The Dan Bongino Show - Biden's Humiliating Send-Off (Ep. 2312)
Episode Date: August 20, 2024They absolutely humiliated Joe Biden last night. In this episode, I cover the ongoing DNC and the spectacle of horrors unfolding in Chicago. Plus, good news from the Trump campaign and a disturbing e...scalation overseas. Biden tears up as he bids adieu, mangles words in late-night DNC address pushed out of prime time Local Cop, Not Secret Service, Shot Trump Rally Shooter First Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Folks, they humiliated Joe Briben last night. Did you see it? Absolutely humiliated him.
Can you imagine? You're the President of the United States. You think you're like the big cheese, right?
You've got people kissing your ass all day, people feeding you.
You don't even make a phone call.
You don't when you're the president.
You know what happens?
They say, get so-and-so on the line and walk at a White House communications agency.
They'll tell you, oh, now you can pick up the phone.
You don't even have to dial the phone.
You ask for a suit to be pressed.
Carpet, that's what the nickname of these people who,
they come over and do it.
You get the carpet guys.
Then you get the ushers who help you.
The ushers help you with your food and everything like that. The White House mess feeds you.
And then what do they do?
They humiliate Joe Bryben.
The kid-sniffing, woman- groping, sociopathic, lying, plagiarizing, storytelling
loser gets bumped till 11, 11, dirty Easter time.
Who is still up at 1130?
Who's up at that time?
Michael just said it.
Michael's like, how did, how did he stay up?
Folks, I got also, I got an update on the cold plunge. Michael just said it Michael's like How the hell did he stay up? Folks
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I also voted today.
I'll get to that in a second.
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We got to do a double bell today because I didn't hear anything.
Now we've very, very nice.
So folks, I voted this morning.
I've got my little sticker.
Look at that.
Voted in Martin County.
You like that?
All cutesy time.
Very nice.
I would have put it on my shirt, but it says don't get dead and voted and conflicting messages.
So the craziest thing happened.
You know what I did?
I took out my wallet.
This is nuts.
Are you ready?
Liberals.
Liberals, are you ready?
This was so racist.
I'm sorry.
I have to fess up.
You say Republicans, we're all horrible racists. I did something racist. I'm sorry, folks. I'm sorry i have to fess up you say republicans we're all horrible racist i did some racist folks i'm sorry it's terrible
what do you think it is in the chat in the chat that shrinks some of you
yeah some of you caught that try to cold plunge see what i mean I produced an ID and the craziest thing happened.
The lady said to me, wow, is that you?
And I said, yes, it's me.
And you know what happened?
Nothing.
I went and voted.
It was the weirdest thing.
So crazy.
Florida primary today.
Make sure you get out and vote.
It's your last day.
It's election day in Florida.
It's our second primary. It's like
10,000 primaries in Florida.
Justin did not vote yet,
which, folks, everyone in the chat,
make sure you remind Justin to vote. I'm going to
check his voter file. If he doesn't vote, you can
tell if he voted. So if he didn't vote,
we are going to publicly expose him.
You are to go and vote today. It is a
mandatory order. So voted with
ID, which of course is incredibly racist.
When I showed up, matter of fact, I showed my ID
and the guy was like, wow, is that racist?
Or what, you can't show ID?
I gotta tell you, I'm really puzzled.
I'm still puzzled to this day.
How you can run a DNC, right?
Humiliate your guy, demand eight different forms of ID
at 37, 000 checkpoints and then claim that
showing a driver's license is somehow racist i still can't believe democrats insist that black
voters can't figure this system out and black voters who support the democrats accept this
yes can't figure it out way too hard to show day. It is the most racist thing I've ever heard.
Folks, let's get to what happened last night.
New York Post, this is probably the best cover they've had in a long time.
Past his bedtime, Dems deliver the final insult to sociopathic,
kid-sniffing, woman-groping, loser, fine-people-hoax-promoting,
woman groping, loser, fine people hoax promoting,
fake storytelling, autobiographical story making upper,
Joe Biden.
The plagiarist, sniffer,
sniffer of children, groper of women,
taker of foreign money and influence peddling,
loser, bum, loser. Acre of foreign money and influence peddling. Loser. Bum. Loser.
I have zero sympathy for this piece of garbage and what he did to the country.
So what'd they do?
They delayed his speech.
And I'm going to tell you something.
I can't prove it out there because I'm not a Democrat.
And I don't keep touch with a lot of Democrats.
Obviously, I'm a conservative.
But I think they delayed the speeches last night on purpose.
I think they wanted to push Joe Biden.
Here's how we can prove it tonight, okay?
You're on a little test.
Folks, chat folks.
Yes or no?
Yes, they delayed the speech on purpose to kick him into almost midnight
so nobody would see Joe Biden.
And, oh, hey, baby, baby.
Did they delay it on purpose?
Yes.
But, Gino, on the case.
Or, no, they didn't.
Their excuse was a lot of people clapped.
A lot of people clapped.
Interesting, the RNC didn't have that problem.
You know, they actually have applause lines
built into speeches to wait for people to clap.
I am telling you they did it on purpose.
Here's the test.
Here's the test.
You guys ready for the test?
So Obama's speaking tonight, right?
I think it's his night tonight.
Obama's speaking tonight.
If Obama speaks before 11, 10, 10.30,
and they make sure Obama gets out there on time.
You will know it was the final, if you know what I mean,
to Joey Boombatz.
You know it.
Watch tonight.
They won't bump Obama to midnight.
Biden didn't get out there until like 11.30 at night,
didn't finish till after midnight.
Screaming and yelling like a lunatic.
So I decided to play the lowlights
of this disgusting filth bag speech.
He said,
fine people.
He was screaming and yelling
and foaming again,
the foam.
You know the foam?
Foaming.
It looked like they must've given him some
stimulants to stay up past his bedtime, screaming about how great he is and wonderfully, I gave
everything.
Yes, you did to screwing up America.
We're going to play this.
I'm going to stop it at certain points.
I'm going to play about a minute plus of it.
That's it.
Because there were so many negative points to the speech.
It was hard to sum them all up. But here's some of it.
Play this, and we might stop it here.
We're not without electrical, not allowed,
not without electoral, electoral.
Wait, wait, time out.
Hold on, pause for a second.
What?
Electrical?
Electoral?
Electoral, electoral?
Are we talking about the elections,
election electricity for the electoral? Whatctoral? Electoral? Are we talking about the elections? Election electricity for the electoral?
What are we talking about?
The answer is nobody knows what he's talking about
because it's Joe Bryben.
Nobody knows what this life loser is talking about.
Okay, move on.
Let's hear a little more.
Border encounters have dropped over 50%.
In fact, there are fewer border crossings today
than when Donald Trump left office.
Happened.
Ah!
Joe Biden.
Joe Biden is bum,
who's let 8 million people we know about
into the country.
Four times what happened in the four years of Donald Trump.
And likely another probably 5 to 10 million
gotaways we don't even know about is running on the border screaming like a lunatic after his
Botox injections that's a good one what time was that was that like 12 20 or something with the
Democrats like were they snoring at that now let's go on and see what else he has to say. Donald Trump said, and I quote, there are very fine people on both sides.
My God.
That's what he said.
Okay, okay.
This lying bum, bum, loser, grifter, woman groping,
kid sniffing, influence peddling,
father to a drug addict loser, right?
Loser, bum. that's who he is has to keep stoking
racial hatred in this country by lying constantly about the fine people charlottesville hoax where
donald trump said the opposite of what this bum is saying he said He quote, completely condemned the white supremacist. Now, Democrats, you're dumb
shits. I get it. You won't actually look it up. But if you did and you were not dumb shits for a
day, OK, you would figure out that Donald Trump actually completely condemned them. Now, why does
your bum loser president keep saying it? Because he's a bum.
He's an evil piece of garbage who wants to stoke racial hatred in the country.
He wants the place to burn because he's evil.
That's why.
This is the party of joy.
It's like Ren and Stimpy.
Happy, happy, joy, joy, joy.
This is the party of joy.
Stirring up racial hatred, screaming and yelling like a maniac.
This guy's a bum.
Total bum.
So glad he got humiliated last night. I woke up this morning and I clapped for the Democrats.
You clapped for the Democrats?
I did.
Yes, Democrats.
Humiliating this bum last night in front of the whole world.
Let him go on.
What he said and what he meant.
Oh, from his own chief of staff, a four-star general, John Kelly,
that Trump, when in Europe, would not go to the grave sites in France.
Another hoax.
The brave service members who gave their lives to this country.
Watch the fake anger at the end.
Suckers and losers.
Watch.
Who in the hell does he think he is?
Who does he think he is? Who does he think he is?
I don't know because he didn't say it.
That's a total hoax. It's been
debunked a hundred different ways from Sunday
and you like to fake rage and anger.
Foaming,
foaming, spitting, foaming,
crap in the diaper
he's probably wearing, peeing himself.
I don't think he's anybody because he didn't say it.
You moron.
You guys are bum.
Total bum.
When did that happen?
Was that like 1245?
Was that 2 a.m.?
When the Democrats trying to hide this bum?
Let's hear what else he had to say.
They're the ones we're gonna bring back
that's not hyperbole which means he's lying no longer has to pay those exorbitant prices
to the big pharma republicans democrats we saved democracy in 2020,
and now we must save it again in 2024.
Time out.
Okay, so first, the Medicare thing,
he's absolutely lying on a beat big pharma.
Here's what this bum did.
They instituted communist price controls over a series of drugs. What happened is the pharmaceutical companies now,
because they can't make money on drugs
they've spent billions trying to invent
are now cutting their R&D
departments. Again, Democrat
dipshits. You can look
this up. These companies are public.
Democrats are like,
what does that mean, man?
I know you're morons. Public
companies have to do public
filings. You can look to do public filings.
You can look up their quarterly filings.
You will see in their last filings that the drug companies that are keeping you alive,
if you're a senior or a cancer patient, are cutting R&D budgets because of this bum's communist price controls.
You can look that up if you want.
I know you won't, but you can try.
And on the Save Democracy thing,
Save Democracy, does that include jailing Peter Navarro,
Steve Bannon, George Papadopoulos,
investigating Carter Page, spying on Donald Trump,
Judge Merchan's gag order,
convicting Donald Trump of fake crimes with no victims?
I mean, this guy's so full of shit, folks.
He's like a baby's diaper, okay?
This is the most disgusting, pathetic speech.
And again, I applaud the Democrat elders for the first and last time
for humiliating this bum in front of the whole world.
Let's finish this off.
You know, we have a thousand trillion,
we have a thousand billionaires in America.
He's promising a bloodbath. A bloodbath, another one, another hoax. If he loses in his words. We have a thousand trillion. We have a thousand billion. Trillion billion. Thousand billion trillion.
He's promising a bloodbath.
A bloodbath.
Another one.
Another hoax.
He loses in his words.
He's talking about the car industry.
That it?
Okay, good.
The bloodbath hoax.
So we had the suckers and losers hoax, the fine people hoax, and the bloodbath hoax.
The guy is a bum. He's a lying bum. I have
zero respect for him. I'm glad he was humiliated. I can't stand this guy. And I'm going to tell you
this, and you can argue with me all you want. I love you in the chat. You're entitled to your
opinion. I respect it, but I'm going to disagree if you disagree with me because I'm telling you I'm right. This has been the most destructive president we have had in the last 50
or 60 years. Obama was horrible. No doubt. This guy makes Obama and Jimmy Carter look like Bill
Clinton. He is horrendous. The guy is a freaking horror show. Last night was an embarrassment.
And I don't want to get out in the head of myself because it's only Monday and they could turn it around.
Last night, I'm telling you, was a train wreck. You had liberal outlets, even this morning,
Playbook and Axios, these communist outlets acknowledging yesterday was a total hit show
with an S in front of it. The times were, the speeches were dry.
The security was crap.
It took people an hour and a half to get in.
The arena was empty for large portions of the day.
The speeches were terrible.
Biden was terrible.
The enthusiasm was all fake.
It was a total mess.
The highlight, this is how bad it was.
The highlight of the day for the demon rats yesterday
was AOC, easily the dumbest member of Congress. Of course, Dan Goldman being the dumbest male
member of Congress. This is the dumbest member. There has never been anyone with a lower IQ
than this idiot. AOC gives this speech and this is like her
50th different accent
she's tried to be like down.
She's always pretending.
She's from Westchester, folks.
Do you understand? Do you guys know New York
at all? Westchester's like
where the rich people live.
That's a suburb
north of New York City.
North of the Bronx. That's where suburb north of New York City, north of the Bronx.
That's where she grew up.
She's not like Jenny from the block.
So she fakes this wannabe down.
I'm actually from New York City.
I lived in Queens.
My dad lived in Jackson Heights.
So did my grandmother.
I spent a lot of my childhood there.
Doesn't AOC represent Jackson Heights?
She lived in Westchester.
She pretends she's down.
She doesn't know anything about the neighborhoods we grew up in.
Here she is with another fake accent, screaming like an idiot.
Check this out.
And I, for one, am tired of hearing about how a two-bit union buster thinks of himself as more of a patriot
than the woman who fights every single day to lift working people out from under the
boots to breathe, traveling on our way of life.
On our way of life.
What is that?
What is that?
What do they call it, Michael?
Sudden onset urban accent see
i never needed to fake that i actually living in florida and maryland after leaving new york
my new york accent's been watered down a bit from living you know you'd say water up in new york
it's been watered down for being gone for two decades now but unlike aoc I actually grew up in New York City.
Oh, my gosh.
That was the highlight of their day.
And then the bum went on at 1130, talking till after midnight.
Oh, man, I think I wet myself.
Did they change him backstage?
Someone get the wipeys out?
What a mess yesterday.
Now, listen, again, don't get ahead of ourselves.
It's not over yet. Okay. You watch what they do with Obama and I'd be like a coronation. Obama's like the Messiah for them. They golden calf them every single time, right? I'm going to tell you
this. If they don't clean this mess up, she's not going to get much of a bump out of this at all.
I mean, yesterday was a disaster. And the problem
they have right now is the black cloud of Joe Bribin hangs over their heads. What are they
going to do the rest of the convention? They've got to run away from the last three and a half years.
One quick thing, and I'll take a break. They couldn't even fix the platform.
Greg Price, hat tip, the official DNC platform was released the other day.
It makes five mentions of Biden's second term.
They didn't even edit the platform right.
Look, there it is right there.
President Biden's second term.
What a mess.
This first day was a train wreck.
They can still save it.
The Democrats, you know, one thing they can do sometimes is they can put on a show.
But I'm telling you, as objectively as possible, yesterday was a train wreck.
And if you think you're getting a bump out of that, Joe Biden crapping himself on stage.
You're out of your mind.
You know, the Republicans got beat up for something they did yesterday.
I disagree.
I'll show you what I mean coming up in a second in a major, major, major update in the Secret Service case.
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You know, a lot of people out there were all banged up about this yesterday.
Like, man, what were the Republicans waiting for?
Folks, listen.
You listen to my show.
I don't need to justify this.
You guys already know.
I am no fan of the establishment Republican Party.
I think you guys know that.
The motto of the show is, Republicans are not the solution to all your problems,
but Democrats are the cause of them, right?
We said it over and over.
However, there were people like, oh, this is a bad idea.
They shouldn't have done this.
This was a brilliant idea.
So they were putting together this case against Joe Biden.
And yesterday, right before Biden speaks that night on Monday,
they released this impeachment report showing what we already knew, that Biden and his family took something like $20 million.
Watch this Fox News report.
There is no better way to show these people we're not done with you.
And let me tell you something to the Biden crime family.
I am going to push every member of the Republican Congress in the next Congress, even though you think you're gone, if you, you know, you will be gone, you're not running again. It's not over. It's not. We
live in a country of laws. I am absolutely convinced you may be on the wrong side of them.
And I'm going to tell, I'm going to make sure every single one of them enforces the law
appropriately with you losers for selling out the United States. This was a great idea of releasing
the impeachment report that night. Check this out. House Republicans finding President Biden and his family received
more than twenty seven million dollars from foreign individuals and entities since 2014.
Lawmakers call it an impeachable conduct. Brooke Singman is in Chicago with this story. Brooke,
good morning. Good morning, Ainsley. I obtained
a copy of this 292-page report from House Republicans. They're on the House Oversight,
Judiciary, and Ways and Means committees, and they've been leading this impeachment inquiry
against President Biden for months. So they said their investigation found that President Biden
engaged in impeachable conduct and said he abused his office and, quote, defrauded the United States to enrich his family.
Republicans revealed that since 2014, the Biden family and its associates received
more than $27 million from foreign individuals and entities. They also found that while Biden
was serving as vice president, the Biden family got more than $8 million in loans
from Democratic benefactors, and they say those loans have not been repaid.
Guys, I'm watching the chat.
I got to tell you, I love you guys in the Army out there.
But you keep, a lot of you keep saying the same thing.
You keep saying nothing's going to happen.
I agree nothing's going to happen.
You don't need to convince me.
I've done shows about nothing happening.
And what have I...
I'm going to move on because I can't.
Do you understand that, yes, nothing is going to happen?
They're Democrats.
Of course nothing's going to happen.
However, we have the opportunity here to inflict at a minimum political damage.
What do you want them to do?
Just ignore this?
Forget it.
You know what?
Let's not talk about it.
Let's talk about Donald Trump.
I get frustrated because I don't think you understand politics.
17 to 20% of Biden's voters in the last election had no idea about the corruption.
Someone just wrote, we got to move on.
It's Harris.
Yes.
Yes, it is Harris who was part of the Biden administration.
So the question to Kamala Harris in debate should be, what'd you know about the $27 million?
No, no, you're right.
Let's just talk about Donald Trump.
Sorry, guys.
I don't mean to be frustrated, but you know what?
I do mean to be frustrated.
I categorically disagree with you.
The Democrats understand ruthless politics.
Joe Biden knows the fine people thing is fake.
He knows it. There's a transcript.
Why do they keep doing it? Do you see Democrats in their chat going, Joe, move on?
Why not? Because they know how to inflict political damage. What part of that are we missing?
This is how you do political damage in politics you expose the differences our stories are true biden is actually corrupt
i'm sorry guys but uh you really the show may not be for you this week we're gonna have this
fight to the end of time and i'm just gonna you. You really want to let all this stuff go?
I'm not doing it.
Absolutely not.
That's not how you do political damage in politics.
These guys need to pay,
and their party needs to pay for hiding it.
Because they're frauds, they're fakes, and they're phonies.
Did you see what happened yesterday?
Did you notice how many inconsistencies were in this series of DNC speeches?
Do you see how many times the Democrats in one sentence in a speech would attack the rich and the wealthy,
and then five seconds later talk about how the stock market's up?
Well, what is it? The stock market, which is primarily invested with pension funds,
some rich folks, some middle-class folks, but there's no question wealthy folks can get rich
in the stock market. What is it? I thought you just said wealthy people are the problem. Now
you're celebrating the stock market. Five minutes later, I heard someone talking about the CHIPS
Act, where they gave billions of dollars to a bunch of multi-million, hundred million dollar, billion dollar CHIPS
companies. And then they're complaining about corporations not paying taxes while they give
them your tax money. Then I heard this one lady, this idiot, you know, liberals, they love Ivy
League colleges. They love the university system. Complaining J.D. Vance went to Yale.
colleges. They love the university system. Complaining J.D. Vance went to Yale. Folks,
we got to beat these people. This isn't time for pussyfooting around, man. This is time for ruthless politics. The difference is the Democrats repeat shit that's fake. We have stuff that's real.
Trust brother Dan, please.
trust brother Dan, please.
All right, I want to move on.
I'm going to take a quick break and I'm going to get back to the Secret Service story
because there's a lot of conspiracies going on
about the Secret Service story
and I'm trying to tell you to stay focused.
Here is the question right now.
You got it?
Everybody checking in?
Don't tap out on me.
This is important.
Who the hell was the shooter working
with and why is everybody so eager to make this story go away? The body's already been cremated.
No, yeah, there's no digital footprint at all. Oh, really? That's the question. I'm telling you,
people are distracting you. There was no water tower shooter. It did not happen.
Every shot's been accounted for.
The 10 shots, eight from crooks, one from the local, one from the Secret Service.
Don't get lost.
There are people trying to distract you.
There's a real question out there.
Who the hell was this guy working with?
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Folks, don't get lost with this Secret Service story.
Can't tell you enough.
The biggest question out there they want you to be distracted from
is who the hell was this guy working with?
Why is nobody talking about it?
Do you notice online there's a proliferation?
There was a guy in the words, folks, Clay Higgins,
who's one of the most conservative members of Congress,
is doing his own investigation along with others.
You're not going to find a more conservative guy.
This guy has absolutely no reason to lie to you was at the scene.
There was whatever's in that water tower or you saw a movie.
It's not,
it was not a person.
It was,
there was no shooter up there.
There was no shooter there.
I can't tell you this enough.
I've trusted people on the inside.
I've as anything I told you about this case,
not panned out. The answer is no. I've told you about 10, 15 things, two weeks ahead of the inside. Is anything I told you about this case not panned out?
The answer is no.
I've told you about 10, 15 things
two weeks ahead of the news.
If you go back and listen to my shows at the RNC
and do a fact check on me,
I'm asking you to do it.
I talked about how initially
that when the guy was shot,
the shooter Crooks,
that they got fragged.
Him and apparently a couple of law enforcement officers too.
Now we know why.
Again, you were weeks ahead of the news cycle.
It turns out that a local counter sniper,
local meaning not Secret Service,
who I told you shot first, you already knew that,
but apparently hit the rifle butt or the bore of the rifle
and caused the fragance.
It did not hit Crooks though, which is consistent with what I told you.
Zero Hedge reporting this today.
Local cop, not Secret Service, shot Trump rally shooter first.
When the SWAT officers saw Crooks moving around the rooftop, this hero here, he quickly left
his post and sprinted towards the man running to a shot position, said Higgins, because
it's Clay Higgins in his investigation.
He stopped Crooks by hitting the rifle.
And importantly,
Higgins believes the shot from the local sniper damaged the buffer tube on
Crooks is AR Higgins added later citing eyewitness testimony.
The next shot would kill Crooks,
which is what I told you came from the secret service counter sniper.
Again,
Higgins is one of the most conservative members of Congress.
This guy has no reason to lie to you.
Why would I lie to you?
I'm the one asking all these Secret Service people to resign and step down.
I'm certainly not defending them.
I'm not spinning your wheels.
Everything I told you was true.
Go back and listen.
I told you there was a frag incident, fragmentation.
Now we know where it came from.
It came from the initial shot from the local where they hit his rifle.
So it would be accurate to say
the local sniper stopped Crooks.
The Secret Service killed him.
But again, I saw a bunch of people online going,
you know, they definitely fudged the story,
but they did,
the Secret Service sniper did actually kill him.
That's not inaccurate,
but they didn't stop him first.
It was the local guy.
And that's how you know about the frag incident first.
But the 10 shots are accounted for.
I promise you they're accounted for.
Eight from crooks, one from the local, one from the Secret Service.
There are no known other shots out there.
If there were, I would tell you, if new information services,
I will happily correct it.
I'm just telling you from trusted people.
I've applied the Bongino rule times 10 on this.
I've waited for like five or six different people to confirm what I'm telling you.
The 10 shots are accounted for.
I think there are people out there, I'm convinced, who are trying to distract you so you forget
what happened with crooks.
That's why.
They do this all the time, folks.
They do this all the time.
They feed information out there.
Look, look, look, squirrel.
Don't do it.
Folks, folks, Biden's political protectors are gone now, too.
So he's going to have real trouble.
And again, I'm sorry.
I spent a lot of time on it before I could see Guy already getting frustrated.
Move on.
But you need to understand ruthless political politics are a necessity to be in this space.
We cannot let Biden off the hook for the malfeasance.
You know why?
Let me ask you.
Can I just give you as a cop a basic kind of analogy story here?
Why do you arrest a bad guy after he, say, robs a woman on the subway?
Crime's over.
Why not just let him go?
It's already over.
What's the point?
The answer is because you want to send a message
to both him and other criminals
that if you do said bad thing,
there's a penalty, right?
I'm not trying to be condescending.
I'm just telling you,
the same thing goes with ruthless politics.
The reason the Democrats keep
arresting Donald Trump every time
on fake crimes is they're not, it's
not about Donald Trump. They're actually helping
Donald Trump. They're trying to send a message
to other Republicans that if you
try to pull what Donald Trump pulled by
going after the swamp, that we're coming
for you next. I know you guys get that.
That's the reason we can't let
any of these Biden scandals
go. None of them. We shouldn't let the Obama Spygate scandal go either. Real clear politics.
Good for Ted Cruz. Ted Cruz and Daryl Issa demand answers on the Secret Service cocaine cover-up.
Did you see this story in Real Clear? You want to talk about a banger of a story? It turns out
that according to this reporting by Susan Crabtree,
the old secret service director apparently was pressuring this guy
who was the acting chief of the uniform division
to destroy the cocaine evidence in the White House.
When the guy didn't do it, he was apparently passed over by promotion.
Here's the crazy thing.
The decision to bypass this guy McCauley, a black man,
raised eyebrows within the agency because they're in this DEI push
that Kim Cheadle herself championed.
The story gets even worse.
This other guy, White, is responsible for a vault where the evidence was kept,
including the cocaine.
It's supposed to be stored for seven years per agency protocols.
According to several sources in the Secret Service community who spoke to Crabtree,
this guy received a call from Kim Cheadle, the old director,
someone speaking on her behalf last summer,
pressuring him to destroy the evidence after the cocaine was tested
by Homeland Security and the FBI's crime lab for fingerprint and DNA analysis.
Folks, this is a huge scandal.
I'm telling you right now, they know who brought that cocaine in the White House.
This is the kind of thing we absolutely cannot let go.
Biden's political protectors are gone now.
This is the time to enforce the law and move in.
The Democrats are the ones who said it, did they not?
No one's above the law.
No one's above the law. No one's above the law.
Neither is Joe Biden.
Now's the time to send a message.
You guys aren't above the law either.
But I want you to listen to this because I'm afraid, ladies and gentlemen,
that we are on the verge of something really scary.
I don't know if you know Tim Pool.
He's a podcaster.
I've been on his show.
Tim Pool did this segment the other day.
I don't want you to be
surprised one bit because the Democrats, nobody knows how to abuse power better than the Democrats.
Do not be surprised one bit in September if this insane Judge Merchan in New York
tries to put Trump in jail. I can tell you for sure that plans are already being made.
Do not be surprised. I want you to listen to this segment. Tell me what you think on the other side.
Check this out. Tony Saruga says multiple high level sources have stated the New York City
Department of Correction is making arrangements for Donald J. Trump's arrival at Rikers Island
in September. He tweeted this. This is just yesterday. President Trump will 100 percent
be sentenced to prison on September 18th. I'm told the sentence will be one year, but we'll see.
The Marxist judge could change the sentencing at this at the last minute, but he's definitely
sentencing President Trump to at least one year. Rikers Island already has special accommodations
ready. This is two months before the election. This has got three point one million views. I don't know what his source is. This guy is just he's a contractor. He's a
philanthropist. CIA whistleblower. Is that what he says? CIA NSA contractor whistleblower Intel Ops.
I'm assuming he's probably got some sources, but it is all rumors right now. However,
Hannah Clare made a good point. Kamala is not committing to any dates past September 10th for a debate because she maybe knows something Trump doesn't. There you go.
I don't know his source, folks. I'm just throwing that out there. I don't know his source.
I'm telling you from my sources that plans are already being made.
That doesn't mean they know about the sentencing.
They could just be planning for security reasons.
I'm just telling you, do not be even remotely surprised
if this tyrant commie Merchan puts him in jail or tries to.
Makes sense with Kamala with the debates, doesn't it?
Or tries to.
Makes sense with Kamala with the debates, doesn't it?
Folks, you see how this ties in in my little rant here?
The show is never random.
Well, the rant was kind of off the cuff, but it wasn't random.
The Democrats have learned to abuse power.
Take power and subjugate people who are innocent, us conservatives.
We have an opportunity right now to use the same power to go after people who've actually broken laws.
There's a difference between us and them.
I want you to listen to Kamala Harris here.
And again, another recently surfaced clip.
Does this sound like a woman uncomfortable with abusing power?
You really believe if she were to win in November,
she's going to pardon Donald Trump?
If Donald Trump loses, there is zero chance they don't put him in jail.
It was like a triple, quadruple, double negative.
They absolutely put him in jail.
Absolutely.
Listen to Kamala, who seems really comfortable flexing her pen to ruin people's
lives in her own words, not mine. I learned, I think I was, I don't know, 22 when I started that
work. I learned that with the swipe of my pen, I could charge someone with the lowest level offense.
And because of the swipe of my pen,
that person could be arrested.
They could sit in jail for at least 48 hours.
They could lose time from work and their family,
maybe lose their job.
They'd have to come out of their own pocket to help hire a lawyer.
They'd lose standing in their community.
All because of the swipe of my pen.
Does this sound like a woman who's a member of a party she's the titular head of right now,
who is uncomfortable within said party of abusing power.
There is zero chance Donald Trump stays out of jail if Kamala Harris wins.
Zero.
He just said it right.
He and I kind of like movies and sci-fi.
I like spy stuff too.
This is like out of a James Bond, like a James Bond film. With the swipe of my pen, I put people stuff too. There is, this is like out of a James Bond, like a James Bonville.
With the swipe of my pen, I put people in jail.
Let me prepare you for something else too.
You ready?
Folks, red flags in the chat, please.
Get them up.
Get them up.
Mark it, flag it.
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I've already told you that there's going to be massive violence if Donald Trump wins between November and January.
They are desperately going to stop.
They will do anything to stop him from taking office.
They will try to hurt him.
They will try to stop him.
They will do anything to stop the certification process,
I promise you. Dan, you need to back that up. Ladies and gentlemen, I always do.
Here is another crazy Democrat, in addition to Biden, in addition to AOC, in addition to Kamala
Harris with the swipe of my pen. Here's Hakeem Jeffries, the most powerful Democrat on Capitol Hill.
Here he is on CNN. I want
you to listen to the implication he
makes here if Donald Trump wins
that they're not going to certify
this election. You better start getting ready
for this right now, Republicans.
You better have a plan.
Listen to the winky, winky nod
here and tell me what you think. Check this out.
Donald Trump and his allies are already starting to lay the groundwork to contest the election results in November.
Are you confident that a Republican led House will certify the 2024 election in January?
I'm confident that we're going to do everything that we need to do over the next few months to make sure that House Democrats take back the majority so that the American people do not have to encounter that question.
Folks, that was a simple question. Fellas, was it not? Are you going to do everything in your power to make sure?
I mean, it's a pretty simple question. He could have just come out and said, listen, whoever wins on election night and gets the votes, we're going
to certify it. He should, I mean, he could have taken a shot at the Republicans, you know, even
though they cheated and scam. I'm just trying to think like a crazy Democrat for a second, right?
Even if you believe 2020 was legit, what has two thumbs and doesn't think that this guy,
but say you're a crazy Democrat and you think there was no fraud whatsoever in 2020.
It was a perfect opportunity, right?
Was it not?
What should you, you guys know, what should he have said?
He should have said,
we're not going to be like those crazy Republicans
who thought we stole 2020.
Donald Trump wins.
We'll make sure the process is smooth and fair.
Notice he didn't say that.
Listen to me and get ready now. Mentally start
hardening yourself up. Get like a football helmet of steel around your head and get ready to go
because I'm telling you now, the violence is going to come from them. Mark it, flag it. I have
absolutely zero doubt. And not only are they going to become violent,
and by the way, for the 10,000th time,
I resolutely, completely condemn the red line crossing of political violence
because there's no going back.
They don't feel the same way.
And I'm telling you, they are not going to certify this election.
They are ruthless.
You see what happened in Georgia?
In Georgia,
the Georgia Election Board,
they're pushing forward
these really modest modifications.
You basically have to make
the voter tallies add up
with the number of people
who showed up.
They're also allowing monitors
at every place there's balloting,
ballot boxes and elsewhere.
The Democrats are going crazy in Georgia.
They're losing their minds.
They are ruthless.
You want to play ruthless politics?
Folks, it's time to put the big boy pants on and let's rock and roll.
You release the impeachment thing the night Biden talks.
Yes.
You go after Biden and the family for breaking the law.
Yes.
You expose Kamala Harris for being a communist.
Yes.
And don't fall into this trap, by the way.
I talked about this yesterday.
Please don't fall into this trap with just really, honestly,
weeks to go until early voting i'm asking you
again as your friend i love you guys and i you know i'm kind of having a little buyer's remorse
i know i keep going back to but i really love you guys a lot i love you being here and i hope you
don't i wasn't trying to be a dick in the beginning of the show i'm just trying to win
i'm just trying to win and i i'm seeing this frustration with our own party spill over into negative
tactics and stuff and we're starting to buy into failed strategies the only strategy to win is to
be as ruthless as the other guys right now within the bounds of the law and morality they won't do
any of that and i don't want you to fall in these traps either. My good friend, Lawrence Jones at
Fox was a super nice guy. Did a pretty good interview with Buttigieg this morning. We told
Buttigieg, did you see it? He told Buttigieg, it was great. He's like, you know, listen, Pete,
the people being killed in Chicago look like me. They don't look like you. And by the way,
they're governed by people with your party label but lawrence did a
man on the street interview and i i don't want to there's a positive and a negative to this
i'm going to play the clip and let me give you the positive and negative first the positive is
a bunch of minority voters who in a liberal city chicago are now open to vote for republicans
thank you listen to me period full stop thank you. Listen to me. Period. Full stop. Thank you.
We want your vote. This is how you win. We need you. We want you. I wish I I'm begging you to take a look at us. I'm not running. Take a look at the party because again, we may not be the
solution of all of your problems, but the cause of your problems in Chicago are unquestionably
Democrats. Thank you. The downside to this is what happens at the end.
Folks, politics is soundbites and snapshots.
Nobody's looking at platforms.
Please don't buy into this.
They're not doing it.
I'll show you what I mean.
Check this out.
Church yesterday to talk to the voters to find out what they think about this election. And you said when it's a it's a big difference having Kamala at the top
of the ticket versus Biden. Yeah, I decided to go back to my roots as a preacher's kid and go back
to church. I had the opportunity to talk with the voters and I talked about the elephant in the room.
Is there pressure within the community to vote for Kamala Harris because
she would be the first? And this was this was the reaction.
she would be the first.
And this was the reaction.
Is there any pressure in this election based on the historic nature of Kamala Harris
being the first black woman on the ticket?
Does that put extra weight on your decision
this election time?
Absolutely not.
I would say...
None at all?
No, no.
Yes, there's definitely a lot more pressure.
I want to hear more about what she's going to do, because being black is one thing.
But we've had black people to disappoint us. And so being a woman is one thing.
But we've had women to disappoint us. So I think the main thing is, what is your platform?
Thank you for considering the Republican Party.
I mean it.
But with respect,
what part of what the Democrats stand for
are you still unsure of?
I'm not asking to be an asshole.
I promise you.
What part?
The Democrats have run the city of Chicago for 50 to 60 years with an absolute majority.
A monopoly.
Forget majority.
The crime.
The businesses moving out.
The confiscatory taxes.
The broken healthcare system. the broke pension fund, the dirt in the streets, the crime everywhere.
What part could you possibly be confused about?
They're not confused, folks.
We just have to get better at the soundbites.
The Democrats have been better at this
for years hope he changes those other bullshit kamala harris is terrible at that kamala harris
has an awful platform her platform is communism and price controls despite axios attempt to hide
this morning and kamala is terrible at the sound bites and snapshots too she's awful she can't do
a quickie sound bite her snaps Her snapshots are terrible. She's
always cackling and looking like an unserious loser. Here, I want to show you something too.
She's never going to be able to escape from Biden. Tying it back to the beginning of the show.
Democrats have a real problem the next few days. The black cloud of the Joe Biden presidency,
which everybody hated, is hanging over this convention. It's really hard for them
to pseudo celebrate Joe Biden last night and now today tell you how bad he sucks and there's going
to be a new tomorrow. It's them who did it. Here's Anita Dunn. This is, listen to me,
this is Biden's right-hand man or woman in this case. Here she is, listen to the end of this,
basically saying like, oh no,
like Kamala Harris, yeah, it's a
continuation of everything in the last three years.
They don't know what to do.
They don't know what to do to escape from this. Watch.
That he helped
save democracy in 2020.
That under him we've proven that
democracy can actually deliver results to people.
And now it is time
for Kamala Harris to get elected and to continue that work.
They will continue to go with this, pun intended, the continue line.
They don't know what to do.
Don't forget, people know the Biden presidency sucked.
It sucked so bad they had to push him out at 30% approval.
He is going to go down, I promise you,
as one of the worst presidents in U.S. history.
What easily one of the easily top three.
They're trying to run on a new tomorrow, joy and hope and change.
Change from what? Democrats?
Here's the soundbite portion I'm telling you about.
Kamala Harris asks answers a question about her communist government takeover of the economy and i want you to listen how she uses a
bunch of capitalist buzz terms here but she can't decide in this minute-long answer if investing
through government spending is giving people money or taking it.
Listen, listen, this is super important. Folks, you're not allowed to go anywhere. $152,000.
Get more friends in here for this clip. Ask your liberal friends to watch this and say,
what is it? Are we taking money from people through the taxes they want?
Or giving them more money?
What is it?
What's investing?
Watch how she goes back and forth and can't seem to decide.
Take a listen.
You unveiled your economic policies last week.
Can you explain how you're going to pay for those?
And can you give us a sense of what other policies you want to unveil?
Sure. Well, I mean, you just look at it in terms of what we are talking about,
for example, around children and the child tax credit and extending the EITC. That is at $6,000
for the first year of a child's life. The return on that investment in terms of what that will do
and what it will pay for will be tremendous. We've seen it when we did it in the first year of our administration, we reduced child poverty by over 50 percent. So
that's a lot of the work. And then what we're doing in terms of the tax credits, we know that
there's a great return on investment. And when we increase homeownership in America, what that
means in terms of increasing the tax base, not to mention property tax base, what that does to fund
schools, again, return on investment.
I think it's a mistake for any person who talks about public policy to not critically
evaluate how you measure the return on investment.
Ladies and gentlemen, this woman is an idiot.
In this exact, this is what I was talking about at the beginning of the show.
Joe Biden, the stock market's at a record high.
We hate rich people.
The CHIPS Act was wonderful.
Corporations suck.
We love universities that are liberal.
J.D. Vance went to Yale.
Kamala Harris.
We got to give people tax credits so they can keep more of their money.
But then at the end she goes, and we need to expand the tax base to take more of their money.
You just said the opposite thing. Is anybody else catching this? Chatsters or anyone?
Nothing these people say is meant to stimulate the intellect of sound, smart, rational people.
This is designed for morons. This is why I'm saying to that lady, oh, we got to see the platform.
Nobody cares about platforms.
They don't have a platform.
It's all about soundbites.
Want to see how soundbites and snapshots are done?
Play that Trump clip over there.
This is how it's done.
Watch this.
Fight, fight, fight.
That's how it's done.
Don't get frustrated, man.
It's your time to execute.
Again, I voted today.
It's a Florida primary.
Everyone get out in Florida and vote.
It is our job to vote.
I got to tell you, again, I'm sorry.
I didn't vote early in this primary, the move thing,
but vote early.
I always do.
It's actually the first time I voted on election day.
I think in like, gosh, probably close to 20 years or so. So I always vote early, bank your vote, execute, vote, take 10 people with you, execute, execute, execute.
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