The Josh Innes Show - JIS Classic: The Original "Dave's Not Here" Call

Episode Date: May 23, 2025

People seem to enjoy these retro JIS segments. Since it's a holiday weekend, I'll give you the gift of some classics. Here's the original "Dave's Not Here" call from 790 in Houston. I miss this show lol Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I gave what's up they use my here man who's this is Dave I Dave a man don't do the McGill career deal man okay They hung up on me. I was waiting forever. They didn't get those numbers. What happened? I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. like, hey, Dave, what's up? I said, Dave? They were like, hey, Dave, what's up? I said, he's not here, man. Yeah. Wait. I wanted to joke at the end. You know what I'm saying?

Let's talk about all the bullets. I said, bullets? Mm-hmm. Forever. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I was trying to make sure... I'm not going to say, it's not here, man. Just laugh because they're talking about older people. And you can start to laugh.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Dave? Hey, Dave? Hey Dave? Dave? Should we just keep listening to what's going on in the background? I'm liking this. Very voyeuristic. Okay. I see. Alright. Dave? Do you think his girlfriend's hot? Probably. She was his mom. She was really just turned on by the idea of him calling a radio station and saying Dave's not here.

Oh, I know. I love the way he described the joke. Like, they brought me on, man. I said, they said, hey, Dave. And he was like, Dave's not here, man. I know, it's just like that. I mean, like, whoa, right? Hey, hey, hey, hey, Dave's not here, man.

Ah, Dave's not here. Dave, here, let's just leave Dave up and see if they ever notice. Just play the commercials and let's see if they notice. Oh, I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.

I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. Dave, let's just leave Dave up and see if they ever notice. Just play the commercials and just pot the, just leave them up for a second through the commercials, okay? All right, we'll be back after this. You're shot at a grand now. Text the word BANKROLL to 200-200. You'll receive a confirmation text standard data and message rates apply that's bankroll to 200 200 from the renters warehouse studios in I heart radio station sports talk 790 your Rockets Astros and your voice I Dave Dave? What if he killed her? It's all fun and games until somebody dies. Oh What? What? What? What?

What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

What? What? Dave's not here. Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha Oh well

Oh well, I won't trouble you by being dead I won't trouble you by being dead Yes Yes I always talk about Trump. Yes. How long do you think they'll stay on? How do you not know your phone's like... I don't know. Do you have any idea what they're saying? I have no idea what they're saying.

That's the fun part. If anybody knows what they're talking about, 713-212-5790. He must have done the Dave's not here. Dave? Dave? Dave? Are you done? No, then no. Are you only, are you done? No, then no.

I don't want to take this one. No. I know and I appreciate you. It's definitely going to be nice. It's cool. Dave? It's cool. I said, Dave's not here

I don't understand what's happening Are they like on a landline like how do they not know the phone is still on I don't know we play commercials and everything I'm baffled Dave's not here. Oh, there you go. That lasted what? Like 15 minutes. Alright then. 713-212-5790. 713-212-5790. We will find out if Mike Commodore calls us inside this 6 o'clock hour. Won't be that good. No, I don't think anything will ever be that good. I know I say that nothing ever gets a response, but people on Twitter seem to like this. Oh yeah. And then I said, Dave's not here. And I think she humor laughed. Did it sound like they had kids? Yeah, I think that was his mom. There's no way that was

his mom. I think so, because there was like an older male there. Do you think maybe he was like a teenager that was trying to like? Prince Albert in a can Like that type of deal. I think he was probably some stoners to living at home bro So they called that was on hold right and then and then they brought me on and said they said Dave go ahead and I said Yeah, Dave's not here Like days I hear cuz I was there but I wasn't there. Like Dave's not here. I'm Dave. I'm Dave but I was there. You get it mom? Mom! You get it? Oh boy. Oh God. That tickled me. I snot bubbled. I know you did. Hi Leon, what's up? The only thing

that would have been better is if Dave would have hit a big bong rip right after he thought y'all hung up on him. What? I was gonna say the other funny thing is I was waiting for you to maybe play like some sirens or something because that might have spooked them. Oh you you're right. Senators can be that way. They can't. I'm assuming. Dave's not here. Anyway, go ahead. So the best hitter I think I ever watched, I'm a little bit