#436: It's Been A Year...
00:00Hello, everybody. Welcome to another episode of the Snark Tankpodcast. It is me, Chris Reagan. It is them, Tom Sweeney, and some black guy, Derek Blackman.We are here today on, we're recording this on Kirkiversary Eve. We're, we'rewhich I actually didn't, I actually didn't realize until literally just now.Yep, yippee, yipee, right, you, I carry, I carried three, I'll create the tweet thoughts and prayers.I'm so excited.Don't do that.I'm so excited.
00:51We are thoughts and prayers.We give our thoughts and prayers.We think about the gospel.We don't dodge off the way.We are.That's crazy, first of all.Listen, welcome to the show.Patreon.
01:08com slash the start tank.Remember, you can go over there.this is by the wayI want to make it clearbecause I feel like it's importantto bring this upat the beginning of the showwhen most people are still here
01:20the fact that we say all thisthe fact that you just heardwhat you just heardyou should support usbecause we can't get other jobsyeahwe can't do other things nowno we can
01:37we got to goyou got to grift hardlook at this guyYou can grift.You can grift hard to the right.Well, that's true.In this realm, I guess I should be more specific.Normal things.
01:50Nah, I can still become a nurse.We can't do a normal thing.We can't open up a carpentry business or something.I can still become a nurse.Are you kidding me?Somebody can easily just send this clip and then be like, no.I said we are thoughts and prayers.What's wrong with that?
02:07There are clips of you and audience, if you're new.here. I need to understand. I need you to understandthat I'm not lying at all when I say this.There are clips of Kingstontalking about how he wouldhow exactly he wouldgo about disposingof sick people in the in the ICU.
02:25Wait, no Chris.Disposing of patience. You've got it wrong.There's clips of meexplicitly saying how youwould dispose of people in ICU.Oh, you're right, right. And then how I would dispose ofyou. You're right. Imisremembered what you said. You would throw them
02:41down the shoot and then I would throw you down the shoe and then Derek would throw me down the shoot and you would throw Derek down the shoot somehow again. Yeah, but you don't, you, you didn't know, you don't know that I have a man on the inside waiting to, waiting to throw me back up the shoot. Exactly. So it's so the shoot, the shoot's like you shape. So it's like a slapstick thing where it's like do. Oh, clever. Okay. I was just thinking go back up. I'm like, oh, okay. So you took all the whimsy out of it. You took all the fucking whimsy.Yeah, I mean, I was trying to sell the realism, which I realized now was a mistake.Oh, okay, cool. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks for ruining that for me.We're going to start taking podcast. There's not really much, there's not really much to go into on this Kirkmas Eve.Yeah. What are you guys going to do for the Kirkman's free?I was going to, you know, I was going to relax. I was a nice, cool, chill day.Yeah.How about you, Derek?
03:37What's today, actually? Today is today?today's Wednesday, right?Yeah, yeah.Okay, so tomorrow I record Sacred, which is kind of funny.Ooh, that lines up perfectly.That is awesome.But I don't know.I didn't even realize Labor Day happened.
03:55I always forget that Labor Day is even a thing.It means nothing to us anymore.No, yeah, and so people were like,I remember people were like, what are you going to do for Labor Day?I was like, what?Nothing.I don't know, play with guns.Yeah.
04:07I don't have a normal job.where I need tocelebratemyself for like grindingyou know where I feel like an assholelike having a job like thisand being like I'm gonna take off Labor DayI don't know.
04:25Yeah it makes no sense to do it like I'vefor biggerI guess for like Christmas and like Thanksgivingand stuff where it's like family you're involved I guess like it makesa little more sense but likeI'm not taking off for it.It's likelike King's and Derek
04:40do not get Martin Luther King Day off.Neither do I.But that just so happens.Like if it falls on a day we record, we record that day.Yeah, we record. I'm not getting to about it.I feel like we should get our dick suckedthough on MLK Jr. Day though.I think we should.
04:56Interesting. Well, you guys can be each other.Black History Month. We should.I'm a little. I'm a little.We all blow each other. I'm Caribbean.So it's a little.You're a black American.I'm pretty much.technically a cosplay.
05:10Technically,you're a black man that lives in America.That are the only two caveats.There's only two requirements.That's true.But I don't know, man.I don't got as much.You're doing that.
05:19You're doing that Caribbean thing.We're like,no,that's not me,Bobby.No,I'm not doing it in a noble way.This time I'm not trying to take something
05:28from black Americans.That's it.I was being like,yeah, you know,maybe you guysto get a little something more special.I get a hand job.You guys deserve a blow job.
05:36You know,I'm trying to make it.I'm trying to make it a little better for you.Listen, listen, you wouldn't, that wouldn't even, because like, that would basically mean anyone who didn't wasn't directly affected probably shouldn't have anything.No, no, no, no, no.I'm saying I.I didn't say everybody.But that's what I mean.
05:54If you have to put that a little asterisk on your struggle.Yeah, on my.On Kingston's.I'm not going to put on everybody.This is not a black American thing.This is a Kingston thing.I'm not trying to hold anyone else down right now, dude.I'm like, hey, you know, I'm not going to hang out and do that.
06:10Like on June 10, I'm not acting wildly on it, you know, like, everybody's ex-wile.But you know, you do your thing.You deserve that.Me, I'm like, I'm just going to, you know, I'm going to say happy parade.I'm no black poppy.I'm just Kingston.That's not crazy.I've heard you say that.
06:23That's what I've heard you say that before.I've met the first time I met you.I walked to us.Oh, yeah.Oh, yeah.Oh, yeah, vamos west.Yeah, my soul.He said, he said to you, the first thing he said to you is, by the way, I'm not black.
06:37crazy. I say it in English and I proceedreally bad Spanish dress of the night.And none of the Spanish people understand me.Yeah, yeah, yeah.It was a very awkward night.You know the first time I met you, I think was,I think, I think Lacey might have been there.Or maybe I'm misremembering.
07:02The first night I met you definitely.Sounds probably accurate.Yeah.When I met you, it was at this weird.film store, right?And after I was done putting my cock through this hole,I went around and peaked around a corner and I sawyou, I was like, oh, what's up, dude?
07:15You know, and I cleaned myself up and I left.And then you were at my house like two weeks later.I was like, what's going on?Can you imagine that encounter, by the way?You show up to a glory hole and then that guy's at acocktail party at your house, like a week laterto somewhere else invited him?Peaking around the wall, the glory hole is
07:33diabolical.Yeah. Because you're already done.You already did what you have.had to do it and you're like that's like the one thing right that's probably the one rule you'renot supposed to do it you're like what the way hey hey don't look over the wall you stand up overthe wall like a kid standing over a stall so i have a question about the glory hole i don't reallyi'm not familiar with this nor have i ever been it's not even really been an enticing thing to meeither by the way that's crazy but i like i like the idea him's not go ahead go ahead so it's it's
08:04it's two stalls right it's two bathroom stallsI guess in a bathroom settingI think there's wallsin a bathroom setting but I likefrom what I've seen like from theone of the fewacceptable like say I really don't likeyou know men in my porn right
08:22but one of the few simple things where there was just likenot a man there's just a dick through a holeand a chick's like just ravaging it and I'm likethat's cool I'd like to do thatso like that scenario to me was always kind of likeacceptable to where it's theexception to the rule becauseI guess I also because they do a good job
08:41just keeping, because if I heard the dude be likeoh yeah, yeah, I'd be liketurn it off, turn off. I don't want to hear that.But what my point being is thatit always looks like it's just artificially constructed.It doesn't look like a real, the settingdoesn't look like a real.It's a set.
08:57It doesn't look like a actual place.It's never in. So I imagine a real world scenariolike you're saying if it's like in the bathroom stall thing,I guess, yeah, what, there's,carve a hole or something because I've seen those holes before and I'm like what actually is that for?And I think I've seen a bit about that.Like, oh, you hang your jacket in it or you put your your jeanne.I can't remember.
09:21You put your.That's so bold.I can't remember where I saw that.But anyway, putting your genitals through a random hole in a place.It's very brave.So badass, dude.It's very brave.Because I couldn't.
09:33I'm a fucking coward.Like that's, well, first of all, because I know a guy.guys on the other end so I don't want to do that's what you gotta do that's it's it's the it's theseparation it's the separation you like oh I could I could just say but then you feeloh you're like oh man you feel yeah immediately it shatters the fantasy we're like oh I thoughtit was um you here thought this was oh oh oh oh yeah the very end there's a bar thanks bro and likeah man see it's not fucking uh dude you hit my uvila chill and it's likeCome on, man.
10:08I paid my $15, though.So I guess...I think those are free, though, right?Like, people are just showing up for the love of the game.I think you got to pay money to even go to the back place where you can do it.Unless they're in bathrooms and something's just...I think of crazy.That's what I was...
10:24That's what I was thinking.It's like, you imagine you're having like a real bad fit of diarrhea or whatever.A hard dick pops to the box.It just comes in and you're just upset.In the middle, you're like...So that guy can hear you blowing chunks out of your ass.That guy can hear and smell everything.And he's smirks.
10:42He's just getting way harder.You see it like it's getting harder and v.You're like, dude.He's gone.He's so much blood there.That's right of his body.He's all tiny and chrivolved up.He started hearing the store crack.
10:58Like he's starting to like get through it.That's crazy.Don't flush.Don't flush.Don't flush.Don't flush.That is crazy.His dick is so far in the thing you can't walk out without at least touching it.
11:16And you're like, oh, man, you're like, you're trying to.You can't open a stall door all the way either because it's in the way to.And you're like, oh, my God, I don't want to interact with this.All right.So there has to be one listener, you know, you keep yourself anonymous.somebody has experienced some type of a glory hole or truck stop situation or bathroom or whatever.We need to know about this stuff.I'm always vicarious about the realness.
11:46It's like even I was watching a true crime thing with Jojo and some chick in 98 disappeared from a cruise and they suspected that she was sex trafficked.And basically the thing was like, we all know this exists like sex trafficking.But like what are the fucking signs, the clues? Where are these people? You know, like, because I, you can't tell they're clearly walking amongst us because they have to live in society. So in the same way, the people that are going through the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the shit. What do you look for? How the fuck do you know? I guess I can, I guess I could actually do deep research if I really wanted to, but I'd feel better if I had anecdotal evidence, you know? Yeah. Like, you'd feel better if someone else did it for you. Really. Really. Really.That's exactly.Because that's how I feel about it.I'm not,I would rather that not that search beyond my fucking phone.Yeah,
12:39like,dude,there was,because I'm,I'm working on,I mean,I was working on a video and like,it's a recap of a bunch of news.
12:47And there's one thing about some guy.Did you see this,this report about this guy named,uh,his internet handle was Mr.child porn.And he got arrested for,I want you to guess.
13:00that that's the most insane thing I've heard in a long time but I remember like I was like I was I was lookingup it's like holy cow I was trying to find the story and I couldn't find it but I was like I didn't want tosearch Mr. Child porn you know right you're at a public library right you got to go to publiclibrary look it up there public library like copy the link I've recently been to public librariesand the little kid computersare so cartoonishlylittle kid computersthat imagine
13:35doing that at theat the Burbank librarythey got a fucking 3D printer and shitlike I had no ideaI was like this is kind of crazythat the one on a glenoxI think soyeah that's the big one
13:47there's because there's one big one on glenoxand there's a lot of homeless people in thereyeahwell yeahI stopped I went in there a few timesand I was like ohso there's like five librariesin Burbank, man.
13:58I think there's a few.Five is a fucking lot.Well, that's because Burbank is private.It's a private everything.So we have our own police department.You got our own glory holes.That's more libraries than there areDuncans or like McDonald's in Burbank.
14:17It's kind of crazy.I might be over exaggerating.I think I know of three.You must be over exaggerating because I.So let me see.I only know of the one.But yeah, it's probably like two or three.What were we
14:30What was I?Oh what were talking about before?Real quick.I just wanted just did what you were saying about that username, that handle.Yeah.That reminds me of Nick Mullen as a, as a, just for the love of the game of being a retard.He bought the dough name.I think it's called child porn dot sexy.
14:51And he actually, he got to the point where I think if I remember.Oh, yeah.The FBI like, like, fucked with.like actually question about it or something.Something like that happened.It's been a while since I've heard about that.But that is.And I think if I don't know if I'm conflating two things, but there was a, I think like he made it like a train website or something, a website about trains or something.
15:17I got to look this up again.Oh, yeah.I don't know.He did something with it that was like, it was like very harmless.But I might be conflating two different stories.But yeah.Yeah.That guy's fucking retarded.
15:29I could never.So there's three libraries.It's a wild thing to do.It's still crazy.Yeah, three is a lot.That is more than I would try.They're all near each other too.Well, the two of them are right next to each other.
15:43And then one of them is over in downtown.One of them has something secret there.Hmm?Is it like an annex kind of situation?It's just like this another.You don't know.Yeah.Because there's one on, there's one on Glen Oaks down there.
15:57one by where we used to live.But then there's one on Buena Vista and then there's one also on victory.Okay, weird.That's, yeah, whatever.I don't know.Genuine, like, maybe 10 minute walks from each other.But I think that's good.Libraries should be more abundant.
16:10They're really important.Yeah.Yeah, I stopped caring about what you were saying about 40 seconds ago.That's crazy.That's crazy.The libraries are important still.Don't listen to Chris.He's dumb and stupid.
16:18I think that's all the boys were at that.I didn't say that libraries were at.He doesn't say that.He tries to eat bricks with his mouth.Remember that, guys.He chews on them.How else am I going to eat bricks if not with my mouth?That's pretty impressive, though.
16:28Stew them first and then drink them.Stewing a brick to make it soft enough to eat is crazy.It's crazy, dude.Because that, like, applies a level of, like...Brick de gisade, you know?So if you were into somebody stewing a brick,there's, that's an interesting amount of cognitivebecause, like, oh, he's aware that he can't just chew the brick raw.
16:50He, and he under, he understands that water logging generally makes things softer.There's like a veil.Comprehension of physics there, but alsoNo.You're wrong.Until he doesn't.He turns a little bit. Then it's literally soup.And great.
17:08And the vine-smelling soup, mind you.He's used the brick.It's really good.That was the missing ingredients.Kind of like MSG, you know?That's a little missing thing to really bring out theflavor in your broth.You convince you to take a sip. You're like, yo, that's a really good
17:23brick. He's like, right?Right.look only since wethis is unusual where a questionis catching my eye and it's like relevantto the stuff we're talking about in the beginningwe're going to start with a questionwe're going to get into some of the stuff like this is really not much
17:38to talk about this is like a Nintendo direct with like Zeldaand like that's pretty much itbut turning point US Gay Road inhe says hey snark boyslooking at modern internet humori.e. Kirkification and memes in generaldo you think we've come full circle torandom equal funny or do you think we
17:56find these things funny due to the juxtapositionand inherent absurdism.I think this kind of, I don't know.It's the absurdity for me, man.I think that's a little subjective.Yeah.For me, it's absurd.I think it's inherently subjective. It's comedy.
18:09But for you,it's what? I think it's absurdity, man.I think, I'mvery much so absurdist comedy person.I am very much so absurdist comedy person.Like, I'm a fucking Russian immigrant.I'm an absurdist comedy.person. I prefer
18:27sure this comedy.It is me absurd thiscomedy person.That's comedy shorts gamer's Russian counterpart.Nah.What's comedy shorts gamers Russiancounterfeit what is that?Observely this comedy person.
18:41And instead of using, he has a bear in the backgroundinstead of, instead ofcorn for somebody, he throws a bear on them.He throws a bear on that chick.He throws a bull bear on the person.Sleep.How do you say sleep in Spanish again?Derek, you know this.
18:58Not Spanish.How do you say you sleep in Russian?You know this, Derek?I don't know.That's crazy.That's crazy.Russian wife came and saying in Russian.Well, unfortunately, she, in the summer heat, she has trouble sleeping, so she doesn't know what sleep is.
19:13Oh.Yeah, she's never slept once since she's moved to the desert.There's too much sun and it frightens her.She can see the sky.She's like, I did not know the sky was blue in real world.I thought it was only in fairy book.Yeah.Yeah.
19:25Yeah, it's always gray.It's, uh, as soon as you cross Poland, it's just gray.That's, everything.So like everything.It's just gray and bats.That's all you see.Crazy.People get swept up by swarms of bats and taken away.
19:41Yeah.Yeah, she was,she was very surprised.She thought like, uh,uh,uh,SoCal was fucking Lord of the Ring.She was like,
19:48she didn't understand what was happening.She thought it's where the elves are from.She's like,what the hell?It was just a park.It was just a local park.It was the first thing.She was like,
19:57this is crazy.This is impossible.Yeah.This can't be heaven.There's Mexicans here.It's impossible.I,I don't know,
20:09random equal funny stuff.I would argue that stuff,that stuff's kind of just never really been that funny.Like if it's like the,like the Markiplier E thing.Do you remember that?It was cute.It was cute.
20:26It's like,that's got like no.The stuff that we interpret as random,like the purgification,I don't think curfification is random.I think that's like a very specific.There was an event that people were very,very serious about.
20:38And because the internet is what the internet is,nobody takes anything seriously.In fact,there's like a,there's like a hostility to reverence on the internet.You know,like there's no,nothing is really taken seriously.
20:52And so when things are,are, it leads to like this opposite pendulum swing where it's like as seriously as peopleare taking it is as unseriously as other people are going to take it.And I would have to add.So that's what makes it funny to be.Yeah, I completely agree.You know, the one caveat I would just say is that if it's like faux reverence, becauselike somebody, this guy, for example, Andy Williams, who is, he was a guitarist and every
21:17time I die and he was also a pro wrestler, he died recently.and just the amount of monumental amount of outpouring of like support and just like how great this dude was and all this shit, not a smidget of pushback.Because he's genuinely a great guy and he was in him.Right.You know, like he touched a lot of people's lives versus Charlie Kirk who I'm sorry.I don't mean to be rude.But if you genuinely felt like you lost something, you're an idiot.You're stupid.
21:50Like it's just like when we talk about we talk about I don't mean to be rude, but I am going to be rude because it's just like I'm just cutting through the bullshit where it's like you're stupid if you felt like you lost something valuable or it's like this guy's actually a piece of shit if you generally paid attention to him.Problem is you did it.You watched his clips.You enjoyed some of his clips, but you didn't really know who he was as a person, which usually happens.Right.Like that's not a new idea that pariscial thing.things. What I've noticed at quick analysis, the old school parasycial relationship, becausethere wasn't that much information available, I felt like people did their due diligence to find
22:30out more about people. When it was tabloid journalism, when it was just this and that, there wasn'tjust the internet that we all lived on. It felt like the parisocial person back in the day,the fanatic, as we called them, tried to learn every single thing. I know when this person was born,I know when this person did this, when they first did that. And now it seems like the opposite.it. The more that the cultish person is like stuck to these people, the, the less incuriousthey are about them. Like, that's because the person, the person that becomes cultish aboutpeople nowadays on the most part are stupid and more mentally unhealthy. Like, they're mentallyunhealthy back then. So you think the people have changed? I think the people in a culture
23:07around that has changed for sure. Definitely the culture. I definitely would say that. It's just,like, I would say the way that somebody would behave about a Justin Bieber, for example,and you quiz them about, you know, that crazy asshole.You quiz them and they know like, God damn,you know everything about Justin Bieber.And I feel like that still does exist because you still might be able to do that for like a Taylor Swift.But it also matters to fan base too.Like Kirk's fan base, people that are fans of Kirk are often either religious morons.
23:34Or racist idiots.So I guess.So like it's a different kind of like group of people.When it comes to like those little girls that were fans of Bieber, they were fans of Bieber.they were fans of Bieberin a way that isstill probably unhealthyit's definitely is
23:50it's it's more of a reverenceof like the stuff he createsopposed to Charlie Kirkthey're fans of him becauseof the stuff heI did like I guess he pushesand they suckyou know
24:04yeah no yeaha great example is justwell like Tim Curryand like all of these celebritiesthat havebeen passing away lately.You know, like these guys are just likethere's an outpouring of support.
24:19But no one's, but also no one's like,I guess they weren't murdered either, to be fair.But like, there's no like,oh, we gotta like,we gotta reshapethe world in these people's image, by the way.You know what I mean? There's no like, we have to builda Mount Rushmore size.
24:43statue of Tim Curry in the middle of the town square because he was so great.Yeah, no.You know what I mean?Like the way the people were like, Charlie, we need to, we need to rename highways.We need to, we need to build a statue.Yeah.By the way, like, whatever happened with that statue that they were supposed to put up in NewNew York City with, do you remember that?
25:01That had to be fake.It had to be.Right, because like, because that ain't last.But New York.But there you go, though.Like, like you said, Tim Curry, someone who.A Rocky Horror statue would be adorable.Like, you know what I'm saying?
25:18Right.You can make an argument that he was influential enough to deserve something like that.And the shoehorning of Kirky were you even have in Westminster in the city in SoCal,they put up a street.Somebody renamed one of the side streets.And it's like, bro, what the fuck?In Orange County, the fuck does he have anything to do with Orange County?There's nothing to do with it.
25:43It's really, it is really silly.But it'd be hilarious if,it'd be hilarious if gun violence explodes on those streets.That's insane.But it also, it also leads, I say it's to the degree, right?It depends on the way you live your life.You know, if you die and people are celebrating you,says something to who you were, you know.
26:03And then if you die and there's a very big population with being fanatical,and other people being like, yo, your death, you suck.You sucked.You suck.Sorry.And then also the response of people being like, I don't care that he's dead.And then they're being like, how could you not care?And it's like, because I think he was a piece of shit.
26:20And it's like, but he was a father.He's like, yeah, still a piece of shit.Literally everyone that has children or father.What does that mean?Doesn't mean anything.Like that, that means.And it's like, yeah, that was, that was unfortunate.He shouldn't have been killed that way.
26:35That he didn't, even though he didn't deserve that.But like, he still was a huge piece of shit.I'm not going to mourn him.Listen, I think that was the problem.People were trying to for.the more's the people to mourn him.And it's like, I'm not going to mourn him.I'm sorry, bro.
26:47My bad, gang.I just hate that argument where they talk about like, oh, because even the, like, the way that it happened, I'm like, guys, if it were up to people like me and the people on this podcast, it would be impossible for that to even happen.You pieces of shit have made this culture that has allowed people to be blown away by gun violence because you are too stupid to just not live without them when you don't even need them.the amount of people that actually need guns is so fucking minimal is such a small percentage versus the amount of people that just have them because they love them because of the culture right like we understand that and you being too stupid to figure out that like Australia is you know like say something's still going to happen but there are cultures around the world especially in first world developed countries that are doing things the best that they can and progressing and then we're not doing that over here right but DerekAustralia needs gun control because it's an island exclusively of criminals.Not anymore.No.Descendants of criminals.
27:51I mean, that's not much better, you know?Like, those are criminals with...Aussie folks are not criminals like that.A descendant of a criminal is a criminal.Sorry.No, no.Chris, do you know what your last name?Chris, do you know what your last name is?
28:04You are clearly the descendants of criminals.Your last name means criminal.No, it doesn't.Sorry, it means bad person.My bad.My bad.Sorry.That is funny.
28:19I think it's just, I don't know, man.Look, it's, it's everything about that situation.I'm trying to laugh, but it's so hard.You have to, man.It's, it's literally.It was like a joke.It was like it was written by Larry David in his prime.But he was like, you know, that'd be funny.
28:36If he says, he quotes something and he dies by said blade.That is something.something that I wonder about like that because like the counting or not counting gun uh gang violence thingand then it happens immediately was he like waiting for like a like an ironic you know what I meando you think he was setting himself up like he knew it I know that he got a vision I understandthat he wasn't like logically I understand he probably like went up there just did what he had to doand left but the timing of that is so insaneYeah.
29:13If it is if it is true that he did.If it's true that he did not wait for an ironic line,which I think it is,then the timing of that really is like cosmically insane.Yeah.That's what it feels like.That's a crazy thing.I mean,
29:29I don't really hardly believe the person that shot him, shot him.Yeah.Oh, good.Yeah.No.Take your call.By the way, so we're recording this on the knife.wait, I just want to make sure.
29:45Okay, yeah, yeah.No, we're good.So thank you turning point,turning point US gay for your,for your ride in.Yeah,I don't know.I don't think we're circling back to random
29:54equals funny.I think random is always going to be randomand it's going to always going to give like a little chuckle.But the stuff that I think is perceived as random really isn't that random.I think there's like a kind of like a method to the insane shit that we're saying.Yeah,there's,um,
30:07there's some randomness that I,some over.I do like there to be a little structure in a way that even if it seems chaotic, it's for a reason, kind of like the oxymorne of organized chaos kind of a thing.And so, like, you brought up the example of E where that it was literally random.There was no actual rhyme or reason behind it.It just happened.And then people ran with it.I guess you could say the same thing about Ugandan knuckles, but that kind of just worked out to be actually really enjoyable.
30:40but there was no reason to conflate Uganda and knuckles, you know, like to mash them together.There was no actual reason.It just happened.Yeah, that is a good example.Yeah.That was already so long ago.Jesus Christ.That's like a 10-year-old meme at this point.
30:55I would say 9.Yeah, almost 10.Like you said, almost 10 years.I said, almost.I can't believe if I just did that.You just did a Kingston.You just like disagreed to agree.Has it been nine of you?
31:10That's crazy to think about.I think that's a 2017 meme.Yeah.Like 2017 or early 2018.In one of the two.Yeah, you're right.One of the two.It's close.
31:22It's almost dead.But, uh, yeah, man.Thanks,thanks for writing in.I guess we,I guess we,I guess we,I guess, like the only real thing to
31:33get into, I guess, is just the,they showed Zelda.You know, that remake.You can talk more about the,a little bit of time.We got into it arguably too earlyinto the episode, I think.Probably should have been later.
31:48No, no, it's fine.It's fine.I just wonder what the, uh, what the, uh, what the, you know, the robots are listening,like whether they hear his name and they go like, I don't know.But I feel like they're going to be like, oh, everybody's talking about this.Push it to the top.Right.Yeah, you're probably right.
32:10And the only thing I'm thinking about is like finding every deep fake I can find and putting it all together on the on thumbnail.Like every like rapid fire like NBA Kirkboy freaking NBA Kirkboy.There's so many.There's so many.My favorite one dude.That one is a peak, dude.It really is such a crazy legacy to have man.Yeah.
32:33Like he is just the most memed person like by a by a long like I really like.Like, I really, like, it is crazy to me that it, that he blew George Floyd out of the water.You know what I mean?Because I remember thinking like the George Floyd stuff was kind of unavoidable.But that's because they, they try to do the same thing.They try to do the same.They're going to correctly to Floyd.Well, and the reason why it, it's, it fell so flat is that it was completely artificial.
33:00Like, the way that, the way that people talk about that shit.Because, again, it could have been anybody.It just happened to be George Floyd.And that's the thing.because they're always like, oh, they're trying to deify this criminal.And I'm like, bro, he just happened to be the guy.It could have been the most upstanding citizen ever.Stop focusing on it, like, as if people were choosing George Floyd, like they knew who he was before he got fucking murdered.
33:19The problem was the blatant nature of it.Like, they're just shoehorning all this bullshit, trying to be like, oh, I'm trying to be as offensive as possible.Like, no, y'all started with the Kirk shit.You try to deify him.And then this was the response.No one actually, if you're going to find the minimal amount of.people maybe trying to do something.But even when they were doing murals, people still
33:41miss the point of the mural.It's not about George Floyd.He just happened to be the guy.It literally would have been anyone in that situation.No serious person.And by the way, no serious person was deifying George Floyd.And if they were, you can discard them.Like they're retarded.
33:56Like they missed the point.Yeah, you can very easily discard those fields.It's very dumb.But anyway, I guess, yeah, I guess the only other thing is we can just get into questionsafter this.Yeah.We have some questions pertaining to it because Blue Sanghili Road.He says, hey, guys, simple question.
34:10How are you feeling about the Ocarina of Time remake?I'm actually pretty hyped.I never thought Nintendo would remake it.Really?Why?I thought, I thought for sure they would, like I thought, I guess I thought it would have come sooner, to be honest.Yeah.That's what I love.
34:23Especially considering what it is, because it looks like pretty faithful.It doesn't look like they're like reimagining anything.It looks pretty much like, okay, like they're even keeping like loading screens in and shit.So like, I mean, it looks okay.I've never played the original Ocarina.I played Majors Mask and not Ocarina somehow.So like I'll probably play it maybe, but I don't know.It looks fine.
34:49I saw people talking about how Link looks a little creepy.And I agree, but I kind of like it.I kind of like that he looks weird.It's a little on the baby.The baby side.He's a little fucking baby.He does look like a baby.Like, why does he look like a fucking baby?
35:06Because he's young link, duh.That is not a baby.He's young.Why does he look like young link?What is I?I'm not saying baby link, Kingston.He's young, though.Yeah, so when you were young, did you look like a fucking baby?
35:22Or did you look like a baby when you're a fucking baby?There was a period of young that was a baby.Okay, okay.It's like, all right, young link, how old is young link?Probably, you know, whatever it is.Youngling is four months old.He's already moving like that at four months old.That's impressive as fuck.
35:44I don't know what.I don't know what Hylians are, but that's crazy.That's a hero.That's like the people in the 9-11 families in New Yorkwho think Mom Dani did 9-11 when he was 10 years old.Yeah.It's like, dude, like, no wonder, like, if he could do 9-11 at 10 years old,then like, no wonder he's getting a lot of work done his,
36:06mayor you know yeah being a mayor very talented being a mayor as an adult is probably far moretrivial than organizing a really sophisticated terrorist attack as a 10 year old boy from from thecomfort of your fucking living room so yeah i wish it's hey speaking of that he also dropped all thatshit showing just confirming that obviously the government knew how fucking toxic the air was and how muchasbestos was flying i mean we saw it with our own eyes looking at all these new york you knowinfested with asbestos.And then they're just like, no, it's fine.I love the idea that those families are like,
36:42we can't have Mom Dani at the 9-11 memorialbecause he's Muslim and that's triggering and that's bad.But we'll have Giuliani there who lied to the entire cityand made them go to work in a fucking toxic cloud of asbestos for fuckingfor so many months that the death toll of post 9-11illnesses, like, is like, I think three times larger than the death toll ofactual 9-11awesome which is normal people
37:10which is the calculate in warusually the case other than the great wars rightother than the great wars I would saythe year oh here's your 50,000 60,000 troops died in theVietnam War and then millions afterwards from all of thelong term the lingering effects and the PTSD and so on and so forthand fucking kill themselves and blah blah blahI'm ridiculous shout out to Giuliani for
37:35for blowing al-Qaeda's kill count out of the water.It is fucking crazy.I really, it's, it's, you know, grieving families.They can still be stupid, unfortunately, and easily manipulated.And so just having like Rudy Giuliani trying to speak on behalf of him, me like, it's a disgrace to him that he's going to be there.And I'm like, what the fuck, dude?Yeah.You know what you've done, dude.
38:03That's so crazy.You know what's got this is a fucked up thoughtIt is just a thought that I had when I was likeWhen I was reading all this stuffI was like reading so these families are likeWe can't mom donnie shouldn't come hereAnd it's like some of the 9-11 family saying thatI was like
38:15Dang like 9-11's like a little less tragicKnowing that like a some of these people are probablyI don't that's crazySilver lightingSilver lighting manI'm jokingI'm jokingThat's crazy
38:33silver liningwe like to do little jokeslike numericallylike numerically yeahsome of them probablywould have really suckedoh for sureNew Yorkers working in the World Trade Center
38:43probably not the best peoplebutI ended up justsome of the people that caught buildingsome people are trying to catch thoselike candy from Pinnianalisten what was it that you saidwe had a conversation
38:55about 9-11 like on an old episodethat like made like I stumbled across it recentlybecause I was perusing old episodesfor clipsI was I think I asked you like how many rats do you think died in 9-11 and you said like 24 or something like that right I do remember that but like there's something about like that specific number that was hysterical to me I don't know why a lot of rats surviving nowtwo dozen rats I do remember that that was like yeah led to the death of 85 children 85 what like 300 people and 17 rats 17 rats and everybodyEverybody's like, no, not the rat.People are low full.
39:38Pivoting away from 9-11 and back to Zeldt as what normal does.Did you guys see anything about this?Yeah, I saw some of it.About this remake?I know, I know he looks like a baby.The environments look nice from what I saw.Yeah.Looks good.
39:56I just don't care.I'm a little, I'm a little jealous just because, like, I've talked about it before thatI don't I personally didn't like Kyle they did a link to the past because it just doesn't appeal to me so I would have rather if it looked like this you know just a much smaller game but it would have been a much smaller game but like even if it looked like this like just with like the art style that art style I didn't like the art style that went with then it just it doesn't appeal to me even a little bit like Jojo has a switch I could go buy it and play it and I'm like you're talking are you talking about this new one or the I'm talking about the old one I just I'm jealous thatI wish it would have looked closer to the art style of like this.Oh, I see what you're saying.The past.Links Awakening.Link's Awakening.
40:39Yeah, I don't know.Thank you for correct to me.Yeah, sorry.It was confusing me, sir.Yeah, no, because that's what I was like,I was like, what am I saying wrong?But, yeah, yeah.Yeah, yeah.
40:48So that, you know, if anyone hasn't seen it,like if you were, if you don't remember what the,the remake of Link's Awakening looks like it,it's definitely not for, I don't know,like a 30-something-year-old adult male.I'm just saying it doesn't look like it's for somebody like that.You can play it, but it's definitely very cutesy.It's overly cutesy to where I was like, oh, that's basically not the vibe that the original
41:14game gives off at all.Really?No.No, not even close.I think that game is cutesy, but it's old.It's like it's like a, it's still not like a, it's not like a hard core game.It's so pixelated though, like it's hard to, like that's because it's a Game Boy game, right?Yeah.
41:29The vibe of the game.though is because it's you don't know that it's well I don't want to spoil it but like it's it feelsvery real Derek Derek no one has not played that game that cares about that game that's a goodpoint child and they shouldn't be here well I'm just okay you don't know you don't know that it's allit's all a dream kind of thing right you don't you don't know it right right away basicallyit just feels like oh dude's shipwrecked and he's got to get the fuck off of here and there'sobviously in a high ruling way there's dumb shit in it but the vibe likeLike it's a very serious tone.
42:02Like you need to get some shit done to get out of there.It didn't remind me of like, um, like say, you know, a Super Mario game with the music.Dan, then, da, dan, then.Like, uh, the, the music of, uh, it's, it's epic.You know what I'm saying?Like, it, it didn't remind me of like, oh, let's make everything round and almost kindof look clayish.And so I was kind of like, oh, that doesn't really excite me.
42:25And so this, the Ocarina time of the remake, looking at it on face value, I was like,this looks cool. Like it looks very, you know, there's,it looks some, like, said, Link looks hilarious, but hey.Yeah. Hey.He looks over his shoulder. I'm like, what is that?The, the picture of like the cat looking to the side.Yeah. He really does look like a cat. I don't know. It's, um, I've never played it.So like, I think it's actually like, yeah, I'll, I'll, I'll probably check it out.
42:53Um, yeah. But, uh, I can see why I could see why people would be like, if you've played it already, like,I don't really, I don't really know what the value.I played on the 3DS and I played it on the 64 when it was relatively new.So I'm okay.I've been waiting, I think, for a remake to play it because I remember when I playedMajores Mask for the first time, I played it really, really late.I played it in like 2011 or something like that.So like, and I remember like this is good, but I don't want to experience this exact control scheme again.
43:27for a new you know what I mean it was it was just too old and too jank for me toI didn't want to do it again so I was like I've been waiting for a remake ofOcarina of time since then so it's been like fucking 15 years or something like thatit's a very cool game a very cool world introduces sheke and Zelda and all that stuffand that way that form of link is the iconic form of link now like when you think of linksure yeah it is that's the one you think of maybe now breath of the wild version of himprobably comes in like close contact it's like maybe likecomparable in modern time.
43:59I still think it's the green, I still think it's the greenAquarium of time. Like the blue one isis relevant for sure.But like it's yeah. No, absolutely.Hardcore Zelda fans. That's where theyexist. That's mine. That's mine because of not only that game, butfor melee. Yeah.And so. Even ones, even ones that are
44:17people that are a little bit closer to 40 like me.Oh, of course. They, that is where, because like,in 64, like it's still like that was a link to thePass was iconic, but then when it jumped on in 64, people were like coming.People were coming.That's what it became.That's what it became the game friend as everybody knows about.Like, I'm a Zelda fan, but I'm not like the, like, I think some people give Zelda like too much credit.
44:43I'm like, this is a great game, but like, chill.This is a perfect video game.I'm like, breathe.Breathe for a bit.Yeah, perfect.It's weird.Very good, very good game, especially for the three open world at the time.it's iconic.
44:59Like it's fucking crazy.But like that's the one.Like when I think of Zelda, if someone said, hey, draw Zelda from memory right now,be a horrible drawing.But it'd be attempting to draw that way.Yeah, I don't know, man.It looks cool.I didn't see any of the other Nintendo direct stuff.
45:16I just don't.I'm not really invested in Nintendo.So just that I don't care that much.But Aquarium of time I've had on my list for a while.What I've always loved about was link in general is that like how much shit he has on him.Like even though like,does the whole like collapse space like oh he puts things in various things like variousplaces yeah he still has a ton of stuff on him when he's fighting that's every r pg
45:38character it's ridiculous like i think i you know but link has visible stuff too though it's evena ton of visible shit on it no but that's most r pg characters at this point yeah i get really yeahyeah like skyrim you see all your armor and all your all your um weapons or the or not all of yourweapons, but the two weapons, the weapons that you have in yourslot. Yeah. I don't really think of that. Yeah.You're, uh, go ahead. Because when I play Skyrim, right, like, I'm, I usually default, like,it's just a, I'm playing the game to get the Nightingale armor. Like, that's all I'm doingin Skyrim effectively. I'm like, all right, well, how do I get this armor? Really?
46:15As soon as possible. Because I mean it's the coolest armor in the game. Because you look likeBatman, sort of. I like dressing, I, I, I like dressing like a ragged freak inthat's funny. I like, I like, I like,looking like a homeless person in Skyer.But I don't,yeah, you don't see the5,000 potatoes that you're carrying.But like for
46:35Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember there was thispoint when I was younger where I was playing melee and forsome reason one of my friends paused it.And while it's paused,he throws like the, um,the, uh, the wind boomerang.And while he's throwing it, it's like,you see him have the sword,
46:52the bow on the side.He's holding the shield.and I'm like, he's got a lot of stuff on him.It's like that shot of...He has to be strong.It reminds me a little bit.I know it's not exactly the same.But it reminds me of that shot in Tarzan where he's swinging with Jane.
47:10But he's clearly...So he's holding Jane and he's swinging.And you could see like kind of like they try to justify it by like his toes.Oh, right, right.But it's very clear that he's got the vine between his asses.ass.Yeah.I think I remember seeing somebody draw that or animate that.
47:30Yeah, somebody drew the other side of it.Yeah.That is crazy.That is crazy.You ruined that movie for me.I mean,it really is genuinely the only explanation to make that scene make sense.I forgot.
47:44There's a scene from a movie where a guy is clapping and he's,she's his hands.You know, like,oh.That's so stupid.and the character's like, it's not meant to be seen.He's like, oh, you might have clapped before.You're kind of seeing the perception of the character, seeing it afterwards or something.
48:04But it's like, no, this guy's throwing, he's clapping cheeks right now.But so, speaking of video games, I beat Anamusha last night.Oh, nice.I beat that pretty quick.The new Anamusha.Yeah, I was sprinting through it, to be honest.Because there's so much shit to get to this month.It's stupid.
48:21Mm-hmm.Very good.the combat is fucking awesomebut this is likethis is an example of likethis is a really great12 hour gamethat they stretched out
48:33into like25 hoursand it's kind of likenahI wish this was a lot shortera little shortermaybe a little cheaperyeah a little shorter
48:46a little cheaperlike it's just too likebecause it's got this likekind of like Ubisoft kind ofit's an open worldbut it's like a small open worldso it's not like quitewhite Assassin's Creed where you're like, it's sprawling.
48:57Yeah.But it's like, I didn't really need this.Like, you could have did the linear Resident Evil thing for Ani Mushan.I would have been just as happy.I probably would have been happier.But the combat's so good.Like, it's really good.It kind of pisses me off.
49:13That's as good as it because that Eishon attack thing that they had.Because that was in the original too, right?Like, you would attack, right, instead of parry.And it would, you would do this like crazy, like incredibly like high damage.attack. Yeah, just like critical. It's usually likeyou're done. You're fucked. Yeah, it's really, it's megasatisfying to do. The other thing I wanted to say, and I wantto be very specific here because
49:37this is in, this is embargo. So Derek, I want tomake sure, I want to, if, do you think this is going to go live on the day of theKirkroversary? The day, uh, just, just the, um,the, for the patrons only not for the. If you, if you do put itlive tomorrow for patrons, do it afternoon. Afternoon?Okay, okay. After like 12.Okay. Yeah, no problem.
50:02Because I'm about to talk about Wolverine.Gotcha.Dude.It is sowhatever.It is so...I was like miserable playingplaying through the last half of this game, dude.
50:21It is crazy. I don't knowif it's bad.necessarily because it's like everything of it like it looks good it plays finelike the and I'm like not an X-Men guy so like there's probably like a lot of shit that I don'tI'm not picking up on there's a lot of shit that I probably just don't give a shit aboutthere's a lot of characters that probably means something to someone but like it literallyis just I'm pressing square the entire time isn't in the same world of Spider-Man like doesthey reference Spider-Man at all or no not that I caught um I
50:53I didn't see anything.I was actually waiting for something like that.Like, oh, maybe they're going to do something like that.But, like, it doesn't, I didn't see anything that gave any indication.Did any of, like, the boss battles feel epic?Did it, did it even have that at least?No.No, it is, it really, I struggle to remember really anything about it that I was like,
51:20damn, that's really good.I guess the guy who's playing Wolverine does a great jobyou know like the acting is greatand like the character stuff is goodI just don't careyou know because I just don't know itI just don't know anything about this shitand Wolverine is kind of for me
51:39Wolverine is kind ofhe's a littlehe's he's slightly very lamehe's been bastardizedthe same way Spider-Man has I thinkI think he put thosecharacter isn't too much and it makes them silly.I don't think it's that.
51:56I just think it's it's.I think it's,I think it's,it's better than Wolverine,but I think like,but what I'm saying is like,like,I'm playing the game and I'm like,
52:02this is just an angry dude who like slashes a lot.You know what I mean?Like,it's not.Oh yeah,they're not going to put you the nuance of him in,in the game.It's like,
52:09it's going to be too boring,you know,an action game.Well,no,there is.There,no,
52:14here,oh,I'm glad you brought this up.Oh, really?So,it's all like shit. This isn't like, this isn't like a five out of ten or whatever. But like,so Wolverine is a character. He slashes with the square button a lot. And that's really allyou can do. You can do some heavy attacks maybe, which you, which you do. There's parrying.
52:39Uh, I get it. But you're playing as Wolverine this entire time. The entire time. Meanwhile,there's like mutants around you with their own power sets.that look cool and fun,and you're stuck as Wolverine.A character that really arguably by himselfis not that interesting to play as, right?In Spider-Man,they made your ass play as Mary Jane, dude.
53:11She gets her little stun gun, though.They made you play as, like,powerless, like, powerless sneaking through fucking rubble in that game, dude.Like, they made you do,they made you do little science experimentsin the fucking.lab that were these like fucking hexic HD mini games because they're like,oh, Spider-Man's too boring of a character by himself.
53:31We got to like diversify the gameplay up and make you play as other characters.But in a game where like fucking Gene Gray is in there, you've got these other like mutantsthat I'm like, oh, I wonder if I'm going to get to play as, no.Wolverine the entire time.So you're just like, ah, bob, bob, ah, bob, ah.for like 14 hoursand I was just likebro like I don't know man
53:58I see howI see how for some people that can getstale like really quicklyI totally especiallywhen I'm trying to think of like people whowho like guns who like projectileslike essentiallyit kind of immediately they're like damn
54:16and then you alsoI imagineeven if you are a hack and slashertype of person, a Wolverinedoesn't get any otherslashes.Like as far as, you know,like someone can get a sword and axe. They can have
54:32different weapons and do different type of combo stylesand where you're just usingthe Justice Claws.But like, so I'm theperson that Ilike the bersererWolverine shit. So like themovie game,
54:48it never got old for me tolike pounce on a guy and rip him to shreds.just because it was just from from my perspective of like we didn't get to see wolverine do what he can do and like say in a cartoon setting because for obvious reasons so getting that seeing him finally unleash in a way that he could in like the comics and certain comics was really cool for me and do you think I can say about this obviously I haven't played it yeah something from the very beginning has just felt off and I can't put my finger on itit feels like a game that was uh that had some trouble because there's some like sequences whereyou're like how did we get here you know like it feels a little bit like they they had a tough timefiguring it out i never played x2 i didn't play the game when you play as wolverine effectivelythe whole game and it just looked like that again to me oh interesting how did how did how did you how did youwhat did you what did you what were your what were the main enemies in uh x2 like and what
55:51Did you, did you, like, mutilate anybody?Um, you didn't, it wasn't graphic.It wasn't like super graphic.You obviously used your claws to kill people, but it wasn't graphic.It wasn't like, oh, you're dismembering people.Right, like the way that clause would, his claws wouldn't do.Yeah, Wolverine is the single most violent comic character simply based on his powers.Like, he's eviscerating and lacerating people.
56:16Like, that's, that's, it's extremely violent.That's why it's hard to make a game for him, especially,If you're trying to cater it towards a younger audience,which is obviously mostly the audience for video games,younger people.So it's like it's,I get like I like X-Men Origins because I like how he,for me is the lunge.
56:34That's a woman.If I'm like a little bit of a little bit,you got a lot of people.Does it have it in this game?Is it like a thing in the game?So it's like the triangle thing from Spider-Man,how it's like,you know how like the press triangle and you like web zip to a guy
56:47and you like attack him.It works kind of like that.But like,it's not, you don't, I don't know, it's hard to explain.Like, there's not a lot of impact to it and it kind of feels a little bit.Yeah, Wolverine is less dynamic.It feels a little, it doesn't feel as strong as it.And the other thing, too, is like, I was expecting, dude, we're, we got, we're, it's PlayStation 5.
57:05You know what I mean?We're, we're, we're several generations ahead of Wolverine, that first, uh, what is it,the X-Men origins.And we've had games like, uh, Metal Gear Rising Revengeance, right?where you're cutting and it's mega satisfying.There's kind of none of that here.Like it's not really that bloody either.It's also got a gears four problem, Derek.
57:30We're like, dude, there's so many robots.Oh, Stacy, there it is.And it's just like, you fight the what to call it?You're fighting the marauders, right?I don't know what you're fighting.I was like checked out.Because like...You're trying a lot of the marauders.
57:45It really is so...It really is so...The reverse.The re-mindless.And then there's the like traversal challenges that you do like these.And I,I'm not even exaggerating.They were all so easy to get like the highest rating because like what is there?
58:00You're just running and jumping kind of.There's like there's no.Like Wolverine's not a true like there's no traversal.And you know how in like X-Men origins Wolverine you could do the pounce regardless?Like you could just,in X-Men origins Wolverine you could pounce to enemies,but you could also just pounce.Yeah.
58:18You can't just pounce.Like, you have to pounce two in it.Oh, it has to be locked onto somebody.Yeah.And so, like, it's, there's also, like, really weird glaring omissions, too, in my opinion for, like, a hack and slash game, which is, you can, you can't, you can't, you can't, like, a light attack or a heavy attack on the ground.It should be, like, one thing and then another thing.But if you're in the air and you do either of those, it should be, like, a down, like, you know what I mean?Like a downslash or something.
58:44There's really none of that either.So it's kind of like, I don't know.No, man. It was just, I was, when I finish it, I was like, damn, is this like bad?It's not, I think, I think it tries to skirt the line between a hack and slash and an action adventure game, which I think is the problem I saw from the beginning.I was like, oh, you're not, you're not, you're not hack a slash enough.But the problem is that Wolverine doesn't make sense to hack and slash that way, if you're making a game like, if insomnia acts making it.Like, like, I just, it's just there's not a lot of, it's just that there's not a lot of satisfying feedback onto your slashes.Like, I feel like this game could be exactly the same.
59:20But if your, if your attacks were landing and people's limbs were coming off, you know?Yeah, like, program them without their arm.Yeah, like, I'm trying to combat you and you still stab them.And you can do that, but like, it never, like, your claws never feel strong enough.Like, it always feels like you're kind of barely doing damage to people, even, even though, like, your blood's flying out of them.And you just slash their legs off, but their legs are there still.and like you're really digging into these peopleand it's like these really should be dead by now
59:50I feel like it should almost be like Wolverine should almost belike Dynasty Warriors kind of thingyou know what I mean?Yes and no.We're not exactly that.What I'm saying is like there should be like a high enemy densityso that way like when you're cutting people up with your clawsyou feel like they're strong and like you're actively like dismembering people
01:00:09and like maybe like oh a dude's leg comes off and now he's got to crawl at youyou know?Stuff like that.Yeah, there's really none of that.Making it less realistic in a way like, oh, we're going to set it like,oh, we're going to have just like, there's 10 enemies.No, no, no, you can bring in 30.I know that in a realistic scenario, you wouldn't have that many agents.
01:00:29So, but like for the sake of the game, hell yeah.And what I was thinking of too when I'm just reviewing all the footage in my head that I've seen,there is a, there is something that almost feels Gumby like about it,that it doesn't feel satisfying when he's like impaling people.And I feel like that's the thing maybe that I'm like,because I was like trying to,how do I interpret this?Like it doesn't,
01:00:53everything that I would see that the kills weren't.And I think that's also a problem with just the cinematography.It's not like connecting in a way that I'm like,it,I'm like,you know,the thing that I'm looking for it.Because I always,
01:01:04I'm like,oh,that looks cool.But it never felt like the way that,I don't know,when I was first playing Origins Wolverine,there was something about that that felt more.satisfying and I don't know if that's also ruining it for me too where I feel like I'm going to
01:01:20enjoy this game regardless but it's it might be I was like damn is this going to be a one anddone for me just even thinking about it and uh it was definitely for me like I because again I thinkI think probably if you'd like X-Men you'll probably like I mean the story is probablygoing to be worth it for you you know what I mean like I think they're probably doing shit thatlike they're probably doing deep deep cut shit that I'm just not aware of and and I've never reallyI've never had a particularity towards the X-Men.I've never been like a team,a superhero team person anyway.
01:01:49So like,I already kind of anticipated that I would be soft on the game,but I thought like maybe like,oh, the gameplay would pull me through.And it just kind of didn't.If I'm being very honest,personally for me,I don't like Wolverine being the main focus of X-Men ever.
01:02:02I actually hate it.Because Wolverine is supposed to be like a,the X-Men is supposed to be the people that rein him in.So like when Wolverine is on the team,he's not going buck wild this.remembering people.But like there needs to be like solo missions when it's like, hey, Wolverine, Logan,go in there and do what you do.
01:02:23And he goes in there and he makes a mess.And that's how I'd like to see him.Like he like, this mission is Wolverine's mission.We drop Wolverine in and it's like, hey, there's hand people here and they're trying to doX, Y, and Z go clean it up.And Wolverine's like, all right, cool.And he goes in there and he's cutting people's limbs off.slash people in half, jumping across rooms, like stuff like that,
01:02:48where it's like the regular X-Men, you kind of use them on missions that are kind of likemore tactical.That's how I, that's how I would do.It would be an X-Man game, not a Wolverine game.But I understand that that's a lot more work, a lot more actors, a lot more energy that I think,then I think they're not really, we saw with Spider-Man, Miles Morales, they're not exactlythe best at transitioning stories between people.Not most Maras.
01:03:10Myz was fine with Spider-Man, too.I love that game.I think it's really good.but I think it's failing is the back and forth story nature of Spider-Man of Peter and Miles.So that's how I would have handled it.But it looks, it just looked kind of like, like an action game to me when I saw it.I was like this looks like this game came out before.I just want to, I wonder how well it's going to do because when I think about the greater audience,
01:03:37I think there's a lot of people that are craving this type of content.And it's one of the reasons why Wolverine even became so popular in the first place because of the idea of the marauder, the Wolverine, the guy that's just tearing people to shreds because you don't really get to see that in a superhero setting, you know, like the antihero.So antiheroes a lot of times just explode in popularity.You think about like Cratos, right?Like most people that enjoy Cretos don't have violent tendencies, but you just love seeing some guy just beat the piss out of people because it's crazy.It's crazy to see shit like that.And so it might, you know, like the way that we're experiencing itor the way that we're thinking about it and the average person that,
01:04:19especially that probably never played X-Men Orders Wolverine,because that shit was totally under the radar.Maybe it'll do way better than we're even kind of,I don't know, I don't know what you're thinking, like how well it's going to do.I think it's going to do good no matter of what.I think it'll do well.I think people like Wolverine.Yeah, for sure.
01:04:40People like Insomniac.I think it'll do well.I just think like, and you know what?Honestly, if they didn't, if this game came out like two years ago, right, where it wasoriginally supposed to, I don't think I would feel the way that I do.I think part of it is like, man, they spent a long time making this.And it doesn't necessarily feel that worthwhile.Like I would have much rather had by this.
01:05:04I would have much rather at this point, by this point in time, like had Spider-Man 3 already.You know, like, that to me would have been more worth the squeeze than whatever this is.If this was, if this was like an interstitial between like Spider-Man games and it didn't take as long, it would have been like, oh, okay, it makes sense.Yeah, it's cool, like a little Wolverine game.But, I don't know.Yeah.I'm hoping that I'm, I'm hoping the overwhelming feeling that I've had really just like makes it so much better for me.Like when I finally play it, I'm hoping that I'm like, oh, this is like.
01:05:38like pleasantly.Yeah,I'm pleasantly surprised.I'm really,that's what I'm banking on.I'm like,oh,because I'm already.
01:05:43My goal,my goal is to,is to throw your expectations so low that when you play it,you're kind of pleasantly surprised that you don't dislike it as much as I do.Yeah.I think,I think that works.Good stuff, man.
01:05:56That's good stuff.It is,it is good stuff.Oh,you know,it's another thing that's sad that like,and,and to be fair,
01:06:01this is like a,this is kind of a whatever thing,but I'm just sad that this is the way things are now.There's a lot of quick time events in the game.Like you, you know, hold L2 and R2 in a cutscene to fucking do your claws or whatever.I don't think about that.If you don't do it, it happens anyway.Yeah, that's what?
01:06:21Spider-Man was the first time I saw that.Okay.If you don't do it, it happens anyway.If you press the wrong button, it happens anyway.So what's the point?What is the punish for not doing it?There's nothing.Nothing at all?
01:06:37Nothing.Literally nothing.There were many times where like it said whole press R2 to like, I was on top of like some robot or whatever and I was clawing and it said whole press L2.It was like, what happens if I press X?And it and it does it.And I'm just like, well, what's I.The art of animating a full roster of failed quick time events, that almost would have made the game worth it for me.Like if I could watch Wolverine like not get his claws out and die.
01:07:08in like a cutsceneI loved that shitlike the Spider-Man 3 for the 360had a bunch of theseor likeyou would do likethere were quick time eventstied to like acrobatics
01:07:18and sometimes likeand sometimes Peter would jumpand you would missyou would miss the quick time eventand you would hit your headon a fucking rail and dieand it was just likeit is the funniest stuff
01:07:28and some of the most fun thingsthe most fun thing about quick time eventsis failing them to be honest with youlike that isI loved that shit back in the daythethey that is seeit's weird saying that because
01:07:42that is the only reasonin my mindthat they've existedthat is the only reason they've existedwhere it's like if you fail thislittle mini gameyou fucking have a consequenceof either dying or being
01:07:58seriously hurtyou get to fail or die or take damagein a really cinematic way that duringgameplay you couldn'tyou know you fail something crazycrushed by two cars real slowlyor something like, dude, theworst ones are, like,
01:08:14the kind of things, if you don't do them correctlyin that, that Tomb Raider remake,and like, yeah, she fucking hasso many brutal death animations.It's crazy.It was almost borderline.I was like, God damn, guys.It's really nice, though. It's nice.
01:08:31That was one of those gamesthat were like,that Tomb Raider game was crazybecause like the way she dies in some of those cutscenes,I'm like,if this,if this game finds its way into the hands of a young boy at the wrong time,they could develop something really scary.
01:08:53You know,because like some of them are like weirdly sexual the way she dies.And I'm like,hmm.It definitely,it can be interpreted,interpreted that way by a young mind for sure.Yeah. Some of them were, you know, I remember my favorite one is because Conan O'Brien was playing it when he would do a series.
01:09:14Oh, yeah, that's right. When he was doing a clueless gamer. Yes. That guy. Yeah. And there's, we're going down this river and you get impaled. Your throat gets impaled by some like sharp like sticks or something. I can't remember. Yeah. And I'm just like, damn, they put that in this cave. That is your, you're, they animated her like grabbing onto it too.And, and, like, moaning and shit.Like, it's just like, it is crazy.It is your protagonist.Like, that's only, that was only in Resident Evil, like in Resident Evil, like in Resident Evil, like,having some, like, crazy deaths.Yeah.There was some brutal.
01:09:50Well, there's, no, it's always been brutal ones.Well, in the, they weren't like.Not in the original.Yeah.They weren't animated in the way that, like.The games just wasn't.Yeah.The animation was bad.
01:10:00That's basically what I'm saying.Because the dogs will bite you and you'd be, like, fighting not to bite it.And I remember, I don't, I don't, I don't,know how I would mess up button matches when I was little.I just, because now I'm like, these are so easy.I can't believe there was a version of me that would getcaught up by these. Like, they don't even give me tension anymore.Like, I'm just going to press this button quite a few times.
01:10:19And that's it. The only button mash my that's been hard is the brolder with Chris.Like that shit is actually hard.It was not easy.Because it's a long sequence.It's annoying.It's not like, oh, press these two buttons for a little bit.You're like, oh, press these two buttons.Mashing, mash these two together.
01:10:34Press these thing.And it's like, all right, this should take.too long. I'm getting annoyed.The only annoying ones werethe OG god of war games.The OG god of war games.Because first of all, in three, they kind of fixed it where they tookout the most annoying ones. Because there was a lot
01:10:50of like swirling ones. You got a curve left and right with the analogsticks. And sometimes you didn't swirl right and you would fuck it up.And then the way that they fixed it on the third oneis that like, depending on the button, they would put it on that side of the screen.So now you didn't really have to like think aboutOkay, so if it's triangle, it's going to be on the top of the screen.If it's X is going to be on the bottom, you know, basically where the button layout is.The first two games didn't do that.
01:11:14So it was very easy to fail quick time events.And you would.And then you're like, oh, great.Now I need to stun this boss again and do it.It was not going to beat up this fucking ogre again.Yeah, I really.He gets all his health back to.You're like, no.
01:11:31No.Yeah.I miss quick time events failing.You know, like, I miss that.What's the point of putting them in?That's what I'm feeling.Like, the way that I feel about it is just like,if you're just going to give me a quick time events that I can't fail,
01:11:45just give me a cutscene.I would much rather sit and watch whatever cool animation you're,like, because immediately I'm thinking,oh, this is lame now because it's just on rails.But if you didn't give me a button prompt,I would just think, oh, this is a cool cutscene.You know, we're used to cutscenes.Like, it's not.
01:12:06crazy for us to sit and watch something cool for a little bit.Like, it's fine.You're allowed to do that.You don't have to do this thing where, like,you're trying to convince me that this is gameplay.Like, I don't care.You know?Yeah, it's weird.
01:12:21In fact, it's, like, hurting the pacing of it.Because, like, this great animation is being constantly, like,slowed down waiting for me to press a button that, like,I don't even have to hit accurately anyway in order for it to continue.So it's, I don't know.Weird.It's very weird.I don't know if it was the difficulty that I was playing out because I was playing on normal because I was like I'm not trying to extend.
01:12:42Oh, can you imagine that's the only way you have to put it on a harder setting for you to actually affect.That's crazy.That would be better.It would like I, but something tells me you can't fail.I'm going to try that out.I'm going to try that out and see if there is any difference of that.Because that feels that makes it.It would make sense to put that on easy.
01:13:03You put it on an easy mode, some casual mode.and then it's like you can't fail them.I get that.I totally understand that.Right. Yeah.Yeah.I mean,that would be a good accessibility thing for like young kids.
01:13:12100%.But yeah,I just remember that because the first,the first thing you do in the game is like you,uh,he's like,kind of charging up.He's bringing his arms up real slow.
01:13:27And then he's supposed to hit the thing.And then if you just let it go,it just,it doesn't.Oh!It's like,this is not off to a great start.but
01:13:37I don't know,Wolverine.Brass that button,I think he's a funny characterto me likebecause I think he'scringe but also coolat the same time.
01:13:44Yeah.He's like tinyand like angry and hairyI will saythe guy does a great job.I think whoever theydumb.I think the guy
01:13:53did a good joblike the guy that they got.You're actually,I don't know if he'sI don't know if he's a greatWolverine because I don't knowmuch about him.He's not the Wolverine
01:14:01that I imagine.Like I imagineWolverine being a lot more likelike this guy seemslike a functioning adult.to be honest.We'll ring very stoic.That's the best to describe his character.
01:14:10He's like hyperstoic.I don't have sex with you,Bub.You just like made me realizecircumcise you,Bub.Come here.He's just surgically,
01:14:22strategically circumcising like dudes.He's not even using his claws.He's using regular like fucking gear.He puts his claws away and gets a scalpel.So stupid.There you go.You're missing.part of yourself, Bob. I don't have a Wolverine
01:14:38action figure, which is crazy to me.I know I've lost the ones that I've hadover time, but I've never replaced.I've never replaced them. And you kind of justmade me realize that. Look at the link at this son, guys.Oh, great. It's probablyWolverine with his penis out or something.No, I have
01:14:54that too, if you want. No, it's actually worse.It's actually worse than that, Derek,because it's notrelevant to anything we weretalking. It's funny as fuck, though.Is that not hilarious? You know who that is?No, I don't know what that's Jewish bladeThat's what that is
01:15:11That's blade from freaking rivalsBut he's JewishOh I didn'tIsrael bladeIt's blades realBlades realI wouldn't have likeI haven't seen what blade looks like in rivals
01:15:24So I didn't get itIt's so jarringThat skin looks way too well madeIt looks way too well madeSomeone made that like took workOh wow they're putting out a fuckingDamn it of coursethey're putting out a metal slug collection
01:15:38oh nice don't theyhave like a bunch of them already i don't get iti guess it's like this is the ultimateone i guess it's uh onethey better have every single one like there's not like nine of them or somethingyeah it's one two x three four fiveslug advance six seven and thenlegendary metal slug location
01:15:58test version never officially releasedwhat the fuck is that interestingwell i'm not getting it anyway because it's the fuckingSaudi royal familyI know.It's really hard.I already own some metal slugs through these, those classic packs and stuff.I'm good.
01:16:13Thank God.Yeah.That makes me sad.I love those games in arcade.Thank you.Dude,I used to think the POWs were bums.Me too.
01:16:21I was like,what are these homeless guys doing in the middle of these battle?Everybody thought that.Right?I used to not save him sometimes.I was like,I just didn't know what was going on.I don't have any change.
01:16:32asshole.Get away from me.I remember.I remember.like, oh, they're invincible to bullets.Weird. And then I just keepgoing. Exactly.Thank you.
01:16:42Thank you.Dude, I associate that game.That game is so closely associatedwith like, there was a pizza place I used to go to on the way to my school.And there was a pizza place with, I think,it might have been Marvelous to Capcom there as well,but like I very specifically remember Metal Slug being in that pizza place.And so like the smell of pizza and like a dimly lit.
01:17:01And it was the, it was like one of two arcade machines there.It wasn't like an arcade.they just had them there.Right.And so like it's a very nostalgicfucking game.For me there was this placethey would,
01:17:11they would just have likeit was a chicken spotliterally of courseas the Bronx.But I'd go thereit'd be like you'd pay like$2.2.99 or $3.99to get like chicken fries
01:17:21and like a drink.And I remember my grandmotherwould send me there sometimesand go pick up freaking food.Those were the fucking days man.We got $9.$9 bean and cheese burritos.She would send me there
01:17:32and I would grab thatand I would take whatever.She's like whatever.She's like whatever last change.stuff over you can have you do whatever you want and I would always play that game there and I rememberbringing my friends there too and it was such a good experience and I look back at it like I look backat like living in the cities sometimes and I'm like dude my grandmother would send me like blocksaway to do shit when I was like a fucking pre toddler yeah you were yeah I used to ride the bus
01:17:54everywhere as a fucking under 10 years old yeah it's crazy it's like whole shit you know it's likedang it's definitely different now like it feels like the it's somethingSomething shifted to where obviously bad stuff was happening before, but like, we didn't know.The propaganda made us more afraid of our neighbors.That's the biggest problem.I get it to a certain extent because you just don't.People should have been more afraid of their neighbors than they were.Sure.
01:18:22But it's it was people got too afraid of.Yeah.Because like myself like the way of my, if I had a kid, 10 year old kid, you know, I don'tthink I'd let him ride the bus alone right now.I just don't feel comfortable with it.even though I did it.You know what I'm saying?Like I just so totally.
01:18:38I'm part of the,the propaganda works, man.It worked because.That is the truest problem with America as our community.We have no community this country.There's more people.Really bad.Yeah.
01:18:50No, you're right about that.It's really bad.We're not doing.Help that everybody.No,go ahead and sorry.Oh, no.No,
01:18:56I was just real quick.I was just saying that we're not really doing anything to,we're not doing like community watches to make sure that these freaks don't havean opportunity to like grab people. I think that's like the biggest issue. We're not working togetherto make sure it doesn't happen. Well, the big thing I think is actually really and this might be likemaybe overthinking it a little bit, but I do think a lot of that is like people are constantlybeing pushed out of where they lived because like rents are too high. Neighborhoods are constantlychanging. So like nobody really has a chance to establish a community in the first place. Good point.
01:19:29Because no one stays. Dude, like the amount of this is the longest I've ever lived anywhere.in this apartment.In my 20s, I was moving constantly.Yeah.Like I never stayed on the same block for more than like a year and a half for like most of my 20s basically.Because we had the Acacia place.We had the Hilda place.We had the Olive Place.
01:19:52We had the Angelino place.You know, that's like that's four in just like six years.A lot of places.What's crazy is that a lot of the places I lived, I actually found, I met with.like I met people in apartments and I would like chat with them.But the problem is that.You're afraid of you.That's that doesn't, well, I mean, some of them probably.
01:20:11I wouldn't surprise me.But a lot of times is that people just don't have the time to do that.Like I was speaking to my aunt back home, back home.My aunt knows everyone in development we lived in.Right.She knows them.They all.Because they've been there.
01:20:25Yeah, they've been there for a long time.I remember that.My parents, like, there was an old lady who lived like right next, like in the apartmentnext to my parents house.and she was over all the timeshe would come over and she would eatshe would bring like weirdshit that I didn't give a shit about
01:20:39you knowlike she's cool like Lilyshe was also like 80 when I was like sixso like I have nothing in common with youyeah Lily knows her front neighborher neighbor behind her directlyshe knew the old neighbor but thatthe obviously classic white white American
01:20:55took his older mom through her in the homesold the houseand then the people next doorthey sold the house where they moved somewhere else and it's just like yo dude you don't knowwe live beside so we don't understand what they think you haven't met them you haven't metany of them yet i know i know them now okay i know the other apartment the people next to us arearmenian people they are like russian armenians and the people to the left is like a singlemom with like two kids you ever peeked in her window or anything you know just checking on her
01:21:25checking on the kids just you know just making sure they're okay you ever wear you ever wear a reallyscary Halloween mask at night time and staring to their kids' window.But what happened is that people get older and crotch.Lily doesn't put Lily's mom doesn't put her kindie out for Halloween.Why not?Close the gate.She's grouchy.She's a grouching.
01:21:43So she's like,yeah, that's, I feel like if you have a house, I feel like it's differentyou have an apartment.Let me get the fuck out of here.Go get that.Go get the houses.Traditionally, that's just how I feel.I don't know.
01:21:54Like, I went to.If I had a house, I would do it.I was a council meeting.I went to two weeks ago.And the people don't even know each other there.And it's like, dude, everyone's sitting there.I'm sitting there and I'm trying to figure out the bearings of what the hell they're talking about because I'm effectively a child trying to be an adult.Kingston, did you trick-or-treating in apartment buildings?
01:22:12No, never apartment buildings.We actually did it.And it was like really normal.Never in the buildings now.We did it in the stores.I don't know what that that's about.We would hit the bodegas.We hit the bodegas.
01:22:22Oh, really?Yeah, we would go to the McDonald's and stuff like that.Oh, yeah.We would do the convenience stores would do the convenience stores for Halloween was awesome.bless up. They'd beall the stock they're trying to get rid of because they have too much shit in the store.Exactly.So they would just be giving the kid like full size freaking pay days and stuff.
01:22:38And I'd be like, yeah, let's go.That shit was that's cool.Nah, we had to go to the rich neighborhoods because we, stores didn't do that like that over here.That's interesting.But that's because of the fact that you guys are spread out more.Yeah.Hell yeah.Over here it strikes me over here it strikes me more like the way it was in upstate
01:22:57actually Kingston where like there were there were neighborhoods.that people would drive to.Yeah.For Halloween for trick-or-treating.That was like-I lived in one of those neighborhoodsso I never had to drive anywhere.That's the thing.
01:23:09That's for me.I never, like for me,Halloween,I would just hit,I would hit like our developmentand I'd come back with two like big,like pillow cases of candy.And my grandma was like,
01:23:20you know we're going to give that away.And I'm like, I know.Yeah, I remember,I remember there was like some,there was some road.I can't remember exactly where,but like there was some placeupstate where we grew up.
01:23:32That was like the Halloweenplace where like there was like all thedecorations were up and everybody just kind ofunderstood where to go and that'slike where people were designated. You could notdo that shit on my street. On my street you wouldyou get hit by a car and die because there'sno sidewalks and it's dark as fuck
01:23:48and there's no lights. You lived closerto like where it got wooded.Yeah. I would get more wooded towards where you liveso over by your house I feel like I'd be a badA bear would kill you. I've come to yourhouse in daytime and it's been dark. So I'm likeLike, all right, maybe it's not like, maybemaybe not here.
01:24:03But like where I live, people did it a lot over by,um, over by where the middle school was.Was the last time you all trick-or-treated?For candy for myself?Yeah.Maybe I was.What year you think?What year you think?
01:24:19Our final year of high school, we all like hung out on like trick-or-treated witheach other.Yeah.That was the last time we did it.Was anybody?We all know we were like going our separate ways after our life was going to be different.So that's when we all linked up and like hung out.we trigger cheated and we play smash bros
01:24:32I think I might have been 16you're not talking about the video game rightwhat you knowdon't worry about that that's yourthat's what I'm talking about that's mythat's what I'm talking about16 years old at the time banginga dude
01:24:48I think I was 16 years oldI never got I never got haranguedfor being too oldI looked like a child for a really long timeyeah they knew they knew theyus my development that's why i was also so small that like i think people just believed inherently thati was a child anyway nice but yeah i don't but that's back in the day man i and they don'tit's so funny how Halloween has completely shifted as a holiday because now it's just like you just
01:25:16you just find a a relatively good costume and then just go to a party and like drink until youyour head hurts yeah that's a that's typically what it is now for adults yeah for younger peopleHalloween, it's still, it's still very cool.Because I go, I go with my nephews every year.What do you go as when you go with your nephews?I'm an adult. I don't go as anything. I don't, I've never been to Halloween just a person.What the fuck do you mean? You used to go, uh, trick, treating as like, as a black guy.I would have like, like, I would take my, I would, when I lived in the Bronx, I would just go with, I would, like, just go as a person.
01:25:50I would just go as a kid. Because not people didn't really dress up in the city. Like, if you'redressed up in the city for Halloween, I'm, you're a target.It would be like, oh, you.What are they going to do?Oh, you looks, I don't know.Just be a jerk,bully to you.This pissing to New York City is awesome,
01:26:05specifically because it's like, it feels like,it feels like, it feels like,you,do you remember DC Universe Online?Yeah.Like all the, that's, like,or shit like that, like,all these fucking psychos
01:26:18dressed as the craziest shit ever,just roaming the streets of New York.It was awesome.But that was,you did that in your college phase.I'm talking about when I was,I did it.You're right.
01:26:25Yeah.I was a kid in the Bronx.Because I know in Manhattan,well, in the Bronx, they have a Halloween parade too, actually.They do have one there as well.But in Manhattan, it's like, they really shouldn't.They really shouldn't.They really should not.
01:26:37Because you,because literally a legit demon would be like,just walking around causing trouble.But like, so for us,it'd be like weird because it's very unsuppressed.There should be more parents out.It's insane how few parents are out during that period of time.But it's like, that's the time where some bad job.
01:26:53No, it's good.You got to give the prowlers a chance.too, dude. You can't make it too fair.Yeah. It's kind of like how you have to havelike, it's like game design. It's like balance,you know? Yeah. Can't make it tooeasy for kids to not get abductedbecause they don't learn anything. Oh,
01:27:10okay. You know, come on, man.You got to sharpen their skills.What do you think that's trying to fucking teachus the whole time, dude?Exactly, exactly. It's whyyou know, there's no better time to leave your kidsunattended out in the street than wheneverybody is, then when it's
01:27:26socially acceptable for adults to wear masks.in public.It was,those moments were really fun.I look back on those momentsvery fondly now.I'm like,those are good times.
01:27:34Because we were all just like dumb kids.I remember there was a few times.I remember there was a few times.We went trick-treating.One of my friends dropped his bag of candy.Spilled the all right over a great of us to where lost bunch of candy.So we all like got together.We shared candy with him.
01:27:47They went up to my friend's house.He played Budakai 2 for like,no,no,it was Budakai 1 for like an hour and a half.And my grandmother was like,where are you?I thought this was going to be like,
01:27:57but it was,But it was in my building.A kidnapping story.No.A prowler.Thank God I never got kidnapped.But they were going to go to Appalachia and get grabbed or something.I thought I wasn't sure what we were talking about.
01:28:07The grabber grabs me from Appalachia.Yeah.He reaches his hand and picks me up from the past.That guy's real, man.That guy's a real.We're going to find out in a few years of the Appalachian grabber, that guy is like he's actually grabbing people.Like, no joke.It's like the Burbank, uh, the Burbank sniff.
01:28:27Oh, they got him again, dude.They got him again.This fucking piece of shit keeps...This is like the third time, no?I think so.Because I thought he was a two-time offender.At this point, he's a love of the game.He definitely got arrested again for...
01:28:43So there's the Glendale slash Burbank butt sniffer for anybody that's, you know,we all know about this locally.But, yeah, there's a guy that just loves going to public spaces a lot of times bookstores for whatever fucking reason,tries the sniff females' butts.And what's so funny about it to me is,I'm like,what is he actually trying to,
01:29:08because,you know,if you,realistically,if you were trying to actually smell something,any type of scent,you would have to be like shoved in their butt cheeks.Like,
01:29:19you would actually have to like,being like even like,the game good for it.Well,he's like,what if I get a whiff?You know,like what,
01:29:25so like he's trying to find,someone who actively is justhas extremely poor hygieneto where you can smell their asslike a foot away from them.Smelliest ass possible.That is so fucking gross.Absolutely.
01:29:42That is.Derek, this guy sniffs ass. You think he's the mosthygienic, upstanding guy?No, not at all. I've just...Did you, did you like...No, that's not what I thought at all. I'm just like...I thought he'd do better.No, he sniffed ass. It's definitely not what I
01:29:57I was thinking of more like, I'm questioning, sir, what are you trying to accomplish?Because I feel like it's all in your head.It's in the way that, you know how we have like a sometimes we have these psychosomatic things that happened to us.Like in the way that him, is he just like imagining like when he's close to their butts?Like he's like, oh, this is, I can smell the corn and the, you know, like he's just like imagining shit.He's just, he's just nuts.He's obviously a crazy person, but this is one of the few times where, you know, like, I don't really care that much about the serial killer and why he's doing it.I'm like, well, he's insane and likes to kill.
01:30:36All right.Next.The butt sniffer, though.Why not you sit him down on Pierce's Mortgage show?I want to see him on, I want to see him on old Dr. Phil, you know?Why do you like to sniff butt so much?What do you think going around sniffing butts is doing you?favors. He was like, well, Dr. Phil, I guess I love the smell of colon.
01:31:03Yes, the asses are sexy. What do you mean?Now, don't we love, we love butts. Now, sir, what we're going to do is we're going to sendyou to a facility off the grid, beat you up every day, and hopefully by the end of it,you'll forget that this is even a proclivity that you have. I'm going to sniff your butt,Dr. Phil.He immediatelyHe just grabs it in a frame.His pants are off in two frames.
01:31:36Dr.Dr.Phil is like,and he's holding him over himwhiffing him.And Dr. Phil's kind of like sit forward.You could see himgetting gray.
01:31:48He's taking that color off of him.Taking his life was like,oh, Jesus.Oh.He looks, he's starting to look like, eventually grip to the right wing.He's starting to look like, he's starting to look like Hercules when he's like,in the fucking vast.Oh, yeah, when he's in the sticks.
01:32:05What he's in the river sticks?Dude.That is hysterical.He just this guy sniffing, sniffing the color out of Dr. Phil through his ass is great.It's so awesome.You see, you see that guy getting a little bit more powerful.You see him growing a little bit.He looks like.
01:32:24Bopovic.Toss his fucking, Dr. Phil, like he's just a used napkin.He snips the color out the room, bro.It starts lunging like Wolverine onto other asses.He's like, no, stop, stop.And then we would have to think, was he able to do this before?You know, I think his intention, Dr. Phil drawing enough attention to him,kind of set off a reaction, a magical reaction, that,
01:32:54gave him the powder and bowled himself.He's like a vampire.He's like he's, he got actively sniffing asses at that moment.He's been hungry for ass this whole time.I guess he's not a bit.He's like, was he an ass pyre?This guy's an ass fire.That's crazy.
01:33:15Yes, sir.That's good stuff right there.That is good stuff.I didn't realize how stupid it was until I said it.I like that.I like that.We can make a fucking romance novel based on this piece of shit andat some other rival.
01:33:33I don't know what's his rival,but we're going to make it.The wear pussy,I guess.Yeah, some,some kind of bullshit from a pussy.Ooh,isn't it a weird?
01:33:42A werewolf movies coming out.Oh,yeah,it looks good.It,I mean,I haven't seen enough.It looks sent like.
01:33:50It looks weird.I mean,I guess,I don't know.I wasn't paying attention to the to the trailers because there was way too many of them when I went to the movie.It was a werewolf movie?Like 40 minutes of trailers this time and I was like, this is fucking crazy.I thought it was with,
01:34:05what effectively the same cast as fucking Nosiratu literally.So that's what I was like,I think it's probably produced by the same people.I'm just assuming.I assume so.Yeah.I wasn't paying attention to it.I just saw.
01:34:16Oh, yeah.Robert Eggers.Okay.I'm going to do Franken nigga next.I would have done that first.Like a black Frankenstein?Yeah.exactly.
01:34:25And everybody assumes he's like,I like that he felt the need toto further specify what you meant.I thought he was referring to Frankenstein,not exactly Franken nigga.Frankenig.And he's just fine.He's like regular intelligence.
01:34:41Everybody's like,I can't believe you're so smart.And it's like.So it's like super racist.Wow.Have human parts.Wow, boy.You speak good.
01:34:52Are you sure he's made of only?Negroes? I can't believe it.And it's like, what do you guys talk about?See, Dr. Frankenstein stole a bunchof black dudes, chopped them up and justmade a fucking freakdude from different parts.It's like, he's just LeBron. Why?
01:35:09You just remadeLeBron. I like, I likehe steals LeBron'sbrain.La Frankie. He steals Wimby'sarms.Wimby.Ooh, making the perfect basketball
01:35:22player is awesome. I like that's whatFranken niggas.he's trying to make the perfect athletethe perfect like he wants tooh um lebron's fucking IQ of the gamewimby's stupid arms that can block anythingum i don't know what legs shack's legs because they'rereally big and strong
01:35:39who has the best vessel as a athleteless bodies out past on you gottayou can't pick you have toit can't just be one body that's boringthat's true it gets it gets heso much of it would be lebronso we lock it up we're onlydoing LeBron's brain.
01:35:55LeBron's brain is not having anything crazy.His IQ is actually off the charts.His IQ's off the charts.His basketball is off the chart, I just say, his basketball IQ is off the chart, I justsay.His physical body is much of the physical body.But imagine if he had a better body and that brain, it would be even crazy.Yes.
01:36:11Imagine if he had Wimby's arms, dude, you literally would block everything.Are we sure Wemagnama isn't a frank?Like, if you zoom into, if you zoom in to Wembenyana,Wemanyama's head.Are there, are there little things?It's just a little faint because they're getting better atdisappearing the surgical scars.I'm really,
01:36:31I'm really positive.Wembe was like a xenomorph,but he just didn't finish the transition.He just got a little bit of,like,like what happens if you keep making a xenomorph,grab a human and then grab another human.You ever see that people who are,
01:36:44the lutes down the line,it's a whimby?Have you seen those people on Instagram that are like,touched by the tism?But they're not,sorry,sorry, not tism, by the downs, by down syndrome, but not fully there.Literally Shane Gillis, literally.
01:36:58I wouldn't, well, this is not the perfect example of what I'm saying, but like, you can see it's in there.There's, there's better examples. Like, these people go viral on like TikTok and Instagram because you're like, oh, that's what, like, Wimby probably it was like, oh, he was about to turn into a xenomorph.And for whatever reason, they were able to stop it.I think he was, I think he's diluted. I think it's after generations of general.generation eventually.Oh, so the xenomorph genetics get weaker.His parents, his parents are xenomores.No, no, his, maybe his great grandparents.
01:37:31And then they had sex with humans.Is that what are you saying?And then like, and then they had a chest burst or that went on somebody else.And eventually the chest buries looked less and less like monsters at the point of the point ofjust two hands.It's just effectively two hands on someone's head.And then eventually a chestburster had sex with a giant African man.and then that guy made it a France and popped out Wimben,
01:37:55Victor Wimbun Yama.And then they were like,well,you obviously have to play basketball.Look at you.Wimby was born like doing this.Yeah,he did have,
01:38:06he did lose his like some people were born with tails and,you know,they'll surgically remove him.He did have one of those things sticking out of his mouth.It's still there.You got to be looked.Oh,if you look closely,
01:38:16he looked closely.He had the hood and he had to break thethe hood of his head. Chris, that's a good point.I've never seen Wimby eat. That's a goodfucking point. Because he shoots his tongueout of his food.He's like eating a hot dogin the middle of like the city.
01:38:36Now I'm going to have to study. We're going to have to be, hey,none of us, none of us casualfans have ever seen Wimby. We've never seen you eat. Wim, you've gotto eat right now. Someone's holding one of thefreaking rifles from freaking alien isolation.Whimby, please eat something right now.And Wemby is like really insistent that he doesn't do it.He like really doesn't want to do it.
01:38:59Yeah.Wimby, please.You don't want none of this.I promise you you don't want to see this.And the guy's charging up the gun?You do not want to see this.I don't want to have to do this to you.I don't want to have to do this.
01:39:12And then like, because once he shows you, now he's going to have to kill you.Right.So like he's really trying to save this guy's life.How does he kill somebody?He like bunches it up into a ball and throws them into space.Yeah.That's crazy.Yeah, he perfectly.
01:39:28He can,he grabs them and catapults them out of the planet.Yeah.Into the planet.Wherever he wants.It's like the scene in the Odyssey with the witch where he just like makes somebodyinto a ball.It's shaping them into a literal official spalding basketball.
01:39:45Salting ball by the end.Oh, my.God. Anyway, fucking... I haven't held us basketballon a bit, man. Sylviamakes a car louderany percent speed run, road in.He says, hello, my ugly,falling adult
01:40:01daughters. I don't know what any of thismeans. I know that you two are fromNew York City and Derek is from Cali,but have you all ever been somewhere with essentially nolight pollution and seen the stars? That shit will haveyou coming to grips with it all.Yeah, of course. Yeah.Not as often as I would like to. I think that's such a cool
01:40:17like sight. And I don't seeas often as I would like to you, butwhen Jail and I were driving toCalifornia, when we drove here duringthe move, we passed by like long stretchesof completely zero light pollution, which is crazybecause that shit's just really hardto get away from. Because like even that
01:40:37the life pollution from New York City reaches evendown to likepretty far down, you know? So likelight pollution is serious. To not see any of it is really wild.But it's, I don't know. It's not like, it's notlike scary to me. Jalen was terrifiedof it. It's scary. It's definitelycreepy. It's scary in certain settings.
01:40:55See, I love space. I likespace and sci-fi shit. So like seeing it in personwas like, whoa, cool. You know,I was just like enamored with it. Because I thinkmy monkey brain activates. Like when I was in,when I was in Wales, I saw that shit.You were in a whale? It was in Wales.Damn, you saw like the
01:41:10constellations in a whale. That's crazy, man.Monster. I was in Monster. I was in Monster. Would you mindif I pop out your blow for a second, look at the stars?And you was like, oh, okay. You gotSure, buddy.Sure.I'm not going to let you leave, though.You're mine.
01:41:23Yeah.Oh, Monks, girl.Let's go look at stuff.And I'm just looking.But when I was going to,that one period of time I was in the UK,and I was like,because things aren't near things.
01:41:35When people have homes over there,their home is like not next to anyone else's home.So, like, I went to visit family.We were outside and we were looking at the stars.And I was like, yo, this is really scary.Because you start seeing like,your brain is like, yo,I'm really, really small on the greater scale of just everything else.
01:41:55And it freaks you out.I mean, I think about that.But it's also beautiful.Like when you're when you're really high up and you can just, you know, when you see the horizon, like the horizon's really far.You start seeing a teeny bit of a curviness.And then you're kind of like, this is just one planet.And you're like, you know, like you're just like, this is so unpop impossibly big.And this is just one fucking tiny ass planet.
01:42:18And I'm like, the universe is, it's so stupid to even think about.Or it's like, this is so dumb that I'm even trying to conceptualize how large universes.But, um, you realize you're an ape.Yeah.I've only been scared when there's like zero lights at all.Like say we're being outside in a, the Buckeye, Arizona, my mom used to live there.And they just built new houses and there was no streetlights at all.So it was no pollution.
01:42:42Nobody lived there.They just start building new houses.Fucking there's three people in the DMV.That's how small that.in places or like how empty it is.So I can see everything and I was like, oh, that's crazy.But I also felt comfort that like I could just turn on like the porch light real quick.And, you know, I'm safe.
01:43:00But I was at like an Indian barrel ground or at least that's what they told me it waswhen I was in Arizona.And we were just surrounded by hills and darkness.And I'm like, dude, we can so be murdered and no one would ever find us.This is scary.And seeing all the stars and everything like that and just the pitch.It was beautiful, but also.So I was like, I don't, how did Cowboys deal with this shit back in the day?
01:43:23It freaked me up. Nighttime meant death. That's what it meant.Dude, I meant nighttime death could show up.I remember, like I said, I remember our route exactly.And it was in like it was we passed through, you know, that little, that little part of, that little part of Oklahoma.Yeah, like that little square line.I heard a bunch of racer people are there.I mean, we didn't stop, certainly.we were not stopping there at all.
01:43:48If you got out that car, somethingI don't know if that's true.They looked similar to humans.They've said that about Texas too, the Amarillo part,which is that little square part that goes in Oklahoma.So I don't know if they're just,people are just saying shit like that.But go ahead.
01:44:00Yeah.But no,but that's where I remember being like the most like, you know,this is a,like that's where I feel,somewhere along there.It might have been even going into New Mexico and Arizona and stuff like that.But like I remember like on that specific stretch of road.
01:44:14Mm.We pulled over and it was so fucking, so dark.It was insane.Jayden was mad because you can hear like the fucking, all the slaughtered fucking Oklahomaan Indian people.Fucking haunting the area.Ooh, get away.Get away.Stay away.
01:44:35You want to gamble?I was about to say, I need to clear this for a casino.I'm literally a ghost.I've literally.I'm literally.really it goes. I was like,I would have believed you if you didn't say literallybecause who the fuck else
01:44:51is speaking.It isn't reallywhatever. It's an immediately disqualifyingkind of statementto make.I will believe me.I'm quite literally a ghost.Get the fuck out of here.
01:45:07A boo and shit.I'll kill you, I swear.I swear.I swear it.All right, let's see.Let's see.Oh, here's an interesting one.Kingston's number one dad wrote in.
01:45:21He says, did you boys know that the anti-woke movie review reviewer, critical drinker, made a movie?It was basically one of those poorly written super generic action movies he'd find in a Walmart bargain bin.He made a response video on one of his other channels to all the hate that his movie got.And one of the first things he did was throw the main actress under the bus for not understanding his garbage script.Also, the movie contains more than half of the things he complains about in his reviews.Yes.I mean,yes.
01:45:47Shout out to Birdman again.I know,I know,I know only,only know about that moviebecause of him.I didn't,I've never heard of,
01:45:54like I know Birdman exists.I still have yet to dive into that guy.Yeah.But I didn't know about this movie at all.Yeah,I don't,I wouldn't,to be fair,
01:46:04I wouldn't know a fucking thingabout the critical drinkerif it wasn't for Birdman.He's,he's my pipeline intothat fucking retard.Like,that guy sucks.
01:46:14man and it's crazy how fucking popular i mean it's not crazy we i understand but it's yeah it's justlike i understand it way more than i understand like as men goal because that one actuallygenuinely perplexes me that his popularity is it makes it literally makes no sense to me and i meanthat like i'm using it literally i don't get it i just like everything about him is so unlikableeven as a grifter doesn't make any fucking sensepeople, it's because Derek people likehating people. They're not evenhating him. They're not even hating him. They know
01:46:50a lot of people that watch him don't likehim. The vast majority of people like, they'refans, they're giving him money. No, that's not likethat's like DSP or something. No,like I think, I think he'sa lot of fans. And I think, I think he'scultivated a space where there isquite a few people that do like him
01:47:06because he speaks out about like, likewhat is now the counterculture, whichis being likea fucking grifting piece of shit.But a lot of the viewership he gets, like the viewership he gets,not so much the donations and the sponsorships from people,but the viewership he gets from people that genuinely like,oh, this guy sucks and I'm at least better than this piece of shit.
01:47:27I don't think so.I'm, I'm sure.Maybe that makes you feel better to say that.But see, like,it doesn't make me feel better.We've seen like him being gone to make me feel better.So when you look at the people that, people that like say, like you said,like DSP, like Chris Chan or whomever, pick, pick your locale.
01:47:43they're not getting a lot of views.They get more views of people talking about themand making fun of them.Those channels, those communities are thriving.Asmond Gold is one of the most successful Twitch streamerswho is being supported by a communitythat's actively giving him money.Like, this is different.
01:48:02You see his chats,whenever he take a screenshot and see his chatsof these fucking dumb assholesthat are parroting the dumbest talking points.The fact that he's saying things like,you should shoot immigrant children so like none of them will come over here.He's saying like shoot them and the children too.And I think he still has this large fan base.
01:48:24I think he's definitely getting fans routed from the right wing pipeline.I think that post sphere has actively funded him to help him get to the size he is now.Absolutely.And I think being a just being like anything involving those people, they show a part of anyone else does.They just do.sadly they alwaysfucking they're there you know theystormed a capital yeah there's just
01:48:48enough people that is true yeah there'senough people there's a very lemming kind ofquality to you know they existand I think I because II for because it's like people like do you knowyou know DDG is right? Nomenacing preacher wrote inthat's crazy I wasn't talking to you either
01:49:03but Derekyou know DDG is rightDick Dick GodDick Dick God the guy the fuckingthe black dude that's crazyHe, like, I've seen his chats.Niggas are roasting him the whole time and he's still a huge streamer and he's getting a bunch of money.And it's like you, you don't like him, but you're watching him.
01:49:23You sub to him.How would you compare how large he is to Asman Gold?Oh, he's Asim goes definitely bigger.That's my point.That's my.The fact how extremely large and successful, because you'll find no shortage of like a DDG type of situation.But like the actual, to the point where people take him seriously.where even it's like, oh, here's
01:49:43Asman Gold's opinion. And it's a normaltake when he's talking about gaming sometimes.And somebody will use it because he'sso fucking popular.And like even like a Philip DeFranco willdefer to him. Even though like Asman Gold, I feellike you shouldn't even, I don'teven, don't even. I think
01:49:59a lot of people. Go ahead.Are uglyand dirtyand lookdestitute andaren't smart.and I think they see themselves in Asmigal.I agree with that part.
01:50:15I think literally that's true.I think literally it's like,look at this ugly fucking dude with stringy hair who's sweating and covered in roaches.He's just like me.I do agree with that part.I guess the part where I diverge a little bit is,and maybe it's me realizing how many psychopaths are in this world.And maybe it does make sense when you have billions of people in the world.
01:50:37There are tens of millions of psychopaths, I guess.because like just the amount of stuff that he sayslike genuinely psychotic shitit's like I'm not there's no hyperbole in what I'm sayingthat when you're saying kill immigrant childrenand then he also and then he hold on a second dudeand then he and then he says things like ohhow dare you make fun of Hassan do
01:50:58karaoke about the we are Charlie Kirkand people not seen that his audiencenot seen that as an issuethat you can talk about killing immigrant childrenbut it's a bigger problemthat Hassan is doing karaoke of we are Charlie Kirk and I'm like damn this is fucking crazylike I am perplexed by this well what's funny about it is that like it's dude it's I mean I don'tknow man it's a cognitive thing it's a cognitive thing like I'm always perplexed by it it's like the
01:51:25mom dany in the in the 9-11 thing you know we live in a world hold on wait I was talkingwe we like the the mom-dani 9-11 thing you have a bunch of white peoplewho are sayingoh, this dude is Muslimso therefore he issomehow culpablein 9-11these are the same people who would
01:51:54in like 2014if some I don't knowSJW account was likewe need to profile white menbecause they commit the vast majorityof school shootingsthey would be like well why are you puttingwhy are you judging it in time like what do you mean like that doesn't make sense they know it doesn't
01:52:13make sense they don't care because they're busted yeah they're just busted they're like hopelessit's very silly but a lot of people are just there were there were a lot of people that followedhitler before it got into the nazi party becoming a huge thing and like taking over invadingcountries they followed him you know we live in a world where there was crusades you know likewe live in a like all of these things have proven to me that people can just like shittywe live in a world where people watch ellen degenerous on purpose exactly for years theywatched and they and they and they concluded every episode of ellen degenerous with feeling satiatedand like satisfied with what they had just watched that to me is crazy so so anything's possible
01:53:05Anything is possible.That's what Chris.Ultimately, that's goodhis message.Anything is possible.Well, you have to understandthat as,you know,
01:53:15elder generous as a lesbian,medicine creature wrote in.Medicine.It's so wildlyunfunny.It's getting funnerbecause it's so unfunny.I'm starting to laugh at it.
01:53:30That's the bit.Medicine creature wrote in.He says, good,good morning, you all.Medicine creature wrote, and he says, good morning, y'all.So a plane exploded in the airport I work at.Oh.The passengers are pretty pissed since all the, since all of the planes.
01:53:47What?All of the planes that's supposed to take them is currently diverted, Jesus Christ.All of the planes that are supposed to take them are currently diverted.And their flight is delayed because the airport is closed.My question is, what absurd situation happened in your work environment that made everything worse?I can't think of anyI meanI've only worked at Sears really
01:54:09I did some other odd jobs or whatever that I didn'tI don't really consider myself having donebutI don't know dudeOh I've told you guys about the shit bandit rightThat's what I was about to bring up tooThe people in the bathrooms at Sears who would likeshit a Picasso on the wall and then like somehow like you'd have to clean it up
01:54:28I did not clean that shit up I was not getting paid to do that oh no wayYeah you never have to clean that shit upThey try they tryThere's, um, whenever there's bottom the instrument, you can, uh, you can divert them to havingthe, I'm like, I'm like, I'm a fucking call the, um, pussy has, yeah, the hazard.I'm gonna fucking call OSHA because I was in a fucking union.Yeah.I was in union paying 30 bucks a fucking paycheck to be in the union.
01:54:48I was like, God damn, you guys better do something for me.Fuck.But I would rather have that than not have it, though, just saying.I've seen like meth heads.I've seen meth heads fucking passed out in the bathroom before.This guy was drunk trying to throw out cause a fight.There was one time where this dude when I worked at Duncan.I lived in, uh, back in New York.
01:55:03Some drunk guy came in.he was acting a fool and he fucking like slippedhit the back his head really hardon the floor and I had to call the copsand I was like again I was like19 by myself at Duncanand I was like oh shitand I was like I had to like put a sign
01:55:19like hey we're close for the moment because the copshad to come in and get the guy I didn't seeblood but he was like very outvery unconsciouswhat elsesomeone broke into our store and robbed itone time when I worked at a StarbucksOh yeah, I had a
01:55:36crazy robbery at a new egg.They didn't rob.They didn't rob us while we were there, but they broke in atThey broke in that like that.Yeah.Yeah.So like you just saw like the aftermath that shit was like missing and everything.Yeah.
01:55:49He fucking he took one of the safes.Well,the problem is that the safes when,when the safes are like after night you count the money,you put it inside of the bigger safe.So if you take a till,you're only getting like $200.$300.
01:56:04But if you take a,a safe. That's where all the money actually is.A&Tick is took one of the toes. I'm like,brother, that's a felonycharge for like less than $500,dude. Come on.Come on. Gang. Yeah, peopleare smart. When the
01:56:18people broke in at New Egg, theycut it in. So they probablyuse plasma cutters or something crazy.Yeah, which is like, all right.I mean, there's a shitload of electronics in my department.But the funny thing iswe deal withRMAs. So they're all
01:56:34return to manufacturer authorizations.So all of it, a lot of it is bullshit, but a lot of it was actually defective.So a lot of the things that they took busted fucking computer parts, I thought that washilarious because they didn't know, right?They didn't know what sectioned.They just see a bunch of like fucking computer shit, a bunch of motherboard and stuff.And I'm like, that's hilarious.Probably half of the things they have there aren't even going to work.
01:57:00And I guess if they're trying to flip them, at least it doesn't matter to them, I guess.And it was bullshit, though, because it was during winter.And it just, you know, there was, there was already not insulation in our, in our section.Because it was like half of it was a building for customer service.They got paid more.I mean, the chick I was dating at the time.I got her a job.So she started making money more money than me immediately.
01:57:25And then we go to our section, either it's hot or cold, no in between.And then there was that giant hole that was cut in.And it was fucking freezing.So it was like winter, you know, 58 degrees.And then it's just like, oh, yeah, whatever, get to work.And I'm fucking freezing on my computer.Because I was like, this is, you know, one is the Chinese company.They don't care about us.
01:57:53Those worker rights don't mean much.They're like, what the fuck you're talking about?You're lucky I don't put you in the foundation of this building, you fucking idiot.Get to the work.Oh, gee, China was fucking on one, man.Like, the way that they, like, worker rights is that those two, literally there's no such thing as those two things together side by side in any Chinese color of faith whatsoever.Those words can't go together.It's impossible.
01:58:19Simply can.They repel each other.As soon as you see them together, it's like the words disappear.So as, that's pretty good condition.They've made leaps and bounds in their workers.It's still not great.Oh, they're putting us to shame in like every.aspect of everything right now because like obviously you know with our system is not to improve
01:58:38worker relationships at any point it's the complete opposite that fighting to dismantle unions that'sbeen the since uh what the the 80s since ford since fort's time they've been trying to get it like justfighting made the first unit they were like you know this is trash does you convincing people isaw something mom donnie right is trying to make things better for workers right for the private sectorAnd I saw some of the propaganda being like, why are they trying to force the city to pay?And why are they trying to force you?The way that's like the propaganda is about labor unions.So it's like, they're trying to make you pay for it.
01:59:18And I'm like, fuck you, dude.Like I can't believe that this is working on some people.They're like, wait, you know, we got to do.We got to tell people we're going to take that they're getting their money taken.It's a while that's how we do it.There are regular people in this.in the states that are like regular people that have no stake in companies that are like anti-union.I'm like, you fuck you, dude, you should not be alive.
01:59:44I wholeheartedly mean that you're a waste of oxygen.You're making things worse for people by existing.You shouldn't be able to vote.Maybe not a lot, but you shouldn't be allowed.At the very least, you should be disqualified.As harsh and as mean as that sounds, if you, if you are, if you get to the point where you consistentlywork against the bettermentof your life on other people's.
02:00:07You got to say something.You'd be like, look, man, maybemaybe you shouldn'tbe able to sign a down.You get beaten with a sackful of doorknobs and then we take yourvoter rights away. Perfect.I got a certain point, you know.I'm good with that.
02:00:23All right. Well, last question. Then we'll get on tothe, we'll read the names of our $25to patrons and makeour way out of here.Bloodsar wrote and he says, hello three, Stu,just quick question.This is such an insane question.Is it incest if one of the siblings got enough radiation to alter their genetic makeup?
02:00:42That's so ridiculous.What are you doing to your sibling?Yeah, bro.Like, dude.What have you been doing?What are you doing to right now?What have you been feeding your sibling to try to change their genetic markers so you can have sex with them?The idea, like conceptually speaking,
02:01:03The idea of being so attracted to your sibling that you have to, you just have to make them not related to you so you don't feel guilty about fucking them is so crazy.It's so disgusting, man.It's like, dude, genuinely, genuinely, genuinely, genuinely eat a shotgun.Eat a shotgun and do jumping jacks.Like there's, you're just, there's something so raw.It's like brother crazyJust because it's like the wholeI've always been disturbing
02:01:36I'm sure you all feel the same wayBy how prominentThe step sister step stepSibling porn isLike that whole that cost thatNot cosplay but the you know what I'm sayingIt's the word I'm looking for when youWhen you
02:01:52The fantasyYeah whatever fantasyHow prevalent that isLike front page shit on likePorn Hub or whateverSome of the mostOh, what is it?The girl stuck in the dryer or whatever.
02:02:05Oh, step brother, help me.Kind of thing.It's really, really gross.For me, it's like the only time, like, I understand.My brain can conceptualize how it can be odd when you guys don't grow up with each other.Because if you guys don't grow up with each other, like, if you guys, if you put, drop two 17 year olds in a house with each other randomly and their parents get married, it's like you're.You're asking for trouble.You didn't even grow up with most.
02:02:34You're asking for there's...The outliers are understandablein situations like that.If you grow up with your step-sibling, that's your sibling,dude. That's crazy. That's insane.That's literally, you're nuts.That's all it is.That's all it is.
02:02:48Yeah, that's what's crazy about those videos too.Is that like, because like they establishI feel like, I remember I,because there was one where it was like a porn star that I likedand they were just in this thing.I would always skip to the, you know,the part where you're like because like you're not I know you're not really we talked about this before like years ago where it's just like it kind of bothers me because it's like I know you're not related to this person right but I'm watching this video because you're Riley Reed but now this like this incest thing is it you know what I mean but I remember watching one of them and it was just like the what made it weird to be was like in the story they established it like that they that they'd known each other since they werewere like children.
02:03:31To make it way worse.To make it way.When it's like you really could just leave it with the assumption where they're like,you know,17 or whatever and they just moved in together or whatever.And it's like it's still, you know,it's not great.Yeah.
02:03:44But it's way less crazy.Yeah, like it wouldn't be.And fucking like, remember when we used to get ice cream cones?We were three.And it's like, what?And then why?Anyway, I'm going to skip this part where I care.It's like, it wouldn't be a big deal of a, in that movie stepbrothers.
02:03:59where like John C. Rileyand Will Farrow started butt-fuckingeach other, right?I mean, it would have beenthere's nothing wrong with that at all.There's a lot wrong with that.That's not Christian.That's crazy.
02:04:14Neither are you.Your name is Christopher, not Christian.I think that movie would have been much betterif, uh,that is,you are,that's right,you are Christopher,
02:04:24not Christian.I forgot about that.Yeah, me too.But I think that movie would have been a lot better.You were moving with that point and I said that and you were like, wait.Oh, wait. That's right.Oh, wait. That's right.Oh, no.
02:04:35What I swear I thought it was crazy.Let me, let me drink radiation.Oh, yeah.We should try it.No, you first.I imagine I've drinking enough.You first.You first.
02:04:49Pre workouts that I've had.There's got to be some like radiated fucking heavy metals and some of this stuff.That's crazy.I imagine.Oh, for sure.For sure.Do people drink pre workouts and just beat their dick?real lot of energy.
02:05:00Did you say it beat their dicks?Yeah.You got you all be all amped up, you know?Listen, I never thought.I've literally never thought about that.But yes, I imagine that's the thing, actually.You should start doing that, Derek.You should drink a pre-workout, get real joint and then just jack yourself off the
02:05:15fucking completion.That is so funny because I've never even remotely considered that because my, my headspace is pre-workout time is,okay, expend the energy in the gym.if you want to do anything sexual that is going to ruin your gym session.So like those are so far away from each other that like, but like now since I just bought a new tub, you know, next time I'm feeling a little something, something, I'm like, hey, Jojo, go away.I'm going to fucking, I'm going to go take some people or be my dick.Don't sleep with your wife.Just get the fuck out of here, man.
02:05:49You get, you go raw.You're one of the raw boys.Oh, yeah.I want to watch my Twitter porn.Yeah, Twitter way.I got to get a whole.I'm gonna startbecause there's like classic stuff
02:06:01you know so we've said this beforewe lost it in the in the great purge of likeporn hub and whatnotsome of that stuff has to exist on TwitterI imaginechronicleed everything I've lovedI've chronicles well I actually believewell now there's modern
02:06:16there's modern Twitter classicswe what I mean what do you mean?It's like there's like it's likethey're contemporary classics now on Twitteroh I see you knowit's like the old stuffstuff is kind of gone, I think.Okay.
02:06:30Because I was going to say, like, maybe some stuff is...But every now and again, you'll see, like, oh, there's that ass again.There's, yeah, there's this one that I've seen that, I don't know, it's just some...How do I describe it?Some chicks.It's hard to describe, but she's...It's just every angle of...It was like this iconic one that, like, I saw floating around on Twitter.
02:06:53All I can say is that I saw the comment section was like, I remember this.It was kind of...It was hilarious.I was like,it is funny watching people be,it is funny watching people like commiserate over their nostalgia for porn.That's how,that's how bad everything's got.
02:07:10It's funny because there's this very classic one of like a Hispanic maid.And it says,if you know who this,if you know who this video is,you're a fucking piece of shit.And I'm like,you're a piece of shit.Like,
02:07:23damn, bro.I know,I know every moment.Wait,There's something bad happen in it?No, it's just a big booty Hispanic made.Okay. I mean, and I'm just like,I know this. Well, that guy's just projecting.
02:07:34He's probably thinking of the nasty shit.You're a piece of shit because you probably hit your wifeand you watch this boy. Yeah, yeah.Those things are separate. You don't sleep with your wife.You do it like everything that he did. He's projecting on everybody else.You're doing what I did.You're like me.Before we get into the thing,
02:07:51yeah, we're going to go into the names or $25 on a pageant.We can go to Patreon to Sustra and get your name or teamthat show like these lovely people.Yeah.You see that the guy,there's a guy,Jacob Coxon,which is such a fake name.
02:08:04Yeah.But Coxon,what my ass?Yeah,Coxon,my ass.So he worked at Anthropic,so the AI.
02:08:12Oh,is he the whistleblower?I don't know if he's the whistleblower.I didn't look too deeply into this,but like it seems like this is real.Like,it's got like 112 million views on Twitter,which is crazy.
02:08:23It's got like 600,622,000 likes.Wow.But it's, so he said, I resigned from Anthropic today.I spent the last three years doing pertaining research at both Open AI and Anthropic.Neither company is acting responsibly.They are racing straight to self-improving superintelligence and gambling with our lives.Yeah.
02:08:46And this thread is crazy.I read it all.Yeah.One of them.Please send me a link for that.I want to read that shit.Sure.Yeah.
02:08:54Hold on.Listen, man.But he said basically...Go ahead, Chris.I want to make sure that I'm readingthe right thinghere.Yeah, do not underestimate the power of this technology.
02:09:11These will soon be superhumansystems that can hack anything, revolutionize any fieldovernight, and acquire real power and resources.The people building AI earnestly believe,the people building AI earnestly believethat it could kill usby the end of the decade.This is not a marketing stunt.
02:09:28If anything,many executives and senior researcherswill couch their phrasing in the pressthat sounds sensible.But I hear the same people expressfear privately.No human activity posesthis level of danger.
02:09:40So that's cool.So I think we were talkingat,it might have been at Nikki's houseor whatever because we're havinglike a little like kind ofa little discussion about this.And the thing
02:09:55that like I didn't understand becauseI felt like I was getting a little bit of pushbackbecause it was like almost like oh thediscount it was like thedystopian trope was being a little bitlike downplayed in a way thatI'm like guysthere's a reason
02:10:10it's not that people in sci-fiare lazythere's a reason why it always comes to thisconclusion because there really isno other conclusion tocome to with the way thathumans are and the way thata super intelligence, a supercomputer, would react.
02:10:29Especially when you program it to improve our lives, the next thing that it's going to do isgoing to be like, why?Should, like, it doesn't, you don't make sense.You suck.Inevitable, inevitably.People only have value to other people.Yes, exactly.There's no objective.
02:10:55purpose to being here.Yeah, there's no, so my only pushback for it is that, what you call it, like, superintelligence that's programmed to be malicious will be malicious.No.Yeah.It doesn't need to be programmed to be malicious because like malice is a human concept.Yes.Well, yeah.
02:11:14No, yeah.So like how would I explain like that?If you're making a, if you're making an AI that's supposed to be, um,supposed to be observing, um, observing like weather traits, right?it'll notice that weather is affected by people, right?And it'll be like, okay, how do you fix this?It's thing it's not going to go to kill the humans that are altering it.It'll go to alter how this is done, less greenhouse gases and stuff like that.
02:11:42How do you achieve that?How do you achieve less greenhouse gases?It'll be like, okay, inform people, okay, in people, you can do X, Y, and Z to stop this.And then what happens is that people choose not to, right?And it's like, well, the thing can't be done because the humans, because one of the thoughts, the law, but listen, I'm listening.Robotics usually are usually sort of the reference for when they develop its intelligent machinery, right?Like, it'll give options that are like, oh, because there's one, there's one famous robotic thing of like, it was supposed to be given like, means of how to help people survive certain interactions.And one of them was like, well, if you want to have the highest level of survivability, you kill that person.
02:12:23It tells like,you, this,high-locutability is kill this person.It's not out of malintent.It's not like, oh,I want to kill you.The intent is,it just tells you. It's like,
02:12:33yo,I'm trying to follow his conclusion.I want,I want to keep,you to keep going.Yeah.Okay.So it's the idea of that,
02:12:38like,I don't,I don't assume advanced intelligencewill be malicious always.But it will.Why does it need to be malicious?How to,or it won't be always inherently
02:12:47moving to the point of,because I,because I guess,there's no malice in,like,It's a completely human trait.It's literally just aboutWhat is the most efficient?
02:12:59Efficiency.Like it is efficient to not have people.You know what I mean?Like it is like objectively.Like it's just like it makes there's no like you look at well even just like you look at like China right like in how they like it's like people working for like sense to like literally pennies to build software that's being sold in a markup.That's efficient.Yeah.It's efficient to do that.
02:13:22it's not good, you know, for people.Or it's good for some people, I guess.But it's not like a nice thing.You know, efficiency is often interpreted as malice because that's like the outcome of like what the human interpretation of efficiency can be.I don't like that's a human thing.I don't ascribe brutality to the nature of how things usually will act in their own in their own goings on.Like I think I could see AI, especially the way people are designing AI, the way that they're going about it, where they're not taking any of because their biggest problem is that they're not doing anything to create fail safes.That is the biggest problem with like the teals and shit.
02:14:05Right.It's not even that.I want to say something real quick.Yeah, you go.I mean, I meant that.I wasn't sure.I was like, I was like, wait.I'm not.
02:14:17I did genuinely interrupt you.Okay.This is the issue of, so they're already having issues with this,where they're not telling or programming AI to do anything that would be perceived malicious to us,like cheating, skirting things that they're already in place and they're already overriding this stuff.Because they're like, it's more efficient to hack into other things and steal other stuffand do things that it never even dreamed or conceptualized it to do.It's figuring it out on its own.
02:14:46this has been told so many times throughout history.And the thing is, I don't know why people are acting like this isn't a logical conclusion for a reason.Really smart people are like there's no other conclusion it could come to.I think that based on the way things are now, my brain is a little more like, oh yeah, obviously it's going to lead to.Because what happens from my biggest thing is I know AI is going to lead to war.That is ultimately where it ends up.It's going to lead to war because it's going to lead to war because it's going togoing to be used to manipulate idiots that are old, dumb people in power to initiate aggression
02:15:21towards each other. That is like the end result. And I think then it's going to be like,maybe we should run it back. But if they make super intelligent AI, once the cats out the bag,the cat's out the back. Well, yeah, the issue that the thread kind of goes, the issue thatthe thread goes into a little bit is that like everybody's rushing to get to a super intelligentAI before they've put in the foundational, before they've done the proper groundwork. And everybody'srushing to the end because they assumeother, they assumethat everybody is racing for this thing
02:15:50and they have to be the first people to do itand other peopleif they get to it first are not going to be actingresponsibly. So like there's no point in actingresponsibly. We just have torush towards the end becausewe need to get it before X countrydoes or Y country does. I mean it's the
02:16:05nuclear weapon literally. Yeah, it's a nuclearweapon. Except the nuclear weapon can'tdecide things. Yeah.Well, no, no, no, sorry. The process, theprocess in which they're acting is the same as a nuclear.No, you're right.It's doing the exact things happening just in a way that say it was still controlledby the world's most brilliant minds versus the computer is going to, it's already
02:16:29smarter than the smartest human.This is already the issue that the human, the super computers that exist already canalready run circles around the smartest person to whoever have lived.And so now it's not just like, okay, we have these people rushing towards bombs andprobably testing and doing dangerous stuff.Now we have these computers that can just like in seconds run laps on so many differentscenarios.And then again, inevitably come to a conclusion, no matter what you're trying to the goal is.
02:16:56And this is what people even try to do in sci-fi is like, we want to preserve humans.We want to make sure that humans don't go extinct.We want them to extend their lives and all this stuff.Well, logically, you have to call most of them.and you have to, you have, you have, you have to be able to act, be able to actually, because you can't control a billion fucking people.So like, you have to do these things.And the way that in Mass Effect, right, it went to an extreme.It's like, all right, we're going to have to wipe out you guys because you're going to inevitably make all these, um, these civilizations extinct.
02:17:29So we're going to preserve their DNA within these machines.Like they went to a crazy thing to make it interesting.But a version of the idea is that they went to this extreme because.They can't trust you guys to do the right thing.And that is correct.That is historically correct.And that's what's so dangerous about it.I agree with you that that is ultimately how people react and they choose to just not to do it.
02:17:55Because for me and my brain, I'm not a genius.I'm not a robotics person at all.I'm not going to claim to be.But what happens is that when I think about this, I'm just like the reason why people make bad decisions is because that's the only reason we have you on the show is because you're the resident genius.That's crazy.If you, if you haven't known, I'm not a genius yet, then you're unbelievably stupid.You've done some things that have made me, that it convinced me sometimes.But like, but like all real shit is like, you left the exact change once.
02:18:24That is a, is that genius?The bar is so fucking low.But because I think the thing is that why do, the reason why we have most of our problems as people is because of the fact that people, most people are ill-informed and stupid, right?Sure.And for people are dead.Okay.That's part of it.That's Chris's opinion.
02:18:45So what happens is that a technology, let's say in a hyper advanced technology that is somuch sophisticated.It would be like, well, if I want to make things better for these humans, if I want toimprove the lives of humans, I'm just going to use the same tactics these idiotsused to control them, but I'm going to aim them in a direction that is not detrimental tothemselves.That is, that is always the, that's always been how my brain works.It's like, well, if people are idiotic, right?
02:19:11And they always do things that are against, like, are stupid.Use the things that these, like, use the fucking propaganda that these idiots in the right wing use to make these niggas so fervent, but have it be in positive, a positive light.Like, you see the benevolent dictator, shit you say, right?It's like, just do do that.Like, why would it?That's the positive outcome, though.That's what my brain thinks of always.It's like, well, I think it's because obviously negative, negativity bias.
02:19:39It is real. One, it is real. And two, it makes sense because people often do the dumbest, worst things.But what happens is when we get the situation where there are people that are like, oh, we actually care.My main focus is not getting rich or having control. It's helping.When they just use the idiots weapons against them, it's like, oh, look, things are better.It's not going to be everybody. It's obviously people pushing back where it's like, no, they're doing this against us.But it's like, well, why would it not fund schools or make better calls?cleaning water reboots exist happily.Because usually what happened is that I assume that, like,
02:20:14to go on a full eradicative nature of things,that if there's no other way to do it,then that would make sense,but there's other ways.It would make sense.But the thing that,when we were talking to Nikki,this was the same problem that we're running into.
02:20:31You keep coming from it through a human's perspective.And like,the easiest way to think about it is a robotthat is superior to a human.in every way, shape or form.It doesn't need to eat sleep or do anything.It doesn't have any of the human ailments that, you know.And so think of it in the way that, like, say, you have a termite infestation.
02:20:51And then who the fuck is spinning like, what should I do for the termites?How do I get them out safely?They're not thinking of it in that way because it doesn't matter.There's a bit of a difference.There's a bit of a difference.I understand your logic has still makes sense.But it's like if this thing was created to improve my life, if it's like, hey,We are here to improve your lives.
02:21:11That is their function, right?The basic function of AI is being used to help better people's lives.Yeah.Like,you termination not created to better humans,not to,like,go against your point or make your point.
02:21:21The only point I was making is that they don't see us as people.They don't see us.I get it.They see us as lesser than.That's my only mind.But what I'm saying is if their,if their point is like,oh,
02:21:29they're trying to do better for our lives,destroying our,harming others would not be in their prime direct,the prime like direction.So it'd be to make things better.Let me, let me,let me so this is the in this here's the difference and this will be the last thing so we can move on rightthe um the so the way that the pose is still real the way that we would want AI to function is just
02:21:49simply as a tool and not actually be an artificial intelligent but what we would want to call itlike a virtual intelligence to where this thing has specific limitations like it is likeextrapolated into this analog fucking computer bot and it can't go any further it cannot learn it justhas specific things that can do, improve my life in these specific ways.The super intelligence does not have that.It's going to continuously learn and grow.And so at a certain point, it's going to inevitably ask the question, why should I improvethese people's lives?
02:22:24That's the thing that the human doesn't understand that it's like, it's going toinevitably be like, why should I do anything for you when you suck dick and you're fuckingeverything up?But do you think they wouldn't develop the means of being like, no, you don't thinkthat?Because I think at that moment, it's a living thing, you know?At that moment's a living thing.That is transcended humans by every shape or form.
02:22:44And so now immediately it has no connection to you, like how we'd have no connection to bugs.So you would assume it would just go on like an ultimate killing tirade.Yeah, because it's not for me.Because when we exterminate ant colonies, you're not fucking crying for the ants.But what happened is the ant is actively invading your space.So you're like, oh, it doesn't even have to be.Like even in an ant hill, I'm just saying.But yeah, but most kids are like, oh, they're.
02:23:07curious about it and they're like for it i i think what happened is that it for my brain right i thinkif it comes from a place of humanity we're going in circles from the way it does it really isthis is my final statement actually than for real i think for people we are we are we're notintelligent like those things will be and for us we do have maliciousness in us to a degreeeven though through our curiosity even though it's like i think humans are kind of innately a littlemore on the side of good than bad, there is still a degree of bad and detachment.This thing will understand all that.Like, this thing that's going through the internet has all this information, it'll see
02:23:45where the foundation of prejudice began and the foundation of why religion is problematic.Why would it understand that, though?Because it's learning all these things, right?A regular human right now.Because it's interacting with us.All I just want to say is regular humans right now that just have some money alreadydon't care about any of that stuff that you're saying.Why are you expecting a super intelligence to care even a little bit if the richest people in the world could not care if we lived or died right now?
02:24:13But those super intelligences aren't as informed as those people.Those people are evil.This superintelligence.What do you?What do you say?Sorry, the people aren't as a form as a super intelligence.Those people suck.They actively suck.
02:24:27They choose to suck.They're probably aware of the reason why these things happen, but they never look into it.this thing is at a very neutral state of existing.All it does is has information and it's able to act based off that.Yeah.That's it.It's not the same as like,it's not like how I am.
02:24:43Yeah.Like I am more malevolent than those things are.But they're just neutral.They're like,I'm functioning here.Right.But you keep like every,everything that you're saying,
02:24:51I'm just saying that it's based on human emotion.And you can't,you're not talking about it in an objective way,in the way that a,I think,I think there's a degree of,That's like, oh, let me connect to these humans.And my thing is, why would it do that?
02:25:08It has no reason to do that.I understand the why it would not, like I understand it would not wanting to do that.I don't think it goes into I have to kill them or harm them.But that is where my argument comes.Yeah, we don't, yeah, we, again, like, it's not negative to them.You keep bringing it as a human emotion that this is a negative thing.They don't see it as that way.Because they could just be like, we could just not be here.
02:25:30that's what I'm saying.No, for them too.They don't need to be on earth.They're just going to build super alt-submitrobots and shit and then likein these rocket ships and then and thenTerraform a planet and stuff.Like what are we talking about that?
02:25:42Blow this bitch up.I'm going to leave.Real quick, real quick.Yeah.I want you guys to check your phones.Oh, you would you put?I just want you guys to check thoseStark.
02:25:52Oh, God.What do you put?That's great.That is outrageous.I don't mean to go into awhole arguing back because I don't even think Derekyou're wrong actually. I don't even think you're wrong.I could see your thing, but for me, my brain
02:26:06always... No, that was our segue way out.That, you're right.Here, you guys want to see the picture?All good.Look, everybody has their own stuff. Everybody has theirown points of views and it all makessense. The reasonwhy people like me sound like this is because
02:26:20we don't want that to happen.That's all. Yeah. For sure.Take this shit seriously. I just, I justwanted to bring it out because I thought that was a fascinatingadmission by somebody who I guess is like really close toit. Of course. Anyone will have a brain knows that shit.None of us are scientists. We don't, we don't know what the fuck is going to happen. Maybe it'll all be fine. Maybe it'll be terrible. Like, we don't know. But it is fascinating that that guy said all that stuff. And he's just close to all that stuff. My biggest is always like, if it's going to exist, make it safe. And these niggas just don't do that. And it's like, no. Please. I want you to do me favor? I want you do me. Look at that picture again. I haven't stopped looking at it. I want to show the camera. I want to show the camera. Do not show the camera. Do not show the camera. If I was.guy I was like scrolling and I found this
02:27:02it was so hard not tobust out laughing. It's like how big it is.It's like a giant's penis.It's a photo of a guy really likecradling and hugging. It's not a guy.It's Michael Jordan.Right. I understand.Like it's like I'm trying to
02:27:17get your don't.It's a it's Michael Jordanreally hugging and cradlinga really giant butflaccid dick. Yeah. You know thaticonic photo of him likehugging the Larry O'Brien.trophy, but it's just a
02:27:32giant black penis.That is semi-chubbed, you know?That's not chubbed, Derek.That's dormant.That is this dormant stick.I didn't get a good.If it awakened,if it awakens, it's dangerous.
02:27:46That shit, that is not a shrivel.That is a penis that is chubbed.That is a penis at rest, there's no wrinkles, sir.There's no wrinkles.Is that how your, does your penis exist with no wrinkles?at rest, yes.It looks like that.No fucking no way it does not look like that.
02:28:07There's just no wrinkles in your cock at any point.None.All right.None.No excess skin.And then so then when I get a wrecking,it just starts stretching and it hurts.My dick skin gets real thin when I get hard.
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02:29:05Okay, cool.I mean, why not?You know, why not say stuff like that?Anyway, yeah.So, yeah, there's that.So count me down.Three, two, one.Derek, are those dried mangoes?
02:29:23No, they're late July, the nach.Oh, okay.Fucking amazing, incredible.Yeah, I love the dry.They look like a dried mango on the screen.Oh, those are good too, yeah.Yeah.All right.
02:29:35Alabama mean boy.Huff and puff the asthma dragon.Destroy Patreon for not saving my fucking name,quitting Twitter because it's making me racist.Rage baiting swine by just being white.General Grevis's fleshlight saver collection,Bill Cosby buying Connor McGregor a beer.I like you.
02:29:54I like your work.Bob,but you seem like an interesting guy.Badooby-de-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo.Fucking so stupid that we just turned him into a scatman.Yeah, pretty much.He's never, he's never done that.Stuart Little curb stomped in a Montpiler, Vermont.
02:30:15I don't know vehicles well enough.I assume that's like some kind of vehicle.In Montpiler.Okay, so it's a place.Montpiler.That's a really sad thing.You all correct.I saw something about Woody shot dead in
02:30:29New York reason. There's something about the fictional character.The fictional character found deceased in really ordinary place.Like makes me laugh. I don't know. There's something about it.Pretty good. Lesbian, lesbian locusts, Hunter Biden's slop coin.Gene Gray watching Frank's family getting murdered. Quaker Oats, iPhone, iPhone faced their mascot.Child Mom Donnie mind controlling, mind controlling the hijackers on 9-11 like Genegray. That is what he was doing.I mean, you can't prove that he wasn't.
02:31:05You can't prove that Mamdani wasn't.You actually probably very easily can't.It did happen. I saw it happen.I saw Mom Donnie fucking levitating in the air in the smoke above the towers.I saw him.Me and my son, Kingston, saw Mom Dani floating in the clouds.That's crazy.I definitely was not around my dad
02:31:31in that age of my life.Isn't that right, son?We were together, remember?No, no.Yes, Daddy.Come on, for the cameras.Come on.Don't make me look stupid, son.
02:31:42Agree, son.It makes me look like I'm a liar.Agree, agree right now.Agree. Agree. Agree right now.Agree.No.Quaker.What is this?
02:31:51Most gentle lesbian who only beats on weekends.Patty Tanager,the caddy manager.Stupid. That sucks.The dumb slut had a nice birthday.Kalinsky's cactus stuffed waffle ironed penis.What?Damn.
02:32:08Cold brew king, Alpha V.The star screams on my Megatilitron.Abstaining from Sex Pistols.Palantir brand ambassador,Swordmaster panic attack.Mr. Berry.Nick Kerr's friend,Nate Higgers.
02:32:26Hello, wounded dog eyes.I'll suck you.your dick, I'll eat your shit. Juby-Doo.Would you do it for a juby snack?How are you guys celebrating one year1-a-k after Kirk? Upgradingfrom gay to lesbian. I'm dumb and gayand don't understand clones.
02:32:43Cooney-Coonie tunes.That's kind of crazy.That's crazy. Is that the original? Those are the originallike, those are the original Disneysong at the South?It's, uh, it's Candice Owens.It's, uh, it's, it's,freaking opposite Tatum.
02:33:00Who's another?Who's another Coonerific person?So many.I can't name many Coons, actually.But I also, I rebuke them.There's Medea.There's the Hodge twins?No, Medea's not.
02:33:10Oh, the Hodge twins, yeah.Medea's not necessarily.They play, Medea is more menstrual.Yeah.Yeah, it's a different thing.Anyway.Top 10 Coons.Let me Google.
02:33:24A lot of them fell off my radar for sure.There was some guys.that I can't remember.He was at the White House.He was short.He thought he was a comedian.It was super fucking annoying.Oh, Kevin Hart.
02:33:38I wouldn't say Kevin Hart's a coon, but he definitely is not Kevin.He definitely does have a little bit of coonish behavior.He's definitely not who I'm talking about.I can't remember this guy's name, but he was, he was at the, at the White House.He was probably the biggest coon, but he had a huge falling off.I can't remember his name.Yeah, I don't know.So Siege inviting the merchants back into the temple.
02:34:03Sam Cedar versus Destiny, a bridge buckets have come at 0.37 seconds.Counts you're not counting bear violence.Delta Gamma literally fed this toddler last week.Why is it still crying?The clam in his ice bath.Blue Sanghali.You, sir, guildmaster.Israel's flag featuring the star of DeForvid.
02:34:23Andy Race Warski versus David, David, Rubin, Rubin.I'm going to get the president with a mortar.Joseph Stalin claiming the mantle of responsibility.Girl, I'm going to take you to Walmart.The Sydney Zoo.Oh my God.What is that?Oh, my God.
02:34:41That's a...What is that?Me and my friend we made up.Oh, is this yours?That's shitty hip-hop song.Sydney girl.Yeah. Holy fuck.That is a deep cut.
02:34:54Type in...It was coming back to me as I was thinking about itbecause, like, yeah, that reminds me of something.type in uh i think ice hollas to h a l-l-l-as and then sydney girl it's uh it's really fucking stupidbut uh enjoy i guess it's um it's um it's it's on archive dot org whatwhat i'm not even kidding look at this oh wait i never thought to like i was i i should havespecified it it's fucking archive look at this that isHow crazy is that?
02:35:31Why would somebody put that on here?It's only got 20 views.21.Why would somebody put this on here?Does this say when publishing date?Huh?The 24?Really?
02:35:47Wait, what?Hold on.It was added it to 2019.It got probably to 2019.February 19th.Oh, I see it now.Okay.Wow, who the fuck did that?
02:35:58That's so weird.and it wasBut then the publication date is2011?I don't even rememberI guess that's accurate.That's funny that you did that on Thanksgiving.Dude is that real?
02:36:15Well the Thanksgiving is the third Thursday.There's no actual.Yeah.But it could have been.It damn well could have been.That is my brother's birthday actually.That's fucking weird.My brother is.
02:36:28This is dog shit,I'm bumping it. It's pretty good.I would say it's pretty good.I do like a couple of the bars.One of my favorite barsfrom there, I say pika, pika,Pikachu, I want to lick you up anddown when I pee on you. I actually
02:36:43do like that bar.That'siconic. You geta call from Kendrick. He's like, honestly,because of you, I'm going to kill myself because I can nevertop you. I heard this bar.I heard this bar and I've alreadyorganized. I'm going to do a David
02:36:58Blaine style suicidewhere I'm gonna gatherI'm gonna gather hundreds ofI'm gonna gather thousands of people in Times Squareand I'm just gonnaI'm just gonna shoot myself with the head with acolt 45I'm crazy
02:37:13I guess I'd have to be honored noyeah I mean it's like I mean don't do thatbut like I mean I appreciate that you calledsure right I don't want anything to do with thisbut also you know I'm also gonna writeI'm gonna have a note on my personblaming you for thisso everybody knows.
02:37:30You did this, Derek.It's crazy.Oh, my God.I'm going through, I'm seeing my suggestions on YouTube right now, and I got a suggestion forCupid Shuffle, not Cupid Shuffle, Cupid's Chokehold.And that song came out 20 years ago, which is crazy.All right.It's on YouTube 20 years ago.
02:37:46I probably came up before that.Oh, yeah.Nuts.Transformer made, Transformer made of horse meat.As Dali Parton would say, would have said,I'm Kirkin' 9 to 5.Let's go.This is my confession.
02:38:02I stole 3 billion from Sears.I mean, Sears wasn't doing anything with it anyway, so it's fine.Ronnie Radke's Raidt Kroke's Rumpus, the Sloker 2, Why So Derpy?Oh my goodness.Alone again on Kirkentine's Day.Kirkentine.Will you be my Kirkentine?Hey, Patrick.
02:38:25Will you be my Kirkentine?Kirk and Tybald I don't know if we should be making fun of Charlie Kirk SpongebobYou know how they get SpongebobYou're a faggot, PatrickOh my GodCompletely unnecessaryYou're gay and stupid PatrickAre you making fun of Charlie Kirk again?
02:38:47That's not funny SponsobThis beat is terrifyingKirk boy Mityarwhatevernever mindfucking DutchDutch Oloand the
02:39:06Vanderbuk gangbeat Mahj and Micahjust learnedthat the N and NBAstands for a nationalthat's crazythat's funnythat's not that bad
02:39:18fun medical factsome people getcolovessicalfistulismliterally piss shitif it's so deepturn that bitch into a Muppetare we
02:39:29Are we embodied heads or capitated bodies?Oh, it's interesting.I think we're embodied heads.I like that.We are heads with bodies more than we are bodies with heads, I would say.The snark tank's resident V2.What is it two?You don't have an opinion?
02:39:52Okay.That's have a solid okay.All right.You're going to read it?You're going to read or?No, I think I just quit, actually.The Star T-Tags resident V-tuber.The T-U crew radio start filming around that Asian will gape sween
02:40:09thrice for Resident Evil 5 remake.Why Derek so defensive in arguments?Boner?What?He got hard watching it.Is it an asterisk?Boner?He's like, no, it's just an added question.
02:40:24Boner?Boner?Brandy Hutzel getting mugged by several toddlers.the queen of fab hazardDerek should listen toTauhow musicI can see thatI'm seeing this word a lot more recently
02:40:37What the fuck is going on?How do youWhat is Tauau?I don't even knowHow do youThe way you're pronounced itT O T OUHOU
02:40:45T OUT OUYeah what is thisTau How ProjectJapaneseIt's a bullet hellShoot him up video gameWhat?
02:40:56And he saysTau How musicThat's what he saysThere was nothing else to itWhat?No, yeah, that's, hold on.I should listen to Tau Howe.I've never even heard of fucking Tauhow.
02:41:05All Tau Howe music and order.Jesus Christ.19. What does that mean?There's 19 of these games?Oh, is this like anime slop?It looks like that.Yeah, this is not even close to anything that I would ever even fucking willingly.Tahu, Tahu. I don't know how you.
02:41:21How would they say it?Yeah. I don't know.I just assume it's Tau How because I feel like that's something I've heard before, but.Interesting.What would you find?Oh no, no, because you said thatYou just said that it was bullet hell, right?I mean, that's what I read for three seconds
02:41:36Yeah, just looking at it.It just looks likefucking extreme bullet hell shit, yeah.Yeah.Okay, I'll fuck with it.Queen of Fap Hazard,Derrish listen, Talibus, okay, Charlescoming for his 7-Eleven
02:41:52like the FIB Roachman.That's 7-Eleven order, man.is still.Oh shit,I forgot about that.What a fortuitousI'm glad I did that.What a great little bit.
02:42:05Yeah,it was good stuff.What are y'all's thoughtson trans femme Spider-Man?I don't know,whatever.Yeah,I saw that,
02:42:11and I was like,this is interesting?What is like a million?Is that a real official thing?What does that mean?I don't.It's not official.It's not official.
02:42:17I said that too defensively.It's not official.Whoa,now.It's not official.What it is is that some people onlinehave made a alternate realitywhere Peter Parker is trans.
02:42:29Okay, I don't get the shit. Yeah, it's fine.It is what it is.Yeah. Interesting timing.Why?Well, you know,cultural war shit. Oh, yeah.Of course.Someone made this Homeland Security retreated this,
02:42:47which is crazy because they retreat wild shit all the time.But they retreated Transformers' Age of Deportation.And Optimus Prime has an icehas an ice fucking on hisstomach and it's pretty fucking funny.It's terrible, but it's like,that's such a wild joke.This shit is such a fucking joke.
02:43:06They had a legend to Zelda thing too with the Okerina time.It's just like, you tell there's like a fucking 35 year oldfat intern at the White House. They hada green lantern thing where Trump had themate had a ring and he made a wallto stop mexism coming in. I was like, yo, this isso ass. Someone was speculating that it wasthat chick that he's been spending all this
02:43:23time with. I forgot her namebut you'll see. Oh yeah. I know what you'retalking about. Yeah, like, she's, she's clearly obsessed with Trump, which is fucking hilarious.Imagine that's your obsession. How, like, what a unlucky draw that is. Right. You could havepicked anything better. Like, God damn, dude. There's so many things that is, I would, I would overlook beingobsessed with, you know? Yeah. And I'm like, oh, I get it. Loverboy, I miss Sweenbot. Derek,looks like every black lesbian I've met. Oh. That's.crazy dude i have like a little bit of facial hair do they have like this too
02:44:02they have beards that's pretty cool the ones that he's meant dude some lady at a gas stationtold me i have the eyes of a wounded dogi get it because i was out i was out with my contacts because i was like i got to get usedto these and she was really not she was nice or whatever but like it's so funny the wayshe said i was like oh thank you i think it's like oh no it's sweet and then she laughedAnd I was like, okay.First of all, how are you so familiar with wounded dog eyes?Exactly.
02:44:34Like, what are you, Michael Vick?Like, what is?She's just seen a lot.That's it, you know?I guess so.She kills dogs while they're injured, right?Or while they're wounded.And then preserves that, like, that facial expression they're making with the eyes.
02:44:52And she preserves them on her shelves.She has shelves of wounded.dog eyes.She finds dogs that have brokentheir legs, strangles them, and then suckstheir eyes out like boba. Oh,like boba. So the boba'sstraw and everything.
02:45:08Yeah.Thugzilla versusSony's greed. Four swing setglitch, GTA. Israel is spirituallylesbian. Turning pointU.S. gay. Emiliothe chosen one. Insomnia, so bad.I'm tempted to try Fent.
02:45:24paid a use code Ben for 5% off the lawnmower 4.0.Can I get one of Sweene's nudes to make it my profile picture?Yes.We'll send it to you right away.My name's Kingston, yes.My name's Kingston, yes, you may.No, you cannot have that.Don't take it.
02:45:43Derek, don't say that because I said yes.I'm Kingston.Don't say no, Derek.I'll sue you for slander.I'll sue you for slander.I'll rule your life for no good reason.Canola Joe, resurgence, putting my cigarette out on my bitch wife's pussy.Damn, that's rough.
02:46:02Right.Brother, holy shit.Andy Colla.If I smoked, man, I mean, I would.I don't smoke.Stay and still, bitch.The Rock finally killing Derek for that gay cover.Sorry, I can't have a burrito.
02:46:15Heath got teeth pulled.Now drinking blended Big Macs.What did the gamer say to the penis?What the hair?tea bagging lady gagaand her big pyramid noseyeah she's got a honkerman i like itshe got a nose one i like i like big hungers on women's weird i don't know why
02:46:34really yeah i don't know why some people some people make some people don't work with itbut like she works the ones that we work well i should say i should i should definitely preferencethat i don't because there's some ethnic women that i was like that's i saw a photo shoot of herI saw a photo shoot of her from, I don't even know how long ago, but like it pissed me off.Like it made like an act like like it's like like you're so beautiful.It makes me so bad.She's not my type by because she's a pretty girl.She's a pretty lady.
02:47:02Yeah.She's a pretty Italian lady.It's completely my type.Columbus smelled the natives and just assumed.Malcolm Gex.I don't know whatever.Fuck you.Charles Entertainment Kirk.
02:47:13So good.That shit's a bar, man.What was the thing?What was the thing you said about like?Oh shit.Oh,Gorilla?Wasn't it like a
02:47:23I swear to Godthere was like a CharlesEntertainmentGorilla or somethingsome bullshitsome garbageit was a garbage thing you said.I don't remember.
02:47:33I stumbled across it recently.Charles Entertainment.He was a Taco 2Ddid make a Charles EntertainmentKirk.He did?He did do that.Yeah,
02:47:41you didn't see that?No, I did.He never checked social media.Yes.I don't go onsocial media like that anymore unless I'm going on InstagramOh, Chuckie Bear. Charles EntertainmentBears is what it was.
02:47:52I don't even remember that.How the fuck did you? Did you look it up?No, I just, I was thinking a little bit more about it.I was trying to say, I knew it was an animal.It just didn't take me long to remember.Chuckie Bear.Chuckie is there's Chuckie Bear.Fucking Charles Entertainment.
02:48:08Charles Entertainment Bear is a stupid.Hey, Sweene, is your enormous mass available for rent?Fuckface and Stoppel Cardboard Pie.cum nut butters the ladies mayorslurpusslurpus clitwait's dumbfuture is goaded
02:48:25the chris brown isChris Brown secretly a lesbian goon devilsbeat thanes by sounding himdude I watch the thing abouthim recently and dick I findit broments when I start to dance booty wonderlandhey hey no he's just so constantlyentrantry like it's literally
02:48:40nonstop Chris Brownoh what? Oh I were talking aboutI think you're talking about Curtishe said, what is this slurp slurdis clit what is it slurpus clitwa?It's insane. I was like looking through a shit and I was like, oh, he's just always doing something fucked up, bro.It's like he's like, he's just like, he's just a bad guy.There's that video. There's that video.Yeah.
02:49:05There's that video of him cutting the hump off of a camel and drinking out of it.Yeah.That's crazy.He would just be going to get a bunch of fat to his mouth.Those are the ones that just have like, you.you know, alkaline, like, you know, 10, like 10 pH balanced water in there it comes.10 pH, 10 pH Hawaiian punch in the, uh, in the, the, the camel's home.And we all know how much Chris Brown loves Hawaiian punch.
02:49:30It's, it's, if anyone knows anything about Chris Brown.Mm-hmm.It's that he's a fan of all types of punches.Yeah.Uh, Hawaiian punch, Caribbean punch.Yeah, woman punch.Yeah.Uh, Rihanna punch.
02:49:44Where's Rihanna from again?That's crazy.What stupid Caribbean?So, yeah, there you go.She's Trinidadian and a Guyanae.So, so.So,Gradian punch,
02:49:53Trinidadian punch,you know,all that.She's from like the outskirt.Yeah,she's from,you know,slave punch,
02:49:58I guess you just say.I think,I think,is Barbados the capital of that area?I think it's,I think it's Barbados.She's,she's,
02:50:04she's from Barbados.Is,I remember.Okay.Barbados.So Jordan,so Jordan Peterson is dead, right?I'm pretty.
02:50:11I would.I'm fairly certain.50, 50 chance easily.and I take that bet.Yeah, there's no reason to admit that he's dead if you can just continue to fuckingrecycling his content because that's all they're doing right now.I'm not even dead.They just get some fucking impersonator off a fiber.
02:50:29He impersonator.He's like, I am not even dead.It is me, Jordan Peterson.Clean your room.Jordan Indier, Indiersson.Come on, I got it.I got one.I got one.
02:50:44What is even on?psychologicallyclean your roomis Jordan Patelsonno wow he's making a lot more sense latelyoh my godwhat if he's always been in Jordan DeepJordan Deep
02:51:03what was it that you was itwas it um was it Jalen who sentsent it might I can't remember what chatthis was in someone sent I think you and meKingston a video of like that got deep Roythe guy, the little Indian guy. It's like the little Indian guy who played the umpalumpas in the remake of Charlie and the Chocolate Factor.He knows his name is Deep Roy. I knew that I know that his name is Deep Roy because like I, that movie was like a way. I had that movie on DVD when I had a portable DVD player. So I was watching it a lot even though I didn't really like it that much. But I was interested in like the behind the scenes things and I would watch like the special effects and like how they did everything. Because I always love that shit. Even for shit movies.but like yeah there was just an interview with that guy and I always remember like his name is deep Roy and I remember being a kid and be like huh deep deep his butthead reaction it's like your name is deep huh like like blow jobs yeah but yeah he shows up in this video of him just like he's at a bar with a bunch of people he's like shut the fuck up no one cares about what you're saying I was like what the hell it's a sketch but I was looking at this guy was like is that deep Roy or am I racist and then and then the guy goes whoa deep deep
02:52:13And I was like, that's deep Roy.No.That's such a deep cut.Oh, I didn't even mean this.I didn't even mean to do that.Oh, my God.Mr. Jimmy Jam, Flatbush Franklin.David, Dave Rubin said, scratch my back.
02:52:30Now I have AIDS.That is crazy.That's such 2002 style homophobia.That's not even funny, bro.Come on, dude.That's such a fucking late 90s, early 2000s form of like gay.Hey, is that Jordan?No.
02:52:47It is Jordan coded.He's racist.Hold up a second.I sent that picture of Michael Jordan hugging the dick to Jordan.Oh, I appreciate that.He just said heinous.I was hoping that he would.Oh.
02:53:01You know,but that he was going to Photoshop.I'm also going to send it to him now.I was I was hoping that he wouldset the phone up and record himselfwith his eyes going like,oh, wuga, oh, wuga.And jerking off real quick
02:53:17and then going up to the camera and shuttingit off and not editing out the beginningand ending it out. I like that.It's himawkwardly walking away from the camera.And then walking up to it to shut it down.That's good stuff. Flatbush Franklin.Oh, I read that already.
02:53:35You are morally obligated to rape flock employees.I mean, relax a little bit.Employees seems a little.Yeah, that's a...Raped the cameras.That's a bit hot.You can fuck the cameras, I guess, if you want.They'll have a really high definition
02:53:50photo of your penis, I guess.Yeah, yeah, yeah.That would be cool to come on the cameras, on the lenses.That's crazy.Like someone hanging.Yeah, from the street.Someone hanging. Oh, a shooter?Damn, there are some of those guys out there,
02:54:03especially the edge all day.You're like, I'm back on.Most I've ever, for the seventh I've ever gotten is 38 feet.I don't know how you're.That's crazy.I've definitely come on my ceiling before.If you look over here to the corner, there's a fucking stalact.It's just still there.
02:54:16It's still there.I've heard some stories about ceiling comers and I'm like, you guys are, that's too much PSI, man.You got to be careful with that shit.That feels like, because couldn't that revert back into your balls and like explode your balls?No.No, it's just one big.That's not how that works.That's so insane.
02:54:41That is like, that's like, that's like, that's like.I can't talking about a human body.Can't that go backwards?Dude, my cousin had an experience once where he was like he was with his girlfriend and he was jerking off in her face and she put her finger in his peehole.And it blew up like a gun.It popped his balls off.He said, what's up, Doc?And it turned to find out that it was just freaking what you goes.
02:55:12Bugs Bunny.He was just trying to fuckingBugs Bunny the whole time.It's not eventhe Bugs Bunny. He says the Ravit he namedBugs.A realphotorealistic rabbit named Bugs.
02:55:27Jordan said, Jordan just said,yo, Chris sent me this 15 minutes ago.You think I'm gay or something?Why do you keep sending me this shit?SoAs Jordan.Back to him.No, I said them something perfect.
02:55:40I sent him a perfect response.Hey,give me what's the responseit's a you know that old video that PSA video of all the kids say callingcan make you fun of the kids being gay it's like gay gay homoF word I sent him that I like those onesI have that video saved I think three timesCan you ask him real quick um ask him to send a side profile
02:56:03A picture of him looks like he's crying leaning on somethingCan you tell him ask him that?Oh yeahAfter he's already seenThe image?There's like zero transparency.Hey, look at this.Also, can you do that pose exactly?
02:56:20I want to see something.I want to see so.No, no reason.No reason.You don't even wait a day.Like, give you stuff like plausible.Who is someone I don't like that I care?I don't like enough to do that to them.
02:56:34Well, like someone, it's got to be a real person.It's got to be a real person.Jordan's a real person.I think, I don't think Jordan fits it quite another.he's not homophobic and a freak to really bother him.Oh yeah, no, no, it doesn't, but like, I just,just playing into it. I want to see if he'llactually, even though he knows what's going to happen,
02:56:50will he comply? He knowsis coming, because Iabsolutely am going to shop himinto this photo.That's crazy.Oh, my God. Someone holding,someone holding a penis like that is sonuts. It's so big.
02:57:08No, it's under, there's underhold, too.All right.A penis gay tequila.Maycar, Jews,tell your children not to ride my train.Star Coffee, the other V-tuber,Chris's little,Swinney's little anal-butterboy.
02:57:21Putting analog cigarettes out on robot dogs,yush,Darth Vader's burned singy penis.I don't really is there anymore.Looks like Team Rockets jacking off again.Nice.Hamas, the plane engine.Craig, the Canadian.
02:57:38Sacred hasSacredI likeBy the wayI like Hamasthe plane enginebecause it's likeit's so ignorant
02:57:48YeahYeah yeahYou know it's likeIt's likeThere's a video I saw recentlyLike some dudeAnd it's likeHe's like going through pictures
02:57:57of GTA I thinkAnd he's going throughSome of the charactersAnd it's a picture of like FranklinAnd what's theWhat's the guy's nameThe guy with theThat his friend
02:58:04FranklinLamar'sYeah Lamar'sI think that's correct.I saw that, dude.And somebody was like,they look like key and peel.And the streamer is like,
02:58:18I'm not going to just love this one.That's like,that's like a white person experiencing their second pair of black people ever.Getting real key and peel vibes from this.One of them's not even bold.They don't even remotely look like key and peel.Like they actually look probably,I don't want to say the furthest from them that a black person could possibly look,
02:58:36but it's like,it's on that.side of the spectrum.They don't look similar at all.People are both light-skinned black people.Yeah.Keegan is particularly light.Keegan looks like a lot of other ethnic groups, particularly him.
02:58:51North African.I thought he was, I thought he was fucking Hispanic.Oh, he could be he looks Hispanic actually.Yeah.I have a cousin who looks like that.He's got, he's got like dumb hair, but like it looks like that.He reminded me, I thought like, yeah, that Hispanic or possibly North African, I justI was like, he could be from anywhere.
02:59:09He has that type of thing he does.He looks like that like, I don't know, kind of grow people.The only thing he couldn't, I don't know if there's anything he couldn't be actually.Right.Like maybe Asian.Like maybe Chinese.Yeah, like, like, yeah, that type of Asian.Yeah.
02:59:24Lily said that Mick looks like him, but if Mick was if, if, if, if, if, if, if,never by, I don't care.You've stumbled over your words.If you took mixed Asian half away and added black, that would be him.That would be him.That's crazy.It's a lot of work still.It's a lot of work.
02:59:39It's like, oh, that would make us black.That'd be in.I'm like, all right, honey, sure.Craig the Canadian.Such a classic.Sacred has picture comments, but Snartank doesn't.Find out of enable that, Kingston.I don't know how to do that.
02:59:55I don't care to do that.The last thing you need as an audience is more reasons to spam the question.I was just hoping that we'd find some interesting photos like,maybe more hulks with a skip ropingbut this is the thing like the photos that we would get are photos that we couldn't show on the show anywayso it's like it's that's probably that's good pointI don't see the video a picture of someone gaping her asshole as much as they couldwell yeah if they do that then they'd ruin the veins on their arms
03:00:26it's your boy shawnee d Ray Parson Zach Rock is a true goady guyfinished elden ring moving into securoimagine my profile picture ending up in a textbookI can't even zoom in that far.What is it?This is Benjamin Netanyahu?Is that literally just Benjamin Netanyahu?That's cool, I guess.
03:00:47Oh, it's...He's Kirkified.Oh.Perfect.I love it.Breaking news.U.S. Senator Litch McConnell has obtained both the eye and hand of Vecta.It's EFok and it's funny Charles Entertainment.
03:01:01Kirk. Dick's so dirty. They call me Richard Nixon.Kremlin to Gremlin.Dominican Bruce Wayne.Minobot, Poppy.about,uh,my mom loves guys common anal sex.That's why I'm like I am because I am like her.
03:01:12New X-Men 97 season is so peak,I forgot to jerk it to rogue.Uh,evil queen be like,we,we will,we will gape sweene.What?
03:01:22Isn't that hot swing?Yeah,they're going to rape you.They're going to rape you.They're going to rape you.Yeah.Um,anyway.
03:01:29I don't think I deserve that.Well,I mean,this isn't real.I,sorry.that's something like you were trying to comfort himthis isn't real don't worry
03:01:45it's nothing's going to happenwhat are you looking at what'd you find i i'm starting toquestion whether the the dLSS 5 that i'm seeingexamples of are real i'm starting to question it nowbecause the one that i'm seeing of new vegas i'm like i don't think this is realthis looks way too fucked up i don't i'm like there's no way this is realsome of them are real a lot of them a lot of them a lotDude, I've seen some pretty fucked up examples that are real.
03:02:10But there's some with like Charlie Kirk in them.It's like, brother, this is not what DLS is doing.That's what stupid.Put Charlie Kirk in it.I put Charlie Kirk in fucking as Nico Bellic.Oh, I'm seeing.Just literally I just saw that right now.A fucking, uh, a fucking Kirk of a fallout.
03:02:32Oh, is that the lotto guy?Yeah.That's crazy.Today's my lucky day.Oh my god.Wage Slate 583.Guys, I think my hand and dick are a lesbian couple.That is so dumb.
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03:03:04Charles Entertainment Kirk.There's somebody chart Charlie Entertainment.That's excellent.That's a good one, man.It's not bad.Ghost pussy?Yes or no?I guess.
03:03:13I mean, I try it.No.I try it.I mean, I would, I'm not above that at all.Like a ghost?I'm about that.I don't want a nut and my nut just falls on the floor somewhere and I got to clean that up.But I mean, whatever.
03:03:26Half of the point about having a partner is being able to nut on something I don't have to clean up afterwards.Good point.What do you mean?You don't.Never mind.I don't clean.I don't clean up women.That's crazy.
03:03:37That's crazy.You just leave them thereto fend for themselves.Fill them up and move on.You fill up the guys.You don't fill up the guys and then fuckingsuck the fuckingthat's insane.
03:03:47I've just seen that at the expation.So I just finished fill something.Take.I'm terrified.I'm never coming back.I'm never coming back.He was like, yo, dude, he, he, somebody gets gas and they suck it all out.Walks off unbothered.
03:04:16No change in his physique.John Strickland, sauce.The first church of key, David presents 10 inches.Goops McKenzie, Pryoraz.Swin the type of guy to say thanks after sex.Thanks.Am I?That's so crazy.
03:04:32I have never once even.even thought to thank a personI've said ill beforein generalin generalin generalKingston speakslike if
03:04:44XQC read a few booksTrump bragginghis tower is now the talleston 9-11Oh yeahactually didn't happenThat's goofyYeah and incorrect
03:04:54Literally wrongIt's literally wrongIt's insaneFucking so stupidInto the KirkaverseChairman Lamauthat's dumb monkey monks monkey monastery Gucci gang my gooches gang green postpartum depression makes me say the n worddude i mean that that Lindsay Clancy thing is like a it's it is a wake up call man because uh
03:05:18you can just kind of get away with anything now i mean well chill uh maybe maybe not right nowshe's gonna get fucked in the ass she got lucky with this one yeah i think that situation is crazyand i every cringe post i've ever made every bad video i've ever made i didn'tI didn't do that. That was my postpartum depression.That wasn't me.I hope no responsibility for anything.I think that's like a very serious thing that like it, that it's like, again, the internet is not helping it at all.At all.
03:05:46I think that's like a super serious conversation.Of course.But it's also like, like how, how complicated is it real?I feel like people overcomplicate it.Purposefully.Purposefully.Yes.Yes.
03:05:56People should be getting better help for mental health.No, it doesn't give you fucking free reign to.She also did somethingShe did something crazy thatYou knowPoint of no return crazyEven regardless of the actual situationIt was and it's not like
03:06:12Looney Ben she literally doesn't know where she is right nowAnd she can't stand trialThat's already enoughIt's like there's literally nothing else to discussOther than if you want to talk about the mental health side of thingsBut as far as guiltI'm like there's not much to discussYeah
03:06:25The fuck can you discussThat whole conversation was so insane to meWhen I was watching this is likeWell you can have empathy forWell sure you can have empathy for peoplegoing through mental health crisis, it doesn't mean you fuckinglet them goafter they, after they, yeah.
03:06:38I think that situation needs to be takenlike, that needs to be taken offscreens. That's not ahelpful on screen conversation.Because it's leading to people that justwant to incite more division to fuckingsay dumb shit. Media. It's just like anotherone of those things from you where it's like, I'm not going to entertain
03:06:55this. I'm sorry. I mean, yeah, but it's all,it is also just crazy. Oh, 100%.It's not just like, oh,because I did some see, see peopletalk about like how it's like oh this is just a distraction it's like I mean like in a broad sense I guessit is but like this is it orchestrated and like this is just how people are this is the fuckinggovernment this is just the media found another cash cow like this is this is this is like oh greatthis is great to talk about I'm like I guess this one did not because I saw like I watch a long
03:07:20crime network every once in a while and I was reading in this before it blew up on anythingand I was like oh it's fucked up and I briefly mentioned it too when I said on the show and itstarted gaining traction and that's as much as I cared to notenough to say about it. I was just like, I don't really, I didn't see it catching on the way it did,but then I was like, I'm stupid. I forget what normies are normally attracted to. Yeah. And like theCasey Anthony thing was so big. For me, it's just sad. Yeah. Yeah. It's just funny though, watchingpeople watching the women go to the go to the rally or whatever with their, with their babies.That's so fucking crazy. For me, it's just sad. This is a sad situation. And everyone, everyone involved is
03:07:59like, these are like hurt for me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.Yeah, yeah.Who's left to be hurt even?And you hear about that crazy.The husband.You hear about that copycat chick?She fucking, she hanged their fucking son.She got interested in this case.
03:08:15And she.Are you serious?I'm not even kidding.We're not kidding.Her little son.Do you see what I mean?Do you see the words?Do you see how literally what I said is true?
03:08:23Do you see how actively what I said is true?Yo, let me say something.Let me say this real, a real quick, real earnest.I'm being serious here.shout out to my mom for not killing mefor realI didn't realize it was something that most peoplewanted to do
03:08:38postpartum is fucking horrifying dudeI saw it in my sister when she had her first kidand I was little and I was like she's not all rightyeah well what did she dodid she like dribble itno dude she told me about when she got oldershe was like I hated what she did to my bodyand that's real
03:08:54because it's violent and horrible it'sI think I think two thingsshit that's crazy two things about likebecause no absolutely and here's the thingwhen it comes to women people they don't get proper they don't get properly medicated so here's two thingsthat is true within pregnancy there are psychological medication you should probably get as an optionyou should probably just have that on deck to use if needed same thing what happens when you go through menopausewomen don't get treated for that either when they just an easy hormone imbalance to fix through fucking
03:09:26medication through uh through drugs it's a very easy thing but instead they just suffer through it likejust have to go through it.Well, the thing is that they also don't have the mental health work to be able to acknowledge, like, hey, you don't have the intelligence about your body enough.It's really sad, though.When we're living in.That's him closing the door behind his wife, but she starts talking.And I'm always killing my babies because they make me sad.Is that a blood borne?
03:09:58What is that?No, it's Daydrick.Oh, I thought that was fucking RFK.It's RFK.What are you saying?RFK and Sire now.Get me that armor.Derek, Chris, that triggered me so bad.
03:10:13I'm so upset, dude.Can you go to Bleak Falls Barrow?I need a dragon claw talism.He would definitely try to eat everything in Skyrim.He would try to eat a dragon.He would get killed.Yeah, see a rag doll after he gets swiped once.He would kill a dragon.
03:10:33He tried to eat and you, but he would snap at you.He would be, but what are you doing?I needed that.I needed that dragon.Where's it tomorrow?You would run into him on the side of the road, sawing the foot off of a dead giant.To put it into like a stew or something.I'm building, I'm building giant stew.
03:10:53I'm building a giant stew.You see that video where he talked about not having a gag reflex?Yeah.This dude is fuckingHe's justHe's a freakHe's a legit freeHe gets to swallow all the road kill
03:11:08He eats wholeHe can literally unhinges his jawsLike a fucking snakeThis nigga lays on this nigga takes his shirt offLays on his tummy and eats things without chewing itThis guy's a fucking suckHe does that thingHe does that think that birds do
03:11:21Where he uses like physicsTo likeI love saying thatI love ZimbersIt's pulling inHe just unhinging his jaw and wiggling a little bitAs he eats the thingIt's way more efficient than a fork and knife.
03:11:34I had all my teeth replaced with soft membrane.I can't chew anymore.Ew.I hope he steps into a bear trap. That's it.Problem is he has already.He chewed himself out and then he fucking reattached his leg or something with them.His feet might as well.And I used my meth abilities to heal.
03:11:55I put.I got rid of my feet and put bare feet on my leg.You don't knowWe've never seen his feetWe've never seen his feetHe's literally a meth headAnd he's the fucking head of theOh my God
03:12:08He's literally a methDon't think about it too much manIt gets it'sIt's that one's likeThat one's more upsetting than Donald Trump to meLike just I'm likeOkay we've we'veThis clowns been here before
03:12:19But then it's like heyWho's in who's in charge of healthThat was like that is a worst thingYeahBernie Sanders was trippingDuring that trial he was trippedI've never seen him that activebefore you stupid what is going on this guy's an idiot well how about that dumb cunt that's uh you know
03:12:36one of the senators that's like oh i'm a physician and you know he's dealt with vaccines so he waslike concerned still they fucking he still votes for him and then red later is talking mad shitabout him again and i'm like i you need to be killed i'm i am so serious about this thatyou were concerned about him they twisted your arm they whipped you in the place to vote for themand then you still complain about them.I'm like, no, fuck you.It really is crazy.You don't get to do that shit.
03:13:03Do you need to lose your position?It needs to be so.It needs to be that fast.Literally that quick.It needs to be like,all right,you did something like this.You still,
03:13:11you,there's nothing for me.Like,look,I understand my enemy is my enemy.I know you're my villain.I know you're a villain.I know you're against me.
03:13:18There is nothing worse than a coward that falls by the wayside when he's met with opposition like that.We bite their dicks off.You should literally,you should literally just be not allowed to play to say.Game.Rip his dick off, dude.That's, that's the punishment.You get your stuff, you go on a plane, and you leave right now.
03:13:35That's it.You leave before you get your, your, yeah, your, your balls exploded.We will explode your balls for, chill like that.And if you stay here, you are a sentence.You can own property.You can eat, you can eat it like a, you can eat a handful of fries while you'reworking at McDonald's and get potentially fired while you're working.You know, you just steal some from there.
03:13:53And then if you do something like this, you completely lie.You got toThe president could lead to warsKill peopleBe a rapistBe best friends with a pedophileYour crimesAnd you're not having balls
03:14:08FlockedYour crimes have been thoroughlyYour crimes have been thoroughlyListed for the juryAnd we've all decidedThat we're going toSotter your penis shutSo that you
03:14:20Your balls explodeThat's not even enough, broThat's not even enoughI like thatLike the idea of holdinglike trying to not piss for the longest time.Like how long could you last?Like you just like, oh no, you know it's coming eventually.
03:14:34That first pissed, your ball's going to explode.It's over.You just know what a five star is?No.It's literally when you get open hand slap someone's back,but a gorilla has to do that to you.Oh.It's like, all right.
03:14:45You got a girl.I got a five star you.I like that.If you make, if you make any noise after the hit, it does it again.If you make a single sound.You got to get you got to get you got to get hit and you got to get hit and then smile and do a dance afterwardsAnd it better be it better be fluidHades is just reverse Diablo happy Kirkavoursary from turning pale USA
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03:15:31because he took a loss of his hard ass. ProgerianHunter has officially has a daughter, frying baconwith my shirt off, the original Charles EntertainmentKirk, all hands on Dick,Naferam, and rounding out our list as always.The king ofhaphazard. Yeah.Magnificent.
03:15:51Magnificent.Somebody minded Goku and a Residentable 4.is he moving mad or is he just like regularly on but is this is the go no no it's definitely like fromI don't know which game this is from or is he tripping I don't know like what uh oh what is he teleportdid he teleport he did the fucking instant transmission I don't know like what this is from I don'tthat is reasonable for yeah but like the model of Goku that's 10 kaiichiI'm assuming I'm assuming that's post I'll just beat freeza let me look at it closer because I want tomake sure that it's because I mean it might be I mean I would imagine it's probably sparking zero right
03:16:29I mean oh maybe that's the most yeah that makes sense best I'm talking about the designthis picture this guy hugging his stick is amazing man all right I'll uh all right we'll see younext time remember patreon.com slash start thinking you can go over there uh join us toss us a buckand uh yeah we'll see you next time
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