Bobby Lee & The Korean Shame w/ Jules
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01:32Hello, mates.I'm playing Australia.I'll be in Melbourne.August 4th, 26.It'll be in Sydney, Australia.Shunth, Baba.Brisbane, USA.No, Australia, I mean.
01:46August 22nd,2020, 2006.And Auckland, New Zealand,August 23rd, 26.Get them at pambini.Live.You don't have any finishes?I don't have like a...
02:25She was talking about, like,oh, have like an earnest question about fetishes.Like, I don't have earnest anything.Yeah, I was like, I don't have earnest anything.I'm not...I'm scared of that topic on a podcast, but maybe I'm...But if you don't have any, you don't have any.I guess.
02:38Yeah, I don't have any fetishes when it comes to, like, in the bed.Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.You don't spit or any of that.Any of that.A fetish be something you're a disgusting.by too, but you're fixated on.I don't really know what defines, like, a fetish.Foot.
02:52There's also an Asian fetish.There's a...You also not like feet, but you're like always observing people's feet, but you're like,that's a bad feet.Are you talking about yourself here?Talk about one person's feet.I'm wearing crock.It couldn't be me.
03:04You're like...Your feet are nice.I really...Yeah, yeah.Your feet, dude?Fantastic.You think so?Zindu things are too soft for a guy.
03:10Okay.How are your feet?I have pretty good feet.Yeah, yeah.Got that, got that, got that.Why?I think I have good feet.Who knows?
03:19With all the foot finders out there.But I think I have good feet.I don't have like mangled.Yeah, you weren't in a war.That's what I'm asking.Yeah.Why?Do you have bad feet?
03:31I have good feet, but like one of my toes right now are insane.It's like that's bad.Structurally good.Yeah.One's insane right now.Genetically bad.Not genetically bad.Hygienically bad.
03:46Not hygiener looking bad.No, I mean.Not hijacked.Yeah, yeah.Everything's good.I mean, look at my foot.That's good.And you have painted, manicured.
03:54Yeah, they're a nice fit.That's really good.You have a smooth bottom, huh?Yeah, smooth bottoms, dude.He doesn't, he's never seen.Look everybody.I mean, for sure, I'll hover over the jaw.That's big.
04:04But so you have one toe that's, like, infected?Not infected.In the past, it has been.No, no, no, no, no.He's trying to rewrite his.I'm not rewriting.It's just.It's funny how, of all this.
04:15I'm not rewriting.I'm not rewriting history.I'm not rewriting history, okay?You're getting me angry.Okay, what I'm doing is I'm going to tell you something about it, right?I kicked it against, like, my bed frame a year ago.Then it turned black.Oh, a brute.
04:30Inverted.Why did you kick it?I was in the dark.It hurt so bad.And then it turned black.And the nail came off.And the nail came off.And now it's growing back weird.
04:41Can I see it?No.Yeah, because I think that that's generally that.But it's not because I don't wash it.It was in a war.Do you wash it though?I don't really wash my feet like that.As your co-hosts for the past 11 years and having done this and being intimate with your feet and all the things that come with your feet, you can't rewrite history and pretend like the audience doesn't know you had a green foot for at least a decade.
05:06I didn't have a green foot.That's insane.We literally have merch with a foot in it.Yeah, that's your angle.I didn't make the shirt.I didn't design the shirt.Gil is Gilbert.I didn't design the products.
05:18Yeah.I don't know nothing about it.Yeah.Yeah.Okay.But it's been healed since.Yeah.Yes.
05:26Yeah, it's healed.It's like all.You like the Mexican strokes?Casino El Camino.It's a burger restaurant in Boston, Texas.I thought there was a band calledCamino Casino or something.And they were a band that they're Mexican, but they sound like the stroke.
05:47I might know that band.Do they have a song called Accidente?Hello.Hi.Hello.You're so social, dude.Yeah, she's a social person.Yeah, I've seen her in five days.
06:00We just drove here together.I understand that, yeah.I wanted to pitch something to you, and Jolson and I think it's really important.I think forever since the dawn of time, we've spoken about a dog named Julio,and we've never actually introduced him on the show.Oh, God, I'm so nervous.Okay, but...Can I say something really quick?
06:16Yeah.We were telling Luke about it.Yeah, Luke goes, animals love me.I can pay any dog.Yeah, I can pay any animal.That's what he said.I don't understand.Div and A, please.
06:26Okay, I just want to preface this meeting by saying that Julio is of a very different realm of existenceand that, like, every dog behaviorist has been like, okay, we actually think that he's either a psychopath or...No, we got to euthanize him.That's what I heard.No, yeah, yeah.What?I've heard people say you have to euthanize that dog.No, that's crazy, no.
06:49What do you say that any dog that bites a person has to be euthanized?Yeah, they can all die.But isn't that a thing that people say?That is a thing.No, no.If Julio mauled, you know what I mean, a child?He would never.Okay.
07:00Because you know why?He has owners like us who protect him from those kinds of situations.Are you fucking crazy?He would be.He would never.He's the fear of the house.I'm sorry.In fact, I only locked the doors to my bedroom when Julio's not here.
07:12It's crazy that you...Yeah, I locked the doors to my bedroom, right?No, what would he do?What?What would he do?I know he's a guard dog.So I know that when there's an intruder, I'll hear him first.It'll wake me up.
07:25But then you also said that you're scared that I will kill you.Yeah, I know.That's another.Sometimes I lock it because of you.Yeah, yeah, because I don't know your motivations.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Why do you have this dog that's so vicious?Because he loves us.
07:40Okay, so I want to see how this.seem so confident about it.So now, how confident are you?I'm pretty confident that I can...1 through 10, confidence.He's bit everyone, all three of us.Allegedly.We love him.
07:53By the way, I want to say Julio's the best dog on earth.Yes.Where I get a little more...What kind of dog is this?It's a little.A little brown dog.Chihuahua?He has maybe.
08:01Maybe half chihuahua.Chihuahua is not great.Yeah.I give myself like a seven maybe that I can pet it.Oh, confidence.So.Oh, my God.Oh, wow.
08:11Yeah, yeah.I'd give you more context.Gilbert has been with us for 12 yearsand they still cannotconnect connect there was a short period where we could I use a treatas like a yes you could try yeah try one of thoseyeah try one of those beef treatsyeah yeah yeah those beef treat okay so
08:26bring him muzzle please yeah bring himmuscle him and also just no before we golet's ask him and so like Hannibal LecterI know so after that after I want to see your fearlevel from one to 10all right so right now so right nowyour confidence level right now is sevenI want to see what your fear level is after you meet.
08:44Because he's the best dog on earth.I say my fear level just right now is already like a five.All right. So you're already, is it now it's not seven anymore?It's five.Your confidence level.My confidence level, I mean, it's dropping a little bit.Maybe six, five.Okay, six, five.
08:58It's dropping and the fear is rising.Okay, good.Yeah.Please get a muzzle.But you know what, here, another piece of context.There are only two people in existence who he's met and immediately been like,I submit to you.One is my partner Aloha and my friend Shandy.
09:13I feel like your girlfriend could crack the code soon with Julio.Never.It hasn't happened yet.He bit her vagina.I know, I heard that.Yeah, yeah, yeah.And you know what?You weren't there to protect her.
09:22Jules.You were just laughing.Well, Julio was acting for me.Because I'm the Asian joker.And then Honey and Jules were like,she ended up getting bit becauseJulio was, you know,you weren't there to protect her.
09:39Okay, I've been bit so many times by him.You have holes in your body.I have holes for life.I don't understand this dog relationship.He's perfect.But when you got him, was he nice?He was a puppy.He was nice when he's a puppy.
09:50He was orphaned and he was bottle fed.Here's another side note about Juliois we gave him away twice as a puppy.No, no, no, no.Don't they give him away.Okay.So we were.No, no, no.
10:01No, no.We were fosters, right?So, oh, family, what's a puppy, right?And then a week later, they called us back and go,can you pick him back up, please?Five times.Like, yeah, a bunch of times.And then after that we drive that Orange County and pick them up.
10:14Yeah, as a little puppy.He's something's wrong.Can we just like, I feel like we're just shitting on my favorite guy in the world.He's my favorite guy too.He's the best.Okay.Yeah, yeah.But he's gonna eat Luke.
10:27And this is gonna be fun to watch.I don't know.Oh!Put the most one.Yeah, I know.You could be one of two or three people in the world that he just respects, we never know.And if, let me tell you that, I'm gonna tell you another thing, right?You get a bonus if Julio doesn't bark at you tonight.
10:44If he doesn't bark?If you get to pet him, right?Like, not just a touch, but start petting him and he calms down,you'll get a big financial bonus to them.Okay.I like this.I'm trying to think of how to, yeah, how to like spin this in my favor somehow.There's no way to do it.
11:01Because people have done that.I've had women that updated, the animals love me.Like I can go to a forest and see a deerLike just a random deerAnd they'll be like butterfly on their headYou know what I'm just like an animal likeI saw a bear a polar bear oneRight?
11:22And he just kind of like wavedYou know what I mean like these kind of girlsThey meet Julio and they goI don't ever want to see you againAnd I don't ever want to be hereWell yeah because every time I come hereThere's always a big thing about like make sureThe dogs are yeah exactly
11:35And it's only one dog we're talking aboutIt's oneGobie and Stubbs are the sweetest dogs you'll ever meet.And he's never locked up.He has his old room in bed.What?Do they fight the other dog?No.
11:45Well, sometimes.Gobi and Julio sometimes.Julio loves who he loves, and he just doesn't kind of veer from that.But you could walk him in the street, and he won't bite you.Will he bark at other people?No.Huh.He's fine on the street.
12:00What are the truth?All right.It's already scary.Yeah.He's already moaning and freaking out.Can you give me your first.Go ahead, LukeHe's all yours, buddy
12:15Wow, this is actually insaneHe's vicious, he's viciously attackingGo pet himOh my GodYeahMy fear level's about itGo go go give him a hugGo ahead try
12:31Dude, what's wrong with this dogWhat's wrong with him? I feel bad for himHe's perfectI feel bad for himNo noOkay, you guys sit down and thenYeah, just sit down and relaxGood proper info.
12:43Let's go.Come on.Is that leaving?Yeah.He's our guest.I actually have like...Tommy Lee, ladies and gentlemen.So Tommy Lee was supposed to be on this podcast and he canceled.
12:56It's okay.Come here.Maybe.Come here.This is...I feel bad.Oh, okay. He's happy now.Ooh, it's actually my fear level is I think a 10.
13:07Oh, let's trying it.We're trying it.Hi.Good his eyes.Whoa, all right, put him back.Yeah, put him a woman.Hi.Yeah.
13:24Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.This is, who brought up this idea?Yeah, yeah.No, she did.I'm scared.I was talking about it unrelated to.I'm scared.That's actually.
13:37What happened?I feel like, I'm thinking.Is that his name?Belon?Oh, sorry.Whatever.That dog?Yeah.
13:45I mean, what is wrong with that dog?Like, it's, it's.It's.has fear.He's scared, right?Julio's scared, right?That's why he's doing that?I don't know what he's thinking.
13:54He's scared of people.It's not, like,it was explained to me that when he,when you're an orphan puppy,and, like, he didn't get, like, the,what he needed for several days,because he was dumped, right?And he didn't get both the mother's milk,
14:06and then he didn't have siblingsand a mother to, like, check his, like,bite inhibition.And so, but also it's like,maybe his brain didn't develop directly.My anxiety is, like,through the roof after that.But I cannot.
14:17It's not begin to stress to you that outside of strangers, he is truly the best fucking dog.He's the sweetest dog in the world.Like he sleeps and without a bad.What do you mean?What do you mean?Bitt some lady's vagina?My girlfriend's vagina.Okay, what the fuck?
14:32That's not a nice dog.What I'm telling you is that if I'm alone in the house and I'm laying on the couch,Julio will sit on my lap, lick my face, right?And he dig his head into my face and nuzzle.And he's the sweetest dog in the world.And he's our family garden.like a crazy gene or something.He respects you like a mother dog.
14:52Yeah.Well, I mean, yeah, but like he loves all of us.That is, he didn't seem to love Chules very much.Oh, what are you kidding?You brought him in.He's losing his shit.He's flying out of the wall.The dog rides in the car with her.
15:06Yeah.No.With no muzzle.Do you like the dog if they were like, oh, he has to stay with you for a week?That's fine.I don't care.What do you mean?What do you mean?
15:16She's, at night.At night.They sleep together in the same bed.Who likes to go under the blanket and just snuggle.Yeah.This feels like a prank on me or something.No, I think a dog off the street or something.You can not be honest with you?
15:29Yeah.Aside from the desert witch that we talked about earlier.Yeah.You know what I mean?Whatever, Earth Mama.Mother.Yeah, yeah.Earth Mama.
15:38Whatever.He doesn't like white people.But he doesn't like Gilbert.He used to like me.No, he was actually fine with Gilbert.It's George.It's George.And he doesn't know Alex that well.
15:49Alex looks like a bulldog.Yeah, I was going to say.Yeah, he looks like a other dog.Why did that get brought up?The reason is because we were in the car, me, Jules, and Julio.And Gobi.And goby.And we were cruising over here listening to the new Olivia Rodrigo album.
16:05Oh, that's out now?Yeah, it's out now.I don't know.Right, dude?What's up, bro?We look behind us.And there's just Julio being the cutest dog ever.And I was like, you know what?
16:16we've never formally introduced.There's so much lore around him.Yeah, yeah.Bring Gobi.Oh, everyone's going to.Everybody's see.There's portraits of...Yeah, there's portraits of Goli.
16:25Oh, Goulds.I know, we love Gob.And they're older now.They're like, what, 10?I don't even start with that.Okay.Because I, you know, we had a comedian.I can't say her name,
16:34but she's a very funny female comedian.He's a regular at the store,and that day, or the day before her dog died.And she came in,and I just looked at her.I just said, I just went through that.And it's not about me, but, um.Is it Steph?
16:51It made it about me, but no.Is it Steph and Susan?Yeah.Yeah, I saw the post.I didn't want to see the name.No, she posted about it.They're grieving.Are you kidding me?
17:01Yeah, with Steph.Yes, no, Steph has been, Susan.Susan is the dumb.Oh.Jesus, Bob.No, that was like a,Oh, fuck Susan.Beloved family member.
17:12Yeah, yeah, I love to.And anytime she was on our pod,she would talk, we would talk about Susan.And are you kidding me?Yeah.Yeah.She's the bet.But yeah, you don't have any animals.
17:21I have family pets.Yeah, I have a lot.My mom was very much like, oh, I saw a cat on the street and now we have another cat, like,very much animal.A lot of those.I'm a little tired of it, honestly.Growing up in a house like that, it's a little bit like, okay, enough.I think I need a break.
17:39I have friends who get dogs now and, like, we're in our early 20s, and it's like,you're not well equipped to take care of this dog at all.That's a huge thing to do.Bringing it to a bar.It's causing a whole scene.You go to hang out with your friend.The dog is there.You're like, I'm not really here to hang out with the dog.
17:54Oh, that's.I'm not on your side.Sorry.Like, oh, hi, the dog.But, like, you know, this has to end eventually, right?Like, the dog's not going to Coachella.Like, our dog.Yeah, you're like, you don't know who the strokes are.
18:06Exactly.You know?Oh, but what am I going to?You're bringing a carpentie?Yes.Yeah, yeah.Yes.Yeah.
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22:00If I think about the Sabrina Carpenter show, it was like I lived through a hell.I don't believe that.Yeah, yeah, yeah.I saw him dance.You like that.Oh, I was not dancing.I was not dancing.I wasn't.
22:15Tell us more, Jill's.Describe everything you saw in detail, please.He was just looking at her.In awe?Yeah, in awe.There we go, awe.And then I see, like, his hips moving with Sadie.And I was like, oh, he's, like, having fun.
22:30It's the old dude, right?Confused about even why this is music.Why is it?No, no, no, no.And it's like, oh, but, like, you know, my girlfriend's 35.Okay.And she's in love with it, right?And she's dancing.
22:45And I don't want to be that angry.Like, get off my love.Yeah, you know what I'm trying to likeYou didn't like the performance art of it allYou said it was so funBut he doesn't want to say that in front of the homiesI don't know whyYou're in your 50s
22:59These guys? Hey broNah, dogHey playerSabrina fuck itYeah yeahIt's my level broYeah yeahYou know what Shakira one said
23:11Shakira oneThe Hips Don't lieOhThat's trueWho did said that?Shakira.Shakira, Lend.Do you know who she was with for a long time?
23:21I don't know who you're talking about.Gerard Piquet, ex-wife.Gerard Piquet.Yeah.Oh, oh, yeah, Shakira, yeah.That's Shakira.She was dating the defender of Barcelona.Gerard P.K.
23:34Yeah.And he's gay, right?Yeah, well, no, no, no.Oh, let me have brought this up in a long time.We did, but I want to take it back.No, no, I don't want to.So let me say something.You know about gay?
23:46Yeah.Right way to ask someone.I think so.Yeah, you know about the gays.I love them.Me too.Yeah, I do.So there was a, have you seen this photo?
23:55No.It was Gerard D. P.K. and Zlatan Ibrahimovitch.They were playing for Barcelona.Slatans gay?There was a photo that some photographer caught of them, right, in back of this building by a car.Whoa.Oh, that's so hot.No way. He did rivalry.
24:18Yeah, look at the fingers.Clawlo, can we zoom into the fingers?My God. What was your take back in the day?Yeah, what was your take on that?I don't remember, but my current take is that they're just European.This is very European.Oh, the two Europeans.And like, what's so wrong?
24:32Like, what's so wrong about dudes just being sweet?Did they just kiss on the side of the penis?Yeah.I actually really, I accept this photo wholeheartedly as just friendship.This is very challengers.Luke, if we were caught doing this.Try it, try it.Let's take a picture.
24:52I could even get into that position.If we were caught doing this alone in an alleyway,and that came out, what would happen?Your career would be over, I think.And my career would be just beginning.I think that would kick start of big, lots of interviews.I think would follow.I don't know.
25:13What do you think, Joe?You think that's gay?or that's European?European and hot.Yeah.We all agree it's hot, obviously.It's hot as well.You think that's hot?
25:23I think there's a hotnessbecause of the implication.Yeah.Yeah, but you know what?I'll say this.I really want Slaton on this show,so I unclaim.Okay, here's what the real thing is
25:35about this photo.It's AI.No, it's not AI.The real thing is thatthey were close teammates.Yeah.Slaton was leaving Barcelona.Yeah.
25:44Okay.This is probably their last day togetherYou know what I mean? Because they were close teammatesAnd Zaton's crying likeI don't want to go to A.C. Malano, I don't know where he went.But my point is that, you know, I could seeme and Andrew doing that.I could see that. It seems like they started
25:58with a cap up. You do do? I do that.Yeah. Yeah. There are times.You guys like kissing the lips.Yeah, yeah. Okay, you're right.It seemed like they were shaking hands kind of and maybe pulling awayat the last second and they caught.No. Yeah.Yeah, I've never shaken the hand like that.
26:14Yeah. Anyway, I also want to say, we never talked about this, but I felt really emotional this weekend because of the fight and determination by this Mexican World Cup side.Yeah.They fought their heart out.Hard out.They should have won.Amazing energy.Never one, they should have won.Why do you think that?
26:39Because of the stats.They had more possession.Oh, yeah.You know.But your Jude Bellingham.Yeah, it was a...England was down to ten menand they brought in Dan Byrne and stones
26:52to defend their eyes.So it was just one of the greatest...Okay, there we go.It's actually a lot less gay now.Yeah, yeah, it's less gay now.Yeah, yeah.Bobby's bad about the departure.Like, who is this guy?
27:08I look like Zlaton's like assistant.Yeah.You know, Arsena Hull has a...Korean assistant.That looks like me.Oh, really?Yeah, anyway.I don't know why I said that.
27:20Mexico spirit.So anyway, let's go back to Mexico Spirit.My guess is he went up to you and that's the only thing he said, hey, Bobby, I havean assistant.Look, looks just like.No, I never said that.He didn't say that?No, no.
27:30What happens is, I always see, I forgot his name, but this Korean dude.And I know that Arsenao is coming.Oh, I see.I see.I see.I mean, and I'll give him a hug.Yeah.Hey, twin.
27:43What's a H?A. Chad, he goes, he's coming.Oh, okay.He's one of the nicest guys in the world.Anyway, you know about him.Yeah.But anyway, Mexico, let's go back to Mexico.The Mexico, they fought their heart out, and I feel super bad.
27:55But here's the thing.You put it on the line.You made your country proud.And I'm going to say the opposite of the U.S. team.What a fucking humiliating disaster.Oh, right.No heart.No midfield.
28:12Oh, wow.No design.Yeah.Shame.Shame on your U.S.And the red card thing meant nothing.It was super embarrassing.Can I just say one thing, though?
28:22Yeah, yeah.I know it's not the time to shit on your home team, Korea.I don't like that when it's like you treat your players so poorly and have a shitty homecoming.You boo them if they don't like live up to whatever, f***ing expectation you had for them.It's so f*** up.No.Nope.What do you mean?
28:43No.I kind of like the drama.I like the drama of it.Also, it's also, you know, I'm sorry,but when did the Philippines get knocked out?Why are you attacking me?Where are you attacking me?Because it's been a fight we've had all week.
28:56You know what I go?She's like, Korea didn't do good.They got knocked out.Like trying to make fun of me.And I'm like, oh, when did the Philippines play?Oh, wait.Hang on, hang on.Alex Disney.
29:04What?Round 16, Wibleton.Yes, right.Alex Gila.Hell yeah.That's not soccer.It's brown.It's not only that.
29:12But Alex Viola.just beat Iga.Oh, right?Yes.Who was the defending championof last year's swimming?No.So we have our own thing going.
29:24And by the way,and by the way,you cannot comparethe kind of sports access,the funding,all the things Korea hasversus such little supportfrom the actual Philippine
29:34like sports commission.I'm just saying,if you were to take those,I'm saying,if you were to take any one of thoseFilipino athletesand give them the actual support,all of these Western countries would get,
29:45they would fucking crush it.How much is a ball?What do you mean?They don't have a youth program like that.Like in England, you're born into it.There's no money, there's no support.I'm just saying it's different, okay?Actually, how much is a soccer ball?
30:02Go ahead.I would say it's $100.$170.That's so expensive.I'll buy 20 of them for,okay, I'll plant the seed.Next time we go to the Philippines,I'll buy 20 balls.
30:14That's it?You cheap motherfucker.What I mean?How much is a program?You had to build a fucking facility.We'll build a soccer facility.Oh my God, do you want to?Yeah.
30:22In Cebu.In Cebu, right?But I'm telling you right now, 20 years from now, if there's no national team, I'm going to burnSibu to the ground.You do have a national team.They're called Ascal.They're amazing.They're amazing.
30:34Yes.They're good.They're more rascals than Ascals.But tell me why your people turn against their own.Because we're about.Shame.shame. And it's likeyou didn't, you humiliating
30:47in a fashion, didn'tmake it through the group stages?Yeah, that's the kind of, that's what happens in sports.Duh. But it was already a scandalbefore it because of Sun,no? Oh yeah. Because he wasn't, he didn'tdo the military. It's justintense to get me. Oh, who cares about that?
31:02And so everyone, like all the news in Koreawere like, oh, like we don'twe shouldn't cheer for him. Oh, really?Oh, wow. I feelbad to be an athlete.Well, the Koreans are...Yeah.Koreans are weird...
31:16Look at that.That's crazy.He's a liar.Oh, the guy came with a drum.Yeah.It is funny to think about all the people who showed up for this.I really respect those people's determination and their drop.And I think that the team, the plane arrived at like three or four in a morning.
31:30I really respect so.So they like slept overnight.Yeah.Yeah, I think the reason why people showed up, I would have showed up to about Korea.What would you have said?What would you have screamed that loud?Boodoo!What?
31:42I wouldn't know a lot of English.Yeah.Why?Not good.You know what?It's stuff like that.Right.But I would speak Korean, so I would say that in Korean.
31:51So I would have known more.Anyway, I don't know why that would be.I would just do it in English.Yeah.Yeah.Anyway, they showed up so that they could remind them that,hey, next time, this is what's going to happen.Like, you got to put your life on the line.
32:10Well, it is.They did.I don't think.Yeah, I don't think so.I think there's a lot of criticism for the coach,you know, like who he put in, who he bench,blah, blah.But I don't know why it reverted.
32:22I was talking about the USA and then you all of a suddenyou had to rip on Korea.I don't like shitting on any athletes that try their best.They didn't try their best.Yeah, and the U.S. kind of, you know,it's a little bit of almost cheating with the red card thing.Yeah.And I think that there was a little bit of Carmother.
32:39Yeah.I just think pressure.Yeah.It's like this.I think everyone knew.it was wrong. And I think thebest thing that could have happened,is that his name? Balagan,
32:49yeah. Belligan said,yo, I know that Trump overturned it with theFIFA president. British accent. Why does he sayyo? He's British. He says brough.Yeah, brov.He's British. Okay. Brev.There we go. I know.I know. I know that Trump
33:04Brab.Brow. Right.overturn this, but it's likeIt's lie.It's lies.How are you?I think that I should just, you know, stay on the bench this guy.It's just ethically wrong.
33:22Hello?Right.Tata.Or whatever they say.Yeah.Yeah.But I think that he should have maybe stepped down and said, it feels weird.And then it would have, then the bad mojo would have been gone.
33:36You know?There was a cloud.I think there was a cloud of like, are we cheating?Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.It didn't feel right.Maybe it took away their, like, grit.
33:44Their grit.Yeah.That's all I want to see is blood.Oh, my gosh.Yeah, when you say grit, I mean, like, not blood, but, but, like, grit.Like, I, like, you know, I'll give you an example.Like, your life depends on it.Bellingham's first goal.
33:57Yeah.Was it an arsenal goal, by the way.Congratulations.Yeah, yeah.It was rice running down the fucking field given to Bakay Osaka.Yeah.Bukaiy Osaka did that lob in.You fed it, yeah.
34:07But here's what the difference between your life on the line and not.is Bellingham, that's so dangerous, to head in that way.Because you don't know what the keeper's going to do.Like, he's putting his head on the line for the team.That's all she's been saying, all the whole drive over here.Is it because he's British and black, or what?He's just a good-looking kid.He's good-looking, and he's so good.
34:35This is him giving a jersey to Mora.Yeah.Oh, Jules.That was sweet.That was sweet.Yeah.Well, he has a brother named Job, I think, right?Yeah, his brother is hot too.
34:44Okay.Thanks for the research.Thanks for the research.But anyway, he put his life on the line.I think Mexico put their life on the line.That's all we want to see as a nation.Is somebody like, you know, just going, you know, this is more than me.I was reading for Mexico all the way.
35:00I know.Why?I don't know.I just love the team.I like Memochoa.I like.There's so much.There's just so much, I don't know.
35:09Like.as they were going on when they beat like Korea like there's so many things that to love about that teamyou're hosting too yeah yeah and yeah and like I just like the team I like underdogs you knowoh you like the underground yeah undergrounds yeah undergrounds and I know but I also love the Arsenal kidsare like young and like they're in they're excellent I don't know what do you mean I just had a softspot from okay yeah but they lost they lost they're also our neighbors and I love them too yeah and we'reMexicans of Asia so who are the Filipino yeah yeah yeahYeah, yeah, you guys are the Mexicans in Asia.
35:41I think that we were closest in, like, you know, kinship feeling towards Mexico.Yeah.Yeah, same colonizer, you know.Okay.Yeah.Yeah.So, now that they're gone, you're Spanish now?You're reading for, you're reading for Spain?
35:55No, I'm not rooting for Spain.No way.Why?That's our colonizer.Also, I did date guy.I know.I know you did.I remember that.
36:03And a fucking rugby professional.Why did you follow him?I followed him.On Instagram.That was the weirdest.Dude, I competed against rugby professional.Not rugby, footy.What?
36:11Fitty.Fully.Was he handsome with him?No.Yeah, he was.Tall, tall.Tall.He looks like a midfielder, a soccer player.
36:19I beat them all out.And I landed this.And then he followed them on Instagram.I followed them.I followed them.And then I would get texts like.And then no one would believe that I was dating you.And then I would get random texts like,
36:33Hey, like, why?And then it was just a screenshot of Bobby Lee is now following you.Yeah.I'm like, oh.Oh, yeah, it's weird.I'm like, I don't know.No, say.I ask, my girlfriend all the time, I go, why?
36:47I'm ugly.She's like, to me, you're not.Not a great answer, but good enough.But to me, you're not.How about no, you're not?But I am not.I'm saying, yeah, no, you're not.But why do you keep asking that question?
37:05What are you trying to hear?What do you mean?Why do you ask that?Why me?when you look at this blonde, tall goddess of a woman who is your girlfriend,and do you like being in the position of,why, me?Change your voice?
37:19Yeah, I don't change my voice.He does baby voice with baby.I don't do.I hear it.Don't see the name.Yeah, what do I do?What do I say?You do baby voice.
37:28Like what?Give me an example.You're like, hi, my love.No, I don't.I've never done that.You're doing that.I've never done that.It's insane.
37:37You're doing like, was it.Sweet, sweet pee or something.Yeah, sweet pee.Yeah, yeah.I call everyone sweet pee when they're dating me.Yeah, because she's,Why are there so many songs about rainbows?I thought it was a geezer.
37:53No, no, no.And what's on the other side?Rainbows are visions, but only-That you're dropping names.Illusions?Yeah, yeah.You're killing me.What are you doing?
38:08You know what I don't think about that song?What?The first line is a lie.What is this the first line?Why are there so many songs about rainbows there are?Oh, there are.Let's name them.Yeah, there's no songs of rainbows.
38:21I can name three already.All right, what.Okay.I love a rainbow.Who sings that?Miss Rachel?Yes.Miss Rachel.
38:29The song was written in the 50s.Okay, another one, another one.The 80s one.Butterfly in the sky.Before to the 60s.Hi, hi. Take a look.It's in a book.Yeah, no.
38:43This song was written right in the 60s or early 70s.Okay.What's the call?What?Rainbow Connection.Okay, there's another Hawaiian one.Somewhere over the rainbow?No, not, yeah, that one is.
38:54But there's another one.It says it's Aloha's favorite song.I should know this.Rainbow Connection is 1980.Okay, 1980.So how many rainbow songs were there before 1980?I don't know.Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
39:06Somewhere over the rainbow, I think, was before 1980.That's true.Yeah, well before.Yeah, that's kind of the one, though.That's the one.Yeah, thank you.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the classic one.That's the one rainbow song.
39:18To say, why are there so many?Yeah.You would think that there's like a hundred.Yeah.I bet there are.Why are you so argumentative?Why would that one time you'd be like, you know what, you're right?I think that it's just because why are you mad about songs about rainbow?
39:33Ambo songs, okay.Aymbo songs.That's going on, brother.Yeah, I don't know what's going on, but yeah.Yes, of course.My brother is.Brother is like the most known one.Rainbow Casey Musker's.
39:43I love that song.All right, all right.You proved my point.What a wonderful world.Oh, yeah, it says rainbow in it.Yeah.Yeah.Okay.
39:50See ya.You're right.Let's move on.I'm wrong.Cash.Cash has one.Okay.Everyone has one.
39:58Yeah.Do you have baby voice for your girlfriend?Be honest, please.I'd rather not be honest and say no.Oh, so you do.Of course.Sometimes, yeah.I think that's totally okay.
40:14So I'm in the kitchen.I'm your girlfriend.Okay.Right?You're in the living room.I can see it.You're in the living room.Yeah.
40:20You see my backside.Yeah.Yeah.You know what I mean?I'm washing something, right?And you want her to bring her in your room.Do a baby voice.What kind of baby voice would you do?
40:30Uh, I don't know.Be honest.You got to get me into the room.What are you doing?I'm washing the dishes, I said.I'm waiting.I'm so.I'm a perfectionist.
40:47I'm making a sandwich.You see if you wash dishes.Yeah, and you suck at it.That I do only circles.Go ahead.Do we have any?You're bad at improv.Do we have any treat?
41:00I see, I see.Yeah, you're looking for sweet treat.Yeah, yeah.I want treat.Oh, wait, that's him too.I hung me.Can you bring me a tree?A hungo.
41:09Yeah, I do that.I hungo.I really want trees.Yeah.I hungo.I kind of want to get a treat and a kiss.And then you go, what do you mean?Can I have a treat and a kiss, maybe?
41:18You don't think that's sexy.Oh, I love it.That's so cute.Do you guys have baby voices for men?What do you mean?Like this?I want to suck your cock.Let me get in there, brother.
41:30That's an asshole.That's exactly.I talked that a little.Let me get in there, brother.Hey, brother.Yeah.No, they do.Of course.
41:40They act cute.Like sometimes she'll go into a dance,you know, in her underwear, right?And I'm like, you know, I already came.You're kind of like,I'm the dance thing.It's a prequel to.This is for play.
41:57Yeah.But anyway, no, I like it.It's cute.Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.It's, you know, it's,
42:03I like to be in relationship.is where you feel like children.Yes.Where it's playful and fun.Yeah.And an inventor.I kind of like to,I like to rage bait more than
42:13baby voice, really.Oh, yeah, arguments.Yes.Where you're like,what the fuck are you doing?What's wrong with you?Well, and just trying to get her mad.Yeah.
42:22That's kind of the bet.I try to go, like,I don't think women should have the right to vote.Yes, exactly.And then just, it'll start an argument.Yeah.Yeah.What do you mean?
42:30Yeah.I'm just saying.Yeah.What's antagonize.The argument is the best.That's real love.You jokingly argue.Yeah.
42:40I don't know if girls like that.I think women like it.Yeah.I think they like it.Or like I never,I always drive us everywhere we goso sometimes we'll leave for somewhereand I'll be like, oh, and then can we get,
42:51you'll drive?Like, here are your keys?Like, go drive and she'll get pretty upset.What?What the fuck?Yeah, what?That's not even cute.You drive us.
42:59You're asking you to work.Yeah, you drive us.You drive us, you pay for dinnerand I'm just a little baby.Oh.I'm just a baby.I can't do anything.Oh, I see.
43:09I see.Yeah.And girls love that.Yeah.Get out of here.Yeah.And so you told me earlier that now you pay for all the meals?I try to pay for all the meals as much as she will let me.
43:25But she likes to pay for some reason.That's like she's into that.I will not allow it.I try not to allow it.I will never allow it.Is that sexism?No, I don't think it's, for you, it doesn't stem from sexism.I think it's just...
43:39Insecurity?No, I think it, that's your, like, fundamentally, like, you believe as though, like...Love language, giving, kind of.A woman already gives, like, so much, like, it's at least you can do.Yeah.Yeah.It's, I think it's, maybe it's my generation or whatever, but it's always just been built in.You're also just very generous.
43:57I would not, not even just with girlfriends, like, you're generous.With the valet.Valet.Valet.Like, everyone you come across, so, like, that's just you.Yeah.You agree about that.Yeah, but, you know, my intentions, I've been questioning it as of late.
44:09Okay, let's go through it.I like this.Yeah.What?What do you mean you're questioning your intentions?I don't know.It's like, sometimes I'll be like, like a valley is $5, for instance.And somebody's like, oh, here's 30.
44:22Yeah.Right?And there's no thank you.Right?Yeah.And I'll walk away like, yeah.What are you writing down?You haven't said anything in this podcast.
44:34Yeah.did, but I'm writing hearts.That's how dry.Jules, you and me both.That's how bored you guys are?I had a valet moment like that where I went out to dinner with my girlfriend's parents recentlyand went to pay the valet and it was like, you know, eight bucks or something.And then I was like, hey, I'm paying for my ticket, but then I'm also paying for their
44:53ticket.Yeah.Their valet ticket.Yeah, that was really cool.Yeah, like, hey, I'll pay for it.And I tip the guy.There you go.Take it.
45:01How much was a tip?Don't.I think I gave him 20 bucks and then it was for two tickets so he gave me $4 back and then I tipped him $2.Oh my gosh.I said keep the four?Maybe I should have.I don't know.I should just give him the $20.
45:17That's not that.That's not a tip.Yeah, that's not that.That's not that.Okay.Those are $20 bills you're doing.But I paid for it.The sound you were looking for was wamp, wom.
45:29That's true.I don't know.That's wrong comment.You basically stab the valetYeah, he's probablyThat's what that wasI don't knowI don't know
45:41On a eightWhateverYeah, that's not goodBut so I pay for themFor their ticketUltimately the valet guysProbably like well you just fucked meBecause he would have tipped me more money
45:49Way moreBut so I pay for their ticketBut then as we're getting into the carLeaving I'm likeOh they're gonna see that I paidIt's gonna be like sickYeahI saw a different couple kind of come down
45:59And they were likeOh no no you goAnd let them gofront and I think the valet guy got confused and I think he might have had me pay for this randomother people's ticket. That's what you deserve. What? That was life karma in your face, dude. Yeah.I would have to agree. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. Tipping culture for me is like very different.Okay, so let me ask you something. Let me ask you this. But you were born and raised here in L.A.Right. Yes, yes. No, but I tip, but now with the iPad, it's like I tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip. And then when someone goes,
46:30Oh, this is $8.I'm like, look, if you don't show me a screen,like I have no fucking idea what you want for me.Oh, interesting.What do you mean?Like, okay, it's $8.He's a generation.Here's two, right?
46:42That's really good.It was $8.I gave you two.Oh, I see.But if you flipped an iPad around.But iPad is his generation because they're younger.Flip it around.He had to do the math.
46:53I get to pick which one I want to get.How much I like you?15, 20.Oh.The math.But I always do custom.Have you ever pressed custom?Yeah, I've pressed custom and I've gone way low on a custom
47:05Yeah, yeah, no, I go high at customYeah, you don't have a...Do you try to make it very obvious you're clicking custom?Do you...Yeah, I show them my finger, everything.Come around here, come around here.Hey, there's custom.Yeah, yeah, come around.
47:17Yeah, come around.Look at the iPad together.And I look in their eyes and I go, 3, 0, 0.Would you do this before you had money?Yes.Yes.I've always been like that.Because it's like you have to act like you.
47:31And when you're cheap like you.I'm not cheap.I'm confused.Yeah.Like tonight, for instance.Okay.Okay.I would like you to tip well.
47:45Okay.He's going on date with his girlfriend.Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.Where?Bevel.Bevel.
47:50Oh, that place is good.They have the good mushroom kebab.Yeah, yeah.Mushroom, okay.Mushroom kebab.And then the duck hummus.Yeah.Yeah.
47:59It's really good.That'll take some convincing to order, but I'll do it.No, no, you have to eat the dot com.I'll do it, I'll do it.Yeah.But so a tip.But here's the thing.Okay.
48:06I'm paying for it.Yeah.Allegedly.You're paying for it?Yeah, I give him money to take her on.Oh, okay.That's how generous.I was already going to, let me tell you.
48:17But you were going to tip poorly.I was.No, no, no, no.I already, I have all the facts now.All right?I have all the facts that I need, right?Right?And I know now, right, that I had to do it.
48:29Because if on your own, you know what I mean, cognitive behavior, okay, you would have cheapened, you would have been cheap.Mm.Yeah.Yeah.So what I'm telling you now is act, give them, you know, if it's $8 park and give them the $20.Right.So if the bill comes out, $200.If you're lucky.
48:53Tip 100.No.Yeah, you might have to dip into your own funds after.Yeah.I mean, if it's $200.dollars, which is not, because I know the restaurant.Okay, but it's gonna be way more.More?
49:04Yeah, Bevella is inexpensive.It's very expensive.Okay, okay.Yeah. So, so we're gonna be more, right?I will say also you paid,which is very, very nice.Thank you.Thank you.
49:14But the, the, you also.So you're, you are setting me up.I'm like, okay, I gotta make sureto navigate correctly.Well, I don't want to, I gave him the money first,and I want to go, we're going to McDonald's.You know what I mean?And then he's popping.
49:27I can tip a lot at McDonald's.They don't tip there.You go to McDonald's for dates?No, but you know, you go to, like, not McDonald's, but you know, Jitlada.Chipotle.Yeah, Jolada is good.Yeah, that's not like expensive.Okay.
49:42Anyway, tonight, you're going to tip well.Yeah.So the bill comes out is $300.You tip what?On 300, probably 80 to 100.And service there is pretty good.Yeah.It's a class.
49:57What happens if there's a waiter?that you don't really like.You still give them a good tipas kind of a fuck you.Ask Collila that question.You guys have different philosophies.You double,you double the tip.
50:05Double.Is that true?Yeah.Because I like that.You know why?Yeah. Yeah.Because they're probably having,yeah.
50:13No, I honestly,I was like,they're probably having a really shitty day.And it's like,why not just reverse that for them?Because even if they like hate youand they're like something about this patronI hate or whatever,
50:24they're not going to hate you after that.And also it's just like,it's mind boggling.You're doing a riddler.Yeah.You're a Batman villain kind of a move.Okay, your intentions are different.Hershey about someone's having a bad day.
50:35Yeah, I was like, wait, where are you going?No, remember we were at that one restaurant,Ottery, right?And the waiter took my plate and he,as if he was skipping rocks on a lake.Right?The boiling water splashed.Yeah, yeah, yeah.
50:49It hopped around the table, right?And he just, like a frisbee threw it on the table.Yeah.Right?And I'm like, I got scalded.It's great.I think, yeah.I feel like you must have done something to get that.
51:00No, no, no, no, no, no, it was BCD Tofu House.That's right, that's what, right.It was really late at night.Yeah.And him and I always go there.I think our bill was like 50 bucks.He gave, he tipped the guy a hundred bucks.And then he put a little smiley face on there.
51:13I thought it was because you thought he was having a bad day.No, no, no, no, no, no, I told you.I told you.The Joker.That's my signature.Sigmia or whatever.Yeah.Yeah.
51:22Yeah.Yeah.But it, no, what did it is.Same move different reasons.Yeah.Same move different reasons.But I'm going to tell you, I'm going to get your head wrapped around this right now, okay?It's not that.
51:30It's that I'm telling them next time, don't throw it in my face.Will they read that?What do you mean?With the smiley face, will they know that?I think that if you, he knows that he threw my dish like a disc, right?That I got scalded, all right?And then he sees my tip, and I think there's a feeling of guilt now.Yeah.
51:49Of like, oh, and now when I go to like Soonen Dang or anything, they, they understand what the situation.Everyone creates a pathBy the door they're notI don't have to waitYeah I mean there's Asian treatment thereBut that's still some type of controlAnd manipulationThey took our photo off of parks by the way
52:07Well it was an unofficial photoDoesn't matter if they took it offWhy?I don't knowThese fans us and get it back upAnd also they replace it with Seth RogenWhat?So it is personal
52:18That's not personalI love SethNo but I'm saying they took it offAnd replace like new celeb on thereThat's weirdHe's a new celeb?No, but like, oh, we're going to...This is not a freaks and geeks, Seth Rogen.
52:28It's like, you know, I mean, now Seth Rogen.New celeb.Imagine if you saw it and the picture was replaced by a picture of jewels.That wouldn't make me feel...That's still family.Yeah, that would be cool.But it's like...Yeah, our photo was replaced.
52:43It's fine.How do you know this?Someone told you?No, I was just there.I know exactly where it is.Yeah, I do too.And I think it was moved upstairs.Oh, I think that's what the thing is.
52:52It's upstairs.Because I think I did look for a really long time, too.I still have.have one at the top corner with StephenYou. That's the OG, the fanThat's the fan with the fan put on. Yeah, which is a goodBut that's upstairs now. It's fine. I don't know whereThis guy. Two pictures up on parks.
53:09The story behind this is that usually they'll take a picture of the personwho is dining there, the celebrity who's dining there.With the owner. That wasn't the case for us. We would go there every week thinkingthat they would ask us at some point. They never did. And then we talked about it on the showAnd the fan just printed a photo and just stuck it on the wall.Well, he pulled off a fucking other person's photo.The Instagram photo.Yeah.
53:30And then put that photo on the wall.Oh, look, but dumbfounded's on top of us.No, he's gone too.He's gone too.Yeah, yeah.They changed it.I think that like when new BTS-E kind of people going there,they do it with relevancy.
53:47Yeah.You know what I'm up there?Is our star meter down?I really think it is.I think it is.Yeah, yeah.Which is fine.I think it is.
53:54It doesn't really make me, you know.Yeah.But when they completely take my photos off the wall,I might have to stop going there.Yeah, yeah.Yeah, I think so.Yeah, I think I might have to stop going there.But is that trivial and like a baby?
54:07I mean, I don't know.I'm kind of a, I can be a bit of a,I mean, I don't want to use the word diva,but I think that that would,I think it's valid.Diva response.What do you mean?My photos off the wall.
54:21I'm not going to show up.Yeah.Took my photo off.You don't want me.You know what? I'll have, I'm going to take my glasses back off.There's another thing I'm butt hurt about.Can I try those?Yeah.
54:30To cover my cross eyes.Okay.Your eyes are actually less crossed.Oh my God.It has a grade in them.Yeah.You're so blind.I know.
54:38Wait, are you, were you lying to me last night?What do you mean?Tell the story, Jules, in detail.Because he was like, you got to find my eating glasses.No, I have three of these.And my favorite ones that don't have a yellow shade, I'm missing.Oh.Oh, I just saw them.
54:53You had them on yesterday.No, those are other ones.Oh, okay.Yeah, thank you so much.You have the rounds.Yes, and Luke, that's why you're in.I think I know where they are.Where?
55:03I think I saw them when I was upstairs.They're not upstairs.You sure?Yeah.Okay.We looked.Yeah.Also, you know, you're not doing a great job.
55:12Well, I have a question for you.When you go on a date, are you clocking how much the person you're on a date with is tipping?Do you ever reckon?Do you ever reckon?You ever go, oh.Wow.I always want to look.You do.
55:26And I feel like it's bad because I compare them to Tito Bobby.That's a crazy standard.That's why.No, that's not bad.I think that's good.That's good.It's not a crazy standard.It's not a crazy standard.
55:38My standard?Yeah.How much do you judge where someone takes you on a date?Or do you not care, really?I mean, as long as they don't take me to, like, McDonald's, like him.But something, there's something huge about McDonald's.Yeah, yeah.There's something nice about McDonald's.
55:51I think if you've been together with them.for a while, then yeah, that's fine.But if it's like a first date and you take me to McDonald's.Or this, Jill's worse yet.Why don't we just go on a walk on a beach?I'll bring some coffee.What about a movie?No, the movie dates are so bad for first dates because you don't even interact with them.
56:09You don't talk to them.You're just watching the movie.Yeah.So you just show up at the, like, I'll meet you there.And then go in, watch the movie.And afterwards, you go bye.Yeah, that's.I mean, there's no before and after.
56:21A lot of.Let's get ice cream out.After or?Yeah, ice cream after.Yeah.Or what do you think?When someone says dinner in a movie, do you expect dinner before or dinner after?There has got to be dinner.
56:31I think dinner before is way more normal.Dinner after is like so weird to me.I think I think Luke's right.Why would you everything after?Yeah, because you have to be able to break the eyes before sitting in for two hours next to a stranger.Yeah.I'm going to eat popcorn.I'm going to get sick.
56:44I'm going to get popcorn belly.Also, you can get out.Yeah.You can get out of the.Once you have the dinner, you can get out of the movie.Yeah, yeah.And then you're by yourself watching soup.Supergirl.
56:53Have you ever done that?Yeah, you still go to the movie?I'd still go.What would be your excuse to get her out?Like, oh, you know.No, she will go, you know what?I had a good time, but I just don't, I'm not vibing.So, and I'd just be sitting in the movie by myself.
57:09When I went on my first date with my current girlfriend before, we were firstdate, I had a plan to try and get out of it.But I'm a bad liar.So I was like setting up the plan too much to her where I was like, hey, like, we'llgo get dinner.But just, you know, I might get tired.Like, I don't know.I might be feeling tired.
57:24Who said that?I said that to her.Why?Why?Why?Because the plan was we were getting drinks and then I was taking her to my friend'sbirthday party and she was going to meet all my friends.Me and her I'd never met before.
57:36We were going to meet for the first time.Then she was going to be every single one of my friends, everyone I know.And I told someone this plan and they were like, that's psychotic.And it might be a totally crazy girl and you're going to be screwed.If you, like, what do you have to figure out a plan.Maybe say you skip the birthday party at the drinks and then you'llgo. She'll leave and you'll go.So then I'm telling her, hey, I might skip the birthday party
57:57just so you know.Setting it up a little too much.Then, of course, she showed up, and I realized that Ihad played my hand totally wrong.She was the one who was going to leave, and I had to pivot everything.No, no, stay. Stay, stay. Stay, stay.Okay, yeah. Because you met her on a dating app.Yeah, Raya.
58:14Oh, wow.Raya. Yeah.What?He was on Raya.How did you get on Raya?I lied on my application.What did you say?I said I was a film producer.
58:27You said he was a Franco brother.I was a Franko brother.The underdeveloper.Yeah.The underdeveloper.Yeah.I was going to talk about Franco brother.I see.
58:35Yeah.Wow.How do you, people like you get on Raya?It offends me to the utmost.You're not on it?You know what?It took me months to get on it.Can I just say, thank God for the looks of the world who actually get in there and lie,
58:48because Raya is full of old predators.and a lot of young, gorgeous girls, and you old f***s.You old f***.Money and whatever.Okay, can I just defend TFL brothers?Who is a TFL brothers?The total losers.A total f***le.
59:04That is so much worse.Because I love them.Because I relate to them.I love them.Don't you love them?Yes.Yeah, because I have empathy for them.I'm very, yeah.
59:13Yeah, Alex, what's up?Nice.Don't get it.You're not, all right, but I am.And I feel like once you're a part of this movement, you never leave.You're not part of that movement.I am.But you're not.
59:26I was in my 20s.You're not.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Because there's a, oh, you guys are not getting it.Like, you have relationships and friendships with women already that this qualifies you right out the gate.You're trying to say loser, not, not.No, no, what I'm saying is that I was in so many unrequited love situations and a lot of limerence.And I never got that back, you know, until I started doing stand-up.
59:48Right?And that's how I was able to, like, be attractive in front of women.But my point being is that there's a lot...I think the standards are...Has should have shifted a little bit.What do you think?In what way?What are you talking about?
01:00:01I'm just saying that I've seen a lot of things like, yeah, my guy needs to be six to.He's got to make...I hate that, by the way.I hate that.He's got to make $350,000 to $500,000 a year.He needs to be cleanly.He needs to be a Christian.Like, all these things.
01:00:16And it's like, guys are out there like, I'm...I hit one of those things, but it's like, you know, you're not perfect either.Yes.And it's like you kind of lower your standards a little bit.No, no, no.No, it's not, it's not like you're not perfect either.I mean, it is generating, I think, a couple, there's some femme cells out there.There's some, I think ladies, you start to get too messy.
01:00:37Now you're mad at men who aren't six to making $350,000 a year, blah,and then it makes other men even more mad.It's like a, like, we don't always date for, like, you know, love.or six,there are some height elitists out there.You're an exception to the...No, that's not sure.That's not sure.
01:00:52I am not an exception to the rule.There's many girls that I knowwho are gorgeous, successful, or whatever.And they operate just like me.It's like if you're kind, you're safe.You're not a fucking total loserand you're not an insaleand you're kind to women.
01:01:04You have friendships with women.Yeah.We'll date you.That's not the narrative.But you like Pixar-y people.You know what I'm from Montrazing.You're now dating Moana.I mean, you have this like, you know what?
01:01:17I mean, animation-y, you don't think that your boyfriend or your husband to be or whatever you call him, right, is not a CGIed version of whatever a Polynesian person is.He's gigantic.I don't think.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.He's not a normal guy.You think I look like the little one, Billy Crystal version of the Ponzerzik.A lois.Yeah.
01:01:38Or a minion.Yeah, you like animated weird looking people.No.You're not the exception to the rule.I don't think so.Yeah, yeah.You pick, you know what I mean, in a different way.I think my girlfriend is that way.
01:01:52She's like, I was just never really into, like, she doesn't like white dudes.That's my girl.Yeah, yeah.You know, her and I've always gone along with a lot of things.And she's, you know, she grew up with, in the Midwest, around a lot of white dudes.And she's like, and she's like, some racism or whatever, this and that.And she's like, yeah, I'm not into that.You know what I mean?
01:02:12But there's so many women that are like that.No, they're not.On my TikTok.Are my TikTok?No.Remember, that's TikTok.Yes.Guys and girls.
01:02:20I think they're the same.When Scott Galloway talks about a certain percentage of men on, you know,Tinder or whatever, right?Get, you know, I mean 90% of the likes from women, right?And the rest of them are fucked.I think that's the problem, though.There's a narrative online that that is what women are saying,but most women in real life usually aren't like that.
01:02:41That's what I'm saying.It's like if you're listening to these.But there is a narrative online that is saying that.And I think that is causing a huge problem.I think it's causing, it's worsening the problem because it's like you're either on this side or this side, right?And I think there's a lot of space in between.If you touch grass, you live your life outside, you'll find that people are reasonable about their dating needs.And I don't think, I think you'll be hard pressed to find a woman who'll be like, no, he has to be this, this, this, this.
01:03:05We just want safety for you to be fucking kind, for you to be like a steady provider and to just not be a f*** dickhead.Like, that's really it.That's really it.I'm going to be, if I'm a steady provider and I'm doing all this other shit,I am going to be a dickhead and that's going to be fine, okay?That's the deal.That is the fucking deal, okay?How many things do I have to do?
01:03:27That is too much.I'm sticking with dickhead too, I think.Yeah.That's not you.On Hinge or Tinder, you do filter people by height, by, you know,religion, by certain things where people do get, you know, you get bumped out.The online dating kind of makes it worse.What?
01:03:44Because of all the filters.Yeah.In fact, all my hinge and Raya dates never really worked out.I met my girlfriend in the wild.You also pick the craziest girls to go on dates with.Ooh.What do you mean?What did you mean?
01:04:03What?Explain jokes because I agree.You pick either like a drug addict or like a...You filter for a drug addict?Yeah, that's good.Yeah, yeah.Or like an alcoholic.You picked all red flags.
01:04:18Yeah, but I didn't know those things.That's not on the profile.Did you sense it deep in your heart?Well, you're at dinner and you're like,I think you're drinking a whole bottle.Cool, yeah.And she knows I'm sober.Yeah.
01:04:29It's cool.Yeah.Like, I'll have the whole bottle, please.Like the most expensive kind.And you're like, and you're like, yeah.I said, that's fun.Yeah.And then, you know, they'll say strange thing.
01:04:39Yeah.Yeah, I had this one day say,I just want to let you know,I've never had a climax before.and I'm like, what do you mean?She's like, I just can't get there in any way.And I go, that's weird.Is that not weird?
01:04:53Not one point?A lot of women.What?Not a great response from you.I didn't say that out loud.Oh.Yeah, that's an internal point.What did your face do, though?
01:05:01What?So say it.Okay.I just want to let you know I've never climaxed before.That's so creepy.Bobby's taking his glass up.Wow.Bulging his eyes out of his head.
01:05:16But Jules, you are correct.What?I think in her assessment of, like, people that you've dated until, thank God, we're all relieved.You're with who you're with now.But prior to that, it was like, hello.Yeah.There was a string where I was like, you would tell us.I was like, damn.
01:05:33Even Gilbert and Alex are like, well, hello.Yeah.Yeah.Do you do the dating apps at all?No, because they're just like.But you also don't go outside your room.That's why I want to meet.Yeah.
01:05:45Like people right now.You're lazy.Yeah.Yeah.No, she has like medic.She's like fatigued.Yeah.She's something going on where you're just sleeping on the on the couch.
01:05:56How do you sleep out there?It's so comfy.Okay.She has like thyroid, you know.But at three in the morning, I'm like, I'm going to go get some new water or whatever.And then she's just like.I have seen you in a weird position.Yeah, but also the lights are on.
01:06:11Yeah.The TV's on and she's just asleep.You know what I mean?And I'm like, you know, I just walk by.She's not going to wake up.She doesn't even wake up.Yeah, yeah.Baila, was the weirdest place you've seen her fall asleep in your entire life.
01:06:23Oh, I have a whole carousel.I think of like a thousand pictures of different places Jules has fallen asleep.Yeah.Remember that?I showed it for your 18th birthday.In the car?Like all in different positions, crumpled in different corners of the world.Yeah, she can sleep anywhere.
01:06:38One of the things I wanted to ask you guys was do you, what is the earliest memory of your life?Childhood?Childhood.The earliest, the first thing where you were like, I remember this.I remember.What is it?When I was like three or four years old, my dad goes, let's go.And we went into the car.
01:06:56And I think my mom told him, like, you've got to spend time with him.Aw.You know what I mean?So we just sat in a park.You know what I mean?He go, run around, run around.You know what I mean?Something about myself running around in a circle.
01:07:07And the Naruto?Or weapons?Like, just like this.My eyes couched out, just running on a circle.Right?And thenI remember he yelled at mebecause I forgot my jacket there.
01:07:22That's my first memory.Memory of your existence.Of my existence, yeah.How old were you?I don't have three.Yeah, I knew about weapons back then, you know?But I just remember that.They're not like fond memories, I think.
01:07:38And it was all memories of survivalor of how to like, you know,that's why right now I'm likewhen I feel dangerI think of 20 different thingsto get me out of the situationI ruminate a lotand I think it all started then
01:07:54because it was all about survivaland like you know what I meanmaybe disappear you knowsometimes I rememberlike there was like a little forestin front of our house in Minnesotaand we're waiting in the forestto see if my dad was home
01:08:08and if he was at homeI knew in my mind I was like if he went to bedhe goes about around eight or ninethen at nine I would come in.No one's looking for you?No, but my mom knew why.You know what I mean?I would just be sitting there in the forest.
01:08:20Oh, that makes me so sad.Why?Look at me now.Because you're a little baby.Tetero or something.Yeah, yeah, like a Totero thing.Yeah, yeah.Anyway, so thank you for bringing that up.
01:08:30Wait, what was your first, like, memory of your existence?I definitely have, like, memories of, like, parents fighting very young.Yeah.I hate that this is not, like, a pause.conversation, but you just kind of remember like, whoa.Like, I feel like most of your early memories are usually something where you're like, whoa.Because it's like that sticks the most.Yeah, you're kind of like, oh, shit.
01:08:53You can't do that with yours.I know.You can't, you can't argue with, you know, Moana.You can't, you know, why?He doesn't look like him.You said.Moana is a woman.No, but that other guy in the rock, the rock.
01:09:08Maui, whatever.No, he doesn't.What?He doesn't.Yeah, he does. He's a big guy.Okay, anyway.Anyway, so my point is, is this.That was it.
01:09:18That was it.Yours, Jules?Meeting my stepdad and hating him.How old are you?I think five, six.The one you have now?Yeah.You didn't like him?
01:09:28He was a lawyer.Yeah, doesn't...Wow.Look at his profession.I love him.Oh, lawyer.I mean, that's a good life.Why?
01:09:36Because, like, how was he introduced?He was just like, oh, this is who?It was just in...I think it was, we were in a pool or something.and my mom was just like, oh, meet my boyfriend.I'm like, what?Yeah.And I just didn't like it.
01:09:49And you were like, how long did it take?A couple months.Yeah.So I was like okay with him.You're okay.Because he's a good guy.Yeah, I like him a lot.What's he like now, though, to you?
01:09:59You have love?Yeah.That's her dad now.That's her dad, dad, dad.Okay.Yeah.Wow, mine is so very, like, wholesome.You guys are going to love it.
01:10:07It's very positive.Oh, let's hear it then.Well, everyone's so sad.Like the fight.and like not, mine was...Your mom used to punch you in the face.I know, I know.Let me tell you about the first time.
01:10:21Let me tell you about the first timeshe punched me in the face.No, it, I think I must have been like two and a halfor somewhere there, but it's just glimpses of a thingthat I had to run, I had to ask my momif this actually happened.I have this like weird memory of me trying to hidea drumstick, a chicken drumstick
01:10:38under my pillow.That's insane.And I was like running around the houseAnd everyone is chasing me and I was like, I got to hide this drumstick because I wasn't allowed to have it.And I hit it under my pillow.And I asked my mom, like, did that happen?And she was like, yeah, it was actually a really funny thing.Oh, that's a sweet one.
01:10:53Yeah.Let me do a sweet one.That's what I wanted to hear from you guys.Yeah, I don't know.Yeah, let's do a sweet one.Yeah.Let me think.Let me think.
01:11:05Are not?Dad beat me?No, no, no.I was 29.Yeah.No, you know, I have memories because my brother changed.So I don't have, like, I don't, there's not a lot of, but I remember when he stopped drinking, you know, became a nice guy.You met him.
01:11:23And, you know, I mean, he was just very funny.And, you know, it would get so excited when he came home to visit.And, you know, he had a couple of strokes, but he would just like hang out.We'd watch, you know, me boxing together.I think later in life, I connected with him way more, you know.but anyway.Do you ever come across people who like pose a problem?And they're like, this is the problem in my life.
01:11:48And then they just love, they identify with that problem so deeply that they kind of don't need your advice.They just want to bitch and moan, bitch and moan about the same fucking problem all the time.I see, I see.And it's just like, hey, I actually kind of don't want to hear this anymore because it's like,I don't think you intend to change it.I think you're in love with this problem.I'm about to turn 55.Yeah.
01:12:07Wow, incredible.The last birthday party was at the bowl.We threw it for you. Me and Dylan.Yeah, you guys threw it for me. Thank you so much.But 55s should be a big one.Oh, heck.Hey.I'm kidding.
01:12:19But when you get older, you really think about death in a way that's not as scary.You kind of just accept it.Like, I know what's coming.Yeah.You know, I might have another 30 years, I might not.But it's like, why? I'm trying to be positive about it.No, no, I know. I'm not.Like you're a young kid.
01:12:37Yeah, yeah.You have so much to experience.There's many parts of me that envy your experience, the struggle and, you know, and the grinding.I think about death all the time.Really?Oh, when you're 55, it's going to be a deficit.That's all you're going to be.Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:12:54But, you know, you accept things, and I think I've accepted my life as it is completely, and I don't need anything more.And I think I'm fine, regardless of what happens.Wow.And I think that that's...Here, here.I think that comes with age.That's great.That's a great place.
01:13:14And I wish I would have come to that realization much earlier.You know, not let things, you know, I felt so much, too much for ridiculous things.You know, like, why am I, like, in my past, like, why did I react that way?It turned out to be nothing.And I spent nights sleepless.Yes.And, like, ruminating.and me pacing and going,
01:13:39it's over, it's over!Remember when you would have those random, like, pains right here?Yeah.I think it's from that.What do you mean?Remember, you'd be like, it feels like...Yeah, I used to get pains in certain parts of my brain.Yeah.
01:13:50Because I was stressing out so hard.Yeah.Yeah.I got nothing.And, you know, and then you would get...It's just a lot of things, like,I was always destined to be what I am.Yeah.
01:14:01And it's like none of the worrying,none of the things.I couldn't control it.And it's, you know,just so, you know, stop worrying everybody.It's going to be fine.Yeah, it's going to be fine.I do have one more question for you, though, Bobby, before we take off.
01:14:14How do you feel about the fact that Alex has now garnered so much attention on the internetbecause it turns out a lot of people do not like the Beatles and actually agree with him?He has a whole series about Day 16 of trying to listen to the world's worst band.And a lot, he's like thousands of comments,agreeing with him.I've accepted it.And not only have I accepted it,let me change my tune.
01:14:43What's going on?We're just working.Mark, yeah.Okay.Let me change my tune, Alex.You're not even focused on what I'm saying.This is fucking incredible.Okay.
01:14:52Let me change my tune.A lot of people wear things,right, that I don't agree with.Look at this.Day eight of a motherfuckertrying to get into the worstand most boring band ever, the Beatles.So he listens to a different song every day.
01:15:05This post, okay.He made me so angry.This one made me so angry.Wait, who did it?Shirk Kane Sandoval.That's a boxer.Yeah, I know who that is.Someone said, yeah, let's pick the actor.
01:15:19That's what I was saying.Like, he was listening to like,yellow submarine.Yeah, but that's because people are telling meto listen to that.Yeah, I'm telling you to watch,like Strawberry Fields.Have you listened to that song?
01:15:30No, here we go.Look how many likes it says,3,000 likes.And this says,The Beatles are the most overrated band of all time.Yeah, no, click on that.guy. Let's click on that guy.The tin man. Yeah, the tin man.
01:15:40Oh, yeah, yeah. You know the funny?We love them. We love them. I think the funniest thing I get all the time is like, oh, you'renot on mushrooms, so of course you wouldn't get it. Take some acid and get back. Why do I haveto be drugged out to listen to this band?How dare you?You. We!Wait, hang on. Silence.How many views did that last one yet?
01:16:04I think, oh, the last one. I think that one is like.like 300,000, 400,000?Oh, wow.Yeah, like Lucy in the Sky with Diamondsis like a song.Have you heard of that song?I love that one.You never listened to Lucy in the Sky with diamonds.
01:16:15That's from the Beatles?Yeah.It's a psychedelic song.You know, it's a really good song.Place, I know we can't play.How about like Strawberry Fields?Strawberry Fields, Lucy and Sky with Diamonds.Norwegian Wood.
01:16:29Norwegian Wood.That whole, was it on rubber or?I think so.Remember his new tape, which was England would winand they wouldn't even.They don't even play.the Beatles. I play Oasis.I know because it's like, it's a more modern
01:16:40band. But what I'm saying is thatthey sing Hey Jude. That's what Ionly when they score. I feel likewhen you win the game, that wouldbe the band that you'd play. But they playOasis. They play Wonderwall? Yeah. Okay.Also,the Beatles is very connected to Liverpool.
01:16:57Okay? And it's like there's soccer rivalrythings and also regional rivalries.So maybe that has something to do with it.You fucking.Jabba the Hutt-Eye, motherfucker.Enough of you.Give me a list of stuff.All I know is that it's pretty even, and a lot of people agree with me.
01:17:17Yeah, yeah, and I want to change my tune.It's like there's a lot of people that like certain things that I don't get, you know, and so that's the thing.Are you a Lincoln Park fan?No.And I was getting harassed terribly for this.In the car, I was on the road with Chappelle Lacey and Matt Lockwood.bunch of comments and Joel Jimenez, a bunch of people who love Lincoln Park. And it wasnonstop Lincoln Park in the car. Yeah. And I wanted to blow my fucking. I think you and I.
01:17:45And I'm sorry. And I'm sorry. No, no, Luke, I think you and I have the same musical taste.Okay, you don't like the case. No, because here's, when you said Trout Mask replica. Right.Right. That's such a specific, like it's like a Sid Barrett album. Okay. You know who'sSid Barrett is? No. You don't know who said Berrett. No. So Sid Barrett was a part of the member ofPink Floyd. Original members of Pink Floyd, but he went crazy. Okay. Nice. I'd kick him out of the band.I like that. Okay. So he did two solo album, right? Sid Barrett did. Okay. And then he stoppedmaking music, I think. But that Captain B. Farf reference, to me, is so unusual. It's a guy thatknows about music and wants to listen to stuff that's weird and different.
01:18:34And I really thought that it was really pleasant.Do you like Mersbo?Yeah.Mersboe is awesome.Yeah, but, you know, and he likes, you know, just generalized, you know.Lincoln Park is like, I get it.First two albums.Okay, okay.
01:18:47Anyway.Yeah, and people have every right to, you know what I mean.Okay, so that's that.Yeah.All right.Okay.And that's not a, you know, that has.That's not a, I'm not doing a Nazi salute there.
01:19:01Okay.Right, good.Clarify.Take note of that.That's a pee-wee.That's a pee-wee.I got a good guest that we have, that I got a call today that he wants to do.Oh, yeah?
01:19:13Yeah.Give us a hint.Billy Joel Armstrong from Greenland.Oh, my God.Love, love, love.And they're making it happen right now.You know what's so cute is that you don't remember this.But years ago, I know you're in the movie Nimrods, right?
01:19:26years agoan old Tiger Belly studioold apartment he would send youcoffee I know and thenwith that he sent you the PR packagewith a guitar pick yeahthat I saved for youyeah do you still have it yeah okay
01:19:42and I thinkI don't have itI was like you cannot lose this onebecause this is like a Billy Joel one soI still have the wringo bracelet thoughokay well but I think it's really cutethat it's come full circle for you that now you're in the movieyeah because you never use
01:19:56to believe that he was a fan of you.There's like there's no way.There's no way.No, I mean, no, I remember there were timeswhere I would hang out with him, right?But it was like, we were kidsfrom the early 2000s.Yeah.
01:20:08You know, and it was like,you know, he didn't, they played,I think they did Mad TV maybe,and they, I don't know,I just kind of knew him around.I remember being at, I remember being at,cute, not,so cute.
01:20:20That's us together, cute.But I remember being at,what's that,not Piquito Mots is anotherMexican Baja FreshI remember being about Baja FreshThere used to be one on sunsetNear this comedy store, right?
01:20:34I remember sitting there and theStrokes came inWhat? Yeah, and I rememberhugging them and going, what's up?You know what I mean?Kind of hanging out and you know what I mean?Back then it was like thatthose things happened.
01:20:48Yeah.They don't do that.Like L.A. has changed so completely.There was like not a vibein that way.You know, did you like Dennis Hopper?You know where, you know, what's the hot dog train?Carnies.
01:21:01Carnies, yeah.That used to be a dirt parking lot.And in the 50s, I guess Dennis Hopper got in a knife fight with somebody in that dirt parking lot.And I love stories like that of old Hollywood.Yeah.Where you would just run into things.What?Viper room.
01:21:17Yeah, yeah, old vibe room.Yeah.Anyway, yeah, so that's a good guess.Anyway, yeah, there you guys are.And use his photo every time Bobby brings it up.Yeah, yeah, yeah.So does not look like this.I promise you.
01:21:31Yeah, he does.He's that shape.He's muscle shape.He's a photo.He's muscle shape.How tall is he?He's only 6-2.I say 6-3.
01:21:40I say 6-3.He just looks big because his traps are huge.Oh, they see that little flex you just did?He's only big because of his traps.He's a big dude.I say that about myself.I look taller because of my traps.He also has a brown Santa Claus kind of face.
01:21:52Yeah.Yeah, like very nice, it's kind.No, but his upper body is...I'm sorry, are we boring?No.Alex goes fishing with him.Yeah.Yeah.
01:22:01Yeah. Shut out.Yeah.Thank you.Yeah, I appreciate that.Anyway, what do we learn today?Here's a couple things I learned.Tip, tip more.Actually, you go first.
01:22:15You go first.I don't learn anything.I don't think I did either, actually.Yeah, I didn't learn anything.Did you learn anything today?Tip, tip a lot of money.go on good dates yeah you gotta go on the date right now okay and uh you learn anything today no yeah meyeah okay anyway thanks for listening to our program yeah um you can see us in t pbs yeah and all your
01:22:36broadcasting stations yeah and um k p la right la yeah and oh i did learn one thing no that's enoughi did learn well no no what did you there are so many songs about rainbows yes yeah that's i learned thatI was doubtful about that.I was.And the reason why I brought that even,that's one of my favorite songs of all time, Rainbow Connection.There you go.Now I learned another thing.
01:23:02It really is the catchiest.I remember as a kid listening to it.I was nine because it 80, 1980 it came out.Nine.And I remember like seeing that little green thing.It's a frog, right?Yeah, Kermit, yeah.Yeah, Kermit the frog, right?
01:23:17Yeah.I call it green thing.Yeah.Yeah.Yeah, he looks more like, you know, like a grasshopper.No.Yeah, yeah, he looks like grasshopper to me.But anyway, yeah.
01:23:28I like how, Herman of the grasshopper.My son, you call it a thing, a green thing.My son calls it something so funny because it's what Jules taught him.He doesn't say frog.Yeah.What does he say, Jules?Cukukukuk.What's a Kuok.
01:23:39Because it's a Filipino frog sound.Oh, cock, coq, it's not ribbit, it's coca, cock, coq, yeah.That's funny.Or if animals sound different there.They do.Yeah.What's that in the Philippines?Oh, God.
01:23:54What is that?Philippines.What animal is that?Cicada.A bat.A bat.You guys have huge bats.Oh, we do have the big bats.
01:24:06Yeah.Yeah.I hope it gets you.I hope it gets you too.It gets you back.I learned nothing, but thanks for listening to the program.Good night.Good night.
01:24:23Oh, bula, you, macabolulu.
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