This Past Weekend - #582 - Caleb Pressley

Episode Date: May 14, 2025

Caleb Pressley is an interviewer, content creator and host known for his hit show “Sundae Conversations”. Caleb Pressley returns to talk about going independent from Barstool, what the Mexican Easter bunny is up to, and if Bill Belichick has opened up the portal for age gap relationships. Caleb Pressley: https://www.instagram.com/calebpressley/  ------------------------------------------------ Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com ------------------------------------------------- Sponsored By: Celsius: Go to the Celsius Amazon store to check out all of their flavors. #CELSIUSBrandPartner #CELSIUSLiveFit https://amzn.to/3HbAtPJ DraftKings: Pick 6 from DraftKings is the most fun way to play fantasy sports. Download the DraftKings Pick Six app NOW and use code THEO. That’s code THEO for new customers to play $5, get $50 in bonus picks. Better payouts. Bigger wins. Only with Pick6 from DraftKings. The Crown is yours. https://draftkings.com MoonPay: Head over to http://www.moonpay.com/theo to sign up Acorns: Download the Acorns app and sign up with code THEO20 for your chance to get your refund matched and invested in you.   Liquid IV: Go to http://liquidiv.com and use code THEO to get 20% off your first order. Visible: Go to http://visible.com to make the switch to Visible. ------------------------------------------------- Gambling Problem? Call one eight hundred gambler. Help is available for problem gambling. Call eight eight eight seven eight nine seven seven seven seven, or visit c c p g dot org in Connecticut. Must be eighteen plus, age and eligibility restrictions vary by jurisdiction. Pick6 not available everywhere, including New York and Ontario. Void where prohibited. One per new customer. Bonus awarded as non-withdrawable Pick Six Bonus Picks that expire in fourteen days. Limited time offer. Terms at pick six dot draftkings dot com slash promos.  ------------------------------------------------- Music: “Shine” by Bishop Gunn Bishop Gunn - Shine ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: [e-mail] Hit the Hotline: [phone] Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: https://www.theovon.com/fan-upload Send mail to: This Past Weekend 1906 Glen Echo Rd PO Box #159359 Nashville, TN 37215 ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips Shorts Channel: https://bit.ly/3ClUj8z ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers Producer: Andrew https://www.instagram.com/bleachmediaofficial/  Producer: Trevyn https://www.instagram.com/trevyn.s/  Producer: Nick https://www.instagram.com/realnickdavis/ Producer: Riley https://www.instagram.com/riley_mau/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Ta it's this interview was hectic and we did our best and, uh, you live and learn, but I'm very grateful that I got to go through just a, it was just a long day with my friend, Mr. Caleb Presley. I think your hair looks great today. Dude, you you know, you remind me of no cap, bro. Hmm that girl sees like The back they are was it and you will not electrocute the children. You know I'm talking about Did you make that up? Is that a real person? I'm never... Oh yeah, the future is ours.

You will not hurt the... Oh fuck, what is it? Thurnberg? Yes! Bro, come on, help me out. Yeah, go to Thurnberg, dude. Yeah, since you said the future is ours. Yeah, the future is ours. She's inspirational, I gotta stop looking.

Do people tell you that a lot? Yeah, I get that a lot. Now you look great, man, I was gonna say. Thank you, man. Wow. Quit, quit. No, I'm just saying, because I've seen you when you look different than this. I look bad the last time I saw you.

I wouldn't say that. I look horrible. Horrible, yeah. How about you? Some days are not my best days. What, most days are? I'm just not with you on most. Yeah, that's it.

Yo, the second I saw that vest, and I was like, oh, hell yeah, dude. Yeah, it's fucking cool, dude. I got it for my, for Chica Chita, which is... It's your tequila company? You know, yeah. And it's... You know.

You smelt it. Oh, dude, I took a deep smell off of that. You really did. Some guys, I remember, it's like a little Latino guy, he's like, I'll rub it inside your nose. You know, like, hold on, dude. Do not rub it in my nose, but how about this? Yeah.

I was like, how about this? You keep drinking it, and let me put my ear up to your chest and just hear your heartbeat while you're on it. That guy was crazy. That guy was crazy. That guy was on a lot, man. But yeah, it smelled like very beautiful peanut flavored. Tell me about it. It's peanut flavored tequila.

Peanut flavored tequila. Peanut flavored tequila. Peanut butter. Peanut butter flavored tequila. Because just peanut flavored is like. Totally different. Yeah, and every year it kills like one person on an airplane there's super funny talking about Mexican people went down there to tequila for it and

To tequila the city others might be a country. No, I feel it's a city Guadalajara is the It's just a neighboring city that you fly into But then you go to tequila and at that place they don't have they don't eat peanut butter and they don't know how to DAP either they don't know how to DAP you up? No dude, Mexican people if you do this to them they have no clue what you're doing Oh that's crazy. They have no idea. I'm not saying Mexican Americans who live here now they probably can DAP fine Those are called Chicanos. They can probably DAP fine but when you go down there it's just not a thing Dude I think the exchange rate gets lost I think if you're coming across that Those are called Chicanos. They can probably dab fine, but when you go down there, it's just not a thing.

Dude, I think the exchange rate gets lost. I think if you're coming across that border, there's no time to dab. People are struggling, they're climbing uphill or up, they're wet, the kids haven't slept or whatever. I think that's where they probably lose it. There's not time. Yeah, there's no two dudes who are sneaking into a country if these people are and that's all.

Yeah, you're not like, yeah. I think dude, I think Mexican people are probably the most liked group of people. For sure. I don't know anyone who doesn't like Mexican people. We did a show the other night and they had a guy in the front who was Mexican or alleged Mexican or whatever. Or I don't know what it's called, like Matt Finnish or whatever God calls it or whatever. You know?

I don't know. You know? And all I know is that he had, all I know is that he had salt around the edges of his shoulders. So you could tell. Tahin? Yeah, he had a little,

a little bit of tahin on him, you know? What was he doing? Nothing, I don't know. He was just fucking looking for something. No, he was just at the show. But I was like, give a round of applause for Mexican people, man. They're doing it. And people went ape shit. I love Mexican people. Everyone loves Mexican people. They're hard working. Family people. Mexican people. They're hard-working Mm-hmm family people fun people Thank our said family But they're cool

But they also they have bring up the Mexican Easter bunny I've heard this dude is a lot of times he's like in a lucha libre And he'll kidnap your tia Do you ever had a show like I just thinking about someone in the front of their audience do you ever like look at somebody and be like get this guy out of here? Dude I will sometimes just point to a guy in the front and have like this guy's here to me a 14 year old boy ladies and gentlemen like they'll put his picture up on the screen boy, ladies and gentlemen, like, they'll put his picture up on the screen.

And the crazy part was one time they just, he happened to be with his son, who I guess was underage or whatever, or his, you know, or some kid that he met and that is over to this kid. And everybody's like, Oh, hope it's his son. You should do a kiss cam. Oh, yeah. You should do a kiss cam and then we'd go to a hot lady and go with just you and her. And then you just keep putting on a disguise and scooting around the place. Yeah. Well, there was that thing happened where a guy, he kept setting his buddy up on the kiss cam.

So he knew the guy running the kiss cam. So he was like, dude, Jeremy, I'll be in 12M. Just light me up, homie. I'm going to sit by something cute. And his buddy, over like 11 games, they kept finding him sitting by cute girls. He was smooching. Yeah.

Some of them didn't kiss him. They didn't like him. But some of them liked him. Dude, I saw a comment on this is random. I saw a comment on our video we just did on Sunday conversation that said, me and you have the exact opposite facial hair. I'm looking at you thinking about it right now. That's hilarious, too.

That's pretty true, man. Oh, I think you definitely seem you have very like Nordive Native American What's that place where they all meet up the bikers meet up Oh Myrtle Beach. Yeah, you have very Nordic You look like a kind of a really hot chick in Myrtle Beach, dude You look like a kind of a really hot chick in Myrtle Beach, dude, I think. But at like a biker place. Biker week. Yeah. Which one though?

He cares, huh? Yeah. I think a lot of dudes, they'd be like, oh, that fucking hot chick's got a mustache. Greta Thurnberg, you already said it. We don't know. They're killing our baby bears. How old is she now? Bring her up. Dude, he hasn't brought up anything he's told him to bring up yet.

I know. Guys are fucking unbelievable. I said bring up a picture of the eastern Mexican Easter Bunny. Oh, definitely boy. Hey, huh? ¿Dónde está mi huevo? Definitely boy. It's kind of crazy because the Mexican Easter bunny, he pops into your place looking for eggs. You know what I'm saying?

What do you mean? Like some bunnies, like in America, he hides the eggs, he brings them. Mexico, he fucking show up at your place. He's like, So I think it's a little bit different. It's a little bit more, um, in Vasi, in Vasive. It's a little bit more, uh, like look at him right there.

He's like, kind of like the Michael Myers of chocolate, like down there. I think he has, they're not, they're not hoping he comes. I think. They're just like, oh shit, there's just another white guy trying to colonize our shit. You know? But if the black Easter bunny comes, dude. Oh bro.

It'll come the day after Easter. Yeah. Oh. He'll get out of, he'll get out, he'll get out of the fucking truck. They'll be like, oh, Sherman laid his fuck. Dang, bro.

What did you say when we were hunting and you were talking about, you're never going to remember. You said the funniest thing about, you had a full joke you were going to put in your stand up. I did. You always say that, though. You're like, let me say that. And then I can't.

Oh, yeah. And then we forget about it. You should have started writing stuff down. You write stuff down. Yeah, I write it down too. It doesn't help. You gotta be able to read it. That's the trick, man.

That's the trick about writing, dog. You learn to write, but can you read? That's the problem with me. There's a lot of fucking people, bro, that write all kind of shit, but then they fucking just kind of be like, you know what I'm saying? They run out of gas.

Oh. Caleb Pressley, what's going on, man? Sunday Conversation, we just got to do it, dude. Thank you for having me back. It's your own show now, so you guys are free from Barstool. Yep. My contract ran out at the end of last year. So January 1. Me, Glennie Balls came with me, and then I have a producer, Kelsey, and then editor

and shooter Tom. So that's, they're my little company, and then we have like the same freelance people that we always work with. So we really have like a team of seven that's kind of like our little squad. Yeah, it was good man. I felt like it was the same, everything was felt exactly kind of the same. We did an exact same location in chairs. Oh that's true. Yeah it was good. Yeah that was fun dude and you guys just did who else have you done recently? Did you have some episodes you've done that aren't gonna come out and come out yet? We just did Morgan Wallen. I don't know when this comes out but we did Morgan yesterday that'll come out this weekend so I don't

know if this is coming out. So that'll already be out then. I think next week maybe. We just did Luca. Oh, Luca, huh? Yeah, bounced from the playoffs right after. Oh, he did, huh? Yeah. What do you feel like how they did Luca? Bad.

But dude, he's still making, I mean, it's hard to feel bad for someone who's making whatever, $97 million the next two years, but I think he lost out on like $116 million. And in his country or whatever, that's crazy. I think it's like you could buy a mountain or something. Yeah, you'd never have to go back with that amount. Yeah. You'd never have to see Slovenia again with 116 million bucks. Free at last.

Free at last. Oh, yeah, dude. That's what's up, bro. No, it's been good. I've enjoyed, it's kind of the same thing I was doing when I was at Barstool. I mean, it's pretty much exactly the same thing. Just doing Sunday Conversation, plus I'm like, I did a Drusky show, which was fun. Just like one-off kind of collaboration. Oh yeah. Who was that little, uh...

Bambi. Oh, was that who? It was Lil Mac Nugget. She looked like, uh, Glenn Big Baby Davis. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, he's in jail Is he? Yeah. Well, free big baby Dude she does she look like she been behind bars alcohol serving place She's been behind bars Yeah, she's from Memphis. Oh, yeah. Yeah, she's great. She's pregnant too. Is she pregnant? She's pregnant a lot of people don't know If it's Drew skis or not

No way Yeah, I also don't know. I don't I don't think it is. It's probably not But also, I don't know Drew ski that well Exactly. I know pretty well. That's it. Well, dude, well there's room I've heard all types of things about Drew ski and I'm almost saying any them, but it's a lot of people say that he's mixed or whatever. Yeah, I met his parents and they're both black and I still have been hearing that. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, one of his parents will even be like, I think he's me. Why are they saying that? Dude, he is so, so funny. Oh, he has such a unique, I didn't even really understand it

until hanging out with him, the uniqueness of his humor and sense of humor. He has an incredible sense of humor. Like he can just tell, even when he was setting stuff up for a show, like he's just off the cuff. He doesn't like plan shit really, but the way he would set up things, he's like, we're just gonna go out there and freelance it,

or not freelance it, go off the top of our heads, but there needs to be this, this, to create this tension or whatever he wanted to set up. Shit, I had never really thought about before. Just really smart, a good sense of humor. Yeah, yeah, and he gets jokes, he sees what's going on, you know, he's great, he's fun to be around. Yeah, bring up that little baby bear he had on there.

Bambi. Oh, Bambi, bring up Bambi from- Memphis. No, this is Bambi the cartoon. This is the wrong one, Riley. Yeah, this is Bambi the baby deer. I think both of them have been shot though, so. So.

Bring up Bambi from Coulda Been Loved, there you go. There she is right there. Yeah. She's funny too. Get a better picture of her man, you can't really see her. Dude, this show, they had the funniest girls on this show. She looks a little bit like Glenn Big Baby, you know? Yeah, pull up a picture of Glenn Big Baby in jail.

I want to know how these guys take so many photos while they're in jail. Oh dude, jail is basically like being at a... It's like an influencer trip. It's like raising canes takes you to F1. It's like basically like a Cinnamon Hampton Inn kind of. I don't know if it's gotten to be like... Have you been in jail? Oh yeah, I've only been in jail for one night though. You spent a whole night there?

Yeah. What'd you do? We sang at the beginning but... Because I was trying to fit in or whatever. What about beforehand? Before you went in there? beginning but uh because I was trying to fit in or whatever now like what about beforehand before it before you went in there oh apparently a given drugs to kids unreal what state first of all Mississippi you're gonna pop me for giving drugs to kids?

When everybody here is recovering from opioid addiction? When they tested these syrups, they tested nine out of 40 syrups at IHOPs in Mississippi, tested positive for fentanyl. And they're gonna come at me? That's unreal. I'm just saying boo boo kitten. Did you get any good flicks while you were're in there chill out? Huh? No, what did we do, dude? Oh we sang was a little bit of freestyle rapping and then Prayer personal prayer and that was it man, and then let me out. Do you pull all-nighter? Did you sleep? Hmm? Oh? You know you don't sleep your first night. That's a rookie move. What's it do? Yeah, you just gotta you can't be the guy that gets hit a present like

So you guys sharpening your knives knives. I'm gonna get a little bit of shut up. Dude, no, you basically have to spend the first couple hours chaining your ass to the wall. It is freedom is not freedom. Yeah. I mean, it's a lot in there. It's a lot in there, man. What about you? You've been? I went for a, we stormed a court in Connecticut at a Yukon game. Hell yeah. And they were upset that we didn't even get to storm it. We were going to try to storm it. But what was it about? Was it because of that, um, women's lib or what are the,

not the Roe versus Wade thing, huh? No, it wasn't that one. Uh, it was just a basketball game. I can think of it as a ranked opponent. Oh, for you talking about sports court, sports court. Oh yeah. I thought you guys took on a judicial system. Who do you think Rovers Wade was, dude?

No, dude. I thought you had the wrong sport. Kind of did. You thought Dwayne Wade or somebody? Dude, I know my court cases. Don't say that. We got arrested. I forgot about that.

But we just went to jail for a couple minutes. Oh, yeah. And when we came out of jail, people were outside cheering for us. Yeah. Seriously, it was like a movie. We didn't even have a film, but it was amazing. The ice bugs are melting. Is that Greta?

Yeah. They pull her. I just want to know she's how, what age she is. That's really all I want to know. I can't believe Drusky got that. Might have a baby on the way. Yeah. She's, she looks like she's, she's about the same look. She's 22 years old.

Yeah. No way. I'd love to meet her. I wonder what she's really like. Yeah. She's like very, she speaks up a lot for about Palestine now. So she's rich. I don't know.

Hmm. I bet she's rich. I don't know. I bet she's doing fine. I'm sure she has lobbyists trying to reach out to her, getting her to do different stuff. Maybe I have no idea. I wonder if she's a pet owner or not. She seems like maybe she seems like, uh, no, that's my vote. What do you think? I don't know.

It's tough to know, man. You used to be able to know immediately when you'd see somebody like, Oh, they got a couple. I could see her having a. Bird. Let's say black husband. She just seems like, so you're talking about, you mean jailbird. Dude, that is not.

That's crazy. And I know you mean jailbird, and that is not funny, Caleb, dude. That's crazy. That's not what I meant. It's, well, definitely seemed like that. Was it guys and girls in Mississippi jail? Or just guys? There was some men in there.

There was one, I don't want to say, there was one like a first round pick, you know what I'm saying? Like there was like a- Bukers? Huh? Page Bukers type? No, there was like, there was, there might have been a woman in there.

You know, it's don't ask, don't tell in there, brother. Too much other stuff to do. Yeah, it's definitely. Yeah, while I am like begging people Hell in there brother. Too much other stuff to do. I am like begging people for burlap underwear in there. Like how do I get two of those spike strips so I can put them around me? Bullet hole. Run me brutal. And then, uh,

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Anyway, I feel like we're bombing today, do you? Bombing? Yeah. No. You think we're doing good? I don't know about that. I'm having a fun time. Yeah, me too, man. It's good to see you. I think we're doing good? I don't know about that. I'm having a fun time. Yeah, me too, man.

It's good to see you. It's great to see you. I'm trying to think if I'll see you again. I'm sorry. Ever. You texted me the other day. You said, hey, man, did you die? What did you say?

I don't know. Your texts are hilarious. You're a funny guy. You're my funniest friend. I wish you'd write back then. It seems like you don't care, but that's me. I'm kind of very needy sometimes. I feel bad. I know who I've been ducking on accident is Bizzle. You have been?

On accident. Yeah. Every time I come to Nashville, I'm like, let's get some food. He's like, alright, I'm down. It's hard, dude. It's so hard, dude. As you get older and you have more, and have, and you have friends you got to see, but you also have work. You have work and you're there for, it's not a vacation.

You're there for work and you get tired after work. Oh yeah, dude. Bad mood after work. Oh yeah. Dude, talk about bombing. Sometimes I bomb on my work. Sometimes I feel like I do. On your show?

We're both self critical people. I feel like. Dude, if I fucking saw me somewhere, I'd walk across the street. People are always like, dude, if you saw yourself, you'd give yourself a hug. I'd be like, if I saw myself, I'm not even joking. I'd be like, God, look at that desperate shit.

Whoa! That's what I'd say, dude. But then I would go, he's pretty funny. Yeah. Redeeming qualities. Yeah, sorry, I shouldn't say that first part. That's horrible, dude. No, I'd be like, God, what the fuck is up with that dude, man?

He's pretty funny, but what the fuck? And that would fucking. And then I'd get into a Mazda Miata, and drive off and talk to my husband. I'm like, I don't know. I don't know. That whole story. I can't say.

Will you say something, dude? I'm tired of saying everything. What did you want me to say, dude? Who knocked up that little McNugget? Boy, that's what I want to know. She bought, I don't know if this is public or not, but I guess it's about to be, she bought somebody a Hellcat. She won $50,000.

She did? And I think she spent it all but She got a hellcat out of it and it wasn't for her. She's really a nice person She was thinking about other people. She's so funny. First of all, she's so funny all these girls We're not all of them most of these girls. They casted these girls perfectly. Oh, he's the best a cat He's the best at like organizing that type of stuff. But yeah, she that lady she got that little that her I mean that pussy boneless you know that she got that boneless pussy she got she that little fucking wiggle baby that thing a wiggle boy she I think she had we had he had a mini me just got a

mini me on set I think he and her also linked up, so that could be his child as well. Oh, hell yeah. They gonna give birth to a little Ottoman. You know what I'm saying? One of the, yeah, they gonna give birth to them, bro. Oh, bro. God, she is beautiful though.

Kayla Pressley, dude, what's going on, dude? Should we start? Yeah, let's start, bro. God, she is beautiful though. Caleb Pressley, dude, what's going on, dude? Should we start? Yeah, let's start, man. What's been happening? Good to see you today. It's good to see you. No, what's been going on? Dude, just running this company is not,

I wouldn't say it's hard, and I do enjoy it. I wouldn't say it's easy or hard, but it's time consuming. So I've been working, I wouldn't say really hard, I would say really often. Really often. Really often. Figuring out how to just organize basic stuff that I just have no clue what I'm doing.

Yeah. Probably making a lot of mistakes and stuff like that. But do you handle that kind of stuff for your business? I mean, you run a business. Yeah, I mean, a lot of stuff you have to do yourself, I think, because you wanted a certain way. It's like, you kind of know how things need to be. So it's like,

Which is tough, because I do that for Sunday, but Sunday's like three minutes long. Yeah. This is two hours. Yeah, I just want to, and I like to be reminded of what goes on. I like to, sometimes I'll look back and feel like, how could I maybe have done things a little bit different?

I think you always just want to do a little bit better, I think, right? And then you're like, well, how are things evolving in podcasting or whatever job you're in? So you want to try to be on the future of it a little bit. 100%. But yeah, I think when you work for yourself or work with people in a small group, you have to stay pretty hands on.

Like if you started letting somebody else edit your episode, it'd be impossible. I have an editor, Tom, who's great, but we've worked together for so many years now and we correspond, I mean we go through notes and notes and it's a process. And even he, if he was left to his own devices, he would do a great job on the episode. He would be great. Maybe people wouldn't even know. But I would, to me, it's like I would do certain things. I just like him the way I like him.

And he's great, because he's like, he doesn't have an ego. I feel like a lot of, everyone has egos. I mean, he's just like a nice gem of a person. But when you're corresponding and on some creative, and I'm giving notes, do this, do this, it'll be really easy to be offended. If you're, he's a really creative guy. So it's like, if you're a creative person,

you have your own ideas of how you want things done. And he has his own ideas. He can provide those, but then he also doesn't get butt hurt if I'm saying, I don't think that's good. Which is, I think it's such a rare find. Oh, I think you're right. And I think also a big thing is that editors, I mean, let's give a round of applause for editors, dude.

They are, because people are just yelling at them. Yep, no one appreciates, they're like the long snappers of media. Oh yeah. Oh, if you saw an editor across the street and you're walking by, he'd be like, uh, look at this desperate. Then you just get into your car and go home to your husband. No, they are, they are, they're the icebergs of our planet Planet, really. They're out there by themselves. And yeah, they're involved with cold water,

but nobody thinks about them like that. Nobody thinks like they're about to sink a ship. Think about that being iceberg. The only thing they're known for basically is every now and then, like, somebody sees a polar bear on one of them, but really the thing they're known for most is sinking that boat.

Isn't that crazy? The one thing that can be your whole life can get you just into one thing, one moment. Yeah, I was thinking about that yesterday. You saw how one, well this is actually a bad example, but I was thinking about, I was reading an article about, from a while back, it was about Morgan Wong,

because he's getting ready for his episode. And there's a part in it with P. Diddy. And P. Diddy at the time was like, yo, we gotta stop canceling people. He was like vouching for Wong. He's like, we gotta stop canceling people, we gotta give people second chances. He was like saying like everything that like,

probably he hoped, he probably knew he was doing some bad shit. He was like putting it, starting to spread the word like we gotta make sure we can't just like look upon people negatively I was like damn but you do one bad thing he probably did it you know a few times or whatever but that's how people know you probably forever oh Diddy I would hear some crazy stuff dude I would hear like he would have a heard I heard this one story that he like had a buddy of his, he would send him to like nice restaurants. And if he saw a pretty girl in the restaurant on a date,

he would have his buddy take a phone, FaceTime phone, give it to the girl and be like, hey, you leave this date right now, I'll buy you this and this, you get out of here. Meet me at the, or maybe not even sometimes meet up with them, but just get them to leave a place. So because it was like some type of a control thing. That's what I heard. Do I believe that? Yes.

That's, I mean, that's not that crazy, I guess. But I don't believe, you know, but I believe a lot of stuff, you know? Um, but that's kind of a crazy thing. Imagine you're sitting there with your date a guy. You don't know who's probably a tough guy Yeah walks up and says hey you're you have a call and then it's diddy. Yeah, it's diddy Right and he's abusing somebody in the background. It takes a break from that allegedly abusing somebody and Then yeah, he's like, hey, if you leave, and then the guy's trying to escape his room,

the guy or woman's trying to escape, and he fucking throws something at him, throws a Grammy at him or whatever, right? And he's like, shake your tail feather, and he fucking whips a Grammy or an Emmy at the back of the guy's head. Guy's bleeding now or whatever, but he's like, hey, okay.

This happened to you, didn't it? No, it didn't happen to me. But he's like hey okay. This happened to you didn't it? No it didn't happen to me. But he's just like hey if you I'm gonna get you a couple Birkin bags if you leave right now. Dude I would leave man. Would you? I don't know I mean just being at dinner for too long stresses me out. Oh that's so worse. I get to do my thing now is I'll get to check before the food comes. Yeah. Because you can stay in the restaurant once you pay as long as you want. Yeah. But you can't leave if you don't pay.

Yep. So I'll be like... Bring the check first. Bring the check first. Before I order it. Bring the fucking check. Sometimes I'll leave then. I don't even really want to fucking be here.

I could make a smoothie at home. Yeah, get your rocks off. Just pay that check. Yeah, I'll pay that check. I'll tip that guy. Are you a good tipper? I am. You are?

I think I am. I like doing it. I feel good about it. You know, also I make fair, you know, I make good money, so it'd be weird if I didn't tip good I feel like. Right. But, yeah, I think it's fun. I just don't, I don't understand people who don't, at least 20% I feel like that's.

Yeah. I don't understand people who are dumb at least 20% I feel like that's yeah, I Get I get the argument I guess for people being like well. They didn't do anything But at the same time like that's their job. Yeah, you know you knew when you went in there you yeah like It's kind of on you that they you know you're paying there for nothing Fuck were we talking about this a second ago? Greta. Is this a real interview? Thurnberg. I feel like I'm back on your show. Don't say that, man.

Don't say that. Dude, we should make a separate episode of Sunday out of this. Could you cut together a bonus episode of Sunday out of this, you think? Yeah, easily. Not easily, it'd be fucking really hard. But that's what's amazing about your show.

You go in there, you sit in there, a couple things come things come up you accuse people of something you make a face or two You don't know if you have bells Paul's here if you're asking a question And then you send me somebody home. I know every time you wrap up everyone's like Yeah, cuz I don't shoot it like this. I don't shoot it like a free-flowing conversation Because I know how it's gonna edit so I just, that's a waste of time to even do all those segues and middlemen parts of the conversation. I skip right to the meat. Yeah.

It's a very awkward conversation. Oh, it's a good point. You do skip right to the meat, dude. What do you, yeah, do you think Diddy, what do you think happened there? With Diddy? Well, they said, you know, with that Diddy thing, they said they just found, um, they were spicing the baby oil. Do you see that?

No. Bring it up. Spiced baby oil. Diddy spiced baby oil. Sean Diddy Combs' baby oil was allegedly laced with date rape drug. The allegations against Sean Diddy, he did, Combs,

continued amount. While the rapper has been in jail since September, arrests face the charges of sex trafficking. In a recent slew of filings obtained by E! News, one plaintiff identified as Jane Doe in the docs alleges the baby oil found in Combs' house was laced with Rohippinol or GHB, which often referred to as the date rape drug.

Wow. Or also referred to as an hors d'oeuvre if you're going to see Rufus Disold. Who's drinking baby oil? Nobody. They're rubbing it on and it goes into their skin like that. Oh, it gets into their skin? Yeah. Is that really a thing?

Stuff can go into your body through your body? That, I don't know buddy. Because think about all the things that go on your skin. Oh totally. I mean like is my shirt going into my skin? Yeah. In some ways? Well they say there's some, they say that cotton used to like, it used to be better for our skin

and then we started using all these synthetic products and that's why a lot of people some people believe that like some of the synthetic products could be especially wrapped around your genitalia like your underpants could be causing a lot of issues in the world really like causing like autism or like the anus thing with the anus and the scrotum or whatever are getting shorter is it really I don't know I just listened to Joe Rogan say that the perineum or whatever. It's called the perineum. Great word by you. The perineum is getting shorter.

Shrinking. They need to put some fucking Christmas trees out there because the coastline in Louisiana is fucking disappearing. And every year they come get our Christmas tree, dude. What do you mean coastline? There's a beach in Louisiana. Call it a beach. I've never thought about that in my life, but I never thought there'd be about a beach in Louisiana

I'll say if you put your hair under water down there and home it comes up corn road You'll have a little crab at the end of it just figuring that shit out So it definitely has powers in the water. I don't know. I don't think there's a beach Look up that. Does our underpants, look up non, look up non cotton underpants causing mental disorder. This just says cotton underwear make a difference,

even if it's ugly. That's not, I don't care about the style brother Nevermind, so that was a wild ride No, it's not Keep believing in yourself. Okay, sorry. You're good. You're right. We're doing good. We haven't talked about anything important or We haven't said anything really of any significance. We haven't said anything anything important or we haven't said anything really of any significance. We haven't said anything. No, we should be talking about something. Well when you start to think about being like, because now that you're doing your own thing, do you feel like

you're more capable to do something new? Like tell me about something like branching out on your own, like the fears of it and stuff like that, and did you think it would be okay? Do you think it would fail? Like do you have any real fears about it? Because I think a lot of people work with somebody or under an umbrella and then they go out and do their own thing. Yeah, I think well the thing that was how Barstool was set up was Dave is very hands-off. So he doesn't tell you what you should be doing when you start doing what you're doing doesn't talk to you. You really just go complete non-communication with him 100% of the time.

What that culture breeds, I think, is like a kind of entrepreneurial spirit, I guess, the people who are successful there at Barstool. Because you have to be. And they have the resources. Obviously, they're taking the risk on you by paying your salary, because they're going to pay you if your content sucks,

or if your brand loses the brand deal, or whatever. Like every two weeks, you're getting paid. So they're taking that chance. And obviously, if you do well, they have the upside. But it's really a place where I was able to kind of, they gave me the resources, but I was able to kind of build out. I started working with Tom, who's my editor, and we worked together for years, developed a camaraderie.

My producer, Kelsey, who you've met, we started working together, developed camaraderie. So we had to make my own little business inside of Barstool. So going out and doing my own thing really was pretty much exactly the same, because I already had my business inside of Barstool, inside of the bigger business. But I would like to do some other stuff

outside of Sunday Conversation. I don't know what, I mean how was your movie experience? I've heard that it's kind of boring shooting a movie. Oh yeah, it's boring. I like the revolutions I can do on Sunday. I can put out one Sunday a week. It's a lot of work to get it out once a week, but we can do it, and then it's like

you move on to the next thing. It's like you had a stinker, you can still move on and have a good one Sunday a week. It's a lot of work to get it out once a week, but we can do it. And then it's like you move on to the next thing. It's like you had a stinker, you can still move on and have a go in the next week. And things happen so fast now too. How I even consume, how everyone consumes content is like... It's so fast. It's like, you know, in the first couple seconds, you only keep watching this or not. And sometimes it's interesting. It's like something will peak your interest and sometimes it can be the same thing on the next day and it will not peak your interest, but then two days later it'll peak your interest again. I think it's very fascinating and I'm sure there's a lot of coding and stuff, they're

figuring that out. And they just keep hooking you or finding different ways to hook you. It's kind of crazy though, you'll go down some rabbit holes and with the algorithm and the algorithm can lead you to do some crazy stuff. Like what? Like do you want to do some crazy stuff like what Like do want to do crime. I'll say it Like want to do crime because the algorithms like oh, yeah, so you mingle it over there You want another hit of that fucking smack? Yeah, I mean one another fucking couple of hot doses of fucking

Gaza core Charlie Kirk Gaza core Charlie Kirk. Oh Next thing you know you get it just gets crazy, and then you're just choking out your neighbor Yeah, I do feel like especially Twitter X especially X feeds me stuff I don't want to see like the algorithm it builds out Just like you're saying if you like to doom scrolling or whatever you're on your phone for too long It's not that long before you're seeing stuff. You don't I don't relate to it at all Yeah, imagine. There's just a wheel somewhere you could spin it Yeah, but one of the options are 11 out of 14 of the options were bankruptcy

violence machete attacks racism at least on Instagram if you do it for a long time you end up with boobs Yeah, if you stay on Instagram for a long time you end up at boobs. Oh yeah you do. Well Twitter you end up as bee holes or whatever and like Christmas bee holes and all that. I'm like it's Christmas. Can you do at least two days a year without bee holes on Twitter? That is I don't know they got a dude I feel so bad for the kids growing up how much porn you dude you don't have they got us Dude, I feel so bad for the kids growing up to how much porn you dude You don't have a choice in life if you want to watch always right we used to have a choice at least like you used to Have the bike to get it or whatever now you yeah, you have that it's it's insane. It's insane

What's very sad crime one? It should be a crime Yeah, one kid just came out and said he found his sister on only fans and it broke his heart you see that video man It should be a crime. Yeah, one kid just came out and said he found his sister on only fans and it broke his heart You see that video? man It's pretty sad. You don't want to show it cuz they're their children But just crazy to see people even think about that dude. I saw a stat. It was I think One in every 12 one in 12 girls are on only fans, but is that a lie? Let's look it up. What percentage of women are on only fans. I mean that's Nuts that's nuts.

That's nuts. But there's so much money. And if you, I guess if you just want to make money, you don't care about anything else in the world besides making money. Bad way to live. About 2% of young women are selling themselves on OnlyFans. Go back, go to that.

Number five, number four. What date is that? That's 2023. Find me something similar that's updated if you can. Give me some updated information. What percentage? Like everything just feels like my wits end. My axle just broke on my freaking Cybertruck. No way.

Yeah, I parked. I was like, it feels like it's weird turning. I go, look, the fucking axle's broken. Dude, this is a bad question. What is that? Cybertruck. Axle. Oh, axle. It's like, oh, I don't know. I go look at the fucking knackles broken. This is a bad question. What is that? A Cybertruck? Axle. Oh, Axle. It's like, uh...

It is a brain. I can't fucking have this guy brain out this fucking dude. Is it like this? Yeah, it's like a... That's what it sounds like, is this. Yes. It's like that. It's like a lower joist. Are you good like handy stuff? Huh? Can you do that? I mean, I got pissed immediately when I saw it.

I knew, I knew it, you know, I knew that, I knew that that's where it was gonna be for the rest of the day. It ain't changing. You ever get under a car? Oh yeah, dude. Oh, I'll tell you this. I used to have a Ford Escort, right?

And this bitch would fucking go. Dude, sometimes it would take off, right? You know, be in gonna be in it right this before they had self-driving cars or whatever but it was just the Throttle or whatever was just loose or unloose or whatever? I don't remember what it was tight or loose and that bitch you'd park it dude We go like an extra 12 feet after you got out that bitch. It would just it would do a jolt and rev It had a thing. It had like this kind of Civil War feature or whatever.

But after you got out, sometimes there would be a combustion and then it would, pow, out of the back catalytic converter out of the exhaust pipe. So my buddy Bo would always go stand back there and then he'd be like, oh! I just pretend like he got shot every time. Yeah. You know that on your, when I was coming over to the house, on your Google maps is your truck. Like it shows your house and it shows your truck and it shows you in it.

You're on your Google maps. Really? If you type in your address, which we won't say, you're on there. Someone's just coming by taking pics. Oh, well, it's very scary. Things get scary these days. I saw a video of myself the other day that was driving. Somebody drove alongside me for probably 30 seconds

just filming me. So yeah, it's OK, but it just, you're like, it starts to make you super paranoid. How was Bridgestone doing two nights there? Or two shows? That's awesome. Or does it feel just like a normal show? I was just gonna ask because it's here in Nashville.

It felt like a mix. I think it's just been a long year, so everything almost starts to feel the same sometimes. But I was excited that a lot of people I knew were going. I did the shows longer than usual. I probably should have tightened it up a little bit, but I just wanted to be up there, you know? I was trying to think of things to thank people or trying to localize stuff if I could at certain points.

Yeah, it's just why, I mean, you just couldn't even believe, you know? I remember the first show that I ever went to over there was, who's that guy? Oh, Gwen Stefani's husband. And after the show, my buddy Eddie was filming me and he's like, you gonna play here one day? And I was like, I'm not playing here, dude.

You're out of your mind. And then, so he sent me that video about a week ago. No way. It's pretty cool. That is cool. It really is cool. Yeah, I mean, just bonkers. So I think that was fun. I thought the shows went pretty good.

So I was glad that everybody came out and laughed. I was just like, yeah, you just want it to go good because also that's a show. You have to see those people around town. Yeah. Or you have to wonder if everybody you ran into could have been one of those people that was at that show. Mm-hmm. And so that was one part that was really exciting about it, man. And you're going up against Metallica. Oh, that's true, huh? Yeah, which is pretty good. Something's wrong. Something's right. Who you right or wrong? Who they root everyone? Imagine having an opportunity to go see Metallica

and choosing to go see you. My audience. Sure. So these blacks. And I was like, come on, dude. Wow. Oh, man, you like, come on, dude, wow. Oh man, you're right about that, dude. I got to come see you in, I got to come watch you in Cork.

Oh yeah, Cork, Ireland. That was fun. I forgot about that. That was fun. That was cool, wasn't it? That was fun. My buddy's wedding, my buddy Scotty's in town tonight. They're going to see Rufus' dissolve.

No way. Yeah. I thought about having him come by the house, but my truck broke down. I cried for a little bit, and I got kind of scared, and I just hurried back home. Yeah. The axle.

One bad axle, dude. Oh, dude, what do you think about Bill Belichick's girlfriend? What's the word down there? Because he lives in Florida, doesn't he? He lives in, I think named Tuckett, or obviously Chapel Hill now. OK, North Florida or whatever. North Florida.

But he's going to your alma mater. Yeah, and it's kind of crazy. I mean, it's like... People are talking about the program, so that's a positive, right? Well, to me, college football is 100,000% about the players. I mean, all football is, but especially college football. And I think, Kim Cumming, we got a big budget increase for what we were willing to give NIO players, or the NIO

money for guys to recruit. So you think Boosters followed him? I think that we really raised a lot of money. I don't know what the figure is, but I want to say it was like $30 million or something. It was kind of like the, and I don't know if that includes the coaches or what, but it was like 30 million bucks or something. It was kind of like the, and I don't know if that includes coaches or what, but it was a huge figure

that you would think we would be able to go out and get like five star quarterback, five star whatever. And I haven't seen us signing any five stars yet. But that could just be the period of the year we're in. And my thing is if he signs those five stars, it doesn't matter about his girlfriend. And if he doesn't sign those five stars, it doesn't matter about his girlfriend. And if he doesn't sign those five stars, it doesn't matter about his girlfriend because we're going to be asked no matter what his girlfriend says.

I mean, that's the truth. Do we have to sign good players and pay them? Yeah, I thought that Nico, I'm a Tennessee football fan for college. I mean, obviously I played at Carolina, so I root for Carolina as well. But Tennessee is who I grew up on and they didn didn't pay Nico, or that's the story. They didn't pay their quarterback. He wanted like $4 million as a story. And they're giving him two.

And so they said, get out of here. I think it's crazy. I think pay him. Everyone was on Tennessee side. Everyone thought Nico was an idiot. And maybe that's true. But to me, I would have liked to see Tennessee just pay up. He's a freshman.

He took you. His real freshman year. He beat Clemson in the first time he ever played in the, whatever, Orange Bowl or something. And then last year was his redshirt freshman year. He took Tennessee to the playoffs. And this guy's, in my opinion, going to be the number one overall draft pick.

And they're talking about $2 million with him. He probably makes $100 million for the university. Him being on the field, having a good team, playoff competitive I mean you've been down there. Oh, it's unbelievable People were certainly excited about him the year before I remember remember when he got in in the uh Bowl game the year before didn't have to play the bowl game. Yeah, Clemson. He beat Clemson, right? So people were stoked. They're like put him in, you know, yeah, everybody was excited

Even that year when they were losing to Georgia late in the season. They're like put him in I think he was like the number one overall He was excited even that year when they were losing to Georgia late in the season. They're like, put him in. I think he was like the number one overall recruit. People were excited and he did well. And you're right. He's only one year. You can't, you know, you can't expect guys just to, or maybe now people can. People are saying now though, here, I think this is that people are saying now we're putting our money in, we better get a return on it fast. So I think that part of the mindset

probably doesn't help the whole equation. But a lot of these guys, Lane Kiffin was telling me, you go through one section of the portal time, and then they haven't even played any ball yet, there's another portal period, and they're like, you know what, you gave us two million, we want four million. We haven't done anything. It's insane.

They have to fix it. college football is fucked right now So that's pretty crazy that the fact that that's happening. You know dude. They got rid of walk-ons there's no more walk-ons in cultural ball like I was I walked on to the University of Carolina and My you were loitering they said I also one of them an interview the former coach that this guy was loitering Yeah, they hated me while I was there. But dude, there's no walk-ons anymore. Like our team, our best, maybe not our best players, but our team captain, some of our best players

were walk-ons. Like I came in with my class of fellow guys, every single one of them went on to win a scholarship. A lot of them went to NFL. And it's like, they were like the meat of the team or the glue of the team. And they don't even have that anymore because they had to cut the roster down.

They got to pay all these guys. And that's sad to me. Is that true? Google that, please. Has NIL eliminated the possibility of walk-ons or lowered the number of walk-ons on teams? I think they don't even do it anymore. I really don't think they even of walk-ons on teams. I think it's I think they don't even do it anymore I really don't think they even take walk-ons. I think it's a

The death of the walk-on. Okay. Yes, the new NCA roster limits including the house settlement Have effectively reduced the number of walk-on opportunities in college sports particularly football while teams still have non scholarship players walk-ons The total roster size is capped to 105 significantly reducing the space for them wow so the movie Hoosiers years from now people watch Hoosiers and be like who the fuck is that dude? Rudy? Yeah but it won't even understand me like yeah yeah it's it's it is sad man and then oh it is it definitely takes away a lot of the heart of it well dude also just, also just like, I just had such an awesome positive experience

being in the locker room for four years with the same guys, going through it. You have these big aspirational dreams you're going to make see the field. Never see the field. But I had a great time. And that doesn't happen anymore. Not only because there's not walk-ons,

but also because they there's no they don't why would you cultivate a backup if you're the coach if he's just about to transfer on your ass soon as the season's over your starters probably gonna transfer these guys are playing on a different team every year sometimes two teams per year so like there's no country there's no locker room vibe they're all just like trying to get get cash. There has to be a way. People are acting like, well, we had it better back then, and now it's totally destroyed.

It's like, is there no creative problem solving to figure out how we can get these guys some cash? And also, is there no middle ground here that we can work with? OK, you have to stay. You can sit out. The argument has always been you can't transfer, and then you have to sit out a year.

That's how it used to be. Now you can transfer and play immediately. I think you should have to sit out a year. And they say, well, because that'll hold them off. That's how it used to be. Right, because then you have to put your, at least you got to show up for where you are. Yeah.

And then the argument against it was, well, coaches can just leave, and then you're left with a well coaches can just leave and then you know You're left with a coach that you didn't really sign up to play for well Then make an exception if that's the coach leaves then you can go and you can do it people are acting like these It's like it's a pretty simple But then this will start to happen a coach will leave and he'll make a deal with the players and then the player will follow Them it'll be like a deal that they make yeah, which is it which is wrong with that right? That's part of the deal. It's part of the deal.

If those are his players. So yeah, I think there's a lot, obviously even us trying to look at it, there's a lot of little sides to it, man. Yeah. But you're right, it does start to, it starts to kind of break the heart of the fan, you know, because you're kind of the one that loses

in the end, is just the value of being a fan. It all just becomes this kind of capitalist thing. But for years, those places, the university was making so much money, in the end is just the value of being a fan. It all just becomes this kind of capitalist thing. But for years, those places, the university was making so much money, and they weren't even setting aside, like, set aside the money for 10 years later. Every player gets some money. You know what I'm saying?

Like, there should be money. It's like, maybe you don't give it to them now, but five years from now, they're going to get paid, you know? Right, or when they graduate, or when they're done at college. You know? But there just has to be a way. And it does. Sports fans, I mean, I grew up a Tennessee football fan.

SEC football, there's no fans like that. Because in the NFL, you can't play for the team or go to the team. In college, you can go to that school. If you're a fan, you went to the school. You can go to the Packers. You know what I'm saying? You just fucking go to the game., you went to the school. You can go to the Packers, you know what I'm saying? Like you just fucking, you go to the game,

but you go to that school. You spent four years of your life there. Like that's your team. Yeah, you knocked your spouse up there. Yeah. You know, you vomited on your buddy there. You guys accidentally touched each other there, right? It didn't, it was an accident.

Some of you guys say you hit a speed bump going really fast in a truck people don't usually You know what I'm saying that's what you get for going to Mississippi State. Yeah, but what I'm trying to say Somebody in there and I couldn't find it I had a text Hardy. Do you know what's in Starkville is Hardee's. And that's all that's there, dude. It's a long-drawn Silver's and a Hardee's. Dude, Hardee's, and I hate to say this, but it's the truth. It's just a Carl's Jr. that came out of the closet.

That's all it is. Bring that up. Does Hardy's own Carl's Jr.? What's the other one that's like that? Oh, the Hillstone and what's that good restaurant called? Oh, honey, I wouldn't know. Hardee's. Yes, Hardee's is owned by the same company as Carl's Jr., bitch. Okay?

What is the reason for not having just the same name? So don't say I didn't go to college. That's all I'm saying. That's the kind of shit you would hear in my neighborhood growing up. Multiple choice. Oh dude, oh, you don't fucking think Harding is owned by Carl's Jr.? I will fucking choke the semen out of your throat, honey. Like, whoa, this is crazy.

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I got a good one. I got a good one, dude. All right, you go. You go. You go. Well, I knew that. Well, there was a strong awareness over the years that people that had suffered from Down syndrome couldn't

That they weren't by not bipedal. What is it? They wouldn't they couldn't walk backwards, right and some lady what is wait, wait, wait That people with Down syndrome could not walk back. They can't they cannot that's that was that what everybody was saying Okay, a woman trained a young was saying. A woman trained a young, like one of these young warriors to do it. A woman sent me a video though with somebody doing it and then I guess that, I don't know if everybody can do it, but this kid is definitely, he's basically the Michael Jackson of Down Syndrome people. Like I mean he... So he can walk backwards and he's the only one. I think there's rumor that this person was... That, that, that, that, that.

Alright, I got one, I got one. What am I doing today? Can you hear me even? I got one. I think it's this Winnipeg Jet. Yeah, take that off, man. Huh? There's nothing under it, dude. Take it off, bro.

Speed bump. Dude, alright, I got a good one. Okay. Alright. Do you know what the... I probably said this to you before, you probably know the answer because I told it to you. But do you know what the number one product, number one top selling product is at Walmart every single year? Well, Walmart's obviously like the biggest store.

So best product, biggest product at the biggest store. Every year it's the same product. They sell the most stuff. Oh my god, girl. I don't know let me think. You told me this and I still do not know and I still don't know though. Yeah you hang out with me for three hours you're hearing this one. This is good I like this. I'm gonna say paper or no hold, let me think a little bit more. Let me give you a hint. Don't look at me like that. Alright, so think about like, like, evolution or human nature. Like what we really, where we come from and what we really like.

Um, let me think, where we come from and what we really like Where we come from Like chocolate we like now it's a food mmm it is mmm Number one thing they buy every year every year bananas is it really mm-hmm 40 11 mm-hmm. Oh Is it really? 4011. Bananas are the number one thing. I just like that fact. And people say we didn't evolve from primates. That's what I'm saying.

You say what you want, dude. We're buying bananas. It's our number one purchase. Shoot a shoot on me. Let's look at a news article. What happened? Anything in the news, Riley Mao? Oh, Riley Mao's here, dude. Can you have some waters for us, Riley? I'll take a cell. I mean, this is cool with me. Unless you want one. It is? No, I just love to have a water. Usually we have them out here.

Riley? I was not aware of waters. What do you mean? You've worked on here. You've definitely worked on at least 50 episodes of this show. Yeah, Riley told me before he told you about his coming. Riley Mao's here. Let's get a gander at him first, man. We got to put these headies on. Riley Mao, huh? How you doing, huh?

Good. What's going on with you, brother? We got Caleb Presley here to talk to you today. I see a couple of questions. I know you haven't spoken to you in almost eight months. Yeah, it's been a minute. Nice. Riley, what kind of car is your truck? Let's say a Hyundai Santa Cruz. Oh, Japanese. Or not Japanese, Hyundai is Japanese

and Santa Cruz is California. Have you been noticed, I know that you, you had a, you told me, and I think you've said it publicly now, that you came, right? I have. Well guys, let's don't just say that out, I mean, because people don't know that he, Raleigh was, he hadn't ejaculated until, what age did you finally get that out of you, Riley?

25. Wow. Wow. The uncreamable yellow egg they called him, huh? That little, that little baby quail over there, boy. Unbustable. Dude, so what's happened since then, Riley? Have you been, are you back at the not coming?

Or are you, now are you just constantly coming? But hold on, before you answer that, I do want to say this. He didn't even come to any music when it happened the first time. Did you, Riley? No. No? And how much came out? I'm not trying to be graphic. Actually, Donut, is that too much?

I'll tell you this, he had to buy smaller shoes after. So enough to make him really uncomfortable in his current Crocs. Bro, I mean 25 years, where was it going? Where was it going? Because I know for a fact, I don't care if he's lying or not about that, I think he's lying about everything. But even if he's not lying, I know that the human body makes like 3 billion sperms a day or something crazy.

Which means that his body was either not making them, he had a broken body, or he was making those things and they were having to go somewhere. Would you poop them out? Or would they go into other parts of your body? If you have that much, I'm sure some of it has to get back there. You can't pee it out, because that's coming.

That's ejaculating. Yeah. That's cheating. So where was it going? Do you feel like you know where it went, Riley? Could you feel a certain part of your body felt different other than your genitals after you came? Yeah.

Like, did you ever wake up in the morning and it felt like you'd already eaten or whatever? Like, did you ever wake up in the morning and it felt like you'd already eaten or whatever? Did you ever wake up in the morning and feel full for no reason? No. Dude, here's a similar fact. I saw this. I saw that if you hold in a poot for too long, a fart, that it will come out your mouth. Really? If you hold it in for too long, it will come out of your mouth.

Oh my God, girl. Well, I've always heard that a poot is just a gay belch. I've always heard that. I know. Yeah. I mean, kind of. Oh, a fart is just a gay belch, homie. Dude, imagine.

Oh, I don't even want to talk about it. That's gross. But a lot of dudes save them like that. They know they're gonna belch or whatever, but they've been married for a long time. They're like, I'm gonna swallow that one and hit her with it later. You know?

Yeah. Gross. I'm gonna toss that one into the, while she's dreaming at night. Gross. A lot of guys are like that. Guys are sick, man. Guys are sick.

I have, well, I won't say. I'm gonna speak for myself. Guys are sick, though. I have never. Not me. Huh? What'd you say? Not me.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But guys disgust me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But guys disgust me. Ugh. They are disg- Men are disgusting. They are disgusting.

Except for Glooney Balls too. Not him. Oh no. He's so sweet. He's such a king. I miss him and he was in love with a girl from here. Are they still in love? Ooh. I don't know if we're allowed to talk about it. Yeah.

But he is a heartthrob. Mm. Women are drawn to him. Men want to be like him. Me and him went on a double date last year. Really? about it yeah but he is a heartthrob. Women are drawn to him, men want to be like him. Me and him went on a double date last year. Really? Yeah. Where? Up in Wisconsin. No way. We took um where it's like a little had a little camping thing with some girls one weekend. Wait was I there? Yeah. Was I your date? Did you have a girl there or was I your date? No, I had a girl there. Wait, can we talk about this? I want to talk about two things actually. First of

all, I want to talk about how you took me to your friend's wedding as your plus one. Yeah, thank you for coming dude. And you didn't tell them I was coming. Yes. So I showed up, it's a small wedding, and then they didn't know I was coming and I didn't know any of the people there. And they had you sitting at the front table, and they just didn't have a place for me. So I had to sit in the back with people I had never met in my life.

Oh, dude. And they put you next to the drunkest people that have ever graced, it's me and my buddy Scott, it was his wedding. They put you next to the drunkest people that have ever graced the world. And somebody broke that toilet, remember? Yeah, it was his wedding. They put you next to the drunkest people that ever graced the world. And somebody broke that toilet, remember? Yeah, somebody did.

Dude, I went to the bathroom. We were in Spain. We're in Portugal. That's true. We were in Portugal in Sintra, that's what I was thinking. And we went to this old house, it was a beautiful wedding. And I sat on this toilet trying to probably just get somewhere to have

some quiet time. Yeah, the poop or whatever they call it over there. And the toilet fell off the wall. Yes. Why was it on the wall? I think they, oh everything is more artistic there you know I'm saying they want you to, they don't want you to just you know I think and they recycle. I don't know why. The toilet was on the ground. I think I have a picture of it you can put on this. Okay well I remember next thing you, everybody's at the wedding, it was on the ground. I think I have a picture of it. You can put on this. Okay. Well, I remember next thing you, everybody's at the wedding. It was a long wedding.

Cause they, a couple of people got up there and we're kind of chatting, whatever making it about them, right? And a couple people have been rubbing daddy baby oil on their legs. And fucking can barely even speak, right? So we're up there and you'd have, you heard like a crack and then you heard somebody scream out of this balcony window

that was directly above the wedding. I mean, it was like 22 feet from the closest patron at the wedding. And we're like, what the hell was that? Dude, oh my God, that was, yeah, that was, that was. Oh! It was very bizarre. Like, what happened? Yeah, I said that that was that was

And then people this is the worst part that a winding stone staircase people had to go up there to use it's that Restroom when they got up there just a broken toilet laying there. It was the only toilet Yeah, that was fun. And the other thing I want to talk to you about is dude. You got to stop sitting I don't know if you're doing as a joke where you're trying to be nice. Stop sending me your old clothes. I'll get a package from you and every time it's just some old shirts you don't want anymore. I can tell that they're like your bad shirts. Not even nice shirts. You bought me one nice shirt and the rest of our just your shitty old shirts. That is not true. There are some hitters in there. Did you go through all of them? You got me one nice shirt, a red shirt that says hot sauce on it. That is my best shirt from you.

It's a great shirt. There are some other real and they're larges. I can't You just I just And you're you're someone be like you want to throw them away like nah, send them to Caleb The Kales house so he can throw them away. Oh baby, baby bear don't want that night here Dude I think but here's the thing. Would you let, oh wait, Riley Mao, what happened to you? Yeah. Tell us, tell them what happened real quick so we don't forget. Yeah, no, I mean, everything was, everything came out great. But what happened? How much, give us a, like, did you did you get out like if you had a guess just even in handfuls how much you What are we talking about there like in a child not a child's handful, but like a

Sorry dude like a just fucking tell us dude probably two or three. Oh my Two or three oh my two or three bro god well you must have been dehydrated your throat close up it sounds like oh my god you might have needed Narcan after that oh me that's a whoo that's a war that's a big dose boy got what do you do with that that is a hmm and so Riley I guess the last question is just the first one I asked is we've you been doing it more and more yeah I have you addicted to it not addicted are? Yeah I have. You're addicted to it? Not addicted. Are you a sex addict? No. How many times you feel like you've had sex since that

happened Riley? Because it's been about eight months now, almost one year, isn't it? Yeah about, I would say a couple times, a few times a week. Okay. Whoa. Good God, bro. Slow down. Do you think you have any kids? Or do you think that, is that something you're interested in doing? Eventually, yeah. And what about your walk with God? I know you were saving yourself from marriage, right? Right.

And that went by the wayside. Look at that. You fucked that up. Oh, that's like kicking over the only shit around a fucking good wedding, brother. But anyway, man, sorry we're putting you on the grill there. Yeah, sorry, bro. Do you feel like you're gaining traction in the sexual community or whatever? Like that you're getting better at it or whatever?

Yeah, I think so. Oh, that's good, man. Wow. Do you feel any different? You know, do you remember if you felt any different after the first time you had sex, Caleb? I can't remember. Yeah. I can't remember.

Dude, you know what I always think about is how when I was growing up, you kind of have like people who maybe from your high school or whatever, just people you're growing up with in your town who get pregnant in high school. Or like, you know, they do. And then at the time I would look at them I looked at them like no they're bad people but like wow what idiots yes you know which obviously they probably wish they didn't but all they did was do the same thing every single other person's doing yeah every single

person's doing that and then all that happens is one of them gets unlucky and then you're like idiot That's how I was I've changed my stance on that. Well, they kind of get unlucky It's almost like you know when they say if you shake a soda up and everybody don't open it for a little while, right? Yeah, and then one guy right or who's like I'm open it You know what's gonna happen if you open it, right? And he still opened it. It does feel like those are the people a lot of the times who do have high school children, but.

I wonder if I had me a little child where I would do with it or whatever. I would let it be outside or inside, probably outside more. I cannot wait till you have a kid. I can't wait to meet him. That'd be cool, huh? That would be cool.

Riley, are you guys thinking about, because you have a girlfriend now, Riley? I do. Okay. And are you thinking about children? Have you guys started talking about it? Eventually, yeah. Wow.

Do you miss the days when you hadn't been, I don't even want to say it, but you hadn't been just bursting out out there? Just spackling that, that uh, Hanoi sauce or whatever you guys are? Uh, no, no I don't. I don't miss it. Do you feel like it's affected your testosterone? Yeah. Wow. In a negative way or positive? Uh, positive. Wow. Oh really, so you feel like you have affected your testosterone? Yeah. Wow. In a negative way or positive? Positive. Oh really so you feel like you have more testosterone now? Yeah. Amen

brother. That's kind of the key phrase nowadays. Testosterone. People are selling everywhere every other Facebook's ads like shoot up at your apartment. Yeah. Dude when I was young you had to go first of all meet a gay dude that you didn't even know because you he said he wasn't gay. He was just a busboy that was in his 40s at a restaurant, right? Okay, you had to meet him. Befriend him by playing video games. Then, he had steroids.

You had to go get it from somewhere. It was crazy. Now they are mailing you steroids! Shut up. Really? Yeah, we had to just go through all this shit to get it. It is crazy. There's a cold plunge place by my house. It's like, you just saw an cold plunge you go there, and then the guy is like hey Do you want some uh testosterone or anything like that? No, I don't even want to get in this fucking cold tub

I don't want testosterone. I do want it dude. I would do I honestly I would love to see what it would be like People say they feel so much better dude have him cream you out half an ounce over there and get you a little bit much better. Dude, have him cream you out half an ounce over there and get you a little bit of that sweet and sour pan syrup off your boy up in there. It'll grow your eyebrows after. It'll grow your eyebrows thicker, dude. Do you miss the days of not having had sex, Raleigh, to be honest with you? Or is there something you miss about it?

No, no, I don't miss it. That's cool, man. Well, what else were we talking about? Oh, dude, do you think the Bill Belichick thing has adjusted the dating, the way that dating is looked? Because it's kind of a big, like he kind of opened the portal, like the portal's open for older men and younger women. Do you feel like that? I feel, my stance on this is, The portal's open for older men and younger women.

Do you feel like that? I feel, my stance on this is I actually don't have a problem with it. I don't understand why if you're a young girl, you'd want to be with an old man. Yeah. But I don't understand a lot of stuff people do. But if she's 20, and they're consenting adults, I have no problem with an older dude who's single. I would try to get a younger girl too. I'm not gonna try to get a 75 year old woman.

Well first of all, you're single. You're Bill Belichick. Yeah. Right. He's done it all, man. I mean, he definitely has a name for himself. You know, if you're Jim Haslett, yeah, you get what you get, dude. You know, yeah But damn dude, that's such a good question like but he definitely the portals open now I feel like it's definitely it feels like it's more of that universe now. Have you seen any more of it? Have you seen other examples of it? Well, Shannon Sharpe had his thing But he got kind of got called out for but his was more of like sexual in nature Where's Belichick has a it seemed like he's in a relationship. You see those videos of him on the beach with the Whereas Belichick has a it seemed like he's in a relationship. You see those videos of him on the beach with the He's holding her up. Mm-hmm. No way really pull up Bill Belichick and girlfriend beach You know who has a good theory on oh, wow. Oh, yeah, he's

He seems super happy Well, I respect it dude, she's I have no issues with it, zero. But it is so funny, you gotta be honest, it's so funny. Well, it's up to them, first of all, bring up the next one with them fishing. It's up to them. First of all, they're having fun. Right. And it's really up to them. It's not like she's tricking him or something, or he's tricking her. Right. Yeah, look at this. This is that, this is, uh, from whatever that movie is.

Normandy or whatever, it's like they're, it was like they did like this D-Day photo shoot or whatever. Right. Yeah, look at this. This is that this is uh, from whatever that movie is Normandy or whatever. It's like they're like they did like this D day photo shoot or whatever. Uh Dave portnoy has a good theory on this Um dave's theory is that he has no idea what's going on like in terms of how we're all perceiving this And like social media about it. He's like his theory is that dave Bill otick is not on his phone and this doesn't have any clue what's happening Right, so he's just enjoying his life. He's just like going about his life loving his life Because I think she probably posts all his social media and stuff for him

And so of course she's gonna post pictures of only her yeah, I would too. Yeah Dude well my parents were 38 years different so I gotta be like love is you know if you find somebody that you love and That's where it's at You know Yeah, there's a my parents have a big difference too yeah totally I mean this is this is a huge difference I don't know how many years difference is it I also changed my probably 50 years bro no Raleigh now 24 and 74 I believe that's 50 no bro that is 50 man I just crunched the numbers I don't know if

there's an actual ages but that is 50 what do you say to people who say that's 50 dude but I don't think is I are the actual ages, but that is 50. What do you say to people who say that's 50, dude? But the only thing is I change my opinions a lot. So this could be outdated. Like I'll change my opinion on this tomorrow. Dude, all I'm saying is the portal is open for old men and young women. This is the, I mean, the portal's open now. And it's probably easier than ever to meet them. There's probably, there's so many apps and stuff

where you can, and I don't, and girls seem to be really attracted to guys who have money and guys who are successful, and they don't seem to care about looks, and it doesn't seem like they care about age as much. Is that true? Is that crazy to say? People look younger than ever, kinda,

what age difference are they? Can you just fucking tell me a number? Sorry Riley, but damn. You fucking have a computer you're working with Never mind no Jesus Christ Just stick to coming dude stick to stick to come Now I see why he couldn't he couldn't bust enough for 25 years. He couldn't find him 73 and 24 49. Yeah Close that's a lot. I mean dude that means that

This is a dumb thing to say but he was 49 when she was born Yeah, that's pretty old for the to your wife to be born. That's wild. I might change. I don't know if it's cool anymore. That's a big difference. Go Heels, baby. That's all I'm saying. If he just needs to recruit some...pay these players, man. Pay these guys. We should have got Nico when you left Tennessee.

We should have paid him. Pull up another news article. What else do we got, man? Oh, a funeral director trashed over 6,500 bodies of pets, used fake ashes to defraud customers out of $650,000. Wow. What does it say? A funeral home director has been charged after allegedly throwing out the bodies of thousands of pets

and giving others the ashes of other animals. What kind of, what makes someone go into wanting to deal with dead bodies? I have people in my family who do that, so I'm not hating. They said they work in cremation? They work in funeral parlors or I don't, they work with dead bodies. That's a weird thing I think to want to go into.

You know, it's like, how do you end up being like, I think what I want to do in my life is touch dead bodies all the time yeah weird but they're also my family's also cool yeah yeah I think it's you know if you want to be around I just would it would be crazy if you're a funeral director and you're burning up animals and giving those ashes to people. Yeah, for why? And then you don't think they're gonna notice that it's not their brother or whatever? Like, oh, I got my brother's ashes back.

If I can, who knew he had a collar that said, response to Spark, return to 4027 Elm Street. That's crazy. Oh, I don't know, man. Fuck. What are we talking about? What are we even talking about anymore, man? I've liked it, man. You have?

I've enjoyed my time. No, I've enjoyed my time, but I just feel like I let you down. I feel like I waste everybody's time today. You ever feel like that just feel like I let you down. I feel like I waste everybody's time today. You ever feel like that? Not too much. Yeah, maybe I think I'm come on I quit taking my medicine too. Really? Yeah I just don't even do it fasting. Are you still been fasting? You were fasting when we shot Sunday. Oh Good. Well, have you been doing that still? No. No, that's horrible. I need to do more No, well, I started losing my mind after that. What what do you mean you should fast whenever you're like in a good

State of mind I think I was just going through a lot So it's like not also not eating you start to lose it. It's ultimate stress. You're putting yourself in your Starvation but the third day of fasting your body's like now. We're gonna clean this shithole out Yeah, starts cleaning you up dude. I don't believe that kind of stuff you don't Be I don't I don't I believe it does clean you up I don't believe I don't believe that kind of stuff. You don't? I don't. I believe it does clean you up. I don't believe that you feel good. People are like, yeah, you start feeling amazing after three days. I bet you're hungry.

Oh, yeah, you're hungry. But I think you feel kind of a little bit keen. I saw a thing the other day that a guy lived for a long. You can pull this up. The guy lived on just sunlight for over a year. He didn't eat for over a year. He was looking at the sun. That's nice. Let me see him. Manic. He had earned a spot in the Guinness Book for not eating anything for 411 days straight in 2001.

I had led a team of 24 doctors and physicians to monitor this feat," said city-based neuro physician Sudhir Shah. His team carried out a number of tests and the results showed him to be a person of normal health. There were documentary films made on Manek's feet. Manek had given up solid food for almost two decades. And he stopped pooping too. He stopped pooping after like the third week or something. Oh, that's got to be great. And then pooped for a full year. It's got to be great.

It's like driving a Tesla. It's like you don't have to stop to fill up or whatever. It's like our own fill. It's so good. Oh, that's good. He was working as a trader of perfumes, it says, in Cosciori. Sun gazing. How do you do that?

You're not supposed to do that or is that just another lie? They tell you not to look at the Sun. A lot of step dads would say that you know if you stare directly into the Sun your sister will accuse me of sexual harassment. Like what? Turns out it's pretty true. A lot of areas, dude. A lot of areas, dude. But I think with that wood, I guess you'd have to build up a tolerance to it. You start looking at it when it's small in the morning, and then over days and days, you can just, over the mid days,

beam that bitch out in the middle of the day. I mean, at some point, you just locked in on that bitch. You just collected heat. You were a damn solar panel at some point you just locked in on that. You just collect and eat your damn solar panel at that point. That's what he's saying. That is what he's saying. I didn't realize that he's over there charging his phone. He just got it in his hand. 10%, 11%.

Dude, can you find a video of this guy speaking Raleigh? He only lived until 85, which is a good number. It's a good life. He put up a good game, but that's not, it's not a hundred. That's true. How long do you want to live for? But living is going to start to get different. I want to, I want to, I want to go over a couple of things with you. First of all, and shout out also Winnipeg Jets today, dude. Did you see their win the other night? Bro, it's hockey, right? And I met this player, I met this guy in a bath house or whatever, like, I don't even remember where it was. Vancouver, somewhere. He's putting lip balm on, I walk in a sauna or whatever, he's sitting there by himself putting on lip balm.

Where's this going? Do you have my interest I didn't judge him You know, it's this honest can be dehydrating. Mm-hmm. So anyway the game they're down three to one With a minute and seven seconds left they score Okay, two, three. Yep. Then with 1.7 seconds, this series is tied three, three, game seven, with 1.7 seconds, they score again.

Take it to overtime, in the second overtime, they win the game. No way. Yeah, pretty unbelievable. Is that your team now? Wait, what were you gonna tell me? That has nothing to do with what you said. Oh, how long do you wanna live for?

No, you said it. I'm going to tell you a few things. Listen up. This is what I'm going to tell you. So first of all, they have different skin now, right? I believe that there's, in the future, this is our, I believe, one of the last five years we'll be wearing this skin.

I believe they're going to come out with a material, right, that will completely cover our skin. So it'll both preserve your skin, also allow your skin to breathe, all the things that it needs to do still with nature, but that it will become a new layer, right? That you will, probably will cover most of your body. That will preserve your skin.

So I believe that you'll start to see that, so people will be able to technically look younger for longer. Right, but you'll never know, because you won't see them. You'll never know, because you won start to see that so people will be able to Technically look at younger for longer, right? Well, you'll never know because you won't see them You'll never know cuz you don't really see them. You can't see their skin, but under there It does look better, but you just can't see it right? You just can't see it notice. Okay. I look great Mm-hmm, and then people will also be able to program based on that outer layer what they want you to see them wear, right? so at a certain point, I don't know how we'll do it, but we'll start to have like, you know,

glasses or contacts that will, so I can make everybody look like they're, we're in the 1900s today or something like that. Who decides? You decide what you want to look like, or I can decide what you look like? I think you get to decide, the operator. Naked.

You could, I guess you go naked, but it's not- I would do, not you naked. Thank you. I would you you're naked but it's not we do not not you naked thank you I would go yeah somebody you could do like everybody's eating ice cream like glenny balls today so you could get to pick and buddy based on your eyes everybody who has that skin you could adjust it because it'll be able to adjust it does that make sense it's a worst episode of my life don Don't say that. Sorry, I'm sorry. I'm breaking your heart. I'm sorry dude. Don't say that kind of stuff. I just

feel like I let you down today man. Man, I don't think you did at all. I think it's a really good episode. Yeah. I think you're gonna have to cut out a lot. I am. I'll say this, I'm excited about the Indiana Fever starting back. Yeah, how do you have you kept up with, because we went to the game. Yeah. We went and saw Kayla Clark break the record. Dude, it was so great. And then the other day, she's back there, shoots a three from further back than the one we saw her break the record.

And we were right there when she broke the record. So tough. Have you been talking to Patrick? Yeah, Patrick and Connor, dude. Patrick came to see a show in Chicago a couple weeks ago. It was pretty cool. He's there training for the NBA draft, Patrick McCaffrey. And then so that was great.

He came out and then, yeah, Connor and I have kept in touch. Yeah. We got to go see a game. We went to the Applebee's with him after. Oh, yeah. So cool, dude. Dude, yeah, we got to go see a game. We went and saw one game.

Me and Bizzle went and saw a game. I don't know how. Oh, it was Butler played against somebody somebody and we all went and watched it, but it was fun. So you're a big Caitlin Clark fan. I'm a big fan, but not a injury fan. I, I'm a Caitlin Clark fan. You had to cut that out of your episode. You died on that one. Bro, you see Shaboosie at that Met Gala? What was that? He looked like a pepper shaker.

He looked like a pepper shaker. Wow, yeah, that's a wild look isn't it? It wasn't bad. Oh no, I don't think it was bad. But do you think that there is a real truth? Because in the black culture they start saying they dress a lot of black men up like women. I've heard that. I don't know a lot of black men up like women. I've heard that.

I don't know, that's true. They dress white guys up like women. Anyone who's trying to, they dress, those guys are, everyone looks like women at the Met Gal. That's a good point. Do you know what you think? Would you go to something like that? I've always thought about that,

like not that I would ever have an opportunity. If you and me went, I would go. I wouldn't go like with some publicist, I don't think I would go with something like that. Yeah, it feels weird, it's kind of like a weird type of like, almost like celebrity worship, where it's like too much, I don't know, it kind of weirds me out, to be honest with you.

Yeah, I don't, it seems like a seance to me, it has seancey vibes to me a little bit, and I just wonder, yeah, there's something about it that has seance type of vibes to me, or whatever that's called. Like when you meet in the woods or whatever and do something wild like that. Oh dude, I'll tell you this one story.

So we're at, we did some shows, we did like SEC, right? Some different places. We're at University of Arkansas. Yep. And Sam Pitt, we're leaving the gym, right? We get to go use their gym. I know Coach Pittman, he was at Carolina when I was there no way. Yeah, dude. He's awesome We're leaving the gym and it's me and Amir okay this comedian that works with me on the road and dude

so we're leaving and We see this guy pull up in this car and it's good Pittman and he comes over like what's going on fellas starts talking to us He's like man Tell me about Bobby and something and he's thinking, what's going on, fellas? Starts talking to us, he's like, man, tell me about Bobby. And so I'm thinking, he's thinking about Bobby Kennedy Jr., right? So we start talking about Bobby Kennedy for like two minutes. Amir's doing like an impersonation.

He's like, you're measles, ma! He's doing impersonation and everything. And Coach Pittman's like going along with us and then he goes bubba Why do you listen to us for two minutes do horrible impersonations of R.F.K. Junior Just so he can go bubba. Did you get to hang out with coach fitman oh he is funny dude he talked to us like 20 minutes it was one of the highlights of our trip that and um the Alabama players were so cool and we went there just took us

around their facility and stuff really they were super nice every place was cool but they like they just went out of their way you know like some of their best players a lot of times the guys are too cool to do that type of shit Yeah, but it was great man. Did you get to talk to the new coach? And Alabama yeah, no we did not get to meet him So I wish that we would have but but it was great though just to get to go to some of the SEC places and like You said earlier. It's like they mean it at these it's like part of the deal Alabama. Yeah, and that campuses nice It's the nicest campus. They said it's gotten way nicer because of the victories that they have hundred percent through the same in years a hundred percent

I think it's harder to get into Alabama now because of the football being good Is that more people who want to go so they can be they can have like smart people down in Alabama now Yeah, not that they weren't no, but they weren't Having Appalachian State to but I have been to Appalachian State too, but where I'm from. Appalachian State won like three national championships in a row and then they had so many more applicants after they beat Michigan. Yeah. That they that school went from kind of like just so anyone could kind of get into it like a competitive school. Mmm. Like quadrupled their

people who tried to to go to App State. Damn. It's like a nice school now. But that Tuscaloosa has the best setup of any, because I did that tour. When I first graduated college, the first thing I did was like two years on the road living in a bus, going to colleges. Yeah, and just, we just went to every college and just partied.

And that was my job for like two years. And Tuscaloosa is the nicest one. They got that perfect setup. They got the stadium. Oh, dude, we got to go out on the field. No way. We got to run out on the field, man. Yeah, it was crazy.

You're kind of one of those guys who switch up. You were supposed to be a Tennessee fan, but I don't have a lot of faith in you at all. Well, remember we went back there, and they didn't really welcome us back, it felt like. You remember? No, because we couldn't find the field. That was not because they weren't welcoming us. We, it felt like, you remember? No, because we couldn't find the field. That was not because they weren't welcoming us,

we got lost. Yeah, you're right. We got lost for about 45 minutes trying to find the field. I think I've just, I realize I'm an SEC, I am an SEC guy, man. It's all I'd like to watch. It's the best. It's not even close.

It's not even close. The rest of it should just, what are they doing? It's not even close. ACC basketball is awesome, but SEC basketball is awesome now. Yeah Yeah, my favorite sport was always LSU basketball But Yeah, I think you know, it's like

I'm a Winnipeg Jets fan. What's tough? I mean SEC so good It's like you just I don't know you start to love it all I think they only have like 13 sports We're like Carolina. We had like 33 sports. Mmm And so they just dump all that money because only sports that make any money are men's Basketball and football. Yeah, all the rest of the sports lose money And so if they only have 13 sports they can take all that money just dump them right back into The good ones whereas you got to spread it all out at like Stanford has like 33 sports They got like fencing and fucking everything, you know, yeah Transing

Transing is a sport Things have changed man No, but there's nothing better than being like just loving the SEC man and living in Nashville So great because you get it's easy to get To a lot of the schools man. It really it's like it's just a little bit easier. So like That's been great, dude Yeah, everything's been good. Do we got to go see an Indiana Fever game though? That would be really they got a group They're there. They got a bunch of new players to really yeah

When is their season is now May 17th? I think it starts against the Chicago Sky. I would love. I would love. Are you going to be there? No, you said? I'll be out of town, but I do want to go to a game soon. I feel like they play the Chicago Sky every game. Doesn't it feel like that? Yeah. I don't know if that's just the only time

they publicize that they're playing, but they play every time I look, it's Angel Reese and Caitlin Clark. It's like. We got to go up there, dude. They got some great new players. Sophie Cunningham They got um

Aliyah Boston they got yeah, don't wanna bonner. They just got she's new are they the top team of league no no They're ranked four or five to possibly take the title. Yeah, dude. They got a squad, bro They got some beautiful ladies on the team Wait, what is uh? Caitlin Martin play is there am I messing it up? Hey, oh, okay Martin. She plays for the Valkyries the Valkyries expansion team out in the bay nice she's digging it she Was cool. Yeah, dude. We should go to Indiana fever game. That'd be really fun. That'd be really fun I hope they why I think yeah yeah, we gotta go back over there.

And we gotta go to another SEC game, dude. Yep. That was fun. We should do another, we should do, have you thought, you asked me this at the beginning of the interview, but have you thought about doing like other stuff? Like, whether it's like video,

I mean, obviously you're doing a lot of standups, you're busy, but, and you're podcasting a lot, so you're busy, but like other videos type things yeah I want to make something start thinking of something that to be a little bit more creative and do some new stuff You know fun. Yeah, I mean you and I've always talked about it. Yeah, we wanted to be those DJs member Yeah, that's still a good idea. It would that would still crush. It would be really fun Bro people Last night we let niggas do it. Niggas do it. Niggas, niggas. La, la, la, la, la. Bro, if people let niggas do it, niggas do it. I reached out to some people about that,

but we just never followed through on a lot of our ideas. Never followed through on shit. God, bro, it would be so much fun to have long haired DJs out there going like that to the babes or whatever they don't do. They don't do anything. God, bro, it'd be so much fun to wear long hair DJs out there. They don't go on like that to the babes or whatever they don't do. Diplo just came out with a fucking Christmas candy, dude. I'm like, they fucking do anything when you're a DJ. It doesn't even matter. He's selling like urine from Jamaica or something that keeps lice out of your hair

to a back beat you know? Dude he's some fucking bubblegum with a trap beat in it. It's like he just you know people can do whatever they want dude. Yeah we should do I would love to do something like even if it's a one-off not even like a series or something just like something that's weird and different and fun. Or get some AI to do something so we don't have to we can do it but just think about think it up dude even doing a Drusky show like we shot that for one week but it was the most fun thing one because it was hilarious but also just like it was

new and like a novel stimuli yeah to just get out there and do some completely different yeah I got to go on more people's shows I mean even just doing Sunday the other day I was like man I just, I just, yeah, I just got so used to just doing this so much, and then you forget to go somewhere. Because then you become an interviewer, you don't become a person sometimes after a while. I think sometimes, you know what it seems like,

but I don't fucking know what I'm talking about. Well, you do it right. I like how you, when you tour, at least you go, you go to like unique places in America. You're not going to like Atlanta, Chicago. You hit those places, but you also go see, you've seen probably more of America than anybody. Because every weekend you're in like the randomest city in the world. Yeah, we go to, well, I mean, we do, we do, man. I think we've been on like 150 of the top 200 cities size-wise. That's awesome. So you start

to see a lot of great places. Wisconsin has some of my favorite places I never thought. Dude, my favorite place I never thought. Dude, a place I just went to in Indiana. Fort Wayne, Indiana. Nice. So nice. Is that your number one secret city? La Crosse, Wisconsin. La Crosse, Wisconsin. What's from there? I've never heard of that. Is it the capital of Wisconsin? No. I don't know. Why do you say that? What's so cool about it? Just like it seems like a perfect place to live if you had an idea of a perfect place to live Yeah, but when did you go? Storybook I went in the fall so it was right before Halloween So like all the trees had changed color and you could go up on the mountain right there

And all the trees were like changing colors She had kids like walking around like the day before Halloween like kids come from school with like their Halloween candy and like their moms Were like Bustle them through the leaves like the leaves were like it's like all changed colors were on the ground Moms were fucking secretly vaping while they walked her kid tell him not to use drugs Yeah, just crush and vape off the edge, Wisconsin. Have you seen the stats on the alcohol in Wisconsin? I bet it's a lot They love drinking. Oh, that's it. That's a it's the drunkest place in the world really yeah, and I made that up We talking to the Elvis Presley of bullshit

The one the only Caleb Presley man, thanks for just hanging out with me, dude Yeah, sorry I don't feel like I was myself today, but I feel like I really honored you as a guest today, man Be really honest with you. No you There's gonna be a really good episode out of this. You're just gonna have to cut the parts that sucked out But I think we've got a solid hour or in 15 minutes and we probably had 50 minutes of bullshit Well Riley wouldn't tell us anything either and yeah, it's like 10 of that just Riley waiting on probably to click a link

But no, that was good man, it was great it was fun. We got to go see a Morgan show this year We got to do a lot of stuff. We just got to do some stuff, you know, you're good about that though So we will we got it. Yeah, we just got a Morgan show this year. We got to do a lot of stuff We just got to do some stuff. You know you're good about that though, so we will we got it Yeah, we just got to do something this year. We will all right. It's a date. It's a date, but I love you It's a straight Okay, dude, that's good Oh my wife's calling Oh my wife's calling Kayla Presley ladies and gentlemen Sunday conversation make sure to check it out go out and support him. He's doing his own thing now So that's what we got to support

Creators are independent. Thanks so much brother love you. Thank you Falling like these leaves I must be Caught a stone Oh, but when I reach that ground I'll share this piece of mind I found I can feel it in my bones But it's gonna take