Watch What Crappens - #2998 RHOC S19E10 Part Two: Beverly Shrillbillies

Episode Date: September 12, 2025

This is part 2 of 2Half of The Real Housewives of Orange County head to wine country so Tamra can get back in the good graces of those she’s shown fatty photos of and those she’s called drunk c words. Meanwhile, Heather tries to buy some friends and prove to everyone she never called the papz by getting a pap to take their pictures. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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So then we go to Temecula and Tamara's like, okay, girls, let me see this here. Just kidding. It's motorcycles. And Shannon's like, oh, God, I hope it's not. It's, it's motorcycles. Well, wait, great. Guess I'll go on a motorcycle.

I guess we'll go on a motorcycle. Does anyone notice that birds are flying especially low today? Is that just me? She was like, oh my God, what the fuck is that? So I'm like not dressed for like a motor car. So they wackily take sidecars that these big dudes are driving. And they, you know, they're excited when they offered me a sidecar. Are you, Shannon?

Are you single? Are you single for Shannon? Hey, if you're single, I've got someone that's pretty, you know? Am I right? Am I right? Shannon, show him your snack hole. Show him your snack hole. Question.

Okay, Mr. Sidecar driver, first of all, do you actually have any sidecars to offer? Also, and second of all, you don't happen to live in the path of a hurricane, do you? Okay, great. I think we can continue this romance. Should I keep my mouth shut for bugs? He's like, no. Oh, my God. What am I?

On a roller coaster! I'm terrified! Oh! Oh! I fell down! I'm just in the sidecar, but I can still follow that war! Wacky, Shannon. I am getting a phone call from Heather DeBrow.

Hi, Heather. How are you? Yes, Shannon, I just want to say, you should keep your mouth closed. Not for the bugs, but just in case a bird flies in there. Okay, have a great time. Birds fly low in poor country! Eagles don't fly with pigeons, but they also don't fly as high as my penthouse. Oh, my God, I've got some snack.

Snots coming out of my mouth. Snots coming out of my mouth. Oh, my God, Shannon, I'm right behind you. Please don't get up. Shannon, I just got something on my face. It was my snout. I'm so sorry about my snout. Shannon, why are you talking like?

I'm on a motor. So am I, and I'm not talking like. I'm sorry, you can't have a more snack. Come on a while, Shannon, are you turning into Roger Rabbit? Oh, shave and a hair cut. So they get there and Shannon cheers by, like, raising her arms and hits Brian in the face. She's like, oh, sorry, Brian. I can tell you one thing, guys, the Brad is not doing this.

And then we cut to Heather saying, Nate, Butler, Nate, will you take a picture for me? Well, my name is Alan. Whatever, Nate. Take a picture of the three of us having the best time of all time. Like, oh, okay. So they're taking photos. Wait a minute. I got snout all over my glasses, Shannon.

I'm sorry. It wasn't very nice on me. Motorcycles aren't even moving anymore, you dumb, bitch. Come on. So they go to this, like, lounge area. and she was like single no he's married i tried i tried i was like you know what i think i wouldn't mind a life of riding in a sidecar instead of that cyber truck but he said sorry already been claimed so back to the cyber truck it is oh well i'm happy i'm really happy about it there's there's a guy

over there by that food cart he might be single shannon too like men who steam hot dogs oh my god fuck off please please so then they sit down yes i will get my number dare you sit down and they're like i wonder what the other ladies are doing right now and jima goes probably counting money so we cut to heather going wait i have my black card ladies let's go shopping and i'll buy you something and they're like walking down or dea boulevard in a way that like no one walks down that street they're like here we are ladies you're right Rodeo Drive. People by it somebody else.

But just driving, they're walking down at like strutting, like they're doing like the like the opening credits of some like sex in the city knockoff. Like here we are, Heather and her girlfriends walking down Rodeo. Here we are. And they're like in these like short little skirts like girls about the town, having fun. Isn't this great guys? And then Gretchen's like, are you going to buy us something? because, like, do we get a burkin out of this deal?

Because honestly, I really can only afford going to the cheesecake factory on Beverly. Okay? This is a little weird for me. And she's like, Gretchen's like, Beverly Hills, you knew where all the fancy stores are. Yeah, it's fucking Rodeo Drive, Gretchen. Oh, my God. These people are so embarrassing. I can't.

And Heather's like, I know everything in retail. For example, Rodeo Drive has nice stores. You stupid, stupid. He's kidding. I'm being nice today. Okay. And I was like, she's like, we're going to go right of take a right of Van Cleef and then the left is Chanel. What did you?

Wait a minute. There's paparazzi over there. Did you call the paparazzi? And sure enough, there's a lady over there like taking their pictures and stuff. And they're like, uh, you so called the paparazzi. And then the paparazzo's like, um, hi, I just wanted to say, Heather did not call me to be paparazo today. I just happened to be here taking your picture spontaneously.

thank you alfredette thank you for vindicating me and they're like wait a second did she pay you what that's absolutely ridiculous why would i ever pay anyone and the lady goes she's like well i know for a fact that you did not call the paparazzi not now not ever okay you know for a fact huh totally not planted person this is so heather i love it and they're like wait so Heather invited us to walk down the street to prove that she didn't get a paparazzi by having a paparazzi who recognized her in all the storylines on Real Housewives of Orange County well enough to stand up for her. Okay. Sure, Jan. Okay. So then. Yeah, right. So then they're all like, this seems strange. It's a paid actor. And Heather's like, thank you very much, Alfredette. I appreciate

it. Okay. Now let's go to crustacean and eat some food. So they go into the crustacean, which is like a big fancy Beverly Hills institution at this point. And like, oh, wow, it's a fancy restaurant. They've got a coy fish. That's crazy. And the wait was like, yes, the coy fish is almost 30. Kill it. Kill it now. We will only accept a coy fish that are 56 and older. I like that I'm sorry to go back to this but I just saw this line and think it's so funny the paparata goes I know who shot that shot and it was not set up I know it for a fact oh okay okay well thank you thank you for yeah okay so they come in and Emily's like wow well Heather's pain give me the most expensive steak you've got she's so embarrassing I'm like so embarrassed to even watch on TV it's so awkward it's so cringy like because her it's like her comedy she thinks she's being funny like when she's like in a fancy place she likes to be like the kid in the back of the back of the classroom like throwing paper

airplane and she gets like very kind of like cavewoman about it in a way that she thinks it's funny like she's really sticking it sticking it to the upper class or something like she's it's clearly some weird thing with her but she just she thinks she's being really funny but she just comes off looking stupid like like you've been on this show for many years now like act like you've been here before okay you're in a you're you're you're supposed to be you're on a wealthy a show about wealth just act like it already i'm sick of it i want you to be a rich asshole not a poor asshole pretending to be rich okay even and if i sat down with somebody and i'm like hey i'm taking you to dinner and they order the most expensive thing on the

menu fuck off like why are you even hanging around with these people they're losers they loses So, the waiter's like, oh, you must try the tuna cigars. They're iconic, all right? They're basically a little tiny lady gagas in a steamed bowl, in a frozen bowl. Please, order the tuna cigars. So Heather's like, that's cute. We'll get that. I'd love to see how Emily reacts to it.

What's the best steak? Give me the best one. $149. No problem. Heather's paying. You have fireball? he's like no we we don't have that so then um the there we go over to temecula and chan's like okay everyone we got lots of cheese lots of cheese over here okay let's let's enjoy lots of cheese

does anyone know if that hot dog man is still here i think i actually do want to say hello to him no okay well that was an opportunity okay so they bring over some wine tasting stuff and jean is like well i wouldn't love a spit buck because like i don't actually drink But I do want to do switch and spa. That's like my mom and her boyfriend and not, okay? Hey, by the way, do you like me again, Shannon? You like me? She's like, huh, well, I mean, I mean, let's just don't.

It's, it's been super fun, but you don't need to give me the primary room. I mean, I, I'm not comfortable. So, I'm not comfortable being the primary, okay? I like being the secondary. Please don't make me primary. But I'm doing everything I can to make you like me. Can you stupid drunk of fitness? Okay, I'll try anything.

Look, even Chan likes me. Look at Chin over there. And Gina's like, it's so annoying. Just watching her fuck everything up. Like, don't walk, Tamara. Just sit there and drink your wean. Okay.

So then. That Shannon likes me again now. Shannon likes me. She's like, okay, this is making me uncomfortable. Please don't do this in front of the hot dog, man. Okay, I'm trying to make eyes with him. Please, Tamara. I took, I just took a hot dog.

And I wrote my number on the inside of the bun. and then I handed him back the hot dog and then he gave me a dollar, which was very confusing because I didn't pay for the hot dog in the first place. Is he going to call me? Is he going to call me?

So then the waiter brings a spatoon and they're spitting and they're like laughing. It's so funny. And Jen is like, oh my God, we're like some hawk to us. And Gina's like, oh my God, that is like not a graceful thing. It is like hawk toa. She was like, oh, oh, oh, hawk toa.

Is that like the hawk that I saw flying into the window at the primary room this morning? No, what's hawk, Tua? Well, you know, Hoc Tua, that's when you go on your hands and then you jerk them off like that. And she's like, oh, I've never, I've never heard that. Are you trying to chuck a corn? What are you doing? Is it a shake weight? What are you doing?

And they're like, oh, my God, get her a man. She's like, well, I'm not a spitter. I'm so sorry. Yes, ladies. I don't know what a Haktua is. I don't spit in things and I don't do whatever this is with your hands. The Bucer's like, so are you more of a swallower? She's like, oh, my God.

Well, I swallow, I swallow things when I drink them. I just, I don't spit them. Oh, my God, that didn't sound good. Oh, my God. So then back at the other place, Gretchen's like, Oh, wow, this food is so beautiful. Wow. You know what? You mind if I pour my own, my own fireball into a cup with ice because I got to stick with this. God, you guys are so tacky. And I don't even think we said the part earlier. We skipped it over when Emily's like, yeah, I just want to get Gretchen as wasted as possible.

So we see the other fun, sexy side of Gretchen come out. Are you, are you this tone deaf on this show? Like, seriously? I know. I was like, you guys just kick someone off of the show. Based off of the last time, you people tried to do this to scratch in. So let's not. So then they get their, they get their, they get their, yeah, two cigars arrive. And then he's like, wait, what's on the end of it? And the waiter's like caviar.

And she goes, mother trucker. I'm not a caviar girls. I don't want to eat things out of anybody's vagina. Like, it's not anybody. It's a fish. It's not like you're scooping something out of like, Shell Williams is. I don't know why I came up with her.

But like the, she's so ridiculous. And then she takes the cigar and she like picks it up in this really sort of like big sort of silly way and like plops it down on on Gretchen's plate. I'm like just like, oh, do you're so fucking tacky. And who doesn't know what caviar is? Are you, you've never seen caviar really. You don't know what else. Or like you don't. Fuck, I like don't eat the part of the side with the caviar.

I mean, it just is so like, like remember last year or two years ago, she had the cucumber dangling out of her mouth. She, you know what? She has really weird issues around food. And I think this is just another extension of that. I think it's just her trying to be funny and wacky and just failing miserably. She's so tacky. So Emily is asking, you know, how's L.A. different than Orange County, Heather. And she's like, oh, it's weird and fun and cool.

It's like I've been taking classes at the groundlings, you know. That's been really fun. And they're like, really? She goes, yeah. And one of the gals in there, you know, we're gals. Because, you know, we're just gals in the ground. That's what we call ourselves. Groundlings gals.

And she wrote a musical and, you know, she asked me to be in it. So I was, I was honored. I was actually truly honored. And then we see clips from the musical. And Heather was playing Heather, basically. It's like, hello, poor people. Welcome to Rich County. I'm sorry that you're poor.

I'm so sorry that you're poor. Goodbye. Goodbye. Poor people. Poor people. Welcome to Pork County, where the birds fly low and the prices are high. Pork County, pork County. Remember, when your cart's full, your heart's full.

Pork County, poor county. I died. I was like, just when, just when Heather said, oh, I've been taking classes at groundlings. I mean, when you look at Heather DeBrow, the last thing that you think of is like groundlings. That's also what I call the people on the first floor of our building, by the way. I have to say ever since I moved to LA it's been 24 years I've always wanted to take improv classes I like I was going to years and years ago and every time I'm like oh I want to take improv classes I never it's like maybe I'll do UCB maybe this years and years and I just never did it

something always came up the scheduling never worked out and I was talking to someone like a few months ago and I was like you know maybe this time I will take an improv class finally I'll take an improv class and I didn't and I'm like to think if I I had just acted on that. I could have taken an improv class with Heather Dubrow. That would have just been the most hilarious, wonderful thing of all time. Yeah. Heather, it's yes and no, but, yes and, no.

Or they have an exercise where you stand across from the other person and you have to be the mirror for the other person, right? So the other person is like doing their makeup and you have to copy them. You know, you start doing your makeup at the opposite side. Or you start like, it's like putting on a tie, you know. It's like one guy's putting on a tie and Heather's putting on makeup. Heather, why are you putting on makeup? The guy's putting on a tie. I'm trying to help him. His skin needs help.

His very poor skin. No, Heather, you're not supposed to do you're not supposed to be the mirror of fixing them. You're supposed to do exactly what they do. I don't, I don't have poor limbs. I just can't move like this. I would love to see Heather doing that.

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I am. I'm watching Alfredo mop my floor. Heather. This is how I do it. Pick up the mop, Heather. I didn't work so hard for this to get to this point. Work harder, Alfredo. Do more physicality.

Please. Okay, everyone. We're going to need some suggestions from the audience and prompts to help the scene get along. Okay, ma'am, you're right there. Oh, oh, me. Okay. You have just told your servant to bring all your bowls to Nobu, because you're going to be having dinner with your family there later tonight. Ah, okay.

All right, we just need one word, one word to get this show going, adjudicated, adjudicated. Okay, we need a name, Wendy Malick, and I'll give you an adjective. Failure. Okay, go. Go. So they're like, okay. Yes. And also, you know, I came up doing musicals. My career was in theater. You've all heard this, right? That's how I started. A theater career. Yeah, musicals, right? Yes, I loved that. The audience loved it, more importantly. And so I've been taking vocal lessons again. I joined an acting class. they're just looking at her like are you they're looking at each other like oh my god no I say good for her

because that you really have to put your pride to the side to be like listen I'm a rich woman who's not 20 because everyone in those classes is like 20 to 25 you know it's like I'm just some rich lady who's older than everybody else and I don't give a fuck like I'm going to do whatever I want so good for her like I love the thought of like those like in her classes probably a bunch of like 23 or 24-year-olds and then Heather Debrough.

And it's just like a weird version of strangers with candy, you know? And I also love that Heather's like, I am currently letting Bravo fill me as I tried to transition out of Bravo. I mean, we've seen it before, people singing like, et cetera. But like it's so blatant. It's like moved to Beverly Hills. Like I'm moving out of the city that I'm supposed to be filming. and I'm actively doing whatever I can to get off of this show to get out of reality TV. So we go back to the vineyard and there sounds like, well, Heather is taking comedy classes.

Oh, who goes, what? She wants to do comedy? Well, that was my understanding of it. I just cannot see Heather doing improv. Yeah, I've never really known her to be a comedian. I mean, come on. I can see Tyrie didn't get that patch. and we see a flashback to Terry making that stupid joke about Janet, Talia. So then Emma's like, so by the way, Jen asked me if I thought you, Heather, were pacified Tamara because you're scared of her.

Are you scared of Tamara, Heather? And what was your response? I'd like to adjudicate this right now. And Emily's eyes are crying for no reason. I'm like, can Emily see, did she just get Lysick? What is happening? So then we see a flashback to this and Emily saying to Jen, Heather pacifies Tamara because she doesn't want to get into it because she can't deal with Tamara's aggressiveness.

She goes, well, I don't remember what I said exactly, but maybe I said that I thought that maybe you did. Well, first of all, Jen's statement is bullshit and everything happened in New Orleans. And then we met and I was trying to explain and I felt thrown away and everything. And I was like, what the fuck happened? So I did say that to Tamara. Yeah, but during the light detector test, you said you were scared of her. Well, when they asked me, are you scared of her? My brain went, yeah, because that was scary.

Is that not a normal thing to say? I said, yes, I am scared of her because I was afraid that she may actually just be a rabid raccoon wearing some sort of Terry Muglay dress. Like, oh, are you scared of her now? No, because I've gotten over that. I'm taking improv now. I'm so tired of hearing that I'm scared of Tamara. I'm the only person who told her how upset I was. was after New Orleans. And the rest of the group, oh, they're all bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark. And then when they see her, it's like, oh, I'm sorry. Are you okay? I should have called. Who's scared? It's all you. Yes. And it's, she's right, though. She at least stood up to Tamara. Nobody else does. And then they're like, it's scared to get.

I think she's exhausted by Tamara. She's like, I just want to have a season where I don't, I just don't want to deal with her first season. Let me have a break. I'm just going to pretend to be friends with her. Yeah. So then the vineyard ladies are taking a walk and Shannon's like falling down, you know, wackily and they're cracking up. And then Gina and Tamara are talking. So Gina's like, so how do you think it's going with Shannon and Jen? Well, I mean, I think Shannon's got some meditation, you know, because she helps grudges.

She needs to be a crutch holder. I mean, look at me. I call the girl a stupid drunk bitch for, for one. One year, it's supposed to forgive me. I mean, what are I got to do? I'm never going to forget what happened last year. When she said, you like me now? I was like, I don't know how to react to that.

I mean, it didn't help that I went, but like I said, I really didn't know how to react. Jen seems to be moving forward, but I'll be honest. Jen is very upset that you showed Heather that photo. Oh, my God. You and Emily, I can't with you two working in tandem. Jesus. I know.

I hope this is peaceful. Okay, now I'm going to go start a five. also by the way no subtlety no subtlety whatsoever but let's not forget this one little thing that Tamara just said that Shannon really holds on to grudges I was like it's

it was like within the calendar year and she just got a DUI and she was working on like trying to drink more responsibly and be sober and you were coming at her and screaming at her and saying that she was an alcoholic and now she's like oh she just can't get over it

she's such a grudge holder it's like no she's allowed to hold this grudge for a little bit i'm i'm not going to give that this typical is typical Tamara you know blow stuff up and it's like oh my god why's it's so mad why you what i shouldn't do that they said sanchoom everybody said snowflake so then um now we see jen and uh jen talking to gina in the bedroom a flashback and jen's like yeah i saw emily the other day and she brought up the fatty photo and i got pissy she's like oh well it's good to communicate things that bother you. You don't want it to continue to happen. You should tell

Tamara right now, like on this trip, for sure. You should definitely communicate. But nothing changes until Tamara changes. So Tamara's like, well, it wasn't like I showed some fucking ugly picture or something? Well, that's how it was presented to Tamara. And who presented it? Heather. Heather.

Oh, so now we're going to turn it around to Heather. It's Tamara who did all of this. And now we're going to turn this into a Heather. of course so then we see like a flashback to heather saying tamra said to me that jen wants to be here and then she showed me a picture of her as heavy uh full-bodied robust large-boned uh wide um big shadowed not like she was fat or anything she just showed me a picture of her an unwanted photo of her.

How do I say this? A fleshy photo. It was a fleshy photo. Well, I didn't know what's presented as a fat photo. I mean, when you told me that Tamara pulled out a fat photo, that, like, that's what I hear. Yeah, I said that it was a fat photo. So Heather tried to set you up by calling it a fat photo, even though it wasn't a fat photo. Well, that's unfortunate that had to made it out like that, because it wasn't a fat photo.

It was just a photo that was fat. It was literally a fat photo, like the, it was printed on very big paper. Okay, I'm Geplein for everything. So then, it's time for dinner. Jen's like, how was your walk? Because we barely made it for the landmines. Well, it wasn't easy walking. She said, yeah, there was a lot of adventure there.

But you know, brought up something on the walk. And she said that when we talked today, you didn't feel totally to resolve. Do you want to resolve it right now? And by the way, thank you so much for asking. Okay, go ahead, Ben. Please.

I'm so sorry for interrupting you. Go ahead. Thank you so much. Go ahead. I believe at this point, they're sitting down for dinner, right? This is dinner time. They're sitting at that table for dinner, right, Ronnie?

Yeah. Some meal. I have to say. I have to say. And Tamara is wearing like a cowboy hat and there's like, it's very sort of like warmly hued in there. It's like candlelit or something like that. the way with the way with her she has like huge amounts of like eye makeup on like black eye makeup

and it basically makes her eyes she looks like an alien she truly looks like the the tall grays or whatever it is like black eyes they're fully black eyes and she has her like tapered base and i was like this is it Tamara is showing her full form she is truly an alien now and i like look i was like this is this wasn't even a joke i was like she literally looks like an alien she has arrived from another planet and now it all makes sense. She is not a human. It explains why she has so much difficulty with human emotions because she's just

been trying to study and trying to fit in as best as her alien self can. Okay, well, thank you so much. You come in peace. I hear you. I will take you to my leader once I find him. But, you know, the girls were telling me that you showed them a fatty photo. She was, I never said it was a fatty

photo. It was just a photo where you were fattened. It's not like I called you fat. And she's like, oh, well, then what was the intent. Oh, well, basically, it was to call you fat. So you're calling me fat? No, I didn't call you fat. I just showed a fatty follower of you. I mean, what's you're supposed to do? You're going to get mad at the Bible through the bush burned? It's not the Bible's follow. It's just the scrap of the bush. Look, okay, I'm going to be totally honest, okay? I was talking about the fact that I felt like, you just changed. She just, like, you know, she just changed from one person that she was, a super fat, ugly fat person, and then you just change. And it's just like a lot to deal with and just different.

And you were this shy, timid, extremely fat girl before. And now you were super insecure on behalf of you being fat. And then you just changed completely. You just changed like a non-fat person. That's all I was saying. Wait, so you're saying I look different to you? Yeah, you look totally different. I mean, you were this shy to me, the girl, he was very fat,

and now you're this, you know, wanting to be me, girl. He's not as fat. What do you want? I mean, it's like you were super insecure, and then you just changed. Now you're not insecure. I hate non- insecure people. And so she's like, okay, well, I did lose weight because when I was married, I was so lonely. And when the kids were napping, not even hungry, I would eat and snack,

because something about food made me happy. Well, yeah, welcome to my life. Like, why are we going to make this now? Now Jen's going to piss me off in this scene because now she's acting like that was the worst thing in the world too. So Tamara's like, well, now her boots are constantly. She's always wearing tight things.

She's going to get married to a man with a cyber truck. She's driving around in the triangle. Fair people can't fit in triangles. I remember hearing that Ryan, what he likes is tits on. And Jen's pretty much like that. So guess what? I'm not fat shaming you. I'm skinny shaming you.

Aha. So Jen's like, well, where did I show you any different friendship, by the way? Why is it a problem for you? Listen, I think it started becoming a problem when we did go to Cabo and Ryan's like, I'm in love with Jennifer and I go, she's married and fat. And he goes, I know she's going to leave her husband and then get skinny. And then two months prior to that, we was at our house. And now we're looking like ass us because we're hanging out with the boyfriend.

And it is like, I feel dirty. So then I took up. bath with him on camera and America loved him. She's so full of shit and I'm glad that Shannon at least calls it out because she's like, I mean, can you look in the mirror because you had an affair with Eddie when you were married

to Simon, so what? What? What? What? Okay, well, I'm sorry that I showed the picture. Okay, I'm sorry. Well, I feel like this is good

because you guys are talking. And you know what? Sorrys don't have any calories, so you should take it. Can I see the picture, please? Can I please see it? Okay, shabatch. It's like, yeah, let's put this picture to bad. I was like, okay, like was that being shady?

Probably, but here, take a look, take a look. I was being shady because I was standing in front of somebody who created a lot of shade when they sit in front of the sun because you were really bad. You were so fat. Yeah. You know, tobacco those days, Jen, you wouldn't sit around the house. You would sit around the house. Hey, yo.

I've never really understood that joke. truly really never understood that but thank you i mean i think that's that's a nice thing to say right so um they show her the picture and jen looks at it and she goes oh that's a disgusting picture okay now you're pissing me off because it's not disgusting to be five pounds overweight what the fuck is wrong with you people jen my god term's like yeah well it's not the best picture of me either because i was a size minus one and now i'm a size minus two so i was so much photo five. Do you know, it's like, let me look at it.

Let me look at it. Honestly, it's not the best picture of either of you. Like, neither one of you wins. I'm like, okay, re-roll season one. What the fuck of wrong with you people? All of you are horrible. You're all horrible human beings. And Jen's like, what do you go there, Tamara?

I mean, this is such bullshit. If Evie did this to one of her girlfriends now at 14, I'd be like, you're a little bitch, and also you're the new mother of five new cats. So please take care of them. You showed this picture because you have low self-esteem because you are so insecure. So you had to find some photo of me to pass around our girlfriends that made you feel better. By the way, thank you so much. Thank you for reminding me of that wonderful day that we took that photo.

That was a lovely time. Thank you for much time. You're right. I'm thin secure. I'm thin secure. You're right. I'm secure in my thinnity. But I apologize.

There's a shitty for me to do. Oh, I hear that, Tamara. I hear it. I hear it. But you know what? I'm like, I'm myself for the first time of 47 years. And I think the problem, you don't like this version of me. You don't like this me.

And I can tell. No, that's not true. I just like you're so much stronger, you know, holding back forks. And you've got more of an opinion about, you know, just dumb things that don't make much sense. And you have a voice now because your mouth is not a shelf full of Pop-Tarts. So I actually love that. Good for you. Okay, well, it doesn't feel like you do support me.

Listen, I just told you I was pissed off of you because you kept fucking poking at me. You know, when I podcast, no one wants to accept it. They just want to fight back with me, bitch. So Tamara's like, what do you want me to say? Do you want blood? You want blood? Actually, yes, my vampire facialist has actually closed down. So I could actually use a little bit of blood in my face right now, Tamara.

When are you opening your veins? So then now Shannon's furious for no reason. She's like, oh, you know what, Tamara. You know what? You don't want to take accountability for what you do. You go. No. Oh, you go low.

That's what you got. I think accountability. It's a sorry. It's a sorry, bitch. It's so sincere. Everything at them. Okay, you go low when you're mad, and we all need to say, oh, it's okay. Tamara can go low because that's just who she is.

Well, I don't go that low, and she doesn't go that low. And you don't go that low. And the hot dog man back there, he doesn't go that low unless he drops a hot dog. He actually did just go low. He hid behind the hot dog cart. Stop crunching down. I can still see you. I got you.

Look inside the hot dog bun. Oh, yeah, I was Shannon. He just took it behind everyone's back because you don't want people to know. Oh, isn't that all right? Not all right, but like, isn't that like if you're going to go low, I mean. Yeah.

So Shannon's like, you know what? I'd like you, Tamara. Believe you not, I like you. Oh, it sounds like it. And I have reservations at the Olive Garden later. Does anyone want to go to the Olive Garden? This food is just not doing it for me.

I don't know if you realize how hard it was last year. because there was not one time that you did not come after me. But I was hurt though. I was hurt because I thought we were so close. No, you spent the entire previous year talking about Shannon being a shitty friend to you because of her divorce with David and like, you know, sucking the life out of you. So she goes, well, apparently it's just fun to call me a drunk and a C word and an alcoholic and have another drink every time you see me. Oh, so?

I mean, I don't want to go back with Shannon, but you would drink and you would say things that were not great about people. Okay, well, then let's go back. Let's go back. I mean, even Gina said she's concerned about your drinking right now. Right, Gina. Oh, God. So predictable. What?

What? What do you mean? What, Gina? Who? What? Who? What? And I worry about you.

I worry about you. That's what I had said. And then it's like, don, don, ton, ton, and we close the episode. To be continued, was Gina being shitty like usual? Or was Gina being shitty like usual? We'll have to wait and see next week. You're all monsters.

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