The Golden Hour - The World’s Most Expensive Fish | The Golden Hour #12 w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Episode Date: January 20, 2023

The guys talk Brendan's fish problems, Chris' fish mating like rabbits, Erik's lost wallet fiasco, arguments with their girls, ice cream eating methods, peeing in the shower, all new KATS In The Wild submissions and they play a brand new game of Rank My Tank and much more! DraftKings > Download the Draftkings app and use code GOLDEN Gambling Problem? Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (CO/IL/IN/LA/MD/MI/NJ/PA/TN/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (KS/NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), visit OPGR.org (OR), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/LA(select parishes)/MD/MI/NJ/NY/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. Void in OH/ONT. Eligibility restrictions apply.     Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 bet. Promo code req. $200 issued as eight (8) $25 free bets. Free Bets are non-cashable and cannot be withdrawn. Free bets must be wagered 1x and stake is not included in any returns or winnings. Free Bets expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. Promotional offer period ends 1/29/23 at 11:59:59 PM ET. See terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/mmaterms.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Use the code GOLDEN. New customers can bet $5 on UFC 283 and get $200 in free bets instantly. Minimum age eligibility restrictions apply. See show notes for details. Have you heard of this story where the lady had a pet snake? Or maybe it was a guy. I don't know. It doesn't matter.

And it wasn't eating. And they were like, why is it not eating? And then it found out that it wasn't eating because it was getting ready to eat the person. It was like dieting? Yeah. It was like fasting? I want to eat that person. I heard a story about it. She was like dieting? Yeah. It was like fasting? I want to eat that person. I heard a story about it.

She was like, why is my snake fasting? The lady keeps waking up and the snake is like next to her. Yeah. Oh, it's measuring you. Oh, there you go.

Oh, fuck. We're friends that laugh. We're friends that shout. Sometimes we don't know what we're talking about. But that won't stop us Nothing can stop us Ooh, yeah

It's like a show you used to love Just rebranded enough It's stronger, better, bigger power Cause it is the Golden Hour It's the Gold Hour. It's the Gold Hour. Now you understand. It's like having something that you have to take care of, and it costs money and time.

It's not just like, ooh, look at the nice fish. Oh, no, and I expected some work, and people warned me, but it is. Did they warn you? But here's the problem. Most people do it with one tank. Your boy has three tanks, 70-gallon, 60-gallon. you? But here's the problem. Most people do it with one tank. Your boy has three tanks. You have three tanks? 70 gallon, 60 gallon. Together? We're in different rooms.

Different rooms? You have three fish tanks in different rooms? You ever see a popper fish? Yeah, but like... Three of them. Okay, but don't. Do you like them?

Yeah, I'm with Chris on this one. I like Googling them and looking at them. I don't need to have that. And when? When would you even Google? If I need to see one. You Google it when you see

that there's some idiot with three fish tanks and something happened. Bro, what are you looking at? You're like a Batman villain. You're like Dr. Fish. I know. Why do you have three fish tanks?

Where are they? What rooms are they in? One in my son's room and then two in the theater. Dr. Fish. Dude, I have... That's cool, man. Wouldn't that just be Aquaman? Dr. Fish?

I guess so. Not if it was not if it was marvel because dc's aquaman so marvel would have them i'm like marvel would be dr ferole guy i'm like deuce big love i was really if he was really shitty at fish tanks it's not easy dude here's oh that was a job in the thing yeah oh dude i woke up and like i woke up at like 3 30 and i was like oh my girl blew up the bathroom it smells terrible what is and i was like hey are you all right she's like what she's like no it smells awful i'm like what the fuck is that smell and then i i'm like oh the fish i go to my son's room it's he's sleeping i smell in there dude it smelled like some just

a thousand farts and what did happen the ammonia from all the fish because i had like 20 fish in there all the you know the yeah i get it food it goes bad and the ammonia turns into nitrates, and that poisons the water. So I was in there in my undies just saving the fish, saving the fish, putting them in the other tank. So wait, wait, wait. I had to drain out all the water. You just put fish in the thing, and you didn't put a filter or nothing on it? Oh, no, I have all the filter. Come on, Dad.

Whatever it is. We're way past that. No, no. This tank's been running for weeks. It's been fine. So why didn't it smell the night before? Because something triggers it, and then the ammonia turns into nitrates. It's a vicious cycle.

This isn't about my fish. Well, dude, I— They're going to be fine. Yeah, they are. I hired a professional. I went, I'm tapping out. Yeah, and he came in and— He gets there at 2.30 today.

Okay, so I got my son like five fish, like just little fishies. Like the petco fish? Yeah. Yeah, super big. Yeah, and so, you know, he's fucking not even three yet, and we got him in the thing, and all of a sudden we look, and there's 12 fish in there. So we're like, okay, they're having babies.

I'm like, all right, well, we got to fucking figure something out. Then, bro, there were eventually just under 40 fish in that little tank it just kept fucking and now you have to have a sex talk with calvin like this is how this works dude we had to take them out and we brought them back to pekka we were like we didn't know that they were gonna be so you should have gave them to me no dude they were so you could even find them you they were like so little yeah they're tiny so yeah well here's a piece here's my weekend okay it's a beast so and this and you can hear the full story on riffing with griffin every tuesday live anyway um i thought i lost my wallet okay all right nothing worse all right so somewhere

i'm in greensboro north carolina yeah all right i'm in greensboro north carolina and i had this big winter coat but it wasn't as cold as it's supposed to be. So I took my coat off in the green room, and I thought I put my wallet in the coat. All right? I left the coat. I'm leaving the next morning. I have an early flight. I'm calling this guy nonstop. He won't get back.

Of course. The manager of the club? Yeah, yeah. He's not up before 11. It's crazy. Okay, so now I'm in a bind. But luckily, I remembered that in case of emergencies, I bring my passport with me everywhere I travel. Great.

But still, I'm worried about my wallet. Wise old man move. So the guy finally gets back to me and he goes, I'm going to the club. I'll let you know. This is why I'm bringing this up. This is what he responds with. Okay. He goes, good news.

I found your jacket. No wallet. Well, that's not good news. Good news? Good good news you get excited i found your jacket yeah but not are you kidding me rather have the wallet this is bad news yeah yeah this is this is a disaster what you're saying about it where you like you just go cool thanks i was already i was already like i tell the, because I called the guy 25 times. So I had

to open with, well, I'm taking you off my emergency contact list. That's first thing. First thing, you off the emergency contact list because I'm dead. No, I know, right. You're dead. Did he put no shit? Yeah, like if I'm in a van and I

fucking went into the water and I need to call somebody. Not him. It's not him. No, no, no, no. Because I'm dead. Nor should it be him. I manage a comedy club in North Carolina. He got kids.

The guy got a kid. What if his kid is like stuck and he's calling dad, dad, dad? Yeah, he needs to be accessible. He needs to be accessible. A little more. You know what I mean? As a dad. I'm saying the thing is like can you imagine somebody saying that to you?

Good. He opens the text with good news good news i'm like oh he found my wallet maybe it's a joke i just think no i want you to know what so what is your emotion what did you go through you did you actually get excited oh my god i went through the emotions of like oh thank god this is like you stupid okay yeah so the wallet's gone no No, no, no. So then what? Here's where the wallet was. He bought fish with it? I get home. Yeah, that's, yeah. I looked on the thing.

It was like, fish tank? You're sending flower head fish to Woodland Hills, California. So I get home and Rachel goes to my bag. She goes, don't worry, we'll find it. And I was like, I think it's gone. I'm really, you know when you lose your wallet, you think about your credit card. Yeah, it sucks, bro. You know, whatever, you might have a little. Library card, Y card. Yeah, some cute picture of your something. I'm really – you know when you lose your wallet, you're thinking about your credit card. Yeah, it sucks, bro. Whatever – you might have a little –

Library card, Y card. Yeah, some cute picture of your something. I'm studious. It was in my vitamin bag. Why? With you. Do you even remember putting it in there? No, I think this is – I remember now.

I walked in the hotel room. I fling my wallet on this table. They had all this stuff. It must have flown into the bag. Wow, dude. And let me tell you something. I tore this room apart looking for my wallet On this table They had all this stuff It must have flown Into the bag Wow dude And let me tell you something I tore this room apart Looking for my wallet

Never thought What about when you Took your vitamins You didn't see the fucking thing I had already taken them And then I put And then the wallet's black So I just probably

Went like this And sat in there Oh wow Rachel Opens my suitcase The first bag she grabs Is that bag And then she looks in and then she goes,

Oh, wow. So you got home before you even, did you cancel anything? No, no, no, no. All right, good. Because I wanted to see like, I was checking to see, because then I would know it was stolen

because it would be like Greensboro Best Buy. Yeah, of course. You know what I mean? I've had that happen. Dude, I had once my wife, My wife? No, so my business manager hit me up. He said, what are these charges?

And I was like, what is it? And he sent me. It was like something for something. I didn't know where it was from. And I was like, what the fuck is this? And I asked Kristen. I was like, did you buy something from here? And she was just like, no.

But she was doing something else so i said not cancel that shit i didn't do that we got to get a new card ordered a new card canceled the thing and then later on kristen was like wait what oh that was from fucking flowers i bought for for my friend it's her birthday i didn't have to pay for him the friend got flowers and i revert they reversed the thing. Do you know what I mean? You hustled the same. So then we got free flowers for our friends. And I was like,

I fucking asked you. And she was like, I was doing something else. You got to be, you know. Did you smack her around for that? No, dude. Come on, man. I just, I can't even get,

like I can't even raise my voice. It was a stern talking to. I can't even raise my, I don't raise my voice. I can't raise my, I barely ever raise my voice, dude. And when I, yeah. Do you ever get mad at your,

you go, and what the fuck, NNS? Oh, yeah. Really? Oh, yeah. I try not to, but, you know. Do you? Bitches be crazy. Am I right?

About this kind of stuff, I just have to, like, I have to, like, you have to know who you're dealing with. Yeah. You know, that's what it is. John James. Interesting, yeah. That's a good point. You have to know who you're dealing with, because, like, Rachel's a kind of, like, you know, she'll go, you know go shop at the supermarket and come back with some things.

And I go, how much was this? Yeah. And she says, well, I spent what I had to spend. Yeah, yeah. That makes sense. Yeah. Do you hear what I just said? Yeah, I hear it.

Yeah. I spent what I had to spend. Yeah, yeah. So that's like a – so I just got to go, okay, you got me. That's how you know it's a lot of money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know when Rachel spent a lot of money, like she had this new coat, this jacket. And I said, how much was that?

She was like, you know, it was, when she don't say the, if the price don't come up. Start with the price. Yep. Open with. Start your reasoning. With many dollars. Yeah. So I just kind of go, I go, okay, you know.

So when that kind of thing. Buy it nice or buy it twice. I would immediately, I immediately just go to. Hidner. Yeah, yeah. Hey, yeah, what's, yeah, it's like, so Louis Vuitton? But I already know. Yeah.

If I see something like that, it would be odd if it was like a hardware store. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? It was like $650 there. Yeah, yeah, it was like a hardware store. You know what I mean? It was like $650 a hardware store. Hey, what is this? You ain't fixing shit. Dude, you. She's cheating. Yeah.

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That's code GOLDEN this Saturday at DraftKings Sportsbook. The official sports betting partner of the UFC. Minimum age eligibility restrictions apply. See show notes for details. Let's get back to the program. You, I don't think, I don't, don't even, why do you look? Don't even look. No, no, no.

Because it's going to happen anyway. That's my move. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. But you know when I look? When? When I look is when the bill comes in. And then I'm like, what?

What are we spending on this? But don't you have a business manager? No, man. Oh, you don't? Okay, you got to get one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got to get you one. You got to get one.

No, because then he'd be calling me with that like, hey, man, you got to have a talk with. I'm surprised you guys can't even do the show with me. I smell like fish. I don't smell it. Oh, really? It's so bad. No, no bad All I smell is Chin's cologne He was talking about Chin's perfume

I didn't even smell that Chin Don't call it perfume It's perfume There's no No no no First of all That's perfume

Oh is it flowers How about this I'm gonna go a little bit further There's no such thing as cologne If you put on cologne And you're a man Congratulations You put on perfume

Not my hands That's cool dude Oh so you're I smell like Burt Reynolds put on perfume. Smell me, dude. Not my hands. That's cool, dude. Oh, so you're also saying if a dude has a bag, it's a purse. Yeah, that's fair. It depends on if it's- No, no, no. Look, I don't wear either. Okay.

So I'm just saying it depends on- Are you that guy that don't wear deodorant either? If it's straight across, I feel like a fanny pack is okay for a dude. But if the second you- Satchel. Yeah, bro. Hold on. I don't wear either. A fanny pack is okay for a dude? No, it you... Satchel. Yeah, bro. I don't wear either. Indiana Jones

has a satchel. Fanny pack is okay for a dude? No, it's not. I like fanny packs myself. Batman has a utility belt. It's the same fucking thing. No, no, no. That's a purse. Batman's utility belt. That's a purse. You're fucking with Batman. That's a purse. If you can go like this, and he's like, oh, here's my lip gloss. You don't think Batman has some lip gloss?

His mouth is out. Just his mouth. Batman's in a room room and he's just like he gets also he's high up where the wind is yeah yeah yeah crack lips and shit

Batman has lip gloss but Chin has on way too much cologne today now you know who he smells like Armenian you know who rocks a fanny pack all the time

Rogan yeah I know yeah he sells his own fanny pack I don't mind fanny packs I think they're cool I would wear them I just don't I have a dope fanny pack

he's the kind of guy, though, that is like- You don't even say shit. No, but he's just so like this. You know what I mean? Yeah. They're just like, okay. Yeah. That guy, it's okay.

Then he has a purse on his hip. That's what it is. It's a purse. Yeah. I rocked one forever. It's a purse that you don't have to carry. Because how many people have the fanny pack and you see them put it like this? Then that becomes a purse.

All of a sudden, it's not a fanny pack? No. It's just a purse in a different part of your body. Yeah. If you carry it like this, I feel like it's a purse. If you carry it like this, it's not a purse. Yeah, but then it's a- Even if it's the same thing.

It should be called a shoulder pack. You carry it like this. This is a shoulder pack. This is a- And why is it called a fanny pack? Shouldn't it be called like a gut pack? It should. Yeah, Rogan got that old-

A fupa pack. Rogan got that old leather one there. Yeah. Also, here's the thing. But he's just challenging everyone. Yeah, but don't get a really nice fanny pack. You know what I'm talking about? Look at the rock.

Oh, from like St. Laurent? Yeah, don't get a really nice one. Yeah, don't do that. Yeah, but he's – Oh, you know what? I got to disagree with you because – What? A nice one? No, no.

You know when you have your travel kit with all your toothpaste and all this kind of stuff? And I needed a good one because it just keeps getting messed up. Yeah. So Rachel, of course, Rachel, she finds a store at the Century City Mall. Of course. Louis Vuitton. And it's not even a store like that. It's one of these off-brand stores that's not a major brand, but it's a major brand

if you know what you need and that stuff. I had to spend like $300 on this thing. It's great. Well, it is good. You get a zipper and a thing. That one's kind of lit. That one is kind of good, the Balenciaga one. I'm not getting a Balenciaga.

Balenciaga, I don't see how they stay in business. I was in Vegas. There's nobody in those stores. There's nobody in the stores. $1,000? Well, of course not. $1,000? $100 off, though.

It is on sale. It is a steal. And it's $1,100. It used to be $1,200. It's a steal. Could be a tax write-off if you were on sale. And it's $1,100. It used to be $1,200. It's a steal. You'll be attacked right after you wear it on stage. That's kind of an iffy. I don't know if that works.

It depends who your business guy is. Yeah, if he's a crook or not. They're all crooks. All right. Let's see what's up with this dude. He's got more fish tank stuff. He's got his own fish tank. Oh, no.

Does he live in California? Yo, Golden Hour gang. This is Kevin coming at you from Pasadena. Oh, nice. So I know Brennan's been into that aquatic life lately, so I got a new segment for you. This is Rank My Tank. Oh. I know you know about an aquarium that has water.

You might have heard of a terrarium that has land. And water. But if you have both, it's called a paludarium. So here's my setup. You have a snake or lizard up top? Some fancy ones down here, some cool spotted guys, some driftwood underneath, and then up top, the land, the island. Savage.

A little waterfall, a little Star Wars toys, keep it indoor, you know? And here's the forest modeled after Pacific Northwest. Got a bonsai up top. This is Rank my tank. Big fans of all of you guys. I've seen you live a couple times. Thanks for helping life continue to rip. Hell yeah, dude. Thanks, bro.

He can do it. That tank rips. Dude, land NC? If there was an iguana on top, I'd be okay. Yeah, but then it would eat all the fish, right? No, not necessarily. It's called the circle of life right inside the tank. Yeah, I mean the circle of tank. But if you're going to have the land part, you got to put some. I'm with Eric.

Like, who is it? Oh, Dwight Howard has this big. He was on tank. He has tank underneath. Lit ass fish. Up top, giant bow constrictor snake. Huge snake. Who?

Dwight Howard. That's just fucking too much, man. Anytime somebody hasor snake. Huge snake. Who? Dwight Howard. That's just fucking too much, man. Anytime somebody has a snake, I'm out. What are you doing? Well, you guys are boring. Because you always see, no, dude. You just Google pet snake going crazy. You know what I mean?

And that's what happens. I don't like pet snakes. How about how when, have you heard of this story where the lady had a pet snake? Or maybe it was a guy i don't know it doesn't matter but uh and it wasn't eating and they were like why is it not eating and then it found out that it wasn't eating because it was getting ready to eat the person yeah it's like dieting yeah like they were like i want to eat that person so i heard a story about why is my snake fasting lady lady keeps waking up and the snake is like next to her. Yep. The guy was like, oh, it's measuring you.

Oh, there you go. Oh, fuck. He's just, he's like, I think I can do this. Dude, listen, let me tell you what a pet is. I don't fuck with snakes. A pet, a real pet, you can go like this. And they come to you. Yep.

And they give you a little love. Yeah. Oscar fish do that. Dog, cat, Brian Callen. Oscar fish do that. Dog, cat, Brian Callen. If you go like this, and the fucking snake just doesn't do anything until it's hungry, it's not a pet.

That's not a pet. That's a dangerous animal. I'm sorry. Snakes are not pets. I'm sorry. People with snakes and spiders and all that kind of shit, I don't fucking believe you. No, thank you.

Nick, you're not a fish guy? It seems like a really expensive hobby. I like the idea. I'll put it on as a screensaver on my TV. I was just about to say, Nick grew up way too poor to have fish. You look like they have hamsters. Here's the thing. If you eat it, you don't get to have it as a pet, too, I feel like.

I don't eat fish anymore. I'm with you. Really? Yeah. No fish in my house. How come? I love them too much. Okay. So you don't eat fish anymore i'm with you really yeah fresh no fish in my house how come i love them too much okay so you don't eat i want the other fish you're not going to nobu anymore no place like that no boo no boo no you you just like you like this no no boo that's what i'm saying no boo you don't eat for how long have you not eaten fish for i've been i've had i've been a fish

owner i've had my fish my fish who are my best friends for about a month now. A fish owner, like it's a Toyota. So you stopped eating the all-new fish. Yeah. All right, so you stopped eating fish because you have fish. Yes. Wow, dude, that's even worse than what I said, eating fish and having fish. Wow, you stopped a month ago because you got some fucking puffer fish?

Yeah, yeah. Oh, dude. Dude, you ever seen a flower head? A what? A flower horn. Of course not. Bring that up. But let me ask you this.

Let me ask you this. Let's say you had a pet eagle. I'm not eating eagle. So would you not eat chicken anymore? I don't like chicken in general. I eat chicken, but it's kind of bullshit. No, no. But what I'm saying is they're both birds.

Yeah. I hate birds. In the same way that your fish is not the same as a tuna. Yep. So that's what my point is. If you had a pet eagle. I hate birds. In the same way that your fish is not the same as a tuna. Yep. So that's what my point is. If you had a pet... I have two of those right there. Check out the big brain on Brad.

Oh, they got big brains, huh? How much is a fish like that? No, it just has cancer. It just has cancer. For real, how much... Hey, if you have to ask, you can't afford it. No, I have no idea. Like, I know how much fucking fish are.

A male flower head... He doesn't even know how much flowers are. He's going to look. A male flower horn... Yes. They can how much flowers are a male flower horn guess they can be anywhere from 80 to about 2 grand wait what? 2 grand?

competition fish what does that even mean? competition fish competing in what? we have a competition march Long Beach the arrogance of him to say

competition fish this is like those people that do like barbecue or just like dude Dude, that's crazy they're that much. I guess they're hard to get. No, they're not hard to get. They're just rare. It's just a sucker born every day. And you can't... They're not natural.

They were man-made. Come on. You know how I know it's not a pet? Here's another way it's not a pet. How about 50 years? If there's like a glass case and a kid is looking at it and the lion or tiger goes like they're trying to get it it's not a pet

most expensive $30,000 $2 to $500 and they're man made those are most expensive some of the competition ones get up there that's why people spend so much money on that tank itself it's like the lifestyles of the competition ones Get up there That's why people spend So much money on That tank itself Cause these people

It's like the lifestyles That are rich and ridiculous Yeah it's golf It's fucking Yeah it's just Yeah it's the upcharge They fucking You're a sucker bro

Yeah You're a big I'm a sucker fish I'm a sucker fish Three times over Three times over You got three tanks You're a sucker three times over

Yeah So I'll get Come over and I think You'll beg the death For when those When those puffer fish Come up to your hand You think it'll change me I'll come over and I think you'll beg to differ when those when those puffer fish come up to your hand you think it'll change me

I'll just you know how much time I can call the Oscars they're like dogs so that's like how much time is that like what is that

10 seconds of the visit yeah oh no no you'll be there for an hour I'll stare at those fish for hours alright well this is more about your issue

it's a real treat this guy's just face all illuminated with the fucking lights. Smelling like shit. It smells like shit. And the fish are going like dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're like this.

Fuck this motherfucker. Yeah. All right, let's see what's up. What the fuck is this? So it's basically a- Hi, all. I got a debate club for you. I'm a 28-year-old rapper from Springfield, Illinois.

Nice. And I've been rapping since I was 15. Prove it. I signed actually at 19 until 21 and independent until like 20. Oh, wow. I'm a rapper. I'm a rapper. I'm a rapper. I'm a 28-year-old rapper from Springfield, Illinois. Nice. And I've been rapping since I was 15. Prove it. I signed, actually, at 19 until 21, and then independent until, like, 24, when I decided I should probably go back to school just in case this music doesn't work out.

Because I was noticing how fickle the opportunities were and the money. And so I went back to school, got a degree in biochemistry. Wow. And now I'm a working biochemist and it's going really, really, really, really, really well.

So I'm here to ask y'all to the baby. Tiny twin. Should I continue to rap? I sent a song. Hopefully you guys can listen to that and tell me what you think

and let me know. Should I continue to rap? Do I have potential in it or is 28 too old and I should just focus on my biochemistry? Well, I take the gloves off

from Homeless, from Home Alone 2. Yeah. The pigeon lady from Home Alone 2. Thank you guys for all the entertainment and have a good day. Well, let's see. Do we have the song?

We have the song. Oh, word up. Let's hear the song first. Chris is a rapper. You're no rapper. Well, boom bap. Okay, go And go Josh in the closet now in a hard way. But my angle is strange. Reflects a perspective I cannot explain. I'll just get stoned

and then not say a thing. I was in London just roaming around. Wish I was rich enough to move to stay. Is it a greed or a need in my eyes? Either way,

I grind and I'ma survive. As long as I'm alive, I'ma use time in a better way to better my life. Look sharp. No life is a game so I push start.

Not hard, if you're patient and go for it. Alright, I've heard enough. Alright, here's the thing. Too smart for that. No, no, no. Here's the thing. Here've heard enough. All right. Here's the thing. Too smart for that.

No, no, no. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. This is a smart guy. Okay? If he believed he could make it as a rapper, he would be a rapper. He doesn't think he can. And he thinks it's a pipe dream.

And he's already calculated in his head. And he was like, you know, he could probably be successful whatever he tried to be. If you're a biochemist or whatever chemistry shit he said he was in, he's successful and he's making money at that. It's going really, really well. He's just looking at his life and just being like, he was going to be successful. If he felt he could make it as rap, then he would have done that. He don't think he can. rap that he would have done that he don't think he can you know and and and by the way this this reminds me of american idol when you uh hear like someone with a really great voice yeah but

they're singing a a song from a real artist you know yeah they sing a coldplay song right yeah but the dude's like a really great singer better than the guy that even made the song well but you go no no no for sure like that kid that died yellow the big fat black guy right that dude could sing right in a church right am i right in the church no no when i hear his songs i'm like oh he's not an artist ah yeah he's not an artist that's what i feel about this guy like that beat was just okay right but i think if he got with somebody that could really make yes of course and it would probably be really dope right yeah but he's like i don't think he really wants i'm sorry is this eric griffin is this randy jackson no yeah yeah it's a no for me dog it was pitchy yeah all i'm saying is this i'm just saying you are a really smart dude you already know

the answer to this hey if this is america American Idol, you're Paul Abdul, right? You're goddamn right I am. You're Paul Abdul. I'm Simon Cowell. Thank you. You're Randy Jackson. You're not Simon. No.

You don't think so? Not at all. Because he runs and owns everything. No, no, no. In the middle of the shit. Thank you. No. Thank you.

Simon's not mean. Simon tells the truth. You don't tell the truth. You're right. You're Paul Abdul. Yeah, hell yeah, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you're Randy.

Oh, oh, oh. Isn't that how you say it? Oh, oh, oh. I take two steps Abdul. Yeah, hell yeah, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you're Randy. Uh-oh, uh-oh. Isn't that how you say it? I take two steps forward. Yeah, that's terrible. But yeah, no, but. We really have to do a dance off. So hold on. Brendan's dance moves.

Oh, no, I can dance. All right, and you will go now. I'm the serious guy, and you can get more of that on Ripper. Oh, for sure stick with biochemistry. I mean, listen, you know how smart this dude is to pull off biochemistry and do really, really, really well in it? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He's a smart fucking dude. Also –

Do that. You're helping the world, dude. You're helping the world. You're being a biochemist. That's great. You're fucking moving society forward. And with the rapping, you're not. You're not.

Yeah, you're right. Do you know anything about fish tanks? I don't care about that. You don't? I don't care about that at all. Saving the world? All I'm saying is this. There are so many people that have potential to be whatever they want to be,

and then they decide to be Hitler or Dahmer. Dahmer reference. You know what I mean? Wow, not Brennan. Imagine these kind of people that take the skill that they have, and they take it and they do something else with it. So the skill is the ambition and the wherewithal to make it, right? Gotcha, yeah.

And this guy's like a biochemist. That's what I'm saying. I feel like if it's going really well, you know, because here's the other thing, too. There's so many rappers out there and your beat is okay. The beat was awful. You probably would be good if you got good production and good you know what i mean like you're not you're not bad right like but you gotta be two feet in yeah you'll be all in my man thank you you're not all in because i always i think subconsciously the guy knows like this

could be better you already know if you decided i don't want to do rap because you already knew it was like this isn't good enough i say in the middle in his soul he knows that ain't good enough yeah do the biochem what is it bio whatever it is whatever it is biochemistry do that bioengineer do that and then also if you want to do music and put it online and see what happens that's cool too i mean it may not fucking blow up if you don't have two feet in but also having two feet into your real job and it's going really well you're you already figured it out i think you already figured it out what do you want fame what do you want you know you're getting money see now you're getting deep think about think about someone like elon musk the dude was like he created not paypal what did he create

so that's like he was sitting on his couch like okay here's paypal and then he was like well you know that's he cut he could have been done with paypal yeah this is the whole point he could have been done he was he was like i'm did paypal i he could have been done with PayPal. This is the whole point. He could have been done. He was like, I did PayPal. I'm done. We would have been like, the dude that made PayPal. Wow. Boom.

Wow. He was like, no, I'm not done. Right. Then he was like, oh, you know what? How about SpaceX? Right. Do you know the difference between PayPal and SpaceX? Yeah.

PayPal funded SpaceX. Okay. So what I'm saying is this guy could do whatever you want. Yep. Besides rap. He could do rap I'm saying is this guy could do whatever you want. Yep. Besides rap. He could do rap. I don't think he's got- There's some different variables with rap.

There's guys that are that style, and that style is a little bit 90s and early. Nothing wrong with that. No, well, that's the best era of rap. But I'm just saying it's not really in fashion. Even Joy Badass does that shit, and it's just not very – you know, he's not fucking – he's not as big as these other guys for a reason. How about it's not easy?

It's not easy, no. It's the same way that people try to get into comedy, and they're thinking that it's just about writing a good show. Right, right, right. There's so much more than that. Yeah, so much more. And I have it all. I have it all.

And you just have to fucking – you have to have it all, right? You have to I have it all. I have it all. And you just have to fucking have that. You have to have it all, right? You have the it factor. Yeah. So also, if you want to do it as your hobby, do it as a hobby and just keep making bank, being a biochemist, whatever that includes. Hey, yo, what up? Just letting you know that you're missing out.

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every single sketch it makes me feel like the dudes that do the sketches that this is the only thing they can draw yeah so like you're there you're telling what did he look like he's like he had beady eyes yeah it's never on and it's just that guy. Yeah, it's always this guy. Every sketch looks exactly like this guy. Wow, look at that. That's his. That's my son drew it. Wait, look at that one. Look at that one with the big mouth.

With the big mouth on the bottom right. I mean, come on, dude. Come on, dude. Police sketch. Look at that. What is he, Pac-Man? He was seen eating cherries and strawberries. Well, Brennan, good call, man.

This is your standard default. All right, let's see. What's up? What's up, Golden Hour? I just watched Chris describe eating ice cream, so that was terrible. Thank you. And I'm with you, Eric. Thank you. I just eat ice cream. That's what makes you all you. And I'm with you, Eric. Thank you.

That's what makes you all wrong. You don't have to make out with it. Anyways, today's question is about your children and TV and what they watch. Brendan and Chris more, but Eric, throw your input in. So what do you let your children watch

and how much TV a day? And what do you think? My guy's six, and we're pretty a day. And what do you think? My guy's six and we're pretty strict. How much TV do you watch? A lot. You said a lot? Yeah, maybe a lot. I don't know.

Let me know what you guys think. I love that. Kids shows, how much? I know Brendan's taking his to Avatar. I am not. He will be scared. But let me know. Thanks for the show.

We throw stuff on when he's eating because otherwise he won't fucking eat. I agree. It's probably a few hours a day, bro. I feel like Calvin, you just put on National Geographic or something and he's going to be like this. Yeah, dude. He's a serious kid.

I know. It's so funny, dude. You know that picture you guys had coffee beanies on? World War II doc. That's the most serious kid I've ever seen. I know. It's so funny, dude. You know that picture you guys at Coffee Bean? He's all... Yeah, I know. I know. Oh, you know what? Let's speak of another great Calvin picture. It's like that picture he was eating something.

He was just looking. He was eating a burger. And I was like... He had a look on his face like, bro, McDonald's? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, he is so serious and so focused when he's doing his shit. And he loves that show Storybots on Netflix. Do your sons watch that?

Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. A few hours a day, I think. But sometimes it's on and he's doing other shit. But if it's a cartoon, he's pretty locked in. But then I got to be like, Daddy's going to watch something. You know what I mean?

I want to watch something. And then, yeah. I mean, does that even work with Kristen? You know what I'm saying? Like if I'm going to watch something? What do you mean? Yeah. I'm just saying like, you know, I don't know how you even.

I don't. Nothing I ever want to watch is on the TV. Yeah. Yeah. So I can't imagine like also adding a child into that scenario. Yeah. Yeah. When do you get to watch anything you want to watch?

When they go to bed. But like Kristen agree on some shit like South Park. We watch South Park. And then like. But like other than that. Yeah. She doesn't want to. But Kristen will not watch a movie, dude.

She will not watch a fucking movie. She was. This has but Crystal will not watch a movie, dude. She will not watch a fucking movie. She just has to watch a movie. A movie's not actually going to go like this. Yeah. Yeah, it's too much. Yeah, Rachel will watch a movie.

She has a TV on. She has her phone in her hand and her laptop open. Oh, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I need you focused. Otherwise, I'm just going to the other room.

By the way, and if I just think about changing the channel to something, she's like, I'm watching that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, are you? Yeah. Tell me what's going on.

You got nine screens in front of you. I said, tell me what's happening right now. Yeah. Tell me what's going on. You know what she's done? She'll watch Housewives of Piccadilly, right? And then it's on Hulu or whatever it is. And what happens is the show will start.

A new one will start. Another one, yeah. Right? Rachel doesn't even know. It's a new one another one yeah right rachel don't even know uh-huh it's a new show i know it's all about the stimulation and just what's happening in the background and what so you'd go to put something on if i just go to like if she knows if i just reach for the yeah i'm watching that wow in her new coat yeah that she's yeah new coat louis vuitton purse so i don't know but but you know i thought i'm, I don't have a kid yet working on it.

But it's like for me, it's like I remember as a kid going to see like a really scary movie with my big brother from Big Brothers in America. And it scared the hell out of me. So I always thought. But, see, this is what my question to piggyback on this because you guys are parents. Yeah. When I was a kid, it was so easy to monitor what i was watching one there was no internet right two i didn't have a cell phone right and three there was like what three channels and cable yeah okay right so now how do you even monitor you can set up or stop this the settings

like if they have ipads you can set up settings on youtube so you can only watch certain videos i would i don't want my son's not getting an iPad, though. I mean, maybe at some point, but not now. Oh, so you're going to be that parent. So he's going to go to school. So you're going to be, your kid goes to school, and everybody's got, like, at that point when they go to school, every kid's going to be like this.

Yeah. He's going to be the one kid who's like, I don't get that. Well, it depends on how old, though. You know what I mean? Like eight? What are you supposed to do? Eight years old? You want to stop that as long as you can,'s like, I don't get that. Well, it depends on how old, though. You know what I mean? Like eight? What are you supposed to do? Eight years old? You want to stop that as long as you can, though.

I'm with Chris on that. Yeah, yeah. My son did have an iPad. We took it away. He'll watch. He has a TV in his room. He only has Disney, the Kid Disney app on there. Okay, cool, yeah.

So he can watch certain movies at bed. He'll watch maybe an hour a day. During the weekends, he can watch whatever he wants. You know, kids are smarter than you think. Yeah, I know. I think if you listen to your door, you're going to hear like, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're going to be like, what's going on in here? That doesn't sound like Disney. Disney, yeah. Or you're going to hear, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. You know? He has no other option. We find a way.

There's no other option. There's no other apps on there. I control everything. And this is why kids get away with shit. Here's my thing. Kids get away with shit. If he's watching RoboCop, good for him. I don't give a shit.

I have a feeling your kid, that you're going to have that track thing on the phone. They're going to be like, okay, dad. They're going to go out. They're going to be like, goo, goo, goo, goo, goo, goo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I duplicated it,

and I fucking left another phone in the, he thinks I'm that fucking Chuck E. Cheese. Yeah, kids, I just remember from working with kids, kids are smarter than you think they are. For sure. Yep. Oh, this. I love this.

That guy mentioned how Chris was described eating ice cream. Oh, this is, I've talked about this. And Golden Hour was tagged in this a lot. Okay, so I've talked about this on my podcast. Dude, congratulations. Let me see him eat it. My tasting method is the three S's, which stands for swirl, smack, and spit.

Oh, he drives me nuts. That's good. You don't have to swallow to taste. As you can see, I've been swallowing more than I should. It's so good, though. That's what she said. Watch, watch. No.

It's so good, though. YouTube, YouTube, just YouTube. That top note, that top note. Dude, yes, and when is this coming out? Thursday? Yeah. Okay, yes, I'll be in Seattle on Sunday. Norfolk, Nebraska.

June 29th. Go to chrislee.com, Seattle, and then Portland tomorrow. And then also before, look, that's the first one that comes up in mind. And then also I will be in New York, New York, and Chicago, and Rhode Island, and Sugarland, Texas, and I will be in San Antonio, Texas. ChrisLeah.com. Go to ChrisLeah.com, Sugarland, Texas.

All right, cool. You're working a Sunday? The Lord's Day? I am actually, yeah. Why? I like to work the Lord's Day sometimes. I get it. Doing the Lord's work?

Yep. I'm in Tampa tomorrow night, Friday, Saturday. Two shows Friday, two shows Saturday. I'm going to be in fucking Daytona. Oh, yeah. That's after you. I'm going to be in also Daytona, Jacksonville, and Lakeland. So anyway, Chrisley.com.

Where are you in? Norfolk? I'm Norfolk, Nebraska. I didn't even know. Just a little place. Hey, have you done that? This weekend. Tomorrow.

Have you done that? Springfield, Missouri room? Yes. It's cool. Cool. Nice little town. First week of February, Springfield, Missouri room? Yes. It's cool. Cool. Nice little town. First week of February, Springfield, Missouri. I got to switch. I was actually going to be in Springfield

at the same time as you, but they switched it. I had to switch it for some reason. But maybe, wait, when are you going to be there? I don't remember. We'll have to see. I might still be there. Name a date. He's there. But anyways, this is disgusting. Check this out. So in tasting, what we do is take a small amount right off the top.

Bullshit ice cream. It doesn't take much. That's the warmest part right here. I'm going to invert the spoon. Yeah. Cover all 9,000 taste buds. Hell yeah. Aerate it.

Warm it up. Aerate it. That's how Eric eats pussy. That top note. Then cream. Here,'s busy that top note here he is what if it's a fat girl's pussy that's my favorite person so the vanilla cream if I'm out at a fucking place yeah yeah you're I look over I hear that noise And you just look over And it's just Chris

With a cone Okay that would be nasty This guy is his job That's an at home situation That's his job to taste ice cream That's all he does He's a taste expert I guess I don't know

I mean Weird dude That top note I don't trust that guy That top note He goes like that I don't trust that guy So to answer the guy's question

I don't even know Are we answering the guy's question My son watches TV Maybe two hours a day. Oh, check out. This is Chin in the Wild, everybody. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that what it is?

Chin in the Wild? Yeah. C-H-Y-N. Go ahead. Unbelievable. Oh, hell yeah, Chin, dude. This guy's also dripping in cologne. Yup.

For sure. You know that dude's dripping in cologne. Yes, that's true. Oh my. This guy's nice. Yeah, he is pretty nice with it, huh? I enjoy that. Very fashionable.

That's pretty nice, the way he's dancing. Let me say to him, hajima on this. What'd he say? He's saying how to fall a scarf? And this guy, what is his thing? He's a fashion guy? How many followers do you have?

Let me tell you something. These Korean influencers, 70, 80 million followers. That's because there's so many, yeah. And you're just kind of like, who is this person? I've seen some just, you know. There's a couple of Korean girls who are just like so big on the internet. That's why he's got all this. Huge.

Blackpink is huge right now. Oh, yeah. They're popping. They're like BTS, but all girls. Blackpink. I'm just saying, Asian men, they're some of the original superheroes in film man but what chicks date the only chicks that date asian men are asian chicks right there's no like only chicks that black chick black chicks don't take asian men oh they do

they do they do well chin would know yeah yeah. Wait, black chicks date Asian dudes? They fine, whatever. They need them. Whatever, bro. I'm sure Asian dudes are in there. Hey, I'll be your break. You know what I'm saying? When you've been dating a black dude for a long time, your pussy is just racked.

She's like, I want a break. And Chin comes in. Like that, dude. A break. Someone said there was a Nick in the wild in a Russian European. Let's see. Oh, wow. Oh, man. That guy's hideous.

Unreal. That guy looks like one of my fish. Look at his eyes. Same eyes. How can you have two? Well, he's got two different eyes. How can you have two messed up eyes? One's glass, right?

It's got to be. That ain't right. I don't know. His teeth are a nightmare. His eyes are a nightmare. Which eye would you want? He's looking at the camera and the reporter. The left one.

The one on his right one. The fake one? No. One of them's fake. That's just bad. At least his other eye, you can see what's going on. I think he's looking over to the left. I think that's his real eye, and he's looking at it.

Yeah, yeah. And that other one just stays straight. This guy's nightmare. Yeah, dude. That sucks. This guy wishes he was Nick. The couple people that sent me that. Yeah.

Oh, really? Really? I wouldn't have thought that. I wonder if you could do that. Can you look straight with this eye and then the other eye? Can you make your – If you have a chameleon eye. Some people can. Yeah. They can do that. Yeah, I can. I'm trying have thought that. I wonder if you could do that. Can you look straight with this eye and then the other eye? Can you make your – If you have a chameleon eye. Some people can.

Yeah. They can do that. Yeah, I can. I'm trying to do it. They can do it. You have owls. Yeah, I know. But some people can do it.

All right. What's up with this dude? This guy looks swaggy. What's up, Golden Hour boys? This is Mason from Nashville. Wanting to get your thoughts on something. When you were growing up, did you have generic brands or name brands in your house? We grew up with pretty much nothing, so everything we did have was generic.

Some of our favorites were Fruity Loopies. Wow. Or Crispix, generic version, which was Crispy Hexagons, which all my friends loved to laugh about. But we loved it. Anyways, guys, love you. You mean more to me than you probably will ever know, and I'm assuming to other people. I appreciate you guys being honest and candid about where you're at

and how you're feeling. That's cool. It's really saved a lot of people, I'm sure, and helped point us in the right direction. So love you guys. Peace. What a nice guy. This is how you knew you grew up kind of poor. With the mac and cheese, we in the right direction. So love you guys. Peace. What a nice guy. This is how you knew you grew up kind of poor.

With the mac and cheese, we didn't have Kraft. We had macaroni and cheese dinner in the white and black box. When it says macaroni and cheese dinner, it's when you know times are rough. Why? Because it's the off-brand. Oh, I see. There's no Kraft.

It was a lit night if we had the macaroni and cheese, the Kraft, the shells. That's what mom got paid. Okay. That's when we know we're balling. All right. I see. Yeah.

Yeah. We didn't have like that off-brand shit. No. No. You got off-brand? Did you? Well, I don't even know. Yeah.

You and Matt fought over caviar. It's mine. No. We just got this cereal. You get fucking golden whatever the fuck it is. You get- You guys, come on. It's okay.

You grew up nice. Well, not in the beginning. In the beginning, we were struggling. You get lucky charms. You guys, come on. It's okay. You grew up nice. Not in the beginning. In the beginning, we were struggling. We were in debt. And then when we moved to LA and my dad started working, then it was nice. All right.

Yeah. But we were... You had off-brand shit, right? I had some of the weird shit. My mom, I was a single parent and my mom, I don't even know. She made sure... You were good.

Yeah. Yeah. She did. She just made sure I was good. I had the cereal I wanted. Aw. Did you ever... It was your only child, though. You were good. Yeah. Yeah. She did. She just made sure I was good. I had the cereal I wanted. Did you ever, you never did like. It was your only child though. You never did like hamburger helper night?

No, my, listen, my mom hated cooking. So this is how I grew up. We would go out to eat all the time. And if it was something special, she would cook. Oh, wow. So that's crazy. Interesting. You don't understand how crazy that is.

Because I would go to people's houses and their parents would be cooking and I'd be like this. Oh, wow. Oh, that's funny. Like whose birthday is it? Yeah, is it something special and they're like what it's not and then I didn't realize till later It's like most people didn't like that. Yeah, it was the opposite. That's why now I'm gonna go out neat type of guy. Yeah. Hell. Yeah, dude. I grew up saying with my mom it's rare she would cook she cooked it'd be like fries or She really she'd order all the time. That's not a meal. That for us is a meal.

Fries. If your mom was making the fries? Yeah. That doesn't even make sense. She'd cut up the potatoes and put them in the – Hey, guys, fry night. That's what we'd have fries all the time. What would we have? Fries.

Fries. I grew up like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. We'd have cheese pizza. Fries and then on the side we'd have fries. I just remember – I can just remember going to certain restaurants with my mom that she just, I still, I have a fondness for it.

I really like, it makes me, really good memories. I'd be like, oh, there's this place. And my mom, we do a lot of dine and dash. Mom would be like,

yeah, get the ribs, get the milkshakes at Chili's. And she'd be like, I'm gonna go to the bathroom and then I'll meet you guys out front in the car. Yeah.

Oh yeah, you told us this. Your mom's a criminal. That's dope. All the time. My mom would, okay, what my mom would do, and I'll meet you guys out front in the car. Really? Yeah. Oh, yeah. You told us this. Your mom's a criminal. Yeah, yeah. That's dope. All the time. That's fucking awesome. My mom was, okay, well, what my mom would do, and I realize now maybe we were going through some tough times,

I just didn't know. Yeah. We would go to like a Sunday brunch and she would have a big purse with like plastic bags. Hell yeah. And we were just like, you know, it's all you can eat. You know, so she would just, you know, be putting food in bags. All you can eat for Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.

Yeah. And you didn't know as a kid, man, that's a fucking – That's how parents should do it. That's the way parents should do it. That's a mom just looking out for her fucking – Don't put your financial stress on your kid, man. Man, no, but it's just like doing what they can. How do you not?

Doing what they can. Moms doing what they can to get the fucking – That's a beautiful thing. Yeah. I know. Yeah. Yeah, toaster strudels. I was fat as a kid.

Would you eat all the icing? You'd put more icings on? You know what? I wasn't fat as a kid. This is a new thing in life. Yeah, I saw pictures of you kid. Would you eat all the icing? You'd put more icings on? You know what? I wasn't fat as a kid. This is a new thing in life. Yeah, I saw pictures of you playing basketball when you were in high school. Yeah, yeah. I was like really slender when I was a kid.

You're tall though, yeah? Yeah, yeah. But it was like, I don't know. I just- So wait, when did you gain weight? Oh, man. I remember when I gained weight. I was playing basketball.

I was 26. Okay. Playing at the dunk courts with my buddies. And I tore my ACL. Oh. Okay. All downhill from there. I was 26. Okay. Playing at the dunk courts with my buddies. And I tore my ACL. Oh. Okay. All downhill from there. It was.

Because I didn't have insurance at the time. Yep. So I had this torn ACL for a year. All right. And then your body changes. I'm telling you guys right now, all you young men out there, if you're in your late 20s and you're still trying to be athletic, it is work to keep that. It's a lot.

Stretch and all that shit. So I tore my ACL. Then it was a year later. So I had to like – I remember I had to do this to get on my mom's insurance. You have to be going to school or something. Oh, okay. So I went and like signed up for classes at like – to trick the system. Just get that.

Just to get this ACL surgery. And then it was like recovery from that. And then I started working, and it was like a weird thing. And then I woke up one day, and I was like, hey, hey, hey. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then it's been from 30 till now. It's such a struggle.

I just fluctuate, fluctuate. But you've been – it's weird. Like I don't notice it with you, but then I'll see pictures of you and you're like all different weights and shit. Yeah, it's crazy. You know what I'm saying? I'm like, oh, okay. You're like a big guy.

I don't look as if you go, Eric's fat. Yeah, I know, but there's a difference between somebody who's like fat. You see them and you're like, oh, this guy's a big-boned fat guy. I can't even see what he would look like skinny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. As opposed to somebody who's like – and I put myself more in this category. If you're lazy fat, like you can look at somebody and be like, that guy should tone up. You know what I'm talking about.

You know what I mean? You look at somebody, you go, you could do better. I fall, I find myself in that category more often than I should be. But you work out. I don't work out enough. What I'm saying is I just want, like I need to like really focus on this, take the time, a year, nine months to a year, whatever it is, and actually get myself in shape.

Have you ever seen those pictures of people when you go like it's lazy fat to like they get themselves fit? You just go, oh, come on. This is who you're supposed to be. Yeah, I know. You know what I mean? This is your body's designed to be like this. So how come you're not doing it?

It's – and this is why – No, no, no. I'm not being a dick. I want to know. You know what I mean? Your body's designed to be like this. So how come you're not doing it? This is why. No, no, no. I'm not being a dick. I want to know. It's a totally fair question. He's saying he's not doing it. It's hard. Yeah, it's fucking so hard.

That's what I'm saying. When people are out here like. You're a butterfly, Eric. You're living like a caterpillar right now. But it just sucks to me for people to like. That's why when I hear people talking about body positivity and all this kind of stuff, I just go, I don't want to hear it because I know i'm being lazy oh yeah fast shaming works yeah it's like it's like exactly shame shame is an emotion we're supposed to feel it's called guilt ever

watch first 48 you watch all the time you know how many times people just admit it because we are designed mentally to feel guilt and shame. I love when they admit it. Like that fucking Bernie Madoff. I just found out he just turned, it was like, I can't do this anymore. Boom! I didn't know that. Until recently.

He was like, yeah, I just told him. You know, they just caught the, he's been on the lam for like 30 years. He's the head of the Italian mafia. They just caught him at this old folks home because he checked into a hospital because he has cancer now. And they caught him.

He's been on the run for like 30 years. dude in the mafia they come they thought he was gonna like run he's like no that's me man i did it like just let's go he's just like yeah i did it let's go or like the jinx remember that where he was pissing in the bathroom they recorded he's like i did it yeah he just tinkled he's like i fucking did it but he didn't know he's white mic'd up i know but he goes of course i fucking knew something was was up, though. There he is. Who's that? Oh, really? Whoa. Same coat Eric got.

Whoa. I wish. That's a nice coat. That's a nice coat. Sicily, dude. 30 years on the run, dude. I did. Head of the shit.

Dude, how stressed would your life be if you were 30 years on the run, bro? That's what they were saying. He was all stressed out. Oh, really? Super stressed out. Apparently, he's killed so many people, he used to brag he could fill a cemetery up. Like bad, bad dude. Let me ask you a question.

You always know about shit like this. He kidnapped and tortured the 11-year-old son of a mafioso turned state witness. Jesus Christ. Let me ask you a question. How do you always know about this shit? Where do you find it? I read the news every morning. Like from what?

All the news. I get a multiple- I would not pick that as a subject that you do. I kind of have to. You read the news- And I'll get bits from it or certain shit

to know what's going on. And you go to like- You read on your phone? On my phone, yeah. I'll go to- Apple News has all the different articles. Then I go to New York Post. Okay.

I'll go to all sorts of shit. Wow. Yeah, they should just kill that guy. Eleven, bro? Hey, let's just kill that guy. Eleven, bro? Hey, let's just... Kill eleven. Oh, he killed hundreds of people. You know why most of the time you ever hear about...

There'll be like a bombing, a shooting, or something, right? And then you find out, oh, the suspect died on the scene. Yeah. You're shocked. I mean, because it's like, why deal with that? I agree. Right, right, right. And then the taxpayers have to... Yeah, why deal with that? Keep agree. Right, right, right. And then the taxpayers have to –

Yeah, why deal with that? Keep paying for this? Just kill them. These people always end up dead. Like that Idaho killer that killed those innocent kids? Dude, just take them out. Yeah. Like when they were escorting him out and he had a helmet on and all his protective gear,

I'm like, no, no, no. Let him get dealt with. Remember when the Boston Marathon – when that guy survived? I was like, oh, I'm shocked. Because usually that's what happens. No, throw him to the mob. Let him tear him to pieces. Just put him in a room with a bear or a hungry lion.

Well, you know the Night Stalker, he got caught in public in the hood of L.A. And they recognized him. They were whooping his ass so bad. They had crowbars. They were going to kill him. The cops had to pull the guns on the crowd because they were going to rip him to pieces. Wait, this guy. So when he's in the cop station, he's all beat up.

That's the public beat the shit out of him. Whoa, really? Yeah. So that guy, this is kind of racist, but he looks so much like the guy that would do that. That's not racist. Because he's white? No, he actually looks like a guy. Stereotypes exist for a reason.

That's a serial killer mean that's such the white guy that does this shit oh yeah and i'm not even like i'm not woke at all so i'm just saying also send in submissions to oh that's it there you go yeah same guy be careful bro same guy get your mind right don't you go to therapy otherwise this is your future god that's so he's a piece of shit man well you say it's not racist because i'm white and i'm saying the white guy This is your future. God, that's so fucked up. That guy's a piece of shit, man. Wow. You say it's not racist because I'm white and I'm saying the white guy? No, stereotypes exist for a reason.

Yeah, no, no. I understand that. If it's a serial killer, white. Yeah, I know. Weird, right? White male. There's only been one female serial killer of all time. There's a few black dudes that do it. I mean, DC Sniper.

But they only kill white guys. Yeah. Yeah, the dude in Stockton when I was there. Yeah, they don't kill other black guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So itton when I was there. Yeah, they don't kill other black guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's still a white thing. Yeah, there's one in Stockton, but that was just a gangbanger driving by shooting people. I know, I know.

When you think of serial killer, be more intimate than a gun, bro. You know what I'm saying? Like with a knife or choke, you know? At least wear a mask or something. Yeah, but this guy was just out fucking firing. Have like a dungeon or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This guy was just shooting people, bro.

You don't wear their fucking skin? what are we doing here yeah it's like if you don't have a cooler full of something you know what i mean you're all in speaking of serial killer uh question for chris that was an awesome clip for uh lifeline that you put out where the guy's brother-in-law's dude stabbed what happened you could gotta you gotta go watch Lifeline, the last episode. Okay, so a guy called in, or a guy sent in a video. His friend, so he was in his house, and his wife was there, or sorry, his fiance was there, and the father-in-law, the wife and the father-in-law. Okay, man.

Sorry, I've got to remember. And he's swearing in his house. He's cussing in his house? In his own house. Okay. The father-in-law says, hey, don't swear. Are the kids around or anything?

I don't know. And the guy says, no, there's no kids. And he says, oh, well, it's in my house. I swear. It's my house. Who cares? The guy,

so the father-in-law ends up punching him out, right? Wait, punch him out, like knocks him out? Punches him. I don't know if he gets knocked out, but fucking hits him. Any details? Doubles over. Okay.

And then the friend is like, hey, what the fuck you doing? The father-in-law takes a knife, stabs the friend in the neck. Okay, hell yeah. Yeah. So he's like, the guy's like, should I have a relationship with the father-in-law at all? And I was like. Yeah. No.

Yeah. That's attempted murder dude does he work security i'll hire him right now the guy and then they sent a picture the dude is all scarred up on the neck it's fucked up looks like why so serious he just hit him like yep stabbed him in the fucking neck this guy's gangster on my on my podcast lifeline you got to go see it dude is insane i couldn't believe the story well i mean i can't believe he's asking should i have a relationship with him? Hold on.

What's the fiance say? Is the fiance like, well, he told you not to tell us. No, he was just saying that the wife has nothing to do with it. I love the wife. I love my wife. It's the wife's father. Yeah. And I was like, you can't ever deal with this motherfucker again.

Wait, first of all, there's so many questions there. I know. Because it's like, you and your boy didn't jump him how'd you even get to the point of you're married to a woman whose father is like this yeah there's had to be there's like a whole thing like there were signs yeah yeah i know i don't understand dude it's this is crazy this is a don't swear by the way all good if you try to kill people. This is what the father's saying. But also, how many tours in fucking Vietnam did he do? To where cussing is triggering him to stab a guy in the neck. Dude seemed like a really regular person.

Maybe the Viet Cong would cuss around him when he's torturing him. So it's a triggering for him. You got to show respect, dude. You stab him in the fucking neck. I'll do the same thing with anybody. It was so crazy, dude. So the stabby lived? He lived, yeah.

He lived. But he's all fucked up. Well, right now it looks terrible because it's still fresh. He's like, Chris, what's happening? It looks like, why so serious? And then the guy didn't go to jail? Well, no. I mean, I'm sure there was something.

Oh, bitch move. You didn't call the cops, bro? Bro, I don't know. You're not going to deal with it on your own? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? Father-in-law. This is the guy who ran from the hotel room in his underwear. Hell yeah. He heard some stuff over there. Oh, yeah. Quiet. I? Father-in-law. This is the guy who ran from the hotel room in his underwear.

Hell yeah. He heard some stuff over there. Oh, yeah. Quiet. I saved a prostitute's life. Quiet. Saved a prostitute's life. And then Eric, Chris, I got another one.

Do you piss in the shower or will you get out or just hold it? I can't imagine it being sanitary. I know it goes down the drain but then it's like it splashes it gets on the little curtain thing inside the shower. I'm pissed baby. And I don't do it. Really? Apparently I'm weird

because I don't do it. I tried it the other day and it just felt so weird. So do you guys piss in the shower square peg all right yeah i bet sex with him is so boring yeah just like his sex talk i bet sex with him is gay oh here it comes here it comes here it comes oh it's coming baby oh it's coming no so i you i pee in the shower but i do it right on the drain so it just goes right down i'm not doing it on the floor

you if you piss on your foot. Don't fuck yourself. I just go in. Oh, me too. It's like a wild hose. I'm like one of those like. I'm like. Whistlers on the lawn.

Oh, I'm like R. Kelly in that bitch. I just pee everywhere. Everybody getting that. Yeah, I just like. You know, if you have athlete's foot, you piss on your feet, it gets rid of it. Yeah, I do that on my own though. Fact check. I do that on my own in bed.

In my bed. No, yeah, that's. I'll piss in here right now. Okay. I'll pee anywhere. Oh,

well, okay, that's disgusting. I don't want to shower. I don't give a fuck. Yeah, I don't think a shower is such a big deal. I mean,

it is what it is. If you're taking a shit in the shower, we got to talk. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to stab you in the neck. Well, I hate when I'm mid shower.

And you realize you have to take a shit. And I have to go take a shit. Yeah. I hate that. And here's the thing too. You know, then you like go to a shit. I hate that. And here's the thing, too. Then you go to the toilet. You're wet. It's like a big wet pile.

You know what I mean? Just hold it. Just hold it until you're done showering. And then you've got to take a blow dryer. You've got to take a blow dryer, blow it in your hair so you don't get that wet, matte shit on your fucking... You have a very nasty asshole. I've done it. Yeah, Harry died.

No, no, no. I get out of the shower. I no. I get out of the shower. I poop. I get back in the shower. Oh, wow. Jesus. Do you wipe? Then I have a, of course.

I wipe because you don't want to be there. That would be ridiculous. Oh, yeah. But I do have a bar of soap just for my booty. Yeah, shit soap. Yeah, I have a booty soap that I just, you know, this is just a wash, wash, wash, wash, wash. You know what I mean? And then sometimes you look and it's like, you know, you needed to wash your ass. Yeah, I have a booty stoke that I just, you know, this is just a wash, wash, wash, wash, wash. You know what I mean?

And then sometimes you look and it's like, you know, you needed to wash your ass. Yeah, I get that. So let's go away. When you look down, the water's brown. That's what I'm saying. So that's why I don't believe this guy. Like, he's telling me that he's never, like, you wash your ass because it, you know, it gets, there's some boo-boo that gets on the shower floor.

So as far as peeing on your feet for athlete's foot, you're not the first person to try this out, this bit of military lore. Urine contains ura, which is used as high concentrations. Remove fungus-infected toenails. It may take months. Months. I didn't say how long. So you're going to pee on your foot every day for a month?

Until it's gone. Now, there's a fighter. Go to CVS, bro. There's that, too. Or if you're broke, just keep piss in your mouth. But there's a fighter, Lyoto Machida, used to drink piss because you take all the vitamins and you flush out a ton of the vitamins. He used to drink urine.

No. That can't be good. Hey, guy. Take vitamins. He should go to CVS, too. Yeah. Drink piss? That's bad for you. You rememberS, too. Yeah. Drink piss?

That's bad for you. You remember that, Chin? I mean, Nick? Yeah, he said his grandpa used to do it. Also, Moises Alou, the second baseman for the- Pee on his hands. Back in the day, he'd pee on his hands. Why? To make it for grip or some shit.

Yep. Oh, my God. I still want to know. You guys don't have a bar of ass soap? You know what I mean? No, bro. Nah, man. I'll wash my ass and then rub my face.

Why? Do you have a washcloth? How do you shower? So you have one bar of soap. Fuck yeah. Okay, so let me ask you this. Do you go face, underarms, balls, ass? No.

I don't use the bar. I go... Me too. It's the same thing. It's on there. I go top down. Oh, no. Like an elevator.

No, these guys aren't clean. I hear he's an elevator No these guys aren't clean Larry is drinking piss You guys aren't clean Try it out How bad do you want to be in shape Eric? I don't I don't want to say Be racist That this guy's Asian

But Well he's He's half He's half Brazilian Half Asian But it makes sense Hey man you gotta You're gonna drink your piss man

Little by little He looks Filipino Drink you drink your piss, man. Little by little. He looks Filipino. Drink, you know. Phenomenal fighter. Little by little. Unibrow, too. I can't take it. I'm thinking it's beer or apple juice, but I know it's piss, so I can't watch it.

Disgusting. It's disgusting. Is this piss shots? What's this? Oh, they swap urine? Did you see the one where the, I think we showed it on here, too, the rapper singer lady that like full on peed on a guy's face on stage. Oh, yeah.

Who was that? I forgot who it was though. It was – I let Megan Stallion piss on my face. Wait, what? That's crazy. No, nothing. Is this it?

Yeah. Jeez, dude. Same notes. It's brass again. Same notes. Oh, that's – It looked like shit. Same notes.

I didn't even see it. Oh, I do remember this chick just oh right right right right and it's she had to pee bad what if it was one of those things where she thought she just had to piss and she shit by mistake he would probably enjoy that i don't did enjoy it can i tell you something look at this stream of piss let's say that oh my god what they don't need i mean why even blur it out? You want to make it reality-based? Dangos. Why would you be upset if a piece of shit came out at this point?

Yeah. You just go like this. Wow. And then this was... Imagine if a guy did that to a girl on the thing. Or Kelly did that. No, but on stage like this. I mean, the world would break.

The earth would go... And there would be two two parts only though if she was in her 20s yeah oh if she was like 50 if she was 32 or 33 would be like okay but if she was like 24 they would be like it's a baby no i think i think that she's a baby what are you doing to this baby that's how how they act. You guys peer pressured her. I know. No, but that's just how they act. If it was like a 50-year-old though,

you think it'd be cool? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. If it went to like a Genuine concert. If it was like, if she was 50, they'd be like, get yours, girl. You know what I mean?

So would she. She'd be like, I got pissed on by Genuine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My pony. You know what I mean? Ride it. I didn't know until recently

that in that song he says, I'm horny. Yeah. Did you know that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He says, I'm horny. Did you know that? He says, I'm horny. Yeah, it's genuine, dude. Like just straight up. I didn't know that until recently. That's how it used to be.

I know, I know, I know. Actually, the songs are just as bad. If you're horny, let's do it. Ride it, my pony. My saddle's waiting. Come and jump on it. If you're horny, let's do it. Ride it, my pony.

My saddle's waiting. it my pony my sad dude you have you seen the reason I've seen the recent videos of genuine dancing no all I hate them online but he's the shit dude you can still dance he's just doing the shit he just looks like an old guy doing it but it's like fuck these motherfuckers are hating on it well people forgot he was cool there it is oh Oh. People are like. People are saying how old he is. Okay. Yeah.

But, bro. It was blue as fucking ACL. It was bad, you're saying? That was. I know. The little jump split. I know. I know. But still, this one.

This one right here. People thought it was like. He was like, what? Is it Chris Brown's dad? Look at, look at. Oh, his face looks like. Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch.. Oh, his face looks like mine now. Watch, watch, watch, watch.

Keep watching. Wait, he's just eating carbs? He's 50. He's 50, dude. And he dyed his hair blonde? This is, you know what? Look at, look at, look at. Look at, look at.

The knees, the knees, the knees. His shoes are terrible. He's going to pee on the girl. That's how he pees on the girl. Here's the thing, man. These kind of people now, this is who you see at like halftime of basketball games. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. There it is.

There it is. Keep playing. Yeah, I saw 112 at a Clipper game. Oh, that'd be lit. I was like, oh, this is dumb. Oh, wow, the knees. Look at his knee. It's not even a real knee.

That's a shelf. His shoes are terrible. That's a shelf. It's a replacement knee. There it is. This is the thing. This is the thing. Oh, I love it.

That's so ill. Oh, I love it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what it is? Wait, wait. You have to show. This is the thing. This is the thing. Oh, I love it. That's so ill. Oh, I love it. That's so ill. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you know what it is? Wait, wait. You have to show. This is unfair.

You have to show now. Go back. Show genuine wine. In the 90s. In the 90s. Sure. Show that same move. By the way, I still think that's ill, dude.

Me too. That's lit. I think what he's doing is great. If I was at a wedding, I would be like, no, no, no. Get the fuck out of here. This is it. Okay. Always had bad hair.

How about that, right? Always. Always had little Richie hair. But him and... See, this ain't funny, is it? This is lit, dude. I mean, did you see the slide? Oh. Wow.

Oh. Him and Chris Brown, dude. This guy was a great dancer, but Chris Brown is a ballerina. Oh, another level. That dude is a ballerina. Another level. I don't know if you ever seen chris brown yeah this dude this dude is like he he is a professional have you seen that music video where he's dancing he's gonna get old too he's going to coachella gonna be 50 and you're gonna be like oh no but usher how old is usher

he's still doing the goddamn thing that's why why Michael Jackson was amazing, by the way. Why? Because he was 50. Oh, still, yeah. And doing the dances like, you know. I guess he was, huh? Yeah. No one dances behind Chris Brown right now on the planet. How old would Michael Jackson be right now?

55. No, not now. Now he would be about 60, right? No, no, no, no. He was 50 when he died. Yeah, but he died like 10 years ago, bro. At least. Oh, is it 10? It had to be. When did he die? I thought it was like five years ago. Yeah, but he died like 10 years ago, bro. Oh, is it 10?

It had to be. When did he die? I thought it was like 5 years ago. You know his house is off Havenhurst in Encino. Yeah, that was fucking 13 years ago. That seems like it was yesterday. It was a while ago, yeah. You think his face would still hang in there?

He's got money, dude. Money's money. That's Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got money, dude. Money's money. That's it. All right, cool. Damn. Ride it. Thanks, guys. Appreciate you.

I'm going to dance like genuine at 50 on stage in Tampa tomorrow, Friday, and Saturday. Two shows Friday, two shows Saturday. Tampa Improv, first week of February. I'm in Springfield, Missouri. Come get your tickets. Then one night only in February, I'm in Bakersfield. Brea shows March, I think, 4th third and fourth I have to uh reschedule because I have fight campaigns those nights so we're rescheduling that um but get you some Tacoma Oklahoma City we're all

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20 minutes each. Norfolk tomorrow. I'm in Nebraska. And then I'm going to be in Great Falls, Montana, I believe, the next week. Cool. So check out ericgriffin.com and then go to the real websites because my website sucks. Ride it, my pony. We love you guys.

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