422- Byron, Big T*ts, The Moon & Iran
00:00Hey, what's up? It's Jacqueline. Welcome back to the show.So, since we last spoke, a lot has happened in the world.I know I say this every week, but since I last recorded,I found out that Kristi Noem's husband and I have the same size tits.We went behind the moon.And Trump is going to flatten Iran tonight?Question mark?By 8 p.m.?
00:30like did anyone else see that i know this is major news that tweet the end of what is itthe end of civilization the whole civil a whole civilization will die tonightso uh there's a lot happening we're gonna cover it welcome back to the show thanks for being hereum it is currently tuesday april 7th at 205 p.m which would make it 5 p.m eastern the deadlinefor this deal to happen is 8 p.m eastern guys this is breaking news hold on let me just readthe the tweet or the truth whatever the fuck i don't i don't think he uses x i think he usesi don't know i don't keep up a whole civil civilization will die tonightso i read that first line that trump tweeted i'm just gonna say tweeted fuck it and immediately
01:28i'm like he's gonna nuke the country like they're at in my life i will see another hiroshimahappen and it's it might happen tonight and he wrote probablyuh we'll get to that a whole civilization will die tonight never to be brought back againi don't want that to happen but it probably but it probably will however now that we have completeand total regime change where different smarter and less radicalized minds prevail maybe somethingrevolutionary revolutionarily wonderful can happen who knows we will find out tonight oneof the most important moments in the long and complex complex history of the world 47 yearsof extortion corruption and death will finally end god bless the great people of iran i don't know
02:24a whole civilization will die tonight and he he says probably is it's giving nukelike i'm actually okay i know i said last week nothing about the war has beenit doesn't, nothing about this seems serious. Like I can't take it. I mean, it is serious, butthe way the president acts and the tweets and then the, the memes from the white house,the war thirst trap videos, like it doesn't, this is just such a wild, uh, thing to witness.Um, you know, it's a war, but like, it's, I don't know. This feels serious. Anyways,we're going to, that's about all I have to say about that. I didn't want to start off withthe, I mean, I wanted, I honestly wanted to start about, start off with
03:16Kristi Noem's husband's tits. And I wanted to connect that to, like I already did my tits.Let's talk about tits on the show today. Let's talk about tits. Who,who doesn't love some big juicy tits okay so I am just so I'm baffled by this storyit's a serious situation like he is he there are a lot of men in private cross-dressing a lot ofmen who are that present as very masculine straight alpha male type men married tothey're usually married to alpha alpha male women like or alpha female women like christine elm umbut there's a there's a there's a part of the part of the population that's into cross-dressingthat's into the what would you call it the um bimbofication fetish stuff the the giant
04:24balloon stuff. And he's, he's part of that, that community. And we'll, we'll deep dive into that alittle later. Um, but I guess, um, what I will say is that my surgeon, the one I went to, and I'vebeen to two, I've never talked about my, uh, my big tit journey, but I never, like, I just don'twant to, it's just, it's a private matter. Okay. My, my body, my choice. Um, I will say thatthe second surgeon I went to the, the one who, um, took me up a notch specializesin X, X, X, X, L tits, like Christina Byron gnome, excuse me, Byron gnome is his name. Um,that he's into. Okay. I think the, the, the, the only fans model he was communicating withhad something like 3000 CCS or he wanted her to get 3000 CCS. Um, yeah. So anyways,
05:36they're out there. The surgeons can do it. It is a thing. Um, I could get into detail aboutthe way I don't want to disclose like you know how Kylie finally disclosed her cc'sshe she commented on a tiktok her exact specs like I think it was was it like 400 and some cc'smoderate profile under the muscle gummy bear teardrop whatever and then she said the surgeonAnd like, I think once you do that, like I just, I'll that I'm keeping that, I'm keepingthat close to my chest, but anytime I tell people they, uh, they pass out because thenumber of CCs and inside of my body of, of, uh, of plastic or whatever the fuck is insideof me is, um, I'm probably now I'm just objective.
06:30I'm just like, let's talk about, let's just be, I hate when I do this. It just makes meuncomfortable because I'm like, this is, it is, it is my brand to overshare and to tell youeverything, but like, I'm probably one of less than, I mean, there's a lot of older milftimewomen out on the West coast with lots of like huge, like fake seat, like tits, like with a lotof cc's I'm probably one of like 20 I had a friend come over okay it's just so funny but I havefriends with fake tits and they tell me how many cc's they have and like this is kind of like ameeting for it's like one of the first things you talk about when you meet a new girl thatand then you bond over the fact you both have fake tits and then I love when they share their
07:22their cc's and then I say mine and they have to like grip their chair I won't say anything elseabout this topic anymore but we went behind the moon so we went behind the moon um unfortunatelythat also feels unserious like it's so serious it's such a big deal but we're so on as a societywe're so unfazed by news like this we're so i think the word is over stimulated andunderwhelmed. We are overstimulated and underwhelmed when something that would normallyoverwhelm us with fascination, like going behind the moon in 10 days that it seems like they wentaround it really fast. I'm like, wait, didn't they just launch? And like, they're already ontheir way back. They're going to, they're going to fall in the, they're going to fall in the ocean
08:23and off the coast of San Diego here. What is it on a Friday? So, uh, something that wouldtypically fascinate us like that. I'm seeing a couple photos from the Artemis launch and I'mseeing, I'm seeing them, the four astronauts in the pod. I don't even know the name of it.What is it called? Like, do they name the pod Apollo? I don't remember. And I'm just like,Taylor Frankie Paul left the Mormon church. Next story. Like she defiled another restrainingorder. I don't know if it's another one. She filed a new restraining order against Dakotabecause apparently he slammed her head against the dashboard. You know, it's just like your brain isin a popcorn machine at all times with, with news where it's like back in 1972, the last time we
09:16went to the moon or got this close to it, you would have come home from school. You would haveI'm thinking of like being a high schooler you know you come home from schoolmaybe you had practice maybe you played a sport after school like basketball practiceand you come home you're gonna watch the Artemis shuttle for the NASA Artemis launch happen on TVthere's like four channels I don't remember how many were at the we're in 1972 but there weren'ta lot. You didn't have a phone. You come home from practice. You pour a bowl of cornflakes.You pour a bowl of cornflakes. You sit in front of the TV. You're watching. I don't know if youwould casually just watch TV after like school and practice like that, but you're, you're,
10:07you're parked on the couch with a, with a bowl of cereal, your post, um, pre-dinner,your post-practice cereal, excited to watch this. And you're just thinking about it all day.you're like oh my god we're going to the moon and then later that night your mom made pork chops andapplesauce what goes with that side of apple chutney or no not the apple chutney what theapplesauce you got the apple we didn't we didn't do the apples like that we did the applesauce fromthe jar pork chop and applesauce side of green beans maybe some potatoes of some sort your mommade that you're eating dinner, watching TV, you're watching the launch over dinner. And thenlike during dinner, you're choking on a pork chop, like eating it so fast. And you're, you're
10:54realizing, okay, the launch is happening in two minutes. I'm going to go sit two inches in frontof the TV. And like, that was our life. Okay. We were so stimulated. We were able to feel and ableto be fascinated and excited about, about things. And now it's like, oh, that happened. They're ontheir way back there's a picture from behind the moon that's never been seen before they named acrater they named a crater after one of the astronauts uh wives who passed away from cancerum they're up there they're taking pictures of earth we're there they're up there umand i think a piece of it is we're all conspiracy brains so it's actually more exciting for usto go on TikTok and watch people debunk the astronaut videos of them floating around like
11:47people are like oh green screen they're on wires and it's all fucking Hollywood shit it's not evenreal and so that it's almost more yeah it's more stimulating to try to look for clues like for theclues that it's not actually happening um anyways so we have a lot to talk about today let me moveforward. Um, I'm going to start off with a life updates, uh, tell you what I did before thisepisode. I haven't had a fat bitch lump. Excuse me. I haven't had a fat bitch lunch and a napright after in a while, especially before recording. So we're going to talk about that.Um, and then we've got news. We are going to go back to Kirstie, Kirstie Noem's husband's tits.um nancy guthrie updates which is at this point what's there to say there are some new
12:44just uh there there's something new came out i feel like i need to stop with the burping okaythis is from my fat bitch fat bitch lunch it's permeating in my system still um because i ateand immediately went horizontal and then popped up. I didn't even, I barely drank water. Let medrink water. And then, uh, press record. So sorry. Bodily functions on the show today.Like every episode you guys are inside of me. Like you're in my body too. Like in, in your ears,you get to hear all the inter okay one of my pet peeves this is superoff topic and random but I think some people that are influencers like the fact that they havea vocal click
13:41like when they're voiced when they talkI watch okay sometimes I hate watch this influencer because or there's two influencersI hate watch that um and they're like really nice people and they're they do a lot of helpful thingsfor their followers so like shout out but like the reason I hate watch is because of their vocalthing and it's like it's like how do you not hear that and go like oh it's a little too clanky it'slittle too saliva-y, but I think they like it. I think they like it. People get off on their ownbodily functions. People, okay, and then I follow this influencer and I'm about to unfollow her.I really like her. I really like her because I see myself in her in so many ways.
14:42I see myself in her in so many ways. We are so off topic.but when I start noticing that, Oh, wait a minute, all they do is I fuck themselvesand all they do is body check. And all they do is like, you know what I mean? They they'reobsessed. They're it's like, they're so obsessed with themselves. It's like, it goes, it goes toofar. It's a fitness trick. I fall and she's so fit. She's like the fittest. I mean, you couldgo look her up on my following list I don't care she's amazing like amazing she's a mother she'sfit as fuck like but I'm just kind of it's getting kind of annoying because I'm likeyeah it's very one note now to me like when I follow it but yeah social media it's just a it's
15:30a mind it's a mind game one day you're into someone the next day you're out and it's itcould be this dump for the dumbest reason like they're clinking noises they make okay so we'vegot um uh noah beck tiktoker baywatch what's he on baywatch he's like he was the big the big the umyou guys know who noah beck is hot boy on tiktok in 2020 that popped off with thethe hype house the sway house i don't know bryce hall was they were friends um his sister's gettinginto some shit. That's crazy. Um, summer house drama. I think we'll put, put it to bed afterthis episode. I covered it last week. Um, Oh, and then, uh, speaking of insufferable influencers,something insufferable and influencer posted. And, um, I have thoughts. Um, my thoughts is
16:32that she should be working. She should not be on camera and she should be working in a call center.we'll get to it so uh let's just do the plugs please hit that subscribe button wherever you'relistening right now i'm on apple spotify google podcast stitcher breaker overcast wherever youlisten to podcasts please hit that subscribe button and review the show five stars whileyou're there follow me on instagram and tiktok at jacqueline monroe subscribe to my youtube thisis a video and audio podcast hi youtube if you're on youtube right now subscribe to my youtubechannel. And finally, if you want to support the show, patreon.com slash TJMS, patreon.comslash TJMS. It's $5 a month. Go check it out. Patreon.com slash TJMS. All right.
17:20I had a fat bitch lunch for the first time in a while.We talked about grocery shopping last week and how I haven't been to the grocery storein like over two months. Okay. And I've been, I've been, uh, Amazon grocery delivering every weekand I feel like a fat lazy piece of shit, but at heart I am a true American and sometimes Iindulge in the convenience offerings out there. The, the, the convenience, the apps that offerconvenience. Okay. Time is money. Now we can save time. Why haul all these beverages? Likewhenever I have to do, okay. The issue I have with groceries isn't normal grocery stuff. It'sthe drink groceries. I have to haul like the boxes and boxes of drinks. That's where I'm like,
18:15fuck, you know, it's just like a whole thing. And I have to fill up an entire cart becauseI like to do, I bulk buy drinks. So that way I don't do it as often. So that's kind of a,that's kind of a bitch. I'd rather have an Amazon deliver to it for me and stack it up my front,front steps. Anyways. Um, I had a fat bitch lunch because we are down to the wire. We are bare.The fridge is bare. We are, I mean, all I have. Okay. So it's so bad. Like it's time to getgroceries and I haven't sat down to order my, to get the delivery, uh, the grocery delivery.I just haven't taken the time to sit down and do it. And so like last night I was going to do itand then it didn't happen. So then it didn't show up this morning. So there's still no food in the
19:01house. And then it's like, I didn't go to the grocery store today cause I'm podcasting andthat, so it's not going to happen today, which means that we're going to have to door dash dinnertonight or go out to dinner or cause yeah. Um, you guys, I had, so I'm kind of in a coma rightnow. So what we're, we're, what we're, what we're getting to, and this is life updates. Hi, welcomeback to, welcome back to the podcast. We do life updates and we do news and then we get the fuckout of here. I'm opening a diet Pepsi or no, no, no. Last week I broke my nail when I did this.I'm being careful. Oh no. I'm going to break the metal tab. Like I'm literally going to break themetal tab off. Wait, hold on. Oh my God. Why can't I do it? Okay. I got it. I got it. This is a,
19:50actually it's a Pepsi zero wild cherry.That's a religious experience. If you haven't had it before, highly recommend.that's like drinking, drinking water for the first time. I am a Pepsi convert in 2026 becauseof the super bowl, honestly. And then the post super bowl podcast ads everyone's doing aboutPepsi. The way people are talking about Pepsi is making me like horny for Pepsi. Like I'm like,wait a minute. I grew up drinking diet Pepsi lime. Every time I went to my grandparents' house outof their garage fridge, every single, every single time I went to their house growing up,it was the diet pepsi lime out of the garage fridge when we were hanging out at their house
20:39and I forgot about pepsi and usually like when I'm out at an establishment and they don't docoke products they just do pepsi and they're like is diet pepsi okay it never hits because it comesout of a the spigot it comes out of the spigot at the the bar or whatever what do you call thatthe fat, the soda dispenser into a, a cup with way too much ice. So it's like wateryand shitty little straw. Like it doesn't, I like a can. Okay. I like a can. I'll drink diet Cokeout of the spigot like that on ice. It hits, it hits the, like, that's when,okay. How do I like diet Coke? The best canspigot.
21:24the the the plastic bottles lost the last option right but um can spigot plastic bottle same withdiet pepsi except i like diet pepsi out of the can i do not like it out of the spigotwhat do you call that the dispenser thing anyways so i'm usually kind of like so for the longesttime i've been whatever about diet pepsi because whenever i have it at these restaurants that don'tserve Coke. I'm like, well, it's not diet Coke. It doesn't taste as good. Oh no. Now I'm, I'm likeexcited to get diet Pepsi when I'm out. Cause I'm like, wait, all these people, the way they'vebeen talking about on their podcasts and advertising like Pepsi products. I'm like, wait,it makes me, it makes it taste better. Like it actually makes it taste better. And the
22:12Superbowl commercial about Pepsi, I think, well, I forget what it was, but they really tried to,they really, yeah, it worked on me. So, um, that's what we're drinking today. Um,back to my fat bitch lunch. We're out of groceries. It's time. All we have is snacksand condiments and eggs. We already had eggs this morning, you know, like I already,I already had eggs. So it's like, I'm not going to make eggs for breakfast lunch.like this is the thing we're so blessed we even have this in our fridge and we haveI mean I have gulf shrimp I have wild gulf shrimp I just rememberedin my freezer I could have they're too gamey the thing is is the reason why I didn't I don't
23:02I'm avoiding making them is because the one time I made them we have like a half a bag left ofthese frozen, frozen wild Gulf shrimp. The reason why I haven't making them is because they kind of,they taste too gamey. So I didn't reach for that. I already, I already had a protein shake thismorning, so I didn't want to get, pull out the protein powder again. So I'm like, okay, I havebaby carrots, all the condiments in the world, eggs, a jar of Grillo's pickles, peanut butter,jelly I guess that's part of the condiment and then crackers popcorn chips oatmeal I alreadyhad oatmeal this morning I had that with egg whites so I already did so I already did theoatmeal like frozen blueberries frozen veggies I really want like the thing is is whenever I go to
23:52eat I want protein right like I want the main thing to be protein I didn't have any optionsother than the eggs and the stupid Gulf shrimp that I hate that are just Corey love them. AndI'm like, we are not the same. Like it was just like two fish, like not fishy, but two, like,I don't know. Um, so I ate you guys my, so before this podcast, the reason why I'm in a coma doingthe show right now in the afternoon, which I never record this late is because I had a halfof block of wine soaked cheese you've probably had it at the it's you've probably had it beforeit's from the grocery store cheese section um what am I saying you guys I had a half a blockof wine soaked cheese and rosemary crackers with kalamata olives on top I put it on I put it on a
24:44paper towel on my counter and I layered so I did like 12 crackers 12 pieces of the cheeselike this would fill a plate but I did it on a paper towel so think of like an entiretwo paper towel you know how they're um you can tear them apart like twopaper towels together boom it's like a plate size tons of crackers like 12the cheese and then a Kalamata olive on top of that. And I ate that one by oneover this, over the counter. Okay. I didn't even sit down.And I knew I was like, I need to record my podcast, but I'm really hungry, hungry right now.So I need to, I need to eat this. I did a hard cardio workout this morning and I haven't been
25:29doing cardio in a while. So I felt wiped out. Okay. I felt hungry, wiped out. Likewhenever I do cardio and then I, when I haven't done it in a while, it makes me tired,especially midday. And this was around like noon. And so, um, I'm eating the cheese andcrackers with the olives. And then I'm like, yeah, I'm going to need a sweet treat. I'm goingto need a sweet after this salt. I'm going to need the sweet. I go in my pantry and I gethalf eaten bag of Tate's Tate's chocolate chip cookies. They're kind of, I don't like crunchycookies but these ones are crunchy and I I was I actually kind of fuck with these so I had umoh my god this is so fat and you guys the thing is is like this is why I know I heal from my
26:15eating disorder because like I for real and I was telling Corey this the other night I'm likewait a minute I have not had a bad like binging moment and I can't even remember like probablylike since probably like seven years. Like I haven't felt that feeling of like, I can't stopbecause sometimes when I, when I didn't have food back in the day, like, and I just had snacks likeI did today, I would have no off switch because I'm not getting the food. I like, I'm not havinga normal like protein, like carb, like a normal balanced meal. So I'm just scrounging. And thenthe scrounging turns into like, now I'm doing flavor combinations and now I'm doing texturecombinations. And now I'm just like, like I did today, opening a can of frosting and slathering
27:02it on the chocolate chip cookies. So then it's like, okay, I wanted this sweet. I get the chocolate,the tape's half eaten bag of chocolate chip cookies. I laid two, um, the chocolate chipcookies on the paper towel that was kind of soaked with olive juice. So then I was like,wait a minute, these are going to kind of taste like olives. They didn't, but, um, cause thepaper towel got kind of wet from the the olive jar and I'm like wait a minute we have frostingin the fridge and it's miss jones frosting that's like organic coconut based non it's not your bettycrocker chemical the cream trees frosting it's like a healthy one so I um slathered some frostingon these two cookies over the counter. I'm scarfing them down while I'm listening to a
27:55podcast, like about the war. And like, it was like half war stuff. And then it was like halfpop culture stuff. Um, and then I had two of those and then I was like, okay, I'm good. No,I wasn't good. I needed a plain cook. Then I had a third chocolate chip cookie and justwith no frosting. And then I just like walked into my office as I ate that. So it was a veryit was a, just a bullshit. Like, what do you call that? Typical girl lunch, but it had no,there was like no meat, no like, so, um, passed out from that. I was so in a coma after I waslike, wait, I can't, I was preparing to podcast after, but I was like, wait a minute, I will notmake it through. So I need to take a nap. Immediately went and took a nap after eating
28:44that. Not good. Full of like cookies and frosting and cheese and crackers and olives. Okay. Um,and we're back. Okay. And then we got up and then we pressed record. So, um,I feel like I need a sound effect. No, I don't know. At the beach. Oh Jesus.haven't used that one in a while. Fat bitch summer at the beach. Okay. If anyone doesn'tknow, wait, is Justin Bieber performing this weekend? Coachella is this weekend. The mastersis this weekend. Uh, yeah. Is Justin Bieber playing this this weekend? Wait, I think it'shim first right no Justin Bieber's April wait okay yeah he's on Saturdayhe's on Saturday and then he's oh wait he's both weekends April 11th and 18th so yeah
29:48I have extreme FOMO like that would be I don't know I feel like the setting though I don't knowif I'd want to be at Coachella to see him I don't know if it'd be like the best I would want to bein an arena. Yeah. I feel like I'd want to be in an arena with like better acoustics. I don't knowhow the acoustic I've never been to Coachella. Um, so yeah, let me set the scene. I did the food.I did the lunch. Okay. So that's the state of the, that's the state of your host carrying you on,carrying you along today, carrying this ship along. Um, we're full and we're fed. We werenapped and, um, yeah, I'm not even going to tell you the lip gloss and the powder. Like what youguys, it's like, why do we even do that? But I am going to powder a little bit. How are you? I hope
30:45you're having a nice April. I hope you're yeah. Good and healthy and happy. AndI hope you have no stress. If you do just knowyou're not dead. So it's like, it's only going up from here.That's a thing. Likewhen I'm, when I've been at my worst, so funny, I'm going to, I'm going to connect this to Trump,uh, potentially nuking. I don't know why I'm laughing. Yeah. When I've been at my worst,like the perspective I have, like when I'm at my rock is to rock bottoms, I just like tellmyself, wait a minute, I'm not dead. Like I'm, I'm not so like, why do I, I'm going to live to
31:38see another day. I, who cares? Like, I just kind of get, um, whatever about it. Cause I'm, I'malmost like giving up. I'm just like, whatever. Like you almost, um, yeah. So you'll get throughwhatever you're going through. If you're going through something right now. Um, yeah. One of my,um, hardest times in my life was actually around this time. Not one of, I mean, looking back,I'm like, it was so stupid, but coach, I have like Coachella PTSD from a long time ago. AndI remember not, I mean, was it during this podcast? I think I was still podcasting at thetime, but yeah, I went through something really hard during April. And at the time it was likethe biggest thing in my life. Like, Oh my God, everything's like the, I, you know, it's the
32:25worst thing ever and then it you get you get through it and then but yeah when it when you'reat the time you're going through it it's so hard to have perspective and to see the light and butyeah so it's like the thing i was gonna say about trump is thatwhen i've been at the okay this is how this is the this is what it's giving this is what thetweet he's he tweeted is giving okay like a whole civilization will die tonightis like when you're in a crazy argument where you're screaming and yelling and you're disagreeingand they're the other person fucking hates your guts and or like no they love you because it'slike family usually it's like a fan usually when i'm in the heat of usually when i'm fighting
33:17the hardest it's with a family member. It's not with like a friend. Okay. But, um, they reallydeep down love you, but you're like going so hard. You're screaming, you're yelling. And like,when I have been in these situations, okay. Like the, the, you get to the, you get to the pointwhere I have felt so crazy in these fights. Like so crazy. Like my brain is like, I'm beinggaslit. I'm being manipulated. Like they're making me feel crazy. I don't know who I am.They're making me feel like, I don't know who I am, like what's real and what's not.And I'm confused because I feel like I didn't do anything and they're making such a big dealabout it. And it's like, I'm feeling psychotic. And then I feel like they think I'm manic. And
34:05then they're telling me like, check yourself into a psych ward. Like you are crazy. And then it getsthis level. And then I'm like, I'm going to kill myself. And then once you say something like that,it's like it shuts them the fuck up and then it makes them like empathetic and like oh we're sosorry like oh like then then it gets real because they're like wait a minute whoa so it's almostlike Trump saying this is like a whole civilization will die tonight never to be brought back againit's like his it's like when you're in it's like when you say like I'm gonna kill myselfto just to get just to wake the other party up and just to make them like oh wait wait he'sactually serious you know what I mean so I know that's like so fucked up but sometimes I've been
34:51like so not depressed but just like overwhelmed with emotion I think is the word it's you'reoverwhelmed with so much emotion you feel crazy you just have nothing left to give you just hatethe situation you and you almost get like this numbness feeling where you're like I just wantto float away like I would never kill myself but like you feel like I don't want to be here likeyou're just like oh like I don't want to feel anything anymore because you're feeling so muchyou're just like I what would it be like to not feel any of this and that's when you say thingsyou don't mean like, so, uh, yeah, that's what this is reminding me of. It's like Iran's like,Oh, he's serious now. Like we're going to find out tonight at 8 PM. It's going to be insane.
35:53Okay. I mean, does this mean he's just going to like, he's going to flatten. I know he saidthey're going to flatten all their bridges and all of their war materials and like theinfrastructure, infrastructure, which I feel like they've already kind of been doing. I don't knowguys, it's such a fucking shit show. So last night we watched the national championship,uh, the NCAA men's basketball championship, uh, UConn versus Michigan. And my heart was withUConn because I like the coach. I don't know. I like his vibe. He has such a basketball coachvibe. I think his name is Dan. So we watched that ordered Chipotle or no Corey got, this is thething. This is the thing. We had no food. Okay. And I told him yesterday what I ate. It was similar
36:53to what I ate today. I've been going, I've been going on, I've been eating, I've been eating likea squirrel squirrel for a couple of days now because the groceries have been, um, they wereout of groceries. Right. So I was like telling him what I ate yesterday. And, um, I guess he hadlike a bigger lunch. He's like, I'm not really hungry, whatever. And I'm sitting there and I'mlike, we keep ordering DoorDash. Like we keep doing it. I mentioned this last week. Like we'vebeen ordering a lot of DoorDash and grocery delivery. It's been really bad. And it's justa phase of life we're in right now. Okay. It's a season of time. It's just like, it is what it is.Okay. Um, and I had like, what did I even eat yesterday? It was some bullshit, like fat bitch
37:40lunch. Like I had to, it was just like squirrel food crackers. And like, I don't know, did I haveany leftovers? I don't even think I had leftovers from anything. So it was just a rough day in termsof like getting the proper nutrients in my body. And I'm sitting there at national championshipson, and it's already started. It's like halfway through the first half. And I'm like, should weorder food and he's like I'm not really hungry and then he knew he's like oh oh like you'relike oh I see like you need food like you're hungry what do you want and I'm like Chipotlehe's like okay I'll go get that for you right now and I'm like his brain sometimes I'm likelike for example we were out of paper towels we have this entire like Amazon list for our
38:31household like anytime something's out you just go to the list and immediately click it it'll showup the next day. Like it's one of those things. It's like, okay, it's, it's efficient. It'sconvenient. Why walk into home Depot and get the paper towels? Cause that's where we get them.Um, like why make the trip? He loves to make a trip. So he gets, so, uh, the other day he gotthe paper towels. He comes home from work. We're out of paper towels, immediately turned aroundand goes and goes to home Depot and gets them. I'm thinking, Oh, just press the button on Amazon.That's such a like wife thing to do. I don't know. That's like how the wives work. We're likeAmazon everything. Okay. Um, he's like, go out, like go conquer the store, go into the wild
39:12spear, the paper towel roll, take it back home to your family, present it to your,your wife. Okay. Um, but yesterday he, during the first half and he was really invested,invested into this game. Cause I don't know if he had money on the line. I mean, like what hehad some bet where like if i don't really know but he went and got chipotle so we had chipotlelast night we watched the national championship um really nice of him to do that uh he got himselfa bowl too he's like i'm not hungry and then of course gets himself when did they stop making thelime the lime chips does chipotle not make the lime chips anymore the hint of limebecause that's why that's why i love chipotle because when you would eat
40:03your breedable with the chip it was kind of a lime tinge yeah the chips the chips last nightwere not good um so oh yeah it was easter life update it was easter um you guys i madespeaking of food i feel like this is a really food heavy episode but umUm, uh, sorry. I'm just like reflecting on this time last year, how I was like heavily,um, abusing my GLP-1 medication. I'm not even heavily abusing. I'm just joking when I say that,but I was like deep in my GLP one era. Okay. And we weren't really talking about food like this,but like I'm back. Okay. Like appetite is back. We're eating, we're fueling, we'relarge and in charge. It is what it is. Fat bitch summer is coming upon is, is coming upon us. And,
41:07um, I made cinnamon rolls back to Easter Sunday. Corey went to Palm Springs for a night to golf.with his buddies out there. And, um, he literally just went for, yeah, one night and then EasterSunday morning. Usually I'd be going to church back in the day. Actually we would go the nightbefore you guys, my mom sent me some videos from our Catholic church. I grew up going to,and it's like, like the vibes are different. I don't know what's going on in the Catholic church,but like maybe they're just re not rebranding but it just seemed like like it was a three-hour masson Easter Eve the night before Easter um it was a three-hour mass and she sent me a video andthere was a lot of fire there were multiple priests like it was it's usually like one
42:10priest I guess there's like a deacon there's like a deacon maybe there are a couple deaconsthat sit next to the priest I don't know and then the priest and then yeah it was like multiplepriests fire and then the lights in the church were off it's kind of like dark energy like itjust like the vibe was different I don't know they were like outside in the dark I know likeduring Easter there's like burning of no we would do palm palm palm Sunday we would burnthe only fire I remember from my Catholic school days and going to Catholic church wasthey would burn the palms for Ash Wednesday. But yeah, people were gathered around with candlesand there was a fire and there was priests around the fire. And I'm like, what's going on
43:03in the fire? So usually I'd be going to church on Easter, on Easter Sunday. This time I was,I woke up, um, alone. Okay. Woke up alone. My husband was golf or he was on the way home fromgolfing. And, um, I made cinnamon rolls. I made cinnamon rolls and they were the bestcinnamon rolls I've ever, I legitimately could open a bakery. I think the key to life isit's like, yes, it's good to have passions, but like, you need to know what you're good at.And that's what you should focus on doing and like i'm very good at baking likeNaturally, like it comes so easy to me. Like i'm just so good at it anytime. I make anything for anyoneOr bake anything for anyone
43:49EveryoneTakes a bite and then immediately says holy fuck. This is the best thing i've ever put in my mouth100% of the time. That's what they sayandI don't know if you've ever been to someone's house and they're like I make cookies or like I make cupcakes orlike, I made, I made popcorn balls and you eat it. And it's like, it's like, okay. You know,it's like, ah, it's a little dry. Not when you come to my house. Okay. It's gonna, you're gonnaleave. You're gonna, it's like, I get, I'm pissed how good they are. I, we could not stop eating
44:28them. Like it was to the point where, okay. On Monday I had three for lunch. Cause again,we didn't have groceries. Okay. That was my fat bitch Monday lunch. I had three cinnamon rollsfor lunch. And, um, uh, this is so bad. And there were two left and it was, it was the type of thingwhere I was like with the fork in the pan, like kind of like scraping at the other two, likeafter I ate the three and I was like, no, no, no, these are going in the garbage now. And Coreycalled me, he said, throw them away, like throw them away. Um, so yeah, I made cinnamon rolls.we watched, what did we do on Sunday? I didn't really do anything on Easter. I think we justkicked it at the house. Um, Oh, I told the girl off at the gym.
45:13Yeah. Like, you know, no one is safe. If I'm in the gym, you're not,you're not in a safe place. That's the thing. Like I, and I own it. I'm like, Hey, you know what?First of all, something I'm overcoming is people pleasing, right? Like I'm always,I always take the high road. I'm overly nice and sweetie pie, right? We've talked about this amillion times on the show. I am in my cunt era. Okay. Like my call a bitch out era. I'm embracingthe fact that, and this might sound like, Hey, who hurt you? Right? Like, I think this is actuallysome deep trauma that I need to work out. I think it's because I was bullied. Okay. I think this isme at the ripe age of what am I 31 like like this is how I'm working through the fact I was bullied
46:05okay I'm now becoming the bully the student becomes the teacher what is the phrase I'mlooking for it's like I am exercising what people exercised on me and I'm getting evenbut really it's not even I'm not even being a bully what I'm being is I'm being a pill okayI'm being a Karen I'm being a little extra a little bossy a little like who hurt youyou know I know how I'm coming across but the thing is is I'm exercising mythe fact that you it's okay to not like everyone it's okay to get vibes from people you see inpublic that are around you and just off of vibes like not like them it's okay to have it's likeokay to have enemies it's okay to not like people who says we have to like everyone obviously you
47:05should be kind to everyone it's not like I wasn't being nice I'm really not being mean I'm justbeing direct. The word is I'm exercising being direct and confrontational in a diplomatic way.Okay. Because the thing that we've addressed on the show, and this is part of the things we hatelist. I have a running list of things we love and hate on the show. If you're, if you're a newfollower or new subscriber, I'm always adding to the list. But one thing we do not stand foron this show is filming people at the gym without their consent and justroping the whole gym into your content. Okay. Um, especially when you're blatantly doing it'slike there, I understand like in the background, like at a distance, their backs turned, but when
47:52it's like they're standing next to you and you're filming yourself. Okay. That's there's a taste.I just think it's tacky right you have no class you literally yeah you have no classum you don't care you're self-absorbed as fuck and it's obnoxious sothe other day I'm doing my hip thrust machine and these two women come ingod bless them you know they're working out too on a Sunday was it on Easter no it was on a Saturdaythis is on this this is on Saturday yeah and I'm like doing my hip thrust and there's a cell phonelike over me like filming I'm like there is a phone in my fucking face like and I lost my shitand I get activated okay if you're filming me at the gym without my consent I'm activated
48:53my cortisol is raised i'm in fight or flight and i'm going to come two inches in front of your faceand tell you to stop filming me okay that's why i'm at the gym and again no one is safe if i'mi'm gonna be a pill if i walk into your gym i'm gonna be a pill it's okay okay put the camera downget to work work out put the camera down and shut the fuck up okayso um people are like don't go to a gym if you don't want to be filmedthere's surveillance video of you I'm like shut the fuck up um there's a way to be tasteful andcourteous about it right and I've talked about this a million times I feel like I'm repeatingmyself but anyways I catch the I catch the camera like directly filming me and she's doing like an
49:43RDL or something and the other her friends filming it and I know I'm in the backgroundI'm just like pissed I'm just like dude come on man like come on so I I get I get it I pull myheadphones off I'm like I catch it and I get up and I'm like um like yeah I just and I was breathinghard because I was doing a heavy hip thrust and I was like oh no no I'm like stop filming me Idon't want to be in your video and she's like oh no no you're not in it you're not in it and I'mlike, let me see. And she shows me the video and I'm like right in, I'm like featured in the videoand I'm like, Oh no, please delete that. Like, I don't want to be in your, in your content. Thankyou. Like, that's all I say. I'm really like, I'm not like crazy about it, but they're, they're so
50:29like, anytime I do it, cause I've done it a handful of times now, they're so like on theirheels, like, Oh shit. Like, I'm so sorry. Like they get like really, they're like, they feelbad about it. And I'm trying to like wake this awake, these wake these hoes up to the fact thatyou're weird. Like you're weird. It's so like people don't, I don't think they realize theyhave no etiquette. They have no consideration for others. Like people's brains are just,they've turned a mush because of the phones and it's a, it's a, it's a problem. And I'm tryingI'm trying to course correct and you know have some fucking class that's a that's something myfamily was big on growing up have some class
51:10I know I'm talking like a truck driver and it's not very classy but you guyslook at the vibes look at the face look at the nails look at the hairLook at my big tits. I got them. I whipped them out today for, for the show. I'm kidding.Nothing about my big tits is classy. Like, is it classy? It gets to the point where it's like,there's a fine line between,it's tough. I will say as a member of the, the, um,what is it the fed the bimbofication what is the big titty committee calledthat christy numb's husband's into
52:06the bimbofication subculture that i'm involved in i'm not involved in i just have you guys whateverum it's really difficult to dress because there's like there's a fine line between like it's soit can look really tacky quickly if you're not careful with how you display yourgoods okay and so I'm always like thinking about that and it's it's actually annoying becauseyeah getting dressed is is 10 times harder now than it was when because like when you don'thave boobs like when I first started on this journey this um I've never talked about my titsso much on a show. Um, this, I was going to say sex change journey. What is the change? This, uh,blow up doll journey. When I, when I first started, so like when you have like the,
53:06I always thought it was hard to get dressed and I, because I couldn't fill out any tops,right? Like I was like, Oh, I can't fill out anything. That's why I was like, I want boobsbecause it's like annoying. And I just always wanted to feel like confident in a bikini andlike, you know, and then it gets, now I'm on the other side of it where I'm like, notops fit me. And it's a, it's really hard to, it's really hard to shop. A lot of cutetops that girls wear. I can't, I simply can't wear because like I can't leave the housein them. Um, it's just even like swimsuits are so tough to swimsuits are really tough.I kind of have to wear the um like if I'm trying to be respect respectful if I'm in if I'm in like
53:58at a community gathering in a swimsuit and I'm not at my friend's house in their hot tub youknow anything like I don't care in that setting it's like whatever I kind of have to wear notmatronly bikinis but like I need a lot of like coverage and it kind of I don't know ruins thevibe. Cause I feel like with bikinis, less is more like it looks better to have a smaller bikinithan a bigger bikini. But, um, not in my case, sometimes it's like, yeah, pick me, choose me,love me, pay attention to me and my looks and my body. It's all I'm good for. And it's all I wantpeople to know me for is my big guys. I love podcasting. Like I'm having so much fun rightOkay. So I told her to check off. Okay. I went to Nordstrom. You guys, you know how I love going
54:50to the Goodwill. I'm always like, after this podcast, I'm going to go thrift shopping.I'm going to go to TJ Maxx. I'm going to go to HomeGoods. I'm going to go to the Goodwilland I'm going to go to Trader Joe's. Like that's my, Oh, and, and Starbucks. AndI'm going to get a car wash, get my nails done. What's like my perfect day.Yeah. Okay. So I realized last Saturday when Corey was in Palm Springs, I was like,Okay, I have a me day ahead of me the me day. It's a saturdayI do this every week every weekend whether he's here or notLike I go out and I run errands, which is basically I go shopping
55:22And I realized last saturday. I'm like, wait a minuteTJ max hasn't been hitting lately like the goodwill hasn't really been hitting lately like wait a minuteI have I can just go to the mallLike I can go to nordstrom. I can go shopping. I can go to an actualdepartment store I'm within a quick drive to one like I can easily go and like why don't I everthink to do that so I got my little car and I drove to Nordstrom and I went to Skims and I gotSkims PJs so life update I have Skims PJs now and um yeah I literally it was like I'm the thing isI have, um, control issues or what do you call it? Um, I have, I just learned this new term. It's
56:14not, it's called like decision-making OCD where you have to consider every option. It's when youlike overly research something before you buy, because you're trying to feel some sort of likesafety and control like you there's a term for it it's like it's like over umit's like being an overthinker but with decision making it's likeyou oh it's like research OCD I think is what it's called I don't know there's always a termfor everything but um it's kind of like the thing is too it's kind of like when I do my groceryshopping order it's sometimes it's like hey just press send to the house now but like I'll overthinkevery single item I bought. And I'll be like, wait a minute, is there a different type of peanut
57:02butter that I actually like better that I should look for instead? And then I'll like delete theone from my cart and then go and look for, you know what I mean? I'm like overanalyzing my everydecision. And so with being in the laundry, in the skims, lingerie, like PJ section of Nordstrom,I'm like walking around so much, looking at every item, analyzing every single option.and there was like six employees that are like are you doing okay and they kept like coming backto me and I'm like I'm not stealing like I was there for probably an hour and a halfbrowsing never tried anything on I would like put something on my like arm to buy and then Irealized like wait I actually like actually want this other one instead and then I'm like look at
57:52the other one like swap switch things out so it was it was obnoxious but yeah love Nordstrom lovegoing to the mall every now and then like it's a it's like um it's kind of like going to themovies like if you go to the movies too much it doesn't it just it doesn't hit as hard like ityou know what I mean you have to kind of space that out um so excited for the devil wearsPrada too. We on May 1st, we are reclining our fucking feet to the Devil Wears Prada at ourlocal Cineopolis, whatever we go to our local, uh, movie theater. And I'm going to fulfill myhusband's dream of seeing the Devil Wears Prada too, because this man's favorite movie is theDevil Wears Prada. He's like, don't ever tell anyone that. I just told the world. Okay, honey,
58:44everyone knows like he loves that movie and i i feel like it's just such a perfect moviethe pacing the writing the that's the thing with a lot of the a lot of the best like for examplethe pirates of the caribbean i think i need to write this down on the things we love listis a perfect movie through and through it's a perfectly like every single scene in that moviethe script every the way everything connects is so perfect and the reason why like I feel like Iliked older movies I like older movies is because they're something about their pace is better andnow every movie you watch like the biggest thing happens first and then they like go back in timebecause they or they do like a huge action scene first because now they have all this information
59:34about people's attention and like during a movie and like I feel like it ruins it I feel like yeahthe way they write things now is different but back to the department store I went to Skims orI went to Nordstrom and then I was like wait there's other stores at this mall I could go toand then I was getting too tired like I was like wait a minute I can't go into the mall allafternoon is a lot like you need you need to get lunch and you need tobut man the women's bathroom on a Saturday it was like 1 p.m oh my godthe women's lounge excuse me the Nordstrom women's loungethere's just nothing nothing pleasant about a women's the smell of a women's bathroom on a
01:00:21Saturday anytime like I mean it's just it's always like a line there's just a lot of likejust grosses me out. So former, former secretary. Oh, let's do thetime for the news. Okay. So former secretary of homeland security, Christine Numb's husband,byron god bless byron heallegedly bankrolled a model's lavish lifestyle and boob job in bimbo bride quest okay believehe said he's falling in love with her over a message there's tons of messages um exchangedguys this is really i mean i'm just thinking like i know christine already said that we'redevastated i mean this is such a it's like when chris jenner found out her husband bruce wanted
01:01:27to be a woman you know this is like a tough thing to face um it's just a very non-traditional nonum I then a piece of me is like I wonder if she knew this like I wonder I wonder ifis this some sort of like humiliation ritual they're doing because did she she like stole abunch of money for a campaign I I don't know I I feel like what are like did they already knowabout this and they're they're trying to drop it they're dropping it now to just reallygive her the the finger i don't i don't know but i'm gonna edit out all of thesenoises i'm making sorry so christy gnome's cross-dressing husband bychristy gnome's cross-dressing husband byron allegedly bankrolled a barbie doll fetish
01:02:24model's lavish lifestyle and paid for an even bigger boob job in a quest to make herhis bimbo bride. OnlyFans model Nicole Ricogno, 47, claimed in a bombshell interview with theDaily Mail on Tuesday that Noam also repeatedly professed his love for her and offered to marryher just days after his wife was fired as Homeland Security Secretary.I seem to be falling in love with you. I do love you, the dad of three allegedly wrote.in a March 10 message as he offered up cash to enlarge her 38N breasts even more.Okay. I fucking want to pay it because you're the one that I love.I would love to marry you, Noam told her.
01:03:22Ricogna, who lives in Las Vegas, claims she started interacting with Noam back in 2020when he first subscribed to her OnlyFans page under the pseudonym Jason from Chicago.At the height of their arrangement, which only cooled off last month,Recogno claims Noam was paying her $1,500 a month.He also allegedly helped pay off her credit card and showered her with lavish gifts,including designer bags and shoes.the arrangement the arrangement was he okay this is a quote the arrangement was he get all myvideos for $1,500 every month oh I need to talk like her no every month to help me pay half my
01:04:09rent she told the outlet she's she's a very smart woman like this is a smart woman he would neversay to me the the acting dumb the being acting like a bimbo is part of it's like part of it'san act okay he would never say no to me he would pay for my fillers my botox whenever i was notlooking like a hot bimbo he would give me money there's a picture of him with his he like youguys have seen the picture he's got like the nude crop top with is it a bodysuitwith the big balloon tits the nipples they're kind of they're not pointing they're not verysymmetrical which i don't know um he needs a new search ricogno claims that gnome repeatedly laidlaid bare his fetishes over the years including telling her that he wants to be a bimbo like me
01:05:07byron was addicted to my bombshell barbie curves enormous breastsshe said adding that he admitted to owning a pink thong we're gonna get into the psychologyof this because i i'm i am fascinated by it because i and i'm not trying to i don't wantto be insensitive but like it's a as a woman who or just any anyone listening right now it's likesomething it's hard to like imagine because when you see him and how he presents as a man it'shard to understand the psychology of like why he would that's what fetishes are crazy though likeyou never know what people are into like you really don't so he owned a pink thong okayriccogno said she eventually realized gnome's real identity last june after spotting his real
01:06:02name on paypal payments made on her card oh shit still their arrangement continued their lastmessage on march 23rd just two weeks before the daily daily mail exposed gnomes cross-dressingdouble life on the bimbo the bimbofication fetish scene one of their final messagesricogno said gnome said miss you would love would so love to date youshe's 38 ends i think i think he wanted her to get 3 000 ccsi wonder who her surgeon is what if we have the same i wonder if we have the same surgeon becausei know because of my research doing when i went in to do what i didthere are only that i found that were reputable like
01:06:52there's one in miami one in newport one in chicago maybe one in texas that specialize inextra large implants and basically what that means is that the fda doesn't approve ofyou can't after 800 cc's you can't make you can make silicone up to 800 cc'syeah. So how implants work since we're on the topic of Kristi Noem's husband's tits,how implants work is that, or Kristi Noem's, excuse me, since we're on the topic of KristiNoem's husband's big tit fetish. Okay. Um, the way implants work is that under 800 CCs,the FDA or whatever approves you can go up you can go silicone up to 800 cc's after thatit has to be saline so you can't you don't make silicone implants that are 3000 cc's you make
01:07:54you overfill an 800 cc implant with saline if that makes sense so you I think the biggestimplant size, like the physical shell of the implant can only be 800 cc's, but you can actuallyfill it larger than that if that makes sense. So it's like a balloon that can expand. So that'show that works. And anyways, Noam for his part hasn't yet commented on the latest claims of hissecret fetishes after the scandal broke last week his wife said via spokesperson that she wasdevastated to learn of his involvement in the bimbofication fetish community addingthat the family was blindsided by the embarrassing revelation yeahi mean let me see his let me see her tits christy gnomes christy gnomes tits
01:08:50is there a bikini pic christy gnome bikinishe's hot like i'll give it to hersee you're just not into your wife i mean it's just like you're into your wife but you'reit's just like a porn addiction thing probably it's like it stems from i don't know becausewhere do you where do you get this visual and this need to like see boobs this big like unlessyou're watching some crazy fetish porn stuff. Like that's obviously what it is. Yeah. She'sgot a nice body. I mean, she's, I wonder if she has fake boobs. Um, let's look like,yeah, anyways. Okay. So let's get into why do men cross dress or why are they into
01:09:51this bimbofication fetish stuff sobecause I was I'm curious like I'm like what is it because sometimes I read stuff and I'm likeI kind of get it but not really so many experience joy satisfaction and reduce stress from wearingfeminine clothing such as dresses makeup and lingerie stress relief and relaxation it canact as an escape from the pressure of traditional masculinity, allowing men to feel calmer and morerelaxed. So it's kind of like a meditation practice, strapping fake. If you're a manand you want to feel calm, try strapping fake tits to your chest as a meditation practice.Like I actually get this because like being a man is all about masculinity and being tough
01:10:45and hard and strong and it's like if you could just feel breasts on your chest like big breastslike that might and you like tits the thing is is so when you feel them on yourself would that justlike calm you down go touch your wife's tits but like also like put some on your own bodyI think that's what I'm picking up from this but then he liked to wear yoga pants too I'm not surebut maybe putting on yoga pants is relaxing.Oh, appreciation of fashion.A lot of men cross-dress because they're attracted to the variety colorsand softer textures available in women's clothing.
01:11:24Exploring gender identity, obviously, for some.It's a way to explore or gender bend,allowing them to connect with a more feminine side of their personality.Arousing motivation for some men cross-dressinguh is linked to sexual fetishism not though not for all psychological comfort and maybe used tocope with emotional personal or professional pressures offering a sanctuary or a way toprocess emotions so really interesting information here so i'm on this reddit called it's a subredditit's the cross-dressing subreddit and someone posted why do people cross-dress i'm trying to
01:12:03understand and someone wrote back there are so many textures to women's clothing I see them walkby my first thought is how does that outfit feel to be in then hearing the sound of heels seeingthe glint of jewel the glint off jewelry and a hair toss just makes me jealous I'm just sittinghere in boxers khaki pants and a polo why don't I get to stand out in a crowd I just want to feelspecial when I walk into a room that's deep last week we're kind of man-hating and this is not aman-hater podcast but this is making me feel like some deep empathy towards men sometimes we're sohard on men you know what I mean like we have so many expectations as women like what we expect ofthem and it's like imagine imagine and vice versa but it's different and I feel like
01:12:59our expectation is to feed fuck andshut the fuck up feed men fuck men and shut the fuck up around men and oh alsobirth their children it's kind of like all we are required of but they have likethey have a lot of experts like their expectations are what we expect of them is likekeep me afloat provide for me give me gifts build me things fix thingsbe, be hot, be funny, be charismatic, give me a massage, rub my, yeah, rub my feet.I don't know. Um, so this is just a way for men to like feel relief and, and kind of feel whatit's like to be a woman. So I do get it. My, my siblings and I kind of, we used to cross-dress
01:14:03when we were younger. When I think about it. Yeah. We were really into cross-dressing. Likewe would dress up as like male pirates, my sister and I, we would, we'd be shirtless and we drawlike chest hair on her chest and we would draw like mustaches and, um, we pack our pants withsocks. I don't know. We were doing, we were fucking weird as kids, but also we, I don't knowif, I don't know if that's like, I don't know. Um, we would always dress my brother up as a girland like we would do makeup on him and put heels on him. And we have like funny, I mean the bestblackmail pictures we have are all of my brother like in a bikini with grapefruits and bikini topum we were exploring back then we were just feeling things out and like trying because
01:14:49it's just like uh it's what kids do you're what other like how else would I dress up like a boytrying to think yeah it was kind of fun to dress up like a boywhen we were kids we would like yeah so um someone wrote for me cross-dressing is a form of artit's never really been a sexual kink thing for me i just like explore exploring feminine fashionand dolling myself up yeah there's a spectrum here so there's a forbes article the bimboficationfetish explained by experts um bimbofication involves the hyper-sexualized role play ofdumb blonde or barbie doll characters which present as uninhibited glamorized sex objectscharacter characters in the scene typically feature very large very large breasts small
01:15:47waist and clothing that emphasizes sexuality. Yeah. It's lots of pink, heavily enhanced features,long acrylic nails, platform heels, gemstones, cartoonish clothes. Yeah. SoI just think it's interesting. And again, my heart goes out to these men thatare in this community because I can only imagine I mean you have to because it's like okay withwith fetishes with kinks and stuff it's like I think for for his for her husband for ByronI think it's a sexual thing I do think it's a it's a yeah I don't think he's exploring hisgender identity or or um exploring or like looking for stress maybe I think yeah he'sstress the sexual part is a stress relief um yeah I don't think he's he's exploring
01:16:50women's fashion I don't think he's genuinely curious in that department ofthe biblification fetish community I think he's straight up like getting off to it so umhey we're all looking for sometimes you need a release okay sometimes you need a releaseAnd we all, not all of us can be relieved the same way in this world. And I think it's beautiful. Shout out to Byron Noem. Keep it up. Keep being you. Strap those tits on and don't forget to, does this, are they going to get a divorce now? Like, do you get divorced over this?if I was Kristi Noem, I would be at a surgeon's office yesterday and I'd be getting 3000 cc's.That's what I'd be doing. I would be, yeah, I'd be in, I'd be at a consultation immediatelyafter finding this. I would want to be my man, my husband's dream woman. I would be gettingmy lips injected. I'd be getting that rib car surgery. I get my, my waist removed. I'd be,
01:18:06uh, I'd go blonde. I'd lean in. I'd lean into like being my husband's fantasy girl.Or I would get a prosthetic. I would join him in his, with his, uh, prostheticboob set up. I'd walk around the house with it. I don't know. I feel like I would get in with it,get in on it with him maybe they do like maybe in the bedroom like that's they're doing stufflike that like they're she is like it's instead of a strap on she's strapping on like a it's liketits but he's doing it too and then like what do they do rub them together I don't knowI'm generally not making fun of it I'm I'm showing empathy because like Iyeah we all need a release and not everyone
01:19:03is a is a square when it comes to what's what turns them on sexually okaynot everyone cansail off into the missionary sunset once a month and call it a daywith their partner that's not that's not going to do it for a lot of people out there andthat's what makes the world colorful. That's what makes the world a beautiful place. Okay.We just went behind the moon. We just went behind the moon andnothing matters. Like the, the bimbofication, uh, fetish community,who gives a fuck? You know what I mean? Like let them live, let them live.
01:19:59Um, what else is, Oh, I kind of have, I do have this palate cleanser before we do the, um,what do you call it?the noah beck and what do i have left the artemis 2 missionguys i'm so sorry like the fucking pepsi is getting to me todaythe bubbles are getting to me i'm not drinking enough waterit's the 52 cheese and crackers with the olive with the kalamata olives and thechocolate chip cookies with frosting on them i'm a hot mess today okay it's justI'm I'm slipping you guys I'm slipping like I summer summer's around the corner
01:20:50I'm catching myself slipping and it's not cute okay so oh we also have Nancy Guthrieso this is an influencer I'm gonna do a little palate cleanser videothis is an influencer named Audrey Peters I used to fall I think I used to follow her duringlike 2020 pandemic times like I think it's kind of when she started popping off or she made a lotof content and she posted this video that basically is uh disclosing that she getsevery single meal delivered every single day she never cooksshe doesn't do grocery it's like every single meal is door dashed and in uh uber eats or whateverwhat's the other one door dash uber eats i feel like it starts with an i instacart
01:21:51no that's like the grocery one postmates she postmates everythingand I watch this video I'm immediately mad for a multitude of reasons let's watch it and thenI'll tell you why I'm mad I get every single meal delivered every single day because I amincredibly lazy mama do and I are like this so I thought I would show you guys an entire day ofdeliveries we are starting off strong with my first delivery of the day at 9 32 a.m which ismy coffee because why make it when I could have it delivered I start my day every single dayexactly the same way with a vanilla ice latte from Starbucks. This is a grande ice latte withalmond milk, two pumps of vanilla, vanilla cream, cold to them, and cinnamon. I am a basic white
01:22:33girl in Pradwa. Can I say cheers? Hits every single time. I'm going to say thisabout Audrey Peters.I have a lot to say. We're going to start off with this.she's clearly rich and loves her life she's a rich woman a rich influencer who loves her lifeshe's extremely bubbly this is she knows this is rage bait she's making this video she's yellingokay she's yelling and that that that that needs to stop but the aside from my belief thatBut she is not good looking. Unfortunately, she is in the wrong profession. She should be working in a call center. She should not be on camera. And that is very harsh, but it's the reality.Like aside from my thoughts on that, like what's shining through in this video is that she's optimistic. She loves her life. She is, she has tons of money. She loves her coffee. She loves ordering Starbucks every morning. She gets the same thing. And she's like romanticizing her life.
01:23:46like every part of this video I just know like I've watched it before but it's like she's thisis her fetish this is me or it's it gets in it's it's we're coming off of Christine I'mhusband sorry I'm using the wrong terminology this like gets her going this perks her up thismakes her happy I don't want to yuck her yums but like it is disgusting like getting every singlemeal delivered is disgusting um but let's just continue because fuck okay it's late and thenobviously i always get my favorite sandwich possibly ever the starbucks bacon gouda sandwichi am saving this for later though i'm not quite hungry yet i just want to tap it it is now lunchtime it is 1 47 p.m and i got metal lane for lunch because i'm nothing if not predictable and i got
01:24:33my favorite salad at the moment which is the la chop and then of course the chicken tendersbecause life is about balance also just realizing this is also what I eat I hate when people saythat just eat the fucking chicken tenders and don't mention balance I think I'm triggeredbecause I just had a fat bitch lunch and I didn't eat a salad but I think I'm also triggered becauselike that's like when you recover from an eating disorder and this is like weird I'm bringing itup twice in this episode I like don't talk about it anymore just like I don't talk about ADHDanymore but like you catch things that people say and how they talk about food and it pissesyou off because it's like hey let's do neutrality let's not make food a thing let's just be 100%
01:25:16neutral because the more you make it a thing the more it when you label things like good bad likeoh chicken tenders are bad salad good okay well it's all about balance it's like shut the fuckup eating a day which I didn't mean for it to be but not to sound pick me I've always tried to havea salad for lunch or dinner every single day ideally lunch gotta get a bite with mozzarellasalami and chickpea cheers it is now dinner time it is six she would do really well in the 1800ssocial media exists in the 1800s she would she just she has a very uhcolonial face is that the word it's very colonialI'm being hateful I talked shit about Amanda Batula last week and I said she's not attractive
01:26:05for enough for me to care about like if you're if you're hot I'll like I'll take notice when itcomes to the drama you're involved in that the internet is freaking out over like I'll payattention. But if you're, if you're not, if you're average looking, like I just, I'm notinvested. I just, my brain doesn't like register, like nothing lights up in my brain about you. Solike, I just don't care. Um, so I was being hateful towards her last week about her looksand I'm doubling, I'm just Audrey Peters. I apologize. You know, this is the number onething you get um shit on about and she's a beautiful person I don't know what I'm sayingthis is not my brand it is my brand I am blunt honest oh I I say my inside thoughts way too loud
01:26:59I'm just sick and tired of these fucking influencers it's disgusting this is disgustingyou're ruining society this is not respectable like this is what I'm getting to like here II'm podcasting, I'm sitting in my house. I'm like, you know, talking out of my ass aboutgossip and other people and drama and nuclear war. It's all about, you know, balance. Um,but the, these videos of, I eat everything. I order every single meal every day. It's likewhy are you filming this like why are you filming this like we need to start we need to start zoomingout and asking ourselves like the context or content like what we're watching is is not normallike this stuff is this shouldn't be normal it's so normal to film a video like this and see a
01:28:06video like this, but it's like, I get too, I spiral too much. If I, if I zoom too far out,I'm like, we're behind the moon. Like we went behind the moon. We went behind the moon.Like, and, and then the video, like, I know she like moved to a new apartment and it's likeprobably like 30 K a month in New York. I don't know where she lives. I think she lives in NewAnd it's like, people are just like disgusted by like, but it's also like there's levels to lifeand people live in different income or exist in different income brackets. And it's all relative.And it's like, well, of course that triggers you. Cause you're a, you're poor and you can't affordyour rent. And so, you know, but then someone who can live a life like that is like, Oh yes,
01:28:53girl. Yes. Queen. Like I love metal lane too. That's my favorite salad. Like, Oh my God. Likewe have the same closet and our apartments are like so similar. Like, you know, they don't,it doesn't phase them. So I think that's what social media is all about. It's like, don'twatch content that's outside of your tax bracket. Cause you're going to be pissed off. But I thinkfor me, it's like the overconsumption, obviously it's like, it needs to, needs to stop. And theyelling, like she needs to stop yelling here. Let's continue. 45 PM. And I got rooted for dinner.I am a tourist, which explains a lot of this video, but subsequently a creature of habit.So I always get the exact same thing, which is the Audrey sauce and then a bouncy box with chicken, brown rice and broccoli.
01:29:37Yes, the Audrey sauce is named after me and it's spicy just like I am.So don't get it if you don't like spicy.One of my closest friends owns Rooted and I don't just like...You're not spicy. You look like a thumb.You're in the wrong profession again.Like, please go...it's so crazy. You just have to lean into being cringe now. And the people that arethe most successful influencers and Tik Tokers, like she is, it just, they don't give a fuck.
01:30:14I think it's like, you can't have self-awareness if you're an influencer.The people that have the least amount of self-awareness are the most successful influencers.That's what it is.Because if you, oh yeah.Let me continue, sorry.Because she's one of my closest friends.It is delicious and you should supporta small female owned business, but cheers.
01:30:45Lily, every single time you nail it.As soon as I finished filming that,I loaded up my cart at Pinkberrybecause we don't skip dessert.Okay, our tits are pissing me off.They're way too, they're just nips are outand they're too small and I'm pissed off.That's another thing. When you get a boob job, I'm being hateful again. You see other people
01:31:03with no tits and you're just like, get a boob job. Like someone like her, like if you're notrocking the department, this department up here, down here, it's, you got to rock the face andbelow department. That needs to, you need to look smacks that if you can't look smacks the face,looks max the body, get your tits done and get a BBL or didn't delete this episode. I think thisis like worth a cancellation, a campaign to get me, get me off the internet. I'm going to be the,the who hurt you girl. Like you're, you're a hater. You're mean for no reason.Okay. So Nancy Guthrie, this is the, this is what the update is on Nancy Guthrie. Savannah'sback on the today show. Savannah Guthrie is back on the today show. She's leaning into joy. And
01:32:10then yesterday, like, I think that's her new thing. Like you can't, you it's like, you can takemy mom, but you can't take my joy or something like that. Um, which it's, it's, this is soawful like and so confusing and but the latest is there were two notes two ransom notes sent to tmzone the first one said she's dead the other one was like we've seen her in sonora mexicoand it's like and apparently allegedly these were sent from a sourcethat was the same source or that would um as the other ransom notes something like thatso I don't know how I don't feel like these are credible and at this pointI don't know what we're gonna find I feel like if we're gonna find anything out it's gonna be like
01:33:11years from now. I don't think she's alive. I don't. Yeah, I don't think she's alive.I don't. If the family's involved, like let's say the family, someone in the family killedher. I think, are you Savannah Guthrie aware of, I mean, some people think the family knowswhat happened. You know, and if you're Savannah Guthrie, if your sister-in-law or your brotheror your sister or your brother-in-law was involved and in her, I don't know, that'sinsane to think about, but usually in murder cases, it's the people closest to the personthat does it statistically. So it's, you can't rule it out. You know what I mean?so then is Savannah Guthrie gonna be
01:34:09is that just gonna be her secretbut then it's like then they're on because here's the thing if likeif if those siblings would confess to something like that the sibling ifand then you live with that I don't know I'm just speculating umit's not like you turn them in but like because then you'reI don't know. It's your sister.Do you cover for her for the rest of your life and just move on?I'm just, if that's, if they were the ones involved in her murder.
01:34:50But it could just be a basic, like,robbery gone bad.Old woman gets killed.There's no trace of anything and no suspects and no...and she's she's been discarded so you know what I mean likeI kind of feel like it's that my gut feeling is that which is awfulbut there's a lot of there's a lot of fuck shit with the the investigationand some things that happened early on
01:35:28um like allegedly the investigators weren't evenmurder. They weren't even, um, they've like never investigated a murder before or something likethat. I'm not quite sure. Um, so yeah, that's, that's the latest on Savannah Guthrie. Um, butyeah, like why is TMZ the FBI now? Like why are, why is TMZ the source ofinformation when it comes to Nancy Guthrie. It's so, it's like, honestly, they're,they're, their credibility is, um,the FBI is, or they're just as credible as the FBI at this point, let's be honest. Um,Um, okay. So the Artemis two mission is not complete, but I believe they, they went behind
01:36:31the moon, which was the goal, right? They wanted to slingshot around the moon. I think they wentdark for four hours. They were not able to communicate with astronauts in those hourswhen they weren't went behind the moon um just looking for updates here it's just crazy when Isee these photos though I'm like so NASA released NASA releases one photo from far side of the moonas Orion Orion is the shuttle name heads back to earth after historic flyby I mean I guess it'slike yeah one photo's impact more impactful than like here's 50 um it's kind of like the pictureof the mission so I'm looking I'm looking at this picture and it's just like it's so hard to believelike it looks fake like I know it's I'm just so on the fence anything space I'm on the fence
01:37:40And that's my truth. Like, I'm not, I'm not even a conspiracy theorist about it all. Like, I'm just, I've heard enough information against, or the, I've heard enough arguments about, you guys, am I fading? What time is it? 4 p.m. Yeah, we're fading.If I, yeah, sorry. Yeah, I've heard, I've heard enough on both sides where I'm like, I've actually heard more compelling information as to why we haven't landed on the moon than for why we have, if that makes sense.And so that, that's why I'm a, I'm a fence sitter. I'm like, I see the pictures. I see Neil Armstrong. I see the flag. I see the interviews. I see all the, all of the, the content out there about the moon landings.And then I'm like, Hmm, but the, the, um, something about the, the wires people likesee on the astronauts and like the way they move doesn't represent one sixth gravity.And like, and then I'm like, I'm like, okay, you're going this far.Why don't you land on the moon?like and then there's pictures of the moon in the distance of the
01:39:17Orion the Artemis mission shuttle and it's further away than like how we see the moonon earth so like what's that you know there's a lot of it's just weird and then umso they are what to expect from the artemis mission on wednesday tomorrow so tomorrowso on the eighth day of their mission the artemis crew will continue their long journey back toearth they will also conduct tests to prepare for possible future scenarios in spaceone test will assess their ability to protect themselves from solar radiation includingusing equipment supplies on boardthe artemis toilet troubles are nothing compared to what the past astronauts have endured
01:40:04i think they just had to shit themselvesdefecation was difficult to reform without the crew soiling themselvesclothing and the cabin the report read the bags provided no odor control in the small capsuleand the odor was prominent this is a umthe astronauts on the apollo 10 missionum i guess yeah they reported a turd floating through the air jesus it's disgusting soyeah these pictures are not i don't know it just doesn't again like it doesn't make mefeel anything like seeing this picture of the moon so you see like a little
01:40:49sliver of the moon on the bottom and then you see earth in the backgroundlike we should all be freaking out and it's like i'm justi'm likethat's what we've all it's it's how we all um react now and it's sad it's actually really sadso they're gonna apparently land in off the coast of san diegoum on friday so it's a real live stream i think you can watch their umi think this is the live streamlet me see
01:41:36oh hey artemis live mission coveragebut then when the earth became apparent its brightness it was so bright uh it was sobright it looked out of place the moon and the the black of space kind of seemed to go togetherbut then the more in the dull sense but then the vividness and brightness like uh the differencebetween an LED display and a painting, right?You can just do things with lightthat you can't do with paint colors.The Earth looked out of place
01:42:19and it just continued to dim the albedo and colorthat was earlier apparent in the moon.I'm passing to Christina.I'm just going to say this about the picturesof the Earth and the moon from this mission.Because we're so familiar with AI nowand how AI pictures look and how hyper-realistic AI can make, like they make everything lookreal, but there's like a, there's like a AI, um, it's kind of like the Mormon.
01:43:01What's the, the Mormon glow. What do you call that? The Mormon glean. There's like a Mormon,it's like a rich, okay. Like rich people have like a really, really rich people have like aa rich kind of a, a glaze. It's like the Mormon glaze. I think they call it the glaze.There's kind of like a glaze on AI images. So you can kind of like, I'm not saying this isfake and it's not real and whatever, but like, there is something about these craters on themoon and the, the, just like how the earth looks. I don't like the resolution. Isn't thatit's likeI'm looking at a bunch of pictures
01:43:45from behind the moonzooming inhold on I'm really trying to likeI don't knowI guess it's just sounbelievableand i think the fact that likeit's so um
01:44:12i mean i don't know they are covering this but i don't know people are not like holy shit about itlike this should be the only thing like we should have canceled the national championshipshould have been canceled last night like we were behind we're behind the moonlike every single channel of every news station across the world should be like heywe're behind the moon you know what I mean like it why isn't it why isn't it like thatthere was more coverage like when Michael Jackson died like there was moreum the way the world took a pause and the way the world was glued to their tvis catastrophically or exponentially what's the word
01:44:59yeah exponentially like greater than people's interest in this Artemis mission and it's likeyeah his but he had an emotional impact on so many people's lives like that's actually thatmakes sense but like the the going behind the moon does emotionally impact us because I feellike half the population's like we didn't do this and we're not we never landed on the moon you knowwhat I mean? So they're just like indifferent to it. I think that's what it is. Okay. Noah Beck'ssister. Guys, the story is this, his sister groomed a high school student. Noah Beck'ssister's a pedophile, allegedly. She's a high school teacher. She groomed a student for twoyears, there's like hundreds of text messages. And I guess her and this other teacher groomed
01:46:01the same student. And I'm like, I want to like, see who this, this, this poor guy is like,who is this? I mean, it happens with, so when it happens to women, it's like the opposite. It'slike pedophile, like cut his dick off, fucking hang him, like put him in jail. Like that whenwomen do it it's like oh like good for him or you know that people are more tongue-in-cheek about itlike when a boy gets with a hot and she's not hot so it's like like the hot teacher um but he was16 when they started this or when she started talking to him it's just weird because it's NoahBeck and I guess there have there's there's been some strange videos of him and his family likejust a little bit off-putting stuff with how they interact um let me just pull up
01:46:59this of the report on what happened umsohere we gobest friends are our students they're nice to mea teacher accused of having sex with a student after grooming the teen for two years is on theverge of being fired hayley beck was put on leave last august as a police investigation played outthat report found the centennial high school teacher taught the boy during his sophomoreand junior years, adding him on Snapchat, giving him better grades, lending him her car,
01:47:43and exchanging thousands of text messages about sex and alcohol. She will likely nowofficially be fired in April. Criminal charges have not been filed. I know the county attorneyhas not pressed charges against her yet, but I am hopeful that she will be held accountableaccording to the law. One parent shared their reaction following recent information beingreleased about 27-year-old Haley Beck. According to documents sent to the Maricopa County Attorney'sOffice, Beck has been employed by Peoria Unified School District since 2020, but alleged relationsbetween the high school sophomore and Beck didn't start until the 2023-2024 school year. By spring2025, Beck allegedly gave the student special treatment, boosting grades, improving attendance,
01:48:27and even doing his homework, behavior the district's governing board is calling a powerdiscrepancy between june and august of 2020 lock her up um damnit happens a lot like this kind of stuff with high school teachers buttrying to think i've neveryeah i've never felt weird vibes from a teacher in high school um like creeper vibes towards meI've never felt that. Like I've thought some of my teachers were hot, but I would never like gotthe, they never thought it wasn't like, I wasn't getting vibes from them, you know? Um, trying tothink if I know anyone. Yeah, it does happen. It does happen. Um, so yeah, there's that. Okay.
01:49:21The summer house thing is like, people are like, it's the biggest story. It's the biggest scandal.like I'm just really not invested I never watched this show I talked about it last week I'm teamSierra all the way um but like it just we need to re-establish as a culture like how wereality tv okay so I'm like kind of I'm I'm conflicted because a piece of me feels likeI'm going to be the reality TV go-to like source, like the gossip source, like the guru of realityTV. Like I watch this video, like this is going to be me. What if my purpose in life is to bethe person who alerts the group chat about pop cultural news? What if my purpose in life is tobe a fan and to know meaningless information about celebrities and to be a pop cultural
01:50:21Paul Revere is that okay so I'm feeling that right now as a podcast host because somethingthat I don't do on the show anymore is the deep introspective self-healthy mental healthygarbage like I mean not that it was garbage it helped me at the time Ihelped me figure myself out and I did a lot ofdeep work and with myself on the show. And it was great, but I, it was, that was the chapterof my life. Okay. So I stopped doing that. So it's like, what do I do now? You know,I talk about current events. I talk about pop culture. I talk about my life and I feel pulledto reality TV right now because as much as I'm like, as much as I'm like, this is trash,
01:51:07this is garbage. This makes me feel stupid when I watch it. I think there's a lot of,and I know why people, especially women, it's like sports for women love reality TV. It's becauseit's relationship dynamics. It's real people with real drama and like that you can relate to thatyou might also be going through and you've witnessed before. And so it's,you feel connected to it. And you, I guess the word is relatable. It's like very relatable.And I think for me, what I'm feeling is that, okay, if I'm going to, if I'm going to actuallylike sit my ass down at night and watch these shows I think the angle I'll go with because Ican't help myself is like the psychology of these like the psych psychology element of the drama and
01:51:54the the I can dissect that portion of it and I think that will be fun for methat'll make me feel like it's not for nothing because there's it'll be more educationalbecause that's where my mind goes when i watch these shows i'm really deeply interested in likethe psychology of amanda patula and why her brain works that way umand just how she was acting when she was married to kyle and so basically the the the lore is thisso west and amanda came out and they're like hey we're together whatever and uhkyle and her separated in january kyle and amanda were marriedsierra and west dated for like two minutes it wasn't like they were in this long
01:52:45deep loving relationship it wasn't like earth shattering to her even though like sierra umsupported amanda when they separated in january it was like her friend on her side like duringher single newly single era. Like, and then she gets with the guy that she, her friend dated andhas probably been fucking him this whole time because that's the latest. Like, so what I'vewatched a lot on Tik TOK is, um, I'm still watching embalmings, embalming Tik TOK. No. Um,uh that's a weird algorithm like don't get on funeral home tiktok i like videos that are likewhy i became a mortician and it's like some of them are really fascinating stories because peoplehad a family member die and it was really traumatic for them and so like being close to
01:53:42death makes them it like healed them so they like becoming a mortician was kind of a healing thingum so it's called death care it's not like health care it's called death care so yeah i'm on thedeath i'm on death care tiktok i'm not only am i on that i'm on summer house old episodes of theshow um tiktok like i'm on people dissecting old episodes of the show and they're dissecting westand amanda amanda's interactions and their body language and they're touching and they're sittingnext to each other and the the eye contact and the yeah body language and stuff and people arelike, Oh my God, like this went right over our heads. Like, this is so obvious that they werein love or they were like into each other this whole time. So people that's, that's it. That's
01:54:31really it. I hope it's really not a big scandal. Like it's not a, it is a big scandal for likepeople that are invested in the show. The show has been on for 10 years, 12 years. So, um, okay.and then Taylor Frankie Paul's leaving the Mormon church. That's the latest. I think she wrotesomething on Easter and, um, people are like, she was exiled from the Mormon church. I don't know.I don't care. I really don't care. But like, I did watch when Corey was gone in Palm Springs,I did watch an episode of season one episode, like four of Mormon wives. Like that's where I'm at.and I was into it like I do enjoy I do enjoy I do enjoy a little reality tv I do I think I'mI'm coming out as a reality tv girl and I never like you guys know I've never been into it like
01:55:23I've just never and it has to do with like I don't I'm usually not sitting down on my couch at nightum like I am pretty much every night but like sometimes I'm working up until like 8 p.mand it's like I get ready for bed after that I don't sit on the couch um and then if I am sittingon the couch it's like we're gonna watch a true crime doc or we're gonna watch the basketballchampionship game or like whatever's on tv or like the news for a little bit and it's or a movie youknow and it's like between it's like what we want to watch together like he doesn't my husbanddoesn't like it's not like he's into we did watch the entire season of love overboard um he was intothat uh he can get into it but i think yeah i need to start start getting him into mormon wives
01:56:15he's like this is the worst show i've ever seen so we're starting off rough but yeah i watched anepisode of it the other night and I'm like their hair the thing is is it's it just can it confirmswhat I believe in the hot girl trilogy or the hot girl holy trinity the hair hair tan nails thingwhen you watch the show look at the mormon wives hair on point nails on point do they spray tan Ifeel like they spray tan too tan on point you gotta they do a shit ton of lip filler but likehaving like hair is the outfit once you realize that hair is the outfit your life will changeand I've been doing my hair I'm going to end the episode because I'm fading and I need to stopbut I've been doing my hair every day like curling it and it literally takes me like five minutes
01:57:11like maybe 10 okay but when you think of your day and you think ofyeah it's really not that much time and I would rather have my hair done with no makeup on thanhave makeup I'm changing like and then have makeup on and my hair like pulled back and slicked backso because it's it's more it has more presence like it makes when you see someone with theirhair done especially if it's like beautifully curled and blown out it's like wow she looks sogood it's like you could be wearing whatever and like your makeup could be whatever butyour hair is like just like moves with you in a nice way and so okay I think that's the episodethis is fun um little mean this is a yeah like a mean girl episode I feel mean I feel mean did I
01:58:08didn't really mean that about Audrey Peters I'm just I think I just I wantI think we all want a change in the influencer community and justlike we just I think you have to just unsubscribe and notwatch it and not, you know, and I've been the queen of unfollowing, muting, like onlyfollow, like, like don't follow very many people on any social media platform. Like keep it,keep it tight. Um, like expose yourself to things that make you happy and let you up. And,and so, yeah, I guess it's just like, do that. And, but every now and then I come across somestupid shit like this door dashing every meal video and I'm like
01:59:03it's like we've we've regressed I think that's what it is influencer culture is a hugesign like typical influencer culture that we've regressed as a society likeI don't think it's a positive step forward I don't I don't think it's a positive step forward becausenow we're gonna spiral and get too deep but like I just feel like it makes you feel like you needto buy all this shit all the time there's always a product there's always a new thing there's alwaysa new trend and then the way people live their lives is so normalized where it's like yeah theydon't have jobs they just film content all day long I mean neither do I like this is what I doI guess I guess I'm talking about myself at the end of the day I guess I'm talking about myself
02:00:01but um it's when they're gluttonous about it and they're and they're likenonchalant about their gluttony that is hard to watchI think I just want more people to bearm and arm with like, I need, I need these influencers on a daily basis at their localhomeless shelter, feeding the poor. I need them in their children's hospital, visiting sick childrenin like fun outfits. I need them at their dog shelters, saving dogs from youth and youth bebeing euthanized I need them in foreign countries where there's famine and like I need to likethat's what like okay that's the wave of like influencing that we would all respect right like
02:00:58shit like that and I hate when influencers like super snooty like shiny influencershave like some sort of charity thing in there or like how they give back in their bio I'm likeat least it's something I guess I'll take what I can get butI'm thinking about myself too I think the moreI'm big on like local living likeimmersing yourself into the community that's closest to you and like getting involvedinto activities I mean for me it's like activities it's not necessarily like volunteer work andcharity type stuff it's more like just being around my community and doing things with people
02:01:47in my community but um it's a step I think that's a good step a step in the right direction umbut yeah I guess who fucking cares like this world is I don't know I don't like feelinglike indifferent or what's the word like the malaise ofwe're spiraling and I said I was gonna end it and do you guys get the pointum I think that's it I had fun did you have fun umplease hit that subscribe button wherever you're listening right now i'm on apple spotify googlepodcast at your breaker overcast wherever you listen to podcasts please hit that subscribebutton and review the show five stars while you're there follow me on instagram and tiktok
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02:03:26and being alive and just like having a routine and just like havingrunning a household is very basic yet it's like everyone needs a fucking compartment and containerfor every every single item in their house and therefore it's like we make everythingwe've overcomplicated everything and it's just like simple local livingcommunity connection loveand whatever fetish you're into will get you through this lifei think yeah what christy num's husband's up to is this is a result of of influencer umtoxic influencer culture what am i saying i need to fucking go love you talk to you in the next
02:04:22episode i'm kind of into doing this multiple times a week and we're keeping that on thelow low because i don't want to over commit but i do i do love doing this more than once a weekat heart as you know at heart I'm a daily podcaster so we might get back to that solove you thanks for being here and I'll talk to you next week bye
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