The Nick DiPaolo Show - Trump: "Iran Agrees To No Nukes" | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1871

Episode Date: March 25, 2026

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Terms apply on covered repairs. What is it that rights and having writ moves on? A meter made. Hi folks, you're my age, you understand Paul Lynn was the funniest fag ever to walk the earth and a mean drunk, fucking love him. I got a picture, I found a picture him on the internet, he's in some hotel room, obviously at the top of his game when he was famous, he's got like a silk maroon, really expensive robe on, beautiful flowers on the table, he's holding a bottle of champagne and a big cigar.

He can tell he must have, he must have, they said like, he'd get an incidence on planes when he was drunk and shit. He was like, you know, like a fucking bitch. lady. Anyways, it seems so funny. And they say he stole his deliverance from a, you know what, kind of a famous drag queen

back in the 50s that everybody thought was really funny. So I had that delivery. Anyways, that was some fun fag facts for you to open a show. What do you think of that? Welcome to the live lineup where you get my show. Lotto with Crowdo, all these other shows for free. If you want those shows, ad-free,

sign up for a rumble, a premium. So follow my channel. download the Rumble app today. I will be talking about, Trump says I ran agrees to something. I'll get to that. I'm sure you have the same take as I do. Seattle has become a dystopian hellscape.

Well, it did that back in 2020. Remember Chas and all that shit? Also, speaking of West Coast, you know, that receiver, I'm too lazy to Google it. I think he was the NBA. the NFL last year. Was he not? Nakua, whatever his name is for the Rams, had 10 touchdowns. I know his 10 touchdowns and he had either 12 or 1700 yards, 12-19 catches. Anyways, he's in trouble

for getting a little aggressive with a couple of chicks in a van. Hey, who hasn't? Stafford was. Oh, Stafford was. Like I said, I follow soccer. I like the European faggots. Stafford, you're right. Nicole was probably second. Also, we got a a horrific incident at a nursing home where a fat guy, body fat, and I'm saying percentage about 78%, played the piano for old people. He did something sexual on camera to an old lady with,

you know what, Alzheimer's so. There's something you can jerk off to if you're sick. Also, we have a gay brawl in West Hollywood, which I lived in West Hollywood, moving into an apartment that I didn't realize was in West Hollywood. I still remember the street. Sierra Bonita.

And big brawl out on the sidewalk. That was out there, right, in L.A.? Am I making that up? I think it was. Anyways, it's gay people trying to fight. It's hilarious. Specifically, guys. Wharton Hills,

that's about a... We'll be hitting on all that shit. As you know, I like to play around with the guitar and a few guys Chicago fans, meaning the band Chicago, who are huge. Late 60s to about mid-70s. sold as many albums as anybody.

I remember seeing a list years ago, they were ahead of Lake Zeppelin as far as selling albums. And they were a fusion of rock and they had fucking a horn section that was killer. And nobody had really done that. And it worked beautifully.

And they had a guitar player. I think I brought him up yesterday. Terry Kathe, I told you to Google him. I didn't know anything about him other than he died fairly young. And Jimmy Hendrix said he might be the best guitar player in the universe Hendrick said.

So I went on YouTube and there's a bunch of guys that I teach myself from Marty Schwartz and there's a guy up in Canada called Terry Dean Allen

Frank Stugats. My memory is sad. Anyways, Kelly Dean Allen. Kelly Allen Dean, whatever. Canadian. fellow who loves Chicago. He's a great guitar player himself. He didn't make it, but boy, and you watch his guy play, like, how did you not fucking make?

Anyways, he started talking. He loved Chicago, and he explained the whole Terry Cat thing. Like I said, I knew died young, but then I found out how he, I don't know how he, I didn't know how he died. They always said, you know, they always do tributes to him and shit. He was a maniac

like most good artists or guitar players or comedian, a little fucking off center, loved his cocaine, so unusual. in the music business and his booze. And one night he was all fucked up on all that shit, back at his house or his apartment with a friend of his,

and he loved guns. Which I love. You won't find any fucking musicians today to me going, oh, you're going to hurt somebody with that. Terry Cath is in a marketing. Like this cocaine and his guns. And they go together like apple pie and big tits, am I right? And Chevrolet. Anyway, so he gets fucked up one night. He's in his apartment. with his buddy and he takes out the guy and his friend's like dude you're all fucked up put the

shit away whatever he's got a handgun and he takes it out and bear with me if you already know the story but he takes it out and he puts it to his head kidding around right away all guns are loaded whether they're loaded or not first rule am i right dallas unless you point them at a color kid no that's a joke folks please don't you know i'm kidding they'll point it at you before um anyways yeah he takes the guy and his friends like Dude, what do you fuck? And he takes the guy, and he takes the clip out. He takes a clip out of it and goes, see, it's fucking empty.

And then he puts the empty clip back in. And forgetting that there was one in the chamber. And bang. Now, different theories. Everybody who knew him said he was not a suicidal guy. He loved this, you know, he's like every artist, a little depressed. But he, you know, he was whatever. But I've never heard anybody when somebody committed suicide going, yeah, they were bumming out.

I could tell it was come. It's usually like they don't show that for the most part. Anyways, so I tend to agree with the, we want to believe that it was an accident. You know, and it makes sense. He's a musician. He's not a gun guy. It's not a fucking vet. So, you know what I mean?

And he's fucking drunk out of his mind. That could happen. That's why I'm selling my guns to Dallas. I have no fucking memory. I pick it up. One day I'm going to think it's a can opener. Fucking. So, yeah, 31 years old.

sold that talent. And real quick review, I'm giving a review of what the guy did. I didn't, again, I knew most of this, but Chicago, so they were kick-ass band. Like I said, late 60s, early mid-70s, sold zillions, made trillions of dollars. And then they, like most bands, they kind of fell off a little bit, as you will. You know, you get to the top of the hill. They sort of fell off. And then some new manager came in and was all about this.

obviously and turned them into a fucking love ballad. They brought in Peter Satera who's got a great voice. I understand that. But they did nothing but these, and you guys, even you younger people know some of these songs. If you leave me now, you'll take away the biggest

my ball sack. Put it in a fucking mantle on the, they had about eight love ballads slow and the band, the guy, original members hated it. The guy took away the horn section, which is what made them famous.

And Terry Cath, of course, a true musician. He wrote a lot of the songs. You know, he could do play blues, jazz. A guy was a fucking, and he was sick to his stomach about which way the band was going. So much so that when they were in concert, when they became the new Chicago,

the soft of Chicago, when they would do a couple of those love ballots, he refused to take part of it. He would go offstage and fucking probably smoke and drink and do a few bucks. to get ready for the big solo. Anyways, that's the story of Chicago. And I was telling Dallas, my wife just hates Chicago for whatever reason.

She's like six years. My wife worked for EMI records. And she was surrounded by famous people in the office and shit, you know. And she loves that 1980s shit because she was young and she loves the deaf leopards of the world and shit. And, you know, I can take so much of them. I'm not saying they're bad. But I can't picture the stones listening to fucking. and rat and going, wow, they're breaking some new ground.

Even though I'd like, round, wrong, get around. I'm just saying, my wife is not a fucking Chicago fan. She never got the horns and shit. So again, when she made that clear, I started learning 250624 yesterday, trying to learn that fucking eight-minute solo. I can hear her. I can hear her fucking, you know,

coming through the wall of her office cursing me. I'm hitting that first, that very famous. opening. Da-na-na-na-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-na-da-na. I can hear her mumbling, fucking coxing. I'm like, sorry, I don't know any deaf leopard or any poison. Let me get my wig out and I'll do a fucking number from.

Anyhow, love you, honey. Just not your taste of music and you don't like mine. Although, like I said, she does like her Zeppelin in her. She knows. She just, anyways, am I boring you people? I hope to fuck so. I'm almost ready not to do this anymore. What if I just go up back on the road and do 40 weeks a year?

That'll be good for the marriage. Trump says I ran and what else did I want. Oh, my steak I cooked. Don't ever cook a steak any other way than what I did. You can talk about on the grill and all that shit outside. You can blow me. Okay, in a fucking cast iron skillet. Dallas knows.

Cast iron skillet with about a half a stick of butter, garlic cloves, and fresh time thrown on it. Just like they do over in France, where they teach you. and you base the steak with a big spoon because you have about a half a quarter butter about two minutes on each side, maybe three and two,

if you want medium rare. Garlic cloves. And yeah, and just fucking don't put it in the pan until there's smoke coming off the oil. And the minute you do that, turn it down. I'm watching this guy,

Billy Parisi. He's a fucking Italian from Indiana. Get that. He obviously trained and whatever. And he's just a regular guy. He's got the skimmer hat on and glasses. And he's got a very likable way about him. And he does all these old steak Diane and all these recipes that, you know, classics. And so I did that. I went and picked up a, I love New York strip, just like he does. I know you got your ribbyes, which a killer. I love it all. I love filibial, but I like a ribbi

because it's got a little chew to it and it's very flammable. Anyways, yeah, that's the key. Who would I guess? Eight gallons of butter on it and garlic cloves. And it all just, seeps into the fucking meat. Also, dry rub your steaks and put them in the fridge for a couple hours before you cook them. Do you crush your garlic? Don't be a cunt now, all right? I don't have that kind of money. Put that one down.

I want to get cunt in the clips, just to piss off my mother. Yeah, yes, I do actually. Yeah, it releases the... You don't have to in this case, because I've seen plenty chefs, not in this case. But yes, I smash them with my hand. It's a good way to get the paper off them, too. Have a look at your floor after you're done cooking with a lot of garlic. It looks like a ticker tape parade happened.

You're standing up to your knees in fucking confetti. Garlic confetti. That's a nice clean clip. People, you'll enjoy that. We'll use that one too. Dallas has a hell of a time picking my shit up. He's like, that's a go. He says, fuck.

He says twat right there. We can't. Anyways, oh my God. I ate that steak with nothing else. I had red potatoes. I didn't even cook them. I forgot about him. I saw mesmerized by the steak.

Annie makes this friggin butter that you, if you want to make a, what do you call it, you know, with herbs in it, puts like a couple sticks of room temperature of butter in a, you know, a kitchen egg mixer with a paddle.

And you, you know, you sort of cream the butter. And then you add lemon juice, garlic, you know, again, a fucking fresh oregano fresh

in the butter and it makes this flavored butter that you put on the top you say you could put that on your father's ass I don't know why you do that

but it'll be delicious all right let's get to it Trump says Iran agrees to no nukes President Trump said Iran has agreed to his biggest demand in order to stop the war and that's to call him sir

no he said sir, sir, we're afraid of you. Order to stop the war, no nuclear weapons. He says they have agreed. They will never have a nuclear weapon. They've agreed to that. And I don't want to, Mr. Trump, I never really question you

because your instincts, you always turned out to be right. But on this one, what are you, they've been saying that for 60 years, dude. I mean, what are these guys different? Tehran has not stated that publicly, so they haven't stated that publicly, but Trump says they're saying it over the phone and denied even talking to the U.S. But Trump has made clear

that the no-nukes demand is necessary for the U.S. to stop its military campaign. And here is Mr. Trump doing something unusual, talking to the press. Let me tell you, just on that alone, you assholes who don't like him, should like him. Never been a more...

He's too transparent. This guy, like Dallas said, he'll be on Air Force One. stick his head out of the thing. Well, he's sitting on the toilet to take a question as he's dropping a deuce. And he goes, they keep giving us shit. This is what I'm going to drop on him.

Fucking five-ton mozzarella bomb. Here he is taking questions about Iran. What was the turning point to make you want to pursue a ceasefire. A few days ago, you said you wanted to continue bombing Iran. Now you want to pursue peace talks. Was there something that happened? The fact that they're talking to us. they're talking sense.

And remember it all starts with they cannot have a nuclear weapon. Just, you know, I said yesterday, what are they said, what are the top ten? I said, well, number one, two, and three is they can't have a nuclear weapon. And, uh, pause once a, you know, it's great about this. You can find clips of him saying this in the 80s, like on Howard Stern. Okay. So I don't know what you guys. And apparently they're going to get slaughtered in the midterms.

And, and that's why I think everything's rigged. I'll go on my little soap box right now while I'm thinking of it. All the shit he's done. All the shit he, I'm not even bringing up getting shot in the face and three other life-threatening situations,

but taking a bullet. All the shit and all he's accomplished in the first couple years or whatever, year and a half. And you're upset because gas is back up again and groceries are a little expensive. Grow the fuck. I understand the war thing.

He said we'd never go to war. Do you want a safe? country or don't you? It comes to what difference does it make if coffee prices or fruits a little high? If you're going to get stabbed in the ass by a Guatemalan on the way to your fucking supermarket, I

want to get that to J.D. Vance and tell them to deliver it just like that. Or DeSantis. He puts a little spin on it. Do you get my point? The fact that they're going to get killed in the midterm. Well, but I don't want to live here. Maybe I'll go get a room with Rosie. I can punch her in the face every morning.

but if that's the you know and they probably are because the war thing look people are like but what he said was no never ending wars okay can you be a little patient the guy's reshaping the planet oh it might take six months what the fuck

am I the only kid that didn't grow up spoiled I don't get it man I really don't anyways go ahead Trumpy I have a nuclear weapon and we're talking about that and I don't want to say in advance Don't talk over me, bitch. They've agreed.

They will never have a new wear a weapon. They've agreed to that. How can you prove it? What if? I saw another clip of him and they go, this is from a few years ago, but what if Russia, you know, what if Russia starts to, he goes, what if, what if they drop a bomb and you tomorrow, he goes. It really true. It's like they're like high school kids asking him questions.

Anyways, the president's comments came as the U.S. and Iran are preparing for another round of negotiations. in an attempt to bring a ceasefire to the war. This isn't a war. This is a one-sided fight. It's like the one was, do you remember? I think it was, name some of the wars, the Iraqi ones. What one, freedom? One of them had the word freedom in it.

Enduring freedom and Iraqi freedom. Thank you. And you remember the fucking Iraqis were surrendering to CNN's camera team? Remember? That's sort of what this is. Negotiates in an attempt to bring a ceasefire to the, while also gearing up for a major combat operation, if talks fail apart.

That's what I'm a little confused about. He's got 3,000. Have they left yet? They're ready to go. 3,000 of our military guys are ready to... We're actually talking to the right people, he says, and they want to make a deal so badly. You have no idea how badly they want to make a deal.

You have to change up your lines, Mr. President. You said that about when you were buying a fucking Tesla. The dealership, you said. They couldn't wait. Trump is. been clear he wants Iran to give up its nuclear materials down to the nuclear dust, which is my screen

damn it. It used to be atomic punk. And there's my wife, cooking her meatloaf in the apparently she's in Lebanon in her duplex as part of the ongoing piece talk. We want the nuclear dust. We're going to want that, he told reporters. That's the uranium-enrich

it, it gets to a level where you're not using it to heat anything, but to melt the fucking city down. As he left Florida on Monday, referring to the enriched uranium, you know, the one with pulp in it. Meantime, the Department of War is gearing up to send thousands of troops from the Army's

82nd infantry division to deploy to the Middle East. According to a source, familiar with a plan, the Pentagon is expected to announce the deployment of 3,000-person brigade combat team from the elite North Carolina

base unit in support of the U.S. and Israel's war on Iran, who said that, the Wall Street Journal. One of the military's premier rapid response forces, the 82nd, the famous 82nd Airborne, Dallas was explaining to me. There was 101st airborne. There was these guys. 104s broke off into a bunch of different ones. Dallas was in one of those groups. These are people that jump out of planes and say, I'll fucking shoot your sister on the front lawn if you don't shut your fucking yep. 82nd airborne is designed to be a rapid response team able to deploy a battalion. within 18 hours and a full brigade within 72 hours.

What other military can do that? We'll find out in a few years. China's working on. Iran previously committed to not build a nuclear weapon as part of negotiations with the West. Yet Tehran continued to enrich nuclear materials to levels nearing weapons grade. So, you know, Trump said... Problem. You're a fucking problem.

And in English accent, he said this. Onking jam rag, arcing spunk bubble, I'm telling you, H. You keep looking at me. I'm going to put you in the fucking ground. I promise you. Not this time. Last summer's operation, Midnight Hammer.

Again, that was a clonite war in the 80s. Doesn't it sound like it? Midnight Hammer. Abliterated Iran's nuclear weapons program, according to Trump. But he said the latest strikes were to stop them from rebuilding. The U.S. also wanted to take out Iran's missile capabilities

to keep it from attacking Israel and other allies in the Middle East. So there you go. again, I'm laughing that Trump's going, they agreed to it. Meanwhile, they're still shooting shit at Israel and neighboring countries. So I

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All that shit. And it supports this show. So we'd appreciate you do that at the shoutout.us. Hi. Everybody knows you never go full retire. In our West Coast stupid segment tonight, Seattle's already struggling with empty office. I thought this is interesting.

Glenn Beck, who liked me for a while, they get a good shit. He writes some good stuff. Seattle's already struggling with empty office towers, fleeing businesses and rising urban decay, like most of West Coast Blue Cities, morons. Glenn Beck warns that the city's latest proposal could make things worse than they already are.

Can you imagine living in Seattle or Los Angeles or even New York and looking at the way things are and going, this is what we want? And the only way you can do that and have mentality is that if you hate this country and you want to completely change it. It's that simple. So let's start killing those people. In Seattle, nearly one-third of the office space is empty.

35% at the core. More than a quarter of all the office space all across the city is vacant. Entire, excuse me, I don't even smoke anymore. Entire buildings are dark at noon. And let me tell you something. When I go to Dallas and I take, you know, not him, the fucking city. When I, you know, I'm in the back of the car on the way to the hotel. Or when Darren, Crowder's dad gave me a ride back to the hotel once.

He was pointing at all the, I go, these big, beautiful office. I'm talking big industrial complexes with big high-rise empty. Remember COVID? Everybody started working from home. That sort of triggering. it. Entire building's a dark at noon, elevators that carry thousands of engineers and lawyers and designers now move janitors and security guards through hollow floors where the lights, they never come on.

Hello? Hello? Hello? This is New Orleans without the hurricane. It's not war damage. This is policy that is doing this. And the response from the city leadership shows something that is far more than incompetence. It's intentional destruction.

I think this is Glenn who wrote this. Whoever, it's right on the money. We always say that on the show that it's intentional. Somebody's trying to bring this country towards knees, and it's people who fucking hate it. The only reason they still live here is so they can do shit like this. This intentional destruction has come in the form of a new tax being imposed in Seattle. Listen to this.

You make over a million dollars, 9.9% extra tax. That's a lot of money when you're making big dough. They don't have any understanding how the economy works, Glenn says, and it's true. The left, that's because they don't want capitalism. They don't want this. They really think you're going to have a centralized government

and they're going to give you each family, you know, $4,400 a year to live on. You know, that's their wet dream, even though it's never worked anywhere. Here's what I would do, Glenn says. Fix the problem. Get the poop off. the streets, get the people pooping off the streets, get the drugs off the streets, clean the

city up and you won't have this problem, he says. But that's not the solution. Seattle's not known for technology. It's now known for open air drug markets. It used to be technology. Open air drug markets, sidewalk encampments, retail theft. We could be talking about San Francisco, New York, fucking Picker City, Chicago, anywhere where leftism flourishes. Retail theft treated as a nuisance instead of a crime. I'm still tempted to go into CBS, even here in Savannah, and try to walk out with a shitload of shit. Just to see if they'll let me walk out,

like they do the people of color. They don't anymore, I don't think. I think we've backed off on that. Look at this beautiful area, huh? That's people on vacation in Buffalo. No, a regular climate where starting running or expanding a business requires navigating a maze of taxes and mandates, That's why business people leave.

And when they do that, as you see, even what's his name? Who just left California recently, a billionaire? They take the money with them. It's hilarious. Hockel was back on TV last week saying, come back. Remember a couple of years ago? She's like, if you don't like, but you can go to Florida. You don't belong in our state.

Now she's on TV. Talking to those very same billionaires going, please come back. We need your tax base. fucking stupid. You guys are retarded. She seems like she's coming around. It's so bad she can't even bullshit anymore. Even now Seattle businesses face

one of the country's most aggressive business and occupation taxes, he continues, pointing out that the regulations caused businesses to leave and in turn, the city decided to start taxing owners of the vacant buildings on top of their already steep taxes. You can't tell me that's not intentional.

when companies noticed these insane regulations, they understandably chose to take their business elsewhere. The employees all followed. The buildings emptied out, Glenn says, which is true. Bye, bye. Now residents are trying to sell their homes and they're getting taxed for it.

What's your end goal? Does anybody get them on TV and go, can you get them in the White House? Get Hokel, get all the stupid, mayors, all the fucking mostly black and brown city councils of blue cities who are

they're Marxists, they hate this guy. Can we get them all in the White House? Fuck the press. I mean, have the press there to film Trump and DeSantis and Rubio and Bessette having a debate with them about how the economy works in America.

Can we do that? That would be really reporting the nose. Instead of asking why companies are leaving, continues, city leaders ask a different question entirely. How do we punish the people creating jobs? How can we make their life even harder? And that is no exaggeration whatsoever. Maybe because, you know why Seattle's failing?

Maybe because it's still filled with people like, and this is from the George Floyd ship, remember Chas and all that fucking horseshit? The city still feel, from back then. Listen, these are mostly white people sitting here. Listening to these black people, young, people in their 20s who hate this country with a passion.

I mean, their parents taught them to do that, and then they went to college and got another layer of bullshit. But mostly white people with purple hair, nose rings, nodding at these hateful black speakers. Again, this is like five years ago. Go ahead. Black of the berry. The seed of the Jews.

Pause. That's a black woman on stage. I can fill her. I can feel her anti-white hate. The black of the berry and the predominantly white crowd goes the sweet of the Jews. I used to say that about the bosoms of this. I don't know what I'm talking about. Go ahead.

From inside more than our skin, it's the cultural and vibe. We on a quest. We come from a tribe. Our hope wants to subside by the moon and the tide. We ebb and we float for the purpose of life. To love and be loved. To love and be loved. To love and be love.

I ain't never giving it I ain't never giving it I ain't never giving up I ain't never giving up I'm gonna run We can never self-destruct I say we appreciate y'all for me

Yeah yeah Yeah up in this motherfucker White people nodding Just compliant Just anesthetized by how fucking stupid They're because Yeah You preach brother

Maybe that's why Seattle's A shit hole now you believe you understand black people make up 13% of the total population and we'll never have you know people think woke is dead it's still alive and kicking it's worse than ever try watching a NCAA college basketball game i don't know why you would but do it and watch the commercials i watched seven minutes of commercial straight i saw one white person do white people not do they not watch the madness like everybody else and therein lies the beef my theory not just my theory why people have a problem with the Jews like Tucker Carlson Megan

Kelly and a few others and it's that I believe it's that it's that culture that they have sort of you know they kept they keep us at each other's throats and you whether you want to admit it or not they overrepresented when talking about running the media. And I believe that. Because I've been watching TV for years asking Colin Quinn, anybody I know who follows the gnomed woman,

I go, whose agenda is it that defends gay people and every commercial can't have more than three white people for the last 30 years? There has to be, if you watch TV, you've heard me say this a million times. If you got here from another planet watched TV for five, you'd think it was

90-10 black-to-white. And that's a Jewish thing. Oh, how do you know fucking look up who writes the commercials and the fucking whatever. And again, I still defend Netanyahu. Because like I said, you have to choose between the Jews and the sand chimps.

Oops. I'm going with the Jews. And like I said, when we find out that they're trying to fuck us of it, we'll take care of them. But I understand the beef with the, you know, the Tucker Carlson's other way. He ain't a dumb guy, by the way. I understand the beef with, you know, the Jews running, having a biggest sway over our government in foreign affairs than they should.

That's what the beef is. I'm sure it runs deeper than that. I didn't mean to get that deep with this, folks. But what I'm saying is fuck Seattle. Once again, a very beautiful place ruined by its politics and the nitwits. Anyways, let's do something light. Here's a baby who lost her head in a bus accident in New Delhi last week. Ram Bunches, folks, that's Ram R-A-M-R-A-M-Dash bunches.

A woman, I hope you appreciate my titles. Takes me almost 11 seconds to think of. A woman is seeking a restraining order against Puka Nakua. That is the, right now the best receiver in the league in the NFL, in my opinion. He either had 1,700 or 1,700 yards. It doesn't matter. He had 127 catches and 10 touchdowns. and almost won the MVP.

Stafford ended up winning it. Bukkahua. Anyways, you got to destroy. Somebody took out a restraining order against him, some woman after the Rams star allegedly said, fuck all the Jews and later bit her during a New Year's Eve night out in L.A. And that's why I don't go out on New Year's Eve.

The amateurs are out there. You're going to get bit. You're going to get, you know what I'm saying? Madison, Etiabee. Holy fucking most. Who's not going to bite her? If you don't, you're a big girl. You're a bitch.

You're a faggin. Look at him. He looks like a character from Saved by the fucking belt. You understand how tough that guy is? He goes over the middle and take shots like you wouldn't believe. And he's tough as fucking. Look at him. He looks like a football players look different in the sick.

Ever see Chuck Bednarik or Nogerski or Red Grange? They look like you're supposed to. They look like, you know who. What's the woman's name? Golden Girls. Be Arthur. That's what they look like. Man, man.

This guy looks like a smiling cycle boy scout. Anyways, he has good taste. And when I say good taste, I mean by biting. Yeah, that's Madison Etiab. He filed for the restraining order in L.A. on Tuesday, claiming that Nakua terrorized her on December 31st. That's New Year's Eve of 2025. And then threatened to soil her name in the press.

several weeks later. Nekua's attorney, Levi McAthern, told TMZ that, when did TMZ become the fucking go-to? TMZ that Nekua never made the anti-Semitic remark, though he did, I don't, what is his, I didn't bother looking up. Can you Google what he is? I want to say, I was thinking Hawaiian or some shit.

A Samoan, that sounds very pineappily. Nekua never made anti-Semitic remarks, it says. Though he did acknowledge it. Polynesian descent, specifically Samoan, Hawaiian, and German. Bingo. Oh, in German. That explains the biting and the, and the anti-Semitism. Yes. Acknowleds the 24-year-old receive a bit. That's a weird mix.

Polynesian, Hawaiian, pineapple, poy. Just trying to get laid. And get it? Laid. Get it? Lade. Get it? Laid bid at ATIAB while the two and several other members

of the group were horse playing. Yeah, they were horse playing. Yeah, because guy, pro football players who were drunk on New Year's Eve around broads that are 14 owners. They horse play. A judge denied

ATIAB's restraining order requests and of course a judge did. And why is that? You've been watching this show you should be able to answer that yourself. Well, most judges are very liberal Ivy League Jew hating people.

Did you know that? Do you watch what happened? Columbia University and Brown and all the other places where judges come from, temporarily stating in a court filing that based on the totality of the circumstances, the court needs more information at a properly noticed hearing prior to issuing in any orders. Oh, my God. Okay, let's say it's a white, let's say it's a black girl. And pick a white player.

McCaffrey, oh, he's such too angelic, but, and he left teeth marks in a black girl's neck. I think the judge is going to do the same thing? We need more information. Shut up. At a hearing on the matter has been slated for April 14th, according to the restraining order request, ATIAB's first encounter with Nekua occurred at a New Year's Eve dinner in Century City that was being hosted by Nekua and other members of the ramp. So she's a star fucker, in my opinion.

You don't know her, Nick. I know of her. A.T. Abbey, and no, no one tried to fuck me because I was a star because it never happened. Not without pills and Heineken's and Rufis. Had no prior acquaintance with Nekua and had not been informed he would be present. So she had no prior, she didn't know the guy out of the blow, supposedly. And during the mail, ATIAB wrote in her filing that Nekua was extremely touchy with the girls and had said, fuck all the Jews and I don't look I'd like to believe he didn't say that but let me tell you something he's

alpha male drunk and God knows what else and even worse Polynesian I don't know what that mean he said fuck all the Jews and the course of his conversation when he was at the other side of the table I don't think she'd make that up A T. Abbey said in her filing she is Jewish and was immediately offended and emotionally distressed hearing those words okay he's Jews Hates shoes. Following dinner, Aetabhi, her girlfriend, Nekua, and other members of the party got into a sprinter van in order to head to their next destination.

And Nekua sat down between ATIAB and her girlfriend without invitation or consent. Is that where we are, ladies? You're at a party, right, with people who are way more famous than you. So I don't know what your motives are there. And a guy needs a written invitation to sit between. you. I'm not condoning the biting and the anti-sentence

of that, but you can't joke around and jump up. Didn't you do that when you were young in college? The girl might throw a drink in your face, so what? You keep going. You got lime in your eyes. Nekua began behaving in a strange, erratic, and physically intrusive manner. That would be a drunk football play.

ATIAB wrote in the documents, and he became unwontly touchy-feely with both Atabi and her girlfriend, which I believe a thousand percent. Naku, and I'm not saying it's right. I'm not saying it's wrong. I'm just saying it's right. Look at her.

Nakua then allegedly bit a Tiabi's girlfriend's thumb. Well, at least he didn't suck on it. Excuse me. Look at it. Those are the teeth marks. Those are the teeth marks he left at her. Horse play. Those are horse teeth.

Look at that. That is some fucking horsing around. He bit a tabby on her left shoulder on the scapula with such massive force to leave a complete circular impression of all of his teeth as marks on her skin. And then he yelled. Delicious.

Thank you. Tabby wrote, thank you. I'm going to sue you. In a restraining order, she wrote that. The bit, excuse me, the bite broke some skin and caused visible injury that was photographed shortly thereafter. That hurts. And again, I,

a drunk elephant, a male moron, which is what most NFL players are. Nick, you shouldn't. Not all of them. I'm just saying he thought he was horse and around him. I guarantee. I bet he's done it to other brothers who didn't have a problem with it.

Are you blaming the victim? Yeah, fuck it. I don't care either way. It can nothing to do with me. I hate the Rams. Anyways, ATRB claimed and NACA collapsed unconscious in the van for several hours following the interact. Maybe you had some type of poisoning your skin following the interaction.

She added that she reported the incident to the LAPD on January 2nd. At the meeting, McCathorne allegedly made unprivileged threats. That's the lawyer, to contact TMZ and other press and media outlets to disseminate false, inaccurate, and or deliberately exaggerated public statements about the events of December 31st, 2025. The specific false narrative that McArthurne and Nekuhr threatened to propagate was that ATIB was sexually permissible. and that she had wanted to be attacked and bitten by Nekua on the, she wanted to be bitten? Good luck proving that one. What did she have steak sauce on her scapula?

The alleged encounter with ATIAB occurred less than two weeks after Nakua apologized for using anti-Semitic in-nature dance. He did a dance. What is an anti-Semitic dance? What is that you do the Monwalk while you're doing it? No, I think you're, take a knife and make a throat slashing nation to a Jew. They do that when they score a touch them.

He was doing this. He was doing one of these. During an internet live stream, he was doing it. So he's anti-Jewish dance. That's fucking, he looks like a boy scout with that smile. It just, they don't look like, you know what I mean? Very odd. So again, I didn't take sides there on either.

You can't leave teeth marks like that. That looked like it hurt. she's studying. I'm sure her friends were. I'd like to know why they were at a party in Century City for the Rams. Oh, I'm sure she followed them. She could have. I don't know.

I'm prejudging. But you're going to be careful. They're like wild animals. Even at the University of Maine, some of these big fucking linemen that everybody was frightened of once they got four drinks in them. They would start bashing. They would knock over women, guys. I told you, a guy threw, we had two dogs enough for turning little dogs.

And this guy, Danny Ammy's offensive. of tackle, threw out the dogs in our punch bowl. The white one was pink for like fucking two months. He had dead eyes. And I'm just saying, that was humane. Can you imagine what goes on in the NFL? Let's move on to Don't Play It Again, Sam. A man, this is disgusting, this story.

A man contracted to perform music for members of an elderly care facility has been charged with rape after surveillance footage, captured him, taking off his clothes in a patient's room. What's this motherless fuck's name? We'll get to it. Disturbing video shows Jonathan Michael Alvarado.

Again, Hispanic nature. Stripping down naked, I can see why he's shredded. Look at him. As George McDonald said, he's on that lasagna and birthday cake diet. Stripping down naked in the 61-year-old's room inside Los Angeles facility where she has lived for several years after being diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease.

Here's the disturbing video of this jerk off, and then I'll tell you what he did. Go ahead. They'll tell you. Alvarado was a volunteer piano player at Lomarada Heights. The whole nightmare caught on camera. I just screamed. Anderson set up ring cameras throughout her mom's apartment because of her dementia-related symptoms. Here is some of that shocking footage. you see Alvarado in the victim's bedroom

taking his clothes off and he's acting like he's at a fucking Marriott on prom night fat fuck ahead an hour later you see him here emerging from the bedroom oh my god he's naked Alvarado throws a condom in the trash can

then gets dressed so let's get this straight and this is sort of a takeoff on a joke that my buddy Jeff Stelson used to so the message that raping a woman, an old woman with Alzheimer's, that doing that is wrong.

That didn't get through to him, but wearing a condom did, that message of safe sex. Her daughter, Camel Anderson, had installed the cameras to keep an eye on her ailing mother. Actually, well done, lady, nice black lady, take care of her mom. Why'd you have to say that, Nick? Just say nice lady.

Oh, shut up. I just saw a man sitting on her bed, bending over it, tying his fat cracker ass shoes. I added that for emphasis. And then he was walking out, and she was just left on her bed nude. Now, why don't they show that? A joke, folks, relax.

She, even Dallas's glasses, he went, what? She immediately called the police. Alvarado was charged with two felonies, having woman's tits and a tiny peepie. I'll be doing eight to 12 years. charged with two felonies, rape and elderly abuse. Elvarado was reportedly a volunteer piano player at the facility and entertain patients.

And apparently, this is him, serenating her after. I love you for helping me to construct of my life, not a tavern, but a temple. I love you because... You're raping me. This is rape. It is not. Listen. I love you.

I couldn't believe it, though, daughter said, honestly. And then I was angry and then I just screamed and then I cried. A $25 million lawsuit has been filed against the owners of the Poms La Marrida, Marada, where the incident occurred. The suit says the June 10th, 2025 assault was captured in whole or in part by surveillance, video and audio evidence. It continues. These assaults were not random, unavoidable events. They were enabled by failures in access control, screening, supervision, monitoring, reporting, escalation, resident protection, policy enforcement, and compliance with obligations,

defendants undertook in connection with the plaintiff's residency, which we've seen enough of these stories. No, that's true. Nobody pays it. Folks, we are a moral sewer. Ethically, morally, we are bankrupt beyond fucking, um, belief. We've done a few stories in the last couple of years.

Remember we had a black kid beating a punching a white, old white guy in the face? Remember over and over again? And then there was two black girls that had taken care of an old white woman. They were slapping her around. And I'm not blaming black people. I mean, this guy's obviously a fat, fucking white Hispanic, as they call it. I'm just saying, I hope they win every penny of that. This guy, do you really think there's no, what?

What is he that? What? Well, he's done. That guy, and I don't mean just fired. I can't wait to see. They've got to put him in and let somebody serenade him and sell block C. Right? All right.

Let's move on. Jury says a meta should have done better. Ah, my neck. Fuck. A New Mexico jury on Tuesday ordered META to pay $375 million. Before you go, that's a lot of money. It's meta. Yeah.

Do you understand? That's like dropping a $20 bill on the sidewalk for him. After finding the company violated state law by misleading users about the safety of its platforms and allegedly enabling child sexual exploitation. I'll show you the judge reading off. It was a minute and a half of him reading off the charges. They fucking went out to matter with everything. But this guy was such a crushing bore that I'm going to show you him reading.

off like the first one, so you won't go with the sugar coma. So, on question one, Judge charisma. Did not violate the Unfair Practices Act by engaging in an unfair or deceptive trade practice, the jury answers yes.

Here you. Here you. Here come the bore. The court's in session now. Here come to judge. Hey, look at everybody. It's Mark Zuckerberg who seen here coming

in second in a rampal lookalike Conca. Second to Rand Paul. Second to Rand Paul. That's a good point. Look at that. He's finally

looks like an adult and he's pale and I don't know what to make a Zuckerberg. Look, he's this brilliant kid. He had the Biden administration come to him and say, block all this shit about COVID.

Remember they put the hammer on him? And he came out and told us that. But he also admitted, we know that he's admitted, that they knew the algorithms of fucking dangerous for children and all kinds of shit. They know it was addicting and whatever. I'm sure you all have an opinion on it. But anyway, jurors found the Facebook and Instagram parent company, that would be meta, violated New Mexico's consumer protection law following a lawsuit brought by Attorney General Raul Torres, who accused of, a meta of failing to protect children from predators. The jury's verdict is a historic victory for every child and family who has paid the price for Mehta's choice to put profits over kids'

safety, said New Mexico Attorney General Raul Torres. Meta executives knew their products harmed children, disregarded warnings from their own employees. You hear that? Their own employees are going, look, this is getting, and lied to the public about what they knew. Today, the jury joined families, educators, child safety experts, and saying enough is enough. The verdict marks a major legal win for the state and is believed to be the first time a state has prevailed at trial against a major tech company over claims it harm children through its platforms. This isn't like the first lawsuit that's come up like, according to the New Mexico State Justice Department. the $375 million penalty is significantly lower than the roughly 2.1 billion New Mexico officials had sought, though the jury awarded the maximum allowed under state law of $5,000 per violation.

Meta said it disagrees with the verdict and plans to appeal. We respectfully disagree with the verdict and will appeal. Thanks for putting that in there twice, you fuckstains, a meta-send. spokesperson told Fox business. We work hard to keep people safe on our platforms. Yeah, tell it to the girl who just choked herself on the, oh, that was sorry, that was on whatever

TikTok, our platforms and are clear about the challenges of identifying and removing bad actors or harmful content. Yeah, sorry, evidence says otherwise, and I'm with a jury on this one, and again, they won't feel that. I'll make that tomorrow

night. Anyways. Let's go on to some humor. Pillow biter, fighter. What? You heard me. This is the wild moment. A mass brawl. This made me laugh, and I stumbled over the footage.

A mass brawl broke out at a West Hollywood gay bar during the day before spelling out onto the street. Ah, the homosexuals. Remember I told you the story? Colin Quinn was in a car with my... Mike Reynolds, who's a now dead comedian who was a good friend of Colin and mine, Colin had just moved there. I can't remember if he did it to somebody.

I think they did it to him. Jimmy Labriola, I want to say Mike Reynolds. These are all comics. Colin had just moved there. And they said, meet us at this bar at whatever the fuck. And it was a gay bar. Colin didn't know. So they parked across the street.

It was like seven at night. Colin pulls up and whatever gets off and goes in the bar. Look at the bar. And they just sat across the street laughing their balls on. And he came out with lipstick all over his neck. And what the fuck? No. Cell phone footage shows.

And boy, West Hollywood was very gay. I got more looks from guys. And I took it as compliment. Because these guys were like, rip, good-looking guys. And they would look at me. You know, sure I had my pecker hanging out. I was wearing a tidy witties, noontime, with a pair of work boots. Cell phone footage shows multiple people throwing punches like bitches.

I watched this and all I could hear was Joe Pesci in the raging bowl when De Niro said to him at the kitchen table, I want you to punch me in a face. And he's like, wow, come on, Jake, what the fuck? Wrap it around your hand. How many times I got to tell you? Joe Pesci wraps like a towel around the hand

and punches De Niro like right in the face. De Niro looks at him and he goes, you throw a punch like you take it up the ass. Pesci fucking hits him and he goes, I ain't no fag. I love to reminisce. People throwing punches as the fight moved from the venue onto the busy stretch of Santa Monica Boulevard. It's funny. I, a little part of me missed, I had fun out there.

And again, thanks to my wife. If I didn't know her, it would have been fucking, I would have hung myself in my Venice apartment. But I know right where they're talking about. And there was always something interesting going on. Here's folks, this is how you don't throw punches or whatever, even though, like I said, My shoulders are being held together by spit and duct tape. But watch these guys, and I'm not saying, believe you, this gay guys are playing the NFL.

They'll knock your fucking lights up. But these particular guys fight like gay guys. Watch. This guy getting all the world. Even fight house music. Apparently 93's a bad number. How funny was that? I could actually hear this.

Oh, my God. The video obtained by the WeHo Times captured a camera. chaotic scene with people chasing and swinging out each other while stunned bystand has watched the mayhem spill from Fiesta Cantina. That's a rough joint. I get hit with a, you know what, a stiletto. Not a knife of shoe. Deputies with L.A. County Sheriff's Department responded to the incident on March 21st around 6.15 p.m. 8,500 block of Santa Monica Boulevard when a suspect were pulling through alcohol at one of two victims. After being thrown out of the bar, the victims were attacked by approximately six suspects and Daisy Dukes,

all of whom left before police arrived. The two victims suffered injuries to their heads, both of them, and faces but refuse medical attention. They said, we'll just put makeup over it and go dancing. It was unclear exactly what led to the fight. Somebody said somebody had a crawler stuck up their ass, and a guy said, it's not mine. He goes, it is too.

Step outside. No arrests have been made, and the investigation is ongoing. Fucking quiz! Oh, take it eight. What's up, California? My name is Alex. What's up, I'm Maiden?

I'm all of it. I'm Brian. And together we are. Fucking quiz! You son of a bitch. Save those. Beautifully done. Well done.

That's called Well Played by the producer. That's Polly Walnuts. How can you guys not see a clip like that and go, I have to watch a show? straight throat binge watch it you'll do it you'll watch six it's so good in two days and i don't care it's 20 something years ago wow 19th really the pilot was shot like 99 oh my god it's almost 30 years can you fucking imagine uh and you know that's my favorite thing in life folks i like it more goodfellas i like it more than the godfather i grew up in the suburbs um i didn't you know my family my dad my family's my family's

great guineas they're boring i would have liked that but i had a friend who whose dad knew all the judges and grew up in the streets of chelsea so he and he was a white suburban kid but he knew the game his father taught him how to gamble he'd have interesting people over on sunday when we were watching the patriots and he told me some stories that would just uh anyways please please i beg of you even if it's one of you people out of the 11 watching please go home tonight and start fucking the soprano. Even if you've, I saw a guy in the plane next to me, a young kid watching it. I go, I actually tapped on the shoulder again. You've seen that before. He goes, this is my 14th time watching it. I don't know I told you that, but who cares, right? I know.

All right, that's it. I've had enough and so of you. My neck hurts, my back hurts. My hip and ass are permanently swollen. Anyhow, I guess I'll request that handicapped room at the Hilton next time in Dallas. keep giving me. I go to the guy, did I limp in here? Why is this the second time you give him in the retard room? And he said, it's not a retard room. We call it to Stephen Hawkins Sweet. I go, listen, don't get fucking ugly with me. That's it, I guess. Something about cameo. If you'd like to me to make a personalized video, sending it to, you know, to one of your friends, busting his chops or saying, you know, making fun of your mom's hamletoe or making fun of your, you know, Hispanic guy neighbors.

Go to cameo.com. That's it for now, boys and girls. You think it, I'll say, very welcome. We'll see you back here at the same time, 6 p.m. Eastern Time tomorrow, which is Thursday, which is the final day of the week for us. Until then, Arriva Durch. Hi. Good night, everybody.