The Yak - The Boys Get Busy in a Banana Bread Bake-Off | The Yak 12-6-23

Episode Date: December 6, 2023

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Are we on? I got you. Oh, wait. Wait, now I hear. My headphones are good. Chopper, Chopper, Niner. He's just talking to us. He's just talking to us. Steven's just talking to us while we're on the show.

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baking they've are i think they just put their banana breads in oh wow because i didn't want to know what each one looked like because we don't want to. It has to be a blind test. Okay. I don't want to spoil anything, but I walked by Dave, and he was arguing with Donnie that onion is a fruit. Two of our best culinary minds. That's a great snippet to just be like walking by here one sentence. You hear Dave go, onions are fruit.

I just let out an audible gasp as soon as I heard it. That's definitely Dave getting like sausage, peppers, and onions and being like, got my fruits today. Well, don't forget. Let me make sure he's not right. Oh, fuck, yeah. Let's actually. I think it's tomatoes and fruits, right?

It is like the opposite of a fruit to me. So let's not forget, Dave did present Donnie doing summer at a Michelin restaurant as a negative. Yes. Well, yeah. He thinks he's better than us. He lost. Yes, thank you. The bulb.

Delete your history. This is bad. We even did this. Yeah, come on. It's a bulb that grows in the ground. It's such a vegetable. A fruit has seeds on the inside. I think a fruit grows on the inside.

It might be the most vegetable. I think it tastes sweet. It's a bulb that grows in the ground. It's such a vegetable. A fruit has seeds on the inside. I think a fruit grows on the inside. It might be the most vegetable. I think it tastes sweet. It's a fruit. Fair. They're sweet onions, though. Oh, shit. Yeah, fruits have seeds. Is that so?

Vegetables, or else you couldn't have more vegetables. Well, bananas don't have seeds. Yeah, they do. I think we did this when we were here. Bananas have seeds? Yes. Every fruit and vegetable has seeds. Yeah, but I don't know the banana.

Where's the seeds on bananas? Wait, where's lettuce seeds? Every fruit and vegetable has seeds? What's a potato seed? No, they come from seeds. What's a potato seed? Oh, no. Potato is a tuber.

You just plant the potato. But no, tomatoes, you open up and you see the seeds right there. Yeah, but I think you see banana seeds on the inside, right? No. Let's look at the inside of a banana. There's no seeds. No, bananas grow on a banana tree, but how do you grow banana trees? Isn't there a flower

to the plant, and then that has... That has the seeds. Right? Does a cucumber have seeds? Yes. Yes. You guys are gonna hate this, maybe. Eggplant is a fruit. What? It looks like a fruit from the outside. If you didn't know what it tasted like, it would say

fruit. Yeah, that's a juicy, juicy fruit. I think we can all agree there's no way of knowing what's a fruit and what's a vegetable. There's simply no way. That's why they make it fruits and veggies. Onion is the most vegetable, though. Yeah. It's broccoli. Broccoli and Brussels sprouts are very good.

Broccoli, I think, might be the number one most vegetable. Yeah. Because it's just like, eh, broccoli. Broccoli is also a perfect vegetable where it's like you have to put a shitload of butter and other things to make it good. Or like cheesy broccoli. Yeah, is broccoli the most vegetable vegetable? No one's just eating broccoli. Or convincing yourself that roasting it makes it taste better.

Yeah, you got to do all kinds of shit to it. That's the true mark of a vegetable. Nothing about it tastes like food. like texture wise feels like yeah it's its own feels like it's like eating alien it's like a tree i like broccoli nobody likes bro i love broccoli yeah i do raw broccoli i mean just straight raw broccoli straight broccoli by itself i could dip it in broccoli's good broccoli's good a lot of vegetables are just vessels for ranch. I don't think it's zero good. But it's good with ranch. There we go. You can make it good, but it's not good by itself.

Broccoli cheddar soup. I like steamed broccoli. Yeah, cheddar broccoli soup is fantastic. You're just eating the cheddar, though. So just like you're eating broccoli out of it. Right. You've got to add things to broccoli to make it good. I think broccoli's good. Beef and broccoli is good. You think like plain broccoli's? Yeah, I mean, obviously dipping it in chocolate and cheese would be broccoli and

chocolate. Chocolate, broccoli, chocolate, covering it, smothering it in ice cream would make it better. Now you're just getting carried away. But I think broccoli is fine. Broccoli is one of my favorite foods. No, I hate broccoli. I've always hated broccoli. That might be that makes it the most special.

The thing about broccoli, people say that. It tastes like absolute ass. You said it, too. There's something in your throat, Steven. It's not one of your favorite foods. It is. I don't have it straight raw, but yeah, beef with broccoli. When I go to Red Robin, I get the bottomless broccoli.

Oh, you do get the bottomless broccoli. Maybe it is. Oh, I forgot about that. Steamed broccoli. Broccoli's probably in my top 20. I think most vegetable, vegetable, I think carrot has to be in there. Carrots are supreme. No, because it's orange.

You think a vegetable is green. Carrots is its own thing. Not carrots. There's more fruit. Carrots are fruit? It's sweeter. Yeah, it's got to be green. I think the most vegetable, vegetable.

It has to be broccoli. Green. And then celery. You can't have broccoli cake. You can have zucchini bread. Oh, yeah. Carrot to be broccoli. Yeah. And then celery. You can't have broccoli cake. You can have zucchini bread. Oh, yeah. Carrot cake is delicious. Yeah.

There's no broccoli. Broccoli is the most vegetable vegetable. You were wrong with that, T. Let's tier vegetables. Asparagus? Based on how vegetable. So we're just going green. Well, it's got to be.

Not how good it is. The vegetable-ness of the vegetables. That's what we're tiering. Let's tier most vegetable vegetables. How vegetable are you? Based off taste on how vegetable they are. I love these. Like broccoli is the most.

Without doubt. That's S tier. What is the number one thing Al Michaels is not eating? Broccoli. Yeah. Yeah. Broccoli. Yeah.

I'll try a carrot, but fuck you if you try broccoli. He wouldn't even consider broccoli. I love these episodes that we do where it's like if you- That's a lot of green. Just from the beginning, it sounds like we've been having this fight for four hours. We are all so passionate. The energy is already so high. There's a lot of green on there.

Yeah, but pumpkin, TJ Gray called pumpkin that. These are all super vegetable. We're not doing this on taste. We're doing it on vegetable. Corn is an F. Pumpkin is F. Do you think corn's an F? No, corn's a D.

Corn's a vegetable, though. It's pretty vegetable. It's a treat. You can put it in cornbread, candy corn. I mean, just because it's good doesn't mean. Eggplants, F. Yeah's pretty vegetable. It's sweet. You can put it in cornbread, candy corn. Just because it's good doesn't mean... Eggplants, F. Candy corn and corn are not the same thing. Bell peppers. Eggplants, a decoy. Yeah, put it in.

Tomato is F. Wait, what are you putting in? I don't know if tomato is F. Avocado. Avocado shouldn't be here at all. Avocado's got to go F. That's not F at all. Avocado's got to go F. That's an F for sure. Avocado's an F for sure. The most.

But it's still kind of a vegetable to me. No, because it's too gooey on the inside. That's fruity. Let's go with some A's. The most, or the S, the most vegetable vegetables. Let's put broccoli up there. Let's put broccoli. And onion.

Artichoke. Onion's A. Cauliflower. Beets. All these things suck. If you look at beets for the first time, you'd be like, I bet you that tastes like a strawberry. Isn't cauliflower not real? I thought that was kale.

Humans invented one of broccoli or cauliflower based on the other one. Potato can't be vegetable. Potato can't be fruit, but I also don't think it's very vegetable. I think asparagus. Potatoes C or D. I think potatoes C. I think cucumber is low because it goes in water. We should have the potato.

And it becomes a pickle. Yeah, and it can become a pickle. Cucumber's a fruit. Cucumber's a fruit. You put it on your eyes when you're at a— Yeah, that's not a vegetable. What's that got to do with anything? It has a lot to do with it.

It was a great point. Thank you. How many other vegetables do you put on your— This debate really comes down to who can say something about the item quick enough. I think Brussels sprouts would be yes. Yeah, you're right. Good point. Brussels sprouts would be yes.

Brussels sprouts would be yes. Kale S. Good call, Brandon. Onion, red onion. No, no, no, no. Kale? What? Kale is very vegetable.

I don't know. Kale is just a- Artichoke is very vegetable. I don't even believe kale really exists. Yeah, kale is more of an outdoor bedding. Yeah, arugula and kale. I don't consider kale food.

Outdoor boys sleeps on kale. That's their base. Sweet potato, low. I think lettuce is an S-tier vegetable. Are we just going to stand for kale sitting up there? Yeah, kale should go down and lettuce should be replacing it. Ginger, low. How do you put lettuce up there and Yeah, kale should go down and lettuce should be replacing it.

Ginger low. How do you put lettuce up there and not cabbage? Ginger's more of a fossil than a vegetable. I agree. I think celery's in us. Wait a minute, boys. Cabbage patch kids? This room might be divided here.

Peas. Peas are super vegetable. Mid-range. No, mid because they're sweet. They're so vegetable. They're sweet. Peas? Peas are good.

You're just going on the acidity of it? Yeah. The most vegetable vegetable is something you just don't want to eat. TJ, I don't think garlic's F. I think garlic's D. How is garlic a vegetable at all? Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, what does make garlic a vegetable?

I think Italians just decided it was a vegetable. Okay, zucchini's pretty high. No, because you put it in zucchini bread and it's like sweet. Yeah, maybe it was a vegetable. Okay, zucchini is pretty high. No, because you put it in zucchini bread. But it's not low. Yeah, maybe that's a B. Zucchini is B. I think edamame is a D. That's great.

This is awesome. Yeah, peas are too dainty. Too dainty to be a vegetable. Vegetables are more threatening. I don't know if edamame is a- Yeah, like I couldn't picture a masculine-ass farmer callous on his hands overall. Peas? Fucking peas.

Spinach is at least A. Guys, peas are super vegetable. Spinach is A. Spinach is A or S? Spinach is A. I don't think edamame is B because edamame you're always eating with sushi. No, D. I was saying D. Oh, D. Yes, I agree with that.

Because it's not really a vegetable because you're really just, it's like. That's an appetizer. Yeah, you're just. They're like swaggy peas too. They're swaggy. Yeah, they are swaggy peas. Nick Young's. Mushroom's more of a meat to me.

We're going to have to decide what to do with onion. Mushroom's. I know. I'm afraid to get to that point. It's going to meat to me. We're going to have to decide what to do with onion. Mushrooms. I know. I'm afraid to get to that point. It's going to come to blows. Bell peppers, low? Low, because imagine looking at them for the first time. No, I like bell peppers, yeah.

They look fruity, though. On the outside, they look fruity. It might be a D, even. I think D. Bell peppers are good. And you could eat just a slice of bell pepper. Dan is literally just going like, do I like it? Yeah.

If you're good, you're not a fan. What's a trademark of a vegetable? You don't want to eat it. It tastes yucky. But you have to eat it. But you don't want to. I think carrots are high. You guys are too negative on the carrots.

Carrots aren't low. Carrots have high vegetable energy. No, they don't. They do. Carrot cake, yeah. You carrot cake. You have the carrot and ranch. Like, what are you talking about?

I think C is fair for carrots. Yeah, C or D. I agree with what Kyle said about mushrooms. It does feel, mushrooms feel like a meat. More of a, yeah. They feel like a, like you throw them on pizza if you don't want. Yeah, the only time I eat mushrooms is like as a topper on a steak. Yeah, maybe D for mushroom.

I think asparagus should be really high up. I agree. I agree. 100%. Asparagus. Oh, yeah. Good for a i think asparagus should be really high up i agree i agree yeah 100 asparagus oh yeah good for it he smelled gross that's a veggies veggie yeah yeah that is or mcdonald of vegetables all the other vegetables like he's not as popular as the carrot but all the other but we love it is your favorite vegetables favorite vegetables yeah that's right yes yes celery is always talking about asparagus and what they do. But celery's a little too watery. It is, and also celery, you can make buffalo chicken dip.

And it's about the company you keep. He's with Bell Peppers, and he's with maybe carrots. I'd say switch celery and asparagus. I think you could do that. I think asparagus could be S. Wow. Yeah. I'm comfortable with S, too.

I feel great about this list. Yep. I do too. I still want to fight a little bit for carrots. I think cauliflower is low. Up, down. Up. The only thing that's bringing it down is that it's orange, but it does have dirt on it.

That's all that's bringing it down. And baby carrots. Rabbits eat them. It has green sprouting out of it. Baby carrots. It's cute when a rabbit eats it. You can say that about all these vegetables. No, I don't really care about a rabbit.

Dude, imagine a rabbit's in here eating a head of lettuce. That'd be cute. Maybe. Carrot might be a B. A Brussels sprout? Carrot could be a B. I would bump it up one. I like carrot.

I could put carrot at B. I could put it at B. Yeah. Carrot cake. Carrot cake. C. That's what I'm saying. No, guys, you're just-

I have to say. Carrot cake. Yeah, I approve. And it's role in pop culture. Yeah. Yeah. Bugs Bunny. Yep. That's what I'm saying. No, guys, you're just... I have to see. Eric. Yeah, I approve. And it's role in pop culture. Yeah. Yeah. Bugs Bunny. Yep.

That makes it less... Rabbits eat vegetables. Yeah. More of a prop. Rabbits eat vegetables. Yeah, but Bugs Bunny made it cool, so it's not really a vegetable. Like, if Bugs Bunny was eating broccoli, I'd probably feel differently about broccoli. Yeah, can vegetables be cool?

Bugs Bunny made it cool. Bugs Bunny. All right, there's not... I don't think there's a cool food on this entire list. You don't think so? Where's the cool vegetable? Let's tier them. All right.

Restart it. Restart it. How cool are we? We should do every form of ranking vegetables. Alphabetical? This could get a little weird. We'd still argue about that. All right.

Let's finish what we started, boys. All right. We're going to have to make some decisions. I do want to rank foods based on coolness. I do, too. Yeah. Because number one is probably apple. No. No.

Yeah. Because you can litter guilt-free when you're done. You're leaning. It makes a crunch. It's like eating it with a knife. Picture a cool guy eating an apple. It's cool. Cool guys don't go to the doctor.

I don't know. Doctors tell you to have apples. Yeah, exactly. What about what's his name? The apple that keeps the doctor away. What about know. Doctors tell you to have apples. Yeah, exactly. What about what's his name? The apple that keeps the doctor away. What about, was it DJ Khaled with the pears? That was Rick Ross.

Rick Ross. Pears have had a moment. Pears have definitely like. Street cred. No, they have. Like pears, if you had to do like risers and, you know, buy and sell, like if you bought stock in pears a couple years ago. Yeah, they're valid. High noon.

Yeah. Pear. I don't. Pears are valid. Peach also might be. I don't want to be this guy. Yeah, they're valid. High noon? Yeah. Pear? Pears are valid. Peach also might be. I don't want to be this guy. Yeah. Peach is bad.

Peach is kind of bad. So we're doing the most vegetable of vegetable at some point. Will we do the fruitiest fruit? No, I think the coolest fruit. Coolest fruit. Coolest fruit. Coolest fruit. Coolest fruit, most vegetable vegetable.

Bananas cool to me. No, it's like. Oh. Pause. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Pause. Oh, shit. Hold on. One thing at a time, boys. Pause. Oh, shit. Hold on.

One thing at a time, boys. Yeah, but we're getting out of ourselves. Yeah, yeah. We got to finish this. Are we? Well, I don't really. The ones that we have here at the bottom, onion is the only one we have to decide. Everything else, who eats this shit?

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okra? Yes. Okra. But I wouldn't say it's very vegetable because you have to fry it to make it good. Okra, yeah. Okra is more of a yeah i would put it like unhealthy snack okay so on like artichoke artichoke could be a b artichoke's pretty that's pretty i only know it in dips though yeah i've never yeah drop it down this is uh one of the moments where i have to step back and realize

this is one of the primary responsibilities of my job. Yeah. What'd you do today? A wriggle is just— The most vegetable vegetable. Connor, start what you were about to finish with cauliflower. I think it's mainstream. I don't think it's a veggies veggie. How is it mainstream? Buffalo cauliflower.

It's a huge, like, oh, I can't eat—you know, I eat veggies only. I'm going to make this cauliflower into, like, something dope. No, it's still cauliflower. Oh, cauliflower pizza. You're right. It's used as a substitute to not eat the vegetables. They're not using it as a vegetable. I think it's F. And it's white in hue

which is... You're right. What is the substitute? Like gluten shit? You can make dough out of it. You can make rice out of it. They're trying to de-vegetable cauliflower. Exactly. What they're doing is wrong. I'll get a cauliflower pizza crust all the time.

All right, boys. Cabbage feels pretty vegetable-y to me. Cabbage should be up there with lettuce. Cabbage is big. Cabbage patch kids. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Cabbage patch kids. Wow, shit.

What does that mean? It grows in a patch. It eats a lot. If it grows in a patch, it's a vegetable. It eats a lot. Growing in a patch is cute. That wasn't an it grows in a patch, it's a vegetable. It means a lot. Growing in a patch is cute. That wasn't an argument. No, that's not.

No, it was an argument. Pumpkin is F tier. Yes, it was an argument, and here's why. When I think cabbage, I think cabbage patch kids. I'm not thinking vegetable. I think Korean dishes. I think kimchi. Not too vegetable.

Those are good, though. Is it sauerkraut cabbage? This is insane shit. Cabbage is down. That's the key to this. Yeah, let's get cabbage down one. If you say something quick enough, it counts. Yep.

Arugula is always in your teeth. All right, what do we do with onions? Onions, this is the whole reason we're doing this. Now, red onion versus, is it just white onion? Onion's more vegetable than red onion, right? Yeah. No, I have a disagreement with S tier. I would say S tier.

Onion rings. That's not say S tier. Onion rings. That's not a veggie. That ain't a veggie. Onion is like its own species. And butter with onion? There's no better smell in the kitchen. Should I just add an onion tier? And put red onions and scallions in it?

Yeah, I think you're right. I think you put an onion tier. Where do I put the onion tier? Oh, no. Oh, yeah. I didn't think about that. I think it's between B and C. No, maybe it should just be its own chart.

Maybe we took it out to the photos. A separate chart that just one line that says onions. And they're not, yeah. I don't like scallions. No, wait. Let's do the onion tier below B. You don't like scallions? No, I don't. Wait, scallion pancakes. Yes,'s do the onion tier below B. You don't like scallions? No, I don't.

Wait, scallion pancakes. Yes, I do. Those are great. Scallion cream cheese. All of our vegetables are just given in other forms that make it not a vegetable. Wait, I love that. Yeah, that's a perfect body. Oh, that's amazing.

And we throw leeks in there too, right? Yeah, so what are leeks? They're long onions. They're long, thick onions. Yeah, we had leek week on this show. Yeah, that's right. Long, thick onions? Let's go ahead and just say turnips are onions too just to get rid thick onions. We had Leek Week on this show. That's right. Long, thick onions? Let's go ahead and just say turnips are onions, too, just to get rid of them.

I think they might be. What the fucker is a turnip? No, turnips don't have an onion-y taste. I don't like that. Turnips are closer to beef than it is onions. Oh, then get it away from the onions. Get it out of the onions. Yeah, please.

We're going to get lampooned for that. That was almost probably the biggest mistake this show's ever made. I guess put turnip in F. Anybody ever had a turnip? I've never had a turnip. No. Not ever. I'm fine with legumes on the bench.

I like to turn up. No, we have to do it. Do you eat the turnip or do you just eat the greens off turnip? Because turnip greens. Oh, fuck. Radish's only job is to not be eaten on a vegetable tray. I've never seen anybody eat radish. That remains untouched. Yeah, what the fuck is a radish? Yeah, tray. I've never seen anybody eat radish.

Yeah, what the fuck is a radish? Yeah, radish. They come on the side. They come on the, yeah. Those are gross. Radish is a garnish. Do they suck? You kind of push to the side. But I think that's like the thin sliced radish. It's more of a flour. The absolute inedibility of it makes it a vegetable. Wait, I don't think you can eat radish.

Come on. You eat radish. Come on. You eat radish. Maybe we do a tier underneath onions no one eats this and it's just radish, beets, and turnips. Here's my problem though. Turnip greens I guess is that green thing sticking off and people eat those a lot.

Beets are good. I eat beets. What? Hey, look. Hey, hey, look, look, look. Che loves it. Che, I agree with you. I know, but unfortunately, it's time and ground. You and Che are the same person.

Beat gang. We're not the same person. Oh, no. Beat gang. Yeah, yeah, Titus, you're in beat gang. You're in beat gang. Fine, fine. I eat vegetables.

Say it back. Say it back to him. Turnip gang. Beat gang. We have to remember, Mark lived in California for years. Oh, yeah. That's true. I don't like to talk about it, but since we're here, I did live in Los Angeles.

Yeah. Whereas we're just ranking stuff. You didn't live close to the ocean, though. No, actually, that's the misconception. I did. I lived on the beach. Just to jog. You're ranking actual vegetables.

We're ranking which vegetables you can put on a hot dog or a beef that is true yeah onion rings look how great look how green that top is yeah that's we got we nailed the s tier i feel really confident with that yeah we put the work in we what's even a root or a b or a d i would put beats or a c or d i. Beets are a C or a D. I put arugula like C or D too because it's just a different lettuce. We already have lettuce. That's what kale is. That's kale.

Kale and arugula are the same. Kale's not right. Kale's way too high, man. Can I make an argument to put lettuce down from S to A for the only reason that broccoli, Brussels sprouts, and asparagus are pretty synonymous with making either piss or farts really stink? No. Broccoli is such a vegetable.

Yeah. Oh, he's trying to move lettuce. Lettuce. Oh, lettuce. Lettuce, leafy. You do put lettuce on burgers, boys. I mean. Lettuce, kale, and arugula are the same.

Listen, I don't know if those are. I don't want to be on the same team as Chase. Those are all the same. But if you look at broccoli, Brussels sprouts, and asparagus, they're standalone things you have to make a decision to eat. You can add lettuce. You're right. You have a backyard garden.

You can grow four vegetables. What four are you growing? Tomatoes is definitely number one. Yep. Tomatoes. I'm probably growing corn as well. Corn is delicious. Oh, you're not growing corn in your backyard. I'm probably growing corn as well. Corn is delicious. No, you're not growing corn in your backyard.

Don't lie. Cucumber. There's no chance. Ho, ho, ho. This is you city Yankee motherfuckers. Every goddamn garden in Mississippi right now, Alabama, has corn. Corn you can absolutely grow in your backyard garden. No, we're saying backyard.

We're not saying fucking acres of land. No, you can grow in your backyard. You do one row. Easy. That's unsightly. Youly you can grow i don't like that would it show up on google earth yeah can we find corn in somebody's backyard i i don't know you were very confident that every house has a douchebag every backyard garden in mississippi has tomatoes and they have a row of corn if we could find corn we will bump it up okay it up. You can even give us the town to go to. Give us the town. I'll give you the fucking road. Give us the road.

Give us the address. What if it's not in summertime? That's the problem. It's Google. We'll see the remnants. We'll see what it looks like. I need you to go to West Point, Mississippi. Why'd you pick that? Because I know where one is. I'm just kidding.

Alright, down on the south side. Okay. Okay. I need some sort of direction. Yeah, Brandon. You're floundering. I don't know where it is. Now he's pointing.

Now he's not on a microphone. He's pointing at a TV that you can't see Go where the road intersects the red dotted line The big fat road He's like pointing Yeah like right around there By Mossy Oak Kennels He was pointing somewhere around there

Alright I don't know who Who among Okay Well we're not Yeah We'll just Just go ahead and switch to the satellite And we'll start looking.

Can you, like, call one of your friends? Hmm? Any of your boys got corn? No, I think he lives in Texas now. Oh. All right, this doesn't have to switch to corn. I don't see any corn. I see no corn.

Okay. Oh, God. There's no garden there. Wait a minute. Wait, what is that? Is that rows of corn no no neary and that's a fence uh go over over uh their garden's covered okay uh down down down go for six right now this is not in summer in spring how do you know i i how are we supposed to see one row

of corn on a map? Look how close we can get. You can grow corn. I'm right. Y'all are wrong. Y'all don't live in the South. Call somebody that lives in the South. Ask if they grow corn in their backyard.

Oh, call the fire department. Oh, yeah. Oh, speaking of which, a guy hit me up who I think maybe works in that fire department. He said he played it for all the boys. They loved it. Oh, hell yeah. Nice. So I think West Suffolk Firehouse 3 is our number one. Number one fire department? He said he played it for all the boys. They loved it. Oh, hell yeah. Nice. So I think West Lafayette

Firehouse 3 is our number one fire department in America. It's the official firehouse of the year. Let's rank the firehouses of West Lafayette. Three. You might have to

take a field trip. I don't know. Firehouse number one doesn't feel like a firehouse to me. I have three at one, one at two, two at three.

Three is definitely number one. One and two can be interchangeable Alright Is this done? Yeah we're done We did it

Tweet it out Most vegetable vegetables Brandon You can Try to save corn You have Your face on it Mama?

Yeah She'll tell you I told her not to pick up Mama Mama? Yeah. She'll tell you. I told her not to pick up. Mama? Want me to try? No, do not. Nick, you try.

She's probably in court. Hey, hey, mama. Mama. Yeah, hey. When you grow a backyard garden, what are the vegetables that you grow in the backyard garden? Corn, tomatoes, peas, butter beans. I said corn first. Butter beans.

Peppers. She threw a lejume in there. All right. Butter beans. Butter beans sound great. Yeah, they do. All right, bye. Bye, mama.

All right. That was compelling mean that was compelling that was compelling we can bump it up one do you explain your mother why you called her like after the like you're gonna talk to her tonight and be like so when i called you earlier here's what was going on or is that she's just gonna go about her day being like what the fuck was that when she gets home from work she'll watch it yet okay corn goes in c corn is so good though yeah it's so good i think it tastes too good it tastes and it can be sweet it's delicious your only thing is is if it tastes like a lemon yeah yes like a lemon the most vegetable vegetables by definition a vegetable is something

that sucks to eat i don't think i don't think that's the definition of vegetable i think it's color texture taste i think vibe is involved too i agree with that yeah vibe is involved like if i I don't think that's the definition of vegetable. I just agree. I don't think that's the definition of vegetable. I think it's color, texture, taste. I think vibe is involved, too. I agree with that. Yeah, vibe is involved. If I put all these vegetables in front of my kids, they would go for corn first. Yeah. It's just vibes.

I think everybody would go for corn first. It's just vibes. That's like the kids are actually the best taste testers of vegetables because they're just like, I'm not going to eat it. Can we call a kid? I think it's like nature versus nurture all kids oh fuck are born knowing vegetables suck and then we try to

program them out of it I don't know how they knew this was something that Chad just put the longitude and latitude of this farm his house that's off the big pen trail okay where is that that's in lower Georgia.

Damn. You did it. All right. Send it off. Yeah, tweet it out. This one has to be unanimously agreed. People are going to be like, yeah, this is the perfect list. Speaking of which, Brandon, congratulations on being the number one college football.

Wow. That was crazy. Yeah. Well, yeah, thank you. How much were you – how often do you talk to Big Game Boomer? Don't talk to him very often at all. In fact, he and I DM maybe once or twice a year, but we've had beef in the past.

We've had arguments, but he respects me and I respect him. He's genius. He just does lists. And he knows – I mean, listen, nobody covers the sport like I do. Nobody has opinions. Nobody's right like I am. Who's two? I believe RG3.

Oh. Okay. What's that guy, Josh Pate? What does he got to beef with you? He's number four. His beef is I'm number one. Who's number three? Alyssa Lange is five.

Pate, four. How long did you look at it? I was going to – that's why I wanted to keep asking. Who's number seven? I can't remember. Cole Kubelik's number three. That's good. Stop looking.

Stop looking. Go down the list. Who's number 76? Where did Megan Megan Money rank? She's like in the – Yep, he knows. She's in the 70s. Who's five?

Who's five? Huh? Who's five? Come on, I don't remember who five is. Is it Dave? Dave's six. What was I? Twelve. You know Dana Beers is on that list.

97. For Cincinnati? You know David Blattman's 76. Yeah. 76. I'm a big Josh Payt guy. Are you? Yeah.

Okay, cool. True Southern man. Who is that? I'm a big Josh Payt guy. Are you? Yeah. Okay. True Southern man. Who is that? He's a guy that copies what I do for Barstool, but he does it at CBN. Are these final rankings, or are these rankings going into the playoffs? These are yearly rankings. But are these going? No, this is the final 2023 rankings.

We need a playoff. I think we need a playoff. I think we got to. Oh, what did he say? No, we don't have to watch this. Can y'all not have... Let me have a win. You are number one on the list, Bozo. Let me have it then. Leave it at that.

Hold on. Is Brandon Walker. Now you may think to yourself... Oh, he cleaned his teeth. Brandon Walker, isn't that like Barstool Farmer Fran over there? Sloppy looking guy. He's done his own show a lot. I love him. Don't want to be on my team? Oh no. In fact, it takes a big show.

It takes a big host on a big show. Y'all be on my team. I am. I'm about to be. When this guy's done, I'm going to say, fuck this guy. This guy feels like he fit in well with the act. Director Collin has gone to the door. He's opened it, and for the first time ever, he's mad. I'm actually bringing Brandon Walker on the show. He's here right now. If you're listening on podcast, you're just going to have to pretend.

Oh, that's the first time somebody's done that. Lethal. Congratulations, buddy. I'm not necessarily sure that you deserve this. The criteria seemed flimsier than the playoff committee themselves lately, but no one in the history of humanity has ever

given off participation trophy vibes more than this guy right here. Oh, you triggered him. This is great. This guy is a little bit mad. Brandon, this is good. What's the backstory to this? You fucked him up. You got mad about a list. That is super original, though. He put you on a garbage can.

And I'm smirking thinking of the hassle it was to get that printed. Yeah. Getting mad about a list is an embarrassing thing. That was really embarrassing. Yeah, that was. You got mad about a list. That was a great photo of you, too. Yeah, he had a lot of bad to choose from.

See? We have your back. Thank you. Do you have history with him? We have your back. Thank you. Do you have history with him? We're allowed to absolutely shit on you constantly. As soon as it breaks this threshold of no-no. I have another thing that I'll say in defense of Brandon Walker. Well, I was number one.

You don't have to defend me. This is separate of the list. Okay, thanks. There's conspiracy theorists out there that brandon did uh the spray paint to his own car because he had red paint on his jeans i will defend my man brandon walker he's had that red paint on his jeans for like two years now yeah that's right oh no you know where oh no i know those jeans i can tell you where it came from where it came from this show okay remember the day we painted each other's dicks? Oh. Yeah.

Yeah, we did. Remember the day we painted? You can even go back and probably see. Verbiage was off. You can probably see where I got that stain because I was painting. I don't remember who. I was painting Sass. Sass was painting me.

And when I stood up, I brushed against it. And that paint will not come off those jeans. Do we have pictures of that, TJ? That was an all-time day. Also, using a brand new garbage can. That's the furthest thing from garbage. Yep. Those are things that keep the world clean.

That's a paradox. That's a paradox. He should have used a pile of garbage. He should have been the garbage. If you corral all the garbage, then we would have made fun of him for taking the garbage. So he should have reached into the garbage can for me. You are the thing that's cleaning up. Yeah. It's actually impossible to throw a garbage can away. How would you throw a garbage can away?

Bigger garbage can. But then that's going to become a nesting doll situation. Too many garbage cans. Number one. Big, big, big moment. No, I'm proud of you. Big moment for me. Thank you.

Now you've got to defend your title. Will that be used in your next contract negotiation? It seemed as if you have done something to this man in the past. Right. No, he just – He had pain in his eyes. His fans get after me. My fans don't get – I don't really have fans that, like, get after people.

We don't even think – we're the Mad Men meme. We don't even think about them. No, not even worried about them. He's doing his thing. It's cute. It's fine. I'm doing my thing. The number one college football media personality in the country.

What school did Josh Pico do? Pate State. That's a real school? No, that's what he – that's his thing. Oh, this guy's funny as fuck. That actually is pretty funny. That's what his thing is. Pate State?

So he didn't go to college? I don't know if he went to college or not. I'm sure he did. Pate State's kind of funny. Oh, it does say Pate State. It rhymes too. You i might have just moved i might have moved josh paid up well you're not you're not the list i can make one we could tear them i could easily make a list let's not tear them okay but i could make a list you could i understand you could and i might no you shouldn't though yeah there are multiple polls in college football

that's true so you could paid state you're gonna do the coaches poll yeah just do your own poll well yep good for you brandon thanks appreciate it feels good and david blackman was 76 dana beers 97 for existing and wearing a Cincinnati hat, I believe. And he put himself at 98, which was kind of nice. He moved up. He was 99 last year. Oh, really? Yeah.

Shout out T-Bob. T-Bob's the best. You know who's underrated? No, he's actually the worst on here. Yeah, that's true. Clay Travis, 85. You know who's... Oh, Jack Mack.

Jack Mack is very underrated. Jack Mack should be... Jack Mack, yeah, should be very hot. Yeah. He's very good. Jack Mack was like underrated. Jack Mack should be very hot. He's very good. Jack Mack was like three of the top five most viewed content people at the company last month, I think. Gotta be. Yeah.

He's always up there. Jack Mack, Jack Mack MMA, and Unnecessary Roughness on TikTok. Yeah. Can't avoid him. Even if you tried. He's a force. He's everywhere. How do we think the Banana Boys are doing?

Probably fist fighting right now. Yeah. I wonder how close you got to get to get a smell. Wait, is this the bake off? Yeah, we're going to do a blind taste test. So they're going to bring us the banana bread. We actually have to have someone go get it. But wait, why aren't they cooking it in Mincy's kitchen?

Whoa. Whoa. I can get down with this. Wait. That's pretty sweet. If you go out there, you'll become infinite. I wouldn't mind that. Somebody want to go become infinite?

I would. Go do it, Mook. Infinite Mook. Holy shit. Oh, wow. God, dude. Wait, they just changed my camera on the back end. Oh, no way. Stefan just trolled me. Yeah, you can't be the back end. Oh, no way.

Stefan just trolled me. Yeah, you can't be doing... Stefan. Oh, no. Oh, no. And then they turn the turn. Oh, no. Oh, this is dangerous.

Oh. Oh. Holy shit. Oh, wow. Oh, this is sweet. Yes. Infinite mook. Tell him to act like he's punching or fucking himself.

Act like you're fucking yourself. Act like you're... Whoa. Oh, gosh. Look at him leaving. Now this is never going to stop. They're all leaving. There they go.

There they go. Go back. Go back. Go back. Mook, go. Sprint across. Sprint across. Act like you're fucking yourself, Mook.

There they come. TJ, can you spin the... Then he has to turn around really fast. Turn around really fast and spit on it. Now run out. No, not... I wouldn't mind seeing them all sprint across the screen. Whoa.

There they go. Trippy. Oh, fuck yeah. That they go. Trippy. Oh, fuck, yeah. That was sweet. Now what are we looking at? Oh, my God. I'm freaking out, man. It's the multiverse, I guess.

What is this? We've unlocked something dark. Yeah, I like that. Uh-huh. This is good for the podcast listeners. This is something I'll never My mind will never be able to comprehend Certainly not

It's like the new GTA Yeah They finally made it where I can't It's too much Yeah Yeah That twerking ass On top of the car

Yeah It was real I think it was It was real It was real to me It was our Dubai Our Qatar What do you think

The most common initials are? CJ That was just like that What are the most common initials? First name, last name Um J M

JS Mohammed JS feels good Mohammed Sanu J I was thinking like In America John

John Smith I think JM I like In America John Smith I think JM I like M because of Michael and Matt And Mark John, James, Jingle Jack I think S is the JS

Jackson, JS Smith Steven Stern Sternberg Sternberg is a popular Smith. But how many other common last names start with S? Stevens. Stevens. Stern. Sternberg. Yeah, Stern and Sternberg. Sternberg, yeah, for sure. Sternberg's a popular one.

Not where I'm from, buddy. Steinfeld. Steinfeld. Swanson. Yeah. Swammy. Slappy. Swammy.

Swamp. Spielberg. It's right there. Snipes. Snipes. Snipes. A is number one, followed by J and M for first letter. Yeah, because I guess that's men and women. Anthony, Andy, Anna, Ashley, Allison.

There you go. Amber. Amber. Amber. Alice. Amber's in trouble. Amber's are big. Amber's are big.

In Jurassic Park, too. Yeah. You meet an amber, watch out. JMS. See? What's the biggest trouble girl name? Biggest trouble girl name? Whatever one's with me.

Oh, that made me sound bad. Heather? No. Nah. They're a little uptight. The biggest trouble girl name. I think Nikki. Nah. They're a little uptight. The biggest trouble girl, man. I think Nikki. Yeah.

Two Ks. Two Ks and an I. Yeah. Nikki is, you don't want to go near Nikki. Yeah. Amber might be close. Amber's up there. But I think there's some pleasant country girl,

the blue checkered dress with the apron on, Amber's. Do we still make Ambers? We don't make Ambers anymore, right? I don't think so. Ambers are all done? We ran out of the patent. I think you could just go through the lyrics of Mambo No. 5. Rita?

Yeah. Monica? Sarah? Rita will break your dick off. Yep. For sure. Jessica's a pretty good one Yeah I mean

You can call Messica when they get drunk That's pretty cool Catherine Nah Catherine's seem fine Catherine's are They go to Notre Dame Just me

I have like four kids Really nice Sometimes Bake really good cookies Secretly hate you But treat you like an absolute king. What about when she becomes Katie? Well, then that's a heel turn. What are the sweetest girl names?

Sweetest girl names? Emma. Yeah. Sam. Sammy Sweetheart. Ah, true. I don't know. Let's tear them.

Sweetest girl names. Is White Sox Dave running the gauntlet today? Danielle's pretty good. Yeah, I thought we said Danielle. I think Danielle could be a little rough. Danielle is like a Brittany or an Ashley. Oh, Brittany's a good one. That's a gross name.

Brittany will punch you in the face. Ashley could go either way. Every single time. Ashley could... Yeah. I think of Ashley from Entourage. She was a monster. What about Sloan from Entourage? Sloan's the hottest

name out there. Because you also have Sloan from Ferris Bueller. Such a hot name god she was like think about it the two sloans that everyone knows two for two so yeah for two so hot not even so hot god tear yeah sloan yes yeah if you just say the name sloan i get a like sloan yeah sloan is so i do i'm just like damn if you're trying to like over like. I'm bringing Sloan over. Like, all right, I better jerk off before. If you're like, I was talking to that girl over there. She said she's kind of interested in you.

And I was like, really? What's her name? She said Sloan. I'd be like, I'm not talking to her. No, I'd be like. He's out of my league. Too sterile. I would just start coming right then.

It's like, well, that was a good relationship. We're done here. Yeah. Sloans don't get like sticky. Their skin is, yeah, no specks of any. It's true. They have beautiful skin. I'm not even laughing.

No, he's right. Sloans have never been sticky. Sloans are goddesses. Yeah, they have a sticky hand. They just have, like, beautiful skin. Felicity, that's a good one, right, or no? That's just the American Girl. Yeah, mine goes right just the American Girl. Yeah.

My mind goes right to the American Girl at all. And also, wasn't that a TV show? Felicity. Yeah. Yes. Felicity. Was it just Felicity? Was it just Felicity?

It was just Felicity. I don't think there's another. You're thinking of Lorelai. That's a real shot that they took to just name a show just Felicity. Yeah, I think it was just Felicity. That was a heat check moment by the execs in Hollywood. What do you mean? Oh, yeah. Like, I don't think that's...

Felicity's not really a name that can carry a whole show. What about Frasier? I think it's a strong name. Frasier, yeah. That's true. I bet you Brandon's got 10 right off the dome. That's a good point. The Bill Cosby show.

Bill Cosby. Damn Sloans. Sloans. Sloans are so hot. Oh, there's our penises. Yep, that's the red paint that got on Brandon, right? Yeah. Welcome to Tampa, Giselle.

Oh, no. Oh, and it's Stephen Chay getting his dick sucked by Giselle. Look at the glasses. What the fuck? Pretty good. Yeah. Good God. That's Roan.

What the? Who's thatan i hate the angle who did you choose who did you draw good painting kyle is that sass it might be sass yeah yeah good god whose painting is that i don't know i'm gonna be honest when you said you painted each other's dicks that's brandon he's got look his balls are so big he pees on his balls. What's behind him? Oh, never mind. I think it says white power. Damn, we were edgy as fuck. There's Nick.

That Nick is exactly as it is. Yep, yep. It's unfurls. That's Kate. Oh, man, that's... It's on a tungsten cube Oh fuck Yeah we've crushed that

I thought you guys were like painting each other's crotches That's what I thought too Well cause Brandon also had to paint Like by his crotch Yeah that's confusing I thought you were He's just had those pants ever since Want to do the high noon ad?

Yup. Are we going to do the gauntlet? Yeah, when they're finished with their banana bread. How's it coming, Brandon? I don't know. Oh. They said around 1 o'clock. How do you not smell it?

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I don't know her. Oh, my God. She's the hottest ever. And she was like the coolest, too. Yeah. Because she like, you know, skipped school. Sloan Peterson. Went around everywhere.

Show a picture of her, TJ. Oh, yeah. Who ends up with Sloan's? What type of guy name? Probably Nix. Like, yeah. Who ends up with Sloan's? What type of guy name? Probably Nix. Like an Adam. Probably? Yeah, probably Nix.

Oh, it's Nick and Sloan. Those two just can't stop benting. Benting. Yeah, it's probably fucking Benton. Look at her. All right, so

she's so cool. She's so cool. Sloan versus Sloan. Pull up that high schooler, TG. I don't know. I don't think you can do that. It's tough. They played in different eras. I've got to ask. She's so cool. Sloan versus Sloan. Pull up that high schooler, T. I don't know. I don't think you can do that. It's tough.

They played in different eras. I think the gods will resent you. Yeah, they played in different eras, though. Yeah. We compare. Dead ball and the live ball era. I'll compare them. The Entourage Sloan.

Yeah, but that's, yes, I agree. Yes. But I do think the errors do count. Because, like, what, in the 80s? Like, you'd get to see, like, four hot girls a week, a year. No, the movies in the 80s had way, like, there were a lot of titties in the 80s. It was the only way you could see them. Yeah.

There was no porn. There was no OnlyFans. Ferris Bueller might have been the only movie in 86 that didn't have titties. Yeah. Ferris Bueller didn't have titties? No titties in Ferris Bueller. It's a high school school although i guess oh yeah actually are we talking about like a 16 year old no she was damn so she actually she

was a junior wait she was a junior hold up uh i'll be the first to uh disavow you're not you don't know shit about her kyle i didn't say anything about her I said she was cool Well she's older now I said She was hot as fuck I wanted to fuck her And then drop a triple double for the Oklahoma City Thunder Born in 67

Movie came out in 86 19 Why did you do that math so fast so that's pervert math yeah you're an expert in pervert math pervert mental math is your niche category brandon's brandon's like got a law office and all his clients just come in and just say two years he's like oh you're good calculate to calculate the tip at dinner he has to just think of two women all right i could fuck him born in 72 filmed in 91 also 19 pervert that's just these just basic math that's experience. 54 and 72.

That's 18. Okay. That's closer. We're good. That's closer. Do you get tripped up, though, if we were born in 95 and filmed in 2009? A little bit, but that's not good. What's that?

That's not good. Okay. There you go. You only give an age for 18 above. Everything else's not good. What's that? That's not good. Okay. Yeah. There you go. So that's, yeah. It's not even, you only give an age for 18 above. Everything else is not good. No, 18 and 19 are the only numbers he says, and above is also not good. Yeah. He can only subtract 18 or 19.

Or not good. The mating window is small. Pervert math. He's our pervert math expert. Okay. She's about to be 60. Yeah. That's how age works. You get older.

You keep getting older. Josh Giddy range right there. I'm going to be 40 in 13 months whoa yeah it's a bummer damn uh it's like 14 months it's not like you're what did you miss out on yeah connor griffin knows all of our birthdays no yeah we found that out on bring him in mostly sports today his birthday was, and then we were basically like, sorry we didn't know your birthday. Does that make us bad people?

And he's like, no, but I do know yours. And then we're just like, okay, what's our birthday? And then he just started ripping them off. And then he said he's got a calendar of all the YAC birthdays, all the mostly sports birthdays. But he memorized them. That's chick behavior. And he wasn't even looking.

Yeah, it was like, okay. Big time chick behavior. I don't know any of my bro's birthday. I don't want to. I started putting them in my calendar. No, you tell me when it's your birthday. I say happy birthday. Then I forget about it for the rest of my life.

Yeah, he started. He told us that he put him in the calendar and I started like seeing his side. I was like, yeah, because he's like, I want to know when to make certain clips for shows and stuff. If it's your birthday coming up. I was like, that makes a lot of sense. But then I realized he wasn't actually looking at the calendar he was just ripping off birthdays and memorizing is a different level memorize you don't i was like that is that is wild damn before we get him in here do you want to take like a connor rip it off do it around the

world all the presidents in order yesterday yeah well, well, that's... Oh. Round the world, Connor. Go. That's pretty impressive. Birthdays. Birthdays? Yeah, start there and go all the way around. June 25th. September 15th. June... No.

January 26th. Yeah. January 30th. You are April 13th. You're June 28th. Yeah. I said 30th earlier. Che is February 3rd, and then TJ is January 9th.

Wow. Wow. Fuck. That's good. Yeah. I still don't know when your birthday is. It was yesterday. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. I knew it. I don't know what today's date is. I keep a calendar of all you guys for when your birthday pops up, and then we can post about it on everything. Again, keeping the calendar is not completely psycho behavior. That does make sense. It's more the, you just sat down in the chair

and ripped off the dome all of our birthdays. But also, the Yaks' birthdays are typically intertwined with a case race. Yeah. What's Kate? Kate is June 3rd. What about Roan and Sass? Sass is April 5th, and then Roan is April 25th. What about Zah?

Is Zah's birthday? I know his birthday, but is his out there? Can I say it? Some people are protective about their birthday. It's December 27th. Oh, it's coming up. Yeah, it's coming up. Are you protective about his birthday? It's out there. He and Jetski have the same birthday.

Who else in the office do you know? Jetski's not on the Yak. I just know because they've talked about having the same birthday. Who else do you have? Just the Yak in most of the sports. Dave Portnoy. Yeah, I don't know his. Do you know other things along those lines, like memorized about people?

Celebrity birthdays. Not really. What is something you have memorized that's maybe impressive? Game of Thrones episode names? Yeah. Yeah, that's true. Season three, episode four. That's maybe impressive Game of Thrones episode names Yeah Yeah that's true Season 3 episode 4 Uh

Oh What And now his watch has ended Okay I think Yeah Season 5 episode 7 That is

Um The gift Fuck That's season 6 Episode 8 I don't understand this You should be a lot weirder looking man Thank you Yeah Yeah Fuck. That's season six, episode eight. I don't understand this. You should be a lot weirder looking, man.

Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. What did you say? Season six, episode eight? That would be no one. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, that's crazy. Season two, episode nine. Come on, man. That's Blackwater. That's one of the best episodes of the series. Anyway. I love Connor. It is Blackwater. Okay. But you know. So it's not a

creepy thing. I don't want it to come across as creepy. No, it does. You can't really say that. You can't make a judgment on the creepiness. The best way to drive home that it's not a creepy thing is to put two hands in the air and say, no, I don't want this to come across creepy. You know what? I think you need to it's not a creepy thing is to put two hands in the air and say, no, I don't want this to go around. Yeah, you know what? I think you need to – it's all about how you present it.

I think what you should go with is it's not the creepiest thing that's done at Barstool Sports. Sure. I just – yeah. That's more of a better way to anchor it. This is a creepier way of saying – like I see you guys every day because I work on the show every single day. So I know a lot about the show and about you guys. I see all these guys every day.

I didn't – I can't tell you. I don't know shit about their birthday. I can't tell you Kyle's birthday right now. Yeah, I was going to say, go around the room and say everyone's birthday is after you just said them. Yesterday. I won. Yesterday.

June something. Yeah, exactly. Kyle was January something. I don't want my boys. You're June something. You're June 28th. Sure am. You're january something that's all i got yeah but like nick i know yours because we had a race two days after john elway that too but stuff like that yeah okay you don't know john elway do you know john elway and I think – I don't know. I got Prince Harry.

That's fitting. I think John Elway wins. You got anybody? It can't be Mutombo. John Elway wins based on what? Being the best person. I have Wayne Gretzky. Being the best quarterback.

You got Gretzky? John Elway's a better quarterback than Prince Harry. You were going to win. Why didn't you say that? I didn't know we were doing athletes. Mine's a prince. You have a better famous person? Who's more famous,

Ellen DeGeneres or Wayne Gretzky? Wayne Gretzky. Ooh. Wayne Gretzky's cool. No. I don't know if that's got a factor in candy. Yeah. But Ellen probably has the world.

Ellen's probably more famous. Yeah. Gretzky's better, greater. At hockey? I would build my hockey franchise around Wayne Gretzky before Ellen DeGeneres. Ellen's gayer. Yeah. I have build my hockey franchise around Wayne Gretzky before Ellen DeGeneres. Ellen's gayer.

Yeah. I have Sandusky too. Oh, shit. You buried the lead. That takes you down points. I know. Yeah, if you had to like, if it was your blunt rotation was your birthday,

who has the best? Who has the best? Sandusky brings you down. I'm about to look mine up because I got Thomas Jefferson. That's about all I got. That would be an awesome. I'm about to look mine up because I got Thomas Jefferson. That's about all I got. That would be an all. I would love to smoke with TJ.

I'll make my blunt rotation. We'll all reveal our blunt rotations. The first five or first what? Good to pick. Yeah, but based on anyone, top three? I better know. It's got to be four, right? You and four?

Oh, Nick, I got you peed, brother. How do you know? Best blunt rotation. There's not a good... Wait, I don't know if I have... These celebrity ones include too many people. Oh, my blunt rotation's crazy. Yeah, I'm sorting through English race car drivers.

Right. That's me. Indonesian engineers. These are like internet celebs. All right, I got mine. Are we going with enjoyment or how crazy it would be i got uh i got mine andy milnakis christian bale phil collins and gene hackman that's great pretty good i got um conan o'brien drummer max weinberg oh okay. Also Bruce Springsteen's drummer.

He was Conan O'Brien's drummer. Actor Ron Perlman. Oh, yeah. He'd be good to smoke with. A little bit of a wackadoodle on Twitter. Yeah. Thomas Jefferson and musician Al Green. Okay.

All right. That's pretty good. He might be dead. He is dead. Rapper Ty Dolla Sign. Oh, Ty Dolla Sign would be great. Okay. Ty Dillerson. Yeah, pretty good. He might be dead. He is dead. Rapper Ty Dolla $ign. Oh, Ty Dolla $ign would be great. Okay. Ty Diller.

Yeah, he'd be good for the blunt. He'd be great for the blunt. Mine's Gretzky, Eddie Van Halen, and XXXTentacion's son, Gakumi. Wait, that's the dream blunt rotation. I got Elon Musk, Henry VIII, Rob Dyrdek, and Mel Brooks. Oh, you win. Elon weighs it. Rob Dyrdek, too.

Harley Simon, Dikembe Mutombo, Ricky Gervais, and Anthony Bourdain. That's pretty good. Pretty damn good. I got Prince Harry, Dan Marino. Dan Marino would not be a good blunt guy. Betty White, Britney Spears, and Jenna Fisher. The women are pretty good. The women are good.

Yeah. What about you, Connor? I just have Walt Disney and Kim Kardashian and Kanye's kid, St. West. Oh. That's pretty much it. Kim and St. have the same birthday? No. What? You said Kim Kardashian. Kim and Kanye's child. Oh, that's pretty much it came in Saint have the same birthday No, what would you said Kim Khan Connie's? Child, okay

But anyway, that's mine. You see Taylor Swift one-time person of the year Mm-hmm any statement joins the illustrious crew of Adolf Hitler? Ayatollah Khomeini and you and us Every person on it right oh shit fuck that's what i should have gone with yeah she won one after me yeah yep we all win it that's our second one though oh it is because she was one of us it was one of us oh fuck steven did you know that steven definitely didn't know that because he would have had a plaque by us. We want to tell you know that you won 2006 time person of the year. I did or who did. Yeah, you.

I know it's crazy. So I'm just telling you. You know this. I do. Who won time? You did. You did. You did. Pat sure did. You did.

Pat on the back. Oh, that was the one where it was just like, I don't know what the picture was, but it was like the reader. You. You. That's one way to put it. I did? Oh. All right, I need to get that tweet.

What are you tweeting? Just that I've already won it. They gave it to get that tweet. What are you tweeting? Just that I've already won it. They gave it to some bad people. Yeah, Osama was still alive. Yeah. Weinstein was running around. Not the best. Taylor Swift?

That seems like a fair pick, though. Taylor Swift and Hitler have won Time Person of the Year. Donald Trump won it. And Stephen Che. Those are the big three. When Trump won it, the designer put an M behind his head to make it look like devil horns. Oh, the devil horns, yeah. Tricky, tricky.

It was kind of a weak class this year. Who else? I mean, Barbie was a finalist. The doll? That's not a person at all. I guess. There's still so many people that haven't won it. That's fucked up, that a doll. Was it Margot Robbie or Barbie? Barbie. It's like all...

A Trump prosecutor. I saw, like, I talked about this on a rundown a while ago. Did you see who won hottest podcaster on the sexiest men list? Just a hot Christian. It was Taylor Lautner. Taylor Lautner. I didn't know you could add one. Professional hot guy.

Yeah, he's an actor who just has a podcast now. What was he in? Not the Twilight. Twilight. Yeah, Twilight. Oh, that's not fair. I know. You have to do a creep podcast.

Someone born from the internet. Yeah. Taylor Lautner won hottest podcaster. What's he turn into? A wolf? Yeah, he's a werewolf. Werewolf. What's up with that guy who ate people?

Who ate people? Armie Hammer. Yeah, where's he at? I think he's selling real estate down in like Bermuda. Oh yeah, that's right. Probably a good place to sell it. That's a good gig. I just watched The Social Network.

Fucking awesome. It's such a good movie. Yeah. You just watched it yeah it's like fantastic i've never seen it i just re-watched it it's so good it's a good movie i believe sorkin's in his bag in that one you don't know you don't yeah i know sorkin you don't know movies shit never seen bringing that back i think so i tried to start new jokes i don't want to i feel like i've been here long enough now you can one year today um that that i can just start using the jokes i've said back then you guys know my dad's gay? What? There we go.

Doing a retirement tour. Playing the hits. I'm done. Yeah, are you going away soon? Did you book a trip? I don't want to talk about that. Okay. Oh, you're going on vacation. Nope, my bad, my bad.

Nope. Doing a little solo trip. Where are you going? Wouldn't that be a vacation? No, no, no. This is soul searching, man. Oh. Where's your soul at?

Tokyo. Oh. Oh, no. Where are you going to go? Oh, no. Not the Jake Paul. I'm going to be gone from April to June. It's already booked, so you probably can't.

Everyone shouldn't say no. Jack McCarthy just got back from South Africa. He was gone for five weeks. In football season. A boy's trip. A boy's trip in football season. South Africa. Dave Matthews is from South Africa. Dave Matthews is from

South Africa. South Africa. That was Nick Price. Oh my God. Elon Musk. Yeah. And there is a actress. Nelson Mandela.

I thought Dave Matthews was from Charlottesville. Nah, he's South Africa. He was born in South Africa. But then, like, why do I associate him with Charlottesville, Virginia? Probably the fans

that were marching with tiki torches were listening to Dave Matthews. Yeah. Ant were marching with tiki torches were listening to. Dave Matthews. Yeah. Ants marching. Yeah. Blah, blah, blah, blah.

With their torches. That was a wild time. What's that noise? My chair squeaks. I think it's rubbing against the table. Oh, the band started in Charlottesville. Ah. Different.

Oh, the Dave Matthews band. The band, yeah. Do you think it was his choice to name it that? That's a great question. I don't know. It's got to be a lot of pressure. Oh, tons. I name bands all the time in my head.

Why are you, Stephen, I'm looking at your prep sheet. Why are you on the Beatles these days? You don't strike me as someone who listens to music. Not a ton, but I know a bunch of Beatles songs and I like them. I was just wondering if anyone didn't like them, if there would be a band that would have that type of replicable success. I don't know if it's possible. I'd say Taylor LeJuan doesn't like the Beatles.

I think White Sox team doesn't like them. Could not name a single Beatle. Yeah. Sporkle. I have a band question. Steered at it. If you take away the quality of the music, or don't even worry about the music,

what is the greatest band name ever? I was about to ask. Standalone band name. Don't worry about the quality of the music. The band. The S-tier band name. The band. The band. Nah, it's too cheap. Yeah, it's a pretty good name. It's pretty about the quality of the music. The band. The S-tier band name. The band. Nah, it's too cheeky.

Yeah, it's a pretty good name. It's pretty close. Metallica is a S-tier band name. Yeah, I don't know what it means. It just doesn't mean anything. It tells you what the band is though, right off the top. It does fit. I think the Black Crows is cool. Guns N' Roses?

Guns N' Roses. That's a good name, man. Queens' Stone Age. I like Guns N' Roses? Guns N' Roses. That's a good name, man. Queens of Stone Age. I like that one. The Velvet Underground. Kings of Leon. That doesn't make sense to me. I just like declaring yourself a king of a person. I think it's a place.

Or a place. Or a fountain of Wayne. Yeah. Fountains of Wayne is the store in Sopranos. Like the pool store, right? In Wayne, New Jersey Is that what they named it after? I guess

Was Sopranos a thing when Fountains of Wayne started? Fountains of Wayne started after Sopranos Really? I bet I had them earlier When did Sopranos start? Fountains of Wayne? Isn't that Stacy's mom, guys? Yeah You had that before Sopranos start? Fountains of Wayne? Isn't that Stacy's mom, guys?

Yeah. You had that before Sopranos? I thought they were like... It would be funny if they were banned for like 25 years. Their album, Welcome Interstate, man. They wrote a song called Stacy's Mom. Wait, Nick, are you in this one? I was for a little.

Okay. Yeah, they were. See? There you go. They were around for a while wow they were the mercy buckets 99 named after the lawn ornament store in wayne new jersey it's just the actual fuck off from the sopranos real store wow and when was uh the stacy's mom song that was i would say 2005 or something like that.

Good ass video. Read these names that Fountain of Wayne almost went with. Aerosmith, S-T-R name. Yeah, that's pretty good. Are you my mother? Three men who when standing side by side have a wingspan of over 12 feet. That's a good ass band name.

That's sick. Bare Naked Ladies? Awful. They're not ladies at all. That's sick. Bare Naked Ladies? Awful. They're not ladies at all. That's the joke. Hooba Stank? Abysmal. What?

No, that's great. That's like Chumbawamba. It's an acronym, you know. Oh, it is. In St. Cloud Posse? Hooba Stank is an acronym. What's it stand for? Hold on, our dear brothers and sisters.

Hold on, our dear dear brothers and sisters the hold on our dear brothers and sisters hold on our brothers and sisters this I forget that already know or something alright S tier mega death

yeah yeah we're making up the acronym No or something. All right. S tier mega death. Yeah. Yeah, we're making up the acronym. Yeah. I was right there with you. Yeah, it made sense. Banana bread? It's about that time. It is about that time.

Oh, he's nervous. Oh, he's nervous. Should we call him over here to get a check? Yeah. Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave. Dave. Come here.

Don't just say. Just. Yeah. What if he. Did he think we wanted to have a conversation yelling back and forth? That would have been great. Stretch out the hoodie. Yeah.

Stretch it out. Look pissed off. Nothing going on. Yeah, stretch it out. Look pissed off. Nothing going on. Yeah, he was happy, and now he's got a character to play. Oh, now he's happy. Confidence level? What's up, you little minx? I don't actually think I'm going to beat him.

Oh, no. Are you cautious? You fucked up something. Did I? Yeah. No, he did, though. Oh, don't tell us. I'm not. I'm something. Did I? Yeah. No. He did, though. Oh, don't tell us.

I'm not. I'm not. But you got to have confidence. My confidence is that you guys are all going to be like, hey, that's pretty good. And that's all I want. Okay. You guys don't understand. He's taking like three hours to cook his. When is it going to be ready?

When's it going to be ready? Like 10 minutes, maybe. Awesome. He's following recipes and shit, using techniques and all that. I'm just going off of my heart. All this science stuff. Are you ready for the – He's cooking.

Are you ready for the gauntlet? Are you ready for the gauntlet? Yeah. Okay. Are the White Sox going to move to Nashville? Probably. Hopefully. When would that happen?

At what point, if they haven't moved yet, do you go, they're not moving? I mean, we would know by like 2026. 2026? Because Reinsdorf went down there to meet with them or something? Well, everybody's down there. It's winter meetings. Why do you hope they move? Because I hate them.

What are you going to do to your name? Nashville Dave. Are you still going to root for them in Nashville? No, I would hope a bomb was dropped on the entire city of Nashville. Would you stop rooting for teams all together? Yes. You would not be a baseball fan. I would not have a baseball fan. That would actually be kind of nice. It wouldn't. It would gut me.

Well, I know, but that's all I care about. You could just watch the game. Do you have an NBA team? Not really. I actually like it. I love watching NFL because the only team I have really strong feelings about is I don't like the Patriots. And otherwise, I don't want to hate things. I root for Ohio State

guys, but then other than that, I don't really care. So it makes it very fun to watch the sport because I don't have a team really. You're going to have a real identity crisis. What are you going to do during baseball season? You're going to be happier. You're going to like your mood is going to be through the roof it's going to be possible that yeah wait what is the other white socks fans going to do nothing become you don't follow the team to what were they

moved to so when the bears moved to um or there wasn't bears they were the cardinals at the time to phoenix a lot of people just, fuck the Bears or become Packers fans because they thought the Bears were the Northside team because they played at Wrigley. Chicago Cardinals were the Southside team. I don't know what I would do. I like I think I think you'd have to be a free agent.

I can't do that. Right. So then like emotionally baseball fan I'm just but I hate them to the Rob Lowe But I hate them too. Baseball? I hate baseball. See, the only fun I've had consuming baseball in the last few years was when I went to the Dominican with Donnie. So then become a Dominican fan.

I think I might just have to find a nice Latino wife and move to the Dominican Republic. Yeah, Dominican Dave. Yeah. You can't do that without a wife. You speak Spanish, right? A little bit, yeah. Dave, if you found a Dominican wife, you had Dominican kids,

you could make all the jokes. Yeah, pull it out. That's allowed, right? Like, he could say everything borderline if he had a Dominican child. Definitely. That would be a great move. Dominican Dave. He just roots for only Dominican.

I mean, I would actually rock to root for only Dominican players because they're all the most fun. Yeah, yeah. They're all the most fun players. Yeah. Yeah. World Baseball Classic. Wait, the soccer net should go that way.

Did you guys see Jerry after dark? I fell asleep watching it His pants falling I fell asleep during The soccer I was on the putt putt Jerry Rapinoe? Yeah he's been mad about that

Jerry Rapinoe It does look so fun when he does it And I feel bad for Ryan Because he just has to Not have any fun i'm happy for jerry it's a great idea it's very entertaining um yeah i i like uh seeing people have ideas and seeing it all come together like yeah and him versus the chat is one of the greatest rivalries going oh it's not a rivalry jerry hasn't won. It's true.

No, the chat will turn around at the end and actually cheer for him. Yeah. Which is fun. Oh, no. What? Kyle just got the... Oh, no. What? I think Kyle just got the equivalent of left-hanging.

He saw... He ran around. He saw Brandon and Che tossing the football around. He ran out there to catch it. You have that, TJ? They just sat the ball down. Oh, no. He ran out there to catch it. You have that, TJ? They just sat the ball down. Oh, no. And now he's trying to play it.

Oh, no. Can we see that, TJ? He did pop up. Yeah, he ran like a route and was expecting someone to toss him the ball. That was – This is going to be heartbreaking. Oh, wait. Oh. That's exactly what he was doing oh my god oh no where'd he go you left him hanging man you left him hanging you left kyle

hanging look at this he tried so hard to pretend that that wasn't what happened, but it's so clearly what happened. He ran a route for you, man. He ran a route for you. Look, Jay and Brandon tossing the ball around. Kyle's like, I want in on that. I want in on that. Jay, Jay, right here.

Right here. It wasn't me. It was me. And then he had to turn around, and he just pretended like. He doesn't know what to do. Okay, all right. All right, all right. He's back. He's back. Yeah. We saw to do. Okay. All right. All right. He's back.

He's back. Yeah. We saw the clip. We saw the clip. We saw. He knows. Kyle just walked in like a dog that ate the trash. We know.

What do you think we're looking at? What do you think we're looking at, Kyle? We know what happened. I was in your studio. No. What? We know what happened. Wait.

Wait. What were you doing? I was looking for Lucy. No. We know what happened. Play the clip. When I went were you doing? I was looking for Lucy. No, we know what happened. Play the clip. When I went for a route? Yeah.

Watch this. You were so funny. And then you just. And then you. Yeah, nothing. And then you had to just pretend like, oh, yeah, I just came on the court to run. Oh, man. That was brutal.

I wanted to pass so bad. Oh, that pass so brutal oh man where's Malasek he just walked by he's ready ready to go I think

wait is Kyle Long done this yet no I think he'll be here tomorrow with Will you guys will be out right yeah is Smokes here oh Smokes here? Oh, Smokes is here.

Yes. We got to have him do it, too. Might as well have Pete. Who else a heavy hitter? No, Smokeson. Yeah, Smokeson and White Sox Dave. Brandon, how you feeling? Good. Your car looks clean as fuck.

Yeah. Well, the crazy part is the car, it washed off, I guess. I mean, she took it to a professional car wash, I guess, or ran it through the whole thing. It's fine on the car. It won't come off my hand at all. I still have a little red on my hand. Wait, Mincy's done it, right?

Yeah. Oh, he has? Yeah, he has. Mincy did well. Oh, yeah, he did. He did. He did. That's right.

What's he doing now, though? That's just what he's waiting for tomorrow's episode. I told Smokes we're going to take a little break From the pranks Just so it doesn't Like if he just does like Six in a row People are gonna be like What the fuck

We're gonna take a breather He agreed He's got He's got incredible Comedic timing Everyone knows that And if he disagreed You would've just said

No Yeah Yeah Correct Oh Tommy And if he disagreed, you would have just said no. Yeah. Yeah. Correct. Oh, Tommy. Oh, Tommy has to run it. Pussy boy. Hey, what are you guys doing in here?

Hey, it's Pussy Boy Tommy. Oh, I guess you guys are doing that show you've been doing for four years. Tommy eliminated me from Surviving Barstool, then avoided me for two full weeks. Yep. Pretended that his ears hurt. Thomas. His ears hurt thomas his ears hurt he said his ears hurt first of all i was doing the dozen and then big cats had to come on after but i didn't want to walk in so i was stalked that's why you kept asking him you've

been asking me how for i thought you were in new york and you were just really curious oh no we're on the same flight now oh Oh, we are? Yeah. No, I mean, I legitimately just got my hearing back on Monday morning. Two high fives. Are you ready to do the gauntlet? Yeah. Ready for the gauntlet? Let's go.

Tommy's going to be the new number one. Look at the numbers. Cam Newton. What was Cam Newton's time? Move the wiffle ball bat and stuff to the green. You got to hit from the green. Will Tommy be above or below Newton? Newton's law. Above.

Above. Above. Tommy, do you need an explanation on this? Yes. Okay. So it's cornhole, bags. You got to get one in. Okay.

Then you got to go shoot on Malasek. You got to score one goal. Okay. And if you miss the first three, you don't have to shoot from that line. So, like, ball is live after the first three. Then you have to go and hit a wiffle ball home run. Where is that? It's just anything above the Yaks studio line.

Standing over there, you're hitting it towards us. You've got to stand on the green. Yeah, Steven, run through it all, Steven. Show them everything. Is it Funko? Yeah, you throw run through it all, Steven. Show them everything. Is it Funko? Yeah, you throw it to yourself. You got to be like on the greenish, right on the green. I could have just done it.

And then you got to throw a football and hit one of the body armors down. Has to hit directly to the body armor. So if you miss, you got to go get your own rebound. Then three-pointer, three-pointer. Both hoops? Both hoops. Both hoops. You have to bring the rack. Yeah, with you.

I have to bring the rack? I can't just bring balls? No, you've got to bring your call. You're going to need the rack. Well, we'll see. And then you have to sit down, and there's a sparkle, and you've got to get ten questions right. Okay.

If Tommy gets the record, I promise you guys suicide. Buy me. Sit down here? Yeah. I say you have a by me. Sit down here? Yeah. Did I say you have a minute and 12 seconds? Yeah, I ran. No, it's like a minute and 30. I ran basically a perfect run.

I'll sit in your seat. That's not fucking possible. I hit everything. So that when you get back, you can sit in the seat and see TV. Who's going to walk him through it? Brandon, you go. Brandon. Brandon, yeah, that's your job.

That is your job. Brandon's like a lifeguard out there. Yeah. All right, so the bags are first. What's the worst score? Stu? Stu had 16 air balls in a row. I saw Stu today.

He said his quad or something is still humming. He tore up his right quad. Just got to get one in. Something smells phenomenal. I don't know if it's banana bread. I know it's banana bread, but it smells delectable. Before Tommy does this, a quick word from our friends at Solo Stove. Recently, the West Coast legend himself, Snoop Dogg, announced that he's done with smoke.

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oh no it's over no oh no it's done oh no oh no oh boy oh geez there it is there it is Thomas smokes Malicek tell Oh! Oh! Oh, Malicek! Look at... Oh! He's good. Yeah, what a performance. Tommy's gonna be here for a while.

Tommy's gonna be here for a while. Tommy, take your time! Tommy, take your time! He just keeps kicking it right into him. Like right into him. You're fine, Tommy. You're still under a minute. Never mind.

Oh. Oh! Nice move. That was brutal. Yep, yep. Oh, wow. There you go, Tommy. You're back. Nope. Yep, yep. Wow. There you go, Tommy, you're back.

Nope. had him in the torture chamber. Uh-oh. Brandon, pop that one back up for him. No. Yeah. Oh, no. Yeah. Oh, he's so close.

Yes. Do you guys remember which one's which? Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, Brandon helped him. No. Oh, no. We might be getting into the real ones territory. territory yeah i'll tell you when there's a real real alert real one we have sound yet one alarm still not there it is no he's still fine

he's still fine here we go tommy what song would the real one alert be yeah no oh oh no oh no Alert B. Yeah. No. Uh-oh. Oh, no. Oh. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, he can't shoot. He was cocky, too. He's like, ask for the ball. Oh, my God. I don't need the rack.

Oh, no, Tommy. These are really bad. Badness. Oh, my God. Badness. This thing left every time. There we go. Still destroyed me.

I don't know, Kyle. I would rather have missed them all like you did. Yeah. He was missing everything so far left. Chuck it from your shoulder and bank it in like he did. I mean, he shoots like a kid with scoliosis. I know. He's taking a kid with scoliosis. I know. He's taking a real big jump forward.

Yeah, he's shooting like a kid who just... Oh, what was that? A little quit in him. Seems like there's a little quit in him. No, he has no quit in him. Oh, no. He composed himself for that air ball. He composed himself for an air ball. He can't compose himself for that air ball. That's what he's doing. He composed himself for an air ball.

You can't compose yourself for an air ball. You can't do a composed air ball. No, the composed air ball is the worst. Kyle, we're getting close. We're... Okay. He's going to do well on Sporkle. Alright, I think I'm lost.

Alright, another composed. Yup! Well on Sporkle. All right. Another composed. Yep. Yeah. Sporkle. Sporkle. Come on, Tommy. Sit right here.

Get in it. Get in it. You just got to get 10 total. You can go any category. Just stay stuck. Mascots. Teams located in Canada. Seven NHL teams located in Canada.

Oh. 16. Jets. Teams play. Shaq played four. Toronto Maple Leafs. Teams located in Canada. 7-8 shell teams located in Canada. 16. I'm going to pick Jets. Teams play. Shaq played four. Toronto Maple Leafs. Montreal Canadiens. Ottawa Senators.

Vancouver Canucks. Monopoly. Beavers. Ducks. Blue Devils. Nice. Badgers. I mean, I'm done.

No, it's Badgers. There it is. 4-18. All right, Tommy. Not amongst the worst. Yeah, we're doing banana bread. So what? How are you going to do it?

How are you going to do it? Every plate has both of them on there? Yeah, but how are you going we know which one we picked? Thank you. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you, brother. Oh, thank you, thank you.

He made a honey butter. No, you can't do that. He made a honey butter. You can leave the honey butter with me, though, just in case. All right, so we're just judging which one is better? God, that's a lot. Which one? I mean, I'm going to say one with chocolate and one with not.

Oh, chocolate. Is that chocolate? Chocolate. All right, so. I have my vote I've tasted the first one I'm not going for the second one You good Tommy?

Yeah I just gotta catch my breath little hit of banana in that one oh you guys put numbers under them yeah i don't know if they i don't know if that was consistent no you said i'll be number one oh jesus dave you can't it doesn't matter. We didn't end up using it. I mean, I could tell who made what based on just looking at them immediately. Yeah, no shit. It's pretty obvious. It took me 20 minutes. It took him 20 hours. I have my vote.

Yeah. Oh, my God. They're both good. Yeah. Have you made the same person? No. Thank you. It's Donnie versus White Sox Dave.

Dominican. I know. I'm saying it's like one plate is one person. No, no. No, they're both. One of these is Donnie's. One of these vs White Sox Dave No no they're both One of these is Donny's and one of these is White Sox Dave's How do we want to say our votes Let's text them to Che So it's either chocolate chip or not Yeah

And Che you can reveal Holy shit So just text your winner to Chocolate Nate wants to know if I'm going to blog the White Sox potentially moving to Nashville Are you? Yeah Yeah, I have like multiple times already I don't have my phone What would you like me to send your vote? Yeah? Yeah. I have, like, multiple times already.

I don't have my phone. What would you like me to send you a vote? Wait, it's chocolate chip versus non-chocolate chip? Yeah, so just show me a... Don't say it out loud. Okay. Wait, let me try one more time. Brandon, talk to me about that honey butter. Hmm?

Talk to me about that honey butter. Really goddamn good. Unbelievable. And frankly, I thought both breads were pretty good. Yeah. These are delicious. Before we say our votes. White Sox Dave does make this once every six months.

This is my first banana bread. Ever? Well, don't change that. Don't change the voters. We need more votes. We have five votes in right now. This is my first banana bread. Ever? Well, don't change that. Don't change the voters. We need more votes. We have five votes in right now. Boys, cast your votes.

I texted him. I texted him. I'm in. I'm in. I'm excited. I'm excited to see Dave do the gauntlet. You feel confident in it, Dave? No. Not at all.

The basketball really fucked me. I would say the soccer really fucked you. The results are in. I might hit that home run. The results are in. All right, who won? We have a tie. What?

Whoa. Wait, is there seven, right? I can't have bread. Oh, he can't have bread. That's right. I'll vote for Donnie. Wait, no, no, no. Steven, have you gotten it?

I have not. All right, so then Steven. Yeah, here. He'll be the tiebreaker. Who are the other six? Yeah, he's stressing. He's going down to sudden death, of course. Exactly.

I already won. So, Steven, enjoy your half-assed banana bread and your perfectly put-together banana bread. Yes. You know which way I voted. I mean, they're both. Very good. I'd eat both again.

If anybody wants the best experience of their life, I have honey butter right here. Pass that around, Brandon. Best experience of your life, Steven? I'm not going to pass it around right now because I'm still eating it. Steven is a tiebreaker. He's not giving up that honey butter that easily. I think the chocolate chip might be a bit of a cheat code. I think the non-chocolate chip is better.

But the chocolate chip is better. Wait, so what is it? What's your vote? Yeah, that didn't say anything. Non-chocolate chip. White Sox, Dave, one. That was you? That's me.

That's what I was. Hold on. Hold on. You said chocolate chip was a cheat code. Which one tasted better? Non-chocolate chip. That's you? Chocolate chip and bananas.

Whoa! That's stunning. I thought you were the chocolate chip. I thought you were the chocolate chip the whole time. Wow! Wow! Dave, winner! Banana bread bake-off. Wow! I chip tastes better. Dave. Winner. Banana bread bake off. Wow.

Here. I voted for the chocolate chip. Wow. Wow. I thought I was voting for Dave. I was certain I was voting for Dave. I was strictly trying to vote for Dave. I wasn't doing that.

I was voting for the chocolate chip because I was like, yeah, chocolate. One tasted like banana bread. One tasted like a chocolate chip cookie. That's what I've chocolate. One tasted like banana bread. One tasted like a chocolate chip cookie. Too many. That's what I've always said. And I was like, that's what you always said?

Always said. Chocolate chips, bananas, they don't go together. Your crust was very good too. But I would have bet my life that... Unbelievable, Dave. I'm going to shake your hand.

Donnie, thoughts? I mean, that's tough, but he does it every six months, so I guess... I'm a seasoned vet. It works. Wow. Johnny, what did you do this summer?

Yeah. No, honestly, I think France was an entire waste of time. I think that did nothing. Yeah. Tremendous waste of time. It really doesn't matter. Well, maybe Dave can teach you something. Yeah, I'll show you around there.

Yeah. Office here and there. I'll teach you a few things. I will say, I knew off the bat that his was better cooked. Mine's drier for sure. And I saw that right away because we should have used the same pan. I used a different pan. I told you to.

I told him to use the same pan as me. You know what? Maybe a little more listening in the kitchen, Donnie. You're right. He was the one coaching me, telling me, do this, do that. I'm like, this is what I do. I throw all this shit in a pan and I throw it in the oven. It's a wake-up call. I don't know.

Okay. We're the winners. They were both so good. Rumble on top. There was a whole crust that was different on mine. Did no one get any of that? This is the best competition ever. K-I-S-S.

You know what we should do? You could do a rematch. Yeah, rematch tomorrow. Rematch tomorrow. No chocolate chips, just nothing, no filling, because I don't know if that's even either. Wait, what was the onion debate going on over there? Oh, Dave thought onions were fruit.

I thought they were in the fruit family. Why? I don't know. I thought they were like one of those things, like tomatoes or fruit. Yeah. Tomatoes and onions, nothing alike. I understand that, but most people think tomato vegetable.

Like kids and shit, like growing up and everything. Right. Yeah. So why onion? But tomatoes and onions. Onion was in the fruit family. For what reason? I don't know.

I think that's a good enough reason. Yeah, yeah, that's fair. Yeah. We were talking about this the other day. Someone probably someone probably told me and i just ran with it like years ago yeah i probably told a million people that you know you've been spreading the word of yeah this is how we get dumber as a country yeah all right well dave you ready yeah all right what do i do thank you donnie thank you donnie thank you Thank you, Donnie. Thank you, Donnie. All right, Donnie. Well, you're a sous chef now to Dave. That's incredible.

Stunner. What an upset. I stared at that plate, and I was like, well, obviously, the one that looks awesome was made by Donnie. Yeah. Yeah. The one that has chocolate chips is Dave. The sloppy chocolate chips is obviously Dave.

I was like, caveman Dave's going to dump everything. Dave did that. Holy shit. He did that right. He did it right. Yeah. It's incredible. Gooey.

Moisture. I voted for chocolate chips because I was trying to have Dave win. And in an ultimate twist, I liked the other one more. Yeah. I think you did the same thing, Titus. No, I voted for chocolate chips thinking it was Dave, but then I was just going to. I liked the other one more. The chocolate chips is not banana bread.

Right. That's like a chocolate chip casserole. Too much. Too much going on. Yep. I warned him. All right, Dave. Focus.

Still having trouble. All right. Yeah. Dave's on fire. Dave might get a record. Are you worried? A little bit. All right.

You haven't talked. Ready, TJ? It'll pass. I'm ready. Chest burning. Three, two, one, go. Oh, no. Oh, it's over.

Oh, no. Oh, panic setting in. Oh. There it is. Oh, wow. Oh, does it count? Yeah, that counts. Yep.

Oh! Go! Baseball! Baseball. Oh, my God. Holy shit. We're on record watch. Record watch. Baseball, this is the hard one for him.

He's Dominican Dave. Record watch. Oh no! Oh! Shit! Oh no. Oh, Jesus. Didn't he play? Just hit it out.

There. Oh, no. Compose yourself. There it is. Football, football, football, football, football. He was on record watch, but the baseball kind of fucked him. Oh, my God. He's pissed. Get it.

I want to see him get really pissed. Oh, no. He throws a better ball than Cam Newton. Yeah. What was Cam Newton's time? You beat him. Six and five. Yeah, you beat Cam.

There you go. Go, go. Four points. There you go. Three-pointer. Is he going to hit the cornhole when he wheels the balls to the other side or no? Probably. He's got a decent shot.

I feel like Dave. Decent shot. Wet. Bring it down. Bring the rack down. Oh, shit. Something about Dave, it felt like he was a candidate for that. Yeah.

He's got a good form That's a white man jumper There it is come in here trivia trivia Cage need ten and right one main villain in he man Two last horses to win the Triple Crown. Four fast food restaurants owned by the Yum! brand. Four Adam Sandler love interests with the initials VV. Pick Vicky Valancourt.

There you go. Try ten states to border Canada. Land border. Washington, Montana. Michigan, Minnesota. Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont. Oh, my God. New York, Michigan.

Work with your teammate. Wisconsin, maybe. You're with TJ here. York. Michigan. Work with your teammate. Wisconsin maybe. You're with TJ here. Alaska. Montana. Michigan. New York. Vermont. New Hampshire. Maine. Alaska. Alaska.

He said Maine. Two more. Alaska. North Dakota. North Dakota. Author of the cat in the hat. Ohio. Does it have...

Ohio. Type Ohio. Thank you. It says land border. Land border. Author of the cat in the hat. Dr. Seuss. There you. It says land border. Land border. Author of The Cat in the Hat. Dr. Seuss. There you go.

There it is. Go three. Nice run, Dave. What's the last state? Why is it not Alaska? Idaho. It's definitely Alaska. Alaska definitely.

Yeah, Alaska does. Why would that not? I don't know. Good job, Dave. That was good solid score you're right in the like the the pop 10 oh yeah i beat mint sorry brandon marshall is both uh on the yak gauntlet leader board and he was just an answer on sporkle wow oh wow it's 126 is insane. Insane. Yeah. I had like a perfect run.

I hit both my shots right away. What attempt was it? It was the third time I did it. The rule is if you get beat, you get an automatic rebuttal. So it was an automatic rebuttal because I did have the record. Huh? Is this everybody after it? We don't know what that sentence means.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'm with you. I still care. All right. What do we got? Yes.

Who was the goalie when Jake Malasek did it? I was. Okay. And he scored on me right away. Yeah. All right. We need a KB redemption soon. The club of first shot goals.

Do it. If it lands on me. All right. Spin it. Tommy, your chest is going to hurt deeply for, like, the next hour. Yeah, so it's not hard. No, but remember, I'm not on it. Wes is not on it.

Brandon's not on it. I'm not on it. Nick's not on it. Because is not on it. Brandon's not on it. I'm not on it. Nick's not on it. Because we've all gone another time. Mook. Land on Mook, right? Yeah. Yeah, Mook also is not on it.

Let's go. Here we go. I want to see Skinny TJ do it. Remember when we debated vegetables for a half hour? Yeah. That was one of my favorite shows. That was so much fun. Look at that.

Let's get him out of the real ones. Let's go, no swag. Thank you, Dave. Appreciate it. Impressive, impressive day from White Sox Dave. He put up stats. Onion. He started the whole vegetable show. It was his show. He was the whole. Yeah, this is a big Dave show. It was his show.

Yeah. He was the driving force. What's up, man? I got something. He's got it. You ready, Ka? Ka. Ka.

Okay. This is to get out of the real ones. Three, two, one, go. Oh, no. Oh, he's staying real. He's staying real. That's the quickest oh, no. He picked up the bat.

He picked it up too slow. Oh, he's so real. This would be so funny if he ended up in the same spot he tried his there we go Kyle He's gonna kick too hard Yep, yep Dickhead! Dickhead! That was such an easy one. He's such a menace. Oh, you don't have to touch him. Ooh. He's like this with all of us, Tommy. He's unbelievable.

Yeah. He's so good. Dave scored on his first kick. Yep. So emasculated. Yeah. Yeah. It really does hurt.

Oh, no. Lick at it. You might be the realist. Oh, no. You're so real realist. Oh, no. He's so real. Go. Come on, KB. Take up some time, KB.

There it is. Fucking crush that. This could be good. Oh, no. Oh, he got it. I didn't know. I've never seen that. Fucking crush that this could be good Here we go, this is where it can fall apart for him Oh, God. Oh, no. Not again. It's like he's... Not again. But he, like, misses, like, not terribly. Yeah, that's what's crazy.

It's nuts. Zero adjustments. Every part of the rim he hits. Hits the front of the rim every time. Poop. Steph Curry. Why not? Again.

Oh, my God. Adjust. There we go. Yeah, like, when Stu went, he was just never going to make it. KB looks like he's going to make it every time. Yep. Yes. Hey.

Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle. Oh, yeah, there you go. Oh, he can't see. Oh. One NFL player who caught a peanut at M&M. Two fairly odd parents. Joe Montana. Three NBA players.

Eli Manning. U.S. states that start with N. New Jersey. New York. New Hampshire. New Mexico. Nevada, North Carolina. Two more. North Dakota.

Five lightsaber colors in Star Wars. Red. Time? There we go. There it is. 311. Amber is the color of my name. There we go. There it is. 311. Amber is the color of my name. There we go.

You're back, KB. Malsek kind of. Yeah, that was. When he did the little kick away, that was very. Wait, 9Ks slash tank race winners? Yeah. So this is. Wait, the George Carlin dirty words, too.

Wait, didn't I win it? Did I not win one? Oh, no. Oh, no, the Boots won the one that I thought I won. Look at this. There we go. Climbing all the way up there. Yeah, I kept that in my back pocket, that football strategy. Yeah, that was genius. I did that after hours.

Yeah, you want to hit the smallest surface area of the practice. Yeah, that was my best play. Revolutionized the game. It was beautiful. All right. What's up, Tommy? Anything? Still trying. I'm still dizzy. Yeah? I think you're making yourself

nervous. Yeah, I'm probably giving myself a heart attack. But yeah, I haven't run in probably about a year. Personally, how upset were you that the Surviving Barstona went to youtube incredibly yeah yeah incredibly upset that was like your star is born moment yeah i'm just not meant to be famous yeah it's a shame i think it would have been i think

maybe partially like everyone has these conspiracy theories i think the number one conspiracy theory is we don't want to lose tommy smokes yeah i think people are like if this gets to a wider audience all of a sudden tommy's poached for movies correct for sitcoms it took this move to realize you weren't going to be famous the paper i mean there's the the that was a part of it it was a part it was the back of your talent back to back of not or lack thereof it was not making the forbes list and then this getting pulled off youtube where it was like all right it's just not meant to be give it up yeah i'll go get a sales job or something here you'd be so bad at a sales job no i think i could no people would just be like no i'm not buying you'd be like okay please yeah i don't see you like bulldogging anyone on the phone

Yeah no It's not my style Okay How's everyone doing here? Good What time's your guys flight? Nick are you getting nervous? I'm going to go right after this What time's your flight?

Wait for advisors 8 A little retail therapy at O'Hare You guys got a tungsten meeting? Not a bad time. I don't know if we're going to have the time. It's a busy one. Shooting the game night all day tomorrow,

and then Friday and Saturday, out-of-order sketches all day. Wow. Busy day. Busy couple days. It's okay. Because very soon I'll be in Japan. Kyoto. That was Tokyo.

I'm taking the bullet train. When are you going to Japan? I'm going for three months. May to... April to March. I thought we were going to London. Yeah, I'll go after. Okay. I'll just go from Japan to London. I thought we were going to London. Yeah, I'll go after. Okay. I'll just go from Japan to London.

Okay. Well, so next Tuesday, everyone plan, we're going to Tuesday night, I think Rowan and Sass will be here. Fantastic. Next Tuesday? Yeah. Nice.

We'll do a holiday yak that we will run the Friday before Christmas. Should we get gifts for one another? I think we should. Yeah. Let me confirm that they're fully in. holiday yak that we will run the Friday before Christmas. Should we get gifts for one another? I think we should. Yeah. Let me confirm that they're fully in. Yeah. I think Rome was just waiting for his Pat Bev pod schedule.

And then, yeah, we'll do the same thing. Prices. Spin the wheel. Yep. What did we do? What was it like? A free to 1,000. Free to 1,000.

Free 100. Free to 500. Wasn't it? No, I think it was the minute. Oh yeah. And Sask at the highest. Yes. 500.

Let's do a thousand this year. We should go free to 500. Then it should jump to a thousand. So there's one slice. It's a thousand. Yeah. Yeah. And I got the free.

I'm going to get a thousand. Yeah. And big cat got free last year. Yeah. I got free last year. Scott fucked and brought in something that was way more valuable yeah because i just emptied my whole desk it's like a theragun and yeah it was like a homemade craft oh that was cage hers had to be homemade right yeah i think there was yours like i think mine was free yeah i got yours yeah and it was a lot of good stuff. And there were two $100 bills in there. That's because I literally went like this to my desk.

So I hope I get 50 this time. You cramping, Kyle? No. Oh, it's been our real wheel. I just have a bad calf. Count my blessings better than most, maybe. Still tight. A little bit tight.

Do you stretch? I've been stretching every day for like three months. And? I'm more flexible, but I never really cared about that. How long do you stretch? Five minutes. And it's just standard stretching? It's nothing exotic or anything? No, it's the basics.

I think my life would improve a lot if I did like 30 minutes of stretching every morning. Oh my god. Dude. Life would never be the same. But I don't know what to do. I give you some stretches. Bend. Back stretches. Yeah, just bend until you feel it. Touch the toes. You don't know how to stretch?

Quad up. No, I don't want to stretch the wrong way. I don't want to stretch the wrong way I don't want to do things that are stupid I haven't really noticed any crazy changes I'm going to do 30 minutes of stretching tomorrow No you aren't I'm going to wake up early and do 30 minutes of stretching No you aren't Don't do 30 minutes because you won't be able to sustain that

15 minutes Do 2 stretches. Do five. Three minutes. Three minutes is not a... Yeah, it is because you've never stretched. In my life, I've stretched. Five minutes of stretching tomorrow, just like Kyle does.

I stretched in 1994 once. That's always like when you play pickup basketball. I know you're supposed to stretch after And I just get right in my car And I get out of my car and I can't walk It's really stupid You're supposed to stretch after Before and after Way too much

I don't want to stretch after Okay we'll see you tomorrow I think Will Compton and Kyle Long will be here tomorrow Please like the stream Helps us, helps the algorithm And subscribe See you everyone tomorrow Thank you Tommy

It's the act It's the act It's the act We'll see you next time. See you tomorrow. Bye.