Toni and Ryan - Reddit Relationship Hacks

Episode Date: February 22, 2026

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relationship hacks that are either genius or psycho. I don't argue when my partner's being annoying. I just start... I do like that. Hi, I'm Lorraine from Sacramento, California. Hey, this is Zach in Las Vegas, Nevada. Hi, I'm Kate from Sydney, Australia, and I approve this podcast. Wasa!

Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. This is Dr. Author, Best selling Dr. Author, Dr. Orthor, Tony Lodge. My name is Ryan. Thank you so much for being here. It is a safe place. Safe space. Where you can relax and be your silly self. Coming up, relationship hacks that are either genius or psycho.

Great. And some, but probably both. But I need to put a disclaimer at the top. I've had a late night and I'm a bit rattled and scattered this morning. Oh. And I think the best example was Tony got here just before I did. She thought it would be funny to flash me in the driveway. and I went to flash my lights at her

and I turned my windscreen wipers on. Oh. So. And it was so embarrassing. That's sort of where I'm at today. And it's like, oh, new car. No.

This is my wife. We've had it for 10 years this car. I know what side it's on. And because Ryan is like driving down the driveway. I didn't see that. Like all I could see was him flat and also I'm fucking balined up. So I could just see you flashing your lights and it wasn't who you got closer that I saw that your wind screen was wet.

And I was like, And I was like, oh, do you hit the old thing? And you went, yeah. Yeah. So just to set the expectations for today. Do you know what is comedy, though, like physical comedy? Is the like guiding you in to a place that you come all the time? Like, oh, yeah, just in hearing you like, bitch, I know my fucking parking spot is.

My grandpa used to sit in the front seat when I was driving. And like, if I'm driving to my own house, you're like, just this next left? Well, we've all been in the car with. someone like that. Yeah, I know actually there. It's fine. He goes, yeah, I know, I know. And then just this right up here. Yeah. Yeah. It's just this left. Or, you know, if you've got Google Maps going, so you're like, oh, someone else is already telling me. And then they go, oh, it's just the right up here. I'm like, oh, yeah, I'm like hearing the map tell me that. Like, I'm actually, I'm onto it. So then if you just take this next one. Like, that's really great. Because

I'm doing it. Like, just let me do it. And also, if I miss a turn, it's actually, it's fine. Like, We recalculate and it's all good. How did you feel? So you mean Charles are in a car last night together and the map goes, go this way and we're like, I don't think, like we kind of override the editorial. I do that a lot on the Google Maps. You're a mad woman. Yeah, I don't, I don't often follow it.

Or if I said it, it's normally for the time rather than the suggestions they offer. Yeah. Or if they ask me to turn right at a busy road with no light, it's like, I'll just turn left until I get there. figure it out. For those playing along... Eventually I will turn up. For those playing along in Melbourne,

Google Maps asked me to turn right onto High Street North Dakota, and Google Maps can go fuck itself. Get completely fucked. And it was... Genius or psycho. It was like 545 PM. So... I'm surprised we made it in today.

Yeah, I can't believe we're not still there with our blinker on, well, the blinker's probably not on, but I was just doing the... You're doing it. That's comedy, that's good. All right. People have been submitting their relationship hacks. Yeah. And I've just looked at these and I'm like...

So is this Tarpus? No, they've been anonymously submitted into like some Reddit areas and stuff. But I was looking through them. I was like, you know when someone's like in movies where there's like a psychopath killer? Like... Psycho killer. But, like, they're crazy smart to obviously work out the logistics of the cycle. And so I think some of these are like...

Now how we just watched like all those Jake Gyllenhaal movies? Yeah. Who's the genius writing those geniuses? Do you know what? Like you've got to be a bit of that to write a character like that, don't you feel? So true. I haven't written a book. You have?

Yeah, but I wrote about myself. Psycho. So... I compliment my part. on traits I want him to have, but doesn't have yet. Oh, God. He kind of takes the compliment, believes it, and then it sort of like encourages him to do it. Eventually, he does have that trait.

It's like magic. Gaslighty as fuck, but magic. Is it gas lighting or is it positive reinforcement? The question we've all been asking ourselves. The question on everyone's lips this year. this summer. But like, because don't they say that with,

you know, like with kids or with dogs or whatever, that it's like if your kid does something really nice, you go, wow, that's so kind. You're such a kind person. They go,

oh, I like that feeling that that's given me. You know, I think that's okay. So, you know how one of my things is like, I give you the answers to the quiz in advance? Yeah.

I reckon if you complimented me on doing the dishes, in the office, I would be more likely to do them. But when you do them, we all go, fuck yeah, nice one. But then the other day when you did some and you were a bit of a seer at me. Yeah.

But what's your question? I think I just like that. I want to be gasslet. I want to be gasslet. So you want me to do the dishes and say you did a good job? No, but like, so you want me to stand there and do them and go,

oh, Ryan, would do so much better than this. Your way of telling me to do the dishes was you doing them going, oh, I'm glad someone's fucking done them. I'm just doing the dishes. I don't mind. In fairness, we all do that. Yeah, yeah.

And so I'm actually putting my hand up saying gaslight me. Okay, so what we should all take away from this is that when we do a task, we should compliment Ryan on having done it. That's even better. Oh, my God. You're doing so well at having this little drink. You're so good at... You're so enjoying that yummy drink.

You say you're so good at so much. You know what? Yeah, I do want to improve. I will do that later. Charles, fucking hell. Do you want to go home, mate? Are you okay?

He's never wanted to be anywhere less. No, Charles, you're doing a great job. You're doing a great job, sweetie. It's all right. It's all right. Oh, it is all right. You know what? It's all right.

Ryan's doing a mate. amazing at having Charles here today. Oh, this is very on point what we're talking about. I tell my partner, the dishes need doing and you need doing, but I have only the energy to do one of them. Oh, so it's like if you want to have sex, then you have to do the dishes. The dishes need doing and you need doing. I'm only doing one of them.

The kitchen's usually pretty clean pretty quickly. I reckon get a dishwasher and have sex twice. Dr. Tony Lodges for like you to advise. Genius or Psycho, we forgot to lock those in. Oh, sorry. I reckon I think genius for that one because it's like, well, this is teamwork. Yeah.

Yeah. Like, I think that's like, look, we've got to do the dishes, but like we really want to have sex. Like, why don't you do that? I'll go get, you know. Yeah. I'll jump in the shower and I'm in there or whatever. Like, that's quite cute.

Genius. I think that's nice. When I... Is that what I should do here? That you just made to him. And so do I. Okay. I'll meet you in there.

I'll be the one on the beach towel. Ryan did so great at buying bath towels when he bought the beach house. I did. Thank you. Guess what's coming tomorrow? Bath towels, hopefully. Oh. I don't argue when my partner's being annoying.

I just start booing him like a disappointed crowd. It works disturbingly well. Oh, so I might be home a bit. Boo! Oh, can you do the dishes? Boo! I like that one. I like that one as well,

because I think it keeps it light. Yeah, this one's similar. Whenever we start to bicker, we both put on party hats. It's physically impossible to stay serious and mad when you're both wearing party hats. Yeah, no, I do like that. I do like that. Tots and I also have a pause.

Like if we're in the middle of a like a barney, a little bicker, because we don't really fight a lot. And I would say as well that in the last couple of years, both being like, you know, finding our rhythm a bit better and like finding things we enjoy and whatever. So we're actually fine a lot less, which is why we had to get a cleaner. Yeah, you clean when you're angry. We used to always clean when we were in a fight and then we stopped fighting. so we had to get a cleaner.

Fucking first world problems. Maybe it was the chicken or the egg. Maybe getting a cleaner would have meant there were less fights. Maybe. But when, if we're having like a couple of words, if we're allowed to do a pause and go like, should we order dinner now? Because by the time this is over,

the food will probably get here. And it's like, look, I'm just thinking about future us. Because if right now we just keep, you know, where then it's going to be late, we're not going to have any dinner. You know, and I think it's actually good because we both know at the end of all of this, we're going to be sweet. We both know the outcome. I think by the end of this, we're both going to be fed.

And then the fight's going to be over anyway. Well, whilst I love the energy of that, and it makes sense to me. Yeah. I think in the heat of the moment, you then needing to decide on what to order is like a slivery slope. You go, hey, we're in a bit of a bad mood. let's just stop and get food. What are you on? I tell him you fucking would.

But like, or it's like, well, I just don't think that you were really listening. Pause. Should we order dinner? And then he'll go, yeah. And then we'll go, yeah, all right. We've got El Janner on the way. And then I'll go, look, at the end of the day, we both know that we love each other. We're on the same team.

I would have just felt it. I think the pause, though, gives you like a moment of like distance. And then you go, look, I think it's fine. I think what you're really saying. done. Just give me some chicken. El Janna will save your relationship. You heard it fucking here first.

Obviously, we sit in these chairs every day, but as I said that, I've never felt more like a psychologist or a relationship counselor. Because I'm sitting here in the armchairs and it's like, mm, mm. Brene Brown would have, would approve of that advice, I feel. El Janna. Yes. Yeah. Yeah.

She loves it. And the chicken. Yeah. She's a good bitch, Brené Brown. Yeah. I like her. Do you reckon that's her official title? Good bitch.

Yeah. I'll ask her. That's her next book. How to be a good bitch. We have a stuffed toy elephant and if someone hasn't done a chore we put the stuffed toy elephant next to whatever it needs to be done because it is therefore the elephant in the room. I think that's sweet. Yeah. And then so the person's like typed out like, let me act out how I think they've sort of written a room.

Love it. Where are they from? I think they're from England They're from No I think they're from They're from Reddit Which is just near my place

Actually They're from England All right So I can fuck me Okay I feel like it takes away From the genius Of their writing

But I will Give it the most cockney Ryan is so good at accent I did say I wanted to be gaslit Which is probably gaslighting myself You did say you want to be gas-lit.

When does the gas-lighting end and the support begin? Yeah. We'll never know. Yeah. Why is that elephant next to the... Oh. Amazing. Why is the rubbish there and someone...

Oh. Who killed the bloody king? That's not cockney at all. Michael Kane. He's not cockney. Is the one who sent this in. Who put the bloody Who put the bloody elephant next to the rubbish

Who has done that? That wasn't bad, I don't think. My name is Michael Cain. Miss O'Wain. Mr. Wayne. Put on your pie here and let's sort us out. Miss O'Wain. Mr. Wayne, there's an elephant in the bloody room.

This is Michael Kane inviting you to our hens to Tony's Hens party, which is on sale tomorrow, by the way. Miss O'ane, we bloody love her if you came to the Hange party. Did he get a list for one word here? I don't know, I don't know. I don't think like that. Michael Kaine got real saliva for one word there. And so will you.

You would love to come and see the hen. That was all right. Miss Hain. I'm Lorraine from Sacramento, California. Hi, I'm Kate from Sydney, Australia. Hey, this is Zach in fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada. and you're all listening to Tony Ryan. Oh, Michael Cain's had to head off,

so we'll tell you that you do the details about the ends party in a second. But just before that, I've got a few shoutouts to our championtops over our bedroom. You'll get two shoutouts today. Tony will do one and Michael Cain will do the other. I am ready. Lisa B? Fuck, no. No.

Oh, he's gone again. Lisa B. That's good. Keshe. Keshe. Daven Hanley. I once had tea with Daven Hanley. Oh.

That was great. That was very good. Thank you, Mitchell. Loz. Naomi? Naomi. That's good, I think. Gingerbread?

I used to have gingerbread with my grandma up on the farm when I was a kid. Oh. Laura Casconi? No. Sarah B. She would. Sarah Winton? Sarah Winton.

Misha Wayne. Sarah Witten is a good bitch. Alexandra. Alexander. And Becker. Is it a Rebecca or Rebecca? It's a Becker. Even Becker.

Do you think that Brene Brown and Michael Kane are friends? Mr. Wayne. You need to work on your empathy. leadership styles and I recommend Dare to Lead by Bruneau Brown. That's amazing. Thank you. That's very, very good.

Questions about the hens party? Oh, fine, Michael. Next week, he's just gone, Michael Kane. See you later, Missa Lodge. He's calling me Mr Lodge? Mishishish Lodge. That's good. Mrs Lodge, you need to get out of the house.

Yes. I don't like what you're doing out there, Missed Wayne. That was amazing. You've got to be careful out there, Mr. Wade. For me, it's talking like, a bit nasal. Yeah. Yeah.

But we are having a hands party. I'm getting married. So Ryan is my mate of honour. Yep. And he's throwing me a hands party and everyone's invited. Yep. Now, depending on when you listen to the pod, but we are 24 hours away from tickets going on sale.

Please go to the website, which is Charles. Tony's hensparty. HOTUK. All the details are there. And so everybody that buys a ticket is a bridesmaid. Yep. Now, someone actually asked, are they like,

oh, I'm a man. Is a man allowed to be a bridesmaid? Fuck yeah. Excuse me, sir. Everyone is fucking welcome. I'm a bridesmaid. Anyone in that room is a bridesmaid.

We're going to be looking hot as fuck. Yeah. The she's the he's, the days, we're all a bridesmaid. Everyone is a bride's bitch. A brides bitch. That is not the official.

title for legal reasons, but like, you can bring that energy with you to the function. Without saying what it is, did you see on Danny's computer screen her proposed costume for me? I did. What did you think of that? I could not believe that they used you in the photos on the website, first of all. That is true. I didn't realize how Jack guy was. Well, they Photoshopped some of your abs out because there was only six on there, and I'm certain there's more.

Yeah. And whoever they took a photo of was doing a better job at filling out the bottom half as well. Wow. Wow. So we are selling tickets in 24 hours. Great time zone chat, by the way. Thank you. We have had a couple of little questions.

One of them was like, oh, I'm not really a partier. So I don't think this is the event for me. It's like a sit down theater show. Yeah. So it's not a party as in like a, it's not a disco or a dance or anything. No. So it is, you know, it's a ticketed event. So you'll buy your ticket, you have your own seat.

And also in terms of accessibility, you can go to the Trux. You can go to Truxie website and they will, like they've got all of their accessibility information. But when you buy tickets, there are specific accessible seats and you can get a companion ticket for free and things like that. So if you've got any worries about that at all, you can contact Truxie or when you go to buy tickets, it'll have like an option on the thing. I know the statement like everyone's welcome is almost, I wouldn't want to say like a three. rollaway comment, but like, you know, it gets lobbed onto a bunch of things. Yeah. This literally is everyone's welcome.

If you want to really get amongst that you can, if you just want to sit and enjoy, watch the show, all great. Absolutely. A lot of people are going to be having a great time. Tarpers meeting each other. It's going to be a really fun night. And thank you to all of the people who have got in my DM saying, I know a party trick. I can sing a song.

Yeah. We don't know how the show is going to roll out just yet, but I do know that there's going to be a lot of fun randoms up and I appreciate all the office. There's a lot of people we could call on if we needed to, yeah. I forgot his name, but that guy who messaged I told you about last night, he, um, he goes, oh, I know it might be hard to organise. I've played the guitar a few times and I could probably learn a little bit more if you needed some help.

So at the very least, you're going to see Michael from North London. Yeah. Playing the guitar. Michael Cain. Um, but. This one is called Michelle Wayne. This one is called Mrs. Taublerone.

Um, but. So everyone's welcome. Very truly. And if you do have any other questions in, yeah, in terms of accessibility or asking about the venue, Truxie Amazing. Yeah, website's really helpful. So there can help you out. There has been another question that surprisingly I have actually seen pop up at least three times. People saying like, I'll probably be 35, 36 weeks pregnant on the day of the event.

How many, like multiple people? I have seen at least three. Like, I'm not even fucking you. So it's obviously, what is it? What was 30s? Yeah, what was nine months before that? May. Brisbane Lions won the April, April, May, June, July, August.

Okay, so it was a big August for the good folks in London now. But people have said like, oh, you know, I'll probably be a bit too pregnant to come. I don't know. I would like to say that I am a doctor. So if a baby was born at the event, like I've got some birth and hands. And obviously you'll have a doctor. Obviously, we hope the birth goes well. But think about the PR for the show.

This is the thing. If you cared about us, you would give birth at the show. I'll be 36 weeks. I'm not going to be upset about you stealing my thunder. I'm going to be stoked that I birth your child in the aisles of Troxy Theater, London. Tickets of our. Do you want some wicket keeping? Oh, Bonnie will be there.

My cousin can deliver it. She's a nurse. A midwife. This is her specialty. And what I would also like to say is that it wouldn't go straight to name the baby after me because I birthed it at my hen's night. Yep. So, you know, or just all good options. For the, how many weeks did they say some of them were?

One of them was like 35 weeks pregnant. And what is full gestation of a child? Oh. So for me, 35. I'm like, try harder. Yeah. I reckon. You're right.

You're crowning. at that point, aren't you? We are not going to do this show unless someone is 39 weeks plus. How far away is the show? Could I get cracking now? No, it's too late. Yeah. That's a shame.

And you have to fly there, which is, because you know how airlines are pussies? Well, we were talking about this. That's over 30, but to come to our show, minimum, 39 weeks. You can only come if you're in your third trimester. No, okay. How about this? hands party and next year we'll do like live in New York a group push party. Yes.

Everyone with a due date on the same day. We'll all meet up at Madison Square Garden. We've just got heaps of inflatable pools. Yep. And we go for the world record of the most water births in one place. I love it. Let's not do it at Madison Square Garden. Meet everyone at the Narc.

No, let's do it at that underground weird pool that we went. The Russian baths. The Russian baths. Which was in, um. 88 Wall Street or whatever it's called. Yeah. Yes. They go there on Real House House of New York,

if you're wondering what the place we're talking about is. Oh, they go there in Tony and Ryan. They also go there on Justin Bieber. Yeah. They go there on Justin Bieber. He went there, sorry, is how normal people would say that. I reckon that pool's seen a few births. I reckon that pool's seen a few deaths.

I think it's seen the whole circle of life. Oh, I think that sauna has seen a few conceptions. Conceiving. Fuck. No, no, no. That hasn't seen conceptions. Contraception. No.

No, he hasn't not seen contraception. sure. But it did you actually get us. We was talking about this in the office. Has anyone, Ryan hadn't heard of this. And I want you to comment on the episode thread today or on YouTube or whatever. Where are you watching? No, no, no, no. It's actually, no, but you hadn't heard of this. But the golden ticket thing of an airline that if you give birth on a plane, that you are like, you know, golden ticket holder to that airline for life. The kid or the parent? I don't know. It's just like this old wife. tale or this old like rumor because you aren't supposed to fly that like it obviously would

mean that like yeah you should you had like a special exception because you had to get somewhere or because you know you've gone into early labor or something but has anyone else heard of that because charles had heard of it but no one else in the office had I swear it's a thing Charles is the king of status credits and points like how many points to get for a baby you know well then yeah are you doubling your points because you technically got two people like is that a I just, I just googled it and on a Reddit thread it said, I think most modern airlines would be more likely to charge the baby's parents for an infant

ticket once it's born. So true. Or like, how long are you a baby on a lap for those? Isn't that up to two? Up to two, yeah. But maybe like, freshie is all good.

But would a baby be like carry on? Yeah. You know, they put it on a little scale at the front. And they go, well, you got two pieces already. Yeah. So that's a mean an extra $47,000.

Yeah. Back in 2024. there's this news article that a woman gave birth on a flight and then the airline gave 90 free flights to them 90! Wait, well, year 2024. Yeah, 2024. That's recent. Is that a strange number? 90, 10 for each month she was pregnant. So true. Maths. Knowledge. You heard of it? Are we ready to hot take? Yeah, we are. Okay. Is Charles ready to hot take? Yeah, well, I've got my headband and he's going to go get my match stick. Okay.

There were a lot of references last week. So every Monday I do a hot take. This is a new headband. There were a few, thank you very much, Charlina. There were a few references last week that I looked like Hades from Hercules, but the red version. I actually take that as a huge compliment. Thank you so much. Yeah.

With the blue flame, but I'm the red flame. Yeah. And I kind of, obviously, horse racing, but I look like I'm off to the races. You know how they would wear like a fancy headband, fascinator feet? I kind of look like I'm off to the races. You are after the races. Yeah, I'm off to race your opinions and combat social norm. Is Callie Holiday performing there?

Yeah, he's really happy about it. So I've got a hot take. Please. Ladies and gentlemen, hot take to me. I think that Melbourne. should introduce the left turn on a red light. You've been scorched. Massive.

Huge. Where have you been that's done that? L.A. has it? Yep. Darwin has it? Really? Yeah, in the Northern Territory. No, no, no.

Or do they have it? Or do people just do it? Yeah, it's like legal in the state of the Northern Territory. Yep. If you... State of the Northern Territory? No. It's a territory. In the territory of the Northern Territory.

that you can turn in the northern territory in the northern territory yeah what's the inflection that feels strange anyway in the entee turn left on a red lie and i think we should introduce that here i think that there would be more harmony in the melbourne greater city and region why don't we have it i don't know maybe we can't be trusted and what's the reasoning behind having it and not having. Would your, say if you were designing roads knowing it was going to be a turn left at all times. Yep. Would that?

What would you change? That's what I mean. Like, do you have to? And you go, oh, no, we don't have that here. So cool. Then that's, I'm sure there's engineers and nerds that would be like, there's reasons for it. I wonder what it is. But don't you think that would be good?

Yeah. So when I lived in Cooching in Malaysia, yeah. I don't think they like had road rules. Yeah. And I said something about the speed limit and they're like, oh, the traffic. dictates. Like, you just go with, yeah. Interesting.

And that was mayhem, but it sort of works when everyone's in. But people are always pulling out. Like, for the two years. It's everyone being in. Yeah. But for I reckon two years after, like, people would drive up to what is a stop in Australia and I'd be like, oh, because they're going to? Well, because there they would just go in Malaysia and it's your job to kind of miss them.

Yeah. So it took me a few years to like unlearn that. That's so crazy. Yeah. But that wasn't just like. left slip. That was just like whatever you feel like at any time, Doug. But I think that when everyone's on the same vibe, it works.

Same. Because it's the same like when we were in Jakarta and when you get like in Bali. I've never driven in Bali or in Jakarta, but I've been in the car, obviously. You've fallen out of a taxi in Jakarta. Fell out of a taxi. He did a very good job on that. So how do you feel when it's like you can green light for straight ahead? Yep.

But red light for an arrow. Yep. to turn right and there's nothing coming and you just go. Well, no, because a red light. Cool. You can only do that if there's no light. Yeah, but if nothing else is coming. No, it's a red light.

Well, this is where, so when Asia, it was like more of like a recommendation. Yeah, but that, not here. No. But like, you know, like red light cameras also. Yeah. Like, you wouldn't like, nah, but if it's a red light, like I just will wait. And it's like normally also because of pedestrian crossing or whatever. So there's something.

going on. Yep, yep. But I think that at a red light being able to turn left if there's nothing coming or if it's pedestrians on the other side. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe it's the pedestrian thing because, you know, slip, because that's. Yeah.

But then that's, you use your judgment, eh? Yeah, but that's the thing. Not everyone can. So are you, I reckon you'd be quite confident yourself doing it. Yeah, because I'm not a fucking idiot. Wow, this is where I'm getting at. You're a fucking idiot. Can you be trusted?

Do you trust the other people on the road to be turning left anytime? I actually trust the people on the roads less than Dr. Evil from Oswald. I was like, who's the worst person I can think of that is charged? Are you unscourching now that you've thought of it from their point of view? Should I? Unscourge. Yeah, maybe you do need the blue one. Do you know what?

Can I tell you the very specific intersection that I feel like needs it? Turning left at the BP on Bell Street where the Mac is on the other. right hand side. Okay, this whole time I've been talking about this. That is the exact intersection. I've been thinking of my mind and facing the same way. Fuck off it was. With the BP on the left.

The BP on the left. You just want to turn. Yeah. That is the. I'm not. I'm not. Because last night we drove down there last night and I was like, oh, how had you fucking turn left there.

Yeah. Because you get stuck here for ages. How many intersections in this world? Like at least seven. And we picked the same one. It was like when we talked about the car washes, we were thinking of the same car wash. And they were both involving BPs.

What's going on in the BPs? How are they incepting us? BP, Big petrol. Charles, what does it stand for? It probably does stand for that. It stands for British Petroleum. Petroleum.

Big petrol. I mean, I don't want to say I've blown that wide. open butt. Oh my God. What a great day. This is a great day. That is insane that we were thinking of the same intersection. Where are we at though on the turn,

on the red turn left? Charles doesn't like it. No, I'm all four. Charles loves it. Charles. We're driving in the US in Canada, just turning right.

It was just so nice. Is it the whole US? I only specifically remember it in LA. I think so. That's all. Yeah. Anyway, anyway,

we've been. Yeah. Well, it had a car. Well, when we drove from Atlanta to Chicago, we covered a fair few states there. I was in the fucking full throwback. I was in the back of the minibus. Yeah.

Yeah. The four-seater car. I'll sit in the boot. You'll love this. This is from Helen Wagget. Oh, I love Helen. We chat all the time. Is this about her diving with sharks?

Yes. Yeah. 100% wet for life after my experience. at deep sea world near Edinburgh in Scotland. Fuck yeah. I totally pushed myself out of my comfort zone because swimming with the, first of all,

swimming in the depths is scary enough. There was fish, stingrays and three meter sharks. I was absolutely terrified, but I did it feeling so proud of myself. My family were there to support me, which made my day. Helen, we all love to see that good on you.

I love to see that so much. That's fucking brave. Can I add another you love to see it? Yes. Is just stingrays in general. rule. Oh. Except for that one.

Oh, well, we don't talk about that. Yeah. At the Melbourne Zoo, I was there on the weekend. The Stingray like comes up this way and like smiles at you at the on the glass. Yeah. And like, Mabel was like this far away. Just like, oh, he's smiling. I'm like, yeah, he likes you.

And they're like that. Just like the cutest little things, except for that one. Except for that one. Yeah. Do you remember the other that one? Maybe there's two that like Franco when we were at the beach with Franco. Oh, he stood on it. And yeah, he tried to hop out of the way.

and then it zoomed under his feet and he stood on it and like got like not the barb in his foot or anything but like slipped on it and fell in the ocean. It'd be terrifying to stand on because they'd be so slimy. Well they're slippery yet but also because of that one. Because of that one. You don't like that one's given them all a bad name. I believe so. But also fucking fair flog like fuck you.

Yeah. You little. Yeah. I've got to your love to see it because we like to end the show on a high. That's why we're going to stop talking about that one sting right. on a really nice positive note. Yeah. This is from Mark Pereira, and he started the fucking blog.

Fuck yeah. So we introduced this concept to the show because it's like, just get it started, get going. We fucking love to say it. Yep. Mark Pereira started like cooking sourdough, like making bread. Yep. And it's turned into a business. So he runs the ultimate millennial dream.

Oh, my God. If I was cooking bread every day, God. Why aren't you cooking bread every day? Why aren't I? cooking bread every day. Sorry, I'll get stuck with those lights up Bell straight, turning left. Let's do bread timber. It's like September. Step timber, but we don't have to walk much. Yeah, we just eat heaps of bread. Fuck yeah. It's the opposite of step timber. About like wanting to cook heaps of bread because I really enjoy the process, but then you've got

heaps of bread that you either have to eat or give away. Give away. Oh, no, I had to eat all this bread. There's a fresh delicious sourdough on my kitchen bench. What am I going to do with that? Oh, it's absolutely delicious. I said I'll take some. You can have some? Wait, you can't have bread? No, yes, you can. Okay, oh, it's nuts.

And butter. And butter. He's bread. He can only nuttle exit. He nutted all over that bread. Yeah, he knudded all over my buns. I just want to remind you that you're currently on the internet. Yeah.

Mark Pereira runs the Union sourdough company. Pereira? He makes bread in Union, New Jersey. Union New Jersey. Lots of like nice and early mornings, yes, but the bread, delicious, healthy, fermented. People keep buying it, so I guess I did something right, he says. The Instagram is at the Union SowdoCo and UnionSaldo.com is the website. So you can order it.

Can you get the website up for me, Charlena, UnionSaldo.com. This bread looks like it could cure depression. The menu available for this bread fucking shop. So look at this. Oh my God. Saladoh pizza dough. Simmeran squirrel. Sourdough cinnamon buns.

Rustic olive and Italian bread. Oh, sourdough pizza dough? Fuck yeah. Oh, I wish I'd already said that. Yeah, but now I've seen the picture. They see like the little charred bits. Looks so good, eh? sourdough bagels

like you can buy starter it just looks so fucking yum what a legend and I just thought it looked like genuinely really fucking good so if you're in the area maybe do yourself in favour and do an order and if you're not in the area why aren't we

let's move there instead of me cooking bread every day I could keep doing this and he could do that we could just bite from Mark everyone stick to your strengths you know although salos not not your strength, you know what I mean? Oh, she's so fucking tough.

You love to see that. You can't give me a compliment and then fucking hang shit on me for taking it. She's really good at reminding me of that. You can turn right on a red light in New Jersey as well. In all 50 states. We're talking about left though. Well, but it's opposite. Yeah, it's the other side of the road.

So you know that whole other time when we were talking about it before and you get and you like. So do I mean left or right? No, you mean left. Because you said right, which is definitely illegal here. Only if you get caught. No, it's fine. No, it's not fine. You mean left, but for them it's right.

Yeah, like the close turn. Yeah. Do the close turn on a red light. Yeah, and what time zone would that be in? All right, we're out of here. We're back tomorrow, though. Tickets on sale tomorrow. Charles and I shared a bunch of

tips last week as well. So if you missed it on Thursday, we shared our best tips to get tickets. Should people? And I hope that they go a lot better forever on and move to front of good. Hillary Doff tickets, which I tried for several times, did not get tickets at all. I didn't take any of Charles december. Do you want a code? I've used every code that exists.

And they don't. Because I get on there and there's 70,000 people waiting. Yeah. And then believe it or not, it goes, allocation exhausted. I'm exhausted. Call me allocation. Because I'm fucking exhausted Tomorrow on the show

We've got a confession And These are confessions This one Where does If something's actually a bit fucked But it's also a bit funny Like where do we

We're gonna have to draw a line here Okay Because this is pretty funny But it's pretty fucked I think that we're allowed to say What it is We didn't do it No

But if Do you know what I mean But if we appreciate the comedy Are we like a, not a co-conspirator, but like a... Okay, that's conspiracy adjacent. But like a, you know, we're supporting it. Oh.

But it's funny. If you have to ask, like... This could tear us apart. Doom doong, doong, do... Find out tomorrow. Love you. It's something a teacher does. Oh, God.

All right, love you. Bye. Bye.