place to do it. I'm sure in the 80s that existed, where there was some rock guy who worked at a shop. Yeah, but the rock guy, if you look rock and roll.

Exactly. You have to be rock and roll. Yes, everyone gets that. Yeah, everybody gets that. And you might get ragged for it, but you're like, yeah, I'm rock and rolling. you guys are a bunch of squares but if you're just like already kind of like lighting loafers showing up to the shop and yeah but the rock and roll guy is a little different from uh just wearing uh high heels and you gotta start as a rock and roll guy

yeah like if you fucking show up one day you're shopping you're a normal dude the next day you're a rock and roll guy like that's again also works a lot better if you're famous like if you're 55 years old and you play in like a cover band at fucking joe's tavern yeah it doesn't work as good like you know if you work at staples during the day and then you have your cover band but you're also wearing like a cape to work yeah not as good i mean you see a lot of eyeliner in new york where you go that might just be like a rock and roll that's what jj said it was making me laugh because jj's such like a fucking just like a dude you know and he goes he goes everyone in los angeles says like i get up on he called it a get up that's making me laugh he's not wrong right yeah everyone's gonna get up on um okay this person says i don't know if I'm gay.

I got a guess. Normally, I like to dress like girls, but the second alcohol touches my tongue, I make out with guys. So you're dressed up like a girl making out with guys. There's no clue. There's no way to get to the bottom of it. No way to know. I mean, everybody has that problem. You have a fucking half of a white claw and you're just all of a sudden gay. Exactly.

Start doing gay shit and go, am I gay? I am gay. I am Jewish. No, it's just the white claw. It's just a side effect of the white claw.

It's just the claw, dude. Everybody knows that. Gay and Jewish, gay and Jewish, gay and Jewish, gay and Jewish. Everything I do. Uh-huh, you know what it is.

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Gay and Jewish. No, I'll actually keep my coat and put it behind the vending machine. I'll just hold it the whole time. Gay and Jewish. I actually don't want it. $7. No, I actually don't my coat and put it behind the vending machine. I'll just hold it the whole time. Gay and Jewish. I actually don't want it. $7. No, I actually don't need to check my coat. $7 to check my giant fur coat?

Gay and Jewish. Gay and Jewish. Gay and Jewish. Gay and Jewish. Gay and Jewish. All right. That's good stuff. Most people are not sure if they're gay or not oh my god please stop busting genitals in the sub that's another one it's a real problem i know this is yes

uh i just want to see you oh i just want to see guys like me in the skirts dresses exchanging ideas you guys have plenty of other subs that are specifically for that kind of thing. There's plenty of places on the internet for you guys to post your dicks. Sure. There are, but they don't get the thrill. You don't notice like posting your dick in those. So this is another one. Your gentle reminder that this is for our fem boy, not our fem boys.

There's a part of me that wants to see what our fem boys is cranking around, but I know that's going to be a big mistake. Yeah. Our fem boys probably have an idea what that is. So I've already reported two cocks in the last five minutes. Hey, man. The thing is, if you're just,

don't be surprised. You kind of just block and move on, I think. Maybe report and move on, but to be like posting, like, what? I'll just have a club soda. I brought my own vodka.

Gay and Jewish, gay and Jewish, gay and Jewish. This person says, I'm done being a femboy. They're hanging it up. Did you see that one? Yeah. I'm done being a femboy.

I'm hanging it up. I've realized that this lifestyle, they do it like their suicide note from the femboys. I've realized this lifestyle wasn't what I thought it would be. When I started, I thought it would be about expressing myself, breaking free from the expectations of masculinity, and embracing something more fluid. But over time, I saw that it was not about that. It became more about fitting in. Fitting into what?

Your mom's, your fucking girlfriend's skirt. Yeah, like fitting in. What crew are you running with? Fitting in, getting attention, and trying to be different. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You're saying this stuff's about getting attention? They're saying something. Uh-oh.

That's a bannable offense right there. I'm surprised this person didn't get banned. I'm surprised that's allowed. It's like, getting attention? This is who I am. Oh, yeah. Me showing up to my job as a shop teacher. Yeah.

You said I want to get attention. Glitter all over my face and fucking paint it on cheekbones. That's for attention. No, it's who I am. Because I want to wear high heels and a skirt when I change attire. I'm looking for attention. Yeah. Okay, pal.

You okay there, bud? Yeah, sure, bud. Now I've heard everything. Yeah, that's... I don't yeah that's i don't like that i don't like that either man i used to think they didn't get me but i realized now they were right i even threw away all my femboy clothes it wasn't easy but it felt necessary that must have been a i even gave my girlfriend all her my sister all her femboy clothes back that must have been a tough night man oh man when you realize you're not a femboy

and then you're just like, so what am I? You're just a guy. Hey, if you want to... I notice you're throwing out your femboy clothes. I'll take those off your hands. Gay and Jewish.

Gay and Jewish. Gay and Jewish. I'll actually take them off. I know a guy in the garment district. Gay and Jewish. Gay and Jewish. Gay and Jewish. I actually know a...

I can actually make a profit. My friend runs a consignment shop. Gay and Jewish. Gay and Jewish. Gay and Jewish. I actually know. I can actually make a profit. My friend runs a consignment shop. Gay and Jewish, gay and Jewish, gay and Jewish, gay and Jewish. Don't burn them. Those are good linens. That's perfectly good. You can use those for rags. Gay and Jewish, gay and Jewish.

I don't want them to be defined anymore. It's time to stop pretending. This person's amazing. Yeah. I don't want to be be defined anymore it's time to stop pretending this person's amazing yeah i don't want to be defined by them anymore it's time to stop pretending to be something i'm not and to focus who i really am thank you this is funny i mean that is like the ultimate attention seeker behavior though or you can tell this person is that because you're like you wrote like a final oh sure a bunch of random people go goodbye femboys oh dude he's literally holding like his pair of like thigh high women's bedazzled jeans

and he's like i don't need you anymore i like to think you go we had a good run this community deserves an explanation of why i won't be posting here anymore. Goodbye, femboys. It was real. It was real. Real gay. Do you think, yeah, the other comment, the other posters are like, where has he gone? Chris, what happened to Robbity Robbie? Is that what it was?

What's his name? Robbity Robbie. Robbity Robbie. It was just holding up like,'s his name? Robbity Robbie Robbity Robbie He was just holding up Like yeah Woman's choker Woman's choker necklace Go on Get

Now he's back Get out of here Now he's back to just posting In the Mario Kart forum Is that what he posts? Yeah No stop it He's back in the Mario Kart

Yeah you're all I forget that you know How to do research And find out what other They posted Yeah yeah Now they're just back In the Mario Kart.

So he's... Yeah, he just goes, something about a bug in Mario Kart. So he used to... What does he post about the bug? He goes, I was playing Mirror on Base MX. Is he chasing a bug? He goes, and I don't own the Booster Course Pass.

Anyways, I finished a cup in the credits for the Booster Course Pass. Show it pass showed up why that's fucking hilarious that uh he toggles back and forth by playing mario kart and then asking if other people like dressing up like a woman people are really starved for some kind of identity i am ftm trans guy femme boy this is yes we exist no i'm not just a girl with extra steps contrary to what everyone contrary to what every person with common sense keeps saying no i'm not taking anything away from real men by being a femme boy i don't think that's what anyone thought no they're just an attack on masculinity yeah we're the most people are very much like let's get you institutional let's get you let's get you at a

comfortable bed you know help you need i don't need help and also it's funny because no one asked this dude she goes yes we exist no i'm not taking also this is Also, this is a girl pretending to be a guy pretending to be a girl. Yeah. And lo and behold, talks like a girl. No, I do not exist. Yes, I am. Yes, I do have gender dysphoria. Anything else?

I've seen way too much transphobia in femboy spaces, specifically against FTM femboys. We exist. We are doing nothing wrong, and we're still boys yeah and there's some other people so he says i'm awesome i'm also a feminine trans boy you're uh i've seen way too much transphobia oh this is i don't want to click on when i used to

be a girl now girl to a guy to a guy to a girl to a girl to a guy to a girl to a guy to a girl to a guy to a girl to god and we were going girl and we're you don't think that could be a good song well primus action um that this person who posted that just they posted it and i don't know what i want to know what this uh subreddit is but it's a femboy gooned what do you think that's about dude i was loving yeah that's making me laugh the guy the christian mom that was saying that she doesn't want her daughter to goon anymore or she wanted i'm no daughter of mine well date a gooner it's just so funny because you're like that christian mother like 15 years ago to be like you better be white and christian now he's like can he not be like jacking off

always yeah yeah sorry what are the goon ones that i just don't want to even click on it oh what is this just post and post it into femboygoond. And if someone says, is it gay if I look like this? And then this person says, who cares if it's gay or not? I'll give you five bucks if you click on it. Gay and Jewish, gay and Jewish. That's really gay and Jewish right there. Let's see the money.

Show me the money. Let's see the money show me the money let's see the five show me sigh let's see the five dollars that is so funny i'm a non-binary person can i still be a femboy i really like the femboy aesthetic i really trying to feel it out uh so i can decide if i like it uh can i say that i'm a femboy i really like the femboy aesthetic i really trying to feel it out uh so i can decide if i like it uh can i say that i'm a femboy even if i don't identify as a boy these people are really it is weird because there's no photos in here nobody's like here's my like photo like look of the day out for i thought that's what it was gonna be more of too yeah there's it's literally all just posts and there's no like here i'm a femboy this is kind of like the rappers about rappers all

their femboy posts are just yeah like i'm a dude i'm scrolling like non-stop and there's no like here i'm a femboy this is kind of like the rappers about rappers all their femboy posts are just yeah like i'm dude i'm scrolling like non-stop and there's like legitimately nothing no photos so you can see what these sometimes i'm ashamed to call myself a femboy but you think it's not because of what you think it's because they're racist seeing twitter full of white supremacists, Nazis, transphobic, femboys like me, or femboys like that, make me feel ashamed to associate myself as a femboy. I love my trans sisters.

I just don't, because a lot of the femboys don't like the trans people. They're like, you know. Yeah, well, of course. They have the hierarchy. I just don't know why there's so many extremist femboys, a lot of extremist femboys. Like, what kind of extremists? But I just think it know why there's so many extremist Femboys A lot of extremist femboys Like what kind of extremist? But I just think it's so funny

You go home to your dad and you're like Dad, I'm ashamed of being a femboy I don't want to be a femboy anymore And you go, that's good right? And he goes, because they're racist I don't want to call myself a femboy anymore And you go Oh because you're done with the phase?

You go, no, because of racism. So close. Yeah. Yeah, that's a tough one. This one says, mixed reactions to wearing a skirt in school. Long story short, was in school today and decided to level up my game and take actual skirt looking. Let's go. Skirt.

I was sometimes wearing black skirt that looks like shorts. Safe to say, I didn't expect being called out and named slurs and made fun of 10 minutes after arriving by the classic wannabe gangsters. The Wiggers don't like the femboys? I mean, it wasn't just them, but it was probably- We said it was the wannabe gangsters. Well, it might just be. Oh, right.

Actual black people. Yeah, yeah. Also didn't expect for home i don't know why i'm picturing wiggers yeah also didn't expect for a homeroom teacher and class assistant to be so surprised yes you first of all yes you did yes you did and that's what you want yeah you didn't think the cool black kids at school would be like, sick skirt, yo. Yo, you looking fly. Oh, look who showed up in a skirt looking bang. Martin wearing that skirt?

Oh, boy. Oh, shit. Martin be dripped up. Couldn't have expected it. Oh, shit, dog. Where you get that drip? You know I need some for myself. I mean, look.

Don't be hogging on a drip, yo. That's a tough tough move right there if you're kind of like this weird kid in high school and you're showing up in a dress showing trying to bugs bunny walk by the black kids you're playing high school in hard mode right there i know that is nothing harder than that except for maybe me gay and jewish uh what's up black kids hello blacks like like what you see hello blacks nah pause hey yo hey yo you're not uh hey yo hey yo buzz do you like what you see black Hey, yo, Buzz. Do you like what you see, Black?

Well, hello, Black. Say it, Buzz. Brothers? Well, hello, brothers. What's the problem? You never seen a femboy before? Black femboy would be tough. I wonder if there's many of those.

Oops, I dropped something. I guess I'll pick it up oh yeah pause yo yeah that'd be your martin be fucking yeah that's the thing too is like you decide to do this for a week but you're like that's you for all of us you're dead you're that guy you don't come back you're not like i'm a jock now. Water under the bridge. I, too, am a gangster now. No. No, no, no. Doesn't work that way. What up, my fellow blacks? Also, there's a lot of Indian and Indian femboys that say that they're not good at being femboys.

Why not? I don't know. Apparently, the white and Asian femboys. I think that's a big part of it, probably, is that they're too hairy. What's the problem? Or don't know. Apparently the white and Asian femboys, I think that's a big part of it probably is that they're too hairy. What's the problem? Or they're big. Like black guys are too big

to be for the good femboys and the Indians are too hairy, I think. Yeah, you gotta be a twinkie. Asians crush it. Asians crush it for sure, yeah. I wonder what the proportion of Asian top to bottoms are. I think mostly bottoms.

Mostly bottoms, right. It's tough, man. The femboy community has got a racism problem i'm sick of hearing about my skin color makes me less of a femboy so the big racism problem it's so fucking hard to be a femboy in egypt yeah all this all the stoning must be a real bummer this is fucking uh this red is crushing yeah you're literally like buried up to your fucking shoulders you're like i'm not gay i'm just a fem boy i'm a fem boy not gay not gay thing it's like androgynous if no you're thinking of fem boys where they post the photos this is no photos nothing nsfw those dick pics were not supposed to be there you guys this is all a misunderstanding some guys like wheeling over a fucking boulder as you're trying yeah

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