The Yewneek Pod - Mersh is broke? Brendan Schaub still stinnnks!Anthony Cumia on Chrissie Mayrs fathers murder!!! NO Diddy!!

Episode Date: April 6, 2024

Mersh continues to prove why he's 40 and white and failed to life! Braindead bapa embarrassing legal maneuvers. Youtube continues to stink! Technical difficulties continue! Mersh's cats and ga...yness discussed. Chrissie Mayrs father horrible demise! Cumia offers his theories. Pdiddy discussed. Bob levys stepdaughter only fans . Brendan Schaub dumb babbling

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Starting point is 00:00:00 🎵 Thank you. We'll be right back. Outro Music What's good though? How was your transvisibility day? Was it good? Did you eat some candy? I stole all my kids candy on transvisibility day. That's what it is now apparently. The fuck? kids candy on transvisibility day that's what it is now apparently the fuck yeah i like played madden all fucking day i don't know why like i don't know if i'm gonna touch call of duty or anything until rebirth fucking drops suck i've just been in madden
Starting point is 00:02:42 franchise mode i went until 2050 on one thing one lost playoff game they forced me to fucking retire and then I had to start a new one but whatever yeah how come I'm not seeing any of your comments by the way I called you the poor. Well, I mean, shoe fits. Hold on, why am I not seeing? Why is this not working? Why is there always shimping? Hold on.
Starting point is 00:03:19 Hold on a second. Why is that not working? We do that, and then we do that. Hold on a second. Why is that not working? We do that. And then we do that. Don't tell me I gotta go to fucking Restream to fix this. Hold on. two days 17 hours and 36 minutes till rebirth drops goddamn right why the fuck is this not work ah hold on a second there's always a problem with technology why is the chat not showing me the chat on the fucking screen?
Starting point is 00:04:07 Why is there always a goddamn problem? Always a fucking problem What's this? Now I don't want that Alright, where is the chat? that alright where is the chat settings avatar
Starting point is 00:04:55 uh... guitar, uh, why is it not fucking working, why is there always a problem, I can see your chat still, if you're writing, I can see it through my, uh, chat bot, but it's not showing up on screen, the preferable fucking way. Hold on, let me relink this. Chat overlay. Copy. Into here. Paste. Close. paste close now work
Starting point is 00:05:31 the Illuminati that bitch hasn't posted a video in a while why would she try and take me down oh wait I think you mean the one to work with, the Bill Burr group. Okay, so the restream chat's just not going to work on screen. Great, great. That's just fucking great. Ah, and people wonder why I don't livestream that much.
Starting point is 00:06:01 People wonder why I don't livestream that much. Always a fucking problem always a fucking problem why this shit just never fucking works at the will it work now will it work now No, it's just not gonna fucking work. Wait. Oh, fuck it. Hold on. We'll do it this way. Fuck it. Was it...
Starting point is 00:07:02 Can I turn that... Yeah, fuck it. I can just do that one. Whatever. I don't want to do that one, but we'll do that one. Wait, do they both gotta be on? No. No.
Starting point is 00:07:29 Hold on, let me get rid of the chat box. Do they really both gotta be on? Hold on, let me test something out here. Sorry about all this. Swag, Illuminati! Okay, I got it fixed now did i have to have them both on and then turn that second one off that's so fucking weird i how am i still alive because i'm awesome i mean
Starting point is 00:08:20 i i dude me and technology. It's pissing me off, man. I'm just trying to bide my time until April. Even, like, everything's coming in April. We're getting WrestleMania in April. We're getting Rebirth. We got Netflix. All the good fucking movies are coming in April and shit.
Starting point is 00:08:50 Like everything's going to be in April. Des didn't fix shit. But yeah, so like I said, how was your trans visibility day? How was it? Did you visibly see any trans people today? Fucking. I only stole one piece of candy from my kids, my daughter.
Starting point is 00:09:27 That was it. Faze Swag said in three days meet him here. He's jumping in the back of prison? I thought the top of prison was the hot drop. No, that's the back of prison? I thought the top of prison was the hot drop. No, that's the side of prison. Who lands in the side of fucking...
Starting point is 00:09:52 Nigga, you land in control center. The fuck? I should hire Chin. What about Cheeks is something. Is Swag a cheater? Oh yeah. All those guys cheat. I'm wondering by the way.
Starting point is 00:10:19 If Rebirth. If it's going to work. The way it does whenever like. They drop a new game. Meaning, like, the day before Rebirth drops, I'm wondering if you change your location to New Zealand. If you get to play the map a day early. Because that's always how you end up playing, like, the new game early. Is, uh, you just switch the location on your account to New Zealand. Like the new game. Early.
Starting point is 00:10:46 Is uh. You just switch the location on your account. To New Zealand. And you get to play it a day early. I wonder if that's going to work that way. With Rebirth Island. You heard what Steve said about Bobby Lee cutting him off on Sarah Hyland's podcast? No, what'd he say? We talking about Stevie Weeby?
Starting point is 00:11:31 But yes, we will blame Kalilah anyway unless you're a flat earther that don't believe in time zone you know what's weird I got a friend up in Canada who's an hour ahead of me and I'm on east coast time I always thought we were the first time zone but there's technically in nova scotia they're an hour ahead which is weird i think it's
Starting point is 00:11:53 only there what's up andy violin You know what? I'm already up on Federal Hill. Instead of me coming to you, you bring me some meatballs, some peppers and sausage, some gabarit gumamurisus. some meatballs, some peppers and sausage. Some gabriku memesis. Oh, but yeah, I'm so landing.
Starting point is 00:12:35 Well, I gotta land um, fucking chemical first drop. But trust me, I'm going to be landing control center probably the majority of the time. So, I'm going to be doing that. But, uh... Alright, let's get into some shiznit.
Starting point is 00:13:07 Alright, first I want to talk about the shop thing, but I really want to get into this merch thing. Because I got some thoughts about this shit. I haven't heard it all, but from the ten seconds I heard, oh, I got some thoughts. What's your non-American black opinion on P. Diddy? My first opinion was, don't fuck up our little secret P. Diddy and fly to fucking Cape Verde, which were the first reports of what he was doing, because they're non-extraditial. By the way, they're non-extraditial for one reason,
Starting point is 00:13:55 because us here in Rhode Island fought for that, so if you ever really fuck up, you can go to TF Green, hop in an airplane, and go stay with our family and never have to come back here. In case we really do something bad. So when I first heard he's going. Ah fuck. He's going there.
Starting point is 00:14:10 But apparently he didn't go there. He ended up in Florida or something. So. That was my first thought. My second thought is. I don't know. Uh, weird. I wonder if it's one of those things. Like, um.
Starting point is 00:14:41 Like, remember when that video came out of Drake playing with his dick? Which was a weird video. Meaning, it was a weird video. He's like jerking off in a mirror. Is it a weird thing where you have so much access to pussy, you need weird freaky shit to get you off like that video of drake reminded me of fucking dirk diggler in the mirror trying to jerk off going come on get hard like the fuck and now i wonder did he he's been so rich and famous for so long like i don't think he started out a weirdo homo but maybe that's where he ended up.
Starting point is 00:15:38 Brendan would sleep all of you, Woody. Brendan Chobb is 41 years old. That nigga has to take a nap during the day he needs men in the room to bust maybe but it's just maybe it's a thing of you got so much access to easy pussy you need weirdo shit to get you off
Starting point is 00:16:03 I mean I could imagine getting to that level but maybe that's it easy pussy, you need weirdo shit to get you off. I mean, I could imagine getting to that level, but maybe that's it. I don't know, though. So, Shab finally admitted something. White. It was a bizarre thing he admitted to.
Starting point is 00:16:47 What are you saying? Get off my nuts. There is some... Yeah. There's nothing you can do. And then forever, I didn't even control my own thing. And now I do. And I'll reply to someone. Especially if it's a car thing.
Starting point is 00:17:01 And they're like, oh, is it a built... It's not even a built motor. And I'm like, yeah, it actually has this, this, and this. And then, of course, the trolls are like, oh, I thought you don't read comments. I thought it was posting ghosts. I'm like, bitch, that was last year. Keep up, dog.
Starting point is 00:17:15 What is it? That was last year. Keep up. You're not funny. And you never made an announcement. You now read comments. Even though we all know you secretly did. Like, oh, an announcement. You now read comments. Even though we all know you secretly did. Like, oh, I thought you don't read comments.
Starting point is 00:17:30 Thought I was posting ghosts. I'm like, bitch, that was last year. Keep up, dog. Get off my nuts. He said, get off my nuts. The people commenting on shit he's posting.
Starting point is 00:17:45 Hold on, let me check something out real quick. I want to see the effort that's being put. It seems like a lot of fucking effort is being put into this shit. It doesn't even pop up. Hold on. Wait a minute. It doesn't even pop up. Hold on. Wait. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Starting point is 00:18:11 You would think the amount of effort this nigga is putting into this Toontown shit there'd be videos every day. The last one is still the one where he flipped this truck. And it's only got 168,000 views. They kept saying viral. That's not viral.
Starting point is 00:18:34 168,000 views. That's not going viral. And that was a month ago. It's already dead. As much shit. Is he just doing this shit on Instagram where he's not getting paid? He's got an amazing 7,000 subscribers, though.
Starting point is 00:18:56 I think that's a lot more than that extra thick channel. Oof. this is terrible you know how much money he spends to do this to make nothing this is not only does this cost him money this cost him a lot more money well I don't know well yeah
Starting point is 00:19:20 cause he's still paying people to film this shit this is costing him more of his dad's money than a regular horse shit he does. He spends money to do this. This man does not make a penny. From this. Even that payout he got. Which was mostly to stock that tank. I think they're on penny sheets.
Starting point is 00:19:45 And fucking one of the subsidiaries already went out of business. Um. He's not making a fucking penny. He spends money to do YouTube. How's betting on yourself go stupid? Well I should say to your dad. Fucking rich kid. But uh. He's in daddy's,
Starting point is 00:20:07 he's always been in daddy's money, probably. He probably initially made, I will say, Brendan Shaw probably, before he went, because by the time I started paying attention to him and other people before he became fully retarded because i didn't know who the fuck brendan job was until like shit what 2018 19 and he had already been doing it for a while before that and before everyone got cancelled
Starting point is 00:20:47 and all that shit he probably legitimately made 7 million dollars 7 million dollars he never made that much in the UFC he admits that he's just a rich kid million dollars. He never made that much in the UFC. He admits that.
Starting point is 00:21:08 He's just a rich kid who got into the UFC. Podcast One's stock is $2.90. It went up. Dun dun dun! After taxes though. I know, but he's a rich kid
Starting point is 00:21:25 but he probably made the bulk of his run about the totality of it 7 million I'm talking they were doing stand up they were trying I'm calculating all of it in all the years
Starting point is 00:21:44 and now he pays to do it they were trying, I'm calculating all of it in all the years. And now he pays to do it. And that 7 million means really nothing considering where he lives. But he's got daddy's multi-millions. His dad sold a fucking internet company in the 80's that he was an owner of. His dad sold a fucking internet company in the 80s.
Starting point is 00:22:08 That he was an owner of. So this nigga had multi-millions. But I'm talking about his own money. Someone brought up a great point. I think on the fighter and the sub the fighter and the kid subreddit he named his kid Boston because Joe Rogan's from Boston and got a tattoo of Texas
Starting point is 00:22:41 because Joe Rogan moved to Texas that's fucking weird. But he named his kid Boston because, by the way, Joe Rogan's not from Boston. Joe Rogan's from, like, Somerville or some shit. That, that,
Starting point is 00:22:59 people aren't from Boston. Very few people, like, Bill Burr isn't from Boston. Very few people, like Bill Burr isn't from Boston. John Cena's not from Boston. They're from cities in Attleboro, but everyone just says Boston because people know Boston. They're not from Boston. Very few people are actually from Boston. And Joe Rogan
Starting point is 00:23:28 Was never from there You never Heard of him before Rogan I don't know when I first heard about him People I think the first video I ever made about Brendan Schaub was the Slinging Dick video
Starting point is 00:23:47 Where he outed Joe Rogan For cheating on his wife And then Joe Rogan did that Don't show that to Brendan, he'll fuck it up That was my, so whenever that happened That was the first time I ever heard of Brendan Shaw
Starting point is 00:24:07 And I would do videos about him Not that many videos though And then he ended up suing me And losing What a dummy He filed an appeal I didn't reply to the appeal by the way
Starting point is 00:24:30 cost me fucking $30 to overnight my reply to that appeal court whatever though dummy wants to keep it going he already lost he already got the channel back
Starting point is 00:24:48 he did succeed in one thing I do not think they're giving me back my same stream channel just because it's caught in such a mix they don't understand that that channel was only taken down because my main channel was
Starting point is 00:25:04 but now my main channel is restored so you need to that channel only had I want to say 3,000 subscribers but that was my live streaming channel so it only meant to have 3,000 subscribers because only that amount of
Starting point is 00:25:22 people want to watch me live stream not at once, but you said something stupid during the night. But I think that channel's gone in my communications because I've tried to explain it to them 50 fucking times, but they're not getting it
Starting point is 00:25:37 because they're saying, well, you still have the email. They basically told me they can't recover the channel and since the channel wasn't taken down through strikes there's no way to reverse it meaning all right we'll retract the strike so you get your channel back because the channel wasn't taken down through strikes it was taken down because it was associated with the channel that got taken down. So I don't know if they saved that channel
Starting point is 00:26:05 whereas they had to save my main channel. By the way, tomorrow all videos will be on my main channel and this will be my live streaming channel. But, uh, yeah, I think that same stream channel is gone, unfortunately. So, he got that done did he yes he sued me the fuck this this loser has been going off this much about this car shit in his last video was that i by the way too lazy to try gets this many views in the first day he drops a video. This nigga's in a month and he said he went viral.
Starting point is 00:26:53 But the way he's talking about this car shit and truck shit, you would think he's dropping videos all the time on it. He's not even dropping videos about it. Except on Instagram and shit. Weird. She'll we're not married so she can't fleece me in a divorce. That's another big reason by the way all videos will be dropped on the main channel
Starting point is 00:27:29 and i'm making this a live streaming channel this is technically des's channel remember i this channel because i got sued and my channel taken down i wasn't allowed to have another youtube channel but now i am but this channel isn't des's name so this technically isn't even my channel and which we're gonna get into because we're about to get into the merch thing which i find very fucking interesting that he's broke i haven't heard it yet i heard in 10 seconds but I got a feeling of what the problem was. Sure did get me a Taco Bell today, by the way. I had a Mexican pizza
Starting point is 00:28:21 and two five-layer beefy burritos for lunch. Yeah, nigga, deal with it. But, uh, I mean... So, like, he's doing all this car shit, but his last video was from a month ago. But I keep seeing all this car shit. I'd assume this channel
Starting point is 00:28:52 would be bumping with videos. It's not. Makes no fucking sense to me. And then the nigga does this statement of gotta stop yeah you know there's nothing can do and then forever I didn't control my own thing and now I do and I'll reply to someone like if it's if they say
Starting point is 00:29:17 something especially it's car thing like oh is it a built look it's time to built motor not like dad is actually has this this and this and then of course the trolls like oh I thought you don't read comments I thought it was posting ghosts I'm like bitch that was last year keep up get off my nuts there is some gotta stop
Starting point is 00:29:35 by the way good decision to have the dumb weirdo ears. I bet this asshole goes to his agents. Why am I not getting any acting work? Hey, retard, your ears look stupid. And you can't read and you sound retarded.
Starting point is 00:30:01 But, um, also your ears, stupid. I'm going to keep them you a badge of honor. Ugh. If you ever see anyone with those ears, they're weirdos. Why would you
Starting point is 00:30:15 not get your ears fixed? It's not a badge of honor to have your ears fucked up like that. You're not tough. In fact, if your ears are like that, that means you're the opposite of tough. You were always on the ground
Starting point is 00:30:31 and you always lost. Winners didn't have their ears like that. Having your ears like that Is the thing where stand-up comedians Say it takes 20 years To get good at stand-up comedy Does it They say 10 years
Starting point is 00:30:54 Like I said this before Godfrey went on that bullshit By the way another rich kid I love Godfrey You niggas know I love Godfrey but Godfrey is another rich kid. I love Godfrey. You niggas know Godfrey. I love Godfrey, but Godfrey's another rich kid. It takes 10 years to get really good at it.
Starting point is 00:31:10 Does it? What thing can you suck at and make no money at for 10 years and you can still do it to where you get good at it? But all the best that didn't take them. Chris Rock, Jim Carrey. All the greats. It took them about two, three, not even,
Starting point is 00:31:30 Artie Lang, David Spade, Chris Farley. Didn't take them Mike Myers. Didn't take them no fucking ten years. And get good. Godfrey said it took ten years to get good godfrey said it took 10 years to get good as if godfrey's in a fucking arena and he's not he's still doing club gigs godfrey thinks he's good at stand-up which is a weird thing and he is good at rocking the clubs. Godre is always known as the white act, though.
Starting point is 00:32:11 I like Godre, though. But, uh, yeah, okay. Oh, we got multiple Mersh videos to check out, too. All right, first one. So, Mersh admits he's broke. It takes 10,000 hours. Corey Holcomb, of course, Corey Holcomb. Corey Holcomb just delivered my Taco Bell earlier, too.
Starting point is 00:32:39 And then he said 5150. And I was like, what are you talking about? He was like, the tip. I was like, nigga you talking about He was like the tip I was like nigga Fuck out of here Godfrey does good Yeah but his thing isn't impersonations Nor should it be Godfrey is a good stand up But uh
Starting point is 00:33:03 Yeah When he went on that 10 year rant but uh yeah when he went on that 10 year rant did not like that of course Chappelle and niggas got mad when Andrew Schultz and I said the same thing when I was live streaming, complained.
Starting point is 00:33:29 And when he got his thing, and I was happy he got his thing. But niggas were like, and then I got 80 pilot deals. That nigga was talented off the rip. It doesn't take stand-up comedians 10 years to get good at stand-up comedy. If that was the case, there would not be your legends. It takes rich kids good to get stand-up comedy
Starting point is 00:33:56 after 10 years. But the niggas who actually did it and made it? Once again, I'll say Artie Lang Artie Lang started comedy In 1990 By 1994 He was on a network TV show Fucked that up
Starting point is 00:34:22 Was in movies Fucked that up And in movies Fucked that up And I would say by 90 Late 98 was on the Howard Stern show He was good enough As stand up comedy though To get on a network TV show Joe Rogan
Starting point is 00:34:41 Was on a network TV The niggas were actually good. It didn't take them 10 fucking years. Thank you $2 to the Super Chat. Remember, $25 stream lab donation. Become an instant moderator.
Starting point is 00:34:56 You're in a power. Over the thumbs in chat. You become an instant moderator, by the way. It's too fat to fish. He's running, buddy. Alright. First merch clip.
Starting point is 00:35:22 Oh, his cocaine pig story. It's the funniest thing ever. 2001? No. Well, maybe. Yeah, he was around for nine... Yeah. But still, he had already been on fucking mad TV.
Starting point is 00:35:43 In movies. They already did dirty work. I think Elf 2 had already been done. But he got on mad TV. There's a great story that goes around that Bill Burr
Starting point is 00:35:59 Bill Burr still fucks with Bobby Lee because Bill Burr used to have to say Mr. Bobby Lee. And it's funny now in the context. But at the time, of course Bill Burr had to say Mr. Bobby Lee throughout the entire 90s and early 2000s
Starting point is 00:36:16 because who the fuck was Bill Burr? Bobby Lee was a person and they were on a show and in movies. So it didn't take Bobby Lee 10 years and take Bobby Lee 10 years it might have took bill burr 10 years although bill burr you know it might have took Bill Burr,
Starting point is 00:36:46 but Bill Burr is another rich kid, Bill Burr's dad is a doctor, well, technically a dentist, but still, I'm not, I'm not an anti-dentite, but, uh, Bill Burr was another dude, but, uh, yeah, the Martians, I know, because I want to see what he's complaining about. I didn't quite get this, though. Look at him. He's gained weight. I'm thinking, honestly, I was even thinking he was getting an upgrade. But I don't have the money to spend right now because I've taxed stuff because of taxes as I wanted for
Starting point is 00:37:33 your social security number pretty great you know what I mean I'll put it this way if I blow all my sports betting like my account just goes to zero there's no deposits there's no me putting money back into it for a while for a long time it's gonna be like i've just been playing off of the same money for since the super bowl more or less but i'm in that kind of danger where if i fuck up my my my bucky account like there's a zero there ain't no fucking swipe my card around so i'm i'm broke nobody's getting extra shit. I'm not getting extra shit. All right, all right.
Starting point is 00:38:06 Before I get into the rest of this, does anyone in this chat follow Mersh? I've been so ensconced in this lawsuit, I miss this. Um, does anyone in here follow Mersh? So, um, here follow Mersh so um has Mersh been a single guy in Florida and why is there not a new bitch every night and my ex did this and this is a thing on the Mersh live stream night we were you. Because I'm sick of Kyle doing this.
Starting point is 00:38:47 It'd be a bit... But he's years in, so it'd be so years in. Does any of that happen on the Mersh live stream? The single guy in Florida, does any of that happen during that live stream?
Starting point is 00:39:04 Or is he just a fat white guy babbling about politics? And I said, I literally made this statement I want to say three years ago. If he's still doing the same fucking shit I literally made the statement I literally made the statement. Is there an ex? Well, Mersh. Hashtag
Starting point is 00:39:33 Mersh is fucked, but Tiffany got has had one bitch, some outside bitch. We didn't put a bitch on, but you know that crazy bitch. Imagine if I did a lot. Imagine if my cousin works his factory job and the lame bitches he talks about,
Starting point is 00:39:54 never mind if me doing a live stream making money, has Mersh gotten any pussy from doing YouTube? Any. Whatsoever. And don't say cats. Because I think he's into a cat thing. If not, this nigga is
Starting point is 00:40:24 he's worse than I know he looks like little Nicky's neighbor he's little Nicky's neighbor trying to dress himself up he really has become little Nicky's neighbor her homeboy had to rock
Starting point is 00:40:43 by the way the same guy was a little Nikki's neighbor did grandma's boy was just hilarious but you had to put on like a fat seal and get bald watch the movie little Nikki and then imagine Mursh without the hat but he's doing a live stream he's supposed to be on and popping no bitches why would anyone want you you're single in Florida
Starting point is 00:41:17 I remember me in single in Florida and I was fucking in Pensacola at a military base and we had to do our real partying in Alabama. We had bitches around. There's no bitches or ex-bitches or
Starting point is 00:41:41 no story. My problem with Mursh, the lack of creativity. He slept on the couch too long. They stole Owen Benjamin's audience and then knew nothing. They bungled it. The bunglers bungled it.
Starting point is 00:42:02 All right, let's get back into this. I'm just shocked How sad this is how much they fucked up I'm thinking honestly. I was even thinking just get an upgrade But I don't have the money to spend right now tax stuff Because I'm taxes. Here's a warrant for your social security number pretty great I'll put it this way if I blow all my sports betting like my account just
Starting point is 00:42:34 goes to zero there's no deposits there's no me putting money back into it for a while for a long time it's gonna be like I've just been playing off of the same money for since the Super Bowl But I'm in that kind of danger My my bucky account So I'm broke nobody's getting extra shit, I'm not gonna shift the cat's in Where'd you make it so interesting? I could listen to cats out forever In fact, you should just explicitly you got a call call it Cat Talk. You'll change the game.
Starting point is 00:43:08 By the way, Jim and Virgie are making fun of me. But I don't... Look, I had a fucking... Alright, wait. I've been gone. I'm back now. The lawsuits are on back.
Starting point is 00:43:25 This nigga really hasn't been doing... I've seen the cat things. He hasn't really been doing, like, a cat thing. This isn't real. He's not really admitting he's completely broke and... He just fucks with cats. I have a cat that I don't like. Bring that fucking cat to me.
Starting point is 00:43:50 I'll torture this motherfucker on air right now just to piss this nigga off. What the fuck is he talking about a cat for? Why did I want a cat? No, this can't be real. This can't be real. I do a cat thing?
Starting point is 00:44:27 What cat thing though? What the fuck is he talking about? Where about the cat thing? I'm shocked by this fucking statement though. And, uh... statement though and uh this nigga so really a loser he got an apartment in Florida
Starting point is 00:44:54 the easiest and cheapest place and it went into cat content by the way Tamira Hasano went into dog content. That would be successful and you would get some animal lover donations.
Starting point is 00:45:16 That's the problem with niggas like this who rely on you people to donate. Ooh. Ooh. A thing I had to do once or twice. They came through to once and
Starting point is 00:45:33 twice barely. A thing I will never do. Rely on you to give me money though. Ooh. And I never relied on it keeping going back early day you niggas don't donate to me you're not going to do whatever it's fine I
Starting point is 00:45:52 don't make my money on people giving me money but whoa is this a real thing there now we need a merch defender I don't think I'm in a real story here and I'm watching these videos but I think they obviously they gotta be out of context although he did get fatter and loosier and there's still no like I'm saying my live stream be single
Starting point is 00:46:36 by the way which might happen very soon we're very close to happen very soon. We're very close to saying it might happen very soon. It might happen very soon. I just think it's a nice thing. We're all like, now we're like, we're gonna be in a lesson, and everything like that. I don't know what I'm saying now. I don't know what I'm saying now.
Starting point is 00:47:09 I don't know what I'm saying now. I'm a little bitch. I hit my phone. I'm ringing my phone. I don't have my phone. I don't have my phone. How do you know I have no bitches or anything? You've all been watching your streamer rely on donations.
Starting point is 00:47:33 Which I don't rely on donations. I have views. You didn't do it. Yeah, shit. Okay. He didn't do it, but I'm... Yeah, I'm gonna do shit. Okay. Okay. I had to do this just to spike that guy at that event.
Starting point is 00:47:53 It was his podcast event. We had a fuck who died. I don't know what he was. Okay. He was like... I don't know what he was. What was his podcast? in this life. You are a holy podcast. This is this packet
Starting point is 00:48:21 with a a car holy podcast. Diz paket a-gloz, eo eushev eo kar Hoove Podcast. Ha, dañ you fucking losers. This is getting broke, but yeah, that's what you're doing, bro. But throw the couch. I'm like, I've never done an hour Might have an hour at one point when we had to show up at my windows and was funny on that I'm like, you know chat He's like I'll come back into this You can talk about something else
Starting point is 00:49:37 And if anybody was a fan of my show Our haters adding the fireworks You know, it's lying in I mean you trip up that ass like that Uh huh Are the theaters adding the fireworks? I wanted to make a show of merch So you're adding the fireworks and the merch after you're doing that I don't know how stupid you think about that ass It got to the point where the guy just kept arguing with me to the point where I'm like, I don't want you back.
Starting point is 00:50:08 I don't, like, if you think that coming up to me and saying this was going to be a fun exchange or a cool exchange, if you thought I was going to change anything for you, I'm like, I don't ever want you to do anything. He's like, oh, but you don't get it for all the
Starting point is 00:50:23 fans. I'm like, I don't want you to be. He's like, oh, you don't get it, bro. I'm a fan. I'm like, I don't want you. It's probably on the red line as we speak. Where's John Deere head with this umbrella? Where's John Deere head with this umbrella? Is there anything worse now? I don't know. Is this really immersed now? Is this really immersed? Within it now
Starting point is 00:51:04 There's anything I am immersed in We're in it now. We're in it now. We're in it now. Verse kicking. I took a whole other video to play, nigga. I'm fucking stunned and stupefied. And this is when I went and went into this faggot to loser faggot
Starting point is 00:51:24 the Lost and Error thing. He's begging me for money and why this packet to loser packet and he lost and everything. He's begging me for money and I don't give it to him. Which is why I said I will never rely on you people. I'm doing a live stream tonight. And I'll never do another live stream. None of you is donated tonight.
Starting point is 00:51:41 All right, fine, whatever. And I'll have a packet like a commercial. I don't know what I'm fine, whatever. And I'm a faggot like Marshall. And I do need you to donate for me to do a live stream. But you didn't. So how about this? I just want to do a live stream. I'm a faggot who has to come back the next day. Thank fucking God I'm talented enough to not have to rely on people giving me money.
Starting point is 00:52:18 And I was never going to do that. They got us through us a couple of months, fucking five years ago. We ain't even done with that shit. And that was never going to happen with the fact that but he did a weirdo thing and he's a weirdo faggot oh my god you niggas follow verse we don't even know my cousin Matt
Starting point is 00:53:03 who works at a factory job but gets pussy. And he has a cat too. Because I shit on my cousin. He got a cat. I got a cat. And he moved to Maine. He's a cat.
Starting point is 00:53:19 But he fucks pussy. And not on stuff I'm going to do for my stream thing. Merch gets no pussy in any way, shape, or form anywhere. What a fucking loser.
Starting point is 00:53:36 No chick wants to fuck him. No chick wants to be with him. Or he can't create that. Because he goes out the couch in an apartment
Starting point is 00:53:49 and thinks, you know, you got a cat and then you have that thing. Mercer's the weirdest nigga I've ever seen in my life.
Starting point is 00:54:01 That nigga Mercer's the weirdest. He had a free ride. He had his couch. Went around doing everything. He didn't really do anything. And he has an apartment in Florida. A single guy in Florida
Starting point is 00:54:19 in an apartment. And he's talking about cats and shit. Whoa. By the way had no idea how to do content and he's crying like oh yeah you're a single guy in Florida and you get no donations you know how to do content single guy in Florida that bitch this bitch That bitch, this bitch, that bitch, this bitch, you know what I'm talking about, but that bitch is bothering me. He had no idea how he knew the creativity of doing that.
Starting point is 00:54:55 He's a fucking loser. yeah I still gotta watch the anniversary video though, gonna break down how he fucked himself anniversary video, I played it in LA and I I was even thinking just get an upgrade but I don't have the money to spend right now is that tax stuff because of taxes is a warrant for your social security number pretty great i'll put it this way if i blow all my sports betting like my account just goes to zero there's no deposits there's no me putting money back into it for a while for a long time it's gonna be like i've just been playing off of the same money for since the super bowl more or less but i'm in that kind of danger or if i up like my my monkey account it goes to zero.
Starting point is 00:56:05 There ain't no fucking swipe my card or nothing. So I'm broke. Nobody's getting extra shit. I'm not getting extra shit for cats either. Virgie, man, cats are so interesting. I could listen to cats out forever. It's stupid. In fact, you should just explicitly do cat content.
Starting point is 00:56:20 Call it Cat Talk. You'll change the game. By the way, Jim. You're fat. Fuck. By the way, Jim... You're fat. Fuck. Dude, it got some pussy. Why would... And that's bizarre, really.
Starting point is 00:56:34 Jim and Virgie are making fun of me. Um, what is this? Whoa. Okay. I got it. Why would you want... Merce is a homo. Why would you want to do this just to spite that guy at that event.
Starting point is 00:57:06 We were in these podcasts at that event. We had a fucking guy come up to me at the end of the recording. I don't know who he is. I went in and attacked him, you know, he did fuck up. Could be he didn't fuck up. He was fucking brutal. But, uh, I'm not gonna lie, I've watched a long time. Every show is like an hour and a half of cat talk.
Starting point is 00:57:29 I can't take it. I've never done an hour and a half. I might have had an hour at one point when we had to do this shot up in my window. You did an hour of cat content? And if anybody was a fan of my show, you know who I am, I knew you'd be tripping that ass. I know how to talk excuses and how to ask. It got to the point where the guy just kept arguing with me to the point where I'm like, I don't want you back. I don't, like, if you think that coming up to me and saying this was going to be a fun exchange or a cool exchange, if you, if you.
Starting point is 00:58:26 I was thinking about it, you of her in the second video. This is so insane to me. It takes a very special level of dumb to not have that in her mouth. HL2 says, I drink to turn it off for a while. Why do you think I drink so much? To shut him up. To shut him up. To shut him up.
Starting point is 00:58:50 99% of this is just shut up. Shut up. Shut up. One of my daughters. I know. I know. I hate everyone around me and myself. And I want a fucking good girl, I know.
Starting point is 00:59:10 But I'm also too scared to die, I know. Shut up. I know. I prove almost everything I do to my daughter. I know. Shut up. That's why we all do it. That's literally why we all do it. Oh, Marsh went for a white dude. I'm a white loser, so I'm gonna be a loser. So I expect anything from you, you know, loser. Oh, you want that one?
Starting point is 00:59:59 All right, I got the merch trajectory Whoa, that's fucking sad. So, I'm gonna explain on this taxes thing where he got fucked. Ultimately, when you do this job, you get a pay. You get a pay when you do this job. That's why Dez is mad at me. I put a YouTube channel on her name and she had to pay. Now we have four kids.
Starting point is 01:00:33 She can't do something back. Well, not that one's back. Because she had to pay. But when you do this thing, um, they don't have a job like you work. Or they take things out. No, they just pay you. So you get to pay and you do complete records. And I think he's pissed right now because we get audited all the time because we try to fuck the government over all the time because we get paid and they get donations and this thing and that thing. Yeah, so that's the downfall of doing YouTube. You got the pay taxes, which is fine.
Starting point is 01:01:26 I don't know, it's a faggot in Florida. Makes nothing. I didn't march failed. I'm a faggot in Florida. And that, I know that dummy put no money away for the taxes and this is most YouTubers. I make an ultimate point, listen to my point.
Starting point is 01:01:52 This is why most of the reaction channels you follow, you know or something like that. and then, two million dollars, and then the taxes, fuck them. Because this doesn't work. Like a regular job where they take your taxes out, no. Doing this, you have to pay taxes and they don't take it out. And it's not like it works. Fuck them though. But that's it. I mean, it's hard to keep track of. It sucks to keep track of.
Starting point is 01:02:41 But it's not like it works. They just didn't pay it. But being an implementer, yes. And I didn't know, yeah, you know, to pay. I mean, I still get the four kids. I think I want to look at six hundred bucks. I only got four kids, but I don't know what's going on. They think it's pretty right. I don't know what I'm going to eyes. And the taxes come. They're going to say, yeah, you're going to pay the taxes.
Starting point is 01:03:31 Don't take them out of our paycheck. They're not so fucking stupid. I'm singing. I'm singing. I'm singing. You guys are here watching. You're watching us. Am thing-ing. Neuze, neuze, neuze, neuze. Neuze. Neuze. Am thing-ing.
Starting point is 01:04:02 Moa hir eo eo e brok. I think I had a... one of these broke. I think I broke. In an apartment in Florida. They immersed the... I never met a mercy defender. I don't think I ever will. They got an apartment in Florida and these niggas throwing out cats. What a loser faggot. What a fucking homo. Murshid is gay, right? I don't know. I feel worse.
Starting point is 01:05:13 I feel like a cat. I think it's gay, right? I think it's gay. What's wrong with that? Mercy is gay, right? update goodbye fortnight had to get rid of something. So, I mean, god damn. You hope I got my secret lawyer helping me again? Is he that much of a secret, though? By the way, I got another little tidbit of evidence i'm thinking about making a video about something that's just very interesting but uh yeah i'm planning on making a video about it but
Starting point is 01:06:36 yeah he gave me another little piece of info about uh the appeal process and how brendan shop's lawyers are now handling this basically how they're just bilking him out of money mad dubs but of course of course mad dubs you don't know who this is you don't know who what is. You don't know who what is. Nigga, I'm me. Deal with it. But, yeah, so Rebirth. Mad dubs. Although, we spent a lot of the time exploring seeing what was still the same.
Starting point is 01:07:19 A lot of the stuff is. Not that many big changes, to be completely honest with you which i like and um um when i got this thing uh three you gotta get 30 dubs i think we officially got three. Um, because it was launched today, and we knew there was going to be a problem. Huge latency and FPS problems, which made it kind of a bitch, but we still got mad dubs,
Starting point is 01:07:56 mad kills, rocking this shit. But I think we got three dubs, and I played for about four hours. But we're also testing shit out. Use a limiter? I'm trying to talk over my family in the next room.
Starting point is 01:08:16 Are they being loud? Of course they are. When are they not loud, when the fuck are they ever not loud, hold on, I'm just fixing something real quick, don't worry, do I gotta do that every time now? Hopefully not, but... I mean... I'm the big cheese. But, um, dude.
Starting point is 01:09:02 I was just so happy that Rebirth is back. Landing it. I, of course, had to land fucking Chemical right off rip. But, um, all the same shit. If you still land that bio in the bottom, do the shower, you get the money, you get the card, you go to security, get the free loadout. I'm back to using stims.
Starting point is 01:09:33 They're not as OP as they used to be, but still very effective. They're not as OP as they used to be, but now you got the backpack. So if you just stock up on stims in your backpack end game like i did an end game win that was pretty fucking crazy that was dope as fuck roger's stimming and stimming and stimming buying people and shit What does that say? I don't know why this fucking restream chat isn't working on screen again.
Starting point is 01:10:19 But, uh, I mean, yeah. Shit is great. Better shut who up? Who do you hear? Stop saying, learn my gear. And your name is Billy. It's a gay name. You're running smokes?
Starting point is 01:10:43 I was when I first started off, but... I think the stims are better. And I don't rebirth so well I don't really need smokes. Don't need smokes. I don't rebirth so well. Ah, it's just so much fun to play a fucking fun map again.
Starting point is 01:11:12 This shit is really fucking annoying. And I'm not restarting it. But, I mean... Great time. Rock this shit. great time rock the shit got some dubs and like tomorrow is when we're really gonna go hardcore because like I said this is the initial day
Starting point is 01:11:37 I gotta find out what was nerfed what was buffed I'm just running like I'm still using that stalker sniper. I'm thinking I'm going to have to switch that up. Probably have to unlock the new sniper. And shit. But.
Starting point is 01:11:54 That was just so much fun. Every game. Landing control center. Fucking. I forgot. At the end. We were pretty much landing the houses you know right in front of
Starting point is 01:12:08 security they switched the name of security and when you land in that house and you get that bag that bag is still there but when you grab it you only get 200 bucks when back in the day when you grabbed it you got like what fucking 10 grand or something
Starting point is 01:12:24 they still got the bag there and they got the redeployment the gulag re-entry kit things so either that's a secret easter egg they keep doing or they're so fucked that they brought back a map but still have the glitch that they had from a shika on the new map of the gulag re-entry kit and i got a dub using that fucking thing one time i was fucked got killed should have been wiped made the wipe sound but i came back landed on and they get killed and i heard through the proxy chat you're the motherfucker landed. By the way, my proxy chat lasted about five minutes until I was voice chat banned. Yeah. They voice chat ban you all the time now.
Starting point is 01:13:13 So, that lasted about five minutes. Extremely fucking gay. Yes, I can see your message. Final Fantasy 7 I was never a Final Fantasy fan never a Final Fantasy fan alright well now you're banned Billy Alright Well now you're banned Billy
Starting point is 01:13:49 If you're gonna complain that much Go watch Sign Out you fucking homo But uh Alright I wanted to get into the shop thing now So Shop I'm Callan so shop on the latest episode of the fighter and the kid podcast they're trying to um show big titty new intern bitch this bitch looks like what was that witches movie
Starting point is 01:14:24 where they turn the kids into mice, was that witches at eastwick or something, her face looks like that bitch, that main bitch, was that that movie, but he made fun of a disabled person, now I have no problem making fun of disabled people. I have a problem with unfunny people trying to make fun of disabled people. That's my problem. So these conjoined twins came out and said they were technically been married for two years. The husband is like a decorated veteran and a lot of people have opinions on this. I have one question to both of you. Is this considered polygamy?
Starting point is 01:15:36 I think it's awesome. I don't know. That's weird. It's weird. When I saw him, I'm like, I wonder if they suck him off together. Well, that's all anybody's thinking. I'm sorry. As soon as I saw the picture, it's weird. When I saw him, I'm like, God, I wonder if they suck him off together. Well, that's all anybody's thinking. I'm sorry. As soon as I saw the picture, I'm like...
Starting point is 01:15:48 She had to fake laugh at his joke. Ugh. Oh, fuck yeah. Terrible joke. Thank you for the $4.99 through Super Chat, Bob Levy's daughter, who is an online sex worker. Is she?
Starting point is 01:16:07 Bob Levy has a daughter daughter i know he had a son did they just suck them off together like a porno i mean it's gross you're awful you're a terrible yeah i know that is what i was thinking right as soon as i saw like weird i wonder how that works out well and one get jealous it's 100 what i was thinking about and i think everybody is what's the dynamic when they're sucking them off? That's what I was... Hey, I'm not going to get into this, but it's so unorthodox. Dude, we're in this mousetrap together. We got to figure this out.
Starting point is 01:16:33 How are they giving BJ? Yeah, they both look great. God bless both of them. Do you think... Fuck you. That's you. Oh, yeah, and your hair looks great. What the fuck, dude?
Starting point is 01:16:44 It looks better. By the way, dude? It looks better. By the way, their faces are better looking than your face, cunt. Ugh! How much do you think Brendan Shaw fucks this chick? He has to pay. He fired that dude, George, to hire her. Just a fucker. Because he can't really go on the road that much.
Starting point is 01:17:04 Because, you know, the family. Even though he's on the road that much because you know the family even though he's on the road all the fucking time now still but she's his stepdaughter well that's not his daughter it's his stepdaughter who gives a fuck why can't I be nice about this? He's a big, handsome hunk of a man. Big hands. He has like multiple medals that he wants. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:33 I thought America first, you fuck. No, I am. Holy shit. You are such a progressive motherfucker. Did he say he's not the prom? It's a problem, stupid. You're dressed like a homo. You're not funny.
Starting point is 01:17:50 And you lost a lawsuit. And you're retarded. I'm like... Do you support our military? Do you support our military? Here's the issue. Here's the issue is what I won't tolerate is when you go, oh, man, they look fantastic.
Starting point is 01:18:07 He's a handsome. Listen. Now, it's better just not to say anything. Her sister. Bullshit me and the audience. Her sister on the left, I would say, is legit, fairly pretty. Brian. Yes, Brendan. Yes Brendan we don't want to say The um
Starting point is 01:18:25 Disabled people Are hideous That's the thing that It's just a known thing That doesn't even have to be said And yes of course The guy is weird for hooking up with them but still like he legitimately in his brain doesn't understand they look weird why aren't we
Starting point is 01:18:56 all making fun of them because there's nothing to be made fun of just look at them like nothing needs to be said and I see more pictures hey you know there's an episode of American Horror Story the circus season hey but I don't want to make fun of these women because it's hard we're not going to but I'm also not gonna say they look like fucking Rihanna because we had a you don't who said that no one said they look like Rihanna just bullshit everybody all the time now but right now yeah don't bullshit all you do is bullshit you fucking loser what are you talking about all you do is tell lies about everything like what the fuck all you do is bullshit Oh
Starting point is 01:19:48 I did five million pull-ups. I played for the broncos. Hey, all you do is bullshit Not all the time that pops up look at that. I just yeah No, she looks great in the middle. Hey Chen, go to American Horror Story twins. No, no, no, don't do it. No, I'm telling you, it's a good thing. This is the same thing that, this exact same thing happened. One of the guys was dating, but obviously it's CGI. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:17 See him? Yep. Same thing. They shared a man. Yeah, I like that actress. She's phenomenal. She dates like a 90 year old lady. She's dates like a 90 year old lady she's married to a 90 year old lady but look at that that's that's what the guy signed up for yeah i've seen this in the movies yeah um it's a rough life it's a hard life uh how about this one
Starting point is 01:20:37 that's insane i have so many questions dude i saw this dude this. Dude, I just gotta be. No. He's. Now, to the retarded, to the redacted, this person is a very complicated person. Whereas, no one will understand genetic problem. They share everything. It literally is just a separate head, kinda. But, to the unfunny person, this funny he's a god bless him god bless him and freaks yeah it's just interesting but here he called them freaks duh look at the way you have to live your life freaks meaning sexually not like them as yeah freaks but you know what's crazy is I saw a meme that said you think you're having a bad day there's two guys that are could you know joined like this and
Starting point is 01:21:33 they said one of them's gay and they share the same asshole that was so not funny. Oh my God. Did he hire his flavor flame chick? Oh, how many addies does he do before he fucks this poor fucking hideous looking chick? Hey, Mexican. You can't go on the road that much, but he's fucking that one. Imagine having to work an internship for this fucking loser. On a podcast that he pays for. He makes no money doing this.
Starting point is 01:22:18 Using his daddy's money for. This nigga pays to have friends. It's sad. That's incredible. money for the nigga pays to have friends it's sad he's still laughing as if he said something funny and he's dressed like a homo you're 41 what are you doing so do you think you're having a bad day that is one of these twins are gay and they should say man she has but she has... It shows him, one guy's like this and the other space is making out with this dude.
Starting point is 01:22:49 Oh, is that... You get it? They're gay. People being gay is, you know, the most hilarious thing ever. They share the same asshole. He's legitimately cracking up over this. What a loser.
Starting point is 01:23:15 Potato face, Ray DeVito, raw dog, the soap bar, and the shower. What? He dresses like Zach Morris. Of course he does. That's incredible. That's fucking amazing. Save my bill. But also good for them
Starting point is 01:23:37 for finding love. And they have a child together? I don't know. How is TLC not doing my show by now this this is TLC written all over I mean it's gonna happen without a doubt that's wild man oh there you go TLC stars yeah they had a show stupid these people have been famous forever you you retard. Oh, I'm going to copy Theo Vaughn's haircut. But always wear a hat.
Starting point is 01:24:09 Because I look fucking retarded in it. Ugh. Oh, alright. I might as well expose it on stream. The info I got about the appeal that's happening. Hold on. I can't show you this, but... Because I've got to read it to you word for word.
Starting point is 01:24:31 I'm going to go back to this, but... The info I got about the appeal that dummy over here filed. Because we know the homo can't give it up. But, um... Okay. The law firm partner who was doing the case for Thick Boy added an associate attorney from his firm to the case.
Starting point is 01:25:01 This is a younger guy who has only been a lawyer for a few years, meaning the main lawyer is passing off the work to this young guy. The older guy is probably sick of the Schaub case, but wants to keep billing Schaub, so he lets the younger guy do it. So that's what's happening on the appeal part this has tlc written all of it that is so unbelievable that dude just by the way chin is so uncomfortable next to this chick the greatest meme ever is um chin looks like fucking uh
Starting point is 01:25:49 Chucky's dad from Rugrats the Chinese version but it looks like the Chinese character from the show now you're used to a are two different personalities man you must to juggle lots of juggle you're dealing with two different personalities, man. Lots to juggle. Lots to juggle. You're dealing with two sisters. Two sisters. I'm sure they fight and they can't go anywhere, you know? Yeah. And I'm sure that was done with that segment. Ugh.
Starting point is 01:26:21 Alright, I wanted to get into Kumia. Chrissy Mayer's dad got fucking murdered. And uh, she just got married, had a baby. I watched you. Kumia looks more and more like Beetlejuice when he got his head shrunken. Did he still go to John Tog? No, he's in South Carolina now. Your programs where you addressed what happened to your dad.
Starting point is 01:26:56 Oh, God, yeah. And I didn't tell you at the time that it happened because you were very much dealing with your own shit, and there never seemed to be a good time. I didn't. No, that was like when I found out, I felt so fucking bad. And watching the episodes of you talking about it, I swear, I have not been, well, I haven't been brought to tears since I was a little kid.
Starting point is 01:27:21 And this didn't do it either. I'm sorry. But I've never come so close This this heartless emotionless piece of shit racist sexist homophobic asshole felt very very Sad for what had happened and the circumstances behind what had happened to your dad and just seeing you for what had happened and the circumstances behind what had happened to your dad. Uh, and just seeing you,
Starting point is 01:27:46 uh, torn up about it and hearing how you were starting to really get close again. And, uh, seeing him at your wedding. I saw him at your wedding. We all just saw him. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:27:58 And he was awesome. And, and it's just like, how the fuck did that happen? Yeah. He wasn't an old person. He was like 77. They called him elderly in the articles, but I just like, how the fuck did that happen? Yeah, he wasn't an old person. He was like 77. They called him elderly in the articles.
Starting point is 01:28:09 But I'm like, goddammit, he fucking lifted weights still. He was in great shape still. Full head of hair, crushing it. He had a girlfriend. And I decided to come out and talk about it. Because there's always these trusty internet autistic folks who sometimes are really into crime who I'm thinking like I don't really have the. That is a good thing. The you don't fuck with cats people.
Starting point is 01:28:35 You put it online. They might find something. The bandwidth to do deep dives and do it right now. But maybe they can figure out what the fuck happened because I just have so many questions and it's like, this is not something that happens to just regular white people. You want to fire Bill Shultz and Don Jameson? People aren't just randomly getting shot at. It should be a red bar sound.
Starting point is 01:28:58 Yeah, for anybody that doesn't know, Chrissy's dad was with his girlfriend in a condo outside of Las Vegas. Yeah, Henderson. Henderson. Henderson, Nevada. Harry and the Hendersons in Nevada? And shot her father, killing him, and shot and wounded the girlfriend and then escaped and they don't seem to have any leads didn't leave any real evidence and no one really in the neighborhood is talking and the police really aren't
Starting point is 01:29:39 coming up with any answers either right so. So frustrating. It's gotta be unbelievably frustrating. So after I watched your show and was just sad and pissed and, and I, I went online and found the 911, um, or at least the police calls, the police calls from that night. And listened to it. And I saw them, you know, I listened to the first call that they got about it right up until when they were pretty much done. Why does it look like
Starting point is 01:30:15 Kumi's eyes are bugging out of his head, by the way? I guess the guy was wearing a ski mask. Like some kind of a mask. Yeah. Yeah. Might have gone in and I guess the guy was wearing a ski mask. Like some kind of a mask. Yeah. Yeah. Might have gone in and out through the garage.
Starting point is 01:30:30 A neighbor did see something and was talking to the cops. So at least one neighbor talked to the cops. The girlfriend, while injured, was still able to talk. It didn't seem like there was this pressing urgency to get her to the hospital very quickly. So I guess they were superficial wounds? Yeah, like through her armpit. And one raised her head. But she survived.
Starting point is 01:30:59 Now, being an amateur detective my whole life, Chrissy, watching Columbo is my my diploma, my degree. Actually, a lot of crime shows like that. You do pick up something any time. First of all, the partner is usually number one. That's who they're looking at, regardless if it's actually perpetrated by them or set up by them or they are involved in some way then when you have the fact that one is killed and the other one received superficial wounds that's another kind of red flag now i don't know this woman from a hole in the wall i'm not casting any allegations or anything i'm just saying what is usually uh the case in a lot of these situations that go down is there is some involvement jesus in in this when you do have a significant other
Starting point is 01:31:58 that is wounded in a situation with that's killed. Yeah. So I don't know. I don't know who's pursuing this for you. I don't know if you have a private detective or you have a detective on the force that you're in constant communication with. But maybe something to talk to the detective about. Yeah, there is a detective in Henderson. Well, there's probably several.
Starting point is 01:32:26 Oh, yeah, none of them are. But there was one that I've spoken to. And again, they have to keep so much close to the chest. So it gets frustrating with how little they can actually share with you. And I have, like, toyed around with the idea of getting maybe a private person involved.
Starting point is 01:32:44 But again, like, I just feel like my time for, like, I feel like I have maybe another week, week and a half, before, like, this person's going to come, like, sauntering out of my body. And I feel like I'm not going to have a lot of time to, like, be doing a lot of calls. But, yeah, all of these things have been running through my head. How old is this chick, by the way? She's having a kid at this old with Frank? I think Frank is nuts.
Starting point is 01:33:12 For marrying and wiping up. Not a younger chick. I don't think a chick as easy as him. Love Frank, though. I really want justice. It's very fucked up. It's just a very sus situation all the way around. Gingers are tantalizing though.
Starting point is 01:33:31 I mean, there are the ginger. And just to me, it doesn't seem like. And Henderson's a little dodgy. What was it? It was a, what was it? A gated community. I didn't think it was. Yeah, it's a gated condo community.
Starting point is 01:33:48 I had been there before. It looks very nice. It looks nice. But the, the town of Henderson has had some pretty, um, dodgy, uh, uh, murders and other crimes and there seems to be somewhat of a gang presence there. Jesus.esus uh so yeah i don't know take with it take it what for what it's worth but um uh just a few things out there i feel so bad it's the worst thing especially uh being expecting uh a child like this the timing couldn't be fucking worse Just awful. Yeah, and I mean like I'm glad we were in a good place before I'm going how retarded is how gonna be
Starting point is 01:34:36 They're gonna rage but You two 40 year olds. He has a child already You know they're on to her He has a child already. Another one or her. In early, whatever. I'm talking shit. Weird. The last conversation I had with him was literally to tell him I was pregnant and I never FaceTimed him.
Starting point is 01:34:57 I just happened to FaceTime him that one time and it was four days before it happened. Yeah, you don't want that regret or anything. Yeah. And at least we didn't like end in a, you know, in a fight or something or, um, yeah, yeah. But it's still, it's very surreal. And, uh, even, even though I've like gotten the ashes, it's, it was just like a physical proof of what happened. It's still, it still feels like unbelievable. Yeah. That's a, it's a weird thing. I know when my pop died, it's a weird thing I know when my pop died it was weird because you don't really he lived out in California so it was mostly
Starting point is 01:35:31 and it wasn't in the day of the iPhone you know it was literally a call long distance phone call and you called had a long conversation you said I loved you at the end and he called you a faggot for saying it and then uh that was that was your talk with your dad and then he died he uh uh had heart issues thank you thank you dad for those great genetics and uh yeah there was really no you know because he was cremated then sprinkledled. Right. So there was nothing left. And then I hadn't seen him for a few years because I hadn't been out to California. But we spoke on the phone.
Starting point is 01:36:17 So there was this weird, like, oh, nothing's really changed except for the phone calls. His dad was cremated. How do you know how to go out? I am 100% against cremated. How do you want to go out? I am 100% against cremation. Only for the fact I live in the age I live in. Like I said, my goal in life is hopefully make enough money to where I can be frozen somehow, like Tom Cruise in another sky and then be brought back in future times.
Starting point is 01:36:53 Creamy didn't know. Look at that. I'll never, when I die, uh, no open casket. That's fucking weird. And people who do open caskets are weird. I've been to one of my grandpa's. I didn't like it. Hated it.
Starting point is 01:37:11 Um, do not cremate me. Hopefully make enough money. Freeze my body. So maybe one time in the future, maybe future technology will bring me back. That's my hope. But if that can't happen, well, then I really don't care what happens.
Starting point is 01:37:32 Because I'll be dead. And I won't be alive, so I don't care. But, uh... Are you waiting your peck of... Well yeah, the cremation thing, while my ashes spread, that's so like a gay thing to want. Since I don't see him so it's kind of hard for me to uh wrap my mind around this but yeah
Starting point is 01:38:10 after a while you just kind of oh right yeah around it's definitely brought me closer to like uh his brother and like my uh aunt and uncle like his brother and sister i've been seeing them more i've been seeing his best friend more and like they we get together and like share stories. So that that has helped. And it's like the only slightly funny thing about this is that he got the covid shot like way back when he got the Johnson. This whole time I've been paranoid that he's going to die of the covid vaccine. But turns out it was another shot that got him in the end. Oh, my God. I saw when you doing the the show uh i heard somebody had asked you a question if you know you would joke about this uh you said you've already written a couple
Starting point is 01:38:53 of jokes or at least a couple jokes have gone through your head as far as um uh this horrible situation but that's kind of what comics do you have have to. Yeah. Yeah. And that kind of shot thing. I get it. And I need to know, like, I really, that's why I said I've, I've spoken out publicly.
Starting point is 01:39:10 Cause I just thought things would be further along in the investigation by now, because I spoke to so many former like NYPD and detectives and I will first 48 hours, all this evidence is collected. So I didn't think I'd be sitting here five months later with all the same questions really um but I just
Starting point is 01:39:30 want to know who direct who to direct my like racism or rage towards others need to know what group of people or person Christian Brothers I want to see this person in front of a judge so he can be punished?
Starting point is 01:39:45 No, I just want to know who to hate. Who can reinforce my already racist ideologies. It's a well-worn path. It's so random is what it is, too. Like, a robbery gone bad? Was anything taken?
Starting point is 01:40:03 It just seems very... Like a sass of it? yeah the and that was another thing that again seeing a lot of these cases and and whatnot whenever a witness gives a little too much information the only reason they were going off of the robbery thing was because the girlfriend told the police it was a robbery they had radioed back to the station when they were uh when i was hearing the radio calls that the witness uh had stated that it was a robbery so that's pretty crazy that you could you could listen to 9-1-1 didn't know you could do that. Yeah. Or I think Chrissy Mears' dad was a crackhead who dealt with black dudes.
Starting point is 01:40:53 He lived in Las Vegas in a condo. Nobody didn't get money. I don't know what happened. I don't know. Who robs a condo? Yeah. Wow. Do I even want to listen to those?
Starting point is 01:41:10 Maybe, maybe not. Probably not. It was a little freaky. Oh, man. I can't believe that's... It was a little freaky. It's kind of interesting, but kind of freaky. Wow. Yeah, yeah, a little freaky.
Starting point is 01:41:21 But, you know, again, not casting any aspersions or making any allegations, but it is something that I'm sure they're looking into. Any detective worth his salt always looks at the significant other in these cases. And without, again, trying to speculate too much here, they would keep it close to the vest and quiet if she was in some way a suspect. Who do you think is the girlfriend? As it would be. His dad's not a gangster.
Starting point is 01:41:59 Okay, well then, his chick set him up. But he lives in the Vegas Strip. Make the case. They want to build a case before they have either lawyer up or ruin what they're building by doing that. So I've seen that happen, too. So who knows? You're not very close with this woman, right?
Starting point is 01:42:26 I only just spoke to her for like the first time really like in the past few days because I've been meaning to call her and I'm just like... By the way, she's a lot younger than her too. Never knew what to say and I always... I don't know that. Is this who I am? I felt like... Because I guess the last time i talked to her was
Starting point is 01:42:45 when i did that facetime like hey i'm pregnant and she was there um how did her how did she seem was she like devastated distraught uh yeah oh yeah for sure like yeah she recounted the whole thing to me like uh it's it's weird it's just like because you know you're so used to i'm so used to seeing my dad like with my mom but he right he did like date a couple people like he she died five years ago so he's dated a couple people from his um not retirement home he lives in like a gated community situation thing in florida that's like his main residence. So he met her out there. Okay. Well, this sounds weird.
Starting point is 01:43:27 This sounds actually weird then. There. In Florida, but he died in Vegas? What? It was kind of weird talking to her, but I just can't imagine watching that happen and living through it.
Starting point is 01:43:46 Father of Chrissy Mayer. Getting into Florida with my dad and mom. Another rich kid who was only allowed to do a scene of comedy because they're rich kids. Perma PTSD you must have from seeing that. Yeah, no shit. Yeah. You got to curl your red hair now and go as Little Orphan Chrissy.
Starting point is 01:44:06 I'm an orphan now. Yeah, welcome to the Orphan's Club. There's no more safety net or in case of emergency, break glass place to go. No more Easter baskets. No more Christmas presents. My YouTube's everywhere. I'm bringing my overlay. It's the same. It more Christmas presents. My YouTube channel is all over my overlay. It's fucking crazy.
Starting point is 01:44:30 I don't want to leave on a trashy update. I did want an update. But, okay, let's go to something a little fun. Dad, stop feeding your friends a little bit about me uh no kevin bacon likes drag um beyonce i had black twitter after me so that was what yeah what happened you tweeted something that got 15 million views yeah yeah i was saying was saying Beyonce and her Western attire is cultural appropriation.
Starting point is 01:45:06 And that whenever a white person wears braids or hoop earrings or something like that, they don't stop screaming at them for cultural appropriation. Dead or anything. Anything you're going community talking about now? I wonder if your dad got murdered and... I don't know why... Kinda maybe shit if she said by the way Cause she doesn't really fuck with her dad
Starting point is 01:45:40 You know what I'm saying? Although they lose their thing and they get murdered. Cause that sucks. I gotta get out of my way, boy. My nigga, Ariel Helwani, who destroyed Brendan Schaub. The Wells Fargo Active Cash. I swear. Only limited 2% cash back on what you want. This will go down in history as one of the greatest interviews ever that found out everything. Everything.
Starting point is 01:46:46 Every question. Everything. Everything. Every question per- there's no question. I just wanted to run a shot of that homo. I heard that homo on the ACM Fox. I don't want to see him fuck. There's a whole gap. There's a generation of people that I never met that started pretty much right after I left. 2014, 2015. A nice lady by the name of Liv Morgan There's a generation of people that I never met that started pretty much right after I left 2014 2015 Nice lady by the name of Ligman Liv Morgan helped me find my earbuds While I was sleeping on the flight she was a sweetheart
Starting point is 01:47:35 She like whole plane empties and she's like on her hands and knees like looking around she got small hands She's like digging under the seats And you know and looking for stuff and then my friend Bailey messaged me hands she's like digging under the seats and you know and looking for stuff and then uh my friend bailey messaged me and she's like oh my my friend liv was on the flight with you she says you were so nice to her i was like oh yeah she's like yeah we have a show in chicago you should come visit throwing bailey under the bus now yeah it's all her fault and then i i laughed because like i landed got on the train went home and i was you know by the way i am not a cm punk fan i'm no wife no dog i don't have anything to do i'm just like yeah i'm gonna go visit i'm gonna go visit my friend bailey and i went and that was your first
Starting point is 01:48:18 time back since this is you know so that part's always always going to be in motion. What is that feeling like when you walk out? Even those seconds before you know the music is going to hit, and then you walk out, what was that like? He gave me a big hug. He said, welcome home. Good to see you. Let's connect after I work out.
Starting point is 01:48:41 I was like, all right. Haven't seen him since. You didn't connect? No. No, I think some stuff came up, Ariel. Oh, I thought maybe literally like an hour later, I didn't know if he was like, come up to the office and let's have a tête-à-tête. No, I had to go, I had to like work out and... Is that the only conversation that you've had with him since returning? Wow.
Starting point is 01:48:59 Yeah. How do you feel about what's transpired since? I mean, how do you feel about what's transpired since? I mean, how do you feel? There's no positivity there. You know, there's very much a... I didn't read all the allegations. I read the text. I'm watching the end. And I'm watching, nothing gets brought up.
Starting point is 01:49:24 Now, I get a side thing when I see your channel. I don't know. That doesn't work. Every update makes everything worse. I don't need that. A lot worse. I don't need an engine. I don't care.
Starting point is 01:49:40 I'm about to end it soon. I don't want to win. I don't want to win. I'm about to end it soon. What do I mean? What do I mean? I don't have so much time. So now the chatting doesn't work as it's supposed to? I don't know. I don't know. But I restarted live stream.
Starting point is 01:50:03 I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. It'll ring around and everything. So every time I do a chat, oh, and so your restream technology doesn't work in general, right? Well, I did that in there, I did that, but now I gotta do it through their 80 updates, and I'm not gonna do it. Whatever, annoying. Messages, and I went, oh, fuck this. Um, you know, whatever, annoying.
Starting point is 01:50:25 Messages. And I went, oh, fuck this. Like, what? But I am so into wrestling now because The Rock and CM Punk did a great interview and WrestleMania and yeah. It's indefensible, you know? And I think, you know, doing this, I imagined I was going to be asked about it, you know? And I think the easiest thing for people to do is to kind of ignore it or avoid it.
Starting point is 01:50:56 But man, it's there. And my initial first thing out of my mouth was, I'm kind of shocked at how dumb he was, like writing stuff down and leaving that paper trail. And it's horrific. And I'm not, like, I think at this point, all the energy should be used to somehow, I don't even know if you can make reparations or amends but there's victims here you know so like what cm punk thinks about vince and the cm punk vince relationship doesn't
Starting point is 01:51:38 fucking mean anything all that stuff takes a back seat i'm more concerned about like going forward how do those people And he always did say fuck Vince so I agree with him on that. People survive after suffering all that trauma. My biggest concern. Do you think that the business
Starting point is 01:51:58 is better off if he's not in it? At this point? How do you say anything but no? But yeah the business have a field there at that one. How do you say anything but no? But yeah, the business have a field there at that one. How do you say anything but yes? By the way, this was an award winning
Starting point is 01:52:12 interview by Ariel. Award winning. I watched every fucking second of this. Award winning. Ariel is the best. Of course he's the best, but...
Starting point is 01:52:31 You want one of these podcasts to roast me? Those faggots. They wish they could. Ech. Ech. Award winning by Ariel. The business is better without obviously you weren't around for the last 10 years but did you did you know you know let's let's be honest vincent man wasn't an angel everyone knew that he wasn't an angel um but this is like next level this is evil right like this is next level stuff
Starting point is 01:53:03 if what is being alleged is true right did you have any idea that this type of behavior was going on behind scenes no uh and again the biggest thing i can draw comparison to is when chris benoit did a murder-suicide, right? Well. I was friends with Chris Benoit. And I don't know if it's just how I process things, but I'm famously, like, on camera weeping, you know, saying goodbye to Chris, because at the time, we didn't know, right?
Starting point is 01:53:44 We didn't know he had, you he had murdered his wife and his son. And the week prior, we're in Dothan, Alabama, and I'm traveling with him, and we're on the road, and he grabs me and runs me into the trainer's room, and he points, and his little son is in the corner, and he's taped up his hands, and he's drawn Xs on his hands, you know? So like, coming to terms with
Starting point is 01:54:06 that's my friend. He did this horrible thing. Obviously, fuck him. Fuck that. But then, you know, like you don't have, I don't have memories of Chris Benoit traveling with me and, you know, murdering people at the gym. gym so i there was never any instances where i'd you know be in a room with vince and he's on somebody or sexually assaulting caligula in rome we just didn't see it you know but there's that part of me that goes just like benoit okay i yeah okay, okay, I can see that. And that's the thing. I'm sure Jeffrey Dahmer's mother wasn't like,
Starting point is 01:54:55 oh, I can see my boy doing that. No, people are shocked that their friend or mentor or whatever is responsible for doing these horrible things. But I'm just more of a, I guess I'm pragmatic where I just kind of looked and I went, okay, I can see that. Kind of nutty.
Starting point is 01:55:17 The fact that you can see it is kind of weird, but you can't see it. I guess that niggas on that level, though. You know, Chris is kind of intense. He's quiet. And then you just, you know, you build that in your head. You know, but the, I mean, it's very, very hard to reconcile.
Starting point is 01:55:37 I heard what Becky said, which, you know, because Vince is a father figure to a lot of people. Vince, I think, liked to develop those father, the father relationship. And I think that's why he was always fascinated with me because i was just like you i got a dad i don't you know you're my bum i like the attitude let's just keep it that way uh but it's it's it's it's been a it's been a while like it's just been wild, all that shit. It's sad. Yeah, no, it's sad and, again, like I said, it's evil. He ruined his life. He ruined his life ruining other people's lives.
Starting point is 01:56:15 So there's very much a part of me that's just like, all right, we got him, good. Shuffle him into the basement. I struggle with asking you some of these questions. Hmm. Um. Once again. A chat fuck-up.
Starting point is 01:56:38 I can read your thing, but it's not available on the screen. The new thing I'm gonna do before everything, everything but I don't know if that works so I'm not gonna do it using a donate song here whatever but yeah I'm gonna watch this I'm gonna continue to watch this and do other shit tonight. I'm gonna get back and re-World's Island, but, uh, yeah, I guess to go and I guess to bounce. Goodbye. Thank you. Thank you. I'm out. Goodbye.

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