The Nick DiPaolo Show - Trump Says No! | The Nick DiPaolo Show #1957

Episode Date: September 28, 2026

In today's episode Nick talks about The Nor'easter Nightmare, Trump Says No, Another Terrorist Dead, Feminists Attack The Toilet, Michigan Muslim Makeover and A Wild College Football Weekend! WATCH THE FULL SHOW LIVE & FREE at 6pm ET only on Rumble! https://rumble.com/thenickdipaoloshow/ TOUR DATES, SOCIALS, PERSONAL VIDEOS, STREAM ALL MY COMEDY SPECIALS! https://www.nickdip.com/ MERCH - GRAB A MUG, TSHIRT, HOODIE, STICKERS AND MORE! https://shop.nickdip.com/

Well, then go do another credit card commercial. Good to see they're giving him a shot. Jesus Christ. It is hard, man. And let me tell you something about commercials. Hi, welcome to the show, folks. Let me go to my stupid spiel. I'm Kevin Magoo, and you're not.

If you're watching on some other platform, you want to watch the full show, click the link in the description right now. All full episodes of my show, always streaming live at 6 p.m. Eastern on Rumble. If you wanted ad free, you go join Rumble premium. Today we'll be talking about, I usually don't talk about the weather, but come on, it was a beauty. I don't know what's going still be going on. Up in Nor'easter nightmare. Trump telling the jerkoffs to drop dead were there

another offer. We got a terrorist being vaporized, which is always like good porn, if a good American and not a Democrat. And we got a, you know, Deerboa, Michigan turned into fucking Dahlabad fucking years ago. But we got a white guy who's trying to stand up. And of course, you know, all his white neighbors right behind him.

They don't have the balls to do it. So it's a pretty interesting story. While college football weekend, as it always is, it's why we watch the shit. It's a tremendous entertainment. Last night, NFL game. I mean, if you caught the Rams and Broncos, like Rams are up 16, nothing, I think at halftime or whatever.

And the game switched around, second half. Of course it did, because I had the Rams in the pool. And anyways, what a shootout. Bow Nicks is tremendous, and Matthew Stafford is a fucking Hall of Fame. And they both last night were just, it was a heavyweight fight. They were just throwing bombs. and it was unbelievably entertaining and I think the Rams got fucked

honestly, but whatever. What am I doing? Okay. I hate fucking Mondays. And it's always fucking Monday. Hey, a week from this Thursday, I'll be doing stand-up again. I was bragging about that

like it was 10 years down the road. Well, hello. Teeth, I'll get to these in a few seconds. Fuck. Anyways, college football. He's like the top 20 text. I've watched all these games. When you watch these shit long enough,

they all blend in. I mean, I've been doing it my whole life. I actually have a passion for, it's the only thing I have a passion, but I've never got sick of football, any kind of football, but especially last 25 years, college, 30 years. But if you watch enough of it

and you don't remember, it's like, okay, Tennessee, I remember that was a good one this way. It all blends in. Was that last year, two years ago? Texas, by the way, the number one in the nation, over a top Tennessee team, 2017. Tennessee was number 17.

You got number two, Georgia, spank in Oklahoma, 31, 13, like the dogs are supposed to. They look like the dogs this year. I'll tell you who we didn't see come in Florida. They get them at 21, which is, I don't know. 50. That's changed this week. That was based on the scores from the Saturday. They're now number eight.

Oh, okay. Florida is now number eight, but when they kicked off, they were 21 against number four, Ole Miss, and they put a weapon on Ole Miss. 5228, that doesn't happen, Ole Miss. You got LSU who I think might be my favorite team now. I always had like a crush on LSU. They just, every year they're competitive. They always have great athletes, and number 10, LSU.

35 over Texas A&M, which was 23. So 35 to 6, kick the snout out of them. Number 20, Oregon, 41. USC, who was ranked 12, 27. So that was an upset. And a lot of shit went down that we're going to talk about in that game. Some real black shit went down. That's good when I'm talking about football.

Doesn't mean it's bad. Wisconsin upsets Penn State. 2420. Penn State is 13th. Wisconsin wasn't even ranked. Wake Forest 30, another upset, over number 16, Louisville, 27. Wake Forest wasn't even ranked. Okay, and here's the game of the day. The football guards have a way. Commer came around for Michigan. As you remember, opening day or second week, whatever it was, Western Michigan. Was it West of Michigan? Was it Western Michigan? They were playing? I think so. The game, man, didn't they put a second back on the clock?

Should have been over. Even after the controversy, a week later, the NCAA said, West of Michigan, we got it wrong. Can you imagine going into the big house in front of $150,000, beat Michigan, you're West of Michigan, and not getting the fucking win. Anyways, they played number 17, Iowa, Michigan's ranked 18 yesterday,

came down to the last play of the game. Last play of the game, Iowa. Guy throws a beautiful, like, back shoulder. The fucking ends up. 20 to 19. Michigan gets it right up the wazoo. And that's that coach, the new coach, Whittingham, who came from, what, BYU or Utah, one of those schools.

He's like a real handsome, older guy. He's been around forever, always wins. It's his first year at Michigan. So he almost lost to the, Now this, you've got to be sweating bullets a little bit. Then you got another upset. Number 24 Mississippi State, who was good this year. They're usually not ranked that often.

24th they're ranked. They were playing 19th ranked Missouri, and they beat them 31-24. Just great. Just tremendous. I went until you see this shit will show. What the hell else? I actually texted my dental surgeon. Went in there to get the stitches out,

and I didn't get to talk to him. He's a great doctor, so he's busy. But, you know, I talked to this younger girl that works with him. She took the stitches out and said everything, look, but I wanted to talk to him. No offense, you know. She seems like she knows what she's doing. But I just wanted to talk.

She looked at my mouth, and she was right. Everything does look fine. It just doesn't feel fine. And I have a high threshold of pain. I always fucking did. You know why? Because if I ever said that hurts, my dad would kick me in the stomach. Anyways, so I wake up Saturday, and it felt like I had surgery the day before with the three implants. So I texted. I'm not even out of bed.

It's like 8.30. And he gave me his cell number. He's a cool dude. I texted him. And I go, hey, Doc, we're 16 days out now. And I'm eating, you know, ibuprofen, like big pussy said, like juju-biz. And, you know, he was nice. He fucking asked me a bunch of questions.

And so he fit me in today. I'm going at 4 o'clock. I mean, I can put up with, you know, but, I mean, it's not just where they did the work. Everything's aching. Like I get in a bar fight or something shit. I'm feeling all kinds of tingling, sensitivity. It hurts. I don't know.

For 16 days out, I don't know, I want to fucking tell you. Anyways, I wrote a little bit on the book. I've been doing a couple of rants, which are like they're about two or three pages long, and I took on house music or techno music. I don't know if you guys know. And don't go, oh, that's because you're old. I fucking hated it when I was dancing to it. Okay?

You heard me. I used to dance. I had to. It was the late 70s, Tony Minero. I'm Italian. We had the shirt open with a gold chain. What are you going to do at a dance club? Coming in a top hat.

Excuse me, lady. Hey there, would you like to tear up a row? Anyways, I hate it. I fucking hate it. And I've been saying it to anybody I know for the last 25. When did that become the default music? Whether you're at the line at CVS and it's coming over the speaker, whether you're at the dentist office, whether you're in the fucking mall,

whether you're at a fucking nail salon. I don't go there. I just, I'm just guessing. I see people dancing. I used to watch people fucking literally, Saturday night that literally go into the fucking foot locker in Times Square to dance. They had such a good sound system.

To that techno fucking horseshit. So yes, I think you'll get a kick out of some of the shit I said. I don't remember. It's like a rape. I just went through it, I'm here. That's about it, I guess. Oh, Dallas made fucking.

There's a place called, red and white. It's a black and white. It's a black-owned super marr. And it's great. It's a small place, and they always have great meat. You know, not like going to a meat market, but when I say me market, I'm not talking about the titty bar up the street, you know, Louis Goose. I got six short ribs,

beef short ribs. They were about this tall. You know what I mean? Six of them. Sometimes cooking's like sports. Sometimes you're right on the money with it. I was fucking in the zone. Made meatball. Oh, my God.

Fucking three hours and 15 minutes. So short ribs simmering in a tomato sauce. Then I took them out, shredded them, put them back in the sauce. Again, I'm old. It's like sex. I'd rather that than a blow job. Well, hold on. How about dessert?

Nice fucking little yank. Nothing? All right. But it was so fucking good. But a loaf of Chicago, Italian bread. Anyways, that's all I got. It says today. What's it say here?

Today? All right, fuck it, folks. Sorry to waste your time. I hope you like college football. This whole thing was a waste. Nightmare, Norista, strong crashing waves. I don't know if you guys check this out. From the violent Norista uncovered 19th century.

Listen to this. Shipwreck buried under Nantucket sand as the storm battered the East Coast with heavy rain. Gale forces like an Irishman batters his wife after 12 Guinness and coastal flooding. A palette of waterloged timber held together by rusted nails and strands of seaweed was discovered on a beach on the south shore of the famed Massachusetts Island Saturday, according to video shared by the Nantucket Current on Saturday. Check this shit out, man.

Look at that, number one. And I know I've been on Nantucket many times to do comedy and you take the ferry over. You actually thought you're in showbiz. But check it out. That's from 18. Whatever. Looked as a black fella underneath. Still rowing.

Why were they going to Nantucket? How do they know? I didn't believe the story because they said they found an Apple watch on the boat. Anyways, fuck off. The wooden segment is believed to be from the Warren Sawyer. Oh, the old Warren Sawyer. A New Orleans-bound schooner that crashed on nearby Comet Beach in 1884. There it is.

That's not a post, that's not a U.S. post stamp or a picture in my bedroom. What? I don't know. That's it. You can tell. I don't know. How? The ship carrying cargo can sit.

of cotton, thank you black folk, and scrap iron, they were making tampons for very tough women back then, was struck by Gail Force winds and veered off course and crashed onto Nantucket around 11 p.m. on December 22nd, 1884. Additional pieces of the shipwreck had already been uncovered in the area, December of 2022. Scientists at the time couldn't definitively declare the shipwreck was the Warren Sawyer, because of an inconsistency between the fastening hardware, which was scotch tape back then, and records for the ship. Over 27,600 customers in New York

were in the dark this weekend as of 2 a.m. on Sunday, according to the tracker, power outage. U.S., which I live on, another 26,000 in Connecticut. They deserve it. No, I'm kidding. We're also powerless. Massachusetts, 11,500, without power.

but they're all hippies. They can do it, though. The storm turned deadly Saturday afternoon when New York City Housing Authority worker Layton Brown, 56 years old, was killed when he was struck by a fallen tree in Brooklyn, Cypress Hill houses. Mondami announced, did you?

Hope you die in this fucking tree. Only there's a rope around your filthy fucking neck. What? You heard me. Look at that. Know it? Been there a million fucking times. also new jersey took a real beating this weekend check out the right these are the streets in north wildwood new jersey Delaware avenues in north wildwood it has been underwater all morning long so for hours and you can see it's not just this intersection it stretches on for blocks and blocks

and the surrounding streets are inundated with water right now as well you can it's one thing you see that in florida you know uh north carolina jersey it needs a good duching I love Jersey, by the That wasn't an insult. I'm just saying. A lot of filthy terrorists set up there. Anyways, there's another one, right?

This is also from New Jersey opening up for the people. They don't notice shit, man. Wow, he's going down. There you go. He died. He deserves that. Oh, my God, it died.

Move on. There's those There's those accommodating. There's that northeastern charm that we always talk about. The warmth of the people and wishing that guy in the car dies. How do you know? He wasn't

bringing a baby who needed a flu shot to the fucking CBS. Maybe there was a girl in the trunk that he killed night before. How do you know, you fucking whores? I love it, though. He's out there cruising around like it's 80 degrees. You know, I play. you over. I was leaving awake.

Hey, October 8th. When's that? It's a week from this Thursday. Holy shit. Hyenas. Why don't people, you don't even live there? Come out. I want you to jam it so much that I go, you know what, I have to do this for another couple of years. Because if I

see three empty seats, you'll never see me again. Although we started late as far as pushing this one. November 5th, the punchline Atlanta, the next night, the 6th, the River casino in Philadelphia, the November 7th, Soljolz, Potsdam, Pennsylvania. January 22nd, if I still feel like doing it. Nice little theater, wonders theater, and Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Nice place to go, actually. Go to Nicknip.com to get your tickets before somebody steals them and sells them to a young Puerto Rican. Also at Nick Dip.com for some merchandise.

You can buy this stuff to support the show. Like, I could buy a desk just like, I could buy a desk, just like this one for my house. There you got a plastic thing you can shit in some stupid teeth and a fucking guinea in the right hand corner. All for fucking sale. And I mean, oh, let's move on. Trump just say, Trump, just say no is what Trump said to the dirty mullers. You're not even the mullers. I don't know who they're talking to. We don't even know who they're talking to. Suppose a lot of people believe we wiped out those mullers and these guys are even worse. So what? We'll wipe them out too.

I checked I don't even think I have this in the show today I checked all these races for House and Senate in the midterms in like Ohio Texas all the states that are usually read

and there's only one where the fucking where the Republican is leading I Texas that Tala Rico guy that guy is to the left of I can't Pick, pick, what's the guy, Piker, Hassan Pai.

He's to the left. He's a politician. He believes in mutilating kids. He thinks we over-up. He is, and he, you want me to believe. You want me to believe in Texas. Oh, Nick, things are changed. They don't change that fucking fast.

He's fucking beating, you know who, Paxton or whoever the fuck it is. But I don't believe it. When I say I don't believe it, I'm saying, the polls. what they put in the paper polls somebody said this perfectly

they don't reflect what people thinking it it tells them how to think it doesn't reflect what they're thinking they go oh shit my guys lose it that's what they're for

I just can't believe in this country which still is center right I don't give a fuck what anybody tells me it's still center right just check out college football $115,000 at a tailgate party.

I don't see any of that represented on the left unless you're mutilating a girl's clit in New Jersey and they're having a ceremony for it. Why did I do that? That was fucking unnecessary. You know what I mean? It's all bullshit. It's bullshit. And if the Dems take back the house

and say, I just don't, it all feels so fake to me. I know you're sick of hearing it, but the 10 guys or the five guys that run the planet, they're like, U.S.'s turn. It's U.S. turn. I have that talk with Colin Quinn, he thinks I'm crazy.

Really? You believe the fucking... All of a sudden you believe all this shit is real? Again, I'll show up to vote just in case. U.S. President Trump rejected an Iranian offer to reopen the straight of Hul-moos within seven days and resume talks on its nuclear program in exchange for concessions

from Washington. Trump said, I'm rejecting their deal. Trump told the reporter is this on Saturday. Here is Betsy Ross to report. That was so long as the U.S. met demands. Now, President Trump says the U.S. shouldn't have to meet those demands

because Iran has backed himself into a corner. What they want to do is immediately open the Homo Strait. You know why? Because they're dying. You know why they're dying? You know why they're died? Because they have no money coming in. Because they get their money from the Hormone Strait. So they outspotted the Homo Strait? Did he say the Homo Strait?

That's kind of a oxymoron. Look at him. It's giving the hand to CNN. Talk to the hand and then my mushroom cap. I love it. La la la. Iranian foreign minister Abbas, Arach. Friday said Tehran had conveyed an offer on reopening the global energy choke point to the U.S. through Qatar. See, we're getting mixed signals. They're talking like they're still running it. Meanwhile, Trump say we have total control of it. So I don't know who to believe. pretty I'm going to believe my president in exchange for reopening the straight and resuming nuclear talks Tehran demanded that Washington lift its listen to these demands lift its naval blockade of Iranian ports so I guess we are controlling most of it

wave sanctions on Iranian oil sales and commit to a ceasefire that would include Lebanon Arachi toll reporters on the sidelines of the United Nations General Assembly in New York they should have just said stop doing all the shit that's kicking our ass I believe our secretary of whatever treasury there the openly gay Bacenka who's brilliant

he's saying they're starving a day and you know let's get some pictures show me some little let's show me some little fucking Iranian kids with their ribs sticking out I'll send him a clock bar and tell them the fuck off Trump, however, said he was not interested in making a deal with Iran at this point. Oh, my God. Trump had already privately rejected the plan, according to a Wall Street Journal report citing U.S. officials.

The president is also considering renewed military action against Iran, including a potential bombing campaign after the midterm elections in November. Well, you better hope he, you better hope the Republicans win something. you know everybody in Iran's like this oh Jesus please I mean Allah whatever the goat is that they pray to Trump on Friday night shared a map of the region on truth social renaming the straight of Hormuz as the Trump Strait

have you ever I want to be around too bad I'd like to be around 100 years from now just to see how they report his the history of Trump how they report them. Again, usually, maybe nothing will change media-wise and once again, the libs will control all the history and rewrite it. They won't even, if that's the case, they fucking won't even mention, they won't even, they'll take everything down. Why would you believe they wouldn't if they continue to be, again, not 100 years from now, let's say even 30 years from now?

They're horrible fucking people. The Strait of Hormoz is a critical route for global oil. and natural gas supplies, it has been a major, a major flashpoint in the United States and Israel since they launched the war against Iran in February. Well, Trump says it's about them not having a nuclear weapon. I don't care what the excuse is. I don't even care if that's a fake excuse. We're supposed to dominate the world.

You get it? Because if we don't, the chinks will or Russia will try, or they'll get together. which they already do. So I don't care if he's lying about if he thinks it's to, again, nobody mentions that he has all of South America under Central America or South, I always forget. They're all allies now, all of a sudden

because of the oil and stuff. Nobody mentions shit like that. Anyways, let's stay on the filthy sand chimps. Say hi to the virgins is the headline. A Palestinian terrorist who took part and abducting Noah Agamani. Why do they all sound Italian, these Jew names? Am I saying them wrong?

Let's call her origami. And Avan Aten Orr, that's a guy's name. Avinaten Orr, just Oar. No relation to Bobby. During the October 7th, 2020, 3 onslaught was killed in an Israeli strike in the Gaza Strip. The military in Shinbet announced Sunday. There he is.

look at this guy because he's going to be vapor in a few minutes. We all remember this. The pretty girl and her boyfriend get separated and they're driving away. Can you imagine the fucking terror? A strike the day before on Central Gaza's Nusrat targeted Sayir Nadal Sakaer. That's him right there. Sahara Nadal Sakhar or Saker or who cares. Who the IDF said was affiliated with global jihadist organizations and the New York

Metz. What? And invaded Israel on October 7th. That's the piece of shit. Video of the abduction from the Nova Music Festival of Argman Army and Orr, that was her boyfriend, who were a couple, became one of the most widely circulated pieces of footage from the massacre. Guys, if you ever read the details that went on, what went on there, you know, how you could even side with Mandami or anybody is beyond me. Footage showed the Saker Taked taking origami on a motorcycle to the strip as she desperately reached out to her boyfriend who was being marched into captivity. We remember this.

All right, it wasn't quite that dramatic. Again, that was audio from my senior prom at the holiday inn. Here he is the same guy that's driving that motorcycle. Here he is going out for a casual cigarette outside of his phone. outside of his fucking third world condo time share in St. Martin. Did you see that? I know it's very quick. That's Yiddish for you. Dead rat. Excuse me. How can you park here? Oh, I get like a...

There he is being turned into fucking gumbo. Yeah. Nice rue. Gonna rue that fucking thing. Is video three the same or something else? Yeah, yeah, it was the same. Yeah. All right. I meant to do this. Dead man walking.

I'm gonna late for that. It's a mondaygo fucking sister. Time to flush feminism. I said that, I think, when I was 22. It fucking convinced I had, I told you, my whole family thought I had a woman problem. I'm gonna. Then somebody explained to me what a feminist was. Oh, I go, oh, just conch me? Oh. A divorce expert went viral for claiming, she's a divorce expert, claiming men are weaponizing pooping. That's in quotes. Weaponizing pooping. Causing a major stink. Oh, said the lady writing another guy. In the battle of the sexes. Olivia Howell, piece of ass, seen here sitting in her couch on a Friday night alone. watching gay porn

with a shirt on from the Carmelo Soprano collection. Who the fuck does she look like? Somebody famous. Who the fuck is it? I'll come up with it. God damn it. Olivia Howell, author of Divorce happens. Yeah, when your tits are banging your ankles

and you're 30 years old. Nick, that's sexist. I know it is. Enjoy. Claimed in a controversial article that men have used the bathroom for extended periods. You have the periods. We don't. What, she taught to avoid spending time with their families.

And to shirk life's many responses. How hateful. Can you really take feminism serious anymore with shit like that? That's what these stories are now. She's actually upset. First of all, maybe that was your husband's case. Why are you slapping it on all men? What do you look in the windows at night?

houses around? You're a fat fuck. Look at you. Divorce happens. You happen. A husband walks through the door as an active member. This is a quote from her book of a family unit, shuts it behind him and immediately becomes a private citizen, meaning the bathroom. This guy's never been happy. He's not even married yet. That's me like living in Queens by myself. Looking at porn as I'm dropping a deuce. What? And action. See the thing is A basement, listen, this is her, listen to her logic behind this. A basement, a husband can theoretically be told to come upstairs. Yes, if he's a fucking, you know, a fucking eunuch.

A garage husband can be interrupted. Try that. Try interrupt to my dad when I was a kid when he was in the garage that we didn't have. A workout can be postponed. Oh boy, she sounds good, don't she? Headphones can be removed. Yeah, so can your head with a nice fucking. shopping pickax.

No trial or anything. Your husband will fucking wear it for a week. To work. People laugh. She was a real cunt. A hobby can be negotiated. The bathroom is different because you cannot reasonably deny another human behind access to the toilet.

I have to go to the bathroom is one of the most powerful sentences. She's fucking insane. Available to a person who lives with other people. Owl wrote. She said that to her husband. He goes, get out of my room, you sick cuck.

She blames it all on the smartphone. Oh, my God, you lunatic. Now a man can disappear, she says. This is still her quote going on with an iPhone. And who the fuck knows? He could be reading Reddit, checking the stock market, watching a 45-minute YouTube video,

maybe checking American Express and see what you spent this month, you filthy whore, about electric guitars, arguing about the Mets. Oh, she's from Jersey. New York or whatever, Queens,

playing a game, looking at porn, answering emails, or maybe, just maybe experiencing an intestinal crisis. Yeah, they're probably doing all that.

And you know what? All of that is better than talking to you for five minutes. You fucking ball-busting, castrating witch. Know what I'm saying? It's... Mike Donovan used to have a joke.

had something to do with unions and his boss busting his balls and he goes fuck down I'll go in the bathroom and take a 45 minute dump on the clock I don't get on the clock meaning he's still getting bad oh my god that made me laugh so fucking hot oh look

bathroom privacy but lady and here's the thing she doesn't want to admit you could open that door and go in there but you don't want to get your face melted you know have a taco Tuesday She'd walk in. I'd have a can of lasol on a bick lighter. I just,

we like the toilet a lot. Even the soprano's work. Did he? Check it out. It's been in there a while. This is the day after Thanksgiving. Jesus. Watch the fat gay guy. Watch him put his hand on his thigh. They even do that. Oh, is that all I gave?

Is that all I gave you? That's by the way. He was like one of the bosses. That's why you love the Sopranos. It was the day after Thanksgiving. You know how you're all binding up and shit? They even worked that in. And that's how he dies. He's like a main character on the show. Come on, folks. What the fuck. You'll never ever talk that show ever. Trust me. Not unless, you know who. John Stamos does another sitcom. Let's move on to the filthy Muslims. Muslim makeover. A Michigan man who was facing backlash for speaking out against the growing Muslim population in his town

refused to back down during an interview with Fox Digital. He said, and I quote, this is my home, this is where I was born and raised. This city, this state, said Justin Ty, 57 of Warren, Michigan. Boy, did he look like he's.

from Warren, Michigan. Tye's address was doxed in the wake of the story, you know, that him saying that in the paper or online, where he described how his town and neighborhood have been transformed by mostly Muslim immigrants over the past 10 years or so. Okay, so he was doxed. And if you don't know what doxed is old people,

they put all your personal information online, where you live, your phone out, blah, blah. So he was doxed for what, stating the truth? he said he's received some hate mail including a package address to Justin Tye, bigot at large let me tell you something I guarantee fucking T you that wasn't a Muslim that sent it

some white fucking woman living in the suburbs one package contains stickers reading fuck Trump and fuck you for voting for him why do you know you should become a detective and trace that shit down and then burn down a house I don't know I'm just saying you look like you have time you're not going to ruin your fucking

dress shirt, along with a box of feminine hygiene products. Somebody sent them a box of feminine hygiene products. What are they insisting there? But Ty isn't afraid of any backlash. He said, some things are worth the trouble, and this is worth the trouble. This is worth the trouble that could come from. And he said, being doxed, I'm not afraid. I kind of figured this was going to come to the territory anyways.

He also vowed to keep speaking out. I'm not going to stop. I mean, you come here from another country and you disrespect the people who have lived in this neighborhood for decades, he said. Here's a little video for you. Well, it all started when they first bought the mosque, roughly six years ago. After Ramadan, they would have their prayer service.

It was unannounced. We didn't know anything. All of a sudden we were just woken up to 100 plus people behind the mosque with an imam on a podium with big amplifier speakers belting out his prayer service. I used to hear some of that. That got best video of the year

on the music awards last night. Anybody see that? From Islamabad. Oh my God. And he gets hate mail from it. And I guarantee, like I said. He says, I'm not going to stop. I mean, you come here from another country,

disrespect the people who lived in this neighborhood for that guy. And in many cases like myself, there's several people I went to school with, he said, that bought their parents' homes and lived back here, adding that he is speaking up for his neighbors, too. Here he is walking into a bar. This was a bar who used to hang out with his friends. As recently, he said, is a year and a half ago. Check this. How about it's changed?

Hubba, hubba. Didn't she work for Trump? Is that a Habina? The lawyer? See how it's changed. See how they run. Lady Madonna. Anyhow.

Can you imagine getting hate mail and shit? But he also said in the article, I didn't want to fucking write 19 paragraphs, but he also said he was getting three different places, like local places he went. Guys are going, hey, you're Justin, the one that's putting up the stink in the, and they're like, you know, high-fibing them and whatever.

We'll help them out. I can't believe what the fuck's going on. We got Europe. You got the UK. as a prototype. It's just screaming. It's shooting up a flare saying, don't do it with this.

And we're just going right along with it. That's why I believe it, it just feels fake to me. I mean, it's happening, but I'm just saying it feels orchestrated. It's very fucking weird. I don't know who's real anymore. That's why I'm fucking changing this job.

Just got hired. A pool has a male strip club. They say I'm a strong middle. 64-year-old male stripper. Oh, he's got gray pubs. Not all of them. Shut up. You get fake tits.

Anyways. Let's move on to something I like head hunting. Oh, this has to do with the college football. Oregon played USC. We mentioned it earlier, actually. Again, Oregon ranked 20. USC was ranked 12th. And Oregon put a herd on them at USC.

But that's really a side story to the, some real, you know what going on. Some real, you know, some, I don't know what it is, but to me, USC, it has to be in my imagination. And the teams in the West Coast do have that kind of dirty. I don't know, it's my, it's got to be my racist. imagination. There's a different kind of black out there. Kind of, you know I mean? What do you call it? Compton type football. Long Beach. I don't know. Anyways, everybody's

talking about this so they were right after it happened this weekend. The quarterback for Oregon is going to tuck it and run. And there's a defensive back who's going to come up. And this has happened many times. It's the reason they put in these rules, you know, no helmet to helmet contact, targeting stuff, and they're good rules. Because eventually, and I can't believe nobody's died, that can happen. Somebody online goes, there are some racist people. You know, football, you know, when it was mostly white guys, it used to be just getting the runner to the ground.

Black guys turned into fucking trying to kill you. I'm sorry, I'm with the black guys on that. It's much more entertaining. I hate an arm tackle. I like a guy that looks like he was shot out of a fucking missile. It's why we watch it. We're a violent country and the brothers can play football. Let me tell you that much.

They, you know, speed and violence, it's their game. What are you going to say? Check this out. Back to the air on second and nine. More steps up. Tuxet. Look out. Look at his arms. Show that again, Della.

That's called defencing. More. Steps up. Watch his arms. He's unconscious. See his arms? And his leg was twitching. That's called fencing syndrome

and you get hit like that for some reason. It's like somebody unplugging you. But, I mean, seriously, you can get killed. Now, I was like everybody else initially, I went, oh, that's a cheap shot. But then after watching it on just once replay, excuse me, the quarterback did go down late. I'm not defending this,

but he did slide late. And you've got to forget the defense of is running at 100 miles an hour. He's got a nanosecond to think about it. And you have to lower, even if you lower your shoulder, you're going to catch his head, you know. But then I heard Ocho Cinco. Is that his name, Ocho Cinco.

I forget his real name, the black dude. And he actually made a good point. He goes, and he was very rational for a guy who's crazy when he played. But he said, you got to realize, he goes, he did slide a little late, but you got to realize, you know, how they referee the game today. So you should have, you got to try to pull. up, you know.

But the quarterbacks today, they're 240 pounds. That's not Fran Tarkintet, a little white guy or Doug Flutty running at you. I'm always trying to define the, I'm always trying to defend the strong safeties. I just love the fucking, they're like snipers. But I'm glad they took, you know, I'm glad that they try to take this out of the game. Because even in the NFL, we've seen guys lay, but when you see this, when the arms do this, that's scary. you know, you can have a broken neck or whatever the fuck.

It is the most violent game in the world. People go basketball, like, how about rugby? We didn't even use... Rugby doesn't have black guy 6, 6, 270 who can run a 4, 540. Do you understand? It's like getting hit by a car. I always said that, take any running back out of the NFL, black or white, even fucking McCaffrey.

But more than big black dudes. Put you know who. Who's the guy for the Ravens, Henry? Pitch him a rugby ball and see if the little white lymies can tackle them around the knees and the waist. There'll be body bags all over the place. I'm not exaggerating. Anyways, but the sicker part, chaos, here's what happens right after. A little chaos breaks out.

As Cedric the entertainer said, I'm all for this type of nonsense. Look, they're working on them. So, you know, very dangerous. And you can see the guy, the defensive guy, starting to break down too, you know. But the problem, it wasn't really that. And again, it's football. You're caught up in this whatever. But it's the way this guy, we don't know if he's dead or I get a broken neck right now.

So this guy goes over to the side. By the way, they chased him. Oregon players try to grab him around the head. that did the hitting and he made it to his own bench and they kind of celebrating we don't know if this guy's dead or alive it's a little inappropriate check it out oh yeah right here that's what I'm talking about look it hey man you fucking laid in there you got crack ass crack it anyways they uh different values there's something wrong with the black man well there's something wrong with his mind something wrong with our minds it's we enjoy

football. Anyhow, that was very on sportsman light. So, but if you think that's good, folks, we're going to top it with a little more brother. We have it a segment called Inventive Brothers. This is sort of related to college football, pissing off the reps. Saturday saw not only one of the most bizarre celebrations you'll ever see in college football, but also one of the most bizarre explanations you'll ever hear. Texas edge rusher, Colin Simmons. Edge Rusher is basically a stand-up fucking outside linebacker who can, it's a hybrid,

the defensive end, and you know what we're talking about, the T.J. Watson and all those. Anyways, Rusher, Colin Simmons got loose in the backfield, and he sacked Tennessee quarterback, Phazon Brandon. I got a nephew named Faison. He's out of the family now. On a crucial third and 15. And by the way, he gets penalized for this, right? and it cost them.

Fucking Tennessee kept the ball and they drove down and scored and a very tight game by the way. However, Simmons didn't just stop after making the sack. Instead, he simulated unzipping his pants and urine. And the ref,

I don't know what the ref said on the, you know how the ref puts on the, he said personal foul. Did you, Dallas, do you know what he said? He said personal foul. And he said,

I don't know if he said, imitating urination or something to that effect peeing he actually described what the fucking kid did it was so

oh my god okay so this is the guy who's made the sack check out what he does to celebrate he's after the play fucking stupid like how big as dick is that was actually accurate

idiotic move I think Keith Jackson would have liked to say not. Oh, nothing worse than a prostate. I'll tell you. How fucking funny. But

again, and you know, they have to act. Kirk Herb Street, who, you know, God bless him. He's great at what he does, but he's a little bit of a company man. He's like, just an asinine, not asinine. And Chris Fowler goes, he goes, yeah, and

he didn't say disgusting. What did he say? What is the word I did before? And he said, oh, vulgar. Yeah, and vulgar too. Which is what you spoke. You know, it wasn't, oh, what an asinine play. Really?

If he imitated a rape, you would have said that too. Oh, look. So if you don't want this type of shit, once again, it's the white man, the NCAA, who, this guy got a 15-yard penalty. I'm not saying he should be kicked out of the league or whatnot. But if you really want to stop with this shit, he gets kicked out of the rest of this game. I know that sounds even a little strong,

but where is it stop? Remember, was it, was it, Terell Owens to take a dump? Remember somebody pulled down their pants, Odell Beckham, but tended to pull down his pants and like take a dump? Where does it stop? I mean, you do have young kids watching and they want to be football players and shit.

If you want to, if you want the country to look like Compton, which it's going to, allow all this shit. But, you know, just a 15-9 penalty. Again, if you want to stop it, if you're really not that bothered by. I personally, you know, I'm an artist. I love the creative. I just, the fucking brothers. But I like how he makes his dick like a foot long. The disgusting act immediately drew the 15-yard on sports like penalty that it should have, erasing a 16-yard loss, turning fourth and 31 into first and 10. When asked about the play after the Texas nailed by the 20 to 17 win,

Texas coach, Steve, our Sarcassian, we talked about last week, gave the answer the celebration deserved at least at first. He said, we took him out, Sarkis, and said, we addressed it and put him back in. I'm not going to give the guy a death penalty over an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty. we've got to fix it though well again you're not going to fix it by having a talk with them

you know what the talk was you know what motherfucker that was kind of funny but come on that was the talk you know he's on full scholarship that can't continue as we move forward which is funny coming out of a college coach Sark then pivoted massively

and blamed society for his players antics must be a Democrat unfortunately he says in our society right now we live in the look at me society, which he's right. All of you guys, you have your Twitter accounts and as fast as you can type something because you want everyone to look at your account and you get clicks and that's how you make money. Where's he wrong there? Well, that's the world that we live in. So we've got to get, you know, it's about the team and focus on the team and not so much about look at me.

Well, again, if you want to get rid of that mentality and the league is 98% young black guys who their whole life is look at me. And I, And I've made this point before you can take it as serious or laugh at it. When the brothers celebrate and it's never, when they make a sack or just to tackle, and they run away from the team and they pound their chest and do this by themselves because they didn't get the attention because Dad wasn't around. That's one of the most brilliant sociological theories. Even Freud would have slapped me on the back for that one.

Anyway, so if you want to try Then this is how the coach ends it though Here's a call So we'll try to improve upon that But five sacks is pretty cool today That's a football player All right folks, that's it for today I thought it was a very

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