Watch What Crappens - RHOP: Goose/Bumps

Episode Date: September 30, 2019

The final reunion of Real Housewives of Potomac centers around Michael Darby's goose. Or was it a tap? Or was it a squeeze? No one's really sure, but let's watch him completely chew off his lower lip as he lies his ass off. To hear this week's bonus episode recorded in the Nashville Airport, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor" merch available at crappensmerch.com! Free shipping on orders of $45 or more! **Crappens Live is coming to Atlanta (early and late show), Chapel Hill, Richmond, Tampa, Ft Lauderdale, Indianapolis, Chicago (early and late show), NYC, St Louis, Philadelphia, Denver, Seattle, Los Angeles (The Crappies), Detroit, Columbus, Austin and Houston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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How about making my brain bleed less? I was trying to put this dollar in that stripper's G string, but I have limited depth perception because I can only see out of one eye now. I can only see your penis out of one eye and it's blurry so it might be a fist. So everyone today's episode is all about the final episode of the real housewives of Potomac. Wow. Wow. What a final installment of the reunion. And it occurred to me that had Bravo not canned Katie ahead of this reunion, probably because she tried to leave,

well, she did leave the Cayman Islands vacation and probably did not tell anyone. If they hadn't canned her, we probably could have had a four-part reunion for Potomac, because it just was so much. Because think of all the Cayty stuff stuff we didn't even get to address in the reunion we didn't get to talk with the came in islands with her we didn't get to talk about her wigs with her we didn't talk about what the deal is with

her boyfriend and we also didn't even get to address like the thing with the private phones with Michael I mean we could have had a whole extra hour I doubt that Katie left without telling anybody I mean i'm sure that they knew i think she went i think she got can't because she was having a lot of like really bad issues uh... that were showing themselves well that's too on the day because katie and i mean for a long time you like to go home from the came in islands that's not cheap i don't know i kind of feel like she was

leaving in the middle of the night i mean she had like a scarf wrapped around her head, she had sunglasses on, she had like a fur coat. I mean, that is like the classic I'm leaving in the middle of the night outfit when you're wearing that at 10 p.m. in your hotel room. I mean, like, I'm surprised her was not a little metallic briefcase full of cash. Yeah. A big fedora, like a Carmen Sandiego fedora.

I just don't think that she did it without them knowing because she's not going to pay for it for herself because people without central air are generally not like, hey, I'm going to splurge on a couple thousand dollars for a last minute ticket to you know, I feel like her mom paid for it. That's my theory. I think her mom was like, you need to come back. This show, you are already on the edge and this show is breaking you. You must come back right now.

Well, time will tell I guess or it's a show material. You'll tell us one day of what happened of this time has better things to do than to tell us what happened. Gady time is like I'm not going to tell. Yeah probably. But no, it doesn't have better things to do us. No, we definitely do have better things to do. So let's focus on what we do know, which is this last hour of the reunion, which wow, I mean, I mean, you know, I have to say, I don't think Michael, I'm glad Michael did not go into the legal profession because I'm not sure I really

dug his arguments that he was providing for himself. Yeah, he didn't really do himself any favors of this one. No. And his tell is biting his lower lip while his eyes water dramatically and not because he's crying, but just because he's like an old dog, like looking for that one final shot to send him to the rainbow bridge. Oh great.

It looks like Beethoven just waking up from an app those eyes. Wow. Wow. Yeah, so we don't waste any time. The episode opens with a man, you know, heading up to stage. And Andy is like, well, we are back and I'm happy to welcome the husbands. And you just see Michael, like next to Andy, just nodding to like an invisible audience like business business.

Thank you for having me on your talk show. Mike, why are you nodding Michael? You're about to get grilled. I would like to thank this entire conference center at the Merriott Hotel. For being a fun hotel, a lot of hotels is also fun. Actually, I just grabbed the front desks,

but on my way in, actually tapped it, if you wanna be technical about about it and it was fun. So thank you for keeping the fun in business, Maryette. I checked into this, Maryette, and there was no one there to front desk, so I petted that bell, but I guess according to you guys, I grouped that bell, I grabbed it, but there's a difference between a grab and a pet. If you grab a bell, it's not going to ring, but if you've had it, it rings point prevent, I was ring bells. gotta ring them bells you

gotta ring them bells not guy at all yeah so this is the gay panic episode of the reunion where everyone's like oh my god you know Michael I actually don't think it was gay panic. I hardly enough, I don't think it was gay panic. I think it was Michael lying panic. I think that basically people want to be a fan of Michael to be truthful about the fact that he like invaded someone's personal space

and he is like trying to squirm out of it. Okay, I'll settle. Yeah, I'll settle this cool case, which doesn't have a charge. It just has an allegation. I have to say, Ronnie, thank you for giving a gentle pat to my theory Now that's what you call fun you know here I have fun still waitress I'd appreciate a pad of butter wait Don't want to get sued by the butter. What shall we call it a dollop that would be great. Thank you

With this butter lose all it's fun Sorry, I was like to this reunion. I was just finishing watching a viewing of my favorite 90s movie. It's Pat It's different. No, there's not cold. It's grope. It's not cold. It's great. It's Pat words made a Good so Andy does as usual like for super detailed how it was. He's like my ears were burning You know and when those ears burn I mean they burn in a really very Fantastic way because they already are kind of like they look they're still They're very red, you know it looks like he's standing out in the cold

They're still busy. They're very red, you know, it looks like he's standing out in the cold. Please sir, can I grab another? I mean, pay it. I mean, it's bumped. On the street, Erchin doing business business, trying to get ahead and live outside in the cold business business. So this season, the women showed all the ways they keep sexy for their man. Okay, you know what? This is what I don't need this. Okay, I don't need this. I don't need Karen giving blow jobs in my life. I don't need that visual. I'm glad she's still sexually active. I'm a very sex positive person, but I'm also very sex behind closed doors. So I don't have to think about you having sex kind of a person. Okay, Karen, stop giving a blow job to your finger. Thanks. I think you could be sex positive,

but Karen tongue negative. I think those two things can totally dovetail. Thank you, you labeled it. That's what I am. Yeah, you're a KTN, Karen tongue negative. And the thing is that, you know, every new hour of a reunion I've noticed always has to start off with fun and games.

They always have to have a segment that's like this season Robin got a microwave, but who was doing the zapping Robin or the microwave? And then you just see like five minutes of Robin putting things into a microwave. I'm like, do we? We don't really need the segment. You can just get into the drama. It's fine. We don't need to something lighthearted.

I mean, that was Robin's biggest moment, really. Robin is somebody who would have a micro a segment her biggest thing that they show over and over again is eating fruit on her couch and reading her i phone so uh... so they talk about care and giving blow jobs and uh... then and he starts asking people about their sex lives uh... he asks what's her buttons can this he like, so Candace is Chris really a two bump jump. Yeah. And she's been and Candace is basically like, no, no, I was

just saying that like when he turns me over and gets on top of me, he does it very quickly. But no, we have nice decent, you know, sex, sex, and you know, like it's fine. It's fine. Have you ever, have you ever got, I've ever gone to the store and, and we're like, I want to buy some yo play, yo group, but you can't find it. So you get like off brand yo play, that's like why our sex is like, that's it. Basically it's Kroger, Andy. That's what I'm saying.

We have an up and up sex life, okay? So get off my ass and also how she said that she's like Andy what I meant was the way he gets me over and ready's to mount is quick Fuck says that Andy also asks So who do we think is the biggest freak and everyone's like oh definitely Ashley and Michael goes well you girls must be boring then because that's normal in my opinion I'm an excited sexual heterosexual mile excited to do freaky things with my girlfriend sailor rap fits whoa that's just normal business business So then Monique and Chris having sex. Are they having more sex now than they did when she was pregnant?

And she's like, Oh, Jesus Christ. Give me a break. It's still blue. The guy. God, get off my ass. Yeah, I don't, I just don't know why Andy asked these questions open over again. I mean, I'm happy that they're all comfortable saying it, but it just I just still think it's so strange how he goes in on this every single time He really does maybe love knowing about like aging people sex lives

Yeah So so Andy is Andy's asking about everyone's libido or whatever and Michael's libido is still huge despite him being older and then Andy's asking Robin if she and Juan are still basically fucking like rap brought rapids and she's like No, no, it's more like puppies. I don't know if puppies fit into that analogy They don't at all and this this is a disturbing enough of a reunion without bringing that into it

You know what I mean? We're like we've got sex allegations They don't at all. And this is a disturbing enough of a reunion without bringing that into it. You know what I mean? We're like, we've got sex allegations. Then we've got Karen sucking on her dentures for whatever reason. I don't know where that sound suddenly came from. Now we're thinking of, then we see Karen give a blowjob to her finger.

And now we're thinking of puppies fucking. You know, like, yeah, I just need a break, Potomac. Can you just cut a man a break? That would be great so then um... i think andy or someone asks um... would robin and one do a threesome because kati had suggested doing a threesome and what they do with recent and robin's like uh... hell no

and one's like well not with kati uh... with two women who aren't on the stage at all, probably. Yes, possibly. Robyn's like, oh, I thought we were on the same page without, oh, how could you have wasted that romantic massage? Now we're back five steps. And Karen's like, I told you I liked one. I told you I liked one. Something, some kind of glue came off of her teeth, because her teeth are practically moving around of there today.

I don't know what was that. But every time I got it, it was full of glue and even. Here's what I have to say, Andy. It's like when you're going to the dentist and you're waiting for them just to suck that little vacuum in your mouth. I just like the idea of her glue came out and her teeth are moving. I like to think that, you know what it is? I think that she just has new technology in there and so her teeth for rotate to capture as much light as possible to power the rest of her body.

There's like little solar panels. Yeah, a little solar panel guarantee. So I smile all the time. It I got to take into the sun. You might notice my outside light is on, Andy, but it's only saying on for about two hours, Andy, mmm, small solar, Andy, small tooth solar. Well, I'm trying to pucker the ass, that's why I've installed some solar panels in my teeth, so that way I'm incentivized to smile and take into the sun through my teeth. So Andy's like, God, does anybody smile and take in the song to my teeth. So Andy's like, Oh, does anybody think that Robin in one should get remarried?

And can I just answer for America and say no one gives a fuck? Okay, no one cares. It's been the same poll for the past four years. Also Andy is like, so one, earlier we were talking to Robin and Jupiter Dicks that you'll be married in a year and a half what you say to that he's like Wow Wow, that sounds great. Yeah, I'm like really on board and I'm I'm not just saying that because I'm on TV right now I'm I really I really feel that way truthfully. Can we talk about that threesome again?

I know they're like Juan can you focus you focus? You just see his eyes moving up in his head to get a boner. So what were things with race tax situation? Race like in some people would say, like the baby tree I hit before hitting the large tree and the in the rear view mirror. So the rear view mirror. Literally, we took his tax problems and all the subpoenas and took him to the rear view mirror and now we can't see what's behind us anymore. So Karen has caught in another stupid lie because Karen just tells stupid lie after stupid lie.

And he's like, so Ray, are you okay? Are you happy to be back in Potomac? And he's like, well, that was fine wherever we were. And I didn't mind Virginia or Oklahoma, wherever that was that we were with that Furniture then I slipped right off of and almost got charged double from the rental company and Karen's like well the point is that he is long as he's with me. I'm the main ingredient And he's like, uh, didn't you say that Ray was the one who wanted to move, like, I don't know, 10 minutes ago. It's like, well, he wanted to be near the office. Nice to support anything Ray wants.

Anything Ray wants. I will do because I'm a good wife, Andy. And the point is you have to be a good wife to Ray. Andy, that's what he's like. But so Ray, do you still want to move to floor it up? He's like, yes, I do. And not because they famously have very lax tax laws. Because that's never a review mirror.

Yeah. So yeah, Karen won't let him move to Florida. So she just looks down because she's just been caught. If I can carry it. Yeah, she does a sad pucker. Look at the knees and pucker. So then Andy And now Andy goes this season Martin

unprecedented unprecedented event in housewives history where the main source of drama happened not on camera But quite literally behind the camera sort of like if the camera had an ass and that camera's ass was nice and juicy and someone came and gripped it, that's what happened to that camera behind the camera. So then we get the Michael montage and they better get to it because he's not going to be able to answer questions soon. He's biting that lip so hard. I mean, the second that comes up, he's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh business business. So when we come out of the clip package, because we see like Michael's greatest hits, Michael's greatest pets. And he's like, so first I need to clarify something about the unseen footage in the first clip. That was a cameraman who was responding to Michael after he'd been grouped obviously by Michael. And the second video that we don't actually know who Michael was talking to, but I would like to know who that person is and how much sex they had this year. And he knows who it is. It was Monique's cousin. Everybody knows who it was. So Andy's apologizing without apologizing. He's like, well, you know, that was a separate clip. And I also want to apologize to you like I did when we reared that clip on watch what happens live And I said that we were mistakenly identified as cameraman when he wasn't a cameraman

Just want to clarify that I'm sorry Then I said you grubbed one person when possibly it looks like you might have grubbed two people at that party Michael's like yeah, we'll all say this this whole thing with you girls. It's embarrassing you all You should all be ashamed of yourself You should be ashamed of yourself caring Don't trust me. Don't trust us Michael. Mmm. That's a match act. You're not even a planet with solar panels in your teeth Carls a bitch that which you said calm as a bitch realize caring real lies and she's like listen Mmm. I have eyes solar power

eyes I'm basically 95% robot robot from 1993 95% 1993 robot that's what I am and I stay neutral I stay neutral so black ray when he tries to drive I stay neutral well the incident that I described accurately from the beginning is that I bumped into in. He made a claim not a charge. I need to get that on the record. He made a claim and not a charge. I mean less than my check there's not a restaurant called Charge Jumpa. All right it makes a difference. And if there was they would be calling me first the person who can charge things. Whether teeth, maybe. Mm. Mm. You have to have solar panels in your teeth to lose

all the panels in your teeth, am I right? Mm. And then he's like, okay, so you're saying the claim was thrown out and not the charge. And he's like, there was no way of eating sandy. That's why it's, that's why it was thrown out. What kind of evidence do you need for someone grabbing your butt?

Like do they think fingerprints of the person's butt? I mean, what kind of evidence do you need for someone grabbing your butt like do they take finger prints at the person's butt I mean yeah what kind of evidence you're supposed to have for that kind of a thing exactly so Andy is like so what happened with the camera man is I had no idea I bumped into him and he said don't do that it's the weirdest thing to say that's why I giggle by my I'm not very good at taking comments from people who said I grew up them when I I was nearly painting them on the ass and having fun like other watch-alienes like to have. I mean what a bizarre reaction A&D and Andy says well you were giggling sheepishly in the video which you know objection.

Okay objection if I was Michael's lawyer. Yeah so leading. Well none of this is leading, you're leading, Ambi. Yeah, so Michael's like, listen, if you as a six foot seven huge guy, I bumped into him. How could you not bump into a guy who's six foot seven, strapping huge, looks a little bit like Chris, a little bit like one, sort of like the perfect man. Am I right? Am I right? You just bump into them? And suddenly I have a boner. And Ambi's now he's like okay well who are you talking to in that

second video and he goes Hank Monique's cousin and listen since the Andrew thing which by the way wasn't a group it was a tip a friendly tip between two guys tip tip tip tip tip it was very Gregory Hines is what I'm saying it was very tip tip Andy alright you see the sports all the time. It was just like a just a classic. Classic tap. It was a. Yeah, it happens all the time.

It's a Gregory, if Gregory Hines were playing basketball is what it was. It was a tap on a sports butt. That's all it was. It was a. Let's pretend Gregory Hines was on a sports team, but he also needed to ride the subway. So he needed to use his tip card to get through the subway while he was tapping and also tapping other sports people. It happens. It's very normal. Backwards is Pat, which is also one of my favorite movies. Have I

mentioned that, Andy? Where did that lady go? Or was it a man? You'll never know. We'll never know. The only way you'll ever know is if you group the the insights, but you know what that's not something I would do Big Chris is cracking up he's like But perhaps maybe but only on the game field Michael starts doing the well I'm from a different country You know I'm from a different country. You know, I'm from a strange country. That's on the other side of the world.

We're not, we're not used to these modern castings. We barely have electricity over there. It's an exotic place called Austria. Oh yeah. Yeah, Andy, it's a different country. And Andy goes, oh yeah, by the way, that's why I love Australia. It's fun.

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beard, I just know he wants it. Good. And Monique's like, yeah, no, I asked him if you guys have jokes about butt grabbing and he didn't know what I was talking about. And Mike's like, well, I'll tell you this much, this country has lost a lot of its fun, Andy. It's lost a lot of its fun. Yeah, you just can't go grabbing people in this country. Isn't that net? Link country. Lots a lot of it's fun. Oh, man, I might earn a drug for us and I'm going hard rump. He lost so much of our fun.

Get off my lawn. Am I right, Indy? So Andy is like, well, so money, what's your take? And Monique says, I don't know what's happening. And he's like, put cameras. She said you had cameras. She's like, well, I mean, they said it was in the basement. So I didn't look at the footage in the basement because we don't have cameras in the basement.

And he's like, but then when you saw it was outside, I mean, was the footage gone? She goes, yeah, because everybody said the basement, but then it was outside. And that footage is gone now. Right. Exactly. So it's gone.

It's lost. So then Andy reads a question from a lady who says, just gone now. Right. Exactly. So that's gone. It's lost. So then Andy reads a question from a lady who says, basically, hey, Michael, the way that you reacted to the cameraman was the response to someone that did something wrong. And so Ash is like, no, that's not what happened. I mean, what happened was that Michael bumped into him. And then the guy said that. And Michael said, okay, as in, okay, I'm not gonna bump into you again

with my hand that was making a gesture like it was squeezing orange because he likes to think about that a lot. Yeah. I mean, you know, there's a reason they call him more Gina, Ambi. And she was like, well, you know, Ambi, they were just walking in transit.

Like who talks like that? They were in transit, okay, guilty. Guilty, ma'am. So at this point, this is one Chris, Chris, Candaceus, Chris, who by the way is wearing a Krovat, which is wearing a mascot. Oh, yeah, yeah.

I mean, what the hell? And Sockless velvet shoes, just please stop duck case idea. Okay, just stop. So he does this thing where he like leans back and looks at the ceiling as if he is like almost distracted by himself and he's like yeah but usually when you bump into someone you see excuse me you're sorry just saying. Oh well that proves it then lock me up, mate. Does that prove it? Does that prove anything? All right then lock me up. I want you the new

black. All right, orange is the new black. I guess I'm guilty then. And it's like, I'm just saying, he's like, well, you can do whatever you want. All right, you're a normal guy. Look how normal you are. And I'm assuming that he's a Asgard shaming him. I think there was like some mild Asgard shaming out putting their yes.

Yeah. Chris is like, what does that mean? What does that mean? And he's like, listen, I can't put my mind in other people's minds, Andy. He came, I bumped. It's like the field of dreams. If you come, I will bump. He came, I bumped, I came. You see? Like Michael, you got to choose some better words when defending yourself

against sexual allegations. Don't say he came, I bumped. Yeah. Bad Bad bad Michael. So Chris is like, uh, yeah, well, what about the night at L2? And he's like, what about it? And he's like, well, that's the night and he goes, no, no, no, not that. The night at L2, I was called into question because that night the same cameraman was walking between us and he said you grabbed us that night too Chris. I wish point and he does this. I wish point and he does this face where he is like it's the face of like a ooo that's not good but at the same time he's sort of smiling as

in like ooo that's not good but it's what it points me up. So Michael's like oh okay and he goes now look, I didn't see it. And that's what I told HR when they questioned me. But when he walked between us, he whipped around and he gave you this death stare. And Michael's like, well, that wasn't even the charge. So you don't know what you're talking about. Do you need to get your charges?

Or wait, wasn't he saying it wasn't a charge? It wasn't like like, he's- So now it's the charge again. Well, no, now he's like, wasn't a charge? It was a decline. He was saying, like, so now it's a charge again. Well, no, now he's like, he's like, you gave him, you gave a death stare. Well, a death stare, as far as I can tell, I can't kill anyone, sorry, Medusa, fictional character. No, but actually what Michael says is, he's the right.

You don't know what you're talking about, is usual. So he sort of doesn't have a response for that. He just sort of goes to a, you don't know what you're talking about, place, which is kind of funny. And Chris is like, I do know what I'm talking about because I got the phone call and Michael goes, you did a what? We're just like his worst offense he's had. He's just saying you did a what? And he's like, I don't know. Okay, I'm not talking to you. Yeah. And Michael's like, okay, I'm not talking to you. Yeah, Michael's like, okay, I'm not talking to you.

I'm not talking to someone who swears. Oh, God. Chris is like, don't tell me, I don't know what I'm talking about. There's two different incidences. And then Andy's like, well, Michael, everyone here said that they heard from the crew that you've been doing this a lot.

And he's like, what? And just like, well, I saw the Andrew thing myself and it was not a path, a grab, a squeeze. I mean, whatever you want to call it, I saw it, duh. It wasn't a pit, were a grave or anything. It was a pit. I was like, wait, you just said it wasn't a pad or a grab or anything and then you said it was a pad.

What are you talking about, Michael? She goes, well, I saw it, duh. And I told you Michael stop by. And he's like you were way off when it happened, Jizzale. You weren't even around there. You were Disneyland on the man at home. As far as I'm concerned, she weren't even there. By the way, Disneyland, thank you for maintaining your fun.

She's like, I was there raw. I started with my own two eyes. No, there wasn't you. That was a robot, a robot that looks like you. He was torn from the hall of presidents because someone thought you might be president, but you weren't. And that's why you were disneyland because you thought you might be in the hall of presidents. You want to see your own robot, but guess what? He was at the club watching me, Pair to Andrew, for fun. So shall I say be quiet to zeal or shall I say be quiet president Lincoln?

Which would you prefer? As she's like, oh, maybe you should. No, no, no, I think the buying it, I think the the buying the president, the all presidents automation routine. Just stay with me on this little right? So to the side I saw he said you didn't and then they show a clip of her seeing him do it. I mean it's like well that was just a pay it and then we see the I mean they really slow it down. So it looks like he's just the massaging Andrews asked for a good 20 minutes. Yeah. And so then just I was like I said that don't do that. And you said to me, why, the Michael says,

don't do what? And she's like, do you not remember what we've been talking about, tar for the best hour or nap? I said, don't do that. I said, don't just squeeze another man's ass. He's like, there's not even enough time for me to do that. Like what you're saying is that I grabbed his ass and I grabbed someone, I mean, where's the timeline?

Where's the timeline? If it didn't more, I don't like the fact that you used the A word. I'm not gonna have an argument with someone who swears in the I'm sorry. And Karen's like, Oh, I'm lying. Who counts the time of grabbing ass? Hmm. And he's like, I don't care about you, Karen.

I said, I don't care about you either, but there are victims in the world afraid to speak up. You went to fucks five and said you bumped him and he said you grabbed him. And now there's a question mark. She loves saying that now. Now there's a question mark. Let me tell you something. I was going to write a sentence. And then it's hard to ask a question. Guess what? Now there's a question mark. Let me tell you something. I was gonna write a sentence

And then it's hard to ask a question. Guess what? Now there's a question mark And actually says well there are also lots of people who try to extort other people Karen Like ew don't do that Ashley. That's like the worst. That's the worst thing you could say in a situation About like you know when when victims are or people are speaking up about you know being violated what that's the worst thing because that is such an old like it's like an old myth like if out of a hundred victims or out of like 200 victims one person does that then that all of a sudden like all the victims are potentially doing that no don't you dare do that Ashley yeah but that's what they're saying right I mean if he didn't do it then what would the

guys reason be? For lying. Well, clearly, clearly, this man wanted a pool table. And he saw that I had a pool table in my living room, because I do see much business. I could end one. And clearly, he wanted that pool table. What can I say, exorbitant for the pool table? Oh, so then he does another classic, you know, assault assault.

I don't know what I'm trying to say, but then he pulls out another classic line. He's like, yeah, he's like, I love Robin, and I love Juan, but Robin, you crossed a line. We'd stopped filming, and you were very, very drunky, Andy. I'm sorry, but she could be in the stand-up, Andy. That was classic. I was like, wow, this is so, it's kind of amazing

how this is all playing out in such a stereotypical way in these situations. Because, I mean, first of all, he's clearly treading water at this point because, as we mentioned just before, he had his pre-planned arguments and they'd start to fall apart. He got to a point where he was like, I'm not going to argue with you because you curse, which is like a deflection, things like that. And then he was saying things like, I don't even have time to group him, even if I wanted to, basically. Like he's like, I went by so quickly I couldn't have grouped him,

which is like a terrible argument. And now he's saying this thing, and there's like, oh yeah, and Robin, on top of that, you were drunk. So he was just trying to sort of like, yeah, he was like, she was so drunk, she would never remember me saying that. So drunk. And Robin's like, I didn't talk about it because it happened off

camera which is supposed to be a safe zone and because but she did talk about it yeah did and she just shrugs she's like yeah I guess I did so but then Andy's like the Michael there are two other people who heard you make that comment because no, they are two other people who fit to other visions of it. I mean, one of them is saying sausage, one of them is saying penis, one of them is saying kill bossa. I mean, it just, it's not my fault that three people had three independent thoughts about me wanting to suck a philic object.

And he's like, I don't even speak to Candice, alright? And she's like, but I heard it! Because you were nowhere near Disneyland, lover. You were probably watching Jazeal, do you were acting Disneyland? Alright, you were nowhere near. And I should have threatened to file charges against her for assaulting my wife with an oiife. And she can't discuss. She was in my home, sir. She was in my home. She was trespassing. And then just everyone laughs at her. Yeah. And he's like, she was not trespassing. She was asked to leave. You are in a truder. You are in a truder. Just like my mother. So Andy, Andy's like, but some Michael, they're all kind of saying that

you said the same thing. And he is like, once it's sausage, once it's plain as, I'm like, Michael, semantics is not going to get you off of this one. Yeah. It's like, I would never make something like that up. And Andy goes, Juan, Andy goes, Juan, what do you think? And Juan's like, no comment. I don't want to talk about this shit. Yeah. And Michael's like, what do I have to prove to anyone? What's wrong with any sexuality?

Because basically they're asking about it. This is where it gets a little bit more gay panicky, right? And it's like, what do I have to talk? What do I have to, what's wrong with any sexuality? And everyone's basically like, no, it's not about sexuality. It's like about the fact that you're groping people's asses and not being upfront about it. And so in my mind, it was more just like, like, your sexuality is questionable and it's

not a panic because of your sexuality, but like, it's almost like the sexuality is more of an evidence for the growth of that makes sense. Well, given that there's very little evidence, the reason why people believe that it happened, that's actually more what it is. The reason why people believe that the growth happened is because his question his sexuality is like murky and so like it would not seem surprising if you were attracted to men and he had boundary issues that he might squeeze a man's ass yeah he does it all the time it's not like anything new he's great he's squeezing guys asses and he said he does it for friendship like that

it's just something fun he does so I don't know how anybody doubts it you know but here's a he's a bit is it it's just for fun but now I can't say that because it's confessing to a crime so he's now here's where my soul is really yeah but here's where the uh here's where the blind spot is I think with with with this whole thing he's saying you know in Australia we do it for it's for fun, it's for fun, you know, in sports, that it, that it, first of all, you're not in Australia. Different countries have different cultures and you just have to accept that, okay? Second of all, like I get it, I get it, like there could be, I really do generally get that there could be like a cultural or even an age or just like a misunderstanding of like what's appropriate, but he's been clocked a few times, you know,

and it sounds honestly like this cameraman has probably told him know a few different times and finally was like, I've had enough. But, you know, like, you know, you get away with one or two but then it's like, okay, sir, learn, okay? Yeah, I mean, never if I can learn, it's not just keep stealing it. Yeah.

Yeah, it just keeps doing it. So then Candice jumps in again and she's like Candace jumps in again. And she's like, it's about respect. And it's like, Candace, I've never even talked to you. I don't have anything to say to you. Or I don't care about you. And after she's like, yeah, you've been talking about him like a dog. He can, he can have his chance to speak. And Candace says, well, that doesn't, you mean he gets to negate everything everyone says? Well, what else, you know, oh my god, this whole thing. It's like Michael stopping a fucking letch. Please stop. Yeah, and stop giving Candice credibility. Okay, because that's what you're ultimately doing

Yes, and then they start having the credibility fight and Chris is like well Why do you have all the credibility and no one else gets any credibility? What do you put away? I have to do to get all this credibility credibility? Well, it's a fair point by the way because my because Michael is saying how no one has any credibility. Boyd, what do I have to do to get all this credibility? Credibility! Well, it's a fair point, by the way, because Michael is saying how no one has any credibility. But why does he, the only one, why is his story the only one that should be taken seriously? Yeah. So Andy's like, okay, let's say Fox 5 20 more times, to Zell, and she's like, sure, you went to Fox 5 and said it was clear that charges were dismissed. Un Fox 5.

And it's all over on Fox 5. And that's all you wanted to discuss when we wanted you to say to your wife, Hey, I wanted to publicly apologize here on Fox 5 to my wife for putting her through the sun, Fox 5. And he's like, I didn't put it to you anything. If anything, maybe I could give her a pet on the back for a good job and buy a pet. I don't mean growth because a pet is a pet with matter, with matter, sausage, pain us, two different words.

And can't resist. She was hurt by a turn of events involving you. And he's like, that is absurd. All right. And she's like, well, the headlines and all the activity goes, what activity? And Karen goes, well, at least think of it as standing by you. That's all I'm saying, am I? Well, that's based on the crux of it.

I mean, what he should have done is apologize that she had to even deal with it. That's what I think that's what they're trying to say. Because of course, if he didn't do it, he can't apologize to her for putting her through it, because he didn't put her through anything if he didn't do it, he can't apologize to her for putting her through it because he didn't put her through anything if he didn't do it, right? That's a fairly logical argument there. But what he can do is say, I'm sorry that you had to deal with this

and that this is probably embarrassing for you, even though I'm innocent and I'm sorry that my wife has to now be dragged through this too. Or how about I'm sorry that I've squeezed so many guys' asses that this is even something that people would consider that I would do. Yeah, that's what you do. You know, which of course, he doesn't even,

he doesn't even admit to the Andrew thing and we saw it on camera, so. I mean, who knows? And like several of them saw it in person too. Yeah, so squabbley squabbley squabble squabble. And Juan goes, hey, stop! Don't, don't, don't. And we go to break.

And then when we come back, he goes, stop! Hey, I have to use the bathroom, guys. Like now, I gotta go. So Karen, yeah, so Karen is still doing this going on with a... Michael, I think you should thank Ashley. Thank Ashley for standing by you and having the strength to come to my Lada He's like oh you're trying to manipulate me to saying things and Monique's like well when this happened my first thought was just Ashley

How is Ashley and Adi says yeah? Does anybody regret how they handled this in regards to Ashley and Candice goes, well, I wish that could have been comfortable enough to text you and say, this is bad shit. Unfortunately, I wasn't comfortable enough because you're a terrible person. Fucking Candice as usual. I also wasn't physically comfortable because my mother bought us a terrible couch, okay? And my damn mother is giving me uncomfortable all the time. Mother. Just turned her into the Androh. So Ashley's like, well, I'm excited to 2020, but you keep implying that Mike paid

this person off Candace and she goes, well, I'm implying that that could have happened. That could have happened. She's like, oh my God. She goes, but you're the only one who said that that Michael paid this guy off. And she's like, on camera, on camera. you're the only one who said that Michael paid this guy off. And she's like, on camera, on camera, I'm the only one who said it. Candice is always good for just a terrible argument also. You know?

She really is. She really is. Just really good for that. Just saying just some stupid shit all the time. So Robin's argument is that Jiselle did call her and Ashley saying everything is fine, everything is fine. So they have to go by what Ashley is saying. So what do you want from them basically? Yeah.

And that's not true, but also maybe just not to talk about it every single episode over and over again. On camera. But that said, Michael totally deserves it. And he's quite, to me, he's just quite obviously guilty at this point. So it's like beating a bad horse. And Jacelle's basically like, listen, you know, I've heard Michael's side and I still believe, I still believe it happened because of all the claims of the producers. Because that's the other thing is that like basically it sounds like the producers have been telling all the women, like, oh yeah, he has a broken issue, he's got me, like this clearly there's been scuttle butt that's

been happening. And Michael's like, well, the climb from the cameraman is that all sexually assaulted him, which is a much ways thing. And I mean, oddly enough, I get that because he's, I think what Michael is probably saying or wants to say is like, okay, yeah, So I touched him, I groped him. But I did not like sexually, I didn't think it was, sexual assault was like big heavy stuff.

That's like rape and molestation, right? And he's like, this is like a grope, you know? But what he fails to realize is that if he did, if he did, you know, groped this guy, it is a boundary violation. Like I personally would not have, I'm not sure I could call it sexual assault. I mean, it doesn't matter what we would call it- What's all the social assaults? It's also sexual assaults.

I mean, it doesn't matter what we would call it. It's what the law calls it. It does get, you know. It's what the law calls and see what that person feels. Yeah, and Andy's like, well, unrecquested touch is assault, Michael. And Michael just shrugs and laughs. Like, oh, come on, come on. And she's like, yeah, well, you're sitting here

pretending that what happened with Andrew didn't happen and you're acting like I lied lied and he goes, well, it was one pick on one person's butt. Oh, geez. God, the show. So then Chris is like, well, you know, I didn't see it. So I gave him the benefit of the doubt, but then I did see the show and now I just don't know what to think. And Ray's like, well those clips are funny. I mean, I saw a clip of Michael saying, you wanted to grab my bet. I mean, is that true, Michael? Is that true? And then we see the clip of Michael saying, you know, I want to make things better with Ray. Part of me just wants to go over and grab his butt. Do you think I should do that? It's a come on, Michael. Yeah. Now, I believe in that case, Michael was making a joke, but he's also not doing himself any favors.

Because it's one thing to make, if you're making jokes because you have this reputation, so you're trying to own it and control the narrative, fine. But then don't keep, don't keep growing the butts. Yeah, he's just, I mean, he's unhelpable, basically. Yeah. I also like Ray, okay. Yeah, he's just, I mean, he's unhelpable, basically. Yeah. I also like Ray though. Ray is so funny because like,

it was pretty obvious to me that that was a joke that was happening on screen when you talk about grabbing Ray's butt and never is like, and how he wants to grab my butt, he wants to grab my butt. It's all down, Ray. I don't think you really like, you know, you know, we all enjoy some, we enjoy some Ray Huger

We joy what enjoy watching clatter around with those pots and pans, but I don't think even Michael Darby is trying to Trying to pinch that butt. Oh good. So Michael's Andy says is this cultural and Michael's like yes It's very hard to be friends with people in this country Andy And you're saying you know know, all these women, they're so hostile to them and not one person reached out to him, which is weird because they work together. I mean, they are work friends. And just like, we should call you. Well, friends call friends where I'm from, but if these people don't do that, it's fine. I guess we're not really friends, okay?

Also, friends pet all the friends on the bat on the butt where we're on front. Guess we're not friends, air well. Yeah. So Ray's like, well, I didn't call you and you know why? Because I didn't want to get into it because I believed you did it because I've seen you do it.

I've seen you throw, I've seen you grab lots of behinds. Yeah. Ray and Ray, he's like, listen, I thought I was playful. Oh, you know, but I've seen you of behinds. Yeah. Ray and Ray, he's like, listen, I thought I was playful. Oh, you know, but I've seen you grab behinds. And then Michael goes, what are you talking about? No one's seen me grab a butt except for Giselle. We didn't even see him grab a butt because it was a Ray-Bot version from Disney. Got to love those imaginary geniuses over there. Okay. What are you talking about, Ray? And Andy's exhausted now. He's like someone else's butt. There's another butt in this.

And Michael's like, they it's an unhelpful ray. It's an unfanded accusation. And he's like, uh, you said that you do it all the time in Australia. Do you remember? Andy asked how I would feel if he grabbed my ass. And then we see a reunion clip of Ray saying it would be a problem if he grabbed my ass.

And Andy goes, okay, so the count is up to four. And it's, yeah, and it's like, okay, like, I don't know, so Andy, like you said, he's exhausted and finally raised like, I saw you grab an ass. You grabbed Andy's ass and then he's like, quick, wait, I'm in this now. I don't think so, you're complicit name Andy you're the smoking gun and all this Emory is like well you know you were kidding around but you still did it and Karen's like oh really

how was it a pattern grab this Karen just like oh she's doing this thing because she wasn't expecting ready to go down this path so she's sort of like flopping around on the couch a little bit like a windshield wiper. Yes. And, uh, and he's like, well, I guess I was fine with it because I don't even remember. You know, the show went well and I love you guys and Candace goes, uh, are we done with this? Hey, why don't you pipe down over the canvas? Okay. You got a whole segment about a purse hitting you in the face.

Yeah, seriously, an entire arc about getting hit by a purse by your mother, okay? Yeah, and what's more offensive is that I actually agree with canvas, but wait, there's 45 minutes more of butt allegations. So now Michael, you know, now Michael tries to change it up and he starts saying how he starts complimenting Ashley for being a starwark through all this and being so strong, etc. And you know, I brought them closer and now they have a baby and he's like, I look at our child and see they assume hope for the future Because this is not how the future should be a bunch of people who don't like to grow people. That child's going to grow up be the most fun grouping child I've ever met in my life. First toy, stress bowling, B. Then we're gonna go to a farm and teach that child how to milk a cow. I'm just just just to get that motion down. So there get it's now break time, but the cameras are still rolling. And actually

is like, are we done? You said it's a rap. And Mike goes up to Giselle and he's like, hey, Giselle, just wanted to say, we're all good. But you know, you have to understand this more to it than this. I that I can't say within these walls. All right. And there's a lot more Giselle. I won't talk about it, but sometimes you got to respect me for that It goes outside this world. It's okay the truth is I Won't once gripped an alien. Okay, it's at a business world. It's that other world So he then he's talking to Ashley and he's like what's I wrote about Robin? She crossed the line Didn't she and the girls are talking amongst themselves and like Jesus Christ, he's an arrogant prick.

Well, he's also trying to say something in ashes, like, um, you still have your mic on, you have your mic on. Biss is saying, whatever you're gonna say, like, don't say it right now. Yeah, bad, this is not the time. So then the guys are just pretty much getting ready to leave. They're done for the day. And Chris is like, I didn't say the F words too many times,

right? Just comes out right just comes out just comes out And Mike Mike is the hell Mike is the hell out of their first so when we come back Just Ellis like so Andy. I knew for quite some time. He grabbed your ass. Why didn't you bring it up? Yeah, and he's like I guess I just kind of, you know, I've not as asked groups go, just wasn't that great. You know, I've had a lot, I've had my asked groups a lot, a lot in this town. That one just, I don't know, kind of felt like a little iguana was just giving me a tap, like a little hello, like, hey, go to the tropics.

So back to the reunion, Robins like, oh, I still don't get it. And Karen's like, hmm, well, the important thing is, wish sisters, whether we like it or not. I would like to say he's innocent, but one thing I wish he hadn't done was go on Fox five and say there was no contact. He didn't have to say there was when he said that it changed the whole thing, and he... Fox 5, I mean can you believe it? Fox 5, I did turn to Fox 5. I didn't even know there was an entire network devoted to little animals. I mean, Fox 5, how wonderful.

And it actually looks like so now you're mad that he didn't lie? It's like, what the hell? It's like the lie was hoping it would be proven innocent. And he's been asked question mark remains. And then. Yeah. And she started talking about, you know, basically, I mean, her point is is is fair. She's basically saying, look, he's saying that there was,

there was a, you know, that there was contact. And he's not really owning up to it though at the same time. And so he has to kind of you know like if this guy is saying that he felt violated by that contact michael really should you know in some way like respect that appreciated or process that he's not and he's sort of

making he's making some of the camera man's the crazy one when they're clearly was contact as totally conceivable that this guy could have had that impression i think that's what you sort of trying to say but it's caring you never know well she's saying i can believe whatever i want to and actually like well uh... then what about mr. blue eyes that will be wise thing and she's like well that's different actually because that wasn't true and she's like but this isn't true either

and i saw that man with my own eyes with you and she's like well i have a driver all right And I saw that man with my own eyes with you. And she's like, well, I have a driver. All right. I have a driver. I own my life. And so she's saying, well, if you're going to say that it's your right to believe my husband grabbed an ass and it's my right to believe that you're

cheating on your husband. And everyone's really good. Oh, God. Yeah, everyone's like, Jesus Christ. So this is how we end with Ashley and Karen just screaming at each other about who cheated on their husband and whose husband is Assaulting people. Yeah, so then Andy's like, guys, guys, guys, let's do some rows and thorn am I right? Everyone? Rosen's or okay, Candace. What was your rose and what was your thorn and Candace is like, well, my rose was obviously getting married and sharing that all with you who you guys all seem really interested in having that shared with you.

So thank you. And my thorn is probably the disillusion of my friendship with Monique. So at this point Monique starts to like choke up and she's like, yeah, I was like really sad because like I was gonna say the same thing. I'm like, are you like a little sister and I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. And then Andy's like, you guys want to hug it out? You want to hug it out?

Yeah. Let's like it out. Let's get out. So they do. And Monique's like, oh, you're crying. You need your little pocket square. And then one of them has her hand on the other one's butts. And Ash is like, you're touching butts. And that's not the first time I've seen it either

Like wow fun time for jokes Ash That never too late for some fun sexual assault jokes Ashley. I totally missed her saying that that's so funny Yeah, and they're like oh, yeah, haha. We're grabbing each other's butts. Ha ha So Monique is happy about her rainbow baby, obviously. And Robin's like, my rose is completing my flip. And my thorn is not having that dump truck yet. Okay. Also, I'm sorry I heard Ashley and Michael. That the fact that her flip was her rose made me so sad for Robin. So sad. My rose was buying some accessories from my Kia and putting them in an old house. Yeah, my Rose was learning how to use an IKEA L-Ranjandy.

So then, Jizelle, her Rose is her girls because like why not? Sure. And her thorn is like how she treated Ashley by being too by being overly shady to her and confessionals but that's funny because we know that's a bullshit thorn you know that was secretly her rose as well yes and Ashley's like well I should know that about you to sell your shady but you know I took it harder than I should have my rose is having a child that looks exactly like the buckrabber in the family and the thorn would have to be having a baby that looks like the book wrapper in the family and even if what do you want me to make something up i was a little shocked that she put her she chose her thorn as the Michael

group saga but uh... i was a little shocked i actually thought that her thorn was going to be her father rejecting her face to face yeah that would have that would have been a better thorn. That seemed like a really good, like that's the sort of thorn that scars you for life. The Michael stuff doesn't scar you for life. The Michael stuff is if anything, it's almost like a product of that scarring, you know?

That denial that you have is like from the scarring that your dad, your dad thorn gave you. Yeah, yeah, that's a very deep thorn. Yeah, it's just, you know, just, just, just, just, it just workshopping some psychological theories out on the gas. Just, you know, go my parents. And Karen's like, well, my rose would be that my family was surrounding me when I lost my parents. I was able to successfully launch a lidon in honor of my mother. I'm like are you really? Karen you're really plugging you're really plugging your business at the same time as you're saying Come on and she's like and my thumb is I

Haven't had any thorns acting till this fight five minutes ago Andy Look five minutes. What are you talking about? I think my thorn was keeping the lids on those pots and pans too tight so that we couldn't get them off. Oh, it was terrible watching them over there. Stop it, Ray, no, he's back. He's back at it, he's back at it. So two seconds ago, she screamed,

your husband is the sexual assaultor. And right now, she's like, well, you know, well, I just hope that we can forget this past five minutes. Because we're better than this, we're better than this. OK, you know, well, I just hope that we can forget this past five minutes, because we're better than this. We're better than this. Okay, you change a lot. You've asked the light all what. And there's like also this thing that they're saying, Jizzell said in the middle of the episode, and then Karen said it here, at one point, Jizzell said to Ashley, I just want Ashley to win, nah, I just wanted to win, nah. And

so now Karen's like, you know, I just want Ashley to win. I just wanted to win. I'm like, Ashley is not in any sort of competition right now. She's not in any sort of race. She's not doing a slalom. She's not on Shark Tank. There's nothing for her to win right now. Yeah.

Well, guess what? Everybody wins a Ben Ye. They got him from... Not how to sugar. Yeah. Yeah, without powdered sugar. I blame the PAs.s yeah they probably put the sugar on too soon and melted in where they probably didn't want to get it all over their beautiful dresses actually that was what I was thinking to but I say fuck it get it on their dresses it's just sugar

it's worth it yeah I mean what do you worry people on posh marker going to complain it's not like you guys are gonna wear those things anymore Yeah, exactly. It's not the what's not the first time why powder's been found on those dresses. Hey, yo Alligation that was an allegation parallelation Playpal just didn't know how to have fun in this country. That's what I have to say So they all toast to bedgays and Karen's like I didn't get to eat my Benye and New Orleans because someone, but this is good Andy, this is good. And then you just hear someone go, this is so wrong. It was probably the Benye.

This is so wrong that this is how I have to die. The terrified Benye. Oh gosh, everybody, thanks so much for being here with us this season of Real Housewives of Potomac. We will be replacing these recaps with the upcoming Real Housewives of Atlanta season. Ah, but in the meantime, we will still have our marriage medicine up on Mondays, and in fact, the newest recap will be up a little bit after this one. We're going to do that episode right now, so thanks everyone for listening.

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