The Yak - Ari Shaffir Faces Off with Steven Cheah in Bubble Soccer | The Yak 3-5-25

Episode Date: March 6, 2025

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We have a very special guest, Arsh Fierce here. He is in town. What's up, boys? We've got shows in Schomburg. He's here to hang out today. And Ari, it's a perfect day for you to be here because you're gonna probably get a lot of recap and ridiculous things that we're gonna talk about because yesterday we had a competition between two...

I don't even know how to explain it. I do, but I'm not gonna say it. There are words you could use. Yeah. I don't know. So we do it once a year now. It's our pro day. Yeah. Try it. I don't know. So we do it once a year now. It's our pro day.

Two guys go head to head in competitions. They had 20 competitions and it was a shit show. Like every competition you could think of. A shit show. Like we literally had a baby here and the baby had to decide who was more trustworthy. And it was two of our most confusing to look at. Yeah, look at this. I was laughing about this screenshot. We were all sitting there.

That's such a great baby, man. Good baby. Such a great baby. But yeah, I mean we have. Where did he choose? He actually did move. He didn't move. They started on the baseline, and that wasn't working,

so we moved to the free throw lines all the way to the circle. Well, you thought the position on the court would be the problem? Well we put the baby in the middle and we put both boys at the end thinking it would at least turn towards one of them. It would have some interest and it never turned once.

Is it possible that baby's dumb? Uh. It might be smart. I took very advanced. Yeah, actually. It was actually. Knowing both of the guys. It's good awareness. Oh we had a lollipop sucking contest. You might be smart. I took very advanced. Yeah, it's actually... It was actually... Knowing both of the guys.

It's an awareness. Oh, we had a lollipop sucking contest. Would you crawl towards that? What was everyone's favorite? There were so many funny moments. The cooking. About later. It was the cooking by a decent margin, but there were some other good ones.

I liked the Chinese. Chinese. Yeah, we had them... That's something I'll remember the most. We had them order food in Chinese, and neither of them speak Chinese, to a Chinese restaurant. Yeah, and had I'll remember the most we had them order food in Chinese and neither of them speak Chinese to a Chinese Yeah, and it was it didn't go well one of the guys read the English pronunciation of the words that are that's under consideration Yeah, yeah, yeah, so it was thank you. Yeah, I tried doing that in Shanghai. I tried learning the word for beef I was so proud of myself. What's the word for beef?

Real something like that. Okay, then the guy just pointed like 40 different beef items Yes, so he read that thank you Way he paused like dang he like, dang, cool. He nailed it. He gave himself like a broken English accent. Thank you. He thought he was speaking Chinese in that moment. It was a great day though. It was fun, it was fun, it was a long one.

It was a long one. It was a long one. Yeah. Longest live yak ever. Oh shit. Really? Longest, yep. Oh shit. Four hours, 10 ten minutes just beat out the tank race and us getting the main page to a million subs damn Wow, I was live for nine and a half hours yesterday. Oh my god

You still got it man because the amount of puke that you can oh What a finale so are you last night? I love a puke. Yo, you're gonna love this one You're gonna love this one For anyone who's eating lunch, don't stop eating lunch. So last night, we got four of us in a SUV live streaming it. And it's called the Doug Doug challenge. You ever heard of it? All right, so the challenge is you have to go to the drive-through and order exactly what

the car in front of you ordered. And you have to see how many restaurants you can do so we did it yeah and eat it everything that's in the order so you get fucked like I we got lucky on the first one we went to Taco Bell the first the person in front of us got one small order of cheesy potatoes fuck yes good start but then we went to KFC and we had like it was like a 10-piece chicken. And that was like restaurant 12. By yourself? No, it was four of us.

Okay. So four of us eating. I think Lucas did the math, we had 20,000 calories. Oh. Oh. And so, and so, I am not, I'm 40 now, I don't really have any skills left. Like when we do case races, I puke. I can't really eat that well anymore.

You went to college? Yeah, I went to college. Yeah, yeah, I went to college for all this. But the one thing, skill I have is that I, no matter how full I am, I can just always eat ice cream. So I ended up eating, I had like two burgers, cheesy potatoes, a mac and cheese, a baguette, French fries, a smoothie, and then I had four chocolate milkshakes.

So by the end of this stream, I was... my eyes were full of liquid. Like, I was... I could feel it coming out of my nose. Who puked first? I did. But it was a chain reaction. It was a chain reaction. Yeah, once you get the smell in the air.

Well, it was 15... It was 15 restaurants deep. So it was just like we were struggling. The record is 16 so we're at the press ah and I I went to say I was like they were calling me the guzzler cuz every time we got liquid I just would drink it they were calling you the Liam Liam called me the guzzler And then I said so we're in the car, and I was like we have the last meal, and I was like all right I'll try I'll try to do the lemonade And I was like but I'll let you know like it will be instant whether this is gonna work or not

I didn't even get a sip of the lemonade I just had my lips touch the straw and it was it your body was like stop you want to play the clip Oh, yeah, let me see can you play it or no the show airs at lunch time so if you're watching it yeah stop eating stop eating okay I mean I was in tears did you guys not find this hilarious it was amazing Brandon didn't I watched it once I can't never gonna say, I'll take it. No, don't. Don't listen to him. Don't listen to him. I could really use some help. We had like 19,000 people watching. You guys are cheering each other on.

I've got nothing. Do you want to drink the lemonade? What number restaurant was this? This is 16. I'll try to drink it. I would help if I could, but I can't. I'm gonna try to drink it. I'm gonna try to drink it. Give me a tender.

The Guzzler's gonna try to get the lemonade. Give me a tender. You're talking pretty well. Everyone get a tender, Matt Kaedek. Let me get a burp. Can I get a burp out? Hey, it has taken a fight in two hours This is what I am in a suburban parking lot. Are you allowed to smoke a drink? Yes, okay smoke I smoke some cigarettes I smoked some cigarettes. I'm gonna say right now, boys, the first sip is gonna tell us whether it's over or not.

I just gotta get a burp. Don't burp. That's a mistake. This is staying in my... That was me just putting my lips to the straw. It gets so much better. Don't do that. It's staying in my mouth forever. We're just arguing Come on Brandon, it's just

Take me in 20 yards milkshake. It's just straight milkshake tape me in 20 yards milkshake is your straight milkshake but wait it's just chocolate shake shout out Deutsch It gets so much fun There he goes Here comes Katie Shirts off Nice, walk away from it The splash Oh my god, so much

They're making Pollux The splash But you're making Pollux the splash Just in the wet strip mall parking lot Yeah, there's a cop sitting across we're like this guy's gonna pull us over he thinks we're drunk Then you got an intro of a way. Yeah, he's just like, oh, no, I think they might have just eaten 15 fast food restaurants. Puking run.

Max disappeared. Was he vomiting somewhere? Max didn't vomit until we were on the highway. And then we had to pull over on the highway. Because he was so jealous of us. Because we were all like, after he puked, we were just like, oh, we could do another restaurant. Yeah, and then he was just like, I can't believe you guys are like feeling so good

And he's like I got a puke so we pulled over on the highway at one in the morning They actually shit themselves. I think Kadek might oh I could say the cop ain't like the cop in heat where he just looks at you guys and goes no yeah So how many did you get do you finish we? We had 15, so we tied the record. Tied the record? We tied the record. So that was 16? That was 16.

Yeah. 16 would have been the new record. What was meal 16? Raising Canes. And how much was it? It was one full box. Yeah. Drive-through really limits it to the most disgusting food.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. But this challenge, I thought when we were going into it, I was disgusting food. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. But we... But this challenge, like, I thought when we were going into it, I was like, all right, this will be fun. It's so electric when you go to a drive-through and you're doing this challenge, and they only give you one item.

What did you say? Give me what they got? Yeah, you say... I say exactly... Like, I would go through, I'd just say, give me exactly what the person in front of us got. It's gambling. It's gambling. I don't know if you have the... Was it Sonic or Wendy's? They... was like maybe number 12. They handed us just a chocolate shake and I was just like this is the greatest thing ever. It was the best feeling of all

time. Yeah gambling where you get ice cream. Yeah. The greatest thing in the world for you. And I was just yeah. I was all the ice cream. I was gambling. And a bad beat would be a bucket of chicken. Yeah. That of., that's the worst one there was I there was one point it must been like eight or nine that there was like a fish sandwich Like cheesy tots someone only ordering one thing from Taco Bell is like plus 1000. I know like what the fuck is wrong I know who didn't just go for the easy potatoes. That was that was it. Well, that was the first place we went crazy That's crazy. When did it stop being like yummy? We are watching Hi, what was it? What time we were all going skiing on the comments and Bert which went to Taco Bell and he's like

I'll give me $100 worth and they're like, what do you want? It goes I don't give a fuck It's all the same. Oh, yeah, if you guys followed us on that. Oh, yeah. Yeah So like and we had there were a couple people who were trying to stream snipe us Who were like clearly trying to fuck with us, but they would miss us by like one. Like we had... Right in front of you? Yeah. We had someone like pull, pull like behind us,

and they were like, we were trying to time it up, and they would have just fucking killed us. Because that's the thing is like, I kept on saying, we were, we were feeling good through eight, nine, ten. I was like, we're one order away from being dead. Like you go one order to, you know,'s like someone got $100 worth of Taco Bell, it's over. It was fun though.

You're going to do this again. Oh, definitely. The way you're talking about it right now. Yeah, it was fun. You're reminiscing on it. This is the most big cat thing ever. Yeah. Gambling with ice cream.

Gambling, ice cream, vomit. I can't think of a better thing for you. It's the three things you love the most it was painful doing it But it's one of the like we talked about this Titus with the free throw stream you get out of it And you're like yeah, I wish I was just I wish I could just get rid of my wife and kids your institution With my boys, dude. I want it next time you do it. Yeah, it's so much fun. Oh, it was On the company card too. Oh, yeah, I'm sure we got a fraud alert orders

two miles square block yeah But yeah, yeah you get yeah like going to I think what was the other one? Oh, that's the car would be nuts not to shut that car down. Yeah. Yeah We there was another one that was like one oh it was the Panera was just a mac and cheese this is awesome yeah you get you got to find like good-looking chicks or like hot girl cars like a Jetta yeah behind you're doing that we're trying to find small women small cars that was big the late-night shame eating oh that's when we bulk yeah true someone having to eat

a whole red bull would have been electric drive-ththrough hi can I order whatever the last person ordered through the drive-through thank you wow no question we're fucked that's not good this is it this is it we're. This is how it ends. This looks so fun. It was a free chocolate shake. Do you want that? Yes! Free chocolate shake. Oh, he thought you were broke. Yeah. I was like, fuck yes, dude.

More ice cream. So when did it start getting like, oh, this sucks? That was right around that. I think that was my fourth ice cream where I was like, you could see people were commenting. I was basically driving with my eyes closed, because I was just so full of ice cream. What's the prep that goes into this?

No food for how long? We didn't eat for like 10 hours, which was also a whole scene because we were just yelling at each other in the office at the end of the day because it was just four fat guys who are you're hungry. I'm eating all day. Very hungry. Yeah. Yeah.

There were some fireworks. So there's a leaderboard. I didn't know this was a worldwide competition. Yeah, it's like a real competition. You tied the record. The world record? Yeah, the world record. And there's also some rules like you can only double up one restaurant

So we doubled up Taco Bell You have to hit a KFC Oh You can only do one drink place so we like we went to Starbucks early and got like a it was like a lemonade Which is awesome KFC feels like it would be the worst. That's why Yeah, just that the worst. That's why you have to do it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The bowl. Just the... Yeah, here the... The stereotypical KFC order is like a big bucket, right? Max of one drink place, max of two dessert places.

Must go to KFC. So, like, the guy you tied might have had way more or way less food than you? I think the guy we tied had, like, 20,000 calories, so it was around the same. But, yeah, you can get... you could just get, like, you could be the luckiest guy in the world. Right, cheesy potatoes from Taco Bell.

Right. So Team MJ Plays, Casper, Jacob, and Mr. Palm. Does it have to be the same amount of passenger slash one intestine? Yeah, it's four every time. You log it in to see how many calories it is? Yeah, we had Lucas do that this morning. It's a fun challenge.

It was, I mean, it also could be terrible, because if you start at Taco Bell and it's not just a small order of cheesy potatoes. And then you're thrown in coffees. Yeah, the vibes would have been, yeah, we had a, I think McDonald's, we actually got lucky. We had two caramel frappes, the Angel Reese special. Oh, instead of burgers.

Yeah. Who was the weak link, if there was one? I actually don't think. If you're gonna run it back, would be the same group or would you think so? Because it was like we did was we did it strategically where like I started and I ate until I was full and Then someone else went because like you get oh, you know if we all ate together. We'd all be full together Yeah, I'm to digest and the only the only wrinkle though That's a little tricky is you have to finish the full order before you can go to the next place

The only wrinkle though that's a little tricky is you have to finish the full order before you can go to the next place. Ooh. So that was a little tricky where it's like, I think my fourth place was Steak and Shake, and I had, it was two burgers and a fry. So like it took me a little time to eat two burgers and a fry on my fourth place.

And so when it's ice cream, they're like, you'll handle this. Yeah, I just kept on taking the ice cream. But ice cream is probably harder for the challenge because of all the calories. Of course, but it's is probably harder for the challenge because of all the calories of course, but I Maybe my only skill I have left is a human being that I can I'm never too full for ice cream Wow I was hoping I was every single one was like I hope this is ice cream. I would love some more ice cream Well now I want to do this

Because I would do 999 sounds familiar. Oh, it's the baseball game A lot of fun. You guys ever do 999? Sounds familiar. No. That's the baseball game. Baseball game, nine innings, hot dogs. Deutsch did it. Deutsch did it.

Deutsch dominated. They're talking about, Tate's talking about putting together a team. I don't think, I'll just say it. I mean, he isn't set. Have you heard about this? No. Is he starting a 999 rec league?

No, he's talking about a team and trying to do a 99-99. Jesus. What dogs 99 yeah nine innings with a group of people yeah you could imagine one of the people that were thinking about we got a guy Deutsch who we do a case race like every six months you've seen it And he he did he came to the case race But he went to the Cubs game and did the nine nine challenge before he did it in four innings And then he came to the case we finish it in four yeah dresses Pat summer all do we struggle no Pat? Show our a little do it we ate his puke this guy is watch yeah We did ate his puke. What this guy is. Yeah, we did eat his puke.

Watch what this guy's capable of. Oh yeah, this is him drinking my coffee. Did we get to the bottom of it? It's a beautiful morning. He's doing an ad. Does he have like a mutated thyroid or something? Is there something wrong? This is a full...

That his dad taught him. Oh, this is cold brew. His heart's gonna explode. He said your throat's just a drain. the caffeine. He said your throat's a drain He said anybody can do it. You have to get past the method open your throat What his big trick is he can eat a ton of ice cream and then throw up a milkshake perfectly cold back into your mouth We all tried it. We all tried it last time. We need the baby bird. Yeah. Yeah, he drinks beer faster. Give him a taste of one beer Goddamn yeah

That guy was close look at that defeated man How many did he do last case race was it was he did eight beers in I think he did 12 beers But he was drinking in like one minute increments. Yeah, so he would come in drink four in one minute go back out come back drink four We got some beers at the 999 no time the hot dogs was no problem for him Yeah, he's got like an end. I don't know what yeah, something's wrong. It's his job. It is good as Joe He's really good at it. Yeah, yeah, yeah We met Aaron judge before did 999 we didn't know what to say to him So he said we're doing that.

And what'd he say? He goes, what is that? He didn't know? He told him, yeah, I might've heard it. I gotta go back to batting practice. Oh, he's still in the fourth inning. Oh, he's still in the fourth inning. This is the fourth inning he did it.

That's what I want to see, the hot dog. Half of one. He just swallows it down. Wow. This was the day of the case race. Yeah. What? Yeah. He left there and came here. This was the day of the case race. Yeah, yeah What yeah? Here and dressed as Pat summit the Tennessee women's coach sure

And drank beer with why Pat's I don't know He just costumes himself. However he wants to costume. Yeah He's not long for this world, but great guy. Yeah, and again. I'll say hottest girlfriend Stunningly yeah Yep, I mean you got a lock a guy up like that. Yeah Is yeah, he might be better at his job than anyone in the world. Yeah So I guess the answer to for the dug dug challenges. We'd probably put Deutsch in there. Yeah Yeah I guess the answer for the Doug Doug challenge is we'd probably put Deutsch in there. Right? Yeah. Even after Deutsch.

Can you do a drive-through liquor place? No. It's got to be food. Or you can, I guess you could. You can do one drink place. Just one. Yeah. Fuck.

Because yeah, otherwise people would just... Oh, that's his ninth hot dog. It's the fourth. It's the fourth. Wow. It's the fourth. It's the fourth. It's the fourth. It's the fourth. It's the fourth. It's the fourth. Wow Wow

We're all struggling mid-eighth. Yeah, did you do you finish it? I did it Chris O'Connor did it column Tyrrell did it Shane failed both all the are you garbage guys failed? Tommy Pope failed yeah, really, but are you garbage guys started eating chicken wings in the middle. One of them sounded like a fucking cheesesteak. What are you doing? Hungry. How many 22 ounce beer bats can I drink? The age old question. Oh my god. I know it's going to be high, Deutsch.

We know, Ron. He's just moving around the stadium. Yeah It's like doing it for people like it's like a promotion Yeah, the lizard yeah, oh my god, how's it gonna get the hot dog? Where did the hot dog go? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! That's the grossest one. What the fuck? Where did the hot dog go? Look at that little girl. What's wrong with that adult mom?

He amazes me every time. I know. I know what he's capable of, and still when I see it. Every video is the exact same, and I'm like, I need more. He's doing nine beers with the fuck? That's 18? This is the 18th beer? Like, we shouldn't be

shocked by this how much is in one of the 22 every time I'm shocked he took that woman's hot dog oh my god Didn't tell us you could do that. Oh My god no longer got to be feeling it That's got a regular 12 ounces. Is that right? Yeah So that was 12 of them the only part I don't like by those flip-flops You know a foot flop guy not public I'm actually not a flip-flop guy either. I think it's a weird look. You know, even at a ballgame. It's sunny out. You're chillin I think your foot touches. I just what yours ground. It's not somebody yakin getting peanut shells on it

I think it's gotta be a beach flip flops is crazy. Fair enough. I guess beaches is perfect for it, but I don't know I'd summer day. I might I might throw the flip-flop song at the game. Really thongs. Yeah, let them breathe Let the Sun hit them shirt off yourops on the game really thongs yeah let them breathe let the Sun hit them sure don't tell us off at a game I I wouldn't but I wouldn't go shirt off in a pool so what am I gonna I got talked to at the Mets stadium and then they were like absolutely not sir I mean when's this been the policy sure it all yeah I've been working here since 78 and it's never been allowed and then went to a Cubs game when I asked oh yeah just like kind of my shirt off it goes why you ask yeah you like if you're in the bleachers,

you have to take your shirt off. I'm still mad, but I won't support the Mets anymore. That's good, that's good boycott. That's a solid boycott. Let me take my shirt off. That is a crazy rule. Literally the bleachers, you have to take your shirt off. The guy didn't understand my question when I asked him. like what do you want help with it? I don't get

That's like the time Dave and I were at the we're in a club in Arizona We took our shirts off and the bouncer there were other guys and other like tables with their shirts off and the bouncer was like You gotta put your shirts They're like you're like bothering people Was this because you were just feeling it or because yeah, we're like, what? And they're like, you're bothering people. Was this because you were just feeling it or because of the go? Yeah, we were feeling it. And there was literally hot bodies across the way. With their shirts on?

Yeah, and no problem for them. Scaring all the hoes. It was just like, you can't have them. That's insane. I mean, I kind of understood it if you saw us with our shirts off. Was it a day club? It was a night club.

Indoors. Yeah. Weird. Yeah. You got to have a gay body to do that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we were not. We were too soft.

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No, we left them there, I think. Any purple hat you can get from a place? That was it. We have one of our guys from yesterday, the skinny one, the other job he has for us, he has to collect a purple hat from every state in the union. By buying it off of somebody's head? Yeah, so I gave him cash, and he has a budget, and he has to just go up to random people and say,

can I buy that hat off your head? Purple hat, USA. So he's gotten hats from all these states. But he also drove all the way to the Super Bowl from New York, right? And he stopped in all these states and got purple hats, but we lost all those purple hats. Yeah, pretty fucked up.

Oh, we did lose, though? We did. We don't have Tennessee, We don't have Tennessee. We don't have Virginia. I don't know. We left them in a bag in our Airbnb there, and no one ever picked it up. Fuck.

Yeah. So we have to do those states again. Yep. Wow. Would you judge all of those hats as sufficiently purple and hats? I would not. I was thinking that.

OK. What's your problem? I wasn't thinking not hat. Oh, there's one. Definitely not hat. The do? That's a do-rag. That's a head cover. That, there's one definitely not hat the do It's a head cover. That's a head cover Indiana's a do rag What is text and some of these are pink for sure? Texas looks like a arm sleeve

Yeah, fuck is that not a hat book cover came off a woman right? Yes. It was a head wrap some sort of wrap I still love was it Delaware the one The one with the hat that the... Oh yeah. What is that? That's his hat. Remember when he pulls on it, the ears go up. Oh yeah, that's right. It's a Gengar, it's Pokemon.

Pokemon, yes. That guy gave it up fast too, right? He was really nice about it. Well Pokemon fans aren't really passionate about... How much was it? They're all collecting, they can turn it over. Yeah, they're all different. Some are like 50 bucks, I think some are like $1.

I'll buy that hat off you. Yeah, find the Gengar guy. I remember he was pretty cool. I think it was Bengar. Is it Bengar? No, it's Gengar, dude. It's Gengar. And then the guy in Arizona was wearing a Phoenix Suns hat,

but he was from France. He got it in France. He was like, oh, yeah, I got this hat in France. Yeah. They were in Phoenix. It was very confusing. Yeah, it, he said, I got this. I got this hat. Yeah. They were in Phoenix. It was very confusing. Yeah, it was like, dude, but you can buy another one. You're literally in Phoenix.

And then we got the Mingar, of course. We'll do this. Mingar. Mingar? It's Gengar. What does Mingar do? It evolves from Haunter via trade. It's a ghost type.

It's really popular. Has he got powers? Yeah. Yeah. What he got powers? Yeah. Yeah. What kind of powers? All kinds. Ghost powers, put people to sleep, can poison you. Well, it doesn't have to pick one, I thought all Pokemon had one power.

No, dude, don't do this to me. Don't. This dude hit me up and said he's like, go at trying to actively beat. Really? Yeah. It shouldn't be that difficult. He's stuck in PA and get he asked for gas money Wait he asked me for gas money. Yes me did you give it to him?

But are you asking me for gas money? No now I am okay Someone every single state all across America, I will give you $4 cash right now for that hat. For my Gengar! Oh my Gengar! I know it's a really nice hat. I can give you $60 cash right now. Wow, terrible. He was about to give it to you. He was. Alright. God damn, he was about to give it to you for $40.

A Gengar! And your name? Paul. Paul, I'm Chris Chris nice to meet you I didn't know about either. Yeah, you're really ready for that though covering that hair What a beast he was going to do it for 40. Yeah, he was about to that kind of shows the place of Gengar Not that cool. I don't like Gengar that much That much I like him enough Mm-hmm. I don't like dengar that much That much I like him enough Listen doesn't matter. Who's your fave jigglypuff? It was my first card. Isn't that like a

casual girl Casuals would say that right? Yeah, I am a casual okay disagree yeah Guys are cornering me. That's the guy that's a pile on see the Kirby knockoff. Yeah, but okay You guys are cornering me. There's a pile on. Is he the Kirby knockoff? Yeah, but it, yeah. He sings and puts people to sleep, right? Yeah.

That's right. I thought that's what Jinjar did. Do you see me even like forming a smile? I think my favorite is Chargazard. That was funny. It's like Jim trying to talk about Star Trek. Yeah, Chargazard. Chargazard, Is that his name?

Yeah. Yeah, man. Clemmer on the roller skates was so fucking good. Can I just say something? Yeah, please. Clemmer's attitude was piss poor. It was piss poor and he was going after me the whole time. I'm not the one that made him do the 20 events.

He wanted to come out here. He won $3,000 and his attitude was piss poor the whole time. It was piss poor. I think he didn't want to perform like a circus act for us. But that's what it was. Yeah, I think that. And it's not the first one we've ever done. I think that's what was going through his head.

The counter argument be like, so like, were you saying he's like above it Like I would be above like sitting in a car with three dudes and stuff. Yeah, you would Know at 1 a.m. Also, we're all doing it. I think he just wanted the money I think he was just he's just he's very competitive. Well, of course back him up. No, but he didn't try in some Yeah, that's true. I think he was saving his energy Low soccer. Yeah, we owe people bubble soccer today. Yeah We're gonna have to do that

Can we see that can we see the clip of him on the roller skates though? So yeah, this is one of the 20 Their body types are perfect I'm not body types are perfect oh my god my god I said he's 135 I'm not buying it

I don't think he is he's compact he fell on tape take care take care take care take stock take stock I can't rate liver trips on Tate. It tastes just like I'm gonna die here 127 hours his arm

He also tied a knot for no reason he was picking random just like three two on the same side I'm gonna beat you no matter what I'm going to do in this you're not gonna beat me That'll work I mean One lap spider Clemmer go backwards get cocky Here he comes Way harder than roller skates. I Tummer looks like he's being remote controlled. I don't know how he's doing this. I did not give a note.

He's going for the skateboard technique. This is incredible. That was so good. This goes in the highlight pack. It looks like a beggar with no legs. He can get so small. A man can get small. That's he does movie reviews. And he's kind of gone viral for them now, but not...

I'm not saying his movie reviews are bad, but it's because he squats down tiny in all of them, and people on the internet found him and were like, what a strange... What a strange-bodied man. Strange creature. He does a squat. He's a great one. So are you beefing with Glimmer?

I'm not beefing. Sounds like he doesn't like you. Right. I don't think he does.? I'm like he doesn't like you. I'm right His attitude was poor but I do think that it was more the money and wanting to win very badly in that event He was doing it. Yeah, there was a couple events where he stopped and saved energy and was like I'm not doing this I took me down 40 love. Yeah, he's just like, was that tennis? Yeah, but he would walk over here. I'd be like. I think that's his strategy.

He'd just like, oh, let you win this one. I'm like, all right, I'll go look him back. How are you feeling, Clember? Shut the fuck up, Brandon. I was like, all right, that's a lot. There are a lot of people that dislike you. He hates you. Hates me.

Yeah, hates me. But I feel it, I'm fine. Found this guy on TikTok, goes to movies, then does reviews in front of the theater and whiles the st did I've seen? There he is. I was in 905 showing and I was the only person in the theater. So the biggest factor negated at least for that moment.

Every review like that. I mean, there's no reason to get your whole body in frame. Why doesn't he just do a selfie video? He said he's comfortable. I believe that. Yeah. You can get compact. You're right in front of the camera.

It's like a transformer. Check it. Are there any like events that we can do compact. Right in front of the camera. It's like a transformer. Check it. Are there any events that we can do? What do you mean? From yesterday? We could do the train. Yeah, we could do the train. I would like to do the train again.

Bubble soccer. Should we spin to see who has to do bubble soccer? That'll be fun. What else could we do? I don't think we're rollerblading. Not cooking. If I stop. Can hide you inblading. I'm not cooking. Can hide you in a box. Do we sell those boxes? That was pretty exciting.

Who's in the box? That was exciting. That could sweep the country. I forgot about who's in the box. Yeah. Who's in the box? You got any suckers? Is it rollerblades or roller skates?

Both. Yeah, the choice. We should put an at home version of who's in the box. Sell it. On the merch store. Sell it for people to play with. Three big boxes. Are you a blader? Ships of who's in the box. Sell it. On the merch store. Sell it for people to play at home. Three big boxes. Are you a blader?

Ships. No. One big box. So wait, Ari, so you have Schomburg, are you on perpetual tour? No, I'm going until April, then I'm done for like a year and a half. And then what are you gonna do?

You're gonna go to like- Backpack around the world. What's the coolest place you've been? Myanmar, East Timor, I don Timor. Oh my god. I Don't know I've been to a lot of cool places where in Myanmar just this all over I went to the places You're not supposed to go. Yeah, we got asked by the military back to our hotel room Mar I know where it is, but some listeners around Burma isn't it? It is Burma they rename Island okay, they're bad press West of Thailand, east of Bangladesh.

They had bad press in the middle there, just renamed them so all the bad press went away. So where are you gonna? They created a new capital. Yeah, in the middle of nowhere. It's like putting DC in like two hours outside Wichita. But no people went to that new capital? Only the, only the.

It's a weird looking place. Oh, I didn't even know this existed. And the north is some of the gnarliest mountains you'll see. Is that the? Nice. Kyle's a world traveler. I know, in virtual. Yeah, it's great that we have those temples there.

It was pretty wild. It's so unmapped. Wait, so April and then you're just gonna be like, I'm fucking off? Couple more months in New York and then I'm just gonna sell all my shit and get it down to a backpack. How many times have you done that?

Do you do it like, do you do a cycle where you just like, you buy more shit and then you sell it all again? No, I did a special and then I'm like, well I did all my work so let me just get gone. That's awesome. Yeah, but I'm not gonna leave New York so it's like no reason to keep everything. Yeah.

So just like. Do you have like a plan or like an itinerary, even a loose one when you go somewhere? No, I just let other people at the hostels tell me like what's going on, like what's cool. I don't know anything. I went to Guatemala, they're like here for the hiking. I'm like is there good hiking here?

And everyone's like what? Like I don't know. Completely wrong, yeah. That's how you get. You just get a one way ticket somewhere? Yeah. That's so awesome. One way ticket to Myanmar.

I was doing Southeast Asia and I just went to like, I was just like, where's the weather the best this week? And it was Myanmar. That's incredible. And then do you work on your comedy while you're, I would assume, being on the road? What? I go fallow.

When I go to overseas and shit, I don't do any of that. You don't do it? Mm-mm. But are you working on it in your head? I thought I would. It went away completely and no Actually, I was like disappointed in myself. So then when you come back, how long does it take to get it back? Thanks a while like after kovat. I was like, how do you hold? Oh, man

That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah, it takes a while to get back but you think clearly again. That's awesome Yeah, I went to Ecuador for six months during the pandemic. Six months. Because everything was like, they weren't really doing standup well. You do like, what is it, peyote? Or? I did ayahuasca, yeah. Ayahuasca, yeah. How was that?

Meh. It didn't. No, I'm joking. Everybody loves it. No one's ever not loved it. Yeah, it was a lot of puking like that. Puking is so fun. Do you have a place where you're like, this was the best people that I vibed with the best or

Interesting yeah, I mean I guess it's who you meet in like the hostels and stuff the locals I can't really meet him in like Asia and shit right a little bit in Latin America. They can speak some Spanish, but Yeah, it's just the hostels in Guatemala, I just hung out with all these Australians. Yeah. That feels like the jackpot of world traveling if you find Australians. They party the best. They find the...

They're always down for a good time. That's just guaranteed, like, oh, yeah, this will be fun. They're always traveling, too. They're everywhere. They're everywhere. If somebody's like, hey, we got a bucket of booze, they're just, what? And then they're down, and then the Germans are sometimes cool, but they will fuck in the bunk bed out top of you. They'll get theirs.

You pretend to be asleep, or do you sleep? You pretend to be asleep. I've jerked off to it once. Like, I'm here. How could you not? Yeah, yeah. What European country has the worst travelers? Like, where it's like, ah, I met this guy from France or...

England's pretty bad. Really? They're fun, but they're also pretty shitty. And then Ireland will like... They're also fun, but they'll also like get blowjobs in front of temples. They just don't understand respect. They've never been respected, so they have no idea what it's like. Fuckin' Irish!

Irish love blowjobs. They do! They love heads. They've never been respected Started jerking off to it damn Irish love getting suck An off-putting propensity for head yeah Find a like head you just you should really like it The Irish accent I think outside of Ireland is heralded and inside Ireland is disgusting So when they get out like oh, this has value. Oh, yeah, they can they can pick up people like oh man That's cool. Yeah, like Australians would cook. Yeah, things Australia has the worst coke in the world So and they love it. They do more of it than anywhere Anywhere else like this is so pure

Baby powder anymore That's awesome. Yeah, everything I know of Australians just like remember that Australian guy we brought in. Yeah, they're just always on holiday Yeah, he just like oh, yeah, I'm just in America. I'm a yak fan. He's like and he just stopped by he was the coolest dude Yep, whenever you ask him on stage like him a vacation like what you're so just just New York at home Like no New York Miami. Yeah, right. That was what that guy was. He was like going to LA the next he did all of America It's like people in America. Don't do that. Oh Transrol yeah, that's very funny was the American Accent heralded anywhere like oh, you're a movie star. No, they don't even know what it is

I'd ask people like where you from I'm a guest and they're like England what no no idea. Yeah. Yeah Yeah It's like us telling like New Zealand from Australia part. We just can't do it. Yeah, it is hard New Zealand is a little more like Feminine yeah, yeah, yeah, it's cute homosexual. That's it. Yeah New Zealand is a little more like feminine Cute homosexual that's it New Zealand people suck each other off on the on the rig really I don't know spread it I Actually did I heard that yeah, yeah, right Lucas was trying to give me roadhead last I saw

He was trying to give me road wasn't he driving no I was okay He was trying to give me roadhead. Yeah It was fucked up. What what he just kept on give me the eyes and we were like on stream I was like dude, we're eating Fast-food we'll get demonetized. He's a wild yeah He'll give you that he kept on sliding his hand into my lap underneath the camera and saying I'm so people can't see it, but it happened Wow, yeah, it was fucked up. He would die to suck you He's I just turned the chat on I Came up with this this this like in vision of Lucas

I was just I just kept on saying he's not a guy's guy that he has girlfriends that he cuddles and doesn't fuck and It's pretty mean. Max called his dad a pussy. Your dad's probably the biggest pussy. You can tell when a guy's raised by a pussy. That's Lucas. All right, so you don't even know where you're going in April? No.

That's so fucking cool. Yeah, I'm going to go in June. I'm going to spend two more months in New York and then just maybe chase the sun in the southern hemisphere. Chase the sun? Yeah, you know, like go south with it. That's how people should. What are you, Moana?

What are you talking about, chase the sun? Chase the sun. What? What? Go down there like the sun. Yeah, what? I'm going to get it. It's the winter.

Ski bunny, the opposite though. Do you ski? Yeah. So you go skiing when you go to these places or no? Yeah, but it. I miss the winter. No bunny, no ski bunny, the opposite though. Do you ski? Yeah. So you go skiing when you go to all these places or no? Yeah, but it's winter time for sure. Yeah. Yeah, you guys ski? Not well.

Nick has tried it. It was a blast. I took my first lesson like two weeks ago. Nice, fun? It was a blast. Yeah. Yeah, skiing was fun. Yeah, it rules.

Che? Drinking on the mountain is the best. Yeah. Che? Yeah, it's, wherever you mountain is the best. Yeah. Chay? Yeah, it's about, yeah, it's, wherever you're drinking is fun. Yeah, we went with Shane once. He'd like do two runs shakily and then go, I'll be the bar. Chay, how's the reaction to your Liam Cohn interaction?

Pretty good, I think, in the Bucks community. Okay. In the Bucks community. Alright, good. Have you met Gruden yet? He works with us. Yeah, you're at Gruden? Yeah, absolutely. Pretty good I think in the Bucks community. Okay in the Bucks community. Alright good He works with us yeah, yeah, yeah absolutely. How is it? Do you know he works with us? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? He's up here all the time. He's the best He just loves football Rules, and he just he loves everything like you can call him up and be like you want to do this, but yeah, I'm in Everything he did a he did

an out-of-order sketch that was like yeah that's fun incredible they wrote a they wrote a sketch for him and he was maybe the best actor he loves everything but he also does everything with the intensity like he's coaching in the Super Bowl yeah everything is the most important thing in the world you ran into column and check in on you see him opening a box? No. Oh yeah, the Boston College box? He was so excited. He uh... Oh.

Got another package here. I've taken a lot of heat from my opening skills so I found this razor blade. Look how effortless that was. Clembers inside of it. Just from Boston College, man. Just do one side of it. Head coach Bill O'Brien.

Uh-oh, uh-oh. Still trying to figure this out. You know Boston College, the home of Doug Booty, Chris Lindstrom, Justin Sinitz, Luke King, and Matt Ryan. He's got a knife. What are you doing? He's just doing the one-off. Has he never seen a box before?

He's got to think of the other sides, right? Who just powers Aaron? That should have helped. Oh man, he's got every... No! How hard can it be? Hahaha! Just cut the box.

That's the... I'm not gonna let it into your belly. What the fuck, bro? Hahaha! You can't return that if you don't like it. Yeah. College football. Do you have the fuck, bro? You can't return that if you don't like it. College football. Do you have the Toledo one?

He's just not a box guy. No. Some guys aren't. Yeah. Some guys are not box guys. Some guys aren't. But yeah, when he comes up, he'll get everyone in the office,

he'll draw up a play for us and have everyone rep it. And he's teaching us Like we're you know going into week 10 of the NFL with the terminology and like like you should already know yes It's incredible like picking up blitzes and shit and then with the way he looks at you if you don't know you You feel like the biggest pussy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, do you have the Toledo box easy? He's a I think we found his weakness I went to bustin with the boys and they were like talking about something they mentioned OTA is like, do you know what that is? I'm like, yeah, I know what They're not part of us anymore. Yeah, I was there at the end. Yeah, how was it?

Did you were you did you make it in any of the farewell videos? They did like 75 doubtful. Yeah, we little candle Yeah, they're gone We got a package from coach candle with Toledo Rockets. I like the pop Love swag This is Toledo Rockets man They've had a lot of good players at Toledo Give me flashbacks to my c-section. Oh, yeah, they just tour

right out Lido is one of the best coaches Jason candle Alito is one of the best coaches Jason candle his name a notebook Jason candle I made this in super paint 1.0 in 1995 when I was with the Philadelphia Eagles somehow Jason candle got a copy of this I Got some great swag. Thank you coach candle. There's some cut-ups coming for you next week Who I might wear that today on the golf course Thanks coach He's the best he put his brother back in the Hall of Fame for the Ring of Honor for Knows him. Yeah, he's back in right in the box Ring of Honor. Yeah. Yeah, he's got canceled parcel sports Uncancels people now. Yeah people like I guess he's back in right in the box ring of honor. Yeah. Yeah, he's got canceled Barstool sports

I can't un-cancels people now. Yeah people like I guess he's back. Yeah, you're their first step Did you ever think there'd be a world where you come to Barstool and then you get un-canceled Wow, it's crazy It's never worked that way. Yeah, it's always been the reverse. Yeah, it's for the opposite. Yeah We usually get canceled. That's how long Yeah, do you still the opposite. Yeah. We usually get canceled. That's too long. Yeah, I'm not reading that. Yeah. Do you still have Kobe fans mad at you? No, they're all dead, too.

I'm sure there's some. They're dorks. But do you get stray ones, I'm saying? Yeah, I get a stray once in a while. Yeah. I'll never forget people. Yeah, where you're just like, what the hell? You're still coming at me for this?

Pretty funny. It's pretty funny Yeah, once in a while. Oh, man. I don't mind it you ever think about running it back He's got to die again. Yeah, right waiting for LeBron to go Donchek will come on one of those fucking those tours you just did of the drive-thrus. Yeah, he's ready for you were NBA version that would be very funny. Yeah Pardon if Luca did that just as a fuck you to the maps you like I think I'm fat watch this Yeah, just see that guy taking the beer out of his hand. Yeah. Yeah, he's like stop at the weight. Yeah

You can't take a beer out of another man's hand. No, that's that's really bad. It's like Lebron and the cookies the story you Dwayne we did a podcast a couple weeks ago That's really bad. It's like LeBron and the cookies. The story, did you see that story? Dwayne Wade did a podcast a couple weeks ago, he was just like, the moment I knew that it was probably gonna be over in Miami for LeBron is Pat Riley took his cookies. Like he had chocolate chip cookies he brought on the plane and Pat Riley was like, no more cookies.

I can't take another man's cookies. LeBron can't be coached. No. Not the guy he was. He used to, that's when the heat were great because he would like party with them and take the team team playing with them. Now he just goes and does ads and like meets people later. So there's no team on paper with Westbrook and all those guys

should have been dominant and they're barely getting out of the lottery. No chemistry. LeBron doesn't care anymore. He fucking pushes his son into the NBA. He shouldn't even be a fucking CBA player. I like these takes. Lakers are garbage. It's clear collusion. I like this.

They're pretty good though. They are pretty good. 17 out of us, 20. I know the Laker friends try to defend it because they know it's collusion because they've been doing it for fucking decades. It's like American imperialism. Like no, their country needs Exxon.

And they're like, you know a 32 year old with fucking massive knee problems is still good oh man Jay so wait so so the Bucks community is happy with you so far the reaction I've seen has been positive okay any negative I Chuck, our Chuck said I was a pussy, but that's out of that. Yeah, but that's the problem. Che wouldn't register the negative feedback. That's true. I want to grab this guy. Oh yeah, yeah.

Hey, Sante. Sante? It's Dante with an S. Okay, Sante. Sante. He just got hired. Come here. Can you go sit down over here?

Yeah, yeah. Sante in here. Go over there like Where you want that one right there? Sante is new hire nice. I like you just walking by and just like yeah, no no Hesitation that's kind of the show just like whatever happens everyone can be called in any moment alright, so Sante welcome to Barstool What are you hired for tech ops assistant? Okay, now let's get to the real story. Rubik's Cubes.

You're a cube man? I am. How many do you have on you right now? I got one in my backpack. Just one? Yeah. I heard you had your own backpack for a cube. I do have a Rubik's Cube backpack that looks like a Rubik's Cube itself.

And you keep all your Rubik's Cubes in there? A couple of them. How many do you own? Over 100. What's your PR? Go get yours. All right. Yeah. He's a quantity guy. I want to see what this is hundreds of cubes Why would you that hot so I was gonna are they all the same should wait till he gets back I didn't even hear what he said he does what's the point of?

Didn't care working under Stefan. What's the point of having more than one right? They are all the same one of having more than one are they decorative different colors They all do the exact same thing. That's true. You only need why I do have 67 cowbells Yeah Four by fours five by five I used to be a cubist. There's shapes you didn't think about triangular one. Well, that's not a Rubik's Cube Antagonal one not a Rubik's Cube. You're right in the cubing world. All right I'll do an ad while we wait for him uber eats introducing Mike's favorite away for the pizza for that

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All right, so how how how are they different? Well, there's like three by three, which is this one traditional then there's like two by two's a little smaller Pyramid ones shaped like pyramid there we go. All right, so how many three by threes do you own oh? By ten yeah, why have more why yeah? Those all the same no there it depends like the company makes them different. It's not rubix What brand is that this is? Some I have no idea actually okay It is but it definitely doesn't for their copyright runout

You wore the shit out of it, too. Yeah, it's been used for I'm gonna mix this up You're never gonna be able to get now. Do you just solve them or do you ever? Like say like what else can I do with this? Just solve them usually oh yeah Could you go like opposite colors like three lines of different colors every side you can do like some cool patterns We ever play catch with one you can toss around I've seen the people that can juggle and doom. Yeah. No, how does this work with the ladies? It's all right. Okay, so are they impressed? other rubies more in groupers

Yeah, are there rubies groupies? No, must be A lot are there conventions? Yeah, I went to the national tournament when I was like 14 I think so how quick can you do it? Probably around now like 30 seconds what and with being nervous. I don't know this gonna work alright. Don't get nervous All right, tell us when you're going well. Are you doing what I'm just giving it giving a look What are you looking at? You're allowed to do that? You're allowed to look at it standard exam. It's usually you have the standard Rubik's cube you're allowed to look at it

Then you have to place it down, then you pick it up. Yeah, so you're in your mind You're like strategizing now like I see what thinking of like the first four moves Why did you decide to get into this when I was in like seventh grade? I was on a lacrosse tournament with one of my buddies and he had one and we were driving around and I was like I want to do that and then I just got hooked on it Did you solve it before you looked up how to solve it? No, I looked it up on YouTube and then I just kind of Dope all in on it. What do you even look up like how to solve Rubik's Cube? Dante sorry about him. All right

Sante if you're good at this why are you here at? Barstool sports this doesn't have a lot of why yeah, you should Why are you working with us? Something the Rubik's Cube doesn't correlate a lot to really what skills does it correlate to know like are you not it fixing things? What about a finger robbing the solving finger and check yeah blasting sure yeah all right nice nice good shit. Are you into math? No, what's not good a method all what? What are you good at? What about packing? Long vacation huh packing trunks for a long vacation you go. Yeah, that more Tetris

I'm all right it fucked up your square day. I like puzzles though. You're good at puzzles. Yeah, okay All right, so you gonna solve that for I can do it all right Blindfold put up a timer I'm ready all right whenever on your first move count. All right three two already going one. Oh, he's going up Wow Wow If you don't get under 30 I'll be disappointed There's no pressure though. I've never solved one. He's already almost got a side. Yeah, it seems like an easy cool

Big cat I don't think you messed it up enough Oh Are you good at other puzzles like other you know some of the fucking like a take a nail and yeah The Cracker Barrel puzzle you do the cracker off cheese. Yeah, I've never heard of it. Oh man. Where are you from? Rochester, Michigan is that like a hotbed or not a hotbed for a lot of product hockey hotbed hockey hotbed Yeah, I play hockey grown-up. Yes some good hockey players from there Alright so you you just you're just gonna do Rubik's cubes first. Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna have you pyramid tomorrow We can bring that by what's that? One oh star one no, I mean the pyramid probably the closest thing. There's like a like one That's like shaped like a ball. I have an eight by eight one. That's pretty okay. I want to see that

Fire at your apartment building you can only take one Rubik's cube question that one one right the one right there Why everyone I've just always been with me this one. I took out to nationals with me, so I've just always used I've just always been with me this one. I took to nationals with me, so I've just always used Not great Can you use your own cube in the tournament or do they provide yeah you give it to like people that scramble it and then they Have like a set thing on a sheet they scramble it and they give it to you Randomly and then is when they give it back to you is there ever one like oh, that's a good scramble for me. Yeah Yeah, it's like 95 yeah Good draw in this bracket, so you had to qualify

Not to sign up no but then there's like the original like round of 64 or whatever how many and then it gets down to Like semi-finals and finals is just like 1v1 on a stage with another guy since just back and forth Did you win a round? No, I never made it seven. I think I have-finals and finals are just like 1v1 on a stage with another guy. So it's just back and forth. Did you win a round? No, I never made it seven. I think I got to quarterfinals. Wait, so you did win.

You did win a round. Yeah, but not like a 1v1. Oh, got it. Who's the goat? This guy, Felix Zemdegs. Okay. Is the goat? We gotta hire him.

Is everyone like Zemdegs? Like if I asked another Rubik's cube guy. They're like Zemdex is the goat I don't know about now. I feel like people are getting so fast at it, but when I was doing it He was probably the best one. He was were you one of the better white boys No Pretty good white boys in the room who dominates is it whites Asians? It's got to be Korean children whites They're the most dexterous we had a guy named Andy who came on PMT and he's like a Rubik's Cube's master. I can't remember his last name his left-handed right-handed. Does that matter?

No, there is one-handed in competition to what damn wait. Can we see some zemdex real quick? I want to see some zemdex There's blind also kid you're blind now. I can't but people can people can do blood how You like they start the timer and then they get as much time as they want to look at it and then blindfold and go But there's a completely different method That comes with a diagnosis certain probably other sore losers. Oh, yeah, right. Oh, uh sometimes Whip, but there are some pretty sore. Where was national who be scooped Hilton head, South Carolina. You fly out there No, yeah, we fought. We have you that's two nights of a place. That's really nice. You mentioned. There's a lot that it should be an Omaha Yeah, they're like a bad boy of Rubik's is like

You know how like yeah like chess has like you know someone wears a butt plug Those cubes all one color is adderall probably I could imagine yeah, yeah Scoob wait so can we have those in my oh, that's you. Oh, that's you. Oh, that's who you beat Personal records United States. Oh hell yeah 16.5 single damn Wow are you a pole? What you got your polish no Slovak oh Okay, oh, we're so All right wait so can we see some Zemdeg I want to see this guy spells them Doug spells them Doug

Zemde IGS that's probably it What I don't know if you pull off somebody's gonna try yes and Zemdeg These them dags. Oh, there is it a wiki Felix Zemdeg Latvian. I want to see I want to see him. I want to see him cube He's one of the only two speed cubers ever to win the World Cube Association Max Parks the guy that's got the record right now Got it. What's a non speedcube or someone who just takes their time wait, so what is Max? What is Max? This is Max Parks yeah, he's a at all that accoutrements the next up. Oh That's not a stickered cube those are solid. Yeah Thank you What back that up and you told me this guy doesn't get laid from that yeah

Yeah, I gotta see that in slow motion. I love the kids Kid who comes in with a make sense Yeah, thank you TJ. All right And so you hit your own timer to start it. Yeah What the fuck that's like he did it in like ten moves, how do you do that? Wow, let's see the posse. Oh my God. That kid rules. A bunch of kids.

Oh, he's clearing the way. Out of the way. Far right, hands on the head. He's the guy. Oh my God, he's got so many. Look at this group. That's my kid right there. The little Indian boy.

Yes. He's the oldest by 20 years. Look at the little Indian boy when he comes in. He's electric. Yes! Here he comes. Oh, oh, oh. Oh!

That's the reaction. That's the reaction. There's... There's so many little kids. I mean, that's why he's the best. Everybody quits at age 10. Yeah. Are all of them like that? Where there's just little kids everywhere?

Yeah. I would love to see their reaction if he lasted three seconds during sex Kids run into the room Wait so is seven by seven is that like that's gonna be impossible. No you do it No, I can't no I have an eight by eight that I've never been able to do. Do you just stare at it? Yeah, just look at it. What piss you off? It makes me pretty upset. Wait, so it's scrambled in your house Yeah, and you just can't I scrambled it once and it's never oh my god. That's brutal I'm sure I could sit there for a couple hours Can you tell after with a three by three when somebody's missed around stickers? Yeah, I mean I put these on myself

But you could tell what's always someone like tries to do it. Yeah, yeah, you can tell wait You just said the eight by eight you could solve you looked at it for a while probably I mean Bring it in that's sadder than baby shoes Rambled once never solved. Oh Come on now, this is eight by eight All right, so so Santa tell Stefan that you're gonna be busy between 12 And you're gonna Nick's gonna be out so you're going to be busy between 12 to 2 tomorrow. And Nick's going to be out, so you're going to sit in his seat. You don't have to talk.

I just want you trying to solve the 8 by 8. You got to film. Because that will be electric if you get it on the app. Yeah, you got to film that. Yeah. Barstool after dark? Wait, whoa, whoa. Barstool.

This is the world record. That's crazy. No, we're not watching all five minutes. Let's is the world record. That's crazy. No, we're not watching all five minutes. I believe it. He's gonna get it. Holy shit. A lot of the times these bigger ones will break though because they're so fragile and there's so many pieces on them. There have been people that have made like 17 by 17 cubes. They get pretty big.

Do you think if you stared at it for two hours you'd have a chance? chance I need more than two hours all right. What about your seven by seven? I don't have a single sir. What about your six by six? I think I got a five by five and I skipped six and seven all right I'm gonna get you a seven you went right to the eight like a cocky bastard. Yeah, I was pretty cocky about it Yeah, I'll tell you what if you can solve this tomorrow send you a seven by seven What's your standard PR for this one yeah Probably around now probably like best ever best ever I think it was 16 and a half minutes Yes, you just did 21 21. So you're not that rusty

I just I know this could translate to other skills. Yeah, maybe we got a fire the gift Yeah, I appreciate it. You're well your brain is special. We got to figure out. Thank you. We're gonna harness it How are you as a production assistant? I think I'm doing all right, okay? They're you're a better cubist than production assistant. Oh, yeah, are you a better? Are you a better person or cubist I'd like to say person no way probably No way you're high. Yeah, maybe no Yeah, it is you're doing great you are Thank you. You see we got Nick Sirianni in that he was his brain was scrambled

We're like Saquon is way better of a football player than human. He's like no We're like is he a top thousand human in the world. He's like probably not like all right there. We go yeah there It is it's not even close It's not even close all right, so yeah, you're better. You're better cubist in person all right Yeah, and it's not a bad. That's a good. Well. I guess so not that you said it. Yeah, yeah Unless you think you're a top whatever 10th out where you ranked you think in cubists. Oh Not very high living cubists like what 10,000 if you do percentages your put your top 1% easily Of anyone's ever touched a cube. Yeah, like top 0.01 every kid right here, maybe

Yeah, and every stalking right do you ever wish harm upon others even oh oh there you go. There's your ranking your 70,000 There you go, so yeah, you're not at the 70th That's 40 by three outfits in two by two so you're better at the two by two and I'll clock your 14,000 All right, so tomorrow so what you need to do is tonight You need to get your eight by eight to a point where you're like I could probably get this in the next two hours Okay, all right. Don't touch it, but he said I can't get it in two hours. You can't get it in two hours I don't know if I get it at all all right, so just do a little work on it So I'll just a little okay not too much that guy did it in five minutes and 40 seconds, but I'm not that guy

How's the world? that guy. How's the world? Damn side. What a hire. He's good. You think you're predisposed to being good at this or is this something you're just like, fuck it. I'm going to be good at this and it was more of a fuck it. I'm going to be good at this. So have you thought about doing that with something else? I've done that a couple of things and it didn't. Did it work for the other thing? Not as good as the rubies. There is just something about the rubies. Yeah. So you mentioned that your Rubik's Cube started when you were at lacrosse tournament. Your Rubik's Cube career goes up. How'd the lacrosse career go?

Lacrosse I guess went up a little bit as well. I kept playing lacrosse and stopped Rubik's Cubing I guess. Oh, you took a break. Yeah. But I was always a sport athlete. Yeah, yes. You're the Dion Sanders of Rubik's you might be the best athlete that is also ranked nationally in Rubik's Cube It's gotta be yeah. Yeah, maybe that might be it. I take that cool. Never play lacrosse with their Rubik's Cube

No, I haven't oh how have you not? Do any of the guys have nicknames on the circuit? Oh? No, okay first No, does your name end in an apostrophe it does that's cool day what comes after what oh? It's like it's not an apostrophe till day. Oh, it sounds yeah That's pretty damn cool. What's it? What's it till day? It's an apostrophe at the end Sante sae yeah, oh You got it all man that will it should be over the pretty damn cool. Thank you. Would you write it every time in school?

Depends sometimes I got sick of it. What about on scantrons when you have to That's a hat. What do you do with all your safe? Question to wrong Person can do is ignore it till day. Yeah, maybe Alright well, thank you saute you guys eight eight by eight tomorrow it by it. Yeah, I mean if you don't finish it, it's fine. We can just keep going. All right. Until you get it. Good. I'll figure it out.

I want to see this. I want to see the moment. I mean it would be an incredible moment, would you not agree? I would. Yeah. Okay. Thank you guys. Great meeting you.

All right. Great meeting you. It's a solid walk on. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. He's going to be a superstar. Yeah.

How'd you guys find out he was a... Sante, you were going that way before we called you though. Oh, he's got a cue. He's got a cue superstar. Yeah, how'd you guys find out? He's a saute you were going that way before we called you though Well santa's taking over for Ryan I guess and his first day here He was shadowing around Stefan and Stefan pointed to Ryan as he was on the ground waiting for the ambulance. Oh Ryan Yeah, we had a gauntlet injury which you're gonna do as he was on the ground waiting for the ambulance. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's it. Oh, that's it. On to Ryan. Okay. Yeah, we had a gauntlet injury, which you're gonna do. You said you'd do the gauntlet, Ari, but we had an injury where a guy

needed to be stretchered out of here. On the gauntlet? Yeah. No, he was the goalie. He was the goalie, though. You'll be all right. Yeah, it wasn't what you're gonna be doing. Yeah.

How did he hurt himself in the pool? Dope, hardened wood. You wanna do the ad, Nick? I'm good. I can't eat. I had a salad About to eat some beef ring dog. Yeah, yeah, I want one Uber eats Introducing Mike's favorite pizza featuring Mike's hot honey Mod sweet and spicy creation available exclusively on uber eats Mike's favorite pizza combines Maude's Sweet and Spicy Creation, available exclusively on Uber Eats. Mike's Favorite Pizza combines Maude's

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pizza or let Mike's favorite be yours. Order Mod's favorite pizza now on Uber Eats for a limited time. All right. So we promised ball soccer. What are we going to do? Can I open this the way Gruden would open it? Yes, please. Down the middle. All right. What do we got a we got a package from ah You know I love you know I love mods They got some good peets over there

Jacob texted or rather Clemmer texted me the hats are not lost. Oh great Are in a red bag behind Kate. Oh And behind us here. No he brought them yesterday. Oh Does it say what state each one is no great job clever great work? We can watch the videos and figure it out right right the blue ones, Kentucky get a Maryland. It looks like a Maryland finally That was West Virginia that one was highly controversial that was the most controversial damn that's blue Well got political because it was born blue, but became purple oh So definitely blue on the inside yes

Love it be purple borderline all right, that's gonna fill it out nicely Great job clever All right, so who's gonna play ball soccer we spin. Yeah, let's spin not it. We're gonna spin. What's ball soccer? It's those two things right there. Those balls. Oh, thank God. And you're supposed to smash each other, and then the guys yesterday just didn't smash each other. So we've been edging to see someone get smashed.

Does that make any sense? Yeah, it does. When I heard ball soccer for a second, I thought it was nuts. Oh. Well, that's the second game we're going to play. You're going to sit on the middle of the court and we're all going to kick soccer balls at your nuts. Yeah, that's not a real game. Could be. It is now.

Yeah. Listen, Ari, I think you would you'd fit in well with this show because you do some. I mean, you do you do spurt, right? I gave him free drugs. Yeah, like that's a that's something that would happen on this show. Yeah, what a fun time. Was he freaking out? No, he was loving it.

He freaked out later. Freaked out so much. How much acid did you give him? No, it was Molly. Oh. Oh, then he was probably having the time of his life. Time of his life, bro. You should have seen it.

He was loving life, bro. You should have seen it. Yeah, he was loving it dancing Nick you should Nick put a Brandon has hairspray and Nick filled it with vodka without him realizing it the other day the show So you just spraying vodka on your head? Yeah, it's hot as hell. But maybe you should do that with acid I should do with acid. Yeah, that's not bad Spray gotta get it right. You can't let somebody really go to town. You gotta just have a little bit of acid. But you can ingest acid through your hair follicles,

can't you? It's the old wives' tale. Yes, you can. No? I don't know. If it's on your skin, you can get it, isn't it? Wasn't that the thing with Jimi Hendrix? Yeah, he would put it under his,

that's why he wore the bandana. Sounds like we need to myth-bust it. You guys should have Dose Day. Why do you have us? Can I suggest something? Yes. Okay, obviously the producers are gonna have to be involved everybody doesn't know what they're getting in their water just drink it That sounds cool. I like Piss

The placebo would get me I would be yeah one guy will get a placebo for sure See what you feel you see but would work on me 10. I would be like, Oh, yeah. One guy got a placebo for sure. I like to see what you feel. Yeah. See, but would work on me. 10 out of 10, like THC. Oh my God. That would work. Oh, there's a doestack. Brandon. I'll do whatever you guys want to do. Last time we did drugs on the show is a disaster.

Oh, yeah. What happened? I was ripped. Yeah. When you puked,. Yeah overdosed on weed We did monster rip day and he just got a big bong and TJ He went I've never seen the the pigment your skin made it was you were a ghost Yeah, it's not good. Did you have to drink milk that day too? No different different Okay, different thing I do think if we did a little acid as a group and we took a journey. Would be kind of fun.

It would be cool. It would be nice. It would be kind of fun. Then it would go on for another six hours after the show. Yeah. Yeah, true. You need trackers on everybody to see where your map takes you. Oh, we can wear those Kinex bras.

You can follow us on the... We have the Apple thing that we put on mincy Yeah, the side of the highway right now I still oak so Kyle has Stated that he could always figure out if there's a razor blade in his food So every like six months I put a razor blade in something that he's about to eat and I still owe you one You think you can figure it out. I don't think it'd be automatic.

He doesn't think you would hurt him. He takes a bite. He started from Halloween. He was saying like, I don't know why people would put razor blades in food. Yeah. If you were taking a bite of it, you would know right away. When it cuts your mouth.

Yeah. Yeah, we said, well, we'll test it on you. So I've tested a few times and he's figured it out before. Figured it out. Well, actually, one time I didn't let him do it, but put under the in between the cheese and the sauce on a pizza You'd never know you'd bite it. Oh, that's good. Have a slice of that pizza. I've been doing cupcakes, but yeah, I like that Yeah, it's such a full pizza. I guess if it was vertical then it would cut me, but if it was horizontal I think I would just bite in the middle in the middle of it

Didn't think about pizza though Maybe some stuffed crust. Oh Yeah, I would do that I would do it drugs too, okay Drugs were in there Careful on 30 probably like 30 minutes later At the hospital are you saying you would eventually know there was a razor blade I would be able to figure it out. There was a razor blade in that sure you

All right, so spin for ball soccer Contact ball soccer yeah, Ari's on there to me off Ari Already got to be on there. Yeah, maybe to Kate. I've got a broken back. Yeah, I'm going to get I'm going to get sealed up today What? What are you getting sealed up? Like an IV drip that's gonna seal in all the drugs All right, I'm in yeah, I got some of the rules I'm in yeah, I got some of the rules Oh, yeah, it's Arivers

Take me to pound town Fuck him up. I gotta wear those suits. This was just as possible. Yeah, okay That's literally what I just said to chat if I clear the bubble. I think no I think look even my little man wins on this one Yeah, but he's not gonna be able to see Dawes a soccer guy too yeah, yeah, Zod do you want to if you don't want to so you don't have to Do you want to if you don't want to say you don't have to we can she's already on his already in there Wow All right get out there Ari just realized Zah. Guess which one's Zah's. Wait a second. Come on, Zah. Fuck him up.

Zah's hair looks great. Yeah, it does. Zah is thick. If Zah can't do it, he's going to have a great center of gravity. Yeah, that's one. A-okay. Tell them the straps go over your shoulders. The straps go over the shoulders.

The handles go in your hands. Straps go over the shoulders, then the handle's in your hands. Oh, no. Zah. Can you get it, Zah Oh it's good. Who put Zah in? Go get the... Is Zah wearing slippers? Just fuck him up Zah. It's wearing AD slippers. Just fuck him up. It's wearing a beat Steven. I think you got to be on deck I want to see you in this bubble. Okay, damn the wheel You just know Steven would go I feel like Zah's gonna dominate this no yeah I feel like Zah's also really good soccer

I think he has got to tuck his arms and otherwise gonna snap his little wrist I don't think the soccer is the point the ball is it's past Zah's knees He's gonna be not able to not fall down like he's gonna have no he's gonna go flying. Oh, yeah, maybe we don't do this They have huge bubbles around them. They're not gonna get her gigantic bubbles if his arms are sticking out. That's what I'm worried about No, no Alright, is Ari smart Is this oh that on upside down? Yeah, I feel like It is already smart.

I thought so. Is that on upside down? Yeah, I feel like their arms should be on like that. It's difficult to get on because you're supposed to put it on like a backpack, but then the handles are kind of at groin level. There he goes, okay. What a matchup. I've been wanting to see this matchup for years.

Yep. Oh no. If they make this... I hope some rock better be careful. This is too entertaining. We might have the flimmer replaced. There we go. They're going. Wow. All right, here we go.

Fucking asshole. All right, take? Fucking asshole. God damn it, Ari. All right, Che, get out there. Che's going to tap in for his, uh. Come on, Ari. You motherfucker. Ari canceled again. He's not going to do it again, is he?

Try and get him up. Lukey, you want to help him up? Wow, it are you all right? You want to go again or chae will chase ready to go to maybe let's talk in his look It's not get your look back. It's not get him once Get him once That's yeah, that was So keep going

Thought it would go different is heavy he's strong. He has a yeah. Yeah, I Am interested in this yeah now che It's a really gonna try I he better well better because the other guy's gonna try all right This guy knocked down Zah He'd Zah didn't like Went below his knees which was tough this guy just like attacking non-whites. Oh, yeah, okay get the vengeance Why is he in it? Yeah, they're totally different. Oh, yeah, you're upside down already. You gotta switch it.

Oh, is this supposed to be over the head? Oh, that makes sense. So you can roll and like hit. Now just slide it over without the arm holes. Yeah. We have some of the brightest people here. You should go against Maresh next and just minority speed run.

Yeah. That's a good one. They would go up top, right? Yeah. Zah, that was a valiant Yeah. Well, that's a good thing. It was going up top, right? Yeah. Zah, that was a valiant effort. Yeah, that was tough. My knees, it was like down to my ankles. I could have moved in bed.

You're right. Wine on the rock. You want your turn. Yeah, it's not going to be too much weight. Yeah. Yeah. Ari's a good fit. He didn't even ask questions.

He was just like, yeah, I'll do it. I guess we should expect that from a guy who just just feels way ticket to Feels like a great match is a great match. Yeah size wise everything Watch Che going so far back. This makes me nervous All right, I don't think they can get hurt right right? They bowled. Oh, they're fine. Three, two, one, go. Oh, god. Yeah, get him, Jay! Oh! Oh!

Holy fuck! There you go, Jay! He went down. Did he land on his asses or the bubble? Yes. Oh, good defense. I think it's whoever commits first. Yeah.

Oh, he can get them right now. His back is turned. Back turned. There's balls everywhere. It is. His back's turned. You gotta feed him balls. I think this should be called bubble soccer, not ball soccer. Oh, yeah.

A little redundant. Soccer is balls. Soccer, but with balls. Oh, almost scored. I think somebody should be feeding them the balls so they don't have to chase after them. Yeah, they were I think they're supposed to protect your legs Why yeah, it's clear. Every every ass is a knees.

I want to go get shit. I don't know. Are ours good? Yeah. Can't let the mom and me can't look. I don't want anyone to scrape their knee. They're full of bubble. Hurt their toes. You put bubbles on in order to not get hurt. These are designed to do what they're doing.

These are for bubble ball. It looks like Dan's putting on riders trying to... Dan's going to get hurt. Nobody quite knows how to do it. Oh yeah, Dan's going to get hurt. That's fine. Mm-hmm. It'd be worse to get hurt and you're still in the bubble. He could stretch it off his head. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

What? No. What? I don't care. That fat fuck from Indiana is calling me out. Yeah, I'm a pussy. That's fine. Don't talk about Rick like that.

Is he calling you out for not doing the thing yesterday? Oh, he's calling me out. He wanted to meet me in the bubble. Oh, he wanted to meet you in the bubble. I'm not meeting an all Big Ten offensive lineman in the bubble? When you think about it. Yeah, that would make sense. When you think about it, though, he's the only one

who has anything to lose. I have plenty to lose mm-hmm. I Spent the first 30 minutes y'all didn't notice I was stretching up It was either had a cramp or was having a heart attack and I kind of I want to get pump I raise my I want pummel to I want yeah, Katie is Kyle. I want him to pummel me Wait, yeah, cuz your head can hit how can we find a video a how-to video with these things? Well, it's not gonna cover the whole body. How do they do it?

At no point is it gonna cover the whole body. Yeah, yeah, their heads are out. Their heads are out. You're right, big cat. Their heads are in. Their heads are in. Oh, I don't, maybe he lifts it with his hands then? Yeah, you know.

Let's just go until somebody gets hurt. I don't. Oh yeah, it's the head covered. Oh shit, so Chay's right. Chay's right. Oh, you're upside down, big cat. When you fell, your like ass or knees hit first. I'm going know it's a head covered. Oh shit, so chaise right chaise right Oh, you're upside down, but you're like ass or knees hit first. No. Yeah, oh, you're just doing that way, okay? Well, they're also playing on grass. They're also killed over like my foot just dumb. Oh just running to each other's harsh can To father's of three two one go

You got to just commit Charge you just got a job. They doing yeah, you got to just commit a charge you just got a job. They doing check you got to go Now the plan soccer Get in there Get in there. Oh, too easy. Oh! Get him, Jay! Get him, Jay!

Jay! Get him, Jay! Okay, you're running out of room. And they're gone. Oh, God! That sounds so loud! Does he hurt? I don't know. Is he hurt? He's rocking like he's hurt. It is fun.

You got bubble soccer boys. Yeah, really good. Clean game. Damn, that is fun. A lot of breath. Clean game. Damn that is fun. It'd be fun to play with like 5v5. On like a trampoline. You know what's coming? On a trampoline? You know that basketball league that was on a trampoline?

Oh, slam ball. Like that on a slam ball court. Doing it Kyle? That was good clean fun that was like that's fun How did I not know he was gonna fucking? ha Hell yeah short rib French onion soup What it's ribs, parmesan, special meal, and some beer cheese. He can't eat.

I can't eat, I'm too full. I just got on the treadmill and walked two and a half miles this morning, my sweat smelled so bad. The damage is done though from that. I don't know how you recover from a night like that. How many pounds do you think you're keeping from that? What? How many pounds do you think are staying on you?

A bunch. You think? Yeah, I lost my stomach last night. How many pounds do you think you're keeping from that? What? How many pounds do you think are staying on you for the night? A bunch. You think? Yeah. Wait, when was this? My stomach last night. That, what, was what? The dog, Doug, that was last night.

That was 1 a.m. last night. How are you guys here? It was just him. He's committed to the game. I had a fun laugh though this morning showing my kids the video. Have you thrown up? Yeah, oh they loved it, loved it. Were you laugh though this morning showing my kids the video. Have you thrown up? Yeah, oh they loved it. Loved it. Were you hungover this morning?

I felt like my stomach, like when you wake up full, it's the worst feeling ever. I woke up full. My kids were like, oh because you ate too many treats, that's why you don't eat too many treats. Exactly. So wait, what percentage of it did you throw up? Uh. Say.

Probably three out of four milkshakes. Okay. And then I don't know what else. not the food cuz I did wait yourself before and after no, I should have I should have I'm out of breath. I think yeah, there's like a few more eating challenges in the pipeline to how Tate is going to be disgusting They're just when you get in those eating challenges to you get Like once you get to that wall,

there's just, you feel helpless. You're like, I'm on camera and I can't do anything. And if you're watching, you're like, why can't they eat a fry? Why can't they take a sip of lemonade? You know what I mean? Play it out of order. Yeah, it's just like, I don't know what to say.

I can't take a sip of lemonade right now. All right, you wanna do the gauntlet, Ari? Yeah, I wanna do the gauntlet. All right, let's set up the gauntlet. Is this your first time in this office? Yeah. I was with you guys right before you moved. Yeah, yeah, you came in, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, this place is, we've had a bunch of comedians. Yeah, I remember you talking about the Lakers championship. The bubble championship. That does not count. It does not count. I went to a KFC live show once, and you submitted a video to them, and it was of your asshole.

I don't remember that, but that story tracks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. On the big screen, saw it. Projected well. Nice. Yeah, man. That's pretty awesome. You still have that video?

I think they destroyed the tapes Is there any good comedian beef going on right now, oh, yeah, who's who's beefing with who we can't talk about it Oh, that's I hate that. I wish I wish there was a fucking Adam Schefter half The beef is you're a loser for doing this. Yeah, you can't join in with them I need I need like an insider who's like, oh, who's willing to break it down? Yeah, who's now being involved? Yes. Yes. Yes. Who's like I said this first getting scoot? Yes. Oh, I heard this guy's like, you know, who was standing in the back of the comedy seller shitting on his set. I mean, oh, yeah, they do. Yeah, what's used to just be about who's fucking who's ex? Yeah, it was like noble. Now it's, yeah, now it's like, oh, I think your comedy sucks.

Yeah, we talk, yeah. Is comedy incestual when it comes to like banging an ex? Yeah, we're all around each other. Yeah, right. So it's like gonna happen. Also, we're all whores, so like the men and the women. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm asking my brothers with so many, so many comics. Yeah. And then you find out later, if it's all done, we're like, wait, you fucked it? Or it's like 10 years ago. Like, all right, no, it's no feelings there. So it's cool. Yeah, I need a beef.

I wonder who I'm not, Eskimo Brothers. Maybe not Shane. Shane and I are going to do a tour of the CIA next month. What? What? Yeah, he knows somebody in there or something. They're gonna give us a fucking door shit. Yeah He's on tour everywhere right now. He's on tour everywhere So what's so break down the gauntlet? Okay? Should I be smoking a cigarette during this yeah?

Want to probably wouldn't help you, but you could would it hurt me though. Yeah, probably But you would look cool all right, and you'll have an asterisk I love that also we get the the leaderboard because he wants to know what comedians I Can't remember is it Sam town is number one right now rainy with those fucking fat thighs like rainy I oh yeah, Mike rainy had an awesome time Chef Donnie oh Have we thought are you garbage Aryan Foster's that far down? Yeah wait what cam Newton? Yeah, cam Newton struggled

So what Mike Rainey's you wear his outfit? Yeah All right, so Sam town and Mike Rainey, I think sodors got a pretty good time as well Tommy Pope fell apart Tommy Pope fell apart still will text me like maybe once a month being like I got fucking screwed on the gauntlet cuz we had our Like the the shot net up where it rebounds for you, so he had to like change his arc So he's still upset about it, which I love is there a strategy I should know about no just go fast So it ends with trivia. Yeah, or cool. That's so hurt me. You have to get ten total answers of it's like it's totally random So it's like there'll be 12 categories you can hop around from category category

You should have to get ten total. I like a lot of weed No, but sometimes but Ari sometimes it will be very like it'll be like for NFC West teams You'll be good on so you could just like we'll help you to get one wrong done. No no You just gotta get ten total and there's probably like 40 answers on there right look here's one so like that Teams doc Rivers have been the head coach for yeah tell them it won't be any of these questions It won't be any completely different questions Green red blue yellow it's like you get three of them Yeah, yeah, and you only have to answer one or two off you like the time stops when you get ten total right?

So you can hop around you you don't even have to look at nine movies featuring Seth Rogen and James Franco you don't have to say anything you know what I mean you can find it you can find one ranks of the US Army I thought there's four it's just an example you just say the four you know and move on to whatever right there's no you don't have to complete any master sergeant come on You can't say that anymore All right, so yeah, it starts with Cornhole you get one. You just got to get one in Guys know he looks like fatter Shane. Yeah, he does. Yes, so he played he's played center at Indiana this past year that tracks Yeah, yeah, and he could be

He he like could be a fifth round draft pick in the NFL, and he's like, nah, fuck it, I'll just do the dug-dug challenge with everyone else. At least join the draft, and then just choose not to. Now he's like, nope. Get that signing bonus and take off. He was the one who said he shit his pants last night. That was the big splatter of Puke.

Oh, oh, oh, yep. You might remember him from such hits as the big splatter. The walk away, you could have walked away if someone had done that before. So I got to score a goal off him. I got to hit one cornhole. All right, so you start with cornhole. Hit one cornhole.

You guys call it bags or cornhole? Bags. Cornhole. Where are you from? Cornhole, bags. Bags is like Arkansas. All right, so oh, Brandon just looked up. Did I get it wrong, Brandon?

I'm sorry. Oh, Brandon just looked up. I got it wrong Brandon, I'm sorry. Alright, so one shot in cornhole, then you got to shoot those three soccer balls, you have to shoot the first three from there, but once you shoot those three, you can score from anywhere. So you can get as close as you want to try to score. Do I got to rebound them? Yeah, you'll have rebounders helping you. and you can score from anywhere. Then you got to

go to the wiffle ball. You got to hit one with a ball home run, which is just above this level of the studio. Yeah. Just throw it up yourself. That's harder. Then you got to throw one football through just any of those body armor holes from half from how far from where the footballs are, pretty much. Okay. Three pointer, three pointer, trivia. So you get a hit, three pointer on one end,

go to the other end, hit a three pointer. Three pointer on one end, that's gonna hurt. Yep. And then another one on that end. And then another one, yeah. You allowed any warmup or no? Uh, no. Damn it.

Haven't shot a basketball in fucking two years. You could you know what shoot one warm-up? Okay? Let's just see Thanks, buddy. It's gonna be an air ball He's there would have a sig there's gotta be rolling up All right, here's his one warm-up. And... We think airball? Bad rack. Do we have a pump here? I don't think so. Okay. Nope, we've never pumped a ball. Bad rack? Tire rack is a danger to me.

Whole rack. Flat rack. Yeah, that's our flat rack. All right, here comes the one shot, one warm-up shot. Air ball. The air ball. Couldn't tell you. Such a Scosche backboard.

Okay. Scosche. One more warm-up. Oh, all right, all right. All right, you're starting with cornhole. And Brandon, follow Brandon. Brandon, you're starting with cornhole. Brandon, you're starting with cornhole. Brandon, you're starting with cornhole. Brandon, you're starting with cornhole. Brandon, you're starting with cornhole. Oh, all right, all right.

All right, you're starting with cornhole. And Brandon, follow, Brandon will help you throughout. All right, you can't touch the bags till we say go. Soccer. Just if you get confused, Brandon will tell you. What Brandon will tell you what did Sam get what did Sam get like 237 maybe yeah yeah yeah 237 237 all right TJ you ready yes okay here we go three two one go all right Three, two, one, go. Here we go. All right.

Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Right here. The hole. Uh-oh. Oh. Oh, no.

That's great. Oh, no. Oh, airbag. Got it. No. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

He was talking kind of cocky. Oh, fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. He was talking kind of cocky. Oh fuck. Didn't he approach you about doing the gauntlet? Well no, I was just like, you want to do the gauntlet before I even explain? He's like, yeah. Oh man.

This is catastrophe. Oh. I don't know man. No, no Good assist I Mean you gotta get one in He's falling apart Ari this is my favorite. What is happening? What are you doing? I don't know. Hey. Oh no. He won't act.

But he will be bad. Is this the worst? I mean, something, the big cat was like doing trivia. Yeah. He was. Oh my god. Something to think about. Oh.

I'm so very amazed. I think you just gotta call it game You can't play. Oh my God. We're on D low watch. You're on D low watch officially. Ari, this is nuts. Lefty. This is how you can shoot from anywhere. And in playing final destination, he was like, can I have you're in? You're good. You're good. Baseball. I smoke a cigarette during this.

Maybe one of that is the loophole. Like I'll smoke a stick. Good hack, though. Good contact. Oh, close. though. Good contact. Oh. Close. Direct big cat hit.

Okay. Nice bunt. Run it out. I guess the good news for Ari is that he's gonna just leave the country for a while. That's good, yeah. Oh. Oh no.

And this is a lot of stream time. Oh no. Why did he show right Yeah, I'm in Kobe fans cheering right now. I believe he was a NCAA golfer. Oh Wow, was he I don't know that could be wrong there. It is stop. Oh, no. No, it's not It's not there. Oh There it is. Oh You didn't beat Sam Towns not. It's not there. There it is. You didn't beat Sam Talon's time.

It's still. There it is. Football. Football, football, football, football. No. Step up a little. This, we might be breaking yesterday's live stream record Like you wanted to know Sam's record like yeah, it's crazy that's

So many people have done worse than this yeah, yeah how Right actually isn't that time outside of the corn we've gotten fives here come the air balls the trivia have an extra minute easily though he seems to know things what would you call that Titus when you swish without underneath? Yeah, Titus. Oh. I don't know if there's a term for that. I just call it a polar swish.

A polar swish? Yeah. Oh, I like that. Southside swish. Yeah. Polar swish. Hey. Hey.

Yeah, he's going to probably beat Cam Newton. Kobe. Oh, Kobe. Kobe. Yeah, trivia, trivia, trivia. Sit down. Here we go. The worst time. Five states to border the Pacific Ocean.

That's easy. Oregon, Washington, Hawaii, Alaska, California. Four teams in the AFC East. That's easy. Oregon, Washington, Hawaii, Alaska, California, four teams in the AFC East. That's easy. Uh, the bills, bangles, dolphins, uh, fucking bangles, dolphins, four colors of starburst, uh, yellow, uh, strawberry. What are we talking about? That's the color. Yeah. four colors of Starburst Yellow yeah Strawberry that's the color. Yeah, the cover a chair. No. No, those are color yellow pink red Yeah Or 48 insane what better than 448 what I'm good

237 you You're on cornhole. God damn Sam right there. there. They're one above Brandon Marsh fucking cornhole killed me Yeah, cornhole killed you two minutes just in a cornhole. That was crazy. I've never seen anything like that All right, all right, all right, hold on Be cam Newton that is nice fuck huge You also beat more of the magician. More magic. Who else did he beat? He's got some other hands.

God damn it. Um, Skech. Nick Coletti. La Muhammad. Damn it, damn it, damn it. Fucking Cornell. I must have been over two minutes just on that. Basketball wasn't great.

Who are these losers? Tommy Pope. Paul Skeens, you dominated. Delaney Walker. Chris O'Connor. That's what wasn't great. These losers Tommy Pope five all skeins you dominate Jerry O'Connell calls his long hair. No, he's the picture of the pirates pitcher like the best pitcher in baseball your second time beatings out today Paul skeins was all able all the sparkle though, right? Yeah big cat blindfolded Where was my cigarettes He didn't. Big cat blindfolded. Yeah. Yeah, I did a blindfold. God, that's fucking embarrassing. Oh. Where was my cigarettes?

Because I didn't have a fucking cigarette. How? So you were pretty cocky going into that. Yeah. What was going on there? I mean, I was a lot more winded than I thought I'd be. I didn't have that cigarette. That was it?

That was the second worst of it. That would make you less winded? Yeah, because it opens up your lungs. Yeah, that's true. I don't know what the fuck happened with cornhole. I just panicked. It was so bad, dude. It was like, I just like,

it was so bad. I just like, it was blowing up there. Little more arc would have been nice. Little more arc, yeah. I was trying to get a slide up. What, you guys don't fucking chalk up your board? I don't know. I don't know. It't chalk up my board.

It's on us. Statistically almost impossible what you did on Cornhole. I mean, I was, I wasn't even hitting the board. My five year old could have beaten that. You should have. Or disown him. That was awful. Guys, I have disrespected this show.

No, no, we've disrespected ourselves many many many times. Yeah, we drank it on a man's and also you passed the test of if you're down for anything then you're yeah, people said no. Yeah, people have said no. The fuck would say no to cornhole and basketball stuff and Dave

Portnoy. Portnoy wouldn't do it. No, he said his shoulder sass said no halfway through. Yeah, quit halfway through with her last time. I'm not doing it Yeah, he said I'm done. I'm done I was cool though. I wasn't here for that. Yeah Like yeah, I won't pull any football your sass

second basketball Dnf goldfinger from the band Goldfinger. No, I wish not in turn in turn. Yeah from the band Goldfinger? No, I wish. Not quite. Intern. Intern, yeah. Second basketball, that was second shot. Yeah.

That was the only thing I fucking was good at. Kobe fans are gonna have a field day with that. Still better than him now. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what. It's awesome. It's awesome.

Damn, and I really wanted to be the same talent. Alright, well Ari, thank you. We should spin the wheel. Friday is Brandon Walker's funeral. So everyone get excited. Is everyone going to prepare something? We got to dress in black, right? As you do for a funeral, I'll send a video from afar. OK.

I'll send my asshole if you want. Yeah, actually, please. We would love that. That would be great. Just text it to me. To Brandon. Text it to Danny. To Danny.

Is he going to be a pussy about getting in the coffin? Yeah. What's his funeral for? His last day at Barstow's contracts up on Sunday. Sunday, yeah. So we don't know if he resigned or not, so we're gonna do a funeral for him on Friday. I think it's weird that resigned is so close to resigned.

Same spelling, yeah. Nicky Smokes. Yeah, we had a guy who got resigned here and he got a sign at a club that just said resigned. Yeah, bottles. And brightest. He also got resigned at a flat rate and like was like, and the conversation was Dave was like

Hey, should we re-sign Nikki? I was like, yeah, whatever and then he was like fuck you haters Said I couldn't do it You guys are having a fucking blast in this show. Yeah, it's so much fun. We are Very fun was in New York. It's very fun Yeah, we have everything here. Yeah, we have everything here. We do. We do stupid shit all the time.

No cigarettes. Everything about cigarettes. There should be more of those. That one. You're just barely making the budget work. Oh, should we call 1V1 someone on the train real quick? I would like to, yeah. Yeah, all right, all right, let's finish with that.

I would like to do it for steaks. Spin the wheel and let's see who's going up against each other The last ad first, but oh yeah last ad. Oh yeah, Nick you got to do it Jacob And nobody's in there for the wheel This episode is brought to you by new Amsterdam vodka the official vodka of Barstool sportsool Sports. Whether your team just won the game, your buddy got promoted, or you're having an amazing day, you can celebrate your wins with New Amsterdam Vodka. Whether it's with juice, with soda, or a classic New Amsterdam mule, you can't go wrong. It's also super affordable.

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I have concerns about it being. All right, we'll set it back up and do the train tomorrow. In the right place, because they had to move it from Gauntlet. All right, we'll do the train tomorrow. We'll run the train tomorrow. No, we found this crazy German game where they, you drop a marble, and it has to to like it goes around the spinny thing

and then it has to drop into the train and so you get one marble you get to go and then you have to blindfold and the other person goes so you can't time it up it's pretty electric and there's certain points like I was a bucket it's the best thing that Germans have done with trains let's say that yeah that's easy yeah easy. Yeah. Way to set the bar low. Yeah. Very low. All right, let's spin the wheel. Nope.

There it is. No. Okay, we're good. Wet is if it hits on wet, one person has to just go get in the shower. It's still. Yeah. It's not fun. You would like, you know,

you should maybe come back sometime for Plinko Day. We have a Plinko about. Oh yeah. That's maybe the greatest game of all time. Anywhere definitely on prices, right? Yeah. And for what, money? No, we do it for stupid stuff.

Last, we played it on Friday and every, like half the show just ended up getting antiqued Yeah, yeah So then yes, you know our Plinko, you know exactly what we're talking about All right, Ari, there's still tickets or no in shot just for tonight for tomorrow. There's all right, so go buy tickets Sunday, maybe see Ari Thanks so much, man Special on Netflix out right now. Yes Look special. All right. We'll see you tomorrow It's the Yak! It's the Yak! Get your straws, yak style, and save for the wall. It's the Yak!

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