The Jacqueline Monroe Show - 422- Byron, Big T*ts, The Moon & Iran

Episode Date: April 9, 2026

Since we last spoke, I found out Kristi Noem’s husband and I share a cup size, we casually went back to the moon, and Trump threatened to flatten Iran.In this episode, I deep dive into Byron Noem’s alleged bimbofication fetish, the psychology behind cross-dressing, and why it’s honestly less weird than most things happening right now. I also break down how XXXL breast implants even work from a logistical and physical standpoint, which unfortunately I’m qualified to speak on.In the news, we cover the Artemis II NASA mission and why something as insane as going back around the moon barely registers anymore, updates on the Nancy Guthrie case (which remain bleak and confusing), Noah Beck’s sister’s alleged scandal, and Taylor Frankie Paul leaving the Mormon church. I also touch on the general decline of influencer culture, including a rant about why none of it feels respectable anymore.In life updates, we get into food decisions that ruined my afternoon, Easter cinnamon rolls, Michigan winning the national championship, and my current stance on being more direct with people instead of pretending to be nice.Nothing is impressive, everything is overstimulating, and somehow Byron Noem assembling prosthetic breasts from scratch to his chest is still not the craziest part of the week.Enjoy!REVIEW THE SHOW ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ https://open.spotify.com/show/4ijzUBunTIHgVmahB0ISEN BECOME A PATRON! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/tjms⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ KEEP IN TOUCH!INSTAGRAM »⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/jacquelinemonroe/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TIKTOK » jacqueline.monroe EMAIL THE SHOW!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [e-mail]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ MY MUSIC GUY⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://soundcloud.com/robmonmusic⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 

Hey, what's up? It's Jacqueline. Welcome back to the show. So, since we last spoke, a lot has happened in the world. I know I say this every week, but since I last recorded, I found out that Kristi Noem's husband and I have the same size tits. We went behind the moon. And Trump is going to flatten Iran tonight? Question mark? By 8 p.m.?

like did anyone else see that i know this is major news that tweet the end of what is it the end of civilization the whole civil a whole civilization will die tonight so uh there's a lot happening we're gonna cover it welcome back to the show thanks for being here um it is currently tuesday april 7th at 205 p.m which would make it 5 p.m eastern the deadline for this deal to happen is 8 p.m eastern guys this is breaking news hold on let me just read the the tweet or the truth whatever the fuck i don't i don't think he uses x i think he uses i don't know i don't keep up a whole civil civilization will die tonight so i read that first line that trump tweeted i'm just gonna say tweeted fuck it and immediately

i'm like he's gonna nuke the country like they're at in my life i will see another hiroshima happen and it's it might happen tonight and he wrote probably uh we'll get to that a whole civilization will die tonight never to be brought back again i don't want that to happen but it probably but it probably will however now that we have complete and total regime change where different smarter and less radicalized minds prevail maybe something revolutionary revolutionarily wonderful can happen who knows we will find out tonight one of the most important moments in the long and complex complex history of the world 47 years of extortion corruption and death will finally end god bless the great people of iran i don't know

a whole civilization will die tonight and he he says probably is it's giving nuke like i'm actually okay i know i said last week nothing about the war has been it doesn't, nothing about this seems serious. Like I can't take it. I mean, it is serious, but the way the president acts and the tweets and then the, the memes from the white house, the war thirst trap videos, like it doesn't, this is just such a wild, uh, thing to witness. Um, you know, it's a war, but like, it's, I don't know. This feels serious. Anyways, we're going to, that's about all I have to say about that. I didn't want to start off with the, I mean, I wanted, I honestly wanted to start about, start off with

Kristi Noem's husband's tits. And I wanted to connect that to, like I already did my tits. Let's talk about tits on the show today. Let's talk about tits. Who, who doesn't love some big juicy tits okay so I am just so I'm baffled by this story it's a serious situation like he is he there are a lot of men in private cross-dressing a lot of men who are that present as very masculine straight alpha male type men married to they're usually married to alpha alpha male women like or alpha female women like christine elm um but there's a there's a there's a part of the part of the population that's into cross-dressing that's into the what would you call it the um bimbofication fetish stuff the the giant

balloon stuff. And he's, he's part of that, that community. And we'll, we'll deep dive into that a little later. Um, but I guess, um, what I will say is that my surgeon, the one I went to, and I've been to two, I've never talked about my, uh, my big tit journey, but I never, like, I just don't want to, it's just, it's a private matter. Okay. My, my body, my choice. Um, I will say that the second surgeon I went to the, the one who, um, took me up a notch specializes in X, X, X, X, L tits, like Christina Byron gnome, excuse me, Byron gnome is his name. Um, that he's into. Okay. I think the, the, the, the only fans model he was communicating with had something like 3000 CCS or he wanted her to get 3000 CCS. Um, yeah. So anyways,

they're out there. The surgeons can do it. It is a thing. Um, I could get into detail about the way I don't want to disclose like you know how Kylie finally disclosed her cc's she she commented on a tiktok her exact specs like I think it was was it like 400 and some cc's moderate profile under the muscle gummy bear teardrop whatever and then she said the surgeon And like, I think once you do that, like I just, I'll that I'm keeping that, I'm keeping that close to my chest, but anytime I tell people they, uh, they pass out because the number of CCs and inside of my body of, of, uh, of plastic or whatever the fuck is inside of me is, um, I'm probably now I'm just objective.

I'm just like, let's talk about, let's just be, I hate when I do this. It just makes me uncomfortable because I'm like, this is, it is, it is my brand to overshare and to tell you everything, but like, I'm probably one of less than, I mean, there's a lot of older milftime women out on the West coast with lots of like huge, like fake seat, like tits, like with a lot of cc's I'm probably one of like 20 I had a friend come over okay it's just so funny but I have friends with fake tits and they tell me how many cc's they have and like this is kind of like a meeting for it's like one of the first things you talk about when you meet a new girl that and then you bond over the fact you both have fake tits and then I love when they share their

their cc's and then I say mine and they have to like grip their chair I won't say anything else about this topic anymore but we went behind the moon so we went behind the moon um unfortunately that also feels unserious like it's so serious it's such a big deal but we're so on as a society we're so unfazed by news like this we're so i think the word is over stimulated and underwhelmed. We are overstimulated and underwhelmed when something that would normally overwhelm us with fascination, like going behind the moon in 10 days that it seems like they went around it really fast. I'm like, wait, didn't they just launch? And like, they're already on their way back. They're going to, they're going to fall in the, they're going to fall in the ocean

and off the coast of San Diego here. What is it on a Friday? So, uh, something that would typically fascinate us like that. I'm seeing a couple photos from the Artemis launch and I'm seeing, I'm seeing them, the four astronauts in the pod. I don't even know the name of it. What is it called? Like, do they name the pod Apollo? I don't remember. And I'm just like, Taylor Frankie Paul left the Mormon church. Next story. Like she defiled another restraining order. I don't know if it's another one. She filed a new restraining order against Dakota because apparently he slammed her head against the dashboard. You know, it's just like your brain is in a popcorn machine at all times with, with news where it's like back in 1972, the last time we

went to the moon or got this close to it, you would have come home from school. You would have I'm thinking of like being a high schooler you know you come home from school maybe you had practice maybe you played a sport after school like basketball practice and you come home you're gonna watch the Artemis shuttle for the NASA Artemis launch happen on TV there's like four channels I don't remember how many were at the we're in 1972 but there weren't a lot. You didn't have a phone. You come home from practice. You pour a bowl of cornflakes. You pour a bowl of cornflakes. You sit in front of the TV. You're watching. I don't know if you would casually just watch TV after like school and practice like that, but you're, you're,

you're parked on the couch with a, with a bowl of cereal, your post, um, pre-dinner, your post-practice cereal, excited to watch this. And you're just thinking about it all day. you're like oh my god we're going to the moon and then later that night your mom made pork chops and applesauce what goes with that side of apple chutney or no not the apple chutney what the applesauce you got the apple we didn't we didn't do the apples like that we did the applesauce from the jar pork chop and applesauce side of green beans maybe some potatoes of some sort your mom made that you're eating dinner, watching TV, you're watching the launch over dinner. And then like during dinner, you're choking on a pork chop, like eating it so fast. And you're, you're

realizing, okay, the launch is happening in two minutes. I'm going to go sit two inches in front of the TV. And like, that was our life. Okay. We were so stimulated. We were able to feel and able to be fascinated and excited about, about things. And now it's like, oh, that happened. They're on their way back there's a picture from behind the moon that's never been seen before they named a crater they named a crater after one of the astronauts uh wives who passed away from cancer um they're up there they're taking pictures of earth we're there they're up there um and i think a piece of it is we're all conspiracy brains so it's actually more exciting for us to go on TikTok and watch people debunk the astronaut videos of them floating around like

people are like oh green screen they're on wires and it's all fucking Hollywood shit it's not even real and so that it's almost more yeah it's more stimulating to try to look for clues like for the clues that it's not actually happening um anyways so we have a lot to talk about today let me move forward. Um, I'm going to start off with a life updates, uh, tell you what I did before this episode. I haven't had a fat bitch lump. Excuse me. I haven't had a fat bitch lunch and a nap right after in a while, especially before recording. So we're going to talk about that. Um, and then we've got news. We are going to go back to Kirstie, Kirstie Noem's husband's tits. um nancy guthrie updates which is at this point what's there to say there are some new

just uh there there's something new came out i feel like i need to stop with the burping okay this is from my fat bitch fat bitch lunch it's permeating in my system still um because i ate and immediately went horizontal and then popped up. I didn't even, I barely drank water. Let me drink water. And then, uh, press record. So sorry. Bodily functions on the show today. Like every episode you guys are inside of me. Like you're in my body too. Like in, in your ears, you get to hear all the inter okay one of my pet peeves this is super off topic and random but I think some people that are influencers like the fact that they have a vocal click

like when they're voiced when they talk I watch okay sometimes I hate watch this influencer because or there's two influencers I hate watch that um and they're like really nice people and they're they do a lot of helpful things for their followers so like shout out but like the reason I hate watch is because of their vocal thing and it's like it's like how do you not hear that and go like oh it's a little too clanky it's little too saliva-y, but I think they like it. I think they like it. People get off on their own bodily functions. People, okay, and then I follow this influencer and I'm about to unfollow her. I really like her. I really like her because I see myself in her in so many ways.

I see myself in her in so many ways. We are so off topic. but when I start noticing that, Oh, wait a minute, all they do is I fuck themselves and all they do is body check. And all they do is like, you know what I mean? They they're obsessed. They're it's like, they're so obsessed with themselves. It's like, it goes, it goes too far. It's a fitness trick. I fall and she's so fit. She's like the fittest. I mean, you could go look her up on my following list I don't care she's amazing like amazing she's a mother she's fit as fuck like but I'm just kind of it's getting kind of annoying because I'm like yeah it's very one note now to me like when I follow it but yeah social media it's just a it's

a mind it's a mind game one day you're into someone the next day you're out and it's it could be this dump for the dumbest reason like they're clinking noises they make okay so we've got um uh noah beck tiktoker baywatch what's he on baywatch he's like he was the big the big the um you guys know who noah beck is hot boy on tiktok in 2020 that popped off with the the hype house the sway house i don't know bryce hall was they were friends um his sister's getting into some shit. That's crazy. Um, summer house drama. I think we'll put, put it to bed after this episode. I covered it last week. Um, Oh, and then, uh, speaking of insufferable influencers, something insufferable and influencer posted. And, um, I have thoughts. Um, my thoughts is

that she should be working. She should not be on camera and she should be working in a call center. we'll get to it so uh let's just do the plugs please hit that subscribe button wherever you're listening right now i'm on apple spotify google podcast stitcher breaker overcast wherever you listen to podcasts please hit that subscribe button and review the show five stars while you're there follow me on instagram and tiktok at jacqueline monroe subscribe to my youtube this is a video and audio podcast hi youtube if you're on youtube right now subscribe to my youtube channel. And finally, if you want to support the show, patreon.com slash TJMS, patreon.com slash TJMS. It's $5 a month. Go check it out. Patreon.com slash TJMS. All right.

I had a fat bitch lunch for the first time in a while. We talked about grocery shopping last week and how I haven't been to the grocery store in like over two months. Okay. And I've been, I've been, uh, Amazon grocery delivering every week and I feel like a fat lazy piece of shit, but at heart I am a true American and sometimes I indulge in the convenience offerings out there. The, the, the convenience, the apps that offer convenience. Okay. Time is money. Now we can save time. Why haul all these beverages? Like whenever I have to do, okay. The issue I have with groceries isn't normal grocery stuff. It's the drink groceries. I have to haul like the boxes and boxes of drinks. That's where I'm like,

fuck, you know, it's just like a whole thing. And I have to fill up an entire cart because I like to do, I bulk buy drinks. So that way I don't do it as often. So that's kind of a, that's kind of a bitch. I'd rather have an Amazon deliver to it for me and stack it up my front, front steps. Anyways. Um, I had a fat bitch lunch because we are down to the wire. We are bare. The fridge is bare. We are, I mean, all I have. Okay. So it's so bad. Like it's time to get groceries and I haven't sat down to order my, to get the delivery, uh, the grocery delivery. I just haven't taken the time to sit down and do it. And so like last night I was going to do it and then it didn't happen. So then it didn't show up this morning. So there's still no food in the

house. And then it's like, I didn't go to the grocery store today cause I'm podcasting and that, so it's not going to happen today, which means that we're going to have to door dash dinner tonight or go out to dinner or cause yeah. Um, you guys, I had, so I'm kind of in a coma right now. So what we're, we're, what we're, what we're getting to, and this is life updates. Hi, welcome back to, welcome back to the podcast. We do life updates and we do news and then we get the fuck out of here. I'm opening a diet Pepsi or no, no, no. Last week I broke my nail when I did this. I'm being careful. Oh no. I'm going to break the metal tab. Like I'm literally going to break the metal tab off. Wait, hold on. Oh my God. Why can't I do it? Okay. I got it. I got it. This is a,

actually it's a Pepsi zero wild cherry. That's a religious experience. If you haven't had it before, highly recommend. that's like drinking, drinking water for the first time. I am a Pepsi convert in 2026 because of the super bowl, honestly. And then the post super bowl podcast ads everyone's doing about Pepsi. The way people are talking about Pepsi is making me like horny for Pepsi. Like I'm like, wait a minute. I grew up drinking diet Pepsi lime. Every time I went to my grandparents' house out of their garage fridge, every single, every single time I went to their house growing up, it was the diet pepsi lime out of the garage fridge when we were hanging out at their house

and I forgot about pepsi and usually like when I'm out at an establishment and they don't do coke products they just do pepsi and they're like is diet pepsi okay it never hits because it comes out of a the spigot it comes out of the spigot at the the bar or whatever what do you call that the fat, the soda dispenser into a, a cup with way too much ice. So it's like watery and shitty little straw. Like it doesn't, I like a can. Okay. I like a can. I'll drink diet Coke out of the spigot like that on ice. It hits, it hits the, like, that's when, okay. How do I like diet Coke? The best can spigot.

the the the plastic bottles lost the last option right but um can spigot plastic bottle same with diet pepsi except i like diet pepsi out of the can i do not like it out of the spigot what do you call that the dispenser thing anyways so i'm usually kind of like so for the longest time i've been whatever about diet pepsi because whenever i have it at these restaurants that don't serve Coke. I'm like, well, it's not diet Coke. It doesn't taste as good. Oh no. Now I'm, I'm like excited to get diet Pepsi when I'm out. Cause I'm like, wait, all these people, the way they've been talking about on their podcasts and advertising like Pepsi products. I'm like, wait, it makes me, it makes it taste better. Like it actually makes it taste better. And the

Superbowl commercial about Pepsi, I think, well, I forget what it was, but they really tried to, they really, yeah, it worked on me. So, um, that's what we're drinking today. Um, back to my fat bitch lunch. We're out of groceries. It's time. All we have is snacks and condiments and eggs. We already had eggs this morning, you know, like I already, I already had eggs. So it's like, I'm not going to make eggs for breakfast lunch. like this is the thing we're so blessed we even have this in our fridge and we have I mean I have gulf shrimp I have wild gulf shrimp I just remembered in my freezer I could have they're too gamey the thing is is the reason why I didn't I don't

I'm avoiding making them is because the one time I made them we have like a half a bag left of these frozen, frozen wild Gulf shrimp. The reason why I haven't making them is because they kind of, they taste too gamey. So I didn't reach for that. I already, I already had a protein shake this morning, so I didn't want to get, pull out the protein powder again. So I'm like, okay, I have baby carrots, all the condiments in the world, eggs, a jar of Grillo's pickles, peanut butter, jelly I guess that's part of the condiment and then crackers popcorn chips oatmeal I already had oatmeal this morning I had that with egg whites so I already did so I already did the oatmeal like frozen blueberries frozen veggies I really want like the thing is is whenever I go to

eat I want protein right like I want the main thing to be protein I didn't have any options other than the eggs and the stupid Gulf shrimp that I hate that are just Corey love them. And I'm like, we are not the same. Like it was just like two fish, like not fishy, but two, like, I don't know. Um, so I ate you guys my, so before this podcast, the reason why I'm in a coma doing the show right now in the afternoon, which I never record this late is because I had a half of block of wine soaked cheese you've probably had it at the it's you've probably had it before it's from the grocery store cheese section um what am I saying you guys I had a half a block of wine soaked cheese and rosemary crackers with kalamata olives on top I put it on I put it on a

paper towel on my counter and I layered so I did like 12 crackers 12 pieces of the cheese like this would fill a plate but I did it on a paper towel so think of like an entire two paper towel you know how they're um you can tear them apart like two paper towels together boom it's like a plate size tons of crackers like 12 the cheese and then a Kalamata olive on top of that. And I ate that one by one over this, over the counter. Okay. I didn't even sit down. And I knew I was like, I need to record my podcast, but I'm really hungry, hungry right now. So I need to, I need to eat this. I did a hard cardio workout this morning and I haven't been

doing cardio in a while. So I felt wiped out. Okay. I felt hungry, wiped out. Like whenever I do cardio and then I, when I haven't done it in a while, it makes me tired, especially midday. And this was around like noon. And so, um, I'm eating the cheese and crackers with the olives. And then I'm like, yeah, I'm going to need a sweet treat. I'm going to need a sweet after this salt. I'm going to need the sweet. I go in my pantry and I get half eaten bag of Tate's Tate's chocolate chip cookies. They're kind of, I don't like crunchy cookies but these ones are crunchy and I I was I actually kind of fuck with these so I had um oh my god this is so fat and you guys the thing is is like this is why I know I heal from my

eating disorder because like I for real and I was telling Corey this the other night I'm like wait a minute I have not had a bad like binging moment and I can't even remember like probably like since probably like seven years. Like I haven't felt that feeling of like, I can't stop because sometimes when I, when I didn't have food back in the day, like, and I just had snacks like I did today, I would have no off switch because I'm not getting the food. I like, I'm not having a normal like protein, like carb, like a normal balanced meal. So I'm just scrounging. And then the scrounging turns into like, now I'm doing flavor combinations and now I'm doing texture combinations. And now I'm just like, like I did today, opening a can of frosting and slathering

it on the chocolate chip cookies. So then it's like, okay, I wanted this sweet. I get the chocolate, the tape's half eaten bag of chocolate chip cookies. I laid two, um, the chocolate chip cookies on the paper towel that was kind of soaked with olive juice. So then I was like, wait a minute, these are going to kind of taste like olives. They didn't, but, um, cause the paper towel got kind of wet from the the olive jar and I'm like wait a minute we have frosting in the fridge and it's miss jones frosting that's like organic coconut based non it's not your betty crocker chemical the cream trees frosting it's like a healthy one so I um slathered some frosting on these two cookies over the counter. I'm scarfing them down while I'm listening to a

podcast, like about the war. And like, it was like half war stuff. And then it was like half pop culture stuff. Um, and then I had two of those and then I was like, okay, I'm good. No, I wasn't good. I needed a plain cook. Then I had a third chocolate chip cookie and just with no frosting. And then I just like walked into my office as I ate that. So it was a very it was a, just a bullshit. Like, what do you call that? Typical girl lunch, but it had no, there was like no meat, no like, so, um, passed out from that. I was so in a coma after I was like, wait, I can't, I was preparing to podcast after, but I was like, wait a minute, I will not make it through. So I need to take a nap. Immediately went and took a nap after eating

that. Not good. Full of like cookies and frosting and cheese and crackers and olives. Okay. Um, and we're back. Okay. And then we got up and then we pressed record. So, um, I feel like I need a sound effect. No, I don't know. At the beach. Oh Jesus. haven't used that one in a while. Fat bitch summer at the beach. Okay. If anyone doesn't know, wait, is Justin Bieber performing this weekend? Coachella is this weekend. The masters is this weekend. Uh, yeah. Is Justin Bieber playing this this weekend? Wait, I think it's him first right no Justin Bieber's April wait okay yeah he's on Saturday he's on Saturday and then he's oh wait he's both weekends April 11th and 18th so yeah

I have extreme FOMO like that would be I don't know I feel like the setting though I don't know if I'd want to be at Coachella to see him I don't know if it'd be like the best I would want to be in an arena. Yeah. I feel like I'd want to be in an arena with like better acoustics. I don't know how the acoustic I've never been to Coachella. Um, so yeah, let me set the scene. I did the food. I did the lunch. Okay. So that's the state of the, that's the state of your host carrying you on, carrying you along today, carrying this ship along. Um, we're full and we're fed. We were napped and, um, yeah, I'm not even going to tell you the lip gloss and the powder. Like what you guys, it's like, why do we even do that? But I am going to powder a little bit. How are you? I hope

you're having a nice April. I hope you're yeah. Good and healthy and happy. And I hope you have no stress. If you do just know you're not dead. So it's like, it's only going up from here. That's a thing. Like when I'm, when I've been at my worst, so funny, I'm going to, I'm going to connect this to Trump, uh, potentially nuking. I don't know why I'm laughing. Yeah. When I've been at my worst, like the perspective I have, like when I'm at my rock is to rock bottoms, I just like tell myself, wait a minute, I'm not dead. Like I'm, I'm not so like, why do I, I'm going to live to

see another day. I, who cares? Like, I just kind of get, um, whatever about it. Cause I'm, I'm almost like giving up. I'm just like, whatever. Like you almost, um, yeah. So you'll get through whatever you're going through. If you're going through something right now. Um, yeah. One of my, um, hardest times in my life was actually around this time. Not one of, I mean, looking back, I'm like, it was so stupid, but coach, I have like Coachella PTSD from a long time ago. And I remember not, I mean, was it during this podcast? I think I was still podcasting at the time, but yeah, I went through something really hard during April. And at the time it was like the biggest thing in my life. Like, Oh my God, everything's like the, I, you know, it's the

worst thing ever and then it you get you get through it and then but yeah when it when you're at the time you're going through it it's so hard to have perspective and to see the light and but yeah so it's like the thing i was gonna say about trump is that when i've been at the okay this is how this is the this is what it's giving this is what the tweet he's he tweeted is giving okay like a whole civilization will die tonight is like when you're in a crazy argument where you're screaming and yelling and you're disagreeing and they're the other person fucking hates your guts and or like no they love you because it's like family usually it's like a fan usually when i'm in the heat of usually when i'm fighting

the hardest it's with a family member. It's not with like a friend. Okay. But, um, they really deep down love you, but you're like going so hard. You're screaming, you're yelling. And like, when I have been in these situations, okay. Like the, the, you get to the, you get to the point where I have felt so crazy in these fights. Like so crazy. Like my brain is like, I'm being gaslit. I'm being manipulated. Like they're making me feel crazy. I don't know who I am. They're making me feel like, I don't know who I am, like what's real and what's not. And I'm confused because I feel like I didn't do anything and they're making such a big deal about it. And it's like, I'm feeling psychotic. And then I feel like they think I'm manic. And

then they're telling me like, check yourself into a psych ward. Like you are crazy. And then it gets this level. And then I'm like, I'm going to kill myself. And then once you say something like that, it's like it shuts them the fuck up and then it makes them like empathetic and like oh we're so sorry like oh like then then it gets real because they're like wait a minute whoa so it's almost like Trump saying this is like a whole civilization will die tonight never to be brought back again it's like his it's like when you're in it's like when you say like I'm gonna kill myself to just to get just to wake the other party up and just to make them like oh wait wait he's actually serious you know what I mean so I know that's like so fucked up but sometimes I've been

like so not depressed but just like overwhelmed with emotion I think is the word it's you're overwhelmed with so much emotion you feel crazy you just have nothing left to give you just hate the situation you and you almost get like this numbness feeling where you're like I just want to float away like I would never kill myself but like you feel like I don't want to be here like you're just like oh like I don't want to feel anything anymore because you're feeling so much you're just like I what would it be like to not feel any of this and that's when you say things you don't mean like, so, uh, yeah, that's what this is reminding me of. It's like Iran's like, Oh, he's serious now. Like we're going to find out tonight at 8 PM. It's going to be insane.

Okay. I mean, does this mean he's just going to like, he's going to flatten. I know he said they're going to flatten all their bridges and all of their war materials and like the infrastructure, infrastructure, which I feel like they've already kind of been doing. I don't know guys, it's such a fucking shit show. So last night we watched the national championship, uh, the NCAA men's basketball championship, uh, UConn versus Michigan. And my heart was with UConn because I like the coach. I don't know. I like his vibe. He has such a basketball coach vibe. I think his name is Dan. So we watched that ordered Chipotle or no Corey got, this is the thing. This is the thing. We had no food. Okay. And I told him yesterday what I ate. It was similar

to what I ate today. I've been going, I've been going on, I've been eating, I've been eating like a squirrel squirrel for a couple of days now because the groceries have been, um, they were out of groceries. Right. So I was like telling him what I ate yesterday. And, um, I guess he had like a bigger lunch. He's like, I'm not really hungry, whatever. And I'm sitting there and I'm like, we keep ordering DoorDash. Like we keep doing it. I mentioned this last week. Like we've been ordering a lot of DoorDash and grocery delivery. It's been really bad. And it's just a phase of life we're in right now. Okay. It's a season of time. It's just like, it is what it is. Okay. Um, and I had like, what did I even eat yesterday? It was some bullshit, like fat bitch

lunch. Like I had to, it was just like squirrel food crackers. And like, I don't know, did I have any leftovers? I don't even think I had leftovers from anything. So it was just a rough day in terms of like getting the proper nutrients in my body. And I'm sitting there at national championships on, and it's already started. It's like halfway through the first half. And I'm like, should we order food and he's like I'm not really hungry and then he knew he's like oh oh like you're like oh I see like you need food like you're hungry what do you want and I'm like Chipotle he's like okay I'll go get that for you right now and I'm like his brain sometimes I'm like like for example we were out of paper towels we have this entire like Amazon list for our

household like anytime something's out you just go to the list and immediately click it it'll show up the next day. Like it's one of those things. It's like, okay, it's, it's efficient. It's convenient. Why walk into home Depot and get the paper towels? Cause that's where we get them. Um, like why make the trip? He loves to make a trip. So he gets, so, uh, the other day he got the paper towels. He comes home from work. We're out of paper towels, immediately turned around and goes and goes to home Depot and gets them. I'm thinking, Oh, just press the button on Amazon. That's such a like wife thing to do. I don't know. That's like how the wives work. We're like Amazon everything. Okay. Um, he's like, go out, like go conquer the store, go into the wild

spear, the paper towel roll, take it back home to your family, present it to your, your wife. Okay. Um, but yesterday he, during the first half and he was really invested, invested into this game. Cause I don't know if he had money on the line. I mean, like what he had some bet where like if i don't really know but he went and got chipotle so we had chipotle last night we watched the national championship um really nice of him to do that uh he got himself a bowl too he's like i'm not hungry and then of course gets himself when did they stop making the lime the lime chips does chipotle not make the lime chips anymore the hint of lime because that's why that's why i love chipotle because when you would eat

your breedable with the chip it was kind of a lime tinge yeah the chips the chips last night were not good um so oh yeah it was easter life update it was easter um you guys i made speaking of food i feel like this is a really food heavy episode but um Um, uh, sorry. I'm just like reflecting on this time last year, how I was like heavily, um, abusing my GLP-1 medication. I'm not even heavily abusing. I'm just joking when I say that, but I was like deep in my GLP one era. Okay. And we weren't really talking about food like this, but like I'm back. Okay. Like appetite is back. We're eating, we're fueling, we're large and in charge. It is what it is. Fat bitch summer is coming upon is, is coming upon us. And,

um, I made cinnamon rolls back to Easter Sunday. Corey went to Palm Springs for a night to golf. with his buddies out there. And, um, he literally just went for, yeah, one night and then Easter Sunday morning. Usually I'd be going to church back in the day. Actually we would go the night before you guys, my mom sent me some videos from our Catholic church. I grew up going to, and it's like, like the vibes are different. I don't know what's going on in the Catholic church, but like maybe they're just re not rebranding but it just seemed like like it was a three-hour mass on Easter Eve the night before Easter um it was a three-hour mass and she sent me a video and there was a lot of fire there were multiple priests like it was it's usually like one

priest I guess there's like a deacon there's like a deacon maybe there are a couple deacons that sit next to the priest I don't know and then the priest and then yeah it was like multiple priests fire and then the lights in the church were off it's kind of like dark energy like it just like the vibe was different I don't know they were like outside in the dark I know like during Easter there's like burning of no we would do palm palm palm Sunday we would burn the only fire I remember from my Catholic school days and going to Catholic church was they would burn the palms for Ash Wednesday. But yeah, people were gathered around with candles and there was a fire and there was priests around the fire. And I'm like, what's going on

in the fire? So usually I'd be going to church on Easter, on Easter Sunday. This time I was, I woke up, um, alone. Okay. Woke up alone. My husband was golf or he was on the way home from golfing. And, um, I made cinnamon rolls. I made cinnamon rolls and they were the best cinnamon rolls I've ever, I legitimately could open a bakery. I think the key to life is it's like, yes, it's good to have passions, but like, you need to know what you're good at. And that's what you should focus on doing and like i'm very good at baking like Naturally, like it comes so easy to me. Like i'm just so good at it anytime. I make anything for anyone Or bake anything for anyone

Everyone Takes a bite and then immediately says holy fuck. This is the best thing i've ever put in my mouth 100% of the time. That's what they say and I don't know if you've ever been to someone's house and they're like I make cookies or like I make cupcakes or like, I made, I made popcorn balls and you eat it. And it's like, it's like, okay. You know, it's like, ah, it's a little dry. Not when you come to my house. Okay. It's gonna, you're gonna leave. You're gonna, it's like, I get, I'm pissed how good they are. I, we could not stop eating

them. Like it was to the point where, okay. On Monday I had three for lunch. Cause again, we didn't have groceries. Okay. That was my fat bitch Monday lunch. I had three cinnamon rolls for lunch. And, um, uh, this is so bad. And there were two left and it was, it was the type of thing where I was like with the fork in the pan, like kind of like scraping at the other two, like after I ate the three and I was like, no, no, no, these are going in the garbage now. And Corey called me, he said, throw them away, like throw them away. Um, so yeah, I made cinnamon rolls. we watched, what did we do on Sunday? I didn't really do anything on Easter. I think we just kicked it at the house. Um, Oh, I told the girl off at the gym.

Yeah. Like, you know, no one is safe. If I'm in the gym, you're not, you're not in a safe place. That's the thing. Like I, and I own it. I'm like, Hey, you know what? First of all, something I'm overcoming is people pleasing, right? Like I'm always, I always take the high road. I'm overly nice and sweetie pie, right? We've talked about this a million times on the show. I am in my cunt era. Okay. Like my call a bitch out era. I'm embracing the fact that, and this might sound like, Hey, who hurt you? Right? Like, I think this is actually some deep trauma that I need to work out. I think it's because I was bullied. Okay. I think this is me at the ripe age of what am I 31 like like this is how I'm working through the fact I was bullied

okay I'm now becoming the bully the student becomes the teacher what is the phrase I'm looking for it's like I am exercising what people exercised on me and I'm getting even but really it's not even I'm not even being a bully what I'm being is I'm being a pill okay I'm being a Karen I'm being a little extra a little bossy a little like who hurt you you know I know how I'm coming across but the thing is is I'm exercising my the fact that you it's okay to not like everyone it's okay to get vibes from people you see in public that are around you and just off of vibes like not like them it's okay to have it's like okay to have enemies it's okay to not like people who says we have to like everyone obviously you

should be kind to everyone it's not like I wasn't being nice I'm really not being mean I'm just being direct. The word is I'm exercising being direct and confrontational in a diplomatic way. Okay. Because the thing that we've addressed on the show, and this is part of the things we hate list. I have a running list of things we love and hate on the show. If you're, if you're a new follower or new subscriber, I'm always adding to the list. But one thing we do not stand for on this show is filming people at the gym without their consent and just roping the whole gym into your content. Okay. Um, especially when you're blatantly doing it's like there, I understand like in the background, like at a distance, their backs turned, but when

it's like they're standing next to you and you're filming yourself. Okay. That's there's a taste. I just think it's tacky right you have no class you literally yeah you have no class um you don't care you're self-absorbed as fuck and it's obnoxious so the other day I'm doing my hip thrust machine and these two women come in god bless them you know they're working out too on a Sunday was it on Easter no it was on a Saturday this is on this this is on Saturday yeah and I'm like doing my hip thrust and there's a cell phone like over me like filming I'm like there is a phone in my fucking face like and I lost my shit and I get activated okay if you're filming me at the gym without my consent I'm activated

my cortisol is raised i'm in fight or flight and i'm going to come two inches in front of your face and tell you to stop filming me okay that's why i'm at the gym and again no one is safe if i'm i'm gonna be a pill if i walk into your gym i'm gonna be a pill it's okay okay put the camera down get to work work out put the camera down and shut the fuck up okay so um people are like don't go to a gym if you don't want to be filmed there's surveillance video of you I'm like shut the fuck up um there's a way to be tasteful and courteous about it right and I've talked about this a million times I feel like I'm repeating myself but anyways I catch the I catch the camera like directly filming me and she's doing like an

RDL or something and the other her friends filming it and I know I'm in the background I'm just like pissed I'm just like dude come on man like come on so I I get I get it I pull my headphones off I'm like I catch it and I get up and I'm like um like yeah I just and I was breathing hard because I was doing a heavy hip thrust and I was like oh no no I'm like stop filming me I don't want to be in your video and she's like oh no no you're not in it you're not in it and I'm like, let me see. And she shows me the video and I'm like right in, I'm like featured in the video and I'm like, Oh no, please delete that. Like, I don't want to be in your, in your content. Thank you. Like, that's all I say. I'm really like, I'm not like crazy about it, but they're, they're so

like, anytime I do it, cause I've done it a handful of times now, they're so like on their heels, like, Oh shit. Like, I'm so sorry. Like they get like really, they're like, they feel bad about it. And I'm trying to like wake this awake, these wake these hoes up to the fact that you're weird. Like you're weird. It's so like people don't, I don't think they realize they have no etiquette. They have no consideration for others. Like people's brains are just, they've turned a mush because of the phones and it's a, it's a, it's a problem. And I'm trying I'm trying to course correct and you know have some fucking class that's a that's something my family was big on growing up have some class

I know I'm talking like a truck driver and it's not very classy but you guys look at the vibes look at the face look at the nails look at the hair Look at my big tits. I got them. I whipped them out today for, for the show. I'm kidding. Nothing about my big tits is classy. Like, is it classy? It gets to the point where it's like, there's a fine line between, it's tough. I will say as a member of the, the, um, what is it the fed the bimbofication what is the big titty committee called that christy numb's husband's into

the bimbofication subculture that i'm involved in i'm not involved in i just have you guys whatever um it's really difficult to dress because there's like there's a fine line between like it's so it can look really tacky quickly if you're not careful with how you display your goods okay and so I'm always like thinking about that and it's it's actually annoying because yeah getting dressed is is 10 times harder now than it was when because like when you don't have boobs like when I first started on this journey this um I've never talked about my tits so much on a show. Um, this, I was going to say sex change journey. What is the change? This, uh, blow up doll journey. When I, when I first started, so like when you have like the,

I always thought it was hard to get dressed and I, because I couldn't fill out any tops, right? Like I was like, Oh, I can't fill out anything. That's why I was like, I want boobs because it's like annoying. And I just always wanted to feel like confident in a bikini and like, you know, and then it gets, now I'm on the other side of it where I'm like, no tops fit me. And it's a, it's really hard to, it's really hard to shop. A lot of cute tops that girls wear. I can't, I simply can't wear because like I can't leave the house in them. Um, it's just even like swimsuits are so tough to swimsuits are really tough. I kind of have to wear the um like if I'm trying to be respect respectful if I'm in if I'm in like

at a community gathering in a swimsuit and I'm not at my friend's house in their hot tub you know anything like I don't care in that setting it's like whatever I kind of have to wear not matronly bikinis but like I need a lot of like coverage and it kind of I don't know ruins the vibe. Cause I feel like with bikinis, less is more like it looks better to have a smaller bikini than a bigger bikini. But, um, not in my case, sometimes it's like, yeah, pick me, choose me, love me, pay attention to me and my looks and my body. It's all I'm good for. And it's all I want people to know me for is my big guys. I love podcasting. Like I'm having so much fun right Okay. So I told her to check off. Okay. I went to Nordstrom. You guys, you know how I love going

to the Goodwill. I'm always like, after this podcast, I'm going to go thrift shopping. I'm going to go to TJ Maxx. I'm going to go to HomeGoods. I'm going to go to the Goodwill and I'm going to go to Trader Joe's. Like that's my, Oh, and, and Starbucks. And I'm going to get a car wash, get my nails done. What's like my perfect day. Yeah. Okay. So I realized last Saturday when Corey was in Palm Springs, I was like, Okay, I have a me day ahead of me the me day. It's a saturday I do this every week every weekend whether he's here or not Like I go out and I run errands, which is basically I go shopping

And I realized last saturday. I'm like, wait a minute TJ max hasn't been hitting lately like the goodwill hasn't really been hitting lately like wait a minute I have I can just go to the mall Like I can go to nordstrom. I can go shopping. I can go to an actual department store I'm within a quick drive to one like I can easily go and like why don't I ever think to do that so I got my little car and I drove to Nordstrom and I went to Skims and I got Skims PJs so life update I have Skims PJs now and um yeah I literally it was like I'm the thing is I have, um, control issues or what do you call it? Um, I have, I just learned this new term. It's

not, it's called like decision-making OCD where you have to consider every option. It's when you like overly research something before you buy, because you're trying to feel some sort of like safety and control like you there's a term for it it's like it's like over um it's like being an overthinker but with decision making it's like you oh it's like research OCD I think is what it's called I don't know there's always a term for everything but um it's kind of like the thing is too it's kind of like when I do my grocery shopping order it's sometimes it's like hey just press send to the house now but like I'll overthink every single item I bought. And I'll be like, wait a minute, is there a different type of peanut

butter that I actually like better that I should look for instead? And then I'll like delete the one from my cart and then go and look for, you know what I mean? I'm like overanalyzing my every decision. And so with being in the laundry, in the skims, lingerie, like PJ section of Nordstrom, I'm like walking around so much, looking at every item, analyzing every single option. and there was like six employees that are like are you doing okay and they kept like coming back to me and I'm like I'm not stealing like I was there for probably an hour and a half browsing never tried anything on I would like put something on my like arm to buy and then I realized like wait I actually like actually want this other one instead and then I'm like look at

the other one like swap switch things out so it was it was obnoxious but yeah love Nordstrom love going to the mall every now and then like it's a it's like um it's kind of like going to the movies like if you go to the movies too much it doesn't it just it doesn't hit as hard like it you know what I mean you have to kind of space that out um so excited for the devil wears Prada too. We on May 1st, we are reclining our fucking feet to the Devil Wears Prada at our local Cineopolis, whatever we go to our local, uh, movie theater. And I'm going to fulfill my husband's dream of seeing the Devil Wears Prada too, because this man's favorite movie is the Devil Wears Prada. He's like, don't ever tell anyone that. I just told the world. Okay, honey,

everyone knows like he loves that movie and i i feel like it's just such a perfect movie the pacing the writing the that's the thing with a lot of the a lot of the best like for example the pirates of the caribbean i think i need to write this down on the things we love list is a perfect movie through and through it's a perfectly like every single scene in that movie the script every the way everything connects is so perfect and the reason why like I feel like I liked older movies I like older movies is because they're something about their pace is better and now every movie you watch like the biggest thing happens first and then they like go back in time because they or they do like a huge action scene first because now they have all this information

about people's attention and like during a movie and like I feel like it ruins it I feel like yeah the way they write things now is different but back to the department store I went to Skims or I went to Nordstrom and then I was like wait there's other stores at this mall I could go to and then I was getting too tired like I was like wait a minute I can't go into the mall all afternoon is a lot like you need you need to get lunch and you need to but man the women's bathroom on a Saturday it was like 1 p.m oh my god the women's lounge excuse me the Nordstrom women's lounge there's just nothing nothing pleasant about a women's the smell of a women's bathroom on a

Saturday anytime like I mean it's just it's always like a line there's just a lot of like just grosses me out. So former, former secretary. Oh, let's do the time for the news. Okay. So former secretary of homeland security, Christine Numb's husband, byron god bless byron he allegedly bankrolled a model's lavish lifestyle and boob job in bimbo bride quest okay believe he said he's falling in love with her over a message there's tons of messages um exchanged guys this is really i mean i'm just thinking like i know christine already said that we're devastated i mean this is such a it's like when chris jenner found out her husband bruce wanted

to be a woman you know this is like a tough thing to face um it's just a very non-traditional non um I then a piece of me is like I wonder if she knew this like I wonder I wonder if is this some sort of like humiliation ritual they're doing because did she she like stole a bunch of money for a campaign I I don't know I I feel like what are like did they already know about this and they're they're trying to drop it they're dropping it now to just really give her the the finger i don't i don't know but i'm gonna edit out all of these noises i'm making sorry so christy gnome's cross-dressing husband by christy gnome's cross-dressing husband byron allegedly bankrolled a barbie doll fetish

model's lavish lifestyle and paid for an even bigger boob job in a quest to make her his bimbo bride. OnlyFans model Nicole Ricogno, 47, claimed in a bombshell interview with the Daily Mail on Tuesday that Noam also repeatedly professed his love for her and offered to marry her just days after his wife was fired as Homeland Security Secretary. I seem to be falling in love with you. I do love you, the dad of three allegedly wrote. in a March 10 message as he offered up cash to enlarge her 38N breasts even more. Okay. I fucking want to pay it because you're the one that I love. I would love to marry you, Noam told her.

Ricogna, who lives in Las Vegas, claims she started interacting with Noam back in 2020 when he first subscribed to her OnlyFans page under the pseudonym Jason from Chicago. At the height of their arrangement, which only cooled off last month, Recogno claims Noam was paying her $1,500 a month. He also allegedly helped pay off her credit card and showered her with lavish gifts, including designer bags and shoes. the arrangement the arrangement was he okay this is a quote the arrangement was he get all my videos for $1,500 every month oh I need to talk like her no every month to help me pay half my

rent she told the outlet she's she's a very smart woman like this is a smart woman he would never say to me the the acting dumb the being acting like a bimbo is part of it's like part of it's an act okay he would never say no to me he would pay for my fillers my botox whenever i was not looking like a hot bimbo he would give me money there's a picture of him with his he like you guys have seen the picture he's got like the nude crop top with is it a bodysuit with the big balloon tits the nipples they're kind of they're not pointing they're not very symmetrical which i don't know um he needs a new search ricogno claims that gnome repeatedly laid laid bare his fetishes over the years including telling her that he wants to be a bimbo like me

byron was addicted to my bombshell barbie curves enormous breasts she said adding that he admitted to owning a pink thong we're gonna get into the psychology of this because i i'm i am fascinated by it because i and i'm not trying to i don't want to be insensitive but like it's a as a woman who or just any anyone listening right now it's like something it's hard to like imagine because when you see him and how he presents as a man it's hard to understand the psychology of like why he would that's what fetishes are crazy though like you never know what people are into like you really don't so he owned a pink thong okay riccogno said she eventually realized gnome's real identity last june after spotting his real

name on paypal payments made on her card oh shit still their arrangement continued their last message on march 23rd just two weeks before the daily daily mail exposed gnomes cross-dressing double life on the bimbo the bimbofication fetish scene one of their final messages ricogno said gnome said miss you would love would so love to date you she's 38 ends i think i think he wanted her to get 3 000 ccs i wonder who her surgeon is what if we have the same i wonder if we have the same surgeon because i know because of my research doing when i went in to do what i did there are only that i found that were reputable like

there's one in miami one in newport one in chicago maybe one in texas that specialize in extra large implants and basically what that means is that the fda doesn't approve of you can't after 800 cc's you can't make you can make silicone up to 800 cc's yeah. So how implants work since we're on the topic of Kristi Noem's husband's tits, how implants work is that, or Kristi Noem's, excuse me, since we're on the topic of Kristi Noem's husband's big tit fetish. Okay. Um, the way implants work is that under 800 CCs, the FDA or whatever approves you can go up you can go silicone up to 800 cc's after that it has to be saline so you can't you don't make silicone implants that are 3000 cc's you make

you overfill an 800 cc implant with saline if that makes sense so you I think the biggest implant size, like the physical shell of the implant can only be 800 cc's, but you can actually fill it larger than that if that makes sense. So it's like a balloon that can expand. So that's how that works. And anyways, Noam for his part hasn't yet commented on the latest claims of his secret fetishes after the scandal broke last week his wife said via spokesperson that she was devastated to learn of his involvement in the bimbofication fetish community adding that the family was blindsided by the embarrassing revelation yeah i mean let me see his let me see her tits christy gnomes christy gnomes tits

is there a bikini pic christy gnome bikini she's hot like i'll give it to her see you're just not into your wife i mean it's just like you're into your wife but you're it's just like a porn addiction thing probably it's like it stems from i don't know because where do you where do you get this visual and this need to like see boobs this big like unless you're watching some crazy fetish porn stuff. Like that's obviously what it is. Yeah. She's got a nice body. I mean, she's, I wonder if she has fake boobs. Um, let's look like, yeah, anyways. Okay. So let's get into why do men cross dress or why are they into

this bimbofication fetish stuff so because I was I'm curious like I'm like what is it because sometimes I read stuff and I'm like I kind of get it but not really so many experience joy satisfaction and reduce stress from wearing feminine clothing such as dresses makeup and lingerie stress relief and relaxation it can act as an escape from the pressure of traditional masculinity, allowing men to feel calmer and more relaxed. So it's kind of like a meditation practice, strapping fake. If you're a man and you want to feel calm, try strapping fake tits to your chest as a meditation practice. Like I actually get this because like being a man is all about masculinity and being tough

and hard and strong and it's like if you could just feel breasts on your chest like big breasts like that might and you like tits the thing is is so when you feel them on yourself would that just like calm you down go touch your wife's tits but like also like put some on your own body I think that's what I'm picking up from this but then he liked to wear yoga pants too I'm not sure but maybe putting on yoga pants is relaxing. Oh, appreciation of fashion. A lot of men cross-dress because they're attracted to the variety colors and softer textures available in women's clothing.

Exploring gender identity, obviously, for some. It's a way to explore or gender bend, allowing them to connect with a more feminine side of their personality. Arousing motivation for some men cross-dressing uh is linked to sexual fetishism not though not for all psychological comfort and maybe used to cope with emotional personal or professional pressures offering a sanctuary or a way to process emotions so really interesting information here so i'm on this reddit called it's a subreddit it's the cross-dressing subreddit and someone posted why do people cross-dress i'm trying to

understand and someone wrote back there are so many textures to women's clothing I see them walk by my first thought is how does that outfit feel to be in then hearing the sound of heels seeing the glint of jewel the glint off jewelry and a hair toss just makes me jealous I'm just sitting here in boxers khaki pants and a polo why don't I get to stand out in a crowd I just want to feel special when I walk into a room that's deep last week we're kind of man-hating and this is not a man-hater podcast but this is making me feel like some deep empathy towards men sometimes we're so hard on men you know what I mean like we have so many expectations as women like what we expect of them and it's like imagine imagine and vice versa but it's different and I feel like

our expectation is to feed fuck and shut the fuck up feed men fuck men and shut the fuck up around men and oh also birth their children it's kind of like all we are required of but they have like they have a lot of experts like their expectations are what we expect of them is like keep me afloat provide for me give me gifts build me things fix things be, be hot, be funny, be charismatic, give me a massage, rub my, yeah, rub my feet. I don't know. Um, so this is just a way for men to like feel relief and, and kind of feel what it's like to be a woman. So I do get it. My, my siblings and I kind of, we used to cross-dress

when we were younger. When I think about it. Yeah. We were really into cross-dressing. Like we would dress up as like male pirates, my sister and I, we would, we'd be shirtless and we draw like chest hair on her chest and we would draw like mustaches and, um, we pack our pants with socks. I don't know. We were doing, we were fucking weird as kids, but also we, I don't know if, I don't know if that's like, I don't know. Um, we would always dress my brother up as a girl and like we would do makeup on him and put heels on him. And we have like funny, I mean the best blackmail pictures we have are all of my brother like in a bikini with grapefruits and bikini top um we were exploring back then we were just feeling things out and like trying because

it's just like uh it's what kids do you're what other like how else would I dress up like a boy trying to think yeah it was kind of fun to dress up like a boy when we were kids we would like yeah so um someone wrote for me cross-dressing is a form of art it's never really been a sexual kink thing for me i just like explore exploring feminine fashion and dolling myself up yeah there's a spectrum here so there's a forbes article the bimbofication fetish explained by experts um bimbofication involves the hyper-sexualized role play of dumb blonde or barbie doll characters which present as uninhibited glamorized sex objects character characters in the scene typically feature very large very large breasts small

waist and clothing that emphasizes sexuality. Yeah. It's lots of pink, heavily enhanced features, long acrylic nails, platform heels, gemstones, cartoonish clothes. Yeah. So I just think it's interesting. And again, my heart goes out to these men that are in this community because I can only imagine I mean you have to because it's like okay with with fetishes with kinks and stuff it's like I think for for his for her husband for Byron I think it's a sexual thing I do think it's a it's a yeah I don't think he's exploring his gender identity or or um exploring or like looking for stress maybe I think yeah he's stress the sexual part is a stress relief um yeah I don't think he's he's exploring

women's fashion I don't think he's genuinely curious in that department of the biblification fetish community I think he's straight up like getting off to it so um hey we're all looking for sometimes you need a release okay sometimes you need a release And we all, not all of us can be relieved the same way in this world. And I think it's beautiful. Shout out to Byron Noem. Keep it up. Keep being you. Strap those tits on and don't forget to, does this, are they going to get a divorce now? Like, do you get divorced over this? if I was Kristi Noem, I would be at a surgeon's office yesterday and I'd be getting 3000 cc's. That's what I'd be doing. I would be, yeah, I'd be in, I'd be at a consultation immediately after finding this. I would want to be my man, my husband's dream woman. I would be getting my lips injected. I'd be getting that rib car surgery. I get my, my waist removed. I'd be,

uh, I'd go blonde. I'd lean in. I'd lean into like being my husband's fantasy girl. Or I would get a prosthetic. I would join him in his, with his, uh, prosthetic boob set up. I'd walk around the house with it. I don't know. I feel like I would get in with it, get in on it with him maybe they do like maybe in the bedroom like that's they're doing stuff like that like they're she is like it's instead of a strap on she's strapping on like a it's like tits but he's doing it too and then like what do they do rub them together I don't know I'm generally not making fun of it I'm I'm showing empathy because like I yeah we all need a release and not everyone

is a is a square when it comes to what's what turns them on sexually okay not everyone can sail off into the missionary sunset once a month and call it a day with their partner that's not that's not going to do it for a lot of people out there and that's what makes the world colorful. That's what makes the world a beautiful place. Okay. We just went behind the moon. We just went behind the moon and nothing matters. Like the, the bimbofication, uh, fetish community, who gives a fuck? You know what I mean? Like let them live, let them live.

Um, what else is, Oh, I kind of have, I do have this palate cleanser before we do the, um, what do you call it? the noah beck and what do i have left the artemis 2 mission guys i'm so sorry like the fucking pepsi is getting to me today the bubbles are getting to me i'm not drinking enough water it's the 52 cheese and crackers with the olive with the kalamata olives and the chocolate chip cookies with frosting on them i'm a hot mess today okay it's just I'm I'm slipping you guys I'm slipping like I summer summer's around the corner

I'm catching myself slipping and it's not cute okay so oh we also have Nancy Guthrie so this is an influencer I'm gonna do a little palate cleanser video this is an influencer named Audrey Peters I used to fall I think I used to follow her during like 2020 pandemic times like I think it's kind of when she started popping off or she made a lot of content and she posted this video that basically is uh disclosing that she gets every single meal delivered every single day she never cooks she doesn't do grocery it's like every single meal is door dashed and in uh uber eats or whatever what's the other one door dash uber eats i feel like it starts with an i instacart

no that's like the grocery one postmates she postmates everything and I watch this video I'm immediately mad for a multitude of reasons let's watch it and then I'll tell you why I'm mad I get every single meal delivered every single day because I am incredibly lazy mama do and I are like this so I thought I would show you guys an entire day of deliveries we are starting off strong with my first delivery of the day at 9 32 a.m which is my coffee because why make it when I could have it delivered I start my day every single day exactly the same way with a vanilla ice latte from Starbucks. This is a grande ice latte with almond milk, two pumps of vanilla, vanilla cream, cold to them, and cinnamon. I am a basic white

girl in Pradwa. Can I say cheers? Hits every single time. I'm going to say this about Audrey Peters. I have a lot to say. We're going to start off with this. she's clearly rich and loves her life she's a rich woman a rich influencer who loves her life she's extremely bubbly this is she knows this is rage bait she's making this video she's yelling okay she's yelling and that that that that needs to stop but the aside from my belief that But she is not good looking. Unfortunately, she is in the wrong profession. She should be working in a call center. She should not be on camera. And that is very harsh, but it's the reality. Like aside from my thoughts on that, like what's shining through in this video is that she's optimistic. She loves her life. She is, she has tons of money. She loves her coffee. She loves ordering Starbucks every morning. She gets the same thing. And she's like romanticizing her life.

like every part of this video I just know like I've watched it before but it's like she's this is her fetish this is me or it's it gets in it's it's we're coming off of Christine I'm husband sorry I'm using the wrong terminology this like gets her going this perks her up this makes her happy I don't want to yuck her yums but like it is disgusting like getting every single meal delivered is disgusting um but let's just continue because fuck okay it's late and then obviously i always get my favorite sandwich possibly ever the starbucks bacon gouda sandwich i am saving this for later though i'm not quite hungry yet i just want to tap it it is now lunch time it is 1 47 p.m and i got metal lane for lunch because i'm nothing if not predictable and i got

my favorite salad at the moment which is the la chop and then of course the chicken tenders because life is about balance also just realizing this is also what I eat I hate when people say that just eat the fucking chicken tenders and don't mention balance I think I'm triggered because I just had a fat bitch lunch and I didn't eat a salad but I think I'm also triggered because like that's like when you recover from an eating disorder and this is like weird I'm bringing it up twice in this episode I like don't talk about it anymore just like I don't talk about ADHD anymore but like you catch things that people say and how they talk about food and it pisses you off because it's like hey let's do neutrality let's not make food a thing let's just be 100%

neutral because the more you make it a thing the more it when you label things like good bad like oh chicken tenders are bad salad good okay well it's all about balance it's like shut the fuck up eating a day which I didn't mean for it to be but not to sound pick me I've always tried to have a salad for lunch or dinner every single day ideally lunch gotta get a bite with mozzarella salami and chickpea cheers it is now dinner time it is six she would do really well in the 1800s social media exists in the 1800s she would she just she has a very uh colonial face is that the word it's very colonial I'm being hateful I talked shit about Amanda Batula last week and I said she's not attractive

for enough for me to care about like if you're if you're hot I'll like I'll take notice when it comes to the drama you're involved in that the internet is freaking out over like I'll pay attention. But if you're, if you're not, if you're average looking, like I just, I'm not invested. I just, my brain doesn't like register, like nothing lights up in my brain about you. So like, I just don't care. Um, so I was being hateful towards her last week about her looks and I'm doubling, I'm just Audrey Peters. I apologize. You know, this is the number one thing you get um shit on about and she's a beautiful person I don't know what I'm saying this is not my brand it is my brand I am blunt honest oh I I say my inside thoughts way too loud

I'm just sick and tired of these fucking influencers it's disgusting this is disgusting you're ruining society this is not respectable like this is what I'm getting to like here I I'm podcasting, I'm sitting in my house. I'm like, you know, talking out of my ass about gossip and other people and drama and nuclear war. It's all about, you know, balance. Um, but the, these videos of, I eat everything. I order every single meal every day. It's like why are you filming this like why are you filming this like we need to start we need to start zooming out and asking ourselves like the context or content like what we're watching is is not normal like this stuff is this shouldn't be normal it's so normal to film a video like this and see a

video like this, but it's like, I get too, I spiral too much. If I, if I zoom too far out, I'm like, we're behind the moon. Like we went behind the moon. We went behind the moon. Like, and, and then the video, like, I know she like moved to a new apartment and it's like probably like 30 K a month in New York. I don't know where she lives. I think she lives in New And it's like, people are just like disgusted by like, but it's also like there's levels to life and people live in different income or exist in different income brackets. And it's all relative. And it's like, well, of course that triggers you. Cause you're a, you're poor and you can't afford your rent. And so, you know, but then someone who can live a life like that is like, Oh yes,

girl. Yes. Queen. Like I love metal lane too. That's my favorite salad. Like, Oh my God. Like we have the same closet and our apartments are like so similar. Like, you know, they don't, it doesn't phase them. So I think that's what social media is all about. It's like, don't watch content that's outside of your tax bracket. Cause you're going to be pissed off. But I think for me, it's like the overconsumption, obviously it's like, it needs to, needs to stop. And the yelling, like she needs to stop yelling here. Let's continue. 45 PM. And I got rooted for dinner. I am a tourist, which explains a lot of this video, but subsequently a creature of habit. So I always get the exact same thing, which is the Audrey sauce and then a bouncy box with chicken, brown rice and broccoli.

Yes, the Audrey sauce is named after me and it's spicy just like I am. So don't get it if you don't like spicy. One of my closest friends owns Rooted and I don't just like... You're not spicy. You look like a thumb. You're in the wrong profession again. Like, please go... it's so crazy. You just have to lean into being cringe now. And the people that are the most successful influencers and Tik Tokers, like she is, it just, they don't give a fuck.

I think it's like, you can't have self-awareness if you're an influencer. The people that have the least amount of self-awareness are the most successful influencers. That's what it is. Because if you, oh yeah. Let me continue, sorry. Because she's one of my closest friends. It is delicious and you should support a small female owned business, but cheers.

Lily, every single time you nail it. As soon as I finished filming that, I loaded up my cart at Pinkberry because we don't skip dessert. Okay, our tits are pissing me off. They're way too, they're just nips are out and they're too small and I'm pissed off. That's another thing. When you get a boob job, I'm being hateful again. You see other people

with no tits and you're just like, get a boob job. Like someone like her, like if you're not rocking the department, this department up here, down here, it's, you got to rock the face and below department. That needs to, you need to look smacks that if you can't look smacks the face, looks max the body, get your tits done and get a BBL or didn't delete this episode. I think this is like worth a cancellation, a campaign to get me, get me off the internet. I'm going to be the, the who hurt you girl. Like you're, you're a hater. You're mean for no reason. Okay. So Nancy Guthrie, this is the, this is what the update is on Nancy Guthrie. Savannah's back on the today show. Savannah Guthrie is back on the today show. She's leaning into joy. And

then yesterday, like, I think that's her new thing. Like you can't, you it's like, you can take my mom, but you can't take my joy or something like that. Um, which it's, it's, this is so awful like and so confusing and but the latest is there were two notes two ransom notes sent to tmz one the first one said she's dead the other one was like we've seen her in sonora mexico and it's like and apparently allegedly these were sent from a source that was the same source or that would um as the other ransom notes something like that so I don't know how I don't feel like these are credible and at this point I don't know what we're gonna find I feel like if we're gonna find anything out it's gonna be like

years from now. I don't think she's alive. I don't. Yeah, I don't think she's alive. I don't. If the family's involved, like let's say the family, someone in the family killed her. I think, are you Savannah Guthrie aware of, I mean, some people think the family knows what happened. You know, and if you're Savannah Guthrie, if your sister-in-law or your brother or your sister or your brother-in-law was involved and in her, I don't know, that's insane to think about, but usually in murder cases, it's the people closest to the person that does it statistically. So it's, you can't rule it out. You know what I mean? so then is Savannah Guthrie gonna be

is that just gonna be her secret but then it's like then they're on because here's the thing if like if if those siblings would confess to something like that the sibling if and then you live with that I don't know I'm just speculating um it's not like you turn them in but like because then you're I don't know. It's your sister. Do you cover for her for the rest of your life and just move on? I'm just, if that's, if they were the ones involved in her murder.

But it could just be a basic, like, robbery gone bad. Old woman gets killed. There's no trace of anything and no suspects and no... and she's she's been discarded so you know what I mean like I kind of feel like it's that my gut feeling is that which is awful but there's a lot of there's a lot of fuck shit with the the investigation and some things that happened early on

um like allegedly the investigators weren't even murder. They weren't even, um, they've like never investigated a murder before or something like that. I'm not quite sure. Um, so yeah, that's, that's the latest on Savannah Guthrie. Um, but yeah, like why is TMZ the FBI now? Like why are, why is TMZ the source of information when it comes to Nancy Guthrie. It's so, it's like, honestly, they're, they're, their credibility is, um, the FBI is, or they're just as credible as the FBI at this point, let's be honest. Um, Um, okay. So the Artemis two mission is not complete, but I believe they, they went behind

the moon, which was the goal, right? They wanted to slingshot around the moon. I think they went dark for four hours. They were not able to communicate with astronauts in those hours when they weren't went behind the moon um just looking for updates here it's just crazy when I see these photos though I'm like so NASA released NASA releases one photo from far side of the moon as Orion Orion is the shuttle name heads back to earth after historic flyby I mean I guess it's like yeah one photo's impact more impactful than like here's 50 um it's kind of like the picture of the mission so I'm looking I'm looking at this picture and it's just like it's so hard to believe like it looks fake like I know it's I'm just so on the fence anything space I'm on the fence

And that's my truth. Like, I'm not, I'm not even a conspiracy theorist about it all. Like, I'm just, I've heard enough information against, or the, I've heard enough arguments about, you guys, am I fading? What time is it? 4 p.m. Yeah, we're fading. If I, yeah, sorry. Yeah, I've heard, I've heard enough on both sides where I'm like, I've actually heard more compelling information as to why we haven't landed on the moon than for why we have, if that makes sense. And so that, that's why I'm a, I'm a fence sitter. I'm like, I see the pictures. I see Neil Armstrong. I see the flag. I see the interviews. I see all the, all of the, the content out there about the moon landings. And then I'm like, Hmm, but the, the, um, something about the, the wires people like see on the astronauts and like the way they move doesn't represent one sixth gravity. And like, and then I'm like, I'm like, okay, you're going this far. Why don't you land on the moon? like and then there's pictures of the moon in the distance of the

Orion the Artemis mission shuttle and it's further away than like how we see the moon on earth so like what's that you know there's a lot of it's just weird and then um so they are what to expect from the artemis mission on wednesday tomorrow so tomorrow so on the eighth day of their mission the artemis crew will continue their long journey back to earth they will also conduct tests to prepare for possible future scenarios in space one test will assess their ability to protect themselves from solar radiation including using equipment supplies on board the artemis toilet troubles are nothing compared to what the past astronauts have endured

i think they just had to shit themselves defecation was difficult to reform without the crew soiling themselves clothing and the cabin the report read the bags provided no odor control in the small capsule and the odor was prominent this is a um the astronauts on the apollo 10 mission um i guess yeah they reported a turd floating through the air jesus it's disgusting so yeah these pictures are not i don't know it just doesn't again like it doesn't make me feel anything like seeing this picture of the moon so you see like a little

sliver of the moon on the bottom and then you see earth in the background like we should all be freaking out and it's like i'm just i'm like that's what we've all it's it's how we all um react now and it's sad it's actually really sad so they're gonna apparently land in off the coast of san diego um on friday so it's a real live stream i think you can watch their um i think this is the live stream let me see

oh hey artemis live mission coverage but then when the earth became apparent its brightness it was so bright uh it was so bright it looked out of place the moon and the the black of space kind of seemed to go together but then the more in the dull sense but then the vividness and brightness like uh the difference between an LED display and a painting, right? You can just do things with light that you can't do with paint colors. The Earth looked out of place

and it just continued to dim the albedo and color that was earlier apparent in the moon. I'm passing to Christina. I'm just going to say this about the pictures of the Earth and the moon from this mission. Because we're so familiar with AI now and how AI pictures look and how hyper-realistic AI can make, like they make everything look real, but there's like a, there's like a AI, um, it's kind of like the Mormon.

What's the, the Mormon glow. What do you call that? The Mormon glean. There's like a Mormon, it's like a rich, okay. Like rich people have like a really, really rich people have like a a rich kind of a, a glaze. It's like the Mormon glaze. I think they call it the glaze. There's kind of like a glaze on AI images. So you can kind of like, I'm not saying this is fake and it's not real and whatever, but like, there is something about these craters on the moon and the, the, just like how the earth looks. I don't like the resolution. Isn't that it's like I'm looking at a bunch of pictures

from behind the moon zooming in hold on I'm really trying to like I don't know I guess it's just so unbelievable and i think the fact that like it's so um

i mean i don't know they are covering this but i don't know people are not like holy shit about it like this should be the only thing like we should have canceled the national championship should have been canceled last night like we were behind we're behind the moon like every single channel of every news station across the world should be like hey we're behind the moon you know what I mean like it why isn't it why isn't it like that there was more coverage like when Michael Jackson died like there was more um the way the world took a pause and the way the world was glued to their tv is catastrophically or exponentially what's the word

yeah exponentially like greater than people's interest in this Artemis mission and it's like yeah his but he had an emotional impact on so many people's lives like that's actually that makes sense but like the the going behind the moon does emotionally impact us because I feel like half the population's like we didn't do this and we're not we never landed on the moon you know what I mean? So they're just like indifferent to it. I think that's what it is. Okay. Noah Beck's sister. Guys, the story is this, his sister groomed a high school student. Noah Beck's sister's a pedophile, allegedly. She's a high school teacher. She groomed a student for two years, there's like hundreds of text messages. And I guess her and this other teacher groomed

the same student. And I'm like, I want to like, see who this, this, this poor guy is like, who is this? I mean, it happens with, so when it happens to women, it's like the opposite. It's like pedophile, like cut his dick off, fucking hang him, like put him in jail. Like that when women do it it's like oh like good for him or you know that people are more tongue-in-cheek about it like when a boy gets with a hot and she's not hot so it's like like the hot teacher um but he was 16 when they started this or when she started talking to him it's just weird because it's Noah Beck and I guess there have there's there's been some strange videos of him and his family like just a little bit off-putting stuff with how they interact um let me just pull up

this of the report on what happened um so here we go best friends are our students they're nice to me a teacher accused of having sex with a student after grooming the teen for two years is on the verge of being fired hayley beck was put on leave last august as a police investigation played out that report found the centennial high school teacher taught the boy during his sophomore and junior years, adding him on Snapchat, giving him better grades, lending him her car,

and exchanging thousands of text messages about sex and alcohol. She will likely now officially be fired in April. Criminal charges have not been filed. I know the county attorney has not pressed charges against her yet, but I am hopeful that she will be held accountable according to the law. One parent shared their reaction following recent information being released about 27-year-old Haley Beck. According to documents sent to the Maricopa County Attorney's Office, Beck has been employed by Peoria Unified School District since 2020, but alleged relations between the high school sophomore and Beck didn't start until the 2023-2024 school year. By spring 2025, Beck allegedly gave the student special treatment, boosting grades, improving attendance,

and even doing his homework, behavior the district's governing board is calling a power discrepancy between june and august of 2020 lock her up um damn it happens a lot like this kind of stuff with high school teachers but trying to think i've never yeah i've never felt weird vibes from a teacher in high school um like creeper vibes towards me I've never felt that. Like I've thought some of my teachers were hot, but I would never like got the, they never thought it wasn't like, I wasn't getting vibes from them, you know? Um, trying to think if I know anyone. Yeah, it does happen. It does happen. Um, so yeah, there's that. Okay.

The summer house thing is like, people are like, it's the biggest story. It's the biggest scandal. like I'm just really not invested I never watched this show I talked about it last week I'm team Sierra all the way um but like it just we need to re-establish as a culture like how we reality tv okay so I'm like kind of I'm I'm conflicted because a piece of me feels like I'm going to be the reality TV go-to like source, like the gossip source, like the guru of reality TV. Like I watch this video, like this is going to be me. What if my purpose in life is to be the person who alerts the group chat about pop cultural news? What if my purpose in life is to be a fan and to know meaningless information about celebrities and to be a pop cultural

Paul Revere is that okay so I'm feeling that right now as a podcast host because something that I don't do on the show anymore is the deep introspective self-healthy mental healthy garbage like I mean not that it was garbage it helped me at the time I helped me figure myself out and I did a lot of deep work and with myself on the show. And it was great, but I, it was, that was the chapter of my life. Okay. So I stopped doing that. So it's like, what do I do now? You know, I talk about current events. I talk about pop culture. I talk about my life and I feel pulled to reality TV right now because as much as I'm like, as much as I'm like, this is trash,

this is garbage. This makes me feel stupid when I watch it. I think there's a lot of, and I know why people, especially women, it's like sports for women love reality TV. It's because it's relationship dynamics. It's real people with real drama and like that you can relate to that you might also be going through and you've witnessed before. And so it's, you feel connected to it. And you, I guess the word is relatable. It's like very relatable. And I think for me, what I'm feeling is that, okay, if I'm going to, if I'm going to actually like sit my ass down at night and watch these shows I think the angle I'll go with because I can't help myself is like the psychology of these like the psych psychology element of the drama and

the the I can dissect that portion of it and I think that will be fun for me that'll make me feel like it's not for nothing because there's it'll be more educational because that's where my mind goes when i watch these shows i'm really deeply interested in like the psychology of amanda patula and why her brain works that way um and just how she was acting when she was married to kyle and so basically the the the lore is this so west and amanda came out and they're like hey we're together whatever and uh kyle and her separated in january kyle and amanda were married sierra and west dated for like two minutes it wasn't like they were in this long

deep loving relationship it wasn't like earth shattering to her even though like sierra um supported amanda when they separated in january it was like her friend on her side like during her single newly single era. Like, and then she gets with the guy that she, her friend dated and has probably been fucking him this whole time because that's the latest. Like, so what I've watched a lot on Tik TOK is, um, I'm still watching embalmings, embalming Tik TOK. No. Um, uh that's a weird algorithm like don't get on funeral home tiktok i like videos that are like why i became a mortician and it's like some of them are really fascinating stories because people had a family member die and it was really traumatic for them and so like being close to

death makes them it like healed them so they like becoming a mortician was kind of a healing thing um so it's called death care it's not like health care it's called death care so yeah i'm on the death i'm on death care tiktok i'm not only am i on that i'm on summer house old episodes of the show um tiktok like i'm on people dissecting old episodes of the show and they're dissecting west and amanda amanda's interactions and their body language and they're touching and they're sitting next to each other and the the eye contact and the yeah body language and stuff and people are like, Oh my God, like this went right over our heads. Like, this is so obvious that they were in love or they were like into each other this whole time. So people that's, that's it. That's

really it. I hope it's really not a big scandal. Like it's not a, it is a big scandal for like people that are invested in the show. The show has been on for 10 years, 12 years. So, um, okay. and then Taylor Frankie Paul's leaving the Mormon church. That's the latest. I think she wrote something on Easter and, um, people are like, she was exiled from the Mormon church. I don't know. I don't care. I really don't care. But like, I did watch when Corey was gone in Palm Springs, I did watch an episode of season one episode, like four of Mormon wives. Like that's where I'm at. and I was into it like I do enjoy I do enjoy I do enjoy a little reality tv I do I think I'm I'm coming out as a reality tv girl and I never like you guys know I've never been into it like

I've just never and it has to do with like I don't I'm usually not sitting down on my couch at night um like I am pretty much every night but like sometimes I'm working up until like 8 p.m and it's like I get ready for bed after that I don't sit on the couch um and then if I am sitting on the couch it's like we're gonna watch a true crime doc or we're gonna watch the basketball championship game or like whatever's on tv or like the news for a little bit and it's or a movie you know and it's like between it's like what we want to watch together like he doesn't my husband doesn't like it's not like he's into we did watch the entire season of love overboard um he was into that uh he can get into it but i think yeah i need to start start getting him into mormon wives

he's like this is the worst show i've ever seen so we're starting off rough but yeah i watched an episode of it the other night and I'm like their hair the thing is is it's it just can it confirms what I believe in the hot girl trilogy or the hot girl holy trinity the hair hair tan nails thing when you watch the show look at the mormon wives hair on point nails on point do they spray tan I feel like they spray tan too tan on point you gotta they do a shit ton of lip filler but like having like hair is the outfit once you realize that hair is the outfit your life will change and I've been doing my hair I'm going to end the episode because I'm fading and I need to stop but I've been doing my hair every day like curling it and it literally takes me like five minutes

like maybe 10 okay but when you think of your day and you think of yeah it's really not that much time and I would rather have my hair done with no makeup on than have makeup I'm changing like and then have makeup on and my hair like pulled back and slicked back so because it's it's more it has more presence like it makes when you see someone with their hair done especially if it's like beautifully curled and blown out it's like wow she looks so good it's like you could be wearing whatever and like your makeup could be whatever but your hair is like just like moves with you in a nice way and so okay I think that's the episode this is fun um little mean this is a yeah like a mean girl episode I feel mean I feel mean did I

didn't really mean that about Audrey Peters I'm just I think I just I want I think we all want a change in the influencer community and just like we just I think you have to just unsubscribe and not watch it and not, you know, and I've been the queen of unfollowing, muting, like only follow, like, like don't follow very many people on any social media platform. Like keep it, keep it tight. Um, like expose yourself to things that make you happy and let you up. And, and so, yeah, I guess it's just like, do that. And, but every now and then I come across some stupid shit like this door dashing every meal video and I'm like

it's like we've we've regressed I think that's what it is influencer culture is a huge sign like typical influencer culture that we've regressed as a society like I don't think it's a positive step forward I don't I don't think it's a positive step forward because now we're gonna spiral and get too deep but like I just feel like it makes you feel like you need to buy all this shit all the time there's always a product there's always a new thing there's always a new trend and then the way people live their lives is so normalized where it's like yeah they don't have jobs they just film content all day long I mean neither do I like this is what I do I guess I guess I'm talking about myself at the end of the day I guess I'm talking about myself

but um it's when they're gluttonous about it and they're and they're like nonchalant about their gluttony that is hard to watch I think I just want more people to be arm and arm with like, I need, I need these influencers on a daily basis at their local homeless shelter, feeding the poor. I need them in their children's hospital, visiting sick children in like fun outfits. I need them at their dog shelters, saving dogs from youth and youth be being euthanized I need them in foreign countries where there's famine and like I need to like that's what like okay that's the wave of like influencing that we would all respect right like

shit like that and I hate when influencers like super snooty like shiny influencers have like some sort of charity thing in there or like how they give back in their bio I'm like at least it's something I guess I'll take what I can get but I'm thinking about myself too I think the more I'm big on like local living like immersing yourself into the community that's closest to you and like getting involved into activities I mean for me it's like activities it's not necessarily like volunteer work and charity type stuff it's more like just being around my community and doing things with people

in my community but um it's a step I think that's a good step a step in the right direction um but yeah I guess who fucking cares like this world is I don't know I don't like feeling like indifferent or what's the word like the malaise of we're spiraling and I said I was gonna end it and do you guys get the point um I think that's it I had fun did you have fun um please hit that subscribe button wherever you're listening right now i'm on apple spotify google podcast at your breaker overcast wherever you listen to podcasts please hit that subscribe button and review the show five stars while you're there follow me on instagram and tiktok

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and being alive and just like having a routine and just like having running a household is very basic yet it's like everyone needs a fucking compartment and container for every every single item in their house and therefore it's like we make everything we've overcomplicated everything and it's just like simple local living community connection love and whatever fetish you're into will get you through this life i think yeah what christy num's husband's up to is this is a result of of influencer um toxic influencer culture what am i saying i need to fucking go love you talk to you in the next

episode i'm kind of into doing this multiple times a week and we're keeping that on the low low because i don't want to over commit but i do i do love doing this more than once a week at heart as you know at heart I'm a daily podcaster so we might get back to that so love you thanks for being here and I'll talk to you next week bye