Whiskey Ginger with Andrew Santino - Grace O'Malley

Episode Date: May 23, 2025

Grace O’Malley is loud, Irish, hilarious—and not here to behave. This week on Whiskey Ginger, Andrew Santino sits down with the rising star of stand-up and host of the wildly unfiltered podcast��Disgraceful with Grace O’Malley. They talk about growing up Irish, bombing on stage, thriving on TikTok, and why being “too much” is exactly the point. If you love smart, raw, and rowdy, this episode is your jam. Hit subscribe for new episodes every Friday!Full episodes and clips here: https://www.youtube.com/@AndrewSantinoWhiskeyGinger 🎧 Also on Apple, Spotify, and all podcast apps Follow Andrew Santino:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cheetosantino Follow Grace O'Malley:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/graceomalleyTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@graceomalley #WhiskeyGinger #GraceOMalley #ComedyPodcast #IrishComedy #AndrewSantino #PirateQueen #StandUpComedy #PodcastInterview ====================================== Sponsor Whiskey Ginger: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/whiskeyginger SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS HELIX SPECIAL OFFER: GET 27% OFF STATEWIDE! https://helixsleep.com/whiskey CREMO NEW LINE OF DEODORANT & ANTIPERSPIRANT AVAILABLE AT TARGET OR https://target.com MANDO $5 OFF YOUR ORDER WITH PROMO CODE: WHISKEY https://shopmando.com SQUARESPACE GET 10% OFF YOUR ORDER https://squarespace.com/whiskey ======================================= Follow Andrew Santino: https://www.instagram.com/cheetosantino/ https://twitter.com/CheetoSantino Follow Whiskey Ginger: https://www.instagram.com/whiskeygingerpodcast https://twitter.com/whiskeygingerpodcast Produced and edited by Joe Faria https://www.instagram.com/itsjoefaria Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Whisk, whisk, whisk, whisk, whisk. Here, we pour whiskey. Whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey. Oh, that creature in the ginger beard. Sturdy and ginger. Like that. The ginger gene is a curse. Gingers are beautiful. You owe me $5 for the whiskey and $75 for the horse.

Gingers are hell no. This whiskey is excellent. Ginger. I like gingers. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Whiskey Ginger. My guest today is one of my favorite people. I don't know if there's any other guest, but I mean once again today is Grace O'Malley. Thank you so much for having me. Grace, Grace O'Malley from the hills of Tralee. It's Grace O'Malley. It's beautiful.

Is that nice? That was really nice. Do you know where your family's from in Ireland? I'm actually named after the saddest Irish song of all time. It's about him getting blasted in the face. But he says goodbye to his dear beloved Grace one last time. Whoa. Yeah, it's a real bummer. I got shot in the face.

Yeah. My beloved Grace. Yeah. The bull came out of the jail. Take me to heaven. Give me an ace. I'll be a joker if you let me poker. That's good, man.

That's a good song. Thank you, by the way, for coming to the show. I did Disgraceful the other day, your wonderful podcast. We have a lot of mutual friends in common. You, of course, open sometimes for Whitney Cummings, who I think is yuck. So let's talk about something better. I can't sit on that. I have to say something nice.

You can, go ahead. I love her and I adore her and she gave me everything I have. I love her too. She's a piece of shit. So you brought me two whiskies. You brought me a big bottle of peanut butter whiskey. And then you also brought,

cause we're going to have a little sip sap. You also brought Jack Daniels, Winter Jack Tennessee cider. Now let me tell you something now. Let me tell you something. It's in season Yeah, it's May. This was on sale sale wasn't it? No, I'm trying to get something with flavor Tennessee cider Well, I'm gonna make you try a really good whiskey. Just a little sip of good whiskey and then we'll try this bullshit How about that? I can't believe I brought the jack and I'm not taking I'm not taking a shot at Jack I'm just saying Tennessee cider I've never even I've never heard of this is old Fitzgerald we can have a little something of this this

is probably as old as you are I'm also a Fitzgerald are you really my grandmother's last name well lift up your glass and let me pour just a little something nice and easy I just want you to taste it just a little sniffer and then you have to pour a little bit for me it's illegal for me to pour my own so just pour me a little snifter just like that just that's good that's fine just a little something and let's cheers look me in the eyes all right and wish me good luck good luck thank you you too luck let's see mmm that's good that's good. That's the good stuff.

I love it. You like it? It's really good. You know, the trick to get it to not hurt your throat is cupping the balls. No, if you want it to not hurt your throat, the trick is hold it in your mouth. It actually opens up your tongue,

the taste buds on your tongue. So hold it in your mouth for like three, four seconds and then swallow. So put it in your mouth, hold it on your tongue so hold it in your mouth for like three four seconds and then swallow so put it in your mouth hold it on your tongue let it sit you want it to mix with your saliva that's right so let your taste buds open let it mix and it's easier to swallow then yeah that was that was a great trick thank you so much yeah you got it didn't work at all no it's it's delicious. It's great stuff. It's fine. It's all right. It's good for the soul.

It's funny, because I am Irish and everyone will give me whiskey shots, but because you know, you're Irish. And then I go to take it and I... You don't like it? It comes back up. Have you thrown up on stage? My Boston shows at the very tail ends,

we did shots that the club brought out shots and I had to go excuse me. I went into a cup yeah. Real quick and then I was like I'm back. It's been a long time since I've yacked. A buddy of mine yacked at my house this past weekend. I'm not gonna say who. You make him clean it up? He knows who he is. No! He was having a tough time. Okay yeah. I showed him some love. I don't think he was having a good night I think it was too many mixes and he didn't need dinner Oh, that's always tough when uh, like they're really going through it and then they start throwing up, you know It's like they've been really hitting it. I know you before they got there. Yeah one time in college

I lost my wallet and then I drank because I lost my wallet. Mm-hmm, and I was upset cuz it had like a lot of cash I think I just gotten tipped out when I was serving and so I had all my tip out cash And I lost all my tip out cash in my wallet So worst thing that happened to you in college is you lost your wallet. That's pretty I was one of the bad good well You know I guess catching catchings syphilis was that was a little tougher that was harder to deal with that's classic I know that's college That's the longest going STD. People oh yeah and it's never gonna stop by the way and you guys please go get checked click on this link right here below to go get checked out in your local area. I never see those billboards in town for like STD

clinics that's like the... have you ever seen those? Oh yeah. They really catch your eye. Yeah they're sad and gross and weird. We keep almost getting into car accidents looking at all these billboards. Do you? They got me.'s car is that? The rental. No, that's a rental. Yeah, it's a nice rental though And my sister has to drive it because I don't have a license. Oh you at all. It really helps for the alcoholism Yeah, yeah, what do you like is suspended? I just I didn't renew it in 2020 and now it's like a pain in the ass to go try to get my ID in New York was five years ago. Yeah. No, I know That's such a long time. It's a long time. That's not like oh, yeah, it's a little past due that's forever Yeah, I just got my permit. Yeah, good for you. That'll take you out and driving. I'll take you out and thank you

Yeah, stay inside the line. Can you drive at all? Are you good at driving? I'm a good I'm a great driver Can you parallel I can parallel like a motherfucker? Yeah, I got it. I might take it Yeah, yeah, I got an SUV out there. We'll see how you do with that. Oh, yeah, see that's a little different Yeah, that's a little rash. There's a rash on our future whenever I see a nice car with a lot of curb rash all over the fucking wheels I'm always like that's a chick's car. There's no doubt My wife says she's like I feel the curb with the tire. I'm like don't do that. Yeah. Yeah, no, it's like a line No, it's not it's nice. What is with you guys? I'm gonna get her those curb scrapers from the 70s.

I don't know if you've ever seen those, but they would scrape so they would know. They would hear the metal go, grrr, so they knew they were close enough. Jesus Christ. That's what I'm doing. Five years is way too long, Grace, to not have a license. Yeah, but I live in New York, so I don't have to drive.

I know, but don't you still have to have an ID? Yeah, I use my passport. You should see that thing. That's actually smart. You need to use your passport when you travel anyway now. Yeah, may 5th today No, but real ID everybody has really no I don't have real because mine's not up for renewal yet I don't have ID and real idea is California They don't have that everywhere you bring your password to bars. Yeah, you see I'll show you yeah Let me see your badder

I think bringing a passport to bars kind of a move. It's kind of a flex. They think you're foreign. Oh wait, let me see. The front is still old. By the way, I know it's an old one because it's soft. Yeah. I missed that. It's classic.

Well, the new ones have a, they have a hard, it's a hard plastic piece in them. Everyone keeps telling me I need to get that one. This is beautiful. But this is going to expire and I'm guessing 2026. You could be right. This expires 2027. Oh, okay. All right, got one more. Grace Catherine O'Malley. Yeah, that's me. 2026 you could be right this expires 2027. Okay

So in red he's way more Irish his name is McCone Corkery From Cork more than likely. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well for wherever wherever trash bag turds are from Whoever losers are from that's where he's from. That's actually a move, that's a smart move. Bring your passport, it's undeniable. You can't go to a bar and they can't deny it. This is fake, it's not. You can't deny the government. You can't deny the state, but the government, no way.

Deny the state is right. And you lose that, people will always send it back. Oh yeah, because they know that's important. A license, not so much, passport, always send it back. Oh yeah. Yeah, it's awesome. Because they know that's important. They know it's important. A license, not so much. Passport, I get it back every time. Yeah. It's awesome. That's actually true.

And how many times have you lost it at a bar? Like about five. Five or six. Yeah. As long as you haven't had a license. Yeah. Every year you lose it for anniversary. I got my purse stolen, but I think who stole the purse was like,

oh, they probably need the passport. And hit me up, it was like, I have your passport. And they gave it back. I couldn't believe it. They stole the purse, like, oh, they probably need the passport. And hit me up, it was like, I have your passport. And he gave it back, I couldn't believe it. They stole the purse, gave you back your items. That's what I believe to be true, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, good guys. Good guys.

Good criminal. I found a guy's wallet, I returned it, but he made it out to be a pain in the ass. Because I found a guy's wallet, then I found his license, then I looked to go mail him this, then I thought, oh, I can't just put this in the regular mail. No.

I had to go to FedEx or UPS. So I made a whole fucking thing for this and I thought, I put a note in there, you know, saying found your wallet, da da da da, my phone number, my shit. You take the cash? I didn't. You find a wallet, you can take the cash. That is usually this case, but I didn't. Life at this point was fortunate was fortunate where I was like I'm not gonna steal this guy's 86 bucks or whatever 87 by the way

Finders fee, but I put it in there. I put a note I put my phone number and everything you know and then he called me almost like out of frustration Like when he called me it was a little fucking rude. He was like oh yeah, thanks But I already got all these cards like reissued and everything and I was like hey man Fuck you like I really want it was like the rudest. I don't even bother telling me that I wanted to kill him Well, I have his address. I can still go fuck him up. He's 87 or he had 87 dollars can 87 bucks It was honestly it was 80 something. I remember a cup 320 so it was 80 something in there, but what a fuckhead He was like no. I already got all these um he was like thanks, but that fuck off

But I already got all these cards reissued and but yeah, but so thanks. I was like, no, I already got all these, um, he was like, thanks, but that, thanks, but I already got all these cards reissued and, but yeah, but so thanks. I was like, all right, man, well, I hope you die today. Dude, one time I found a wallet when I was a kid on the side of the road and we went to the house and delivered it back to the person. We were like, we're gonna get a little cash for this. Yeah, you're like 13 years old and they're like, thank you. Shut the door in our face. We're like, fuck, that would be awesome.

Well, now you should go back and rob them. If you see anything in the house that you like go back and rob him Yeah, no, it's true the guy that did my home inspection when I first bought a house out here. We got this guy and He does the inspection and he crawls underneath the crawlspace on the house And I was like, oh dude, what kind of shit do you find under there? And he's like just the he's like dead animals. Usually he's like or with elderly They'll put like their animals under there So like the dog dies they put it into the house. Oh shit. Yeah, he's like, it's crazy

He's like that happens a lot to old people but he goes I was doing this house in Bel Air And it was really contentious like the daughter and the sons or the daughters and the son who's three kids and they kind of Like didn't get along they didn't like each other whatever. So their mom dies, they're selling this house, and she lived there alone for a long time. And they're like, we don't give a fuck, we just sell the house. They were ready to do it off market without even assessing it.

They were like, just get rid of it. So this guy does the home inspections, he looks underneath the house and he sees a bowling bag, like an old, what looks like an old travel bag from like the 70s, and it's thick, and he's thinking. Cash. No, he's thinking the other thing. Oh, skulls. He's like, 70s. And it's thick and he's thinking. Cash. No, he's thinking the other thing. Oh, skulls?

He's like, oh my God, there's like something in there. Yeah, dead thing, something dead. Yeah. So he calls someone at the company, you know, and he's like, you're just letting you know there's items under the home, it looks like bags, and they've found, they tell them, suitcases sometimes have body parts in them

and stuff in them. Yeah. So he calls, he opens it up. It's not just cash, it's jewelry, it's diamonds, it's family, it's family. Never call it in. I know. Never call it in. That's what I said, don't call it in! Never call it in!

He called it in like an idiot, so then they have to alert the homeowner, and these young kids, they're in their late 30s, early 40s, you know, and they come and they get all this stuff, and this is suitcases, filled with stuff. Shit. and they get all the stuff and it's just suitcases filled with stuff jewelry necklaces earrings gold money uh and then it's like bonds and it's stamps and coins like she collected shit tons and tons of stuff jesus christ and i said how much did you think it was he's like we didn't get to see but i i guessed it was in the couple hundred thousands range you know not only did he not get to keep it he didn't even get to see he didn't get to finish it well here's where it gets real fucked so there's a shit load of money in there blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, right? Could have been in the millions,

but probably in the hundreds of thousands of dollars. Weeks go by, he gets a, or maybe months, and he gets a letter from one of the kids in the house, right, and he's thinking, oh, I'm gonna get a little something, something. And it's a hundred dollar bill wrapped up in a note thanking him a hundred fucking dollars Mm-hmm, huh? I would have mailed. I said I would have returned a sender. I'd have been like

Yeah, fucking fuck you a hundred dollars. I was like dude, and he goes well, you know, and he's a really sweet guy He goes, well, what do you think is an appropriate amount? I go dude if I find hundreds of thousands of dollars because of you otherwise, I wouldn't have found it Yeah, I got to give you at least 10 grand I gotta give you 10 grand 10 grand is like a tip of the hat you could give them more if you if you were really generous Yeah, by the way, they owned a house in Bel Air. They were doing just fine and they were selling it Yeah, they were making money. They didn't even care about it. 10 fucking K or whatever. But 10 K min 10 K minimum What's a hundred dollars to a hundred thousand dollars? It's bullshit. No, but that's what I mean. It's more insulting to give if they just wrote a note thanking him would be more

That would be appropriate and genuine than a hundred hundreds like this. Yeah I was like, oh thanks pal. You fucking get fucked. Thanks for calling that one in you fucking idiot Go catch the bus moron dude. I use is rude. I used to go under the houses with my dad He was a plumber too too Oh really and find anything fun? No, it was just it was just always like spiders and shit But I'd have to hold the flashlight like if it was like a family friend. Yeah, I'm under the house holding the flashlight He's screaming at me. She called me. Yeah, right. I'm like dude. I'm trying to help you out He's like, you're not doing anything right. Fuck dude get a headlamp

Personally, I'm my headlamp. That's why I birthed you, idiot. You're the son I never had, kid. Wait, how many? Is it just you and your sister out there? And then we have two more. Girls? Girls, all girls. What a nightmare, this poor bastard. No wonder he's miserable. I hate when people say that, that poor bastard. That bastard deserves it.

No, he didn't get one dude? He got me. That's like the best he's gonna do. Oh, you're the boy of all the girls? Alright, so I'm gonna open up your Jack Daniels and I wasn't taking a shot at this I'm so sorry but I've never had this Tennessee cider yeah

and I do want to taste it honestly Jack not shitting on Jack I do like Jack Jack has some reserve stuff that's very very good Jack Original is a lot of people's go-to favorite mm-hmm but this winter Jack I've never heard of people's go-to favorite. But this Winter Jack I've never heard of, never seen, and I do think you got this from a bodega in Koreatown.

So we're gonna try it. Yeah. This, by the way, this has been on the shelf since November. Looking back, I could have not went to two liquor stores and got, yeah, that's tough. You see that? Yeah, that's some residue there for listeners at home. Yeah, it's been sitting for years. Yeah, it did. But you know what that really is, that's tough. You see that? Yeah, that's some residue there for Yeah, it's been sitting for years. Yeah, you know what that really is that sugar, right?

That's sugar that's peeled up the way and look at what it yeah But what I could have done was not go to two liquor stores and get two balls I could have got like a really nice one. It's what I'm realizing one really nice. Yeah I would have been realized that that's okay Honestly, I'd rather this begin is the same that out of the way get that out of the way and then I want you to Have a little sip of this you tell me how terrible this is and then I'll then I'll sip it come here smooth it good All right, that's Tennessee cider yeah, that's it's looking taste it first. Oh, I'm so glad thank you It's a rite of passage go for it

That's delicious is it good that's that shit I I can get behind. I can drink that all day. Pour me a touch of it. Pour me just a touch. I'm embarrassed. That's good. That's good. God, it smells like shit. Yeah, dude. All right. I love that. You like that? Yeah, I like that. This is your go-to? I don't drink whiskey. I know, but if you're going to drink whiskey, you want you like that. Yeah, like that. I can go to yeah, that's not my god. I don't drink whiskey I know, but if you're gonna drink whiskey you want something like this. I'm gonna see like sweet. I'm like a pussy So sweet. Yeah whiskey already tastes quite sweet sure. I'm gonna let you take this home for sure. Thanks so much Honestly, dude, you don't even want to have it on the shelf. No. No, it doesn't belong up there. That's crazy That's fucking crazy. No, we talked yesterday a little bit what your your go-to your beer you like beer

I like beer. Yeah, or cider. That's kind of why I got that selfishly the first time I ever had cider like cider beer Yeah, not this is cider as in like Winter cider the first time I had cider beer. I was in London. You ever had cider beer. Yeah strong bow. They got a Citizens in Ireland Oh citizens. Yeah, that's exactly good stuff I had strong bow I had just I had look at all the whiskey that comes look at that the sugar on the top of the fucking Rub it in there. That's like a real like a real Nice and sticky nice and sticky. I'm gonna let you finish mine. Thank you so much. Yeah, I'll put that down takes Yeah, maybe wash the cup. Oh my god

Let me get something else just to like fucking get real flavor in there so these are like expensive Old Fitz is quite expensive that Blanton's is pretty pretty legit Hardin's Creek is quite good as well This is just a pig that pours out of its mouth. No, that's a fun little topper. That's my buddies gave me that but the first time I had cider beer I was going to London and and I I had just gotten off the flight I'd never been before and I put my shit down in my hostel and I did what they say don't do don't lay down and I laid down and I just yeah I was out then I woke up at 1230 around 1231 in the morning and I was a zipping wide awake and so I was out then I woke up at 12 30 about 12 31 in the morning And I was zipping wide awake and so I was like fuck it. I'll just go down to this pub So I got out of this pub you by yourself totally by myself

I was going to college out there, and I was there two days early just to like feel up. Yeah And so I was like okay. I'll feel it out so I go to this pub by myself and I'll never forget. I walked in and This is also 20 years ago. Okay. Cider beer had not been a thing.

People in the States had never heard of it. Yeah, but it was really just beer. Yeah, it was just beer. And then Mike's hard if you wanted to be a kid. At the most, yeah. And so I went in there and I said, I'll take a beer. And he's like, what kind? I'm like, I don't really know any of these names, right?

And he said, he's like, oh, you ought to have a snake bite. That's what he called it, which was Strongbow and some, look up what a snake bite is written. Was it Strongbow? No, no, no, it's two beers. It's almost like a black and tan, you know what a black and tan is? But a snake bite was Strongbow, cider and what else?

Just cider and lager. Lager, a lager, just a regular lager, like a Smithix or something like that. So he goes, oh, you ought to have a snake bite. And I thought, oh, all right, fine. So I had one and I was like, wow, this is fucking amazing. And he's like, oh yeah, you want another one? I was like, yeah. And I had like four of these and I was fucking sloshed.

Well, cider beer has a fuckload more alcohol than a regular beer. Yeah, no, that's true. Like cider is like triple the alcohol content. I'm not thinking straight and I'm also off a plane, Well cider beer has a fuckload more alcohol than a regular beer. Yeah, I know that's true. Cider is like triple the alcohol content. I'm not thinking straight and I'm also off a plane so I don't know, you know, what is this? It's gotta be like 11%.

And I have four of these and I'm cooked and I was like enjoying the night. You shoot the shit with everyone at the bar. I'm talking to everybody. Yeah, what is it? How much is it? Do you look it up? About 10% more. 10% is a shitload.

I mean, you know, like a Bud Light's what? Do you look it up about? 10% 10% is a shitload. I mean, yeah, you know like a Bud lights what like 4.4 Yeah, it's a lot. Yeah, so you're fucking cooking and I as I'm leaving the bar. They're like closing it down I'm having a great night. And this is why strong bow has a place in my heart forever I'm hanging around and they're kind of sweeping up all the bullshit off the floor and lights come on and there is one a of sweeping up all the bullshit off the floor and lights come on and there is one a 100 pound note on the floor. No shit. A hundred pound bill and I fucking bent down and looked at the guy sweeping and he kind of shrugged his shoulders and I grabbed it and he was like this like a you know like

like a chimney sweep. It's a bit of a hat. There you go. Good on you laddie. Have a nice semester abroad. And I fucking grabbed it and I was like dude This is this is gonna make the rest of this journey the best and then the next night I got arrested But but outside of that Public intoxication. No, this was soliciting soliciting for prostitution. Oh, okay. I was really loud about it

No, no, I was hooking. I was looking for I was out there hooking I was looking to pay for the books just balls out Ass out balls closed ass out as chaps. Yeah, just bent over open wide open. Was this Amsterdam? What was this Brighton? No, okay. Yeah, Brighton is a Seafront town in England and every time I went to London It was known as like a it's a gay. It's a gay town. Oh, that's why you enjoyed yourself That's exactly right and I went down there and they go are you gay? Are you a homo? And I was like what what the fuck no? I'm not I'm not sure what do you think yeah? Take anal beads out

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I loved it down there, by the way. Have you been to London? I've been to London, yeah. It's fun. It was good. It was good stuff. My aunt, she would work for the airline, so when we turned 13, we got to pick wherever we wanted to go. Free family passes. Yeah. What did she work for? airline so when we turned 13 we got to pick wherever we wanted to go free pat free family passes Yeah, what'd she work for she worked for United United? Yeah, the way we fly or whatever the fuck it What was the slogan what it used to be the way we like to fly now whatever?

Before your time she's racist though. We don't anymore. Yeah like her she would say all the Burger King crown one time on the internet on a flight Yeah, yeah, she said get him out of here. That's what she said. Yeah, not verbatim, but you know. I know what he said, yeah. Fly the friendly skies. Fly the friendly skies. Yeah, she's not too friendly. She would tell stories, be like, yeah, I let this black family go right onto the plane, no problems at all.

I'm like, what? I'm like, that's the story? She's like, yeah, it doesn't matter to me if they're black. I'm like, oh right. She's like, usually I harass them. Usually I give them a hard time. Well, they were giving me shay as they do. I was like, well, it doesn't matter to me if they're black. I'm like, all right. She's like, usually I harass them. Usually I give them a hard time. Well, they were giving me shade as they do. I was like, whoa, all right, come on.

She's like a drunk uncle. Is she drunk on the flights, you think? Did you ever got fucked up on the flights? No, she was never. She wasn't hot enough to be on the flights. So funny. That's so funny. They do have to.

But nowadays, not really the rule. Now they let anybody do it. Just about anybody. It used to be sexy people. It used to be good-looking gay guys and hot chicks. And now it's creatures of the night. Just pigs with clothes. Your ass is in my face.

This is brutal. By the way, the amount of flight attendants listening to this are like, that's it. I'm not getting any more. Fuck you. Fuck you. They used to have some nobility to the job, but now because they get treated like shit, nobody wants to fucking do it anymore, and they're in a bad mood most of the time, but I kiss flight attendants ass I always nice to him because I know it's a shit gig and if you're sweet to them. They're nice to you

They're they're dealing with a lot of fucking assholes. Have you ever had a flight attendant slip slip you a note? Oh, yeah. Yeah multiple times really sweet. It's nice big fan. Yeah, see ya that kind of stuff Multiple times really sweet. It's nice big fan. Yeah, to see you that kind of stuff Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's how I be honest with first. I don't lie. What are you flying only in first class now? You're a fancy girl. I Yeah, she is and you're afraid to admit that to your fans because she wants to come off as a working-class blue-collar girl But make no mistake ladies and gentlemen at home She's Richie rich, too She took a helicopter here from the west side.

Blade, if you will. You know, you're taking the first class, don't lie. Over three hours, I think it's good for the mental. It's good for the head. I think it's good for the mental. Sure, spend the money, who cares? I just had a flight and I didn't sleep. I was doing Moon Tower Festival.

Oh yeah, in Austin. And I hadn't slept yet. It was like 5.30 in the morning and I I see Tim Dylan and he had just canceled on my podcast Oh, and we didn't bring it up. We didn't talk about it, but I was like, hey man. He's like, hey, how are you? Look the other way. I was like, no, I'm actually Sitting next to you. He goes we should have charted a plane. Oh my god fuck That's what he would convince You sat next to big Timmy and he canceled, has he done the podcast since?

No, I don't think he will. Tim? It's all good. Tim? No it's not. It's all good. I have a four flight walk up in New York. It's not happening.

That's tough. Yeah, I know. That is tough. I think I'm going to have a lot of cancellations. So you never cook at home? You don't cook at home? I'm trying. You go out to eat all the time.

Oh no, four four walk up for the studio. don't cook at home? I'm trying. You go out to eat all the time? Oh no, 4-4 walk up for the studio. Oh, not for home. Not for home. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck that. Yeah.

Four floors isn't bad. When you're interviewing comedians, it's like all they talk about for the first 20 minutes. Dude, I had to walk four floors. Are you shitting me with those stairs? That's insane. Are you going to make people walk up to a... I already pictured what he was going to say, and then he buzzed himself in, took one look at it, I think, and then turned the other way.

Turned around? Smart man. Yeah. He knew what he was doing. I don't blame him, I don't. No, but you know, but honestly, you're right though, comics will complain about anything, and the life is a cakewalk, so you might as well

find some shit to bitch about. Yeah, as soon as I saw the 4-4 walk up when we got to the new studio, I was like, ah, I'm gonna get so much shit. I'm gonna get so much shit. I'm gonna get so much shit. Give me something to bitch about now. Give me something on your mind that you've been bitching about lately that's been bothering you.

I don't really be bitching really. You're feeling good. I'm trying to have like a positive outlook. Good. I try. Nothing's bothering you, that's amazing. Nothing's really bothering me. I've got so many things bothering me right now. What do you got?

This guy, he fucking pissed me off this morning. The people you work with? Oh yeah, dude. This guy really gets on awesome skin now. He's you know what it is I'm so am I how nice of a boss am I can you find a better boss on this fucking earth? It's like this. He's so nice Here the quiver I've given this guy literally everything Say the fucking truth go ahead tell the truth tell your truth. He's the best. That's right. Good boy I don't like bearing witness to any of this Say the fucking truth. Go ahead, tell the truth. Tell your truth. He is the best. That's right.

Good boy. I don't like bearing witness to any of this. Good boy. Back in your cage. People can't see. Back. Sit. Sit.

Good boy. Oh, there he goes down. There. Good boy. Give him the treat. I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry. Well, you work with your sister, so you can't talk to her that way.

What do you mean? You don't get to boss her around like that. That's like kind of the joy of it all. That's the gig that yeah see I feel like there was there was much camaraderie I don't think you boss or I think you're so sweet to her yeah I'm trying to show off I got yeah I'm so sweet this could I fucking bring him everywhere pisses me off yeah everybody loves that he gets a ride on private jets and shit strangers yeah this idiot he gets freebies he gets to do whatever the fuck he wants. Is that how you tour it?

No, no, no, we got to take a ride on someone else's jet. Oh, okay, gosh. Yeah, no, I don't do that shit. Dylan's? No, yeah, Tim. Get out of his face! No, no, no, we got to hop a ride on someone else's, but I thought, I turned him,

and I thought, you fucking 26-year-old piece of shit. You know, I've never had this kind of opportunity. 25, yeah, no, we were turning 26. That a this kind of opportunity 25. Yeah, no we're dad boys Yeah, you're gonna be 26 you little fucker huh you scared you growing up fast 26 is good. What do you think about 30 30 30 new 30 you're creeping on 30. No, no, what do you mean? I'm 26. Yeah, you're creeping on 30 kids 28 creeping on 30 28 you are 30 26 you're creeping once you kids. No, 28's creeping on 30. 26 is like, I just... 28, you are 30. 26, you're creeping.

Once you pass 25, you go past the 25 mark, you're creeping on 30. And I know you wanna not think that, but it's coming. Hate to tell you, deep breath, but it's coming. Jesus Christ. You're gonna turn around and be 29 and go, fuck me. Yeah, well, no, I'm not. What are you gonna do for your 30th birthday?

You wanna know what I'm doing for my 27th? No. Outta here. What do you mean? You're killing someone? 27th club, why not? Oh, she said that right, Jesus. She wants to be like Jesus. Yeah.

And Tupac. Yeah, well. And Jim Morrison. One of the same, all three of us. Right. Yeah. You really are, you have a lot in common. Yeah.

I threw a big bash for my 30th, that was a big deal. And I thought about it for a long time. I wanted to have like a big, cause birthdays started to lose relevance by 30. A lot of friends stopped kiving the shit, and I said, I want to get everyone together and throw a big fuck off party. So I rented a house. Oh no shit. So everyone could show up to the house. Where? So in the hills, in the Hollywood hills. So we rented a house off like a Verbo

or one of those websites because I wanted everyone to get together and you know I had an apartment I was like no one's gonna come to my shitty little apartment. Yeah. So we rented a nice house and I had tons of people come and it was, honestly it was worth it. I thought, cause I stopped caring about birthdays and I was like, I wanna have one fun one. Well here's the thing, guys can have, girls stop at 30. 30, 30 you're done. Guys have 30, 40, 50, 60, cause the wife's planning it.

But then after 60, then the women were back. If women do 70 and 80 and 90, cause it's fun then, then it's like, I made it. Well yeah, your husband's dead by then, you're single still. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. How many times do you think you'd get married? I'd probably go for, I don't want to say a hat trick,

but maybe twice. Twice would be good. Yeah, twice would be good. Yeah, hat trick is kind of sexy though. Yeah, you know. It's kind of tight. I think the first one's just a free trial. Right.

Yeah, but you have to like, you know, prenup and all that jazz. You're gonna prenup. You're gonna prenup. Okay, smart. I like having the power to say that. If a guy approaches you with the prenup, are you pissed off or are you like, no, I say prenup, not you. No, I think I'm at the point where I've yet to have a boyfriend.

If I'm locking it in, prenup on me. On you? Yeah. You've yet to have a full-time boyfriend. Never have I ever. Wow. Yeah. Why?

I don't know. You don't want relationships though. No, that's not true. Is it a commitment kind of a nightmare? No, I would be like a little trad wife. Given the- I would give everything up. But the guy's gotta be the right guy.

No, it's just not coming my way. It's not coming your way. Well, it's gonna come your way. It is what it is, it's fine. And by the way, when you say give everything, you're gonna're gonna go your ass out. You're gonna give the ass. Yeah, yeah, whatever they need. Whatever you want. I gave my wife the ass. I did it. Yeah, she could have it. I told her she could have it. Yeah, you're the bitch. I'm the giver. I'm the giver. Yeah, I'm the goalie and I just I left an open net. I said go ahead shoot.

Do you know what I mean? Yeah. No, I get what you're saying though. You'd give it all up and that's good. And we're gonna I told you last when I came over to your house to your show Yeah, I said we're finding you some fucking love. Hey, I mean I gotta stop saying it cuz it makes everyone feel weird Boyfriend everyone's like I don't know what to do with that doesn't make me feel weird because I'm committed. Okay to helping a sister out Thank you, brother. I want this thing to fucking happen. You brought me shit cider. I get you some good dick You give me shit dick too. I'll give you shit dick. The likelihood is probably gonna be shit dick.

Yeah, that's fair. Well, most guys are shit dick. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, like this guy, shit dick, trash, absolute trash. Run in the mill. He really is. It really pisses me off to a degree,

I can't even explain. I yelled at him this morning, didn't I, on the phone? I said, leave me the fuck alone. Sometimes people you work with with they don't have your best intentions in mind you think that no they care about themselves and they have their opinion about something they don't ask about your feelings or how you're doing or what's up with you it's all about them how you doing he was in a mood thank you thank you I'm doing pretty good thank you so much yeah not

you know what I'm better that you're here I heard you were in a mood I was when I saw this fucking idiot's face Is it the mustache it was it was even before it's before that it's so many things with him looking back at old pictures You I can't believe you never you didn't have a beard going on. You're a guy who needs that beard. Oh I think you should have always had I see why you never had a boyfriend Mean fucker, you know, that's actually the Boston way of being nice. It is no You know what? I've always I've almost always had facial hair you you had it You saw a couple photos without but I almost always did have it. Okay, I covered it up since high school

Most people know me know me with facial hair. It's rare for Like the one photo in the tutu I might have been clean shaven or I might have been buzzed Or that that leather that was the same photo that leather little number Yeah, that was the same photo shoot. Yeah, so you got two from the same photo shoot Sorry, that's okay. Yeah, I didn't I didn't she brought up some photos of me Sexy photo I tried to find some leaks some leak stuff. I couldn't find my feet are on wiki feet. How about you rating? Pretty low. I don't think it's good. I don't have nice feet. I've shit feet look at my wiki feet rating Please you know fun fact most Irish people that second toes bigger than their Pretty low. I don't think it's good. I don't have nice feet. I've shit feet. Look at my wiki feet rating, please

You know a fun fact most Irish people that second toes bigger than their Than their first it's longer. It's gotta be most people. Is that true? Yes. I think it's most people I was just told Irish. What's my wiki feet? You have five stars out of gorgeous out of five It's a gorgeous feet. Whoa, really? Yeah Andrew Santino's feet. Yeah, but how many people voted it's like six people voted Yeah, it's only that high because I have a compliment. I'll take the compliment. I'll take it like a bitch Well, I gotta tell you though. I guarantee you no one's voting for my feet go look at Scarlett Johansson's face Probably 8,000 people that have voted today. There's a lot of pictures

My feet really yes, I think it would be hilarious to send everyone to tank your score Who finds all that stuff? That's that's pretty beautiful. They don't have usernames, right? Yet I posted that from the punk couch Are all the users that was the casting coach grace one grace to grace three grace for O'Malley Rock 76 O'Malley rules Wiki feet yeah, I could say I should start selling my fucking fee I should do an OF you and I should do an OF together down you got 119 votes 119 people. Yeah, that's nice That's nice of those guys of all those sad lonely

Insel men that have voted for me. You know, that's who that is It's just sad dudes on the internet. No, that's your that's your boys. That's my dogs. Yeah, that's your dogs They're bringing you up on even on your feet. They love you respect. It's like a nice way of looking at it Do I know Bobby's? Yeah, what's Bobby Lee's wiki feet? 4.7 4.8. Oh, he's docked and now it looks like I'm really on there Went down since the last chance Not since this morning. It was for it this morning. I gotta get back on there Are you big? Are you big on fucking boards like will you dive into reddit boards and just know God?

No, I can't I can't touch that. It's real. Yeah, especially I was working at a bar still and I looked at that like that their reddit thread Yeah, and when I was when I was there, I was like like I'll never do this again. No, it's a nightmare Did you enjoy the time over there with a lot of those people? I had a blast. I love it Yeah, it was great. Some good people like all everyone's great. I thought I'm not being political I'm no, but there's I mean, yeah, there's some people over there. I'm sure that are fucking dogshit. Um For the most part like it was all just like a great time and I was like super pumped to be there. Good. Like it was great. I know a handful of people through

the Barstool world. Big Cat and those guys, TFT and them. So I know those guys because of our comedy world bleeding through. And then they go to Chicago, which I think is incredible. They get to go to fucking Barstool Chicago. Yeah, that place is a fucking palace. It's amazing, dude. It's good stuff. It's amazing It's a fucking it's a it's an adult play playpen. It's just for adults to go have fun Yeah, Barstool in New York is not like that because it's upstairs in a building right? It's yeah. No. It's the same thing No, have you been there? Yeah, it's very much like an office. Yeah Right like studios and all that. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, I've been there a few times. Yeah, but it's yeah, it does feel very like

corporate yeah, it does feel very like Corporate yeah, where but Barcelona that his and big cats in Chicago looks it's a fucking party Yeah, and when they were talking about building it they're like, yeah, we're gonna we're gonna have a basketball court and all this stuff I'm like no way and then it came true. It was like better than the middle of the fucking office It's fucking sick the sim golf simulator basketball court. They had that upstairs like a landing area. It looks like a bar Yeah, it looks like a dope bar. It is sick. All right, if me and you were gonna design and build a bar, give me some of the top things you need in this bar.

Well, I have an idea of, it's half a coffee shop, and then at night they just serve espresso martinis. Just espresso martinis. They just eat those up, but they're like different flavors, like peppermint, and like, I'm sure it exists. No, I don't think that does, I've never heard of that in my life, but you know what, I like this a lot. It's good. It's good So it's just coffee in the day. I don't want anything to do with the coffee shit during the day

Yeah, like you can have we can have someone else run that yeah, that's like that's for some right some hippie kid Yeah, we'll have some cool hippie kid do that and then at night we take over and it's just espresso martinis What are we serving for food? You have to have a food budget there You gotta maybe it's like a dessert place So it's only for drinks and dessert. Yeah. I do like that. I think it's good.

My wife would love that. She loves drinks and dessert. I also, I have another idea for a place. It's whenever I'm on shrooms in the city, there's like nowhere to go where that doesn't sound scary. You know, cause like, like botters, like the regular bar I would go to sounds a little scary to me

cause it's like, it's loud and shit shit so I thought of it'd be in Brooklyn and it's a bonfire and around the bonfire is little personal fires and you get your own like s'mores and like beers and it comes in a cooler I think it'd be a good idea I think it's good the only problem I have is fire code you're violating a lot of fire codes and I also don't want people that are heavily tripping balls near a fire. That's totally fair. As your business partner, I think there's a huge flaw there.

There's some flaws there. I mean, I wouldn't mind seeing the FDNY every once in a while. Sure. How about this though? I think you have little sheds, right? Like the bonfire's outside and the little sheds are around them. And each little shed has like mood music and maybe like a film playing and you can go from shed to shed. Is this a good idea? You both end at the exact same time.

Just a little mood music, a little mood lighting and if you're feeling that vibe, that yellow or green or that orange, you go in there and there's a film to match the mood and the music. Oh that's good., and you come and go as you please, right? That is nice. I like this. And I would restrict it to about 15 minutes, 20 minutes per person. And there's a polite little timer in the corner that once the door closes it starts. And when the time is done, it plays a little song. Imagine it starts going,

Baa! Baa! You're on tru- You're on tru- You're on tru- You're on tru- Yeah, it's just police sirens. My idea for the bar, I've always said this and when I do get a bar one day, there's a couple of bars that do this.

You want to do that? I do want a bar. It doesn't sound like a hassle to you? There's a lot that goes on. Don't give a fuck. This life is a hassle. Life is a hassle. So what I want to do is I want to have a bar and as soon as 7pm hits, on the nuts.

And this happened by the way, shout out to Delilah in Miami did this. And fuck yeah, because they are correct. As soon as 7pm hits, the bar stools are removed from the bar. Because there's so much foot traffic, people need to get there to get drinks. So, get yourself a table, there's high top tables everywhere without chairs. Lean against the fucking table or a ledge, and there's ledges and high top tables everywhere to be seen but no stools at the fucking bar after seven because you bump into someone and they turn around and you're like Where do you think I need to be where you are every time every time you're in my way?

This is like a new concept like I'm and they go and they go like this. Why are you reaching over me? I'm like I'm grabbing my fucking drink right you know I just wonder it I need a drink from here and the only only alternative to this, if you're going to keep stools at the bar, where the old rails are for the server stations, then that's where people need to be able to go to get drinks. But it's only for servers. So, if you have one just for the servers around the back where people can't access, then the stools can stay and then those can exist. But without that, fuck you, get the stools the fuck out of the way. That's so fair. Has to be. And also, at the bar, it's a must that there are three TVs, each with something different on at all times, right?

A sporting event, a film, and, you know, like a beheading video or something cool like that. Live car crashes. Yeah, yeah. Live car crashes. Live leak. Or just a integrated map of like Sex offenders in your area and it keeps updating as it goes and it shows you a new one when they pop up That's on their stats. He shows our stats. Yeah, how many crimes they give me something something to jazz it up

What do you call in this place? Graces that's crazy I'm gonna call you know I'm gonna call it. Give me. That's good. Wow. That's good. I like that Give me grace give me grace give me grace give me three screens give me no stools no stools also by the way This is an update for the bathrooms mm-hmm, and this is an old joke of mine I'm peeling for myself, but there are no stalls in the men's bathrooms. No, why why would they have stalls to do blow? Dude, you do blow right out in public. We're gonna have shelves everywhere with little with little mirrors on them. Okay, perfect. Yes Also, don't go in the stall to do blow be a man do it in public like everybody else be an adult

Why are you hiding it? We know you're doing blow It's weird to go to the bathroom and then go into a room in the bathroom. Yes, you blow in the bathroom No one's gonna be peeing see it and go. Hey Nobody cares you'd be surprised. No, I'm not this no's no, by the way, no snitches in my bar. Big sign, no snitches. No snitches. You're removed immediately if you snitch. You're not just removed, you get it.

You get clocks. Yeah, we beat you out back. You'll learn your lesson. Yes. You get two strikes. This is what you get for being a bitch. We beat you out back and then we send you on your way to another bar who will take you.

But we don't. So, bathrooms, no stalls in the men's bathroom, and in the women's, the women's bathroom We beat you out back and then we send you on your way to another bar who will take you, but we don't. So bathrooms, no stalls in the men's bathroom, and in the women's, the women's bathroom is double the size of the men's bathroom. It has to be, these lies are out of control. Double the size. Double the size.

Why would they be the same size? I go to a bar with the same size bathroom, what the fuck are we talking about? You have to like, make the men's a hole in the ground. You could just make a big hole, we all stand around a hole and piss in it, move on. You don't even need a full bathroom what about shitting can't you

should not shit at a bar and if you shit at a bar you're go home you have to go home okay oh what if I have to poop hold it okay you never pinched when you were a kid yeah pinch it hold it let it go right back up to where it belongs yeah and if you really really really need to shit dude you go to the smoke shop next door you know there's a fucking bong smoke shop there's a head shop right next door and I'll make a deal with them to say hey if someone has to poop they're coming over here to poop and so I'll break them off a little something

yeah they get a little cut I've thought about almost all of this stuff and the playlist changes every single night every single fucking night you never know what you're gonna get every single fucking night is there a trivia night at my bar? Yes, there is. I like trivia. It's during the day. It's daytime trivia that bleeds into the night and at 7 p.m.

They're gone too. Stand up? There is stand up, but it's out back so it doesn't intrude on the bar itself. I like that. It's out back and the back is half outdoors with a canopy, but it's also somewhat covered. You've thought of everything. Do I want and I, cheesesteak egg rolls on the menu? I want homemade brick oven pizza because I want a little baby brick oven out back. So it's cheesesteak egg rolls, brick oven pizza, nachos because I think nachos brings the world together, you know? Karaoke?

Yeah, there is karaoke but it's its own space. You can't hear it in the main part of the bar. It's separate, it's a karaoke room. If you've ever been to Koreatown, they have karaoke rooms. Yeah. You have to enter a room for this and it's soundproof. So people in the regular bar don't have to deal with that bullshit if they don't want it. It's massive. Yeah. It's a, we did some of the, him and I did some of the master plan layout. It's 175,000 square feet. It's roughly the size of an airport. Yeah. That

sounds about right. So give or, it's JFK. Yeah. But I do want to open a bar when I am retired. I very much so do. Here in LA. I would love to have a bar in LA. Yeah, I just think it's a sweet swan song. It's a nice goodbye. In the valley, without a fucking doubt. Fuck the city. Valley forever.

It will be in the valley. You want the east side, but I will tell you, in 10 years, the valley will be the east side. but I will tell you in ten years the valley will be the east side Yeah, that whole idea will transfer over here. This is already becoming more hipster II like you know how Brooklyn transformed Yeah, saw that transform 100% Brooklyn now is for people with babies, and it's not it's not fucking yep Bushwick Bushwick yeah, but it's always been Bushwick Bushwick will always kind of be Bushwick, but like you know Bushwick's always been Bushwick. Bushwick will always kind of be Bushwick, but like, you know, so much. Williamsburg used to be a little bit more grungy and hip, but now it's a little bit of Lululemon-y now.

It's pretty clean cut now. Yeah. Because they move. It just continues to move. Yeah. Green points kind of. Dumbo is real nice. It's kind of like become a real nice, you know.

When I first moved to New York, I was on Hinge and I was asking the kid where he lived or something and he goes, I live in Dumbo. I'm like, what's that mean? I was like, I had no idea. The movie, I loved it. He unmatched me. I was like, what are you talking,

I think I said something about the movie. But also, Dumbo, from where you are, you're not going down there, you don't feel like going down there. No. No, exactly, so get fucked, guys. What are you on now? Hinge, Raya. I've been on so get fucked guys. Yeah, what do you want now? Raya, I've been on the waitlist for Raya about four years now what yeah

So many referrals it's just not happening open up the gates you have to email them to get off the list and then Yeah, are you on Raya? No, I'm waiting to reapply, but I just got off the list when I was at the hospital with Carlos. That's so funny Sorry for the troubles. No, he's fine. Yeah, it was our other friend. Our other friend went to the hospital. At the hospital. Oh, yeah. He was throwing up blood still on Raya. The guy committed. Yeah. He's committed if nothing else You see your last, you know, you never know You gotta get one more in. Yeah. I gotta be honest. That's a good outlook. Yeah, this might be it Might as well go out with a fucking bang. See who else is in the fucking room next to me.

Right. Stage four cancer patient, looking for one last breath to be taken away. Take away my last breath. Take my breath away. Your bar that you just explained, it kinda sounds like, I don't know if you know, but in Boston, cops had their own bars.

And it was like a speakeasy kind of thing. And we went there like a couple times. We weren't allowed to be there. But we had like, after a family party, we're like, we know this place is open. It's like a speakeasy kind of thing. It's only for cops. God, I'm annoyed. They'd be all over the city.

I want to know this so bad. I've never been to one. The only thing I did the first time I went to Boston to perform My agent was from Boston or I had gone to school there And so he said to me go to Chinatown after hours and ask for cold tea. Yeah, it was beer Give you a beer. Yeah, and they could put beer in a teapot. I thought that was amazing It's good stuff and we're ratting out all the fucking bars. I don't think they do it anymore They don't I don't think so short stop short stop used to be a LAPD. That was a cop bar. Yeah, that's right

That's right. I like corruption. Yeah, but well Became a neighborhood bar Yeah, but people would like be cool it like go down to shortstop and a lot of the people's confessions were from like That's how you heard at shortstop. Yeah, that's a shortstop shortstop the best right down the street from Dodger Stadium Yankees, Mets. No, Boston. Red Sox. What am I saying? Yeah, that's right. You can't support any New York teams now. No. Yeah, it's weird.

I kind of like the Bills for fun. Where are they? They're Buffalo. I know, I'm teasing. Yeah. That's barely New York. I talk about Buffalo in my set, and I always pause because there's always someone from Buffalo. They're like roaches. They're always there.

They're everywhere. They're everywhere. They sound like people we grew up with. They're like roaches. They're always there everywhere. They're everywhere They sound like people we grew up with they sound very Midwest because they're far enough West in New York where it's almost There was Canada. It is almost Canada. So it's got a little of a Midwest Talk to it Buffalo. Yeah, they're good trash. Yeah, it's good. There's good trash. There's bad trash. Mm-hmm You know, what do you consider bad trash? Mississippi yeah, I can't say Mississippi. Yeah, I mean with you know, I'm not even you know, I'm not even shooting like an I'm not even shooting a bad shot. I it's it's a wild place people say Kentucky

No, he's actually kind of nice. That's good. Yeah, I mean like Louisville Louisville show Louisville Louisville is interesting. Yeah, but Kentucky as a whole is actually pretty beautiful. Okay Louisiana's fuck got some crazy trash down there. Yeah, that's a tough one. It's got weird trash. Yeah, and The outskirts of Georgia the like the Georgia Florida line. Mm-hmm Florida Georgia line Florida Florida Florida for a Bama Shore for a Bama the like the georgia florida line florida georgia line florida florida florida and ashore florida and i have one of those kids you've been to see that show florida and ashore now but i know it it's not a big stat my sister just a little she was like so that was a diet and mike i thought they are dead they were they were tough way with a

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I thought you were going to say do you like Mexicans. I was also going to say of course. Do you like Mexicans? Yeah. The answer is always yes. Well, to Mexicans, yes. Yes. It's an undeniable yes.

They're some of the greatest people I've ever known in my entire life. The food, the culture, like everything about them is commendable and every Mexican person I know in my life is wonderful. Fun, funny, can take a fucking joke. Whenever we do the old room, when Ice House used to be, when Ice House was an all Mexican room, I mean a lot of Mexicans would go there, the most fun. You could say fucking anything. Whites, the most sensitive. You say the wrong thing to an all white crowd and they get really uppity.

Yeah. Whites, sensitive whites. What do you think about that? Comment. It tastes like Christmas. It tastes like Christmas? Yeah. You should try an Angry Balls.

That's Christmas in a cup. What's Angry Balls? Angry Orchard with a shot of Fireball. Wow. Oh, that's interesting. Yeah, Angry Balls, it's good stuff. Can't do Fireball anymore. We used to take peppermint schnapps and we'd mix it with like Oreo milkshake.

Ooh. So it was like mint Oreo. Where are you from? I'm from Minnesota. Minnesota. Take a big chug of that. Let me see you get a big chug of that. Big, big, big, big, big. Be a real one. Be a real one. Be a real one. Be a real one. That's pretty big. It's not too shabby, huh? It's getting grosser the more I have it. Yeah Yeah, I'm never gonna get acquired to the finer things you don't it well, that's good. You don't need to yeah What it what is a fancy thing that you like? I like I like going out to a dinner and like I like fancy dinner, right? I'll give that like we're talking like high-end steakhouse or seafood or what's that?

What's the my favorite is taking my mom out and showing her stuff? She hasn't seen before but sweet bitch, but like I'll be like you gotta try wagyu I tried it for the first time you gotta try this shit and like we got it She's like it's so small like yeah But just put it in your mouth and I tried the big dog before and I like I took her out after one of my shows And they didn't have like the price of the wagyu on there I was like yeah, we'll do like we'll do like 11 ounces and they're like you sure 11 ounces I was like, yeah

And then I like I like looked up like market price on my phone real quick and I was like mom You gotta go tell them you don't tell them. Yeah, we can't do it. We met one I was you wanna one one ounce of one totally fine Panic cuz what is wagyu now? I? I gotta think that like wagyu per ounce that are at a steak house has gotta be, yeah, like 80 bucks, 80 to 100 bucks. Yeah. What is that?

By the way, wagyu Japanese different than American. American wagyu is cheaper. Yeah. So you can get a cheaper, but it is expensive as shit. When they make that out, they've heard those in like Wyoming. Wagyu cows? Yeah. I mean, they have them everywhere.

What? It varies wildly from $50 to $350 per ounce. Yeah, so where the average would be somewhere in the middle. You're gonna get about, you're probably gonna get anywhere from 80 to like 120 is a normal number I've heard. 90 is what I remember in my mind. It's the last time I went out, they wanted per ounce. Yeah.

And it's special occasion. It's nice once in a while. Yeah, it was like a big to do. I'm not doing that all the time. One fucking ounce of meat for $100, that is. Out of control. Yeah, that's insane. Yeah while. Yeah, it was like a big to do. I'm not doing that all the time. One fucking ounce of meat for a hundred dollars, that is... Out of control. Yeah, that's insane. Yeah, and I was trying to be a big show off. I'm like, yeah, 11 ounces.

Like, I don't even know why I picked that number. But 11 is good, because it's a little bit better than 10. Yeah, right? 10 is a solid number. You're like, I'm going to beat 10 just by a little bit. Yeah, no, that fancy restaurant side, I do think is the best thing to spoil. That's my favorite. That's where I spend all my money. Fancy restaurant. Like, we're just eating out. Eating out. Yeah, my favorite. That's where I spend all my money. Fancy restaurants?

Like we're just eating out. Eating out. Yeah. You got a spot in New York that you love? I like, yeah, I like this place. Chinese tuxedo. Chinese tuxedo? Yeah, it's real good. You walk in, you feel like you're in the mob. Like the Asian mafia. It's good stuff.

That's everything Bobby ever wears is Chinese tuxedo. Automatically becomes that. Chinese tuxedo. I'm trying to think of my favorite restaurant in New York when I go because I have a handful of places. What's your favorite kind of grub? Favorite what? Favorite kind of grub. I'm a sucker for steak but if but if it's not steak Italian food is just yeah because it's like it's just fat happy food it's like and cheese and cheese well everything cheese there I want cheese yeah like I love you know I just like I

like overwhelming myself with a meal yeah so I don't you know people like to get like small little fun picky meals I want to plate a pasta so fucking big it's embarrassing and it's silly I finish it where it's this is goofy shit, you don't need to do that. I'll scour DoorDash for hours to be like, is that enough? Is that enough? Or is it just like this little cut of piece of- Little bullshit fucking spin of a fork, yeah, fuck that. I want it to be overwhelming and embarrassing.

So I'm trying to think of my favorite spot to go to in New York. You know, Matteo, shout out our buddy Mateo. You know Mateo, don't you? Yeah. Mateo, the sweet little, the sexiest, most in shape guy that I've ever met in my entire fucking life. He always takes me to the same spot. And because my brain is scrambled eggs, I always forget.

But you go to in L.A. He goes to Rbalta. We always go to Rbalta. Rbalta. Do you know what that is? No. Rbalta is fucking great. It's like. It's 12th and what? It's by Union Square. Yeah. It's right next to Union Square.

Yeah, Rbalta. So fucking good, man. It's like solid Italian. And because Matteo's like a sweet, sexy, handsome, cool gay guy who speaks Italian, they bring us like extra shit. Oh, that's good. He's so hot guy who speaks Italian. They bring us like extra shit. Oh, that's good. He's so hot when he speaks Italian.

That's good. It pisses me off. Yeah, it makes you want to prostitute again. I'll be hooking. I'll open for him. I'm sure. I'll open for him. Not on stage, but backstage.

Wide open. It's on 12th and Broadway. 12th and Broadway, yeah, that's right. Oh, good. Hell yeah. It's so good, man. That's like one of the best spots. That's good Italian.

There's a lot of all over the city. I don't really fuck with Italians, but I do admire the fact that they have like Sunday sauce. Sunday sauce. It's like a big family, like get together, it's nice. The Irish, we get together just to yell at each other. Yeah, we can't cook. No.

Yeah, so we just drink. Unbelievable how little we can cook as a culture. Like it's really sad. I mean, potatoes got cancer and it fucked our whole society up. Shepherd's pie? Shepherd's pie is kind of more British than it is ours, I think. I would imagine that's more English than ours.

And that's probably because they fucking pillaged us and owned us and beat us to death. They genocided us. And then gave us... Yeah. Yeah, fuck the British, dude. Leave us alone. Yeah, fuck the Brits. Leave the mix alone. Fuck Margaret Thatcher.

Fuck Margaret Thatcher, that that you're that Brits out You know you know kneecap. I love those guys. They rock yeah give Ireland back to the Irish Yeah, yeah kneecaps fucking fantastic. I wish I knew Irish like I want to bring the language back I want to know Irish, too But whenever I see it I'm always like it's so intimidating yeah, because it's incredibly thick and it's not like Spanish is a trick language like you can pick up Spanish and you can kind of finagle your way Irish is legit and each Dialect is different for each part of Ireland. So it gets even more confusing

Yeah, where you can kind of get away with murder in certain languages You can kind of again Spanish you speak Spanish You can get away with Spanish in a lot of different places because you can put it together Irish I feel like it's real particular. Can you speak another language? Spanish in a lot of different places, because you can put it together. Irish, I feel like it's real particular. Can you speak another language? Nah, I took German when I was a kid,

and I understand a little bit of Spanish, but German I knew when I was a kid. Why? Especially German, yeah. Oh shit. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, like Heisa Andrew. I knew I took German because my mom wanted me

to have less friends. Yeah, that's fair. I went to a school in Chicago, you had to take a secondary language. It was like a progressive school where they were like, you had to learn, it's fair. I went to a school in Chicago. You had to take a secondary language. It was like a Progressive school where they were like you had to learn. It's called a Sal. You had to learn another language When you were in first grade, that's crazy. Yeah Well, they wanted you to be bilingual by like third or fourth grade So I took German and knew some of it they say that's when you can learn another language

Yeah, you pick it up faster. Yeah, right. That's the theory What's only 78,000 people are made native Irish speakers still like alive in Ireland just anywhere Yeah, but I would argue I would argue there's a lot of people that are learning Irish now because of this point I'm only people claim to speak Irish. That's right. There are only 78,000 that are well There's a new there's a new revolution of young people that want to speak Irish again that don't want the culture to die Which I think is amazing in Ireland and I hope that continues Let's make a pack. I want to do that. Let's make a pact that we're gonna learn Irish. We're gonna learn Irish. Perfect time for a cut in a film after we cheers and say this to us blacked out throwing up. For sure, for sure, for sure. We're probably never gonna learn

Irish, Harry. But here's the thing I think I've already got it. The one thing you That's good. The one thing you're not allowed to say is Gaelic. Yeah, I've learned that. You get mad when you don't say Gaelic. I've learned that lesson. Because my grandmother, my great-grandmother spoke Irish almost exclusively. And then I would say that, and my grandmother would correct me.

Really? When I say Gaelic, and she's like, it's not Gaelic. I used to like stand up for Ireland as a whole and be like no no no it's Gaelic. It's not Irish you sound dumb. No it's Irish. It was always Irish. Yeah it's never been Gaelic.

Yeah. We say that I think Americans get to say that but a brogue is still appropriate to say you have a brogue. Yeah I think so. That's okay to say. We'll find out. So comment down below. Bobby and I are playing Ireland.

July 19th we're playing England on the... We're playing London on the 18th, and then we're playing Dublin on the 19th. Because you gotta save the best for last. Hell yeah. Yeah. You're gonna throw him back? Bobby won't. He's sober, but I will. Yeah, I'll probably end up blacking out for sure in Ireland. Yeah.

I mean, I did last year. I mean, why would I not? We're playing three arena. Three arena. The three arena. In Dublin, Ireland. In Dublin, Ireland. That was my foot would I not we're playing three arena three arena the three arena in Dublin Ireland Dublin Ireland my buddy just did that the three arena Aaron McCain he's huge in Ireland nobody knows him in New York it's Aaron McCain yeah is he a musician I have to know he's a he's a stand-up aaron yeah MC MCC a on yep Aaron McCain he He's black? Yeah. Jamaican. Yeah Jamaican. Aaron McCann. McCann. Aaron McCann. I said McCain like fucking John. It's this. Sorry. People would say my name is McCain as well. Yeah McCone, McCann, McCone. That is true. And he just played a three. Wow. Yeah.

That's fucking awesome. I think that's where he was, yeah. That's so cool. Fucking sick. Shout out to that guy. Yeah. How's stand-upup going for you my love? Good? It's great. Yeah I've been loving it. Are you going back on tour? I'm like kind of wrapping up for I have like a couple shows and then summertime here and there and then jumping back on in like the spring and the fall ball. Yeah a little fall ball. That's the time to do it. We know as stand-ups you don't ever tour in the summer that they're everyone's out. i didn't realize that to do that yeah yes because we're midwest kids like we remember i remember when i first started

touring my agent had said that i said you have a tour in the fucking summer was at the lake yeah they don't fucking be inside watching your dumb show they want to go outside beyond the lake until they literally can't be on lake anymore do you ever go home i've been home since seventy four uh... you know i go home a lot and now that my parents are retired i see them I haven't been home since 74. I go home a lot.

Now that my parents are retired, I see them. Every time I'm near the Midwest, I go home. I'm gonna spend the whole month of August in the Midwest. So I'll be doing a little mini kind of tour thing that I'm up to for the golf show, so I'll be out of my parents' house. And I'm about to take my mommy and daddy to Europe in two days. I know.

That's awesome. I'm excited. In two days? Two days, I leave in two days. Oh shit, yeah, sorry, okay. I know, that's why I wanted to see you. Yeah, my bad, my bad. I said, come see me and I'm gone.

I thought you were in Dubai. I was supposed to, I see somebody, she keeps saying Dubai. I was supposed to be in Korea. She comes up to me drunk in the parking lot at the comedy store and she goes, how come you're not in fucking Dubai? Like a mafia boss. You were supposed to not in fucking Dubai? Like a mafia boss

You were supposed to be in fucking Dubai kid. He's like hi nice to meet you No, I said I'm supposed to be in Korea. Oh, yeah Korea, Dubai, what the fuck is the difference? They're all the same. They're all the fucking same. That was my father talking. Japanese, Chinese, it's all the same to me That was your aunt. That was your father talking. Japanese, Chinese, it's all the same to me. Alright, that was your aunt. That was your flight attendant aunt. Yeah, I know, yeah. Korea, no! I'm not gonna fly there. I won't even board those flights. She keeps it domestic.

Yeah, I was supposed to go to Korea and I'm sad I didn't get to go. I was actually a butt hurt about it. I really, really wanted to fucking go. But, I will go back to Asia at some point. You've never been? No. Have you been? Yeah, first stop yeah first stop Japan dude gotta go to Japan I want that's that's top of the list it's Japan Korea and after watching White Lotus wouldn't mind going there where that where they're where they're in Australia oh Thailand yeah nice I never seen White Lotus in my shmuck yeah I'm

a shmuck yeah my buddy was in the first season No ship a good friend and I still didn't watch it No, dude, you know what it is. I did I think I saw part of the pilot and the rhythm threw me I didn't like it. It's very slow. Very slow blue ball every week and I didn't like It was extremely catchy is very clever is very smart, you know know they they pay everybody on the show the same amount of money. Hmm. I think that's cool. No, I do not Oh, I disagree. I think it sucks. Yeah, I think that's stupid. Give them all money man. P.A.'s them same as like- No, the actors so that like there's no like tips. Above the line.

No, that's insane. That's not fair. Okay. The starter actor shouldn't get as much as someone who's experienced and done way more shit also The level should be higher anyway, so the lower end actor should get paid more regardless. Hmm, but getting paid the same is weird The lower end you get paid more the lowering it should get paid more than they do like a bottom line You know, yeah, so that should be raised like the minimum should be raised But I think getting paid the same's a little fucking, you know, I'm sure they don't care, but I'd be miffed. I'd be like, what the fuck?

For the same amount of scenes or for any regardless? I think it's, I think it's cause they all have to live together for the time that they, but that's anything that you film, right? Well, if you're shooting overseas, yeah. I should ask my buddy Jake. Jake Lacey was on the first one. What did he play?

You would know the character. This is so annoying that I don't know. He's like one of my oldest friends. Jake Lacey was on the first one. What did he play? You would know the character This is so annoying that I don't know. He's like one of my oldest friends. I love him so much. He's great He's fucking from Shane Patton Shane Patton that was his name was oh, yeah. Yeah, I love him so much a really good douchebag. He's amazing Yeah, they typecast him is he a douche. No, he's the opposite. He's like a very intelligent cool quiet calm sweet probably like one of the Nicest most like down to earth, you know, you might check. Oh you did I'm dying up here with them. That's right Yeah, yeah

He's like one of the nicest guys He was shooting a movie in Australia when we were down there and he came out we went out to it together and I don't know He said he isn't he is an actor's actor. He takes it serious because he's good and he cares. Yeah, but as a guy Sweet nice humble. You know what I mean? That's nice. That's nice. Well, he's what many people I assume would aspire to be who like takes their job serious and is actually very talented But then offstage is just a human Scooby-doo, I Don't know.

Did he? He was in the office. Yeah, he did the office. He did the last couple seasons of the office. But I appreciate that about him because he's just a human being. Sometimes actors take themselves serious off screen and they live in the character for a long time. He's not that guy. Google said Jake Lacey has not been involved in any

official productions related to Scooby-Doo. That's what Chachie BT says. a chat. She says can you trust them? Can you trust them? Do you use chat GPT? No, no, thank you. I love you. I just I don't don't do it Google not chat GPT. It's one in the same now Yeah, you can't help it. Google. We're all using it. Google is being engineered by chat. GPT now is that fucking gross? I don't ask any questions anymore. I just assume I know the answers like the old days. No.

I'll make shit up. 700,000 miles, that's how far it is. I just say it. I could be easily swayed and I could just make something up and just completely believe in myself. It's like, it's bad. Make something up right now. Give me something.

Give me a fact. I dig all whiskey's made with a little bit of piss. A little bit? Just a little bit of piss. I gotta be honest with you, that is actually a fact. Cut to a clip. It says no, but rye is. Rye whiskeys made with some piss.

Yeah, yeah, bourbon is not, exactly. That's correct. But there's pissy in the jar. Pissy in the jar, oh! I'll give you a fact, you tell me if it's true or fake. Okay. Okay, give you a nice little fact. Oh, okay

In printed money in US government United States printed money one one ten thousandth of every one one ten thousandth of every bill is made from like crushed or of every bill is made from like crushed or milled bugs is made from bugs or bug remains factor fiction that's fiction is it yeah is it yeah factor fiction McCone it appears to be fiction it's a fiction yeah we just have been bug money bug money yeah typed in imprinted money one of one ten thousand of every bill bugs your boy's fingers are fast that's what it's paid for fast yeah I think about

Richard Nixon in the search well do you want to know the real fact is that Nixon proposed that money should no longer be made from paper it should be made from cloth to make it last longer and have more value what do they make it after fiction I'm gonna go fat cuz that's just right that's too no it's it's fiction. You had that at the top of your head. No, that's why I thought I was the first one But yeah, you know, uh, you added too many too many too many too many eyes too many details But the Reagan thing was wrong and you believe that mmm, is that true Nixon? It was Nixon that did that right, but he didn't do it at all. No, no Hmm. How about this?

But he didn't do it at all. No, no Hmm. How about this? Don't get stumps and yeah, you know I thought it went over my head it did okay in the history of gold. Yes This is the first time in the history of gold Okay, that it is exponentially gone down in value versus up in value factor fiction Fiction it's up gold's up right now. Is it up? It's up Coney. I can't be true because gold is always fluctuated That's right gold always fluctuate. Yeah, but right now it's up gold's up right now is it up it's up Coney I that can't be true because gold has always fluctuated that's right gold always fluctuates yeah but right now it's it's actually it's actually down right now salt was more valuable than gold like the Silk Road mmm hey hey let's not bring up weirdo internet shit that you do dude you fucking creep this guy's

on the dark web this guy's on the dark web no the Silk Road got a couple years ago. Yeah, thankfully we had to put you to a fucking stop It was inappropriate the kind of bullshit that you were doing did you ever buy anything? No my old roommate did though What do you buy? Oh, he was a he was a heroin addict before I knew him, but it's so dope Yeah, but he literally just throw eggs at our neighbor gross nice. Okay last question, last question, right? Last question, last quiz. Here you go. The Nasdaq, according to today, is it up or down? Yeah, that's gonna be a down. That's up, dude.

What? Nasdaq is up. I feel like a fucking retard. The Dow is down, you know that. Yeah, of course, yeah. Fucking please. Dow. Are you invested in anything?

Do you have any money in the stock market? I bet bet you do I don't know you don't before 1k 401k is good, but I I I was up when when Doge came out Yeah, did you invest I hopped in on that I put a hundred bucks in is all I had at the time and and I Left with a thousand. It was really nice, and I want a lot of people a lot of money, so it was really nice That's fucking right. That was good. Thank you, Doge. Thank you, Doge. Thank you, nerds.

Doge to the moon. And you're a big Elon supporter, so that's really nice. That's what they say, love and support. Go ahead and show them how you love them. Just like that. Just like that. There's no need to extend. My heart goes out.

It seemed like it was a fake moment in time. Legalized comedy. Yeah. I feel like you can't even do comedy. Are you glad he's a sportswoman? He's like a mix of Dr. Evil, right? He's like, you won't even let you do comedy anymore. Scott, they won't let me do comedy. Scott, why won't they let me do comedy?

And Frau Farbisna, what was her name? Yeah, Frau Farbisna. was her name yeah for our for business yeah there's a tag Austin Powers probably the most underrated trilogy oh history of comedy film why don't people talk about it more underrated cop trilogy of comedy that's what's even more fucked up people forget people cut keep people think there was just one but I think I think number two is the best I think Gold member spy you shag me spy who shag me is good I think gold members underrated though because people didn't like the Beyonce was in it, but I liked it. Yeah How many were there in total there's three yeah, right it was the trilogy

Yeah, there's all these talks before them, but it never got I think gold members underrated It's really the intro with Tom Cruise so fucking good and Spielberg. It was just so intricate. It was such piss It was just throwing everything in the bat. They were just like fuck it We'll try it they did repeat a lot of the bits though from the second one But that was the point they were tipping the hat But I do know what you mean like the second created so many great like the like when they're the the shadow Yeah, the shadow and also the like the only flies away in the rocket ship Yeah, I get it But you had to do that he flies away and the... The rocket ship. Yeah.

I get it. But you had to do that because it was still... This is what's missing in television and film and comedy. Callbacks are great. We all love a retro... We wear clothes. He wears my clothes. He's wearing all of my clothes.

Yeah, you give him a heavy down bag. He's literally wearing my pants. Those pants look really good on you. I think I'm your size. I think I'm wearing the large size of pants. Yeah, you're my size. You thought you weren't? I feel like I'm Steve Carell in Crazy Stupid Love and he's like, I'm just wearing my pants.

I'm wearing my pants. I'm wearing my pants. I'm wearing my pants. I'm wearing my pants. I'm your size. I think I've wagged our large size of pants. Yeah, you're my size Yeah, you thought you weren't I feel like I'm a Steve Carell and in crazy stupid love He's like I'm just wearing the wrong size Clothes movie rocks. It's so good twist So good, look at it. By the way, we've we've just amassed the podcast and we now we're drinking and hanging out Yeah, exactly what the show is. I call it like a mandatory hang. It is. We would have never hung out otherwise. You and I would, but you don't text me back.

I text you back, I say, hey, I miss you, how are you? Nothing, dude, she did that to me all day and I told you that. Hurt my feelings. You gotta be shitting me. No, I'm shitting you. Don't put that on me. You're not shitting me, I'm shitting you, pal.

I would always get you texts. Let me tell you something. I'm lying. Yeah. That's fiction. Yeah, you do your fucking teeth. We were doing factor fiction again. We were doing factor fiction again. We were doing factor fiction again. Yeah, callbacks, yeah.

Callbacks, dude. Yeah, we need more of those. We do! Did you hear about Dirty Work, Norm's movie? They did a, because originally it was going for an R rating, but they had to cut it down to PG-13 because initial test readings weren't great,

but they just, like a couple, like a week or so ago, released an R rated version. Of the original Dirty Work? They had to, they found the original dailies from the 90s and remastered it in 4k they had it they somebody brought a camera to one of the original test screenings so they can match up the exact dailies with the time because the original prints didn't exist anymore I just watched a video about but now the R rated version of dirty work is now

have you seen dirty work I can't say I have so good because I'm a bad liar so I wouldn't have any follow-ups no it's such a good movie I mean you honestly it's it's worth a it's worth a watch I don't think it did well except for it did well what is it called it cult classic yeah but it was not like a you know but also Jim Downey all these people talked about how it was just like it was a it was a SNL writers version yeah original because norm wanted to be dirty and filthy and it's literally well the name is fucking dirty word yeah do you think that's why I didn't do well is because they went down to PG-13 yeah a part of it did you watch the our version just ordered it and it's coming I think part of it is that like already laying you

know already laying yeah I mean it traditionally these are like these are filthy fucking like just like raw unfiltered comics yeah I think when you put anything through a filter, especially in the studio system, it changes dramatically. Like it changes the tone, it changes the style. It doesn't be, that's why when somebody goes, I didn't like that movie that they did, it's not even funny like how they're funny.

It's like, yeah, well it was put through a fucking a hundred systems before you saw it. So no shit, it wasn't what you wanted. That's why I always say, you want unfiltered fucking, the comedian that you like doing the other thing, go see them live. Don't watch it online. I thought you were gonna say podcasts.

No, fuck it. No, but this is unfiltered as much as we can be, but like, if you really wanna see live, if you really wanna ingest live comedy, I think specials are great, but just go see somebody live. Go to a fucking live show, you'll get something you'll never see on Netflix or wherever the fuck You're watching you'll never see that yeah

You'll never see it to be as good as live because your personal experience is gonna be so much richer because you you took the time to go there and you're and you're with all these people it creates a Psychologically it changes you as a person you're with other people instead of on your couch fucking high not really paying attention Yeah, cuz you don't really actually pay attention to something course you don't unless you're actually Locked in yeah, unless you're locked locked the fuck in do you lock phones I? Don't Don't they never did the store they do yeah, I was I did it for my special I did it for my special okay, but before that I never done it only because I didn't want people to have footage of the special yeah so I thought

that was kind of crazy yes fair you know but now none of our shows no no we don't lock them out the shows we just asked pretty politely to be like don't ruin everyone's experience and people do people record but it's also like why don't you just have fun and disappear for the night yeah one night you didn't want to disappear it's all you ask at the front and then they do it anyways it's like yeah you're a dick regardless I get look I always say if you want to step out and text the babysitter for your kids fine yeah but like you can't sit and enjoy the fucking show it's an hour and a half it's not that crazy amount of time I gave some

lady funny you say that I just gave some lady some shit for texting and she was like well I'm texting the babysitter I I was like, what am I gonna say? Yeah, but I would say leave the room then. Well, I actually asked, I said, well, is he your husband? And she goes, yeah. I'm like, what, you don't trust him? And she kind of lost it. She's probably right though.

She's like, no, I don't trust my fucking dumb ass husband. I'm like, yeah, fuck. He's a fucking idiot. Yeah. All right, I love you, I appreciate you. We probably gotta go get some Mexican food because it's Cinco de Mayo. Cinco de Mayo, Cinco de Mayo, we're great Somali, Cinco de Mayo

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