The Kristian Harloff Show - Why is Kristian moving to NY and why is Roxy mad at him? New live show announcement?!

Episode Date: May 31, 2024

Kristian and Brett returned from NY and we discuss the start of the set up of the NY studio Roxy was interviewing Kristian in a past interview about the move to NY and it never made its way to the air because of tech difficulty. Well she tries it again this time. We discuss NY, stand up comedy and more. Is there a new live show looming? Roxy picks some TV and we talk Dark Matter and more on today's episode of The Big Thing

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Shinarloff on the Big Thing here with Roxy and Brett. Oh, we're sharing a camera. Yeah, and these old headphones suck. They're like, yeah, they're all. Well, the new ones are in New York. Oh, you have the newer ones. Are those bad? This thing is really uncomfortable.

It doesn't feel like the ones that we've been using. Yeah, maybe that was good, though. Audio's good, yeah. That's all it counts, right? That's all fine. All right. So I ask you, Roxanne's trier, why are you mad at me? You know why I thought you were mad at me?

Because of our text exchange last week. Yeah. In New York when I was in New York. A little spicy. Oh, you, that I'm right about that, but it's okay. I asked Brett to make sure. But Brett also thought that he was right about the, that me promising to do the thing with you guys, and you guys were wrong.

Oh, wow. But the reason I know you're wrong is because I'm hanging on every three. like I would have known because it's all in my calendar. Yeah, but my counter to that. So for people who don't know, we were supposed to do. That was a week ago. That was a week ago. I texted you.

I know, but I didn't know. So I don't, basically what happened for those who don't know. We were supposed to, we didn't do, Roxy went to Boston. How was Boston, by the way? It was good. Thanks. Okay. So Roxy went to Boston.

It's a normal question to ask somebody. That's a normal question. Right, right. In a way that when I saw you today and I said, I said, what's wrong? No, no, before you said what's wrong. I walked in, you said, hey, we hugged. And I said, how was New York?

And you said, what's wrong? You looked, because you didn't, because you didn't look, normally when I see you're like, hey, how's it go? You look, your, your energy was down. And I thought maybe something was going on. So I asked. Is that wrong to ask? I don't even know what to say.

I literally said, hey, I was New York. And you said, what's wrong? You said, hey, asshole. How was New York? Yeah. It was the asshole. It was the thing that gave it away. But I said, okay, so keep going there.

So, anyway, so for people who don't know, Roxy went to Boston. we went to New York, and I knew that I was gone for eight days, and I wouldn't be back until that, I think we got back that Wednesday night. We clearly couldn't shoot. Well, we had thought, this is Christian, though. The week before, I texted you, when we were here two weeks before, I said, are we doing a show next week?

You said, I'm going to let you know if we're going to do a mom in New York. And I said, okay, I texted you that day, and I said, hey, are we doing a show today? And you said, landed. That's not yes or no. It just was landed. Then I didn't hear from you. Probably just landed. And then the next, maybe just landed.

Yeah. Yeah. But it was about hours later. So I didn't know what that meant yes or no. So I was waiting to hear, didn't hear. And the next thing is the next week. And I said on Tuesday, like usual, tomorrow one. And you said, no.

I'm still in New York. But you never. I could have sworn and I said to break because I thought it was crazy. You are the absolute worst at this. That is true. I don't know. That's true. In no way did I walk in today mad of you or thinking about that.

But if we're going to talk about this, until now. Oh, wow. You are the only. Only, you are really bad at this. Look, there's all these worms. I'm really bad at what? Scheduling? Yes.

I think I'm pretty good. There can't be, that can't be true. Wait, who's making that sound? Yes, and I'm very bad. I'm very bad at knowing when I'm making sounds. We all have to admit when we're doing. I don't have, listen, I'm one man band. Can only do so much.

Yeah. I'm not saying that you're not. Right. It's just hard when you're my boss and I don't know when I have work or not. Well, that's, It's fair. And I understood the frustration. That's why I said, let's agree to destroy it.

That was a week ago. Right. So I didn't know if you were still mad about it. Today I walked in and said, hey, how was your trip? And you said, you're mad at me? You didn't say it like that, though. If you would have said it like that. I was sure there was a camera.

I walked in. There's no moral you said it like that. First of all, I'm sitting at your gate, which you know I don't love. Right. I don't love when the gates. It closes sometimes. I know, but okay, so you're standing there. So that's my energy.

I'm waiting. You're pissed. No. I'm waiting. Just annoyed. It's better than when it's raining and I'm waiting. That's true. Sometimes I'm just waiting outside.

So it had been like this. Usually you come within a minute. This one was like three minutes. That was three minutes. And I was standing there. Roxy hates when you take it's too long to come. She laid out of. Yeah, because you know what?

Usually I'm picking up on my innuendos. I didn't pick up on that one until you said it. I'm standing there waiting. You come and get the door. We hug. You agree? Yes, I agree. I agree.

I mean, yeah, that's factional. And then I said, how was your trip? Yeah. And I said, so what's wrong? What's wrong? Yeah, because I thought you, because I, anyway. So, but nothing's wrong. Maybe he took it as how was your trip.

And then I said, what? And you said, you're definitely mad at me. And I said, I think you're projecting. And I said, I'm not mad at you. And that's the exact. And then we walked and you said, okay. And then we walked into studio. And that was that was a whole interaction.

It wasn't, it wasn't the best. It was wild. But what did you try different? The gray sweatpants. Oh. I said, I said, I have gray sweatpants. I noticed you were wearing gray sweatpants. You did?

That's why I said, because I put them on for my wife the other day. What do you want me to say about that, Christian? You're in gray sweat? You only just state it? Yeah. I hate, oh my God, I hate this. Greg and I got in it. Go do it.

On Real Rejacks. I walked in and I was wearing lipstick. And Greg Alba said, you're wearing lipstick. I hate when people just point out something. Just say, if you're noticing it, just keep it in your head. If you're not noticing it and you want to compliment somebody, call on somebody. But I can't just say you're wearing great sweatpants. That was my point because the point was that great sweatpants makes everyone look better.

Yeah, right. So I said, I put on. What did your wife think? Well, she said, those are nice sweatpants. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's true. I guess that's the truth. Well, she was saying.

I was already wearing them. Roxy was saying that women like to see a little outline of the head. No, what's not what she said. All I said was, that's what you said. All I said was. And I was like, No, they don't. I mean, my wife doesn't want to.

Yeah, I was wearing these anyway. She doesn't, oh, she's not like, she doesn't want to look at it. It has nothing to do with the junk. It's got to do with the fact that what she says is. She just wants to see the outline of my God when I'm walking around the house. Why not? Maybe it's a kid's thing. She doesn't want any more of them.

I'm not at both of you now. I want out. Why? You should move. I think, well, you got your wish. No, that's not my wish. Yeah. Too late.

So why you want? us both leave. Tired of us? No. Did you miss us when we were gone? Not really. A, yes. B, I miss the show.

I don't catch up with you. And now it's like, I'm, you're going to cut this. I'm very worried about your move. No, I'm not going to cut this. Why would I cut this? Because I think you,

because last time I said I was worried and then, and then the fans took it as out in to be like, us too. I'm like, I'm sorry, but it's not the same to me as it is to them. Like, and I appreciate the support at home, But like, this is my life.

Yeah, but you're still convinced I'm going to cut you. Well, I have an idea. I had an idea. You want to hear my idea? That we're going to do live streams. Somebody already told me this. But the idea is. Somebody came in my messages.

And I was like, he hasn't said that. I only ever learned your ideas from the fans. Well, because you were in here last week. You decided not, you don't want to do a show. So we, um. Yeah, decided against it. Wait, you're fucking. You didn't do the show last week, right?

No, just a quick one. No, just a couple of. We were supposed to. We were actually going to, he and I were going to record something with our, the show we did for a Wednesday. But I hit the, I landed and I said, forget my phone number. No, which I don't blame me. You should, we should talk about this. It was really hard.

Yeah, it was tough. It was, it was eight days living in a house that had no furniture. You guys were on air mattresses, right? Air mattresses the whole entire time. Brett had the big one. I saw this thing recently that was like a meme of, uh, um, air mattresses. when you want to sleep on the floor, but you want to wait a little bit.

Yeah, we were sitting on eight days. Don't work. No, I'll tell you what the area is really nice, super quiet. That stuff was great. We got into the city. We saw Furiosa. That was great.

Had some of the best pizza maybe ever. Oh, yeah. Ever. And the work itself was good, but it was a lot. It was eight days of boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Okay, I mean this in the most respectful way ever. Yeah.

But like, hear me out. before you just answered immediately. Did you help? Like, like, with what? With like the building and the wiring and the making? I mean,

well, I just watch, Brett. Not watch. I don't know how to phrase that better. It's fair. And it's a very fair question. Basically what I did was so I didn't feel like I was like,

good job, man. I would say, do you, what do you need me to do? So like he was point person and like having you, like get food to whatever it was. Whatever like coffee. Like I'd say,

Christian, can you hand me that pliers? And he handed me in the job. Restable Rich. Yeah, yeah, right, right. Like that's like, I only know, not that we're the same Christian, but like when Brett came to do my disco ball. Yeah.

And I was like, I'm, he's like wiring things through the thing. And I feel help us. I'm like, what song would you like to listen to you? Right. Yeah, yeah, same, same. And I would, and it was the same thing where it's just like, what do you need me to do? Yeah.

And it's like so, but yeah, making sure that he's fired up on coffees and. How many times you call your brother? brother. For this one, I don't think, oh, there was one thing with the house. Yeah, it was one thing in the house. Yeah. Which we never got to. Which we never even got to. But so there was a lot.

And God bless him. You know, he was doing everything that could. I mean, the studio, we got it. The goal was to get it to like 60, 70 percent. I think we got it like 45. 50. Yeah. The problem was there was the conceptualization of the background has taken a 180 and we're going to switch it up a little bit. But did you feel?

film something from there that looked purple? Yes. Okay. So that's that. Yeah, we filmed, well, we filmed the few things. I was like, either of the lighting here is completely different. No, no, no. It was, it was there.

He hung like these white bricks. Yeah. And you know how the audience gets. If it's not exactly how it's supposed to be at 100%. They say, you look like, you're at a prison. And it's like, we're just. Thank you. Thank you very much.

It was literally just so we could record a show for them. And then he adjusted the lights to it. We don't have anything to hang yet. We did a show with Sarah. Sarah came in and we did a show. And it was... I'm trying desperately to know what you're talking about. Matt Sarah?

Oh, Matt Sarah. I was like, Silverman? No, Matt, Sarah. You did just say Sarah, right? Sarah. Matt Sarah. Yeah, yeah. And so, yeah, he came in and we did a show there, but Brett was adjusting it.

Yeah, I saw that, actually. So he was just adjusting... That's what I was thinking. Yeah, so he was adjusting the shots and we were... That's where the lighting came from, but we're changing the lighting. We're putting, like, things in the background of memorabilia. Yeah, that was always... plan though. Yeah, he's going back in July. You got everything done that you felt like you need to get

done this trip or no. And now I, yes, and I have a, now I have a clear conceptualization. Is that even a word? I have a clear plan now because, again, I had seen the space from a vertical video from the landlord, I guess you would call it? Yeah, one of the office. Yeah. And I was like trying to, I'm like, okay. It's so hard unless you're in the space. And once I got there, it's like, Oh, good, this is good, but now I'm going to switch up this. I'm going to switch up this. But speaking in the office manager, what we did find, we found someone that will pop into the show, Lou, the,

he's like the Super. He's like, he's like, 60. He's like in his 60s. He's got like, full on, like, chain smoker, but like full on like, like jumper and the best. And I, Lou the Super. Anything we wanted to eat. He was the best.

And I said to him at the end, and I said to bread. LTS, yeah, and I said to Brett at one point, I go, I've got to get him on the show. And then I walk up to him, and this is my favorite reaction. I've ever asked anyone to go, I go. Do you a video? No, no, no. I said, and I look up, I go, Lou, I got to put you on the show.

And he goes, okay. It's the best reaction ever. He goes, okay. And I, absolutely. Yeah, you're going to find your whole new cast of character. You're going to be part of it. So let me tell you now. You want to hear my plan?

Kind of. But I kind of don't. Why? Because you don't want to know it? It's like I do want to know, but also, I don't know. Like, things are subject to change until you get there. I just need to know, I just need to know, I guess. Okay, rip the band-aid.

It's no band-aid. I think it's going to be fun. I think there's two ways I can do it. Because I'm pretty convinced now. I don't know when yet, but I'm going to move the UFO show to Tuesday on to the UFO channel, the Tuesday show. I'm going to, UAP Tuesdays. And not upload it.

But here? I'll put it on, I'll put it on the, Tuesday will be a brand new show. Okay. Here, it'll be another episode of Big Thing. So Big Thing will be five days a week. That UAP show will now be a down-to-earth show. And you want Steph, Mike, Brett, me, and you to do a live show on Tuesdays. I don't know if it's Tuesday.

I don't know if it's Wednesday. I don't know if it's Thursday. Once a week. One of those days where we do a live, almost like S-E-N Collider Live type show, where we do once a week, and that's the thing. And it's me and you hosting it. And we have our cast of characters. Are you going to do that?

That's my going. I'm not saying definitively yes, but it is an idea that I really like. Okay. Do you not like that idea? No, I like it. I just don't want to think about it until you tell me it's happening. Okay. Because like, okay, calling spade a spade for a second.

So I used to do S-E-N four days a week. Yes. And then we pulled it. And then I was supposed to be doing two days, but I'm here one day a week. And now I'm here two times a month. and I want to do more with the channel. I know you do. I know. And you're a one-man band,

but I can't hold on to something that doesn't exist. And you might not do it. And you might get there. And you might find Lou and you might find Carol. And you might find Susan and you might find Jeremy. And then you might say, that's who I want in the room with me, which makes perfect sense.

Which is also why I would never, I didn't come and mad at you. And I wouldn't have been, because you are about to go through a huge life change. But I'm not changing the things. I told you, I'm going to do. I have, I am going to do like two in studio shows, I think, from New York.

I have the one live show that I do with Roka. I'll probably do the second live show, which is the one I'm talking about with you. I'll do two in studio shows. Remember Samantha who used to call in a Collider Live? Remember my friend from back? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She lives back home still? She lives right near, right.

That's great. Yeah, I remember. I liked her a lot. So Samantha, I think. Wow, it takes me a second to access information. Me too, me too. You said it and there was nothing. Yeah, you had to go through.

You had to go through. The computer had to like pull the file. It's like when you said Sarah and I was like, Sarah Stren was in New York at the same time. Both of those are understandable. Both of those are understandable because Sarah could sound like. I'm not messing with you since the, the what is that?

What is that sound? I now am like, I took an IQ test after that. Did you really? A two hour one. How did you do it? I'm a genius. Oh, you're a genius? Are you a full genius?

Yeah, I'm a genius. Is that true? Gifted. Okay, good for you. Thank you so much. That's wonderful. I don't want to tell. I don't want to brag, but I'm gifted.

Right. Just not with that area. Because I was like, is something wrong with me? Like, I'm not processing things normal anymore. And like, that clip and that episode got sent to me by people who've never watched a single thing I've ever done, you know? And they were like, are you good? And then like, people keep saying things.

Are you good? That's why when you were like, are you okay? And I was like, what? What? What is on me that says? So it was a you thing? Maybe. But I'm not.

Come on. Not to you. Yeah. But I don't feel not. But people get being like, you good, you good? That's annoying. And I'm like. Right.

I understand. Head, shoulders, knees, and toes. I think she's good. Well, that's what I said. So you're good with the show. You're going to be, you're going to be on the show. If you do the show, I will be there bells and whistles. Especially, he was more into it when we worked out.

I showed him this virtual camera thing to where he can swing. to where he can switch between cameras, like, where we are. So we're not just like a six-up kind of thing where you can go around. I can adjust each shot, single shots, the way that I would if you guys are in studio, using that other program. I can keep you all off the live chat is what I'm really, because I do not like that. It drives me crazy when we're on Stream Yard and everybody's looking at the chat when we're trying to talk. I hate it.

So. You hate when the hosts are in the live chat. Yes. When you're on the, because it takes. I came on to your Enroka show in the live chat. you guys didn't care. I don't think I saw it. I know.

That's because I don't look at it. I was talking to people. That's okay. You know what I hate? You know what I hate? Let's do it. Let's talk about it. I don't think we're going to get to anything except this in TV.

No, no, I don't apologize. When people, Christian, but all people, I'm talking about one thing and then my friends come in and just start talking about something completely different in the chat. He needs some milk. He needs some milk. Do you still have? Patty boy? We just talked about that.

for like we just Brett and I talked I do have it. I want to say wait wait wait let me say. The top apologies. Do me apologies. Different page. Yeah, it's a different page. I forget this is the old. Oh, yeah.

This is the old one. You just keep pressing things eventually they come on. This is the old one. So I'm trying to think of where I don't remember how to do it now. Do you remember Brett? I turn to pay. I don't remember how to do the page, right? And what was it that?

It's a boy and I think it's a girl or it's a girl and I think it's a boy. No, I don't know. I don't want to say anything because here's this. I think I got it. I got it. I got it. Hold on. Here it is.

Ready? Patty boy, it's me. Daddy's having trouble. Call an ambulance. Okay. So do you remember what your argument was? Do you want to hear it again? I know what I think.

Yeah. I know what I thought. I thought it was the dad. You thought it was the dad who was saying it. And he's saying, Daddy, like me, I'm having trouble calling ambulance. Which makes no sense. But I know you guys told me it's she is saying it about the husband. Right.

To which you now under. You believe that now. It does sound a little more femme than I remember it sounding. Well, we actually had a remix of that song. Do you want to hear it? Yeah. Patty boy, you sneak. Patty boy, you sneak.

Patty, Patty, Patty, Patty, Patty, Patty, Patty, Patty, Patty, Patty, Patty boy you sneak. Patty, Patty, Patty, Patty, Patty, boy, you sneak. Come on, it's not a bad, not a bad, not a bad song. Anyway. That's a good one. I like that song. It's a good song, right? Patty Boys, man.

I want people jamming into that car. Patty Boy. I took the time to call you to tell you. Your father is having trouble, and you should call the ambulance. I could have called the ambulance in the time it took me to call you, Patty Boy. Patty Boy, it's me. Daddy's having trouble. Call an ambulance. Call an ambulance.

I think she was calling the ambulance to the people in the back. I don't think she was telling Patty Boy to call. I think she was just telling them. She was like Annie, Annie. You're not wrong, though, that they should have called the ambulance. First. Patty boy, it's me. Daddy's having trouble.

Call an ambulance. Yeah, she's asking other people. She's asking them, but she should have called, she should have called the ambulance before she called Patty. She obviously never took CPR because you're supposed to point at someone and say you, call an ambulance. Ambulance. I don't know.

Like, I do hear you guys and it's clear you're right because everybody in the world, but like, do you guys understand, like, Patty Boy, it's me. Daddy's having trouble. No. Call an ambulance. No. There's no world where I can think that that's not, that's not, that is not, that's not, that's not, that's not, Patty Boy is learning from this woman that daddy's having trouble. From what, wait, the woman on the phone.

She's calling to tell Patty Boy. Well, that's mommy, right? Or grandmommy, I don't know. Yeah. Who knows? Daddy. Did she call him Daddy? Sure. This is like the old, you want to hear some of these old sounds that we used to?

I really do. This is like the old ones. We found all these ones from the back in the. I liked every single sound except for one. I know big balls. He can't do that on this machine. I can't do it on this one, so you're all right. Whoa.

Yeah. See. Oh, yeah. He's a bread. He's Brett. He's Brett. Brett is back. All God is in the future as a matter of fact.

He's a bread. He's a bread. Now you're better high tail. Just things reading movies on the negative scale. Oh, yeah. Right in movies. I like that. I like that.

I love this one. Yeah. Love this one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Rock and body. Pretty face. Smoothie face. Dudey face. Bigger than the sand and place. It's troubling when she's rumbling. So give a white berth.

Can help but love her. She's the salt of the girl. Elf. Let's see. I remember this one. The Bob Dylan song. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. 69, dude. No. I didn't remember that one. Dumbledore. You told me your title. Show me your title.

Yeah. That's old school schmose. It happened to something about a booty. I don't know about that one. The top gun guy? Come on, come on, come on. Oh, the booty was the, that was Claire live. Oh, you don't, you don't pull, Brett's the future.

That was Schmo's. That was a contmose. continuation. That wasn't on Collider? No. Brett to the future? Oh, Shmos. No, Shmos.

No, Shmoos. Do me a favor, please. Get out of here. Get out of here, man. You know what you need on there? Come on, ladies. Have you heard this? Oh, my God.

Brett and I listened. This was our theme song. This was our, this was our, I've been played for you. This was our theme song for the entire weekend in New York. What started at was me hearing him. playing it over and over and over again. I'm like, I've got to find out what this is.

Let me play it. This is the... Ladies, come on ladies. One pound fish. Come on ladies. Come on ladies. Come on a pound fish. Have I have a look.

One pound fish. Have I have a look. One pound fish. Very, very good. One pound fish. Very, very cheap. One pound fish. Six point point one pound each.

What was the last part? Six pound, five pound one pound each or something. It was... Five pound, one pound. I don't know what he's saying, but it's the best. But I mean, like, I'm buying that fish. But how about what I found, though? There's a account that posts that song and that clip every day.

The same exact. Same clip. And it does gangbusters numbers. It's hilarious. One pound fish. So, okay, look, here's what we're going to do. We haven't even talked about Wolverine. I think I'm going to do a different intro.

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Yeah, we have been talking a lot about grounding techniques, which I think that everybody needs these days, which are like, when you, it's better to feel relief from stress for 10 minutes a day than no minutes a day. It's better to feel it for an hour a day than no minutes a day. You know, like, of course, all of us have a lot of stress going on, but these grounding techniques that kind of bring you back. And she's been giving me a lot of worksheets and homework and you know I love homework. And it's just been like, I love her.

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like it's so good man don't tell me all right i'll watch it for next week you should watch it for next week but do we have a show next week i'm gonna ask you every week now so that so you know um yes okay so i think we'll we'll have shows here until until i got to get my tickets to what the show yeah it sold out it sold out last week gun show so that four days ago yeah yeah i told you get that i told you that i told you Get tickets quick. Why did you do the belly? You didn't say quick. You sent the email and I was like,

Ellis got, Ellis got it. I need Ellis to get me in. You're going to have to ask him. You probably will. I have to see it. Do you want to know what fucked me? You fucked me.

Easily. Yeah, clip out. The way you say that in general is like, do you know what fucked me? You fucked me. I was like, between that.

And everything in life. I mean. Here's what happened. This actually was really nice of you, but I got a call from somebody who already I brought up on the show, previous friend of the show, many moons ago, Sarah Stratton. Sarah Stratton called me and said, I just got this amazing email from Christian who wants to know if I would go watch his final show and I really want to go. And I said, oh, that's awesome.

And she said, okay, I have to figure out with work if I can, but if I can go, do you want to go together? And I said, yeah, let me know. And I was going to just buy two tickets, but I was waiting on her. I should have just bought one ticket and then her had her buy a ticket. You're going to have to pull strings with Ellis on this one. Let's see what he says.

Let's see if he responds by the end of the show. He probably will. But I'm sure, and I'm sure you're not the only person that's texting because it sold out like five days ago. Oh, yeah. The answer to the question is why. Like I wanted to get main room.

I wanted to get OR. Yeah. But it's a Friday night. Hard to do right now. I mean, we could have done, we could have done the main room or something maybe on like a Sunday. But yeah, the belly room.

Belly room is so great. It's a great. show. Oh, it's just, it's just not very big. It just goes, goes quick. So, um, and I, because he can help me more than you can help me. On this particular show, yes, because a lot of different reasons. One, he's organizing it because I didn't want to organize the last show and he's organizing. Who want tickets?

I mean, I guess everybody. I mean, I guess. Do your research. I just texted him. Okay. So there you go. So now we don't need the phone anymore. This is what happens when I don't know anybody anymore. I don't talk to any, but, of the people anymore. Oh, nobody? No. I'm trying to think from Schmodeown, who do I talk to anymore? I don't even it's funny as I was talking to people. I had a conversation about me. No, not about you, but I had conversations. I won't say it with who, but I had a conversation

from somebody recently who I always looked at like an L.A. dog. Like this person would not leave L.A. And they were like, I might be following used to. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, who, who was it? I can't say. But someone who. Can you not say because it's me or can you not say No. Oh. Was it you? No, no. You're leaving?

No, no, because it was, you can't tell me or you can't tell? I can't tell it. I don't want to tell me. I don't want to tell me. I don't want a person's spot, but is it? But I feel like this person will be in the East Coast within a little over a year. Yeah. Yeah, a little over a year.

And. Sam and Rachel? Shish. And there's a bunch of. I was right. I didn't say you were right. I didn't say you were right. That would be such a bummer.

There is, but there are a bunch of people who are trying to get out of L.A. I would get why they would do that, though. You're making up your own stories right now. Am I wrong? Yes. I'm wrong. Yeah. Definitively, I am wrong.

Yep. I'm absolutely wrong. Yeah, about what? I don't know. Oh. Anyway, so we've got so much more to talk about. Oh. And we've got, Brad. Man, do we ever?

You want to talk about that barata slice? Oh, geez. Really? Oh, my God. Christian self-proclaimed. not a specially sliced guy. This thing haunted him the whole trip. A whole time.

In a good way. I realized that there's... And I didn't have it, it haunted. Christian eats faster than me, and that's a feat. Because I am known as being a fast eater. Wait, this is really bad guys. You can't do that. What?

You can't eat fast. I've been talking to the experts. Oh, it's not good. It's not good. No, you're like swallowing air. Number one, you're not supposed to eat fast, So you got to put down the food in between every bite. Slice a pizza, put it down.

Slice of pizza put it down. You're talking to people who can hear you right now. Yeah. When you have a barata slice in your hand, I can't hear you. But number two, you can't speak, like have long conversations while you're eating. You're swallowing air. Anyone's listening to this. They are.

They care. Yeah, they do. And we're fucking eating plastic. Oh, I. How does this come out of a barata slice conversation? Because I, he said, you're eating so vast. Well, that was leading me to, we sat down and we ate some subs. brought me a sub and I was like, man, I beat you on that sub.

What's up? He goes, well, in your defense, I had to brought a slice on the way to get the subs. He stopped and got a piece of pizza before picking up our subs. That's fucked. Why? I was taking a walk. Because then he got him the slice. Nah, it would have been cold.

He said it himself. Yeah, you can't have that one. It would have been cold. We, so we went. You don't have an oven? Oh, it was at the office. So I was walked from the, I took this long walk from the office, went to get, because we had just the night before, we had tried a few different pizza places.

And there was one that was really, like the night we got there really, really good. And then we stopped at this place and I had a slice and I got the, I usually get the cheese slices. And I don't know how it came about, but let's try this barata slice. And they drip like the balsamic over it. We looked at each other. We were like, holy shit. Yeah, it was something else.

It was so good. I think we, yeah, it was really good. I have a pizza question for you guys. It's not real into this, but I am curious. And it's something that I should ask. not on Airbra, I'm asking now anyway. You guys watch Dave Portnoy's One slice, you know the deal.

Yeah. One bite. You know the deal. Okay, thank you. This is my question. I've watched every single one of those. I know, can I, can I, before you ask you?

Yeah. Why does he say one bite if he takes five bites? This is a bright ass man. But I never have, like, stopped to ask me. He says one bite, you know the deal. He says, one bite, everybody knows the rules. Everyone knows the rules. Everyone knows the rules.

Everyone knows the rules takes five bites and then gives 7.8. And I'm like, so is it that you're deciding? on the first bite and then you're continuing. But he does. That's the way I would answer it, but I don't, but I know that's not true because he'll eat,

because he'll take a bite and then he'll take it from the side. And then hold on before I scored it. And nobody's undercarriage, yeah. Yes, I don't, I don't know the rules. I think that's how. Everybody knows the rules.

But I don't think you watch, I watch, you watch, we all know the rules. I think he started out with that as a rule and decided it was bullshit and then now just repeats it as a joke. And I don't think anybody cares. I guess about, about, about the rules.

Oh, I don't care about the rules. I cannot lie to you guys, and I understand that they have been an unbelievably controversial company. Those videos have me by the throat. The one piece of it is the best. I cannot. They're the best. Every time I watch it, I'm like, I don't eat pizza.

I don't eat pizza. I can't eat cheese. I showed him the best one ever. Was a Frankie. With somebody walking by? Yeah. Five people walking by. Like he starts off in this homeless lady.

I fought a war for you. And then he says, what's going on today? Yes, that one. And then the guy walks by and he's got like, blood in his face. Yes, yes, yes. Yes. Obviously, I've seen that one because I've seen everyone.

It's really good. Yeah, so he actually, two of the places that we went to when we were there, he went to. He went to. That's what I was to hear. He scored one fairly high. The one that he scored lower was where we got the barada slice. Yeah. But he was having a bad day.

His traffic was bad. He didn't have the barada slice? He did not have the barada slice, but he also, there was, like, I think he said that it had been sitting out for a little bit. whatever too. We got it. We got like super fresh. But anyway. All right, look, Rox is going to ask us some more questions about New York or in general. Any questions she's got that she had in that interview last time. If she can remember any of them, I don't know.

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First things first. Go ahead. What are the dates? When we're leaving? Yeah. Mid-June. Okay. So then how quickly are you going to start up?

Working? Yeah. Well, that was the whole goal. What Brett did was that I just needed something to be able to know when I got back. So immediately. I could shoot right away. And I'm going to have to tell the audience a million times over, I know the walls are white. I know.

It's not the lighting is good. We're going to just do lighting with some stuff. My wife's going to help me get some stuff in the background. And we're going to slowly build stuff out. And then a couple weeks later, he comes back out to finish it out. because we're going to do a whole tour of it. Because Matt, Sarah, is going to start doing his YouTube channel, and he's going to start filming stuff from in there, too.

He already has a channel. He's got a channel right now, but there's nothing. It's just an intro video from him. He's going back on Joe Rogan on this in June. He's going to promote it. So he's going to... And you're helping produce it? I'm helping produce his show, yeah.

That's great. Yeah, so it'll be... So he's doing, he's going to be doing, like, VR videos. he's going to do like out of the theater reactions he's going to do long form podcast and he's going to have guests and stuff on that and he'll shoot from and he's going to come on your show he's going to be on big thing he's going to be on big thing well definitely in June um like maybe a few times to help promote it and then basically whenever I need him whenever I want he's so he we I went to his I went to his school when I was there because you're going to start straining

you're going to yeah it's part of the it's part of the the deal is that he's going to he because he won't You remember when I had him on the show, he's like, I gave you one excuse. Yeah. He's like, when I came there, he asked me to start rolling around on the mat that night. And I'm like, we were exhausted. And he's like, you get one noise. The next time you're getting on the mat, you're training. So he's, he really wants me to start, like, moving.

So he's training you and you're giving him podcast space. Yeah, I mean, that's, but that's part of the overall, you know, it's like, and I think part of it is because we're going to get material out of it, too, is that we'll kind of talk about the progression of training. So, okay, you're doing, your plan is, From there, for the next chapter of this channel and in general for all things, Christian Arloff, you're going to have a studio, you're going to be doing the yupp stuff over there. Yes.

And you're going to have that channel. You're going to be doing big thing five days a week. Holy shit, that fly is just huge. It was chubby bastard. And no New York fly. Not as big as this New York fly we saw. I couldn't even believe it. I hit it with a newspaper, Roxy, and it said what you got?

What else you do? Nothing. Disnusting. Lafter. So the two channels that you're already doing, those are going to be in full thrive there, except for this one's going to be a little different because you think you're going to be doing five days a week for the big thing.

Yeah, the goal is to do, right now we do, well, technically we do five big things now, but one of them is UAP Tuesday. But what the goal will be is essentially six podcasts a week with one of them being, probably call it down to earth instead of UAP Tuesdays. Probably just be the down to earth show. So good day.

And then that will be on the down earth channel. And then Matt Sarah is going to be doing his stuff from there. Matt Sarah will be doing, yeah. What else? Is that everything you're focusing on in this next chapter? Yeah, I mean, it's like a lot of the movies and stuff. The UAP channel is moving at a speed I didn't expect it to. We're already, we're almost the 25,000 subscribers.

And there's a possible. Not that fast. And then I'm going to get to a place where I might do two videos a day there. But the beauty is that I can start my day. there, if I start at 9 o'clock like I do here, right? It's 6 a.m. 6 a.m. here. So I really don't have to get my first show up until like noon.

So I have time to then put other UAP videos up. I have time to do stuff in general. And I can end my day there a little early if I wanted to, even though it's early. Well, if I end at 6 there, it's like ending in a 3 here. But I don't really record a lot of shows. This will be like my, this would be like my latest show that I would be,

that I would be running. But then it would be 4 p.m. to 5.30. And then I would go home. And I would, I would add it. And then I could edit it at home. And you're going to stay in the office all day, five days. Yeah.

Yeah. And then get a barada slice. No weekends. Probably not. Probably not. So a lot of family time in this next chapter? Yeah. I mean, that's,

that's the overall goal. But I could, the other thing is to make sure that, you know, it's got to, it's a risk in that you got to make sure the sponsor. You've got to keep the sponsors going. You've got to keep the... Has that been something?

Sponsors have been good right now. That's why I always hammered down to the audience that it's like, I want... You know, and I've talked to you about this off air, I will not sign up for anything that I don't think the audience is going to be interested in because, like, the audience needs to get it in order for us to keep doing what we're doing. What's your biggest hesitation about going? I don't really have one, to be honest. There's nothing that you're like, okay, I'm going...

I know I'm going, but this thing is like... Well, the middle sucks to be leaving you guys, you know, for sure. Yeah, I mean, well, my friends, more so than the people. That's what I mean, but the people's everybody. Oh, no, no, not those people. Right. But my... Yeah, but my friends, for sure.

It's like, you know, I was like, as much as he was getting tired of being in New York, it was still one of these things around. I'm like, this will be like eight days with my close buddy that I'll remember just setting this place up and doing that. And it was like, when you're in it, you're like, oh, my God, I want this to be over because you're like, I'm sleeping on a freaking air mattress. It was cool. It was great. It was like we were back in college at one point.

We're sitting in the living room. And I don't know. It was like my wife had this office chair that was delivered. And we had this like patio chair. And we're in the middle of living room watching the, well, first we watched Mad Max Fury Road. And then we tried to watch the original Mad Max. And it just didn't play the way we hoped it would. It was like on an old visio hung above.

a fireplace, yeah, uh, 32 inch across the room. Yeah, squinting to see it. But yeah, it was fun.

It was fun. But, um, but I, this is something, this is like a public service announcement. If you ever go to a screening in, in New York. And this is a message for everyone.

You can't bring a pocket knife in. He brought a pocket knife with them. And they confiscated it. They confiscated. No, I saw a metal detector and I was like, oh shit. I got my,

I've been opening boxes all day. And I went like, I go, excuse me, sir, I have a pocket. knife with me can you hold and he's like yeah it was totally cool you held on it didn't seem like it was a first time uh thing it seems like it happens sometimes but so yeah we that was a fun that was we went to because i needed to test that out to go to the screening it was a warner brother screening

um which so furiosa in um in the hudson screening room and it was a great screening room so sound was awesome so was it like one of the screening rooms here like um the beverly like the smaller ones that we go to? Better, though. Yeah, but this was inside of like a, like. It was not a public. No, you had to like sign into it. It was like it's a Warner Brothers thing, but it's like it's, yeah, it's like a,

it's like a really nice, like really nice theater with great surround sound and everything to it. It was, but not, it was very similar to critics greetings here with the critic conversations that you hear and you're like, really? Yeah. Yeah. Same both places. Same both places. But, um, so we, did you know any of them?

Not there. Not there. I know that Josh Hart. Are you going to be networking with these people? I don't know about those particular people. But I mean, I'm sure there would be some people for sure. I mean, Josh Harwitz goes to these things. And he might become pretty close lately.

So he's great. He's a really hard worker. Really, I love Josh. He's become a good friend. Anyway. Who would have known it would have been Finstone. Yeah. God, Pinstock.

I haven't seen him since he came on the show. I haven't seen or spoken to him or heard from him since he came on a golf course right now. There's no world that I always, he is such a place in my heart. Of course, he's a super, he's a, but of course you think that. Him in big balls. I like have to on the daily argue with women about why I love him. Like all the time on the internet. People don't get it.

Not anymore, but back in the day. Well, back in the day for sure, like people don't get it. It was like that, it's why the Schmo's show kind of peaked when it did. And then when everything else, it was like, there was only so long that Finstock could last in the form that he was in, unfortunately. But, yeah, so we, so that's, that's the, that's the, that's the goal as far as the, um, the guests and as far as setting up the studio. You didn't really speak about guests as much. Well, I mean, I think that when it comes to, like, we had just had Thomas Jane on the show. Cool.

He's a big UFO, big UAP guy. So we had him on. That was virtual. So I'll do virtual with like, celebrity guests for sure. If I need. Because have you been talking to people about your celebrity guest plans? Mm-hmm. Well, the audience.

Yeah. I mean, we have a booker. We're telling them that. Yeah, we told them that. So they've been looking at some stuff. We might actually get Anthony Michael Hall, which I thought was interesting. So cool. Yeah, that's a really good one.

We're waiting for that one. That'd be so cool. We're waiting for that one. So that's an interesting one. There's been a lot of great suggestions as far as those guests. When you say we, do you mean you? What? The whole us.

All of us. You're part of this. I'm we? And I don't, I think that I'm, I think that I don't want you to call me. You say, and I know, I know, I know, it comes from a place of respect. Oh my God. Greg said this to me too.

What? Boss. You hate it. What's up with you guys? I just because I'm not. Well, you are my friend. Yes. And also, when I have to come to work,

you are my boss. And if you tell me I can't come, I can't come. I know. I know. Oh. Come on, Roxie. What are we doing? Remember my entire slogan was, can I come?

Yeah. But after after you fucked me? I mean, come on. Come on. Do you know who fucked me? You fucked me. But not the guy that you slid into the DMs. No, he didn't.

No, he didn't. Nor did anybody else ever for years. I know. I don't know. How crazy is my life? Well, that's a choice. Don't you guys think it's fucked up that you guys have more sex than I do? Come on.

That's fucked up. No. Well, first of all, even though, even though I think so. You mean as far as how we look. Yeah, sure. No, no. I mean as far as that. No, we get what you're saying, Rex.

I feel like I'm in my prime, man. I understand. Yes. But the difference is this. 32. Yeah. Now, rephrase that question. Now, do you, don't you think that you guys at any time you want and any time I want can have sex and you're the ones that get, that's not what's happening.

Yeah. Yeah. If you wanted to. Wait, what was I actually just coming after you for? I don't remember anymore. You come. You come. Yeah.

Oh, call it in boss. Oh, yeah, boss. Yeah. Yeah, because if I say, do we have work tomorrow and you say no, then you're the boss. Yeah, I understand. But I understand. But Greg just had the same talk with me. I had it, but I even had it at Schmowdown even more so when it was probably more.

I empathize with you guys because I think you're in a very tough position. Sturger used to, and I know it came from a place of respect. I know it did. Like Sturger would say, hey, boss, and I'm feeling, I just, I don't like him. Not only does it come from a place. No, he was like, call me daddy. That definitely wasn't said Because he's a father

But to answer your question That was just something that was just like I just and RB3 would do it I just never liked it What do you feel like? You know I understand that it's like Because I know you also always hated family All right let me explain

That wasn't me No that was you No it was Fernandez Really? That was not me. You told me that he hated that? It was not me. I never said that.

Now that you're saying this, you're absolutely right. Yeah. That's right. Yeah, he hated that. He did not like when he's like, we're not a family. We're employee, employers. You can't look at it that way. I understood his perspective on it.

I actually felt opposite of it. Okay, okay. Yeah, yeah. But I understood where he was coming from. Okay, so family over boss. Yeah, I mean, if it was like... How about fam? Stop fam.

No, no, no, I wouldn't do that. Like when I got here today, If I had been like, you've been like, hi, and I've been like, what's up, fam? Nah, it doesn't worry. I mean, it doesn't work for you. But you wouldn't have thought I was mad. No. No.

So. But you didn't call me boss when you showed up. I've never, I never call you boss. No. You are my boss. Anyway, so what else? I mumbled you myself. You're not the boss.

Yeah, yeah. A lot of times. Yeah, which is fair. Boss of me. Do you call him boss? No. No. No, there's been times like I remember like little like things like, hey, I didn't, you know, I don't want to, you know, it's okay because I didn't tell you this, but you can't downplay blah, blah, blah or something like that.

And I'd walk away from there. No, he would say something that to me and I'd go like. So like if we were if we were on the air or if there was something that said like I would. I would make fun of something that he wouldn't want me to. So something. Yeah. I think it's more, you know what it was? I would be looked.

I would like to be looked upon as the producer of the show. I think that's the answer. Is the producer of whatever show they're right? Yeah, because the producer, because when I give a note on the show, it's because I'm trying for the best part of the show itself. So if I say to Brett, hey, you know, when you do that particular thing, you know, it just kind of maybe it devalues what you're trying to do. And he can also say screw you.

I want to do that. I'd say note taken, you're not the most. Right, exactly. 100%. So that's more so. It's weird. Not that I'm the boss of that many people, but I am the boss of some people. Yeah, over it afterwards.

Also, like for World Girls, we've employed people and like Evan Bushar, who I'm fucking obsessed. Oh, nice. He's still our editor. We use him every month. We're obsessed with him. He's the best. And I'm his boss. Yeah, I get it.

I understand it. I just, I don't know. I'm not his only boss. I guess just a label of it. It's like, I don't want to be, I mean, I understand it. But anyway, any other questions or you're good? No, I have like a thousand questions. Oh, they keep going, girl.

So, like, when you guys get there, are you getting there before your fam or you guys... No, we're going, no, that was already, that already happened. So when Brett and I left and we got there on like a Tuesday night, we started, well, no, I don't think we started working on Wednesday. We went, we went by the studio for a second. Yeah, kind of checked it out. Then we went into the city. We went into the city and then we just started.

And we went to, we did like 87 trips to Home Depot, all these different things. So, and then like I said, to get it to where it was, 50% so when my family does come back with me, the dogs coming on the plane. Wrigan, yeah, like the kids. And then we have to wait for the moving truck. Which is coming after you. We hope that it comes like the day after we get there. That's the goal.

And then there's no furniture in the house when the girls get there. And you guys. Air mattresses. Same same shit that we had to go through with. There's that one chair. It's that one chair. We took turns sitting in that one. Yeah.

So it's barebox. What are the conversations with the girls right now? They're loving it. Yeah, they're ready to go. I mean, like, well, the 12-year-old is ready to go. The 6-9-year-old is, like, excited, but I don't think she really, I think she's going to be the one that's hit the hardest. Why do you say that?

She loves her, her friends. She loves her little friends. She's got to. I mean, eventually she won't remember them. Yeah, that's the best part. Yeah, she won't remember them. But, like, right now, she does. How often are you going to be back here?

Well, oh, you want to hear something hilarious? This, I can talk about this. I haven't talked about this at air at all. You know what to bring up? You just book something? Yeah. So I, when I was, Were you not going to be the boss?

Definitely not going to be the boss. I went in at one point I've got, I think I told you this, Roxy, that TMZ reached out. Did I tell you this? No. Strangely enough, they reached out and they, to my wife. From TMZ. A producer. And I go, I don't know if this is real. So I called Ryan Satin. And I said, is this person real? And he said, yeah, that person's real. So I went in and I had, I hate the Hollywood dushy thing. But I had my agent basically. we find this thing out and do the... Yes. That's not honest.

I don't like saying. I'm an agent. But anyway. Hates boss. Hates agent. But he did and he found out, yeah, they want you to go in. And I wasn't going to go. And I was convinced, go in.

It's good exposure. And I went in and it was essentially, I don't want to get, I don't know how much I can talk about what it is. But it was, it was like a pilot. Okay. And I sat down there with Harvey and other people too and had like a, and it was great. Harvey came up to me afterwards. I was like, you did really good job.

And then I got, and then I got a, I got a phone call when we were in New York and they wanted me for the show. And I, it was, no, no, no, don't, don't high-five yet because there was a lot of different reasons why, A, it would have to be a day, I'd have to fly New York, fly right back here. Financially right now, it doesn't make sense. They said you would have to, he would have to take you on board. with him. He was not cool with that. He was not cool with that. He went to fly solo. Okay. Yeah. It was a good one. You turned it down.

I had not, not because I think the show is going to do very well. He's the awesome. It's just, I, not in the position where I could do it right now. And I absolutely. Are you crushed? I was bummed because I actually really liked the crew that I was auditioning with. I thought Harvey was great. I thought that the show, I think the show is going to be popular. But I don't. It just does not make sense for me right now.

For where I am, if I was, if I was 10 or 15 years younger, and if I was like when I was auditioning stuff with Ellis and I lived here, heartbeat. Did you know any of the other people involved? No, but it was hilarious because it was that they actually gave these show notes before we were going to talk about and they referenced my show in the notes as one of the people YouTuber Christian Harlov says this about it, which is hilarious when I was in

in the reading, and I was saying, hey, that's me. About what? About the topic? Yeah, I'll tell you off air what it was about, because I don't want to blow up their spot if they aren't given this information out yet. But it was, that's crazy.

Yeah, I was bummed. I was bummed, but I understood why they couldn't do what we were asking, but I just, I can't do it. I'd have to leave my family for a month after, moving them to, you know, New York a day later. Did, this is not a helpful question anyway, but did any part of that make you second-guess or move? No.

Yeah. Yeah. It's just, it, that's what happens, right? It's like, second. The universe tests you and you make choices. So, no, I mean, it would have been nice. And I hope, and I, you'll, you'll see the show when it, when it comes out and it'll, it'll be popular.

It'll be popular. Wow. I wonder who they're going to use. Probably some of the people that were in the room with me. They were all awesome. They were great. They were great. But anyway.

Wow, that's crazy question. That's crazy. Yeah, what you can do? I can't believe they called your wife. Did you ever figure that part out? Yeah, they just did their research on to try to find. I don't know how they did how they did. But they, you know, it's TMZ, what they do.

Yeah. What are you looking forward to most? The new studio, for sure. Sure. Because you think you will allow you to do what that the studio doesn't. No birds shitting on record players. That's good. No birds coming here, no squirrels.

Having the actual studio itself in office space that I like being. It's nicer. Oh, yeah. The studio, you'll come visit. But I want to hear. Yeah, yeah. It's nicer. Let's have Brett tell about the studio.

It's a studio, man. No, no, it's really. It's, you come into like an actual, you know, building and then, you know, within there it's very quiet like all the other tenants are really not making much racket or whatever which is nice and it's they're going to hate you? Only when Sarah's on. Yeah. That's the only time.

He already tested it out. Yeah. What was funny is that. Like said something about him? No, no, I didn't say anything. But what was funny was I don't think that they realized yet that I, that we were there like to be tenants because we share in air conditioning with the top. floor and it got hot because of the lights and everything too so it was like on a friday and i i turned

it up and i walked out and this and it was a nice woman who walks past in the hallway and she and she walks over and she just turns the air conditioner off right and i hear her say that the part of her was a nice woman she was she was she was nice she wasn't she wasn't looking at me going yeah she was just turning it off because because then she turns and the woman who she works with goes you turn it off now she's like yeah i just don't want it to get cold here over the weekend and I'm like, we're still in here. Yeah, and we will be here all weekend. But I don't, I really don't.

What you do? Go over and turn it back on. Yeah, when she left, I turned it back on. But I, I don't, I don't think she realized that we, because these are people who are there all of the time. And they don't know if they're, where they're working on stuff, what we're doing there. They don't know if we're the clients or not, or tenants or not. So I just thought it was pretty funny. What are you allowed to do?

You're allowed to be there 24 hours a day, seven days a week if you want. My space. Yeah. That's crazy. That's great. So it's like a whole different. Is your family going to come visit you there? Yeah, I mean, we'll be, I mean, it's, I'm going to put the Dragons Lair and the, and the, uh, Star Wars game in the lobby portion of it.

You're bringing all of this? I know. Yeah, I'm bringing, I mean, not all of it, but a lot of that's what we're doing. Yes, I do. Right behind you. I, yeah, so I hate that you asked me that. I hate that you asked me. Yeah.

No, you weren't. It was. And I hate that you asked me that. Oh, man. Because that's why I put it there. Put it where? It's back there. It's in the box because I was going to,

now I have to do it now. Might as well. It's stupid. I was going to give this to you. There, look at that. Yes, it's why I said,

why did you know that I wanted this? Did you love Marcel? Have I said this to you 50? Oh, yeah. Yeah, when we were packing it up, I said,

I'm going to give this to Roxy. I hate that I asked you too. That would have been so much better. It was even, oh, you got the cord or two? I'm so happy. I've wanted this for so long.

I know. I know. And I was going to, And I was going to, and I literally said, Let's try again. Yeah, yeah, try it. Multiverse, multi-verse. Yeah, yeah.

Do it next week. That's, no, because I'll forget. Do it next week. We're not doing a show next week. That's cool. Perfect. All right, so should we do TV stuff or do you want to ask any more questions? Do you have anything else?

Or are you good? Brett, do I miss something? Like, is there something that you saw in New York that you're like, oh, she should know this? No, not at all. Like, I mean, I think your concerns with, like, like doing remote shows and stuff like that. Like I researched a lot of things, like I said,

to get him to be able to switch the cameras. Reasons that would not annoy him because like stream yards, I know he didn't want to do it that way. And now I can do it, but now I can do it through stream yard and not be annoyed. Because you liked Video Ninja, but there was issues with it that you weren't.

My problems with Streamyard were the same set freaking shot that you can't change. the sound issues with it. And those are my main things. And I can literally do, if I set up my shot, I can do, and it doesn't distort the quality because I'm doing it through OBS. Like, Streamyard distorts the quality of your shot. So if I, this is my shot now,

that's what my shot will look like on Streamyard with through OBS. And I can do, and I can make sure that we just fuss with your guys shot. And we're still trying to figure out what we're going to do with you two in studio together or not. We're still working on that. Okay. So, yeah. I just don't know why you're moving to Manhattan.

Yeah, I know. I know. Oh, shit, I doxed him. Oh, ha-ha. Stand up. I asked you about this a little bit last time. Oh, yeah, but it didn't make it. You said that there's a school that you, or a local play.

No, it's a local club. Yeah. There's a club that is a club that's local that we're probably going to do a show. And ideally, I would love to do it when you. you're out there in July. I don't know if we can get it done in time. Probably maybe work on it towards October. Well, what's your stand-up thoughts?

Like, you want to do that and stay there? Are you going to try and be going to the city? Or is this big show here the last? No, no, no, no. It's the last big one that we'll do in L.A. for a while. But I think that stand-up can't be something with everything you just asked me 10 minutes ago about all the stuff that I'm going to be doing with five shows. I can't pursue, I can't half-ass.

pursuing stand-up. Like if, you know, good, but... Oh, I was just remembered something, and I don't want to forget. We were going to get coffee, and this was maybe the first or second day there, and somebody goes, I just illegally parked.

Are you Christian Harloff? Right, right. And wanted a picture. He goes, yeah, I used to watch. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and I said, and it was super nice guy. Yeah, yeah, really nice guy, but afterwards, because he kept mention,

I used to watch it. He probably said it like 15 times. Yeah. Oh, my God. Didn't know, it didn't point out that I was, so he's like, he hasn't seen no one. I said he hasn't watched like with Ellis and I like in the first, it's like because he didn't know who you were.

And if he didn't know who you were, then he hasn't watched in a long time. And I was like, that's totally cool. It was a super sweet guy parked the car to come to L.O. People eating or kind of looking over like, right. Because where we were is.

Yeah, it's kind of, it's so different there. I was back east and I went to this place called Mike's Pastries, which if you ever went to Boston, it's the best pastry place in the world. It's in the north end. Boston people fight if it's modern Mike's or Bova.

I'm a Mike's girl. Anyway, I'm sitting in line at Mike's long line and with my little sister. And this woman says, are you Roxy Stryor from Live at the Roxy? Which is so funny because that you know, like, I do that for my people, but that's not like the thing that I promote. And my sister just started crying. She was so fucking. Because she, like, out here, we see that all the time or get it more, but like back home.

And everybody in line is looking at me like, is this girl somebody who? I was supposed to recognize it because it never happened. Right. And my sister's just like crying as this person said it. I was like that's really. Yeah. So, but that was, that was a funny moment. But we were saying, like, leading up to that, what did you say?

I don't know, Brett. You were talking about something. And Brett said, I don't forget. Oh, stand up. Oh, yeah. And I think that what it'll be is that in October, if, for Comic Con, because Ellis always does a show out there, I'll probably definitely do his show. If he'll have me.

And I think he said that you want him to. What? In the New York Comedy Club. Yeah. I came. Yeah, you did. So we'll do that. And then what I might try to do because of that, because of that time period,

is I might try to put a comedy show together in that other place that I'm thinking. And then have Ellis, I'm sure Ken will be there. In New York? Yeah. Is Ken the person thinking of moving to New York? No, for Comic-Con. He usually always goes with, yeah, he usually goes with, um. Grace?

Well, Grace, I mean, I'm sure she'll be, but he usually goes with Ellis all the time. So, um, anything else? No, nothing for now. All right. Now before we get moving, guess what guys? You ever see the movie Marcel the Shell? What? It's right.

I love it. It was my favorite movie. Roxy loved it. And Roxy, I have a gift for you. Because I know how much you love this. This is for you. I've wanted this for so long. I know.

That's for you. That is going to be. I'm so excited. Now you know. Every time you look at it and you realize, why am I not on the show anymore? You can look at that. I'm obsessed with this.

I'm going to keep this on my desk. It's heavy. Yeah. He used to hang out in the background. Oh, no, I opened it up when I first looked at it and I added the quarter to it because I think I found it on the ground somewhere. Yeah, he used to hang out.

You're giving me a quarter. I know. Yeah, you get the quarter also. Hey. No, you're supposed to put a matchbook in. there. I think you have to, you're supposed to add pieces to it. Well, congratulations. You guys are together. And that was going to be my initial answer for you, which I thought you would have dated Marcel the shell. Inside you'll find, oh, this is so cool. Well, there you got

rocks. A long thing, object, like a match cotton swabber. Okay, there's things that are missing, but this is the only thing that matters. No, you have to add them. That's the thing. You didn't come with them. Now, inside you will find components for. Compartments. Compartments. Compartments. Yeah. I know. I know. Here's the thing. Here's what really fucking pissed me off. Uh-oh. When I was like,

I thought the sound thing, the sound thing, you know, the sound thing. And then when I was wrong, I was wrong. And everybody was like, not everybody,

a couple people. Classic fucking broad, never admitting when she's wrong. Ooh. And it was like, I clearly admitted I was wrong. Right. So I was wrong just now as a compartment.

That's okay. I admit what I'm wrong. We forgive you. All right. Let's get to some TV stuff and then we'll call it up. All right, Roxy, start it up. You're watching tires? No.

Oh, all right. I'm watching one show right now. I've told you about it. Brett, this is real. I've seen a preview. This is real. This show's so stupid and it's on Netflix. And the episodes are like five minutes.

No, they're like 20 minutes. And there's six of them. And it's like a dumb bro humor show about these comedians, real-life comedians, but on the show, they're the actors, and they run a tire shop or oil-changing shop, a mechanic place. And it's a, I still don't think I did get there. What's a mechanic shop? They're mechanics.

They do oil and tires. Yeah, mechanics. Mechanics. Okay. And it's one location. And it's just that, and it's like six actors in one location. People come in and they make like dumb sex. bro jokes. It's stupid. It's so stupid. I watched it in one sitting because I was like,

this is so fun. They probably spent two cents on this. I like all these comedians. It's an easy, easy watch. I don't recommend it to you, Christian, only because I can't get you to watch as many shows. So like, I'm going to save the recommendations for you. But Brett, you watch a ton. This is an easy no-brainer for you. Let's do it. Okay. So everybody kept telling me I needed to watch Ripley. You guys have been hearing about this show for a minute on Netflix, black and white. show about this vagabond who is sent by rich guy's parents to go bring him back from Italy. Okay. And, um...

Don't love it. No, I... It's really well done. This show takes itself very seriously. Um... Too seriously? It's like, it's in black and white. Okay.

And it is like, um, half an Italian. And it's like, uh, it just takes, it, it doesn't make, there's not one joke. one second ever, ever, no levity at all. Okay. I'm liking it, but I'm like... It's intense. It's intense. It's intense.

It's an intense. For sure. I put Abbott Elementary on my list because it just had a serious finale, and I haven't talked about it in a little bit. Series finale or season? Sorry, season finale. Season finale. It's season three, are we on?

And this is my favorite network sitcom that is on right now. And it is like just so, so worth people's time. I am loving what they're doing with the ship. I'm loving the guest stars they've started to have on. You know, this season we had like Bradley Cooper made an appearance. A lot of like Philly people are popping in sports and stuff. It's been cool. And I love the show.

It makes me legitimately laugh out of every single episode really good. And it's a good time to binge it because I just had their season finale. Hacks is excellent this season. This show, like my Grammy asked me for one show recommendation for it right now. And I was like, this is a knockout for you. Not just because you have to be older to like it, but because there's not many shows that are centered around, like, Gene Smart is in the second half of her career.

She's really trying to make a comeback, not the actress, the character. And this show is funny, it's poignant. It's like about, can you teach an old dog new tricks? How should older comedians be dealing with? Trans issues, queer issues. like how do they talk about things when they've been talking about things one way for so long, what's appropriate to tell us a joke anymore. And it,

but it does it in a really entertaining way, love hacks. Okay. Do you guys, have you heard about the Ashley Madison doc? Not the doc, I mean, I know, I remember,

I mean, like Howard Stern used to advertise this all the time back in a day. Oh, you don't know the scandal, you only know the website. No, yeah, yeah, I don't know the website. Oh, Ashley Madison had like the biggest data breach in all time of all the sites where where millions and millions of people. People's information got leaked for being on the site and it ruined like millions of marriages. I'm sure.

And so this is the doc about the leak and about the site and the leak and where it is now. And it was a fascinating doc. You guys know I find these docs that I just became obsessed with. What comedian just did a joke that I saw that was like there's nobody more dangerous than a person who's just watched a documentary? It was like, all I want to talk to about people is like, do you guys see about the action and ask you? And then I did exactly what the show recommended that I don't do. which is go to the leaks and start typing in random married people I know to see. Oh, wow.

They're on there. And the show is saying, don't do that. Don't be a nosy buddy. Don't try to ruin people's lives. And immediately, I typed in my dad. I typed in my uncles. Nobody I knew was on there. I was like, ooh, baby.

But, like, that's what I started doing. Did you put us in there? I didn't put you guys in there. Okay. Why were you in there? No. Yeah, every day. Were you?

No, I mean, like. I would figure it if I was in there, you would call me out. Yeah, but the reason I didn't start going crazy, crazy is I also sort of think, like, there's a lot of people who've denied it, and you, none of the emails or names are verified. So, like, I'm not saying Hunter Biden wasn't actually in there, but Hunter Biden's names in there, and he's claimed he hasn't been in there, and there are people who have claimed, like, tooth and nail, like Snooky's husband and stuff, and they're like, I never did that. Like, a lot of people signed up with fake names and fake people's names, and whatever it is.

So it's like, it's not a sure thing, but I'll type... Why would you sign up? With your real name, that's the question. Because they said that was what the doc is about. On the front page, it says 100% secret, whatever, and they had just made their own little Photoshop images. Like they hadn't actually gone through any security at all. It was like the least secure website ever.

Morally, how do you feel about that company that it existed? What I think was morally the bigger quam was like the people running it, the person running it was a guy who was married who claimed he was faithful to his wife. and that this was to help people's marriages. That's all a crock of shit, right? Like, how are we going to be as a society just justifying cheating? Infidelity. Right.

Yeah. I always thought it was an icky company. I always. I couldn't believe that it was real. Especially because also, like, you would like to think that the best people you know who have had affairs, they were not premeditated, you would like to think like, and still it doesn't make it right, but like people just like got so caught up in some moment or some person. They met a person.

They couldn't stop them. Whatever. Doesn't make it right at all. But like to sign up for a website, to cheat on purpose, get a divorce. Yeah, exactly. Get a divorce because you're trying to cheat. Like you are going out of your way to cheat on somebody. But the doc also reveals half the people that were on there were bots, like not the men, the women,

because they kept saying, come and like these women would be there and talking them like, oh, hey, haughty, whatever. And they're bots. It's bullshit. Yeah. Well, there you go. All right. So that one's on.

So good. Yeah. Three parts. I just haven't seen you in a minute, so I haven't talked to you about Bridgeton. The first half of the season came back. It's smoking hot. It is smoking hot. That's stuff.

Hoo. That guy's not smoking hot, though. I got to tell you, he's an absolute smoke show. This picture is not doing him justice. Terrible picture. But this is the couple of the season. They've been besties. I can't tell you guys how much this is something to watch with your wives.

Okay. Well, I didn't want. I thought the first one was like the most played out storyline and I really did not enjoy it. No. But how was it afterwards with your wife? I don't know. I think I just checked out and went to sleep because I just was like, oh, God, I've seen this. That's crazy if you watch it. So look, it's hard for me to find things to watch with my wife. Yeah. But I did it. Oh. And I found it with Dark Matter. And we are now, I mean, we actually have Roxy Beat. There's only four, there's five episodes up right now.

We are four episodes into this thing. I'll catch up way faster. You probably will. But we'll probably be caught up because it'll be, because I think the new one just debuted on Wednesday. Oh, today? Today or yesterday. I don't know, one of the two.

Anyway, I love this show. It's right up my alley. Do you know what it's about, Roxy? No, I told you. I thought it was his dark materials. Do you want to know kind of what it's about? No, nothing. It's a sci-fi.

What time period? Current day. Okay. No, then I don't want to know anything else about it. Do you want to know, Brett, anything? No, let's all. All right. So you should watch it all.

I was looking to see if you got all my shows and you did. It felt like you didn't have all my shows. Don't be embarrassed. All right. So, Roxy's in a much better mood now. Yeah. So. Do I see them the same as when I walked in or no?

No, be honest with me. Oh, I think so. I didn't see any. Well. Okay. Believing every bit of that anyway. And did you do this on purpose? These are so cute.

Thank you. That's right. That one little curl of a messer. I'll have to call Adam Ray. He was cute. Are you on Ashley Madison? Do you know who? Do you know, I'll just give you this one little shit before I go.

My, do you know how I'm a conservator to a woman? Well, yeah. Do you guys know I'm a conservator to somebody? No? Oh, yeah, yeah. Meaning, well, you take care of your grandparents and then other people. There's a woman that I'm the conservatory too. Okay.

Anyway, there's a woman I'm a conservatory too. love her. She's amazing. She's in her 80s. She called me and was like, can I set you up with so money? Oh. Nice. I don't never go well. She like, got me go over and like look at like printed photos. He's young. He's 65 years old. Printed photos. I was like, that's where I'm at right now. I love you. Are you going out of them or no? I told her yes. He's really cute. But he doesn't live here. And that's, you guys know. I told you I was going to set you up with that one person. And then you said no, because you suggested him to Steph. Yeah. I have that trash of you.

But I had them both. If somebody's right for Steph, they're not right for me. But we don't know if that was the case. Didn't happen? Yeah. But like, you were seeing somebody at times. For the same reason, I didn't say, you should be with Clark.

I would never recommend that. You're giving men way too much credit. Yeah. Do you remember my friend Eric? Phil. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Perfect. Exactly.

His name is both Eric and Phil. No, we used to call him, Phil, but his name's Eric. Mark Ellis responded to me. Oh, what do you say? Okay, let's say. Christian didn't go like, well, let's see. Step likes this type of man. I think this would be.

No, it's just like, hey, that guy's single and he's nice. Right. That's how it sold out. He said, damn it, Roxy, damn it. No vaping. Remember what he called? Yeah, I remember. Meet me outside pre-show and you can at least hang in the green room.

Ticks are completely sold out. Yeah. Wow. But in the green room, will I be able to hear you? Yeah. I don't know. Like there's that. Yeah, maybe.

It's like a curtain. You might be able to sneak in. I don't know. We'll see. I'll put the bench on the stage. You can watch it from the stage. Yeah. So you should text them in the middle of the show.

Go stand up in the back. Right before we end the show, you should go ahead and text right now as opposed to just waiting. I bumped into Chile. You told me to read it. What am I supposed to respond? Yeah, no, you can respond later. All right, you guys respond.

I think of you from getting dogs. I have to finish where I said. Yeah. I bumped into Chile. from TLC in the belly room once. Did you? Yeah, she's a little teeny. Did you not just hear him say,

I bumped into chili? I had to clarify that. All right, everybody. So that is what we're talking about here today. It's over and done with it. It's the show. So we talked a lot about New York. I hope you got a lot of people

have been asking about it. So we figured this one was for you guys. Everybody's asking about it. So we figured we'd have this kind of show for you guys today. So make sure you put your comments in there. Any things you might have? And maybe Roxy can ask some of those questions

because she always goes to the comments so you can ask more questions and then she'll answer them or she'll ask them next week so thanks for joining us here today roxy where can they find you everywhere at roxy strayer Brett what's going on with the new with the with the with the channel uh what channel above board tv just still doing um we're we're we're yeah we're working on some stuff yeah it is i never met anybody that is harder for to plug stuff well it's what they're doing like you said above board tv he said well well well yeah we're working on Listen, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's partially also, let me explain it. It's partially also a production company that we're trying to build out to make money to, to do.

The YouTube thing is a, is a fun part of it. Right. But we've, I've been laser focused on building out the studio. And you're crushing it. You're crushing it. It's still good over there. So make sure you, you guys, if you do check it out and then give Brett some love to who's been helping out. What we did see, what you've seen in the studio thus far, you're going to see even more once he's done with it in July.

So thanks to you guys, if you can. You want to support you. Hey, you knew you're moving to New York and want to support the show. Get yourself something. Get yourself something. One of those sponsors, that will help the show, I promise you. Thanks for joining us here today. Appreciate it.

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