#78 - WE NOW BELIEVE IN GHOSTS
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00:15Shout out to that guyAnyways, this is episode from the 8Let's open this podcast like how Hassan does hisInstagram stories where he's likeNo he's like some folksI'm living on a lot playing todaywe're going to be talking about Halloween.We're going to be talking about Christmas.
00:32Yep.And then we're going to play some marbles.Yep.Okay.Exactly.And we're going to, you know, we're going to play some marbles and, you know, the winnergets banned.The winner gets a cash prize of $200.
00:42We have a lot to unpack here.We got Halloween.Okay.We got trick-or-treating.Okay.We got costumes.Okay.Yep.
00:47And we're putting razers and kids.We're putting racers and kids fund it.Got a lot of shit going on.All right.Ladies gentlemen, we first want to say thank you to our greatest sponsor of alltime.We got the lien.These are the official cups right here.
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01:27It's not as two and the shipping is.It's not a double cup. It comes as a sole, so you have to buy two. So it's actually going to be $80.Yeah, that's what we just said.Oh, sorry, guys. I was toning you all out.You were toning us all out. Okay, got it. Yeah. I was toning us. I appreciate that.I was toning you guys out. So what tone am I now?You're in, um, C major.What if, uh, Asan was like,
01:51I never brought you all back in the other son?Yeah, he's like normally in the story and then you join. He's like,I said, I got one story prepared for you guys.Yami, he's in the faceless cafe today.Yomi, why are you in the faceless cafe today?Well, it's because my room looks about half as bad as Nix.So I didn't want to, like, be embarrassed with all my dirty clothes everywhere.That's not what you told us.
02:12You said that you were shitting yourself.And that's why he didn't want to turn.You were covered in, like, poop and barbecue sauce from wings.You were coming on.Let's put everybody on blast really quick.So I just got to be woken up eight times today.They wake up at 4 p.m.Oh, you do this out?
02:26Okay.No, we forgot this podcast that day later because he used to stop, stop, stop, no, no, no, no.Time out, time.Time out.One of the time.So, Nick cried because Isaac wouldn't give him his car keys and then they argued and then they had problems.I cried because Isaac wouldn't give me the jumper that I said his card that is in the garage has been dead for a month and a half because he doesn't know how to drive it.Anyway.
02:46Half the viewers just left.Dude, Nick, I'll think he's in a stupid argument.Like, look at this dumb pose that he's sitting in.He's just ready to argue.He's not ready to do anything else.Look at my room.Look at this.Look this mess.
02:57Someone photoshop it out.Do you see him?You're so stupid sometimes.I'm trying to read a Christmas storybecause it's November 1st right now.I'm trying to read my Christmas Carol.It's not even Thanksgiving then.Yeah, dude.
03:08Stop.Yeah, I have a Christmas story.There was a man who went to seein the name of the ship was a million team.Why don't we celebrate Thanksgiving?Is that like a problem?Is it wrong?Why?
03:17What's wrong with Thanksgiving?Santa fucking Santa Solos.Santa Solos.Yeah.That's awesome.How do it always be Santa.Santa obviously met aThis is not here.
03:28This is the hellin the fight.Grunk is not here for some reason.I didn't even realizeGrunk wasn't here.Why is he just like chilling?He didn't feel like it, dude.He's probably having tests, dude.
03:37He's in college.He's probably mad that he's ordered a daya day later.Who wants to argue?What?Me?You're the one who shit on my roombefore the podcast started.
03:48You're like, everyone's going to see howI did a big fat sloppy you are.That's going to wrap it up for this week's episode,the five minute podcast.The five minute podcast.Thank you everyone forwatching. Today we're going to go carve wheelie vlogs.So yesterday for
03:59Halloween, we put out a bowl and guesswhat? We got slapped.People just stole all of our candyimmediately. It took like three groupsto like finish that bowl and that bowl was huge.That had been giving us HOA points, right?Like we were giving them, likebutter fingers. Nobody took the butterfingers.
04:15I had to eat them all.Yeah, they had to eat.There was like 25 in there.I had to eat every lastone of them. I hated it.Dude, nobody took them so I ate all 40.They're pretty delicious.What happened was I had bought four bags of candy.
04:34We put out one or two bags in a bowl.And then we look out, it's gone.I'm like, oh, it's going to be one of those, huh?I haven't seen, dude, I have not seen like a Halloween, like, trick-or-treat bonanza like I did yesterday.That was crazy.Dude, I actually have a story.It was like there was a weird kid.like I noticed the bowl was empty
04:56I was like oh and then we goand there's some like Amazon packages too alsoso I was bringing in the packages firstand then I saw like two kids come upI was like oh shit I gotta go fill up this candy bowlI was like I spade ran to thethe kitchen grabbed it I put it inand then I was like yeah there you go guys we got more
05:13and you look for youbitchy no noI was like take as much as you wantand he looked at me he was likeah I was like ewyou're likeyeah it was just a little boyIt was like, yeah, it was just a normal, like, four-year-old.
05:26He was, like, dressed as, like, Leonardo from, like, the turtles.And he was just like, ah.Leonardo from the turtles.I was like, get out of it.I should have fucking, like, oh, like, start him bad.I was like, what the fuck?You guys want to guess what I just got for food?What did you get?
05:43I have, I am bending it right now, and I want you guys to try and guess what I got.Cody.What do you?Do you not get a rope?Are you ready?You did not.get a fucking hot dog.Focus.
05:56What is that?Oh,conies and one hot dogs.No,show me the conies to the,where'd you get the wiener?What'd you get the wiener?Five guys.
06:08Oh, dude,put on glass.Five guys has weeners.They do hot dogs.Yes.Five guys.They have five weeners.They got five weeners.
06:15Five guys.Five guys sucking on my pee.Yeah.He's going to go crazy.He's going to go stupid.Yeah.Yeah, the only problem, so like when you guys have hot dogs, do you guys put sourcrow on them?Yeah, sometimes.
06:30What's sourcrown?It depends. It depends what I'm feeling.Wait, why am I, like, nodding?I don't even eat my guys.You don't eat hot dogs?Is there a sourcrow on that?There's not.Look at this.
06:38Look what they do to these weenaries.They, like, split them in half.What are they doing?Oh.Is this what the podcast has come to?Just watching Nick eat a hot dog?I'm actually in his dirty room.Franks are like the coolest thing.
06:50Franks are like the coolest thing.Franks?Franks are in.The other wordthat you guys usebecause I rememberyou guysstraddinger.
06:58It's called aballpark of Joe.BallbarNo, there's a word.Tony.The New York side type.The New York side pipe.That's what it's called.
07:07What is it, dude?It was like a silly one.It was a silly word.It was likeChingbop.It's kind of made up.What is this for a sandwich?No, for a hot dog.
07:18Like the weater itself.A link?A link.Shaboing loing? A boingloing?Oh, was it boingloing?Was it a boingloing?Yo.Okay, wait, listen to these stats and tell you what you think.
07:31Paul George so far this season,27.3 points per game,4.5 rebounds for game.Mid, I did a triple double yesterday.Oh, really?Pass.All right, 50s said just went diamond for Indic Club.Oh, shit.
07:46We were sitting in a diamond.That's not the right song.How many people have gone diamond?Only 92 records.93 now.Wow.Vivalavita was one of them.Surely Eminem has gone diamond, right?
07:59Eminem's definitely gone diamond, right?Vivalvita is gone diamond.No.That's like, like, huge.That's like Maritcair.Like, yeah.That's giant.And then after Diamond is Ruby.
08:11So Adele has a track called 25.And it went platinum.And I thought she had 25 platinum tracks when I read it and my jaw dropped.But it's not.25 platinum.All right.Sorry.It's a diamond diamond.
08:23After doing it's diamond?Just to explain.Team times platinum is diamond.A diamond, a diamond certification is given the songs that have gone platinum 10 times.Whoa, that's like Peaty Pie, bro.So that sort of got to listen to a broken record.Dude, no, it's songs that have gone.Wait, was that already said?
08:41Am I an idiot?Yes.Oh, my bad.I think he just said it and then I just like it's a record that's gone platinum 10 times.I was looking up different songs.I actually think like we don't listen to each other.Okay, well, tell them what platinum 10 times.Tell them what platinum is one.
08:57What is it?A million.A million units sold.Units sold, yeah.Yeah.The unit sold not plays units sold, like songs on.I think it's like what is like eight streams counts as like one tenth of a unit or something.I don't know how it works.
09:12Eight streams?They have some weird measurement.Yeah, for Spotify.Yeah.A lot.What I do know is that if it's over a hundred thousand street.excuse me, 100 million streams on Spotify,I think it goes gold.
09:26I think.There, that's the perspective.There you go.Whoa, I want that so bad.And gold's only 100,000?100 million.100 million.No, units, units.
09:38Not place.No, whoa, whoa, what?100 million units for gold?What?Okay.I think, uptown funk is diamond.I think gold is 500,000 units.You did so.
09:49Poker faces a down track.What are saying?Eminem has one.Which one?It's not afraid.I'm not afraid.I'm not afraid.He's too.
09:59He has lose yourself too.Oh, those 92 tracks that I was reading about that.That article's from 2016, so it's outdated.Oh, shit.There's a lot that's happened since then.I wonder if any Brazilian funk and funk songs have gone diamond.The Calbo.Dude, you know what Viva Lovita did?
10:19What about Bad Bunny?They went dead rock.They went obsidian, dude.That's how good they are.Dude, that's the ultimate.Dude, bad bunny is absolutely huge.I think Bad Bunny is going to be one of the biggest artists.He's going to be the first Netherright artists to ever touch the music scene.
10:34The first Netherite artist.13 trillion views is how you get it.13 trillion.13 trillion.Donna, too, to be expected to go triple Netherite.Triple forest.Full Netherite enchanted armor.Dude, Donna's going to hit triple wool by the end of the year, I heard.
10:51Can we make a Christmas song to make infinite money?I got infinite money.No, weird.Wait a second.Dude, think about this for a second.You know, triple chain mail.Dude, you know C418?Cat.
11:05Imagine how many times that would be played and compare that like with playing in game.Imagine how many times that would have been played to see like how many people have listened to it.Imagine thinking in like that perspective.Like that's also like, it's the same thing with like GTA radio.Imagine all those songs and how many times they've been listened to like.That's so.Oh, guys.Yes, bud.
11:24I only had caffeine as soon as I woke up.And there's a rumble in my tummy.It's like a stampede.Oh, that's that dupe.It's a stampede.I don't know what to do.It's happening.I'm going to come out of here.
11:36No, no, no, I want to see how long I can last.Why?Because I just got to stay here.I can't go.I can't leave the podcast as soon as it's been.I've been here for 12 minutes.I've been here for a bathroom break.All right.
11:49Okay.That's fair.Two minutes later.We're only at four minutes right now.It's like squeezing out your nose.Yeah, I'm like, I'm like, red.I'm like, ooh.Dude, I can't,
12:00every time that happens, like,I just imagine somebody drivingand they're like, okay, that's enough.Dude.Wait, Larry, I got a topic we can talk about.Yeah.How was your stream yesterdaywhile you're trying to play?
12:11Oh, wow.Yeah, that was something.Yeah, that was something.Okay.Wait, wait, what?With thing one and thing two in your ear while you're trying toOh, that was a dude.Those are dudes.
12:22So like, okay, so the game came out, right?Don't scream.Don't freaking scream.It came out like a week ago, I think.And it's a, it's a little horror game where you basically just, you just can't.There's a meter.There's an audio meter and you can't pass a certain threshold or else you die.So the whole point you just don't scream.
12:37That's it.You got to whisper.You have to like,no way.I want to point out the fact that you not only took that insanely hard concept,you made it even harder by making your mic the most sensitive thing in the world.Because the person you.rated was like, he was speaking
12:53Spanish. Dude, yeah, he was like,take it for the red. And he was like, just a barelylittle tiny thing. Yeah, like, it was aSpanish. How loud do you have to scream? Yeah, it wasit was, uh, it was bad because every time I tapped mymic, like, my shoulder bumped it and thenit was like, it would kill me. Or I would go like,yeah. And it would like kill it.
13:10Dude, I was playing it. And like, I was like,I noticed my mic was like kind of far away. I was like,oh, crap, I got to move my mic closer. So I grabbed it.And I heard it.And I died.And I died.And I was like, no.I like freaked out.
13:22Take that concept, right?And now I added two hurdles.The first hurdle,a hurdle was every time I got a notification or like a donation,my notif was a jump scare.And it covered my entire screen,or at least I tried to,but it covered the entire stream.
13:39And it was loud.It was so loud.It was,I put the volume all the way up.And then on my mixer,I put the volume all the way up.So it was like,it was like blaring in my ears.
13:49And then number two,I had a thing one, Tanner,and I had a thing two, Isaac, on my ear,kind of just yapping it up a little bit.For a moment,I don't know what we were talking about.It was like gibberish.You guys were like making up words.
14:02I don't even know.For a moment, I had Tanner talking through my mic.So like in the game,it could hear Tanner,but it was echoing.So I had to turn off.I remember I went to the bathroom.I was like trying to be quiet.
14:14And like, it was when my miccould like mess you up.So I sat down.I was like,I was like, hello.And then you die.Yeah, it was a fun stream.I'm nice, you know, funny.
14:30I'm not going to lie.I might forget about the fact that I have that notice thing on.So I might just start stream on accident or like,I might start stream and then you're going to see Ed Shearer.Yeah, it was a lot of.Okay, so like it was like I had it so that $3 was like really silly images like Ed Shearin.And I think like cats or something like,skeletons. And then $7
14:51was like the old school jump scares.Like the exorcist girl are like,you know, all that, all that good stuff.It was loud. It was good.Dude, Will, you destroyed that shit. Boing Boing.Is it gone? I ate everything.God, you're my beast. I reallyHow do you eat like that?
15:07You should put the hot dog on the burger.It was the best food.I will say, I call that the Frankfoot.Frankenstein. Today, Larryand I hung out. Andspeaking of loud noises,Larry turns his car on and his radio explodes in our ear.Yeah.
15:25By the way, don't ever tune.Don't ever tune into 87.2 FM.That thing was Blaring, brother.We're just playing weird sounds.You ruined their book.Welcome to hell radio.Yeah, no, it was.I don't know what it is.
15:36I think it was my phone connecting to, like, it's never had that issue.It's still, no, it's actually the loudest thing imaginable.It is.It's bad.It's bad.We end up going to get coffee, right?and he turns it down.He's like, I don't want this to happen again.
15:50And then when we get back in the car after coffee,it happens immediately.And it was so loud.Yeah, yeah.It was like, it just sounded like, imagine like noiseand just like put it all the way up,the volume all the way up.It was bad.
16:04It sounded like my car was breaking.Yeah.But then it was fine after a while.And then we listened to unreleased Kanye.Oh, yeah, makes everything feel great.Oh, no, we actually didn't know.Music Home.But,
16:16On the way I was listened to it.That's been my thing recently, bro.Unreleased Kanye.Yondi, bro.On sound, Claudia.Keep yourself up on your feet.Yommy got poop.Yomi got poop.
16:33Yomi got poop in his pants.Yomi got poop in his pants.And he doing his little dance.Tanner's going to poop his pants.Yeah.Yeah.All right.People just clicked off.
16:48Wait, what happened?Before we lose another five,use code group for 10% on gamers.No, no, no, no.We're not going to lose another five.Anyways,um,Viva Lveda has actually
16:558 billion views on Spotify.Oh,are you serious?Oh,I did watch the FNAF movie.Oh,please can't talk about that.Every single person I've heard talk about it said it was bad.
17:07Yeah,I'll just put it out there.You haven't seen it.What?I haven't seen it.No, because there's a bunch of jokescoming out and it was like,Freddy right before the movie.
17:16Five Nights at Freddy's meansFriends never abandoned friendsLet's do thisAnd thenLed Zeppelin starts playingDamnTo be fairTo be fair
17:28To be fairThey were making those jokes beforeYeahBut then it was accurateIt was really accurateI just got accurateI had a feelI was gonna do that
17:36I guess it didIt was like the Mario movieBut just done way more poorlyAnd I'm talking about itLike I've seen itBut I haven't seenI've only seen clipsI saw
17:44Okay this is likeSpoiler territory now.Just a bit.Chill.So if you don't want to listen to this,I'm going to listen, if you're a visual watcher,if you're watching right now,when I do this,
17:57when I do this,it's,I'm not talking about it anymore,okay,when I'm doing this.If you're listening,I'm sorry.Okay,
18:04so,okay,I'll do this thing.So there is,the only clip I saw that I remember right nowwas Foxy doing the jump scare.And it literally was,it was just,
18:14they took him on the left.and they put like a pointand then they just dragged them across the screenand that was it was a straight line like thatit was just like absolute worstlike dude they didn't even trypretend I'm Foxy okay it was likehow it should be it should be this like
18:30but it was just thisit was literally just like thatlike they had like they had like a toylike in front of a cameraI was likethere's one more thing that I heardthat I was like oh myit was the map pet thing
18:44the mappet thing, dude. That ishorrible. That's a huge spoiler.This is where I go. This is huge.So if you really don't want to say it, because it's like the biggest,it's like the biggest spoiler of all time. I don't even want tosay it. I don't even think. I'll say it becauseI won't give a fuck.
19:01You spoil it. I'm saying the whole movie.Okay, this is the last one.This is the last one because this one's bad. This is reallybad. Tanner, take it awaybecause I forgot.All right, all right. I'll say it. I'll say it.Because you watched it.You would know that.
19:16Yeah, you're right.It was like, they were in a diner or something with like, there's the aunt.There was like the lawyer Doug, Doug the goat, I guess.And it was like, I don't know.There's like a whole bunch of lore.You don't remember.The waiter.What do you?
19:32I'm getting there.Oh, okay.Is that in detail?You fucking idiot.Whoa.Get him.Get him.So the waiter.
19:39You're trying to correct you when he hasn't seen the movie.Yeah, I know.I love when Isaac.I watched you.Pirated the movie.Bullshit.I like when Isaac talked.something she doesn't know anything about.
19:47Oh, wait.It's actually being sent around Discord, I heard.Oh, yeah.Like 480P and like 480P?It's like a good quality.It's like a whole movie.It's good quality.I don't know how these is it.
19:59Surround sound like everything.All right, Tanner, go ahead.Sorry.Anyways.So guess who the waiter is?Matt.Guess who the waiter is?Matt Pat.
20:09Matt Pat walks in.He's like, hey, everybody.Do you guys know what you want to eat today?And then the, the ants like, no.We're not hungry.I was like, okay, well.Like an actual aunt or like an aunt, like a family member.Like a part of the lore, like an aunt of the kid that's in the movie.
20:24Yeah.Like a big aunt.Like a giant, yeah, like a giant ant for no reason.Did you imagine there's like an antitronic as an ant?Yeah, I'll have the dirt.Shut now.Crumbs on the counter, please.I think it's the first time.
20:47The punchline.Like, yeah, I'll have the dirt, actually, like, one.It actually worked.No one's never said that.It's been the punchline.It's never been the punchline.It's actually worked.And then yummy said, yeah, the crumbs on the table.
21:03Crumbs on the table, please.Spilled soda on the floor.Oh, my God.I lost track so many times.Anyways, the waiter's Matt Pat, and he's like, anyways, the cheesecake's really good, I heard.But that's just a theory.And they cut him off as soon as he said that.And then they're like, no, we're fine.
21:20Thank you.And he had to leave.That was the entire...The writers were...I was like, as soon as that happened, I was like...I was like hitting myself in the theater.I was like, oh, shit.I've seen clips of the people watching it.
21:31They're not good...They're not a good audience is what it is.Crazy, so I didn't even think I was.Matt Pat?No, Matt Pat.Like, I'm like uninformed.Oh, my God, is this guy?That's just a theory.
21:46Game theory.Yeah, game theory.Yeah, game theory.Yeah, game theory.Yeah.videos.Like all the lore.He looks like I Jericho.
21:53Markiplier was supposed to be in a spot.The first day.Oh, wait. Okay.40 million box office.I want to point this out because it gets really bad.And then the next day, there was like a40% decrease. Next day,40% decrease. Next day,
22:0680% decrease.So what if mouth got around and noone wanted to watch this movie?Yeah. And including me.I don't want to watch it now.Yeah. You're a statistic right here.I am part of the statistic and I'm going to be leading.Okay.
22:22How do you drop?No, no, no.You should go watch it because it's really funny when they're trying to be scary.Like they're trying to set the scene and like lightning flashes,you can see like a perfect foxy silhouette like with the hook like.Oh my God.I'm going to watch it under every single influence possible.I'm going to take everything.
22:41I'm going to take everything before I go.I'm going to get a care package.I'm going to take it all before I go.Like IV shots on both arms.and then I'm just going to go.I'm just going to watch it.No, it's funny.It's funny.
22:54Every time, like, Foxy's chasing somebody,you just hear,dum da-dum-dum-dum-dum.That's cool.So I've never played any Five Nights at Freddy's game ever,not in my life.Dude, they're awesome.Wow.
23:06I'm like a big fan of it.I haven't, yeah,I haven't touched Five Nights at Freddy's.So, like, Five Nights at Freddy's,I actually know more about Friday Night Funkinthan I do about Five Nights at Freddy's.Oh, my God.I didn't even have you could.
23:18You admit to that.Friday night Funkins.That is like...Why did you compare them?Because F and F.That's why.Because whenever people are like FNF, yeah.That's a future song, F&M.
23:31FNAF, FNAF.No, FNAF.Yeah, you're right.Some people say, all right, whatever.Friday night fucking is FonF, but five nights at Freddy's is FNAF.Oh, yeah, true.Yeah.Oh, yeah.
23:45True.Okay.Yeah.Why?I think I did...Hold on.Hold on.Hold on.
23:49Why?You look a fintinator.I was like, I was like, what are you dumb?Why did we make FNAF like a pronunciable word?Like FNAF?Like FNF.Dude, it fits.FNAF.
24:03Dude, try saying FN FNAF.FNAF.But yeah, it doesn't, you know, it doesn't have FNAF.That's like, okay, yeah, that's all right.Do we FNAF?On the same topic of the Halloween, the spooky dokey FNAF movie,Dude, that Sam and Colby thing that they did for a week straightDude
24:23Was absolutely absurdI never saw the videos and then I went into itOh my God, we got to explain itI was like my jaw kind of dropped whenYeah, it was honestlyIt was like they ran YouTube for I think like nine straight daysWait was there haunted was it true?Was there a real stuff?
24:43There were some crazy things that happenedI don't even know how to explain how they do itThey've been doing like the wholespooky dokey content for a while, but this was justlike, I don't know, this was justit. It was just like the peaklike horror. I mean, think about likemovie wise, the conjuring is like
24:59peak. Now take the real locationyou're like playing with diamonds here.So they were there, right?Because I never saw it.They went to the real house.I'll watch it, but they went to the real houseand then what happened?You'd have to watch it.
25:16You got to watch it.Just give me a summary.Like for people who are not going to watch it.They experience, you know, the whole the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, like,communicated with spirits.Okay.How did they communicate with spirits?With, uh, that is a crazy.
25:31I don't even know I was explaining.Like, there is, imagine Ed and Lorraine, but 20 years old.And there's just like, terrible.So they had mediums with them?Yeah, but they worked for the conjuring house.They did work for the conjuring house.They didn't even know they could do it.Like, like, summon the spirits.
25:46but they just started like holding handsand then they started communicatingthrough like... Dude, I know how it sounds.I know you're sitting there like, yeah, bullshit.Hold on, the people, the 20-year-olds that you said, right?Yeah, those are the people that worked for the conjure...What do you mean worked for it?Is this a house that people can go visit?
26:04Yeah, it's a toy attraction.Okay, so now they pay, okay, and then what happens?Go from there.They were like holding hands and talking to the spirits?Yeah, yeah.So they were holding each other's like forearms.They'd go through the alphabet and there'd be a tap on a letterwhen they were running through.
26:17Yeah, that's the other thing.Dude.Go ahead, go ahead.The ghost, so the way they, like, heard from the ghostwas through taps.So they were, like, they're, like,look at our shoe, literally.There's nothing, there's nothing.
26:29And then they're like, okay,if you're here, please give us three tabs on the floor.And you hear, like, like, immediately.Like, immediately.And they knew exactly who they were talking to.Just based off of, like.The two people, the two people knew who they were talking to?Yes, they had a theory of game theory.
26:46about who it was.Dude.Sorry.That was sick.That was sick.But yeah, they were talking to the ghosts.And they were using the alphabet.So the way that she'll do it, it would be like A, B, C, D, E, F, G, and the tap.
26:59And then they'll tap on the letter.So then they would just spell out something.It was kind of wild, dude.It was pretty wild.But that was one, that was one method out of the, they had a few, actually.Because they had the radio one where they would go blindfold.And then they'll, like, listen to the radio.Yeah, the Estis method, I believe.
27:16Dude, that was the word part.Evidential one.They were like, they were like explaining it and like showing it how it worked.And every time they like grab their hands, you could hear knocking like, like they were walking towards them.Like they're like a beacon of light.Like you hear footsteps like, and everything like they all came into the room.And then as soon as they let go all the knocking stuff.Was this part into multiple videos?
27:37Yes.It is a four part series.Each of these videos is averaging around an hour and a half long.We have to show you the parts that we saw that were just mine.mind-boggling.Because at first,I'm skeptical.I'm like,
27:50okay, a YouTuber,haunting,there's no way.Because usually they all fake them,you know?Like,that's like the big thing.Dude,
27:57they knew information that,like,had to be cut from the video.Yeah.Information that only one person that were new.It made,it made,Sam cry.
28:07Like,like,you cannot, like,fake those tears.That was like better than,like,cry as in,like,
28:14scared,cries and he's sad.As in,like,What the hell is going on.He's in shock and belief, like the names they told him, like hisgrandma and stuff.Like nobody knew.
28:23The spirits did?Yeah.Spirits did.It was like the grandma's nickname that nobody knew and he started crying.The grandma's nickname that no one knew.And then she started talking about how she was watching over her and her sister.And they even targeted their producer.They cut out the entire part because it's too personal.
28:39The producer wanted it all cut out, like everything.So just that alone, I mean, that, dude, like having a YouTube.You're a brain. I'm sitting there like, okay, how could you possibly like make this work?How could you fake it?Yeah, that's not.You can.It's impossible.You just can't, dude.
28:53The knocking itself was like eerie.I was like scared kind of.I was like, what the fuck?So was this done only at nighttime?No, it was done in a bunch of different locations.Yeah, it was in the daytime.Like they were in the first video, they left all their off footage in there because they were trying to debunk it themselves.They like came back in like a month or two later.
29:13Mm-hmm.And we're given context.They did it in like a parking lot.They did it in like the house.They did it in a bunch of random places and there was always not.They even admitted how fake it sounded and how fake it looked.And in the first video, they say, they'd say, hey, it's us from a month in the future.We are absolutely blown away by this.
29:30We even went back before we posted this video just to verify that this was the real deal.And like they were just so brought up back by what was going on in front of them that they had to go back before they posted to make sure it wasn't like a big hoax.and it was real and it's really scary.Peak horror during that whole thingwas like Yomi pointed it out when we were both watching.So we and Yom were watching it at night, right?And then I remember Yomi was like,oh, oh, turn it back, go back.
29:59I'm like, what happened?What happened?So then we went back, right?And there's this part,there's a segment when both of them were in the house alone in the dark.And the light and like their camera started fucking out.Their lights were going out.Like new, new lights that they just like bought.
30:14And it's like going out.like the battery's like being just drained and fucked up.And the camera is like flickering.And when they turn on the light in the background,you see like a like a face that for like literally like a second.Yeah.It was just like a lit across.It's slid across.
30:31Yeah, there was instances where you see something moving.See people on TikTok caught like faces in windows,faces in the back behind doorways, figures and stuff like that,pointing them out.And of course, you know,when you're posting that videolike Iit's so hard to
30:49miss something like thatbut also at the same timeit's like five hours of footageI yeah I missed it completelyit was pretty wildI can't even imagine what was cut outprobably like more sightings rightsurely like walking across the camera
31:04like a perfectlike a perfect entityyeahbut yeah there was there was a lot ofparanormal spooky dokeysdokeys like Milwaukee Talkiesdid the spirits have namesYes.
31:14Were those spirits the ones that the conjuring was based off of?No.They were wandering spirits, I believe.One of them's-People died in the woods too.Yeah, it was, so the conjuring house is actually built on this really old, like, war sort of, not tomb, but like a battlegrounds.And there's a lot of really evil, like aggressive, like spooky-dukes.And then there's like really cool chill, you know, like, gang.
31:40There's like people buried in the walls apparently.and it was weird.Yeah, it's, I mean, we can show you after just like a little, a few clips.But once you watch that, you're going to want to watch the rest of whatever goes on.It's like the best videos ever watch my time.Like late night, like snack.Like you get a, you get a bowl of food or something.Yeah, I did not mean to sit down for an hour and a half and watch.
32:03Because I'm not like, you know, I know of like Sam and Colby, but I've never been like,okay, new Sam and Colby video.I got to go watch this shit right now.This made me want to come back for more.It was a phenomenal series.It was a great watch.Mainly because it's like the most evident proof of anything paranormal.Yeah, I've never seen anything like that posted to a YouTube channel.
32:21In general, I remember when we were watching Tanner, what was the show?It was paranormal.Ghost adventures.And they were out in like the lake of death or something like that.Aaron, Aaron! Aaron!He was like, you know what it was?It was just, it was Lake Mead.That's all it was.
32:40Yeah.It was so, like a normal lake.Like there's not a lot going on at Lake Me.They were like, they were so exaggerative of everything.It was insanely funny.How good.I like,you didn't get it.
32:51Yeah, you got to go into like to laugh.Like I have such a weird like eye for this kind of stuff.Like I'm not like a somebody who sits here and goes,oh my God, what?There's no way Lake Mead has the dead soldiers on World War.Yeah, I mean those those shows are like definitely more so like you kind ofpoint and laugh at it more than you are like,whoa, that that really?
33:12happen? Because they're like so,so, so, so exaggerated by everything.It's like actually really funny.If you want a good laugh, I'm notgonna lie, it's pretty good. And the editing isso, dude, it's peak, it's sogood. The intro is insane.It's like, it's like looking through like a
33:28yeah, it's like looking through like a speechfriend and it's like, like, this like.Yes.I'm in like,and the leg shows like three times in different language.Like, the intro's like, there's science.Everything has like a blue filter over it forAnd it has like a turn like
33:44It looks like like empty colorsIt's insaneIt's so goodThese are our storiesAnd it's like Aaron getting launched20 feet likeOhAnd then I was fucking around
33:59And then Zach's likeOh EricIt's always Aaron dudeHe's getting the worstDude I gotHe launched 20 feet in hoodsDude I was always thereAnd I was like
34:10Oh here dudeThe camera brokeLook, and then Zach's like, the camera's right there.How is that camera right there?Where did Eric go?He's like walking back with his head.Like he's like, he like running all the way.How are you right here?
34:20And the camera was right here.Dude, it sucks.I love Aaron getting tossed around like a salad.He's like, tossed like a salad.Dude, oh my God.You're like looking at Aaron.He's like eyebrows fell on the ground.He's like, dude, no, they were up here.
34:39They fell down there.He grabbed him and put them.I had to put my eyeballs back in my head.But you didn't see it, though.Are you okay, dude?Yeah.Dude, you completely missed it.The camera was pointing that way,
34:50but it happened over here.But I was hovering for 20 seconds and spinning.We sound crazy,but that's how it is in the show.That is exactly like...And then it would cut to like a B-rolland he'd be like,to this day, I never went back to that place ever again.
35:06It was just...It's like across the country.It's so fucking like inconvenient to go back.So good, dude.That show is good.Only in that context.Yeah, it's just funny.If you go in there for an actual, like, pernoal activity, I mean.
35:20Okay, there is sometimes there is something.I like going on, like, scariest clips.And you can actually see, like, apparition things in doorways.Or, like, you can actually see, like, scratch marks on their, like, arms and stuff.Sometimes this gets kind of weird, but.Sometimes it gets a little peak.It's 99.9.9% funny.It is.
35:37It is, yeah.And a lot of it, for me, it's, like, a lot of it is the editing.I think the editing is really funny.The editing makes it.It just goes so...I don't know who their editors are,but they do,they do like a line of coke
35:46before they start editing.And then they just go ham.It's like TikTok times too.Like they stylized it.Yeah, if they have...Dude, imagine they had subtitles.Like for the whole episode.That would be crazy.
35:59Insane.It's like Isaac Y.editing kind of...Except they kind of...I mean, dude, I'm not going to lie,Isaac.They kind of do laps around you.Dude, it makes me want to do a haunted house video.
36:08That's why I want to do it so...Well, no, it's currently November 1st.We'll see you guys next year.Taryn, you're like playing a little bit about it, like making fun a little bit.What would happen?After the videos that you saw yesterday, would you still like do that?You're still a little silly guy?For real?
36:26I'd be like, yo, yo, what's going on, everybody?I don't know.Okay.I don't know.I don't know.Oh, I was going to just.Oh, I was just going to say, so pretty much Sam and Colby's video.made non-believers into believers.
36:43Yeah, I was skeptical for like ever, for my entire life.And then the knocking.Well, I'm still skeptical.I was like, yeah.I want to go there.I do got to say though, like, and this is somethingthat I've been, you know, we picked up on.They, like, they jumped a gun on a lot of things.
36:57Yeah.Like you jump to conclusions.It's like, real.Jay.He's like, what is that mean?What is that mean?Jay.You have to think about like the personal influence we have just on the feet, my shoes
37:07tapping on the ground.Yeah.Let him talk.Sorry.You have to think about the kind of influence that you have just like a personal influence for like any time that they would hear anything through like the spear box or whatever.If it's going to be anything that ends in Odie or Obey or anything, they're just going to think it's their own name.Or like Am, Ham, damn, Sam.They're just going to think of Sam no matter what, you know?
37:26Yeah.You can't confirm like any of that shit.The knocking is the only thing.Every letter like really like accurate.Like even with the people that they didn't know.Like it started off with the first letter and then like the entire name was spelled out like perfect.I mean, no, the knocking is the only thing that is.The knocking is.
37:43The knocking was the common rule.I'm saying the Estes method and the Alis Mach has a little shit.It's like, I think that's bullshit.The one I'm talking about was like, you know, the little machine that spills out like words?Yeah.And they're out in the woods.Run.Attack, talk.
37:59Yeah, I don't know what that is about.I don't know how that works.Pomp.Fump.Pump.Pump.Pump.Pump and dump.
38:08Did you guys see what happened in Japan?There was a shooting that happened in Saitama Prefecture.Yeah.There's a hostage situation with the guy in Japan.It was that a, it was a, it was a, it happening right now.I don't know.It was happening a few hours ago from what I saw, but, uh, well, when it ended up, it was like a hostage situation where there was a guy.At the hospital?
38:30He shot, he shot bullets into a hospital hurting some people, but then he went to a, I think he went to like a mail, like a mail place.Oh, yeah, a post office.A post office.And he was, like, holding 10 people hostage or something like that.I don't know too much more because it was developing at the time.And I haven't read up since.But that's what happened today.I was shocked.
38:50Because there was, like, no guns there.How did he?That's odd.His hand on that.He's 86.He's 86.He was probably makes sure.Because, dude, remember that one guy who almost got a,
39:00yes, they did have a single shotgun.Yeah, he had like a PVC pipe or whatever.Yeah, he did have like a PVC pipe shot gun.Like a build of yourself.That's crazyIn NiokaThey did haveYes, that's what it was
39:14That's pretty much what it wasIt was like a littlefucking metal pipe gunIt was weirdThat's crazyIt was nutsThat was the last timeI've heard of
39:21Or like the only timeReally I've heard aboutA shooting in JapanWowDudeWell I feel likeI feel likeThere are guns there
39:29They're justIn the hands of peopleWho will not flash itYeahIt's impossibleI have gunsMaybe not in TarticaNot have guns
39:37I don't knowI'm on Twitter, dude.This is like where I'm getting on my, like, I just got another topic right here.Dude.What?Oh, you were going to say something first?Go ahead.Oh, yeah.
39:47This is kind of like insane.I'll write my dad to get down.So apparently Disney just confirmed they're going to be acquiring Hulu for $8.6 billion.That's some light.That's something slight.That's some monopoly, bro.It's not a monopoly yet because there's still Netflix and other shit.There's a lot of other ones.
40:08a ton. There's so many entertainment things.You got like goats like toby.You got like, you know.Goats like tube. Does that meanthat with a Hulu membership, I get Disney Pluslike a watch a Vendez? Yeah, they're going to, I think youalready could bundle them. And you or no?I don't know. Dude, yeah.
40:24Can I go poop? It's coming out.You made it to 20 minutes, dude. You're good.I did. I made it past.You can go ahead.We had a great time talking. Go ahead and poop.Okay, yeah, I got to go poop.Um, what was I going to say?Damn.
40:36Nick, what were you saying?Oh, I was going to say that I've been on TikTok and for some reason, every now and again,I get some of those, those awesome conspiracy theory videos.And ones that have been popping up lately have been about the ice wall theories.And like the whole idea of like you, if you even approach the icebergs in Antarctica,the coast guards or whoever, they're going to tell you to turn around and go back becausethey're trying to hide.They're trying to prevent you from crossing over Antarctica to get to the next.
41:07layer of the world.Because what Antarctica is is a big ice circle, by the way,everyone, newsflash, Earth is flat.Antarctica is a big ice circle, andthe pyramids are actually just likethe top of monoliths are deep down insidethe ground. The Earth is a bigman, believe it or not.
41:23The Easterhead Island is his head and everythingthat's on the sun hedges are his feet.You said a whole lot of nothing, bro.I said Antarctica is a circle,which it literally is. I don't know what you're talking about.Oh, it's a nice wall that prevents you from going out to the dark constant.From Hunter X, Hunter, Yoh!Isaac is saying,
41:42you know, Isaac is saying pretty much this is the only thing I had that's cylindrical.Isaac is saying that the earth looks like this from up top,and where this, where this H is in the middle is where all of us reside,and then where there's no H is where the, like, right around.This is Antarctica.This is Antarctica.And then I was saying that there's land over here,and then there is, like, something like land of Asgard or something like that on the outskirts.
42:05I'm not even thinking about...I'm not kidding.That's what they call it.That's what they call it.Asgard,where they're playing like Skyrim or some shit?What does that mean?What?
42:13Yeah.Are the...Are the...The Flats of Asgard,that's what it's called.Huh?What?Are flat earthers like talking about this?
42:22Uh, yeah.There's a lot.I, for some reason,I liked like, I think,one TikTok because I was like,oh, it's super interesting.It's fun.But then a whole bunch of other ones
42:33started following.And every single.single conspiracy theory you could be thinking of.I've seen something about it.It's like all on there.Yeah, it's a lot.I remember when I was sending like that propaganda stuff to crunk?Yeah, yeah.
42:45That's exactly what my mind went to when I was thinking about it.Yeah, that's pretty much all it.Have you seen the schizo conspiracy like collage photos that they make?Yes.Where it's like a hundred theories in one all on one little meme.You can't even read anything.Are you talking about like the iceberg tears?It's not even an iceberg.
43:05It's just a collage of everyabout like a thousand differentlike news storieslike glued together with likeI was finding oneit was a it was like these icebergsand it's like is somethingor have you ever seen
43:19first of all time out totally differenthave you ever seen it's like I leakedthe answers to the math testI leaked this really important documentand then it just shows like this crazy documentand it's yeah those videos areall over my pageit used to be all over mine
43:34you're entering likethat side of TikTok, it's like, oh.Wait, but dude, I was just telling Larry about this today, actually.I found out, like, I was curious.I was like, it's so crazy that like any, I guess, candy company for the most part,no matter what time, no matter how well they're doing during the year,they always have, like, Christmas and Halloween to rely on.Yeah.
43:57And so I'm like, so then I thought to myself, I was like, I wonder if they did that for a reason.And then it turns out in like the 1950s, Halloween started getting.getting popular, but parents were not, they were concerned about like treats that the kids would getfor the trick-or-treating. And so candy companies like took advantage of that and then startedselling candies. And then that's how they capitalized on it. Here, here, here, go go to the groupchat on your phone if you can. There was just some I just like found away from long ago, but that'sbasically what he's talking about like that. I thought candy companies had an end with likethe dentists, uh, the dentists in the U.S. or some shit.
44:35I wouldn't even doubt it.Yeah, no, it's kind of messed up how many, like, deals and how many, like, influences there are and stuff like that.And the reason why the conversation started was because we're walking by McDonald's.And I was telling Nick, I was like, what is they, like, have this, like, thing where, like, they just have the, the, it's not like chicken nuggets.It's like, they have, like a scent or like a, like a thing that's just pushing out the sin of chicken nuggets.And then he was telling me about how Disney has, like, these, like, scented machines to make you.smell like he said vanilla.Yeah. So when you walk into Disney,
45:10they have these like specific like machines and stuff like thator like scent things that like when you go in,the first thing you smell is like probably,I think it's either vanilla or it's popcorn, right?Something along those lines.But it's because they have specific things.I can even find.Dude,
45:28it's kind of messed up.That is the like the evilest like marketing strategy I've ever.But there's just so many things that are out there that we're used to that are just subliminal.Like it's all like subtle.Yeah.And it works.Yes.That's a scary part.
45:44There was a patent that actually got past.It might have gotten withdrawn because it got leaked.But there's a commercial patent where, let's say, a TV starts playing an ad.And the only way to end that ad, you have to stand up and yell the name of the company.Literally, Burger McDonald's.You have to stand up and do it.Wait.Remember, remember there was a scare because people thought that there was going to be ads on the sky?
46:09Like, it was like a...Oh, yeah, like in their dreams and shit?No, no.No, no, it was like actually like in the sky.Like, they would show like a light.It was just like a giant like logo in the sky.People were like, no way that's going to happen.Yeah, yeah.
46:23And Coca-Cola and all those things like that.I found it. I found it.So at the entrance, it's, there's like a confectionary place like for like candies and stuff like that.And so they take the smells for.from inside and they pump them out to the entrance.This is to help draw you into the shop and stuff like that.Yeah, that's, yeah.Make you hungry, make it drool.
46:44That's kind of like, I mean, if you think about it,because we were just in Vegas,and I feel like Vegas is extremely ahead of its timewhen it comes to stuff like this.Yeah.I mean, you walk into the cosmopolitan, for example,or like any other casino.It smells good in there.
47:02Oh, yeah.Despite having it.Did it?Did it?Did it?Did it?You're like a cigarette smoke.You walk into the cosmopolitan and it smells good.
47:10Wait, was I with yummy?Yummy.What?Do you remember when you and I were walking through the casino and I was like,that smelled?Do you smell that?And then it went away for a little bit and then it happened again.And then it went away for a little bit and happened again as we were walking through the Luxor.
47:24Do you remember there was that one smell.It smelled really, really good.And I was like, I thought it was smelled like some cologne or perfume.But it just happened.I think I remember you saying something.It happened like every.so often.Like, there was no one in front of us, right?
47:38There couldn't have, and, you know, usually when you're following a scent, you can smell it.It doesn't just kind of go hit or miss.It was like, you smell it, and then it goes away.And then smell it, and then it goes away.And smell it and goes away.It was like that the entire fucking way walking down.It was so crazy.That's scary.
47:53But what's nuts is like when it comes to memory and feedback and your senses being like soin tune with your, you know, brain, it's, you know, smell is the number one to call backmemory.Like, your scent will always be.the number one thing to trigger an event that happened previously.Wow.Just like I was telling Larry this also just today, believe it,wow, with Larry, we talked about a lot of shit,
48:13that like Isaac is really, really good with sounds.And like Isaac is able to just kind of like guess.Like I say that Isaac's like real life Shazam,the way that you can just like kind of hum or like sing a song.We said he has autism.You said he has autism.I said I said you have autism.And then I said that having autism is a buff.
48:32And then you were like, well, it's kind of.like a social nerve and I'm like wellin some ways yeah soI mean it's truebecause like dickautistic people are buffthey are buffed they are buffeddude having autism helps you fire
48:46he's like a senior in high school that's exactly what you saidLarry you said it's a superpowerit's a superpower so uh yeah it's likeit's like um having like ano I'm not gonna talk never mind I can't sayokay well I was gonna say thathaving autism is an actualfucking buff I don't care if people think it's a nerve
49:03because like straight up you canlike hyper fixate or like have the craziest fuckingI don't know some of the smartest people in the fucking worldare like high functioning ASD soyeah I was gonna say it was like having like alike a stat rework like takeaway social skillsand add into your IQit's like it's like you're playing
49:22what was that game castle crashes it's like you're playingcastle crashes and you're only maxing out strengththe entire time or like agilitylike one crazy likeyeah I don't want to sayit first holy crapWe'll say it on the game as a...I'm trying to think of, like,
49:36managing your skill tree or, like, Skyrim.Yeah, Skyrim.You don't have, like, your diligence is a little low,but you're, like, this fastest person on earth.Steve is, like, three, but, like, everything else is fucking crazy.Yeah.Tanner, I can help you after the podcast.There's there.
49:51You need some, um, I have a caffeine iron.Get a, get a tiny, uh, plunger and just...Dude, that's the guy.That's probably like you, dude?Huh?What do you say?Is that food drain to dry?No, is, um...
50:04He has some bags under his eyes.And you can help tighten it with cacconated, uh,eye ointment.He's about him.40 soon,you got that TikTok shop scamble shit, don't you?This is out.I will be 40 years old.
50:17Dude,I was like that time of his out.That food knocked me out.I was laying back.I was about to fall asleep.I'm not going to lie,but I'm good now.It passed.
50:25Oh,what are you saying?A threshold.Yeah.You got that from TikTok shop?What?No.You got a bag, balls?
50:32No, I know, I've had this for, ever.I kind of want to sell some shit on TikTok shopand make like a billion dollarsand then just like it away.I was telling Nick the method that they do.You know the message?They make so much money.Yeah, when it's their pyramid scheme,
50:46their fucking pyramid scheme.They are a pyramid scheme.They are 100% what it is.The method that they do, Larry said,was that they would price something at like$300,000 on the shopand everyone's going to be like, why would I spend that much money on that?And then they would go direct traffic
51:00to the site.To the site.Because TikTok takes a cutof their stuff, so they'll redirect.Oh, yeah, that's one that they use.They'll just play with it.They'll laugh about it.The method I'm talking about is anybody can promote it and get a 5% like a mission or something.
51:14You feel like you're being treated well because you get a product for free,but you have to make a video about it.And the people that make a video about it advertise that product for that company.It's a pyramid scheme.That's what it is.And other people see that and go, I want to do that.And they get the product for free and advertise to others.from the original shop.
51:33It's from someone promoting it.I wouldn't say that that's a pyramid scheme.I think they,no, because I think they get more people onthrough their own code.Oh, yeah, because they keep to buy into then keep on bringing people inand paying up, if I'm not mistaken.
51:47So what this would be is like, it's just a thing.Like, it's like a fucking...You get the product for freeand you get a cut of the sales.That's a pyramid scheme.Well, I think I could also bring...The guy on top is advertised.He's like, all right, here's the product.
52:00Other little guys are like, okay, I like this product.advertise. They make money from peopleusing or buying it from their video.Other people look at that video. Those guysget two more people and then two more peopleand then you got a fucking pyramid.And then you get a bowling ball and youI feel like it's just kind of like a commission
52:18based. Well, I mean.They've made so much money. TikTok has made so much money.It was the smartest thing I've ever seena platform deal when it comes to shops.I wonder if that would be considered it.Because I know how the general works of ayou know, pyramid scheme would be.It's like, Isaac, you start.
52:34Yeah, why do you know that, huh?Yeah, but I was looking at the difference one time.No, because I think they're rewarded for bringing more people on to promote it as well.Like, I think that there's just a lot of back-in bullshit of-oh.Oh, well, I don't know about that.Bigger. Bring more people.If you, if this guy uses your link, you will get 2% of his 5% commission.I believe that might be the thing, but that's like something that.
52:54Because like, because I was going to say, like, if everyone is, if everyone is, like,working under the same promotion of that same thing, it's the same thing as, like,having any other affiliate or sort of like code.You know what I'm saying?So then at that point, you know, like what we do with GamerSups, for example.Like we can bring on a creator, but we're not getting a percentage of what they bring on.You know, we just...If we did, it would be a pyramid scheme.
53:15Wow.Because then you're influenced by trying to get...I don't think, I think that's like a referral bonus.Wouldn't that just be considered a referral bonus or something like that?I don't know.It sounds scummy, whatever it is.Well, Larry told me.Larry told me that I should try and do that as well at some point.
53:34As anyone seen?I told him to try to do the pricing thing as well.Yeah.Let me be clear.So you're going to invent a product and sell it?Well,he was saying jokingly do it with like my hoodie or like my hat or something like that.And like,
53:46I told him to put it up to a million dollars.Yeah, marketer for like a million dollars.And then it had people like just go to the website.Yeah.So it was going to be like,because I kept seeing,I figure out what product that was,it wasn't in the marshmallow.
53:59It was something else.There was a product that was likeSkittles.Oh,no way!Are there skittles?Are the dried skittles?Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
54:08Yeah, yeah.Yeah, yeah.It's like the dry candy stuff.That was the one that got it going.The freeze stride skills are the one that kickstarted.Because I remember people in the comments were like,why is it this much money?And then they were probably like,
54:19because it's so good.And then they just,they just kept playing with it.They were like playing with the price,but then people would go to the website and then buy it.So the freeze dried skittles shit,Everyone that was promoting that kept on fucking popping up on my 4U page,they were all promoting pretty much the same shit.
54:36They were getting a cup.That's crazy.I've seen like 100 of those videos.I know.They push the videos that have a product because TikTok will make money on the video if you buy it.Okay, that is unworldly.That is crazy.Wow, that's kind of evil.
54:52I'm not going to lie.Yeah, it's crazy.When it first came out.So is there one company at the very top that's selling all the scale?Maybe.There are a few big dogs.One of them is named like Top Planet or something like that.They're responsible for that fucking, what was it?
55:09I mean, they did, shit, I don't even remember.I'm going to use a different person.A girl made a journal of just a whole bunch of stuff called the Shadow Work Journal.It's basically just like psychology and like you answer it.Whatever.It's just a journal of stuff that you answer and you're like, oh, my God.I cannot believe that I'm being manipulated.Like, it's, who cares?
55:33But the amount of videos I've seen on it and the people that are selling it, et cetera,I think we're approaching like 1.1 million units of Shadow Work journals sold.Like, I can check right now.I'm going to do that.It's a stupid number.My biggest issue with the whole system, with the whole thing is like you used ourGamer Subs thing as an example.So I'm going to use it.
55:56It's that like we're disclosing like, hey, this is Gamer Subs.This is their product.This is, we are promoting them.But like the way that these people are making their videos,it's like they own their company or it's like,these are the best skittles I've ever made.That's what I assumed.That's literally what it always comes up.
56:10I always thought that it was somebody promoting it themselves.Yeah, they're own self.That's what I'm saying.No, that's what I'm saying.You want to hear this?Do you want to hear what this is?This is literally like pyramid scheme meets this is all drop.It's drop shipping.
56:28Drop shipping again has made.his return. I thought it was done. I thought we were over, but everyone keeps falling for the same thing.This is something really, really important, and I have to like, I didn't even know that they weredoing this, and I feel bad for even working with them, but Timu do not work with them anymore.Yeah. Don't even, don't even, don't buy from them. Delete the app off of your phone if you have it,because they're getting fucking sued. I deleted the fucking app off of my- For stealing people's data andselling it and spying on your device. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, listen.I know. I've done my fair share of Timmu promotions.
57:05I actually, I declined them like three times in a row.They love me.Tough luck.I just,I feel bad because it's like the worst fucking thing you could possibly promote.But I wasn't under that impression when I first had done it.I thought it was like great deals for things.Yeah, dude,
57:20just like Amazon on like steroids.It's super cool.Eyebrow has to be raised when you're buying Nintendo switches for like 20 bucks.That's what I said.No, no, no.Hold on.Oh, no.Hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, because I know, I did a deal where we had that we did the Nintendo Switches thing.
57:36250.This was months ago, okay?They were priced, like, normally.They were not 20 bucks.They were like, like, hundreds.They were like $250, like, $8 if you were a first time.Yeah, I'm not buying for like $3 to $90.I was like, there's something off.
57:50But then I found out that they were like the Hong Kong versions of them.So then I was like, okay, I mean, I maybe, I guess.Maybe they just struck a deal with their.getting like a domestic, like a domestic deal or something.I thought so too.That's why I pulled.I thought that they had a deal with Nintendo or something like that.But it turns out that they were just, I don't know what they were doing, honestly.
58:10But it wasn't.What sucks.What sucks is that, you know, when you get paid for a promotion, stuff like that and it goes live, you know.And then I'd say like two weeks or a month later, even like eight months later, you know,I come across new information that, hey, Timu, probably not the best platform to be advertising.I can stop taking new ones, but I can't remove the old ones.It's a violation of contract.I signed a piece of paper.
58:35Plus, you're just like one little guy and that's like a trillion dollar company.That's like being stupid as fucking trying to scam.It's so that's just like one dude.Wait, if you guys want to look at the group chat real quick, that is the shadow work journal with over 500,000.Jesus Christ.On TikTok alone.Jesus.Wait, hold on.
58:57Hold on. I'm going to do the math because it's $16.We're going to do this real quick.Wait, what is this?What is this journal?It can't be that much to make a book either.Yeah, wait, what is this?What is the shadow work?Is this the most profitable item in the world?
59:11Oh, my God.Yes.$7 million.Yep.For a fucking book that does what exactly?It's like, does it suck my penis or like give me a foot job or something?No, it's like a psychological analyzed thing.It's kind of like going.
59:27to therapy.Oh, so it's like telling a middle schooler, hey,here's what's wrong with you, buy this,and then they made $8 million.Yeah, pretty much.Pretty much, yeah.Oh, so sabotaging behavior is great.So they're just capitalizing on people for being like mentally.
59:38Yeah, they're capitalizing on mental illness.Yeah, that's far.That tells you that you have mental illness.Whoa, whoa.Hey, are you ever sad?You might be depressed.Hey, do you ever like get scared doing stuff?You might have anxiety.
59:49Hey, by the way.Yeah.Yeah.I mean, dude, marketing.$450,000.I took, I took a few marketing classes.and my professor literally started out the entire sessionwith saying that marketing is the most evil tactic
01:00:04in the entire world.It's so it's predatory.It's evil.They don't give a shit.They don't give a shit.Any way you can angle it to get somebody to buyis what's going to happen.All they care about when it comes to marketing is money,
01:00:21your money.You are just a number and a book to them.So.Yeah.Wake up America.Aaron Ardenka Circle.Wake up America!There's ice balls all around you.
01:00:33There's also iceballs all around Mariah Carey and she just broke out of them actually.Yeah, I wanted to talk about that.Mariah Carey.Her time is now here, even though everyone keeps forgetting about Thanksgiving.Why are we all forgetting Thanksgiving?I'm not forgetting Thanksgiving.I'm actually, I have a lot of plan for Thanksgiving.I'm going to stuff you look at turkey, Larry.
01:00:53Damn, Lance for Thanksgiving.We saw Turkey.Thanksgiving.Two days ago we saw turkeys.Thanksgiving is kind of lame.Thanksgiving is only cool because of football.Fuck yes, dude.Okay, that's actually kind of true.
01:01:05Just go to the pigskin with my boys.If you're standing right next to me, I kind of dapp you up.Yeah, I agree.I appreciate that.Buff chick dip, right?Buff chick dip on a fucking...Oh, dude.Oh, my God.
01:01:15Honey big ham.Wait, a Coca-Cola.Let's end the podcast off with if you could have one Thanksgiving item.Only one.What would it be?Stuffing!Greenbee Castle.Okay.
01:01:26No.Candid yams.Dude.Oh my God.I got one.I got a crazy one.And they're not,if you've not heard of them,
01:01:35you probably won't ever hear of them.They're Dorito-shaped.Okay?They're Dorito-shapedcheese stuffed Dorito thingies.And they have like the,they have like the nacho cheese on the outside,like that what it like is for a Dorito.
01:01:50And on the inside, it's like this really good cheese.And then you throw me.That's that 7-11.Oh.Wait, what are you talking about?You go to 7-11 and they have likenacho cheese stuff like Doritoslike baked goods.
01:02:04On Thanksgiving item,I was expecting like a normal Thanksgiving item.Not a cheesy Dorito.Not like oven-baked Doritos with cheese.You can get them at 7-Eleven.They're next to like all the wings and pizza.They're like Doritos stuff.Larry, what's yours?
01:02:19What's mine?Oh, anything Thanksgiving?Like food-wise?Yeah, you can have one food item.Right now on your table and you're hungry.Really hungry.Ooh.And I'm looking around.
01:02:32There's like, okay, so I got like, I see a big turkey.It was like this bad legs.I'm like, what's the one of you want?And then I look and then I look over there and there's like the, what's the corn thing?The corn casserole of corn corn.Corn cassero, I guess.I don't know.You guys.
01:02:46You guys are like doing, I like the Hawaiian rolls, put stuffing, put turkey.Yes, sir.Hawaii rolls are.Yeah.That is not a Thanksgiving food item.Dude, softwily.What?Okay.
01:02:57Those are at 7-Eleven.Okay, okay.Okay, if I can't have that, then I would have...Wait, show me.Show me.I would have...I would have...I would have...
01:03:06Dude.Bro!What?What?Thanksgiving item?Would you go to fucking thanks to...Dude, I would have...It's where the marshmallows are melted on top.
01:03:20Candy yams.Candy yams.They are.With the marshmallows on us.The sweet potatoes are.Aren't they?Yeah, Candy DMs.No,
01:03:27Xx right.Gems are good.Okay,but it's right.Hold on.Look it.I'll show you a picture.All right.
01:03:33Did you look it up, Nick?You look up candy DMs.I guess they are candy DMs.Hawaiian sweet rolls,turkey stuffing.Gravy.Gravy.Gravy.
01:03:43Gravy.Deviled eggs on the sandwich.It's a one sandwich.It's one sandwich.This shit right here.This shit right here.His heart's hurting.He wants a bite.
01:03:50He wants a fine.He wants a fine.Okay, mine is a brown sugar-crusted big old ham, like a big ass hand.Oh my God, ham is so good, dude.Yummy, yummy, yummy.We already took ham.With pineapple on top and like letting it cook.I don't do that.
01:04:07Pineapple.No, no, no, it's real.It's, that's normal.I've never done that.Christmas thing, though.What?I don't know.Christmas turkey.
01:04:15We sprayed apple cider vinegar on it, I think.Yeah.Did you ever inject turkey?Have you done that before?Yes.I've seen it happen.I've seen them juice out.You know, you can watch it, like, blow.
01:04:25I like mashed potatoes and ham.Oh.Dude, I can go for.I go for a fucking Tom and Jerry.Turkey right now, dude, you know those.I'm going to get some really banging mashed potatoes.Afterwards, when you finish everything,you just have a nice slice of pumpkin pie.
01:04:38You're like sitting there like this.You have your hands over your belly.With ice cream?With vanilla ice cream.And then you watch football.And then you watch football and you're like, oh, ah.And then you take a nap and it's like 9 p.m.When we were in Vegas, we got to figure out how to make this.
01:04:50We got to make it for.Christmas or something.When I went to the Hell's Kitchen, I did not expect this to be so good.I expected it to be a mid-desert.But I swear to God, it's the best dessert I've ever had.What is it?At Hell's Kitchen in Vegas, sticky toffee pudding.Bro, that is so good.
01:05:06It is so...It's insane.That doesn't even sound real.Sticky toffee pudding.That sounds good.Yes, it's so good.Sticky-dicky peepie?What is it?
01:05:17Wait.Wait, is it this?It's a sticky chef.Sticky poo-poo.Is it?Stinky poop and pee.Stupid poop and piss.Stupid pink and peep.
01:05:28I don't know what he did to that thing.I don't know what Gordon was chefing up in the back, but bro.He was not there, co.He was.He was a chef.He walked out and he was jerking his gurkin all over me.That was a secret sauce.That's all it was.
01:05:41Nick, go to Discord.Go to Discord.You just show the image.Stupid stuff than pink.He's recording.He can't.I have a phone.Okay, look it.
01:05:50Wake up America.What are you think of a Fortnite map.It is a point of a map.Lazy links in Pleasant Park.Surrounded by Antarctica.Show.Does he did that.Show the chat.
01:06:01We got to help.How does that even start, though?Like, they're just like,what could have been behind that?Yeah.Does that mean that Travis Scott is like a real-life super villain?Because he was in that map?Wake up.
01:06:13Travis Scott what now?Yeah, I guess so.I don't believe the entire world connects through Fortnite,like from like Rosa Parks all the way to Peter Griffin.What?What did you just say?The whole world.Parks in Fortnite, dude.
01:06:24Okay, well, Martin Luther King Jr.Whoever was in it.No, none in Fortnite either.Yeah, he was.Yeah, he was.Dude, I'm not going to look up MLK Fortnite.It was real.He had a whole ceremony.
01:06:33Wait, I think it was wrong.It was real.From MLK to like hate master chief.Dude, it was not.No.Yes, it was.Wait, oh my God, no, I don't think it was.Wait, are you telling me this image is real?
01:06:45MLK event was real in Fortnite.Yes, it wasn't.Yes, it was.Wait.No, he's right.Oh my God, he's right!Yes.Oh, my God, he's right.
01:06:55I forgot.Oh, my God, I forgot.It's an official PlayStation trailer.Dude, I actually forgot.I actually forgot.I told you.Dude, I actually, that's so crazy.Wait, that's so awesome.
01:07:08Maybe not Rosa Parks, but it was Martin Luther King Jr.I'm just saying the whole world is connected.Oh, you're right.Dude, look at this image.Look at that image of them all waiting outside where he, like, they're all standing there.What is that?That's in Fortnite.all standing outside.
01:07:22Yeah.Well, the first thing I thinkgravitated to was that butt.Dude.All right,let's send the podcast.Sorry,guys, I ruined it.
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01:08:30What's the way or formally want to apologizefor not wearing costumes this year.We're lame.We're not too cool for it.We just, we forgot.Right before we go,I think it's really, really funnythat we like watched a whole bunch
01:08:42of horror films and then Halloween cameand we're like, we didn't do anything.Yeah.Yeah.You guys, I've always watched it.All of them already.We got burnt out.Like immediately.
01:08:51have zero more.We definitely got burnt out.But you do have to watch the visit, Isaac.I feel like you'd like to visit.Okay, we can watch the visit right now.All right, let's go.Okay.All right.
01:09:02We'll see you guys.We'll see you guys later.See you next week.Thank you for watching again.We will brofist you now.Goodbye.
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