The Matan Show - Matan Forces Shizzy to Take a Lie Detector About Steroids

Episode Date: March 2, 2025

Hello everybody, welcome back to the podcast. For today's guest we have Shizzy, welcome here. And for today's co-host we have Mike, welcome in Mike. You can come here and sit in the middle please. I didn't pee on it and please welcome in Mike as the co-host. Welcome in Mike as the co-host, come in. Oh that's nice, where'd you get that drink? You gave it you get that drink oh that's a beautiful drink big from kroger that's a beautiful drink yeah that's nice congratulations thank you please introduce yourself in case anybody doesn't know you in a little bit about and all that one okay my name

is sean shizzy i'm the best natural bodybuilder that I know of. Natural? Natural. Oh, yeah. Sure. Yeah. I'm the best natural bodybuilder that I know of. And I'm one of five, I have six brothers and sisters. And me and my brother are here in California. You know him as Shizzy. When you say you're not on steroids, is that a joke? No, it's not a joke. So how do you, so to believe you got this big just from eating raw liver

i'm not the liver king bro uh no i expect people to believe that i got this big by the way that i trained my mindset training in the mindset and steroids. No, no steroids. If somebody named Shizzy, for example, hypothetically, were to do steroids, would they do it in their arm or their leg? Definitely, probably their fucking leg because if his name was Shizzy and we looked alike. Do we look alike? Me and this Shizzy character? Oh, you look just like him? Do I? As a matter of fact, you're him.

So you inject steroids in your leg? Are there needle marks in your leg right now? No, I don't. No steroids? No steroids. No, that's why I'm steroid free. What are you drinking? Protein.

Why don't you drink the BK Grape Cola? It's got a... I don't know. I don't know what it is. There's nothing wrong with it where you're trying to look for the ingredients. There's red 40 in it and you're trying to look for the ingredients there's red 40 in it and blue one i want that shit actually let me get some

that's good mother fuck put some in there you're gonna have some i I don't drink that. It has 840 in it. If you don't have any, I feel bad. Because then you're not sharing. I'm not sharing, bro. I'm a nice person. You know what I mean?

I'm really nice, too. I give my guests big K-Cola. I'm done now. You're done with the whole protein shake? Yeah, I'm done now. Okay, let the whole protein shake? Yeah, I'm done now Okay, let's continue What's more expensive? A $1 soda or a $1 chicken?

A $1 soda That's incorrect Why? The chicken is more expensive because you have to feed it What do you think? Chicken's probably a good answer. I'd say it's a good answer. Chicken.

How did you come to the conclusion that it was the soda for a moment there? Just the first. It's because I had a sip of soda. It's like, you know, just on the tongue tip of my tongue. You weren't thinking straight? No, it wasn't, it was just on the tip of my tongue, yo. Yo. That doesn't make sense, but okay.

This is kind of in relation to the way you answered that last question. Are bodybuilders so stupid because the muscle is eating at the brain? Oh, man. The muscle is eating at the brain. Yes. Do you know what the brain is?

Yeah. What is it? It's an organ inside of my head. Mm-hmm. Do you know what keeps it, you know, safe? By the way, guys, thanks to the sponsor, Marshalls. Thanks to Marshalls for sponsoring today's episode. If you want to go see their new Red Hulk movie, it's in theaters now with Don Cheadle.

Don Cheadle plays the Red Hulk in the new Marshalls movie. Thanks to Marshalls for sponsoring the episode. Go ahead. I don't have an answer for that question. Forget that sponsor thing. The question about the muscle eating the brain, I still don't have an answer for that. Why not?

Something I never thought about. You never considered that? No. Do you think you're a smart guy or no i've never met you before this i don't think so you don't think so no i can't really speak for like everyone no you specifically are you smart do you think you're like multiple people are you that stupid no so why did you refer to yourself as i can't speak for everybody or do you have multiple personality disorder? No, I just said bodybuilders. Oh, yeah, sorry.

We got mixed up. That was, yeah, yeah. Go ahead. He's talking about the community. I can't speak for everyone. What about you? I'm not the smartest person. No?

No. Why do you say that? Well, because I make a lot of mistakes, dude. You know? Like what? I have anger issues and issues yeah no bro no that's terrible for me alcohol calm you down have a beer or two oh man i smoke weed bro you smoke weed no you should drink a beer i beer. I don't really like to drink beer. I like to drink soda.

Yeah, I can tell. You brought yourself a cola K grape. Mm-hmm. Yes. How many letters in the alphabet do you know? Fuck, dude. All of them? How many?

All of them. All of them? Yeah. Can we get a quick count on that? Watch some Sesame Street, dude. I'm not going to do it for you. You don't even know them? That seems like we get a quick count on that? Watch some Sesame Street. Dude, I'm not going to do it for you. You don't even know them? That seems like you're deflecting the question here. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z. You missed one. S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-N-Z.

You missed one. Now I know my ABCs. Yeah. Next time, why won't you sing with me, bro? Now I started, after, now I don't believe you know. Now I just believe you know the song. What's the fourth letter? D.

Okay, good. That's smart, yeah. That's smart. You're able to get it. That was kind of hard. I gotta give you respect on that one. Do you think Asian people like Toge try gaining muscle to compensate

for their tiny eyes? I don't think Toge has tiny eyes. Why do you think he has tiny eyes? Not as small as other Chinese people. He's Chinese? Well, Asian, same shit. But they're not the biggest, you know what I mean? They're a little small on the smaller end,

but bigger end of the Asians. Yeah, Chinese people are... Have you seen Jujutsu Kaisen, bro? No, is that... What is that, a TV show? Yeah, those guys are pretty big. Their eyes are pretty big, too. Is that the guy they say you look like?

I saw in the comments, they said you look like one of those guys no not those guys jack hamner who's that is he from a tv show also yes why do you look like cody rhodes if he was stung by a bee who's cody rhodes he's a wwe fighter i don't know you look like him if he would like walked walked into a beehive. That's not an insult, by the way. He's not an unattractive person. Thanks, man. But you're taking it as an insult. No, actually, I appreciate it.

It's more on the end of a compliment. Thank you, bro. Yeah, no problem. We have actually a special segment here. Can we please bring out the lie detector? We hired a lie detector here. We want to put you under a lie detector. Is that okay? Yeah.

Yeah, please bring out the lie detector guy. I don't mind if I eat, do you? That's fine. Awesome. That looks pretty bad. It looks okay actually. Thank you. I thought it looked bad and then I looked at it. It looks okay, actually. Thank you. I thought it looked bad, and then I looked at it.

It looks okay. Is that a banana? Plantain. Is that like the black version of a banana? I don't know, dude. I don't know, man. It's better. It tastes better.

It's like sweeter. Please bring in the lie detector. Watch Greg Doucette walk out. Take a sip of that while you're at it. All this shit is dry. Oh, good thing I have some fucking water, bro. How old are you? 17.

You're 17? Yes. That surprising? Yes. Holy shit, man. That's the lie detector. When's the last time you got the fucking full night's rest? Who is this fucking guy, man?

That's the lie detector guy from TV. Do you pay your employees? No, no. He's my employee. I'm paying him for the hour. From TV. Do you pay your employees? Do you? No, no. He's my employee. I'm paying him for the hour. He's got to strap you into the lie detector. Is that okay?

Yeah, it's fine. So roll up your sleeve, please. All the way? That's all I could go, bro. Yeah. At this point, it seems like you're trying to show off your muscle. You gave me a wink? Is that so? I was right, yeah.

Yeah, please drop him into the lie detector. Are you ready? By the way, try not to eat or drink during this segment I don't want to spike up anything So it can be truthful, okay? Is it good to go, lie detector? Okay, are you on steroids? No Is it good to go lie detector? Okay Are you on steroids? No

That's a lie What the fuck 99.8% accuracy 99.8% It's just not even on It's not even fucking on bro Change the batteries Oh no it's on the computer

There's no batteries. Yeah, there doesn't need to be. Look at the computer. What the... Holy shit, man. Rite aid. Okay, put that down, please. I don't want you to break it.

Let me think. Are you... Let's try again. Are you on steroids no he's lying 99.9 accuracy my friend 99 okay let's try again uh i'll ask a different question this time i wanted to see if you'd be honest that time okay are you attracting are you attracted to dudes no that's a lie it has to be right it's not incorrect so let's try another one are you attracted to little minors no he's lying! What the f- Why you lying? Hmm...

Okay, we'll try another one. Um, are you on steroids? No. That's a lie! Are you attracted to little minors who are also male? No. Stop playing! He broke his computer.

I'm not... Now, you gotta pay him back for that. You have any cash in that backpack? That actually is helpful. He needs to eat your ketchup. That actually is helpful. He needs to eat. Look at him.

He looks like a skeleton. This is the last time he got some sleep. I don't know. I don't work with this guy. He's creeping me out. Sorry about your laptop, bro. Okay, well, I... I hope you enjoyed that.

You failed the lie. Soy, it's soy. That was the biggest fail I've ever seen on a lie detector test. You can get outta here. Why did you spill your soda that you brought here? Oh shit. Well. Why did you spill your soda that you brought here? Oh, shit. Well... You want to add this to your spoon? Put some good protein in it.

What letter is that one? Do you know it? Three. Three? You're a fucking moron. It's a keyboard. Yeah, I know. Is it Egyptian? Let me see it.

That's an E. For who? Egyptian Don't know depends How much is in that this yes probably the sea How much is in that? This? Yes. Probably, let's see, 25, 30, 34. 34. 34 grams of protein right here. Now, for bodybuilders, do they have to eat? Did you take my protein bar? You gave it to him.

I didn't think he was going to it you want it back now that's fucked up man you gave a gift in your ass oh i mean i mean when i gave you the big cake grape soda i didn't ask for it back everything just disappeared i just wondered where it went where'd my friend go who's your friend the guy i'm worried about him i want him to get some sleep i hope he does i mean he needs to get out of here in 20 minutes because I'm not paying him for more than an hour Hey guys, sorry for the interruption. I have to let you know that today's episode is sponsored by sheath Sheath is an underwear company if you want to work with them They'll pay you a nasty old pizza to sheath underwear also includes a dual pouch which helps keep everything separate and comfortable

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Now, let me ask you, do bodybuilders... I mean, I'm going to just imagine the steroids would stop this, but you're still eating that, so maybe you're going for, like, double the effect. Do they have to eat stuff that looks like that, or are they allowed to eat good stuff? Well, good-tasting stuff. You said it smelled bad. Oh, it oh that's all right i i don't want that bro this is good right here

beef and rice i mean i we enjoy eating this i enjoy to eat this i would i eat really six times oh man and that same thing yes with those bananas yes and i like it so you don't really get to enjoy eating though i mean you ever have like a pizza so then you what you only eat five of those in a day i don't know how does that work yeah food is good why did you wait until the podcast to start eating? I just got back from the gym actually You just finished the gym? Jumped in the shower Got here

As fast as I could So it's not like I'm trying to Insult you at all No I don't care What the fuck What happened? I had something to drink and it's gone. You have something to drink? I don't want to drink that.

BK grape cola. I want my fucking coconut water, man. Coconut water. Mike. Oh, here it is. Here you go. Alright. I will have some on my own time. I don't know why you're not willing to drink.

I'm just stubborn, bro. What? I don't know why you're not willing to drink. I'm just stubborn, bro. What? I don't understand what you're saying. Well, okay, well, you can keep eating. I'm done. How can somebody be born if they don't have four living grandparents? Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ Jesus Christ you're saying like

how are you using that like Jesus Christ like that's scary or you're using him as an example well I was using him as an example

but then I started thinking about it I'm really not sure if that is even possible now I really don't know because some people when they're born they're like five years old. They say they don't have four grandparents, and it doesn't make any sense.

Fuck. That's got to be confusing. These kids these days, like. You'll ask, you say, do you have a grandmother? They say, I don't. Damn. Where are they from? I don't know.

When I went to school, I'd ask somebody. I'm going to my grandmother's house. They'd say, oh, my grandmother passed away. I'd say, how does that work? That doesn't make any sense. Yeah. How do you pass away? No, how can they have been born if their grandmother is not alive?

For real. For real. Unless, like, their grandmother is old, right? right okay but they're old but then how what would that have to do with it yes they did their time anymore but if they're not fertile then how could they give birth to the mother who gives birth to that guy would they how do you know that they're not fertile how do we know that they're old you're implying it when you said they're not fertile? How do we know that shit? You just said they're old. You're implying it. When you said they're old, you said they did their time. I don't understand.

Now I'm confused. Okay, are we talking about old women here, or are we talking about kids who don't know if they have four grandparents? I know you failed that question earlier about minors, but. Well, I just feel like I'm surrounded by a good dude and his friend.

A good dude and his friend. I'm not his friend. He's an employer. Who doesn't pay him a dime? Do you think you have a better physique than Arnold Schwarzenegger? No. No, you don't? No.

And why did his parents name him that? That's a good question. I don't even want to try saying his name. Can you actually go ahead? You say his name. Can you say say his name Arnold Schwarzenegger now say it in say Arnold Schwarzenegger and then the last part do it in three different goals Arnold Schwartz a nigger nobody you added the ah at the end go Arnold Schwarza and then go ahead. All right, man. Arnold Schwartz. Nager.

That would be the hard R, man. That was insane. Who are you sponsored by? Young L.A. Gorilla Mind. Please, guys, thanks for this. Oh, shit. I almost forgot. Thanks to my sponsor, Marshalls, the new Red Hulk movie with Don Cheadle coming out. It came out last Thursday.

Thanks to Don Cheadle and Marshalls for sponsoring the episode. Make sure to see the Red Hulk movie while it's still in theaters. Now I'm going to switch to this angle. Guys, please, to the audience watching, send emails to Young LA asking them to drop shizzy for saying the n-word. Are you trying to eat the keyboard? No, it's just the keyboard. I feel like this wasn't there. Earlier.

You put that there? You want to try it? It doesn't taste good. Let's continue. Are you scared that your leg will explode when you're injecting steroids? Nope. No need to lie here. We already determined the answer from the lie detector.

All right. No, I don't think so. Why not? Just don't think so. I don't know. Don't inject it in my leg. You said that if somebody named Shizzy injected steroids, they would do it in their leg. I originally actually wrote arm,

but then you corrected me. I mean, if I was in an alternate universe, I would inject it in my legs. So I have huge legs. I mean like if I was in an alternate universe Right I would inject it in my legs So I have huge legs So in an alternate universe What would be alternate about that universe

Wouldn't it kind of be the same situation He's injecting steroids into his legs We have superpowers and shit Actually you can't inject it into your legs Because then it would be visible Would it Well yeah I mean you're in shorts right now Actually, you can't inject it into your legs because then it would be visible. Would it? Well, yeah.

I mean, you're in shorts right now and I can't see any marks. So there, no. Take a sip of that, by the way. All right, bro. Why not? It's empty. No, it's not. Anything that's half full is empty in my boat, bro. Why not? It's empty. No, it's not. Anything that's half full is empty in my book, dude.

Oh, so you're a negative person. Yeah, I'm really negative. You look at the glass half full, it's actually completely empty. Completely empty. I've never heard that before, but that's interesting. I mean, you might as well just kill yourself now since you're halfway through your life. Actually, since you're a bodybuilder, you're probably about away there let's continue okay um is a blind person at a disadvantage because they can't tell who is dangerous just by looking at them you didn't hear it no say it again is a blind person at a disadvantage because they can't tell

who is dangerous just by looking at them? You can probably usually smell them. You can smell them before you can see them, you know. Go ahead, say again. I got distracted. You can smell them. You can smell them? Mm-hmm.

Yeah, what if they're across the street? Mm-hmm. Spidey senses. Most blind people, I wouldn't imagine, have spider senses. Have you seen Daredevil? Don't sleep on blind people. Is Daredevil a blind... He's the blind superhero?

Yes. Oh! The superhero. Make sure, guys, to watch the new Red Hulk movie. Sorry for the interruption. The new Red Hulk movie. Marshall's... Marvel's... New Red Hulk movie. Sorry for the interruption. The new Red Hulk movie. Marshall's. Marvel's.

Marshall's. New Red Hulk movie is in theaters now. Please make sure to watch that before it's out of theaters. It came out last Thursday. He's a big fan of the movie. Red Hulk. Played by Don Cheadle. Are you a big fan of Don Cheadle?

Who's Don Cheadle? He plays Red Hulk in the new movie, Red Hulk. Yeah. I heard it's not doing good in the box office. I think it might be because of the name. Don Cheadle? Or the Red Hulk? No, they just named the movie Red Hulk.

I don't know. That stomps you a little bit, that question. I confused you? A little bit. I didn't even know they just came out with a movie. I didn't even. That stumps you a little bit, that question. I confused you. A little bit. I didn't even know this came out with a movie. I didn't even know it was out. The new Marshalls? You haven't been keeping up with the Marshalls?

No. Okay, well, here we go. All right, let's do it. Let's go. Would it be reasonable to hypothesize that an individual like you, driven by a deep-seated yet unspoken yearning for parental validation that has remained elusive throughout their formative years, might subconsciously channel their psychological distress

into an unwavering commitment to hypertrophic physical development, thereby constructing a muscular physique not merely as an aesthetic or health-oriented pursuit, but as a compensatory mechanism and external manifestation of internalized inadequacy designed to symbolically rectify the perceived deficit in their parents' recognition of their intrinsic worth? Begins like that sometimes. But it always doesn't end like that. What does that mean? That means like, you know, kids start fucking working out because they want approval of their parents.

That's true. You understand that. Now, I didn't even understand that. You explained it to me. No, it's true. 100 100 i think that's true but a lot of kids they'll have that hard upbringing they won't have the opportunity to really shine and so they'll see the gym as an opportunity where they can have that you know and that's how it went for you or no? Uh, not really. No, I hated the gym, bro. You hated the gym? Yeah.

I stayed away from it. Oh, so you get your muscles from steroids. No. So how do you get your muscles? Uh, man, just through long time. You go to the gym now, you're saying? Huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What age did you start going to the gym? 20. 20? Yeah. So when you were like 18, you weren't, you were skinny? Yes. But you weren't ever fat? No, not really. No, no, no. What if we hang a fat guy on the ceiling from his, from his legs and we swing him around, he'll burn some calories. I don't know, man man It'll burn calories

He won't burn any calories Yes he will If you push him around His body will be moving It'll be like a treadmill But he can't turn the treadmill off And if you want to really burn some calories Have a guy like you

How much do you weigh? 200 like 230 230 Have a 230 guy hang on him And the guy's not going to be able to get him off him So the guy that'll hurt him real bad, he'll get sore, but it will burn a lot of calories. Well, I mean, I feel like there's better ways to lose weight. Why? How is that?

Well, it's just, you know, I just feel like that would be uncomfortable. Like, dude's upside down, hanging from a rope. Yeah, I guess hypothetically it would be better, but it's hard to convince a fat person to go to the gym and run on a treadmill. If you hang them from the ceiling and torture them, they're not going to be able to stop it. They don't have a choice to lose weight. Also,

I see the approach. I see that angle. If you're doing it to them for 24 hours, I guess then the risk is that they're going to just have heart attack and die but what's yeah just just trying to get in shape that's the goal so how would you do that to somebody hang on them until they i don't even know i don't think so i don't i don't think i would uh i don't think I really would. I think that would be like a big waste of my time, honestly. I'd just be kind of bummed out. Why?

Just fat people. I don't want to hang on to somebody like that. You don't even want to look at them. Disgusting to look at them. I never said that. You. Never said that. I never said that.

Red Hulk, guys. It's coming out. Make sure to check out the new Red Hulk movies. It's in theaters now. Red Hulk is being played By Don Cheadle Are you a big fan Of Don Cheadle I don't know who he is

He's playing the Red Hulk In the new movie I've never heard of Don Cheadle You didn't hear of Don Cheadle No You know Robert Downey Jr Yeah Yeah so there's

Robert Downey Jr Chris Hemsworth, so there's Robert Downey Jr., Chris Hemsworth, and what was the guy? Don Cheadle. I almost forgot his name too. Yeah. I got to watch that. Yeah, say it right into there.

I got to watch that, man. What do you got to watch? Go do the whole... I don't know the whole thing, man. Tell him you want... Don Cheadle, we got to see the Red Hulk. I got to see it. Is it good?

Yeah. You said it was bad. No, I didn't. He whole thing, man. Tell him you won. Don Cheadle, we got to see the Red Hulk. I got to see it. Is it good? You said it was bad. You said it was bad. No, I didn't. He said it was bad. No, I'm cutting this out. I'm going to lose my money. I'm going to lose the sponsor. Bro, I don't know what to tell you, man.

He said he liked the movie, the new Red Hulk movie. Tell me what to say because you said it was bad. I have to cut this out, you saying that I said it was bad. They're going to sue me. Okay, it's not bad. Don Cheadle. Red Hulk. Yeah, Don Cheadle.

Red Hulk's going on. It's the new movie coming out with Don Cheadle. Why are the chips at Best Buy so much more expensive than the ones at Trader Joe's? I know they had chips at Best Buy. They taste a lot worse too. Shit. That probably just all the, you know, electronics.

You know, probably not good for the chips. Probably like, you know, fucks with the What? You know, like the moisture in the air. Usually electronics don't do well with moisture actually. What? Like the You know like the The moisture The moisture Usually electronics Don't do well with moisture Right

So it's like The chip bag Moisture In the electronics Well they don't sell the chips At Best Buy in a bag They're like $90 a piece They're like $90?

Sort of on the low end Oh yeah yeah yeah Well I don't know man You still don't understand what i'm asking i do totally get you what you're saying but it's just because fuck you just different chips for different people bro just you just you know what i mean people want different shit is dog shit a good source of protein i don't think so why not it's cheap and easy to get. Yeah, it is.

That's probably pretty expensive. That's got to be at least like seven bucks. Yeah. I mean, dog shit is also expensive because you got to go look for it. I mean. But that's free. You just walk around and go to a dog park. I mean, the guys there will think you're crazy.

It doesn't have any protein in it, bro. Yes, it does. Dog shit? How much protein does dog shit have? What? Like 20 grams of protein per ounce? No way. I don't believe that. That's what it is. Yeah, that's true.

Per ounce? Per ounce. You can eat an ounce of dog shit? Who's gonna eat an ounce of dog shit? No one's eating an ounce of dog shit. 16 ounces of dog shit is, um... I don't even know. That's a lot of protein And each thing is probably more than one ounce It won't taste good

But it will be really effective If what I'm saying was true Would you eat dog shit instead of that? No, probably not That's not 20 grams of protein an ounce I don't know how much It's probably more, right? No, probably way less

No, no, no, probably way less. Probably way more. Right? No, no, no. I'm getting it wrong. Dog shit is 20 grams of protein per gram. Dog shit is 20 grams. I don't know. You lost me, man. Yeah. You lost me, man. Let's move

on past the dog shit. Should we get to the part about Don Cheadle? Don Cheadle? Who is Don Cheadle? We part about Don Cheadle? Don Cheadle? Who is Don Cheadle? We know who Don Cheadle is because he's starring in the Red Hulk, right? Yeah, Red Hulk. He's a piece of shit. If you go to Japan, will the people think you're some sort of monster?

Japan? I avoid Japan. I didn't want to go to Japan because of that same thing. Because they're going to think you're a monster. Yeah, I'm a monster. They're going to call... How do you think the police would react I don't care shoot you or would they run I don't know yeah well I know you go to Japan so I can't afford it that's why I'm taking a sponsorship from Red Hulk. Damn, I feel that. I'm sorry to hear that.

Piece of shit. Fuck. Motherfuckers. Please, guys, make sure to watch the new Red Hulk movie with Don Cheadle. Please. Actually, come on. Help this guy out. I don't...

Them watching it doesn't help me. I'm paid a flat hundred bucks. Fuck, dude. A hundred bucks? That's a lot, yeah? You said it like it wasn't. How much does Young LA pay? Let me get $20.

$20? $20. What type of watch is that? You're trying to spit in my face basically. You think it's cool that you make more money than me? No. And my manager steals everything? Who's your manager?

Var flooring. I was about to try to drink this off the table, but then I remembered you took a sip of it earlier. Why'd you make me pee in the toilet? What are you talking about? He made me pee in the toilet. My first time he told me, he said,

make sure you pee I What are you How did you come up with something like that I don't know You put something in here No No No

That's grape cola No Alright Do you think calling bodybuilders stupid Might be offensive to stupid people? Um, maybe Probably, actually, yeah Yes

And why is that? Oh, man I don't know It's a waste of time It's a waste of time Who cares? All the fizz is out Should somebody be deplatformed For threats to someone's life? waste of time. Who cares? All the fizz is out.

Should somebody be deplatformed for threats to someone's life? Deplatformed for threats to someone's life? Yes. I don't know. Have you ever made a threat to someone's life? Not on camera. I don't know. I don't think so. Depends on what they say. Depends on what's going on.

They say, I hope I'm gonna to kill you when I see you. I'm going to knock your head off. Wow. Well, I mean, if it bothers you, then, you know, it bothers you, man. You know? You know, if it bothers you, you should probably report that. Why aren't you eating and drinking your cola? It's just like it's too sweet and this is too dry.

So it's just not a great combination right now. You don't eat seven of those a day. You make seven of those a day, you eat two bites, and then you start thinking about killing yourself. That's real. It's fucking real. Do you take any other drugs that affect your brain? No.

No. No, I don't. Used to. Which ones? I used to. My favorite one was like mushrooms Mushrooms? Yeah Mushrooms

It's not a drug That's a food Yeah You ever done mushrooms? It's a food I don't really eat that many vegetables So no I would stay away from drugs

Which one would you recommend for Me to slip into my manager's drink? I don't know. What about like put some fucking X-Lax in there? What? X-Lax. Is that like the thing that makes you shit? Yeah.

Let's put some of that in there. Well, no. Then he would just be really mad. I'm trying to take him out. He won't be able to leave the toilet, bro. You just keep feeding him X-Lags. That's a good idea. I mean, I have to be around him anyways.

Perfect. So I might as well slip it in there. What should somebody do if they want to go to the gym but don't have arms or legs? They want to go to the gym but don't have arms or legs? They want to go to the gym? Just get a sick ass fucking stomach, chest. But how can they train their chest? Oh, man. There's tons of ways to train your chest.

How? If you don't have arms or legs. Dude. And you don't have a guy helping you. You're just laying there in the gym. You're just laying on the floor What you gotta do People keep stepping on you

They don't even see you That's fucked up That's so fucked up I feel terrible They're dropping weights on your head Shit Get up man Yo the guy doesn't have legs

Right Can he Alright so you gotta Gotta have legs. Right. Can he? All right, so you got to kind of have like a scooter. How's he going to use the scooter? He doesn't have a leg to fucking go around on it. Or arms to wield it if it's electric. It's AI generated, dude.

It's AR operated. Okay, but now we're talking about like 20 years in the future. You're right. So how could this guy make his chest muscle bigger? Take in mind, his chest is like, what is it called? He tore his chest because somebody dropped a 50-pound weight on it. The guy's shitty. He was on steroids and he dropped a weight on his chest. That's terrible You're just gonna have to try your hardest man

That's all I'm gonna tell you Yeah but try their hardest doing what? I don't wanna say it Because I don't know if this is a real thing but I don't know what they call it But maybe like a stump fly No No No man if this is a real thing, but I don't know what they call it, but maybe like a stump fly? No.

No. No, man. I thought you were saying it's like too far gone, you know. Cut it out. Cut them out. What if like, you know, he has like a little bit on the end. No, he doesn't. It's just flat. Flat. Flat.

And he has a learning disability, so when he tries talking he doesn't sound like me he sounds like you I think he's I think he's alright I think maybe he should try something else so he's going

maybe he should just try to do something else not go to the gym not go to the gym maybe just do but that's his dream do swimming you could swim how's he gonna swim like a like a fish Maybe he should just try to do something else. Not go to the gym? Not go to the gym. Maybe just do... But that's his dream since he was a kid. Do swimming. You could swim.

How's he going to swim? Like a fish. Yeah, I guess. He'll drown. He'll be swimming. Oh, dude. He'll swim like 10 feet. Like a dolphin.

He'll die. I don't know, man. He might not even weigh enough. He'll probably actually... He'll just go to the bottom, actually. This is just sad thinking about actually. This is just sad, thinking about it. That is pretty sad. At this point.

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Out now. Yes, and then one more thing. Long neck is coming in. He's, you know, the guy who came in who you said didn't have any sleep? That guy was really skinny and he looked like a skeleton, which is why you gave him the protein bar. But long neck, imagine that,

but way worse, and he has a nastier looking face. Just disgusting. Poof! Poof! On his face. I he has a nastier looking face. Just disgusting. Poof! Poof! In his face. I want to kick him in his face. Spit in his face.

He looks like a disgusting animal. Oh, shit. The thing is, I don't want to get charged with that. Can you, can you, how can you help? He's going to be, he's actually already outside in a box. He's in a box? Yeah. I don't know. We poked a little hole in the outside in a box. He's in a box? Yeah. I don't know.

We poked a little hole in the box with a knife. You told me about Long Neck. You said you were going to tell me more about him. I don't know about him. Yeah, I said that outside. Long Neck. He's that disgusting looking animal guy. Fucking guy, man.

Fuck him. Yeah. Fuck that guy. Can you do something when you see him outside? You know how when you're trying to put something together But you don't want to do anything So you'll hit the knife And you try to hit it

Where the thing isn't Yeah We did that But we did it right next to Where we put him So we went like that Right to his In the box

I don't even know If he's still outside anymore I mean His His body is outside By the way That's the end of the podcast. We have to end it now.

It's so long that can't come in. Let's go see this guy. Come on. Let's go. Am I coming with you? Am I coming with you right now? I want you to take him out. Oh, shit. Let's go. Don Cheadle.

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