The Worst Idea Of All Time - GT36: Would You Pull the Plug on the Internet?

Episode Date: May 21, 2025

Tim and Guy discuss smoking, share their engagement stories (including Tim becoming amazingly ill on a Michelin Star 10-course seafood dinner in Kyoto, Japan) and Guy following up offering his ring to Chelsie followed by some Netflix. It's also probably about the hour to call time on the Bryan Johnson - the man attempting to defy God (and honorary Billionaire). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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And welcome back to good times on the worst idea of all time. Were you checking out the goods? Yeah I'm checking out the goods. What are you looking at? You looking at my t-shirt? No I was trying to see... It's cowboy bebop. The outline of your undercarriage.

You can't see that from there. No but if I crane my neck I might get a whisper of the sort of heat that Timbats pack in. The bat pack. You want to look at the junk. The bat pack. That's what they call it. It's a pleasure to be here, of course. Batten balls? There's something around there. It's not nothing. Hosted. Fun to be had there.

By Tim Guy and Tim's monstrous appendage poking out the left hand side of his shorts. How are ya? Where are ya? What's the time? What's for dinner? Co-hosted by a fuchsia drink bottle that's on the table which belongs to Guy Montgomery. One of my constant companions. From, um, is it Crumpler? Is that what they're called? No you'd think so, but this one... is by a company whose name I don't know. Cool as man. It's got a logo very similar to a bag company that you got real into for a little bit.

Didn't you? There it is. Is that a Crumpler? I remember like your old... Yeah, there it is. Your old one. Years and years ago, you got one. I think we were both in Melbourne a

small yellow one New York somewhere no it's a Melbourne based company would be in Melbourne big international cities of the world I'm actually I'm still going hard on those guys I think they're the best fantastic but they're not our sponsor no they're not that great honor and privilege belongs exclusively to mosh. Half eaten bars is not a good life. I've got to get a freshie. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no founded. Yeah. What family? Jim Joe, glad you asked. Two of the most powerful ones. The Schwarzenegger's and the Kennedy's. Isn't it funny? You bring these two massive houses together and the end product is a fucking bar.

Little bar, little sugary bar you eat. I've always thought it's crazy that like, you know, Coca-Cola and Pepsi-Cola for a long time were, I know there's weapons companies and stuff, but they're kind of among the biggest, most powerful corporate giants that have stood the test of time and can kind of dictate like laws and governments in smaller countries where they get their supplies from and shit. And it's just, it's sugary water. The whole fucking thing is just selling sugary water. And what a reminder it is that we're all just monkeys at the end of the day, you know? Just doing what it is, sweating our ass off so that we can buy more sugary water.

Some of the monkeys are at the top of the food chain as giant multinational conglomerates. And then boss and all the other ones of us around, insisting that we go and grab the sugar, process it for them. There's one thing I'm grateful for in my weird childhood hang up about fizzy drink, that I didn't like the experience of the bubbles on my tongue. So I never developed a pure and true taste for soft drinks. And so even now,

Was that purely driven by you or did you, It was driven by me, but it was not discouraged by my parents. My parents were never like, no, you're being pathetic. Finish this coke. Not really. What I thought was even on the table is a possibility. More like did your sisters drink soft drink? I don't remember.

Okay. All right. What did your sister drink soft drink? We didn't really. We didn't really have soft drink in the house. I don't really, no, I do remember that we didn't really have it in the house. I remember I drank a shitload in high school at the tuck shop, man. Cause I had a job since I was like 14.

I was working at the supermarket and I was spending most of that money on pies and Coca Cola. There's a beautiful irony in the, you know, in the earnings to outgoings. Um, surely we, you, were you getting, uh, like end of day bread rolls and not at all. No, I, like everyone else who worked there, you were buying your lunch from the places you were, it felt like prison in a lot of ways. I don't even have to buy the lunch at prison. That's true. It's a good point. I was thinking more of the, the, um buy the lunch at prison. That's true. That's a good point.

I was thinking more the, the, um, the shop. Yeah. Um, but yeah, it was like you would, because you were there for nine hours. You got to eat and you're only allowed to be off for like 30 minutes for the lunchtime one. You only get one of those two, 15 minutes, one 30 minute break in a nine hour day. When I was doing hospitality, I always wanted to smoke because they got more time off. Yeah.

That's a fucked up thing. Kind of respect it. Yeah, I do too. It's old school in a way that we wouldn't get away with now. There is an old world charm about the looseness of it. You think smoking's coming back? Or do you think it's watermelons steam from here to the moon? No, I actually, here's what I predict is going to happen.

I think everyone should invest in cigarette companies what I predict is going to happen. I think everyone should invest in cigarette companies because I think they're coming back. I think there's going to be some alarming scientific evidence about vapes being worse than cigs, which is going to come out soon. There'll be the end of some longitudinal research and everyone's going to freak out about that and we've got to smoke something. So we're going back to cigs. That's crazy. That's crazy. But now cigs are stratospherically expensive. Crazy that the option has never been,

just don't have something in your mouth. That's not an option. You're right. It's never been an option. And it never will be an option. When did, who have been smoking the whole time? The whole time, man. The whole time? Yeah. time, man, the whole

time. Yeah. Yeah. And that's something that's crazy. Hey, now our word of the day, uh, the, I say secondary sponsor in the gap between mosh and randomwaregenerator.com. It is huge. It is, it is like. From the peak of Mount Everest to the depths of the Mariana trench is the distance between our primary and secondary sponsors on the show.

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go through the process and engagement. So what's happening right now is you're whispering so quietly that a feature called the noise gate is kicking in. It is not recognizing what you are saying as human speech. It is interpreting it as random noise and cutting it off. That's simply not true because everything I'm saying is rooted in truth, a factual truth, and also an emotional truth that is coming from years of lived experience

as someone who has signed contracts and also created verbal and physical contracts through the medium of ring and a question. What a cryptic way to get into it. You know, it's fully disengaged now, except yeah, this noise gate, which have source of great frustration to those of us whose preferred mode of communication in this episode is... Yeah.

Yeah. It is engaging though. The noise gate has been engaged. It's turning on. And there, no doubt it's a level of frustration, but also engagement. I wonder if anyone listening, leaning closer towards us just so that they think it will create the illusion of being a better, not unlike when you would play driving games, PlayStation, you would often turn the controller and your body

in the hopes that that might have some influence over the actual movement of the vehicle in the game. You got engaged in Japan. I did. I got engaged in Sydney. I genuinely I didn't want to say anything because I could I was talking to someone about this two days ago. Hey, Rufus, do you push that door to my guy? Oh, you're sure I was clean up after your fucking dog. Thank you.

He missed the door, yeah. I don't want to clean up after your fucking dog. Thank you. He missed the door, everyone. I couldn't remember how public that knowledge was or wasn't when you were getting engaged, when you got engaged, that you are engaged. Because I am disengaged from social media and have been for a while. Not like full, like delete your account. But you're not on top of it. At all.

I don't go on it at all. I don't look at it. Yeah. Not there. And, um, I couldn't remember if that was a little something that you and Chelsea were, no, we did, for you guys. I know you haven't made a huge hoopla about it, which I love because that's for you guys and I didn't know the level of how much it was for you.

No, no, no. It's, it's public domain, but it's also not, I wouldn't describe it as a point of interest for me. Well, of course you're a friend. Um, am I a friend or a colleague? Be honest. Guy. Be honest.

And you can say it changes day to day. I don't mind if you say that. You are in the strongest terms. My friend. Who's a colleague who thinks they're a friend? Oh, how long have you got? Just the one. The list is long and brutal.

Um, but no, I, yeah, it's, it's, we're engaged and it's The list is long and brutal. But no, I, yeah, it's, it's we're engaged and let's just say there's no rush to be wed. Yeah. That commitment in and of itself represents so much. I think it'll be like, I think we're both sort of thinking, you know, when we're older, it'd be fun to throw one to get everyone together. Yeah, man. Fuck yeah. Cause there is a bit of a dry spell on the arc of where we're at in life, our late thirties now. I reckon there'll be some divorces to look forward to. Dude, I've been to a couple of divorce parties and they are fucking fun.

Everyone gets so drunk and the drugs come out and it's great. People get lit up. And there's also, there's a real center point, which is I think, um, a crucial component that is often forgotten of a party is like, there should be a sort of central pillar, um, like a reason that's put you all together or even an activity that sort of centralizes that you can sort of have all of your side quests, but it's good to have some central thing that you're all there to kind of like do or pay attention to for a little bit, at least at the start.

And then, and then the party will evolve as it should. Um, I think a shapeless party without any sort of center of gravity, it can be hard for it to find its groove and it takes too long. Yeah. If you have something kind of early birthday, birthday, engagement, divorce, whatever. And divorce is particularly good because generally you are all there to kind of like support and rally around one person, really gas them up. This divorce part is you've been to, would you say there's been sides or you've

you've favored one person in the relationship? I think it would be psychotic for a couple to have, well, not psychotic, but I've not been to one where it's both the people there. That's what I mean. It's for one of the parties. Have you been to both sides of a divorce party? No, no, no, no. So you're generally, you're on a side of the relationship.

Yeah. Presumably the side of the person you're better friends with to begin with. Yeah, totally. Yeah. Solely in my case. But there are relationships that don't work in which you are invested or love both parties. That's true. And I'm fortunate enough to not have been pulled in a relationship that has ended recently, where it's like I'm friends with both people, which is great.

I was reflecting on this recently on one of my famous trips to Wellington. Um, not a lot of like divorces or breakups recently in my life and my like sphere of, of good mates, like really fortuitous, most of the people in my life are in a, it won't be forever. It won't be forever. And that's fine. Not all relationships need to be. Nothing lasts forever. But it's been a good run for a whole lot of people.

That's nice. Which is cool. Um, I got engaged in Kyoto on Valentine's day and it still is insane to me that it was a surprise at all. Yeah. Ring burning a hole in my pocket as we walk around the old city. And the plan was to get on one knee and do it and sort of, you know, one of those beautiful picturesque touristy spots.

But as I think I've already seen on the podcast before, and I've definitely said to you off the podcast, got to the place. I was like, doesn't feel like something Zoe would like. Not a big show off, such as ourselves. Yes, of course. So did in the hotel. Stunning. Yeah. And I think the right call and appropriate. I remember knowing that you were going over, knowing that the

engagement was on the cards, but you were in a tight circle. Not a few people. That's right. But not, and then even maybe knowing the day it was to happen and then not knowing the result, trusting a good result. You thought she might've said no? No. You never know.

But you do, I think when you are in that position, one thing you do want is confirmation of success. And it, you know, all going well. I am so sorry I let you down. Not at all. All going well. You're going to bask in the afterglow. You're going to have a lovely meal. You're going to have, you know, you're going to share the moment together without doing phone time. That we did. There you go.

Because I had booked a Michelin star seafood restaurant because I was a big fan of seafood and we're in Japan crying out loud. I do know what Zoe does when she's seafood. She orders the most expensive thing on the menu because she's a woman of class. 10 course, literally digger station, seafood menu. I felt sick as a dog by the fourth course. Yeah. It is roe after sushi me after caviar, after some other uncooked version of

Marine aquatica and it was fucking ruining me. Great. Crazy stuff. That's a beautiful story. I did, um, hotel engagement, Sydney, had the ring burning a hole in my pocket. Had the ring loose in my pocket a lot of the trip. Good Lord. Really had organized a lot of fun romantic activities with Chelsea, uh,

including the Bondi to could you walk, which is a beautiful coastal walk in Sydney. If you're over there, I highly recommend you take it. I found a fantastic vantage point. It's a lovely sort of outlook with a bench that you could sit on. And even back then I was using the app blocker and I had to make a social media post for professional reasons. And I've been so charming and sort of like fawning over Charles this whole trip because I knew it was going to happen and sort of was taught in two minds of how to behave in this moment because I had this,

it was the one obligation I had today that was hanging over me that I had to, I just wanted to have it done. And so I sat on the bench and basically had a pick a path of, perform professional duty or propose. Because you know that there's a long tail on once you've proposed and pop the question, the rest of the day sort of evaporated in a beautiful way. I think I also had a show on later that night that I didn't want to be part of the experience, but still was like I've really everything is pointing towards doing the right thing

in this moment. So you knew it was going to be that day? No, no, no. I knew it was going to be that trip. Oh wow. I didn't know it was going to be that day. I hadn't planned a moment. And so we sit down and I have the choice between removing a ring or a phone from my pocket. Yeah. Phone comes out, Instagram gets opened up.

Post is made, the walk continues. Guy live streams his proposal. And so it continues. We go out for a delicious meal. Eventually we're in our hotel after we've done some other sort of activity. And I think we have a nap. I later find out I have a nap. And when I'd gone to sleep, I had hidden the ring in the ring box underneath my pillow.

And I woke up and Chelsea was next to me and I palmed it and like wrapped my arm around her. I was like, I haven't heard the bit where she found it. I pulled from behind her like a magician performing a magic trick on a child. I pulled it out and proposed this. I don't even think I proposed. I think she said, I'm so happy. This is amazing.

And I said, well, what about this is amazing forever? Or some other awful word salad. And then open it up and it was on. We were engaged. Hell yeah, man. And then we went after all of these quite like we'd had some nice meals and activities. After we got engaged, we went to the food court across the road and got takeaway noodles and then came home and watched the rest of development on a laptop.

And I was like, and this is what it is to be engaged. No more effort necessary. It was actually so nice. You're in the middle of festival, you're rinsed. Um, and that, that was, I wasn't actually that time. It was in November, but yeah, it was, that was it. That was it. And that's how we did it.

How nice. And then we went to Luna Park and we did a photo shoot at Luna Park with the engagement ring. That's pretty cool. That's a good spot to get some photos. Yeah. We did one where it was like, you know, the face in the hole. Sure do.

And there were three holes and we put our faces through two of them. And then the other hole Chelsea had her hand up with the ring. It's nice. Pretty good gear. Um, yeah. And then now we're just being engaged for a long time. Forever. Possibly.

Yeah. That's it. Do that. Yeah. Circle the tarmac indefinitely. Yeah. Keep everyone on their Yeah. That's it. Do that. Yeah. Circle the tarmac indefinitely. Yeah. Keep everyone on their toes. That's right.

And then everyone will die. Well, everyone does die. Unless... I don't know, people are fucking around these days. They're gonna die. Everyone's gonna die. I really hope that Brian Johnson guy doesn't live forever. See the guy with his son's blood.

He's at least interesting. He is at least interesting. He's a conversation starter. I've actually watched a couple of interviews with that guy and he's not like the piece of shit that I assumed he would be. He was a lot more, um, he's got a lot more, cause I'm just used to seeing these fuck with billionaires now. Yeah.

And, uh, they're all cut from the same cloth. You're Jeff's, you're Elon's. Yeah. Um, except marks Steve Barmer. He's in his own camp. Yeah. I'll put him aside. I wouldn't put him first against the wall.

You know what I'm saying? He's a fascinating guy. He's at least got passion. I don't even know if Brian Johnson is a billionaire. He's probably not. He's just a millionaire who's kind of wrapped himself around the cloak of immortality, which makes me think he's a billionaire. Yeah.

That's what those fucking penis-shaped rocket producing assholes get off on. The idea of them being around forever. Can't think of anything worse. Either me or them being around forever. It's not necessary. It's not good. Not only is it not necessary, it's bad.

It's a bad idea. Stop fucking, stop kicking the tires on that. God forbid, can you imagine if they figure that out? Yuck. It's not gonna happen. It might. No, that's not. There's like, they've found some mechanism inside cells

that is sort of responsible for aging, they think. And if they can kind of deactivate that or reverse it. Aging is beautiful. So brave of you to say. Thank you. Guy Montgomery. Can I say something else? All woman.

Beautiful. You're so heroic and courageous and smart. Tim is being facetious because he disagrees. He thinks all women are not beautiful. Yeah I'm repulsed by all women. Repelled. Both. And that's what makes us such a fantastic team. We are yin and yang.

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Say that again. If you took both of our actions or perspectives around women independently, yeah, that'd be borderline criminal. And that's why it's important that we always stick together guy. Yeah. Because, uh, together we cancel it. We both get canceled and we'll get canceled together. And that cancels out the cancellation, which leaves us moot.

Do you know something I love to do? And a lot of people don't know this. So Frederick the Great. Laugh. Famously, uh, homosexual. More like Frederick the Fabulous. And I think, I think, well or maybe I'm combining two different historical figures, but like repulsed by women sort of conceptually. Really? You hadn't seen his wife in like six years. How long ago was this guy doing stuff? I don't know. I don't even know for sure if I've got the right guy, but look up Frederick the Great on Wikipedia.

Sirru's wife for the first time in six years and said something like, Madam has become stout and then left again. Oh wow, former King of Prussia, 1712 to 1786. Became known as Frederick the Great and was nicknamed Old Fritz. Yeah. Let's get some-'s get some, um, get to the good stuff. What am I looking for? Uh, personal life.

Probably they file the good stuff away in under Wikipedia. They don't have one for him. You've got it. It's all personal life when you're a monarch, you've got to really do the homework to get to it. Oh, let's just assume I say something.

Yeah. Um, the Nazis glorified him as a great German leader, prefiguring Adolf Hitler, who personally idolized him. His reputation became less favorable in Germany after World War II, partly due to being symbolically adopted by the Nazis as a historical hero. Historians in the 21st century tend to view Frederick as an outstanding military leader and capable monarch whose commitment to enlightenment, culture and administrative reform built the foundation that allowed the kingdom of Prussia to contest the Austrian Habsburgs

for leadership among the German states. Interesting falla. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Not a single mention. Well let's just, you know what there was a time when we could just all assume I was right and no one would pull out a phone to know either way. Right now I am short in his genius. Can I quote you? Yeah. Look up Frederick the Great's on Wikipedia. Run the tape. I never said it. Brendan, if you're listening, please run the tape on that part. I, uh, I was, I was, I was, I've been up to very boring things recently, sort of housebound parenting, trying to sort out some very technical things around here, building a new website for something yesterday.

And for the first time ever, I've avoided this up until this point, even though famously I love trading in domains to fuck people up and I've never set up like an email address where it's like, you know, contact at the domain name that you've got, but I had to do it yesterday and poking around in these ancient, I don't know if you have any experience with this guy, but tell me if you do. You have to do stuff online that involves really old world internet. It's like something that's not public facing when you have to go into like a little configuration panel thing to set something up. And they haven't updated any any of it in like a decade.

Do you think I've been on one of these websites? I don't think you have. And you get this this this beautiful time machine back to like Windows 98. Everything looks like shit and barely works and takes a horrific amount of time to load. And it's missing all the information that it's doing anything. Because now if you click on a website and it's doing something, it'll tell you. There'll be a little progress bar or something. But you just click something and it just hangs there for 30 seconds.

You're like, did it crash? Did I click? I don't know. And then suddenly a new page will appear and you're like, now I'm here. None of it makes any sense. And it was just a reminder that the entire internet is running on just like real life, the most rickety infrastructure.

I'm sure if you followed all of this back, that fucking email server that I spent a fucking hour with their tech support on a chat box yesterday. Still didn't get to the bottom of how to set that goddamn thing up. Everything is probably running off some Casio calculator ultimately that no one just has touched since like 1998. It's running an email exchange. It's a real testament to my ignorance that I would never even pause to reflect on that. I don't even know where the internet exists. There's all these different, and I'm not, you know, then there's people looking at code and

that's the back room of the back room, but I've found one of the back rooms. I'm fucking around in the coat room with the pipes. Everyone's ignored the coat room for 30 years. The coat room looks like how the building used to look like when it first went up and it's kind of nice. It's kind of nice to be reminded. And they've updated all the rooms around it, but the coat room is still the coat room. Wherever the guests are, that bit's all been zhuzhed up.

Yeah. Not my bit where I'm fucking around. It's old and it's different and it's exposed and there's brickwork and I can see the pipes. It's nice. And they look old and like they're not going to work for very much longer. Does that, does that mean that the internet will collapse? I hope so. Wouldn't that be good?

It would be liberating. I mean, everyone would be locked out of their money and means of communicating with each other, but we would adjust. We would adapt. We would ultimately be okay. Do you think, you know, all consider which would pull the plug? It's a fascinating... Imagine being in that position. This is like the old, this is a new philosophical quandary for the modern age.

It's not would you use a time machine to go back and murder Hitler as a baby. Or Frederick the Great, whatever you want. Yeah. It's now would you pull the plug. Internet off. Flight mode forever. For everyone. Everyone's on the plane. I'm gonna say yeah. I think same. I'd like to get rid of it. I'd like to do it yeah. I think same. I'd like to get rid of it. I'd like to do it. This doesn't exist. This is just us talking and we're not fact checking each other's statements. You never know.

We are friends. Yeah. That's what we are. Because the radio predates the internet. True. So we could be on the radio. Oh, I see. You're allowed to be on the radio. You're allowed to be on see. You're allowed to be on the radio.

You're allowed to be on TV. You're allowed to be in the movies. You're allowed to make music. You're allowed to go walking. You're allowed to write and send letters. Yeah. I know that there's a lot of things that we're not thinking about

that the internet runs on that are important, like the financial markets and hospitals and whatnot. But we'd figure it out. An incredible way of, you know. They were running previously. Of groups to mobilize and spread a message and raise awareness of certain things. Yeah, but that goes both ways, doesn't it?

It does, it does. People are mobilizing on both sides. If only my enemies wouldn't mobilize, but just my friends could. Where's that vision of the internet? Brian Johnson? Yeah, Brian. Figure that one out. Yeah, Brian. Figure that one out.

Yeah, Brian. Stop fucking around with your son's blood. Start asking the right questions. Is this son in the interviews? We were so prescient, huh? Yeah, he's around, I think. And the dad's in the mix too. There's three generations of them all fucking the switch and blood platelets and plasma and whatnot.

Um, we were like, you know, I know everyone's age. Wow. Good. It's a subjective term, isn't it? He looks interesting for his age. He looks fascinating for his age. He looks, I would use to describe how he looks shiny, really, really shiny. These guys are on the front line of this technology.

So in the same way that like prototypes of anything always look in the look wrong and the functionality is off. Like the first wave of billionaires who find immortality are going to be doing immortality and the most fucking shonky kind of falling apart. The brain's in the draft, Futurama style. There we go, because that feels like a prison. That feels like we've trapped them here. That any of the goods, they just like can't leave.

We were somewhat prescient, I think, bringing out Killiania when we did. It's spending so much time dedicated to right. How that like if we were successful, we would have saved the world a lot of grief from Elon Musk for the last few years. That felt like the right time to implement a plan. Speaking of mobilizing, you know, via the internet. That was prescient. That was a good time to do it.

The signs were there. So we weren't, I think, too early. We were going to be like, hey man, why do you want to murder this guy who's just, uh, making rockets and electric cars to protect the environment? No, no, the signs were all there. There was enough evidence. We knew what was up. And then one guy kind of had a shot at kicking it off. And then he went to jail and now they're trying to kill him. That's right. Is he in jail now? Yeah. Oh, well, I don't know.

He's in custody. He's in jail. I can't remember the differences between jail and prison. Um, spelling. Okay. I think he's in jail. Can I tell you something? I'd love to hear it. I wouldn't mind some of that boy's blood right now.

The little boy's blood? Just the boy who's giving away his blood to his dad. BJ Jr.? Yeah, I could use a hit. I'm feeling knackered. Yeah? Yeah. You've got to sire a child and siphon their blood yourself. You can't just find any old random kid off the street and get their plasma.

I do admire the transparent, selfish nature of that brand of procreation. So I'm legitimately having a baby purely for, for blood. Yeah. Yuck. He's measuring his bonus was the last thing I was paying attention to. That's right. He measures that and the kid's old enough to technically okay, but it's never okay. What do you mean?

Oh, he's measuring his son's bonus. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. They're measuring. I don't think there's an acceptable age to be comparing father and son erection stats. It's not time to make a change. Just relax and take it easy.

Yousef did not include that bit. You're still young. I would like to be young as well. Give me some of your blood. Um, Hey, what about this? Kat Stevens here at that song called I love my dog. This is anything. Cause I love my dog as much as I love you.

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