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explode. You can't find me a jury of my peers. My peers get out of it. What's kind of consensual? It's where it's very hard for your attorney. Say hi to Eli. He's racially ambiguous. Brandon, his hair is fucking fabulous. A dark joke disposition.

And there's a fat electrician welcome to unsubscribe well we can just start it right ready three two one oh he's in the eye oh gosh this has been a minute a second hi everyone welcome to the unsubscribe podcast i'm joined today by eli double tap nick pet electrician brandon herrera myself donald operator thank you so much for being here and before you fucking ask we didn't coordinate shirts so please stop let me see your phones this is a picture of cody in a mirror you guys are wearing matching shirts yeah god even now you've been around us since 11 a.m dude i've been drunk since seven so uh tyler running in him today like tyler just when he came up today

he's like i'm gonna be honest i just I just now found out Cody and Brandon are different people. We weren't on that podcast. No. I was like, oh, that's hilarious. Holy shit. Speaking of SHOT Show. I think we did that in the SHOT Show episode where that guy was convinced. He came up to you convinced that you were me.

Yeah. He gave me a challenge coin. It's like, Brandon, thank you for so much. I was just like, yeah. Turned around, sees you. Oh, fuck. So the best one we did talk about, you weren't there, but when they thought you were Brandon Herrera.

Oh, you don't know about this story. No. What happened? At the USCCA thing. When you were there? What's up? He was there, right? Oh, God, yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't know about this story that happened to you.

Oh, no, I was there for that. Yeah, I agree. I'm fucking, I'm so tired, dude. Yeah, where they thought I was Brandon Herrera for the whole time. The lady? Yeah. That went up to you? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

My son loves you. He's a huge fan of AKs. Keep doing what you're doing in Texas. That's the thing. I was like, hmm in iowa that was one of that was the first time i think that will and probably last time that will happen me and brandon a lot of physical characteristics yeah yeah i mean if you count the ink i mean you're kind of brown that's fair how y'all doing nick welcome back we've been chaotic this is when

was the last time you were in texas uh it's months it's been months range day probably probably yeah range day was the last time i was in texas because then it was the tour and then uh vegas for a shot show and now i'm here yo speaking of range day our boy matt he's peacing out. I know. Thankfully, we'll have a close-out episode with him Monday. We'll film that.

That'd be a good one. Crazy. 15 years. How long did he do it for? Forever. Since, I don't know, 2007, technically. It was pre-Google-owning YouTube. I know that. I'm fucking proud of our boy, though. The way he's going out, he's like, man,

I've made my millions. I just want to watch my kids grow up. That's just such a good attitude, man. He's living the dream. For most of the internet, they respect him. More content, like some of the comments. It's like, whoa, whoa! I took out a pretty big loan to buy into

bunker branding but like the whole like i'm dead serious like the whole the whole reassuring thing to me was like the like the second or third time i ever talked to matt i was like hey man i'm in town uh can we come talk about this and he's like he's killing me i fly out i fly in friday night i fly out monday morning at like 6 a.m you want to get together and he's like he's killing me i fly out i fly in friday night i fly out monday morning at like 6 a.m you want to get together and he's like i'm really sorry man i can't weekends are for my family and i was like i respect it i like that so no it was awesome my my first story or the first time i ever came out to bernie to go hang out with uh with matt i remember it was uh it was right after he fully like and he'll

he said this to me like in the beginning he's like i totally ripped your ar guys versus ak guys that he did with you eli and he's like he texted me he's like hey i got this number from a friend hopefully this isn't awkward i totally stole your video and meanwhile i was like a nobody youtuber i was like that's so fucking cool devil ran stole my video and uh he was like yeah do you want to come out and like we'll do like another variation or whatever i'm like yeah dude like just let me know and i'll i'll be there and after we filmed like normally like i i had already met you at this point and like a bunch of other shit like i i figured like oh we go out like you know have a couple drinks or whatever we went to uh i think it was like sibolo creek brewing oh yeah

bernie which like now i know but back then it was like oh crazy we did trivia night and he had two beers over like three hours he's like whoa shouldn't be driving home like like just complete family man like opposite end of the spectrum of the dichotomy of youtubers he's we did we did a celebratory shot when i became a part owner of bunker and it was can i get a ball like can you do fireball i'll survive i'll make it i'll survive his fascination with fireball will never not be funny to me. Is Carriker a college chick? I think so. He's the hottest college chick.

The most wholesome gun YouTuber, for sure. He's such a good dude. He was like the first time cursing. Like, I think we had the first curse we ever said on the internet. Yeah. Frick. Frick. Yeah, he said frick.

Like, oh my god. Then he started ranting about Jews. That was really uncomfortable. Way to cut that segment. He's like, not when I'm retiring! He can't defend himself, so we need to control his narrative now. We get to make up our own mat more. Stop it!

Let me tell you guys why he's retiring. Monday, when he shows up for his retirement on sub episode we should just have a burger king crown therefore did did you want to wear this for no reason in particular wait wait why don't you want those people on this plane that that what or who who oh my god he's gonna kill us we love character dude he's such a he's like him and uh kentucky ballistic scott oh scott they're probably like two of the most wholesome people i've ever met scott i don't cuss when i'm on the phone i'm so like heck yeah man like i catch myself being a better version of myself talking to him and then it goes away the second i hang up that phone i was like oh that was difficult he'll be talking about somebody he's actively like fucking beefing with

and he'll just be like man he's just god god that guy's just so silly yeah he's so stinking oh i'm angry huh what and he looks like he could club you to death with his hands yeah he bench presses like 500 pounds. He's a humongous human being. Have you seen his dad? The genetics? Yes, and his brother. They both came out for tiny guns.

All three of them were like, hi, I'm Nick. Hi, I'm Nick. They're not even that tall. They're just fucking wide. Dude, his dad is like 60 and looks like a 30 year old bodybuilder yeah that weighs like 280 pounds at 5 10 only time he's ever hit me up first was like hey nick this might be weird but when you come out and we do a video together would you would you mind saying hi to a kid from my church he's a really big fan of yours so i was like sure man no problem just

he's such a good dude i love even demo he's missed the on the podcast he had to leave we got him too drunk i think for softball practice he was doing something for the kid who's like i have to call out i am not gonna be able to do soccer coaching or whatever it was it was one of the episodes we got him shit wrecked he does have a good time with us yeah he's always understood like the work-life balance side of things and i think i think that's where this is coming from which is like honestly really good for him man a lot of people been i mean even your guys like how long you've been in the game you two like nick's still a fresh whip a snapper just i hungry i started my current channel in 2014 yeah yeah i'm

like 2017 yeah i've been doing it for a minute now buddy somebody found my high school youtube channel the other day so i had to go through and private all the videos what was on it there was like a couple of my jiu-jitsu. Today we're talking about Mexican. It's like, whoa. Whoa. Today we're going to talk about wooden doors. Oh, shit, Nick. Goddamn.

No, it was just like, it was a bunch of like jiu-jitsu tournaments and shit that I'd competed in. I had all the footage up and then like a couple of skits I filmed when I was in high school for like videography class. And somebody emailed me the links they were just like goofy like uh like super super knockoff version of whitest kids you know vibe and uh they just emailed me the links like hey bro i found this i was like private all those videos reply fuck you we did private everything there was one pretty good video where one of my friends in high school dressed up like a banana and i dressed up like a gorilla and it was just me chasing him through stores and shit in town tackling him in aisle seven what year was this it was like 2010 yeah i don't think anything will ever beat finding your Nickelodeon ads.

Yeah. You know what? No one's found my original YouTube channel. Did you see that your Wikipedia page was updated by that, by the way? Oh, Jesus. Did you do it? No, I didn't do it, but it was posted on the unsub subreddit. You have a Wikipedia?

He has a Wikipedia page, and the introduction section was updated that he first found his fame in doing advertisements for Nickelodeon Digital Blue and they linked the videos on YouTube on his Instagram page. Somebody posted the subreddit and they're like, y'all are autistic. What the fuck does a guy have to do to get

a Wikipedia page at this point? My god. Do you not have one? I don't. Nick, do you have one? I don't. How do we make one? Jake't nick do you have one i don't how do we make one jake what is the how do you make i you've already done it they're gonna they're gonna be up by the time this episode's over i promise is it brain or rare yo you have a wikitubia i have a wikitubia oh my god actually no i did i did see that the other day because i was applying for press credentials for the white house i've they asked if i had a Wikipedia and I looked for it and like,

I don't, but I'd link that instead. I have a, I D I am referenced on several historical findings on Wikipedia. However, Oh, high points of my career. Yeah. Me and Pew view are linked on a Carlos Hathcocks Wikipedia page for that

proving that you can in fact shoot through a scope. And we, I'm'm also i think last time i checked i was linked on sergeant reckless's wikipedia page because i was technically the one that pointed out that sergeant reckless the marine horse was in fact the first ever gender reveal party thrown by the marine corps god people are i love all of you they're also terrifying if we fuck up in any way possible you just you are now listed under the wikipedia for gender reveal i'll take it okay what happens i have i i'm a tv personality donut it's like rocket jump, so that is old IMDB. Old IMDB.

Cody is... Dude, you have a full-ass Wikipedia, dog. Cody's got a full Wikipedia page. Hey. Cody Gara, also known as Donut Operator, is racist. That's it. Yeah. It's just one sentence.

All right. While we're here here let me talk about minorities for a minute wow they cited every time that you said a slur on twitter Cody's start to media was in 2002 in a commercial notably the digital blue digital

movie creator commercial straight up is that actual Wikipedia? That is actual Wikipedia. Oh my God, yes it is. That is the first thing it says about our boy. Mine is Brandon Herrera, YouTuber, with a very suspicious

my heart goes out to you looking photo. And then people also search for Cody Garrett and Tony Gonzalez. Now I'm actually wondering, Cody, you're worth, these are my favorites. Like you're worth 3 million. Oh, no, you're 2 million. A former SWAT team member and police officer who has a net worth of 2 million. Doll hairs.

Doll hairs. What metric are we, which, which we which which which website are we using that one's a that's a resourceful one famousbirthdays.com so uh that deep diving that information social blade super accurate all over the fucking social blade says i'm worth like 30 million it's like god damn dude nick fatian. You don't have anything yet, Nick? Nope. What's your net worth? I don't know.

I'm not keeping track. Well, they are. Pretend. Allegedly. Allegedly. These are my favorite things. Dang, that was your average retention? What?

Is that? What? Oh, your average length. I thought that was your retention. I was like no how the fuck they got that this is riveting content i know like we i'm so tired i'm like trying to wake up right now we did cooking yesterday we got what tyler's episode you're filming your witch gun tomorrow so tomorrow we're gonna be doing a

video with i think we're doing the this is like a Google-able thing, which is my favorite part. I got my hands on one of the AK slash PPSH-41 hybrids. Where somebody made an AK it's functionally, it is an AK-47

but it's got the front shroud of a PPSH and is like the most cursed shit ever. I like it the most cursed shit ever I like it Nick likes it, I think that's a terrible take I think it's cool as fuck that's a gun where if you're like what if World War II lasted five more years

that's the gun that the Germans would be running around with, I think it looks neat oh shit tell me that's not neat it looks cooler than a regular okay how hot does that shroud get probably not at all oh really i would assume that's definitely like german and russian had a thing together well they're both russian but it was called they are it's called the ribbon oh yeah yeah the fuck i forgot yeah oh that actually looks sick with the drum.

I hadn't seen that. See, told you. I hate that I like that. Yeah. But it's just a weird-looking fucking gun. This was like a meme. This was like a cursed gun. It's been on the internet for 20 years. And I just so happened to see one on Gun Broker.

And I was like, mine. There was like 20 ever made did you get a good deal it wasn't bad because i don't think anybody fucking wants it i'm like i'm retarded enough to want that and then we finally i agreed not to paint if brandon makes me a gun not to paint it finally and then i'll get a seat i won't paint it no i'm like i'm over the painting phase. I have all my pink guns I need and my Call of Duty guns.

I think they're maxed out. So now it's like, I want Brandon to design his autistic level of detail gun. There's been like a podcast cold war where I've given everyone on the podcast a gun, but Eli's like, you know, I'm just going to make it pink in anime.

And I'm like, no. Stalemate. Oh, did you see the thing I... Dude, that was... Your Christmas present finally showed up. What is it? His Christmas present finally showed up the other day

to the podcast house. The hand of the god. Oh, that's cool. It's like the berserk, the hand that comes up yeah with the bailiff yeah that's where griffith was born spoiler alert oh he's a good guy spoiler alert he's a good guy he's a great person he's cool am i right dude i said i was like what the fuck this is dope as shit and then you got the mask from... We're going to hang on that.

Alex the Terrible sent me one of the masks from Slaughter to Bevel. It's got the Bizarre symbol on it. The brand on it. We got some cool friends. Oh, and then I hung up Young Billiam's things real quick.

Can I use your medals? You pinned it with NAMS Yeah I was like what do we have extra of NAMS, Brandon has so many NAMS It became a meme Because you know that's your Medal that you won I got one NAM Billiam has two

Brandon has fucking nine NAMS now Navy Achievement Medal Billiam dude Look at this little dick Brandon has fucking nine NAMs now. Navy Achievement Medal. Billion, dude. Look at this little dick. Also, we'll get a shadow box for it. Make it all nice. Our friend Cody Garrett flipping off a literal infant. He didn't earn them goddamn NAMs.

Jesus Christ. These are always fun episodes, though like we just like do the boys we don't have to worry about a fucking you know a guest dynamic or anything we just catch up with our friends it's been who we're talking with the other day about um being in war at the age of nine was that what you guys no that was on kind of consensual that dude that was bro tell thanks uh uh so we were we were bullshitting on Kind of Consensual and the youngest What's Kind of Consensual? It's the exclusive

It works very hard for your attorney. Well, you remember two nights ago? No, that's the exclusive podcast for Pepperbox for me, Eli, Angry Cops, and Habitual Linecrosser. But I forget what we were talking about but we ended up talking about uh being young in war and i brought up general clem

general clem was literally a drummer boy in the civil war that took shrapnel and then a confederate officer demanded that he surrendered so he killed him at the age of 12. And he was, he was an NCO by the time he was 13, right? It was, yeah, it was like,

he was, he was an NCO. The surrender thing who killed him? What do what? The drummer boy at the age of 12 killed a Confederate officer that demanded that he surrendered. So he became an ncl and then he stayed in the military until 1915 and retired as like a three-star general which to be fair in the american military good time to retire but imagine like at 18 you're 18 and you're joining this

eight this 12 year old's like eddie you're like what the fuck do you imagine like boys line up getting suited up for like world war one and like bro general clem was a drummer boy in the civil war he was he was an nco at nine and it's like you're joining at 18 it's like bro had nine years in the military and confirmed kills already. Jesus Christ. He took shrapnel, right? He took shrapnel as a drummer boy and killed a Confederate officer. Yeah.

Nine and 12. Or as heck, my boy. John, listen up. I was like, man, my kids have no excuse. General Clem you're all worried about your Roblox this fucking kid's getting it

I don't know fuck hardship fuck these kids and then meanwhile fucking Eddie Gallagher gets in trouble for you know a 17 year old

with an AK-47 as a child I mean that Cody did a good story on that one that was you I saw Eddie at SHOT Show yeah yeah gotta say hey to him chill with him for a couple minutes and yeah yeah good guy good guy that's one of the first times I seen how like media can spin shit and a if you know what you're looking at you automatically it's like oh he's just lower enlisted that doesn't like what they were they hated their leader and a couple of them just like oh let's get him back you just read the paperwork

it's like we messed with his optics every day i would have known like if you're a sniper at his level when you go out to shoot your weapon or train, you're like, huh, that's weird. Every time I'm shooting it, it's not zeroed. Yeah, if I remember correctly, he was one of the first Navy people to pass Marine Corps sniper school. So if someone fucks with your optic in a theater, and he had been doing it for years you're probably gonna see that someone with your optic i also really cannot imagine the thought process of this guy is my overwatch let me make him worse at killing the guys who were shooting at me dude that's a that's a whole thing man scoring privates they get very i mean enlisted that e4 e5 i think was what they

were at but it was two and then the the biggest thing was uh jag with the trojan that they sent that's the fucking wild thing yeah that's how it got you know that they got dismissed because they're legal not any team the navy's team yeah the fucking the jag dudes or whatever they are the uh to quote pete hegseth the jag offs yeah the jag offs would you like to explain what that is i don't think i need to to be honest with you i think the men and women watching know what they know what that means yeah dude they put a fucking to quote the secretary of defense god i love this timeline. I don't think I need to.

Well, it's like one of the big things that, because I did a video about Eddie Gallagher back in the day and was talking about like the main way for the Jagoffs to get medals or to go forward with promotions is to get prosecutions. And so they were like working really hard to prosecute him whether it was right or wrong yeah this is to a point they did not give a fuck right they were like we are prosecuting this dude no matter what and then yeah they put the trojan horse in the emails and they actively

were trying to spy on his defense. Like on his defense prosecutors and things like that. They see it. They go and they're like, what the fuck is this? This is a Trojan sent through. They sent a Trojan to spy on us to see what we're doing for our defense. Which is a type of virus. A Trojan virus.

You're tracking everything. It's illegal or shit. For court proceedings. Yeah, so they get that and they're like, what the fuck? What do they call that? Fruit of the poison tree? Yeah, fruit of the poisonous tree. So it's like, if there's one wrong thing

in the beginning of a prosecution, none of the other shit matters. It's admissible. So yeah, they walked in. They found the Trojan. They're like, yo, what the fuck is this? And they're like, wait, this is from that team.

Please say Trojan horse because when you say they found a Trojan, it really just sounds like a condom. Oh, they found his condoms. A virus. A spyware on an email attached, and they kept it just attached. So when they went in, they're they're like hey they're spying on us like what the fuck is this true

uh we'll drop everything no one got in trouble though that's the crazy thing like no one that entire prosecution team did not get in trouble this is my issue with like the current legal system and like prosecutors in general.

Prosecutors have way too much power as far as just like, I want to go after you or I don't. You know what I mean? You could get away with probably pretty blatant murder in Florida in a self-defense shooting just because that's how the prosecutors in Florida interpret it versus like California you could have a hundred percent justified self-defense shooting and they're coming after you for murder just because that's how the prosecutor feels about it you're about to get me on my soapbox

I think that's insane let's go Cody's pumping no okay I just saw Cody do the Henry Cavill arm ring let's go I want to hear it Daniel Penny yeah

fucking New York you had a guy who was threatening old women and other people on the train he put him in a chokehold the guy just happened

to fucking die and then he was drugged through the fucking dirt for months cause homeboy was saying like somebody on this train is gonna fucking die

yeah he was like somebody's gonna fucking, somebody's going to fucking die. Somebody's going to. Oh my God, he could read the future. He could read the future. If that happened in Texas, like any prosecutor in Texas, hopefully any prosecutor except for some in Austin,

they probably would have been like, yeah, okay, yeah. He was completely taking care of the women and the children and the people on that train but in new york if choke some dude out who's threatening poor people like like young poor people like old people and no he gets put in fucking prison the next day baby yeah he dropped them it worked out it worked out like i've brought this up before but like i'm so close to minnesota like it's an issue because like you go to minnesota so much and they don't recognize a concealed carry permit and they have super strict gun laws and like in minnesota

there was a court case i was following where a woman was at home alone with her kids and she heard something in her garage so she grabbed her gun went out to her garage to investigate and it was a burglar that then attacked her and she shot him and killed him good prosecuted for murder because it was a detached garage oh fuck

yeah she didn't have the legal she had a duty to retreat and she shouldn't have went out there and got no that was some place dipshit some dipshit attorney that was just like oh well by technicality what i mean well are you not looking at the fact that a woman was defending her but like house and family that's my whole thing is like i almost don't think that plea deals should be a thing because plea deals are literally just like oh i'm an attorney with a 98 conviction rate blah blah

blah and if i let somebody off with a plea deal that ruins their life even though i know they're innocent i'm gonna get them to plead guilty and lose gun rights and have to be on probation instead then i get to maintain my fucking record or whatever cody's about to explode i want to hear an angry old man episode i like it yeah the other subway thing that just happened, man. You had these five dudes. Daniel Penny Part 2. Yeah, well, you had these five dudes. He's back on the subway.

He's questioning stuff. He went back down and choked somebody else out and killed them. It's like, huh? There was a subway as a New York, of course, a New York City fucking subway again. And you had these five guys. They went and they stole. A homeless man fell asleep. And they went and they stole his bag. So he wakes up. he hits one of them he just like slashed him across the mouth

and so they beat the fuck out of him and he falls down and then they go to their car with his bags and he goes back to retrieve his bags and they start punching him in the back of the head and so he stat he pulls out a knife and he stabs two of them kills one of them and they fucking they arrested him and like everything was fine they're like yeah this is total self defense but his attorney you remember that attorney on that video i showed you the attorney said it's a garden variety robbery and he turned it into a murder the prosecutor oh god yeah well the attorney or the attorney of one of the guys that robbed him right right he was like this was just a garden variety robbery why did he have to hurt

someone like like the the sheer fact that someone has to say garden variety robbery that is so fucking escalated it to that next level he was just going to take us back and leave versus the idea. And a lot of people, I know California, they have that duty to retreats. Yeah. That is the most cool. A handful of states still have that.

Some states and not in others. But the duty of retreat, it is, and you get to see it. Even with castle doctrine. I got to run. I got to get out. Even I have a gun, they're breaking in. My job is to get my family out.

Run away. I want them. Yeah. I don't necessarily think that that's true for your, your domicile. No. Cause I think that's the hard part. So no,

it depends on what state has a problem right now. Castle doctrine, your traditional castle doctrine. If you are in your residence where you sleep, you can defend yourself. But some like California, I don't think recognizes castle doctrine to that degree and california has a duty to retreat so you literally have to be backed into

a corner with no reasonable exits before you're allowed to fire because i know that there's there's certain other states too where it's like even though they recognize castle doctrine if you're in public let's say you get into an altercation in public and somebody pulls out a knife you have a duty to try to get out of the situation legally speaking before you're allowed to shoot the person which is insane and like like i said it depends on what it depends on what state you're in which is fucked up dude appropriate like i i feel like if someone steals a candy bar from me i should be able to kill you i mean well i'm sorry that's mine my the thing for it drives me crazy when people make that argument they're like oh so you're saying that uh somebody's life

is less valuable than your stuff i'm like yes no it's not what i said i am what i said was the minute you're willing to take my stuff the life of someone who's willing to steal my shit is worth less than my stuff. Yeah, exactly. Makes perfect sense. You made that decision, not me. Yeah, you killed yourself. The minute you tried to break into my shit. You made that decision.

Appropriate force in self-defense is the one California has weird. They get tied up a lot of times. It's like, well, you didn't... You had a gun. They had a knife. That was... You used more... That's the dumbest thing on the planet. Sorry, I'm better at it.

You want to know the... Knives are fucking terrifying. You want to know... Knives are fucking terrifying. That small video where the guy gets it in the fucking throat and you just... Well, that... Yeah, I've only done, I don't know,'t know 1022 videos on this yeah a knife is dangerous you get a poke like you were talking the mall video the dude just went boop and guy was dead

in 30 seconds the guy was dead the moment that knife left is okay you can't stop it like you're screwed you want to know the hardest marketing campaign of all time was Samuel Colt when he came up with the revolver the Colt's marketing campaign after Colt came up with the revolver so like this is like the first time that it became practical to stray away from muskets you know what I mean so the market was the Colt Patterson I believe it was like 1841 or some shit like Really early. Their marketing slogan when the revolver came out was God created man. Samuel Colt made them equal. And it's the hardest

marketing campaign of all time. That makes me think of... That's awesome. What's the last samurai? Remember Tom Cruise, the first of it? I think that was what he was marketing then. The repeating rifle. Oh yeah.

The repeating rifle. I haven't seen that in a while, man. Wasn't he like a little bighorn survivor or something like that? Yeah, he went through a lot. Which I didn't realize until recently. That Red Dead video I did we had one of the

Springfield Trapdoors. I had the same ejector malfunction or extractor malfunction like it broke the gun and everybody in the comment was like that's what lost little bighorn it's straight up the same malfunction they're like yep no no that's not your reproduction that just happens right dude that that day was that was probably supposed to be like two hours of film an hour and then all the old guns were having every fucking issue. Brandon would go to do something, he'd be like,

and it's not working again. C-96 don't fucking work. The trapdoor don't fucking work. Have you guys seen American Primeval? No. Dude, it's a new... It's not a series. It is a series, but it's over.

It was a one-and-done, six-episode thing, kind of like how HBO new it's like it's not a series it's like well it is like a series but like it's over it was like a one and done six episode thing like kind of like how hbo does it but netflix did it and it was american primeval about the west and westward expansion and like i've talked about this a little bit before where it's like one religion doesn't really get their own state unless they did some sketchy shit during westward expansion. Talking about Utah in particular. Which state could that be? The Melon Jews.

The entire series is about like a big caravan of pilgrims moving west and they get attacked by the Mormon church dressed up as Native Americans on horseback and then the army trying to prove that the mormons did it while also like dealing with potentially the native americans

doing it so like there's like three entities like the native americans are trying to prove the mormons did the army is just trying to figure out what the fuck is going on it's a really good series but the mormon church is pissed about it because they kind of like they told what happened right well that like they like slandered i forget his name but he's like the second prophet of the mormon religion bring him young um perhaps i don't know but they like kind of slandered his name and the mormon church is like well i mean it's kind of accurate but we apologize for that also that guy was pretty cool they're really pissed off about it but it's kind of accurate but we apologize for that also that guy was pretty cool they're really pissed off about it but it's a really good series yeah i know i saw a comment on pepperbox that got

pissed at us for for saying mountain jews i was like dude you know i first of all i find that phrase hilarious second of all the person i learned that phrase from is a mountain is a jew yeah in the presence of a mormon yeah and i thought it was the funniest shit in the world like how can you get fucking mad at that like what you think it's funny it's really not i'm like i don't think you can tell me what's funny he couldn't have said that it's like well he was allowed to say i've been reading dude that is hilarious reading that story of like all that because i filmed that video and i know everything i was like oh did you really yeah yeah that was i i watched all that do we want to give a little background for the background is uh what was the article it was there was a

lawsuit yeah a lawsuit lawsuit against black rifle specifically saying it was one of my favorite things i've ever read because you had the hardest fucking YouTube video title in the history of YouTube. I remember opening up YouTube and having to pull over. I was laughing so hard because I couldn't believe you did that. I called him and he didn't pick up, so I sent it anyway. It was a gun meme review called Evan Haford doesn't want your butthole and it was just about like the black rifle lawsuit because some guy was going after him they ended up making up like everything was fine but like they're homies now yeah which like i mean good but like people were like oh can you believe all this shit happened and reading like i'm

reading this about my friends like about evan and matt best and shit like that and like the only thing going through my head the entire time i'm reading is this all happened every line of this is true i can see it happening and i'm like i'm just thinking of it in my head like that total that happened all of this does that not sound like us just bantering in the room nobody means anything by it that's just like if you pulled anything we said out of context never happened to me before uh if you pull anything we say out of context it sounds terrible but you're just bantering with the guys dude that's why i'm reading that lawsuit i was like oh i filmed that video

that's not what happened huh we forced him to strip i don't remember any of that part they were very excited to be in this video. It was Hot Dog Party 2 was the title of that video. I remember shooting that dumbass commercial. Not helping your case. And we did it. This is the

small office. This is before it went to the big office. This is a tiny little office. Ah, yes. The cult classic hot dog party two after no one can forget hot dog party one which needed a sequel uh this time it's personal i remember filming that it's just everyone's in the bathroom shirtless and no pants they have underwears and they're working out and that's when i open the door i remember that video yeah and then i closed it i people just really don't

understand like the military leo whatever like that sense of humor is just so different dude yeah dude that was reading a lawsuit, that was not how that... Okay, well. I'm going party too. Not on Joseph Smith's plates. Dude, if you're laughing, you're not crying. That's how we all deal with shit. Also a lot of really gay humor. Just a smidge.

Just a smidge amount. What if we close... I think the direct quote from Evan Hafer was, what if we close this door and butt the shit out of each other This is a man who is married With children And this is very much one of many Evan

A bunch of these kids who like have never Bantered like that Oh so he's gay It's like No Which led to the title Evan Hafer does not want your butt home i just like you gave him laser eyes and i put the fucking the eye funny hands the funny part is like i had like this was like my around the time of like my second or third trip down to san antonio so like i'm new new to this

world then i was like i can't do anything or I'm going to get in trouble. Open YouTube. First recommendation. Evan Hafer doesn't want your butthole. He called me after that video went live and I was just like, oh, hey, sorry, dude. I had to send it. It was getting late and he was just like, yeah, watch your video.

It's pretty fucking funny. Evan left. That's the terrifying part with california law read that out loud that's that's what's the second part this is back to gun laws yeah just real quick why the california law is scary you are not required to retreat from a fight if reasonably believed you or someone else is in imminent danger the force you use must be proportional to the threat yeah so if you're if you cannot retreat if you're a 120 pound woman with kids and a 250 pound man with a machete comes after you you're only allowed to use knives you're allowed to deploy your own 250 pound man with a

knife oh there it is there is when the force used is reasonable and escape is not a viable option. You just keep them in your closet. That is part of the code. That's so stupid. So you're trapped in a corner and you have to use proportionate force when you're trapped in the corner. So somebody can break into

your house and they get to pick. Not only do you get to break into my house while I'm sleeping, you get to choose the weapons. So if you're a master f***ing sword fighter, you get to come in with a sword and I'm not allowed to just Indiana Jones your ass is absurd.

That's so f***ing stupid. I'm going to break this f***ing down. If you have a f***ing weapon in my house and I don't know you, you're going to die. If you're in my house, if you're in my house and i don't know you you're gonna die if you're in my house anytime probably shooting you i'm gonna ask one question hi who are you depending on your response if you're confused waking up to go get water at 3 a.m that's new sorry you're gonna die dude it's funny asking them who they are is called due process at 3 a.m. That's new. Sorry. You're going to die, dude.

Asking them who they are is called due process. But I would have to say that I would never tell the cops I said that. That's what I'm saying. Did you say anything? No. Let me teach you guys out there in the audience something. It's called

I was scared for my life. That's it. I scared for my life that's it i feared for my life yeah which i mean to be fair if there's a stranger in your living room at three o'clock in the morning yeah i fear for my life too yep also you're gonna eat seven rounds of eight eight six blackout i'm gonna fear for my life for a second oh i'd be so the only thing i'd be so angry now i'm gonna fear for my carpet cleaning bill literally what i'd be most mad about like fuck i have to stay up now an extra couple hours while this gets sorted yeah your brains are on my wall getting checked out i fear for my circadian rhythm because i'm gonna have to stay up all night dealing with paperwork associated with what just happened sir how are you handling i I don't know. The staining

is not cool. The blood spatter on my wall sucks ass. I don't know what to do with this. I was out of extra panels of the wood flooring and now I'm gonna have to refloor the whole goddamn living room. This guy was so inconsiderate when he broke into my house

to take my shit i just like everyone now uses eight sixes their bed size i think yeah after that that range day that became my bedside immediately is that is that a controversial take like i just don't think plea deals should be a thing like either you're guilty or you're not prosecute them for what you said or don't fucking i don't know i feel like plea deals are only a thing nowadays like it is as widespread as they are because we have so many stupid laws on the books so many like just absurd obscure crimes that are being prosecuted that we've overloaded the court system and plea deals just make sense well like to oversimplify it i'm

just thinking about like even in like the the arena of like self-defense like i think it's absurd for a dad that shot somebody breaking into his house to be put in a situation where the prosecutor comes forward and is like hey we're trying to put you in jail forever but um if you just admit that you're guilty and do two years and then you'll get to see your kids go through high school. Or even like, you know what I mean? Like, oh, take the plea deal because we'll let you out. You don't do jail time, but you're admitting to this, and then you have six months probation. And then I get my win as a prosecutor,

and then I get to maintain my accurate percentage score or whatever. Jake, does this sound right, or are we just? That's absolutely right. Okay, perfect. That's fucking absurd to me. Yeah, it's gay but you don't have to accept a plea deal it just sucks that you're presented with the option where it's like it becomes gambling at that point where they're like all right you have two choices

um i know you wanted a cheeseburger but now you have the option of either getting that cheeseburger like rolling the dice getting that cheeseburger or eating a turd or you could have a cheeseburger like rolling the dice getting that cheeseburger or eating a turd or you could have a cheeseburger that just has like a little piece of turd in it right well i would just like the cheeseburger please what's the percentage i'm gonna get that cheeseburger 50 50 oh and most based on the opinion of 12 people that are too stupid to get out of jury duty. That's horrifying. Thank you, Nick. I mean, no, I agree.

Trust me. I've been I know about the criminal justice system. It's fucking gay. You can't find me a jury of my peers. My peers get out of it. Yeah. Constitutionally speaking, this can't happen. Am I wrong?

no I wonder if that's ever gone to court these are my peers you're not winning them over these dipshits are at jury duty these are peers so they're going to make you guilty now no matter what These dipshits are at jury duty. These aren't peers. So they're going to make you guilty now no matter what. I really hope I don't have to go to court for anything.

I mean, I think... Pull this up. Jake will agree with me on this. Like, jury selection is so lame in the first place. Dude, it is a game. Because you're looking for the dumbest motherfuckers to sit there. I know. It's like we're going to get law.

Everyone's getting heated up. I know this is a fucking comedy podcast. We've been making jokes the whole time, but I'm pissed off. I get it out of the last time I had, what, a year ago I had. Me and Cody were up until 3 in the morning, and somewhere between us drinking and him going like, you want to watch Roadhouse? That's what that fucking text was.

Okay, Jesus. There was a conversation. No, stop. I'm going to stop you right there, Nick. I was super confused. We got another Nick text, a Nick drunk text. It was me. I was so confused. I mean, Nick ate cheeseburgers

at fucking 2 in the morning. They were sliders, okay? In my defense. Did I eat half a loaf of bread? Don't fucking worry about it. Where's your text about Roadhouse? What group was that in? There it is! Deadass, we need to do

the gang gets drunk and watches Roadhouse. That's probably where that came from. Would you guys like to see the gang gets drunk and watches Roadhouse? Pepper House exclusive. I was like. Could you run that by me again, Jay? Was that Pepper House exclusive? Pepper House exclusive.

All right, I'm not. I'm taking an Uber home. Welcome to Pepper House. Somewhere. That also happened. But then Cody's also like, man, I feel like the Founding Fathers was our friend group. We got fed up with the federal government and started saying no. Yes.

More people should do that. What's our tea? What's our tea we're going to throw in? Well, the Founding fathers didn't do that one but yeah let's get it started though so you're saying we should do red face and start damaging property i like it is that where we're going brandon uh well we know some mountain jews who apparently did the same thing last time i got drunk i started watching movies someone ran for congress that's all i'm saying i love that i'm gonna go down in history as the drunk guy that talks all my

friends and running for fucking elected office well because you were talking about running against that senator right yeah that was shockingly close to happening for a second why did you decide not to? Apparently she started voting correctly. Good. She took a ton of backlash. And then I got a ton of motivation. Or a ton of good PR on Twitter. And a bunch of people. I got contacted if I was serious.

And then she started voting correctly. I was part of that. For the record. I talked to a lot of people. I'm like, hey. This guy. They're like, you really think so? I'm'm like look at what i did they were like heard i'm a little bit more brand safe than you also like i feel like it yeah did you really say that communists aren't people yeah and i stand by it fight me like i don't give a shit like it's the worst thing i've said like

the peniche aviation club you want some shirt That's the worst thing I've said. The Pinochet Aviation Club? You want some shirt? That's what you were telling me. Because you were like, just run for some office. I'm like, yeah, what if they look at my Twitter? Just stand by it. Yeah, just tell them. If Kash Patel can drop the hard R,

fuck it, we can get away with anything. Yeah, I just like, that was really fast in the friends group. No, he did it! He's right about everything he's saying, and like, I understand the point he's making. The message behind it, he's like, I was called this. The message hits. Did you hear him say it? What'd he say? Fuck you, dude.

Verbatim, what did he say? Fuck you, dude. Verbatim. What did he say? Verbatim, Brandon. Cash Patel is like, he's fucking awesome. I believe in everything behind it. But if you made me bet on who was going to drop a hard R in Senate chambers, I don't think I would have had my money on Cash Patel. I was surprised seeing that from the group i was like oh okay oh well they

kept pressing him he was like oh you you actually want to hear what people were sending me okay and he just went full send hard r i really i at time of recording he hasn't been confirmed yet i hope he fucking gets in man he is such a such a good dude. I really want that to happen. I just want the Epstein list out. That's all I want. That broke my brain since it happened. It's horrible. Do you remember before the whole Epstein thing when you just had the agency to be like, that's bullshit.

That didn't happen. And then the Epstein thing happened and it's like well maybe i don't know you know what i mean what do you mean like if somebody came to you in 2008 and was like there's a there's an island where a bunch of kids on top of a pyramid to be perfectly honest i've been on this train i've been on this train for a long time you know what i mean like you you could have been like that's not true And then it came out that that was, in fact, true. Put another dollar bill in the Alex Jones was right jar. Right.

That's the scary part. It's like Alex Jones 2008. You're like, fucking crazy, dude. Alex Jones now, you're like, still crazy, dude. But is he? The fact that he's right about so much really should concern everyone and i he popped up in my feed the other day and just listening to him on a rant i was like wow okay he got caught dude i don't know if it's the colloidal silver no it's the

it is what's the new fucking talking about ozempic yeah ozempic ozempic shit he got pretty fucking caught I'm not gonna lie cause for a minute there it was getting a little rough I loved when he would do his ads showing his before and after when he was on his colloidal silver

before after he's just red it's the exact same photo have you seen those no oh god it's pretty fucking funny so like it was the same day i'm a little bit more into like jujitsu than you guys but like do you guys know who craig jones is i know the name okay so craig jones is like the number two or number like he's been in the running for the number one best jujitsu guy on the planet for like five years. Like he's really good. I think he lives out in Austin, but like he's incredible at jujitsu and him and Alex Jones were on a podcast together. You know how Rogan and Eddie Bravo were on Rogan together and Alex Jones like choke me out, Eddie.

Yeah. Like Rogan wouldn't let happen rogan wasn't there and craig jones was on a podcast with him and craig jones fucking choked him unconscious i think it was on alex jones show yeah on his own podcast just choked him fucking out cold one's just better lighting 40 40 days later. 45 days later. And the dude is just the exact same, just red. Send that one to Chase. Oh, yeah. Chase, put this in. It was wild being at the inauguration just, like, randomly.

Like, I'm hanging out in, like, different circles and just seeing, like, GSP and Gordon Ryan. Just everybody like, oh, hey, I've made a lot of money betting on your fights. Good to see you. Dude, there was a lot of fighters out there. It's a lot. A surprising amount. Like, dang. There's nothing.

Those guys. There's nothing. Connor. Connor was there. McGregor? Yeah. Do you guys know Colby Covington? Yeah.

Yeah. Have you seen the fucking video where he like won a fight a few years back and he's like getting interviewed after the fight and the UFC like commentators like blah, blah, blah. And his phone rings and he looks at it and he goes, oh, hold on. The White House is calling me. And the commentator is like, why don't you go ahead and put it on speaker? Colby, obviously not believing him. And he puts it on speakers like, is this Col covington uh yes ma'am please hold for the president of the united states

and fucking trump picks up the phone colby that was a great fight the commentator is like what is happening right now it's like it's just like when one of our friends jumps into a discord call we immediately have to tell them like we're streaming we're streaming donald donald you're live on tv just in case not saying you were saying anything weird but like just so you know i have specific friends when i call it's like i'm a speaker so first thing is that why that's the first thing you say every time he calls me

do not do not repeatedly yell the password in all caps oh no dude don jr gave us a white claw that was kind of cool that was neat don's don jr's such a fucking cool guy because you could tell like he's down to hang out don jr and eric are like the gun guys so even kevin brittingham was telling me at one point he's like dude he's like eric eric trump like reloads in his garage like 36 different calibers like those guys are like legit like hunters like gun guy gun guys it's not just like a facade like they they live and breathe that shit well he he gave me a white call and like gave you a white call and i'm i was oh my god like i you know i never met the man like in passing i've said hey to him before but like he came up to us gave us

white calls and i was like yeah so brandon does the gun stuff i do the cop things on youtube he was like yeah i know who you guys are he like cuts you off he's like no no no i i know you guys it's it's what i was fucking with you guys at lunch with the the thing oh eli doesn't know this so do you know the whole um it's like a conspiracy theory but there was like some book written in the 1800s about like the savior of humanity is named Baron. Oh, no, I haven't seen that. I have seen the Elon thing. The Mars, the first person, it wasn't like to take over Mars or like bring life to Mars was Elon. And it's a book from like a hundred years ago, but I haven't heard the Baron one.

So there's like a book from like a hundred years ago but i haven't heard the bear so there's like a book from like a hundred years ago whatever baron trump time traveler yeah so like there's a book about a dude named baron that saves the world because he's a time traveler everybody like thinks it's baron trump or whatever but i was like you want to know the crazy part about that you know nikola tesla had his laboratory where he supposedly like built an earthquake machine and a death ray and figured out time travel. Right. He had like, I forget the exact amount, but it was like he had 32 bankers boxes full of files of his findings. And when he died, the FBI went out and they only recovered like seven pages. Yeah.

Like whatever. They recovered like a very small amount of what he supposedly had. Do you know who the FBI agent that was in charge of that was? Was it Trump? It was Donald Trump's uncle. Dead ass serious. That's a real

thing. Donald Trump's uncle is the guy that closed out Nikola Tesla's death and recouped all of his findings. Just reading stuff. Hmm. We got some tech here that we need to explore also dude i just like the baron trump uh the tall memes they were making of him walking like did you see that yeah oh my we were talking about him earlier i think we're like every time we uh every time uh donald trump takes a w

baron trump gets an inch taller and so like every time they have a press conference now he's like a 300 foot giant in the background dude where is it dude it is it is terrifying it's hilarious like this i think it's this one oh yeah he's walking the White House? He's eight feet tall. Oh, no, it's not that one. It is the White House one. You've seen the VFX one. There's one where they're on the lawn. Dude, he's, like, 20 foot tall, like, towering over everyone. Well, it's funny, because, like, I got in trouble.

Like, they tried to, during my congressional campaign, they tried to get me in trouble because of the MeCanyon episode we did in Vegas last year. I'm like, all I said was baron's tall which like objectively like i'm 5 10 i feel like i'm okay but fuck me i would love to be over six foot that's dope that's a good thing man how dare you make fun of them yeah dude they tried to yeah they tried to say like brandon herrera made made fun of Donald Trump's underage son. It's like, are you kidding me?

First of all, he's 17. Second of all, I said he's tall and I'm jealous. Did you ever see that one? No. That's the one. I love that one. He showed me. He found it.

It's just twice the height how tall is he? Trump's a tall guy isn't he? he's like 6'3 or something he's like above average height dude this is like an old school picture isn't it like there's only been two presidents ever that were under 6 foot

or some crazy stat like that I can tell you like 70 or 80% were left handed I do know that random factor or 90 that's like how tall he is compared to me damn so he's like he's pretty i mean like pretty tall like six two six three president yeah six three is that 90 percent a majority have been left-handed that That's what everyone was like, oh. Love how this entire gang episodes for this podcast is literally

just the same conversations we'd have if we were sitting at Cody's house on the couch watching Roadhouse. I feel like that's fucking rad, though. Like, this is, you want to know what it's like to hang out with the gang? It's this. We literally do this all day. Seven of 45 people have been left-handed.

Seven of 45 people have been left-handed 70 seven of 45 why did i just read another one that just said the exact guys eli makes shit up eight president eight there's eight this is 47 percent at least seven of 45 persons who have held the office of the united states president well the other thing with that is like, until very, like, literally our generation, Eli's generation was like the first generation where you were allowed to just be left-handed. Like, my father-in-law told me vividly, like,

my father-in-law was like, yeah, whenever the left-handed kids did whatever, they would just fucking tie their right arm to their body and not let them do anything with their left hand, or tie their left arm to their body and not let them do anything with their left hand or tie their left arm to their body and not let them do anything yeah like my mom would tell me the same thing like they would slap them with a ruler if they use their left hand i to this day i i still write retarded and like i really wish that like my

second grade teacher would have you know beat me with a ruler I hold a pen fucking stupid I write like upside do you write it in all caps or how do you prefer to spell it I hate that I know your sense of humor it's okay it's fine it's all good Mr. Cody what are you working

on right now with your stuff I know you're like living that dream life right now you're like yeah just win it we got wait did you break down the leg Oh God no I'm coming up on that one accidental you don't talk about the yes in Vegas all I did was I read that the officer had, and I quote, multiple fingers inside the trigger well. If you guys haven't heard about this one yet, we can just talk about it a little bit.

Basic traffic stop. They pulled dude out of the car. It was a basic traffic stop. I'll be honest with you. I don't know the fucking. That's where it came from. 507 last.

I was like, where did I get my number from? I don't know everything that has to do with it right now. But they pulled the dude out of the car. He's super compliant. He's being a really nice guy. The female officer goes to take his gun off of his right hip, which he was legally carrying. And she shoots him in the leg with his own gun. Yeah.

He's going to get paid. Oh, he's going to get fucking money, dude. And I hope he does. Especially like as big as that video got. He's getting paid, dude. Yeah. Happened last year. She got fired.

Happened last year? Yeah, that was the end of 2024. Yeah. Oh, well, I mean, like like so a month ago yeah yeah but it was she did get fired i do know that but i don't know if that means she can get another job someplace else cody that's uh well you know what she might be able to go to the next county over and get another job being a fat piece of shit female police officer but you know we'll see oh my god what is what is your recommendation for that like i mean do you think it should just be like like what kind of like

are you talking about being stopped by a female officer no no i mean like officers that are fired for doing a bad job of being a dirty cop or what in the situations like that like you know if you have a you know a sexual assault case you're like a red dot on this website. Should that just be like... There should be a national blacklist for shitty cops. And they're just done? They're done. Done. I like it.

Forever. I remember the one time we got pulled over coming back from brunch. Do you know this story? No. We got pulled over and I literally had nothing to drink the entire day. We just got pulled over for my registration and but cody had been drinking like they just ran it behind you at a stoplight or whatever which i'll be fair like i'm not very good no okay that bitch waited in the

in the parking lot no remember she waited in the fucking parking lot of the gas station because you have to stop by and get gas or do something and she literally followed me on well yeah waited for you to leave because i think it was i don't know what i was doing at the time but like i i was driving i wasn't like i was going through like a couple weeks of sobriety or whatever the fuck i was doing but like i like no reason to pull me over other than the fact that i was uh i had my registration out of date because she was just doing like scanning license plates or whatever. She pulls me over. Hold on. Let me stop you.

Hold on. Let me stop you there real quick. Okay. Do you remember the crackhead that came up to us at the while she was sitting there, the crackhead that came up and tried to fucking ask us for money? Oh, yeah. That was clearly fucking cracked out of his goddamn mind and harassing people. But no, but my registration was six months out out of his goddamn mind and harassing people. But no. Yeah, but my registration was six months out.

Yeah, but no, your registration was bad. Okay, okay. No, she's making sure this is a nice neighborhood. She pulls me over and, like, you've been drinking at brunch. I was doing, like, a fitness thing or whatever the fuck. I hadn't been drinking at all. And so, like, I'm just like, alright, get through this. Whatever. I'll figure out my registration.

I remember rolling down the window as she's approaching and the moment you find out she's a female cop, Cody audibly goes, Oh God, you're gonna die. I try to almost roll the window back up, but it's too late i'm like no just gonna fucking let that one sit out there fuck and it was fine like me me and her having

this perfectly normal interaction like all right i'm gonna have to pay a ticket yes ma'am no ma'am and she goes back to her car and he's like you know i bet i could dart out of this truck sprint to the wood line and then put my hands behind my back on the ground next to that tree and she'd have no idea what to do and i just want this all to go away i'm like man i don't want to have a bad day i'm like cody please don't do that you know i could like i am fully aware you could have you seen the video where the cop pulls somebody over for something so like nothing something similar just like a bs traffic stop or whatever like totally standard and the they pull over and the passenger gets out and sprints to the wood line and the deputy is like why is running? He's not the one in trouble.

And the deputy just does a normal traffic stop and ends it with, you can call your friend and tell him, whatever, I don't give a shit. He gets in his car and leaves. Exactly. That's the cop I was. I'd be like, all right, man, here's your ticket. Officer Garrett's just like, my voice That's weird That's fucking odd right there. All right, buddy. Here's your ticket My guarantee if I could have done that she would have been freaking her mind. You might have gotten shot

Taser you Brandon shot take her taser for a gun and kill me. Shoot me, yeah. Yeah, it just shoots Brandon. It just automatically watches you run out, pulls gun out, shoots Brandon in the head. Alright, while I'm applying pressure, this was a $200 traffic stop that turned into a $20,000 hospital bill. Guys, I have nothing against female police officers whatsoever. Name three things. Clock. Guys, I have nothing against female police officers whatsoever. Name three things. Glock.

I hate that it happened more than once or twice. Glocks that famously feel like tasers. They're even the same bright yellow color. The worst is how you have to draw them compared. If you're right-handed, your gun is here. Also, if you're right-handed, your tas and also if you're right handed your taser is here it's a cross draw so that's crazy

people get it confused bigot sexist sorry I hold everyone to the same standard no matter their race, religion, sex that's illegal can't do that I'm just speaking from personal experience their race, religion, sex. That's illegal. Can't do that.

I'm just speaking from personal experience. Sorry, I just want, no matter who you are, I just want you to be competent at your job. I want you to be really good at your job. I want you to have your flashlight on night shift when I'm going into a house where someone's getting choked to death. That's all I'm saying. No personal experience?

No personal experience there. I can't even picture that. Did you have to do raids with inadequate people? I'm not going to get into the entire story, but I specifically remember one time where I was the trainee and there was an officer who happened to have a vagina. And it's nighttime and there's someone being choked to death and I needed to go into this house and I pulled my gun and my flashlight out.

And she said, I left my flashlight at home. That's a good spot for it. Yeah, yeah. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. That wasn't the first time shit like that happened. Glad your living room is illuminated. Yeah, really happy that I'm alive today.

It's like going on a combat mission. We're like, okay, everyone ready mission and we're like okay everyone ready and they're like I forgot my nods like huh where why why what

and you can't smoke the shit out of them I'm guessing I'm the trainee buddy what am I gonna do should here's the funniest part i forgot my flashlight at home okay i can hear someone in there screaming should i boot the door in she says i don't know oh my god you of all people know the power of a maglite. When applied properly. Holy shit. All right, I'll tell the rest of the story then. Go for it. Go for it, man.

Sorry, my mind is blown right now. I'm here for it. All right, so. Hold on. How old are you and how long have you been doing the cop gig? How big was your mustache? I had a huge mustache. Hell yeah. That's how we measure Cody's age. i'm already on your side in the story bro i've been out of the academy for like like three

weeks and i was riding with my training officer so you're like 22 out of the navy yeah yeah yeah i was like 22 23 something like that john's. Yeah. And so I can hear a woman screaming inside. And I'm like, do I boot it? Do I do the thing? She's like, I don't know. For fuck's sake. Do you have your flashlight? I left it at home.

Fuck me, dude. Fucking boot the door in, find the guy. He's strangling his wife. And so I tune him up and I turn to her my training officer and i'm like hey clear the house she's like what do you mean i'm like clear the house what do you mean like all right cool and so like i tune this dude up he fell down some stairs doesn't matter get him in cuffs he tripped and then i i clear the house he got the cuffs after he fell down the stairs right yeah yeah dude yeah yeah he just fell down the stairs it was a single story building so i clear the fucking house and i come

i come back and this i'm sorry one big step yeah one small step for shithead. It's a balcony, sir. Anyways, that wasn't the first time I had to do everything myself because I had a backup officer who was a female. Yeah. Some of y'all never had your dad yell at you after he got home from working construction

and pouring concrete all day to hold the flashlight at the right spot and it shows. Right. He wouldn't have left it at home. Point the flashlight over here. I forgot the flashlight, Dad. He'd be pissed. Never in a million years do you ever forget that

flashlight. Dad smells like I shouldn't forget the flashlight. I don't know what an alternator is, but at least I have the flashlight. Dad's making up words, but I'm pointing it in its direction. Uh-huh. That's fucking terror as a child. Holy s- That's like a joint memory we all have.

The Phillips screwdriver. And you're like, fuck. Fuck. Was that the straight one or the... I remember my dad's like, that looks like a five-eighths. And I'm just like, he's a wizard. I don't know what that means.

Sorry, dude. Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey. Even that. Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey. Fuck y'all i was the fat kid i got to be the counterweight on the cherry picker every time he was pulling an engine out come out here quit playing tony hot pro skater 2 building your own skate park i need you to stand on this cherry picker for three hours dude have you ever actually grown up in the South? If you haven't had your dad do sketchy shit with a cherry picker?

The cherry picker, I feel like, is like the most abused tool. Dad, this is the same thing we pulled shrubs out of the front yard with last week? Yeah, shut up. Just kick it. No, kick it harder. It's right there. Oh, our childhoods. They, kick it harder. It's right there. Oh, our childhoods.

They're way too similar. Bro, my dad. So, like, when I was growing up, my dad, he raced figure eight track. Like, you guys know what figure eight is? It's racing with a fucking intersection. This is, imagine where you're like,

you know what's cool? Actual race cars. Yes. So, you know it's cool you know like actual actual race cars yes so you know rc tracks where you know rc tracks where there's like a bridge and you go under they're like the bridge is too much let's just where they have to watch each other let's just have an intersection my dad did that the whole time i grew up and it would be like my dad and his two buddies every day after work, Monday through Friday, racing us on Saturday. My dad's buddy's a welder. Fucking pull every, every time Matt comes out from underneath the car, pulls his welding hood up. He's smoking underneath his welding hood while he's fixing my dad's race car. Famously non-flammable material

called acetylene. It was a good time. It was a great childhood. Jesus Christ. He's the piss tube. I was thinking the same thing. The piss tube in the garage. You guys laugh. I have a video of the piss funnel.

My dad sent it to me after that last episode. I know. You sent it to the chat, dude. That pest funnel's been there for like 14 years. If you've never fucking pressed a rivet, if you've never used a drill press or a mill or a welding machine, you shouldn't be able to tell the average American what the fuck to do with any part of their life. Fuck you. That blue collar life.

Is that the only one that had to go in the basement and then set up like a uh what is it the to shoot water out because their basement floods a sump pump yeah yeah we didn't have basements where i was from ours basement is a very loose way do you walk like a crawl space no the basement is just mud like it was just space? No, it was a basement. It was just mud. There was no concrete. It was just dirt walls. Mud people. Mexicans. But it was like a sump pump.

We'd have to go there once a week or if it rained. Once a week is wild. My childhood was dope. Lots of manual labor. But you just get in the mud and now i look back my dad had like like wader boots and then he but i would have to walk in with just like no shoes on so he's like go put it in the hole so i walk and drop it in there run the hose to him i'm like my childhood was i remember like doing the doing the crawl space shit with my dad

or like we're having to do something under the house and like dad there's there's a spider down here and he asks me to describe it to see if it's a problem that's real america dude my dad when i was playing in the garage with his shit that he didn't want he taught me a good lesson because i never touched his shit again i was fifth grade and i was playing with like stuff that was on the thing was like oh and it's playing with it he got me he's like what are you doing it was like oh nothing so i go take a nap and then he just puts like paint on me like green paint where it dropped and it spread he made

it look like it spread when i was sleeping so i wake up and i have like this green weird stuff on my arm like oh and i go down i'm like dad what happened he's like told you not to play with my like that we'll see what we can do never touch for like the next three years i'm like i'm not touching him but i'm i'm probably not cancer i anyone. I'm picturing your dad as I know him. I'm picturing your dad as I know him now. And that is the funniest shit in the world. Doing this to a grown 40-year-old Eli. Hey, Pops. It's like, fuck.

After meeting your dad, I can see that. And it's hilarious, dude. After meeting him at the Dallas show. Fucking Long Johns himself. Papa Cuevas. Papa Cuevas. you're the best i'm missing blood on my carpet he looks like there's blood on my carpet don't get blood on my car dude he looks like fucking the mexican member of zz top he's a good dad to have walk downstairs i think luke and then told you like we'd walk like dad

walked downstairs sharp dressed man me and my friends are beating the shit out of each other in the living room because we just do mma just from like seventh grade till 12th grade we beat the i know i've sparred with you it shows we fought so it was like midnight my dad walks upstairs and we are beating the fuck out of each other he's like hey like opens the door he's in his long john underwear he's like don't get blood on my carpet and then he walks upstairs and that was it i was like huh my friend's like man your dad's really cool i'm like ah he's not very present i don't think i don't think we should be allowed to do this at this age. Now that I reflect, that'd be like my kid.

I was just beating the fuck out of each other at 14. I'm like, the typical Mexican father. Like, well, they're around. I kind of upstairs. Yeah, there's that. And then there's like, so like my dad did construction yours did whatever but like uh when i was construction yeah okay so we're all construction my wife i literally married the farmer's daughter and farming is a little bit different because like i don't know i see a

2 000 pound animal and i'm like or a herd of000-pound animals that my father-in-law is raising, and I'm like, probably not going to fuck with them, you know? Reasonable. My wife, who's this tall, is like, why are you so worried about them? And then just starts chasing an entire herd of cows going, ooga-booga-booga-booga-booga-booga. Fuck you. I don't think you're allowed to say that

it's causing a stampede like what the fuck is going on giant animals are terrified I agree my wife even cows I'm like nah that can kill me my wife

horrified of a spider 2,000 pound animal 200 2,000 pound animals that could trample her not phased at all doesn't give a shit but watch out for that fucking spider buddy right like daddy long leg we're calling me a bunch of

cows not an issue speaking of like that fear of spiders I didn't know it until I watched that Wendigoon video about lethal company did you see that he did like a full like manifesto about lethal company but he did one where they apparently have Arachnid mode.

Explain Lethal Company. Oh, the game. Lethal Company, the game. Oh, okay, okay, okay. They have one of the enemies in the game is a giant fucking spider, like eight foot big ass spider. Explain Lethal Company again.

Maybe I'm not thinking the right game. It's just like a, I guess there's a VR mode or whatever, but it's a game where you go and collect resources and whatnot. You've seen a bunch. It just like a i guess there's a vr mode or whatever but like it's a game where you go and collect resources and whatnot like you've seen a bunch like it's like a four player oh okay it's not i was thinking a world war ii game i don't know why no no no it's bad company yeah that's what it's kind of like hell divers ish where it's like four four guys go out get resources like that sort of thing but it's like more like horror slash whatever they wear the

suits yeah yeah like the yellow monsters okay okay okay now one of the enemies is a spider like a giant like eight foot spider or whatever i didn't know that uh you can actually set it to arachnophobia mode where you can just click a button and instead of a a spider enemy like they have like a full like full resolution spider it changes into the word spider. And so you're being chased by the word spider. Which is like really kind of fucking funny.

I just like there was like in a horror game like, oh, you're afraid of that. We got you. Spider, spider, spider. It's such a good bit. I'm like, I'm not even mad at it, man. What games have you been playing? You beat Red Dead, you beat Cyberpunk like a billion bit. I'm not even mad at it, man. What games have you been playing? You beat Red Dead. You beat Cyberpunk like a billion times.

I got back into Cyberpunk and I'm like, I'm having a hard time playing it. I mean, Helldivers is always fun just to jump on with the boys. Hell Let Loose. Ready or Not. I enjoyed the shit out of that for a while. Oh, yeah. The SWAT game? Yeah.

We still need to play that at some point. We do. I've been playing it with John. John I know I played it with John a couple times uh it's it's fun as it's just like I to me like I s-tiered all the shit and then I got bored we we went into the that one map and I was like nope kill kill kill kill. We do that as a palate cleanser. We go in, like, you're supposed to save the civilians, but it's like, if you're a civilian on Epstein Island, are you? Fucking are you? I'm supposed to apprehend you, but. I don't know.

There's a couple maps. Like, basically, you're a SWAT team. Yeah, that I know. And you get a kit. You're, like like realistic environment but your kids badass you can choose whatever you want so like i run around with the mp7 but there's every gun imaginable in there and it's cool because you can customize them and stuff and you can choose to do non-lethal yeah you can do non-lethal you can like tase people pepperball them stuff like that.

Flash bangs, like, beanbag rounds, everything. Or you could just go into an MP7 and just kill them. Yeah, well, it's kind of fun going in the house with an MP7 and just being like, nope, you don't belong here. Just killing everyone. It's like eight rooms out of the house are, like, dedicated to making, you know, CP. No shit. so it's like so yeah there's like every civilian

is like come on yeah there's like cameras with like cribs beside them like it's nasty in the basement there's like 55 gallon drums like acid and shit with like kids clothes in it and shit like that you're like no there's no civilians on this map

that's what you're like you clear up top of your ass people go downstairs see the that. You're like, no, there's no civilians on this map. That's what you're like. You clear up top, you arrest people, go downstairs, see the vats. You're like, huh. Huh. Walk back upstairs. Stop. No longer arrest. Jake, I believe I'm going to have to make a plea deal.

You're going to undo those handcuffs real quick. Here you go. Here's a gun. What's that for? Okay, next one. I just need you to hold this i didn't know about that what the fuck it gets pretty dark what games have you you just leagues league and mobile risk that's about it mobile risk that that is the most nick thing i've ever

heard what you're playing mobile risk you guys know my league handle right is it mobile risk on league i had so i've been playing since like high school and my name for like 10 years was filthy communist and i finally got reported and had to change my name i don't know why after a decade after 10 years i finally got reported like you have to change your name and i'm like all right so i just like shoot for the stars you know spend 30 minutes like typing in shit only to find out oh that name's taken that name's against the rules whatever first name i tried after being filthy communist for 10 years was carl marx just yeah carl space marx period that name's available ha ha bing i am car am Karl Marx on League of Legends. How many friend requests have you gotten?

Every time I get in game, I'll chat, who's read my book? I'm f***ing retarded. Running around stealing kills. What the f***? That was a KS. We can share these. Our kill. Stealing farm?

I don't give a f***. I love it. Where are my homie angles at you so much as a dude like oh so good though he's stacking bodies stacking bodies better than anyone Karl Marx is on a killing spree I will never get in the league like period, period after. Do you guys think? Cody, did you ever play league much? Dude, I tried to get in the league. I couldn't get into it, man. It is a learning curve, that is.

Yeah, because Hunter is big in the league, too. Huge. Yeah. Dude, I just couldn't get into it, man. Yeah. I mean, I'm not good I just piss people off I love it

I hear it's sweaty as fuck oh yeah it's the most toxic player baseball ever meet and that is now I want I want to get involved dude you cannot

again you can stress it's like it's a toxic it was like oh I've done Call of Duty you're like oh that does not amount to shit

compared to ranked league matches you make one mistake and you're like oh that does not amount to no shit compared to ranked league matches you make one mistake and you're just the biggest bag in the world oh i don't miss that game how do you play that still that's all i play have you played with me papa meat uh-uh i haven't i probably should papa meets a top i started playing a bunch of cod when i COD when I was in the sling because I couldn't do this, so I literally couldn't play computer games. So I could only play Xbox right here, so I was playing a bunch of COD, but that was about it.

You know who's ungodly good at COD? Who? Like, alarmingly good at COD? Nick Puvu. Weird. Bro, I played with him one game he was like 39 and 3

in every game you just fucking slaying everyone as good as he's shooting in real life he's better in COD it's absurd Eli who's your friend that played with a trackball I had two friends that played with trackboxball? I had two friends that played with trackballs.

Chris was one of them. It was the most disgusting thing, watching this dude play with a trackball. Because you look at him, and you're fucking retarded to play like this. Do you know trackball? Yeah. With your thumb. And then you play him, and he's just melting souls with headshots. Just bored. Just bored.

Just bored. Stacking bodies. And that was going from Counter-Strike into Call of Duty. Like, Counter-Strike, just diamond rank, slaying. Going into Call of Duty, slaying. I was like, okay, well, fuck me. I'll just get used to the normal mouse. For those of you that don't know a track ball.

So think of a mouse. You got the ball in the bottom of it, right? A track ball is just a ball on top of the mouse and you move it with your thumb. And Eli, I think I played with you guys like one time, two times, maybe. Brandon did the best. And this dude, this dude with the trackball. He was just fucking everyone up, just moving

this little trackball around. Ridiculous. I mean, if you grew up with that, I guess you got the muscle memory for it. I think we look at that like old people look at us playing computer games. Yeah, that's true. I think you probably get used to it. It's like, Brandon, when you

literally the first time you're playing first person on a keyboard and mouse, you're like, where do I jump? I was about to say this unironically, but it hurt my soul before it came out of my mouth. Half a decade ago at your birthday party. Oh, yeah. That was half a decade ago.

Oh, what are you talking about, Bess? No, that was him playing. My first time playing PC games because I didn't even own a gaming PC at that point. So you're like, oh, let's play the new Call of Duty Modern Warfare. I'm like, oh, cool. I'm looking for Spacebar. I'm like, who would look down

for a Spacebar? I had not played PC. I was a console gamer. I was lame. I hadn't played console in like 10 years until i tore my peck to play god like i got a ps3 just to have something to fucking do and ps3 sucks or ps4 whatever the fuck it is now it's five i think now whatever like the entire notion of like oh you want to you want to play that new game you just bought on a desk? Cool.

You need to download it for seven hours before you can play the game. I was like, what the f*** happened? Oh, yeah. Now, that is, you probably experienced that. Well, your kiddos don't play video, no tablets and shit. Game Boy Color. With John, you would give him new games. You have to, like, set up the system, install everything.

It is, like, a day procedure to give them a Christmas present. Yeah, Christmas Day. Like, okay, I think we all remember, like, Christmas Day, getting a video game. We're just like, oh, this is so cool. And you pop it in, and you play it for the first time. You get the PlayStation 2, oh, this is so cool. And you pop it in and you play it for the first time. You get the PlayStation 2, whatever. That's fucking cool. Kids don't have that now where it's like,

okay, cool, it'll be downloading for the next 17 hours. And then you've got to go to, depending on what game you're doing, you've got to go to the PlayStation Network and set up an account and then you've got to do this and this and this and then wait fucking 8 hours for the game to download. Like, remember when Helldivers required, like, a year into the game to download. Remember when Helldivers required

a year into the game or whatever they required you to get a Sony account and sign up for the PlayStation Network or whatever, and then they basically all the entire player network became eco-terrorists overnight. Did you watch that?

No. It was a meltdown. You went from the top- rated game on Steam to PlayStation. Sony, they're... I bleeped that word. They said, hey, in order to be on this, in order for you to have this game where cross... Bleep what word?

What's that cross... Cross platform. Cross platform. If you want to be on cross platform you have to make a sony account so everyone has to make a sony account like if you want to be on this and immediately now it's like enter your email do all this shit the player base they revolted like the review again it went down to like like 2.1 like it was a review bomb like console gaming is like it's got to be close to dead no it's bigger than ever like i just i don't understand because it's like you can consoles are to the point now where like the new playstation is basically a fucking decent gaming computer so it's like what's the point of a console anymore

when you can just play with a xbox or a playstation controller on your pc it's like i don't understand why you would get a console over a pc the real question is just it's easy yeah it's easy to go to the you know go to target and buy a fucking playstation 5 over building a gaming PC. Especially parents. They're just like, oh, yeah, that's the fucking game machine. Yeah, exactly. Game machine.

Did John, just real quick on the thing, did John make you ever install mods or anything on games before? I mean, yeah, in the past. Not recently. Okay. That's ridin's. Mods on games? I need the no break mod on grand theft auto daddy that is my christmas present my bigger titty mod on fallout on pac-man and you just you just

you you just hope you don't break the entire game installing one mod. Mm-hmm. Okay, buddy, I got this for you. Fallout mods were the best. It's like, what if I made my minigun shoot pool balls? The AK-50 is available on a Fallout New Vegas mod, whatever. I've never been able to play with it. Because every time I've tried to do mods on New Vegas, it's broken my game. One time I got fucking... Most recently, the most recent time i tried to play new vegas it was like a year ago i tried to do a playthrough installed some mods like the better graphics mods and then like i

tried ak-50 and everything it started lagging and then like an hour hour two hours three hours into it it just killed it and i tried to delete the mods, and it was like, oh, you cannot, because you did so much of your playthrough with the mods, you can't restart this save without mods. I'm like, alright, fuck it. I just threw up my hands. I don't care. Brandon can't even play the gun he's developed for the past decade. I can literally drive

fucking ten minutes down the road and go shoot the gun, but I can't do it on the fucking computer. Make it make sense liberal have you seen god there's like there's one podcast where the guy's like when the new grand theft auto comes out it would be a legitimately good investment of your time to just get really good at the new grand theft auto because like i mean the current grand theft auto has been out for like 10 years and there's people literally making a living like just selling shit on Grand Theft Auto.

Not a living. They are it's like Counter-Strike skins. Really? Dude, Counter-Strike skins? Underage gambling? The people that make the skins. They're saying the new Grand Theft Auto, if it ever comes out, is going to actually have like a real crypto coin attached

and like that crypto coin that's only good in the game is actually going to be worth a fuck ton of real money in real life what's crazy is that actually makes sense yeah it makes more sense than half a crypto frankly it's at least functional outside of just like perceived value artists that goes on to state depending on the popularity of the case, for making a Counter-Strike skin, if you have a popular one, on average you'll earn $420,000 per year per skin. What the f***? I can't wait to see like FEC versus Rockstar Games. Why are we not making unsub skins?

Dude. $400,000 per skin. I'm still a little hurt personally personally, that the dude blocked us. The fucking AM180 guy? Yeah. What? The developer, or one of the game developers that was responsible for bringing the AM180, the American 180, into Fallout New Vegas, is on Twitter pretty active and blocked you.

Yeah. On Twitter. Never talked to the guy in my life. It's like we wanted to invite him to Range Day, and he looked and it's like, has Donut Operator blocked? It's like, God damn, dude. I just wanted to invite you to Range Day. Really, it was probably a saving grace.

It's like, damn. Oh, Nick, how goes your... By the way, we found this out also a new, what's the difference between nuclear bomb and atomic bomb? Nuclear George Bush. Hmm. Riveting.

Man. No, it was literally cause we're all, that's my pay grade. I don't know. Cause I know there's a, there's there's like the the original atom bomb and then there's the hydrogen bomb and i did that vt fuse video and there's been like a bunch of comments actually the atomic bomb isn't a nuke and it's like yes the f**k it is according like it's it's been the meme since memes have been a thing we nuked japan like. I said the biggest weapon of World War II wasn't us, wasn't the nuke.

And people are like, actually, the atomic bomb isn't a nuke. And it's like, I fucking hate you guys. Even if you're right, I'm still right. Right. Everyone knew what I was talking about. You're just being that guy. I mean, to be fair, you have cultivated an audience of actuallys. I get it.

I get it. Put on glasses. No matter what you didn't realize about the Atomic Bomb. Still correct. You made that audience. You built it brick by brick.

Your curse has been being that guy. And now you're caught off guard. Boom! I was like, oh, that sucks. It's okay. I'll hit him with the keyboard warrior next time. It's going to work out. What's your next video you're working on?

I haven't decided yet. It's either going to bey waugh or the sergeant york um sergeant york is fucking red so billy waugh why not know either of those billy waugh billy waugh is og delta like the foundations of delta so homeboy joined the military as soon as he could he tried to enlist at 15 for world war two wanted to be a paratrooper more than anything and then ended up uh joining goes to the korean war ends up he imported his fucking car that he bought right before he shipped off to korea he had it shipped over to korea and he went to this port and picked it up and there were like these guys with these weird patches and he's like what do you guys do and they're like it's a

secret you want to apply and he's like yeah so he applied just becomes one of the og delta guys has wait holy so he just ran into people with no tapes and was like what is this no they had a unit patch that he'd never seen before what year was this this was the korean war like like 55 yeah like this was like the origins of like the u.s government was like oh the the british had the ministry of ungentlemanly warfare we should probably copy that and they like working with the oss and shit the predecessor to the CIA. And he ends up becoming like one of the OG Delta guys. Like he is the one, one of the guys that pioneered halo jumps.

He's like all the shit that spec ops. Now this dude was a pioneer of through Korea, Vietnam. The dude was operational into his seventies. I didn't realize you could halo jump out of a helicopter until like a couple days ago. That's so scary as shit. His final mission that he went on in his 70s, he was in Afghanistan tracking down Osama bin Laden in his 70s and tracked him down like three times.

So like, well, yeah, all they had to do was ask the CIA to call a meeting with Tim Osman. So I'm doing a video on him crazy now we know where he is and then uh the sergeant york which is just a hilarious story of just government corruption alvin york right no this yeah it was named after alvin york so the sergeant york was a tank it was an anti-aircraft tank i'm learning specifically designed It was specifically designed to go hand-in-hand with the Abrams into the theater. And it was supposed to keep up with the Abrams and be able to just shoot down any air support that comes for the normal Abrams. And it was able to shoot them down. I don't know this story either.

It has two 40-millimeter Bofors on it it on a tank and it was congress was like we're trying to save money put it on a patent chassis which is a world war ii tank so they're like okay i guess whatever so they did it and they didn't use those a bunch like vietnam era yeah yeah so they were trying to they came up with the system and it was supposed to be the shit and they had a the system was it had two two ways of tracking it could track motion and it could track heat so the primary one was motion so it would you know it would see the helicopter rotors or whatever from you know a mig or whatever the attack helicopter was coming for him and it would be able to it would literally be able to just track it and all the gunner had to do was hit fire like there's no math no calculations all

the gunner had to do is pull the trigger and then it back up it had thermals so they they bring out congress on like these aluminum bleachers and then they have sergeant york's widow in the bleachers with the congressional guys to show off the tank that we named after your deceased husband. I remember this story, actually. Now that you say that. So they're doing this show off thing and like they've already rigged it out of the gate because it's such a piece of shit. They put they have like a Blackhawker and Apache fly out and they they put radar deflectors on it the ncoic in charge of the range is like putting radar deflectors on top of this plane is the equivalent to covering a dude in steak and having him stand in a walmart parking

lot and seeing if a bloodhound can find him like it's completely unrealistic that was a real quote i found like researching for the video so this helicopter has radar deflectors on it and it flies out they turn on the system that's supposed to track motion from the helicopter but the system automatically locks on to the closest thing so the system is like and instead of aiming at the helicopter it aims on the exhaust fan on the shithouse for the range aims at the latrine and they're like fuck! So they're like, okay, it's fine, it's no big deal. Switch over to thermals.

Alvin York's widow's taking a shit. Alvin York's widow's sitting with Congress like botched one, they're like, it's okay, we're fine. We're going to switch over to thermals. It'll pick up the helicopter because the engine's hot. They switch over to thermals. The closest thing is all the congressional members and alvin york's

what are sitting on an aluminum bleacher so then the guns and aims right in adam and yeah it killed the whole fucking project okay okay the project that was the project and that's how she died it was just like the uh the r2d2 unit on the the the navy ships where it's just like like he's locking on to the fucking commercial airline exactly he's like no no like you sure dad i want to eat the fucking sea wiz the sea wiz yeah yeah i mean there was all kinds of like uh i'll get into it in the video but there was like there was so much political corruption involved because like three different companies submitted uh their proto because you know like the government is like here's 50 million dollars develop a prototype to these specs and

they give it to like x amount of companies they gave it to three companies they gave it to general dynamics ford and somebody else and the general dynamics prototype shot down like 19 of 23 drones or whatever that it was testing. The Ford version shot down like four. And they're like, we're going to give it to Ford. Like, just complete political corruption. I fucking dare you to find one scenario of like weapons acquisition for the government that isn't riddled with political corruption. Oh, obviously. Since fucking World War I.

Obviously, the current military's sidearm. It's really good at shooting people. Period. It's really good at shooting. By itself. With no fingers in the trigger well.

People are harmed. If that's your goal, it succeeds. What are we going to do in D.C. when we go out to D.C.? Why are we going to D.C.? Why February? Do you think there's any chance that when we film... Can we say what we're...

I don't know what we're allowed to say. We don't know either of this. Some fucking interesting shaped buildings. When we film Unsub Drunk from the Pentagon, do you think there's any chance that they'd let us film in the room where they keep all the filing cabinets? I hear there's a blank spot right around 2001 where we could probably set up the table.

We can ask. It's a nice big opener. I just want to do like early 2000s movie like punch cut where it goes black and white it's like nick was killed in a uh vehicular explosion february 2025 we do get a i think we can cody opened an institute to train female police officers we might have to cut this part it closed out i think we should be able to say where we get a we if we're filming at the pentagon we get to say we're at the pentagon right for oh yeah the title is going to be unsub drunk from the pentagon yeah

obviously okay good and then we do have um some cool people coming on because uh bleep the name just for now wants to be on it hell yeah bleep all that yeah yeah bleep all that but they're all like super excited while we're bleeping shit did you guys hear the the leaked audio where the pilots forgot they left the intercom on on the plane which one the the one where one pilot's like man i'm kind of hung over and he and he's like quick question who would you trust more to pilot this plane me after five cocktails or a female pilot and the other pilot goes i would trust you on a heavy dose of fentanyl over a female pilot. You got John laughing at me. You got John doing his.

John doing his chicken laugh. You got some nuggies in his mouth. I'm dying right now. Do we have to bleep that? That's a great. The leaked audio. You didn't say that. That was the leaked audio? That's a great... The leaked audio? You didn't say that. That was a great quote.

What are we going to do? Who do you want to interview for the CPAC thingy when we're on the floor for that thing? That's your... We get to do a gang episode there which is what the goal was. Just a gang with chaos all around us. I would love to get people like tucker on i feel

like that would be a lot of fun oh me too i know you would me you guys have some some world war two opinions that we're gonna argue about world war two i would love to get like jd vance is like my my new like him and elon musk are my dream podcast guests though because jd vance is like just such a normal guy i just i would love to have him on unsub i wonder that's the one i wonder how is ran because it is do we just get to grab people as they walk by do we have to schedule out who's coming on i don't know certain times i didn't i thought it was in like a room and then they showed us the photos i was like oh we're on like the. The show floor.

Like those little podcast studios or whatever at SHOT Show. Like that little alley. Yeah, but we get a big one. Did you see? The space is actually like... Did you see it? That's this month? Have you seen it?

This February. No, I haven't seen it. Dude, show... Good. We got a big space. A very big space. It's literally like... That's where people do new stuff. So did you show Nick?

He hasn't seen it. Have you seen it, Nick? No. It's like there, like on the floor. Good. Good. Good. Audio is going to be interesting,

but yeah, it's going to be lovely. Well, we'll probably laugh and do this. Yeah. Actually, I think we're pretty good. We can close this bitch out. Cody, if you want to close it out. Do the thing. Do the thing.

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