Thomas Lennon Investigates The Bobby Lee Wardrobe Malfunction
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00:18Fourth.And watch more.Get Spotify premium.More videos and watch videos and watch it.Shooko-luc-l-mole-a-h-h-h-chuk-who.Who is?Yeah.Yeah.
00:54Luke.I panicked.Are we already gone?I only had a second.You can do whatever you want to do, but I'm just saying, who is Luke?Isn't there usually like some juggy dimwit who sits next to you?What are you doing?Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:08He got deported.You're at the top of your game.Oh, that guy.Yeah, yeah, yeah.No, he's in Texas.You're talking about a high man.I don't know, man.Do I sit with Luke or what do I do?
01:18No, I'm sorry.You already don't like Luke?I don't know.You already don't like Luke.No, I like Luke.You came in.I thought I should have said something.No, you don't talk to the guests.
01:27He's new.I come in, I go, hey.Who the fuck is Luke?What the fuck is happening?I'm supposed to say.I know.I come up to your layer.If I didn't say something, it'd be weird.
01:41Luke, you fucked it off.Who is Luke?I didn't know.I didn't know.Why did you fucking up?know what's happening.I know.Listen, Luke,
01:48I'm going to say this from now on,all right?Sometimes we get big guests here.Yeah, yeah.You know what I mean?We got the,Dave Franco coming in a week.A couple ways, yeah.
01:55Yeah, yeah.Bigger,Thomas.Go Star meter.Star meter, pull it up.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Thomas bigger and guess,but I'm just saying,
02:05sometimes Luke,let's go Starved on,Luke, right?Okay, okay.Sometimes I get big guests here, right?Yeah, I know.And you don't touch.Don't scare the guests.
02:14You don't scare the gas.You don't talk to them.What are you doing, man?Yeah, yeah, yeah.You were scary.You fucked up.Oh, fuck.Bobby, Bobby talks first.
02:23You don't say shit outside of the family.Bobby, yeah, yeah.Talks to me.What do you have something to say to me, Luke?What do you have something?Hey, I'm the fucking boss over here, okay?Okay.All right, so let me tell you something.
02:34Who the fuck is Luke?Can you tell him?You know, we know you got no parlay.Who?We know Tony two tone.Yeah, but you, who the fuck is Luke?I'm more concerned, Luke.Okay, what is the point difference on IMD between Dave Frank?
02:51Oh, I'm buck 99.That's good.By the way, oh, fuck.He's going down.He's going down.He's going down.You're going up.You're going up.
03:02Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.He's going down.You're going up, right?We're only like 1,100 apart.I know.That's good.Keep in mind, Bobby.What are you with the pointing lately?
03:14Keep in mind, Bobby.It's just so that Luke knows I'm not talking to him.This is a new thing you're doing.I don't like you know.The pointing thing, though, is new.But what's my mind?What's Bobby at?Four grand.
03:28It's pretty good.Keep in mind, Bobby.Wait, wait, wait.Bobby, before you do that.Is higher better?No, no, no.He's beating you by 3,000.What?
03:34He's beating you by 3,000.All right.He's the lowest number possible.Oh, you want to go low on it.I'm a call.Oh, I see.Bobby, hey, hey, when's that photo from?Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:43Go back to Bobby's photo.Oh, my God. Look at that little twink.Oh, okay. So, 4,04 is that not bad.That's not good. Is that also your grinder profile picture?Because you're going to stay busy.Oh, you're going to laugh at that, Luke?You're going to laugh at the grinder joke.He's the guy. He's the guess. He's the guess.
04:02Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.What do you know Thomas from?This used to be a podcast for men.I know. I know. We used to have, you brought a boy.You brought a boy. You brought a boy to a men's podcast.No, no. I'm a man.How old are you, Luke?I'm 25.
04:1725, yeah.That's kind of man.That's kind of man.Luke, what's your IMDB?Yeah.I got some.This used to be,this used to be lying.
04:30I know.We'd come here if I have a picture.It would be some juggie dimwit.Yeah, yeah.Nothing.It doesn't even come up.Do you have an IMDB?I think I have something.
04:39I don't know.I don't think you've never done anything.I did a short film I think is on there.I don't know.Show it to me.I know that it comes up.Look, Binko, here we go.That's not fair.
04:50That's not fair.You're almost at a million.I'm trending up.I'm trending up.You're a director.Director.Yeah, yeah, you directed a short stuff.Bye, boy, bye, bye, bye, bye, wait.
05:01Hey, this is crazy.Yeah, yeah.There are more people than that.On IMD.Come on.We're almost at a million people.I have some searches.Now, keep in mind, Bobby, you.
05:14I had no idea.That was half of me a little.You also got to keep in mind.Yes.Luke,I really like you a lot, but...Yeah, yeah.Don't even look at me.
05:23Yeah.Okay.So everybody, by the way, and this is just a thing.Bob, you're around in the fours.I'm catching up with your buddy Dave.Franco, I see why you're having him on.Obviously, he's in the eights.That's a wonderful place to be.
05:37Yeah.You got to get in mind.Yeah.You don't lose your IMDB profile when you die.Oh, I see.So if you are four...famous, if you're in the top 5,000, which you are, you are now, you're competing with people alive and dead.Luke.
05:52And dead.Yeah, and dead, dude.So there's only, in the history of show business.Show business.There are only 1,100.Mort's only 1,100.What is Mort's IMDB?Mort's Saul.
06:06Mort's all.Mort's all.He died in M-O-R-T, I think, S-A-H-L, maybe.Look, you don't know who Mort-S-L is.You don't know who he is.Get out of the business.Get out of this.business. Let's go Mortsall.
06:16Okay, so you got to keep mine. Mortzal died 40, 50 years ago.Bobby, if you're at 4,0004, which you are, it's a very nice number.Yeah, yeah. You got to remember. Yes.There's got to be 100, 200 people on that list ahead of you who are dead.Oh, I see. I understand. I understand that.What's up to the list? Mort's all is that.Mortzal is at 100,000.100,000. You beat Luke. Congrats. You beat Mortzall.
06:38Barely. Yeah, yeah. You barely beat.You barely beat a man who been dead for 20 years.Oh my god.Guys, what do we do?We take calls and we talk...Wait, I thought you said to lower, the better the...Yeah, you want the lower.Yeah, lower as in like one is number.
06:55Who's number one right now?No, no, no. I got to...Don't show me.How much if I'm right?Oh, yeah.Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, let's play again.How much if I'm right?Can I guess?
07:05Yep.Brad Pitt.Sidney, Sweeney.Show to me.Oh.Right? Am I? I? Think right now.Who do you think it is?It can't be Brad Pitt, Bobby.
07:15I fucked up.I can't get to get another one.You say Brad Pitt?No, you're out.No, no, no, why am I out?Okay, you're back in.I didn't know what the game was.Bobby's back in.
07:22What?You said Sandeia?You said Sandeia?It's so close.Sidney Sweeney beats out.I think you're Chalameh.Or is it Chalamey or is it just a straight-up Jacob Allerty like a dream?Oh, Jacob-Lor-Lor-Lor-E.
07:33It's one of those four people.I'm going to shallow.Salomey.Yeah, yeah, here we go.You guys are missing a very popular film right now,so it's boosting up their star.Oh, God damn.Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
07:43number one is.Oh, off campus.Oh, and indie from Obsession.Alfred.Alfred Malina 3?Wow.Gina Davis, okay.Is it number four?
07:56Yeah, yeah.Is this, this on the Earth timeline that we're in?Yeah.Yeah, yeah.This is our timeline, right?Yeah.Okay.Well, based on the time line,
08:07this I don't know what way way way wait Gilbert I think there's a little bit of aconfusion yeah I don't think you got it right whoa whoa whoa I think you got itno this is people stop Star Meter and that's the very top show and it's number onethis is directors actors number one number one no I get it she's in what you could go byactor no no no let's go by actor let's go back go backer oh okay here we gooh here we go Alfred Molina is that how is that even did somethinghappened to him this is in our time yeahGuys, we love Albert Molino.
08:40He's a genius.But I'm a little throne that he's the most famous person.He was great in Indiana Jones.It was that part.In the history of the world?Remember that big ball that chased after Indy?Of course.Yeah, that scene.
08:54I throw you the whip.Bill Pullman.Yeah, wow.You know, it's his son that's starring in that Sally Field movie that's doing well onthe remarkably bright creatures.Yeah.Wow.So, okay.
09:04So, okay.sense because off campus is reallya big show. An obsession wasone of the most of the movie I've seen in a long time. Do you seedongs in it? It's one of these shows where you seesome dongs? No, that'srivalry. That's dong. Yeah. Do you see heated? I haven't seen that yet. So I'vejust got the dogs out? I love the dongs.
09:22All right.Quote it. Those dongs is? Ice dongs?Dude, have you ever seen ice dongs?No, but they're frozen.Oh, I've just put a show called ice dongs.Luke, I'm sorry. Wehit it off so bad. No, it was reallymy fault and I want to apologize. You know, we're from
09:38a different generation. Yeah.We made our boneswhen you were. Yeah, yeah, back in it. What year were youborn? 2001. Oh,that's when I booked MattTV.Literally. That was the year.Yeah, yeah, 2001. I was on
09:54television when you were born.Oh, I'd had three shows canceled.I had at least two shows canceledbefore you were born.We know, when was that, late 90s?Reno started, we shot the pilot in 1999.Yeah, wow.Yeah, so we didn't get picked up for like three years because it just sat on the shelf for a little.
10:13What a show, though, huh?What a show.What a show.Luke, you seen it?It's one of the best pilot episodes.I always think the cold opens one of the funniest cold opens in any show ever.We made a beautiful piece.If you haven't needed anything.
10:27Did I quit, Tom?You ever need anything at all.Of course.You turn that quick.If you need anything, you come to me, right?Right.I will do.Bobby can't help you.
10:36Bobby only has influence in certain certain.You're number 1,999.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Come to me.And then I get you to Franco.Right, right, right.Okay.You're a good boy.
10:47Well, you turn fast.He's a good boy.I know, you're a good boy.I had no idea.You're a good boy, Luke.Bobby is a good boy.It went from heat to love real quick.Wow, really smart.
10:59Whose car's in the driveway?Is that Luke's?That's Bobby.Is it the blue one?Yeah.Yeah, that's mine.I think it's a great call.Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:07What do you think, Tom?About my car.Yeah.Yeah, the blue one.Chundai.I was hoping.You had an intern of some kind.No, no, no, no.
11:21It's like...Fuck you, Tom.Yeah, fuck you back.Yeah, yeah, yeah.I was hoping that there was some intern who's like into Hello Kitty or something.Because it's a confusing car.It is.It confused me.
11:33Yeah, yeah.What confused is?used about it?I was like, that can't be Bobby's car.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Bobby's flashy.Yeah.Bobby lives, you know, he's got a cool lifestyle.
11:42Can I give you some fun facts, Tom?No.Yeah, yeah, well, I'm going to give it to you.All right.That gave it to you.Free.Correct.Right, correct.
11:50Yeah.So they, Hyundai gives me a...So it answers the question, if someone gave you a free,light blue, light blue, blight blue elantra,do you take it?Yes.And you didn't say, is this a test?No, no, no.
12:04I took it.So every yearDoes it have to have a heated rivalry bumpersticker on?Does they follow me to watch heated rivalry?Ice dogs is the license plate?Ice don't.Brought here by a lot truck.
12:18You're quick today, Tom.Tom, you're very quick today.Be careful.I don't know.Just be very careful.You got to be very careful.You're invited in now and now you dosomething for me.
12:31Okay?I don't know.Yeah, you don't know much about old school show business.I know about it.You don't stand up or go, hi, my name is Lou Lou Luke.That's what he did, didn't he not?Yeah, yeah, yeah.Why did you do that?
12:45He's right.He's right.You weren't here.Tom comes in.I was wondering where you were.I thought you got replaced by Luke.Yeah, yeah.It made him mad.
12:53Yeah.Then he thought Jaime was supposed to be here.I don't know who that is.He's the person that you referenced earlier.No, I think he was referencing.He was referencing.Oh, you were referencing.Yeah.
13:04I'm a thing about her.Okay, all right, all right.Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.What's going on here?I usually said...No, no, no.What did you know?I said...
13:15What did Tom say about...I said there's usually a stone cold fox.Who's been replaced by a tween?No, where's that dum-dum or whatever?I thought you said.Luke, what do you think, too?What did he say about...The light blue elantra.
13:30Yeah, what do you think about it?I think it's sick, and it has a special mode in it.It has like that button you canflip up and you go. And it plays heated rivalry.What is that allowed to do?It has a speed mode. Yeah.Just like the Batmobile. Yeah, yeah. What does it?What about you explain?
13:45Please enhance.Well, I'll give you the enhancement because it was a referencebecause you were in The Dark Night Rises.Oh, shit.Bam. Bam.And that's what I was referring to.Yeah, yeah. I am in that one. This is a real movie starhere, Luke, as well. Well, he doesn't
14:02just do broad, silly.desert comedy in Nevada or whatever.What did I say about you?What did I say about you?What did you do up front?What's that?What did you do wrong?No, he's just, he's not a made man.
14:15He's very like, hey, I'm Bobby's a little buddy.I'm going to sit in your lap.I'm kind of sit in there.I'm like, Bobby, this is for men talking here.Yeah, yeah.I don't know.He's just like, I walk in his fucking kermits all over me.Oh, no, no.
14:32Luke, he loves you.Luke. That's why he's doing. I wouldn't goof around if I didn't love you.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Goof around because we have podcast to Phil.Yeah, yeah.I'm glad you're back.What's going on? You're so funny today.God, you're fast. You're fast and on.
14:52Yeah, I'm in that picture.You know, I didn't see you at Ted Sarandall's house this year.I didn't, I've never been invited to that.Oh.Are you in that?I am in the photo. Can we put the photo up?Are you in the problematic corner or a different?No, I'm in a... Do you know what I mean?
15:10Yeah, I'm in the middle. I'm central. You're not in the problem.Yeah, no, no, no, no, there's some liberals. Wait, I want to see the problem.There are a couple of... Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, so you stood by the snowflake.Yeah, yeah, I'm a liberal. I'm a liberal. Yeah, yeah, yeah.You call me.This lib over here.You worked for me and a Frank on that, okay?You work for me and you work for Franklin.
15:35Don't ever, you never go to Bobby again.Bobby's dead to us.You love Bobby, but he's dead.You're like Sinatra today.I love it.You have Sinatra.All right, let's go around the photo.Let's go around the photo.
15:50Yeah, yeah.Okay, down on the lower right.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Let's try to pick people that we have great, nice things to say about.Carrie Kenney, one of my best friends in the world sitting right there in front of Wilfell.Forte looking just like me.Yes.When I have the mustache.
16:03Yeah, yeah, yeah.There's the ladder.There's the letterman, you know what I mean?Yeah, we know John Stewart very well.Yeah, can we go to a good friend of ours?We got Ricky Lindell.That's not me.Can we go to the...
16:12Did you just misidentify yourself as someone else?Yeah.Well, Will Forte is not me, but boy, it really does seem like.Even to me.Even to me, it seems like it.Yeah.Go up, go up.Randos, you got...
16:22Yeah, yeah.Do you see me?Enhance?Oh, right there.Yeah, right there.Enhance?Enhance, please.Yeah, yeah.
16:29It adds.Yeah, next.Bobby, that's a cute shot to you.I like it.It's a good shot.Yeah, yeah, yeah.It's cute.Are you standing next to Whitney?
16:36Yeah, I'm next to, yeah.Yeah, is Kate Hudson's in front of me.I know, Kate.Yeah, yeah.Yeah, yeah.Yeah, yeah.Yeah, yeah.We did a couple pictures together.
16:41Yeah, yeah.Did you ever heard of a picture called, uh,you haven't heard of a picture called, uh, emotion picture?Yeah.It's a motion picture.It's a talky.Yeah, yeah.Kate and I did two, we did a couple pictures.
16:53We did, uh, was it on 35 millimeter?Yeah.Yeah, yeah, not digital, not digital.We're in a movie called Luddivorz.Oh, very good movie by Jerry Seinfeld.I was in his movie last year ago.You got Dulcy Sloan over there.Look at it. You got all, it's a good mix.
17:08You work a lot, Tom.Yeah, yeah, yeah, you work a lot.It would seem like it.Yeah, yeah, yeah.This is the first year I was invited to this charade.There's Louis. We know Louis.Yeah, yeah, yeah.So I was grateful to be invited.
17:19Oh, this is the funky corner.Yeah, that's the funky corner.Jellyroll, not legally a comedian?Yeah, yeah.Legally.What family is he in if he's a comedian?Now, Odencork's sketch guy.Bob Odenkirk, of course.
17:32Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he belongs there.Yeah, Mr. Show.Yeah.Malina Ackerman.Yeah. Malin Ackerman.Call it Malin is the way we say that.Malin Ackman.Ronnie Chang.
17:44I'm friends with Ronnie.It's suspiciously unhappy and all the way in the corner.Yeah, he came late.Oh, I see.Yeah, he got McBrader in the back.Yeah.Who's a plaid boy over here?I don't know who that is.
17:54Who's this guy?I haveBill SimmonsWho is it?Bill SimmonsOh he's famousYeah yeahYeah
18:01Is he a little bit sportsyYeah yeahThat's why I don't know itAnd there's Will SassauOur own wellOkayYou know I want to laughOkay
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23:31Yeah.What's your number one go-to of your own work that cheers you up?Wait, I don't- Do you have some that cheers you?Well, Tom, Tom.Yeah.I don't literally, I don't watch myself.Yeah, I don't really either.But I will watch, I'll watch, like, Matt TV and stuff that cheer myself up.
23:45I know, but I'll watch, you know what I mean, something that you're in, and it'll crack me up.Like, I'll be on TikTok and I'll see a clip on for Reno.Reno's better now that TikTok exists.Yeah, yeah, yeah.We never should have been more than 45 seconds.No, no, no.But great clips.Yeah, great clips.
24:01Yeah, great clips.Has that revived, you know what I mean, the Reno talk or no?I mean, I don't, you know, I think it...You know, I don't know if we'll do more,but I do know that...You should.The show feels like it's more...widely known now,
24:17even when it was a TV show.Yeah.Like, because we're sort of built for a short attention span,you know, that we've really drifted into.Long run, too.So, yeah, Will Sassow,So what's your cheer?You got cheer up sketches, guys?
24:29Little Saso.What is your comfort show, Bobby?My comfort show.Yeah.West Wing.West Wing.Oh, God, that's so goddamn heavy.Wow.
24:38Yeah, yeah.The first three seasons of my swing.Yeah, yeah.It's a comfort show.Have you seen the show?Have you seen the show?No.Okay.
24:46You know what it's about?Aaron Sorkin talks about the peoplein the White House.Oh, that's good.Are you fucking Wikipedia over here?Aaron's Dorkin.We say something when it's very funny.Yeah, yeah.
24:57He's asking me.Yeah, yeah.So I just want to say, guys, my energy right now...You're about to get unmade.Yeah, yeah.Something had happened.Very, very careful.I'm sorry.
25:08That the next thing you say is so fucking fun.Yeah.I want to pee my pants.Over here, okay?I'll think about it.So 30 minutes ago, something really tragic happened in my life.I got a call.I called you.
25:22Breaking news.You called me?Yeah, I called you.And something tragic...They always only get the tragedy called.I know.I didn't start getting after calls.I'm glad you came.
25:30Were we canceling the podcast?No, no, no, no, no.Was it, did I get a text that I didn't read that said...No, no, no, no, no, no, no.Of course, no, I was going to plow through it.Oh, you did call me?I did call you, yeah, yeah.So something had happened 30 minutes ago.
25:41It kind of broke my heart.That's worse than owning a light blue Elantra?Maybe.Yeah, maybe.Maybe.I don't even know legally if I, because we're fine.Should I even say it?Let's try and then...
25:53Do you have to bleep something?I know, it's just something that.I can say what happened.but I think we're fighting through it.Okay, so I'm on...Oh, is it bad business news?It's a bad business news?Bad business news is you can talk about bad business news.
26:05Why?It's not...I mean, we got the star meters up and everything.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.So what happened was...Yeah.That's another thing I'm trying to stop doing is yeah, yeah, yeah.Why?
26:14Yeah, because...Stop beating yourself up.Yeah.I fucking love you.Bobby's got to stop beating himself up.Okay, and you're part of the fucking problem.Okay?You all...
26:24I need support.Yes.I need support from you.Okay.Fucking sit there like Wikipediatearing this man, beautiful manapart. So I'm on tourand I, you know, I...
26:34I sold out to Chicago Theater, I just saw it. You sold out of ChicagoTheater? Yes. So it's pretending tothat. Hmm? Yeah. The informationthat... Oh, let's hear it.I got a call todaysaying that you're banned fromthe Chicago Theater. Great. Let me callsome people in Chicago. What did you do?
26:52I'm not done with my... Yeah. I'm banned from theChicago Theater. And?Madison Square GardenOrphium, not Orphium,Radio City Music Halland the Beacon for life.Because? Because I showed myass crack on stage. Bullshit.
27:08Yeah. It wasn't even bad. That's all that's shocked.Yeah, they were all that. It was normal.Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.What universe is this? This is insane.Yeah, yeah. First of all, doesn't merit a phone call to her.Why?A. B, I don't believe.See, I don't believe it.
27:28I don't believe it. It's true. I don't believe it.I don't believe it. I've been, wait a second.How do they not know? I am in a bikini thongwith my entire butt out. Yeah.In the entire state tour that we did. I go by on the rollerblades and I got myI got both cheeks out every single show. Yeah, yeah, yeah.What was the context? The context was I was climbing.The context is I guess. I guess.
27:56somebody a lap dance.Uh-oh.On stage.It's normal?It's a normal thing.It's a normal thing.It's a voluntary thing.It's a voluntary thing.
28:01Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.How did your eyes do that?Dude, you are so funny today, dude.Thank you for coming.Okay.Oh my God.Yeah.Okay.
28:11Okay.We're also going to call us a table in Chicago.I don't want.Who do you know from fucking Chicago?I don't know.Governor Pritzker.How about that?Okay.
28:17All right.That's a very good one.All right.So this is what?I'm like shocked.You're shocked.This is real.It's 100% you.
28:25Start, walk me all the way back through the bit.Let's call.I'm going to be a normal Chicago jury.All right, so this is what I do.How you doing?I'm Chicago jury.How you doing?Do you ever go to the billy goat?
28:37You know, that guy just died.All right, Bobby.I went up by, so we saw Bobby Lee's crack you other night there at Chicago Theater.It was gorgeous.Oh, see?I never saw a guy like that's crack.Go ahead.Yeah, yeah.
28:47So what happened was at the end of my show, I go into the audience.I saw this.Yeah.The socials you're out there.Yeah, yeah, yeah.In the crowd.And I go, hey, guys, I have a gift.And I love to give people.
29:01I'm with you.I'm just trying to enough to bed on the microphone.And the gift is I'm going to give somebody here a very good, big gift.And it's, and it's, you want ice stongs.Yeah, yeah.And I give somebody a lap dance.Now, these are people that have come to see you by choice.Yes.
29:18Right.They bought tickets.No one.There's no comps.There's no comp.Yeah.And there's nobody who's been like,taken at gunpoint to see Bobby Lee.
29:25I also do this, Tom.I go, there's two rules.It's got to be a volunteer,and it's got to be a man.Okay.Why are you clapping?That's good rule.Those are good rules.
29:38Right?And so I interview the man,I go,I know, I know, I know.That's a good rule.Yeah, yeah, yeah.You're a chill, dude.You're a pussy.
29:47You're a pussy.I'm Genzi.You might be somebody's grandmawho wants a little Bobby Lee crackreal bad.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.You're a bottom dweller, dude.I'm a fan of the back.
29:56No, yeah, yeah, yeah.Go on top for once.It feels good.It feels good.Does it not, Tom?To get on top?Yeah, yeah, yeah.I'm in the top million.
30:04Keep talking, you shut your mouth.You are in the top minute.Okay.Is that not your profile on social?I'm on the top.I'm on the top.I'm going to add that.Top one million.
30:16I'm going to add that.So what happens is I say, I, I, everyone raises their hands.Everyone raises their hands.Of course.A lot of guys.And I go, let me interview you, are you, you, I mean, okay with this?And they go, 100%.And you're willing.
30:31But they don't sign on any paperwork or anything.There's no paperwork, but there's a, there's a verbal contract.Yeah, it's a shake verbal contract, right?And you'll, you know what I mean?You realize I'm going to be dancing on you.Ice don't.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Yeah.
30:43We ice talking.Ice tone.Yep.Yeah, yeah.And so, you know what I mean?This person voluntarily comes.I'm just, I know, but I know, but as a juror?As a juror, that's not what you want to see.
30:57You know what I mean?The glasses are crazy.Is that your juror?Okay, that's good.That's good.Yeah, if you're on trial, this is what you want to see, right?Yeah, someone's completely in tune, right?And picking notes.
31:18I love it.Yeah, yeah, yeah.You know what I mean?So, you know, I accidentally slither,throat.Write it down.Yeah.You know, I was dancing with the knives.
31:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.So then I go, and then I go sit here.Music plays, right?Song.We're not going to just say it.Closer.By 9-90s nails.That's a really great, well, there's a great stripper song.
31:45It's starting to feel really weird.It's starting to feel pretty weird.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.This is closing the show?Yeah.We'll talk about that in a minute.Okay.So then I take my shirt off.
31:53You know what I mean?Wait, the lyrics say I want to fuck youLike an animalYeah, yeah, yeahOkay, hang on, I'm writing that downHang on, one moment pleaseYeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right down, yeah, yepYou're literally writing animal?
32:04YepYepOkay, okay, you can't memorize thatOkay, so, and thenThen I take my jeans offYeah, well, you're the oneI'm being Chicago jurorI'm a regular Chicago juror
32:18Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's my home state of IllinoisOkay, born thereAll right, so, I could be in a jury poolAll right, so then now the crowd's going crazy.As you witness, everyone was there.These three were there.Every show, it's like that.It's crazy, right?
32:31I go, right?Sometimes I'll jump off the stage, right?And then I'll sit on a guy's lap and I'll do it.I understand.Yeah.What do you mean you understand?Let me explain it.No, I know.
32:41It's very funny.You see my face.Yeah, yeah, yeah.And so.I've been your friend for a long time.I know a lot about you.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Yeah, yeah.
32:49So then I'm crawling back up on stage.Correct.And there's a wardrobe male function.So this is unplanned?Can I have that line again?Can I have that line again?Are we acting like it wasn't planned?It wasn't, there literally was a war, let me say it again.
33:05Give me the line.Go action.Say action.And action.I had a wardrobe.Melancholyne.Yeah.And I'm going up and a little bit of my ass shakes come out.
33:16Do we have visuals?There's no visuals.Right?And I immediately pull them up.I do the dance, finish the dance.to do a flip on the guy, right?He leaves, right?As a defendant, I have to also say that in Atlanta,
33:28I showed the audience the inside of my butt hole,I got charged 10 grand.Different story.But different story and a different case.But I'll be, I'm also going to ask,is it that different?I think there's a pretty good argumentthat there is something up with you
33:47that we're just not talking about.Okay, what is it then?But stuff.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.There is something we're not really talking about.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.But that's for therapists and a psychiatrist.Yeah.
33:59It has nothing to do with this jury.Well, okay.Yeah, yeah.But if we're pleading insanity,which I think, which we basically, which we are.I mean, I think we're just pleading.My argument.No, I'm not pleasing insanity.
34:13My argument.I'm not pleading insanity.I'm going to do it on your behalf.I'll go back.By the way, I got to see the little boy's questions for me over here.Hold on, man.I have got to see that.Oh, that's mine now.
34:23Now it's mine.Now it's mine.I came prepared with questions.Can you read the questions?After, can we...I don't know.I don't have glasses.Why would I wear glasses like that?
34:36Why would I wear glasses like that?You're hard to learn for 17 together.That's a good question.Did you learn to speak Elvis?No.No, I was...Really?You're going to be a man after a day.
34:50Really?That's a good question.That's a good movie.What was the question?There's a scene in 17 again where you're speaking.We didn't get you off your charges yet.We'll get back to it.Okay.
35:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.We're going to do just normal podcast shit for a minute.And then we'll go back to sorting out why Bobby's been banned from every great American.Which is going to be a problem.Yeah, we're going to have to fix this.Yeah, we have to fix it.Yeah, we've got to call some people.I already did.
35:18Why did you show?Let's go back to the, okay.I'll hear the elvish question.We'll save the elvish question.No, no, no, I'm more interested in the elvish?Can I ask, who gets the $10,000 when you show someone your brother?I have no idea.I have no idea.
35:31Yeah, yeah.If I've seen your buttold, do I get something?You'll get a check.Is it like one of those class actions where you're like, you could be entitled to money?Four cents.Have you seen Bobby Lee's butthole?Yeah, it could be.Were you very surprised?
35:46Yeah.Did you take your mom to the Chicago theater?Yeah.So, I made some phone calls.After the tent, on the, on the butthole one?No, no, no, the bullhole was passed.That was years ago.That was years ago.
35:58I know.And here's what happened.Here's what happened with the 10 grand.Me and Andrew Santino went up to the theater.Correct.And we got on our hands and knees, and we begged not to charge, and they didn't charge at the end of the day.Oh, okay.All right.
36:11So I don't think that's a threat.It was a threat.Exactly.You're putting at me, but, yeah.This is how our world worked.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Okay.Got it.
36:20That was your fault.Either you show us your butthole.You know.Yeah.I think that's how it works.I'm sure that's what you said.Yeah.Also, Tom, Tom.
36:31Also, rarely do I get this, but I got a standing ovation.Massive.Yeah, massive standing ovation.No, no, I've seen the socials of you at the Chicago theater.Yeah, and it was an amazing show.I got off.And then also the people that were, like the...Can you read me the text of what they said?
36:47Was it a phone call?It was a phone call.I can call my manager.now. Let's do it. Okay, all right.So Tom Lennon wants to knowand he knows, I know some Chicago people.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So here we go. Here we go.You're not going to get it unless I ask it because it's, you know.
37:02I'm not going to get it.Oh, hold on.Abby.Yes.You know who Thomas Lennon is? Thomas Lennon.Oh, oh.No.She's fired.
37:18Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.She doesn't know who I am at all?You don't know who Thomas.Is she by a computer?Are you by a computer?No, I'm in the car.Okay.
37:29Pull the car over.Yeah, can you pull the car over?I know, but can you pull over?You've got to pull over for this one.Bobby, your manager doesn't know what I'm?Abby, you have to pull over for this one.Okay, wait, give me a minute.Put up Abby, put up Abby's IMDB.
37:46We want to put up Bobby's manager's IMDB.You go to Who represents Bobby Lee.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Tell the story of what,What happened to you in the Chicago Theater?Yeah, so, Abby,yes, dear.No one believes me that I'm in,
38:02I was a little,I'm in trouble with the Chicago Theater.We don't.What podcast are you on?Tiger Belly.It's a Bobby Lee podcast.It is?It's like him and like a young boy.
38:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.And there's like a chesty lady.You know the chests were removed.Is she, Jody Miller?Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.She's 167.8,000?Yeah.All right.
38:29Anyway,did you pull us back?Did you pull over, Mom?I met Mom.Mom?That was genuinely weird.Oh, God.I've been with it for 30 years.
38:40We just got...I've been with it for 30 years.Bobby, we just got really weird, man.Oh, man.Mom.I feel like you're widely paid.Mom, wow, wow.We're drowning here, Mom.
38:51Okay, I'm going to do it.I just don't want to kill somebody.All right.Alright, so Thomas LennonAnyway, the things with the Chicago theater is true right?For nowYou're looking for Thomas Lennon?Yeah
39:12No, type in a rock like ask if she's seen 17No, I'm really excited yeahThomas LennonYeahShe's so drunkShe's on a Dell computerNo noIn her Mercedes she has cricket wireless
39:27She has cricket waterI don't know why it's not coming upI don't knowStop calling your manager momIt's fucking weirdI'm so nervous right nowI'm so nervous right nowI feel ashamed
39:46Thomas LennonThomasShe's spelled youYeah yeahShe's not spell youIt's okayIt's okayIs Bobby really banned from
39:56The ChicagoChicago?Maybe it's because I'm in the carI don't knowMomYeah they'reI don't know why.I don't know what's going on.
40:05We do know what's going on.Abby, Abby.But am I banned from the Chicago theater, is what I'm saying.You are banned from anything that they own.Okay, okay.Thank you so much.Look up Thomas Lennon and call me back, please.Bye.
40:21Okay, bye.So, yeah.We met Abby, your mom.Bro, I've never heard you do that.I got, dude, I'm fucked up right now, dude.She's got, she handles you and Freddie.Yeah, yeah.who's 555,000, who's half a million in.
40:37Yes.And then she handles Jody Miller.The executive producer of Comics Unleash.She has only three clients.Yes.And these are her three clients.I mean, we just got to talk about her for a second.One, she's your mom.
40:52Two, she has three clients.She's literally never heard of me ever.Which, it doesn't hurt my feeling.Yeah, yeah.But I will say for your just edification.I understand.A comedy manager that's literally never heard of me.Yeah, yeah.
41:07I find that a little scary.Yeah.So I have to...Do we know she has a car?Because she's like, she all brags, like, I'm in my car.Yeah, yeah.I don't know if she has a car.Yeah, yeah, yeah.
41:17So she used to have...You know what I mean?Uh-oh.Back in the day when I used to, when I signed with her,she had Laura Kightlinger in the 90s.Yeah.Craig Antone, a bunch of people.Yeah, yeah, yeah.
41:30And so when I signed with her, and then they slowly left,Yeah.As they did, and I stuck around.Right.Yeah, so.But you stuck aroundbecause she has a car.No, no, no.
41:38She's your mom.No.I was a kid.Because she's your mom.Is that your weird peekaboo?Oh, we've looked up your buns into your butthole.Into your mind.And we found out pretty much
41:59exactly what we thought.We're like, is Bobby okay?and we never thought you were okay.I'm not okay right now.No one ever thought you were okay?Ever.How do you make the scratches all in your face and neck?Today I was scratching like I was just like freaking out.
42:13Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Because of the Chicago theater people?Yeah, I was going, what the fuck?Do you want me to call them?No, no, no more calling.Well, let me call them.How do you know their number?I don't know.
42:24I'm going to find out.I feel like it's just like a warning at most.No, it's a real.It's so silly.It's silly.Was someone there who was there that saw it that was so sad about it?Nobody after.So did someone, who was sad?
42:39No one was sad.People just complain about shit these days.No one got sad.No one actually got sad.No one got sad.No one got sad.It's theoretical sadness.It's theoretical sadness.
42:47Which is what we all get sad about these days.What if somebody could get sad?Yeah, yeah.So I got off stage and I go, was everything fine?And from everyone across the board.Go back.Come back.Stop.
42:57Excuse me.Go back one.What?You walked off stage.Wait, wait, wait.Shut up.This is my podcast.Yeah, shut, fuck to you.
43:02But we're old friends.That's true.If I had more respect for your podcast, I'd have headphones on.Okay.I have a lot of respect.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.You keep yours on.Yeah, yeah.
43:14You're made.All right, go ahead, Tom.So Bobby, I just want to ask, you're Bobby Lee.Yes.Legendary comic.Mm-hmm.Beloved figure.Okay.
43:22Bon vivant.Bon vivant.I love that.You've just sold out.It's a someone who loves life and is a fun person.Okay.So you've just sold out of Chicago Theater.Yes.
43:31And you step off stage.you destroyed standing ovationand you asked someonewas everything fine?Yeah and they said...Fuck you.Why do you ask somebody?You just sold out
43:40the Chicago theaterand you got a standing ovationand you leaned over and wentMom?Does everybody like me?You gotta like yourself more.We like you.No, that's not what it was.
43:52Tom, Tom, Tom, may have...Stop making us look at your butt.Stop?Stop.You need a mommy?Actually, you need...I actually think you need less mommies.Tom, could I defend...
44:02Oh, good doing.Yeah, Bobby needs best mommies.Bobby's got too many mommies.Okay, when I call her mom, you're right.That was fucking weird.And I called her four times.But at least it didn't happen three or four times.Yeah, yeah, yeah.
44:14The reason why is because she's been my, my, man, I can't even speak English.It's because she's your mom.No, she's not my mom.Yeah, yeah, she's been my manager since the 90s.I understand.Right?So I've been with her this whole time.Yeah, yeah, yeah.
44:26Right?So it's like, I do look at her as like a motherly, you know, figure.Bobby.Yeah.You don't.I love that you think explaining things about you helps us understand you.Yeah.We understand you.
44:38All right.You're a weird bird.I'm a weird guy.Yeah, yeah, yeah.So I...We actually think it's better because we know how weird you are and we still love you a lot.Yeah.All right.
44:48And I don't want you walking off stage and asking somebody what they thought of your show.All right.Here's why, though, I asked.Because they warned me before.Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.There's more information.It's more information.
45:00There's more information.What exactly was the warning?They go, this is a different kind of a theater.So I go, listen, I'm not going to go...Don't be showing you a little hole.Yeah, yeah.So I'm not going to pull in Atlanta.I'm not going to pull...
45:15The night before, what did I play?Minneapolis.Minneapolis.I played the Ophiram, I think.We didn't nail Minneapolis.Can we go one more time on that?Yeah, yeah.And action.
45:24And...Yeah, Minneapolis.Pretty good.So what did you do in Minneapolis?Yeah, so I went...I go further.in shows where they go, you know what I mean?Be free.
45:34Yeah, be free.Yeah.Most shows are be free.But does be free?Yeah, yeah.Always imply that there's going to be butt and butthole stuff?No, no, no, no.Beefy could be anything.
45:44You could just be being free.But if I know you, I know what I mean?You know what I mean?Is there another question from the little boy?And you're on an animated show.And you, and you...Shut your mouth.Shut up.
45:58Yeah, yeah.Just shut.You're working on a musical?I'm reading all your questions.No, there's only on one page, so I don't know what's going on.Were you educating the United States?English is not your first life.English is your second language, right?
46:15Because this is...Okay.Okay.Bobby, tell me more about...We're in Minneapolis.Take you back to Minneapolis.Invention of blood, not whole.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
46:24And did whole come out?Cheeks, not whole.Cheeks?Why is their hole ever coming out in shape?No, no, don't hold once.Whole onceSo what was Minneapolis? Tell meMinneapolis was cheeks and a little bit of pubes
46:37Tell me the whole storyA little bit of pubsIt's like thisIf you put an octopusInside one of thoseTo-go Chinese boxesIt'll get outYeah but you'll see like pieces coming out
46:46Mm-hmmYou know what that's justAlso let's not do this for people watchI just want to clarifyTo defend youYeahHe does wear pretty loose underwearSpeed does
46:55And they're very high cutSo the coverage isn't quite thereso it could fall on either side, occasionally.The technology we're usingto talk about Bobby's underwearand its shortcomings.See, but I feel like Bobby,I feel like the underwear is like,
47:10it's like a magician.You know you, you know, I don't want to, Bobby.See, now I'm in the jury.Normal underwear.Yeah, it's actually pretty good.Are you sponsored? Who is it?Goes against what I just said.That's full coverage.
47:25That's what I wore for the show.You sure that's what you're wearing in the show?That's what I want for the child.You weakened your case.I actually think your case is better.Oh, yeah, yeah.Really?I thought his case was better because I was not offended by that at all.
47:36Well, no, I'm just saying.And I'm a normal Chicago juror.Yeah, he's normal.What did Chicago say?They said, don't show any cheeks.I said, I'm going to show.But they can't say that.I said, I said, I said, I.
47:49Showing your butt hole to enthusiastic.Yeah, yeah.I would say two things.One of these people bought tickets, knowingly bought tickets to Bobby Lee.Right.It's not the nutcracker.YeahBad example
48:02Bad example or the best example?Even Live NationMichigan posted about thisStill laughing from Bobby LeeSo that'sThat's even an actualThat's a cute person to youThat's what it is
48:12I think it's very cute and friendlyYour dongs put awayI got no problem withYeah we got a little bit of side cheekA little side cheekThey don't like thatWhat's wrongI feel like this is what America
48:24This is the best that America representsIs right hereWith yourIt's America first, if you want to be honest.This is America first and only.Is this beautiful, beautiful boy?It could be America last. I don't know.What are we saying?
48:39Still laughing about Bobby Lee, Detroit.Energy's insane.Had the whole crowd losing it, my face hurt.But that's the official live nation.Yeah.Ominous.He's so cute.Can't wait to see him in Chicago.
48:50All right, I don't want to.Can I say this?Could I say what would be a fun thing to do?If they really ban you?Yeah, yeah.Say they're racists.Oh, bam.Bam.
49:02Racist.Play the fucking...I would have to find a white commentthat did the same thing.Well, Patton's always flapping his dong around there, right?That would be a mean.You might not.You might not find too many guys
49:17that's done as much balls and dongs.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Side don't.You said you did it, I thought.No, no, we haven't played that venue, no.I haven't played the Chicago now.No, but I would have...I do a very, well, I'm in an intentional bikini thaw.
49:32Yeah, yeah, yeah.And I'm on rollerblades.Yeah, yeah.Yeah, but, yeah, I mean, the argument is,but I've done it not in that same venue.Yes.Yeah.It's a prestigious place, but I have to say, I played Massey Hall in Toronto.
49:47Two sold-out shows.Yeah, Canada, so they're a lawless society.I mean, you're talking about.It's Deadwood.That's the wild.It's fucking dead wood.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.It's literally dead with.
49:55There's opium dens and, you know, I'm walking a lot.Dude on dude hockey stuff.So much dude on dong.Yeah.I see dog.But Massey Hall is a legendary, beautiful theater.Two sold out shows.No complaints.
50:10They loved it.Everywhere I go across the country.This great American country.But I feel like Chicago was ready.They were ready for Bobby Lee.You're like a Jim Morrison now.Yeah.Yeah, you're like an outlaw.
50:22You're like outlaw, rock and roll.Well, the only...Okay, I'll tell you the only...We started campaigns.It's free Bobby Lee's...Santino just called and I think he's, okay, here.Who's this?Which one's this?
50:32Andrew Santina.I don't know who it is.You don't know Andrew?No.Are you being real?Yeah.Or maybe if I see him, who is he?I have a podcast with him called Bad Friends.
50:42Yeah, I don't have time to see that.Okay.Oh, no, I know him.I like him.He's funny.Yeah.Yeah, no, I know that guy very well.Yeah.
50:47Yeah.No, he's great.I didn't know that's his name.Yeah.He does very good impressions.I'm with Thomas Lenin.I'm with Thomas Lenin.He opens with him?
50:56Yeah, he opens.What?He really opens with it?Yeah, I'm on, you're on Tiger Valley.Oh, okay.Well, Thomas Lennon is brilliant.He's incredible and he doesn't deserve to be in a position in his career where he has to do stuff like Tiger Bell.That's a pretty good point.
51:12He makes a very good point.I know.Such a brilliant human being.What am I doing here?And this is how you know the business.This is how you know the business is in trouble.Yeah.I'm supposed to be promoting a movie, but we're really just getting you out of jail.
51:25I'll talk to you in about 20 minutes.Oh, no.He's very, very fine.Bye bye.Yeah. I've seen him do, uh, yeah.Now, Abby called back.So should we call her back?Yeah, I, I,
51:34do you want to have a fun moment where you talk about mebehind my back and I'll just go pee?You really have to go to the bathroom?Yeah, yeah, but just keep recording.I'll be two seconds.I'll be right back.Yeah, and the boy can get a word in now.Yeah, all right, go.
51:45Go to the bathroom.I'm going to take his notes, though, with me.No, I don't want you to look at it.It's going to ruin the question.I don't want you looking at him.If you pre-set your answer.I'll be right back.Okay.
51:56Are you still on the podcast?Yeah, Thomas is gone.He went to the bathroom.He's very offended.Oh, is he, is he the, oh, he's the guy from Reno 911, right?Yeah, yeah, yeah, but he's very offended that.You didn't know who he was.I don't remember names anymore.
52:13You know, I'm old and decrepit.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Yeah, no, I knew it was familiar, familiar, but I didn't put it together, but now I'mthen, too, you know.Yeah, but he's very offended.He blushed.It was a little embarrassing, but.Oh, very, very serious.
52:25Did you talk to Matt?Is everybody listening to this conversation?one is. And we're back.And we're back. All right. Thank you so muchfor calling in, Mom.Oh, goodbye. Okay.Okay, so...She knows who she... Yeah, a big fan.
52:40Do you find that when you're... Big fan.Yeah, do you find that when you're touring?Yes.Like, everything's weird. Like, when the statetoured last year, like, one timewe're playing some venues, and we played a venuein New York, it was kind of fun.And, like, the union guys
52:54that control the stage would come out.Like, they'd go and break it. Like,right at five to seven o'clock.So like at 10 minutes to five,one of the guys would come out and standon the stage looking at his watch,like in the middle of scenes with us.Yeah.
53:08And you'd be like, we know that we have to stop.And you're like, yeah, yeah, okay.Mm-hmm.Yeah.Just making sure you don't fuck around with us.Yeah, yeah.And then like, we feel that.Yeah.
53:17Yeah.We got, you know, to use the freight elevator.Yeah.Like you do your show and you're like,well, hey, fun.We made a lot of money.We just played these cool venues.Yeah.
53:25And then you get like the itemized thing back.And like, every time you use the freight elevator.elevator is $1,100.Wait, you guys made us use the freight elevator.I know, I know, I know.We had to use the freight elevator.And it was $1,100?Yeah.
53:39Who's, what sort of dong, ice dongs is this?Yeah, yeah, yeah.You wouldn't let us use any other elevator.People don't realize this too is, you know, they're like, you know, my agents havebeen pushing me to do, you're a theater act now, right?Well, yeah.Yeah, and now you realize, oh, I'm paying for the, the credit till.There's a lighting grid.
53:58There's a lighting grid.There's everybody.everything, right? And then your check backyou're like, oh, I made nothing. Youdid a little bit. Yeah,you make a little bit. You make a little bit, but it's like... But ifsomeone saw what they thought Bobby Lee was going to getto sell out to Chicago Theater,
54:11they would shit their pants. They would shit their pants.Then when you see the itemized,it's a little different. It's a little differentup there, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.Yeah, so... All right, we'll talk about some other shit.I hear you're promoting a movie.I am promoting a movie.There's a movie that I'm in.
54:26Okay, this is a movie. That's a movie I'm in with your friend. That's not themovie I'm promoting right now.Can we talk about this movie?The boy just spoke out of a lot.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Is this the movie you're promoting?Yes, yes.This is David Wayne and Ken Marino's movie.
54:39It's a beautiful little picture.Wow, wow.And it's called Gail Daughtry.Yes, and the celebrity sex pass.It's a great picture.You know, a lot of your friends would be.Yeah, yeah.Zoom in it.
54:47Let's zoom at that.Let's zoom it on the tech.That's me.Oh, look at the, see John Ham's chest?Yeah.She's the guy popping out of there?Yeah, John.Love John Ham.
54:55Who's that popping out of John Ham's chest?that's cuteThat's meOh there you are dudeYeahYou know I disappear in a characterSometimesYeah yeah
55:03I've worked with John HamVery nice manGreat guyAnd go up moreLet's see who's alsoAnd StaterySlaterySlatery I mean Slatery
55:12Slattery's directed meIn a bunch of stuffReally?He was a TV directorOh yeahSlatter is greatYeah he's a great directorReally good guy
55:19Yeah yeahI love him as a directorYou gotCamerino up thereFrom a comedy groupCalled the StateYepVery good comedy
55:26This, of course, directed by, and there's Latrullio from the state, but directed by, you know, Dave Wayne from the state.Yeah, and it's coming out when?July 10th.Yeah.An actual motion?It's an actual motion.What are you looking at your phone, kid?I'm on, I'm a guest on the show.
55:42I wanted to, and he's looking at his phone.I wanted to reference the number one star meter guy, but I couldn't remember what his name was.It's a good idea.It is, uh, which one?Which one?Alfred Molina.Alfred.Oh, Alfred Merle and Alfred Molina is in it.
55:54Oh, no, that's a different guy.That guy's name is Fred something.But I was going to make a joke about how you're probably using his start.But I couldn't remember who it was.I want to encourage you because you're doing good.You're taking shots.Look, look, look.I love, he's taking shots.
56:09If you were looking at him, I'm like, okay, I could look at him.No, no, no, no, look at.If you don't know, you don't know.Yeah.Well, but I was going to know.I know.He was a good boy.You're a good boy.
56:18Being a comic is just you boom, you have it.Well, and I was looking up chat, TBT, and I was waiting.And it was generating.Kids with a chat.It was generating.some funny thing for you to say.This is the real problem.This is the problem with these.
56:31We were waiting for chat GPD to help you saysomething funny. Do you chat GPDjokes? No, yeah. I'll be real.Be real. But I can't do jokes. Has it done a joke yet? No, I don't know.I mean, you could, it could genuinely.I don't know. No, chat is super corny.Yeah. No, it's never, butnot that I'm saying
56:49we're in a safe area from it because we're probably not.But for now, I've never,heard a generatedartificial intelligence jokethat made me laugh.Right. Even if you tell chat,like, hey, make it edgier, punch it up,it's still super corny.
57:08I don't know if it's learning, though.Is it not learning?But how can you learn that?Well, that's what's weird.Before I got rid of, I got rid of ChatGBT because it's scary.But before I got rid of it, I let it give me noteson things.Yes.
57:22So I had it give me notes on aa musical that I've written for the stateand I saidtell me what you think of thiswhich was really interestingfor a robot to say what they thought of somethingbecause itlike it goes one one thousand
57:41here's thoughts on the scriptand one of the things that said was it got to this onesongand it said in all capshilariousand I was likewhy would the robot think thatWas it hilarious?
57:55I think it is hilarious.Then why would you trust it?That's what was really, really eerie.Right.Because it got to a thing that I think most humans would say,oh, that's really funny.That part's really funny.Yeah, yeah.
58:08And the robot thought that too.Yes.But how?It's never heard anything really funny.Like, it doesn't think something funny.But I think things are being uploaded.That it just...Every single day.
58:20...convinces it.Yeah.I don't know, because if something is trying to survive,Maybe it does think it's funny.It is trying to survive.Yeah.It's definitely also trying to make me feel good.Yeah, it's trying to feel good.
58:31But it's also trying to survive.Oh, I've asked occasionally, before I, again, before I deleted it, I asked it to, like, tell me my own bio.And it will say, like, fucking journey man.Are you not a journey man?Well, no, I am.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Wow, what a legend of cult.Yes, you will work forever.
58:53But it definitely really gooses your boat a little bit.It definitely is like trying to be like.You're like Ian McKellen or whatever.You're Gandalf.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.You're going to work forever.Yeah.That'd be great though.
59:05Yeah.Do we have to work forever though?Yeah.Do you have an age?Do you have a stopping point?I have a stopping point.I have a stopping point.I do.
59:11What is it?I think 60.Fuck.Oh, you know how close I am to that?Really?How many years?I'll be 56 this year.Yeah, I'll be 55 this year.
59:19Yeah.Yeah.We're very close.60 and then what?And then what?So you're not going by if when I get this, you're going by age.Right.Which is weird.
59:28You're going by age.But I think that's what you have to go by.Because nobody will ever tell you it's enough to stop.Yeah.Like when will anyone ever say, great, you can stop.No one will say that ever.I just don't believe him.In the way we live now.
59:41I don't believe him just because he does have that disease.It's never enough.Can I make an argument though, please?All right.Should I get the notepad out?No, you don't need to.No, no.My argument is this.
59:52And I had a spiritual revelation.Not a spiritual revelation, but something that was like, oh, that was philosophical, all right?Which was, I was talked to my agent, right?And I go, yeah, I need to make this amount before I can retire.And he goes, you know, so interesting.10 years ago, you said this amount.Correct.Right?
01:00:13And you passed that amount a long time ago.And it changed.And you go, and I thought to myself, wow, that is interesting.Right? So it never ends.No, it never ends because you forget the original dream.You forget the dream.Yeah, yeah.And also shit cut the way.
01:00:28Well, I never made it.Yeah. I don't think I never made it.I don't think you ever will in your own mind.But nobody does who does stuff.What do it mean?I think you're right.I think everyone who likes to do the kinds of things we do,which is movies and comedy and writing stuff.
01:00:43Yeah.Feels like it's a struggle all the time.Yeah.Don't you think?Yes.I feel like, I mean, look, you have a beautiful houseYou have a people give you free cars.Like, you know, they're, they're funny.
01:00:56They're not the dream color.But they gave it to you.Like, objectively, you could just say like, oh man, he did it.Yeah.Crushed it, done.But from the inside, everyone, I think people, I think the real people that you're around,I think it's good that it always, you know,not that it's good that it always feels like a struggle.
01:01:17but never feels easy.Yeah, it always feels a little hard.But in my mind, I'm like,I got everything that I ever wanted.Correct.I did.I got everything I ever wanted.You know what I mean?
01:01:34I got a text from somebody the other daythat I want to name names.Somebody very cool.Someone pretty cool.You have cool fans.Yeah.And he sent me a really funny video.And I'm like, wow, I can't believe I know that guy.
01:01:44You know what I mean?Yeah.And then like, in my mind, I'm like,I think I have enough.I did everything that I thought that I, you know, I ever wanted to do.I've done films, TV, podcasting, animation.How many more theaters can you get banned from?Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:01:59Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.But then what, though?But then what?But then what?Also, we live longer.We live so much longer.Well, I have different hobbies now.Like, what?
01:02:10Well, I don't know if you have you seen my...Is one of them just real pretty girls?No, no, no, no, no.I have a girlfriend now.You always have a girlfriend.Yeah, yeah, but I have a very beautiful girlfriend now.As opposed to when?Yeah, exactly.
01:02:22Because you always, yeah.He's always had pretty good.Yes, I'm well aware.So I have a new, I have a new hobby.Now, if you look at my deck, you know, there's things laying out there.Let's talk about it.What do you got?What is the new hobby?
01:02:34Well, so this is my new hobby.Ron of Japan?A film by Curisawa?No.So I take brand new shirts and I try to make them look vintage.Bobby, this is not a new hobby.You were doing this with jeans when we made.I know.
01:02:46I know.This is a weird thing that you love to do.It's also not a hobby.It's also a business.You remember that?You remember that.But you also, again, this is all legally a side hustle.Yeah, yeah.
01:02:58Like, I have a model railroad.That's a hobby.Yes.I'm not using it to make, I'm not making that model railroad money.I'm just fucking model railrooting.Yeah, I'm not selling these.Oh, you're not?No.
01:03:08Okay.These are for myself.Okay.Yeah, yeah.And then I have other, like, Carlos and other friends of mine, they're like, yeah, we want youto do ours.So you are going to sell them.No, no.
01:03:17I'm going to give it them for free.It's going to be like a pyramid team.No, it's for free.To join Bobby's Club.My question is this.It's called Bobby's Club.Yeah.Okay.
01:03:23I think this, I just got this three days.I think it's pretty good.I think one can argue that a lot of this like chasing.Nothing on that.Like stand up.You get your daily dopamine hit.Like what's going to replace that?The bar keeps going to.
01:03:37Yeah.I fear that you're not going to get this daily hit of dopamine.And you are, you have that addict mentality a little bit.Like I hope it's just the t-shirts, but like could it.Yoga.Yoga is the best.You want to come with me?Yeah, yeah.
01:03:49I go almost every day, hot yoga.Oh, wow.You would love it.You don't even live in L.A. anymore.I do.We have a half and a half.We're mostly at Wisconsin.Yeah, but you're in a complex...
01:03:59I'm beginning.You're in a complex level.Yeah, but you would be like in a couple, like, in one weekend,you'd be like, you'd feel amazing.Okay, where is it?Are you in like an advanced yogi?I go to a hot yoga class basically every day.Wow.
01:04:12It's really fun.Okay, and what days do you do it?I do almost like Monday through Friday.Okay.Can you do it next week?My schedule is freer next week.I would totally go to yoga with you next week.Yeah, yeah.
01:04:21I'll do it next week.Yeah, okay.The first time you will feel like you're dying.Yeah, especially the hot yoga.Can you some salt?Yeah, you'll want to, I mean, I drink, when I do that,I bring in like two giant things of water like that big.Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:04:36And I'll put salt in it.And electrolytes.Yeah, yeah, electrical light.First time you feel kind of like you're dying.Even like basic poses in hot yoga, you feel like you're dying.You can't make fun of me, though.I would never make fun of you.Yeah, because if I don't.
01:04:47I know, but if I'm doing a thing and I can't do it.If you do that, I will make fun of it.We're never doing Ganesha, remember of optical.We're not doing this.That's so funny.I watch a lot of, uh, there's a lot of, like, ads on TV that always people are doing,like, yoga in.And it's always, they're, like, real dry and they're outside.
01:05:06Yeah.It's real casual.Yeah.And I've never seen that kind of yoga.Well, Downward Dog, you do that, right?Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.I mean, I know how to, I know the basics.Yeah.
01:05:16You would love it.Yeah.Yeah.Because it's, I'll be honest, it's kind of a high.Over the pandemic, he was doing it every day at home.You know, private classes would care of them.Yeah, I did.Kind of a little bit of a high because you get, like, you get out of your head a little bit.
01:05:28Because especially when it's hot, you're, you know, at a certain point, you're just like your heartbeat is kind of at its, the highest it goes.Can I take breaks?Yeah, yeah, of course.You have to.Well, can I have a conversation with the instructor?Nah, we're not doing that now.No, no, no, I just have to say I'm so, I'm like.Oh, before.
01:05:46Before.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Before I'm going to do.Yeah.I'll be in the back.They have paddles and stuff.Yeah, yeah.I'll be in the back.
01:05:52Yeah.Like, what if you die?What if this solves two problems?Which is you already did everything you wanted to do.You have enough money.Yeah.And then I kill you at yoga.In some ways.
01:06:02That'd be right.Look at that movie obsession.It costs less than a million dollars.It's going to make $100 million in the box office.I'm seeing it tomorrow.I can't wait.It's unbelievable.My son just showed me the sketches of that guy.
01:06:13Yeah.Which I'm a little late to the game of.He's got some fucking killer sketches.Killer sketches.Do you see his Uber driverGet me a coffee?Oh, my God.Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:06:21But when you watch that movie, you go,oh, you can do this.Yeah.Yeah.How much did this new movie cost that you're in?The Gail Daughtry movie with the Gail Dautryand everywhere in theaters June 10thfrom the makers of...
01:06:35Sorry, the Coke got me really good,because I apologize.From the makers of Wet Hot American Summer and other stuff.It's in the notes right here.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Did you see that movie?movie hard.Wet Hot American Summer, yeah.
01:06:49Wet Hot.That's a great picture.Yeah, that's a wayno and those guys, David Wayne.Were you in that movie?I am not in Wet Hot America and Summer.That was one of those movies where I was like, I wish I could have got it.Yeah, me too.Oh yeah, me too.
01:07:00Yeah, I'm not in that one at all.It's a legend.I'm in a couple of Wayne movies.I'm in the 10.You're in a Batman movie.I'm in the Dark Night Rise.Yes, that's right there is it.That was very, I was very lucky to be in that.
01:07:12We talked about that, but last time we were here.Yeah, we talked about it.Yeah.When you guys were still a thing.We were still in school.This is when I think...How does this work?It works okay?
01:07:20I think...Wait, I want to honor your whole big jugs thing because I had fake boobs at that time.This was before...Oh!Before I took them out.She had the big tits.Yes.You were right about that.
01:07:32I never used the word.I think tits is such a weird...Oh, it's our breasts.Breast, yeah, yeah, yeah.You said chesty.And I was very chesty.You had some great big bosoms.Yes.
01:07:42Yeah, yeah.And I'm not...Oh, we have a clip of it.Yeah.Oh, I love...Oh, this is when we were living in the apartment.Seven years ago.This is golden years.
01:07:51You guys lived in such a sketchy apartment.Yeah.Yeah, this is.Oh, you're the low hat.What's up with the low hat?You were, were you feeling?Are you Balania Trump there?Kala?
01:08:01What the fuck?You got the low hat.You were so, you're so hot.Bobby, you look younger now.I think I do.Yeah.You look better now.Yeah.
01:08:13You look the same now, but I can't see your.Were you doing yoga here?At this time?You look like a congressman.No, I don't think so.You look younger.Yeah.I look younger now.
01:08:22Yeah, yeah.I feel like you don't want to be therejust based on the...Oh, Bobby, I had a great time.We did some very funny bits.Yeah, yeah, yeah.This is up on Beachwood Drive.Yeah, this is on Beachwood, right?
01:08:32Yeah, when I live there, yeah.But so you guys broke up and still do this?Yeah, we're together for 10 years.It's very grown up.Yeah.It's really, it's really important.She has a baby now?I have a baby.
01:08:42My baby loves him all day.He's like, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby.Yeah, I love the baby.No, we're good. We vacationed together.We vacation together. Love his girlfriend.Well, don't make it weird.I saw your girlfriend last week on a FaceTime in the background,because remember we called you from the other movie that I'm in.
01:08:56You don't remember this? Arden called you.Oh, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.And I jokingly said, I bet there's going to be some, like...The Christmas movie that you're coming here.Yeah, yeah, that's the movie comes out in November.But I was like, right before we FaceTime you, I'm like,I bet there's some, like, hot girl lying around.And then literally, like, you picked up,
01:09:15You're like, hey. And I was like, hey, is there a hot girl line around?You panned over. And there was like somebody getting sun, which we don't do anymore.We don't? No. What do you? Where have you been?Wait, wait, wait. She was getting sun.She was out tanning in the bikini.Yeah, I was tanning as well.You don't, we don't do that. Why?I do.
01:09:31Let me get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me get Dr. Beckleberg. You know you're not supposed to.You will tan. It's the only, that's blood pressure. I'm Irish.I got bad blood pressure.How do we get our vitamin D then?Oh, from a, I don't know.Yeah, yeah.From raw milk.It's really sun tanning not good for you then.
01:09:48Well, no, you just have to read it.You've never heard this?No, I've never heard this.I guess Irish people get told this earlier.You've heard this, right?No.To never get sun.Okay, ready for this?
01:09:57He's a beach boy.Get ready, get ready, get ready.Can you put up Canadian truck driver sun damage?I mean, what?What kind of Google is that?Get ready.Canadian truck driver sun damage.Okay.
01:10:08There is a Canadian trucker whose left side of his face is at the window getting sun on it all the time?Yeah.Check it out.Okay.This is the sun on one side of your face and not the other.Okay.All right.That's why, though.
01:10:20It's for white people.Yeah.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Asians, we don't do this.But Asians, Koreans make, wait, whoa, blah, blah, blah.Yeah, whoa, no, no.Yeah.Yeah.
01:10:32I understand.Koreans, maybe you've heard of them.Yeah.Make the best sunscreens in the world.Yeah.And we cannot get them here because we're fucked.All of.Is that new company?
01:10:44All of Young.All of Young.We can get it?Yeah.There's a, okay, because it used to be illegal.There's a mile long line to get into the fucking place.I'm gonna call somebody.Yeah, yeah.
01:10:55Oh, you can get me front row?Olive Young.I'm gonna get you.Yeah.They're Korean?Chicago?Maybe you get me.Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:11:03Yeah, yeah.They're the largest Korean retailer for beauty stuff.And they have a Pasadena.They just over the weekend, yeah.But that's sun damage, guys.I know, but the sun damage creams for Koreans, I believe is because they want to stay white.Right.Yeah, I want to get tan.
01:11:19Right.It's not because of damage.Yeah, but you don't want to get sun on your face anyway.Yeah, she wants to stay white.I live by Korea tan.Yeah, start from there.Which are two things that are great.One is I get to see people, everybody dresses like the invisible man,
01:11:32the Korean ladies when they walk around my neighborhood.Yeah, sure.Nobody's going to get one.Literally, gloves, visor, mask, this, yes.There's nothing.Yes.You can't see anything.Sure, great bit.
01:11:43And then Koreans are so thrifty.If you need to buy a piano, go to K-Town.Why?That's where I got my piano.It's cheaper.Koreans are culturally thrifty.Oh.And they're not going to get ripped off on a piano.
01:11:56Oh, that's wow.So if you go to On's piano, I don't work for them.Go there.Okay, okay, good.Ons piano, you're going to get a good deal.Korea Town in general is a...Better deal.It's a lively town.
01:12:08But it's also you're not going to get ripped off.Yeah, do you spa?I don't.Yeah.I just feel weird about that.Yeah, I'd spa with you.Yeah, but then it's my weiner just outAnd is everybody talking about it?
01:12:18Well, the whites, you know, the whites put the shorts on.Yeah, I'm probably one of those ones.Yeah, yeah.Oh, really?You won't free ball it.Well, yeah.I don't know everybody yet.I know.
01:12:30I understand that.And this is weird.Like, you try to get a little bit of a boner so you just don't feel like.Yeah.Let's just talk through it.Let's talk through it.Let's talk through it.So the first time I go spot with you, I'm like,
01:12:41am I trying to get a little bit of a bonner?No.Just so it looks more fun when I'm hanging.out with Bobby. We do eye talk. And then I'm eyeeye contact. But then my nextthought is, why am I doing that? It's justregular guys. Yes. But I'mstill probably going to try to get a shower for you a little bit.
01:12:56I mean, you know, I mean,just because like... What I'm saying to you is, this iswhat I do when I'm in the scene room. You do a little shower.No, I tuck. Uh-huh.Cross my legs. Oh, you do asilence of the lambs. I, silenceof the lambs. You do a silence of the lambs.I'd fuck me.
01:13:11Yeah.I'd fuck me. Yeah, that's totallynormal. Yeah, yeah. I do that.And I'll have pleasant, I'll have my arms like this,I'll have pleasant conversation.You know what I mean?About Israel, whatever you want to talk about.You know what I mean?
01:13:22You're having a pleasant conversationabout Israel while your wienersshoved.Yeah.And you're in 105 degrees room.I straight at the Hormuz it.I shut it down.You're going to love you.
01:13:34You're going to love you.If you can sit on your own dick.Yeah, yeah.In a hot tub?Yeah.So I don't, you know, when I, I, I, I, I have brought friends toIan Edwards.I don't know if you know I am.
01:13:44IMDB Star Meter, let's goYeah, yeahI wonder if mine has gone up or downWe've been talking for a long timeI brought to this sponsorThere's a trendThere's a trendYeah, black guys
01:13:55Yeah, because you only bring in the brothersYeah, I bring the brothers thereAnd they get a little scaredGive everybody a thrillNo, I mean, it's cool to walk into a Korean spaWith a black guyYeah, yeah, yeahYou feel like
01:14:06Bobby LeeThey're gonna free ball it alwaysYeah, right?You're gonna be like, excuse me,and wear the shortsCorrect, yeah, yeah, I don't want that,It's embarrassing.It's fucking embarrassing.
01:14:15It's fucking embarrassing.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Yeah.I'm this guy, right?No!Also, if you're tucking your dick into your...Shouldn't you just put the shorts on at that point?If you're tucking it into your...
01:14:26I feel like you have gone a roundabout wayto just not have shorts out.I thought it was like...But you're literally sitting on your own day.I'm sorry.I'm sorry.That's a great question.Look, why are you tucking?
01:14:35Why are you tucking?I'm sorry.Okay, it's not as if I get naked and tuck immediatelyand walk to the fucking steamroom talk.Because that's what it sounds like.That's what it sounds like.That's what I'm...Exactly what it sounds.
01:14:47I know, but what I'm doing is I'm freeballing it, like a man, almost opened, armed.Here's what I'm going to do.I'm going to go the opposite way.I'm going to put the shorts on, and I'm going to sit in a way that definitely everything just falls out.Chicago theater.I'm totally okay to do a Chicago theater stuff.Just like, I definitely put shorts on.Yeah.
01:15:07But then...Yeah.So...Bikaboo.Yeah.But then when I sit...So I don't make people feel uncomfortable.I do the talk and then sit like them.
01:15:17I feel like there's a solid chance you make some of the old guys uncomfortable anyway.Just with your vibes.No, no, no, because Koreans, right, it's just a part of our culture.Right.So Korean men and we just free ball it.There's no, I mean, we don't rub one out to make it look bigger.We know the black guys have bigger ones.You know what I mean?
01:15:39Right.Right.So it's like, you know.Right.So if I'm sitting there trying to maintain a three-quarter.That would be weird.Don't come.No.
01:15:46Obviously I'm not going to come.I'm just going to maintain a photographable.Oh, I didn't mean coming that way.I'm just going to come with me.No, no, I'm just talking about keeping it camera ready.Right, right.Which is like, there's some effort to that.Ladies don't know about this.
01:16:01But, you know.Yeah, I did have a, I pitch a show to end.You know, you have good hair days.Yeah, yeah.I pitch a show about a Korean spa.Yeah.Yeah.And it, you know, they bought it.
01:16:13Did we get to see Dongs in it?No, it didn't.Well, it was a single camera show, and there was that conversation with two guys.Is it a Korean spot called C-Dongs?No, no, no.There was a tentative name, but.And it's not C-Dong.No, no, they didn't go to the pilot level.
01:16:31You ever were pitched, and then it didn't go to the pilot level?Literally, most of my life.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Yeah, it hurts.I would say the best of our career, this is the other thing about, when do you stop?Like at the, if you do like comedy, screenplays, TV writing, stuff like that, if you go one for eight or one for ten, you're the best in the world.Yeah.Yeah.
01:16:56And that's if you're going one for ten.One for ten.Yeah.You are among the best at this.In your career so far, how much of it feels like you're up here, like percentage-wise, and how much of it feels like you're in the trenches?It always feels like I'm in the trenches, I would say.I mean, there's been times where I'm like, oh, that was fun,or I got, I made some money from that or something like that.
01:17:16And do you think when it stops that you could feel,you could be up here a little longer?This is a scary thing of why we sometimes ask chat GPT to like,tell me what you think of my career.Like, but you're,I mean,this is very true.The roller coaster of it all is the hit.
01:17:31That's the addiction.It's just like being in a bad relationship with our toxic relationship of like,you know,the makeup sex when,you know,right after the big breakup or whatever.Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.The whole point of it is that's not the point of living life.
01:17:45Exactly.That's what I'm trying to do, let me just say what I'm going to say, okay?But, you know, I'm almost at that point where I'm like, okay, I'm good.And once I get that, I'm not going to be, though.Yeah, yeah, I will be.And I'll tell you.We've got to make them sign something.Because I'm going to move to Hawaii.
01:18:02No, none of this is happening.Yeah, yeah, it's going to happen.At 60, I'm going to move to Hawaii.And when I'm going to, let me finish.I'm no, I'm talking.And I keep saying no is how the bit works.Yeah.You're yes anding.
01:18:13In a reverse way.Correct.Yeah, okay.Good.So what I'm going to do is I'm going to go to Hawaii.No.I mean, you might.Yeah, I will.
01:18:23And then you're going to do some dates.And then you're going to do a worldwide tour.And then you're going to meet some other hot girl.So I'm going to go to Hawaii.And I'm going to, um...Do you believe this?So far, yeah.And you're going to like...
01:18:39I don't believe me so far.You're going to grow vegetables.and stuff.Oh, not just,you're going to belive off the...Right now, there's a lot,there's a lot of cats
01:18:47that need help, right?There's no real catsanctuaries on the island.There isn't, you know,that's true.I go feed them a lot.I know,and so I might want to create
01:18:55a cat sanctuarybecause I love cats, right?And we turn it into a TV show.I don't know.Now we're back to where we started.That's how he gets back in.You get you right back in.It's called Bobby Lee's
01:19:06Lahaina cat sanctuary.Yeah, yeah.I have a pitch for you from playing.I'm not done with my dream.Okay, sorry.Let me finish my fucking dream.But I have a Hawaii pitch for you.All right.
01:19:15You already did it.No, no, outside of the cats.Okay.All right.So let me just finish my dream, Tom.Okay?I'll be 60.I'll have some cats.
01:19:24You know what I mean?And I will start a new podcast by myself.Whoa.This is the Alex Jones vibe.Yeah, I'm going to go.You're just going to Alex Jones.Just scream at people.No, I know.
01:19:37I'm not going to scream.I want to say it.Because in this podcast.And get more and more sunburn.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.I say edit, edit, edit, edit, edit, right?I want to do a podcast where I don't edit.You're just, it's just you and your thoughts.
01:19:50And my thoughts, and I don't care if I get ad.I love that.I don't care if it's controversial or whatnot.I want to be, it'll be free.But Bobby, you are free.And the problem is that you are free now.And you worry so much.Yeah, because I...
01:20:05I know.You're already worrying about that I just said that.See, you were just so...I know.Yeah.Like you step off stage at the Chicago Theater.like, is everybody okay? I'm like, fuck everybody.You're Bobby Lee. I understand that.
01:20:15Stop apologize. I understand.But when I'm 60, I want to be really free.That's only three years from down.When does this come out? Yeah, yeah.It's going to be five years from now.Right. After gal daughtry and the celebrity sex pass on July.Yeah, yeah. Yeah, July. Yeah, July. Go watch the movie.Yeah. Yeah. So you got you Hawaii, your cats and a podcast, right?
01:20:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.And then what is your, you're?stopping point and what is the dream?What is your cats and Hawaii equivalent?It's weird because I alreadysort of do that, but Ialso, I think I know thatinherently, I probably
01:20:53won't ever stop untilsomebody makes me stop.God, you know. That's a trap. It's a problem.No, it's a terrible trap because it's like,but, you know, like,we've all gone to this place where you just don't feel,I don't know if it's just the consumerism of everythingor life is just like, but everybody's always
01:21:11Like, you know, it's also like weird being an actor and a writer and things because people are endlessly like, I haven't seen you in anything lately.And I'm like, oh my God, I have like five movies coming out.Yeah.But you might not see those either.And you obviously didn't see the last five I was in.So it's like it feels like there's this endless pressure of like.Well, that's the problem with the business now, Tom.Of being visible all the time.
01:21:32Yeah, yeah, because now it's like we're competing against so many other things.Correct.You know what I mean?And that's why I've done how many, I'm in the Green Day movie coming out?Hopefully people will watch it, you know.I'm in...That's a fun idea.What?
01:21:46It's the...Nimrods.Yeah.Is it the biopic of...No, no, no.It's, yeah.But they're in it.They wrote it.
01:21:53He's playing Billy Joel.No.It's a guilty joke.I would like to see that.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Yeah, so I'm in that movie.You know, my Hulu special comes out in November.So I am still doing things, right?
01:22:04But, you know, I do a lot of these kind of movies,and it's like, you know, I did a movie called Karate Ghost.Yeah, yeah.Yeah.I know.Okay.Coddy Ghost is a genius movie type.Was it not good?
01:22:17Because it actually sounds great.It's just, it was just, here's what the pitch was.I didn't really listen to the pitch.I understand.I go, who's in it?And they go, because I had done a movie with Jim Belushi.Sure, I know Jim.Right, so I love Jim.
01:22:30Yeah, nice guy.And Jim wants you to be in it.Yeah.So I go, okay, I'll do it.And Carot Ghost is the title came out in English.It came out called Chirotog.Yeah, yeah, it's called Karate Go.And what's its star meter?
01:22:40Yeah.Yeah, I'm not even in the star.I can't even believe I'm not even in the line up there.Yeah, you are.Yeah, let's go cast, go down.Nope, no, there we go.There we go, I'm fifth.Wait, that's pretty good.
01:22:53Sensai Blake.Is it by level of, it's by star meter?No, it's not.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.You got a Kekner's in that.Yeah, I can do it by star meter.Yeah, I have a question.Yeah.
01:23:03Rick, yeah, of course.Is the correct time to leave when you're on top or when you're on, when,that's a great question.For instance, Lennox Lewis, right?Right, boxer.Jordan.He quit right after his last title, right?That's such a great question.
01:23:17So when is, if we're going with 60,and what about 60 is?But what's top?Okay, that's another question.Because right now, right now, I would say,in theory, you're at the top.Like, this is the most you've ever made.Oh, but that's a great question.
01:23:30Is the top the most you've ever madeor is the top the best you feel?The most visible, okay.That never even comes up.Okay, two things.The most visible you've ever been.and the most money you've ever made.That would have been a while ago for me.
01:23:57Tom, Tom, Tom, you're rising.You're rising.I am rising.You're rising.You're rising.How sad that the fact that I'm rising on IMDBdoes get in my head a little bitand does feel good.
01:24:10It's like that's like, what?How could that fucking matter?I didn't even know there was a ranking, and I can't believe I'm 4,000, whatever, whatever.But again, a lot of the people ahead of you were dead.Take the win.Half of those folks are dead.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Fucking Gene Hackman.
01:24:26Dead.Oh, yeah, haunta.Yeah, haunta.No, his wife got it.He actually, yeah.Well, yeah.He didn't get the haunt.He's secondary.
01:24:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.Yeah.How did he get haunted?She got it from the road.I think.Nice.Yeah, it was the rat.It was probably an unkept house.
01:24:45Yeah.But he's a multi-millionaire.See, this is the thing.You know, like, this is like, when do you stop?Because you could be Gene Hackman.Legend.Legend.Made a fortune.
01:24:59Is beloved.Awards everything.And still the mice get you.You know what?Yeah, yeah, yeah.You did literally everything that everybody could do.Right.You were one of the coolest people that ever lived.
01:25:12Yeah.And the mice.Yeah.Oh my God.It's like nothing is worth it.It still ends with mice.Yeah.We're all going to die.
01:25:18Is nothing worth it?I don't need Chicago theater.Should we try?You do.We're going to make.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Or just do whatever because the answer is always mice.Yes.
01:25:27You're right.The mice are coming.You know what?Let me, can I just, I'm going to re-explain my future now.Yeah.Given new information.I just got new information.It's a podcast with no one.
01:25:39No, no.Well, if he has all the cats, he might not have mice.Yeah, yeah.The mice won't get you with the cats.Yeah, yeah.Cats have a lot of diseases that we'll talk to him.All right.Here's what I'm, here's, I'm just going to take it day by day, moment by moment.
01:25:54Sure.Right?Because things shift, right?We have no idea.I've had down, Tom.I feel like people in the comments are going to say that I was mean to your friend and I like him a lot now and we're just going to.No, no.This kid, this is the second time on this podcast.
01:26:08He got a huge...He just got a huge guest.You're a huge starand he's getting screen time.You need anything you come to me.Yeah, he works the door at the comedy store.You're a doorman at the comedy.Not anymore.
01:26:23Yeah. Yeah.I just got you fired.I said you were racist and I got you fired.To help you move up.You know what?You were fucking clinging to that job.You were clinging to the doorman joblike a baby.
01:26:38baby. Now you got to swim out to the deep end.Because also you have a terriblereputation now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lucascute, though. Is he not a cute kid? He's a cute kid.He's a cute kid and we like him.Yeah, we wouldn't, we wouldn'tscared about. If I didn't, I'm racist and I got fired for my job.I'm going to say that in a minute on social.
01:26:59Yeah, butwhat were you talking about? Sometimes we're just laughing about.Your new dream, your new dream. My new dream is justI feel like this will change in three months.minute. I mean, I know you.No, no, moment to moment.Okay.Right now it's good and I'm not going to make any decisions until I make it.
01:27:18Right.Because you never know what's going to happen.It's true.Yeah.I don't think you're great at like sitting and not doing anything.Are you?No.No, I don't think so.
01:27:34I'm trying to be mindful about not like, you know, I'm scrolling a lot.I haven't played a video game in six months.What?It's six months.Wow.A ghost of Yotai was the last one.I stopped playing video games and then I wrote 14 films that got made.So I don't want to tell video gamers out there what to do with their life.
01:27:54Yeah, yeah.But from the time I stopped, 14 got made.I've never pitched a show and it got to a pilot.Ever.So I'm zero for 20.Yeah, but that's about a number.That may you're also due then.Yeah.
01:28:08I'm not too.I think this is a show.Bobby's Cat House is a whole thing.We built this from...Bobby's Cat House.Bobby's little Cat House.Oh, in Hawaii.Yeah.
01:28:17Yeah.And really nothing happens.It's just like a big brother,just cameras following you in your cats.Yeah.And then the neighbors are like,he doesn't seem okay.Right.
01:28:28Would you play the night neighbor?I'm the neighbor.Girls and bikinis go inand only cats come out.That was weird.What's he up to him there?The hell is Bobby up to in there.I'm in a committed relationship.
01:28:41You always haven't as long.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.I've met so many hot girlfriends.Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm in a committed relationship.Oh.Why can't I have beautiful women?You do.I mean, I forgot things.
01:28:51Why are you a stop apologizing?You're a fat Asian guy?You're not a fat Asian guy.You're a short Asian.It's totally different.It's totally different.It is different.Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:29:04You're also a rich Asian.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.I would, you know, yeah.Rich is relative.Well, one day we'll do it.Have you done a coffee table book of all your ex-girlfriends?That'd be kind of cool for some of them.Well, here's the thing.
01:29:18I have relationships with all my ex-girlfriends still today.If I ran into any of them, it would be very...And we all have relationships with each other.That's good.I'm friends with his ex-Right.Yeah, so...It's a whole...
01:29:27The whole ecosystem.You made at the pharmacy.Yeah.And I have a...Get appointments and stuff.What?And I have regular boyfriend dick.What?
01:29:37You get boyfriend?No.the size.Oh, husband dick.I have husband dick.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Because anyone that's, I mean, I've talked about this.Everyone, anyone that sees me, they think that it's going to be really small, but it's not.
01:29:48I thought you said you had a boyfriend.I was like, oh, whoa.I don't think, Bobby, first of all, no one thinks you're going to have a small dick,because also we can sort of see the outline of your dick all the time.In almost all of your work.Yeah.Yeah.It's a good body of work.
01:30:01No, you're a good body of work.You get to see.From the way down, it's good.We get to see the shadow of your dog, at least.Yeah.Kind of a lot.Yeah.You know?
01:30:08some pals.Yeah.Oh, all right.Anyway, Tom,yeah.What, do you have fun today?I don't know.What do you mean?
01:30:18I don't know.I'm just thinking about when whatever's ever enough, you know?I know.I feel like this was...I'm getting always have fun.And I hope I know that I'm...Yeah.Yeah.
01:30:26We got to do bits.It's fun to have bits.Yeah, I understand.No, but you're a funny guy.Yeah, yeah.He's a sweet funny kid.Thank you.He's actually a rising...
01:30:35Gail God.Yeah, rising pretty fast.Nine...900,000,928,000.You'll be going to be one more thingthat's going to jump really, really high.Yeah, yeah.
01:30:45Yeah. You're really a castable kid.Thank you. I'm open to being castable kid.How old are you right now?25.Say 19.Yeah, yeah, yeah.I can't believe you're 19.I'm not.
01:30:56You're just working the door.Yeah, yeah, yeah.And you grew up in a car.Yeah.Yeah.Just keep saying cool stuff like that.Yeah, yeah.You were like, you know, he grew up in a car.
01:31:05Yeah.Don't sayPalisadesNo, no, no, no, no.Not from the Palisades.Alhambra.No, no, no, no, no.Bakersfield.
01:31:16I thinka corn.I think the answer is a car.Orphanage?Orphanage is good.Yeah, okay.He has education.The driveway of the orphanage
01:31:25now is in the car parked out.Perfect.I like it a lot.I like that a lot.People love the storyof somebody who used to live in a car.We changed her name.Didn't Jewel used to live in a car?
01:31:33Yeah, yeah.Luca.We love something.How about Luca?Oh, we like Luke is a nice boy.Yeah, he live in a car.He came from a car.Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:31:43And then he worked at the door.Binko?Binko.We liked that.It actually was really fun.Yeah, that's a good show.Luka Binko.Yeah, yeah.
01:31:50That's your new name, dude.It's a little...19 orphan.Mm-hmm.Right.Yeah.He's a 19-year-old orphan.Yeah.
01:31:57From a famous car.Yeah.From a famous car.Yeah.Yeah.What do you think of the new Ferrari EV?I've never been a car guyOkay
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