Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep435 - NO PLEASE

Episode Date: August 13, 2023

This week we’re checking out Justin Nettlebeck, a former radio jock who lost his job and had no choice but to create a podcast and a Patreon. And it shows. These radio guys are used to having an audience built in to their time slot. When they shift to a medium where you have to build your own audience they are completely lost.  Eric Zane joins the show with insider knowledge of Justin that he does not share with us. Thanks Eric. Then Christian Bladt joins us to make a special announcement about our new show, Who Are These Broadcasters, Tuesdays at 3p on our YouTube channel. We break down the Mike Calta video where he pushes Bubba’s girlfriend quite aggressively. After that, we announce the winner of the Patty Pukewater song parody contest, check in on Sully of the Jacked Up Review Show, find out that Opie could have a big audience if he wanted, prove that Kevin Brennan is a hypocrite, and catch an alien with Cardiff and Maribeth.  https://ericzaneshow.com/ https://www.youtube.com/@thebladtcast3174  Tickets to the Magic Bag on 9/15 – http://watplive.com/  Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon  https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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with the golden voice and I can't wait to meet you at the magic bag September 15th for who are these podcasts? It's a live show with special guests, the Drew and Mike show joining Carl Hamburger tickets are available at watplive.com. I'll see you at the magic bag September 15th with Drew and Carl and the gang from a T P. We are just a month out from this shy. I am getting excited. I know me too. We had such a blast last time. I'm really looking forward to it. Eric, of course, like as soon as the show was over, I got out of your car. I have enough of this. You know what I got? I'm not even going to try to explain what what happened, but never mind. But we're looking forward to hanging out again this time around.

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Let's get into it. A show hosted by Justin Nettlebeck and Justin Nettlebeck is a radio veteran, most recently, on Q101's very own Chicago's alternative. That's right. Eric, you're the one who brought this to my attention. I'm going to let you start things off because you have some keen observations about this podcast, which is by the way, a solo podcast. This guy doesn't alone, which is not easy.

Eric knows that. Well, yes, most of them are terrible, including mine. So let's just get that out of the way first. But a little bit of backstory on him. He had, it was with my, in fact, when I got fired from Freebeur and Hotwings, he was hired. And then, no, replacement. Kind of. I think they moved someone else into my seat, and then they've made him kind of like a producer. And, from what I understand, plenty of willingness to do all the right things. And then what I noticed right away when I was listening, like through the radio, was this guy always had a tendency to warm up everybody else in the storytelling in a way that every story seemed

like it was really made up. And almost a little bit of trying too hard and hopes to win favor, I guess. Very, a z-man of him to do that. A little bit, a little bit, but he's, he's much more likable. He actually comes off as quite positive and things like that. Yeah, I'm not saying he's a douchebag as much as Chad Zumaq is, but Chad is known for making up these ridiculous stories, especially when he was doing the, I mean, he's not ever since, but Emily Cox, we documented sometimes where he's telling this tale. It even else is like, okay,

yeah, and then what happened? All right, you say so. So this, he ends up leaving that show going to Chicago, and then it doesn't work out there. Now I've heard more than one account of what really happened and unfortunately I can't really get into the specifics of it, but it was weird, I guess. And he did a lot of the same thing, overtelling stories and things like that. So then all of a sudden, he's in the podcast space. I have a connection to him through my, the audience that I have shares audience with FreeBaron Outwing show. So they want to do this. So I review his show on my end. And I thought that this would be something

that you might like because of how ridiculous he's made his show. Yes, agreed. So if you want, I can start because I have one of those fake stories that you were talking about. I'm glad you do, please. Okay.

So we're going to start off with, he's talking about there's car thieves in the neighborhood. And so he comes with this brilliant idea on how to thwart them. We're having a good time. Everybody went to bed. And then I get a notification on my phone from the next door app saying that there's a couple guys

going house to house, drive away the driveway, trying to get into cars. And the person that posted it was seven houses down. And even though it was headed to bed, heroes don't sleep, heroes don't rest. Mm-hmm. I saw this as an opportunity to catch these bastards and have fun doing it, capture it for the podcast.

And then I started laughing and having a good time about all the prank ideas I could do. And I thought, you know what I'll do? I'll put dog poop on the car door handles and I'll sit inside of it and I'll film them So as they're trying to break into the car and get into the car their hands will get out Pooey and a laugh That's what card it No, I just want to point out one of the flaws potentially in this plan

One of your sitting in the car and they just smashed the window out Yeah, now what you did yeah, no one is gonna do yeah, they clearly have nothing to lose already So these guys are seven houses down apparently when you're a curfew You just go house by house by house like you're trick or treating right That makes sad that you don't want to miss one so I'm already calling bullshit on this But it gets even stupider so as I was applying dog poop to every single door handle on my car I was laughing so hard thinking about how pissed these guys are gonna be. I throw the gloves away and I go to get in my car.

Within the 40 seconds, it took me to throw the gloves away. My drunk ass forgot what I just did. I totally forgot that I go eat up all the door handles. I pooed myself! Oh, oh, oh, so gross, so nasty. I wish you weren't a liar. I'm sure that's what happened. I'm sure he says he

went in the backyard of the flashlight found dog shit wiped it all over the handles, took his gloves off and touched the handle. I can you believe it? I mean, it's probably happened to you guys out there too, right? I mean, it's embarrassing. That was the, that was the common gripe of this guy when he was on the radio. It was always like the host on the show would say something and he would have to one up it with something that just doesn't add up. Yeah, this definitely did not happen. And then he goes into this thing after he touched the poop, he's remembering that he has a gag reflex and remembering his gag reflex brings on his gag reflex. And I don't know if you know this about me, but I have a premature gag reflex. I swear I woke up in the neighbors.

I can't even do it. I'm sorry. I can't do it. I told you I can't do this. I don't even know why I tried acting. I just stopped by that in any way. And I was like, I'm just like,

I'm just like, I'm don't, I don't even know why it's right. Acting. Just stop by that. Anyway, at all, it's so lame. Did you notice? Maybe you didn't listen to this very first episode, but I don't know if he was nervous or what, but he had a very wet sticky mouth. I don't know if you picked up on that. Well, I definitely did. And if you can go all the way to cut number 25.

I certainly got this. This is, I am amplified it, but these are actual, a lip crack spit. Oh, this is not gonna make you happy. Cut number 25. All right. Excellent. Step away from the microphone I said, step away from the microphone.

Sir, step away. Jesus. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. And the other thing that I took away was, I don't know if you notice this as well, the laughing, the maniacal Joker laughs at the end of his, at the end of his jokes and his stories. On the very last clip that I sent you just before the show started, Carl, if you could play that one, please, it's super cut.

Yeah. Exactly. So horrible. All real laughter is what you're trying to tell me. This is right. And there's several examples which we'll get to where he actually will finish a joke and then he'll edit it in and you can hear like half a breath edited in and it stands out as, well, I know he did a sloppy job editing it and,

oh, God. So he's, he's editing laughs in at the end of his jokes. All right. Do you have an example of that? Yeah, I do. Um, let's see. Cut number seven. He was getting into a story of that he's made that he makes up about when he got, took a road trip. He starts with the beginning of the story, cut number seven. April 21st, 2023. Oh, my life changed. And I needed to find myself. So I did something I always wanted to do, the threesome. Me, my girl, and her car.

Ah, not the threesome you were thinking, huh? Not the threesome I really wanted either. I went on a road trip. Okay, now there's no, there's no need for the laugh. And it's something he actually really laughed in that one. That wasn't the punchline. No, it wasn't in the punchline. He goes, put it on the threesome you were thinking of.

Yeah, because that's not a threesome. You and your girlfriend had not a road trip. It's not a threesome. That's why you get nothing for that. Right. It doesn't work. cut in cut number 19 He busts out some stand up with one of these bad laugh edits But also the video of this is hilarious. It's so funny. This guy is knocked out

Like Tyson just gave him the one two one two. I mean he is outro Man if I can just get the sleep this guy gets. Is this why people smell crack? To get the best sleep of their life? I mean dang, I do not recommend it. But I have never slept like that. I mean, damn. Poonies Lou Nesta when you got yourself some crack. Ha ha ha.

The news anchor. Did you hear him? He's really good at the extra juice. You didn't edit that, Eric? That was the show. No, I did not. That was the show. And I have it isolated on cut number 20.

I have never slept like that. I mean, damn, who needs Lou Nesta when you got yourself some crack? The news anchor. He's really sweet. I guess I would show it today. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he just smashes it all together.

And I don't know. He also noticed he over edits. So whereas you and I might talk, we have a breath, we have a pause, we have a awe or a, um, and a lot of cases, you don't get any of that on his show. He's overediting it. I didn't notice that. Um, yeah. So a lot of that. And then I have also, uh, examples of these made up stories. Okay. Before we get into that, explain to me how smoking crack helps you sleep better. What is this? Well, that's retarded. That's really stupid. Is that the joke? Or he's just like some crack. It was mouth and obvi got knocked out. Right. Right. So you have to smoke crack and mouth off to someone who will punch you. It's not just a crack.

I've got other stuff to this because someone's going to go out smoke crack and beg. I didn't get any sleep. Yeah. L. Go back to Lunesta. Carl, when he signs on with his first show, he kinda contradicts himself. First of all, he talks about how excited he is for this. And then in the next breath, he's talking about how podcasting is for losers. Cut number two.

That's how he's got it. He is so awesome to be here. It's so crazy. This is just amazing. I have thought about this day since April 21st. Every single moment of every single day I have been dying to get back on this microphone. I was so turned off by the idea of starting a podcast

or a Patreon. I think I let my ego get in the way. Going from market three on a morning show to a podcast, I couldn't fathom that, I was ashamed. I felt like it was going backwards. So wait, when people say that they're excited, they got a big show and everything, they're lying? Is he lying?

I was like, fuck you, man, come on. Yeah, that's pretty weak right there. Well, since you pointed out his Patreon, and I don't know how many people support him on Patreon, he doesn't show his numbers, but he did put out recently a little 2.5 minute long episode that's a Patreon preview. So when you do give him money,

and I'm sure we all will eventually, this is the kind of stuff that you get. Now, this is called, put it in the bag, and I should set the stage, so he's like a bank robber. And he drives a lot of production going on here, he drives, he goes into the bank, and then this happens. I don't want your money.

I want all of your baggage. You hear me? Don't look at me! Click your eyes, see how I look at the ground! I want every single one of you to put all of your baggage into this stuffal bag right now. What are your hold-ons, dude, that is keeping you down in life, put into this bag. Do you understand me?

Yeah, you, what are you doing? Put it in the bag, hurry up. If you hate your job, put it in the bag. If you're going through financial trouble, that's too weirdo, put it in the bag. If you're going through a hard, put it in the bag. Hey, what are you doing? Come here, just, it's funny doing. Oh, what are you doing? Give me a dash.

It's funny doing. Oh, look at Mr. Slick trying to hide his baldness in security. Put it in the bag, Baldi. If you host a lame podcast, no one listens to. Put it in the bag. So Eric, you're probably wondering, what is this all about? Don't worry, he's going to give us an explanation

as to what this is. I'm not here to play games. I'm here to make withdrawals of all the bullshit that looks red-free in your lives and in your head that prevents you from being the best you. Now put it in the bag. Yeah, no, we got it. Okay. He's motivating us. He's motivating us.

He's motivating us. I've heard about this. I heard he's doing some type of like, hey, you know, inspire you to do good. Well, it's always good when a loser who's lost his job recently and can't find a new wand Tells you how great life could be yeah, that's goes right into an ad read No Yeah, and I should point I don't want to pull the whole thing But that whole 2 1.5 minutes is just pointing out all the things people might be insecure

It goes on and on and on and, we get it. We fucking get it. Saturday, live. Jesus. Yeah, it's right. And we need to pay off at some point here, sir. Come on. Help us out. So I checked out this episode called Think Outside the Foot.

And you're probably thinking, well, that's a stupid name for a show. And you would be correct. So he's talking about, he has this idea. He's been going out every night of the week because his, I guess his wife's, his brother-in-law's, wife's brother is in town. And so they're going out and drinking.

He doesn't normally do that. And it's kind of fucking with him. But he has this brilliant idea because he's going out late now, and he doesn't normally do that. But the Nightwalkers, the ones that do the graveyard shifts, there's nothing open for them. Nightwalkers, the ones that do the graveyard shifts, there's nothing open for them.

Nightwalkers have no option other than to go to 7-Eleven to get some roller food. And this had me thinking, since there's like a hundred different chicken spots or a hundred different sandwich shops, why doesn't one open from 4 p.m. and close at 4 a.m.? So he thinks and he goes on to say,

look it, there's no competition. If you're open at 3 a. 4am, nothing else is open. This exists in every city in the U.S. sir. I can guarantee you in the entertainment district, there are restaurants. If you're in Buffalo's gym stakeout in my taco, here we have Mark's Texas Hots and Niktaho's. Every single city has restaurants that are open 24-7 or at least into the late night for the drunk crowd. And this guy's going, I just came with this amazing idea. What if, because I was out last night, and there were still people who were out and about,

one of the thing you get some food somewhere, like, you never see a Wendy's commercial, like what are you talking about? Everyone already fucking knows about that, but that's what leads them into this dumb thought that he thought was so great, became the title of the episode. I mean, you see businesses close down all the time,

and I know people are doing their best, but sometimes you gotta think outside the foot. If you want to be successful in this world, you're gonna have to scrub down some tootsies at all hours of the night. People have feet 24 hours a day. They don't get to just take them off like a brawl after working a long day. No! We're stuck with these throbbing suckers, and damn it, someone needs a touch and then fix

it. Swing Enemies! Yeah. Everything's a comedy routine, you know, and that's, that's not easy to do. Most people, but most people have the realization that it sucks and wouldn't, wouldn't put it out there like that. I don't know about you, but I, three a.m. four, I'm really want to pedicure. And I'm like, what the fuck? Nothing's open. Nothing's open. Come on guys, do better, be better. So that was stupid.

Yeah, and he does that a lot. And he'll do a lot of dramatics and overacting and overselling. I don't know if you caught, like on his very first show, he was doing a lot of this reflecting about how he's gonna get the eye of the tiger and he's gonna take the world by storm and all this shit. In my cut five, cut five, it's his dramatic about his life's work and his addiction to radio guys.

But I sacrificed my entire life for radio. I loved it. I found an outlet. I found something that, you know, growing up with ADHD and ADD and being put on all these medications as a kid and never being truly understood and then somehow But 18 19 running into stand-up comedy and then naturally finding podcasting which led me to radio I was able to finally find myself and have this outlet. Well, I became addicted to that outlet It became my absolute everything, became my identity. I loved it. I loved the outcome. I loved so much creating something,

and then bringing it to the audience, and having the audience react to it. It just filled me full of love, joy, and it almost like, I'm not saying this isn't healthy, but I feel like it was healing for me. So healing, which makes it so obvious that I ain't therapy. Ha ha ha ha therapy. Wow. What

a what an over the top inflated distorted view of of that. What the audience needs Eric. The they have grave is anecdotes without the anecdotes. What do they do? Yeah. All the sacrifice he's made guys. I mean,, who knows what the fuck this guy sacrificed, but it's clearly it's a lot. In this day and age, everyone has to be a victim. I have not heard the victim of, I had ADHD and was on Riddlin as a child. Well, it sounds like they treated it.

I don't know what to tell you, man. Yeah. The fuck. And Riddlin's not the worst time you have. Right. Yeah, this guy is trying to sound Humble and yet he thinks really highly of himself. You can tell yes. Yes. Yes Regardless of being fired you will you tell us about you?

You made a point there Eric where he has to sell things He's like really trying to sell things and let you know how great it is now good It's gonna be there's a lot of that here's a quick example. Wow, that was hilarious. What a funny video. He watched some TikTok video and just goes, wow, that was hilarious. In fact, this is an ISO. I think I gave it to you too, Chris. Wow, that was hilarious. Yeah, it really comes across.

Yeah, he needs to add it in that fake laugh. I'm surprised. Oh, yeah. It's surprising. He didn't. Uh, can I, can I get into my fake story of Justin? it in that fake laugh. Oh, yeah. It's a prize he didn't. Um, can I, can I get into my fake story of Justin? I just had one, but it's several clips.

Right. So, um, he, when he was doing his whole get, get his head together trip, his, him, his girlfriend and his car. Ha, ha, ha. He went to East Tennessee and he described how, according to him, it was a very rural community and everyone there is stupid and poor. Now, I mean, you can get that anywhere, I guess. I used to actually live where he was going here and sure there's parts of that that maybe like that, but he's parking on that big time and leaning into it.

He opens up the story with cut eight. We get out of the car right next to us is a smart car. There was bumper stickers on the car that said, we don't look, we just shoot. Hmm. What? You see, do you wonder it? There's no laughs. What do you mean?

I'm not. Now, first of all, there's no smart cars in the city. See, that's line number one. That's not number one. Not about they wouldn't have bumper stickers to say we don't look we shoot. Now Eric, I've said this before. I hate when people recount the hilarious bumper sticker they saw on a car. Unless it's my favorite bumper sticker of all time, tennis is my racket. That one, if you want to tell, you don't tell me about you saw that one. I will allow it

The next thing that happens is Justin notices that women are carrying guns like you can see guns on their hips But Keenie girls with machine guns. I right. I mean he said that's always I thought I was king Until I noticed that every single woman there was strapped. I guess there should probably be clear when I say women were strapped. Yeah, because of the strapped ones. What an asshole. He expects the audience and cut tend to believe what happened next when his observation was only the women had guns. He expects you to believe this cut tent. No, women were carrying guns and they're on the outside right because they had to like show

them wild. It was wild. And then my brain because I'm so curious. I wanted to know why the husbands weren't carrying the guns, but the wives were carrying the guns. So I did the unthinkable. I did the dumbest thing ever. I asked, oh, why you why you carry in the gun. Well, he's got a family. Oh, damn, I shouldn't know that. Yeah. Right. You went up to them and said, Hey, how come you're carrying your gun? And he's not. What the fuck? Yeah. Mind your own fucking business asshole is what he heard back. Not he's got a family. Look, this is all an the tent by Justin for some reason to talk shit about these people that he's he's making up a story about people in the South for some

reason. I don't know why. So thinking about them, but whatever. The next thing he parks on is how he was grateful after seeing all the poor losers that were around him according to him and cut 11 So as I'm walking through and I'm checking out these people selling half drawn coloring books and I'm having a moment I'm having a moment where I'm feeling blessed here I am a situation where I don't have a job anymore the first time in my life. I'm not working zero money coming I'll the stresses of it, but now I find myself walking through an outdoor swap me in an East Tennessee where this is the situation of these people's lives every single day. And you know what I saw?

I saw a smile on their faces. They were happy. So these losers are happy at the swap me and he should be happy because he's got it better than those losers guys. Guys get it? Guys I'm an unemployed loser. I'm not as big a loser as these assholes. They're goodness for that. I don't think that's the right message. You don't even have any idea of how because he's being serious

there. He's not trying to crack a joke. Or he's actually trying to make a point that could be worse. Could be these pieces of shit. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. They know what college is, but I went there for four years. So I'm kind of a big deal in these parts. All right. The next step, he's now going to get into the really crazy story. Cut 12. He, we pick it up with a little kid wants to buy a toy and a chick that he thinks maybe the kid mom says yes you you can have this toy. Okay, you can get that if you want it. He grabbed her leg and hugged it so tight and he said you're the best mom ever. And when he said that I quickly realized that this woman may not be old enough to really be his mother.

Maybe she's 18, maybe 19. Huh? But she's not his mom. Well, or is she? So when he grabbed her leg and he hugged it, like she was gonna leave for a pack of cigarettes and some milk and never come back. The woman looked down at him, touched his head and said,

I'm not your mom. Huh? Huh? Huh? What a story. Holy shit. It's not done. It's not done. Good. This is all a lie. This is all a story. Holy shit. It's not done. It's not done. I was more. This is all I'm leading into his for some reason. He's he hillbilly's. He hates hillbilly. It's crazy.

It's a dipshit. Yeah. Cut number 13. It I wrote down. He tends to over tell over over drama ties everything. And this is the continuing portion of the story. Cut 13. Now I'm intrigued. I'm in it. I'm not even pretending that I'm not paying attention or ease dropping. I am all in. Even though I'm now about seven to ten feet away, you might as well give me binoculars because I'm peeping Tom. I am all up in their business. That's not what a peeping Thomas. Okay. And so finally, so he's very close by. He's listening in. So he needs binoculars.

Yeah. He's the newspaper with the eyes cut out. What the fuck is he talking about? He doesn't know. Finally, the end of his story. He's flashed Joe. You guys will give me a pint glass of the door, so I can hear what's going on.

Oh, fuck. All right, this is it. For Teepe and Tom, I am all up in their business. I'm not your mom, and that's when the dad, who's like 40-something, said the unthinkable little boy goes, thank you, you're the best mom ever. Woman goes, I'm not your mom then dad goes That's your sister That didn't happen

That did not happen bullshit. Yeah, I'm calling bullshit on that one of course God damn to think that that was the payoff Yes to that story so he wrote a little joke for himself and had to come with his whole elaborate story around it in order to get to that punch line. Wow. That was hilarious. Pretty good stuff there. Just so congrats on that. Okay.

Let's talk about him cracking himself up. So he's reading a review from Mr. Admiral Thumbskin. And this is again, just bad acting. I'm not buying this for a second. So he's reading a review from Mr. Admiral Thunskin. And this is again, just bad acting. I'm not buying this for a second. The only flaw in this new show is that he's being a lazy ass and does not give us the other episodes. Oh, come on! For that, I give this podcast 4.9 stars.

Keep up the great work. That's really Thun, that's really Thunmy, that's really Thunmy Admiral Thunskin. He was right. That's really funny. That's really funny Admiral Fung Skin. He was right. That's really funny. Mr. Admiral Fung Skin. There we go. I got it. Nailed it. What an actor. Holy shit. What's going on here? Does he think that he's fooling us? I just got to get out of his own way.

Whoa. Zany. I mentioned he's been drinking a lot this past week. He's not normally drinking. And so this is having bad effects on his body, as he says. I don't trust the things that have happened inside my body in the last week. I don't. There's no way the way I've been drinking has not affected my little baby makers.

I can't trust it. So I'm celibate. I locked it down through the key. No one's getting in there. My cross is like Alcatraz right now. Absolutely. I can't have a baby with this in my body. Could you imagine?

Please don't have a baby, sir. Please don't. Does anyone call their sperm baby makers? No. Okay, I didn't think so. I've never heard of that term before. No. And he's exactly like, he's gonna have the baby

as a way of describing it. He thinks his sperm is so drunk It's gonna stumble upon an egg and then I don't know how I already ensues. I don't know. I gotta go good drinks But here we go another hilarious joke that he's got ready for us Hold your sides Eric. You're ready to laugh. Okay. I'm no longer putting out no matter the temptation that Steph puts on me I don't care what she wears. I don't care what she says. Not doing it. I can't do it.

My privates are an acon song. Two step authentication wouldn't get you in here. I'm telling you. Two step authentication would not get you to his penis. He's telling you. Does it, is that true in physiology that if you're drunk, you make like retarded babies or something? I don't think that's how it works, really?

I think it's how most babies are made. So no, I don't think that's how that works. Definitely not. Oh, shit. All right. I'm sorry. I'm putting you through this. Yeah.

All right. I think you know what? Thank you for saying that. Everyone's always bitching at me for making them listen to shit podcasts. Right. It's about time I've to apologize to me for once. Revenge. You know, sometimes well, a lot of shows do this.

I do this. You know, where you play a news story from something going on topical and you know, crack some jokes. Sure. He does that too. Okay. So he's done telling the stupid stories that are lies. And now he's going to play a topical story

about some councilman in I think New Hampshire. You may have seen it. He got pulled over and he was there was a crack pipe in his hand and he was passed out and the cop pulled him over. Oh, crack is putting everyone to sleep in this country. Yeah, it's really incredible crack is up. In fact, in that story that clip that we played earlier, it's from this. Okay. But he starts playing a news account of this.

And listen to how far he gets into it. I think it was maybe three seconds before he finds something hilarious to park on in my cut number 17. It's weird how a pair of sunglasses can say a lot about somebody, right? Right now, what is the very first thought that comes to mind when you think of somebody with white frame sunglasses, go. So the councilman had white frame sunglasses

and that's where he went with it. What are they supposed to think? I don't know. I don't know. I think I guess. Does he tell us what we're supposed to be thinking? I don't know. It's crackin' air, I got up. It was crackin' air. I'm lavin' it. I'll be thinking? It's crack an airing up. It was crack. I'm laughing at all stupid it is.

Go to cut 18. Try that one. Let's get into the story. But a city councilman caught a sleep behind the wheel with a crack pipe in his hand. I didn't touch that. That's the way he produced it. Hilarious. Okay.

This one, cut number 21. Is this is the moment when I fell all four wheels fell off of this bit? Okay. The news anchor, did you hear him? He's really given the extra juice. I don't know if he's using this for a demo to try to get to a bigger market, but he loves throwing shade at this guy.

Listen to this again. A city councilman caught a sleep behind the wheel with a crack pipe in his, maybe it's just the way that he says crack pipe maybe that's what maybe laugh crack pipe your guys is in his hand he had a crack pipe in his hand and I have a drop for this but of course the drop's not working

that's so frustrating because the drop machine was working it was perfect I have so many great drops I can't wait to bring drops back into the show. I have a drop that almost got me fired. I want to play play. It won't play anyway. I can't wait to get that drop to play. This isn't radio. Wow. He could he could have edited all that shit out. What a fucking ass. He thinks that's funny. And also the drop that almost got me fired a drop almost got you fired from radio You might be exaggerating because here's him talking about a boss that he once had when he was working on the radio Maybe you had the same boss Eric. Maybe you can tell me if this is a true story or not side note

You know what's so funny is I want had a boss who wouldn't allow us to say poop or fart And it's so weird that every single time I went to say poop I almost said the pee word or I almost called it something different or I almost didn't say the word at all It's crazy. It's the same guy that wouldn't let us say the word pickles on the area there because pickles freaked them out It's a true story dead-ass true story. It feels so good to not have those ridiculously tight restrictions You can't say pickles. You know how I know that's definitely a true story. You kept telling me over and over again that it's a true story, which is what people say.

Right. When they're telling you a true story. Yeah. You ever been told you couldn't say pickles on the radio before air? Never. This is, it's the first time I've heard of that one, Carl. I think that might be a lie.

I think you might be making that out. No, he said it was a true story. You can't refute that. I'm sorry, you're right. He did say it was a true story. I missed that part. My bad. No, so you were talking about how he has very bad reactions to clips. He just pauses immediately and just goes,

wow, that's hilarious, right? Here's his reaction to he's watching this TikTok video featuring Miss Meatlover. And he's got some analysis for us here. Oh gosh, okay. You guys got to stop sending me these TikToks. What the hell is happening? Good stuff. You guys see this TikTok stuff? What the hell is happening with that, right?

I'm gonna be big. I TAKE! And then, so he's watching this TikTok video and the gag bit returns, guys. I know we loved it the first time. It's even better the second time. Oh my god. This is so Bit all over the camera. Oh Oh That's gonna make me gag again. Mm-hmm. Don't think about it. Don't think about it. Don't think about it

Oh See if I can make it through this so the person in the video was spitting a little bit and he's got puke. It's gonna make him vomit. I have a, him and I have a mutual friend and he, when I do a show earlier in the week, or during the week with audience members and this mutual friend is in on it.

And I almost had him, I was trying to get him to have Justin join us on the show. I was gonna this mutual friend is in on it. And I almost had him. I was trying to get him to have Justin join us on the show. I was going to send him the link. I go, you got to get him on. We have to talk about this. And he goes, no, no, he's afraid you're going to bash him. I go, well, of course, I'm going to bash him. But I mean, it's important for him to get out in front of this shit. I mean, the quick, the quicker he, I mean, that's what I did with you. The quicker he gets in line and takes the abuse, I'll be less likely to want a murder room for his bullshit.

And I said, and he might even actually listen, we probably won't, but I'm going to tell him to quit doing all the stupid shit and be a normal human being because people don't talk like this. Yeah, what kind of position is that? I don't want to go on there. You guys might make fun of me. No, you got to face it. And meanwhile, this guy was ready to get into a car that was about to be hijacked and put

dogs on the handle. He sees fine with that, but Eric Zade might be a meanie. Right. Right. He can't handle that. Leave me. And my dignity. He told him, he said, by the way, Eric's gonna, gonna roast your show and roast your podcast and he said to the guy my podcast sucks. So he fucking knows it sucks. I'm gonna do better. Or don't do it. I hate when people are just like actually that was the first time that Chad Zuma was on my show. I'm like, all right, what do you want to play? I'm gonna play your show. I'm like, no, my show sucks.

Like, remember that. That's not the right way to go through what? That was actually that was actually the only endearing thing you did on that episode. I show stocks. I was drinking some truth serum that day. Also notice alcohol. You're right. He does a lot of this first episode. He kept talking about support the Patreon, support the Patreon. And I'm cut number one. I don't think he understands how Patreon works. I think he seems to think that when you're behind a paywall, you can completely, which one's spoken, libel or slander?

Slander? Yeah, yeah, Bible is written. Yeah. Okay. Cut one. Okay. The Patreon is also where I'll get a lot more loose-lipped about things. I'll probably share things that'll get me in trouble.

And there's no reason, no sense to risk it all for free. Are you kidding me? I have a lot to say. I haven't said anything. And I'm gonna pop off, but I'm gonna have to put it behind the Patreon to protect myself and to be smart. Well, no, Eric, I will say, if no one signs up for this thing, which is very possible, then yes, you can say whatever the fuck he wants out there. And it'll be fine, but you can say pickles all day long.

Right. I love this guy. He's edgy. Yeah. Oh, watch out guys. Things are going to get real. Another not. There's nothing real about this.

Nothing of the limits. Kind of like if a tree falls in the woods, does it make a sound? If Justin speaks to no one on Patreon, did he actually even say it? Yeah, does the MP3 file even exist? No one will ever know? Right. We don't know. We could point to a screenshot of a dot MP3 file. Does it mean it's actually there? Good point. Exactly. Exactly. So what's up, John? He uh, he's, he continues on cut number 24 about the drop machine. Uh, during that episode he kept

Said oh you got to support the patreon so I can get a drop machine so I can play these great drops It almost got me fired whoa, so he does that again and cut 24 now if you're sitting in front of a computer Do you really need a drop of machine? Maybe whatever he's talking about is a better system, but you can always play drops It's not with like a alright system, but you can always play drops. With a good, all right. I know what I'm referring to. Okay.

He's referring to a piece of equipment called an instant replay. Okay. And it's a 30 year old piece of equipment. It's antiquated. So I don't know why the fuck I have one. It's like buried in my attic. Okay.

It's compared to what we have now at our fingertips. It's completely useless. Yeah, that's what I mean I listened to Drew and Mike and one time I was on their show and I got to see behind the scenes of like brand-on hitting the drops And he's literally just searching through the finder window With some keywords and finding drops within a half a second and hitting them on the fly It's so heavy a computer is so much better than some box with buttons on it. Yes, let's talk about it like a sampler. Right, okay.

It is 30 years old. What are they going to say? They're gonna say pass the pipe. Ha, ha, ha, ha. But they're gonna say, is Donald Trump's favorite phrase. Ah, the drop machine is broken. Damn it.

Timing was perfect. It's the part to pay to you. I'm gonna get a new drop machine. Oh, boring. Boring page, you're on. Let's get a new drop machine. Oh, boring. Boring. You are fake news. Stop it.

What the fuck is happening? I was able to find some down-dressed Trump. Dross pretty quickly there. Oh, really? And your drop machine? And your drop machine? Yeah, my drop machine's working today. A droper.

Yeah, so that's good. Eric, I wanted to play a couple more clips for you. Since we're talking about Trump, he does get political for a second here. Okay, go ahead. Go ahead, month. We're a lot of corporations. If you go back 10 years ago and look up a corporation

that is all about Pride Month today, look up 10 years ago and see if they were all about Pride Month. They're not. The reason why is because it's commercialized, they were able to make money, and that's kind of disgusting, and that's what's happening here boom I take he's the first one to point this out so wait a second court raises would actually care about the LGBTQ plus community What the fuck why my mind re-box that

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it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, Parents let you order off the adult menu as a kid Hmm, do you remember how exciting that was it was so thrilling what I get a big boy meal right what are you talking about Does anyone remember the first time they ordered off of the big boy menu at a restaurant? I sure Is it I thought I was a boring person, but I don't remember that that's a really boring anecdote And he just has the worst takes possible. Now, do you remember how quick that excitement went away? What was it? The second or third time you got to order off the real menu? It was now boring.

You realize everything you were looking for to do in sucks. It's almost like looking forward to driving. Then you get 16. It's exciting. By 17, you're tired of it. What? If you only go to one restaurant, maybe asshole. Yeah.

Forever chasing the dragon. Well, he goes, you know, driving is a fun engagement or 16 with everybody's time. You're 17. What's the point? I quit. The fuck is this guy talking about? Oh, shit.

Stupid. I don't know if you know this car, but I God put Justin in this place to podcast. Yeah, explains that in my cut 15. That's weird that he was saying that his podcast sucks, but also God is the reason why he's podcasting. Mm-hmm. I feel like God put me in that situation to see those things that day to walk away with these life lessons. I feel richer. And I don't mean that disrespectfully. I don't

mean to reach like wealth because I'm not. I'm really not. I'm a month away from joining those people in East Tennessee song garbage from the ditch. I truly am. Sports patreon. And I want to think you're rich. Oh, there's it. One person's like, I'm floating as well. The guy. He continued to take runs of these people. Yeah, I see that. I don't know. It seems like the half the fucking show was beating up at people that he says are poor, who wear guns and that didn't even happen. That's the part that meant to be disrespectful. Right.

Right. Is this where Dr. Steve is from East Tennessee? I think so. Yeah. He's not a red back that I know of. Seems pretty well educated. A couple bucks too. Yeah, he's doing all right.

It's a fine place to live, but there are, I mean, like anywhere, you've got shitty parts to it. I mean, I don't know what the fuck this guy's talking about. My final clip, where his final run at these people is clip 16, how seeing these losers as he puts it motivated him. Kind of what I learned from that experience, but I was so excited and so motivated to get back to Chicago and get back to work on the No Police podcast, opening up your messages and your emails and seeing your comments. Just me so much and it really motivated me to get

back at this. I need you guys so much. I learned some very valuable lessons about myself, about the world, about life, and I'm just so thankful to be here. I miss laughing with you all. So let's get into the show. Dude, get out of the fucking house more often. A road trip to Tennessee taught you everything you need to know about my son saw the world I saw I saw that this world has losers in it so that meant that I wanted to get out and not be a loser like those pieces shit you know I once drove all the way to Canada which is a little over and over and a half for my house and animated potatoes as far as the I could see I'm like what is this magical land? No one is Canada really open my eyes

So what that's an inside joke in case he's listening back to this or whatever the fuck I'm talking about I'm glad I didn't courtesy laugh because that would have been stupid That was stupid. I'm like, haha. Yeah, right potatoes. I was calling Kurt a Canadian All right, he does get edgy from time to time as we know. And quite honestly, it's a little selfish of the stepdad for even doing napkinning. I couldn't go in on that. He almost went too far there and he stopped himself. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

He almost went too far. Thank goodness. Holy shit. Alright, anything else you want to play from this show, Eric? Uh, let me see, make sure I got all the boxes checked. 23, another knee slapper about the crack smoker. I might have played this. Nope, we did that.

Okay, good. I should add that he is smoking crack safely. He is wearing a seatbelt, click in her ticket. You're a cultural event in Christen, smoking crack. What do you think the constituents would say? You mean, what are they going to say? They're gonna say, pass the pipe. Ha ha ha ha.

Yeah, all the constituents said, they want a smoke crack, guys, get it? Pretty good. Pretty good joke. Super this guy didn't know a podcast when Mayor Ford up in Toronto was probably gonna have some good jokes for that. Jesus Christ.

It's unfortunate. I had some good jokes for that. Jesus Christ. It's unfortunate. I've exhausted. All right. In that case, it's time to move on to our. Bridge of the week. Bridge of the week. This one comes in from Matthew Montgomery. Now this is a podcast we've talked about before called

Unsolicited Fatties Talk Back. And I don't know if this is cringe, although I do find this fascinating, because there's a moment of self-awareness here that I think is very important on these podcasts where fat people talk about how great it is to be fat all the time. Like straight up, we're not crazy.

If I come to you because I have a concern about my body and the way that I feel, like if I come to you because I know something is wrong, you should trust me as an authority on my own body. Straight up. And your job is to do the best to help me figure out what's going on with my body by taking me as the authority. Obviously I know that all of us here

are like severely mentally ill, but like, I. No. Yes, correct. Jesus Christ. Leo But like I Yes Correct Christ The guy sound like tree parker voicing rob Reiner on that episode You're right How to breath Yeah, I was gonna ask you guys have probably already said this but how is it that we can actually hear fat?

Well, you know, it's very similar to like sometimes you can tell the race of a person just by their voice is the same thing with fatness. Yeah, I feel It's like the throat is a big giant pussy lip and it just you can hear it going There might be a baconator in there that might be what you're hearing. God damn it. There's one in the chamber I'm a little turned on by that guy's throat. That sounds nice and moist, which is great. I want to fuck that guy's throat. All right, guys. Ah, man.

Exciting announcement to make. I actually was talking about this on my recent appearance on The Drew and Mike Show. We're launching a new show under the Who Are These Umbrellah, and we've already done a pilot episode on our Patreon. It's called Who Are These Broadcasters, Christian Blatt. The host of Who Are These Broadcasters joining us, what's up Christian? Hey guys, great to be here.

And Eric, I love the choice of a show that you brought the No Please because it was clearly motivated by personal dislike, maybe you can hate your head for the guy. It's a Y Carl, when blind make plays clips of dad fan, it's better than anything else he does because he hates the guy so much. That does make it good to me. Maybe. But at this case, I think it worked.

But the thing is though, I didn though, I've never met this guy. I just don't like him because of how stupid he's out there. Yeah, and I was thinking about how much more interesting I am than him because I do remember the day. I was so excited when my dad finally let me order off the big boy menu at the bunny ranch and I was like, oh, I really remember that. What'd you get? Back to our stuff.

Let's just leave it at that. I thought you were going to get the squirt 69 that we heard so much about. No, no, no, no, Slubby Fakes Bucks. Slubby Fakes Bucks. I'm sorry. I'm sorry about you. Slubby Fakes Bucks, very popular.

On this matter. And I know we have our big announcement to move on to, but while you guys were talking, I looked up the Apple Podcast page for no pleas, and he actually is missing an episode number three. He's got all the other ones. And for the most part, his podcast is about 30 minutes, but then the most recent episode that he did,

it's called Cover Up Tatus for Survivors. So he does an interview with someone who covers up tattoos for sex trafficking survivors, which sounds like comedy to me. That episode is two hours and 27 minutes. I saw that. I didn't want to go anywhere near that one. No, no, no, no, I wouldn't want to play it. But I was just like, okay, I guess he at least understands the idea of how to do a podcast. No, he does not. No, he does not. No idea whatsoever. All right, Christian, what's on fire today? What's up for this guy? I'm a cannon robbing Robin. I'm right out of the cannon today. And the reason why he is is because this is a very exciting announcement. So Christian and I did who are these broadcasters.

This is going to be happening Tuesdays at 3 p.m. Eastern. And I'm excited to say, Eric Zane is joined the team. We have Broadcasters doing who are these broadcasters because listen, I don't have any credibility here I can't go out here and goof on broadcasters when I'm just a dumb podcaster my basement But both Erick Zane and Christian Blatt are actually broadcasters and Erick's also a PA announcer So these guys have some say in this and I'm happy to report we have a new theme song for who are these broadcasters. I'm listening. Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Don't you need to be with Christos, Erwin, and Paul sometimes. Listen in your office, in your car, or even your neighborhood bar.

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Rock lobster. It's amazing. I love that. Whatever you do, I love. That's fun. We're going to be, we're going to be happening. We're going to be having fun. We're going to start with a hype train and we'll do the hype train for about 40 minutes at

the start of the show. I'm very excited. All right. So what we're going to do is a little sneak peak preview of who are these broadcasters because Mike Keltas been on the news this week. And we've gotten a lot of people's takes on it. We thought maybe we'd weigh in on this one and also see what other people are saying about this incident. If you're not familiar, Mike Keltas, there is a connection to WATP. He's the morning guy in Tampa. He's the reason that Kevin Brennan pretends to hate Shulee because when Shulee was on his show promoting the stand-up gig

that he was doing with the Z-man down there, KELTA gave out Kevin's phone number multiple times and Shulee didn't stop him. So apparently that was up to Shulee as the guest to stop the host of his show from giving out Kevin's number, something that Kevin did to Mike KELTA, which is why he did it back to Kevin. And so now Kevin, every time that's why he's mad at Chewley. So there's the connection right there, but Mike Keltan might be in some hot water right now. Is that the right term? I think so.

You know, I don't know how much this has percolated and if there's gonna be anything legal going on here, I don't know, what have you heard? Well, we're gonna get some people's opinions, but what do you got there, Christian? Well, yeah, I think that the one thing that we know in the last day or so was something that was speculated on, the woman in the video is Bob of the Love Sponges girlfriend. So now we have to sort of get into the high school, you know, fight aspect of this.

A lot of people know Bob, I know Bob because he used to be on Howard Stern's channel. I may have never heard of him if not for that, but he also used to do mornings in Tampa. I believe on the same station. These guys don't like each other. I think we used to work together. I think when when Calter was still cow head, he worked on Publish Show. Okay. And yeah, so that is who this woman is. And so, you know, it is context of knowing who she is. It doesn't really take away from the video though, you know. A lot of people are like, oh, this is a setup. It's like, yeah, but you should always be ready to be set up and know that there's always every mic,

a hot mic, every phone, a portable movie studio. So you really should think about what you're doing when you're in public is my personal takeaway here. All right. So Kelta is sitting. I believe it's in a bar restaurant. Like a meeting. It's actually a it's a it's a gun store. Yeah. So they're doing a radio event at a gun store. Yes. Okay. So it's a it's a meet and greet. It's a remote, I believe they call that in radio. And so people are coming up and talking to my Kelta. And as you imagine, what people didn't know this. I heard Alex Stein say this too, because he's friends with Bob.

And he's like, oh, yeah, no, I know her. So yes, this is Bubba's girlfriend coming up. And there's, I don't know if it's a hidden camera, but there is a very still camera filming all of this. And I don't think my Kelta knows that. Correct. Okay. You guys agree with me.

I think you would have behaved a little differently. How do you know the camera was right there where it is? For our visual audience, you can see it's fairly close to him actually. Yes, so let's watch. I can see it up there. I'm presenting to your life that you're here fighting this fight. Obviously, how does that even...

My life is up and steady. He looked around the people. He turned the camera out before he named people. So he rips the phone out of her hand right there to film the crowd. So she's trying to get her phone back. She's reaching forward. He's holding it away from her like older from me back away from me

Okay, so now she's reaching for her phone pass the security guy She gets shoved by Calta she doesn't go down to her credit But that face he's making, he looks pissed. He's very upset with her. Boy, can I jump in here? Yes, please. We got, we have a lot of assholes here. First of all, anybody associated with Bubba is a big piece of shit.

Everybody knows that, okay? Now, if this was just a random chick, then I would have more sympathy. Yes. Okay. Um, so Bubba set call to up with the hidden camera, put the bitch out there to get into his face. Yeah. Intending this to happen. This is just, this is, this is what they're trying to do. Well, but I don't know if that's true, but yes, he definitely wanted something to happen. The way to call to react to my grabbing her phone, because he wants to delete these videos or whatever she has on there and not giving it back to her. This is a bad move on Kelt as far as I'm I opinion.

Yes, true, true, but she did touch him first. Did she know he pushes her? Oh, yeah, she leaned in to try to get her to court. She's trying to grab her phone. She's physically in engaging him. Now believe me, I don't want to make excuses for any of these fucking idiots. Right. But I don't think anything is going to come of this because of the nature of how greasy everybody involved it. Interesting. And for the audio audience, let's point out there is a security guard.

The way it's framed, he's actually standing between the two of them. So he could have made it so that no one ever touched anybody. But, you know, so, yeah, there's three assholes on screen here, I think, you know. Nobody's behaving well in this situation. It goes on a little bit more, though. Yeah. So, you push his air to get the fuck off me. You see word, and now you can see him going through her phone

as she's being escorted out. He's going through and he's either looking for news to text himself or he's deleting videos. She sounded like soft weekly as a muppet. Yes. Yeah. And to the argument that this is playing out the way that Bubba wanted it to, Bubba did announce on Twitter, I think yesterday that she was supposed to meet with somebody, you know, representative to figure out any legal proceedings she was told not to. So now he's like, don't worry, on Monday, I've got the other 10 minutes of the video.

So he's definitely looking to drag this into a second week. You can think what you want about Bubba, but he does know how to get people to listen to the video. So he's definitely looking to drag this into a second week. You can think what you want about Baba, but he does know how to get people to listen to the radio with the bits like shop the push and so many others. But no, it's just big news. Everyone's talking about this. So they definitely, I don't know if it worked exactly the way they wanted it to, but it definitely worked out because it's making big news. Everyone's talking about Baba and Kelton now. And so Christian, you were checking out the bonfire and their take on this. Yeah, so there's a there's a short video clip to play first. And I have to thank Miguel Mott Sam, aka Jim and Sam dank memes on Instagram. Miguel's a great guy. And he posted this. I was not aware of this exchange from a kumiya show.

And EROC stands up for KALTA in this video. And it's only about a minute. So I know Anthony's network's behind a paywall, but I feel sharing a minute of it. It's all it would make me want to do is subscribe. But let's just say that EROC might not be speaking for everyone there at Compound. Okay, so I love EROC. Huge fan of E-Rock. I just think that this is a fantastic clip

that we had to share. What you're about to hear is a little bit of Anthony E-Rock's take and then Garrett. And Garrett's been on the show, E-Rock's been on the show, he had these been on the show, all friends of the show. And so this is just an audio clip from this. It's tech, these are technical broadcast terms holy shit. She's screaming or this is bad or he committed battery on me. Like those are legal terms that she was ready to start spouting baiting for this. Dude, that is big. He stole her phone and then pushed her away. What you trying to get

it back? Right. But she got right in his back. I think this guy. He literally ripped it out of her head. I stopped her recording and then pushed her away when she tried to get back. We also don't know how long she was doing this. He took her phone. Oh, you're one of them now. If someone if I took your phone and did it give it back to you, you'd get pissed in two minutes. It's probably just turned around and walk away.

Well, I guess I could buy another phone. I, Erock is like the defense attorney and the prosecutor just stood up and objected. Lionel will be here in a minute. Oh, we can have him judge. All right, so people have a heart. Takes out this one as you can tell. And you can, you can hear Anthony doesn't even care what his personal opinion is. He's like, oh, I love that these guys are fighting.

It feels like the old days. Yeah, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. I like how carrot so exasperated, but he settles on. You would get mad in two minutes. Yeah. Yeah, so, so this came up on the bonfire on serious XM and Bobby Kelly is one of the co-hosts of that show now. And that's that's relevant because he's not only good friends

with Colta, he has a show that they do together called in Kelly. And I'm, I think it's a little bit of an unenviable task for Bobby Kelly because I would never want to have to defend any of the three of you while sitting in a studio with Big J. Ocarson and Ralph Sutton of Gastigial. Ralph was the guest on this episode. And it's a little confusing because they actually sound really similar. It wasn't until I was pulling these clips. I'm like, I don't know if that's Ralph.

I don't know if that's Big J. Kind of doesn't matter. But they don't make it easy for Bobby to try and stand up for his friend. Bobby tries to give some good information. Clip one, he tries to explain that there are two sides, but might not be successful in that endeavor. If you watch the video, it's totally made to make him look like just a violent, crazy radio guy. If you look at the video, it looks like he just decks a chick. Yeah, what can you add to the video?

Show the video. Let me give you a little context right now. No, the video. I've spread the word as much as possible. If you have a phone, you're a woman, you're a micalta. Stay watch your ass. Jay, Jay, Jay. I hope you're hungry, bitch.

You sure about to get two double sandwiches. That's not, that's from the video you might take that, but that's not what happens. I'm always going to leave with the video. Here's the video. Here's the video. Look, if you only go by what you see, it appears that he hits a mole. Jay, that is only by what you see here. There's always two sides of the story.

Jay? Jay? You will hear him continue to do that in subsequent clips. And, you know, Bobby's able to have a little bit of fun, but this is still early in it. But in the second clip, Bobby tries to explain one of the other guys, you know, I think it's a producer, asked why Calta wasn't on the air that day. It's like, well, if you have such a great point, why is Calta off the air?

I don't know if he's been off all week. I wasn't able to find that out, i'm assuming he was he was definitely off on Tuesday which is the day that they recorded this and that's my clip too so he lost the radio show so he wasn't no what the fuck he's fired for hitting women you're in your first to be breaking news no not not at all it's just uh they have to come in till they could talk to all the women what wasn't on the radio show today um well because because when something, in the climate we're in now, when something like this goes down,

they fired you. No, they have to make sure, they have to go and check. He broke his hand on the chick's face. Yeah, he did. He could not breathe the board. Yeah. He broke his hands broke.

He's very quick. They have to cross the team. He's fit out the first day to they have to cross the cross the team. It's not the first day he hasn't been on the show. Today is just big J is great. Just jabby. Just one of the and Ralph's just piling on everything and it's just like, you know, it's I Bobby knows it's funny, but he's also like, could you just let me talk about this? So my third clip Bobby tries to explain that they were actually already kicking her out. I didn't clip his part of the explanation, but they were going to just have her leave. And then, I guess not knowing who she was.

I was like, no, no, it's fine. You can come over. Don't worry, nobody's going to kick you out. And I, you know, oh, can I ask you some questions? And he was like, cool about it up front. And then, I think Bobby tries to explain that a little bit in clip three. They were kicking her out. She put it on.

No, Jay. Nobody had sex with her underage daughter. No, nobody had sex. Has had nothing to do with sex. You know guys shooting for sex were underage. No, there's no sex. No one got mad. Step in.

No one's got a daughter. Just trying to put together a timeline what happened before he got violent But with Jay-Cup he didn't get violent she I mean that I mean you put something slow motion it looks like Fucking bitch gun before he blew his stack and crossed the line I want to know why I'm kidding by the way. I want to know why she's Poor Bobby it is really tough to defend Kelton. That's why when you see how angry you want to know why she's, I'm just making clear. Poor Bobby, it is really tough to defend Kelton. That's why when you see how angry he looks at his shoving her. Yeah.

Yeah, if he had gone on Jim and Sam that morning, they probably would have let him explain it and then move on to something else. But these guys are like, no, let's just twist it in. There's other stuff they did that I don't think work as well because the show's only audio, but they did one where they added gunshots during the video at key moments. They did moor down Oh God

To make sure the links on Countless just texting himself for news the whole thing do this guy's terrible texting himself for news. The whole thing. Do this guy is terrible. Discussion. This guy is nefarious. Why does he do so much stuff in slow motion? I don't care if that's what was girlfriend. You can't shoot at someone. I know it's a good store. It's just rude. She shotter legs. Oh, fuck. Very good stuff. Oh, my God. Jesus.

God, I'm funny. They also did one with wrestling sound effects. I think the gun one is the better one. And I don't know how long you want to spend on this segment. I do have like a three minute super cut, which is a lot more of these times where Bobby tries to say something. And it's like, well, then she pulled out a gun. Oh, there was Kitty porn porn things like that. That's

up to you, Carl. If you want to spend three minutes on this, we can let it play through. We play a little bit here. We'll gauge. Yeah. I was in the six. Yeah, I understand. Josie has the rights to control the woman in her phone. That's not. I mean, no. So what happened? So she was throwing him because she just caught him with that phone under age sex. No, that would J. Absolutely not. If he hit her a little harder, she probably would have forgotten the whole thing. And pushed her off of him. Right, that's what I'm saying. It's close just to push. Yet every right to hit that woman, you know, on record saying that. Don't say that. What? He didn't need anybody. I didn't say hit her. I said

he had every right to him as he did any call their content she had that comment. Mike call to everybody's kind of talk. We're been beating Mike. He's not your fucking piece of shit. No, he just shoves them, dude. That's cool. So Mike took disarmed. He took the gun away from the security guard and he pissed the lifter. No, he had no one had a gun job. Nobody said gun. I meant disarmed. Disarmed. Gun shot. Emotionally disarmed. He had his people shoot her after this.

No, nobody got shot, Jacob. Nobody got involved in the shooting. Is it? No shooting Ralph. There was nothing. Nobody got shot. There was no shooting. Mike didn't hit anybody.

He pushed her off him. Yeah. He was. It's a deep. No, he doesn't hit his wife. Oh, he doesn't hit any women. No, Bill'll give him a good shove once. Well okay in slow motion I could see for sure he karate chops her throat He doesn't know karate unless her tits a little bit

What you saw the video you turned around and you were like wow my call to really just fucking ill hit whatever it is You put it in front of him He knows the cow to only hits chicks. So he's like, I go, it's not gonna get him stoked. He called it, and so he gets the direction the whole time. A legend. A legend. He punches women in the house. So you said hang out with him years ago when I was going to Tampa a lot. Yeah, he's a good guy man. He used to be women together.

Then a bit probably that was the 80s. So I was like, what the fuck's going on, dude? I remember he called me about it after we started tumbling. We were talking to women together. What's going on? Once you prove that he did not assault this woman, then he can non-stop assault women. That's all we're all doing. You can do it right after that.

That's it. And he can resume his business as you do. He's cracking Jesus' youth. Now it's fully your care, Abys. Now of course he pushed her in bed. He can resume business as you Is you Obviously, no of course he pushed her and There's no biting there's no biting I can't swore he bit her father Saw the video No, Christie play the video again. There's no Biting there's no

It's like right it's like right after the Superman punch and before he calls her a cut and goes to her phone. He also said some, what? What? Didn't he also say some racial slurs? No, he did not. That was her. Yeah, he's like, take this woman away.

You black son of a bitch. Yeah. You see me better. He didn't bite her, Jay. You're probably right. Yeah, look, he's moistening his lips, getting ready for, I think he did bite her. I think he did bite her.

Right there. Oh my god. He made me better. I got to leave. I got to leave his the lips getting ready for. I think he did better. I think he did better. Right there. Oh my god. I think he did better. I got to leave his number out of my phone. Mr. Mike Calta, we love you buddy. Hang in there. Keep training. I mean, don't train.

It's nothing, Jay. If you're giving a shutter down, close the shop down for good, you know what I mean? You just put a detour on her day. Get that DNA out of your teeth. OK, that was worth it. That was worth it. I felt like it was worth it. That was pretty funny. Thank you.

I felt like it was worth it as long as it was. I did what I could, yeah. There you go. It's like a more modern and hilarious version of Avid and Costello. With fucking who's on first? Jesus. God, that was great.

But he didn't serve three digits into her, right? No, I didn't speak in search of it. J.J. J. J. Yeah. And then even like the producer whoever Jacob is gets in is like, all right, but then they shot it, right?

And he's like, no, Jacob, they didn't shoot anybody. So wait, who got the third base? No, no, no, no, no one got the third base. Well, who that seconds? Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, and I feel like we have a much better understanding of what happened that day now. And the clip seven isn't so much about that. I feel like Bobby's talking directly to you, Carl, with his criticism of podcast studio

decor. I'm with I'm with the Bobby. I people have criticized my studio from time to time. I'm going to say these people have stick these people putting floors on the wall. Yeah, I hate that look. Just got off the panel. Yeah, let's put the floor on the wall to offer off podcast to ask for.

I was gonna say that's podcasts backgrounds when you get your new studio. You always gotta get a little slat wall. I think he's talking to Eric Zayt actually. He's talking to me. He's talking to both of you. I'll beat your fat fucking ass. That's right.

It's like a shit from people. I don't know. Bobby's a lot skinnier than he used to be. So you might not know what I'm talking about. Now, Christian, you sent over a second. Grisha the week. Grisha the week. And apparently this one went down this morning because I bought it in for a little bit. I was checking this out. I did get an invite. I just want to point out. I'm a pretty big deal around here. Tuky had Wendy the slow adult on his show today.

Okay. Wendy the retard from the Howard Stern Wack Pack. Long time Wack Packer on the Howard Stern Show. And I haven't seen this yet, but I trust Christian when he sounds me links. So let's see what happens here. There may have been some tech problems early. Tuky brings on one of his best friends. Wendy, the artist, formally known as Wendy the Recharge.

Yay! Wendy, are you there? That's your cue. You got it on, yay, you got to say hello. Wendy? Tuky tells everyone that. She disappeared. She did disappear. I definitely, Tuky tells everyone that. She disappeared. She did disappear.

I definitely, we saw her backstage her face. She was there. I hope you can get an offender. I don't think so. Right. Calling her the artist formally known as Wendy the Reitar, that wouldn't like offend her, right? She wrote a song for Tuky and she used that word.

Right. I think she might, she comes back a little later. But Tuk he does go to the place that I would have looked any of us who've used Streamy art. When you go to a guest and it's got that little spinning dial and they're not, they're actually not there. It's like, oh boy, this isn't going to go the way I planned. So I actually texted a little hurry, play afterwards.

I'm like, oh, I definitely felt that, but I did admit it was pretty funny to watch where it's like, Wendy and she's not there. But also, Tuky might be over thinking that did I offend her? No, you didn't. She's retarded. It's fine. She just does not work for shit. I don't deal with it.

All right. So apparently, and I haven't seen this yet either, but Christian sent me this one. He says that Tuky now does an impression of me. Yeah. Yeah, he references that I guess Elmerie Blay used to do an impression of you, but Tukki I think has really kind of gotten it down. I think he's nailed his carl impression as of this morning. All right.

So we've seen John's impression of me where I go, Chew on. We're not pales. We've seen the Z-man's impression of me. Of course. Let's see what Tukki's take is. No, no one cares about Italian slurs. Carl said it best. He said it on one of his shows. He's like, I don't understand what John's so worried about Italian slurs. No one's gonna kick you off of Italian slurs. John's a fucking idiot.

That's tremendous, Tuky Yeah. Tookie takes the prize. I like it. I like it. I didn't think I was out of the show this morning. Yeah. I wasn't forgotten. Yeah. Well, I saw you there.

Yeah. Very good stuff. Well, I didn't get any invite to that show, but I was on subreddit surfing this morning at 5 30 Pacific times. So you are committing different levels, aren't we, Carl? You are committed, My friend, congratulations. So tune in Tuesday, three o'clock. It's going to be the three of us doing who are these broadcasters and looking forward to to that program. A lot of different types of segments and things that we'll be doing.

It won't just be us listening to the bonfire. Talk about my calta. It'll be other things as well. So that should be a lot of fun. Christian, if you want to hang out, I'mfire, talk about my Kelta. It'll be other things as well. So that should be a lot of fun. Christian, if you wanna hang out, I'm gonna talk about the winner of the Petty Pukewater song parody contest. Yeah, I hope it's Mr. Magenta because I know people hate him now. So that's who I'm hoping wins.

But yeah, I'm on the edge of my seat with everybody else. All right, let's do it. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me. Alright, let's do it. As you know, recently we asked the listeners to go ahead and submit their song parodies for our buddy, Petty Seacos, Petty Pukewater, Patrick Michael, Sheamus McKillian, Animal Crosley, the list goes on. Petty Broken Skull. And so I put out a poll.

We narrowed it down to the top four. I put out a poll both on Twitter and on our subreddit. And I tailied up all of the responses. And I have to say it was very, very close. Second place was only second place by a little bit. And so I just want to give an honorable mention to Carl's Club foot coming in with how bizarre. Carl's fan base mentally.

Make fun of people online while your girlfriend is rotting in the basement. Yeah. How bizarre. How bizarre. Trey Peacock's not around. Sweet Carly ran away. Alone in the closet, recording all day. Ask, do you party with no electricity? Like a fish to water, I do it for free.

Quit my fast food job, but I never drop the fries. Invite me on your podcast. I won't agree how bizarre. So very well done with the AI voice of Petty Seacups. Fantastic entry just missed because the winner of this parody contest goes to Dave from Canada. the winner of this parody contest goes to Dave from Canada, who I believe is one of parody contest before. He's at least been a winner. Top three for sure. Did you just dox cardiff? I did not. This is a different day for Canada. Different day for Canada.

This is my name is And I have to say, we're at least this definitely deserved the win. Fantastic job. My name is Jesus. My name is Patrick. Chica, chica, patty, seatbelts. My name is Todd. My name is Lucy.

Chica, chica, puke water. Hi kids. Do you like the party? Record podcasts all day, quit your job at Arby's. Copy me and do an accent that's Hackney. Delete all your shows and disappear like your Carly. I couldn't find success if I found it in a briefcase. At least I got two lips unlike Chad Zuma on tape. And Tray Peacock says, Patrick, please get a job.

You make less money than a penis on Peepod. Well, I thought you should know, my rap's got the flow like I record my music with Hey, Peacock says... Patrick, please get a job. You make less money than a penis on Peapod. Well, I thought you should know, my rap's got the flow, like I record my music with shit I bought from 5 below. Well-produced podcast? Nah, I can't relate. I slap Carl so hard that it's teeth are now straight. I'm not about to write shit down.

I only riff. Only way to make you laugh is to push me off a Tony Hingecliff. Fuck me or fight me. Don't compare me to Mud Shark. At least I own the claws that I hide in at the trailer park. Very well done, Dave from Canada. Congratulations. I think the last time I tried to set a merch

for winning a contest, I got set back. He doesn't have some weird area of Canada that maybe it's a no-go zone, I don't know. No merch zone. No merch zone. So I'll do everything I can to Take care of him for that because that was that was awesome. I want to revisit a show We haven't talked about in a little bit because I

Was checking it out the other day and they had a great topic So I want to play for you. You're gonna hear at the beginning of this clip the topic they discussing, and then we get right into the theme song. Can't don't read you show, oh, can't don't read you show Ha, ha, ha, ha It's a can't don't read you show, it's a can't don't read you show, oh, can't don't read you show All right, here we go. Three amigos are here. We I'm your host, Sully back with Tom and JJ. The three amigos are here. Sully, our host Cameron Sully Sullivan along with Tom and JJ. And

they are going to talk about battles are glad to go the original 1978, battle star, glad to go. And unless you think these guys don't have the nerd credentials to pull this off, they start off by doing the opening narration of the TV show. they know it by heart. Not even spare those who believe that I'm not a little bit again out there. The tribes of humans. That some say are the forefathers of the Egyptians or the tall texts or the mind might.

There are some who still believe that there are tribes of man out there looking for home. Do the music. Eric say it looks so confused right now. Oh, damn it. Well, I remember the show and I'm like, who, how, how are you remembering the show? God damn. Well, it's because they are so jacked up! Yeah, jacked up! I knew you showed!

It's a jacked up! I knew you showed! Now, they just said cue the music, Eric. And you're probably thinking they all went, OK, right? Nope! Cue the music! Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo- Yeah, I'm just plays. Yeah. Oh. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't.

Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't.

Don't. Yes, and we do take for ques. This is a really bad. Wow, that was hilarious. This is really bad. Yes, I know, Eric. Don't kill yourself. This is going to be a short segment. I know, Eric, don't kill yourself.

There's going to be a short segment. I promise you that. I couldn't get there too much in this one. Wow. Come back to us, man. Yeah, thank you for not killing yourself. I appreciate it. Fuck me.

All right, so now, unprovoked. This guy's going to give his assessment of Battlestar Galactica. No one asked him, but he's just going to come right out with it. I remember Battlestar Galactica. To me, Battlestar Galactica was an hour version of Star Wars, but it wasn't Star Wars. It seems to me like you're the ex-boy Mark. He was unprepared for a book report. This is what I think about Battlestar Galactica.

Battlestar Galactica was a TV show in space that lasted an hour, kind of like Star Wars except for different. Yeah, this is it. No, he's standing up at the front of the class and the DVD box set is on the desk in front of him. So he's looking down. It was created by Glen A. Larson. Actors included Lauren Green and Dirk Benedict. He went on to be on the A team. All right, I'm A. Larson. Actors included Lauren Green and Turk Benedict.

He went on to be on the A team. All right, I'm done. Holy shit. I can't believe you have not listened to this episode, right, Chris? I have it. You know what I've fallen way behind on Jack Dupryview. Okay, yes.

They get into the cast quite a bit on this one. And I always love these shows because a lot of times these types of shows, these nerds have knowledge for days and they go deep. Not these retards. They barely know. I didn't think about this show. Um, Raymoland as Yuri, the, the greedy guy. Um, oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You had what's your face playing, uh, Rich Springfield was in it. You had what's your face playing? Rich Springfield was in it. You had what's your face playing now? What's that face?

Rich Springfield was in it. The list goes on. I always love these shows where they don't do any research at all. And they just hope that they know what they're talking about. I don't know. I do talk about a lot of movies and shows on my own podcast, the black cast, if people want to find it. But you know what, it's the first thing I always do. I was open up the IMDB page while I'm talking about it.

Because I don't remember the names of characters and actors and stuff like that. But I would not do that. See, Christian, the reason why you have that plan in place is because you're not a slow adult. I can't say the same for this gentleman. Listen to the cadence for this gentleman. Wasn't the cadence of this sentence because what I remember is that, um, and what I've

read is that ball tar dye in the movie, um, was killed murder. And then when they did the TV show, they basically had it where Voltaar was spared for his, for his treachery and the, the, the, the treacher was the imperious leader was like, okay, I'm gonna sue them for peace, but I want going to shoot them for a piece, but I want you to go out and do what you need to do. And, you know, try to find. And you know, there's a lot of people like the human. You be the human. Boomin. Why do they have a slow adult on their show?

It seems like a bad idea. And they're way too patient with it. I'm like, all right, shut up. Right it's out. We'll read it. Well, God forbid you would, you would edit that slow adult in any way to try and, you know, pick it up a little bit. There is no editing whatsoever going on. And, you know, I've put myself out there as a bit of a nerd and some of what he's saying let's just say is not entirely factually accurate, but I'm not going to pretend that I

don't know exactly what he's wrong about. Okay. It makes it that much more entertaining. If you're that familiar with the original battle-started Lactica, yeah. I love that, Christian, because what he just said was there was a movie that came up before the TV show and they killed off one of the characters

and when the TV show started that character was alive and so they had to explain it the way somehow. And they put it out theatrically in Europe. So you tricked me into saying what it is. And then by the time it aired, they're like, oh, that's actually a good character. Let's keep a human bad guy around. And he's in the other subsequent like 17 or so. Just stop.

I don't even like it. I used to like you. And then you started me. Professor Brainiac. So I'm glad you weren't here the time the Karla and I started talking about the story. Where's Christmas special? That would be even worse. Oh, Eric's anywhere. That'll start glad to go fan when you were growing up. This wasn't for you. No, I was when I was a little boy and that I grew. All right. So, so we answer this guy makes the point that they killed off a character and no one had a problem with it says this.

But I'm with you. It is and it's a very subtle retcon compared to today. If you did that, like people would be just bitching on Twitter because people are now more astute. They can notice big key changes. So nowadays people are more astute and they would notice big key changes because of Twitter. Yes. They're talking about the, they're talking about the reboot, right? No. He's talking about the, the 1970s. The internet existed when the reboot happened. And one of the main characters suddenly becoming a woman,

oh nerds got upset, that's all. You know, that's what I thought he was getting at, but all right. Was it the Asian girl that's in the reboot? No. It was not about the reboot is that there's a really hot Asian girl who's in Max and magazines. Yeah, and she ended up on who I 5.0 and now we're talking now we're back to the point over here. She was a bikini on that show. Alright, so I prefer I preferred her on that show. But the lead character the character that Dirk Benedict played in the 70s was a woman that actress name is Katie Sackoff. Who's now on the moon?

You just have to stop talking. Hold on. Stop talking, Tara. Hold on. I'm a guy who transitioned to something Sackoff. Wait a second, hold on. You don't even know what you just said. You don't even know.

All right. So I think this show or this style show would be perfect for Rey Davido. This is where Rey belongs with people like this because they hear a name or something and they have to go off and give you their knowledge. This guy's trying to set up information and cannot get to it. Yeah. Who created the silence? I keep forgetting it was, it was like Belz, Belz Scar, they spelled his name different in the 2004 remake, but he changed it up to where he's having hallucinations and more complex, but here they they they're more blind that he is practically skeletal or cobracamander. He is do not come in my castle. You will be shot on site.

I remember they showed that they showed the silent planet actually in one episode. they showed that they showed the silent planet actually in one episode. It's like there were lizards or something like that, you know. Yeah. So this is very much Ray's speed. I think the thing that gets me is like you had first off the cast was amazing because you had especially the original Adama. Like he everyone was worked with Lauren Green has said that he is literally everybody's granddad like he literally if you want to ask him something, give your soon. He gets around. Well, it was, it, here he was, he was coming off the nanzer.

Yeah. So the guy wants to talk about the cast and how amazing the cast was and so he has interrupted immediately and just go, oh, yeah, you know what? I wrote an interview with him and I heard this one fun fact like whatever shut the fuck up It's all we're talking about right now, yeah, but he can't stop him Everyone's trying to flex and like a couple of them are pulling muscles while their flex Yeah, this is how we're working out this show is unbearable and it's Disappointed because I get so jacked up at the thing.

They're lying to us. There's nothing jacked up about this at all. So that 1000% so that they're talking about I did hear a couple thousand for size. I need to have another board. So then they're they're talking about the cast and other shows and movies the cast has been in and Sully, here's a word. It gets very excited. A cast, a cast, a cast, a opiate. That's a pair of spang and she was also an episode of ISIS. And she was in and ever said ISIS. Yes. It was called ISIS. She's before ISIS. And she was in happy days if you watch the episode, the California kid.

So for some reason, the word ISIS tickles Celi. He's like, oh, ISIS, that's hilarious. That's the terrorist group that murdered people. Oh my God, it's hilarious. That was a TV show. Let's be honest, Carl. ISIS is the funniest improv group on the planet. It's true.

I've seen some of their videos. We're not bad always a firm isis always a firm. All right. This is my last clip I have on this. Sully is just wildly ill informed at all times. It's here in a quarter who had just done McLeod as a little teeth. I know the kid is played by James Patrick Stewart who has had a very giant voiceover career. No, the kid, what, the little kid? There was no halfway. Yep. Okay, so, what was your favorite story?

Yeah. Okay, I know about that. So, which one was Stewart? Was he on the awful second season? Yeah. I can let it go. Just let it go. No one gives a shit. Also, I can let it go. Just let it go. No one gives a shit.

Also, I can see Christian getting mad at that. I was like, what? That's out of that one. No, he was the kid in Galactic in 1980. Yeah, that's true. The one guy's right. Yeah. I don't understand the point of a show like this.

And this goes on for over an hour. We're these nerds who can't communicate. Try to explain to us something they don't know anything about. It's unique. Oh, come on Matt, not a lot of people try to sell that format to Spotify. That's for sure. Well, you know, they definitely learn

from the Stuttjo playbook. And to some extent, the Shuley playbook, don't do any prep before your show. Because that's gonna make your show much worse. Yeah, prep is definitely for losers. Never planned. Always funny. Speaking of never planned, I have a quick Opie clip that I want to play for you guys. Now, again, this is one that Opie put out himself. I'm not pulling this out of his live stream and pointing and laughing. He is pulling this out and putting it out as YouTube because he thinks that this is his best of material.

Maybe it is. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Hey, ol' Poundo, MLC Chad, Southern John, et cetera. I all have such high numbers. Do you think you have been shadow banned on the YouTube? First off, so he's reading a chat.

Aldo says, hey, ol'pe, how do MLC Chad, Senator John has said you're having such high numbers? All right, Chad does not have high numbers. Senator John does not have high numbers. They're higher than maybe OPs, but they're not high numbers. All right, let's just point that out first off. So let's see how OPEA addresses this.

Oh, and also have you been shadow banned on YouTube? All right, let's find out. I've been shadow banned here and there over the years. Of course I have, it's very, very obvious, but. But those I love. He never takes responsibility for anything. He has these videos that get dozens of views. And he's like, well, it's obviously the algorithm working against me. It's not because my shit sucks. That can't be the case. People who get shadow band usually get shadow band for, I don't know, having really strong opinions. Like if you told me that that Anthony Kumia was shadow band, I'd be like, 100%, I'm sure

he has, but Opie never really comes out and says hardly anything. So who's shadow banding? You know, where Opie's hot takes on Ivermectin three years ago, you know, we're talking about a man who doesn't trust politicians here. You know, the only thing I remember was the hottest take up. Oh look, there's a bunny. Yeah, that was pretty good. That'll get you bad. Well, hey, don't forget. I saw I'm doing that one bit when he was talking about the various boats on the Hudson River. It was unbelievable. But those guys are getting big numbers in their last dreams because, you know, drama sells every time I start ranting and raving about Anthony or Jim Norton. My numbers go way up. And that's what they're doing on a regular basis. They're doing the WWE thing.

Because every time I move into the WWE crap, meaning I'm ranting and raving, man, I see the numbers and just, they go way higher. But I don't really feel like doing that on a regular basis. That's for sure. That's it, that's his best stuff. Yeah, I don't like doing things that get high numbers. Dude, he literally said he said this all the time.

Very flippant. I can do that too if I wanted to. I mean, what they're doing is easy. I can easily do that. First off, you do do that all the time. All you have to do is go to his page and read through the titles. Everything I want is Sam Roberts, Jim Norton, Anthony Kubi,

and this guy's an asshole, this guy's a shit out. Every single video, so he is doing that. And it's old, it's gonna get old, it's boring. We know all your takes, Opie. Yeah, and he talks about ranting and raving. It's more in the title than anywhere else. There's not a rant or a rave. Yeah, no, it's never clever.

I did get him the attention of that media company who wanted to sit down with him. So clearly he's doing something right, Carl. Yeah, they like it. What I'm talking about, Anthony being a racist. They told me they like it when I say Jim Norton is in funny. Sure, they do. Well, I'm sure that's great stuff.

And then they want me to come into studio and do a morning zoo show. Why would they say they like it if they don't like it? Exactly. All right, so that moves us into, I just got real quick, a couple clips here from a recent Missy Los Company because as we've been documenting, the guests have not been great lately over there. And just the other day, who pops on there? They got Alex Stein who I love, Alex Stein's on the show. And then Alex has to leave early because he does his show. And so who pops out none other than

Stuttering John Melondis back on Missouri Loves Company. And so this is great because Kevin Brennan gets caught being a hypocrite by one of my favorite superchadders, Deng Lizard. And let's see how he reacts to this. KB, according to your logic, you really like Chad.

Remember you went on a show and the KB and Shuley Hayd is also work, right? All right, yeah, it's all a work. I mean, if anyone can find where I'm doing a work, let me know, because I love to be in on it. I mean, when I went on Chad's show, I don't know what that was. That was when John was on, and I think John was shitting on Shuley.

So I jumped on just for, cause Chad, whatever. I, listen, I don't like people. I'm an anonymous. And one way, Keb, what I did your show, didn't you bring in Carl? Yeah, I brought in Carl because I, please, John, do you want me to explain to you? Gonna make a lot of fucking stupid faces. I believe both. I would like you to explain it while I make stupid faces.

So here's what I want to explain. Kevin Brennan's been going on and on. He got very upset when we did the Uncle Rico show where we brought Chad in because Chad had just done that prank on John for three hours. We pretending to get all these Venmo. And so this is a whole orchestrated prank. So we brought Chad in on Uncle Rico

to myself and Anthony and Jim Forrantine showed up. So we're all on there and we're playing clips and we're laughing about it. And that really pissed Kevin off. He's just like, oh, so now you guys are all front of Chad. This is all just a work. Okay, well nothing's real then, because you guys did this thing with Chad.

And thankfully, the Lizards paying attention because it was June 30th that KBU hates Chad Zubak, hates the guy without his show. Oh, what I'm saying is a big hit. Come on, come on, come on, my man. Look at the turkey neck. Look at the turkey neck. look at the turkey neck. Kevin, sorry.

I'm happy. Yeah, why you keep stealing my ass. I'm sorry. I'm just explaining what I hang out with dice. I leave talking like dice. It just happens. I gotta get some more headwind.

I have to head for your coals. Get rid of Bob. Yeah. You would change. No, I haven't got brought because she leaves a piece of shit. And I was a I had a second then and third that she leaves absolute garbage. No one's afraid of she Lee end of story like nobody's afraid of she Julie Edgar or silent Mike I'm still a new John I'm yelling at the fucking damn my phone like you do. What is John have a what is John have a Karen haircut?

That's a great question. What did what the fuck he's saying? He keeps saying he's growing it out and it's in between stages why he looks like the Quaker Oats guy. But the the bangs that he's trimming is just not doing him any favors at all. You better off like pulling it back or something, I don't know. Yeah, man.

It's terrible. There's a lot of great stuff in that clip, but the thing that I can't stop thinking about is when do you think was the last time that John was in a room with Andrew Dice Clay? And he says, whenever I hang out with him, and I'm like, how 20 years at least, right? I mean, there's no way Dice is hanging out with Stuttering John. I think the last time they communicated was through Instagram Messenger. I remember John saying that,

that he actually responded back to him. He's potentially his big friends with all these people. They don't even have their own phone numbers. So, not buying it. Yeah, there's a lot going on there because Kevin Brennan not likes to act like everything's a work and why would you even work with this guy? I thought you didn't like this guy, but Kevin's done the same thing as we could see here,

and I'm glad that somebody brought that up. So now the superchance are starting to come in, and there's some good questions coming in for John. I want you to listen to how John answers this question. This is one of his tells. I'm picking up on a lot of John's tells lately. Like we saw he was lying and he touched his face. Was that shoe that you bought?

Um, I don't think so. No, you had to touch his face when he was saying that. Watch out your response to this. Rob Johnson, John's a pretty shade of gray proof to have 40 beers a day. It's good for you. John's greasy. I don't have lighting in Florida right now.

I don't have these. It's a great look. John, how many peers do you have a day on average? Me? Maybe That's what they maybe like eight. No, that's why I'm asking on average eight on average. Well, so John, how many beers on average do you have every day me? Yes, you Literally trust you by name and it's staring at you and the

Super chat that's up there is talking about how it looks like you drink 40 beers a day for the last five decades That's the point and that John is like by himself some time who who me? What kind of beer right? Yeah, it goes to the pants out the days. I can't that's why I said it's a great look John How many peers do you have a day on average? me maybe I don't know that's what they maybe like eight. No, that's why I'm asking on average. Eight on average. Well, yeah. That's a lot of beers. I don't even get buzz from it though. You know, I know, but it seems like a lot of beers to drink. I don't

know. I'm not judging. I'm just carrying. I just like a lot. Oh, it'll be dead in five years. Who do you got the death pool Eric? That John. I still have Alex Jones, but actually, actually, all three of these fuckers look like death warmed over. That's actually what I was going to say out of these three guys. I think John's going to live the longest. The three guys who are looking at right now. It's possible. It is possible. It depends on which day. Yeah.

No, I know. You also have to look at the ceiling for the answer like a child. Also, but also why are you drinking eight beers if you don't get a buzz? Good point. What's the point of all those calories of drinking? And you have to round up. And she, you know, it's like, you have up to the to the next container that he could buy. So he says eight.

So it's definitely a 12 pack. Yeah. You know, if he'd said four, maybe it's a six pack. Oh, maybe that's why I took him. Why did he do the math? He's going, how many bills? Oh, nothing to the next morning. Let's see.

Sometimes there's two. Sometimes there's three. Did I get a case or a 30 pack? I don't remember. Are we counting the drinks at Pickwick or just in my house? That's a good point, too, because he does go on to say after that that Oh, all the guys at the ball, everybody drinks every day, but they're all professionals They all have things going on like a plumber should not be at the bar at 2 p.m. That's not a good plumber.

Should be out. Do we work? All right. Now we get a super chat from Greg Lambert and Chris. Get ready to be insulted on this one. They're going after us. 799. When Carla, now the guy's going to ask a decays, going to ask for his money back, you didn't, you didn't read my super chat properly.

When Carla daintly sips the froth off his beer, he's actually ingesting producer Chris's Seminole fluids Take the call on his gay on that show Chris. It's just a little prank. I mean, it's funny. It gets me every time deal with oh Another cream ale all right On that show, Chris, it's just a little prank. I mean, it's funny. It gets me every time, too. Oh! Another cremail? All right. The super chance keep coming in. And they're fucking with John.

So I pull those cuts, because I think it's funny. Apparently, this is coming in from a fellow Puerto Rican. We all know John's half Puerto Rican. But John, uh-oh. John. I've never heard this. John is embarrassment to all Puerto Ricans. We do not claim him.

We the Puerto Rican Federation would like to trade John for the devil himself or someone who hurts. I mean, Chad, where's the devil? Chad and or Shule. Keep him over there. No, no, no, no, the devil. Me,, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no you meet up with, you wear an MLC t-shirt, that's how you identify that you're there for this event. You go when you meet Kevin at the poker room, and then Kevin's got a suite upstairs,

and everyone goes upstairs to his suite and hangs out. This is what I know it to be, I don't know if that's true or not. Newt was my sister-in-law, who's planning on going, and super-chest to find out what the fuck is going on with this thing. Oh, hey, it was a make. While I quit that, I didn't know that you died. That's, you know,

Chris, you were talking about bad Cooper. And Jack goes, all right, Pete, Pat, I didn't know that you died. That was not me, Pat, my bad. What did say thing to say? I didn't know that you died. Hey, it was a mate. I didn't know that you died. Hey, it was a make that I didn't know that you died. That's. Yeah.

Christina R. Have you made concrete Atlantic City plans? Things are wishy while she last I heard still on yes. I mean, not. Yeah, there's not it was there's no event, but yeah, I'm still going. I'm going to have to talk to my security. It's

pretty weird. What? Huh? No. He always does, but I'm saying he had security to kind of turn on him, but then he's back. Yeah, now is the guy who sent the super chat, Anthony Taredo saying, I was talking shit about your kid. And so then I sent him a DM, I go, I sent him, I took the tweet or the clip, I DM him, I go, what is this? He goes, oh, I was just fucking around. I'm like, okay, don't be saying, you're saying, I'm, you're saying, I'm, I de-end them, I go, what is this? He goes, oh, I was just

fucking around. I'm like, okay, don't be saying, you're saying, I'm talking like that's your idea of a joke. Some other guy was talking shit about your kids and it's like, at least tip me off. So, so, so I'm like, can I trust him as security? And now he's all being, you know, like, I apologize, but, but I don't know if it's a work, I don't know what's a work. Are you following this? I mean, what is going on here? The guy that Kevin wants to be his security

in Atlantic City is fucking with Kevin, messaging John, say the Kevin's talking shit about his kids. And so he was like, dude, what the fuck? Oh my goodness, trust this guy, he's trying to throw me into the bus with Stutturgy Jod. It's too bad there's only one personal security guard available in all of Atlantic City.

But this is the only guy who could do it for Kaylee as somebody who's a, yeah. Does he really need security though? Does he really need security? Dude, I want to see, I almost wanted, I don't want to be there, but I want to see what happens I hope people film this because apparently Patrick Melton's going to be there and who knows who else I assume Bob will be there It's not far from where he lives, but what is this going to be?

I mean the plan like all right, so you're gonna wear matching t-shirts Yeah, we're gonna meet up in the lobby and you're all gonna come up to my suite this This that this seems like the teaser for an episode along with ourwn Order SVU. I know what happens in a hotel room. This is so disorganized and creepy. And that wasn't supposed to be staring at Kevin, like he's gonna do something. Yeah, right. She's gonna do something.

And he's second now. He's gonna be pissed at someone. Turns out he's really mellow and they're all just having tea. It probably will be that. Well, the only thing he knows how to do is basically if you hand him a five dollar bill with a comment on it He will read it in this hotel suite and that's basically how he does that game in that. Yeah, it's your right They probably put all the super chats in a hat. You know, just pull them out randomly Would you have to pay for it? Ah, this just came in. That's really funny

All right, so he has a helmet that what they're talking to Kevin about in this episode is he's got pink sneakers that he wears when he goes bike riding and he wears a bike helmet and so John's asking him about that. John's insinuating things that he seems to think a lot of the guys in the devil versus gay. So he's insinuating some things here. What's the hell man? Yeah, T yellow. in the dabble verse or gay. So he's insinuating some things here. $1 is your helmet. Yeah, T yellow.

T yellow. It's the... I'll show my helmet. Yeah, I'm a little... Yeah, but it's like most uniforms. You know what, they had the big and yellow uniforms. Yeah, no, but it's like... Maybe I'm so confident in my sexuality

that I can make it down. What color is your bike? My bike's a regular man's color. No, I can make it down. What color is your bike? My bike's a regular one's color. Now I don't get to be out to bike, but I think Carla thinks he's more masculine to me because he doesn't wear a helmet and he just wears a havin' he rides his bike. But Flarge Tien has a huge problem with me wearing a bike helmet, even though I wear it so my head doesn't get burned. Also if I'm in an accident, maybe I'll get a little protector from a helmet.

So there you go. But I'm a piazza, I got pink face, I got pink shoes, but I'm saying, I don't even care anymore. I'm really just paying on you. All right. Yeah, for some reason, I guess at some point, I pointed out I don't wear a bike helmet when I ride my bike around.

I just put out a ball cap. And for some reason that is stuck in its carol for some reason. I, he's just like, yeah, I know Krozenware helmet. I do wear a helmet. You don't have to wear a helmet. You're not gonna hit your head. Doesn't have a, doesn't John have a kid who's gay or transgender or something like that? I think it's two of them. What the fuck's he doing then? A two.

A hypocrisy police. I thought he was all about, oh, but he's like making a big deal about it. You know, I've heard him make a big deal before. So it seems weird to me that he would suddenly start going this route. To say, oh, you have pink shoes. What do you get? Is something that you would say maybe in middle school. Right. So bizarre to me that that's the angle that they're taking out.

You like, you like gay colors. You're a gay because you like gay colors Jesus now John's gonna clip that and be like see the homophobic Over there. I don't know this exact guy is but he's the homophobic Fuck an asshole. All right. This is the last clip I have and I will say things are fucking getting weird Everyone is out besties with Stuttering. The only person left, I feel like, that is not a bestie with a stunt show because him and Bob are yucking up for an hour on here. I thought these two did not like each other. John's been going after bomb Levy for a while. And now all of a sudden they're talking about

having John on the Uncle Rico show. Anyway, I think we're caught up at 630. I did 2.5 hours. Bob's got to jump over to the Shule network and read the news now. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking.

I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking.

I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. your show with them. It would be the funniest thing. You say that's what this is all about. Truthfully, it is about, like this show is about hate. I understand that. But sure, on a dull, on a dull, tormented hate, but yeah, it would be a hoot. Maybe for sweet food, it would be a hoot. You do, you do, you do, you jump over and watch Uncle Rico with them.

Just do it. It just come on. And going to explain to them what you were thinking when you said it or if you remember, maybe we're seeing it wrong. I know. I know. You know, from the different Mike amplifications to the nod to John not even having a mic. Yeah. And the three, one guy is actually pink. One guy's light brown and the other one is wider than white gray. It's everything about this is fucking weird. What you're saying is it's aesthetically pleasing. I agree. I can watch it all day long. These three are near death.

They are all three are near death. Can I just say this to Kevin Brennan? He doesn't understand what this is at all. Now he's saying, John's you go on Uncle Rico, he would watch that. That would be fun. He also says, why am I chumming up with John and then putting up videos where I make fun of John, the day they were supposed to do a show together, he's not understanding this

at all from my perspective. John and I will be on again, August 14th, 6 p.m. Eastern, I'm Southern John's Channel, tune in, I have a lot more things to talk to John about. We won't be playing acoustic guitars this time. Don't you worry about that? I will not bring my acoustic to this one. Well, I think Kevin clearly showed that he understands how podcast programming works because he used the term sweep sweep. He said you should do this for sweep sweep, which is of course old network TV ratings plans of, you know, your big episodes. Well, it's February, and he has younger children at home.

So we's talking like the kids do. Okay. The kids all get excited about the big, the big crossover of all the NBC Chicago shows for Sweep Sweep. You're right. You're right. You're right. It's Arbitron.

Oh, yeah, dad. Yeah. The kids are always talking about these things. All right. Let's bring my buddy and yours, everyone's best friend, Cardiff Electric, out of the shell. Hey, what's happening, Cardiff? You got a busy week.

Let's talk about what's going on this week, and I want to say. I'm exhausted. Yeah, I want to thank Cardiff for this. So I did an interview with Joey C. On Thursday night, Tuky joined me, Cardiff joined me. I think that turned out to be a pretty good episode. It wasn't meant to be an episode or anything like that.

I got a lot of shit for it. Like, crud, just go back to doing WTP. I'm like, no, still doing WTP. It's fine. It's just a little one off thing with Joey C. Yeah, I was gonna dip in for five minutes and I was like, this is fucking captivating. Yeah, it wasn't bad.

We got to the bottom of what Joey sees up to. Howard Stern always talked. He wanted to do his radio show, but then he wanted to do special interview episodes kind of like, you've accomplished what Howard Stern was never able to accomplish with that interview. You're right, Cardiff. He talked about that forever.

And then he did it a little bit, years and years ago on the e-shy, I remember he had like a little thing, but that was very short lived. So anyway, so I did that, and then yesterday I did my consequence for the creep off where I had to listen to the Bill's Shout Song for two hours straight on repeat.

And I did that, and at the same time, Cardiff was over with Stuttering John, and then Vinny comes on with me, and then Vinny leaves to go on Stuttering John show. So we were sniping a little bit. And again, everyone's busfruits with everyone now. I see Vinnie being a chuckle-fuck and laughing it up with Stuttering John over there.

Like, what the fuck is going on over here? Where's the any loyalty? There's no loyalty. What's going on? But we had a great time yesterday. Cardiff did pop on for a second with us on there, but we also had Craig from the Blind Mike project. Why are you laughing?

We had Vito just Walde came on. We had Lorenzo Areola came on and hung out with me for quite a while. Who else was on that show with me? I'm blanking on names. Shit, now I'm a funding people. The other guy. Plus the other guy was,

What's her face? Yeah, what's her face? You remember? So that was a lot of fun. And Cardiff has just been everywhere. You are John's co-host now, is that true? Maybe not. I don't know, he said he's done with me on Twitter.

Oh, we did. Five minutes after he followed me. I'm not sure. He said that's a nice following me. So we'll see what happens next Thursday. Harden, harden up to crack. What do you mean next Thursday? You've been on the show every day of the week this week. Well, I'm only on the schedule for Thursday.

I'm expecting an invite, five minutes before show time, Monday and Tuesday probably, not Wednesday, not a political show. Okay. All right. It's time. We got to we got to catch an alien You guys know the deal. Thank you, Carter. We missed this game this past episode. I know It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch an alien. Oh, Tony from the movies. Are you ready to play? I got damn it I'm gonna give it a shot. I'm gonna give it a shot. I'm gonna give it a shot. I'm gonna give it a shot. I'm gonna give it a shot. I'm gonna give it a shot.

I'm gonna give it a shot. I'm gonna give it a shot. I'm gonna give it a shot. I'm gonna give it a shot. I'm gonna give it a shot. I'm gonna give it a shot. I'm gonna give it a shot. I'm gonna give it a shot.

I'm gonna give it a shot. I'm gonna give it a shot. I'm gonna give it a shot. I'm gonna give it a shot. I'm gonna give it a shot. I'm gonna give it a shot. I'm gonna give it a shot. I'm gonna give it a shot.

I'm gonna give it a shot. I'm gonna give it a shot. I'm gonna give it a shot. I'm gonna give it a shot. I'm gonna give it a shot. I'm gonna give it a shot. I'm gonna give it a shot. the entire movie, he has still frames of it. So we can go through scene by scene and talk about what happened and what our take was on it. And so Tony popped on with me during my consequence. And then I did his show that night, which is on the hack the movies. Champ. So, so what you're saying is that hack the movies is the exact opposite of jacked up review show. It's like there's a lot of prep one into that. We actually knew what we were talking about. No. And the Berk Krascher movie, it wasn't it?

Carl, aren't you glad you saw it? Dude, I can't figure out why he thought that was gonna be funny. There wasn't a single scene that made me smile. What about when the guys dick got shot off? Spoiler alert everybody. You see, you... And that was the problem with the two,

is that at the end, it gets so cartoonish and stupid. It's trying to be kind of realistic with the action scenes, I think. And then at the end, he drinks vodka like it's Popeye eating spinach. He takes his shirt off, drinks vodka, now he's like beating up all of these wildly trained assassins in Russia. And he's lighting up a cigar with a machine gun that the guys tried to shoot at him. It's just like, okay.

It's exhausting. Yeah, but at least Mark Hamill was good in that movie. He's fucking terrible with it. He didn't embarrass his legacy at all. He's terrible with it. I made the comment. I haven't hated Luke Skywalker this much as the last Jedi.

It was so bad. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch An alien are you ready to play oh my gosh, you know what I'm being very rich. Yes, I know I know That we need to get to this and catch an alien, but Mary Beth is here review girl I can't win today. Fantastic. Mary Beth, are you ready to play the catch an alien?

Yeah, absolutely. All right, let's get on it. No, personally, okay, if I want to be in a relationship with somebody, like, I don't want any games, like, I don't want them to not to leave me on red or like, do that whole like psychology, like, I don't want that. I want just normal like let's talk and we talk. You know what I'm like type thing, but I don't want. I don't want to be a man. Yeah, but it was just like for fun like the games I guess like a side piece.

Yeah. Okay. Like a side piece or just like a, you know, people that are trying to get at you type thing. That's really cool. You guys got going on. It reminds me of like a Jesse Walters, you know, that is he's on Fox. Oh, Jesse Walters.

Yeah, Walters. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he used to be with the guy that got hit on this sex thing. Who was that guy? He was actually in the middle. Anyway, there was a reporter on Fox and he would go out and Jesse would go out and do stuff like this, like crazy. Kind of like a Stuttering John.

Stuttering John. That's what I was thinking. Like stuttering John from Howard Stern, but not quite as crazy. Right. Now, to me, when I hear that a girl wants an asshole or likes an asshole, I immediately say what did Tommy say next? Here are your choices. Number one, walk away.

Be daddy issues. Next monkey sea monkey do. Ford, you are what you eat. Last time. Forget about it. You are what you eat. Lusting. That's too funny. Forget about it. Oh, to catch. Shit. An alien.

Now I know which one toki would pick, because he has a, he has a feels a certain way about Italians, but I will go first. I think it's gonna be be daddy issues. And I will go over to Eric Zane. What do you think? One walk away. One walk away. And go over to Eric Zane. What do you think? One walk away. One walk away and then over to Christian Black.

Everyone's in my basement. It's very confusing. It's a little confusing. I'm gonna go with next monkey sea monkey do. All right, Mary Baff. Well, let's see what was after a monkey sea monkey do. Oh, I mean, you're, you are what you eat. You are what you eat. You're gonna about it. Uh, no, you are what you eat is number four. Right. I will

go about it. But forget about it. You're gonna know. Forget about it. Yeah. Uh, producer Chris, I pick B daddy issues. All right. You and I are on the same page. Let's see. So wait, which one do we not pick? Uh, you are what you eat. You are what you eat. Right, Cardiff, that's the one we didn't pick. Yeah. So that's gonna be it. Now, to me, when I hear that a girl wants an asshole

or likes an asshole, I immediately say daddy issues. Yeah, daddy issues. And the reason I was, because I never had that alpha male. Yeah. And because they didn't have the alpha male, they want their yearning for that guy to be a male. Like, what the fuck are you doing? Get the fuck in here now.

That's you're not wearing that. They want that. Is that what you're saying? That the woman wants that because she never had a father. Like she didn't have a good father figure. That was an alpha male. So they're looking for a dad. They're looking for a dad.

And that's why they like the guy being an asshole, even though they won't admit it. And that's why they're the guy being an asshole, even though they won't admit it. And that's why they're all so... They might not even know it. They might not even know it, or accept it again. And that's why they're out of the club all the time, if you're not in the club. That's true because also girls that have had a really good father figure, they usually are with a really good guy.

But that's not their fault that they had about that. No, no, no, it's not their fault. But I just think that's why they want the asshole. Yeah, therapy. Now, one thing you said on there right see This is where I think women are nuts see women think that you have guy friends. Yeah, you don't have guy friends I do though. What you don't I do you do not they want to fuck you We do you agree with me?

One of them because you please elaborate. Okay, so Tommy has never made more sense well because you put it to elaborate. Okay. So you should have been a friend like me. Yeah. Right. Tommy has never made more sense. Well, no guy has a female friend. It's just a girl. They're still trying to figure out how to fuck. Tommy's right. But you might not want to agree with him just yet, Christian.

Yeah. I feel like he's doing his Joe Rogan impression right now. I can tell when he's turning on his Joe Rogan charm. That's what I'm seeing here. It has come from you. It has come from me. I still don't believe it. I know because you're naive. No, it's not.

Whoa, that's it. Well, if you actually think that you have guy friends, I mean, you might have, you know, while you just, you're friends, I mean, you might have like five. But all these other guys that you think are your friends, they are not your friends. I think, I don't think I have that many.

But I think the ones that I do have, they know I'm not gonna fuck them. So if they're still around, like, I mean, they know I'm not gonna fuck them So if they're still around like I mean they know I'm not going to you don't understand man Well, let me tell you something eventually you'll break right? Yeah, you remember you might have a time Dio Wally would it 10 years? Wait

You wait Because that guy that you think is your friend. Okay. He accepts for now blah blah. Oh, how are you doing today? Listen, there's no guy on the planet that's gonna text you every day I just not with you. Okay, whatever you do have whatever little bit of shit. They throw you He thinks one day he's gonna get in your pants. He's not your friend What he's pretending to be your friend correct? And he might like you like you're cool. Yeah, but in the back of his mind one of these days Somebody's gonna break your heart. You're gonna have a bad day. He's gonna get you drunk enough and he's gonna get to you

Right, I'm dead. You're on the stout. It's a great deal. A lot of women are very naive. I mean shut the fuck up. And then that's, you're only got to get out. So wait, wait until their emotional unstable, get him drunk. Uh huh, yeah, yeah. Mail's all the time.

He's a stock code. At least their boyfriend? It leads to that. Oh. Because, okay, so you're with a guy, and you have 50 guys from it. It's all new to her, okay? Oh, you think that these guys, you're friends.

Yeah. Guy knows guy. Guy knows that they're not your friend. Okay. Okay, that they want to get in your pants. So when she can't get this, I don't know why he's so explaining. Yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's made it very clear.

He's made three examples. She's like, no, go over it again. One more time. Mary Beth, how many guy friends do you have? That I'm five. That that that that are married like doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. It's just saying friends right now, Mary Beth.

Yeah, I want to fuck you. Yeah, I'm saying that. That I'm not doing friends. Yeah, I want to fuck Mary Beth. There's four guys in a potato talking to you right now, Mary. Yeah, I want to fuck you. Yeah, I'm gonna say that. I'm gonna fuck you. Mary Beth. There's four guys in a potato talking to you right now. We're all your friends, right? We're your friends right now.

Austin, all the viewers and listeners at WTP, where are your real friends? Okay. My friend. And you talked to your friend about the friends. Like, go on, fucking Wally did this to me. Yeah. Okay.

And then I can see her face. Ryan. like Okay, now guys like okay, let's just my friend. It's just my friend. Yeah. But guy knows guy. Okay. And then eventually guys like, they beat the shit out of him.

Okay, well, I, okay. That would be the proper way to make him know. One more time. One more time. You want to get to her? Or I'm going to really hurt you. Right. Hypothetically.

I'll let you do that. Okay, well, it's not that I'm not even about it. Allegedly, that's all for this time. Come back next time to find out if you can get your girlfriends drunk enough to consensually have sex with you, to catch an alien. That's a lot of words.

That's a lot of words. Then Uranus got hit and it's tilted, which you never hear about. Then Uranus got hit. How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb and the other to suck my dick. What's black and blue and hate sex? The 10-year-old in my truck.

Jesus, Tuky. Oh, no. I thought it was a- We could have taken part of the clip. Should have been another installment of To Catch an Alien because I feel like Guy knows Guy seems like one of those answers that Cardiff would have made up and we none of us would have believed it. I never would have guessed it.

He said like, thrice there. No, I know that was a long clip, but I had to get that one out. I couldn't stop watching. So fucking annoying. My favorite thing was way back at the beginning of the clip when he's talking about Jesse Walters, who's really Jesse Waters. He says he used to be on that show, you know, with that guy who's in the middle. He's talking about Bill O'Reilly, you know, that guy who really was a straight shooter

and really wanted to hear things from both sides. You know, that guy who didn't spin the stories, even though everything he did was a spin of a story. That guy, yeah, I remember him. That's 45. You're understanding what the fuck he said, cuz I was not fucking thing suck. All right All right, you're right Okay, I want to thank obviously Eric Zane for coming on the show today doing a fantastic job

Picking a great show for us to review no please with your body Justin Nettleback and I hope he lands on his feet someday. We're really, we're really rooting for him. No, we're not. Okay. He was a check out, Eric Zane on the Eric Zane show.

There's also a website people can go to. Chip, EricZaneShow.com. Thank you, Carl, and all the usual spots for free podcast and Patreon. And of course, watch Eric, myself, and Christian, on Tuesday, the 15th, as we'll be debuting, who are these broadcasters? And I believe that's gonna be its usual slot,

weekly slot there, on the who are these podcasts, YouTube channel. So Eric, thank you so much for your time, buddy. I appreciate it. Carl, it's always a pleasure you guys are great, and I thank you for the opportunity. I thank you, buddy. He's such a pro this guy. Such a pro. Love it. Now let's go to someone who's not as much of a pro. Christian Blatt, thank you so much for coming

on the show today. I literally had nothing else to do. I was so happy that you last. And you were surfing at 538 out. I did pop. I was going to mention that I did pop on. Don't you don't it's surfing it to 530. So it's been a long day of podcasting, but I do have my own podcast. If you don't get enough of me, it is called the black cast, B-L-A-D-T-C-A-S-T. And if you want

a real review of the machine with Burke-Krysher, look for episode 545, Cardiff and I did that. And then in our most recent episode, we reviewed Oppenheimer, and then we got a visit from Tuky, and one of my co-hosts had absolutely no idea what to make of Tuky, and it was actually kind of great. So you can find me in those places. All right. Very good. Thank you, Crescendo, and I'm looking forward to doing our debut

of where these broadcasters with Eric on Tuesday, the 50. Yeah, I got to start looking for clips because we used all the ones I have. So I got nothing. Yeah, no more Mike Kelta on this show that we're doing. Well, it's dry. All right. Very good. Thanks, guys.

Thanks so much for for hopping on. Please, buddy, joins again next time. It might be the episode we find out what's up for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every pony. Party in the must-visse of Morning Radio. And now the show is cold right now. Hmm.

Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job. Internet news with Lucy Titebox. From Patreon, do you look comments on our latest bonus? Another excellent show, fellas. KB wishes he could do a show

other than yelling, heck, solo nice. Susanna was a think to stay married to SJ as long as she did. He never made a single effort towards anything in his life. Why should he make an effort towards his marriage? SJ's bragging about playboy playmates, threesomes, and horn dog ways. I hope that she cleaned him out in the divorce. And judging from his current life, she absolutely did. Deang Lizard? Carl? When will you learn that Suttering John is always right? He will yell his version of the truth louder, so he's winning. I can't understand how Carl keeps stealing John's fame and money, and everyone just ignores it and supports this wood paneling

having club-footed, beer-sippin, childless hack. J. Horvath? John's famously doesn't like cheese, in addition to fish. My guess is that he has the palette of a seven-year-old and refuses to try anything he has a need in before. Average cracker opines, Husey is hilarious. Nobody can say different. Silence do good, Husey sucks. Principal done certainty, Husey, sweet.

I started out not a fan, but he's worn me down like a childhood rate-thus. From Facebook, Publum Ezra writes, Wow, Joey C is a runaway freight train. Thank God Tuky and Cardiff were there to give some levity. Jeff Doneyak, almost as bad as Ray DeVito. Thank God for the dabble muppets. Richard Craneum, is he trying to be the next Geno Bisconti? Josiah Pitchforth, his blithering guinea is so exalston. Shane Turner, two potatoes a muppet and an onion in the top right. Travis Wilson, weird.

Usually that guy seems so normal and lucid. Dan J. Morris has sad news. Kaby just said Carl is done. Shut it down guys, it's over. Paul Climes, it's been a good run boys. Nice knowing ya. Nathan Steen, damn it! Well, it's been real y Climes. It's been a good run, boys. Nice knowing you. Nathan Steen. Damn it. Well, it's been really all.

Carl Cross. Oh, guess I'll have to watch his podcast. Not. Scott Stevens. Whoa. Easy there, 1990. And Brett Purdy plays us out with. A few examples of things John has stolen from Howard's playbook. Number one, asking female guests, sex questions. B. Messing up names to make it look like the person they're talking about isn't that important. 3. Claiming to have a small penis.

D. Claiming they have OCD. Number 5. Claiming to be a broadcaster. Number 6. Pronouncing human as human. G. Being extremely cheap.

8. Narc narcissism. Nine, claims to be a fan of music. J grew up with a rough childhood. Father treated him like shit. Eleven, failed marriage, three kids, and finally, number 12, fake liberal. This is a small sample.

Feel free to add more. It's a pretty good list. Can't argue with any of those. I know us. Mary Beth, welcome back to the program. Yes. It's a pretty good list. Can't argue with any of those. I know. Mary Beth, welcome back to the program. Yes. Do you have any reviews that you can read for us?

I do. I do. I have a couple here. And can you remind Vic that I haven't run all of our review girls off the show? Yeah. Yeah. I know of.

Thank you, Karen. Okay. This one is called Glory Days. It's time to get over the Glory Days. Carl is clearly obsessed with Stuttering John and the rest of the hosts are forced to suffer. Carl, the 1990s are over and it's time to move on. They are. You were done with the 90s. Is that any one star review, Marybeth?

Yes. Sounded like it. Is that any one star review, Marybeth? Yes. Sounded like it. Ah. Love it. I mean, I was gonna ask if you guys wanted to go see Smashmouth with me next weekend. So I don't know what they're talking about about the 90s being over. I'll go see collective soul if we can get backstage.

I think you have somebody in your cell phone who might be able to help you. Yes, I think so. So I did quit, Suddory Johnny. He couldn't quit me. I was running back here for a record. All right. I remember the 90s. Yes, you do. See, Cardiff doesn't show what the 90s, because that's back when he was a professional baseball player.

He likes to rub it in the room. It's face. Yes. How good he was. The good old days. Yeah. Glory days. Oh, someone sent me the clip.

I was going to play it on the show. I'll have to play it next time. The clip of John calling you out for that actually being a professional baseball player for the pirates. I won't talk anymore about it. It's really funny. What else you got, Mary Beth? All right, I got one more and it's pretty long. So please forgive my reading, but I'm going to try. It's called Orwellian Double Speak. This podcast is hosted by a mouth-free their named Carl who grew up in Spencer Port with club feet yet somehow skateboarded. He also has jacked up teeth, adeviated septum, Apache beard, and a questionable hairline. Carl is married to Jenny Jingles, a hairdresser singer who likes to play rock band.

Carl loves wean and weezer, lives in a cold climate, yet plays 60s instrumental surf, surf rock while dressed up like a nerd. He loves to drink estrogenic beers while watching football, hockey, and baseball, boring. Carl, after working at a bombs world and a bombs world, yeah, ebombs world. Okay. And owning a marketing agency where he would take dumps at on the reg. All right. This is the first lie. So has done so well. He bought a house in Florida to live close to Stuttering John, everybody. He bought a house in Florida to live close to Stuttering John everybody

Carl loves cashless biosecurity track and trace database Hunger games society yet he claims to be a libertarian. I hope his mother-in-law Mother in live has time to listen to all of Carl's for podcasts and endless appearances on other podcasts. Most important of all, Carl hates when podcasts host talk about their personal lives. All right, so I just want to say to my brother who obviously wrote that review that is that completely accurate. There's a few things I saw you see what this person is doing Mary Beth is that the end of the review yep it's got to be a five star they know that watch about me right

so three stars what's the point it's just hundreds of episodes of my podcast to piece all that together I get three stars all right well it's better than one right well least you know it's an honest review it right? Well, at least you know what's an honest review. It does sound very honest, that review. You know what, fuck it. No more podcasts, reviews, no more clips. I'm just gonna tell you about my day.

Yeah. That's the new show for Matt. Read from your diary. Yeah, I'll just read from my diary. I'll tell you everything I did the day before. We'll just do it that way. You win. You win reviewer guy.

So let's check out some some some voicemails. Call you fucked us. You fucked us bad. I woke up Sunday and I read the description which I usually don't do and it's like, hey, returning guest or returning whatever. You made it sound like somebody important was fucking coming on. and then it's a big and then she has even hang around. I Speak for everybody when I say that we thought it was gonna be crows. Oh, I second. Which is it? Were you disappointed that Vic was odd or you disappointed that she left? Because it can't be both, right? It's a god damn it. It's big. Oh, we're in the go. Uh-huh And if you hear the bathroom fan in the background, fuck you. I didn't care enough

to try to make this quality good because you didn't care enough to give us a good enough person to fuck yourself. It's actually better than most voice fails. Yeah, I know, I just had a great It's pretty good. Anyway, everyone's excited that Vick came back as you could tell this guy's very excited I'm looking forward from round two between you and Stucco the turd vs the nerd The simp vs again Not bad first to cut And now the return of Victoria Man she's still salty huh must be all that seam and she's in swallowing

Fucking bought a face is back man she still salty huh must feel that seamen she's been swallowing uh... fucking bottom faces back the the shadow prep boy where you at how much a boy i'll let's be nice to uh... to vick we wanted to come back again some day oh this is a good idea for a show that we could do a carls key for Montana

uh... so that's not on some of the podcast uh... i was just wondering when the format Switch from who are these podcasts to uh who are these hores Anyway, come to us Who are these horrors? That's not bad W-A-T-W coming at you Just all the different podcasts about only fans girls We just talk about chlamydia and green discharge and never gets old.

Oh, my guy agree with my. Read your own medical records on the air. All right. Oh, the olipologist podcast is killing it with trucker Andy for not checking that out. Carla, I've been loving the latest episodes. I demand more Lizzo content. We need to figure out a way. I don't know if she has a podcast or a friend has a podcast.

There's got to be a way that you can dedicate at least a half an episode to Lizzo. And also let no trucker Andy know that I really appreciate the ol' apologies podcast. I never thought I'd see the day where I laughed at a morning soup rate. David Doverick is a fucking psychopath. Anyway, I'll get back. I agree on the Lizzo side of things. I've now listened to the third podcast that my buddy Tim Dylan has done about Lizzo. He was on Joe Rogan talking about it and I can't get enough.

This lawsuit is bonkers and as Dillon has brought up many times, she's somehow made a profession that never existed before, fat backup dancer. So you got these fat backup dancers who are like, she's working us really hard. I'm very tired. It's like, well, yeah, you're a fat. You're not supposed to be a backup dancer

touring around the country. That's not what fat people do. Of course, that's not going to work. But if they get in shape, they're going to get fired. Correct. Correct. The Tim Dill is not supposed to repeat them. But Lizzo and her response said,

it doesn't matter what anyone's weight becomes. I would never fire them for being too fat. It's like, you can get me too fat to be a backup dancer. There's got to be a number where you're too fat to be a backup dancer there's got to be a number or you're too fat to be a backup dancer. Anyway, that old thing is. Yeah, right. That's the number.

It's Paul, you know. Hey, Carl, it's Keith and Montana. I was calling about that whole thing with the brink of sanity, the whole negative-erst thing. And in Montana, we do more than just cows dipping. Some of us can be nerdy a little bit. And I think that whole negative-erst thing has something to do with Sailor Moon. And before you judge me about like dude washing Sailor Moon, just remember I was a teenager who was getting erections at one time.

So just keep that in mind before you think I'm just some over-nerred watching girl cartoon. I do not want to think about your erections when you were a teenager. Bye. Bye. Did you know that, Mary Beth, that nega versus a sailor moon reference? No. Good. I don't feel as bad now. That was a task. I think he had a great argument though. He's like, don't be mad that I watched Girl's Shows. I was jerking off to them, okay? Yeah. Isn't Sailor Moon a cartoon?

Yes, it is. It's jerking off to cartoons. He's just like, I mean, we were all kids at once, right? Weird. She does wear a really short skirt, so you know, she's kind of asking for him to be a star. You're one of them. Yeah.

You're one of them, Christian. You're one of them. Christian. All right. This is he. I always like when we get celebrities calling into the show. This is the gay guy from Trisha Paites' podcast. Just Trisha. Calling into the show.

This is that gay guy from Trisha Paites' podcast. To deceiting you all, to stop making fun of her for being a former prostitute. You should all be so lucky to have had retained her services at some point. They produce a Call me Make him it up He just played hard to get you got this yeah shots at tequila. We'll talk yeah, right Maybe he's going through a break up. Maybe he's getting a little drunk. Yeah, it's ways to make this happen All right, hey Carl. This is Joey Yeah, Joey S.

That's the name that's real. I'm Italian as well. I want to do a Zoom show where I talk about comic books, but not like the TV shows and the movies that everyone likes. You know, the things that nobody reads except for me. I want to talk about those. I want you to coach me in how to do that podcast. I want to eat up like two hours of your day while a potato and a green cum sock

make fun of me. And I promise I will ramble. I promise I will not listen to you. And I promise I will sound like I am mentally ill. Don't call me back. Alright Joey, I guess you're on. Can't say no to that. That sounds like a great idea. I don't know if you remember Cardiff when I was talking to Joey see, I was asking him, what do you want to do?

You know, you venture into this dabble verse. You obviously, you have a show, you're trying to get something going. What do you want to do? And he had three ideas for shows. And two of them were decent, because he's been to federal prison, and he knows a bunch of prisoners, and he wanted to bring on prisoners,

and interview them about maybe the crimes or their time behind bars, and all these guys, I'm like, oh, people love that shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's great. And then he also has... Chris, Chris, by the way, especially wants to hear about the time behind bars.

That's what he's been... That's what he's been to, yeah. And then he also has all these guys, he knows from the mob from Chicago And he wants to have those guys on telling their old war stories about the mafia my god people love that shit That sounds great and then his other idea was he used to do the laundry for mind like baseball teams And he's like I got some stories like no No one gets a shit about the guy who did laundry for the visiting team of them and that shit really stands equals jockstrap

laundry for the visiting team of some of that shit really stank equals jockstrap Yeah, right. I know I know that my reigns had shit stains on everything literally everything What it when a tip reigns at porous so I Explained you I go no one's gonna tune into that he goes wow hilarious You know the fuck you He goes he goes no kind of understand guys that has to come, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I would assume Joey see we'll also take care of night. Everyone's listening to me, obviously. Cardiff was like, should I start a show about the 90s? I'm like, no, who gives a shit about the 90s? He's like, all right, I'm doing it.

Hey, no, we're never gonna last you. I know. To what I want. All right, so Cardiff, yes and is how this show works. No, never. No, never, no, never. This is why viti hates working with you you know that right you're real problems again well Carl is Ronnie and Syracuse you should cut my job sir oh no after all these years of being a supporter on

supercast and enjoying all these phone and several soads including easy for I have finally both with my sides from laughing so that when I drink it pours out in a little little like a watering can. And more importantly, I have left my ass off. Oh no. My job requires me to sit down while I drive. Just one. I can no longer do that, Carl. I can't even wear pants without stuffing on the straw

Thanks a lot Carl. Don't call me back There are side effects of this show. I probably should point that out more often. I think that was a farcical call He did use a code word from a known radio personality He's out to offer this one All right, so mr. Magenta called in because remember this guy called in and said he didn't like Mr. Regenta's songs. So I think Mr. Magenta took this one to heart and he's got a response. Hey Carl, it's Mr. Magenta and I just wanted to respond to the voice mail from the last episode that gave me a mother fucky.

I only played played out song. Last one I did was scuttering John's, I'll talk my way out of it. That song is so not played out it was never played in. That's a mention there was no auto tune on that. So either I'm getting to be a better singer and you couldn't tell the difference or you didn't listen to it. Which is impossible because I read the Reddit and nobody skips the parody song. You know, actually we're going to tone down on the auto tune a little bit after that get ready for share mother fucker yeah all right mr. magenta keep up the great work don't listen to a single voice-mower they're

always dumb all of them are dumb except for this guy right here hey you know I think we can all admit we lost the threat a little bit you're doing drama right now on creep off and uh... while it's fun it's i love the drama i love the boomer drama it's the best but like man

i was thinking like uh... i need another tedious crossover. That's what I want. That's what I'm walking for. Those were some of the best episodes for real. Those are some of the funniest fucking episodes. You and Dick have a dynamic that is great. You're doing shows with all these other guys.

Honestly, you should look at Dick and like, graph Dick firmly. You should uh, we talk to dick and like you know Graph dick firmly. I'm not gay close to you You know Try to profit off of that I don't know I'm saying. I thought that I tried to be funny I'm not funny man But at least I'm fucking humble enough. I'm probably the most humble person on earth. That's pretty funny. Okay. I'll take him on. I don't give a fuck but stop writing me letters. So my buddy dick his name is dick, but dick also is like a penis

So when he was trying to say is like grab a dick reach for some reach for some dick. Yeah, and then squeeze it real hard. I think he tried to do like a double entendre. Kind of thing. It's pretty clever. Pretty clever stuff. He also sounds like somebody who's gonna love who are these broadcasters, premiering Tuesday. That's right. August 15th at 3PM Eastern, New and Pacific.

On the who are these podcasts, YouTube channel? Maybe featuring Dick. Who knows what's gonna happen? I'm happy to hear that Carl has started another show before the creep off roast video has seen the light of day. Thank you Carl. Thank you. I have the SD cards. You have the SD cards for a year or the right year.

I have all the video. I just got to get this pulled together. I own things too. Jesus Christ. I feel like I'm gonna get on my video again. You're making it rain cards like fucking Zoom on. Zoom on. I got this as he got that as he careful with that. Careful with that. That's broken shit. There goes the roast. Yeah. Last one. Now you don't have to do. Hey, Carl, check iTunes. There's some new reviews. Since Wednesday, iTunes reviews. Get on it. Review, girl. So it sounds like that guy is the guy who left a review for us on Apple. There's a guy who is collecting all the reviews and putting them on a Google sheet for us. Did you get that Mary Beth?

Yeah, I was using it actually. That is awesome and I want to give the person credit and I'm blanking out with their name as so I shouldn't have brought it up But I'll give them credit next time for sure. I need to show it out. I think it's Coleman But there's other Coleman's I wasn't sure. You got a shout out there Carden I need to shut out check on other coalman's I wasn't sure. You got a shout out there, Carter. I need to shut out. Check on Davelers not. I'm checking my Twitter. Kenneth Auto has set up a GoFundMe. Go check it out Davelers support. Even if it's to spite John. Go and give Kenneth Auto some money recovering from cancer. Very good. We'll definitely check that out. Thank you, Cardiff. Cardiff, Christian, Chris, Mary Bath, Thank you, Cardiff. Cardiff, Christian, Chris, Mary Beth, love you all.

Thank you so much for being part of the show today. And with that. Arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, rrrr rrrr rrrr rrrr rrrr I'm here but good bye That was a great episode, that was really great Okay, fucks Guess what? The episode's over Go fuck yourselves, have a good week Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE