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The Matan Show - Matan Debates Amouranth on OF & Her Crazy Husband
Episode Date: May 18, 2025...
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Hello everybody welcome back to the podcast for today's guest we have Amorant please welcome
in and you can come in please and sit in the middle here and for today's co-host please
welcome in Mike.
Please welcome in Mike.
What's his breed?
Please welcome in Mike.
Let's get Mike in here.
Did you get him from the shelter?
And by the way in case you didn't notice we brought one of your fans out today here, special for you.
We flew him out.
Oh, well that's nice of you.
He's excited to meet you. His name is also Mike.
Oh, nice to meet you, Mike.
You guys, you have anything you might want to say to him?
Uh, thanks for being a fan. Thanks for being a supporter.
Is this usually your fan-based type of thing?
Yeah, this tends to happen. They talk a lot to me online when I meet them in person. They're really quiet and reserved
No, he's just a mute. Oh
Well, that's nice. Yeah, but do they usually act and behave and look like this? I would say he's typically
Older than I normally meet but you know a little bit older. I'm getting a little younger this guy on the ground here
That's Mike Mike. He's not a fan of fan of yours no but he's not a hater he
just um he just doesn't have any thoughts he just he's just chilling here
today okay please don't let him make you
uncomfortable just try to ignore him if you can and please in case anybody
doesn't know you please introduce yourself tell him a little bit about and
all that one which camera is itever one you want to look at. The main shot is
that one right there. Okay. Well hello, I'm Kate, also known as Amaranth. I stream on
Twitch, kick, and I do a lot of random stuff on social media. I'm on Instagram. I think
my website's downbad.com. Your what? My website downbad.com. That's your personal website? Yes. Okay, are you
the type of person who would have sex with a dog for a buck or two? No. Why not?
I don't want to fuck dogs or my kids. Or your kids? What do you mean?
I had my fur children. Oh you're saying like your dogs are your kids? Yeah I adopted them.
You seem like you would do like basically anything for money is that not true no I think I have too much money at this point too much
money what about a couple years ago I guess before you had enough money is
that something you would have done probably not that extreme you know I
have I have worn like pigeon masks and stuff in lingerie. I've done stuff like that for money.
So not that far yet, but you never know.
Maybe if you didn't end up making as much money as you did,
you would have went down that rabbit hole.
Probably not.
Okay. Probably not.
Where in your house is the crypto stored?
That's a good question.
I'm still trying to find it actually.
Yeah, I don't know. I'm just curious and my friend wants to know and
a couple bodies of mine want to know. It's actually in a security deposit box
at the bank so. Oh so not in your house? No it's never been in my house. I thought
you said it was by the pool. No it wasn't I would try to tell them it was in a
pool hall table just to you know. Oh like pool table. Yeah, just so I would have an excuse to lead them somewhere, but didn't really
You know it was but maybe you could be lying right now. You're trying to discourage more people from going to your house I
Mean I could be you never know well. Yeah, that's why I'm asking. I'm not the type of guy to rob anybody obviously
Really you never you would neverooped that low for money?
No.
What would you do for money?
Maybe I would try doing a podcast.
I wouldn't sell pictures of my ass probably though.
Oh, well what if someone wanted to pay you a lot?
I think I would pass.
I would be a little...
I wouldn't feel great about it.
But I mean, you do you.
I don't want to turn this into like a debate or something about it.
Obviously we have different ethics on that. this guy will do anything and I'm
not paying him so I mean you might not even be the most degenerate one. I mean everyone's
different you know we all have our limits and what we're willing to do.
So what bank is the crypto store that in what deposit box number? Good one I don't
even know. You don't know? Yeah I know. You're just divesting all your money into Bitcoin while it's crashing and you don't know what it's doing?
That's right. What do you think is the next good move? What meme coin should I do?
I have no idea. I don't have that much. I don't have even close to as much money as you. So I mean, you seem to be much better with it.
That's probably true. But that's okay. I mean, only don't have that much because you have like morals and ethics
You know you're not willing. I don't think if I did what you did. I would make that much money anyways
Oh really? Yeah, but it's not like a jealousy thing
I'm fine where I'm at, but I mean I could have as much money as you if I knew where your crypto was
Yeah, that's probably true so any any hints? Maybe a prop hunt there?
I'll try to find it.
Next collab, we can do a scavenger hunt.
Well, I don't know about that.
Would you give money to a beggar on the street if he was parading around a dead snake?
What does a dead snake have to do with the difference?
Well, he's asking for money, but that's how instead of a sign or anything he's
holding like a dead pet snake. He's really proud of it. He has it on top of
his shoulder.
I might give him a dollar.
Why are you not interacting with your good fan here?
I don't normally interact with my good fans.
Not in person? You said they'd like to talk to you more online?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, but he's here today in person?
Hi. Not in person, you said they'd like to talk to you more online? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but he's here today in person.
Hi.
Why is he not interacting with me?
He's mute.
He gets to wave.
Is he deaf too?
I mean maybe he's just a little nervous to meet you.
Oh, that's understandable.
He's starstruck.
Yeah, what's the look on his face?
He kind of looks like the girl who played snow
white you know it's like the black woman I don't know what she is do you have any
evidence that children under the age of seven can't fly if they jump on out if
they jump from a high enough building under the age of seven yes they're
human children human children hmm not yet yet, but Elon Musk will probably make some bionic wings of children.
Well, do you have any evidence that it doesn't work?
No.
I don't have kids of my own to test the theory on.
By the way, Mike, I don't want to offend you with this next one, but I guess it's a little
... You don't have to consider him part of it.
Do you ever feel bad that some sorry middle-aged losers online is going to spend his last five dollars which he stole from his mother on you before he dies of vitamin D deficiency?
No, I don't feel bad about that because if it doesn't go to me it just goes to some other girl, right?
Yeah, I guess but that's like saying um I don't know if I don't call him the n-word somebody else
is going to. Oh, I don't steal though they choose to donate it. I'm not saying you're stealing. I mean, I'm not hurting the guy by saying it to him either.
But it probably still wouldn't be a great thing to do.
I disagree. If they want to give it to a lot, who am I to deny them? That's someone's kink,
you know? They love giving money. It's a lot of people's kink actually.
Yeah, well, I don't, I mean, a lot of them probably don't really have the money. They're
just degenerates. Oh, that's not true. The ones who have the k lot of them probably don't really have the money. They're just degenerates
Oh, that's not true. The ones who have the kink of giving money have a shit ton of money
They literally will pay me to make like a 30 second video telling them that they're a piece of shit and to fuck off
And they'll pay me seven thousand dollars to do that. So they have a lot and you know, but you don't feel bad for them
No, I don't feel bad. I'm happy to offer that service
But how do you know that?
Why would you assume that that seven thousand is not really just part of the lower?
Like why do you assume they have that much money if they're spending it?
Because they paid it.
Yeah, but that I mean seven thousand bucks.
I mean sure it could be part seven thousand of a million, but it could also be seven thousand of seven thousand.
Well, that's their choice.
They can live how they want.
No, I know, but you don't feel bad a little bit.
They're creating that sort of parasocial relationship with you.
And then when they meet you in person, they just don't know what to do.
No, usually the ones who do that don't ever meet me in person.
But well, you're not being really nice to him and he met you in person.
I mean, you're like, you're almost ignoring him.
Like, he's ignoring me.
I said hello.
He's not waving back.
If anything, I should be offended.
You should be trying to calm him down a little bit.
He seems calm already.
It's him who's not calm.
What do we do about this one?
That's not a friend of you.
That's just an animal.
Hmm.
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are you scared that the flying fish will steal your gold?
who's the flying fish?
yeah
okay
what do you think?
uh probably not
before emmerent you went you went by Rabawicz Holmes, why did you decide
to change your name? I went by what? Rabawicz Holmes, why did you decide to change your
name? I don't even know what you just said. That was your persona online, like your stage
name on Twitter, whatever? I don't think I had anything before Amaranth. Just Amaranth?
So you're saying that person wasn't you?
No, whatever that is, no.
Okay.
Is your husband trying to humiliate himself by being with you?
No, I don't think so.
Explain that a little bit, I guess.
We met before I was ever Amaranth and he has helped me, you know, create this entire empire and helps manage all the finances and
investing and
now he streams with me.
So at one point he wasn't humiliating Sam himself but now he is?
I would say not.
He's pretty much a badass hero.
He literally shot one of the robbers to save me.
You said you met him before you were a streamer?
Yeah, we've been married for 10 years.
Is this the same one that you said you didn't like anymore or no different guy?
No, we had some rough patches, but that's you know, that's marriage that happens sometimes and now we're pretty good
Okay. Well, I mean didn't you threaten to kill your dog?
He did that when he was angry, but he went to therapy so it was just a little piece That's what I do what I'm pissed. It's ready to kill somebody's. He doesn't, he's never actually done anything. You bitch, I'm going to kill your dog.
Those weren't his words.
He's never actually done that.
I'm not liable here.
I'm just cheating around, but that's what he said.
People say things they don't mean when they're very angry.
We went to therapy and he's never actually done anything.
I think that actions speak much louder than words.
How did you explain that to the therapies?
What did you say to them?
Said we're getting a little argument to threaten to kill my dog.
What was the explanation there?
I mean, we just had the recording already, but you know,
yeah, but is this therapist like keeps up with your online stuff?
He went to anger management too, for that portion on his own.
And then we went to a couple of therapy after.
So, I don't know.
I feel like it's...
But that was a couple years ago?
Yeah, that was quite a few years ago now.
Yeah, well, I mean, well I saw that video where he did shoot those robbers trying to
steal your crypto.
That was pretty cool.
I mean, but are you not scared that his aim might be a little good in case he does try
to shoot your dog?
No, I'm not worried about it. He could get a headshot. The dog won't be running around in the darkness. But are you not scared that his aim might be a little good in case he does try to shoot your dog?
No, I'm not worried about it. He could get a head shot. The dog won't be running around in the darkness. It'll be real easy for him.
No, he wouldn't do that.
Are you sure? I mean, he's the one who threatened it, not me.
Yeah, I'm sure.
Okay.
Do you have any passions slash hobbies or are you a hollow husk of a human?
Oh, I have so many passions.
My passion is mostly just spending time with animals.
I have a huge aviary right next to my desk.
And I love...
Okay.
I didn't know you like shooting birds but alright.
No I like birds.
I'm just making a joke about your husband.
He's the one who rescues birds before I did even.
Like parrots or just like pigeons or what is it?
Like doves.
Oh doves, okay.
Is he nice to them?
Yeah, he's very nice.
I'm not trying to make fun of him by the way.
I'm just, I mean, I guess intrigued, it's like an interview, you know what I mean?
So don't take it personally.
Sure.
Go ahead please.
Um, yeah.
I just love spending time with animals.
Bunnies.
Sorry about that.
I just couldn't control myself.
How long could you survive if we throw gas on you then light a fire?
I don't know, maybe I should be weighed against a duck to see if I'm a witch or not, that
way you know if I'll burn or not.
I don't understand, a witch is supposed to not burn?
No, just, you know, let's get a scale, figure it out.
I don't understand what
you're trying to say. I'm not saying you're a witch I'm just saying how long
would you last like if we put that up for pay-per-view and people paid like
50 bucks. If I was a witch I think it lasts longer. Okay how much money will you make on
OnlyFans when you look old and disgusting? Well my AI will take over so
it'll stay 20 forever. Yeah but why would anybody pay for that?
I mean I wouldn't pay for it to begin with but they're paying for AI? Yeah there's lots of AI.
You're saying AI people are paying for that? Some of mine is yeah. I have lots of options for people.
Should these people be given full access to human rights or just I mean what do we do with them?
What do you mean these people? These your fans here look Mike Do you think he's not a human? I?
Don't I he's a human by definition. I don't know if we should have full human rights
That's kind of rude you won't even look at him in the face
You know I've looked at him you're trying to ignore eye contact with Mike Mike and Mike here and I think I live them
Oh, I didn't I forgot he was there. Hi.
I've actually looked at them more in the eye than you have I would say.
Because you can't even see his eyes from where you are.
Why are you trying to dehumanize him just because he's dehumanized?
I deal with this guy all the time. He's not looking at me.
I'm trying to dehumanize him because I...
Well not him specifically. I don't know if he's paying for the AI stuff.
But I mean, whatever. It's all about to begin with. But I didn't know that. Why would people pay for that? Why wouldn't they just create the AI themselves? Hey guys, sorry for the interruption. I don't really know what to say. No, I like money so I think I'm going to just stay on my own.
You would prefer them to pay you?
Yeah, of course.
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Is there anything you're not willing to do for money?
Um, fuck animals not willing to do that.
We went over that, yeah.
Anything else?
Um, you know.
Would you become a hunter of animals?
No.
Sorry dog.
I don't think I would do that.
For sure no? No.
You already have a partner in crime.
I mean we haven't committed any crime yet but yeah sure.
Not like, no I'm just saying like
the verbiage of it, like that's like a term used
in like movies. Sure. Okay.
He would get on board with that don't you think?
Probably not.
But sure.
Whatever you want.
If gay means happy, why do I get mad when I see one?
That's a great question.
Maybe you should go to therapy.
I guess I could.
I don't believe in therapy, and I don't really think it's an issue to begin with.
Okay.
Well, then you do you.
Well, I'm just asking why does why do I get so
angry and why why did they title it like that? I don't know how was your childhood?
Nothing gay, nose like s***. I just makes me angry. Why does it make you angry?
Let's talk about it. Would it make I't know it's same way I guess it would make me angry somebody threatened to kill a dog I'd be like wow
man that's messed up and then I guess we the gay people I just be like you know
I mean okay you don't agree that's not your instinctual reaction no I don't
really care what people do as long as long as it doesn't affect me or hurt anybody, they can be gay if they want.
Okay. Who will you be voting for president in the midterms?
I typically don't vote for president.
I guess if you had to. The midterms are coming up next year.
I don't know. Who are the moderate candidates?
I don't know. I the moderate candidates. Um, I don't know.
I know, I'm sure Trump will be running.
That's not a moderate, exactly.
I don't know who the moderates are.
Exactly.
You're asking the people who are in the middle?
Yeah.
I mean, they're not going to win anyways.
You're going to vote for like Jill Stein?
That's why I typically don't vote.
Well, I'm saying if you had to, you would vote for somebody like Jill Stein?
I don't know who that is.
I don't really know if she's moderate. I just know she's not a Republican or conservative. I guess you could
do like RFK if he was running independently? I don't know. You don't know RFK? I mean I know
who he is but I don't know if I would vote for them. I feel like RFK is the type of guy to be
subscribed to your you know your stuff you know what I mean? You think so? What makes you think that?
I don't know, he looks sort of like this guy.
Sometimes I get a little creeped out when I look at RFK on photos.
I like him though, he says some crazy stuff, I think it's funny.
Are you scared that the flying fish will steal your gold?
What is the flying fish exactly?
Oh, I asked that one already?
Yeah, you did.
Oh, well move on then.
What percent of your fans are morbidly obese? Hmm I haven't really asked them before that's a good question.
You don't have numbers on it? No it's not really something that I take data on.
Yeah but you're all about making money maybe if you knew more statistics about your fans you could
use that to drive some more revenue. What do you think that I could do differently like a mukbang or something?
I have no idea.
I mean I don't, it's not really my style of content to begin with but I mean you said
you got, I mean you said your husband is the one behind the scenes managing all of it so
maybe you have an idea of what to do with it.
No, no he just helps me with the investments and the money side.
Oh he's the one putting it in crypto.
Yeah some of it. Are you making
money on that or losing when it just crashed recently? Oh no we're making money on it. We bought
crypto when it was like four thousand dollars in value and got some from sponsors. You bought crypto
when it was four thousand in value? Yeah. What does that even mean? Like when bitcoin. When bitcoin
it was four thousand dollars per bitcoin? Yeah. So that's a long time ago $4,000 per Bitcoin. Yeah
You invested in many years ago. Yeah, and then we got some also from sponsors. Oh you did like a meme coin scam on your Fan no, no, no, it was like
There's sponsors like cash app who would pay you in crypto. It wasn't meme coin. I haven't done that yet
You think I should I've been considering it. I mean, honestly, I think you should yeah
Usually I would tell people not to but I mean
What I I don't really know I don't think it would affect your reputation much. Yeah, probably not. So why haven't you done it?
Just not sure I guess if I should or not. Hmm. Not sure if it's worth the hassle
What hassle I mean you're I it doesn't seem like anybody really goes to jail or have faced any legal consequences
Just the headache of setting it up and looking at it all but maybe I could just I thought you said it was your husband
Handling it the one who kills dogs. Sorry the one who threatened to
No, not that
What what gun would use
Rifle on you or we talking about what are we talking about the. Like this guy I guess? But he's not really a dog.
Oh. I have no idea what he would use on him. I don't know. It depends if he would try to break in the house or not.
Yeah, he'd be looking for crypto. If somebody subscribes to your OnlyFans, should they be allowed to follow and stalk you at all times?
Uh, no. Why not? Because stalking is bad.
Why?
It's dangerous and it's a violation of privacy and no one should do it.
Yeah, but that could be funny if there were like a thousand like obese guys running around
trying to find you.
I mean, if you want that, you just go to Walmart.
Yeah, but they wouldn't be there to see you. They wouldn't be chasing anybody around specific at Walmart they would just be
looking for food they'd be buying groceries you just hold up some Oreos
and by the way sorry if this set here is making you uncomfortable with
everything I know it's that's fine I wasn't I had worse I've had worse you've
done worse interviews than this before not really interviews I would say just
more awkward situations personally.
Well I guess that's good, it gives me a little bit of like confidence here that at least
something is worse than mine.
Yeah.
Oh, also, are your fans the type of people who pee themselves in bed because they can't
get up?
I don't think they're quite that old.
I don't know if it just has to do with old.
I mean, I guess just really fat, really obese.
I don't know, I've never met any really obese ones.
Usually the ones that go to conventions aren't that obese.
Well, if they're too fat to get out of bed to pee,
I don't think they'd be going to conventions.
Right, so then I wouldn't know if they are.
I guess, yeah, you did say you don't have stats on that,
but I have like stats on my thing that says like 97 and a half percent of my audience are men
and then two and a half percent of my audience are lying.
So you don't have stats on that for like your the weight of your fans and stuff like that?
No, it's not really important.
So what do you have to fill out when you're subscribing to your stuff?
What type of info?
It's your credit card.
Not age or anything?
No, I mean about 18 because you have to be 18 for the show their ID but
like you don't have to. So does it make you uncomfortable that a majority of
your audience are little kids tweaking out or what? Does it make you uncomfortable
that besides the fat people a majority of your audience are probably just
little kids tweaking out or no? No that's like a that would be more like an Aiden
Ross type of stream or something or a neon stream
Do you think you could beat Rakitic in a fight?
What? Rakitic, do you think you could beat him in a fight? Who's that? The former Barcelona midfielder
What is a midfielder?
He played in the middle not on defense or in goal or on offense? Are we talking about like football?
Yeah.
Probably not.
I don't think it could beat any man in a fight really,
unless they let me.
Why?
Because I am a woman and I'm physically inferior.
What if they have some sort of issue?
They don't have hands maybe?
I mean maybe, but that doesn't seem like a very fair fight.
Well that's not, you weren't being specific, you just said any man.
But you gave me a specific one, but sure.
I did give you a racket and he's pretty athletic, he was a good midfielder.
Are you scared that the flying fish will steal your gold?
Uh, no.
Why not?
Because fishes that I know don't fly, so if there's not a flying fish near me, they can't see anything.
You go fishing sometimes?
Nope.
I was going to ask, how are you supposed to, like,
with all the new technology, how are you supposed to get fish?
Are you supposed to use a thing or are you supposed to just shoot them?
I don't know. I don't really go fishing.
I thought you might you guys might have some experience with that.
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usually this creepy I would actually not would actually say he's not that creepy.
No, really?
No.
You could have gotten creepier for the interview.
No, I couldn't. This is the only guy who's willing to show up for this.
Really? In Hollywood? You didn't try very hard.
I tried. I tried Instagram. I tried... This guy's from IMDB.
Okay.
But he's still your fan. Like it said on his IMDB page like that's that's what he's known for
Okay, well
I'm kind of I guess happy then that they are not creepier
Yeah, I guess well then I take it back this guy I mean they're for sure way creepier than this
I just told him to behave like this in reality
If if you knew I didn't tell him to behave like this and he really was acting like this because he was your fan
Would you be creeped out?
Because I feel like he's under the impression that he's he's part of my crew here, which he's not but if you knew for sure
He wasn't would you be more creeped out?
Not really. He seems pretty harmless. So it doesn't make you uncomfortable when you meet people who are subscribed to your OnlyFans?
No, I meet them all the time. I like TwitchCon.
Really?
Yeah.
And that doesn't make you uncomfortable?
No, they're just people.
Just people?
Mm-hmm.
Why doesn't your husband start a hunting channel?
Uh, he's never been hunting.
Oh, come on. Don't bullshit me.
He hasn't.
He already has the mind for it.
Not really.
Come on.
We both know what I mean, flying.
Right, you're just wrong. That's okay, you can be wrong. It was in my words, I don't know why every time I...
Well, you're assuming that from one impression or interaction
that you witnessed and also experienced it through several other people talking about it as well.
Yeah, but I also don't have any other impression of him. The only other impression I have of him is him shooting at like three black guys stealing.
There weren't even blacks, so you didn't do very good research.
One of them was for sure black.
No, they were all Hispanic.
Oh, well, come on. That's the same thing.
Okay.
It's either white or. No. Okay.
It's either white or not right.
All right.
Now anyways, getting back to the point, my two impressions is him.
Right.
And I understand your impressions.
I'm not calling you a bad guy, by the way.
I think in other countries, you have, there's a lot of stray dogs.
You have to, you know what I mean?
No.
But now I understand your impression.
I'm just letting you know you're wrong.
I'm incorrect?
Yeah.
But you understand how I could get that mixed up?
Yes, absolutely.
Okay, well...
What about if you guys thought it could be successful money-wise?
Mmm, no.
Maybe what if you hunted like deer?
I don't know, we didn't really discuss that, but I don't think that he would be interested, really.
You don't think that would be his type of thing?
No.
Oh, that's unfortunate.
It would go viral though if he killed his haunted dogs.
Should we put people in jail if they refuse to give me money?
Give you money?
Yeah.
I mean, I don't really care if they give you money or not, but if you feel so inclined to try to get them arrested, you know you could turn that into a show.
How can I do that?
I'm sure you just vlog it, you know?
Yeah, but how do I get them arrested?
Instead of trying to catch a predator, you try to, you know, create one, I guess? Frame them?
Try to create one? I could bring you around and you could say they like you did it is being prison for like the night there are some girls who would
do that you probably get them to me to them if you want you wouldn't do that if
I paid you like half of the money no why not I don't need money and I just don't
think that's something I would want to do well I mean you just have that much
money where you don't really need to do that? How much money do you have, do you say? Upwards of 50 million. 50 million in like just cash? No, it's an investment.
Yeah I know but like 50 million like value or you have like 50 million for
real? Like in houses and like your crypto and stuff? No it's for real but it's like
not in like one bank account right? No no I. So what are you planning on doing with this money?
You plan on having children?
Maybe haven't decided yet.
So what's your plan with the money?
I want to have my own ranch so I can have my horses and rescue
horses from Mustang reservations.
Sorry about that.
You're not, but I appreciate you at least trying to pretend you are.
I'm not even trying to pretend you are I'm not even
trying to pretend I feel like me saying sorry is part of it it's like another
slick subtle job at it yeah I'm just kidding I wouldn't make a joke about
that right now does your husband have a good eye or would he need a scope? Um, in what situation?
Um, hunting.
Okay, it's just not very funny, so.
That's it, because Long Neck is coming in.
I'm out of questions.
Oh, that would be better, much better.
Long neck would be better.
You know you're familiar with long neck?
Never met him but I know who he is.
You're familiar with his videos?
Yeah, I've seen a few.
I feel like he's also the type of guy to subscribe to your OnlyFans.
You think so?
I feel like he has actually an OnlyFans.
That now I remember, yeah.
That's what I talked to him about too.
Usually I don't get along with the guests who have that because I ask them about it
but they think I'm trying to be more confrontational and it ends up with me talking about hunting
dogs. It just goes all off track.
Okay.
Well, yeah, that is the end because Long neck has to come in for real. So did you, I guess,
thanks for coming. Did you enjoy it? Um, I enjoyed his performance. He was great
What about he reminds me like if I specied and tried to play smegle just before the motion capture CGI effect, you know
Just before they added any graphics to it. Yeah. Yeah, like that's what I imagine
It would kind of be similar like if I was just behind the scenes
And what about his performance here your fan? That's not really a performance. All right. That's okay
So you so in your order him then him then who then me or him who goes last?
I'd say he's he's really good at being sneaky and quiet as the props. I'm the worst one here
No, I think it'd be the producer. He's not supposed to laugh. Oh, that's true.
So I'm still not the worst. I'm four out of five.
Exactly.
Okay, well thanks for coming on. We have to shoot with Logneck now.
That's not a joke. He's gonna be here at 2.30.
So thanks for coming.
Yeah, thanks for having me.
Just follow her to her car, please, sir.
He's not mute. He lied.
Yeah.
Is he mute? Oh, you're his master. This makes more sense. Watch out. If he's the
dog owner, he might be able to kill him