Trump Says No! | The Nick DiPaolo Show #1957
00:41Well, then go do another credit card commercial.Good to see they're giving him a shot.Jesus Christ.It is hard, man.And let me tell you something about commercials.Hi, welcome to the show, folks.Let me go to my stupid spiel.I'm Kevin Magoo, and you're not.
01:02If you're watching on some other platform,you want to watch the full show,click the link in the description right now.All full episodes of my show,always streaming live at 6 p.m. Easternon Rumble. If you wanted ad free, you go join Rumble premium. Today we'll be talking about,I usually don't talk about the weather, but come on, it was a beauty. I don't know what's goingstill be going on. Up in Nor'easter nightmare. Trump telling the jerkoffs to drop dead were there
01:27another offer. We got a terrorist being vaporized, which is always like good porn, if a goodAmerican and not a Democrat.And we got a, you know,Deerboa, Michigan turned into fuckingDahlabad fucking years ago.But we got a white guy who's trying to stand up.And of course, you know, all his white neighborsright behind him.
01:52They don't have the balls to do it.So it's a pretty interesting story.While college football weekend, as it always is,it's why we watch the shit.It's a tremendous entertainment.Last night, NFL game.I mean, if you caught the Rams and Broncos,like Rams are up 16, nothing, I think at halftime or whatever.
02:11And the game switched around, second half.Of course it did, because I had the Rams in the pool.And anyways, what a shootout.Bow Nicks is tremendous, and Matthew Stafford is a fucking Hall of Fame.And they both last night were just, it was a heavyweight fight.They were just throwing bombs.and it was unbelievably entertainingand I think the Rams got fucked
02:38honestly, but whatever.What am I doing?Okay.I hate fucking Mondays.And it's always fucking Monday.Hey, a week from this Thursday,I'll be doing stand-up again.I was bragging about that
02:52like it was 10 years down the road.Well, hello.Teeth, I'll get to these in a few seconds.Fuck.Anyways, college football.He's like the top 20 text.I've watched all these games.When you watch these shit long enough,
03:07they all blend in.I mean, I've been doing it my whole life.I actually have a passion for,it's the only thing I have a passion,but I've never got sick of football,any kind of football,but especially last 25 years, college, 30 years.But if you watch enough of it
03:22and you don't remember,it's like, okay,Tennessee, I remember that was a good one this way.It all blends in.Was that last year, two years ago?Texas,by the way, the number one in the nation, over a top Tennessee team, 2017.Tennessee was number 17.
03:40You got number two, Georgia, spank in Oklahoma, 31, 13, like the dogs are supposed to.They look like the dogs this year.I'll tell you who we didn't see come in Florida.They get them at 21, which is, I don't know.50.That's changed this week.That was based on the scores from the Saturday.They're now number eight.
04:01Oh, okay.Florida is now number eight, but when they kicked off, they were 21 against number four,Ole Miss, and they put a weapon on Ole Miss.5228, that doesn't happen, Ole Miss.You got LSU who I think might be my favorite team now.I always had like a crush on LSU.They just, every year they're competitive.They always have great athletes, and number 10, LSU.
04:3335 over Texas A&M, which was 23.So 35 to 6, kick the snout out of them.Number 20, Oregon, 41.USC, who was ranked 12, 27.So that was an upset.And a lot of shit went down that we're going to talk about in that game.Some real black shit went down.That's good when I'm talking about football.
04:59Doesn't mean it's bad.Wisconsin upsets Penn State.2420. Penn State is 13th. Wisconsin wasn't even ranked. Wake Forest 30, another upset,over number 16, Louisville, 27. Wake Forest wasn't even ranked. Okay, and here's the game of the day.The football guards have a way. Commer came around for Michigan. As you remember, opening day or second week,whatever it was, Western Michigan. Was it West of Michigan? Was it Western Michigan? They were playing?I think so.The game, man, didn't they put a second back on the clock?
05:39Should have been over.Even after the controversy, a week later, the NCAA said,West of Michigan, we got it wrong.Can you imagine going into the big house in front of $150,000,beat Michigan, you're West of Michigan,and not getting the fucking win.Anyways, they played number 17, Iowa,Michigan's ranked 18 yesterday,
05:58came down to the last play of the game.Last play of the game, Iowa.Guy throws a beautiful, like, back shoulder.The fucking ends up.20 to 19.Michigan gets it right up the wazoo.And that's that coach, the new coach, Whittingham,who came from, what, BYU or Utah, one of those schools.
06:22He's like a real handsome, older guy.He's been around forever, always wins.It's his first year at Michigan.So he almost lost to the,Now this, you've got to be sweating bullets a little bit.Then you got another upset.Number 24 Mississippi State, who was good this year.They're usually not ranked that often.
06:4524th they're ranked.They were playing 19th ranked Missouri, and they beat them 31-24.Just great.Just tremendous.I went until you see this shit will show.What the hell else?I actually texted my dental surgeon.Went in there to get the stitches out,
07:08and I didn't get to talk to him.He's a great doctor, so he's busy.But, you know, I talked to this younger girl that works with him.She took the stitches out and said everything, look,but I wanted to talk to him.No offense, you know.She seems like she knows what she's doing.But I just wanted to talk.
07:30She looked at my mouth, and she was right.Everything does look fine. It just doesn't feel fine.And I have a high threshold of pain.I always fucking did.You know why? Because if I ever said that hurts, my dad would kick me in the stomach.Anyways, so I wake up Saturday, and it felt like I had surgery the day before with the three implants.So I texted.I'm not even out of bed.
07:57It's like 8.30.And he gave me his cell number.He's a cool dude.I texted him.And I go, hey, Doc, we're 16 days out now.And I'm eating, you know, ibuprofen, like big pussy said, like juju-biz.And, you know, he was nice.He fucking asked me a bunch of questions.
08:14And so he fit me in today.I'm going at 4 o'clock.I mean, I can put up with, you know, but, I mean, it's not just where they did the work.Everything's aching.Like I get in a bar fight or something shit.I'm feeling all kinds of tingling, sensitivity.It hurts.I don't know.
08:32For 16 days out, I don't know, I want to fucking tell you.Anyways, I wrote a little bit on the book.I've been doing a couple of rants, which are like they're about two or three pages long,and I took on house music or techno music.I don't know if you guys know.And don't go, oh, that's because you're old.I fucking hated it when I was dancing to it.Okay?
08:56You heard me.I used to dance.I had to.It was the late 70s, Tony Minero.I'm Italian.We had the shirt open with a gold chain.What are you going to do at a dance club?Coming in a top hat.
09:11Excuse me, lady.Hey there, would you like to tear up a row?Anyways, I hate it.I fucking hate it.And I've been saying it to anybody I know for the last 25.When did that become the default music?Whether you're at the line at CVS and it's coming over the speaker,whether you're at the dentist office, whether you're in the fucking mall,
09:29whether you're at a fucking nail salon.I don't go there.I just, I'm just guessing.I see people dancing.I used to watch people fucking literally,Saturday night that literally go into the fuckingfoot locker in Times Square to dance.They had such a good sound system.
09:43To that techno fucking horseshit.So yes, I think you'll get a kick out of some of theshit I said.I don't remember.It's like a rape.I just went through it, I'm here.That's about it, I guess.Oh, Dallas made fucking.
10:03There's a place called,red and white. It's a black and white.It's a black-owned super marr. And it's great.It's a small place, and they always have great meat.You know, not like going to a meat market, butwhen I say me market, I'm not talking about the titty bar up the street,you know, Louis Goose.I got six short ribs,
10:21beef short ribs.They were about this tall.You know what I mean? Six of them.Sometimes cooking's like sports.Sometimes you're right on the money with it.I was fucking in the zone.Made meatball.Oh, my God.
10:37Fucking three hours and 15 minutes.So short ribs simmering in a tomato sauce.Then I took them out, shredded them, put them back in the sauce.Again, I'm old.It's like sex.I'd rather that than a blow job.Well, hold on.How about dessert?
10:55Nice fucking little yank.Nothing?All right.But it was so fucking good.But a loaf of Chicago, Italian bread.Anyways, that's all I got.It says today.What's it say here?
11:11Today?All right, fuck it, folks.Sorry to waste your time.I hope you like college football.This whole thing was a waste.Nightmare, Norista, strong crashing waves.I don't know if you guys check this out.From the violent Norista uncovered 19th century.
11:30Listen to this.Shipwreck buried under Nantucket sandas the storm battered the East Coast with heavy rain.Gale forces like an Irishman batters his wife after 12 Guinness and coastal flooding.A palette of waterloged timber held together by rusted nails and strands of seaweedwas discovered on a beach on the south shore of the famed Massachusetts Island Saturday,according to video shared by the Nantucket Current on Saturday.Check this shit out, man.
12:03Look at that, number one.And I know I've been on Nantucket many times to do comedy and you take the ferry over.You actually thought you're in showbiz.But check it out.That's from 18.Whatever.Looked as a black fella underneath.Still rowing.
12:25Why were they going to Nantucket?How do they know?I didn't believe the story because they said they found an Apple watch on the boat.Anyways, fuck off.The wooden segment is believed to be from the Warren Sawyer.Oh, the old Warren Sawyer.A New Orleans-bound schooner that crashed on nearby Comet Beach in 1884.There it is.
13:00That's not a post, that's not a U.S. post stamp or a picture in my bedroom.What?I don't know.That's it.You can tell.I don't know.How?The ship carrying cargo can sit.
13:15of cotton, thank you black folk, and scrap iron, they were making tampons for very tough women back then,was struck by Gail Force winds and veered off course and crashed onto Nantucket around 11 p.m. on December 22nd, 1884.Additional pieces of the shipwreck had already been uncovered in the area, December of 2022.Scientists at the time couldn't definitively declare the shipwreck was the Warren Sawyer,because of an inconsistency between the fastening hardware,which was scotch tape back then,and records for the ship.Over 27,600 customers in New York
13:57were in the dark this weekend as of 2 a.m. on Sunday,according to the tracker, power outage.U.S., which I live on,another 26,000 in Connecticut.They deserve it.No, I'm kidding.We're also powerless.Massachusetts, 11,500, without power.
14:14but they're all hippies.They can do it, though.The storm turned deadly Saturday afternoonwhen New York City Housing Authority workerLayton Brown, 56 years old,was killed when he was struck by a fallen treein Brooklyn, Cypress Hill houses.Mondami announced, did you?
14:31Hope you die in this fucking tree.Only there's a rope around your filthy fucking neck.What? You heard me.Look at that.Know it? Been there a million fucking times.also new jersey took a real beating this weekend check out the right these are the streets in northwildwood new jersey Delaware avenues in north wildwood it has been underwater all morning long sofor hours and you can see it's not just this intersection it stretches on for blocks and blocks
15:00and the surrounding streets are inundated with water right now as well you can it's one thing yousee that in florida you know uh north carolina jersey it needs a good duchingI love Jersey, by theThat wasn't an insult. I'm just saying.A lot of filthy terroristsset up there.Anyways,there's another one, right?
15:26This is also from New Jerseyopening up for the people.They don't notice shit, man.Wow, he's going down.There you go.He died.He deserves that.Oh, my God, it died.
15:55Move on.There's thoseThere's those accommodating.There's that northeastern charmthat we always talk about.The warmth of the people andwishing that guy in the car dies.How do you know? He wasn't
16:10bringing a baby who needed aflu shot to the fucking CBS.Maybe there was a girl in the trunk that he killed night before.How do you know, you fucking whores?I love it, though. He's out there cruising around like it's80 degrees.You know, I play.you over. I was leaving awake.
16:36Hey, October 8th.When's that? It's a weekfrom this Thursday.Holy shit.Hyenas. Why don't people, you don't even livethere? Come out. I want you to jam itso much that I go, you know what, I have to do thisfor another couple of years. Because if I
16:53see three empty seats, you'll never see me again.Although we started late as far aspushing this one. November 5th, the punchlineAtlanta, the next night, the 6th, the Rivercasino in Philadelphia, the November 7th, Soljolz, Potsdam, Pennsylvania. January 22nd,if I still feel like doing it. Nice little theater, wonders theater, and Myrtle Beach,South Carolina. Nice place to go, actually. Go to Nicknip.com to get your tickets before somebodysteals them and sells them to a young Puerto Rican. Also at Nick Dip.com for some merchandise.
17:27You can buy this stuff to support the show. Like, I could buy a desk just like, I could buy a desk, justlike this one for my house.There you got a plastic thing you can shit in some stupid teeth and a fuckingguinea in the right hand corner. All for fucking sale. And I mean,oh, let's move on. Trump just say, Trump, just say no is what Trump said to thedirty mullers. You're not even the mullers. I don't know who they're talking to.We don't even know who they're talking to. Suppose a lot of people believe we wiped outthose mullers and these guys are even worse. So what? We'll wipe them out too.
18:03I checkedI don't even think I have this in the show todayI checked all these racesfor House and Senatein the midtermsin like OhioTexasall the states that are usually read
18:22and there's only onewhere the fuckingwhere the Republican is leadingITexas that Tala Rico guythat guy is to the leftof I can'tPick, pick, what's the guy, Piker, Hassan Pai.
18:40He's to the left.He's a politician.He believes in mutilating kids.He thinks we over-up.He is, and he, you want me to believe.You want me to believe in Texas.Oh, Nick, things are changed.They don't change that fucking fast.
18:54He's fucking beating, you know who,Paxton or whoever the fuck it is.But I don't believe it.When I say I don't believe it, I'm saying,the polls.what they put in the paperpollssomebody said this perfectly
19:09they don'treflect what people thinkingitit tells them how to thinkit doesn't reflectwhat they're thinkingthey go oh shit my guys lose itthat's what they're for
19:23I just can't believe in this countrywhich still is center rightI don't give a fuck what anybody tells meit's still center rightjust check outcollege football$115,000at a tailgate party.
19:36I don't see any of that represented on the leftunless you're mutilating a girl'sclit in New Jersey and they're havinga ceremony for it.Why did I do that? That was fucking unnecessary.You know what I mean? It's all bullshit.It's bullshit.And if the Dems take back the house
19:54and say, I just don't, it allfeels so fake to me.I know you're sick of hearing it,but the 10 guys or the five guys that runthe planet, they're like,U.S.'s turn. It's U.S.turn. I have thattalk with Colin Quinn, he thinks I'm crazy.
20:12Really? You believe the fucking...All of a sudden you believe all this shit is real?Again, I'll show up to votejust in case. U.S. President Trump rejected an Iranianoffer to reopen the straightof Hul-moos within seven days andresume talks on its nuclear programin exchange for concessions
20:32from Washington.Trump said, I'm rejecting their deal.Trump told the reporter is this onSaturday. Here isBetsy Ross to report.That was so longas the U.S. met demands. Now, PresidentTrump says the U.S. shouldn't have to meet those demands
20:48because Iran has backed himself intoa corner. What they want to do is immediatelyopen the Homo Strait. You know why?Because they're dying. You know why they're dying? You know why they'redied? Because they have no money coming in. Because they get theirmoney from the Hormone Strait.So they outspotted the Homo Strait?Did he say the Homo Strait?
21:06That's kind of aoxymoron. Look at him. It's giving the hand to CNN. Talk to the hand and then my mushroom cap.I love it. La la la. Iranian foreign minister Abbas, Arach. Friday said Tehran had conveyed an offer onreopening the global energy choke point to the U.S. through Qatar. See, we're getting mixed signals.They're talking like they're still running it. Meanwhile, Trump say we have total control of it. So I don't know who to believe.pretty I'm going to believe my president in exchange for reopening the straight and resuming nuclear talksTehran demanded that Washington lift its listen to these demandslift its naval blockade of Iranian ports so I guess we are controlling most of it
21:54wave sanctions on Iranian oil sales and commit to a ceasefire that would include LebanonArachi toll reporters on the sidelines of the United Nations General Assembly in New Yorkthey should have just saidstop doing all the shitthat's kicking our assI believe our secretary of whatevertreasury therethe openly gay Bacenka who's brilliant
22:23he's saying they're starving a dayand you know let's get some picturesshow me some little let'sshow me some little fucking Iranian kids with their ribs sticking outI'll send him a clock bar and tell them the fuck offTrump, however, said he was not interested in making a deal with Iran at this point.Oh, my God.Trump had already privately rejected the plan, according to a Wall Street Journal report citing U.S. officials.
22:51The president is also considering renewed military action against Iran, including a potential bombing campaign after the midterm elections in November.Well, you better hope he, you better hope the Republicans win something.you know everybody in Iran's like this oh Jesus pleaseI mean Allahwhatever the goat is that they pray toTrump on Friday night shared a map of the regionon truth social renaming the straight of Hormuzas the Trump Strait
23:23have you everI want to be aroundtoo bad I'd like to be around 100 years from nowjust to see how they report histhe history of Trump how they reportthem. Again, usually, maybe nothing will change media-wise and once again, the libs will control all the history and rewrite it.They won't even, if that's the case, they fucking won't even mention, they won't even, they'll take everything down.Why would you believe they wouldn't if they continue to be, again, not 100 years from now, let's say even 30 years from now?
23:58They're horrible fucking people.The Strait of Hormoz is a critical route for global oil.and natural gas supplies, it has been a major, a major flashpoint in the United States and Israelsince they launched the war against Iran in February.Well, Trump says it's about them not having a nuclear weapon.I don't care what the excuse is.I don't even care if that's a fake excuse.We're supposed to dominate the world.
24:32You get it?Because if we don't, the chinks will or Russia will try, or they'll get together.which they already do.So I don't care if he's lying aboutif he thinks it's to,again, nobody mentions that he has all of South Americaunder Central America or South, I always forget.They're all allies now, all of a sudden
24:53because of the oil and stuff.Nobody mentions shit like that.Anyways, let's stay on the filthy sand chimps.Say hi to the virgins is the headline.A Palestinian terrorist who took partand abducting Noah Agamani.Why do they all sound Italian, these Jew names?Am I saying them wrong?
25:15Let's call her origami.And Avan Aten Orr, that's a guy's name.Avinaten Orr, just Oar.No relation to Bobby.During the October 7th, 2020, 3 onslaught was killedin an Israeli strike in the Gaza Strip.The military in Shinbet announced Sunday.There he is.
25:39look at this guy because he's going to be vapor in a few minutes.We all remember this.The pretty girl and her boyfriend get separated and they're driving away.Can you imagine the fucking terror?A strike the day before on Central Gaza's Nusrat targeted Sayir Nadal Sakaer.That's him right there.Sahara Nadal Sakhar or Saker or who cares.Who the IDF said was affiliated with global jihadist organizations and the New York
26:09Metz. What? And invaded Israel on October 7th. That's the piece of shit. Video of the abductionfrom the Nova Music Festival of Argman Army and Orr, that was her boyfriend, who were a couple,became one of the most widely circulated pieces of footage from the massacre.Guys, if you ever read the details that went on, what went on there, you know, how you couldeven side with Mandami or anybody is beyond me. Footage showed the Saker Takedtaking origami on a motorcycle to the strip as she desperately reached out to her boyfriendwho was being marched into captivity.We remember this.
26:55All right, it wasn't quite that dramatic.Again, that was audio from my senior prom at the holiday inn.Here he is the same guy that's driving that motorcycle.Here he is going out for a casual cigarette outside of his phone.outside of his fucking third world condo time share in St. Martin.Did you see that? I know it's very quick.That's Yiddish for you. Dead rat.Excuse me. How can you park here? Oh, I get like a...
27:48There he is being turned into fucking gumbo. Yeah. Nice rue.Gonna rue that fucking thing.Is video three the same or something else?Yeah, yeah, it was the same.Yeah.All right.I meant to do this.Dead man walking.
28:13I'm gonna late for that.It's a mondaygo fucking sister.Time to flush feminism.I said that, I think, when I was 22.It fucking convinced I had, I told you, my whole familythought I had a woman problem.I'm gonna. Then somebody explained to me what a feminist was. Oh, I go, oh, just conch me? Oh. A divorce expert went viral for claiming, she's a divorce expert, claiming men are weaponizing pooping. That's in quotes. Weaponizing pooping. Causing a major stink. Oh, said the lady writing another guy. In the battle of the sexes. Olivia Howell, piece of ass, seen here sitting in her couch on a Friday night alone.watching gay porn
29:01with a shirt on from theCarmelo Soprano collection.Who the fuck does she look like?Somebody famous. Who the fuckis it?I'll come up with it. God damn it.Olivia Howell, author of Divorce happens.Yeah, when your tits are banging your ankles
29:23and you're 30 years old.Nick, that's sexist. I know it is.Enjoy.Claimed in a controversial articlethat men have used the bathroom for extended periods.You have the periods.We don't.What, she taught to avoid spending time with their families.
29:40And to shirk life's many responses.How hateful.Can you really take feminism serious anymore with shit like that?That's what these stories are now.She's actually upset.First of all, maybe that was your husband's case.Why are you slapping it on all men?What do you look in the windows at night?
30:01houses around? You're a fat fuck. Look at you. Divorce happens. You happen.A husband walks through the door as an active member. This is a quote from her book of a familyunit, shuts it behind him and immediately becomes a private citizen, meaning the bathroom.This guy's never been happy. He's not even married yet. That's me like living in Queens bymyself. Looking at porn as I'm dropping a deuce. What? And action. See the thing isA basement, listen, this is her, listen to her logic behind this.A basement, a husband can theoretically be told to come upstairs.Yes, if he's a fucking, you know, a fucking eunuch.
30:44A garage husband can be interrupted.Try that.Try interrupt to my dad when I was a kid when he was in the garage that we didn't have.A workout can be postponed.Oh boy, she sounds good, don't she?Headphones can be removed.Yeah, so can your head with a nice fucking.shopping pickax.
31:04No trial or anything. Your husbandwill fucking wear it for a week.To work. People laugh. She was a realcunt. A hobby canbe negotiated. The bathroomis different because you cannot reasonablydeny another humanbehind access to the toilet.
31:22I haveto go to the bathroom is one of the most powerfulsentences. She's fuckinginsane. Available to a personwho lives with other people.Owl wrote.She said that to her husband.He goes, get out of my room, you sick cuck.
31:41She blames it all on the smartphone.Oh, my God, you lunatic.Now a man can disappear, she says.This is still her quote going on with an iPhone.And who the fuck knows?He could be reading Reddit,checking the stock market,watching a 45-minute YouTube video,
31:57maybe checking American Expressand see what you spent this month,you filthy whore,about electric guitars,arguing about the Mets.Oh, she's from Jersey.New York or whatever,Queens,
32:09playing a game,looking at porn,answering emails,or maybe,just maybeexperiencing an intestinal crisis.Yeah,they're probably doing all that.
32:18And you know what?All of that is betterthan talking to you for five minutes.You fucking ball-busting,castrating witch.Know what I'm saying?It's...Mike Donovan used to have a joke.
32:39had something to do with unions and his boss busting his ballsand he goesfuck down I'll go in the bathroom and take a 45 minutedump on the clock I don't geton the clockmeaning he's still getting badoh my god that made me laugh so fucking hotoh look
32:57bathroom privacybut lady and here's the thing she doesn't want to admityou could open that door and go in there but you don't wantto get your face meltedyou know have a taco TuesdayShe'd walk in.I'd have a can of lasol on a bick lighter.I just,
33:14we like the toileta lot. Even thesoprano's work. Did he? Check it out.It's been in there a while.This is the day after Thanksgiving.Jesus.Watch the fat gay guy. Watch him put his hand on histhigh. They even do that. Oh, is that all I gave?
33:38Is that all I gave you?That'sby the way. He was like one of the bosses. That's why you love the Sopranos. It was the day after Thanksgiving. You know how you're all binding up and shit? They even worked that in. And that's how he dies. He's like a main character on the show. Come on, folks. What the fuck. You'll never ever talk that show ever. Trust me. Not unless, you know who. John Stamos does another sitcom.Let's move on to the filthy Muslims.Muslim makeover.A Michigan man who was facing backlashfor speaking out against the growingMuslim population in his town
34:30refused to back down during an interviewwith Fox Digital.He said, and I quote,this is my home, this is where I was bornand raised.This city, this state, said Justin Ty,57 of Warren, Michigan.Boy, did he look like he's.
34:45from Warren, Michigan.Tye's address was doxed in the wake of the story,you know, that him saying that in the paper or online,where he described how his town and neighborhoodhave been transformed by mostly Muslim immigrantsover the past 10 years or so.Okay, so he was doxed.And if you don't know what doxed is old people,
35:06they put all your personal information online,where you live, your phone out, blah, blah.So he was doxed for what, stating the truth?he said he's received some hate mailincluding a package address toJustin Tye, bigot at largelet me tell you somethingI guarantee fucking T you that wasn't a Muslim that sent it
35:25some white fucking woman living in the suburbsone package contains stickers readingfuck Trump and fuck you for voting for himwhy do you know you should become a detectiveand trace that shit down and then burn down a houseI don't knowI'm just saying you look like you have timeyou're not going to ruin your fucking
35:43dress shirt, along with a box of feminine hygiene products.Somebody sent them a box of feminine hygiene products.What are they insisting there?But Ty isn't afraid of any backlash.He said, some things are worth the trouble, and this is worth the trouble.This is worth the trouble that could come from.And he said, being doxed, I'm not afraid.I kind of figured this was going to come to the territory anyways.
36:08He also vowed to keep speaking out.I'm not going to stop.I mean, you come here from another country and you disrespect the peoplewho have lived in this neighborhood for decades, he said.Here's a little video for you.Well, it all started when they first bought the mosque,roughly six years ago.After Ramadan, they would have their prayer service.
36:33It was unannounced.We didn't know anything.All of a sudden we were just woken up to 100 plus peoplebehind the mosque with an imam on a podiumwith big amplifier speakersbelting out his prayer service.I used to hear some of that.That got best video of the year
37:21on the music awards last night.Anybody see that?From Islamabad.Oh my God.And he gets hate mail from it.And I guarantee, like I said.He says, I'm not going to stop.I mean, you come here from another country,
37:42disrespect the people who lived in this neighborhood for that guy.And in many cases like myself, there's several people I went to school with, he said,that bought their parents' homes and lived back here, adding that he is speaking up for his neighbors, too.Here he is walking into a bar.This was a bar who used to hang out with his friends.As recently, he said, is a year and a half ago.Check this.How about it's changed?
38:16Hubba, hubba.Didn't she work for Trump?Is that a Habina?The lawyer?See how it's changed.See how they run.Lady Madonna.Anyhow.
38:31Can you imagine getting hate mail and shit?But he also said in the article,I didn't want to fucking write 19 paragraphs,but he also said he was gettingthree different places, like local places he went.Guys are going, hey, you're Justin,the one that's putting up the stink in the,and they're like, you know, high-fibing them and whatever.
38:47We'll help them out.I can't believe what the fuck's going on.We got Europe.You got the UK.as a prototype.It's just screaming.It's shooting up a flare saying,don't do it with this.
39:00And we're just going right along with it.That's why I believe it,it just feels fake to me.I mean, it's happening,but I'm just saying it feels orchestrated.It's very fucking weird.I don't know who's real anymore.That's why I'm fucking changing this job.
39:16Just got hired.A pool has a male strip club.They say I'm a strong middle.64-year-old male stripper.Oh, he's got gray pubs.Not all of them.Shut up.You get fake tits.
39:35Anyways.Let's move on to something I like head hunting.Oh, this has to do with the college football.Oregon played USC.We mentioned it earlier, actually.Again, Oregon ranked 20.USC was ranked 12th.And Oregon put a herd on them at USC.
40:00But that's really a side story to the,some real, you know what going on.Some real, you know, some, I don't know what it is,but to me, USC, it has to be in my imagination.And the teams in the West Coast do have that kind of dirty.I don't know, it's my, it's got to be my racist.imagination. There's a different kind of black out there. Kind of, you know I mean?What do you call it? Compton type football. Long Beach. I don't know. Anyways, everybody's
40:36talking about this so they were right after it happened this weekend. The quarterback for Oregonis going to tuck it and run. And there's a defensive back who's going to come up. And this hashappened many times. It's the reason they put in these rules, you know, no helmet to helmetcontact, targeting stuff, and they're good rules.Because eventually, and I can't believe nobody's died, that can happen.Somebody online goes, there are some racist people.You know, football, you know, when it was mostly white guys,it used to be just getting the runner to the ground.
41:09Black guys turned into fucking trying to kill you.I'm sorry, I'm with the black guys on that.It's much more entertaining.I hate an arm tackle.I like a guy that looks like he was shot out of a fucking missile.It's why we watch it.We're a violent country and the brothers can play football.Let me tell you that much.
41:27They, you know, speed and violence, it's their game.What are you going to say?Check this out.Back to the air on second and nine.More steps up.Tuxet.Look out. Look at his arms.Show that again, Della.
41:45That's called defencing.More.Steps up.Watch his arms.He's unconscious.See his arms?And his leg was twitching.That's called fencing syndrome
41:56and you get hit like that for some reason.It's like somebody unplugging you.But, I mean, seriously, you can get killed.Now, I was like everybody else initially,I went, oh, that's a cheap shot.But then after watching it on just once replay,excuse me, the quarterback did go down late.I'm not defending this,
42:17but he did slide late.And you've got to forget the defense ofis running at 100 miles an hour.He's got a nanosecond to think about it.And you have to lower, even if you lower your shoulder,you're going to catch his head, you know.But then I heard Ocho Cinco.Is that his name, Ocho Cinco.
42:35I forget his real name, the black dude.And he actually made a good point.He goes, and he was very rational for a guy who's crazy when he played.But he said, you got to realize, he goes,he did slide a little late, but you got to realize, you know,how they referee the game today.So you should have, you got to try to pull.up, you know.
42:53But the quarterbacks today, they're 240 pounds.That's not Fran Tarkintet, a little white guy or Doug Flutty running at you.I'm always trying to define the, I'm always trying to defend the strong safeties.I just love the fucking, they're like snipers.But I'm glad they took, you know, I'm glad that they try to take this out of the game.Because even in the NFL, we've seen guys lay, but when you see this, when the arms dothis, that's scary.you know, you can have a broken neck or whatever the fuck.
43:24It is the most violent game in the world.People go basketball, like,how about rugby? We didn't even use...Rugby doesn't have black guy 6, 6, 270 who can run a 4, 540.Do you understand?It's like getting hit by a car.I always said that, take any running back out of the NFL,black or white, even fucking McCaffrey.
43:49But more than big black dudes.Put you know who.Who's the guy for the Ravens, Henry?Pitch him a rugby ball and see if the little white lymies can tackle them around the knees and the waist.There'll be body bags all over the place.I'm not exaggerating.Anyways, but the sicker part, chaos, here's what happens right after.A little chaos breaks out.
44:23As Cedric the entertainer said, I'm all for this type of nonsense.Look, they're working on them.So, you know, very dangerous.And you can see the guy, the defensive guy, starting to break down too, you know.But the problem, it wasn't really that.And again, it's football.You're caught up in this whatever.But it's the way this guy, we don't know if he's dead or I get a broken neck right now.
44:57So this guy goes over to the side.By the way, they chased him.Oregon players try to grab him around the head.that did the hitting and he made it to his own bench and they kind of celebrating wedon't know if this guy's dead or alive it's a little inappropriate check it out oh yeahright here that's what I'm talking about look it hey man you fucking laid in there yougot crack ass crack it anyways they uh different values there's something wrong with the blackman well there's something wrong with his mind something wrong with our minds it's we enjoy
45:44football. Anyhow, that was very on sportsman light.So, but if you think that's good, folks, we're going to top it with a little more brother.We have it a segment called Inventive Brothers.This is sort of related to college football, pissing off the reps.Saturday saw not only one of the most bizarre celebrations you'll ever see in college football,but also one of the most bizarre explanations you'll ever hear.Texas edge rusher, Colin Simmons.Edge Rusher is basically a stand-up fucking outside linebacker who can, it's a hybrid,
46:24the defensive end, and you know what we're talking about, the T.J. Watson and all those.Anyways, Rusher, Colin Simmons got loose in the backfield, and he sacked Tennessee quarterback,Phazon Brandon.I got a nephew named Faison.He's out of the family now.On a crucial third and 15.And by the way, he gets penalized for this, right?and it cost them.
46:47Fucking Tennessee kept the balland they drove down and scoredand a very tight game by the way.However, Simmons didn't just stopafter making the sack.Instead, he simulatedunzipping his pants and urine.And the ref,
47:02I don't know what the ref saidon the,you know how the ref puts on the,he said personal foul.Did you, Dallas,do you know what he said?He said personal foul.And he said,
47:12I don't know if he said,imitatingurinationor something to that effectpeeinghe actually describedwhat the fucking kid didit was so
47:23oh my godokay so this is the guywho's made the sackcheck out what he does to celebratehe's after the playfucking stupidlike how big as dick isthat was actually accurate
47:39idiotic moveI think Keith Jacksonwould have likedto say not. Oh, nothingworse than a prostate.I'll tell you.How fuckingfunny. But
48:05again, andyou know, they have to act.Kirk Herb Street, who, you know, God bless him.He's great at what he does, but he's a little bit of acompany man. He's like, just anasinine, not asinine.And Chris Fowlergoes, he goes, yeah, and
48:21he didn't say disgusting.What did he say?What is the word I did before?And he said, oh, vulgar.Yeah, and vulgar too.Which is what you spoke.You know, it wasn't, oh, what an asinine play.Really?
48:36If he imitated a rape, you would have said that too.Oh, look.So if you don't want this type of shit, once again, it's the white man, the NCAA,who, this guy got a 15-yard penalty.I'm not saying he should be kicked out of the league or whatnot.But if you really want to stop with this shit,he gets kicked out of the rest of this game.I know that sounds even a little strong,
49:00but where is it stop?Remember, was it,was it,Terell Owens to take a dump? Remember somebody pulled downtheir pants, Odell Beckham,but tended to pull down his pants and like take a dump?Where does it stop? I mean,you do have young kids watching and they want to be football players and shit.
49:20If you want to, if you want the country to look likeCompton, which it's going to,allow all this shit. But, you know, just a 15-9 penalty. Again, if you want to stop it,if you're really not that bothered by. I personally, you know, I'm an artist. I love the creative.I just, the fucking brothers. But I like how he makes his dick like a foot long.The disgusting act immediately drew the 15-yard on sports like penalty that it should have,erasing a 16-yard loss, turning fourth and 31 into first and 10.When asked about the play after the Texas nailed by the 20 to 17 win,
50:02Texas coach, Steve, our Sarcassian, we talked about last week,gave the answer the celebration deserved at least at first.He said, we took him out, Sarkis, and said,we addressed it and put him back in.I'm not going to give the guy a death penalty over an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty.we've got to fix it thoughwell again you're not going to fix it byhaving a talk with them
50:25you know what the talk wasyou know what motherfucker that was kind of funnybut come onthat was the talkyou know he's on full scholarshipthat can't continue as we moveforward which is funny coming out of a college coachSark then pivoted massively
50:42and blamed society for his playersantics must be a Democratunfortunately he says in our society rightnow we live in the look atme society, which he's right. All of you guys, you have your Twitter accounts and as fast as youcan type something because you want everyone to look at your account and you get clicks and that'show you make money. Where's he wrong there? Well, that's the world that we live in. So we've got toget, you know, it's about the team and focus on the team and not so much about look at me.
51:09Well, again, if you want to get rid of that mentality and the league is 98% young black guyswho their whole life is look at me. And I,And I've made this point before you can take it as serious or laugh at it.When the brothers celebrate and it's never, when they make a sack or just to tackle,and they run away from the team and they pound their chest and do this by themselvesbecause they didn't get the attention because Dad wasn't around.That's one of the most brilliant sociological theories.Even Freud would have slapped me on the back for that one.
51:47Anyway, so if you want to tryThen this is how the coach ends it thoughHere's a callSo we'll try to improve upon thatBut five sacks is pretty cool todayThat's a football playerAll right folks, that's it for todayI thought it was a very
52:03silly move but very entertainingDon't forget to do somethingCameo.comGo to cameo.comYou guys think it I'll say it very welcomeWe'll see you back here tomorrowHave a good dayHi, good night, everybody.
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