What Now? with Trevor Noah - Kara Swisher: Tech, Power, and Why You Should Get the F*cking Duck

Episode Date: October 2, 2025

Trevor and Eugene Khoza have a wide-ranging conversation with tech journalist Kara Swisher as she spills the tea on how to get a wife, the early optimism of tech, how our tech oligarchs need to think bigger, and much, much more! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Kara Swisher is widely considered the most powerful and plugged-in reporter in the world of big tech. Kara Swisher knows Silicon Valley as well as anyone. My source tonight is the veteran tech insider Kara Swisher, the host of the podcast on with Kara Swisher and Pivot. Who do you consider your competitors? You tend to go wrong by focusing too much on competition. We want to dominate the great next global industry. Do you feel like it's a backlash or that you feel like you're violating people's privacy? What do you do all day?

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He was like, where did you? No, he said, where did you don't have yourself? He said, actually, Kim Kardashian does. No, are you being serious? I don't expect that. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. I showed you.

I showed this one. Not, not, yes, but show him what he was. So she was teaching me duck face. Okay. And that time we were together. So she's like, here's how you do it. And she showed me. She has a light, this loomy light around her camera.

It's right there. That's how the picture looked. Kim Kardashian taught you how to take selfies. Yeah. But your day to day. She's good at it. No, I mean, I'm assuming that she's brilliant. Oh, oh.

Oh, those are. All right. All right. Every time I've tried to take it for it. It looks like I'm using a Nokia 3210. That phone did not have a camera. That's not what I was about to say. I was like, I don't know why that image was even better for me because the Nokia 3310 doesn't have a camera.

Exactly. Well, why are you saying? My pictures look like there's someone with a sketchpad. Oh, man. All right. You are so good at pictures. That's all four of them with their babysitter both at the same thing. You know, I didn't know what to expect, but you're not wrong.

No, there they are. Yeah, the composition. That's them. The lighting. Looking like a part. But where you were standing at... Pick pile, see. They love doing that.

But we just put a sheet up behind us and took the sheet made of... And then you just jumped in. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Do you think the cameras are actually getting better on the phones? They're so good.

The new camera on the eye, the new iPhone. Do you leave your phone portrait unlocked or locked? I let it decide whatever is going to do. Yeah, these are amazing computers. They're astonishing. No, I'm just always intrigued by which people keep it locked or keep it unlocked. Unlocked. Because if I want to watch something.

So if you turn it sideways, does it turn? Yes. Lock it. I've just explained to you now. That's the pictures that I take. Do you know what I'm talking about? No, he doesn't. Eugene is the perfect person to have this conversation with us.

Yeah. Because he's like a mega Luddite. Okay, right here, there's a thing called the lock screen on this. You lock it, and it doesn't, when you do that, it doesn't do it, you unlock it. And then if you're watching a movie or something on YouTube. Yeah, yeah. Just do everything in real time. Except you're in, you're in.

It is unlocked. It is now unlocked. now it's locked. Yeah, there you go. There. Keep it unlocked. Keep it unlocked in case you're watching. If you want to turn your screen.

Then it just goes... But I don't like my screen turning when I turn the screen. Oh, okay. Do you know what I mean? I'm very intentional about those moments. So sometimes what I don't like is it will turn when I'm not trying to turn. That's right. I just want to look at my phone from a different angle.

Oh, yes. Then you should lock. Oh, sometimes you're just minding your bins going, hmm. And then it goes, yeah, and then it turns. I don't like that. So I'm like, don't turn for me. I will tell you when it's time to turn. Plus, a lot of the apps that have come out now, they auto-rotate when you go into like a full-screen mode.

That's right. They do. They can't. So I feel like it's a... You feel like your free will is taken. This is exactly what I'm... So would you say... This is autocracy, really.

Yeah. You really want to get into it. This is my true challenge in life. Yeah. So I keep it... No, you do what you want. See what your vibe is. But at least now you know, because Karas, wish you have talked.

By the way, welcome to the podcast. Thank you. And more importantly, happy birthday. It's not my birthday. Yeah, I feel like it's never your birthday. No, it's never. I put birthdays all over the Internet, so nobody knows my birthday. Yeah, but then I feel like, I should say, happy birthday, too.

Every month is my birthday. You know when I read this about you, I was like, this is one of the craziest things and most amazing things I've ever. When did you start doing this? In 1993, 1993, three. You put up your first fake birthday. No, no, I did that later after I realized what was happening with the privacy stuff, which was relatively soon. I just kept telling different things. there's a correct birthday up there they've found the real birthday so but you just keep i just change it

and tell people different things and just i put it up in places i'll change it in different places just because i don't want people necessarily know my birthday because i was really worried about privacy from the get go yeah when when aOL started i started covering aOL in the 90s and that was the first you know iteration of where we are today popular one there were others there was you know there were all kinds of message boards and things like that, but it was real complicated. And if you didn't, it was not easy to use. And so AOL was the first commercial interpretation of what we see today. And that wasn't even the internet.

That was a service that was then attached to the internet. That was, you know, it was not the internet. It was like a walled garden approach. And the minute I saw what AOL was doing, I realized they were scraping and stealing information so they could take advantage you and sell advertising. You knew this in 1990. Yeah. Three.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it was obvious what they were doing. What did they need all this information? Why were advertising, come back that were based on my searches and stuff. And then when Google was there, I got it right away. You understood what they're. Well, initially, Google's business model was not advertising.

They didn't have one, actually. They came upon advertising. This is, I remember using AOL. And I don't know what it was like in America, but in South Africa, we didn't really have these services full on. So we would get a CD, a disc. Everybody did. Oh, that was the same. Yes, everybody.

That was their method of marketing. Yeah, and I could only access it for like, it was like 30 minutes. Like each disc gave me 30 minutes. Yes, to try it out, to try it out. And then that was, but in my world, I didn't know when the next disc would come. So I'd go on these little chat rooms and these, like, I'd make friends on these chat sites. You know, and I remember it was like age, sex location, ASL. And you type that in.

And then I would go, you know, age, male. and location in South Africa, then people were like, you're lying. That was the first thing everyone said, you're lying. Yeah. Like there's no internet in Africa. Ah, yes, there is. Well, there's not as much, I'll tell you that. That was, that's...

Yes, but they were like, there's no internet in Africa. And then I would say, sort of like your birthday thing, I would go, well, I am the prince of my village and I have the one computer. And you know what's crazy? That's when they accepted it. They're like, ah, that makes sense. That makes sense. Welcome to the internet.

You know, it's interesting you said that about Africa, because in the early days, Google had this amazing visualization when you enter. the company. It was small company at the time. And it would show a globe where all the information requests were coming from. And it was different colors based on language. And so it was sort of a light visualization. So it would show the amount of questions being asked around the world. And it would be like beams of light, almost like skyscrapers, right? And you see New York, big skyscraper and lots of languages. And you'd spin around to Europe and there'd be a lot with lots of like Germany, had German, French, whatever they were speaking. And you see

lots of light. And you would spin around to different. Asia was just bright because they were using internet. Because the cables that went across the seas were linking all these countries, right? Africa had almost no light coming off of it. It was a, and I remember turning to Sergey or Larry, I can't ever tell them apart at this point. And I said, what's going on? And he said, they're not asking questions. I said, no, they're not allowed to ask questions because they don't have access. They have questions. So, you know, this whole, asking questions is about modernity when you ask questions. And they weren't, this one continent was not able to ask questions that they didn't have the fiber laid. But when wireless showed up, it grew really

fast because then, whether it's to be satellite or whatever happens to be, they got, they had, fiber is a problem ultimately. So when wireless happened, it changed. Yeah, like the physical infrastructure in most developing nations is the hardest thing to get going. But that's why wireless became the revolution. So in South Africa, and I think many parts of southern Africa and India, we actually leapfrog the United States. You did for speed, in our connectivity and speed. Like I remember visiting America and 3G wasn't a thing here,

and people were still on like old CDMA technology, like a GPRS. That's for another reason, because the companies didn't want to modernize. And so, you know, one of the things we did, and I didn't interview at the time the head of the FCC, see. And the U.S. had the most expensive internet access and the least fast. So I was like, oh, so we're getting shitty service for the most expensive price. And it was because of the way these things were monopolies. And they didn't, you know, whatever the cable, the cable barons didn't own a certain section. And where they decided to modernize or not was when things got

modernized. And so there was no competition. And they tried to keep satellite out. They tried to keep all kinds of things out in the United States because we let these corporations. rule the ruse, as we always do. And that's why it was so slow to get here. Competition is what everything is about in general. There's two things you've said that just sparked, like, sort of how we should be looking at tech even through today's lens. The first one was when you said, you're at Google,

you're talking to the two people who've started Google. They have a device that tracks where people are asking questions from in the world. They see no questions from Africa, and they're like, my eyes, Africans aren't asking questions. Well, that was their first thing. And also what they also had is... But what I'm saying to that point, and I want to hear what you're going to say after that,

but it's wild to me that the people who are like sort of seen as shaping the world and the most intelligent weren't intelligent enough to come to the conclusion you came to. I don't think they're the most intelligent. I don't... Yeah, but that's how they're seen is what I mean. Well, of course, because we have to make these people into gods, right? They're magicians or gods. They're not gods.

They're just people. And very broken people, many of them. I mean, look at Elon Musk from your country. Wow, wow, wow. Wow. Damn. Damn. The way she just threw that at us. From your country. He was so slick. He's a proud immigrant. He just happened to be.

She threw a ninja star at us. And look at Elon Musk, that crazy bastard from your country. I meant that as a compliment. I meant that as a compliment. He was an export into this country. And good for us for letting him in. It's great, you know, maybe not today, but yes, for a while, for sure. But, yeah, he should, well, he should go to Mars. Let's just be clear.

Let's send him to Mars. Let's move him to another. I sometimes think he's just trying to get home. Oh, to Mars, yeah. Like, if we found out that Elon Musk was an alien who's always just been trying to go home, it wouldn't be the most shocking thing when you think about it. You're right. You look at his mannerisms, the way he jumps, his vibe, the way he doesn't, like, really

understand human empathy the same way. Yeah. What is the guy just trying to go home? So he's a trapped alien who's trying to get home? Yeah, there's been movies like that. There's been movies like that. Remember where they're like there? Oh, yeah.

Yeah, very well done. Yeah, well done. So if you were an alien who was trapped on Earth and you knew you had advanced technologies. So he's the only one here. Yes. Of his kind. You have super advanced technology.

You're not going to come out and tell humans I'm an alien. You know what we do to you. Right, right. You know. I think they dissect you, obviously. Exactly. The bigger question should be why do they send him here? No, but they said they sent him.

Maybe he got stuck. I like this. He got lost? Yeah. He got lost. Maybe his spaceship broke down. And where is it? What do you mean?

He fell in the sea. Also, he was in the sea and then he swam. Yeah. He's an alien. So he's got fish like 10. And how do you explain? He raises dad. Oh, that's a tough one.

He buys sperm. Maybe. Okay, maybe. Maybe it's like Clark Kent Superman. Maybe his dad like found his pot and then has just been raising him. So he was out fishing. Yes And then all of a sudden there was a floating

Yeah And then he And then he raised him And then he gave him a meat suit And there you go Yeah Ah Good

What was he before Was he like a weird blob We don't know We don't know We'll never know We'll never know Until we get to Mars we'll never know Elon's true form

Well we actually know what people look like on Mars If they actually today Interestingly you're talking about They found some bias Bio on Mars It was a speckled rock And it has They found something

that's akin to life there. It's not a person, but it's a, I think it feels like it's almost like lichen or something on this rock. It's a speckled rock with bio material. That's what they're calling it. On it. Yeah. So that life does exist. Well, water exists there. Lots of stuff exists there. So there's a possibility of further life. That said, interesting, I just interviewed a bio, an astrobiologist and physicist. And he was noting, he wrote a book call, his name's Adam Becker wrote more everything forever, which is the sort of motto of tech people, which is not, you can't have more everything forever, right? But they think that. And so he was blowing up the Mars idea because Mars has got gravity issues. They've got massive

radiation issues. It's constantly hit by comets and asteroids and stuff like that. And so he was like literally the worst day on Earth is better than the best day on Mars. Like because you have to live below ground, like deep into the ground. You have to protect yourself from radiation. Your bones get, I think, more brittle. I'm not sure what happened. You get shorter is what happens. And you get stupider when you're there. And so you do become, you know, these depictions of Martians as sort of mole people. It's actually kind of accurate. That's what would happen to humans there. That could be us. Right. This is sometimes where I think of like, you know, like the sci-fi stories. It's freezing cold and hot, too. At the same time?

different time. Or alternately. No, no, on the same day. Like, they, the... It just like goes, it oscillates between... It oscillates, yeah, and you age really quickly, which is another thing. So there's no reason to want to go there. Yeah, at all. You didn't sell it well.

Did it? So then what is their, what is their obsession with it? Because you can get to it. It's closest to. No, but I mean, like, I wonder if you've garnered an insight, you know, going back to what we were talking about, these men are seen, in today's world, at least, is seen as, like, demigods. I've talked to people who just, you know,

genuinely believe that you should never, ever question Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos. Not anymore. Not anymore. That's changed recently. Slowly. Yeah. I don't know. I think their brand is not great these days. I mean, Elon's brand was quite high. And now it's, I think he was the most hated person in America recently. I mean, over Trump. In a poll, one of these polls. I was surprised. I was like, not Trump. It's him. It's actually Musk. Yeah. His brand. Because he went against Trump. That was a mistake. No, that's not why. That's not why it was decline.

It was already, because he acts like an asshole. Like, you know, and he showed himself, he showed his ass. I mean, that's what he did. He showed his ass. And I think you noticed, wow, he's a little strange. Wow, he's cutting without indiscriminately. Wow, he doesn't know what he's talking about. He kept showing his ass.

And you were like, oh, wait a minute. Yeah, he is an ass. And just jumping up and down, saying, tweeting things about how we need more white people on the planet. And, et cetera, you start to be like sort of repelled by it. And look at the brand. Look, I don't have to prove it. I don't think it's just because people don't like them that Tesla's sales have plummeted.

I think that's part of it. Other party doesn't have a car anybody wants anymore, and there's lots of competition. China is tracking him across the globe, B-Y-D, making great innovative cars all across the globe. In this country, a whole bunch of carmakers have great Rivian or Ford has some great cars. Everybody's now competing,

and Tesla hasn't innovated in a very long time, except for the cyber truck, which, as you know, is the ugliest car in existence. And it hasn't been able to sell very many, except for men of problematic penis size. Maybe a woman or two. How do we a society avoid men of problematic penis sizes? Well, because you're a parent of five. Three men, yes. No, three young, two young men and one boy. Yes, yes.

I don't know. I think it's really, I think it's been with us forever. That's not a new fresh insight. You know what? I actually think we are in a cycle. Like, it's a loop of life. We often forget that tech was the domain of the nerd. Right?

Like, I know when I was burning CDs, like when I had my first CD-ROM, my first CD-writer, my modem, when I was building my own little rig. You know what I mean? When I was in that world, I can tell you now that world did not brush up against anything cool or sexual. Yes, no, not at all.

None of that. Yeah, fast forward to today. There was no world where I could say to you, ah, my PCI slot got me closer to that woman. No, never happened. A lot of things are making sense about you now. A lot. And you know, I'm glad you're opening up about this. There's times where I have questions.

You just had the answer. when he said PCI slot. I know. It was a complete. He was trying to make a sexual reference, but it didn't work. No, no, I wasn't at all. Genuinely. See?

I promise you I wasn't. I wish you was. We heard it. No, I wish he was. I'm teasing you. No, genuinely. But I mean, like, it just wasn't. There's a lot of tech words that are very sexual, though.

I've never even thought of them in that way. Put the floppy disk in. Wow. Okay. I would go with a stiffy. Siffy, right? Yeah. Hard drive.

Hard drive. Hard drive. There's all kinds of stuff. Yes, there are. So when I think of that world, right, there was a community that we would, we would form as nerds where we, you know, the bullies beat us up, the, it was just not the cool space to be in, right? Then money comes into it. It becomes money. It becomes the force that changes the world.

And then what we forget is this is like an entire generation of nerds who were bullied, who are always on the outside. And now society has just told them that they're the coolest people But they didn't sort of like... I don't think they've ever been the coolest people I think you're going to... No, but I'm saying society. Society, it likes money.

And money, but that's what I mean. But that's what I mean. And without the money, they would remain uncool. And the power, yeah. Right, exactly. And so, and even now, the way, like, for example, that dinner they all had, it was embarrassing to them. Oh, yeah, the dinner at the White House.

Yeah, it was, I was like, you're the richest people in the world and you have to suck this guy's, you know, whatever. PCI sucks. Yes, PCI. It was really quite something to see. It's like, what's the point of being the richest people in the world? If this is what you have to do, aren't you exempt from that?

But they're not. And so I don't think they look very cool. I thought they looked kind of like toadies, pathetic toadies. But that's just me. Maybe that's the side effect of being bullied as a young person. Not all of them were. You just want to be with a cool guy. Doesn't talk like a cool guy.

Mark Cuban's pretty cool. He's always been cool, I think, for example. Mark Cuban. Was he like tech nerd in that way? He's a tech nerd. Yeah? Yeah. He's just a different kind.

You know, I think, I mean, Mark Zuckerberg is kind of classic. But actually, he was pretty popular in high school, from what I understand. He was not bullied. And it just depends. I think that, you know, it's because it's formed by Hollywood, like Revenge of the Nerds and those, and all those movies. And I think, you know, as tech became so important to all our lives, we began to recognize the importance of these characters in making us understanding and inventing it.

But back in the day, Edison, was a hero, all those people, all those inventors, Franklin, they were all heroes. So I think we've always loved the inventor. I think that's not a new thing. But you're right, there were these images, like Bill Gates, for example, sort of was the quintessential nerd, right? But that image is, you know, when you talk about, I love that you say the word inventors. Because I watch every single Apple event. They just had one. Every WWDC, every new, new launch every, you know, I watch the pixel events. I watch the Google this. I watch them all. And I don't know if I'm the only one, but I feel like over the past few years,

I felt like it's less a club of inventors now. Oh, yeah, than marketers. Yeah, it feels more like it's marketing and extraction. It doesn't feel like when you say these things, Edison, I go, yeah, but look at what Edison was trying to do. You know, Graham Bell, look what Graham Bell was trying, look what Tesla, the man was trying to do. None of these people were trying to think of a way for you to get your, like your food 15 minutes faster than you were getting it before. Right. That's not an invention, in my opinion. Well, it was interesting because at one point in, some of it was inventions, absolutely.

And Steve Jobs sort of personified that although he wasn't a technical person, he was just, he was good at marketing and he was good at visionary, being visionary of what it should be. And he had enough technical expertise to spur inventors to make what he, what his vision was. but at one point during the internet age it got so I guess fucked up that they were someone came to me

with like digital dry cleaning service I was like this is not innovation this is just what do you mean a digital you just ordered on an app that's all it was just an app and it was still dry clean

I'm like are you going to dry clean it digitally or because that would be cool but one of the things that I used to someone said to me at the time and I agree with it was at one point Silicon Valley became really smart people doing really small things. And that's what it felt like.

That's why Elon was so interesting, I have to say, and I spent a lot of time with him, was because, you know, he was talking about cars, he was talking about space, he was talking about neuralink. He was talking about tunneling and hyperloop. Whatever you think of those things, and whether they work or not, they were big ideas. They were, yeah. And so smart people working on small ideas is really quite deflating in a lot of ways. And I think a lot of it is that, right?

And Steve Jobs was perfect at making you see the vision of where it was going. Because, you know, this phone, even though they just released the skinny one. I don't know if you saw it. It's got that bump on it. I saw it last night. The bump is weird. It's massive. It's also lopsided.

That's my problem. Like maybe it's just a mean thing. Steve wouldn't have liked that. Yeah, I go like, if you're going to make a phone that has a mega bump on the back, at least make more bump. Because then when I put the phone down, it's flat. Now you have a phone that has like one corner and then it wobbles and it does a thing

Like an upside down total Why am I resting my phone on the camera? I mean maybe it's just me but I'm like Right they have they have a case for it But then it's now thick again The point of the thin phone Correct I said this to this Apple executive And they're like God you're annoying still

I had to sit through this lecture last night It is so he's 100% right The wobble And not just the wobble You make the thinnest phone Yeah And then you put a fat battery on it And you tell me look we can put a battery

But then if I've got to put a fat battery on a thin phone You've got me back to the fat phone Just give me back this Okay but the gains of the fat back and the wobble No, it's no gains There's no gains So you don't get more battery? I have one camera instead of three

I have less battery life Than I would have on the other one Less battery with the bump on It also charges slower Right Right So charge is slow I've got fewer speaker grills

Yes that's right Come on I'm not loving this new one I have to say You know what I do love The new AirPods Now that's pretty Those things are cool

Real time translation Well, AirPods should be, if it was a business by itself, it would be a massive business, right? And everyone made fun of them at the time that came out. If you remember, everyone was like, you look ridiculous. I'm like, no, no, these are fantastic. One of the things that to me will happen is someday we will have video cameras in them or some sort of camera. And it will start, it will be your, instead of wearing glasses, like, which some people are working on Face Meta has some. Apple obviously did Vision Pro.

But these are where I think there's going to be visuals. and then it's going to talk to you, like in that movie, Her, it'll be talking to you and like, okay, up ahead is that person, go to the left, go here, and you'll constantly be interacting with some sort of AI that will speak to you all day long. What's the first tech that made you feel like you were living in the future?

I always love asking this to, like, tech lovers. Oh, well, I'm a little older. The browser, the browser, the mosaic browser. Really? Yes, because, look, you had computers. So not the computer, that was like okay-ish. They hadn't really innovated. I mean, there was that, there were a couple, not Dells.

What was the company? It's gone now. They had some small ones that were pretty cool, right? Actually, it's not true. There was something called General Magic that created the General Magic device. And it was an iPhone before there was an iPhone. Like how long are we talking about? It was a lot of the people who worked on iPhone later.

This was the 80s, essentially. No way. I can't remember. I remember Apple had Newton, if you remember a long time ago. Yeah, yeah, but I don't know about General Magic. General Magic was before that, and a lot of the people moved to the Newton Project. They kept trying to do it, right? And the guy, Tony Fidel, that ended up being critical to the iPod, worked at General Magic.

Like, they were always trying to figure out this sort of, and it actually goes back to Star Trek. That's what they were trying to make. That little device that the communicator, the communicator, right? And so they were always trying to create that, and that was what that became. But General Magic had, and I have one, I have an original General Magic. was a block. It just was too big. And it had pictures of mail on a desk with a mail with a mail box and stuff like that. And you would, you know, a stylus. And it was just, it wasn't the right form factor, but it was directionally the correct version. And if you look at that, you're like, you could see the straight line into this. Same thing with the glasses and stuff. I have one of the original Google glasses, which... Those massive ones? No, they weren't big, actually. Google Glass was quite skinny. And then it had this weird little, thing, this little squid. Yes, they were not massive. Vision Pro is massive. It's still big.

And so are most of the meta ones, Oculus and everything else. Googlass was small and it sat on your, it sat on, like it was very thin and then had a little thing. It just wasn't very functional. It didn't do much, right? And it would sit there. And one of the problems with it, when it first was introduced, I went to my ex-wife worked for Google. So I went to a Christmas party and they just introduced Google Glass, but nobody had them but the Google people. And so everyone on the boat, she was in that division, had the Google Glass on, on a boat. It's such a great scene. And they wouldn't let me have it. They're like, you can't have it. I'm like, thank you. And they're wearing it. And they were trying to get it to go. You go, hello, Google, or you made it, you said something like

hello Google to it. Yeah. And then it was act. Yes, they have an action word, right? And they were all going, hello Google, and they were turning on each other's Google glass with the same thing. At Google parties, they used to have really good food all the time, and they'd have like a mountain of shrimp, like really good shrimp. And I sat there eating shrimp, like this is the worst thing. It was like, this is dystopia, but the shrimp is delicious. And they didn't realize nobody would interact like this. And even Sergey, who wore them around all the time, he's one of the founders, Sergey Brin. where I'm everywhere. And they were so weird looking and unattractive. And he was wearing

them at a Vanity Fair Oscar party. And he came up and he goes, nobody's talking to me. And I'm like, well, you're wearing those fucking Google Glass. No, celebrities don't want a picture at a party where they're smoking pot. Like, are you kidding me? Like, what do you take them off? You're just walking around with a camera. Yes, exactly. And he goes, oh, what should I say? I'm a billionaire. It'll work with these people. Like, take off the glasses, say I'm a billionaire. But what happened with Google Glass, and I think eventually it'll get better was, and I did say this to him and others at Google at the time, I said, congratulations, you've rendered, remember they went to Victoria's Secret and they all had them on. Do you remember that? No, I don't

remember this actually. So they had to introduce it, they did a Victoria's Secret event and all the supermodels had them on. Oh, wow. And so I was there and they go, what do you think? I go, you've just made supermodels unfuckable. How good for you. Well done, boys. That is technology. It was. Well done, guys. But I think everything she's explained is what I find wrong with technology. It almost feels like it makes you ignore the giant plate of shrimp in front of you. Right.

Yeah, you've never, what, like what tech? No, but I like asking you these things because you've always been one of my non-techie friends. So you'll ask me questions and there's some tech that you'll adopt and then there's some tech that you won't. Yes. Like which tech do you think is actually meaningful? Do you like even care? I think after the radio we should have stopped

Jesus, Eugene and then we pushed it to television now that this man's a lot right I'm sold on television I love the butter churn you know what I actually like you might like this the aura

although now they're working with the defense department so fuck that but this ring is really it's the beginning of the idea of monitoring your health a little bit I find this to be really interesting and it gives you

I used to call a lot of these things unwearables because it was like your steps What does that tell you about your health? Does it tell you anything? Oh, I did 10,000 steps. What does that mean? What should you do next?

What I always wanted was a device either on your wrist or here in your ear. You need a donut. We'd go, oh, that was a mistake. We'd talk to you and say, what you need to do is get up right now and walk a thousand steps, and I'll tell you when you're done. Or what you need to do now is go get a kefir immediately and drink that down. Get those probiotics going. Get those probiotic going.

But I would like something that has actionable information. And this one, especially for sleep, really does, gives you data that you can actually pay attention to, and they have to start to interpret it. But that's the kind of thing you're hoping for. That would be useful. It's good for you, and it makes you look committed. Yes, it does. Yeah, it's kind of too big, though, because only guys made this. Let me just say, it needs to be this big because of all the sensors in it.

But eventually, it won't. Where space for your wedding ring? I know I'm married. I don't wear it. Don't say anything. I don't like rings. I don't like rings. They make me feel like I'm captive.

Just, I do this with a ring. The ring itself on your finger that makes you feel like. I don't like, I don't like rings. Some people like jewelry in general, it's hard to it. No, just even like around your neck as well sometimes. You've never had a conversation with your wife about it. She would like me to wear it more and I try. I try my best.

How many times does this topic come up? Many times. Thank you for bringing up and now she'll listen to this and we'll have another one. Let me just say something. Let me give you a little tip for reporting. Ask a man how his wife is sometime. I always start in for reviews with some weird personal question. Ask a man how their wife is.

Many men do this. No. They fidget it with the ring? They fidget and take it off. Like they don't, they, it's really interesting. Just try it. It's like it's burning them from both of the rings or something. It's like a weird.

And they're always like, great, great, great. Everything's great. And I'm like, okay. I wonder if you could get all the data. and see if there's any correlation between who took the ring off and how their relationship turned out. Right, exactly. Because maybe that's like a tell that someone's giving you.

Like, how's your relationship? And if they pull the ring off and then answer you and then put it back on. Maybe you can tell us because you've never had it on. It's because they know when you put it on. Well, that's said, I'm not subject to that. I'm only wearing because I'm traveling. I usually take it off in the morning. So where do you keep the one that was blessed for this union?

Blessed, yes, because the Catholic Church loves a gay marriage. it's in a box it's in a nice pretty box it's a pretty box probably from South Africa from your country I'm fascinated by this because earlier on I was telling you that I'm actually entertaining

the concept of getting married Okay I have what I know you just said that to me You just told me Wow you see You didn't know sorry You were together You said maybe ask your friends

What did I say? No, no, no, no, no. No, I'm saying about us, the friends. Oh, I said, have you fix him up. Let me explain what the way the what came from. The what came from me finding out on a podcast that we are sharing here from Karaswisha that you are considering getting married. Well, I'm a famous reporter, so that's clear.

I found out that you were a weird nerd who was brushing up against nothing cool whole life. You knew this about me. You've always known this about me. Trevor, I didn't. He didn't know the shame that you had. I didn't know the shame that you carried. Yes. There was no shame.

I was just a nerd enjoying myself. Yeah, 100% shame. You wished he could date girls. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you how much fun it was. Let me tell you some. Few things were more fun. Friday nights, I would be in my room with my PC.

With my PC. I'd have my PC. Oh, wow. And we had this deal in South Africa at the time where the service provider would give you internet that, like the, the cost of dialing up wouldn't go beyond a certain price from 7 p.m. on Friday night until 7 a.m. on Monday. Down times, yeah. Right? And so the maximum price was something like if $1,000 essentially, which was, otherwise you could pay like $1,000 if you weren't careful. So I'd wait, Friday night would come and I'd be sitting there with my, with my PC, I had my

whole rig. I'd plugged in car speakers that I would find from wrecked cars and I would, I would, I created my own surround sound in my room, right? So connected them all, had my Wynamp going. Winamp, of course. I'd wait for 7 p.m. It's an AOL product. I'd wait for 7 p.m. And then 7 p.m. will come.

Click that modem, get going. Nice, nice. I'll get in. And then my mom taught me how to make a rum and raisin whiskey concoction. Oh, wow. Okay. So I'd sit at home with a 5-liter. I don't know what that is a gallon.

I don't know how to connect. convert these things, but of ice cream mixed with whiskey. Oh. And then I would dip my cup in and I would sip it and then I would chat to strangers from all over the world. Good time. That was a normal Friday night for you. Yeah.

The best Friday night. This is the person that you wanted me to ask. Do you see any shame? 100%. No. What? We're ashamed for you. We're ashamed of you.

But I was really asking Cara about this. I was like, I really, really, really want to take that step. But my question to her was, is it better to do it with someone that you've known for a long time or get fixed up? No, I got fixed up on a blind date, my wife and I. Who fixed you up? Lydia Polgreen and her wife Candy Fight. What did they see in you and her that they were like? So I had broken up with someone and I had not ever been single my entire life.

I went out with men too many, many when I was in high school and stuff. And I just hadn't been alone like by myself. And I said, I'm going to be alone for a year. I did one of those things. Yeah. And Candy called me and she texted me and said, can I fix you up with someone? I have two people. I have two different.

She was kind of a matchmaker personality. And she said, I'll, I'll say, and I actually was going to a funeral. And I was like, well, how about after the funeral? I'll get together. Right, exactly. I was wearing all. I think I was running this. Maybe I might.

Yeah. I might intend none of death. I know, exactly. And I said, okay, but I'm not going out with anyone for a year. I'm not. I'm going to like I literally just how many months were you in now a month a month a month one month in still strong month and a half maybe and and I I said okay I'll go I'll start with one and we we they had a little dinner party kind of thing in Brooklyn and I went and I think we got married we had a baby a year later wow never got to number two never got we did meet I met number two later

very nice it was a very excellent choice too Wow. Was there a moment when you met number two where you were like this could have been or was it no like, you know? No, I picked the right. I got the right one. She was she, she picked the right one. She picked the right one. Because that was the first option that she had for you. That she picked. Oh, she was a backup plan. Yes. And I really, really trusted her. And I think you should take advice for your friends. If they really care about you, they think about it. I got you. So you want to drink ramen raisin? I got used to drink ramen raisin. Used to. Do you have someone for him? Used to. Do you? I can, I can figure it out. No ways. I got you. I got you. I got you. The only way I only trust Trevor to pick the menu.

Oh, okay. All right. I would never. I would never know, but he has your best interest at heart. I've got his, thank you, Cara. I have his fully full best interest. This is a guy who puts me through talking about the hump on the iPhone for hours and hours. But you know what?

He's right about that. That's very upsetting. That's what I'm talking about. I was like these people, it's a multi-trillion dollar company. They didn't notice the, I said that to the executive. So you know what my theory is? There was a pretty big executive at this morning show premiere. And he goes, what do you think?

I'm like, what's with the bump? And he goes, fuck you. You didn't notice the bump, all your multi-billion dollars. Can I tell you my theory? What? My genuine theory, and I could be wrong on this. I feel like the technology that's being made today, not all of it, but a lot of it, is being made by people who are not using it, using it.

So they're sort of like making theoretically, but they're not using. No, no, I think they had Samsung envy, you know, because a lot, some of these, the thin phone? The thin phone. I think they wanted a thin phone. There's no way someone was using that and was. like this is right. Well, it was interesting because when I saw it, I thought Steve Jobs would vomit on this phone. Like he would not like it. He, he would not have let it go like that. No way. No way. One of the things that was really interesting many years ago when I, you know,

his partners was Walt Mossberg for years on our conference, our big code conference where we had Steve Jobs and Bill Gates together and stuff like that. And we had Zuckerberg and Elon and everyone else. But Walt brought him the Zoom. Remember the Zoom? Oh, yeah, yeah. It was brown. It was like, Who picked a brown poop color? But it was a pretty good device. It was a good device. It was a good device. It didn't look good at all.

It looked terrible. And it was shapey wrong. It had a wrong. The iPod had the golden means measurements. The ratio, right. The ratio, which was why you found it attractive. And you don't know why you did, but it was very nice to hold. And it's because jobs used the golden means ratio, which is interesting.

But the Zoon was square. Remember, it was hard to hold. whole. It was just an ugly device. It was an ugly device. So Walt handed Jobs the, he goes, let me see it. And he's like, I'm not supposed to show it to him. Jobs was like, let me see the fucking thing. Because he wasn't able to get it, right? And so he put it in Jobs's hands and Jobs went like this, like that. Because he was such a drama queen, but I think it actually repelled him. He was like, why did they make so many ugly things? Like, why can't they make? Because a lot of them, including Apple is the only thing that really did do things that

were beautiful, were actually beautiful and beautiful to hold. And even Google, when they were trying to make, when they made their phone, and I, my, my ex-wife was a Google executive too. And they had, remember they had the stacks, you had to go. Yes, yeah. And I was on her, I was using my phone, but she had to use the Android. And I was looking for an address. And I go, where is?

She goes, well, it's in the stacks. I'm like, what the fuck is the stacks? And she's like, the stacks, the stacks. And she's a tech person. She goes, obviously the stacks. I was like, nobody normal. knows what a stack is. And with iPhone, you could pick it, a child could pick it up and use it. Yeah, it's the most intuitive device ever created. It's intuitive because it's simple.

And one thing Steve Jobs used to say, he said it to me at least, was it's really, it's very complex to make things simple, but it's very simple to make things complex. And so a lot of people in Silicon Valley make things complex on purpose because it's easy for them, but they're not thinking like a consumer would use it. This conversation proves one thing to me. that I should never let him choose anything for me because me Kara was busy giving me advice

about how option one became so great and you lured her in with your stacks and your rum and raisin press but wait you know what actually no I think I'm going to let's help him no but I can I tell you something

that actually we're getting to which is which is important that's why I like this triumvirate that we've created here I think Cara is giving us an insight into the tech industry that to me sounds like there are too many like let's just say cables that have that have been disconnected from people right because what you just said is what I think is missing in dating apps and whatever I think a lot of dating apps have a very

simplistic idea of how dating and how relationships are formed a person finds another person attractive they link up therefore it works right but it's like no no no no no no if you think of what a working relationship is, everyone who's told me a story about being set up. Obviously, some people are bad stories. But when you even think of matchmakers in India, a great matchmaker in India will tell you, my job is not to just set you up. My job is to understand you and then understand you and figure out why you would or wouldn't work beyond what you may know or not know about yourself.

And whenever I hear people talk about someone setting them up, like a friend of theirs or somebody they go my it's you said the line and I promise you everyone says that they go they're like a matchmaker type there's a skill that they possess right correct not everybody has exactly that enables them to see why you connect with you but these apps don't necessarily do that i can do that eventually eventually there will now they don't some some of the algorithms do have things that are helpful i mean it's we're on our way to that and i think completely on the way you'll read your facial expressions yes you know they're doing job interviews like that they can they can they can watch the facial expressions. We don't know what they mean mean yet. Well, actually, you know,

interestingly, I just, I'm finishing up a documentary about future health, right, right now, because it's my next book, talking about there's amazing things happening around tech and health and figuring out things. And one of the ones is this company in Boston, and it's from Mass Brigham Young, which is a big hospital there. It's doing testing there. And it's showing incredible promise. It's called face age. And you look at doctors when there's a cancer patient, looks at a cancer patient, and decides whether they need more aggressive or less aggressive treatment. And they actually, among the many things they look at

is the face. They're like, do they look too much? And a lot of doctors are doing it without actual science. They're just like, I have a feeling this person can take it more. And they use age. They don't even realize they're doing it. They're assessing people.

They use the word assessment. But they just look, well, not at a glance. They're bringing lots of data in to figure it out. But there's a think of face age. And the AI looks at a face- face and you will have a chronological age and a biological age. Your biological age could be a lot lower than your chronological age. And that means you should have more aggressive cancer treatment. Because you can take it. But doctors don't always see it because they're looking at

wrinkles. They're looking at all kinds of things or maybe someone's a little creakier. But this AI has been accurate in telling doctors which patients can take treatment more aggressively. And this one woman I met, she's 82 years old. She looked older. She was wearing a wig. She looked older. She was 82. Her face age was 72. And they gave her more aggressive treatment. She's cancer free now. It's incredible. Like these AI will be able to have a lot of data that we don't quite understand the decision making. It'll be part of a tool that doctors use. It can't be the decision maker, but it'll be a tool that doctors use going forward. So someone will be, A.A. will be able to fix you up eventually. Not today. Now, I'm not kidding. Here's the thing. Let me ask

a question. What do you want? What are you looking for? Make a list. That's what I did. Carr, you know what I love about you? You care. I care. No one has ever asked me this. I mean, some people wear cardigans and came to me my friend. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. I'm having a bad This is insane. This is awkward. Okay. What was you was in your list, though? What's on your list? My list? What was on your list? Likes children because I had two kids.

Okay. Woman? Well, yes, yes. That was... Me too. Yeah, okay, good. Excellent. We have the same list now.

Flexible. Like, and... As in dexterity? Physically is great, but no. No, no. No, more like flexible. Isn't like rigid as a person. Okay, okay.

Tense of humor. Tick. Okay. With change. I'm a very change-oriented person. Like, I just sat there and wrote it down. Change as in, like, you change the way you think. Not uncomfortable with change.

Location. Whatever. Just things happen, right? I had a whole list. I'd have to find it. Please, feel free. I will send it to you. But you have to make a list of what's most important to you.

I like your recommendations. Stack rank it. Stack rank it. And then, no, well, go ahead. Back to stacks. Okay, go ahead. What's the most important? Spontaneity.

Okay, good. Should that be at the top? And you can say looks too. You can be like, I like a good looking lady. Okay, good looking lady. Well, to you, a good looking lady. What's number one? Privacy. Oh, that's number one? Yes. Interesting. Have you heard of the new iPhone? But more than anything, family orientated. Okay. There you go. Yeah. So look for that. And don't, and if they're not, they don't, if it's not on the list, you got to. cut it loose. We're going to continue this conversation right after this short break. Is it possible sometimes that you would not want to date someone because you wouldn't think they fit with your friendship circle?

Yes. If that happens, who goes? Do you dump the person? Oh, I think your friendship circle is more important. I think they have to be able to do. Yes, I agree. I think they are. Your friends are way more important.

Study after study shows you live longer if you have a friendship. That is very true, Eugene. If you keep your friends close, you will live longer. Wait, wait, wait. So was it more helpful for you that she was recommended by a friend? Yeah, I think so. And then you got to keep her and the friendships. Yeah, you don't want your friends at cross purposes.

That sucks. Nobody likes it. Look, it was, I had the funny. Bad boyfriends are always the worst thing for a group of friends. If a friend has a bad boyfriend. Yeah. You're like, oh, the bad boyfriend. And you know who that is, right?

It is always funny when someone has a partner that everyone else is like, are they coming with them? I had a friend who has someone we don't like. And it was very obviously, and everyone pretend, like, doesn't say anything. And they're like, you don't like this person. I said, I don't. I really don't. And they were like, well, it's, you know, kind of you have to. And I'm like, and I named another friend of mine.

I'm like, I've never met her fucking husband. I never hoped to. Like, I don't have to be friends with your partner. I said if her husband fell on me, I wouldn't know it was her husband, so why do I... I've met you for the first time today and we got on like a house of fire. Right, exactly. But you are a likable person? I am a likable person.

I am an interesting person. I am an interesting person. You're an interested person. I am an interested person. What is it about that guy? I don't, I don't know. I just didn't... It was a woman. I didn't like her. I just, she was me. You just didn't feel her vibe. No, I didn't like them. You cannot like people. I like this. Yeah. One day, the other... I said to someone, I, I, I, they're like, I said, I can't, I can't, And not friends. It was a work thing. And they were like, uh, why are you leaving? And I said,

I don't want to talk to you anymore. They were like, what? They said, honestly, they said, honestly, I'm done talking to you. I said, I'm done talking to you. And they were like, what? And I go, I wish I could say it any nicer, but that's really the reason I can. And then what does the opposite of that look like? You're walking into this apartment in Brooklyn? I just want to talk to you. I like, I like hanging out with you. Yeah. Did you know it was her when you walked to the room? We met before because dating people are. the TV for couples. They're like, oh, let's see what happens here.

You know what I mean? We're entertainment. And we met before at a bar. So we both understood we would be the entertainment for the evenings. And everyone was watching you. That's right. And so we met before, so we made sure that we got, we had an initial like for each other. Yeah.

Was she also in tech? No, not at all. Was that refreshing? She was in journalism. Was that him being tech again? No, no, no, no. No, no. No, you know why?

Because, oh, refreshing, nicely done. No, my ex-wife is a techie. She was the CTO of America under Obama. Wow. I know. She worked at Google. CTO of America, yeah. No, but no, the reason I'm asking is because I was going like,

is it more refreshing to be with somebody who's in your world or somebody? So, like, I like hanging out with Eugene partly because he doesn't care about half of those things that I'm talking about. Right, right. But then I sometimes go, like, it is fun to be with somebody where. I feel like you two should have a little relationship. I wish. I'm not his type. I'm not his type. All the things that he said.

Yeah. Never. All the things that he said. Family oriented. Blah. Blah. What do you hang out with Bill Barr? You're a Bill Barr character. Friends first. Friends first. That's me. No, but like, yeah, I just mean like, you know, the refreshing world.

Because you, how many years have you worked in tech? So, 20, 30. 30. 30 years. Yeah. And I would say, you know. know everyone who has done anything in tech, you know what I mean? Well, you know, I didn't know Edison, but yeah, but I mean, this is, but I would assume you didn't know Edison. I didn't know the Hewlett-Packard people. I met them later when they were older, but from jobs and gates on.

But that's what I mean. That's, that is the tech we know. Well, no, there were people before that. There were all these companies. Yes, but I'm not assuming you've lived forever. That's what I'm saying. Yes, that's right. Yes. Some from Gates and Jobs on. Cool. So how much of this do you now see as your Korea and how much of it do you see as your passion? Because when I'm when I love it speak yeah okay okay cool. I love it I wouldn't you know one of the reason my book was called Byrne book a love story a tech a tech love story I love story I love tech I'm just pissed at what they did to it like when and it pissed that they had to take all the juicy bits for themselves rather than what do you mean by that well look look the internet was was built by the US government

and it was paid for by the US taxpayer but who made all the money a small group of largely white men, right? That's what happened there, right? In fact, almost to a person. And I don't understand why everybody doesn't benefit from the fruits of this amazing technology, except for a small group of people. And I don't understand why a small group of people gets to decide everything for the rest of us. Why didn't they ever have any regulation? Why wasn't there any input by citizens on so much of this stuff around privacy? Why do they design things that are so damaging to people? Why can't they not do that? And why don't they lean into the good parts and mitigate the bad parts?

Why do they not care about the bad parts and don't feel it's their responsibility? So that's what it was. The amazing things tech can do for people, bringing people. I have a vision of, the way I put it in the book was I have a vision of Star Trek and we live in Star Wars. Yeah. You know? And Star Trek is an amazing vision of the future about diversity in its best light, in people understanding each other

where villains are complex. Cooperation. Problems too and everything else, common cause. Cool outfits. And Star Wars is a very dark and dystopian vision about power and evil ultimately succeeding. They never win.

Yeah, I'd never win. The good people never win, you know, at the end. It's just a constant slog. It's a constant slog against the abuse of technology by powerful people. And so I am furious at them for taking something that could bring people together and not caring enough to take out the parts that bring people apart, right? Like anti-Semitism or whatever. And then hiding behind one of the most astonishing amendments in history, the free speech, right?

Pretending they're all about free speech when they're not interested, they're interested in their free speech and nobody else's, right? Right. When you've seen them over the years, I wonder how much you've seen them change because I remember having a conversation once with a politician. And it was interesting to see how much they didn't recognize themselves in the person that they were. So I met a politician. And then 10 years later, I was in an interview with them. And I asked them about something that they had said 10 years ago. But I didn't say it was them. I just said, this is an idea. What do you think? And they're like, I think that's unrealistic. And you got to understand that that's not how the real world works. And I was like, you said that. And they were like, I don't know if I said that. I was like, no, no, you said that. Sounds like Obama, but go ahead. But it's, but there's so many politicians. I had that conversation of Obama. Really?

Oh, yeah, about, um, encryption. And what was the conversation? He was like, we need to open up there. It was, no, it was encryption. It was about, yeah, I think it was about, something where he had said one thing. And then he later said something else. And he goes, well, if you knew what I knew now. And I was like, oh, stop.

But that's, but that's what I wonder with like the tech guys as well is, look maybe I'm taking them at face value when I see a lot of them launch an idea maybe not today because today the money is really in the forefront everything is like can it scale will it be a unicorn what are the numbers why am I at this dinner with Trump why Tim Cook am I giving Trump a golden statue

I know he is dying inside I know it I don't care he can deny it all he wants I know he is but my question is like what have they lost that they had in the beginning because in the beginning it starts as a hope you think it's hope Well, it's interesting because, you know, someone like Sam Altman, I knew him when he was 19. He was really interesting as a 19 year old when he did looped, which was failure, his company. It was at location services. I don't even remember what it did. But it was a location pinger kind of thing. And, you know, parts of it remain. I think people are often the way they are when I met them early or the way they are now just with more money and then money has its deleterious effects or too much money or too much, you know, they have a lot of people. licking them up and down and agreeing with them violently about every, like, oh, right, good job. And I think what happens is they become, do you remember in succession, as you watch that show,

which I think that was a fantastic show depicting wealth and power, what happens in the deleterious effects of it, their worlds kept getting smaller and smaller in their homes. They went from their tight little cashmere homes to their cars, to their planes, to their boats. And they never encountered people, right? They say less and less. The last scene of succession, I thought, reminds me of tech people a lot. Think about that last scene, besides the guy who died, Logan, Roy. Everybody, the oldest son, he was alone by himself, by the water, alone. Yeah.

With a security guy. The couple was together, Tom and Shiv. They were in an insulated car, expensive car by themselves. You know what I mean? They were insulated. They went from the hotel room, down through the kitchen, through the thing. There was only one person who was with people, real people, was the other son. He's in a bar, and he's the only one that's happy.

And I thought it said a lot. So these people, they go from their cars to their yachts, to their homes, like Mark Zuckerberg has a compound in Palo Alto. That means nobody gets in, nobody gets out. And so if you're like that and you're constantly being told you're smart and every idea is right. You never get a feedback of you fucking asshole. What are you kidding? And you either bring it into your life. Like Mark Cuban enjoys feedback. He will listen. He's doing great. He's a great guy because he will listen to people who disagree with him. And he'll seek out. He was just with Tucker Carlson. I wrote him like, what the fuck? He goes, I got to listen to him. Like he's open to

hearing from lots of different people. And then there's people like Zuckerberg who has a compound. and then he bought half of Hawaii, and then he bought this. It's to insulate yourself from everyone else. And if you start off as kind of a bit of a broken person or a jerk, like Jeff Bezos was always a jerk in my memory. Like he was a jerk to start with, and he's a bigger jerk now. When you have money and the deleterious effects of wealth, they become worse.

It emphasizes the way you were, the way you initially. It amplifies it. It amplifies it. It just makes you more of you. Look at Elon. Look at Elon. Like, he was so interesting and he's not. What you've explained about people being insulated from the truth once they acquire a certain amount of power. It's like, are you a big friend of the Sopranos?

Yeah, I love the sopranos, of course. Remember the episode where Tony Bandetto came out of prison? And then he was hanging out with Tony and the rest of the goons. Then he made that joke about, boy, you're a flat. And then Tony got offended, called him to the side and said, I know we joke around, but I'm the boss now. Oh, right. Because he's changed. you can't be told that. Yes, they're like that. And it depends on the person like, you know, when

I run into some people, and I'll say, what are you talking about? And they're like, oh, my people agree with me. I'm like, oh, really? They work for you and they're dependent on you. They, you know, just, I mean, the board of Tesla is a really good example. They cannot have been running this thing correctly, given what's happened, and then want to give them a trillion dollar pay package. so far the record in the recent years has been pretty problematic right not just not just the lack of sales but everything the drug use the you know the crazy political posturing any other company they would have been like you need to move along in that job of yours you need to like we need to get someone else to figure out how to keep this company going you know i'm always torn with

those types of stories because i go i know this is this is a crazy alt take in that in the that way. But I sometimes wonder if some of these guys are screwed over by the fact that now they're in the public eye in a different way. Because we don't really know what many of the great inventors in life thought. They didn't have Twitter. They didn't have Facebook. Maybe they're writing, but I'm saying it wasn't a front facing. Oh, no. Edison was quite a, quite a jerk and also was abusive of tabloids at the time. Oh, damn. He put all kinds of nasty shit out about Tesla. Oh, yeah, when they were having the beef. Really? Yeah, yeah. You're sort of He was trying to undermine his technology.

He used reporters of the day. So it's the same old, same old stuff. Yeah. He used to, Tesla is a very sad story. What an inventor, but he got mowed under. He got turfed by Edison because Edison knew how to use and manipulate the press. But what I'm saying is we didn't own the we, we went there. But do you think it was as easy to know who Edison was, was for the people?

Oh, yes. No, he was very famous. You think people like knew him as like the shitty guy? Oh, yeah, very famous. very, he was, you know, look, someone else like Charles Lindberg, very famous, most famous person of the day turned out to be, you know, a virulent anti-Semite and a lover of Hitler. But, yeah, no, some of people had worldwide celebrity, like some people had. For their, like the bad side of their.

They didn't know the bad side. No, that's what I mean. Sorry, sorry, that's what I'm trying to say is I'm going, back in the day, it was a lot easier to obscure who you were and put out who you want people to think you are. I think that's what I mean. Yes, no, it is. No, it is. And I'm saying like now, someone like Elon gets exposed way more than he would if he

was in like 1920s. Well, that's because he doesn't shut the fuck up. At some point, you're like, stop, put down. Like, I used to, when, after we stopped getting along, I used to put stuff out because I knew he read my stuff at like two in the morning because I knew he was up. That is hilarious. And I would put up.

You told him? Kanye West put up the fat picture of him with Ari Emanuel. You remember that one? Yeah, yeah. And Kanye West. is the one that did that. And it was like, oh, man, what happened? And I, I never, and I'm not on Twitter anymore, even though I have 1.5 million followers. And I, and he wrote something really awful, as always. And then I was like, oh, man, I just did that. I just said, oh, man. And five

seconds later, Elon blocked me. It was so funny. But I knew he's so easy. I was like, oh, my God, you're a billionaire. If I was a, let me tell, remember when he was at Mar-a-Lago for New Year's Eve? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, for the big party. Here's what I thought to myself. I'm the richest man in the world and I'm fucking at Mar-a-Lago with all these stiffs.

And this guy dancing to YMCA. Like, if I'm the richest person in the world, do you know where I am? I just bought France and I've given everybody free wine and we're all, you know what I mean? And Beyonce is there. We need to give a car or switch

all the money in the world. Wouldn't you? Wouldn't you? Buy a country, give everybody the wine. You know what's funny about that story is, do you remember, like, I don't know why there's some moments that I'll see it into my world.

my brain. Do you remember when Trump was like basically saying Elon's annoying and he's sick of him being around? Yeah. So there's, but this is like in public. This is not a secret thing. Not on the side. No, no, no. You can see this. They were talking to him about Elon and he's work and whatever. And Trump was like, yeah, you know, Elon very smart. He's doing big, big thing, very smart. He's, uh, he's been around. Always here. Always. Sometimes I wonder when he's going to go, but he doesn't go. Every day. I go, don't you have to run a company or something, but he stays. Yeah. Nice. Good old Elon, good old Elon.

Get the fuck out of here. You know, get the fuck out of here. He needed the money. He needed the money. I was like, for Trump to be like, who is this loser who I can't get rid of? He's like, you've done your job. You gave me the money. You can go help me win the election.

Move on now. You know, when he first started showing up there, like, and he was, because after the election, they're like, oh, he's not going to go. He's nowhere to go. You called it? Oh, oh. The fact that he was going to stay? Oh, I thought he was going to stay.

And so I ran into a Trump person pretty high up and he goes, oh, you're so mean about Elon. I go, he's fucking nuts. You'll see. I said he has a drug problem has been well reported by New York Times. He's got, well, he doesn't consider it a problem. Whatever. He likes the ketamine and stuff like. He talks about it. He likes the ketamine. And I said, and he's really irritating. Like, he really is. Just so you know. And he's become more irritating now. And you can see it. And they're like, oh, you're just jealous. We have Moscow. I'm like, okay. look. Four weeks later, this person I ran into there, they're like, oh my God. And I was like, I told you. And they're like, you were right. He won't leave. And I was like, he's not leaving. I said, he goes, when we move up to White House who leave, I go, he won't leave. And he didn't. Remember, he was always, he didn't go anywhere. He didn't go. He's like, no, in the White House, we can keep him out. I'm like, you can't keep him out. He became the White House mascot, like next to

the desk. With that kid, that poor kid. Yeah, yeah. Wait, so how could they not keep him out of the White House? Because Trump said it was okay. Trump is like Tony Spron. He likes people hanging around. Yeah. And also remember, like Trump, if you go back in his life, I think it was his dad who taught him a lesson.

He said, always stay close to the richest, most powerful people that you can. Yeah. So Trump faces that dichot. I also think he likes a crew. He likes, yeah, but he likes cool. And I think he actually has an acute sense of what cool is. But sometimes he's stuck with the uncool, but it's attached to the rich or the powerful. And he's like, I've got to hang out here.

He just said it recently. He said he's got to come back. He said it? Elon, yeah, Trump did. Now I thought he shouldn't have said that. He won't come back now. He won't come back. No, because also they were, when they were saying, you know, we got Elon and I go, oh, it's going to break up bad.

I said it publicly. I was like, this is going to be like there can be only one. It's Highlander time here, everybody. And it's going to be Trump. I love that reference. I love that. They're making it again. They're making it again.

We're the princess of the universe. Who is that Christopher Lambert Lambert Lambert I think yes yeah and of course Sean Connery was in no they're making it I forget who the star is good oh yeah what you think so oh yeah it's a good cast okay yeah but the cost for me doesn't sell well the first one's great it's like Roadhouse right like you just trust that it's the original Roadhouse is the finest movie in the land I don't know Cara I feel like I feel like movies movies are in the same world that tech is right now. They're recopying themselves.

And also nothing feel, not nothing, nothing, nothing. There's a few things that pop out. Don't get me wrong. But for the most part, if I look at the average. Like weapons or sinners. Yeah, exactly. Weapons, sinners. It's funny.

Yesterday we were talking about those exact same movies. Yeah, but I just feel like it's less adventurous. It's less edgy. It's less interesting. It's less imaginative. It's less, you know? Yes, it's limited. But I think there's always been sequels.

There's always, I think we always say that. like, ah, this donut's not as delicious as it used to be. And it kind of is. It wasn't very good before. Like, we have memories that maybe, because, you know, what was your formative movie? My formative movie. I'm guessing Star Wars. No, the Matrix. Matrix. Okay. Yeah, nothing has shaped how I perceive. And not like, is it real, is it not real? Not like that. Not like, ah, red, pulled blue. No, actually, that stuff I think is dumb in the way people interpret it, to be honest with you. It was, first of all, the Cuter world.

Yeah, also amazing. Yeah, yeah, the way. Great story. That's why you liked it. Yes. It was not because it was the tech. No, but I did love the aspects of tech. And remember, for me, I was this little kid watching this guy who's like a loser in his world.

Right. And then you go. No, no, I meant this person. You may not you. Not you. Keanu Reeves. This like sort of loser who's in his bedroom the whole time. And I was like, man, there's a world where you could.

PCI slot. Yeah, you could begin. come, because remember, he's like in there, and they come and they come and buy the, you know, I do it business. Hyper looped. I could be a rapper, go ahead, except for being a, yeah, but it was, I don't know, for me, there was that element of it. I can't sing. Do you know, my sons are really good, I'm going to take an aside, my sons have really

good musical taste. And I had, they were using my Spotify at one point, and just making playlists and stuff. like that. And I think the guy who's had a spot-up that was like, you have great musical taste. I'm like, what are you talking about? He goes, and they said someone and I was like, who's that? Like, because I didn't know my sons were making. Oh, they were like making your playlist. So I look cool.

Nice. So you love the Matrix? Yeah, because it was just, it was everything. It was like everything, everything, everything. But the most important thing, okay, this is why I think it's formative. And this is, I have this theory and you know I say this, I apologize for saying it to you again, Eugene. I'll say it to you. I've never said it to you. I think we take for granted.

how powerful the stories we are told can be and what they can do to us because they shape how we then perceive the world and what we think is or isn't possible. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah. And so that's what like the Matrix forced me to think of the world differently.

And what the world is really like. Exactly. And about the layers of it. Who's in, who's not in? Right. Who are you? What's real? What's not real?

What's not real? What's real? And for me, one of the most powerful scenes in the Matrix, The one that like really, really got me was the scene of Agent Smith with Morpheus where Morpheus is sitting in the chair and he's restrained and Agent Smith comes up to him, you know, and he's like wiping. You know when he kicks the other agents out of the room?

And then he's like, get out, get out. And then he talks to him and he goes and he says like, you want to know what it is about this place? It's the smell if there is. And he goes. They hated being there. Yeah, but what I loved was how like, to what you said earlier,

complicated villains. Yes, that's right. He was a complex. I was like, imagine this guy hates that he's there. He hates that he has to be there. He hates that he has to, and it was one of the first... Like the D.C. National Guard right now. Yeah, he was...

No, they just released a report and they're like... They were like, we hate being there. We hate, we're embarrassed. There you go. Yeah, it was an internal report that just got out. Wow. Guards themselves, I never mean to them. There you go.

They don't want to be there. Yeah. But there you go. And what it did for me was it opened my eyes to the possibility that the prison guard could also sometimes hate being in the prison. Right, right, yeah. Do you know what I mean? Absolutely, yeah.

And then it's like the way I thought of all of it, he wanted to be free and it was. And that's why it shaped it. Yeah. What was your, what was your one? Terminator. I love the terminator. The first one, all of them. But was the first one the formative one?

First one was the formative one. Okay. What was it about Terminator? Same maker, right? Same. No, no, no. Matrix and Terminator. No, Cameron and Wachowski.

No, the writer. I'm saying the creator. No, no, no, Cameron and Wachowski. I think the person that wrote... Cameron wrote Terminator. Yeah, yeah. And then Wokowski's... Wokowski's wrote the Matrix.

No, then the Wokowski's wrote The Matrix. Similar, probably influenced. I bet they are influenced by Terminator. I just love that movie. It was so... I love time travel. I love time travel movies. I love time travel books.

I think I would love to be able to time travel. And I always was attracted. Ray Bradbury's stories, you know. I even like Time Cop with John Claus. Van Dam. I'll watch any time. Time cop was, what a movie. What a deep cut. What a fucking fantastic movie. And so, um, so it was, uh, anyway, I loved it. And I just, the idea of can you change time was always really interesting to me. And just the Schwarzenegger was amazing. The visuals were amazing. The ideas, they were fucked up ideas. They really fucked up ideas of what the future

is. And what was really interesting was the idea that it wasn't the machines that are, the problem. It was people, right? People not understanding the power of the machines. And so, I just, it was always resonated. And of course, Gladiator. Who doesn't love Gladiator? But that's just the finest movie in the land, too. Well, Roadhouse. Roadhouse is my favorite movie.

Formative movie? We just watched it again. I do the annual Roadhouse watching. And not the Jake Gillenhall pathetic version. Terrible. The original shots fired. Swayze. Original. Formative movie? It has to be Norton and Pitt Fight Club.

Oh, really? Oh, I like that. That's a nice one. It almost feels like it made you see the world in a different way through the characters that played in that world. For example, Meatloaf. He wasn't a rock star there. You were just a guy with huge man boobs.

And then for a long time in the movie, you're caught up thinking Tyler Derton and the other guy are the same are two different people. And all along he was having a conversation with himself. Spoiler alert. You're supposed to say that. That's all right. It's old.

It's too late. You know what would happen to you if we're in fighting? You know what would happen to him? If we're in five clubs, I'd go, then blood would just seep through my teeth. Oh, wow. Okay, wow, okay. So, okay, you know what, actually,

so this is why I'm, you know, some people think it's a stretch, but you did bring it up with Star Trek. People take for granted how much the technology that is made today or the technology that has been made over the past few years was made by people

who were inspired to make it by the movies they were watching as kids. That's right. That's right. Like they watched something and they went, could we make... Elon is deeply impacted by sci-fi. Exactly. Deeply.

Like, we've had so many discussions about sci-fi and the stuff he is interested in. It's crazy. Like, many of them are. And that's what... So this is why I hop on about, like, art. Yes. Not in the highfalutin sense.

I just go... You know, people would be like, who cares if movies become terrible. That's just movies. Stories, too. Yeah, stories, books, whatever it is, whatever. The stuff that's getting out there.

Cartoons, all of it. that stuff tells a kid what to imagine and what to think about that kid grows up into a man or a woman who is now going to try and create a certain type of future based on the imagination that they have inherited and then if they don't have a good enough imagination

like I think of all the movies and TV shows now that make the best thing you can be a billionaire rich rich rich money money rich money no creativity raise just like money money money money money money money money money money money and then I go what does that mean for like the generation that grows up watching that, if they aspire to just be. Well, maybe they're not getting the art from there.

There's a lot of television shows that are really powerful. Look, I hope so, yeah. So now, I mean, like, listen, what I watch was like Gilligan's Island and, you know, love American style, love boat. So, and somehow I made it through. Like, sometimes I think we overestimate the negative effects of some of this stuff. Oh, not the negative. I just, I don't, I don't underestimate the inspirational effects.

Right, right. But go back and look at H. H.G. Wells. Read that sometime. That guy. clocked, Leonard Da Vinci clocked a lot of stuff, right? I mean, if you go look

at his drawings, you're like, how did he know that? You do. Right? How did he get it? They might have been time travelers. Maybe so. Where would you go in time if you could travel? Definitely forwards? You can't go forwards. What do you mean? I'm just talking. I've made the rule. I'm now, okay. You can't. Thank you. You can't go. All right, so I have to go backwards.

Backwards. Backwards. Bo-Bro-Bro-do-do. Okay, let me think. This is a difficult. Okay, let's establish a few rules. if I'm going backwards in time, am I going, am I going to meet me? How does your time travel work? Do I exist in the back? Like, do I exist in the back?

No. You do. I do. Why? No, no, these are our rules. It's fine. You have to. Wait, but I need to, but I'm going to get involved soon.

You can't go meet yourself. Let's just go say you can't. No, that's why I'm trying to establish the rules. Okay. So in your rules, I do exist there. Okay. Then that changes quite a few things. You see, I knew this was going to happen.

He added a complication. You could mail yourself a letter and say, buy Apple. Go ahead. You see, I wouldn't, you see, honestly, can I tell you, I spend an inordinate amount of time, thinking of time travel, and I worry about it because, for me, at least, is I go, I don't know what the butterfly effect would be of changing any one aspect of my life.

And I worry, so you, you're saying, but it wouldn't matter because you're not coming back. No. Into the present. So whatever change happens is what is. Yes, but my point is I don't know how that turns out. So to your point, let's say I tell myself. a young age. Buy Apple stock. First of all, I'll go, what is Apple? What is stock? What is buying? What is money? Don't go too far back. No, but no, no. But even at that age, I didn't, I remember,

yo, let me tell you crazy. I remember when Alibaba was listing. It was, it had its IPO. I was in South Africa. For some reason, I'd been deep in reading about Alibaba as a tech company. And then I went to like a bunch of people in banking and stuff. And I was like, can I get in on the IPO? And people were like, what are you talking about? I said, there's Alibaba IPO. And they're like, hey, Baba, what are you talking about? So you didn't get in. No, and I, I didn't and now we have, like, now you can buy, you know, derivative share stocks. You can do different things that you could back, then you could back then. But what I mean is, I don't know, I go back and then what I might do. I might use my time travel powers to go back.

Five minutes from now and fix this conversation. Oh, hours. How about that? Maybe five minutes from now. Yeah. Like you want me to go five minutes back. Yes, because you edit the complication of, Am I there? Am I not? What is money? You know what I would go back to if I could time travel? I would go back to the moment when I met you. Oh, Trevor.

That's the moment I would have chosen as well. That's the moment. I would go back to. Thank you so much. And then I would turn around and not walk into that building, Eugene. Because I'd be like, this person is going to roast me for the rest of my life. Ah, that's good. No, you wouldn't.

You'd be so sad. That's what I would go back to. I would never. I would never erase it. I would literally go back and meet Jesus. Wow. Would he know his Jesus at the time? I don't know. I need to find out.

Jesus knew he was Jesus. No, but there was times where people have been saying he didn't know he was. We don't know. We don't know. We was rolling with his uncle, going to other places. So you would go, what age Jesus would you want to go back to me? Right as he started. Start him being Jesus.

You could have been then one of the wise men because that's basically what they did. They didn't let men be that. We don't know that they let men or not men. You're right. The Gnostic Gospels. I got it. Yes. Also, we don't even know what.

Wait, wait. They don't let who? Women. Because here's the thing. There's two things. Wasn't Mary Magdalene? Yeah, but no, no. No, she was not a whore.

She was not. She was not. That was men writing the history. There's two things we also forget, though. And one of the big ones is we forget how many times in the Bible it was possible to just, like, cover yourself in a certain way. And people like, oh, you're a man or you're a woman. So you could have snuck in. The Gospels show that there were a lot of women involved.

There's just the ones that survived are the ones who were using as a history. So I would want to meet Jesus. Probably one of the more significant people. Formative years or when age, yes. What age Jesus is? Right when the historical. I'm talking about the historical Jesus. Like, who was this person and to meet that person?

Oh, you don't mean Bible Jesus. Well, is Bible Jesus historic? I want to see. Like, what happened? I'd like to see it. I'd like to see what happened. And what age are you thinking? Whatever, 20, what was he?

20. 20, right? 205, 24, 23. Yes, because. Would you tell Jesus that he's going to get crucified? No. Damn. No.

Would you like to meet confident Jesus? or confident Jesus It was always Or insecure Jesus Because it was Jesus So he was like No there was Jesus way Was Jesus way without him

Yeah Yeah Oh in the thing Yeah Oh like you couldn't go to the garden And go run Run Like get out

Get out Get out Then he turns to Joseph Go You're not my dad That guy's not your friend I would actually Like go to history

In lots of places Like Caesar Don't go to work today Just let me give his Go to your Patrick Don't get in the carpet Get Get on that

chariot and head out of Rome. Just going back and like spoiling every moment from history. I know. Like Lincoln, don't go to the theater. Don't go to the theater tonight. You just go to Abraham Lincoln and just spoil the end of the play. Just be like, oh, in the end of the play, they find out that the woman had another family. Oh, why?

Did you do that? I don't want to watch it anymore. Yes. But then nobody could do the other than that, Mrs. Lincoln. How is the play? You know, they couldn't do that joke. We lose a great joke. We lose a great joke.

That's a tough one. Wouldn't that be funny to wander through history and be like, leave? They don't go to the theater. It would be so cool to do. I mean, if we don't think about what it would cause, it would be really fun to just go into that. Amelia Earhart, don't get on that plane. Yeah. Don't go.

Just go like. What do women think about Amelia Earhart? Do they think all of them? We got together last week. We like her. You know more women than me. I don't know. I don't think people think of Amelia Earhart that much.

We think they probably think she's really interesting. Eugene thinks about her all the time. Do you? Amazing. The media era is Eugene's Roman Empire. She's a little more complex than people. You know, they have this vision of her. But actually, she had a lot of some not so great things about her.

I mean, she was complex. She was very complex. She was a human being. Where would you go in time? Shue, I would go hang out with David Chase when he was still thinking about making the sopranos. I would just be his friend. I would just contribute because I love the sopranos so much

I even watched how they were doing the casting and who would have gotten which role before which role and he was at the precipice of making some of the best television My son loves the sopranos. I love the sopranos. You don't worry that you would throw it off by being there knowing what it's going to be.

What do I care? It's me time traveling here. Now I must care about everyone's feelings there. But then there's no sopranos is what I'm saying. There won't be the sopranos. It's like back to the future. Yes. Here you go, Biff, or no, or whatever I mean.

Because every time, after I landed in LaGuardia, go, do. Yeah, you do. And then that's why immigration noise pulls him aside. Every now and then, I go, I go back in time and I'd say yes to those job offers at tech companies. Like, yeah, why did you never get into tech? There were so many of them. So it must be. I might be.

Because then I would have billions, billions of dollars right now. Oh, free wine. And then I would be able to be like, really. You're getting to France drunk. Like, you know. No, but actually, let's talk a little bit about that. Yeah, I might. You were in tech when tech was still like, it was really the wild, wild west.

Yeah, no, I was offered a job at AOL in the early days. I was offered a job at Facebook in the very early days, at Google in the very early days, and Amazon in the very early days. Do you know how many billions you've just told us? That's correct. And I kind of would be like, interesting. Like, it would be a different world. Like, I would have used it politically for sure.

But let's pretend we're 10 years from now and we're going back in time. which decisions would you make now to get us wealthy? To get us wealthy? What will we buy now? See, I'm going to do it again. I'm going to fuck up again. But I'd probably do something in AI in an area I knew about. It'll be hard to know which one's going to win, though, right?

You never know which one's going to win. Yes, we don't know until it happens. There were seven or eight Googles before there was Google, right? There was excite. There was a bunch of them that were all search engines. They just didn't. more. I'm blanking on all the names. I covered them all. But there were a lot like Google before there was Google. I'm still trying to understand though. There was my space before there was

Facebook. There was my space. And before that, there was another one. And I'm blanking on that name. But there was a bunch of them. Yeah, but I want to know why like you love tech. Right. You still love tech. And you kept say, do you know why you said no? Well, you know, at one point, I think it was Ted Leonces, who was it, he's now billionaire and he owns a bunch of bunch of teams and stuff. And he used to send me the amount of money I would have had had I taken his job. I'm like his favorite trolling. But he doesn't do that so much anymore. But I think at one point I said to one of them, I think I might have been at Amazon. They wanted an editor job. They had an editor job free. And I said, why would I want to do that?

I work for the Washington Post. Something like that. I think I, I liked what I did. And I, you know, at some point, what was this job? That was an Amazon job, I think. That is crazy irony. What a loop. Why would I want this job at Amazon? I work at the Washington Post. And then Amazon goes and buys the Washington Post. It's almost like Jeff Bezos heard that.

I could have bought the one. I still could buy the Washington. Then all you hear is, do, do, do, do you go. I think I was just, I think there is a point where there is a number where more money doesn't matter. It really does. It doesn't make you any happier, right, unless you want to buy France and buy everybody. Oh, got bought us a wine. And you do need that money.

But there is actually, and there's still. study after study about this. There's a number where people are. You've also seen it, though. Yes. Like you've been on the inside seeing, these people become some of the richest men in the world and still be very unhappy. I would have to say, on my hand, I can count the people who are happy, who I consider. Really? Cuban would be one of them that are really truly happy. What do you find the other people show you that you deem unhappy? What is it that they... They're deeply insecure. They are constantly aggrieved. There's a lot of a grief.

among the wealthy people. Do you notice that? Zuckerberg, to me, is the most, the worst. Like, you know, everyone's always attacking me. I'm like, oh, Trump is the same way. He's always being under, he's ought to under siege. Live like that. That's a terrible way to live.

Very few are, I would say, really happy people in a lot of ways. And the people that stop sort of being so ultra-competitive and demented or happier people, right? I suspect Bill Gates is a happier person now after he did all the philanthropy than before. I like this. When I met you there,

you'd look like the kind of person who always chooses passion and happiness. Yeah. So when you were young, who did you look at and go, hmm, I love being happy. I don't have any heroes.

No, my dad died when I was young and my mom's kind of complex. But I would say, I just like doing what I like to do. I know it sounds dumb, but when I think about every time I have been successful, I do things that please me, right?

I think I like doing this. And I was very formed by Steve Jobs' speech that he gave at Stanford, which I recommend to everybody. He was sick, and then he was well for a little bit, and then for quite a few years, and then he got sick again. And one of the things I think about

was he was critical to inventing the most important things when he was sick. He really was. If you think, you know, the iPhone, the iPod, everything like that. And one of the things, he gave this speech at Stanford that I read and I listen to all the time. And it basically says, you know, remembering you're going to die someday is the single greatest motivator for me. When I'm doing things day after day that I don't like, I know I have to stop, right? And I think I really, it really resonated with me.

When my dad died, I was like, you know what? He was 34 years old. He just got out of the Navy. He just started to make money. And he died just like that. Now, he didn't know. He didn't, obviously, he had three kids. He was beginning his life, really beginning, you know, his life, it's fine.

And he came from a not a rich family. He worked his way up by going in the Navy and everything else. And I do, I think about that. I'm like, is this the way I want to, and Jobs talked about this. Is this the way I want to spend my day, like with that? And so when I remember when I was like offered, I think it was a fate, one of the Facebook people, he was Owen Van Ata who said come to Facebook. and I was like, and I happen to like him, but I was like, I don't want to be with you people all day.

Like, I just don't. I just don't want to, I don't want to be here. Wow. And I think that was what it is. And so everything I do now, I stop doing things when I don't want to be there anymore. And it's very easy. Same thing with having kids when I was older. I was much older.

I was like, yes, I would like some kids. I'm going to do that. And so I think that's, and I have the choice. I have the luxury of choice that other people don't. And that's the other thing. Other people don't have a choice. and to be whiny and bitchy about things when you have all these choices seems

Yeah, but I often think the great responsibility that everybody has is knowing when they have the choice Because I think a lot of people in life don't have the choice and you'll be surprised at how many people do have the choice but then still live like they don't have the choice

They don't, they don't. And if you don't know that you have the choice and you're living like you don't have it, I almost go, you've, you know, you've sort of done yourself a disservice because you have the thing that most people don't have and you're not using it. And I think that's, I think that's sort of where you're in a society. With women, it's interesting because a lot of women come to you, now a lot of media people

come to me for advice. So like, how did you do it? I want to do it. And I like that they want to do it. And sometimes I'm like, maybe not you. But sometimes, well, you can tell who's entrepreneurial and who's not, right? And often, this, I'll never forget this one woman came to me. And she said, she was an executive, always number two.

often women are number two a lot of these companies or three or something but never one right men are very easy to step up to one very easy and you notice that it's very clear and she's like she goes I want your advice what should I do and I said what do you what do you want to do that's what do you want to do and she said well I've been offered this this and this and I said uh-huh and she goes and I'm thinking this I go I didn't ask you what you were offered I asked you what you want to do you didn't hear me what I said to you. She was, what's the difference? I go, oh, it's a huge difference. Offered is like, this man wants to marry me, this man wants to marry this. That's what you got offered. That's not who you want to marry. Maybe you do. Maybe you don't. And I said, I said, the metaphor to me is a restaurant.

You go in and they have chicken, pork, and lamb. And you want duck. Ask for the fucking duck. And she was like, well, what if they don't have duck? I said, they have duck. It's back. there. And she goes, what if they don't have duck? I said, they have fucking duck. And she goes, what if they don't have duck. I said, then leave the restaurant and go find the duck restaurant. Like, I don't know what to tell you. If you want duck, have fucking duck. And she's like, what are you talking about? I was like, I am a genius. I said, I am giving you this pearl of fucking wisdom. I was like, order the duck. Just do it. Like, don't have the chicken. If you don't want the chicken, like you have the ability to choose. And most people in this world,

I have to say, are stuck in places they don't, like, whether you're in Syria, you whether you're a woman in, you know, Sudan, like, you don't have a choice or you're poor or you're in deep poverty without education. Even in this country, like, people don't have choices that other people have. And to be, that's why it drives me crazy with the Democrats. Like, what do we do? I'm like, what are you fucking talking about? Lots of things.

Let's start with the thing instead of just wallowing in, you know, oh, no, autocracy. Really? Does it have, that has to be the choice? No, it doesn't. Don't press anything. We've got more, what now, after this? You know what you're saying reminds me of a conversation we had with one of our friends in an episode here who said, when you asked him, why are you always so happy? Joe, then he says, I'm hashtag winning because you know where I come from?

He says in Uganda, all of this is not here. So I get to enjoy all of this. and I have no time to bitch and moan and complain when other people are feeling a little bit inconvenience and I think of you and how you speak of your father.

He didn't fucking a mean, like come on. Right? And how you speak of your father and I'm like you... He's dead. He's dead. I think he's gone, gone, gone. Long, long, long. Yeah. You never know with these dick days. I think either the gout got him or...

They do lost forever. I think the story that you mentioned about your dad I stopped myself from being choked up a little bit because I lost my dad two years ago. You're going to weep this documentary coming in March, yeah. I lost my dad two years ago, and there was so many occasions that I could have gone and spent time with him.

Because I've told Trevor the story before, he wasn't an alcoholic, so it was really struggling. It was hard for you, too. So I never knew which guy I'm going to get when I go meet him. But when he passed away, I felt a certain loss, and I thought maybe if I don't go to the funeral, we'll never feel like he's really, really gone. And as time went on, I really, really feel like he's gone. It influenced what I think of alcohol. I'm not really a big fan of alcohol.

And I try to be as present as possible. And I looked at your family pictures today and it spurred on that thing that I told you that I think this is one thing that I would like to try because I'd never seen a working version of it. I've attempted it. It didn't work. But I think with hindsight,

you get to have a bit of, you know, experience in it without actually living it. So I understand completely when you say you don't have time to, you know, do something that you don't like. Nobody has time. And I think that's a really – by the way, this thing I'm working on is about longevity and the health span versus lifespan and how to have a better, longer, healthier life. Because we spent 90% of our medical money in the last 10 years, and it's all horrible. Even in the best of circumstances, it's horrible. And so why are we spending 90% here and not over here?

Like, why are we living in a six, six, I'm not a Maha person, trust me. I think they're crazy. But why are we spending all this time in the sick place and spending all our money and resources when there's all these incredible breakthroughs that we could end obesity and, like, cancer and this stuff? And we spend all our time in the worst possible situation at the end of our lives, which I think is terrible. Like, barring accidents, barring things that you can't.

at a void, right? Earthquakes, whatever it happens to be. And so it's really, I think about that all the time. And whenever I saw, I was at this event this morning and these young people came, because I was, I thought it was pretty good on stage. And all these young people came up to me and said, that was so incredible. And they said, can you give us a piece of advice? I go, you'll be dead in a hundred years. Goodbye. They were like, and I'm like, think about it. And then make your choice, make your choice. You'll be actually dead in a hundred years. What is the film going to be? I'm not interested with it. You don't have to wait and see.

I'm not supposed to talk about it. It's embargo. I hate embargo. It's for CNN. Fine. Whatever. But it's actually going to be a podcast and an event and a book. So I really think people have to think about our time here.

I don't know. I do. I think about it all. It's not an obsessing. There's a great app called We Croke. Okay. It's such a good app. Yeah.

We croak eventually. We croak. It's called We crook. It's a little frog, too, which is a little thing. And let me read this to you. It's really interesting. So it's my favorite app that I have. It's right on the front.

And it's about, we croak five quotes a day. In Bhutan, they say contemplating death five times a day brings happiness, right? And then they have a quote of the five quotes. And this one is from Jimmy Hendricks. I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die. So let me live my life the way I want to, Jimmy Hendricks. I just read that. I'm like, hmm, good point, Jimmy Hendricks.

And so I read them. And then I'm like, okay. And then it makes you do things. When I was in Bhutan and we were doing that. Oh, you're in Bhutan. I didn't, at the time, first I was just like, this is a, like, really not a vibe. And then you get into it and you're like, oh, yeah, it's, it's the, it's the embracing of the impermanence. That's right, right.

You know? And what it does, funny enough, is I remember going on a guided tour in Paris with a fantastic tour guide. I always shout him out, Jean-Manuel, if you're ever in Paris, look him up. And he gave this tour. And one of the main things that I learned from that tour, was there are two different kinds of people who get to shape the future. There are people who shape the future knowing that they will not be a part of it, but they know what they wish they would have gotten to be a part of. And then there are people who shape the future as if they will always be there.

That's right. And the latter is oftentimes the worst person to shape the future. Absolutely. Because they don't know that they'll have to let it go. And when I think about some of these tech guys that you're talking about. Oh, really? I was an endless dinner party, so they talked about living forever. Yeah, they love it.

No, they love it. In another thing. And I was like, for what? Yeah, they love it. But I honestly, I honestly believe. There's more stuff going on, but that was the original. Cryogenics was, of course, the idea that you can preserve your. Great.

And by the way, we're moving into areas that some of this. You stopped Xi and Putin talking about doing organ transit. Living forever. So their impetus is so narcissistic. And it's not about making better lives for people on this planet and extending life. One guy interviewed for this thing was who wrote a fictional book called Elixir. And I'm blanking on his name, but he was terrific. So what if you were, the premise of this book is pretty simple.

There's a pill you can take that for every year of your life, every five years of your life, it only ages you one year. So you can be 100 and look 20, right? Would you take it one? And then he starts to contemplate the impact on society. Well, young people would be up in arms because all the old people would stay young longer and never get out of the fucking way, right? That's one, which they don't do now

as aged as they are in Congress. And then two, what if the person who made it would become the real first trillionaire of the thing? Who would control that? Should it be an individual who's selling it to you?

And what if it was expensive enough that only wealthy people could take it? It was such a great, it's a great idea, this elixir. And the idea of elixir has been with us forever. There's a magic, a fountain of year, youth, elixir, there's always been that theme. And so would you take it? What if you took it and your kids didn't want to? They'd get older than you. I mean, it's so mind-fucking, right? It's so interesting

to think about it. And a lot of these tech people, whether it's Larry Ellison, who's now become the world's richest man today, he's just surpassed Elon. Also Elon. Sam Altman. They're all investing in longevity stuff because, and in some cases it's an interesting thing. Sam Altman's stuff is about health span extension so you don't waste your time. I kind of, I'm down with that. Others are like, how can I live longer than other? What can I do to live, to stop telomeres and sentient cells and all this stuff? Other people like Jennifer are funding people like Jennifer Dowdena with CRISPR, which will remove, for example, sickle cell anemia. They may be able, they have able to solve it now. It's just expensive to do so because it's a single gene that you remove

via CRISPR. You just edit that gene out. Most diseases are multi-gene, and so it's much harder. But it costs $2 million every time they do this. Wow. Too expensive. But they can eradicate it now, which is largely eradicated for the most part. And so the question is, who gets to have it and when? And is there a way to do it that's democratic and not as usual for the world's richest people?

They're all approaching it as if I should not die because I am this unique individual. Yeah. What if you approached it like you are going to make the world better for? for all these people, like everybody, that people don't have to die of obesity. They don't have to die of heart disease. They don't have to have many, many, many cancers. It just goes away. It's a really interesting idea. And so I want to get rid of all the charlatans, of which there are so many, and narcissistic charlatans. And then let's look at what really is working, which is, it's an amazing field, you know, and remove it. And so, again, the same thing. It's a love story.

in the benefits of technology and it's also a nightmare if it goes another direction. Would you take that pill? No, I wouldn't. You wouldn't? No. I've thought about this a lot

and I wouldn't. No, you wouldn't. So the reason I wouldn't take it is because I think one of the greatest lessons I've learned in life is that the value of things is often most appreciated

in their scarcity. So I've seen this through my friends who have children. Start-ups too. I've watched them appreciate time differently. You know me I've never said the phrase time flies I've never felt like time flies

Ever ever ever But every single friend of mine who is a parent Will go I mean you look up and you're like Where did the time go And I see them yearn for the time But they never cared for it in the same way before Right

You know and I think we take that for granted We don't understand And that's where some people have hacked us Like food companies and stuff But like There is something magical About the last chip in a bag There really is

but you know when there's infinite chips it doesn't have the same anything there's something to a moment The plot of Highlander Exactly Or all the vampire movies Exactly Which I also love a vampire movie

There's just something that you lose And I think there's a stage in life That you don't get to experience That's beautiful like you start slow You speed up And then you get slow again And I think there's something beautiful In that loop

What if you could take your brain and put it in another robot or a cyborg or something like that. That's going to happen. So here's what I will say to that. I find it particularly interesting that a lot of these people who are doing this will say they have the greatest imaginations, but then they don't imagine the possibility that there's something beyond what we're in now. Right.

And not necessarily an afterlife, but just like, what if you just locked yourself in this forever? And what? You don't get to get out. You don't even out or in. What if there's an in? What if there's another, I don't know what is there or isn't there? That's a really good point. But why would you limit yourself from possibly experiencing?

Then you're like, oh, but what if you're just dead? Yeah, well, you won't know. Well, because they don't believe there is. They don't believe there is something else. But I'm saying, why would you love? That to me is when ideas and imagination start to die. Yeah. You know, one of my favorite things someone ever said, and I hope he sticks to this,

was Jensen Huang, NVIDIA CEO. I was talking to him about jobs and AI and, you know, all these things that are going to happen. And I said to him, what do you think about all the companies who are firing people because they've got AI? Yeah. And he said to me, I think every single one of those companies should die. And I was like, whoa, wait, what? And he said, if you are using AI to get rid of employees, you're a company that's run out of ideas. And he said, because AI should enable you to do more of what you are trying to do because now you can expand it infinitely.

You get rid of all the mundane tasks. And NVIDIA has shown that. They were like, we make chips. And they were like, maybe we could make software. And also maybe we could make robots and maybe we could make warehouses. And maybe we could make cars. And maybe we could make the, and maybe we could. And you go like, oh, he's living that ethos.

Do you know what I mean? There's no mass layoffs. There's no. Well, today. Let me just. No, but that's why I'm saying to you, I hope he sticks to this. Yeah. And whether he does or doesn't, I do believe the message is correct.

Yeah, it's true. It's like, why is what you're using? We were just talking this on Pivot this week. It's like, why is what you're using? AI for is to limit, right? Why is, and by the way, there are mundane tasks people shouldn't do. Like, when's the last time you look at a map? When's the last time you turn butter?

When's the last time you, you know, you could go through all kinds of technologies and time saving is okay for a lot of those. And a lot of, like, a lot of jobs are so wrote and machines do do them better. And so what the challenge of our society is in the next few governments will be is, what do you do when things, like we had a drastic. farmers were on the original entrepreneurs you get it deciding what chlorops to pick whatever to do with the weather so much like such an entrepreneur which which which uh plow to use what you know did you do of the innovative new plow or i always go look at old plows

i'm fascinated and as they made the progression and how they ease time for people and and backbreaking work and one of the things that's interesting is what what part of that do you when we went from farming to not farming, it was the right decision, right? Because that was artisanal and done in a small way. So what is that right now? And then what can we do to help people transition to the better job, right? Or what is the better job? Like I think a lot about self-driving. I love I love like Waymo. I've been in it since the beginning. I was in the original, original one. They're really fun. When they first invented it. This was 10, 12 years ago when Google had it in the parking lot. I ran over there. I'm like, put me in this fucking thing. And let me see who I can

run over. Because I wanted to see how good you guys are. I made, I made, no, you can't get in the car. But we do have shrimp. The guy who started it now runs a company called Aurora, which is a self-driving, which is an autonomous trucking company. He's great. He's a great, great entrepreneur. But I made him stand in front of it. I'm like, let's see if you're up to what you just invented. And he did it. He stood in front of it. And his car stopped. Oh, well. But I kept going, go, go, go. So anyway, so I love them, and I know people will be put up jobs. I do, I do. But I'm thinking, for example, trucking is such a dangerous profession for people.

It's not a good profession. It's not a good for your family. It's not everything. I know there's a romanticist around trucking, but it shouldn't be done by people. It really shouldn't. Coal mining shouldn't be done by people, like things like that. And so, okay, you have the autonomous trucks, and a lot of our nations is pretty flat. And so they're not going to get in access.

is they get in fewer. The problem is people, not the trucks. Yeah, the people are the anomaly on the road. Right, exactly. And the trucks, once one truck makes a mistake, all the trucks learn. When one person makes a mistake, nobody learns, right? That's how it goes, unless we have to figure something out to get people, the matrix, the chip in their head. So what was interesting to me is, I was like, okay, let's talk about the jobs thing. He goes, here's the thing I'm thinking, because he happens to be a very thoughtful entrepreneur, this guy. He's like, right now, long-haul trucking is really dangerous. It's bad for people physically. It's dangerous. What if all these autonomous trucks went to the edges of cities? And that's the only place they don't go into cities

anymore. And by the way, it solves a problem. And then you get smaller trucks driven by people that bring it into the cities. Oh, nice. You know, of course, the idea of putting them under cities is actually a great idea. But they, or all the people that are running the fleet, who's monitoring the fleet and where it goes. But you create a situation where the truckers then live. near where they work rather than dry and I was like thank you you just thought of really I don't know if that's going to work but you could you could sit there and start to think okay if the people of google aren't coding anymore you know or if people vibe code you know what vibe coding is right if people are coding eugene is do you know what vibe coding is no do you know i'm assuming you don't that's what i'm

saying i just figured out today i can rotate my okay so vibe coding is um the original coding was you had to know the language that a computer speaks. And there were multiple different languages. You know, Java, C++, yeah, coding languages. And then vibe coding now is you're using an AI to basically code on your behalf. And you're saying what you want the code to be and what you want the program to do. I want an app to find me a wife. And this is my criteria.

And not just criteria. It's the prompt. Prompt is the big word now. Everything is a prompt. What is the prompt? And everything will be created by the, it's a question. Yes. It is, answers are, things progress because of questions in this world.

And so you're like, I want an app that will make me find a wife, and here are my criteria, and here's where I want you to search, and it will make you the app. It will just happen. So it's vibes. Right. It's like on Star Trek when you said, I would like a turkey sandwich, and then it just appeared, that kind of stuff. But you see that, you know, when you go back to the world of vibe, yes, vibe coding and what we look for as a future,

I think what makes this business person thoughtful for me is, I don't know them, but I think they understand the nature of work. And I think this is what most people in business have forgotten. And the significance of it is. They forget that a company is a fake thing. They forget that Wall Street is a fake thing. All of these things are imagined is what I mean. To use the correct words, it's more imagined. It's more imagined. The purpose of it is to give people something to do to move value around, however we assign it, whether it's time or currency. or a product, whatever it is. But that's what generally keeps societies moving and happy and flowing.

But once you stop them, once you create a dam, that's when things die. You know what I mean? That's when the sand builds up. But that's exactly it. And I think they don't realize this. It's funny, you talk about the truck thing. I remember talking to somebody who was also in autonomous trucking. And I said, what if there's a bridge?

You think trucks should be autonomous. there are many people who drive trucks for a living who are going to lose their jobs, right? Actually, we don't have enough truck drivers, but go ahead. Yeah, no, no, but I was like, there are many people who will. But I said, what if you found a bridge in between where the person could drive the truck from home? Like, you have an autonomous truck.

And they're there. But it's guided by a truck driver at home. It's very different driving a truck. And then I saw the other day, my youngest brother sent me a video of this. There's some people now who work in, like, quarries and stuff. Mine. Yes. Yeah.

And they're not there. They're at home, and they're using, like, the excavators. The human element is important in decision-making, right? And it's the same thing with drones. It's the same thing with, like, at some point, there will be drones that will operate on their own, like autonomously. Yeah, of course. And make autonomous decisions. Same thing with sentencing, justice.

I mean, that's what's interesting. Like, every single industry will be effect. The thing about AI is everything. Because what it does is you had Google where you went and put a thing in the box and then it brought you the answer. But it didn't really bring you the answer. It brought you lots of answers to. find and so it's like here's a lot here's a pile of library books good luck that's what google is like you know like oh god there's 10 books here where is the answer in these 10 books well it could

be here is sort of gave you a suggestion maybe look at this one first you feeling lucky yeah i'm feeling lucky that was my favorite thing on a google page it was i'm feeling lucky often had the right answer yeah but i was just like what a crazy button to i'm feeling lucky yeah they were a funny gang back then let me tell you wasn't that dirty area no they were They were a weird group of people then, I have to say, and they remained this day to this very day. But one of the things that's interesting about that idea is with AI is it doesn't, it actually, and I know hallucinations, blah, blah, it will get it right. Like the original internet, if you recall, was quite ugly and stupid and didn't work. AI will get it right at some point because it will learn and figure out.

It could provide you with things. It could really give you great answers and cut the time it requires you to get it and get rid of things that were lots of steps along the way, like making butter, or whatever. There's a better way to do it. And so I think we have to approach it. It's a better way to do it. And now what can people do? What is there, what's the human element in deciding these? And I think what I get really worried about is people who really not resist it. I was with a bunch of journals are the most for people on the planet. I was with people and I was talking about AI coming up with headlines, right? Just for writing headlines. They're very good at it. They can spit out 100 headlines in five seconds and it takes some creaky old guy to come up with two terrible ideas in three hours, right? Well, we got to keep him in the job. I'm like, but he's bad at it. Like, why is he doing that job? While taking snow breaks. Yeah, right. And they were like, we can't have people do that. And I said, but it's headlines.

Like, why? Why do people have to do that? Well, because people have decided. I said, well, then spit out 100 headlines and then a person picks the one. But let the person have the final decision-making. The person doesn't have to be out of the loop. That's right. But the person also doesn't have to be doing the grunt labor.

Right. Like, why not? And by the way, AI comes up with, I would say, 79 bad ideas. But 21 are pretty fucking good. Like, they are. Like, I have to say, you're like, hmm, not bad. Yeah. And they were like, well, this group people are like, that's terrible. I'm like, why are you, the hill you're dying on is headlines. When I'm telling you, you need to focus

on making products that people want and figure out what the creativity part is. Headlines are not the creative. It's the grunt work. It's the input work. It's the stuff that computers should do, right? Why are people inputting? Why? I don't even understand it. And it's really interesting. The resistance is, you know, in media, as you know, I mean, what's happening? now at your old play well that's another story you'd like to get in them happy too but what in the actual fuck oh god yeah anyway

but like for example I was just with the person who's running Emmis now which I don't particularly like the name oh yeah I don't really care what they call it they can call it Phyllis I don't really care but as long as it's a great name for a network I know I know right it doesn't matter if it's good it's good Did you see what happened on Phyllis? I like that actually

Barbara. Are you the guy from Phyllis? Yeah. Excuse me, ma'am. Did I see you, did I see you on Phyllis the other day? I actually like that. Or Barbara. Barbara's another name that is a nice one.

Phyllis, that's like a cool. It is a cool name. This is Phyllis. Phyllis Dillet? Phyllis. Oh, damn. Wow, you went there. Is that the fool?

Wow, Eugene. Huh. Syphilus? As you were. No, please. Kara. So one of the things I was talking, it's called Versen, which I'm like, also causes rash and, you know, causes vaginal.

Also solves your vaginal rash problem. And this executive's like, that's not funny. I go, no, that's funny. Come on. The name Versant. You walked right into it by calling the stupid thing Versen. So anyways, AI came up with that name. And so half the people there, it's really interesting, are like, oh, no, like, oh, no.

And I was like, no, this is a golden fucking operation. to be creative and make things people want. And if you don't, you get to leave. Like, if you can't. And to me, the people I really like are the ones are like, okay, this is a, we're now freed of all this other shit. Now we can make cool stuff.

Same thing, you know, it's so many of these places. They now have the opportunity. I have a rule when I make companies. I've made, everything I've made has been pretty successful, very successful, actually. And someone was like, what's your secret sauce for making things?

And I go, I make things people want. and I sell them. And they're like, what? And I said, and I asked myself this one question when I'm making something and it's, whether I know it's right or not, did anyone ever ask for this? Like, a lot of people make,

a lot of corporations make, did anyone ever ask, like Washington Post did, let's let sources make comments in the stories that our reporters write. And they think it's brilliant, this one person. Did anyone ever ask for that?

Did anyone ever fuck? I said, did anyone ever fucking ask for this? They're like, no, but it's cool. I'm like, but it's not. And, like, who wants that? Like, who? Except the sources who get to, like, clap back at the reporters. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So they wanted it, but does that make you more money? Like, you know. Does it even make the product better? Right. Does it serve your reader more? Does it inform them? Does it create? Yeah.

Right, right, exactly. And so often they try to make, they don't think about what people want. And that's what I think about that all the time. So I think they'll do great if they make things people want and they keep the costs in line. Doesn't seem very important. Yeah. I love this. Do you miss TV?

I'm curious. Do I miss TV? Yeah. I don't think I have a liked TV. Oh, really interesting. No, like the thing. No, no, but what I mean is this is like, I hope I'm not getting too didactic with this answer, but it's like. Please do.

So even like, let's say podcast, I always laugh at that I go, what does that mean? If there's a camera, then is it a podcast? It's a blog cast. People love giving things names. It's a TV movie. It's a movie. No, it's a TV movie. It's a movie.

You're just watching it on TV. Yeah. All of these things. So for me, what I, genuinely, the thing that I miss, the only thing that I miss is engaging with the human beings that I engaged with. So I loved working on problems and ideas with a team. I love the jokes that we would tell each other in the writer's room. I love the meetings that we would have.

I love meeting with the audience and having them ask questions. That's all that I miss genuinely. And my friends, I think, can account for this? if you told me that none of that actually ended up on TV and I was just like being scammed I would go like man I still had a great time and that's how I think of it for my life

is I go I wish to be partaking in the activity of creativity with the people that I love and then I'll enjoy that and I'll come out on the other side with an experience but the actual TV side of it

doesn't really matter either that's something a lot of people media don't get I used to say, like, one of the things, they were always like, oh, if this goes and that's like, no, if you make great stuff, it'll sell every single fucking time. And I think they get stuck into the system more than anything rather than what they're actually making. And so process always takes over. And one of the things that I've just recently started doing a series of podcasts, a media that works. I'm so sick of the doom scrolling and, oh, media. All I talk to is

people who are, and some of them work like the woman who's running wired. She's kicking ass because she's making great stuff. She decided to double down on Doge. She has really interesting stories. She's part of a corporation. I'm not just doing entrepreneurs. She's, she, she, descriptions are up like 100%. Why? Because she's making things people want. So I interviewed her, Oliver Darcy, who does media writing. He left CNN to do it. I interviewed him. There's a guy at the post that I helped figure out how to leave, who does videos on TikTok. Like all kinds of people are approaching it from different ways. And so I, and using technology to do so. And I think it's really important to keep at heart, all this important is what you're making. Like what's the thing you're saying or

doing or writing or what's the story you're telling? That doesn't change. And technology doesn't make it any better. Like doesn't. It just doesn't. People do. A hundred percent. No question. I love this. Thank you so much. All right. Thank you. I hope we see you again. Yes. Anytime. His wedding, obviously. When you fix him up. down the aisle. Here comes Eugene Koza. woke up this morning. You need a soprano's fan, obviously. That should be a top of your list.

Or even better, you need somebody who's never watched the Sopranos because that'll be the greatest joy. Yeah. There's nothing better than introducing somebody. No, introducing someone to. No, they can't not like it. What if they don't? But that's how you'll know that they love you.

No, I mean it, honestly, is that's where I feel like you'll explore something they'll be like through your eyes why do you love it so much yeah well they'll hate it and you'll still be a great couple actually you can you can get along like my wife is like I'd love them in Brooklyn I said I'd rather poke my eye with a dry sign huh?

The whole entire eye the entire eye like totally if I have to go in a co-op I'll kill myself I'm like give me give me the $4 apple and leave me the phone I don't want to talk I don't want to work for it I would like

but I'm not a burning man gal Do you go to Burning Man? No, I've never been. I want to go, though. Why? Because I want to experience everything in life. It doesn't matter. Okay.

I've been in dirty before. Yeah, I can't. You know what? No, I have been in dirty before. Tell us more. I've even told you this. It's like, I want to experience. You see what's happening now.

You see what, what, you're like, I told me now into a dirty. How am I caught you about my dirty? Okay, but what, no, what can, what is dirty? I'm so glad you could learn more about each other. What is dirty? Okay, what is the dirtiest thing about burning, burning man, dirt? Like the actual dirt. Actual dirt.

Kara, have you been to Hamanskral? Have you been to Hamanskral? No, what is that? Exactly, Cara. Is this your country again? Is this your country? No, like, what I mean is like the thing that the thing that the thing. Yeah, thank you, Eugene.

You win. The thing that people are like, I loved going to the homelands and like, when someone goes Burning Man, I'm like, this is not. Oh, that's true. It's kind of a whim thing. Here's why I can't go to Burning Man. Because a lot of tech guys go there. They're going to slip me like ayahuasca and then I'm going to end up in some trailer in

Reno, married to a man. Like, something will happen. I like that the end of the bad story was married to a man. I will end up. There will be pictures. There will be pictures. They will, I will not. I do not, when I go to these companies now, I'm like this.

I'm like, don't touch them. Just cover everything. Cover everything. No, man. You know, they do that without presidents. When I was interviewing Obama, they put a thing on the. Yeah, no, they don't even. And I went to touch it and the Secret Service lost their fucking line.

They wouldn't even, when you interview, like, presidents and that they, they don't even let let you. have the water they don't they bring everything cover the water they yeah of course what's the first thing I did it was like can I tell can I tell you one of can I tell you one of the funniest moments I ever had like that was it was Gail King invite this is like early early early when I was like just in the US hosting the daily show

Gail King invited me to the Kennedy Center honors yeah they're fun they're fun I covered them as a young yeah but in Obama's box what You see, now you're with me. Gail. She's always up to things. That Gail. I remember, I remember going, wait, she was like, Trevor, come with me.

And you know how Gail? She's like, Gail. She's like, hey, do you know Gail from TV? Yes, yes, yes. Then you know Gail. She's exactly right. Gail is the most person. Gail person. Gail is the most Gail.

She's the most Gail person. Gail is like Gail. Gail is like Gail. So Gail, she was like, Trevor, you got to come, Kenny. I was like, okay, we get there. We don't go to the main section. We go into present. President Barack Obama's box,

walk in, there he is Secret Service. Trevor, are you coming to watch the show? Oh, we're going to have a good time. Good time. It's going to be good. You ever been here before? Well done. So we're in there.

We go, we sit down. And then the show starts. And I'm sitting right behind him. And the Secret Service is like way back there. And to your point of like the glass, I'm like staring at his head. And I was looking at like the just of the hairs on the back of his head. And I was just like, when was the last time?

somebody like hit his head. That's how William Booth became who he was. No, let me explain. John Wilkes Booth. John Wilkes Boat. No, because no. Let me explain, let me explain. So you thought about hitting his head.

No, I did not, I did not think about hitting his head. Okay. This is not the first time you're going to get the secret. You're going to get the secret service coming. No. I just thought to myself because I always, I want this for people. Why you incriminate? I've got a visa.

I have to wait. I can't wait to see where this is ended. Eugene, I always, I love for people to have human experience. experiences. And I've asked President Obama the same person, I've gone, do you miss being called by your name? Do you miss somebody not knowing you? He does share that he does miss many of those things. He has dreams of being on a park bench. Like literally, that's his dream. No, not anymore, never again. Yeah, but that's what I mean. He dreams of that. He's like, oh, man, I'm, you know. And when I was there, I, like, I was like, he, Wilts Boothie. I imagine, I imagine, like, wow.

When was the last time in his life that somebody just went, pap on Barack Obama? Obama's head. Michelle probably does it. Oh, maybe. But I just thought that would be so cool for him to be like, what? Like in that, but then I was like, how close is the secret service? Would they think I'm trying to kill him? Yes, they would.

That's the problem. They would. So I was unable to afford him the experience. You can't touch him. I'm glad you didn't touch him. I did not touch him. Can I tell you a very brief Obama story? Go, go.

So we did a interview and he was talking to digital people that, you know, they decided, let's get some digital people. You know some stupid marketing person or PR person's in a room. So I get one of the things And the other one was Remember the woman with the green lips on MTV And I'm blacky on her name She had green lips and she was an MTV

Oh she was a VJ VJ, right So she gets an interview I get an interview But then they cut my interview By 10 minutes And give it to her And I was like

Are you fucking kidding me? Like the lick I'm sorry I mean to say Don't you know who I am But you just cut my interview By 10 minutes So that's hard when you have

planned out in your head Right and everything So Because you plan the whole thing I plan the whole thing And I'm like now I got to do something So we sit down and the glasses there, and I'm thinking of touching the glass, but then that'll take off another

five minutes off because it'll be five minutes of moving the glass around. So he sits down. He's right needing me with me, and I go, listen, they just got 10 minutes off my interview. And here's the problem I have with you is you talk too much, and you never have a pair, you talk in paragraphs, you never stop talking. I understand you've been president for six years. Everyone listens to you, but I'm going to interrupt you. And I'm sure you're not used to that because no one interrupts you. but I'm about to interrupt you a lot because they cut my fucking 10 minutes. So just be aware. You're maybe not used to it, but try to remember when people used to interrupt you.

Okay? Great. And he looks at me, he goes, I heard you were obnoxious. And I go, I am. And we started the interview. The whole interview, he was so pithy. I totally, like, mind-fucked him to do it. So later, I totally mind.

He completely fell for it. And so, and I was always, I got in an argument with him, too, because you have to figure out what in an interview is. the thing. And he does not like getting mad. And I kept trying to get him mad because he's resisting anger, right? Because he doesn't want to be angry black guy, I guess. I don't know. Whatever. I kept trying to get him mad. And so we do the interview. It was very testy. Actually, it was a very testy interview because everyone sort of is not testy to him. And I was like, I'm going for testy. So months and months later, when he was leaving office, my ex-wife worked for him as the

CTO. And when he ends his administration, every, it's such a lovely thing. You go into the Oval Office and meet him and you get a handshake and a picture. Everything, from Susan Rice on down gets this. It's lovely. It's a lovely tradition. So my ex-wife goes, hey, come with us. It would be really nice to have the whole family there. The sons would love it. It would be really great. So we go, I go, I don't know. He doesn't like me very much. He doesn't. For good reason. Yes, no, but he does. I poked and prodded him until he lost his cool. And so we walk into the Oval Office and he goes, how did you get in here? So then it gets worse. So I was like, I didn't want to be here either. Trust me. I don't really want to spend time with you either. And so he goes, fine, we'll take the picture. And he knows everything about everybody. He must be given cards or little factoids. You know how they know. So he goes to my oldest son. And he goes, Louis, I hear you're such a good cook. And if you open a restaurant someday, can you come? And Louie goes, yeah, yeah, sure. Absolutely. Mr. President, I'll cook you a great meal. And my other son, who's a techie. And he goes, Alex, do you, you know,

You want to do, when you're a company, would you let me invest in your company? And my son goes, maybe. That's your boy. And he goes, this is your son. I was like, yes, he is. Maybe. We'll see if he'll let you on the cap table. We're not sure if you're worthy.

And I just love, we had a recent back and forth because I had said, I thought he should step a little more and stop hanging out with celebrities and go say something. Trump was problematic, and I thought he hung back too much. And so I got all this pushback because they're like, oh, why should he come in and do it? I'm like, because he's the most important Democrat in existence, and it's a compliment to him, which I don't tend to pay him. So I would say he's the one who has to stand up until they figure out who the next leader is. And I got a text from their office. They're like, we don't think he has to, you know, he doesn't have to step up.

Oh, no, he has to step up. I don't care what you say. I think there's a paradox that we've, we talked about this with like a friend. No, no, no, here's what I think it is. I think damned if you do, damned if you don't, right? So if Obama continues to step in, there will never be somebody else who steps in. And then you sort of don't create. No, genuine, I genuinely believe this.

I think like people, people will often say, and I've seen this happen when there was like the rallies, even when Biden was running, Kamala was running, all of these things. He would come out. And then people would be like, oh, why isn't that guy? and you know where you're sort of not helping So he would end up cock blocking the next person That's what I mean, you are cock blocking Right now we're under extenuating emergency circumstances

Yeah but I would argue in this moment in time And I mean everyone will disagree or agree I would argue in this moment in time I don't know that he would have necessarily the best impact I actually think you know like Star Trek a new generation type thing I think like the Zorans and the whatever People are not going to be if Obama was to step in now,

I can very quickly see people turning around and going like, how did you let this happen? And all of a sudden it becomes like this, like, do you know what I mean? I think he should. I think he has so much gravitas and it's an emergency situation and he will help the transition.

And it's a different media world now. Everything's, everyone's operating as if it's the same thing. And it is indeed not the same thing. It is not the same thing for sure. And so acting, like the Democrats are peacetime, like I like to keep. Come on, come on. Stop it. Like, stop Chuck, Chuck Schumer, turn off the social media cameras right now because you suck. But like what Zorn Mandami is doing, what Newsom is doing, that's what's required, which is muscular. And I don't mean that in a gender specific way. It's like it's muscular, it's aggressive, it's promiscuous, and it's constant from a thing. And it's a very different thing. And Obama has an incredible charisma and charm that will take it to the next thing that needs to be to counter. And he is the counter at this moment. and then he brings up people

like I don't know I just anyway if you noticed he's been saying a lot more lately he has now yes so I irritated him like a lot of us rubbed him right I was like don't you think and you know I think it's I think he's

and I was like I'm paying you a fucking compliment for once so oh man you got Barack activated Trevor almost hit him at the back of the head I mean no there's no I wasn't trying to physically hurt don't ever do that

you thought about it no for a second I thought about it I thought about whether or not he had experienced. No, he didn't think about hitting. He wanted to rub his hands solemnly. I wondered when was the last time he had a very human experience of somebody sitting behind you and just plop,

doing that on your head. He should have touched his ear. Next time you see him, will you touch his ear for us? I will not. Oh, both of them at the same time. I will not. I do not want my pictures and I do not want to be on enemy terms with Barack Obama. Now when I walk in the room, he's going to be like,

are you? You know what I'm going to do? How did you get in here? How do you get in here? Next time I see him, I'm going to touch his ear. I'm going to ask because I'm a consent kind of girl. May I touch your ear? I want no part of this.

I'm going to say it was your idea. No part of this. He'll know it was not my idea. No, I'll say no, it was. He'll tell you it wasn't his idea. He will know for a fact. He will know for effect. Remember when he told us?

I'll put the doubt in his mind. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. If there's one thing, he will know, is that it was not my idea. No, it was. Remember when Trevor said he was. He wants to hold both of his ears. That's right.

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