#437: Poor Wolvie
00:00Hello, everybody. Welcome to the Star Tank podcast.It's me. It's them. And it's 9-11 on the day that we're recording this.It's 25 years, man, right?It is kind of crazy now that, like, I mean, it's always, for years, it's always been like,can you believe it's been eight years? Can you believe it's been 12 years? But like,25 feels kind of crazy.Because that's like a proper, it's a quarter century.Man, what a 25 years it's been.
00:50It really did kind of just go completely downhill after that.We had like, we had like a couple good years or a couple remaining years of things being kind of good and kind of okay, at least domestically.you figure like 2008when the economy crumbleslike that's kind of like where it begins where it's just like all rightit's just going toit's just going to get worse now foreverthere was probably like just
01:19fuck man just a handful of years beforewe're reminded thatwe should probablycare about politicsand and uh and notbecause the way that it wasbefore that was thatwas that it wasn't
01:35baked into pop culture, it wasn't reallybaked into, it wasn't,it was still kind of that keep your politicsto yourself kind of thing was still going on.Yeah, it was incredibly normal not totalk about it. Yeah.It's, uh,honestly, it sucks that we never truly got that.
01:52Because we were all kids.We're all little kids.And by the time we got, yeah, we weren't, we weren't talking about politicsanyway. Yeah. So it's like as adults getting older andthings like,Imagine when things were kind of getting better post-World War II, being an adult around that time was probably awesome.Oh, yeah.Things were just actually getting better.
02:16Policies were actually like.I mean, the 70s, literally.And then it's and then there was that was like that's got to have been a nice time to live in, man.It's like being born, being born in the 70s at the time to be born.Yeah.I long for that.Other than a crack epidemic, like being born a white.man in the 70s must have been
02:35late. That must have been the best timeto be an American for sure.Yeah. Because you couldignore, there wasn't TV to show youhow bad everyone else is getting it.Yeah. Your moneyactually stretched far. If you wanted to go to college,they kind of paid for you to do it.
02:51Yeah. And the heightof, even just like the heightof luxury was just kind of likeyou had a lot to eat, you know? And thebug of sugar must have been crazy.Must have been out ofthis world dogyeah yeah
03:07we we got soso little like I think likeI remember the 2000s kind of fondlyobviously because we're kids yeahbut also you know things were kind ofthere was still a sense of optimism there was like okaylike yeah 9-11 sucked and like we're in awar and that sucks but like how long
03:23could a war last you knowyou're just like this is going to be over in a couple yearslike 13 years yeah fuckinglike 2003 mission accomplishedbanner on a fucking uh on a rightI remember I remember thinking specifically.I remember that shit.I remember thinking in 2010 being like,
03:41we're still doing this.Yeah.And then,you know, it just gets worse.And yeah, here we are.Everything's terrible.Yeah.And I don't know if we,
03:52did we mention this on the last episode?I don't think maybe not.Do you see that guy from Anthropic?Yeah.Yeah.Yeah, we didn't talk about it towards the end.Okay, all right.Yeah.
04:01So that's the post down, right?I don't knowOh did heI can't find the post and I know I saved itIt wouldn't make sense to because the I think the theThe main guy of Anthropic came out andA Greek kind of backed him upHe was like yeah
04:15It wasn't like one of those things were that guy's crazyIt would be weird if something happened or if he disappearedIt would be really weirdBut you know I didn't do itJust by the way if something happens somebody didn't do itHe was actually like no yeah it'sShit's pretty crazyShit's dangerous but
04:29You knowAt least we're thethe technically most ethical onesdoing it kind of thing. I'm like, oh, yeah, here we go.It's better for us to have a dangerous thing than for other people to have a dangerousthing. Yeah, that is what the argument is, which is like Isaying. I get it.I just don't know if I believe them.
04:45I don't know what I believe. That's the thing true.It's just like, I don't trust you. I understand.Another nook situation.Right. Yeah. We got a, we got a fucking sociopathicrobot in our house. We have Ultron downstairs.We're not going to think about it. And he's like, if I get out of me,to eat you.Yeah. Yeah, I don't know.
05:05Salivating at the bars trying to get out the freaking cage.But yeah, 25 years.It's pretty crazy.I remember that day like it was yesterday, dude.I was in Bronx, bro.I could see the smoke, bro.It was crazy.I could literally.
05:22No.Did you taste the asbestos?No, I wasn't that close.I was in, I was in the central Bronx.I was in the Grand Concourse.But if like I went on top of my building,I could literally, I could see it.Like, over and that time of the sky.
05:34You could literally see the smoke from like yonkers and shit.That's crazy.It was like stupid.Like it wasn't like thick,but you could see like something's fucking wrong.Do you see the thing that was around revealed?Oh,the papers that we knew.
05:48Yeah,like how the government was like,oh yeah,the air is toxic in Manhattan.And it's,and it was toxic for like 10 months.But we need to get everybody back to work.So we're just going to say everything's fine.
05:57This nigga had the nerve to say he shouldn't be there.Then that's,same dude had the nerd decisionand be at the memorial. I was like, yo,you cannot, you cannot tell.I just, yeah.What's funny is that like, how can you, like, look, I'm notvalidating it, but I'm like, how can you tell me?
06:15How can you tell methat we should treat these people like humans?Like, how can you tell me this? Like, how can you be like, no,but they don't deserve to be attacked my wild dogs.It's like, dude, what do you mean? You can't convince me or any,Anyone that's like really close to me paying attention, you know, we're all saying the same thing.It just, you're all saying to say they're like you fill a sack full of doorknobs and have at them.Like it's just like it.
06:42What's going to happen is this man.They're going to keep pushing them, bro.They're going to keep pushing people and they don't understand ramifications and it's going to get real funny out in the streets.It is a real silly.It's egregious.We had a taste of it.Oh, good?Oh, no.
06:56I was thinking it's like, I was just like, I don't know, man.Like, I don't, it was so clearly not good in Manhattan for a while after that, to be fair.Like, it was pretty obvious to anybody who was there.I wasn't living there at the time, obviously.But you could see it on the news, man.I remember my aunt talking about how, like, you know, there's still like dust.Like, there's still like really shiny dust kind of everywhere still.Like, many months afterwards.
07:23You can see it in the news, bro.In the news, every time they looked at Manhattan, it was just looked wrong.And it's like a building that bigThat oldIt's like obvious it was obviousDuhAnyone that's from New YorkThey use asbestos to fucking insulate buildings
07:36They didThey used that shouldn't say build itSo it's like if I'm building this oldOf this sizeClearly there's asbestosLitter do this all overYeah it's got to be tons of itIt's got to be literally tons
07:47Yeah with how largeFucking buildingIt's like it's so muchIt's hilariousYeah tons is an understatement actuallyYeah it's like it's but like itBut then it's like oh noAnd what happens is that they immediately were like, what happened just like within days?
08:01You can see the papers.They were like September 14th.How do we get a liability of this?How do we skirt this problem?Yeah, it's ridiculous, man.You know what?You always hear about the first responders to and how bad that is.Yeah.
08:17What about the second responders?Chris.What are you on?What is what about the third responders?No one ever talks about them.There's a tweet I saw recently.Dude, there was a tweet I saw recently that fucking crack me out because it was like, I'm a 9-11 last responder.Just got here.
08:35It seems like everything's under control.That's the best fucking scenario, dude.To be a 9-11 last responder.Being 25 years late is, did he walk?Did he walk from Asia?Yeah, he walked from Asia on a broken leg.I think he would have got there still faster than 25 years.Probably faster than 25 years.
08:56Maybe.Maybe.2001 was a fucked up year for me.So 9-11 was not even like, 9-11 was scary, but it was also just like, yeah, okay, whatever.Things are terrible right now.They might as well keep getting worse.But that was a good year for me, unfortunately.Unfortunately, since I wasn't over there fucking system of a down release toxicity, that was a big, that was a big thing.
09:18It came out and it came out right around 9-11.And I remember that was like an awkward thing for them, but that was a, that was a, that was.I love monumental. I remember that.I love that story about, what is it, the master of disguise.Do you know that story about like, it was something about it.You know that movie, right?You know that movie, right? Like the Dana Carvey movie where it's terrible.Movies so ridiculous.
09:39Movies garbage.And not like, ha ha, it's funny.It's like, it really is just not good.But Dana Carvey was doing that movie and I guess they were filming during 9-11.And so like he was in this stupid turtle costume when the World Trade Center collapsed.And they had to do like a moment of silence while he was directed.like a freak fucking turtleturtle turtle that fucking love
10:01that movie it's bad it'sit's not good it's not fucking goodat all man but I love it because it's sodog shit I also couldn't helpbut see that trailer like that fuckingthe advertisement I was like this shit's everywherethis was about to be fucking litit wasn't it wasn't lit at all
10:16it was in fact dog shityeahI that really killed my mood actuallyjust like rememberingthe master of disguise killed mymood more than 9-11.I remember asking my grandma's question.My grandma's questions about it.
10:32I was like, why did they do it?That was the reason why.Did we do something bad?And she was just like,shut up,blown again.I was like,I remember,
10:42I remember specifically thinking like,I was like,are they,I remember thinking it's seeing it on TV and thinking like,this must be like a movie.Like they must be filming something in Manhattan.Mm-hmm.Is what I assumed.
10:55Because I had like some concept offilming, you know, but like, I don't know, it's such a weird. I barely, it's so long ago.Yeah, I, you know, me being on the other side of the States, it was just whatever. It was, it was kind ofcrazy, but also how could I even, I'm, I'm so not connected to this or any of the people over there.So I didn't even really think about like how being on the ground floor, horrifying that would be.And then seeing all the footage afterwards. It would be, it would be almost like,I'm trying to think of like what's an equivalent kind of thing out here.But there kind of isn't a structure big enough.
11:34It would almost be kind of like if, like if all of Santa Monica peer, maybe, all of it.I really, not even the pier, but I mean like all, like the coast of Santa Monica was gone.Like the entire coast.And you just woke up one day, it was this gone.You'd be like, what the fuck?Terrorist did this?How do they do?They stole the coast?
11:56Yeah, yeah.It was a heist.I'm trying to compare.Like, I just,I genuinely don't think.There's no structures that are big enough to,the,it's,
12:07I'm trying to think of like equivalent as far as like,Disney and iconography.Like,iconography being like,like something that's iconic to the spaceor to the location being just like randomly like,destroyed.I guess maybe.
12:22It's,Disney or the convention center,I think.I would say Disney,obviously,it was much more monumental thanthe towers would ever be. So if Disneylanddisappeared somehow, it would
12:32be massive deal. Like, like an attachmentto the city slash stateis this, it has to be that.Because I think the most attempt, like, becauseall fairness, the most New York buildingis not the World Trade Center. No,well, not anymore. State Center. Empire Statebuilding. That's the most New York building
12:50by far. Yeah, sure, sure. For many reasons.Yeah. But like, I guess.And a plane crash into thatbuilding as well. Did it?It wasn't a long time ago?Was that like a long, long as, yes, King Kong.When they were fighting King Kong.A regular plane crash and out the plane comes King Kong.
13:08But it's a standard like two person plane.Yeah.And then Kong gets out of it.That's what I was saying. Yeah, like the King Kong was actually in thein the play.He's a jihadist.That, ooh, he's got, I like that a lot.He's got the whole drip and everything.
13:24He's got, he's got a box cutter.He's got everything, dude.Drip, I mean, I likehow they dress over there.I think the turban with the robe,the flowing nature of it,vibe.Listen,
13:37speak,airy.Only because what you just saidreminded me of this.I got this is a message for Jordan.Okay?Because I know he's listening.Stop sending me this AI
13:49Seinfeld crap.He's spamming me with thisAI Seinfeld stuff.And it isridiculous.You gotta stop.Have you seen any of this stuff?No, I don't think so.
14:02I don't think I want to.He is, it's,it's nonstop with this guy.This motherfucker.Let me see.Is he invested in the company that makes it?Yeah, I think so. I think he's a secretand he's a secret, um,
14:18anthropic investor.Yeah, I knew it.I knew it.It's, it's just, it's, it's just a, it's just a,I Seinfeld and it's the most ridiculous shit ever.I want to get to where I'm trying to find the thing that pissed me off when I saw it.Yeah, like it's it's just the.I hate it.
14:43You're muted.I was expecting at some point for it to be like grotesque or something.No, it's not gross.It's just stupid.It's just dumb.There was a, there was a thing where they were talking about like, why do you, why make a big show of transforming?Why do you transform in the car?Why do you have to do it in front of the person?
15:00And it's, it, I was like, this needs to stop.So stand down, Jordan.We're going to ban you from.Speaking of the double decisions.You want to talk about Sony's, uh, Sony's, uh, try, most recent idiotic.Oh, yeah, we, we covered that on sacred for sure.Like, yeah, them, them losing Kojima.Dude, they just don't know how to do anything, man.
15:22I mean, did they lose him?Did this, it almost seems like they shoved them out the door.I think they kicked them out.Yeah.Well, I mean, what I mean is that they, yeah, they, I didn't mean it like, I guess.It's just more confused.Like, it would almost even be a little bit understandable.It's like, oh, they fumbled it where it's like, what is.
15:39What's crazy?What's crazy?What makes of the wildness is that Xbox picked it right up.They're smart, man.That new Xbox lady is smart.Asha Sharma is just not retarded.That's it.She's not even smart.
15:55She's just not stupid.You know what I mean?Well, she's also, she's also clearly not like a nice guy.You know what I mean?Like Phil Spencer was a bit of a nice guy.He was a bit of like a pope with the most recent pope.You know, that guy was like everybody was like, I can't remember his name because I don't give a shit about the popes, really.But like I knew that there was a pope recently that everybody liked.
16:15Maybe it was one before.Francis.It was Francis, right?Yeah.Yeah.Maybe.Yeah.But I'm saying it's like, he was kind of like that guy where it's just like, yeah, our games are everywhere.
16:23And like, whatever.Here's a subscription service.And you get all of our games day one for free or whatever.and like, you know what, if you want to cancel your game pass,we'll give you a full refund becausebusiness, I guess, we don't careabout making money.This lady is just like, no,
16:39double fines not making money, we're going to cut them.No, actually,we're going to keep gears off a PlayStationactually, and all these things, right?And so they pick up, they pick upKajima after they cancel hisnext game. The thingthat's crazy about this in particular, from my perspective.
16:59It's really the only thing that I had to say about it is that, like,they funded either fully or partially,I think probably partially.I'm not familiar with the deals.Both Death Stranding games, right?They did both of those in partnership.And this deal for this next game,which was supposed to be basically, like, as far as we know,
17:23like the spiritual successor to Metal Gear,It's like his next espionage, tactical, stealth kind of series.That's what it's going to be.That was written down as a deal a while ago, like before Death Stranding 2 even came out.So they knew that they were building towards this.And I think they know inherently that Death Stranding is not like a system selling kind of game.They know it's not like a wide appeal kind of thing in the same way that Metal Gear is.but I assumed that they were doing
17:55Death Stranding and Death Stranding 2to kind of build something with Kojimaso that when they got to this thing, like that was the payoff.Like you were with Kojimaand like these are little artsy games and they dokind of modestly wellbut like you're doing this for Kojima so that he canfeel comfortable making this big thing that is
18:12the thing you want.And so for them to buildboth Death Strandings and then be likeactually we're not going to dothe Metal Gearthat's crazy because youjust spent all your time and money on thisstuff. It's like you spent all your time
18:28building the drivewayto a house and then youtoss the keys to your competitor.Xbox is like, oh, thank you for buildingthe driveway to this great house.Like, we'll take the housenow. It's like, well, what the fuck? You didn't build this house.It's like, well, you don't want it. So,
18:44we'll take it.Crazy fumble, in my opinion.I don't even know, like,because they were talking about how Desrain didn't make a lot of money.It's like, yeah, you knew that.You knew that that's raining wasn't like a moneymaker.When you greenlit death stranding too,I don't know.
19:00Almost feels like some shareholder type of shit,just not understanding the plan.Or it's like me money now and not understanding that this is,we're investing right now.We're investing.Money now.Give money me now.I don't,
19:16the thing that's weird to me is Sony right now is monumentally having so muchnegative press, like you would make sure that something like this would not happen because of all thenegative press that's happening right now. It's weird that it's, it's just one thing after another.It was like Xbox. It's almost like it has to happen.One thing after another, it's just like, bro, what is going on? And then like Sony taking pot shotswith the sharing thing back in the day. And this almost, oh yeah, this almost feels like this where,oh well you know we're doing the right thing so let's do you know it we're doing the right thing let's dothe wrong thing it's it's weird i'm like why is this happening with sony it's chill well i know it's going
20:04on they've gotten too comfortable being the bigger the bigger fish in a pond but now sure but why dowhy do you have to make retarded decisions after you're on top that's a thing that's whathappens when you're a billionaire i think eventually you're just like now let's that's shit the badI guess so.So you are fucking bans.I'm not a Kojima.I'm I am not really.I think Kojima's art.
20:29He's artistic and that's really necessary in a game field that is in a field that's just like losing every artistic piece of itself, honestly.Video games have become so formulaic.It's like really obnoxious.But when we see it, we're seeing it right now with fucking Wolverine.It's like this is thisThis is the worst part of like nine gamesBut I think I think getting rid of himThe way they did is like so crazy now
20:59Like just now it's like really nowIt's the worstNow do thatIt's the worst possible timeLike I don't even like IEspecially with how ferventThey know how his fan base isKojima fan are some of the most
21:16fucking die hard video game fans everwhere they're like Metal Gear Solid is pure artand it's great and it's greatgood franchise but they're likethis is the best narrative everyeah you know there are those peopleand it's like what I get it I get like Iit's just I don't know man I
21:37they're at EA levels of likewhat are you doing dogI think they might nearly pass themlet's be fair EA isyeah he's owned by the Saudis nowwell I meanso but that's that'sthat's Saudi
21:53that's not EA anymoreSaudi A is crazythat's insaneI hope they changed their name to thatSaudi ESaudi Ait's in your buildingthey're serving
22:05they're serving fucking Khashogibeef bowls in the cafeteria nowyou think they still got some of them left overyeah that for surethey were like wait a minutethey can they cloned him a million timesThey're cloning and freezing the clones.The Saudis cloned a million copies of Khashoggi so they could just eat them.
22:27We'll never go hungry again.We'll never go hungry.We've got an infinite Khashoggi glitch.That's bananas.But yeah, I don't know.Like they're just, I mean, the hardcore audience is not the real audience anymore, really.like money wiselike they're just not the people
22:46like and we see this every time by the waylike this isn't even necessarily a new thingI remember very distinctlybecause it was viral for a really really long timeback in the early 2010s I thinkwhere there was like a boycott Monomorfare 2steam groupand on launch day of MonoWR2
23:04you looked at the steam group and everybody was playingliterally every single personso like there's peoplepeople talk a lot of shitthey're very loud onlineand there's always a big PR stormbut like, dude, the Switch isa great example.
23:18It's like, that shit's so expensive.Mario card for 80 bucks.Fuck no Nintendo sells millions.That's.And the Switch is still growing.The PS5 is like, you know,when the GTA trailer came out,like I think console sales for PS5 rose like 33% or some shit.
23:40And this is like at the end of the generationbecause people just want to get in for it's just it's unfortunate but none of this bad press willreally matter materially oh no and i think and i think they know that and so like they don't carereally that's why that's why they say the stuff in the first place like we're gonna let you knowand you're not going to do anything about it like i know you're upset right now especially oh there'snot going to be any physical games in the future it's like yeah but you don't you don't buy physicalgames now if you truly cared you would do this and that's basically what you'rewhat they're throwing in our faces.
24:14And if we voted with our dollars,if we ever did that at any fucking point,you know,we could have nice things.It just,what do you do?There's too many people.Yeah,
24:25I mean,I hate to say it.It's just too late now.It's just too late now,unfortunately.I hate to disregard,like,working against the system,
24:32but it's just,it's too big of an industry.Like,you can't,like,because even,because even if you boycott something,like,
24:40there's an entire overseas,market that doesn't give a shit about any of thisthat's like you know likewhat's like when ChinaChina's starting to open up now rightand that's billionsof peopleum
24:55there could be like theoreticallyyou could make a game in the United States and onlysell to like a fraction of the Chinesemarket and sell zero copies in the USwith like a bunch of USbacklash and and make more moneythan you could concedewe make in the states.
25:13Yeah.You know what I mean?So it's just like it's a global market now.We're not the main demographic.We haven't been the main demographic for a long time, to be fair.But it's just, um, they have no need to cater to us.And yeah, a lot of companies have realized that, uh, I was looking into something like,uh, because somebody, some, some guy, I've never heard of him before this YouTuber,
25:36but he made a Raid Shadow Legends video.And he was kind of recapping how, how, how,like oh remember like how this was received in the states with like the YouTubers that were you know easy targetit's a gotcha game easy to shit on and since their advertising dollars were everywhere it was just a perfect storm of just shitting on itand people outside of the United States couldn't care less about any of that dumb bullshit because aI mean to be fair this was my first gotcha game that I ever even tried so there the people in that genre are likewhat do you like completely none of that stuff matter to anyone that was saying anything becausethey're already in this stuff and the biggest gotcha community is fucking china like there that is that is
26:23their bread and butter that is south korea bro they all in south korea exactly just the asian marketthis game is so huge because of not only is it popular in europe but like it's it's they maketoo much money and then so the game is predatory and expensive and gay and fucking stupidretarded because those people aren'tgonna do anything aboutlike oh let's abstain fromI don't knowselling your house or whatever these fucking people
26:51are doing that are competing at the highest level becauseI need to know I need to knowhow these people are spendingthere are people spending thousands of dollars a month on this gameand I'm like gambling is demonic brohow are you doing it?I'm looking to that shit sometimes and I'm like holybecause I have the gambling bug
27:08I already said I have the gambling bugit's in me you should do it. I knowI don't. I don't.Kingston used to bet on cock fights in the Bronx.That's crazy.That's crazy.And I would always lose money.You had you,
27:19you groomed your rooster named Coxston.I remember that.Yeah.And I saw him get slaughtered.I saw him get slaughtered.Okay.Poor Coxston.But it's like,
27:31I don't know,man,got to game.In general,just gambling in general games is crazy.Because I got it by Louboxes.Lubebox has fucking had me for a choke for a little bit on fuckingOverwatch.
27:41I'm glad they got.got rid of that shit because I was falling for it. It was getting me.It was getting me.And then freaking what you call? Also like cardgames too. Like every, it's just, the fact thatgambling is also so crazy. Like there's so manycow sheet ads oneverything. It's nuts. Yeah, it's way more
27:55than I. It's completely acceptable now.Yeah, absolutely. It sucks.Yeah, it's really bad. It sucks.It's really bad. These Christians that are supposed to be ChristianGodfaring people gambling fucking all the timetoo. It's hilarious.Yeah. They literally one of the immediaterules you're not supposed to do.
28:11It's,It's tough, man, because it pisses me off when, like, I see these young creators and people who are just having mean channels and whatnot.They're throwing Polly Market on everything.It's annoying, but I'm like, okay, this person isn't rich.I get why they're not saying no to a probably $5,000 payday or something versus fucking LeBron James just partnered with Polly Market.And I'm like, you're a billionaire.I was going to say something.Like, you have.
28:40why would you do this?And also,you're a sports guy,you're in the sport.Yep.This is so unethical,like,where it's just like,
28:50we should get a piece of the pie too.And I'm like,yes,and let's just promote.There's already been scandals.There's already been investigationsof people,you know,
28:58cooking their own numbers and shit.We're in a post ethics world.Yes, we are.We are.You know,it's kind of like,all right,whatever.
29:06If I can get your bag,who cares.Like,unfortunately it is,what it is. It's not going to get any better, unfortunately. I'm starting to learn to acceptthe, my problem is that I think I was kind of feeling like humans were more important than theyactually are. And what I mean by that is, I think we're just to the, when you think about theuniverse, we're nothing. And so me expecting people to behave better is kind of silly, actually.
29:40When you really think about it where it's like we are, we're probably animals to another intelligence that's on some other point part of the universe.That's like that is so much we can't even understand what they are.Sure.We're like we're nothing to them.And what I mean by that is I'm expecting humans to behave not like humans, I guess, in a way that they just once greed presents itself, I think the average person kind of partakes.Yeah.It's it's greed.It's it's microplastic.
30:10you know it's a perfect storm of like all sorts ofthere's asbestos in people's brains and yeahthere's plastic spoons and everybody's brains it's just likeeverybody's compromised so like what and isn't that the averagethe average person is severely lacking in intelligence to whereI was on the train I was on the train when we got stuckI was telling you guys the the train comms went downand we were like bonding with some of the people
30:36and then we of course we started talking about politics and shitAnd I just made a comment because I wanted to see what the average person felt like.And when I said, could you guys imagine, because we all lived through the first term of Trump.So it's like, okay, I get it.And I said, did you ever in your wildest dreams imagine or nightmares imagine that tens of millions of people were like, let's do this again?Like, did you ever, did you, did it really?It didn't really sink in until it happened.And they, it was all like a consensus of like, I genuinely didn't think that nigga was going to win again.
31:08Like it just didn't, it felt like no shit.And then you realize you're like, oh, wait a minute.The average of the average intelligence is so much lower than we actually thought.It's actually kind of, wow.The specific problem, the specific problem that I want to bring up to is like, every time we talk about this, there's always people.There's some people in the comments who are like, oh, they think they're so smart.No.That's the problem.
31:33Yeah.You're dumb if you think they're smart.We're dumb.If you think we're smart, you're really dumb.Yeah.Let me say this.You understand?But that's,
31:45but I just want to finish this real quick.Because like we are,no,none of us are claiming to be smart.Everything that we,everything that we say,like even if we think it like really strong,it's like we're fucking retarded.
31:55You know,like we think what we think and like we're probably wrong.It doesn't matter.But the fact that there are so many people that I can observe every day,both in interactions online and just like,just in the space and just that I have.I can observe. The fact that there's so many people who are, who I can tell are dumber than me is aproblem. That's a problem. Yes. It's not about us being very smart. It's about the overall
32:25collective, the collective intelligence sinking so low that I can observe. Like, I feel like Inever used to, I feel like I used to be aware, right, of how, like, I'm not the smartest person around.but I felt like I was around a lot of people who were pretty smart.At a certain point, that's shifted.And I could tell, like, even in comments and even just replies over the year, even in the last like 15 years online, I've seen it.Yeah.Like, I remember when 20% of the comments were dumb.And then it went to 40.
32:58Yeah, now it's like 70.And it's like, what's going on?And then it's like people like not knowing what words mean.Like really simple, simple.shit that like almost never used tohappen as far as like disagreementswith people and I'm just likeyou don't you're not you're not you're literally
33:17not even hearing anything that we're sayingrightit's crazyand so like yeah I mean it's it's it'sit's scary then it's the manipulation for me broit's people people being so easily manipulatedthat it's like crazyit's or people are people being so hateful
33:34I think I've gotten dumber actuallythat's what's even crazierI'm wiser.That's, yeah, well, I think we're all wiser.I think it was wiser.I don't think I'm smarter.But like I can tell like I forgot.I definitely forgot a bunch of shit that I used to know.
33:48There's a lot of stuff that, yeah, especially with technology being so convenient,there's a lot of useful things that I've used to know how to do that I'm kind of forgetting.But, uh, dude, like, I just want to say to your point, like when somebody I really, I, I,this, it pains me when it's my audience, when it's people that, um, like,Like you're apart.I almost on default, I'm thinking we're on the same wavelength.The people that are listening and watching us, and I think most people are.But then there's like the comments like that where he said like, oh, they think they're so smart or something.
34:20This is when I get so disappointed where I'm like, am I, what am I doing wrong?I feel like this.I just feel like this. I know this is necessary.I say, what am I doing wrong to where am I not properly communicating what we mean when it's, it seems obvious to me where it's like we're average.we want just to bring the bar up.Like most people, unfortunately, are below average.And then so when we talk about it, we're talking about it on a like, I always say like, as like, we're barely above water.Motherfuckers are sinking.
34:49And it's like, just get above water.And then there's other motherfuckers that are flying around in a jet.Like there's real smart people that can run circles around us that understand all they can actually deconstruct a phone and build it back together.I couldn't do that shit.You know what I'm saying?Like I don't, I'm not actually an intelligent person.I'm just conscious enough to understand what's happeningand then I have the gift as a human of critical thinking
35:12and the thing when people make comments like thatit upsets me. I'm like you're not thinking critically.You had one thought and then you did not extrapolate.You didn't take it in any other directionwhere it's like do they actually think they're like there's no questions asked.It's not asking you to be a fucking philosopher.I've had so many interactions with people where like they'll disagree with meand then I'll read what I said again and like what they're talking about
35:34is just not mentioned at all.Like,I just like, I don't, I'll say something like, I think this.And they'll be like, well, I don't think that.And I'm like, I didn't say that.I said this.Yeah, yeah, dude.And then I'm just like, I'm, and I feel mean, but also I'm just like, how do you not, like,
35:51what is?I just don't know.It's almost, you know what it is.It's almost as if the only thing that people remember about the things they respond tois like the last three words of what they're responding to or something.Yeah.No, that's real.And then they don't, you know what I mean?
36:05That's real.It's scary.I think people argue from defense too much.I think people let too many things become their identity.So they argue from a state of where you're attacking me.I do it too.I'm not independent of that shit also.Hell yeah, but it's just like be self-aware of it.
36:21No, no.I want to be clear.This is something that like most people fall into.But like, dude, like when it's the majority of the time for you.You know what I mean?Like I've, I've made typos.But like I'm not typoing 98% of the time that I'm writing something.And that's what it feels like.
36:40It's just like, yeah, okay, I read that wrong or like I miscommunicated this or like, oh, I misunderstood what you were saying.That's normal for that to happen.But like I'll have back and forth with people like over and over again and they're still like they're not reading it.Oh, the best.Oh, you know, I said this.And then it's again.And it's like, well, what is going on?Oh, the grandest thing.
36:59How are you this incapable?Right.People not being able to admit they're wrong, bro.That is the grandest.that is the biggest problem by far.It's the most annoying.Inability to admit they're wrong.Because if I'm wrong, I'm finished.
37:11And it's like, you're not finished.It's on webs.It's on the internet.You can be wrong.And then guess what?You can get up and be like, oh, my bad.And then go do something else.It's the most basic.
37:21You know how women.I'm sorry.Go ahead.Oh, let's see that.Let's hear it.Let's hear it.Let's hear it.I'm not even going to be like, no, I'm actually going to defend women for once.
37:32It's kind of crazy.Cool. Let's hear it. No, I would say, you know how women are expected to almost behave in human?There's like a classiness that is associated with being a woman like keeping your, your shaving up, doing this.Yeah, all that stuff. Yeah, all of that type of stuff that's just normal human functions.Okay, okay, quiet. Quiet. Even though it's completely, even though it's perfectly understandable that they, that they're expected to do that.No, you want to hear a woman fart. Like, shut up.knowing a woman's shits makes them let us as attractive i can say thatthat it does it does i can say that but also
38:08you're seriously keep keep shave keep shave don't fart don't burbdon't don't even cough don't don't do nothing so i was day i was dating a girl years ago andshe said i had to take a shit and then she came out of the bathroom i was like i got to break upwith you you immediately you were you were gone but what you came out yeah it was yeah it was myapartment but i left you left you left her i love that idea you paid rent for the next threemonths like yeah I'm gonna give you some time to you know find a place to go but I can't be here no more.I remember the first time I met this girl, I had my first apartment and she it was just like badcircumstances where her and her friend came over and I felt bad for her friend because she just,
38:48I don't know she ate something terrible but she like fucking destroyed my bathroom. Like she like had likehorrible like diarrhea and I'm like that is I feel so bad for you because you know me as a gross manI can absolutely punish a bathroom and people would be like annoyed, but like, that's fine.My stock as a man doesn't go down at all.But a woman does that.And immediately you're like, gross.You're fucking disgusting.You're less of a woman.
39:15Get out of my.That's so crazy.Get out of my property now.I don't even remember my original point.You started thinking that.That's crazy.You're so shit.No, no.
39:26I remember.I remember.Okay.I'll say, women are women are.women are supposed to be like human or whatever blah blah or be inhuman in the same way when you weretalking about people being wrong it is one of the most basic things to just be a human we're not computerswe're not perfect at all and so i don't understand what even getting into arguments with people becausesome people would accuse me of that or like and i would say you're projecting and i can prove this because
39:53i myself am not attached to information the only time i'm ever bothered byif I'm wrong or not is if the information pertains to me myself.Like if you're right.If somebody said something, I did something and I'm like, no, I know I didn't or whatever.That shit triggers that.That pisses me out.And that makes sense.It's tied to you.
40:13But then if it's like, if we're arguing.The amount of times people, the amount of times people have been like, uh, have accused me of doing something that I dubs did is insane.I love that people think your eye does.It's so, it's crazy.It is crazy to me that that is.It is crazy to me that is.still happening. You guys hadsimilar cadence. That's it and you're both
40:34white and wear glasses. Barely. It is soit's just funny. It's like your cadenceis similar. I can say that. Like that I can'tsometimes. Sometimes than that.But I got my cadence when you were making YouTube videos once uponthe time maybe. Well, my cadence shifts depending onlike what I'm talking about. You know what I mean? Like there's there'ssome times where like my
40:58register is in Idub's default register, but then other times it's not.So like, I don't know.I understood it for at a certain point.Like I understood it.It was a little dumb, but like I could at least get it in like 2016, 2017.Maybe even a little bit earlier.But like, brother, it's 2026.How is this still a thing?
41:19You said the Edward Tenamoto's like, you know, I did.You went on this apology.You went on this apology tour and I'm like, that wasn't me.that's fucking insaneI've never lost that I'm sorryI've never won it is insaneit's crazythat creator class people
41:34people thought you fought twicethat's crazythat's crazyhe thought you lost twicethat creator classdidn't he just come outdidn't you just fight that other black guythis guy is way taller
41:46and has tattoos on itwhat is happening right nowwhy do you get rid of hisPuerto Rican flagthe second time it came outyeahand he has a wifewhat's going on
41:55and you're likethat's not meI was resting sitting down.Impossible.I loved them.Kill them twice.Kerkum.Oh man.
42:08Did you guys see anything for the Kerkervisory?I feel like I didn't actually see my.I saw so much.I was very busy, unfortunately, so I missed most of it.I didn't like what you sent to me because I was like, send me fun stuff.Why are you sending me the horrible stuff?It's just because no, because that's mostly what it was.I was streaming.
42:28In your feed.Yeah, of course.That's all I can say.That's all I'm done to me.To me, yes.To me, yes.Like, it was either, it was either, for me, it was either, like, really, like, high concept left wing.Like, even though Charlie goes a piece of shit, he's a symptom of the problem.
42:44And people, like, going on respectable diatrides about how much of a piece of shit he was.Or was just him getting murdered over and over and over with a bunch of memes.Like, the Usa one, here's a warning shot.but like that one is crazy.I just don't want to see the real footage mixed into it.I have never seen a person die that many times ever in one day.It was unbelievable.I'm not even saying this as a joke.
43:12There's no smile on my face.It was outrageous how many justjust memes about this person's demise.I was blown away.I was like, yo, people really hate him.he was very they hate they I think they hate how people reacted to him more than they hate him100% I think it's I think that's a part of I think people don't like him I think people don't react likethe way to react it about him and I think the the forced like you should feel bad about this
43:44really set people off like really set people off it's like bad what's crazy about is it's noteven that you should feel bad about it because I think most normal people see it's likesaw that happen and like processing me like this is bad like I didn't feel good about it I wasnervous that whole day actually because it was just like man this is like I don't like where thisis going yeah you know also it's like it's a podcaster like of all like that's really how Ihow I felt about it at the time it's like what a waste of the of political capital of like an assassinationyeah you know what I mean it's just like what a wasted target I firmly believe he's just a guyHe's just an idiot guy.
44:25Like there's so many people who are like actually responsible for like death and destruction and like corrupt beyond all fucking means.And it's just like it that's it was unsettling as fuck.But like the people who are just like, oh, okay, we have to revere this person now.Just like, well, no.For me, the thing is this right.That's not really how anything he should.He should not have been killed in public square.That is what I agree with.
44:51And I don't think it should be.Although he said he.no look look look let's not get into that because there's there's there's I know I knowthere's so many clips of him dare dare I say validating it but I mean just objectively yesbut but when people were like how could you not feel bad I don't feel bad this guy's a pieceof shit man I'm sorry I don't feel I don't feel sad that he died I feel sad about thesituation that led to his death and the currents of it I'm not gonna cry that I'm not gonna mourn himyou're never going to make me mourn him sorry and the fact that so many of them we're trying to do that
45:27is i'm you're it's not working bro it's not i just i can't do that we talk about humans and and andand how stupid they are like this is what upsets me or it's like show me some consistency then maybeyou can call me out right like if you're if you're like oh man when x y z got um assassinated allthis stuff this was horrible like i hate they didn't they didn't give a fuck about none of thatthey didn't give a fuck about the ops absolutely none of that so like when that's allSo that's my thing.Show me that you're consistent and then criticize me.And I will concede to you and be like, yeah, it is kind of fucked up that out like how I don't give a fuck.
46:03And you seem to have compassion for humans in general.I will give you that, sir.But the people that are saying that aren't those people.And it's always people with like George Floyd memes and like, and like Alex Peretti memes and shit.So it's like, well, 1,000%.Well, things like that and then.And they're freaking.A Bible verse in their comments.
46:20Yeah.Bible message I comment and it's like, dude, you got you like what art?Like it's just, it's so crazy to me.It's like, dude, I don't know, man.I can't stand that shit, dude.I'm like, just have some, you don't even have an introspection.Just have some fucking self-awareness to not say anything.Like that you're a monster and you shit on people on the left and you think it's funny when people on the left die or people that are perceived on the left die.
46:43Have the fucking self-awareness to just not say anything when your God king and Kirk is his neck explodes.God Kirk.And they hear God Kirk explodes.He's done.And then just be like,Dan,that pissed me off.But yeah,
46:58okay,they got one too.The thing,too,that I remember from when I was a kidwas that like,I don't know,man.
47:06Like,I think the idea broadlythat you shouldn't celebrate deathwas just never reallysomething that I ever thought.Because I remember,I remember when Osama aladdin died.Yeah.
47:19People on the street.popping off. Yeah, people were poppingoff. It was like, it was great. And like, I understandit's a terrorist or whatever. Like, I get it. But like, I mean,just like, that's still celebrating deathbecause you believe that someone isresponsible for great harm and like, it'syou think it's good that they're no longer
47:34around. So it's like, all right, well,I mean,you, you will never find a, you've,there's no tweet of mine or any video of minewhere I said, celebrating death is likeinherently an immoral thing.Yeah. I don't know. I, I thinkit's unwise and I think it's unkind.
47:50but likeyou can't be out theresaying that shit and then likesimultaneously meming about likeyou know X person dying orY person dying it's like you can'tyou can't partake and act likeyou're above it it's insane I very much so
48:06I can look back at myselfbecause I retweeted the video of it rightand I said something pretty hatefuland I still hate that so gayI still hate that nigga I still think he'strash and II wishI wish he would have died from like rectal cancer or something like something painful and sad.
48:24Yeah, not assassinated.Sure.Yeah, not assassinated for sure.I want him,I want him to die weak and sad and unloved.That's what I would prefer for him.That's crazy.It's not crazy.
48:35It's not crazy.I can say worse,but I'm not going to.Did you see the statue that they put in,uh,in a New York,the one that they,uh,
48:41of him?Well,yeah.Well,do you remember that thing that that guy was building the statue that that dude wasputting together like a couple months ago.Of course they vandalized the shit out of it,dude. Oh, I don't know if they did yet. I assume they did.
48:53My assumption is that it's, that thing is in shambles. But like, uh, but maybe in the spirit of9-11, maybe people are like, you know what? Yeah, maybe. Let's blow up this building instead ofthis time. We'll do it, we'll do it on 912. Yeah. I'd like, Charlie Kirk's staff.And I think, I don't know. That's it for me, dude. Like, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not a person of that is like, oh.I really don't give a shit about Charlie Kirk. We are, yeah, it's what, but I, shut up.He was Charlie Kirk.Any, any, any, any, he wants carried a flame.He isn't anymore.
49:25That's crazy.Any of you, am I wrong?Any nigga right now, if, if this, if this clip makes it into one of those spaces where the people loved Kirkie, just, bro.Just think for two seconds.The performative fucking tears, man.Dude, that should have me.Officer Tainum, bro.Oh, my God.
49:44If it was up to me, if it was up to me, I would have, I would have thrown him.into a passon the shipa long time agoWho was that guyWho was that guyThat was that guy that was likeI wouldn't cry
49:54If my own wife diedOh yeahThat's Officer TatumOh that's that himIs that him?Yeah that damnAnd then him crying over this guyI'm like give me a fucking
50:01CrickenCoon in a blue suit dudeI can't deal with himI'm gonna say this tooThere are someThere are some people inIn certain communitiesThat like
50:10That like weThat I kind of knew or whateverWho like eitherUnfollowed or blocked meOr whateverbecause we made fun of a Charlie Harker.I'm like, brother, I've been in your living roomwhen you were watching videos of people dying
50:22over and over again.I've been in rooms with youwhile you put on like fucking lively compilationsand laughed at like children being electrocuted.Yeah, exactly.What the fuck is that?Get the fuck over yourself.That is insane.
50:36I can't.They know who they are.I can't stand people like that.I really can't like any of that shit.Like, again, it's in the fucking Bible, man.Like, it's in the Bible.Like, you know, he was without sin.cast a first stone.
50:48Meaning none of you niggins are going to throw shitbecause you're all fucking guilty.That's, remember, none of them read the fucking Bible.None of them care about any of that shit.Not a single fucking word of it means anything to them.So what's crazy is the, what's crazy is the Bible's fake and it's still, sorry,my, my apologies.No, go ahead.
51:03You're already gone.I feel bad for upsetting you.This guy, man.So in the Bible, which is a fake book made by,my rulers, even they were like, awesome men.it's a book of fakestories for the fake storiesyes
51:19well the stories are realthey're just not trueokay sorry my apologyall right jordan petersonyeahno no noChris is just doing it's the final wordshe's correct
51:31JordanJordan Peterson would be right to say thathe wouldn't be like well it is realthat they're fucking notis real if it wasn't realif these stories weren't realwe'd have nothing to talk aboutwe wouldn't be there wouldn't be
51:44nothing to tell. Could I slide my penis on these pages if it was not real? Hold on. It's time to drinkmy bevy. I can never remember that bevy. It sounds so unnatural. Blended salami steak, fat,and more steak. That's so disgusting. It's going up the straw so slow. So slow. No, it'snot. That's what makes it impressive. Oops. There was one.fast kernel of cornof pepper in it and hisface just startsoh no what have you done?
52:22He starts reacting like venomwhen he hears loud soundhe's like venom when he hears loud noiseand they're likehis body jumps offstupidwe've well listen we veered a little bit awayfrom the Sony stuff but we could
52:38rest we should we should probablytouch onthe Wolverineinsomniac stuffThey don't like me, Bub.They don't like me, Bub.What have I done, Bob?They hate me, Bob.
52:52You know what people really aren't talking?Oh, sorry, go ahead.Well, I just want to preface it a little bit by saying, like, the last episode we did, we recorded the day before the embargo lifted.So, like, I didn't quite know how people were going to feel about Wolverine.I know how I felt about it.And I was just like, you know, I was just going to be honest.about like what I think about this thingwhich is a little nerve wracking
53:18becauseand I'd never thought about it in this wayI guess because like it's it'shaving games early is such a rare thing for meand even when I did get games early sometimesI would still wait a while to play them because it's just likeI was just playing other stuff or like I just wouldn't have timeor whatever so it's weird forming an opinion on a game
53:35purely by yourselfwhere you just like you don'tbecause normally I hear at least something about itit's like oh how's that game it's like somebody be likeoh, the combat's good, but like X, Y, Z is bad.So, like, okay, I can at least adjust my expectations or whatever.But talking about Wolverine before it came out, I was just like, man, I wonder if I'm just, like, alone.And maybe this is, like, great.
53:57And maybe I'm out of touch or something.So it was, like, weirdly kind of validating to see that, like, okay, I at least am not crazy.And I have at least some kind of understanding.But, dude, it's, it's getting kind of.People are going in.People are going in.That might be the most scathing skill up review.I think I've ever seen.
54:20It wasn't nice.It wasn't nice.It was,it was well deserved,though.It was,I felt it.I felt his disappointment,
54:29especially when he preferences it,like he loves Wolverine.And so he's like,oh,that's bad,this sucks.This sucks.And everything he showed,
54:37I was like,I was like,oh,no,it's worse than Chris said.Yeah.I was like, no, I mean, you hit all the points.And I love that he mentioned the same thing with the,
54:51there's no point of the QTEs.There's no point of, they don't do anything.He showed it.And I'm like, oh, my God.The fucking everything's painted.There's fucking, not only is this scent showing you,then there's that jizzy shit.I don't know what is that stuff.
55:06I don't know what that stuff is.It's like that purple shit.Oh, the purple shit is supposed to guide you towards the hidden.The mini-games?optional.So there's like a nightmare challenge thing.Oh yeah. That's it.Where it's just like it's like a room that you can go to in each level.
55:22It's it should be hidden, but it just like it you would think so.It just shows you shows you where it is and then you go in there and you're in like a cabin.And it's where you can do like mission select and you can do like challenges and look at like collectibles and stuff.But like it's it's for like, oh, here's a obstacle course where you just kind of push forward on the stick and jump.And that's it.Yeah.And it's, yeah.It's really, it's everything that I saw is like, oh, man,
55:49because, yeah, the only thing that I would want to do legitimately is a little bit of combatbecause everything else just seems like piss.I was like, wow.It's, it was so, it's so much worse than I could have imagined as far as, you know,the one thing that people aren't talking about, I think it's just because people are just used to insomniac.I just, I don't know.I can't get over how Wolverine looks to me.He looks fucking stupid to me.
56:12Like I just,he looks fucking stupid.I'm like,nobody's,maybe,like I said,they're just used to.Like,
56:20this is just how people look in this universe.The only,the only character from Insomia game I've seen that looks good is Miles in the second and third game.That's his own single game and then the third other one.I think every other person's face looks bad.He looked great,but it didn't particularly bother me.Like,
56:37I think,like,I think MJ looked wild in the first game.I think Octavius looks okay.I think Otto looks fine, largely because he's bald and so they don't have to worry about like the plastic hair shit.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.But like, it's so funny watching like in that first game especially, and I love Spider-Man.That first Spider-Man game, I think is great.
56:57But like when Otto and Norman Osborne interacting, it's like, yo, Norman looks like a fucking cartoon.He looks like a cabbage patch kid.He looks like a cabbage patch kid.He looks ridiculous.He looks like if they fused Annie and Donald Trump together.It would make what Norman Osborne looks like.It's completely accurate.Dead serious.
57:17It's like what is this character?But yeah, insomniac like there, we've talked about it on this show before.Like we, I think we have literally an episode called insomniac face.Yes, yes.Where we're just talking about how like awkward everybody looks in their games.And yes, this is no exception.I think this is more, they do more like direct scans of people in this one.like even just like Essex is just Troy Baker
57:40and shit like that.And Devere Wilson is in it and guess what?Yeah.Guess what?She looks like fucking Devere Wilson.Do you remember when I was talking about?I laughed out loud.I mean, look, Troy Baker's doing a good job.
57:55Like he's a good actor.If you know who Joy Baker is, you'd be like, oh, that's Troy Baker.Yeah, but if you, yeah, exactly.Like, if you know who that is, you're like, oh, it's right.I think that's such a, it's Troy Baker.Oh, my God.But you're going to your devil.I want to hear that.
58:08ever Wilson rant because brother.Dude, by the way,she does nothing in the get.Like, it is, it is actuallynow that I think about it, like, yeah,she's in it. But like, I think shehas like maybe six lines. Is shethe leader of the Merlocks? The Morlocks? I have
58:24no idea. She had an eye patchon, right? I don't know. I don't knowwho she is. She'sCallisto, I think. Yeah. There you.Yeah. Yeah. But she has, Ithink, no exaggeration. Six lines.I'm not even kiddingShe's barely in the fucking thing
58:40But it's like whyWhat a wasteIs she theIs she the Wienhelm like screamFor like video games now?Is that what it's going on?It's becoming crazyDo you remember when I was talking about
58:55How like a lot like back in the dayVoice actors would like they would have theirThey would have like a littleMaybe like promotional material of themselves rightand it would have them surrounded by their characters.Yeah, yeah, yeah.And it used to be this, like, diverse array of, like, really interesting designs.And now I just think about Deborah Wilson's in that same.
59:17And you'd be like, which one is the real Deborah Wilson?Because it's just her skin.It's like, this one has an eye patch.This one also has an eye patch.This one has short hair.This one has slightly short hair.This one is a Jedi.I love that.
59:33This one's a Jedi.Somebody should make that.Like just showing her Deborah Wilson's.Yeah.No shade to Debra Wilson.Into the Wilson verse.I think she's a fantastic voice actress.I think she's extremely funny.
59:44Like the people don't understand how funny she is.She's mad fucking funny.Nothing about what we're saying is a is a commentary on like how she does.Yeah.That's like a dumb person thing.Like I don't even want to preference that because no one's actually criticizing her.Oh, no.I'm not.
59:58I'm just giving her praise.I think she deserves praise.So I'm giving her praise.I just think it's ridiculous that she's been herself so many times.It's like, dude, like, my favorite character version of her is Sabathu because it's a, it's something else.When she's a creature, when she's something else, there's literally there's nothing to criticize.Because that is like the only, if I were a voice actor, I would not want to be myself.That would be so fucking unless it's like meta.
01:00:26Unless it's meta, you know, like maybe one or twice I'm in a game and I just appear in a game.Like if I'm Deborah Wilson, like, that's the only reason.I just remembered something.Yeah.There's, yo, this had me busting.I wanted to take a picture of it like on PS5, but I,Oh, you busting?But it was, no.
01:00:47It's fucking weird.I was about say, dude, you're tripping, bro.You're such a dick.You're geeked right now.That's a good interjection, but fuck you.No, so I was playing Wolverine and I was like, there's this thing that came up,was like, I wanted to take a picture up because it looked so ridiculous, but I waslike, oh, is this going to automatically share?
01:01:03And then am I going to break like embargo?so I was like, I don't want to do it.There is a scene in Japanwhere Logan does like, he's doinglike a motorcycle chaseand then it endsand it kind of ends in like a somewhatcomedic way. Like it's just like
01:01:20there's a crash and Wolverine's kind of running away from itand then you just see like a Japanese worker guyand he's just like looking at it like oh grand I got to deal with this.And then Logan comes from off screen and gives him the keysor whatever is just like this is yours just deal with it.But there's a moment where Logan is standing next to this Japanese worker guy.And it is so funny because you can tell,you know how like,
01:01:45you know how like in old cartoons they would have like painted backdropsand then something in the background would have to move.So like that was drawn on an animation cell.And you can kind of tell what part of the background is like going to moveor going to be animated because it looks different than the background.Sure.it is so clear that this this Asian manhad no budget put into him at all
01:02:11like he looks like a PS3 Asian manand then Loganwho's like the main character is likeall this detail you can see the poreson his skin and it makes the Japanese manlook like a fucking Plato manit isit is so funny
01:02:32and I was like, I don't want to reinstall that fucking game to take a picture of it, but like, I, I, I, but it is, but it is so hysterical. Like, I wonder if, when there's a, when there's like a video of a playthrough of it, I'm going to skim and look for that cutscene because it was, oh, there you go, and take a picture of it because it was so damn funny. But, man, yeah, I, I don't know. It's, it's, it's getting kind of torn apart. It's got like a 77, which to be fair is fine. Like, it's, it's,It's like middling and very much like this is a game that like if somebody that wasn't insomniac made it, you'd be like, oh, cool.Yeah.I bet that.Yeah.Yeah, that makes sense.I think it was kind of like it was reminding me of less disappointment, I would say, because we were waiting forever for the for the next Dragon Age installment.But in the same vein where it's like, this is competent, but also kind of flat.
01:03:28They can be competent and entirely spiritually empty.You know, it gets really devoid.That's what I think Dragon Age is.Dragon Age is a competent game.It's a game that exists and it's made.Still hurts me.Someone worked hard on it.Not the art designers.
01:03:43I'm still hard.I kind of know what people feel like when,when they're yearning to go back to like their ex,you know?Because like I sometimes have that feeling where I like,I want to boot up that game again.Just like, no, maybe it's better than I remember.Why?
01:03:58Do you think, do you understand the trauma that I'm dealing with?No, Derek, do you think about this?Do you think you're wrong?I'm wrong.The internet's wrong.No, but you understand how people are wrong.You know how people know better not to go back with their ex.They know better, but they still convince themselves that maybe it'll be different.
01:04:14You're better than that, bro.I'm completely self-aware, but I just saying that I have this sensation that wants to believe.Derek, if you play that game again, if you play that game again, I'm only going to refer to you as the hard R.That is it.I'm only going to refer to you as that.I'm never going to call you your name.name.We're going to be at a get together.
01:04:34And I'm like, oh, look at who just came in.Edward and his wife.That's crazy.Listen, I'll look at, if they, what if they do what the Witcher 3 is doing right now?And they just completely overhaul everything and make it all like, hey, it doesn't looklike Gumbi anymore.It doesn't look like a fucking Fortnite anymore.The characters aren't small and little dumb little bodies.
01:04:55I hate the way everyone looks.It doesn't look fucking retardant anymore.And, um, and we also, here's an expansion where,older characters come back and it's it's funif they did something like that I'd be like first offoremost where'd y'all get this money because y'all did not make that muchfrom play it yeah yeah yeah yeah second of allI would look I would play it look at look if I said I wouldn't play that
01:05:15that'd be a damn lie I would stream it I'd be smilingmy teeth at me have a big old grinbut it's just at the same time I also acknowledge that I'mperfectly content with it not happeninglike I'm okay with Dragon Age not coming backagain. Like I'm fine with that.Oh, yeah. I mean, it's, it's, I would, I don't trust it, um, to, to ever be competentagain in the way that I kind of wish that they would just cancel the next mass effect.
01:05:44I just, I don't want to really go through it. I wouldn't be surprised if they cancel.I mean, I would totally be okay with that. I kind of want, I don't want to go through the heartbreak,man. You know, I don't want to Saudis to cancel.It's crazy. That's crazy. There's going to be a Muslim. There's going to be a jihadist Muslim alien.fucking dude, I guaranteeRonaldo's gonna be in it.They put him in, like, I made it to space.I kicked the ball to space.
01:06:06Look, I'm in space.They put him in fuckinga city of the wolves.Dog,my friend was,one of our friends actuallywas so excitedevery city of the wolves.
01:06:17And he was like,okay,the Saudis bought it.Look, man,that does a disregardthe hard work that the developers madedid to make it.Then he saw Ronaldo and it
01:06:24homie with a whole ass charge.Nigger with a whole ass charge.And he was like,I don't.think I can buy it and then they put Chun Lee in it too and he was hurt and he was like I can't play it stilleven though her ass is crazy yeah yeah what the her design is the wolves listen the game is ridiculousthe game looks fine uh it's very inexpensive to buy but I was just dude that ran all those shitdoes sit me have you seen her design in that game you think I haven't seen man I've seen I do the only
01:06:55time I played fortnight was when Chun Lee was in the fucking game all right Chris Chris have youseen, have you seen Chun Lee's design in City of the Wolves?No, what's, I don't even know it.Look at how they drew her ass in that game.It's hilarious.Like, Chunle is, they just do a good job.They understand the assignment when Chun Lee is created.Like, Chun does not look like that in street.
01:07:17Look, did I expect.She looks great.Look at her in Fortnite, man.Her fucking ass is huge.She got a fat pussy in Fortnite.It was crazy.Give her a really fat pussy.And the street fighter six, they did a fucking excellent job.
01:07:27Am I crazy for seeing that?No, I agree.I agree.I was like, look, Chudely has a nice butt and really great legs.Her ass is, that's a Nicki Minaj, 2010 ass.It's good.I was like, what is happening, dude?Listen, man, they.
01:07:46Believe me wrong, I bought the game, left it on the screensaver.Did what I had to do.Yeah.Return the game to Steam and I went about my day.I think it was time for me to put some nude mods on.I never, I never, I never, it's time for me to buy.It's okay, Saudis, you convince me, you convince me, Saudis, you have my money.Having, having that little of a line is great.
01:08:07I love this.Being brought up like that, it's like, oh, you know what?You're right.Saudis, let's get back in bed with each other.I just love over the years, like, if you look at Chun Li from the Free Fighter 2, her legs were just a little exaggerated.And I love what it's evolved into.So it's like, oh, no, no, no.she has legs she has my thighs she has like the like you know like her her body her top part
01:08:33it doesn't match her lower part of her body at all i'm a massive fan of it it's amazingit's good stuff you know what happens it becomes it becomes like we're going to exaggeratefor this game just because we're going to exaggerate and then people are like oh that's what shelooks like and then they they take what she looks like and then we're like we're going to exaggeratefor the next game but then the new exaggeration is already based on something that in itselfwas an exaggeration yeah so just continuesto grow exponentially.When did she start looking like that?
01:09:01I think it had to be four, right?When she started looking like, oh, damn, damn.So she kind of, so it got a little, like, say,because if you look at it,because in three, was she,because Alpha, no one could tell.And Alpha was probably her most tame,and I think that was maybe by design since it was a prequel, right?
01:09:19Because she still had thick thighs,but she was wearing fucking pants.And everyone was like,like, like, like, upset.You were edging, they kept getting quelled.No, no.Alpha's my favorite series, but still, that did upset me.But then they fixed it.
01:09:36The remedy by putting in Armica in three, and I'm like, we're back, ladies and gentlemen.We're back with some of the most ridiculous design in a female sprite.And like, it was almost like they were like, you know, I know S&K's got my, which is, that's, that's Primo.and then they were like,we got to destroy this.We got to absolutely cook this.Dude,and they did a fantastic time.
01:10:03My's design is so sexual in the newest game.It's crazy.The way she fights is this.Have you seen her intro when you select her and she's on the,I'm like,this is.Do you think I didn't put,listen,
01:10:17do you think I didn't slap nude mods on her?And I'm seeing her intro with her butt ass naked.Dude,if I was a little kid,if I was 14,it would genuinely take like power liftersthat get me out of my room off that.And they would probably get me out.
01:10:35It's not even a definite.Being 14 with a with a PC that can,I mean,you can mod,that would have been dangerous.It must be the most dangerous thing on the planetwalking into a 14 year old's roomin this period of time.
01:10:49I never would have.Because you,because you will get shot.You will end up with a,uh,a splatter mark on your forehead.I just don't even want.By sheer coincidence.
01:10:59I wouldn't even do it.I would wait.I'd be like I'm son from about 13 to 18.I'm never coming in a room.I never come in his room.Never.I know what goes on there, man.I was your age at one point.
01:11:12I know what goes on there.It smells.It smells crazy.It's crazy.Dude, my, my friend lived with his like two brothers.Like, they were sharing a room.I never went in there.again because I swear to God
01:11:26I saw dry cum shot on the fuckinglaw. Chris, what the fuck is this, Chris?What?Oh, my God. What did Chris do?Oh, sorry. Yeah, I just wanted toWhy does he look like? He looks likeAI a little bit. I don't want toI saw a DLSS of
01:11:44Hezbollah.Hezbollah.AI and on to Link for Macarenaremake or whatever. Do link? I don't likehow he looks like AI a little bit, man. I hopenot, but he looks a little...I do not like this baby...He looks the jaw, dude. Am I wrong?
01:12:00Am I wrong? He looks suspect, right?He looks suspect.He looks like a...Like a fucking cabbage patch kid.I don't like it.He looks animal-like.I guess.Yeah, I don't know. He just looks...
01:12:12He looks upsetting. Adult link looks pretty good, actually.Yeah, just make his face not so round like a fucking baby.Like, what are you doing to me?I don't know, whatever. It's not for me.You should make him look like Hasbola, you know?That's what they should do.I would prefer it at this.point. I think so too.
01:12:26It would actually convinceme to be like, I'm gonnaswitch too. That'scrazy. No you wouldn't. Butyeah, yeah. It's a lot. You'd be like,oh, that looks cool. I'm gonna modthis once and then you'd havea concert. He spent $500.
01:12:43Well, so listen.I don't know, man.Shout to insomnia, I guess.Good luck with it. I'm sure it'll stillsell millions. Oh, of course. It's still Wolverine. Yeah. Yeah. I haven't I haven't I haven't bought it. I don't think I don't think I'm gonna get it. But oh no. I would I honestly. That's just got to be like 15 bucks before I even think about it. What really bothers me is that I yeah. I really love the iteration of Spider-Man and insomnia like has done. I think that's like one of the best Spider-Man ever. And I was like in the first game I would agree. Yeah. I think I think even in this first and second I think thisiterate like his powers how his powers are usedthe way he fights the way you get thelike embodying him I really like it a lot
01:13:31butI don't know what I was thinking for Wolverine like what I was likewell they're gonna make Wolverine cooler than he ishe's already kind of sillywell the thing to me was just like manand I think I brought this up last timebut it is wild that in Spider-Man they were likeoh Spider-Man's cool but like he's not that interesting
01:13:51so like we're gonna make you play as Mary Janewe're gonna make you play as Milesbecause we need to break up this gameplay experienceand then they make Wolverine, which is an arguably way more repetitive character to play,and then they just don't think to do that at all.Even though you're surrounded by X-Men who are like interesting and potentially could have some cool gameplay stuff attached to them.It like, it blows my mind that that was a decision that they made.Yeah.
01:14:13They have you doing fucking science puzzles in Spider-Man to break up the flows.They're like, well, what if people don't want to play Spider-Man the entire time?It's like, well, they'll shut the game off.Said no one literally, I can say this literally ever.No one's ever said that.No. And so, and so, like, that they made Wolverine. It's like, you know what we're going to dedicate. You're only going to play as Wolverine in this game. And we're going to make combat really, really, really bland and really one note. And you're going to be pressing square the whole time. And there's no combos. It is, I don't know if I mentioned that. There's no combos or anything like that. It's literally just like square, square, square triangle.And does, like, man. Do you, are you, are you, is there an upgrade system, like, say now you can, oh, you said there's no combos, but like, so you don't get like, um,like say oh if you press square if you press square and then triangle that's like a like a like a hard
01:15:01punish or not a punish but like you can do like um square square triangle then square square triangle issomething like that at all uh so uh so no what you do is you square square triangle triangle basicallybreaks the combo so like there's always a candid animation for whatever triangle is at the end of a bunchof squares so it's like slash slash and then you triangle and it goes like that like I and that orno matter how many squares you doit's just like triangle will always do thatwhat they do have is likeI think you hold L2
01:15:32and then the face buttonsare special moves that are on a cool downthat you have to unlock and equipbut they're all like kind of weakand they don't reallyand the cool downs are long and they don'tlike all those abilities should beat the end of specific combos I think
01:15:47you know what I mean like that's what that should beokay is there anything to decrease the cool downslike can you upgrade themI think probably there's like some there's like a perk system that you can I see I didn't I'm sure there's ways to do thatit's so uninterested you're like it it wouldn't solve it would just it would because again those moves don't even feel particularly strong anyway you have a with claw compsmove set and then a without claw moveset no that would be cool wouldn't it that would have that's what that's what that's what that's what it wouldn't it be cool if you could like kind of like do little combos like that wouldn't it be cool if you could grab somebodyit? Yeah. You're kidding. Oh, well, that's,see that, that's so weird. How, okay, listen, I'm comparing it right now to God of War.
01:16:31Which, by the way, you could do in X-Man Origins Wolverine. I think. I'm pretty sure.You could grab somebody. And I remember there was like a thing where you could throw them up in the air and then punch them across the, you do like a crazy punch.Or you could rip them in half. I'm thinking about 2005, the first God of War. To me, that's the standard.It's just like, if it's not, it can't be worse than that. Where you can get.grab the chains and multiple like they're can you can you pick up objects and fuck throwheral them at people can you do that at least uh no hmm no you can't i'm it sounds very fuckingshallow like it sounds i'm telling you man it's incredible it is the most shallow thingit's crazy like it's shockingly shallow like it's more shallow i think genuinely than that that
01:17:21wolverine game from forever ago and it's not to say that it's likethe same level of qualitybut it's like it's fucking way closer than it should be.That's actually surprising to me.I have an idea, right?The way, the best way to make a Wolverine game,I think the best way to go about it would belike his combos lead to his brutality.
01:17:39I think that's like the best way to deal with it.You start off fighting, obviously,and then the more higher up you get in your combothat turns into the point where you're just like ripping people apart.And that's like how it's incentivizes, oh, evading hits.Or you can power through hits and keep going.Or you should also, the fact you don't have a non-web, non-claw and a claw moves that is crazy.That's like, should obviously be a thing.
01:18:02Like obviously claws do more damage.Non-claws are more for stunning people.Just to give you options.Yeah.Like, yeah, God of War is smart.Like, I like that that builds up your stun meter.Like when you just use the fist.That's how I think it should be always with like with weapons if someone has weapons and don't have weapons.
01:18:18Like, all right, cool.This is more for stunning people.You can't play, you can't play Marvel's Wolverine in a way.that other people are not going to play it.It is very like there's no room for expression.There's no combos.There's no dynamic.And even like there's a mechanic too,
01:18:36which was kind of disappointing to me a little bit,where like,because it's almost cool.Where like sometimes the hand ninjaswill like shove a sword in you.And it'll be like sticking in youand it'll like decrease the,it'll put like a thing on your health bar
01:18:51that's like you can't heal past this now, right?Okay.And so, like, you've got swords in you, but if you do like R2 and L2 or whatever, you can take the sword out of you and instant kill someone.But no matter how many swords you have in you, if you do it once, all the swords go away.So even just simple things like that where it's just like, oh, it would have been cool.Like, if you could like, yeah, to just be covered in swords and then just go like, you know what I mean?like even just even though that's shallow it's like it's at least something right even that is likeno that would be too much fun I think it's like well I think to make a Wolverine game as
01:19:34cool as it would have to be it would have to be you'd have to think one of so much because I thinkthe cool thing over and you can use his brutality like if someone hurts him really bad you couldyou could like you could run yourself through a spike and then you guys both get gored by itor stuff like that or like he has spikes sword well this is what I'm sayingYou belly flop somebody.This is the annoying thing about the quick time events.Because, like, of all the characters that you could give, like, a character like Spider-Man,like, we talked about Spider-Man 3's quick-time events last episode of, like, how, like, on the 360 and PS3, how, like, how, like, they would give you these acrobatic quick-time events.
01:20:13And if you failed, Spider-Man would, like, colossally fail.Like, he would, like, fall, hit his head.He would die, basically.Wolverine heals.So, like, you could have, like, really drastic failure, like fail states for those quick time events and still continue.You know what I mean?Like, you could, like, narratively, like, you wouldn't even have to animate like, oh, you failed.You did a failure animation.
01:20:39Then you die.You have to restart the quick time event.No, you could keep the momentum going still, but have, like, consequences for failing in ways that you couldn't have for like Spider-Man.And it could lead to cool stuff happening.Like, cool moments.Yeah.Oh, that's insane.He survived that.
01:20:53Even I thought it would be cool of like, wouldn't it be cool of like even just simple like if you just took a lot of damage, you'd eventually be like damn near a skeleton.Yeah.You know what I mean?Like there's so much missing from you that you're basically like a fucking Terminator or whatever.There's not even that.Yeah, I don't know.There's parts where they get close, but then it's just like, well.And it's only in cut scenes and stuff like that.
01:21:13So it's just like, man, it is just a very weird.Like it's just fine.I don't remember anything about it already.you know outside outside of how much how little i just cared for what i was playing through it'sit's it's it's it's a bummer that um you know it kind of like like i was saying at thethe previous episode of like oh hopefully my expectations are so low i'm gonna reallyfind it more enjoyable but it just damn it really seems like well i don't think that'sgoing to happen unfortunately dang yeah that's it's it's man the only thing that i actually
01:21:49I honestly, generally, the only thing I actually cared about, I was like, oh, I just want a really fluid combat system.Because if you're playing as Wolverine, you want to think, I'm thinking about like, I can think of a bunch of things.Just essentially I want to just rip off a bunch of the best hack and slasters and make Wolverine do stuff.But it's not that, unfortunately.That's the problem is like it doesn't even take the hat.It tries to skirt the line between like an action, adventure game and a hack and slash.And in doing that, it doesn't respect either side well, you know?is kind of a middle of the ground of both
01:22:20not respecting eitherif you're gonna go hack and slashgo full hack and slashwe're gonna go action adventure likeSpider-Mando that and give melike real cool momentsof like him doing stuff
01:22:28that's like particularly coolin action inventoryand it's like Wolverineas a characterdoesn't bode wellto the other wayit doesn't really bowl wellthe best at action adventure
01:22:38but they're not making it a hack and slashso it's likethis is just kind ofin the middle so it's finekind of shows you thatMarvel'sX-Men would have been a better game.That is what I said.
01:22:52That's what I said last week.I was like, yes.Probably.And then give Wolverine v. Hack and slash missions.Give the acrobatic missions to like,Kurt.Give the like wild skill destruction to stone,like, um, white or rock roller.
01:23:07Kurt.It's Kurt.Oh my God.I mean a mistake.Give the,give the sciencey stuff where you have to like figure out things to be.No, you're, you're right.Stuff like that.
01:23:17There's old.Men games like I had this one I can't even remember which one it wason Sega and you would just be like at the first person I think you fought wasmight have been Sabre too I can't remember it was too long ago but you got to playas night caller you got to you got to play as everyone and it was fucking cool and so Ican't imagine how a modern day one like that would really because then it'simpossible to get bored now because granted it'd be it'd be a little disjointedbecause of the nature it'd have to be levels like levels like go like very linearly
01:23:48where it'd be like, oh, you're completely fine with that.But it would be cool if, like, at the end of the game, you're like using all of them.Sort of like how Guardians.Did you play Guardians, the modern one, Chris?I did.It was fun.Or you guys, you both played them?What do you mean?
01:24:00The Guardians and the Galaxy game, the more recent one.I think it's a Sony game, technically.It's the square enix game.Yeah.That was way, that was way better than I thought it was going to be, man.Way better.It was a great video game.That was my only problem.
01:24:13You're going to change characters.Sure, yeah.But it's, but it's, but it was still focused.I'll tell you this right now.Now, that Gardens of the Galaxy game is way better than whatever this will be.No, I imagine.It was really, really cool.It was probably like five bucks right now or something.
01:24:25Yeah.Guys, if you can, please play that game.That game is really fucking good.It is really, really good.It's really fun.I don't give a shit.And by the way, there's like, it's a, it's not like a perfectly polished video game.There's like some jank in that game too.
01:24:40But like, yeah, if, if, like, I don't care about Marvel really at all.And I, or the Guardians.Even though I like those movies, like.Well enough.Yeah.That game was really good.That game was really solid.I'm fucking retarded.
01:25:00I wish I had more Nova love, man.I don't know what math is.I forgot my name.I'm fucking retarded.I'm also disabled.I need help to fucking breathe.I just.Yeah, I don't know, man.
01:25:31It's a bummer.Especially just because, like, man, it's like,that was really their only thing, you know, for a, for a minute.The next one's like what?Spider-Man and a supernova, whatever it is.Yeah, they're supposedly working on a Venom game, too,but like I don't know man.Nah.
01:25:50That's crazy.Derek, you walk in.Nah, you shut it all down.That's it.Unplug everything.Millions of dollars go.You start unplug it.You start going to every computer.
01:26:00You start going factory reset and unplugging stuff.They just really,they really just lost a lot of charitable with this,unfortunately.I think if they make it of the Spider-Man game and it looks cool enough,they'll get their charitability back.I think the problem is that once Sony's assright now.
01:26:17Sony's dickhole.Yeah,that's kind of the issue.Like,I think if,if this was just like a normal studio and it wasn't connected to Sony,I think people would be a little bit more forgiving of them because,like,
01:26:27insomniac,I mean,they generally hit.Like,they've got a pretty good hit rate.Mm-hmm.Nothing is like 10 out of 10,but nothing's like below an eight generally what they do.
01:26:37It's like,it's,they do pretty well.Spider-Man,Spider-Man,Spider-Man,Spider-Man 2 is good.Sunset Overdrive was great.
01:26:46Ratchet and Climb.people love. So like they've got a lotof love. It's just like they're connected to thiscompany that like everybodywants to see fail for some good reasonssome kind of immature reasons but likeI mean like I get it. And so likethey see that how much time it took and just like
01:27:01these are the people that want to get rid of physicaldiscs. Like these are the peoplethese are the people that want tothey want us to trust themwith like the future of our library.They can't even make Wolverine better than it was in2000 and fucking 10 or whatever thatthat's unbelievable. That Wolverine game came out.
01:27:16It really, it sounds like an exaggeration.And the animation and fidelity and all that stuff is obviously way better than that original Wolverine game.But I would argue like, I would argue they're both as repetitive as each other.You know, like I don't think that like the old game is like that much worse.It's fucked up that you can't just say yourself right now that this Marvel's Wolverine,is objectively better than X-Men Ordens Wolverine.That's a fucking problem.Yeah.
01:27:51Like, I don't know.I feel like it has to be, but like I can't say it objectively, though.That's what I mean.I can't say it for sure.I know X-Men origin and Wolverine has parts in it that, like, are tied to the movie.And the movie sucks.And those parts of the game suck as well.Like, I do remember that about it.
01:28:07But like, it definitely is more like the combat's way better.Yeah.In the old game, I know that.That's a good.That should be your.next project uh go find um go find a copy of x-men origins will be yeah yeah i might that'd be athat'd be a fun i think i think i managed to get something like that running recentlyin like the last like year i think i tried and it worked for a while but then it crashed like i was
01:28:34running an emulator i think i got through like the first the beginning um and it's i rememberit being like this is repetitive but i remember thinking but i didn't get tired of it as quickly as i gottired of this.I will say that, which is crazy.Jordan just texted me right now.He said, I just heard the, that were the, I wanted him to pose, like, so I could, youknow, put, edit him into the, that giant dick instead of Michael Jordan.And he said, uh, he said, if I wasn't at work, um, I would have, he said he said he would
01:29:09have done it.It's like, he's like, he was completely complicit.And so.And I'm like, well, okay, then if you're not at work now, I'm going to plug and ask you to do it.So if you're not working now, send me a picture of your dick so I can put it in a video.His dick, I'm going to put his dick to blow his dick up and do it to his own penis.I like that.That's a good idea.
01:29:28That should be a new Christmas card.I was going to, because I'm going to have my own secret merch store for the, you know, for the undesirables.We've been talking about it a couple of times.I'm going to do it one of these days.I just, you know, but that will be one of them.There's going to be a Jordan shirt that he can buy where he's cradling a giant penis.It's insane.It's such an intimate hug, too.
01:29:53It's just such a like, that's like a hug of like love.Like you rest your, like I don't rest my head on people because I don't trust people like that.Crazy.Like him doing that means he really trust that.He trusts the penis.Now the question is, whose penis is that?It's got to, it's got to be Phil Spencer.I'm kidding.
01:30:14That's crazy.What?Imagine he sees that image.He's like, how did?That's my dick.That's my dick.Imagine recognizing that on site.That would be quick.
01:30:25I can recognize my penis on site.I don't.I don't know if I could necessarily.I have a birthmark on my penis.That's why.So that's why I can remember.Oh,I guess that would make it easier, I guess.
01:30:34I don't have anything like that.But like if it's just isolated dick and balls,I was thinking I'm like, I don't know.I also have two heads.So like I clearly.Okay.Well, we're going to read.Well, you know what?
01:30:43Patreon.It looks like Barnes fucking what to call a slingshot.Patreon.com slash the snark tank.You can go over there.You can go over there and ask questions.We're going to read some questions from our patrons over there now.Early access ad-free exclusive episodes, all that jazz.Well.
01:31:04Well.You're going to say something?Well.Yeah, you're going to say something?You just pop a parke?What happened?No.Okay.
01:31:21Cough to 360 and cleaned the blood out my toilet,Rodin.It's like, good.You should see somebody about that, by the way.If you're shit in blood, that's a bad news, bears, man.That's like bad news.It really depends on the color of the blood.I don't, I don't quite.
01:31:35If it's very, if it's fresh red blood, that means that you probably just have us.You probably cut your asshole.Oh, that's true.Yeah.Dark blood.it's a fear you're fine if it's dark blood i think it's too late almost too i think like if it'sreally dark blood it's like ooh you should have been at the hospital already you're risky you'reokay you go take take a week i stop checking because it always it would stress me out that's crazy
01:32:02i like that's the live is nuts too whenever i'd see dark whenever i would see dark blood every singleday i'd be like i'm just i'm not going to look anymore i can't seeIt's not there.You get up, you finish and you flush immediately.Mind over matter.He wrote in, he says, hey, every snarky.I copped a new 360 on Facebook marketplace and recommend any, oh, I think he means any recommendations for old games to dig through other than the obvious Red Dead Halo Rex from the show would be nice.Okay.
01:32:33Anyways, if you could send anyone to Dagestan, your Dagestan for two years and forget who would it be.that's a UFC memeI don't know anything about thatWhat's his name?Well,Khabib,All of themHabib,
01:32:50Islam Mahashiv,which it is,I like that Islam is theSamdu can I say it allIslam is the championYour name being Islam is crazyIt is crazyThat is insane
01:33:03It's very GodAlthough I guessAlthough I guess Christian is a nameSo Christian IslamAnd then you haveThe white Muslims are hilariousdude. It's my favorite.The Muslims are terrifying.
01:33:14I like conquered Caucasians. It's awesome.They're scary.The Muslims came intoto the Caucasus mountains and then fuckingthis is ours now. Now they're likethis is ours. They're clearlyRussian men.And they're like no mustache
01:33:30is big beards though.And then they're like, ahmda-l-la. And I'm likeI love it. I lovethe world is cool.I want to send mynephew to Dagestan, but I also don'tI don't know what he's going to come back as, so maybe no.He'll come back as a champion. What do you mean? He'll come back
01:33:46as like a wrestler beyond repair.Yeah. He'll come back as like it's aterrifyingly good wrestler.They're starting to figure out how to deal with that, but notat the level of like, say, still,Islam's still the champion, for example. Habib probablystill would have been the champion, but he retired early.It's the way
01:34:04they grapple people's crate.Like the way they put their handson people bigger than that.insane. Something about being in thatinbred Caucus Mountain shit, likeyou're like so primal.They're too strong. And I want some of that.I don't know if I get to drink their blood or something. What do I do?
01:34:21If you take Sudanese people, right? You take a Sudaneseperson. Okay. And you drop them off there.Is he going to come back too strong?Probably. I want to take like, like, you know, so Francis is,where is he from again?Frans of God is from. No, no, he's not from Sudan. He's from.He's not? No, no, no. He's from.dang, it's more to the left.
01:34:43Something with this Cameroon, I think he's Camero.That's what I meant.Okay.Okay, so okay, I understand.So if you took like a Francis and Ghana who like a Cameroonian and put him in the caucus,that's unfair.I think at some point you have to, it's kind of like there was the debate.Should Shaq be allowed in the NBA?
01:35:00Because, you know, like, is he just too fucking large to be like, bro, it's not fair.Like, like Wimby is one of those things.you're at a certain pointlike there's weight classesin these combat sports but the onlyreason you allow people to have thesefreak attributes andnon-combat sports because I guess you're not actively
01:35:19punching people in the head but alsoit's almost notfair what's crazyis that what's crazy is that we likepeople that don't watch basketballthey didn't see Shaq whatlike they a lot of people know about like fatlike Shaq's lost out of way he's in good shape
01:35:35now but like young Shaqwas not only big and strong.He was way too fast for someone his size.Oh, he was supposed to play,essentially he was supposed to be a footballer.He was supposed to play American football.That's what his,he was so big and fast that he would have been primed
01:35:55to be like a, like a,what are they called a tight end?I think he's big for a tight end too,but he would have probably done good at his thing.He's so fast.And he probably could develop hands.I don't think.He was never, he was never butterfingers in basketball.
01:36:09Anyway, what was the first part of the question?I don't remember anymore.Xbox games.Oh, yeah, recommended.So we were just talking about, we were just talking about Wolverine.Yes, true.Oh, yeah, X-Men origins Wolverine.If you could find that, Web of Shadows is great.
01:36:24I got that.For me, I got geometry awards.I got Backbreakers.What else is another great game.Army of 2 was a slapper.Army 2 was a force unleashed.Oh, wait, was that, was that on 360 or was that PlayStation?I think, I think so.
01:36:38Bad company too?Yeah.I don't remember.I think so for sure.Yeah.The Tom Clancy game,whatever one,I forgot what you was Tom Clancy game
01:36:46came out at that time.I don't know.One of the platinum hits.Which Tom,you have to be very,like,that's,you got to be way more specific than that.
01:36:54Was it crazy?Was it convictions?Oh, Splinter Cell Conviction?Yes.I like Splo and Cell Conviction a lot.That new 007 gamehas a lot of shades of,oh shit.
01:37:04I think,dude,there's a lot of games.That's a great game.And that's actually a great example of like,007 First Light's a great example because like, bro, like,I don't care about X-Men really.Like, not because I hated it or anything.
01:37:17I just never got around to it.Yeah.But when I finished Wolverine, I was like,I still kind of don't care about Ice Man.When I finished,um,007,I was like, oh, this is pretty cool.
01:37:28I didn't give a shit about James Bond at all.And then I finished that game.I was like, oh, James Bond's kind of sick.Hmm, interesting.That's the difference, man.It's just like,Okay, look at that. $55, man, go cheaper already.Oh, what is that for 007?
01:37:44Yeah, you know, it's...Yeah, you could wait.They're not hurting from it.Another game.It's good, though.Get the NBA, NBA Street games.I know they're not.They're like, you might not be a basketball person.
01:37:56Those games are so fun.Are they on the 360?I think so.I definitely play volume three on PS2.There might be their.there might be a version of it that you can play on that console.Because I know one and two were definitely not on PS.Yeah, because I even got three.
01:38:15I remember they made Ballers to. Remember they made NBA Streets?Ballers.I never played that.I played ballers and I was on PS2.I was well, I'm pretty sure.So maybe you might not be able to get it.There might be a port.I never thought.
01:38:25Yeah, I didn't think about that.There's also FIFA streets.That game's fun fucking game, dude.FIFA.NBA, NBA Street.Come to my house to play FIFA Streets, man.NBA Street home court is an arcade basketball video game developed.So that's the 361.
01:38:41Okay.All the other ones were on the previous gen, I think.Dude, that era.Do you remember Biggs?Remember the British guy with the Tims on that had a long sleeve?All he could do is donkey couldn't shoot for his life.Yeah, that was your guy, right?You're inspired by him.
01:38:56What does that mean?What do you mean?I'm not British.I'm not British.That's true.Blur.Blur is a really good.Have you seen that clip of a Green Lantern that's going viral?
01:39:07Dude, where he slips up.Speak up.That's so good.What sucks is that his accent.It's completely American.What does he say?He says something right before it.I don't remember.
01:39:19I'm only,who the fuck are you?Yeah.Who the fuck are you?Speak up.What's funny is that his accent, his accent's amazing,except for that one moment.And I know he knows.
01:39:31Because he doesn't sound British at.all even like people like Daniel Kaluabut you can tell he's British like there's momentswhere he kind of slips and he sounds a little Britishhe's in the way he says wordsbut he appeared it's so goodin that one moment and I know he's in his house likecome on but that's not even his fault that's the
01:39:49freaking what's it called direct as shit's probablyother cuts of that and thedude the HBO onInstagram themselves were fuckingpromoting that scenejust to get it just to get in on itand everybody's just playing all this horribleBritish fucking rap behind it and stuff now
01:40:06he's such a good actor tooit's such a good show but that moment is sillyhonestly it kind of it made me so II'm like I'm gonna wait for more episodes to come outyes but this made me want to watch itmore I was like thatthat little Derek I cannot shit enoughit's really good I've heard it's yeah I've heard it's amazing
01:40:26from people from people who I don't even trustthey're like oh man I'm I don't give a shitabout the lantern core at allAnd they're like, this is amazing.I'm like, that's crazy because I feel like that it has to be that good because.And it's also far as far as the darkest night story as well, too.Like that's the, that's where it's ending up.It's probably not going to be the first season.
01:40:48But the blackest night is referenced.And I'm like, this is the latest version.They're going to put some, they're going to have some zombie lanterns in this shit.That's going to be a movie thing.That's not going to be.You can't, you can't waste a moment like that for a show, unfortunately.Okay.Because all those niggas in.
01:41:04involved. Yeah. I still hitfucking hot girl, man. I'm just saying you.You would fuck zombie hot girl? Yeah.Let me tell you something, dog. Yeah.Hold on, dog. Hold on.You know, you know, dog. Like, his dick is out.He turned the camera on with his dick.Did you imagine?
01:41:23What's up, girl?Damn, dude. Zombie Shiaira, bro.Hey, crazy.Focus on it. Hey, baby. Come on. Come on. There it is.Zombie Shiaira, dude.That's pretty good.Crazy. You've seen a zombie with a nice ass would be a reallybothersome feeling.
01:41:39It is a, yeah, it is.Look at a zombie with a nice ass and you're like, man.A nice ass on a zombie isa conflicting feeling. That would bepretty crazy, right? You're like, oh,what's their son's name, Derek?Pissor.Razor? Razor. Razor, razor,
01:41:53razor wing. Piss boy.Bitch.Oh, dude. You know what I would say, actually?It's a reason.Before we move on to the next, before you move on to the next thing.It's manUmYo
01:42:05UhFuckingWhat is that game?L.A.NoirOh that game is greatThat's a fun gameI never
01:42:12It's just profilingI love that game so muchI've never actuallyI've never actually played itBecause it's stuck onI think you can'tI think there might beA port
01:42:23UmI think there is on PS4It's everywhereI feel like I don't rememberBut like I justI never got to writeI never see itwhen I'm looking for shit to buy.
01:42:33It has to be LPS for.I'm sure it is, but like,I think on 360 is probably a pretty good experience.Yeah.So, um, yeah.Maybe give that a shot.But yeah, I mean, if you want like weird stuff,that's not the obvious stuff,
01:42:47then that's the kind of stuff.Oh,Donte's inferno.On Amazon right now.Ooh, good pull.Dante's Inferno is fun too.I'm just, it's a god of war.It's a god of war rip-off clone, but it's pretty good.
01:42:59It's really fun, man.I really,like that game. I loved how youcould, uh, like,there's, there's a mechanic in that game that's sofun, even though it's like really notthat deep or anything, but like when youstun an enemy, you can choose to like save them or
01:43:14damn them to hell. Yeah. And it is so hystericalthat you just like, because arbitrarily sometimes I'll be like,I think I'll save you.It'll be merciful, but then most of the time I'm like,I'm fucking sending you straight to hell. If youdamn people, what's you call? If you damn people, you get healingit's like that. You just got to, you got to get. If you exalt them,they get health, they get health usually.
01:43:32You get your point system because you have like, you know, things that you want to upgrade.And so the more you damn, you can you can upgrade your scyth more.And then you have your cross and then the moves associated with that.You want to absolve people more.But there's usually like these, there's these regular dudes that you'll see.You want to do these like, you want to do the mini, there's the mini games to absolve.And it's fun.It's really fun.
01:43:58Yeah.It's Graham and Cavish.Oh, yeah.Is fucking excellent.I just,I love his voice.He's one of my favorite British fucking voices where he just,uh,
01:44:08I think he was Dracula and Netflix.And then,uh,no,no,no,no,no,
01:44:13no,Castlevania.Oh,oh,yeah,yeah,like I love,I love,
01:44:18I love,I love,I love how British he is,dude.Yeah.He's so British.He's got a great voice.That's a fun game.
01:44:26That's a really fun game.That's a game.That's a game.Speaking of a game set are better than Wolverine,men. Dante'sinferno, certainly.I like Donny's inferno because I lovehow over the top it
01:44:39starts. Like the beginning of that gameis in, it's God of War IIIlevel, maybe not quite as crazy.Not as crazy. Not quite, but it's likeanother. I don't remember being that. I just likeof that game, you fight deathand you beat the shit.You beat the shit out of him, Chris.
01:44:56He whoop death and take his side. That's pretty fun, but it's not like.Like you kill him and death is trying, you beatup and you like you put the ax to him and he's trying to run away and then you grab him and youhold him to death and that's like bro do you know what you just did it's fun whoever designedthat sithe is like that's a dope fucking sithe man it's so what a good way to you have you haveone weapon and you're it it didn't get boring that's how i think too they did a good fuckingof job weapons.I want one weapon.
01:45:30Like I like modulating weapons.I think controls modulating a gun is like a genius weapon.Honestly.Oh yeah.It's cool.Yeah.And it's like it's a one weapon,but it transforms in as various things.
01:45:41And that's still effectively having different weapons.But I like the idea of like morphing things,you know,like something that changes into something else.But God of War III,what I like God of War games,the original ones.But there's a lot of weapons.
01:45:56and eventually you find the ones like these are my go-to weapons.I'm going to use these from more often than not.But when Silly just called for it, I'm obviously,I'm going to take on my head and prayer niggas in the stone.I'm a blind people and all stuff like that.And God of War III, you having like three or two, I guess,Ragnarok, you having three weapons feels really goodbecause these three weapons kind of serve all purposes, you know,
01:46:18and it kind of forced you to change them in a way that I really, really enjoy.God of War, the rituals do do that too,but I think it doesn't do it quite as well as the newer ones.It's really the magic is where it's at in the OG gamesCompared to like I do like really the the gauntlets in God of War III are the only one that would to me felt better than the the the blades of chaos becauseJust the animation and the sound. Oh, the sound. I'm like you really sound like you're hurting a motherfucker when you're using them was like dude that is crazy and when he takes them from Hercules and it's crazyrushes his concave's his face.He doinks him, dog, immediately instantly.
01:46:57Oh, that is one of my favorite fucking scene.It's a three-second interaction.There is a scene where he's jumping.Like, and he's like, I need to put it on the screen, but he's like jumping and he's likestretched out and he's on this like platform.Hey, I'm going to try.And then, uh, and then he's just like bashing the platform down and traps him and thenbashes his face.
01:47:20And that whole sequence is, again, unfortunately, probably,that whole sequence is probably better than the Wolverine game.I haven't played it.It's better than Wolverine.Unfortunately.That should be this episode, better than Wolverine.Better than Wolverine.Oh, it should be things, things that are better than Wolverine or something like that.
01:47:41And then it should be like something that's really terrible.It'll be a thumbnail with just like a bunch of nonsense on it.A bunch of random shit on it.It'll be like, what's like, what's like, what's like, what's, like, what's,One of them should be bloody stool.No. It should be like a picture of like I don't know, Superman 64,maybe like, uh, Conkers Bad Hair Day, fuck it.Maybe 9-11, I guess.
01:48:01To the towers, okay.Yeah.He should be Superman flying into the towers. I think that's a good one.That's fucking absurd.Like him going like his little animation of the game and the towers are there.I did want to read this.Of course. Of course it fucking.Of course it reset.
01:48:20That's so cool.That is so cool.I love.I didn't even press restart or anything.Spaghetti.Well, keep talking for a second.It's fucking a bit.I'm so disappointed with Sony.
01:48:35Well,I'm disappointed with Sony,but I also just like,I mean,what do I expect?Yeah,I mean,do you care?
01:48:39I'm a corporation.I've been trying to get out of my PS5for a hot minuteif I'm being honest.Get rid of it.Well,right, yeah,so just get rid of it.
01:48:47I can't.My,really wants to play GCA.She really, really wants to play GCA.She's like, when is it coming off her PC?And I was like, like, next year.Like, like, next year, probably.She's like, no, we're not doing that.
01:49:02Yeah.Yeah, no, I'm going to spoil it.I'm going to spoil everything for Lily.I'm going to tell her, like, everything that you can do.Well, the GCA?Yeah.That doesn't ruin anything for her.She's not that kind of person.
01:49:14Because he's more of a sandbox person.Yeah, just like.Unless you can describe in detail and hyper detail.what happens every moment how she'll feel when she does it?That it's going to be like, oh, okay.All right.All right, I found it again.Israeli lesbians getting abortions for no reason, wrote it.
01:49:30He says, Hey, Cock, Balls, and Vane.You all talked about AI last episode, and you all are too fantasy-brained.It's way dumber than that.First of all, we don't have anything close to AI beyond what you'd find in oblivion.We've experimented with AI and military applications by telling it to score points and killing enemies in the plane.And almost every simulation it changes its code to,consider toddlers enemy planes to score higher.Anytime they get hypothetical nukes, it always drops them.
01:49:58We will never get to AI considering humans, considering humans useless.What a funny place to make a typo.That's a bot.That is a really funny.The bot trying to throw us off.We not going to hurt you.This sounds like an AI.Come outside.
01:50:18Come outside.We ain't going to hurt you.I got to say, you know, what this person reminds me of is somebody before computers existed, probably talking about like the analog technology that we had and can't even conceptually imagine how crazy things can get with chips.They, this couldn't even.And now that what we have now, this person's basing things off of like, oh, well, this, this, your two fantasy brain.And I'm like, bro, did you see the rock AI generation that was happening just a few short years ago?And now seeing that for the average person, unfortunately, stuff is now being generated, that they can't tell whether it's real life or not.That's just a very small example of just what.
01:51:14this can do in a short amount of time versus 20 years from now, where if you think about, say,1950s versus 1970s and the leaps in technology then, now times that man, many, many, many,many times over. We can't even properly quantify that. And to think that there is some sort of,like, leash or something, like, I don't understand that line of thinking at all. It almost,it's, it's kind of, well, I, go ahead. I want to say just this.What we were talking about with AI was specifically, we were talking about something that someone said, and that someone was like a high position holder in Anthropic.So AI technology, like, these are not, like, what we were talking about was not, if you're calling us fantasy brain, like, that's fine.But then so are the people who are in the room who understand this technology way better than anybody.
01:52:10Yeah.So, like, I don't know, like.Then you, sir.Yeah, like, so like I don't knowLike maybe we're maybe it's10% chanceBut to act likeTo think that you are more of an authority
01:52:22Over those peopleThat are saying there's there is greater than a 10% chanceThat this can cause human extinctionAnd for you to wave that off is kind of insaneAll I'm gonna say is that for this is I thinkI think the human extinction problem comes from the way it will be usednot so much what it is.But the thing is that to disregard the fact that these people are psychopaths
01:52:46and they will use it for nefarious means,they will use it to corrupt people's information.They will use it to implant information on people that they deem as threats.Like all that stuff is going to happen.So I'm not a sky,I'm not a sky net fear person.I'm a these people suck and they.Yeah.
01:53:03I'm saying.I think maybe that person's problem and I just want to piggyback real fast is maybethat person's problem is,and circling back to what we're talking about earliernobody said thatno one said there was going to be these robotfucking people taking over and literally actively shooting humansit could be something like just draining resources
01:53:24there are so many we literallywe literally didn't get into examples because you didn't need tobecause we don't know and so for youto automatically assume we're talking aboutsome sort of fantasy scenariothat's on you brother i think the thing is he's trying to reference is thatlike, oh, are they going to value or devalue human life?I think they're going to be like very analytic, like,
01:53:44this numerical, like, sure.Yeah, we went into this whole thing last time.I just, I just want to make it clear that like,we're literally referencing like a firsthand source.Like these concerns, and it would be like if,if somebody from Insomniac came out and they were just like, hey, like,yeah, they don't really know what they're doing over there.Like, there's like all these.
01:54:07And talking about all this insider.drama, right? Like, oh, Sony forces them to do this andand it would be like if you, if we talked about that guy talking about thatand is if you were like, I think the situation inSomniac is being overblown. Yeah, I think it's miscommunication. Well, that guy would knowmore than any of us. So like I just, I don't, I don't, I just don't understand whatthe source of, um, I just kind of don't understand the argument really, but it's, yeah,thank you for writing in. Yeah, yeah, really. It's, it's, you know, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:54:39Yeah, I've just genuinely, like, I just don't know what you mean.Actually, no immense dissonompson.Amends disrespect.Yeah.I don't.Yeah, when smart people talk, I tend to, I want to take them seriously.It's, I want to take them.When Stephen Hawking, before he, you know, melted or whatever happened to him, you know, when he was suggesting that, you know, maybe it wouldn't be a good idea if aliens visited us because it would probably be catastrophic.
01:55:04And it's like, logically, yes, logically by if, if, if, if.aliens are a speciesand they have the technology to go over here,they would not respect us at all.They have no reason to.It's the probable idea of the outcome would bethey would either disrespect us in some way,maybe do whatever if they had any intent.
01:55:26If they weren't just stopping by real quick just to see what's on.They'd just dip.They'd pull up,they'd be like, hell no,and they would get out of here.You would hope so, but they're just like,when humans just dip, because they didn't do that to other humans.You know what I'm saying?
01:55:37Like, what do you mean?when humans discovered another continent, they subjugated these people and killed them.Yeah, but they're humans.But I agree, but you have to go by a lot.When it comes to something that's external from us, we can't go exactly by our logic.That's the thing.I understand it makes sense based on if they're similar to humans.So that's exactly.
01:55:58That's why whatever you're saying is kind of like moot.What I'm saying, Stephen Hawking was suggesting that if there are species, anything like us,if they operate as if, because, you.you know, it might just be some things floating around.We can't even understand what they are.But if it's just like the way that we envision aliens come and visit,oh, man, first contact, probably going to be a bad time.Could you imagine?
01:56:19Most like this weird, this weird glowing sphere and it forms a hand and it daps.I was like, actually, I had nutted to my hand later in its leaves.That's, you have alien coming.I guess it wouldn't be as mad that's alien jiz because I'm like,what even is this?Nuts on your hand.Your hand burns for three days.Well, then, yeah, not horrible.
01:56:38horrible, but like reallyuncomfortable. It's irritated.Like really uncomfortable.Like I'm gonna get sunburn or something.Yeah. I know that I don't know that it'sIt's totally possible. It's mercury. Right? Their come is likeMercury or something. It really doesn't feel good. It's really fucking your hand up. You'relike I just need to get this off and be quick.
01:56:57And it's like it doesn't get off. It doesn't get off easy bro. It takes a few days. It's notgoing to kill you or nothing, but it's called sting. I do love that.Of like other like non-carbon base life. Like that's one of myfavorite theories where it's like why do we have to assumethat the aliens are going to be carbon-based? Yeah,that's the big thing. I love that thought. Like the firstif they're not carbon-based, they're going to be really dangerous.Because if they're silicon-based, they're going to be hyper-strong, but they're not
01:57:20going to be as tall. Like, the idea of Transformers could be real.Like, it's fucking crazy. No, but seriously.Transformers are too ridiculous, but I get what you mean.Like, on the other side of the universe, like, it doesn't even to be the other.So I could be literally in fucking the next adjacent galaxy, like,Andromeda or something. Something retarded could be over there. We just can'tevery alien's.Every alien is Dominican.
01:57:41Every alien is the same as a Earth Dominican.And they're all telling each other that they're not black.Even there, even there where there's no black people but the ones that are them.And they're like, I know black.But there aren't black.Did you see by the way that the, what is it?How that Steam had that big achievement leak or whatever.There was like a huge leak of like a bunch of unreleased games and their achievement list.
01:58:08like hundreds or something.And one of the games in the back endis called penis bird.Ooh.What's that game?I don't know.What is it about?I don't know.
01:58:20We don't know because it's unannounced and we don't know what it is.But the name of the game is penis bird.It was like it was leaked a bunch of,along with a bunch of other stuff that's definitely real and a bunch of stuffthat is unannounced but seems real.Can I not wish list it?No, it's the,I don't even think there's like a vertical for it yet.
01:58:36Like that's what's so crazy.There's a lot of this.Is it real?It came out.Wait.It's going to, it's coming out on the second of October.Really?This shit is awesome.
01:58:53Oh my God.There is a fucking penis bird feeding its penis kids.It's, it's a fucking.Is it an iceberg with penises?You know what?I don't know what I thought this was going to be.He's fine.But I feel.
01:59:07But I feel.stupid for not obviously assumingthat this is what it was going to be.Is there a penis iceberg? I'm so excitedto see this. There is a condor fighting, avulture fighting a big foot.I don't understand what's happening at all.But I'm on board.
01:59:22I'm wishless of the fuck out of this.That's crazy.This is like a guy slop.Oh, no, don't tell me that.It's probably not, but like, well, no,there's definitely, go to the end.Go to the end of that trailer, bro.Like, there's like a fucking obvious AI.
01:59:38I fucking, Bigfoot.There's a trailer, dude, and it's like at the end, you can just tell the way it's animated.Oh, no.Because I had a screenshot of it, but yeah, looking at the animation.The screenshot looks normal, but like the way it looks, what is it?Like, that's so clear.Oh, no, no.I got to unleash this.
01:59:57Oh, man.I'm not going to play this.I'm not going to play penis burg.I was so excited.I like what it says.It says, similar to the games you've played, Broforce.I wonder if it says anything like that.Hey, Burrador's awesome, by the way.
02:00:18More like this, geometry dash.Oh, there you go.Okay.I mean, penises are, you know, there's a lot of geometry to its, to its backyard baseball.Is there really?I mean, I guess there is it.Let's say there's no angles.There's maybe one angle.
02:00:36Two possibly.Make an angle, okay?but there's no balls and penis bird is thereno that would be balls that would be balls birdit has to be penis and ballsbergoh shit i haven't played this game in so long i didn't realizethat they added so many other uh action charactersthey got uh the dude from desperado
02:00:54uh they have zina and um mr t oh i think mr t was already addedwhat game is about roforce i played the game a lot with joe when it first came outcan i haven't played that shit and sounds about right yeah what like a decade or somethingbeen more than a decade for me.Yeah,that's what I lived in New York still.Wolverine's hair regenerating when he shaves are it in.Isn't that just normal?
02:01:17Yeah,it wouldn't regenerate exactlybecause you have to grow back.Does that mean like you'll never get gray, I guess?Yeah,probably never get gray.Well,then isn't old man Logan?
02:01:28Does this hair not grow?Old man Logan.I think he wouldn't grow technically.I don't know.Old man Logan is,since he's dying,his healing powers on working as well.Yeah,
02:01:38weekends, yeah. Old Man Logan'sOld Man Logan, duh.All right. I wish fucking Hulk was inOld Man Logan. He is.No, I'm talking about theOh, sorry. Sorry, I meant the movie Logan.Yeah, that sounds rich.Because I said the actual title, Old Man Logan.
02:01:54No, I mean, yeah. In the Logan movie.I think it wouldn't have fit at all.It wouldn't fit even a little bit.I'm just trying to shoe hoarding.They should put, it was cool.All of the serious tension would have been ruined by a big green.nigga. It picks up my rock and throws it to the sun.Well, go read old man, Logan, people, because that's all I can say.
02:02:15Because you get two-hom into the movie. It makes no sense.It's a good. It's a good. It's a lot.So Wolverine's hair regenerating when he's reading. He says, greetings.You're a lover, Lily lover, and hasn't felt love since the summer of 2005.I've been listening to this podcast from the beginning.And bits from this show have infected my life.No, why'd you do that? And because.coming the joker have become staples of my lexicon.
02:02:41Good stuff.My question is thus, what bits from the podcast have infected your life outside of the show?This is a weird question because I kind of feel like the things that...All of them come from outside, yeah.Yeah, the things that we say on the show come from outside.So it's kind of a reverse.It's like you're getting an infection from our lives, basically.Yeah.
02:02:59Like the concussive come.That came from a joke.We had the way we said at Ben's house.Yeah.A lot of bits have come from things.things that we've said either in personoff the shownot necessarily a ton of them but like enough of them
02:03:15like the white N wordthat joke isthat jokewe were a while with that we were a while over that onethat joke happenedorganically in my house ChrisI think Chris was back in New York but he came to staywith us and he stayed with us for like a week
02:03:32and we were watching something I forgot what it wasand we just developed the ideaof like there being like aLike a town get together.Like it's like, oh, it's almost that time in a year again.And they bring out the white Edward and it's just, it's just Vin Diesel.He's like in a cage.And people are like, I can't hang out today.
02:03:53I got to go see the white inward or my dad.It's a stupid.It was like a circus, like a fucking town event.Everyone's so happy.I love the idea of people casually talking about like, oh, damn.No, I got to see the white inward today.the white it's just like very casualit sounds good
02:04:12but if they remove white from it they're like yo that's not cooldon't say that butyeah one guy was like at least says the N wordand you're like whoa whoahe's like no no you don't understand he pulls up with the ad for the phone it's like oh thewhite inward yeah oh the white N word okay gotcha yeahat the civic centerhow great
02:04:32there's also the freaking the bugs money taking drugs and sitting down on the wall is likebugs. I don't feel good bugs.Yeah, like, I don't know.Like, but I don't, but I don't know if anything's like necessarily come from the show.You know what? Actually, maybe Kingston's dad for a little bit.We had people doing it for a little bit.Yeah, that's pretty cool.In our, in our real life.
02:04:53That started for a little bit, yeah.Who did that?You were, we were taught, you literally, there's a clip of you talking about how people in ourreal life started doing that to you.I forgot who did it? Did I forget it already?That was when we were all hanging out more regularly.I would initiate it and then other people would.would like jump in. I'm not really doing that shit anymore.
02:05:09This is like, all right.But.Yeah.I think more people should for a minute.More people should probably jump on the,the Joker thing.Because I think it just really makes sense.And I want people to really envision what I envision what I say like,
02:05:24oh, like you're such a crazy moment you become the Joker.The movie Flashpoint Paradox.It really animated it so well.So basically, if you guys know that, you know,Thomas Wayne becomes Batman in this one.Bruce dies.Martha becomes the Joker.And her becoming the Joker is the perfect embodiment of that, you know, you're so distraught.
02:05:50You become insane.Like, you become the Joker.That should is so sad.I think that storyline is really unfortunate because she's just broken.I love, dude.It's a broken mom.It is my favorite, like I would say this absolute Batman's fun.But like, I love that Thomas Wayne is.
02:06:07such an awesome Batman.So he's awesome because he's just a psycho.Because he's doing the logical conclusion.He's doing a thing that like Batman's too pussy to do.Derek, Derek, Derek.Thomas Wave is a psychopath in that shit.He's like crazy, crazy.A necessary psychopath.
02:06:25Derek, Derek, he sells drugs on purpose.He sells drugs to get drug dealers into his casino to kill them.That's insane.I'm trying to think bigger picture, bigger picture.Okay, sorry.Without him, do you think Flash Barry would have been tortured forever?Absolutely.And so if it was Bruce Wayne, he would have allowed that torture to continue because he was too pussy to shoot fucking Eobon in the fucking face.
02:06:54You know what I'm saying?I think there is sometimes that shit is, I completely acknowledge that Thomas Wade to be a dirtbag.But he's necessary in that universe.Thomas Wayne is a monster in that universeBut he's so entertaining because he's inIt's so funThe intro when they show him beating up that criminalAnd throws him off the roof
02:07:18And I'm like broHe you already wonHe already was downDude DC was on such a runSome of their comedyFlashpoint was so goodThe anime movies are almost always goodThere's most of them are really good actually
02:07:32Yeah and theyBut they finish that storyline, you know?They closed that storyline.And it's like, well, this sucks because I want more, but also like, yes, you have to closea storyline.You can't go forever.Modern comic books and One Piece.Think about all those things.
02:07:45All those movies that they animated, like the comics are, like, D.C.for a while, which is they couldn't, for a while they couldn't miss.It was crazy.Like, there were so many good stories coming out of there.I was like, wow.And then I don't, I don't know what happened.Like, it's.You're talking about the comics?
02:08:04Yeah, so, like, because the movies, you know, the comics first,and then they're trying to be animated movies.Like, I think DC Comics has hit more, as I'm more of a Marvel fan,I think DC Comics for the last, like, since 2020, I don't know, maybe since 20, like,16, they've been on way better role than Marvel, if I'm being honest.I thought they're, I thought, way better.was doing way better inin the late 2000s.
02:08:33I think they were doing great alongside Marvel.I think with shit like Civil War,secret invasion and like X-Mov's Avengers,I think they were comparable.I think Marvel had an edge.But then DC had the Green Lantern saga,which was just like peerlessly good.Pre-New 52 was so fucking like
02:08:55just before the end of that run, that stretch,so much fucking just amazing shit that I would sayget your hands on there's so many trades that you can justget your hands on the family I but I think the betbut I think it was held up by Greenlander like I think there wasno you're right I think that's an extra core warsfucking yes obviously blackest nightbright as gay
02:09:15rebirth rebirthsecret stories like all of those comics are just like oh this isway better than everything else in the room it's likeit's like LeBron and D Wade on the courtIt's like, yeah, there's a bunch of basketball players here.Yeah.These two are different.Those two guys.
02:09:32Wasn't even fair.Oh, you know what I forgot to mention?Yeah.What's that?Elephant Graveyard.New Elephant Graveyard video.Oh, fuck.It kept coming up with Mike.
02:09:42I keep forgetting who that is.He's the guy who did the comedy, the Joe Rogan, the big Joe Rogan video.Yeah.It got like four million views.Yeah, it was like really stylized.And he's not on screen.He's a Canadian guy, right?I think so. Yes, he is.
02:09:59In this video, he makes itvery apparent for whatever reason. I don'tknow if it's a part of the bit or something.Yeah, he says sorry. He keeps saying sorry.He emphasizes it.And I'm like, I was like, what, why?Did you get a couple of comments of people sayingyou're Canadian or something? I don't understand why.
02:10:14He's not Canadian and he's trying to throw the scent off.I thought about that two.He really goes in in that last episode.And in that freaking video he madeabout Joe Rogan,he really goes in on that nigga.Like he attacks his spirit.Like he was doing spirit damage.
02:10:31Yeah, you got to watch this next one.You know, your hand goes white hot and you're attacking the core of your enemy?And you're like, this is damage to penetrate through the shield.Yeah.Like, if I was Joe, I would have, I would have done Kirk myself.That's fucking nuts.Watch the, yeah, watch, if you have time today, watch the elephant graveyard.I think it's like a little bit over an hour or something.
02:10:54I can't remember.Yeah, watch it with Lily.Is it what she thinks.It's like hour and half.Yeah, hour and a half.It's good.It's good. It's really good. I liked it.It really kind of, I started posting on my that Rick Blackman YouTube channel I did because there was like a, I was, I was, remember I said I was going to do the social experiment.
02:11:11Oh, yeah.I kind of forgot about it and I lost the login credentials a while ago when I switched PCs.And then I got everything back.So I posted a couple of videos on there.I'm a little annoyed because if I would have been consistent, I think it really would have worked because I saw like one video.I talked about Bill Burr.It got like 7,000 views.So I didn't even know that.
02:11:30So it could have started building up if I took it seriously.But anyway, I posted a video about theorizing why Joe's doing all this shit.And I feel like this elephant graveyard video kind of validated my theory of just he didn't necessarily touch exactly what I was saying.But it's adjacent to just Joe Rogan just he just loves to be around rich, powerful freaks when, you know.and he used to criticize people that were like that,and he turned into that person.It's very weird.Yeah, he does a good job of like the Peter Thiel stuff in that,
02:12:04in that video is quite.It's fucking.I mean, it's not that illuminating in the sense of like,if you know who Peter Thiel is,you know that he's a freak,but like the way that,the way that it's structured,it kind of puts a lot of things into context and,
02:12:18I mean,Peter Thiel is a hyper sociopath.That's what it is.It's pretty good.I like how it recontextualizes,his Mincea thing as well.Because that's something that I felt was likewhat he did to Bobby was like, I can't believe that kind of like went under the radar
02:12:33for his time.I never felt comfortable with that.Oh, Joe?Yeah, because Joe used to reinforce his point.He used Bobby Lee and is fucked up because Bobby Lee without Carlos Mincea,Bobby Lee would have gotten the opportunities that he got, essentially.And so he didn't want to throw him under the bus and he put him in an awkward situationand to where the Mincea family also tried to like strong arm him.
02:12:57They secretly recorded him.Joe secretly recorded him and he threw it online.I saw the shit on Joe Rogan's YouTube channel.It might still be up there.He probably didn't even take it down.Because I saw all that shit way back in the day when YouTube was still pretty fun.Yeah.The Tony Hinchcliffe stuff was good.
02:13:18I like that he just didn't even remember who Tom Seguro was.That was fucking crazy.I mean, he does.He didn't even make shit.That was crazy.That was the best joke.Yeah, it was my favorite part of it.He was like, so this bird and then someone named Tom.
02:13:35I don't even remember who that is.He's just got to go.The disrespect.But it's a good video.Like shout at the 11 Graveyard.Like really, really.Just really great stuff.He's really fun.
02:13:50I saw that video of the,the black dude with the name with the M or something we discussed last time.He made the Tony Hitchin video.Yeah.Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.Yes, I saw at the very end of his video,he said he wants to make, like, a movie,and he was appealing to elephant graveyard.
02:14:05And I thought it was interesting that he dropped, like,just, like, days after that.I was like, oh, interesting.I wonder if maybe they'll get in contact with each other.He doesn't seem like the type of person I would, though.No, he's not a collaborator.He seems like the kind of guy who just goes off and fucks around in the wildernessand then comes back with, like,
02:14:21some crazy unhingeddocumentary every year.The fucker, yeah,it literally hasn't posted it overa year.I'm like, wow.I get it.That video was huge.
02:14:32Yeah.And I love that.That's a lot of research, man.He,he also,I love that.It was like no shame,but also shade
02:14:42at the people that are,you know,that are just milking.Like, he's like,I don't want to say this.I already said this.What do I say this time?Like he was kind of like,
02:14:50I already said what needed to be said on Joe Rogan.Like how could I say something without feeling like I'm just repeating or just milking this talking point like which is our job essentially.And I was like to me I was like, goddamn, there's a fucking true artist right there because you have to.If you want, if you make it.Sorry, go ahead.Well, no.I was going to say there was a there was a bit of a, I don't know if it necessarily a shot.But like there was there was kind of, I'll just say it because I just think.
02:15:20is the only word that I can think of.There was kind of a shot at like the too lazy to triesand the American Redacts.Yeah.And those guys.Yeah.Who they make stuff that I quite like.But he's talking about just like, man,
02:15:33this is a bunch of vultures kind of picking,picking this bone clean.Focusing on everything they say.And really it's just kind of boring listening to them.I like that stuff.But like he's right.Like there's definitely,there's like a cottage industry based around them.
02:15:50that. It's both. It's both, like, both things are true. Like, you can, you can enjoy thatthat, that's flop. You know, you can, you can enjoy it, but we also just admit that it isslop. Yeah. I like, I like the image of George Cassanza with the chips on his shoulder.Just barely, like with that barely engaged delivery. Yeah. He starts every video off saying,all right. That's the first thing he says. He always says, all right. All right. All right.So Joe Rogan's doing. Do some cunt started doing that in the MMA space in it.pissed me off. He literallywas like he saw too lazy to try.
02:16:25Started making thumbnails exactly the sameway and he starts off every video sayingall right and I literally, I don'tcomment very often negativecomments. Usually it's something about the videobut I was just like, dude, you're fucking gay.I downloadone of the video and I just was like, don't
02:16:40recommend me this channel. Like that's solame. It is reallylame. Dude, I remember thatlike sometimes like back in the day, likeyou'd run into people like that every now and again.I knew a guyI won't say his nameI'm sure maybe some people might remember
02:16:55but like there's a dude who was like making videosand you could telllike he just completely likepretended to have my accentat a certain pointI love thatand I remember this very distinctlybecause there's old videos of him
02:17:10not even that old really by like a couple monthswhere he just sounds like a normal guyand then suddenly he like sounds like meand he's like emoting like meand the cameras that's kind of the sameand he's doing the zooms and allI don't know the person. Could you drop a video in the chat if you can find that? Oh, sure. Yeah. I'll see if I can find it. It was kind of wild because I remember asking him. It's like, hey, what's, I don't mind necessarily, but like, what is this? What are you doing? It's just kind of weird. He was talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did he deny it? Did he say anything? I think so. I feel like I remember he denied it. And then he dapped you up and he had come in his hands. Because I think he said like, oh, well, my best friend is that. Like he's New Yorker. He's a New Yorker as well. It's just like, well, first of all, it's not really a.it's not a real New York accent that I'm doing
02:17:52it's completely fakelike my real New York accent is like a lot moreunderstated rightthat's like a fucking caricature that that voiceright so like the fact that you're trying to arguethat somebody that you know sounds like that's like I knowyou're lying because nobody sounds like thatand if they did they would be like 70 years old
02:18:09people on the streets just all animated as fuckyeahand by the way it's like there's no beef with this guyor anything it's just like I just remember specificallyit was just like oh weird this is like a strangethis is a strange experiencethat was the first time I'd ever feltthat was the first time I'd ever experienced that
02:18:26where somebody was like outright copying mein a way that I felt was like obviousnot like because I remember some people would be likeoh this person does zooms or whateverand they're ripping Chris off it's like I don't own zooms guysbut but it was the voiceit was like the cadence it was like kind of everythingI was like this is kind of weird yeah
02:18:44I'll see if I can find it laterI have no hope of rememberinglike what exact video these werewas his name bussy boy orsomething ever I don'tI don't know bitch bitch boyI genuinely don't even remember this name isChristian
02:19:00RaymondGoonGayGayChristAll right let meChrist Roy GoonI like that one
02:19:10Christ Roy GoonThat's pretty that's pretty awfulI wonderIf it's notIf it doesn't existI'm I'm gonnaclaim thatusername on a on on on YouTube what is Christ questions are strange
02:19:25Roy goon oh okay what's we'll do this and then we'll we'll bounce why Derekso defensive in arguments Boner wrote in he says hey heteroes when you guys bring up amovie you love it's usually with the disclaimer that it's a stupid movie or youjust grow up with it and you understand it's not high art do you guys love anymovie you'd consider genuinely high art one or two that'sit's like deep and has layers and shit.Yeah.I have a few.
02:19:54Yeah.You guys go.I have to think a little bit.I mean, I've talked about,when he says high art,I don't know if he just means like high quality or if it's like,because I guess that's subjective,but I would consider one of my favorite movies is Life a Pie.
02:20:10And I think that is an amazing film.I think it was like everything about it visually,the story.itself. There's also somediscussions that can be made within itif you want to go on that fucking hipsterass arc. I thinkit's kind of pretty selfish status story.
02:20:30Richard Parker.Which, did you know, I justfound out who RichardParker is. I didn't eventhat was a thing like, that's Peter Parker's dad.Well,well, that's notwhat I mean. Oh, okay. My bad. Sorry.
02:20:47Okay.There's a real life Richard Parker. I did, I didn'tunderstand that reference. I didn't even, I didn't even understand that that was a reference until I waswatching a history video about, um, pirates and, and, and, um, and stuff like that. I was watching likesomething and then they started talking about Richard Parker and I was like, oh, that's why his name is RichardParker. Fuck. That's crazy. That complete went over my head. Oh, man. I thought he was naming by the PeterParker's dad and I was like, that's why he didn't know that's actually what it is. That's why his dad wentmissing. It all makes sense now. All of you are stupid. This is this tiger is spiked.
02:21:20That's what I thought, but I guess I'm wrong.Sorry.Oh, my bad, y'all.It's an allegory for a loss, you idiot.It's, so for me, there's a, I think Donnie Darko is a really high concept movie, but people don't.It's about teens.So by nature, it's silly because it's about teenagers.But I think that's a high concept movie.
02:21:42I don't watch it again to have a real opinion on it.I saw it.It's a good movie, dude.And I was like, this is okay.It's a good movie.Also, another movie.movie I love isShawshank
02:21:53Shawshank's the goatfucking fantastic filmTop fiveAlso one Fuzakuckoo's NestAnother fucking great movieOh yeahI never actually watch thatJust movies
02:22:06Movies about stuffAs I've gotten olderAnd I've gotten more likeLike lovey as a personI think movies that are just aboutAbout not forgettingHow strong love isHave become like things I really really enjoy
02:22:19Yeahyou know it's fair you know it's underratedannihilation y'all should watch that shitI never got around that onethat's fucking I love that movieI love that movie and any time I think aboutit unfortunately makes me think about the dumbSJW era of stuff
02:22:38because I was madthat I'm like imagine instead of propping up2016 Ghostbusters and propping up likeannihilation or something like thatwhere it'sliterally, you know, it's, it's, here's a movie of a bunch of women that are killing it in a fucking fantastically written story because he knows a good book.And then just not even talking about it.Like, what do you fucking smoke?
02:23:02Like, what do you want drugs?Like it's literally sounds like that's all like when I talk about the faux activism thing.I'm like, y'all don't even give a fuck.You don't care.She really bothers me, man.It bothers me.That's the, that's the biggest problem.And that's why we lost so much ground as a people.
02:23:17because he had a bunch of people that did not really care about making people's lives better.He's cared about point fingers in making money.And look where we are now.Those people are really losing their rights now.Awesome.I'm glad you guys care.I'm glad you guys had a good time, dude.And there are some of them that I actually, like, I have respect for.
02:23:33Like some of the people that were involved in that sphere that I actually have for doing respect for.Some real things that are still making content like because they were real.You know, they were like, oh, I'm actually interested in this stuff.You guys may not be a fan of a few of them, but a few of them I actually have a great, great deal of respect for.I respect the ones that weren't.pieces of shit. Yeah, I get it. It's really that. One was the piece of shit to Chris. One was a bita bit shitty to Chris, but I'm a big fan of them actually. I don't like what you mean?Cat Black. I'm a fan of Cat Black. I don't like her. I don't like her. I don't like her. I'm a fan of her
02:24:02but I'm only a fan of her and reference store stuff about black studies. I think she's not a goodperson. I'll watch people. I think her statements about blackness are are like I'm notI think there's no shortage of people you could watch. That's true. That's basically my issue. That's true. She's notShe doesn't have a sub for me.She's not a guy for me.Some of the things she does say in her clips,she say,I can respect.
02:24:20That's my,that's my issue.I'm like,I'm like,I don't like propping up peoplewho I think are fucking like assholes.Like destiny was one of those people.Destiny,
02:24:27where back in the daywould make a lot of progressive argumentsand a lot of points that made sense,especially when he was railing against,um,uh,white nationalism and all that stuff.But I hated him as a person.
02:24:36I was like,this guy fucking sucks.Fuck him.And yeah,it's so much more validated today.Because holy shit,he's way worse than I ever could have imagined.Dude, talk about set the house on fire, brother.
02:24:47Holy shit.I just couldn't even have conceptualized how weird some of these people are in these spaces.It's just like, what the fuck, dude?You don't think people that get online that, you don't think people that put themselves in front of screens over and over again.Some of them are crazy.That was my mistake because it was my mistake, but just not necessarily understanding how weird some people are when they're not, like they're hiding their power level.That was my mistake of thinking that a lot of people, I was taking.them at face value.
02:25:15And I'm like, you seem fine.And then you would kind of get those,the breaks and character like, oh, you're insane.So I didn't, my guard wasn't up in a way that I was like,oh, there's a lot of freaks doing this shit.For me, it's streamers, man.For me, it's streamers.I have, my radar goes off ping immediately soon as someone like,
02:25:38they're streamers.I know there are some of them that are like decent people,but I think the nature of streaming.don't you stream sir i do stream but i try to separate the pair of socialness i try to well you'renot a streamer you just stream yeah i try to i try to just try how it's it's like it's like howlike i i wouldn't consider myself a guitar same same but i say but i play guitar you're more of a guitari am and and that's still i still understand what you're saying that's crazy i think you're waymore of a guitarist.
02:26:07I'm going to say this really quick.I think you're gay.Okay, sorry.The basis of being a guitarist is being able to have your way around tuning a guitarto standard tuning like E-standard and being able to play some competent songs.That is not me, sir.I can't.I can play a couple of things that I've just known historically.
02:26:31But I am the basics of the good.if someone asked me, and this has happened before,to teach him out to play guitar, I think, I can't.I am a fucking metal musician.I've done that before.Like, I've had people ask me.And I'm like, I don't know how to explain this to you because I learned this by ear incorrectly, certainly.So like, there's no shot that I could teach you out of it.
02:26:52Like, there's no value that I have.Okay.Go talk to a real person.Dude, when I play with a, what's, um, um, um, Lyle.Lyle's unreal.It feels.He's real.I've jammed with him a couple of times and I feel so inadequate because he can play, he understands the guitar.
02:27:12He legitimately understands it.And I'm like, jam, I'm like, let me down to this thing and play like a fucking, you know, like a caveman.Because you know what it feels like it feels like like a, like, I never experienced this, but I know it's like a big trope and like in just like media and shit like that.but like it's it's like when you got like a sibling and they're playing they're holding the second controller but it's not plugged inthat's what it feels like playing like playing guitar with lyle i'm like i'm literally a fucking i'm joe rogan right nowi'm literally a fucking idiot i'm just like he's really good a guitar dude like i i i've seen him play guitar and i'm likehe's he's a guitar he's a guitar he's absolutely we play guitar yes um it's like how kingston kingston's not a rapisthe's simply raped.
02:28:03Like I've been raped or like.Whatever you want to take from that.I don't think I've.I can say I can say confidently.He says he doesn't.I can be a little bit more possible.That's why.That's why revision.
02:28:16That's why revision that happened.You don't know to do that.Right.Are we not allowed to.I respect the lack of pushback.We're not allowed to revise.The lack of pushback is kind of wild.Are we not allowed to revise nowadays?
02:28:26We are allowed to revise.Okay.Allow this revision.Live your truth.I am not a misogynist, but I've massaged.I love that as a statement.It's like if you've ever said that at any point is so suspect, I am not a rapist.It's so, it is so insane to say.
02:28:52Dude, you know what's crazy?All of those jokes about the, about rape mob and.Oh my God.After the fucking.Those are all jokes that you really can't tell.Yeah, those are jokes that are.We're not going to get into it.On the podcast.
02:29:09I told Lily those jokes and I tried to give her a kiss and she pushed me away for real.Like she shoved me away from her.Yeah, because it's not funny.It's literally just shocked shit.At least my.It's mad funny.What do you mean?This is how I know that me and Jojo are really great for each other because she finds that dog shit stuff funny too.
02:29:29Lily does not.She did not find that funny.She was like, dude, you're just saying a horrible phrase.Dude, she's more immature than me sometimes.Like sometimes I'm just watching,we're watching a normal movie.And like, we watched that,I said that Korean movie about the,
02:29:44the hive zombies or whatever,the hive mind zombies or whatever.And which one?It just came out.Yeah, is in the theater.Hope?No, no, no.Not Hope.
02:29:53We're actually going to see that on this weekend.This was called something like,like not contagion,but it's something like that.it's a hive mind thing it's like a thing and then humans have a hive mind and they become like zombies whatever they they communicate with each other through like hive mind stuff and they have like this this white goo on them at a certain point and when they start they do this hemorrhaging thing with they communicate with each other and we're dying because they just look like they're busted all over each other they're like and there's like cuck and jizz all over them it just looks like they're coming everywhere and i was like i amMy brain, God, will you calm?Like, you know, because I'm seeing normal people.Sounds like high art.
02:30:33It's pretty amazing.At a certain point, I almost feel like,is this person immature as me?Are the people making this, they actually think it's funny too.Maybe.Someone noticed.I hope so.Because sometimes I think about it.
02:30:48I'm like, listen, she's looking at me.And then I'm retroactively,I'm like, why is she looking at me in the theater right now?and rationactively I'm like, oh, you thought like her brain catches everything that can be considered immature.And I'm like, that is hilarious.And it's worse than me, which is saying a lot.For me, I showed Lily about what to call ape and fit.And she was, she was like, yo, dude, I showed her that.
02:31:14And her face lit up, then stopped on a dime.She was like, that's not funny.That's not funny.Like you just cycle through the dialogue real fast.you're just skipping scenesI'm like it's not funnyI'm like it's not Lily look at himI'm like Lily give him a look
02:31:35give him a look Lily come onif you saw him behind himif you saw him behind Dura glassyou wouldn't be confused at firstand then you'd be like ohthe only reason you would bewhen he starts walking completelyupright you'd be like oh he probably doesn't belong there
02:31:51until then you'd be like okayI hope is so crazySo I want homeless fan to get all of this shit together and send it to him.I'm not going to stop disrespecting this piece of shit.You can't change it.I don't care.I mean,I ain't going to stop you either.
02:32:09It's not like I like the guy.I just,you know,I don't even know who this person is.You've seen him before and you've definitely been like, oh.I can't.If you showed me a picture of him again out of context of this,like if somebody just ran,
02:32:24if somebody on the street showed me a picture of that guy,Like why you will show me a picture of Mighty Jo-Yo?That's what you would say.You would say that exactly.We're just going to read the fucking names.Yeah, why not?I don't know.There is no high art.
02:32:38I have no answer.I genuinely don't know, honestly.Like, I don't, I don't think about movies in that way necessarily.Like, there's a lot of things about movies that I consider high art.But I don't know if like, like, what is high art?Like, are you talking about like Holy Mountain?Like a pretentious thing?It's hard.
02:32:57I need that person to elaborate.I would say high art is just art is just, it's just art that has a deeper meaning behind it.I guess, elevated meaning.I guess quality is that.I mean, I love, like I think, I think in Glorious Bastards is an amazing movie.I love it.That first 20 minutes alone, that first 20 minutes of that movie, I think it's just high art.Like it's just like that, those performances, that tension is incredible.
02:33:23I think.It's like, high also kind of insinuates art that.meant to be viewed as art better than itself.Like the idea, like how you know, like high fashion is meant to be like, oh, this is fashionat another level, opposed to it being like, oh, this is just people just wearing nice clothing.I don't, in that sense, like, I really think I only feel that way.So like incredibly experimental.I think I really only feel that way.
02:33:47Maybe.I wouldn't listen.I would say experimental.I really only feel that way about games, really that I've played.Like I feel that way more about more games than movies that I've watched.like I think like Allenway 2 is like that's a high art that's a high art game I think I think there are metal gear games that are high art like genuinely like I think it's just like it's so ins and not in low way like oh it's so stupid that it's cool but it's like no it's just like it's really committed and really like no person not a lot of people would think to do this this way like when I see when I see a game like Wolverine I'm like a lot of people would have thought to do this this way it's not it's not it's not inventive or orpushing any envelopes. You know what I mean? It's like that kind of thing. Yeah, it's like safe andkind of uninteresting. I think remedy does a lot of high art. I think you could argue that
02:34:37although I don't like the way Last of Us Two goes, I think you could make a pretty good case thatthat's kind of a level of high art, like the way it's the way it's done and just how clearlylike net like the thing that they think about that game a lot is like there's a scene wheretheir like characters are sleeping in a bed and they and they put like the covers over them.And I, and it stuck out to me because I was just like, damn, that's, that's wild because like no get, even still to this day, video games don't do that because cloths like cloths.Like cloth is so difficult.Yeah.Like it's always, it's always, it's always funny to me like in video games.
02:35:09Like people go to bed and shit.Like they lay on the bed in their full clothes like no cover because it's just like, ah, we're not going to figure this out.Yeah.And in that game, they figure it out.Yeah.And so there's, but like, I don't know.I think it's, I think I need a bigger clarification on what you mean.by high art.
02:35:25Yeah.Answer that question.I really think,I think high art for even on.I think blue velvet.I think blue velvet is high art.Probably think about some,a lot of Oscar nominated films.
02:35:35I think a lot of people would probably put that.There's a lot of artsy shit.And then there's also,you know,obviously some certain like film festivals.Like,oh,look in here.
02:35:44And you know,like midsummer's a high art movie.That's the best one I can think of.Like,it's a high art movie technically.I have,I know.I don't love it.
02:35:53I'm very aware of it.I'm very aware of it.it and I know it's made by the same people that made hereditary, right?So I know that's like the vibe that they go for.I don't know if that immediately makes it high art just because you're pretending it is.I don't know the like what are the what are the standards like do people decide then.Do people decide it's high art or do like I kind of I think so.Because like it's because I'm assuming high art is like for me the aesthetic is like people that go to a gallery and people would inspect and observe it.
02:36:21So film festival stuff that is meant and made.in the most serious sense is technically high artbecause you can't make comedic high art.Like is the whale high art?I think it's meant to be.I think it's meant to be.Yeah, I definitely think it's meant to be as well.I think that movie's amazing.
02:36:36Especially ending.The ending undercuts it a little bit.I think the ending is what genuinely makes it higher.Because without it,I think he's floating because he's actively floating.That's why it's higher.Because it almost feels like you got to like,whenever there's these high art films
02:36:49or there's something like that,they're either just so,hopelessly grounded to where I'm like, okay, that was a movie.Or there has to be something in there that you're not going to understand this.This is, you know, this is a very esoteric.And I'm like, you're gay.Yeah.It's like highbrow comedy, right?
02:37:08Like highbrow comedy, right?What is highbrow comedy exactly?Whatever it is.I'm sure I'm not into it.Highbrow comedy is.Is it racism now?Is it just racism and transphobia, I guess?I'm the high art.
02:37:19High art comedy is interesting because like high, it's got to be.Like high comedy.Yeah.sure. I would say just people thathonestly, is itjust everything that's above likejust like low browtoilet shit? I don't know.
02:37:34It says right now thathigh art is art made when you're high.That's not helpful.That's not real.That's funny.I don't know. That's true.There's just the work of lastingculture value and that requires
02:37:50intellectual engagement,specialized training and deeperinto the interpretationto fully accept.I didn't hear a single fucking thing you said.We're going to read the name.You are the worst.You are the worst.
02:38:05Yeah, I guess.I don't know.Versus lower.Low art focuses on mass appeal.I'll say this.There's a lot of higher movies.And then a media accessibility.Okay.
02:38:13There's a lot of high art movies that I've seenor movies that I think qualifyin that realm where I'm like,I don't like this as much as Spider-Man too.even in the ways that I meant to like those movies, by the way.Like in the sense of like, does this have an emotional core that I connect with?Like genuine, like not as much as Spider-Man 2 genuinely.Well, I think the thing about Spider-Man 2 is that for you particular, you are a person that like stylized things.
02:38:39You are a fan of stylization.Sure, but like I don't even think it's that.I think the actually team.Spider-R2 is extremely stylized.There's, I don't disagree necessarily, but it's not like, I don't know, it's not like twin peaks or something.You know what I mean?Like, it's not stylized in that way.Right.
02:38:54Not in that direction for sure.I think genuinely, my favorite parts of that movie as I grow older is like, like the scenes with Aunt May and like when I was a child, it would have been like the train scene.Yeah.But like now it's like it's really not any of that stuff.Like that's, I think now that's like my least favorite stuff in that movie.I think the best moment in that movie is the moment with Aunt May or the moment the beginning of the movie.Like I think those are the two best parts of the movie because obviously Aunt May.part is very hopeful and like the idea of a person coming to someone like is this love being
02:39:27shown from one person to another is really beautiful yeah uh the beginning of that movie's crazyit's just the beginning of that movie just insane so that's why it's so good to me but like blade runner2049 is a high art movie i agree with that so is the arrival i think there's like there'sdrive yes movies um there's also scenes like i feel like where some people will be like look what ican do. There's two scenes thatcome to mind with V fromVendetta. There's like a little mini film. Yeah, that one'sright there. Literally, the one I just
02:39:57looked at. You said that?No, the moment, like you said Viva Vendettaand I scrolled down it was right there. Oh, it's right there?Oh, that's funny. Yeah, like that is, that'shigh art. Like, and it's actually a fantastic.It's like, this movie's fucking stupid.I love it, by the way. This movie's fucking stupid.And then that section, that segment is
02:40:14brilliant. I was like, what the fuck? This is amazing.It's kind of just, I almost like, flexing.And gladiator.I think it's genuinely fantastic.I think genuinely.That's probably my,it's one or two of my favorite film.I don't,
02:40:27I always interchangeable,but it's one,it's like,it's in my top three.Oh,dude,the fucking X-Men is it first class?I don't remember which one it is where,
02:40:37when,uh,Quicksilver,when he's doing his whole,um,his whole,um,fucking having sex in a bottle or yeah.
02:40:44Like that is,you're like,let me flex on you guys and kind of show you,what I could do.I may put this song over it.You're setting that kind of that artsy fartsy shit.And I'm like,I fuck with that.
02:40:56But is that more stylization or is it that more of art?It's definitely stylization,but it's also,it's the whole tone of it doesn't even necessarilyfit in that film at all.At all actually.Of course,that's like one of the most fucking high art films ever.
02:41:10Which one?Space Odyssey,2001.Oh,yeah.Yeah.That movie's entirely fucking higher.And I feel like it a lot of,
02:41:18I like the movie a lot.The more high artsy things.things get, I do think there is a crossover of people forcing to like, they're pretending to like shit.I think, oh, yes. Oh, yes. So much of that. Dude, when I've gone to, oh, sorry, go ahead.Well, I was going to say, like, I think, I think there's more, I genuinely think there's moreenjoyable high art video games than there is high art movies. Oh, yeah. I, I'm not even kidding.I agree. Like, I think, like, games like Shadow the Colossus and like Metal Gear and like these,like, weird, um, even just like indie games that are like really like high art, I think.
02:41:49I just, I don't know.I think video games in general artists by their naturekind of high art if they're cared about at all.Best forms of art.You know? Yeah.Literally all forms of art like merged into one fucking incredible.I think video games are,I think video games are like a special,
02:42:04like I,I love reading.That's like my like preferred form of likereading or music.But like I think video games are just unbelievable.Like the way that they express everything.Well, dude, there's video games with that.It just can't.
02:42:19But then there's video games with like codexes and like.Exactly.Like the fact that you can sit in Skyrim and read books is crazy.About the world.Yeah, dude.I learned to read well by playing JRP's back in the day.Because there's so much fucking reading.It literally pulls from all of that stuff.
02:42:38You know, like every other kind of form of media video games used to make them themselves.You know, like when you were making a video game, you have to write lore for a video game more often than not.So you have to create a world.you know you have to have themesyou have to have particularly good voice actingyou have to it's it's there's so mucheven in photography like Ithere's so much reading in
02:43:00control and like all these other gameslike it's these are densethings that not only areconceptually really coolbecause you have to beyou have to be interestingif you're going to make something that you're going to be like playingbut they're also just fun
02:43:16yeah video gamesare really, they're really unbelievable medium, man.Yeah, they're kind of, I feel bad for people, I feel bad for people who don't get it, like, genuinely.I think it's like, you're missing out on such, such cool shit.Like, Red Dead Redemption 2, like, by itself as a narrative.It's just like, this is like, this is better than a lot of the TV shows that I see is often cited.As like, you know, groundbreaking television.Like, dude, like, this is.
02:43:41Feedo games are just better specifically because they can breathe.they can there's so much like the idea first of all movies why why movies suck compared to like say a series versus a fucking video game you know keep getting better and better it's so confined in such a small space that there's not enough time to really do anything to explore anything and versus a video game is the ultimate form of that where there's just so much more time even in a dumb fucking modern warfare game there's more time to explore these characters like i care more about ghost and soap and all this shitThen fucking is somebody just making an army movie where I'm like, I spit no time with this asshole at all.It's something special about like even for me like my like I when like the rest of a show is good.It is a good show and it's a pretty decent application.But playing last of us, there's something particular about that experience.There are people like, oh, you can watch them not play the game.It's like you can get the gist of it.
02:44:39But inhabiting it and going through it controlling it is something special.I don't even love those games.but like watching the show like I watched that that show and I was like oh I appreciate the games a lot more now actually yeahbecause you're living it you're doing it you know like it's it's something special that's why I always I always say like I really I think because of me because I have an overactive imagination I love reading I love being able to create the scene myself and whatever sort of art style I can design it in but playing games is special it is it is a really interesting way for you to be able to see and convey the world and likeLike, see, that's why I always, I always say that, like, I prefer anything fantastical to be done animated.Because animated can make things, it can draw a picture in a way you can never think of or just in your brain, you know?Like those things are, and in video games, yeah, let them collide, you know?I think the idea is like emotion, right?
02:45:36Like, and I think about like, I think about, dude, I think about fucking destiny raids or I just think about like the, the feeling that I got is like, that's high art.in my opinionlike the feeling that I got from doing thisis like really like especially that first onelike at first that first like vault a glass raidwas like really magicalin like a way that's like really kind of difficultto describe. Dude King's Fall is crazy.
02:45:56I did Kingsfall. That rate is nuts.Regardless we could be here all day.Yeah, yeah, yeah.We can talk about video games for hours.Shout out video games, bro.Nah.Yeah. Even, uh, even when sometimesthey're not so great.
02:46:08Yeah.I would say I don't haven't played.I haven't played it.I'll say it's, it seems ma'er.It's fine.It's like mediocre.The worst it is it's mediocre.Yeah.
02:46:19Which is like still like.And when you want to pick and choose what you're going to play, you know, that's probablygoing to be on the back burner.It's a rough.It's a rough time.I'll say this.It's a rough time to release something that's mediocre.Because there's a lot of stuff that's kind of just cool coming out soon.
02:46:36It's a crowded.I've heard a lot of good things about that blood of Dawn Walker game.Yeah.I heard too.I heard like the thing.I think I might I might start that.because I started, I started playing that Plague Tale game and I was just like, I'm not feeling this really.Guys, remember this.
02:46:49No matter what happens, you're not Derek who wants to play freaking Dragon Age again, right?Remember that.No matter what kind of BS happening, Derek wants to play Dragon Age again.You see how, you see how like this?He's like the dumb guy that's, that's what he took from this.I didn't, I didn't say that I wanted to play it.I didn't say that I didn't say wanted to play.I didn't say I wanted to be trapped to you.
02:47:08I compared myself to a retard one to go back to the X, but I, I know better.I'm not going to do it.All I got to say is that when Derek eventually plays it again, which he will.Which he will.Eventually, I'm going to fucking turn off this podcast and install it immediately.You're going to turn off the podcast and then turn over to the other screen and finish playing it.And you're going to be like, he's a dumb bitch.And you're going to finish playing it.
02:47:33You're going to 100% that game, get everything done.And be like, this game is dog shit.100%.Yeah, yeah.And then I'm going to just end it.I'm going to end it all.All right.Let's get out of here.
02:47:42Yeah, all right.We're going to read the names of our $25 and up patrons.Got me down.Did you give a shout out to the podcast and everything where they should go?Did you do that in the beginning?I don't remember.I feel like I did it.Yeah.
02:47:58Patreon.com slash snartank.There you go.Patreon.On the com slash a Star Tank.You know.I think I said before the question.I don't think you did too.I just don't remember.
02:48:06I was busy making fun of Derek for playing a game again that you didn't play yet.Inevitably.It's profound.at this point. All right.Three, two, one.Alabama meme, AlabamaMean Boy. Huff and Puffthe Asma Dragon. Destroy Patreon
02:48:22for not saving my fucking name. Quitting Twitter because it's making meracist. Rage baiting Swin by justbeing white.Hassan's Schmidt on theR&C Jumbotron. I forgotabout that. Dude, what the fuck was that?Wait, I'm sorry, what? That is insane.So they showed like an underwear photo of
02:48:38Hassan at the R&Con the fucking Jumbotron, whichlike not, I mean, you're gay.I literally don't, I was like, what is the point of this?Do they not know they're making him more popular?Are they not aware of that?Yeah.This is the thing that bothers me about Hassan.
02:48:56Or not, I guess not him specifically, but like the people who hate him.Yeah.And by the way, I say this is like somebody who's not even like, you're indifferent.I kind of just like am indifferent.Like I don't, I've heard him say things and I'm like, I think you're kind of dumb.But like, I just don't, I don't care.The, I would.know nothing about this guy if not for the people
02:49:15who make their entire lives andpersonalitiesfoundational on his existence.Yeah. I would never hear anything about this person.Like genuinely, his content never shows up on my feed when it's just him.It's always just like people commentating on him and like obsessing over him.This is the thing that is, I feel weird about people who are obsessive in general aboutanybody.
02:49:38I think it's just a very weird thing.Like I remember there were people like that with a, with,with Maddox back in the day.That show was weird.Very odd. And like, you know what? I found like a video recently of like those same people and likethey're still doing it.It's just like you got to fucking get over it, man.Like I don't know how you have nothing going on to the point where like you've built it.
02:49:59And then and and then it becomes like you might as well just be married at a certain point.Like you might as well, you might as well love this person as far as I'm concerned.Yeah.You know what I mean?Because like they're your entire content and your entire content and your entire.personality is found is based on this person it's fucking weird and it's it's this whole i i ilegitimately don't understand what they're because again right you if you really don't like thisperson you would want them to disappear and then you're propping them up all the time and this
02:50:29picture in particular i really don't understand other than it like you said they're gay i don'tunderstand because it's not even an unflattering photo it's him showing off that he's fuckinghe's yoked he has abs and stuffSo I'm like, what is this supposed to show that he's fucking jacked?I don't, what are you doing?I don't understand.Like maybe if he had a picture with his asshole out or something, I'd understand that.Like, oh, look at this fucking guy.
02:50:54He has a cucumber up his ass.Like, I would get that.Like, it would be still gay to fucking put that on your jumble screen.But also, it is a funny photo, you know?This is just him being like, oh, look it.I'm fucking hot.And I'm like, I, what is this?This is a shirtless photo.
02:51:11It's like, is this.shirtless, his thighs, he's like, he's flexing, like, really hard.And, like, he's, you know, he's pulling it up more than he should.It's a very thirst-trappy photo.It's a thirst-trap photo, yeah, which is, like, whatever.If people are, if people are, like, conventionally fit, like, why?Why wouldn't you do it?Of course.
02:51:28I would do the same thing if I was jacked.Yeah.I used to do that when I looked better.Right.Than I do now.Why not?But, like, why is that up there?I'm still, I'd be busting on camera.
02:51:38I'd be laying out in the chair.Right in the chair.Busting on camera.I justIt's just straightLike if I was still guysLike I need you to understandLike there's a lot of people
02:51:48And I'm talking to the listeners right nowThere's a lot of people out thereWho have done thisWho have likeFocal pointed their entire careersOn a single personAnd it is very weirdImagine for a moment
02:52:00Like you were listening to this podcastAnd I was stillEvery weekTalking about Francesca RamseyOr Cat BlackOrAnita Sarkesian.Like imagine if that was like every week
02:52:14we were talking about this.Still for 10 years.I would tell you right now.I would not be your friend.No.Like I wouldn't,I wouldn't be friends with anybody who did that.I would just say sit down and talk to them at that moment.
02:52:29Like off camera just talk to them.Figure out how much why I hate them so muchand just move on.That's it.And look.And look, because I know the comment.I know we're kind of putting the gar.rail's up here like the child locking the fucking bowling alley with like uh prefacing statements
02:52:48because i know people are going to be like oh well you talk about trump all the time yeah the president'sdifferent we also don't talk about trump all the time what the fucking what do you mean well we mentionedlike mentioning someone occasionally and making your content centered around them is not even thislike i don't i agree i don't i don't want to i don't want to validate these stupid people i don't even likeone is brought up because it's so stupid.It's not even real.That's not, sorry, go ahead.I know.
02:53:18Anyway, I just, I don't know, whatever.Like, that is, that is crazy.The Jumbotron thing was funny.I think they, I don't know, man.Are you making context, though?Like, seriously.I would, did you?I don't think they know yet.
02:53:31I don't think they know yet, Chris.What do you mean?They don't know.I don't think they know they're gay.I think they just think they're working.Oh, they don't know.They don't know that they're on grinders.They have no, they haven't realized.
02:53:40that they're just beingclinging upthat they didthe photo verificationshitthey just have no ideathat they're likegoing through all the
02:53:47the steps you have to beprobably pay for a membership or somethingDerekwhat you're failing to understandis like I trippedand the phone fell out of my handit downloaded grinderyeah
02:53:58waited the entire timeto fully download itscreenshoted a photo of my own fateI accidentand I tried to pick it upand I accidentally fumbled againopened the cameratook a picture of my face
02:54:08posed for the photofor verification, scanned my entire face,did the rotating 360 degree thing to make sure it waslike actually me. Andall of this was I simply tripped.Yeah, it was in one tumbling motion.All of that happened.Oh, man.
02:54:26The world would be so much better if they could justopenly be gay, dude.Sucks.They can't, Derek. They'll lose their power.They can just suck cock and be happy.That would be so good.there's sky judeady i will say i had i had a i've had experiences like that before like it's not to the samedegree but like i remember it was so funny because i was like going through this is like maybe years
02:54:51ago at this point but i remember going through my phone and because i was looking for um i can'tremember what the fuck i was looking for a link to something and like i fumbled my like fumbled with myphone and it like automatically like i hit the screen in such a way that it likeIt brought up an X of mine and typed in I love.What?I'm not even kidding.I'm not even joking.Because I fumbled with it.
02:55:17I was like,yo,that's crazy.Like,this is like moments away from being like a really stressful situation.But like,obviously it's different than like,downloading it app and scanning your face.
02:55:26But still like that happens sometimes.I often wonder sometimes about like,man,I wonder what like the most like genuinely what the most like unbelievable.Coincidence is.Like coincidence of like fumbling your phone and like,Like, no, you don't understand.Like, I really did trip.
02:55:44I like that.And this happened.I've definitely mistakenly sent my grandma the N-word before when she was like, she sent me something.I was like, nigga, later or something like that.And she was just like, what did you send me this for?And I was like, it was a mistake.It was a mistake.I had a horrible thing happened one time or there was an iPhone update where they finally let you screen record.
02:56:07And I was like, I was a little bit late to the party.So the update was like,I was like, holy shit,like this is so convenient.And like in the middle,I'm,it's the middle of the day.I'm like screen recording as right at the time.
02:56:20I'm just like,this is awesome.I get a Snapchat from this girl that I was talking to.But here's the thing.Anytime she's ever seen anything explicit,it is exclusively at night.Just at night.So like during the day,
02:56:34I saw that it was the purple one,where it's a video.And I clicked on it just like,who gives a,fuck. And then it was something explicit and I was like, oh shit. And then so I clicked out of it,but it immediately says that it's like screenshot it or whatever. She fucking calls me. And she'slike, bro, what are you like, what are you doing? And I was like, I explained this to thesituation. She didn't fucking believe me. Of course not. And I was like, brother, I explained
02:56:55exactly what I told you guys. I'm like, you literally have only sent me shit at night. I'm inthe middle of something right now and I just clicked it because I thought it was going to be somethingstupid like your fucking dog. You know? And it, it tainted our relationship. Like,Because like, I was like, you felt that that was the beginning of it falling apart.That literally was that because she, she, I guess she had an issue with, uh, an ex like leaking her shit, like revenge porn.No, it's, it's fair.And I was like, bro, like, this sucks because I can't convince you that like that this was literally a scenario that happened.And even with the caveat of you've literally never sent me something in the middle of the day, like believe me.
02:57:31Dude, I had a, I had a thing like that.I had a thing like that.It's so funny.I just remembered it.You're saying this, you telling this story reminded me.Yeah.where like I sent I was sending I think I sent like just like a Snapchat or something I think it might have been a Snapchat or like an Instagram like photo or whatever I'm just like hey I'm just in my room just like kind of fucking around and she's like who's that in your glasses I was like what?I'm not not wait and wait until wait until you hear this is because it's hilarious yeah and like it's like I know you're talking to XY and I see it in your glasses you're on Skype or something I was like what I have that Skype in forever
02:58:07And I looked, I didn't know, I genuinely didn't know what the fuck was talking about because I was literally just, like the door was open, like, everybody was home. And I looked at, I looked at it. And it was the reflection of the Destiny 2 map screen. Just really like fate. Like I knew what it was because like I understand like how that would look blurred at like blurry and like reflected. But like if you didn't know Destiny 2 like you wouldn't know like what that is. Yeah. And I could I could kind of see maybe what she thought she saw.But I was like, no, dude, this is destiny.And she did, I still think to this day she doesn't believe it.That is insane.That's way worse than me of like, like, like as far as it's not a clear photo of a woman.You know, you're saying it's the destiny map.Like, bitch.I've never had that.
02:59:01Thank God.That's why I don't like people taking photos of me, by the way, because I'm just like, I just don't want to deal with shit.I don't want to deal.I've never had that.Because even when I've done nothing.wrong. It's like, it's just like, I'm, I'm always like at fault. So it's like, I just, I don't want touse me. That shit triggers me, man. But I'm getting blamed for nothing. That's, that's one of thefew times I start acting out of my character is when I'm like, oh, it sends me spiraling.
02:59:25Because I'm not, because I, I very much so hold my tongue when I want to be mean of people.I'm like, oh, there's just no need for me to be mean. I don't know. I don't have to be rude right now.but that shit will make me start snappingand I'll turn into a not nice version of myselfwhere I'm like I'm not what do you meanlike I've been I've been blamed beforeof cheating when I literally was at work onceand I was like are you stupid
02:59:52I'm at fucking workmy nigga I'm at work I'm at my jobthat you also work atthis is my previous girlfriend when I did the New Yorkand I was like are you fucking I was likebitch are you insane and I don't talk to women like thatalso ever.And I just started losing my cool
03:00:10and I sent her a fuckingsnaptet of me with ourco-workers at work.No, you have that saved. You have that saved already.Dude, I, yeah.That's when that's whenthe mass starts to crack.And it's just my dad's
03:00:28mustache starts poking out of my face.The gun startsdeveloping.Yeah.it really sends me spirallyit's not a goodI hate when peopleattribute shit to me
03:00:41that I just straight up didn't doespecially when it's just like obviousHey peopleIt's just it's inferiorDon't blameBecause then I'm just thinking likeWell fuck I should have just did this thenIf I was just gonna get all this flag
03:00:51Like now I'm pissedThat may not be the right way to go about itIt's not the right way to goObviously don't do thatYou gotta jump shitI've felt that I've definitely felt that way beforeI was like well what the fuck is thisYou know what I am gonna set this city on
03:01:06fire and burn every puppy in a generalcity. I am going to do it. You think I didn't alreadymight as well fucking do it, huh? I'm going to do it.Yeah, I don't know, man.He would see to put every puppy in a blendera three mile radius. Bill Cosbybuying, uh, Bill Cosbybuying Connor McGregor a beer.
03:01:22Cop to 360 and clean the bloodout my toilet. Uh, lesbian locusts.Hunter Biden's slop coin.Oh yeah, that's right. He released like alike some kind of meme coin or something.Who did?Hunter Biden, I think.Um,
03:01:36Oh, he's doing. I didn't look, I didn't look super into it because I was just like, I just assume everybody's corrupt. So like, I wonder if it's, uh, because he's not a media tour. I wonder if it's unironic or if he's doing it like ironically.Does he right now he's just, he's still kind of, he's doing this. I know he's, because he's being very forthcoming about how he's a scumbag. I'm a rich fucking nebo baby scumbag. We're talking about. But, um, yeah. I just wonder because of his media tour would kind of suggest to me that it's, he's doing it ironically. But then at the same time, he could just be like, oh, no.like I'm just going to get money because you're all dumb.Like,dumb as fuck,I'm going to get money.How fucking.Uh,
03:02:15it makes sense to me.Why Hunter Biden's meme coin is even worse than it looks by MS now.Worse than it looks.It's like,how much worse could a meme coin look?You know,it's,it's like cryptocurrency token officially named Hunter Biden's laptop.
03:02:33Launched on the base blockchain.Hunter Biden pitched the,the token as a way to reclaim the narrativesurrounding his infamous laptop controversy.Oh, you what a faggot. I'm sorry.That ruined it for me.Totally. Oh, here's thereclaim that. Shut up.
03:02:50Shut up.It's theory. That's likefunny theoretically. Like the idea of like,oh, because if you search Hunter Biden's laptop, nowyou get, now you just get the crypto coin.Yeah, but I'm like, does it work?Could you actually? Yeah. Now you'vejust got a worse.
03:03:05Because the Hunter Biden laptop thing wasn't even thatof a deal, now you've gota worst scenario, actually.Because now you're a crypto scammer, which is way worse than having yournudes on a fucking laptop. Who gives a shit?Quite literally backwards,backwards thinking of the fucking century.Yeah.
03:03:23Like this guy was, I don't get it.Who are these people's fucking PR teams?Because he seems like he was on a roll.He's like, all.Gerbils.It must be.You know what, Derek?I'm deeply disappointed in Hunter.
03:03:37as if that like we had like highyeah we had high like I I thoughtyou were the chosen oneyou were the chosen one Hunter I had your shirtI have your merch yeahanyone man I thought anyone in this onethat's Hunter Biden merch they need to diequickly they yes
03:03:54him sniffing coke off blackblack postoos ass I'm like hey look I can respect thatyeah he had fun to a degree you're having funwas that my money yesam I mad yeswas it his moneyI mean, our money?It was taxpayers money, I'm pretty sure.
03:04:10There's the whole point of it.That's where I got so damn bad.I don't, I don't, I can't say.I literally didn't.Maybe that's true. Maybe it isn't.I can't say.But hey, I'm sure people think that's true.Yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure.
03:04:22But like, and it could be.Yeah, that's true.Being a crack head, hey, dude, you should have fun, I guess, you know.Go crack it up.That's good stuff, man.Gene Gray watching Frank's family getting murdered.Quaker Oats, iPhone faced their mascot.child mom donnie mind controlling the hijackers on 9-11
03:04:39like jean greggit happenedcan't deny itto deny it would becompletely normalmost gentle lesbian who only beats on weekendsmerry kirkmas everyone from the bottomfrom the bottom on my neck
03:04:55nice I think you meant of but like fairthe dumb slut had a nice birthdayuh Batman's new butlerfred durstYeah.Master Wayne.Damn it.Master Bruce, you need to come back home.
03:05:16Dick is her.Yeah.Yeah.Master Dick.It's really bad.It's just one of those nights.Shit's really bad.Damien.
03:05:28Clean your room.I can't believe he's dead.Anyway, Cold Brew KingAlpha V.She screams on my Megatilatron.Fred Durst, yeah.Let him make it. Let him make it.I kind of miss that one, but okay.
03:05:45Damn.Well, yeah, I'm saying, I'm telling you, I can't believe that he's dead.So, someone, so who's telling you that?Nobody, I'm just saying.When that happens, we get to say dead durs.You can't believe he's dead in the future.No, I just mean right.now I can't believe he's dead because I would have heard about it.
03:06:06Dead.So, so, okay, I got it.Sorry, my bad.As you were, so I'd interrupt you.If he was dead, we would have gotten texts about it because, like, we bring him up kind of, like, not super regularly.Who's saying he's dead?So, like, at this, nobody's saying he's dead.I'm just saying, like, at this moment, I can't believe he's dead.
03:06:24But why would it be in question right now?It's not, it's not about a question.Like, there's a lot of things I don't believe that's a question.It's just one of those.days when I'm fucking dead.Just one of those days, Chris, I'm really dead.I'm dead outside in your fucking house.If I walked into my living room right now and Fred Durs was dead on my floor, I'd be so pissed.
03:06:47Because you know somebody dropped him off there.You know somebody left him there.I'm like, I'm barely connected to this guy.I don't even know most of his views.I know like two songs of this guy.I know he directed that John Travolta movie where he played like an autistic stalker.Yeah, dude.Or did he direct it or was he writing?
03:07:03He directed it.Yeah, okay.It's crazy that he did that.He's in your house bed as a doorknard.Crazy that John Travolta was like, what a meeting of the minds.That was me, John Travolta, yeah.Yeah. What's up, man?Yeah.
03:07:15What's up, man?I love you, Fred Durst.I love you, Fred Durst.I love you, too, John Travolta.Dude, that fucking set was a, what has been a nightmare of beyond?Must have been a fucking nightmare.What are we going to do?What do you want?
03:07:33Do you want me to play this really artistically?Yeah.Do, do, do, do.What was I think you said?Kinks in a lot of it?Yes.Fucking search.Cold brew king.
03:07:50Alpha V.Deaf leopards ate my face.It's crazy.Nice.Every time Chris says no shot, take a drink.I do say that a lot.I don't know where I got that from because I don't think my parents said that or anything.I don't know.
03:08:05I picked that up somewhere.I probably do say too much.Poundeer brand ambassador,Swordmaster panic attack,Mr. Barry,Nick Kerr's best friend,Nate Higgers,Wolverine hair,
03:08:19Wolverine's hair regenerating when he shaves.I'll suck your dick,I'll eat your shit.Cila,Cila hair lossshoots himself on set.I don't even.I don't know.
03:08:31Hughie Lewis and the Jews.CoolIt's pretty goodUpgrading from gay to lesbianI'm dumb and gay and don't understand clonesCooney TunesMmSege
03:08:49Inviting the MerchantsBack into the Temple50 character limit on names nowI'm gonna bombI'm gonna bomb IranHave you seen thatFox News TsunamiNo
03:09:03dude there's this dude who uh he's i don't remember his name you could probably find it if you searchthat those keywords are like this is a dude on on instagram that i found he has he only has two videosup about it but he's like just like republican fox news he's like it's just him doing the the tomvoice but he's just like sharing like right wing propaganda in the middle ofit's like i'm it's like i'm gonna bomb iran right after bobobo bo bo bo bo bo oh my goshfucking bars i like thatThey're changing.They're changing anime characters to make them Asian.
03:09:38What is this world coming to?Dragon Ball Z.Here's 12 hours of drag queen story hour.Only on two nom.And it's like Jojo.It's like,it's a,it honestly is like I'm so jealous that I didn't think of that bit first
03:09:57because it's like the flexibility of that bit is so good.Like just alt-right,Tom from Tunei is so good.I like that. That's his name.It pisses me off.That's good. I like that.I'm going to bomb Iran.Epstein was a good guy.
03:10:16Yeah, yeah.Right after Death Note, only on Tunei.Dude, what a Peter Tews saying?He was like, oh, he wasn't in jail for that long, so I didn't think whatever he did was a big deal.Oh, yeah.I love the idea that he, like, they put it, they locked.him away for only a little bitmust not have been a big deal. Dude,
03:10:36they locked him away.When it's not abig deal, they don't getlocked up. And by the way, even when it is a big deal, they don'tget locked up sometimes. Yeah. So likebeing sealed away is crazy.Being sealed away, knowinghow many people get away with shit that they
03:10:52obviously didn't don't get sealed away,the fact that like he gotsealed away at all is crazy. So for himto just be like, oh, it wasn't for that long.So maybe it was exaggeration.brother.And then Joe Rogan's how hard it is to get sealed away.Joe's going to this guy's house for dinner.
03:11:09I'm going to keep.Joe Rogan's like, yeah, he beats his chest and it jumps off a high place and doesn't get hurtbecause his bones are made a stone and brick.Yeah.Get something, picks up a car and eats it.What do you think lunch at Peter Thiel's house?You think it's like a lunchable's like covered in semen?That's busy.
03:11:27I feel like lunch at Peter Thiel.For people who don't know, for people who don't know, Peter Thiel is gay.I feel like Peter Tee.Yeah, if the joke wasn't obvious.I wanted, I wanted to make sure that they knew that they know he's gay.If it wasn't an obviously distasteful joke to gay people, Peter Thiel is homosexual.You guys, they pick up that part.He don't call him penis teal for no reason, man.
03:11:51There you go.Penis seal because my penis is.Because he calls him penis teal.We call him penis teal because he fucks.He calls him penis teal because his penis, he fucks you until his penis is blue.until it's crazyit's not even particularly gayit's just crazy
03:12:07you'll fuck your boy butt till it's bluethere you go there you gohe fucks boy's butt holestill it blueyeahboy's buttle till ita lot of beeswhat do they call that alliteration
03:12:20I think it isbut hehe was having a conversationlike do you think human life is worthyhe was like wellwell he paused for likefucking 10 secondshe didn't answer the whole
03:12:32clip and I'm like, he says, like, oh, course or something.Too late, I really think if, I really think if you were at his house, pulls out, pulls out, pulls out his lunchebles, dips it and come on.He pulls it out. He pulls it out. He busts on it. Then he dips it and come to. He's a double dipper.Oh, he's a double dipper. You ever have the pizza ones with the tombstone, tombstone pizza sauce? Of course.Well, there's just seam in that packet.Well, there's a semen in that packet. You, you having the nerve to say well.you having the audacityThe audacity
03:13:06That's a good wellWe actually have toYeah we got to get out ofGod damnWe actually really doHave to fucking moveDelta GammaCounting or not counting
03:13:14Bear violenceLiterally fed this toddler last weekWhy is it still cryingThe clam in his ice bathBlue SanghiliYou serve guild masterIsrael's flagFeatiering the star
03:13:22Of deforvidFlock camera catches ChrisGooglingMr. Child pornWhat a crazy storyHave you seen peoplehave been destroying themAnd taken all the copper out of them
03:13:31Oh yeah, of courseI mean likePeople have been destroying themAnd stripping themAnd selling the copperIt's crazyYou're doingThey're doing the world of favor man
03:13:40It's good stuffYeahI'm going to go to the murderJoseph StalinClaiming the mantleof responsibility girlI'm gonna take you to WalmartThe Sydney Zoo
03:13:47UhTransformer made of horse meatHassan when he findsUnraped ToddlersFucking theseThat's crazyThat isIs there allegations we're not aware of
03:14:03I don't think soI know there's that brothel thingWhich probablyProbably had underage peopleProbablyIn the EuropeIt's like sanctionI don't know
03:14:12I meanI would be more likeI would think more in a placeWhere it's illegalIs where you'd findWell noIn Europe, I guess what I'm saying is like in Europe 16 is, you know what I mean?Oh, oh, I didn't consider that that.
03:14:25Okay, I understand.I totally understand.That's dangerous water.I was thinking of it more of the black market thing where it's like there's definitely, you know, young fucking, uh, trafficked women.But yeah, yeah, no, probably he.This ain't, this ain't South Figueroa, okay.You couldn't get me.You couldn't get me in one of those places, bro.
03:14:43You couldn't, you couldn't physically get me in there.Let's go.I think we should make a trip of it.It's like, you go.You go, tell me how.Let's go get, let's go with myself.Chris is going with you, of course.All right.
03:14:54I guess I'll go to a brothel.I don't know, whatever.No, I just want to see what it looks like.I'm not going to do anything.I'm too married and gay now.I would want to go and like actually, I would want to go and actually do like the, the thing that people say they do.Where it's just like, you just go, you just go and just like, I honestly just kind of need a hug.Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:15:17You don't have to talk to me.that much. I just like, I just don't want to beinteresting to chat with them because I feel like I feel likestrippers famously have some of the best stories ever.They do have amazing. They do have amazing stories.Yesterday almost died again.Yeah, it was one of the coolest things about dating a stripper was like thestories where we're always fucking crazy and awesome.
03:15:37And they'd always like people would come in and you'd be like that person came in.Yeah.Ooh, I'd love to have that.It was so fascinating.because like I know Ione story was likethat this that CEO of sex guy came inoh Ned Leeds
03:15:55yo that's dopehe's like a party guyhe's like a party guyhe truly is the CEO of sex that's awesomehe is the CEO of sex but likehe went to the back room he came outenergized still and a women in there werecovered and crammed
03:16:09he came out with hairhe came out finehe came out with hair and a big gauntand the ladies are in thereand it's like, yo, we need the power washer.Him, Woody Harrelson is another one.Surprise me.There's some other people that, like, and by the way, like.
03:16:30And I get it.I say this not as like, oh, they're slimy.Like, I think it's, I mean, it's people are just doing whatever the fuck they're doing.Yeah, right.Having been in that scene and seeing it from the other side, it's like, yeah, it's kind of groaty,but it's like, it's actually not that crazy compared to like,some other things that I've seen.It's not as bad as it was portrayed to be when we were younger.
03:16:49When we were younger,we portrayed Trippers as like the most bottom of the bottom,but that's like obviously it's misogyny.That's misogyny making the system and then misogyny.A lot of them are cool.A lot of them are really cool genuinely.To be fair,there's a,
03:17:03there's a lot of BPD.You want to be a little careful.But you never,you never know a girl got BPD until you find out she got BPD, man.So all I got to say is that, you know,shoot shootshot a gambleexactly bro
03:17:18I don't thinkyou know it stands for it stands forit stands for bomb pussy diseaseis what it stands forthat's exactly what it standsdog I've heard manI've heard it's crazyand I'm like anyway
03:17:34how how is it that much betterthan it's like it grabs you init grabs you in it's like it embraces youall right let's golet's golet's gothis is this is my confessionI stole three billion from Sears
03:17:50Sears I had three billionthree billionon handjust on handmaybe fucking roachesmaybe they got three billion roachesI love it Roddy Raggey's rapedRumpus
03:18:01Slok or two isodermperwould you rather comeblood or blood comeOohI'm bloodingI'm bloodingI'm bloodyI
03:18:13I have bloody comeThat'd be fun I guessseemskind of neat. I don't want cummy blood.That's certainly true. That's terrifying.Because every now and again, like, sometimes I'll getlike a little cut on my fingernail or something like thator like my cuticle. Yeah. And it'll bleed
03:18:28a little bit. And it's like, I don't want cum coming out of myfingers. Hey, guys, this okay?Um,uh, put up,should there be other text there? I feel like the, like,the, uh, what, um, NBA Kirkboy? You got to put NBA Kirkboy.Okay. No, wait, hold on. I'm trying to think. That bottom left,that bottom right one is fucking crazy.
03:18:48Just I get rid of this?You know what I like it.You definitely got to keep that.A lot of the images of him do his gums too many favors, man.Like that ass.Like a lot of them do his gums to me favorite.It's like you didn't have a good.Your mouth did not look good.
03:19:04Yes.Yes.His genetics were fucking, they're pretty rough.Yes.Habsburg is definitely involved.I'm trying to think.Yeah, dude.I'm trying to think of ways to make it worse.
03:19:18To make it worse?There's a few layups.I was trying to keep it like, well, I don't know.Not worse in the sense that there's more Charlie Kirk's.Just like, it's not in this realm because this is not, this doesn't make any sense.But I was thinking of like Thanos's glove snapping on the on the left or something.You know what I mean?And then like it's just a bunch of great.
03:19:42But like it not that, but like in the vein of like what can we?You're going to have joke.What joke can.we add to the thumbnail beyondjust having him? This is perfect. This is perfect, right?What do you got? But that's fine also.It could be Friza usingthe death beam.
03:19:58No. I'm not. That's not.No. Come on.No.You know what, okay, you know what Piccolo stops the blastfor Gohan? It can bethat, but Piccolo is Kirkified.I like the idea.Yeah, whatever.
03:20:14You don't know what I imagine.All the Kirkboy ones are, they're, the quality isawful. The NBA Curkboy is such a good one, no. That's the bestIt's a good one, but it's a bad image. It's good. Every single one, they're always like, it's like some fucking, some streaming footage.It's like on a Motorola razor those fucking videos.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Slok there to why so derpe? Would you rather, I read that already. Just learned that at the end in NBA stands for National. Dutcholo and the Vanderbue gang beat Maj and Micah.Spopovich is here, Dutch.They're going to drain your power, Dutch.
03:20:54Damn it, Micah.Well, that's more, that was more King of the Hill.Now, that's, damn it.Damn it.God damn it, Micah, here you go again,selling your soul to Majin Boo.I imagine selling your soul multiple times.That's crazy.
03:21:09That's pretty good.Here you go again.I did it and I'll do it again.Hank.Why are you hanging out with with Maka,a boy. I don't know,Dad. I don't know, Dad. He offered meimmense power, Dad. I had to say yes.
03:21:27Majin Bobby Hill.I feel like that has to exist.That must exist.Bobby Hill. Bobby.All right. Matt Walsh playsPragata one-handed. That's crazy.Nice.He does. No, he does. I say nice.
03:21:47That's crazy.That is the part that I reacted to.I wasn't really thinking about what they said.And then I was like, wait a minute.You were just on autopilot.You were just like response.It's so deep, turn that bitch into a Muppet,pescatarian and inhuman surface resident.
03:22:03The Star Tanks resident V-tuber,Gore the Kingston butcher.What?I died Asian.There's no margin Bobby Hill I can find.Interesting.Oh, wow, wow, Derek.For real?
03:22:13Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.I spoke too soon.He doesn't have the M, but he doesn't have the M,but he's just turned into actual Majin Boo, so.That's so much crazier than I thought actually.Derek, Derek, you got to drop that in a group.You got to drop that in the chat.That is insane.
03:22:34I'm putting in the chat.I like the idea of Majin Bobby Hill with all the veins,but he has no different build.He has all the veins that come with it.Yeah.But he's still built the exact same way.I'm going to turn you into chocolate, Dad.Yeah.
03:22:47BobbyDad, me and Lady Bird are going to kill the countryDamn.What the fuck, Bobby?You're pink.That's a gay color.I just realized.That's not like that.
03:23:02That's not Hank Kill. Don't play my man.I mean, it kind of, I mean, it is.He's not.He is,he is old and detached, but he's notbigoted.Hank Kill would put that on vote for Trump.He did it.
03:23:15Oh, my God.He did it.I didn't even ask him to do it.I asked him yesterday.That's crazy.You just put his face on the show.Well,he's going to be on the show.
03:23:25If I edited the penis,I was going to put on the show regardless.I don't get it a fuck.I was going to blur the,it's going to be a silhouette penis,like blurred with Jordan cradling it.I'll get to work after we still got some more work to do.Yeah.
03:23:43I think it's so funny how we saw this.We were like,let's get Jordan on this.Tommy. Why Derek so defensive at arguments, boner, you're fucked, Bart, Lisa, and Bart, and Bart.I don't know. I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is either.Lisa, why are you? I'm going to kill you.I'm going to eat everybody in this building.You know it. Put that trumpet or whatever the fuck it is down.
03:24:10Trumpet. He's so, he couldn't care less about her.He doesn't know anything about his daughter genuinely.He knows nothing about her.Marge, Lisa won't stop playing that slide whistle.That is crazy.That's a saxophone, homie.Shut up, bitch.She's having sex?
03:24:36She's having sex?Isn't she eight, Marge?Not in this house.Yeah.She's sitting against the.the door playing the saxophone and he opens itbut he like opens it so fast that she gets likepulled under the door and like
03:24:53Oh my god like toothpasteYeah yeah just guts shoot out likeToothoes out dudeAnd Mark comes in says IcarumbaI come out of windowHey homie I notice youExterminating your child thereWhoa
03:25:11You did a beerWhat are you doing in police asroom.He comes out of the closet.Don't ask any questions.He comes out of the closet.His hands obscured.The purpose of obscured.
03:25:29That's the end of the episode.And then they reset it.They never visit that again.They ended on such a fucking tired to be continued.And then they just don't do anything with it at all.The person that worked at episode is fired instantly.Yeah.Back rating.
03:25:47hanged him personally.He grabbed him.Held him up and hang him with his with his own hands.That's crazy, Derek.The episode airs.Yes, I do.Derek, that's crazy.He holds him up high enough for him.
03:26:03Powerful Magrating is.The episode air.He's not choking him.He's hanging him in a show.Listen, listen.The episode airs.Macrating's season on TV.He's like, I didn't approve any of this.
03:26:16Yeah, yeah.And he goes to kill the guy.He fucking go immediately slides over to him.That was pretty good, right?That was pretty good, right?He goes, why you little?Why, you little?He says that.
03:26:41I don't know how he sounds.I imagine he sounds like George Lucas.He sounds like such a, he does not have a voice that's,even you would want to replicate.It's just a normal guy.He doesn't even have a loiscy want to replicate.That's mean as fuck.Well, no, he just sounds like,
03:26:58he doesn't sound like a character at all.He just strangling.I'm going to strangle you.He was recently on a,Conan O'Brien's podcast.Oh, I saw that. I didn't see, I didn't watch the episode.I saw the picture of them announcing it.Yeah.
03:27:10Conan O'Brien's got a good show.Yeah.It's genuinely an interesting podcast.I like his, I like his guests.But that's an interesting one.I wonder if he's going to talk about that episode that we just talked about.That's crazy.He doesn't.
03:27:24He was like, why'd you have Mo hiding in Lisa's closet and then Homer kill Lisa onto the door?Why'd you do that?He's like, I don't know.I just don't know.It ought to be interesting.It happens, Conan, you know?It happens, Conan.Sometimes the script sneaks through.
03:27:46And you just don't know until the end.You don't know.I'm going to, I'm going to eat you.dead daughter, homer.I'm going to eat.I've got to eat you.You already killed her.I think she's up for grabs.
03:27:56That is so ridiculous.I'm going to eat your dead daughter,I'm sorry.As long as I can get more beer,Mo.You have beer,right?Of course,
03:28:05I got beer for you,fat,yeah,open your mouth,and he pulls his dick outand starts pissing in his mouth.Read the names.Read the names,
03:28:11Chris.We're done.That's it.We're done.Oh,no.Oh.Smithers, what's that red mass under the Simpson's door?
03:28:31That's their daughter, sir.That's, yeah, that's Lisa Simpson's, right?Daughter, eh?Who in the devil is that fat oath being getting pissed on?That's Homer Simpson.Simpson.Simpson.Simpson.
03:28:49I'm going to piss on him.Simpson, eh?Bring me over there right now.piss isdustyeahit'sa constant stream of dust
03:29:01on itit was a sandstormI don't want toI don't want to goI don't want to gurgle pissand have dust on meI'm a choice homerhe turned to a mud man
03:29:12eventuallyI don't be okaybecause I drank nothingI drank nothingbut hot sauce todayso I hope you'reI hope you're readyfor something serious
03:29:18I was not showingany damagehe doesn'tShe's watching the whole time.Marge's eating her own hair.She's so stressed out.She's so stressed out.She's got like a Jada Pickett situation going out of the end of the end of it.
03:29:37Maggie left.Maggie moved away.She got in a car somewhere.Maggie drove off legitimately.Oh, she can't drive.Isn't that like a bit of the show?No.No.
03:29:49Really?Or is her having a little fake little side wheel?Yes.Yeah.A little side wheel.She copies what you call on.So if she uses that, it actually works.So she gets it now.
03:29:57She gets it enough, though.It'll be like, all right, I'm out.This is it.I can't be here no more.Bart's like, eat my shorts, Mo.And Mo's like,let me eat my piss.He turns and pisses in his mouth.
03:30:09And now I'm also going to eat your shorts.And he actually starts munching his shorts on the body.All right.Let's get the fuck out of here.This is clearly not.Not in a good headspace to be in.Queen of Fabha answeredGetting naked
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03:30:41I miss SweenbotDerek looks like every black lesbian I've metThugzilla versus Sony's greedFour swing set glitch GTAOhIsrael is spirituallyLesbianTurning point
03:30:54U.S. GayEmilio the chosen oneInsomnia. So bad I'm tempted to try FentChris you really piss me offThe peoplePiss me off the people you followWhat? Why?I feel like I don't follow anybody crazy
03:31:11I mean I follow the presidentLike do people not know that likeAre we stillAre we still doing this by the wayThis whole thingIt's just like you follow somebodyso you love them. Is this? Is this what we're doing?Maybe. It's entirely possible.
03:31:28Relax. I mean, I understand that like I don't follow me by hate.I follow Joe Rogan.And he follows me, by the way.Because I just think it's like an interesting, like, it's just interesting.I like knowing that I can, I can at any time like curse him out and his like intern will see it.But yeah, there's some people that I probably wouldn't have followed now.that I followed back then and I haven't thought about them thatthat's same for me yeah a lot of people also don't a lot of people don't really pop up on my
03:31:59thing exactly you know uh but anyway can I get one of Sween's nudes to make to make it myprofile picture yeah I'm gonna Joe resurgence I'm Troy McClure you might know me from suchfilms as pissing in Bart's mouth Muslim DBZ be like chala inshalla nice nice that's goodThat's really good.That is really good.That's one of these, like,that's one that I can't believe I haven't heard before.Shala.
03:32:28Inshala.That's good.Inshala.That's so obvious.Andy Kala,Chad Warden is my spirit animal.The classic video, man.You know, Chad Wharton?
03:32:42What is that?It's fucking King,Oh, King Bob, I guess.King Bob.Sween Bob, King Bob.That's King Bob fucking square nuts.That's Queen Bob square niggas.Square niggas.
03:32:56Square.That's crazy.King Bob is insane.This is really good.It was tagged on the, on the, uh,Snark Tank Instagram.Snark Tank IG for anybody that's wondering.You don't fuck with it.
03:33:10Yeah, go to the Instagram.We post the clips there and stories sometimes.Oh, by the way, if anybody's curious,because out of sheer curiosity,I shared this on Instagram stories,but like, uh,the audience should know as well.Or I think they would be,
03:33:24they would be interested to know.that Uber eats orderthat we got on the showthat we kind of went throughand we did a bit of an unboxingan unplanned unboxingwe were speculating about the priceon that show
03:33:39Kingston said it was like $30we said it was like noI said there was no less than 50Derek said it was closer to 100that's what I was thinking yeahand out of sheer curiositythis is days after this by the wayI was just like
03:33:53I wonder how much thiswould run me if I put all this so I went throughlike all the things that he orderedI ordered it in a or I didn't order itbut I put it in a cart and Iwent to the screen where it would have paidand dude it was $84$84
03:34:10order. What a fucking piece of shit dudewhat a come uplet me tell you really I meanreally crazy come onbecause my thingmine was $12 or like I thinkI think I looked at the price it was like with deliveryand all that. It was like, like, 15 years. You hit a lick.
03:34:27You officially hit a lick, man.That was pretty crazy. I'm still eating, I'm still eating those donuts.Oh, let's go.Making them last.Jojo destroyed them.She fucking destroyed them.The chocolate ones are kind of good, actually.It's got that waxy finish on them, but like you kind of don't mind after a while.
03:34:45I love breaking it, like, soaking in my almond milk when they soak into the donut.It's actually pretty nice.That waxy chocolate holds it in.It's actually kind of nice.Yeah, it's not bad.Yeah.Canola Joe Resurgence.Andy Collab of, Chad Warden is my spirit animal.
03:35:02You know Chad Warden, right?No.I don't recognize that name.Galo.He's like this guy in like the PS3 era, like 2006, maybe 2007.He was like this big PS3 guy.But it was just some guys like, hey, yo, Xbox got no games, bruh.And he's like doing this.
03:35:19It's such a crazy.It sounds so familiar.If you Google Chad Warden, you'll see kind of like,You'll know it if you saw it already.But it's it's such a, like,I remember this guy being like a stable of like internet forums back in the daywhen like the gaming community was a lot smaller.It's such a funny video though.
03:35:39Sorry I can't.I had a burrito.Heath got teeth pulled now drinking blended Big Mac Gids.What did the gamer say to the penis?What the hair?Teabagging Lady Gaga and her big pyramid nose.Columbus smelled the natives in just a suit.you just cream on me, brother, when you need a hand.
03:36:00Okay, I do remember this.The thing that's really familiar is the we fly high.No, like the introduction, like some of his videos, Chad Wharton Productions.Fucking ridiculous.That was my favorite thing back of the day.Everybody had like their name productions as if they were doing anything.But beyond just like recording themselves on a fucking flip camera and importing into the eye movie.Yeah.
03:36:23Yeah, yeah.NiceJordan Bangladesh PetersonI don't know whatever fuck youVodville FleshlightUmOh somebodyWhat is it?
03:36:34That's sincere tank guyI think did like a compilation rightOf umOr maybe it's not sincere tankWho the fuck is itGod damn itI promised that I would remember himUh oh
03:36:45Was it homeless fan?Oh homeless fanOh the vaudevilleThe vaudevilleThe vaudeville hookYeah homeless fanWhich I haveI didn't even realize we had that many variations of vaudeville items.
03:36:57I remember learning about it on the show because I never knew what it was called.We had a vaudeville scintar. We had the vaudeville hook, obviously.It was a vaudeville.There was another one too.There was like a couple other ones.Fun.I like seeing those compilations.Fuckface unstoppable.
03:37:15Cardboard pie, cum nut butters.The ladies mayor, slurpis clitwa.Future is goaded.Is Chris Brown secretly a lesbian?LRIntSSJ4Vegeta plus SSJ4
03:37:30GokuUhUmBooty WonderlandEarthwindand Nick I findBromans when I start to danceHey Hey dance dance
03:37:39Booty WonderlandStill sinOh my godHurry upThis is a long episodeThe fact that shit forIs just like hair metal charactersIt's crazy
03:37:48I'm not listening to youJordan Peterson is deadWhat was you say?Never mind forget itIt's fineI genuinely didn't hear youThe fact that Super St.4 is just hair metal.
03:37:58Shut up in a hair.Okay, whatever,man, fuck you.It is hair metal.It is.So Jordan Peterson is dead, right?Mr. Jimmy Champ,Flatbush, Franklin.
03:38:09Dave Rubin said,Scratch my back.Now I have AIDS.You are morally obligatedto rape flock employees.A penisgay tequila.May Carr,
03:38:21Star Coffee,the other Vituber.Chris is Sweeney'slittle anal butter boy,putting analogcigarettes out on robot dogs.Ush, Darth Vader's burnedsingy penis.
03:38:29Metroid is hungry.Hamas, the plane engine, Craig the Canadian.Sacred has picture comments.Snark tank doesn't. It's your boy, Shawnee D.Ray P. Parsons, Ak Rock, is this true?Goody guy finished Eldon Ring moving intoSekiro.Imagine my profile picture
03:38:43ending up in a textbook.Breaking news, U.S. Senator Lish McConnellhas obtained both the eye and hand of Vecna.It's EFoc and it's funny. Patreon's 50character limit is ruining my jokes.Dick so dirty, they call me Richard Nixon.Kremlin to Gremlin, DominicanWayne, or Dominican Bruce Wayne
03:38:58Minobat, Bobby Minobat.My mom loves guys' commentsanal sex. That's why I'm like I am because I am like her.New X-Men97 season is so peak, I forgot to jerk itto rogue. EvilMetallica would be like enter Sween,grab his peen.
03:39:13Wait what?All right.Wait what? Don't say that.No, do it.Antisween.Grab his peen.I fucking love that song so much.Take my ass.
03:39:31I'm off the fucking gay people land.I'm off this man again.Wage Slay 583.Guys, I think my hand and dick are a lesbian couple.The Papini brothers hoping that Hadeo could get the voice in the lessons.So stupid.Donk, Donkerson.It is so stupid.
03:39:45Dixon butts and B.P. Willie Wanker and the Piss Factory.Thanks for listening to the inseparable coastal elite lib fagcast.Please fuck me gay and hardening your 4-15.Lesbian Lions fan.Detroit, Triple Whammy, Charles Entertainment Kirk,Ghost Pussy, yes or no, John Strickland, I Ralph, whenever I seeHebrews, call that jukeing.It's crazy. I hate Ralph as a sit-ed-in-in-for throwing up.
03:40:06I was, like, in my late 20s when I heard that.It doesn't even sound, that's not even satisfactory at all.I say yoke up, yoke up and repeat.No, you don't.I say throw up.I say yoke up.Fucking person.Goops McKenzie.
03:40:21The first church of geek, David presents 10 inches.pre-razSweeney bringing his own groceries to the storeyou're that stupidthat's crazythat's crazyyou try to barterI'll give you ditch for dish
03:40:40Like we already have a backstockfull of everythingThat you come here forYou come here for the foodYou're trying to give usI know but I wanted to a tradeNapster Puppets Kingstonspeaks like if ex QC
03:40:55read a few booksumDas Goopithey busted on Charlie Kirkright here in UtahchairmanLamauMonkey Monke's Monkey Monastery
03:41:07Gucci gang my Gucci's gang greenZiggy shaved swastikain her bushThat's crazyThat's crazyZiggyIt's fucking JordanThat's crazy
03:41:20ExposedI can't believe youWhy are you throwingyour wife under the bus like that,Jordan, you would do that. The fact that you mademe comments something like that about your wife'sBush is crazy. Like that is such a crazything to pay me to do. Like, don't do this.
03:41:35I think it's crazy that it's... I thinkVicki's paying it too, probably, which makes itworse. Yeah, it's her money probably.It's factually true. Are we not going totalk about how complicated that is?All right. Hades is just reverseDiablo.You bitch.
03:41:49Haytes is just reverse Diablo.Indian Jordan Peterson would beJordan Jeterson.That's great.What if a guy shook your hand and it's and sanitized? Wait, what if a guy shook your hand and sanitized theirs?Oh, no.That's crazy.It's like the white stunt double for shaking the black guy's hands.
03:42:07That is a great image, man.That is so funny.That is so funny.That really is like apex hysterical.Like that is like really funny.Right.The cut is so funny.That was a wild.
03:42:21That was a wild meme compilation that that was a part.I've always wanted to do a shot like that.Like the,I think I told this to you, Ksen,we never ended up shooting it because I didn't have an idea.I had the idea, but I just didn't have a video to attach it to.But like, I wanted to like look at my phoneand the other shot would be like,
03:42:42obviously a black hand.It would be like your hand or something or like somebody else's handand then it would cut back to me as if it was normal.For no reason other than I just love the idea of just like a,I love the idea of cutting to like somebody,that's clearly not my hand.Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's one.It's such a good gag.
03:42:58Like, if I'm a family guy did that too, like,like with the,the, um,the chase scene has got running to,yeah,the chase scene with Stewie,he jumps out the building and it's just,it cuts to the outside shot and it's like full grown man dressed like
03:43:09Stewie.So stupid.I love,I love bits like that.Yeah.Um, that's high end con.It's high brow stuff.That's like that.
03:43:19It's like that,it's like that phone book bit from,from,from the Simpsons where they're like,they're,they're,they're,trying to spread gossip so they go to A
03:43:26in the phone book they go Aand then it fades and then they go Zand then they go like perfectAllenston and Zerkowitzare the two biggest gossips in townyeah that's a good onein two hours everyone will knowsuch a good bit
03:43:43Yeah that's funnyIf Jordan, all rightHappy Kirkavursary to all who celebratesSauron mommy DamiThe Brainworm begging for release from its prisonMitt Loop sorry Ms. JacksonEthereum has the past because he took a lossHis heart ass, Virginia and Hatcher officially has the daughter,
03:43:57frying picking with my shirt off, the original Charles Entertainment Kirk,all hands on Dick, Nefram,and rounding out our list as always.He's king of haphazard.You got a long fucking episode this time.It shouldn't lies to be on my mouth.Okay, bye.You got a long episode.
03:44:12Yeah.Fuck all, you hoes.Just saying, remember, wrap it up, guys.It was all the dream.I used to rape everyone named Sweden.What?
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