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215 - Jo Gowda, Jack Knight and Cale Donadelli

October 26, 20260 comments♥ 0
00:08 Welcome to Who New with Matt Stewart, the show, where the guest's right, the wrong hands. I'm the titular of Matt Stewart, my co-host slash scorer this week, is founder and head honcho of the Good Chat Comedy Club. It's Kale. Donadelli, welcome, Kale. Pulisans at home. Kail's over in the soundproof booth at the back of the audience. Kail, how are you doing?
00:33 I'm doing great, Matt. Yourself. Really good. Who have we got playing tonight, Kail? Matt, we, our first guest you may know from the Melbourne Comedy Fest, Asian All-Stars Gala or Channel Tense, have you being paying attention, please put your hands together, make some noise for Joe Gowder.
00:57 Hello, Joe. Hello, Brisbane. Oh, my name's Matt. Okay. Well, I have to acknowledge my people first time. Brisbaneian, you know? Yeah, you're the king up here. Is that right?
01:10 Damn straight. Yeah. Cail, who else do we go playing tonight? Our second guest this week has cemented himself early into cult comedian status and has admired amongst his peers as one of Australian comedy's most unique. emerging voices put your hands together make some noise for jack what do you think about that jack yeah well no accolades no no no no you may have seen ons no no i copped unique which is in industry slang for fucking freak that's i is a real unique fellow fuck it out that's that's that's
01:55 that's code for we're getting a grant for him being here that's i'm afraid Yeah. If you've got any problems with that, talk to you whoever wrote your official bio. Well, I didn't. I'm not that literate. All right, so two first-time guests. Please make them welcome.
02:17 Go on, Jack. So the way this show works is ask a relatively obscure trivia question. Our contestants have to write a convincing fake answer. I then read their answers out as well as the real one. And I have to guess which one is correct. And the first question comes from listener, Emmy White from Tallahassellah. in Florida.
02:35 And the question is, Straza Pretti is a type of pasta. What is its English translation? What does the Italian term Strazzapretti mean? Does that making sense? Your ugly cousin, she's a not so prater. Joe, that would have been really good.
02:54 If that's the one you're burning in your process, then I'm so excited to see what you submit. Because that was fantastic. I have a lot of money cousins, so, yeah. And you send it over to Kail and then via the power of the internet, that comes back to me. Is that all making sense? Yeah. While you're writing that, I can explain how the scoring works.
03:19 Jack, have you already submitted? Yeah. Two very different paces of play here. There's points for getting it in first, surely. There's going to be, I'm fucking, I'm quick on the draw here. Yeah. If this was the sort of game I'm normally playing, Joe's had to be blown clean off the fucking shoulders.
03:38 You'd be dead. Yeah, okay. So this is the way the scoring works, because I'm also playing as a house, and I've put in two of my own fake answer each question. So each of us can score up to two points per round. If your answer is guessed, you get a point. If you get the correct answer, you also get a point.
03:56 But in the final round, to even things up, because it does seem to be a bit weird to invite people into a game. that I win all the time. So I give the guests triple points in the final round and I do not get those as the house. And by the way, our questions,
04:09 most of them anyway come from our great Patreon support. Is any Patreon's in tonight? So I don't know what I was expecting. That was pretty good. The real question is... There was some in. The real question is where were you going with it? Well, I was sort of like if you didn't woo,
04:26 I can show you a QR code and we can lock you in today. Yeah, if you want us on up, you can go to patreon.com slash 2G1Pod, linked in the show notes. But the answers are in for question number one. Strazzapretti is a type of pasta. What is its English translation? Here are your options.
04:45 The last batch of pasta. Rejected cow. Fat little boy, pastor. Beautifully furious or priest strangler? Okay. Joe. Are any of those jumping out at you? Can I hear them again, please?
05:05 Sure can. Last batch? Rejected cow. Fat little boy? Beautifully furious. Or priest strangler? I'm going to go with something poetic. Yep.
05:19 Beautifully furious. Oh, that is very poetic. Yeah. Whoever wrote that, whether it be Italians or one of us. Maybe it was Caleb Donnelly himself. No one? He's from Prussapine. I'm as Italian as a dim-simmer to truck stop
05:37 I'd never even connected Donnelly is a very Italian name And that's where it ends Yeah, that's it That is pretty much it Okay No, I don't mean to speck for you But I am right
05:57 Okay So I'm locking in Joe for beautifully furious. You can choose the same or go your own way. Well, it wouldn't be pre-strangler on a can of, they'd never touched them and they did heaps bad. They had to do
06:13 quite a lot wrong before we got them. I think it's last batch. Last batch. Because that's the only thing, I think, the Italians are counting. How much pastor is left? They'd have a word for that.
06:28 All right, here's the answer. Fat little boy. That was Jack. They love fat little boys. They do. They love them. I don't. Especially the priests.
06:48 They love them. They love them. Now, this, edit this out, Connor. Connor's the editor. When I say that one of our guests wrote the answer, can you just applaud them? It just feels a little nicer. I'm not.
07:04 No judgment. And I think Jack will probably fucking hate it. And now it feels pretty disingenuous. Especially now that I've asked for it. But if that's okay, up to you. This is like when the teacher... This is like when the teacher asks if someone can be this guy's friend. That's exactly...
07:22 I know this guy's a fucking task. But if one of you's could push him down the slide, you know, just... Jack, that's exactly how I intended it. A participation ribbon. You're like, well, thanks for showing up. Now, rejected cow. That was written by Emmy, the question writer.
07:43 Is Emmy in here? No, Amy, you know what? You could have poured Emmy. She's probably listening. Fucking hell. Do you not like being told what to do up here. Now, what else did we have? We had last batch.
08:02 Now, that is what Jack went for. That was Joe. So I'll point for Joe there, Cail. Joe went for beautifully furious. Oh, that was from the fantastic writing of the house. I'm a poet. No, no, don't know. Don't do it for me.
08:23 No, really good job, mate. Wow. We were just all so proud of you and how far you've come. You know, we just never thought you'd make much of yourself. And it's just awesome to see you fly. Now if anyone has done the sums here That means the correct answer is priest strangler Wow
08:45 It would have been better if they'd actually done it Instead of just making a pasta Do we have a picture of the said pasta? No? Oh I can meet now I can show you one Did the house go that far? It just looks like a little squiggly pasta to be honest I don't think
09:02 Look you'll be disappointed to see it So we'll save that for later Now, question two comes from Francis Ready from Melbourne. Kael asked for a score update in a second, but just to give you the elements of the score, Joe got one point and I got one point, if you could add that up and I'll check in with you in a moment. Is there even a price?
09:25 Respect. I wouldn't be promising that. This is iron chef rules again. Just happy to be here. Question two. comes from Francis Reddy from Melbourne, and the question is, oh, it just wants you to come up with a species of fish. You don't have to describe it or anything, just the name of a fish species.
09:47 Oh, wow. Okay. And while you're coming up with those answers, I can talk a bit more about this past. The true Italian writes, the history of this pastor and its name is strongly connected to the political history of the country. Its origin state back to the domination of the region, Emilia Romana by the papal state. According to one of the most popular legends, this dish originated from the custom of the church to collect,
10:11 along with huge taxes, all the eggs produced by the peasants, leaving them with only water, salt and flour. Therefore, people used to consume this form of pastor while thinking about the rich priests in not very friendly terms. Another possible origin of this name is the very shape of the Strazopredi, which is slightly elongated, hand-rolled forms of pastor, making the swallowing a little complicated, and the reputation of the priests' gluttony made common as think they could choke while voraciously eating their abundant meals. So they're just like making this past a dream and about priests choking on it. Finally, another story suggests the name to the action of choking the dough strips that is necessary to give them their characteristic shape,
10:58 or to the habit of the Romagna women of inviting priests for lunch, making their husbands wish to see their guests choke. There's no way choking the dough is not a euphemism. I'd be fair, yeah, well I've spent at home all day choking the dough with the priest. I'd fucking want him dead too.
11:21 All right, the answer to for question number two. Which of these are real species of fish? Small tube yellow blubber. Gray glob-bodied grunter. Thick lip rassy. Rass, Phineas Dribbler or Harry Hotlips. All right. Who went first last time?
11:44 I think you did, Joe. Yeah, Jack, what do you reckon? I don't think it's a real fish, but Harry Hotlips sounds like a man who does fish. Like a real Rex Hunt-esque character, but with serious allegations. Being levelled against him by the maritime body. What are our other options? Finius dribbler, thick-lipped. Rass? Rassy?
12:11 Gray, glob-bodied gruntor. I think grunter is a real type of fish. So is rassy? I've never said it out loud before. I don't think that's how you say it. No, I don't think it is either. W-R-A-S-S-E. How did you say that?
12:24 Rass. It's just Rass. It's the E's having a holiday. Yeah. Yeah. But you have outed yourself. As a, what, a non-fisher? As a non-fisher, yeah, which is criminal in Queensland.
12:35 But... I won't tell you I don't eat them either. I won't tell you. That's all right. I saw what burger you got out back. No, sweet. Yeah, I think the grunter. Grunter?
12:48 Yeah, have a grunt. Have a grunt. All right. There's no way. That's not a euphemism as well, is it? Now, Joe, what do you think? Sorry. Get your mind out the gutter, ma'am.
12:57 The mask slipped there. I apologise for that. So you went with a grunter, didn't you? Yes, I'm grunting. Jack, the poster boy of BCF, who would have thought, you know? All right, I'm going with the RAS. RAS. RAS.
13:15 Yes, that's how I have always pronounced it. He's a big rass guy, this guy. It's crazy how many unnecessary letters are in that word. Welcome to my life and trying to understand English. In fairness, that's what you get for letting the fishermen name anything. Grip of the English language is not to be envied. All right. This is who wrote the answer.
13:41 Small tube yellow blubber. That was Joe. Finius dribbler was the house. Gray glob-bodied grunter. Now Jack went for that. I'm afraid that was also the house. When did you get to have two? Now we're just changing the fucking rules.
14:00 This is dog shit. Halfway through the game, you've thrown the ball at a secret third hoop. You said, actually, we're playing triple basketball. Sorry, I didn't let you know earlier. You fucking rat. So a point there for the house. Don't you write that point down, Kale? He doesn't know where you live, I do.
14:31 Don't write that point down. That doesn't count. Joe went for thick lip wrasse. And that was Jack. Jack's on the board. That point does count. Maybe write that down twice. That means the correct answer is Harry Hotlips.
14:55 That's hectic. It's a beautiful name. Boy or girl, I reckon. So point there for the house, a point for Jack. As we come up to question number three, which is by a Brisbaneite, is Bruce Kelso in? Don't worry about it. Bruce's question is,
15:14 I just saw the name tag on this empty front row. table. Bruce. Bruce. Bruce's question is, what was the real name of Dutch World War II Nazi spy Jan Willem Tobrack? So that was his
15:31 stage name, I guess. But what was his real name? A Dutch Nazi spy? A Nazi had a stage net? What the fuck? Yeah. I guess maybe cover name is more accurate. Right, right. So he's Dutch.
15:48 What was his cover name? His cover name was Jan Willem Tobrack. Okay. While you're writing her answers. Oh, Kyle, do you want to give us a score update after two rounds? I can, mate. We've got Jack Knight bringing up the rear on one. They will not applaud you, Jack.
16:05 I'm enough to say it. I think I might have to say it every time. No, but they have been laughing and that's all I give a shit about. With or at doesn't matter. Also, bringing up the rear doesn't count when there's two. people on the same score, Kale. Why am I in the rear? You just, uh, show.
16:24 Yeah, Joe Gowder is also on one, but... Oh, yeah, good. And the house leads on two. I thought we didn't count one of them. That's bullshit. Boom! You count everything, Gaudy. I'm going to turn them against you.
16:43 I think, yeah, I think that happened a lot easier than maybe I would have hoped. I could tell the list is a bit more about. Harry Hotlips as well. This is kind of wiki. It's a species of marine rayfin fish that is native to the Western Pacific and Indian oceans. Its range stretches along the eastern coast of Africa, from Kenya to South Africa, and along the southern coast of Asia, into the Pacific as far east as Polynesia. These hotlips get around. They go as far north as the Ryukyu Islands of southern Japan and south to Australia. Oh, we might have some amongst us today. Now this is going to shock you.
17:23 It gets its name from its fleshy lips. Which become grossly swollen with age. They're like, do you need to say grossly? Crazy that the fish got Botox first. They beat us to it. All right. Answers are in for question number three. What was the real name of Dutch World War II Nazi spy Jan Willem Tobrack?
17:47 Here are your options. Jan Spion Engel Bertus Fucking Vierig van van der Vinkle Thun van Dikdyk Or Hands where I can see them
18:16 That's good All right Joe We're back to you Can I hear the wonderful options again, please? Yes, Jan Spion, Engelbertus fucking, Vurek Van Van de Vinkle, Thun van Dijkdyke, or hands where I can see them. I'm going to go with Van Van de Winkle,
18:42 which is, you know, rude to make an Indian person with so many V's in it, fucking Van de Wend Winkle, yeah. I'll lock it in. I mean, I saw you last night, your set, and you mentioned Vigamite a lot. It seemed like you loved the V. Did I get it right? Did you actually hear my set if you think that I like We? No, I...
19:08 V. The Vegeme. Yeah, Vegemine. I'm talking about the letter V. Yes. I don't know. I don't know. I was trying to build up some rapport there.
19:19 This is Green Room Bander, by the way. This is how interesting is out of the back. Oh, yes. I just said a few words so would be. I think you were just trying to insinuate you listen to a woman to score a point. The listeners are the show now I'm a big feminist.
19:37 I don't need to be patted on the back but it'd be nice if I was. Wait, what are we doing? Oh, here's the right. The answers. No, Jack has an answer yet. The disrespect. First he starts putting two answers in the bucket
19:57 and he's skipping my turns. You're scared of me. For a second, I was like, what's Jack doing here? Oh, that's right. That's right. He's playing the game. Do you want to look in an answer? Number two.
20:13 Number two, Engelbert is fucking? No, no, that's not what, the order you read them in. It was. Nah, fine. Jan Spine, Engelbert is fucking. Yeah, lock in Engelsbert as fucking. All right. Here's the answer.
20:32 Thun Van Dijkdyke, that was Joe. Hands where I can see them was the house. Jan Spine, that was Bruce, okay, the house. All he deserved for not rocking up today. Now, Joe went for Virick Van Van Van de Vinkle. That was Jan. Wow. Get another point.
21:00 I targeted your love of long names. Well known love for long names. I threw two vans in there. That should have been a clear. No self-respecting Dutchman's got two vans. That's biblical greed. And that means Jack is also correct. It is Engelbert's fucking.
21:24 Wow. Wow. Yep. Who's fucking now? So the full two points there for Jack that round. Thank you, Kail. I'll check in with a score update after I ask question number four, which comes from Sophie Morris from Okinawa in Japan.
21:43 The question is, what is the name of the band who released the number one song of 2024 in Japan, Bling Bang Bang Born? So you've just got to come up with the name of a Japanese band who had a big hit song in 2004 with Bling Bang Bang Bang Born. Which honestly, we would have made a pretty good question in itself. I need you to understand how stressful this is to answer. This is so, so stressful.
22:14 I'm sweating like a pig. What was the song, Bling Bling Blank? Bling Bang Bang Born. Bling Bang Bang Born. Number one song for the whole year. It was a hit. While you're writing your answers, here's more info about Engelbert as fucking. Bruce writes,
22:36 Once the Allies had cracked the enigma codes, nearly all Nazi spies arriving in the UK were quickly discovered and imprisoned. Fakin, however, was able to keep his identity secret for several months before tragically dying by suicide in an air raid shelter. Tragic, question mark? He was a Nazi spy, after all. Bruce finishes by saying, disgust. On you, Bruce.
23:02 Kael, any thoughts on that? I have none. Yep, actually, Matt. Can I get a score update? You can. Joe, on one. The House on two. Which means Jack Knight is leading on three.
23:27 It's not bringing up the rear when she's last, is it? What's up at? I chose my words carefully, don't you? No. You're still writing your answers. Let's go for a quick break. All right, we're back. We're back and the answers are in. Four.
23:48 Question number four. What is the name of the band who released the number one song of Japan in the year 2024? The song was called Bling Bang Bang Bjorn. Of course. That was the Swedish. Cover of it.
24:05 All right. Here are your options. Techno Godzilla. Creepy nuts. Shi yo and the boss bitches Respectful bow and the whalers Or Okanami boys Bang bang bang
24:23 Alright Jack I think we're back to you Got any thoughts there I haven't had one yet What were those options There's Techno Godzilla Creepy nuts Shee yo and the boss bitches Respectful bow and the whalers
24:42 or Okanami boys, bang, bang, bang. Lock in number two. Creepy nuts? Hey, you choose what you know, hey, Jack. You choose what you've met recently. Yeah, fuck it, lock it in. All right, locked in. Number two hasn't done me wrong yet.
25:09 All right, Joe, any thoughts there? I'm going to go with, was it she-e-o and the boss bitches? She-O and the boss-bitches. Yeah, let's do that. All right, locked in. Here is who wrote the house. answers. Okanami boys, bang, bang, bang.
25:23 That was Joe. Can you talk us through the process? I think it's fantastic. I just want to know where you get your ideas from. I don't know. It just screamed at me. Right? And bling, blank, blong, obviously added to the bang, bang, bang. I think that's their thing. They're like ISIS, you know.
25:51 Did I also have ever hit? song in 2024. They did have a pretty good magazine. But they did location. I do they? They did. I can't believe I have to defend this. We all knew.
26:08 He knows too much, Jack. That's a problem. Oh, God forgive, you know a little bit about ISIS. Can't a white boy be rand? Techno Godzilla was written by Sophie, a.k. The House.
26:31 Now, respectful bow and the Whalers. That was Jack. Really good stuff. Thank you. A bit of Bob Marley, right? That was the idea. Why don't you tell us? No, they just love whaling.
26:46 Well, I thought that might have been the second part. That's part of it, yeah. And respectful bear. Where'd you get that? I'm sushi train. Notice the culture. He knows more about ISIS than he knows about the Japanese. Let me tell you that much. I know a fair bit, but I'm not.
27:07 I'm not going to get into it. Not after what they did to my great-grandfather. Oh, yeah. Everybody sort of forgot, but... Yeah, okay, yeah. Yep, no, great PR since. Good on them. Joe went for she and the boss bitches. That was the house.
27:38 Feminist, right, well they. Now, that means that once again, Jack is correct. It is creepy nuts. That's some bullshit. They're this huge band over there. They have said that if they knew they were going to be big, they would have picked a different name. Okay, Kael, that means Jack gets another point there.
28:12 The house gets another point. And let's move on to the penultimate question here. This comes from Saraj from Macau. And the question is, why was the Cheshire Zoo in the news this year? Why was the Cheshire Zoo in the news this year? Assume that's, I think that's Cheshire in the UK. Why was the Cheshire Zoo in the news this year? While you're writing your answers, here's some more info about creepy nuts.
28:38 It's a band. So if you're right, creepy nuts was created by two members, DJ Matsunaga and Ah Shite. The latter of which translates to R-rated. Any Japanese speakers in? No. Well, then my pronunciation was spot on. The name was chosen jokingly, as the duo
29:00 initially thought, they would not be successful. They met as teenagers in Osaka at an event for young rappers and DJs. That's not how you say DJs, isn't it? DJs. I'm sounding like I've never spoken before. While they've been popular in Japan for a long time, They've risen to global fame
29:21 through providing music for numerous anime including Mashel, Magic and Muscles, and Dandadan. Any Dandadam heads in? Is that a real thing then? Yeah. That's a pretty big one, I think. Dandadan? Yeah.
29:38 And is that how you say it? Yeah. Sick. That feels really good. It's fun to say, too. It's good to get one on the board, isn't it? I've said a lot of words to them. that I finally nailed one.
29:54 All right. The answers are in for question number five. Why was the Cheshire Zoo in the news just this year? Here are your options. Warner Brothers sued them over their slogan, Come Watch Animals. Do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel. A YouTube pranks that was badly beaten by a silverback after entering the guerrilla enclosure dressed as Donkey Kong.
30:27 They caused controversy where, when they advertised their new guided tour of a lion and tiger enclosure as the child predator tour. The monkeys were too sad to throw shit slash jack off. Or finally, a gorilla gave birth to triplets named Bling Bang Boom. Okay, Joe, are we back to you here to go first? Right, yeah. What are you thinking? Do you need to hear anything again?
31:05 Yes, please. How many answers is the house writing, by the way? House rights too. It's been the same since the story. Since the show started today and also 215 episodes ago. Wasn't in the email, mate. It was not in the dossier. I got out back.
31:23 You got an email? He got a dossier, I believe that. I didn't even get invited, technically. I didn't send any emails, Joe, so I don't know who that's from. So you got Warner Brothers sued. Yep. You've got YouTube Prankster was badly beaten. Yep.
31:39 You've got the child predator to her. You've got monkeys were too sad to jack off and shit. Or throw shit. I'm sure they were still doing shit. That'd be pretty grim. Or Gorilla gave birth to triplets. Yeah, okay. I'm going to go with the YouTube guy.
31:58 Got beaten up. Can I guess what Jack must have written? Yes. And if it's right, then can I get a point? I think so. If it is, right? I think it was a child predator or whatever. I think that's it.
32:09 You're suggesting right what you know. Yeah. I see. I say I was brought on to this to be humiliated. By a man in a tight eye shirt. Your first words were making fun of my age, Jackie. You threw the first. Oh, you shouldn't have been so old.
32:35 Oh, me back, me lumber. Grow up. Go for a swim and get some core strength. Oh. What do you reckon? I think, I don't think it's the, I don't think the YouTuber was beaten badly because a silverback would have just murdered him.
32:54 There would be nothing left. He's sort of a fine YouTuber paste. Mr. Beast would be selling him to children as a like a sandwich filling. I, I, but Warner Brothers are notoriously litigious being the corporate dogs they are.
33:14 So I think it's that. Okay. I think that's the house. So if I get that right, I need a point. Okay? You are clutching at straws. All right, here's who wrote the answers. Guerrilla gave birth to triplets,
33:30 name bling bang, boom. That was Joe. The monkeys were too sad to throw shit slack Jack off. Jack did write what he knows. Now, Joe went for the YouTube rancet Franks are getting badly beaten. I'm afraid that was the house. Oh.
33:53 And Jack went for Warner Bros. Sue. I'm afraid that was Saraj. Okay, the house. Meaning the correct answer is the child predator tour. Wow. Yeah. Speechless. I would love to see Chris Hansen pull up a line.
34:14 Were you aware you've been texting a cub? So, Kyle, that means it is both points out around and go to the house. And we're up to the final question. Now, this one comes from Brisbaneites, Ashley Hall and Jordan Salas. You in? That's fine. It's actually fine. Your fans have a very specific amount of interest in you.
34:50 Ashley and Jordan's question is we normally finish with some sort of a plot or synopsis so this would be your longest answer, Joe. It's often a movie synopsis, but in this case it's a video game synopsis and we want to know what the plot synopsis is to the dystopian video game Cruelty Squad. What is the plot to the dystopian video game
35:14 cruelty squad? Isis? Jack, I'm sorry. I think she's talking to you. Oh, God, the dog wizard. Actually, you were too good for ISIS before. But now you need a quick laugh and look who's come crawling back. Welcome to the wheelhouse, buddy.
35:41 All right. And remember, this round's worth triple points. So it's still truly anyone's game. Cail, do you want to give us a score update before we go on that final round? Sure can, mate. Little movement on the scoreboard. None for Joe. She's still on one.
35:55 90 on 4 and the house forges ahead on 5. Ooh, it is tight. It is tight. Anybody's game, Matt? Truly, anyone's game. Thank you so much, Cale. Round of applause for Cale. I'll tell you this.
36:13 Me talking to kale like that is to try to cover for time while they're riding. And they both stop riding and hung on his every word. I'm like, we're just killing time now. There's movement on the scores. None for Joe over there. But there's been movement. Yeah, okay, cool. But I can keep covering
36:31 With some information about this crook zoo And what they do say was an accident This is by the BBC A zoo was blamed a computer error After it advertised a child predator tour online To see its lions and tigers Bosses at Chester Zoo quickly changed the 90 minute bus to his name After it was branded sinister by visitors
36:55 The name blunder was. part of the Cheshire Zoo's ticket promotion to allow visitors to go on a tour showcasing at Samartran Tigers, lions, rhinos and Komodo dragons. The mistake was mocked by the zoo's customers and visitors online. One remarked, this has been cleared by Cheshire Police, seems a bit dangerous. That's funny stuff. Another said staggering. How did this get approved? The private bus tour cost 25 pounds for children. Adult predator tickets were also advertised for 30 pounds. Unilad writes, he didn't stop there,
37:31 as carer predator tour tickets were listed free of charge. Some for the Catholic Church. And a screenshot of the tickets circulated on social media with people in disbelief at the blunder prompting Cheshier Zoo to speak out. A spokesperson told BBC News
37:51 that the error was due to our default naming convention in our system. But it was quickly changed. Taking an X as the tour name went viral, one user penned, quote, they really didn't catch that while typing it out. Another wrote, that is not real. And a third said, they had to know what they were doing there. Another asked, how did that get approved?
38:15 I love what's become of journalism. A fifth simply exclaimed, good God almighty. Now the wording has been changed to child tour. which in the wrong market, that means a similar thing. And an adult tour when users go on the website to buy tickets instead of child and adult predator tickets. All right, the answers are in for our final question. Jack, you'll be so stoked about this.
38:45 Final round, not only do you get triple points, but the house only has one fake answer in there. Right, so the rules are just sort of fluid. That's how it is every week, mate. It's easy to say to a bloke who's not. never listen to an episode. Yeah. All right.
39:06 Final question. What is the plot to the dystopian video game Cruelty Squad? And that's how I always say dystopian. Official records identify you as Slug Bumerson. A low-level cybernetic technician
39:21 living in District 17. But something doesn't add up. Your fingerprints belong to three different people. Medical scans show scars from surgeries that never happened. Most disturbing of all, there are memories in your head that aren't yours. Wow.
39:36 Option one, option two. Where they make kids punish their parents or guardians for making them do chores. Punishments include smearing shit, stabbing them in the eye and hanging them over barbed wires. Just for fun. Hey, we all decompressed in different ways. Option three.
39:58 Cruelty Squad follows M.T. fox trot, a depressed biologically augmented assassin working for a corporate hitman agency. Through advanced medical technology, humans are biologically augmented and largely immortal. Health loss during combat can be regained by eating corpses. The world is bleak and soulless, with organs, human parts and animals traded freely on a dynamic stock market. Or finally, a turn-based RPG where you control various dictators and villains through history such as Pol Pot, Mao and Jimmy Saville.
40:40 Okay. Jack. It's number three. M.T. Foxtrot? It's number three, baby. Locked in. Joe. What do you reckon? Number one for me.
40:52 Number one, fingerprints and all that? Yeah. All right, locked in. This is the most efficient episode of this show I've done in a long time. Normally live shows, I'm sweating so much because I can't shut the guests up. But you're all business, which are like, lock in three. You say efficient, but we started 15 minutes late. That doesn't scream efficiency to me, Mr. Stewart.
41:14 I'm saying we're being efficient. I'm not saying the venue or audience were efficient. No offense to the venue and the hoard stuff. And if I wanted to throw the person under the bus who's actually at blame, I won't do it. Yeah. That's what I thought. I got you back Joe, don't worry about it.
41:45 I'll have you know I know some very powerful graphic designers. All right. Here's who wrote the answers. The one about parents being punished by their kids, by smearing shit and stabbing in the eye, etc. That comes from the sick mind of Joe Gowder. That's what I imagine my daughter will do to me. me, yeah.
42:20 That's what inspired that, guys. Now, the one featuring Pol Pot Mao and Jimmy Saville, that comes from the sick mind of Jack Knight. I've got a degree in games design, and I think that could work. I think you could have sort of ex-com but with Jimmy Saville. And you have Ralph Harris on your team, X the Wobbleboard. Oh, on your team? Yeah, well, yeah, he's...
42:50 You're controlling a team of these fellas. I don't know if you know this about sort of powerful paedophiles, but they tend to form cabals. And send them on missions. Press X to wobble board. You've got a base. Guess where it is. I reckon every second live episode I do in Brisbane does not get released.
43:22 And I think the pattern may continue. Release it, you coward. Joe went for the one about Slug Bumerson having three different people's fingerprints. I'm afraid that was written by Ashley and Jordan the question writer's aka The House. I added the Slug Bumerson bit. There's was a little too believable I thought
43:50 although you still went for it, so fair enough. And that means Jack Knight is correct, it is M.T. Foxtron. and eating corpses, etc. Wow, that is a real game. It is, yeah. Is that it? That's a game you've heard of? I've played it.
44:07 Okay. I've played it. You can play the stock market, maybe. It sounded so stupid. Yeah. But it's good? It's actually quite a good game. It is fucking ugly, though.
44:20 It's horrific to look at. But it is fun. Okay, so I've got some quotes. Apparently it was really well received by critics. Yeah. Jake Tucker from N.E. Me declared it as the most compelling game of the year and gave it five stars out of five. Rock paper, shotguns, Graham Smith dubbed the game's graphics, censorily aggressive.
44:44 Which is such a poetic way to say what you just said. It is tough to look at. And that's the language of a man with an ugly child. He is cushioned that blow something fierce. No, boy, you're fine. fine, you're just a bit much sensually. We just can't look at you for too long.
45:05 Dad, look at me. Please. No, no, you're all, mate. Hey, let's just be with each other. Give us a hug. Come in close. You're sort of a touching sound kind of guy. I look at you when I'm meeting your cops,
45:18 you know what I mean? The kind of father-son relationships where you're like lights off. Yeah, like, yeah. Oh, wait, hang on. Who put that kind of idea in your head? Could it have been all the things we've been talking about so far? It's all right, mate, there's a place for you in my turn-based RPG, so...
45:39 And the last one was James Davenport of PC Gamer, called it some prime existential PC gaming horror. And this is the sort of thing you do for fun, Jack? Oh, yeah. But he'd have bought A-Sysus. What do you reckon I'm doing with my spare time, brother? You know? Like this is,
46:05 this is good stuff for me. Yeah. I would say I've played no less than three games this year that involve organ harvesting and trading. No, no less than three. No more than five. Guys, would you believe he's got a girlfriend? Yeah, and she's really nice and normal.
46:27 The nicest person you've ever made. She is missing half a kidney, but that's not my doing. That's not. I'd like to address that allegation now. Yes. Nothing to do with it. I don't know what kind of black magic he's done on her,
46:40 but, you know, it's like opposites attract. Yeah, everyone says that, but it turns out it's just looks and charm. Turns out. Now, before we get to the final scores with Kail, Jack, for the people in the room and people listening at home, where can people find you? Where would you guide them towards? I'm mostly on Instagram under old 90.
47:00 I don't really have a lot coming up at the minute because it can't be fucked. But generally I'm sort of around. You're a regular here at that good chat comedy club. Train stations. Skips out the back of the shops. You'll see me. I'll see you way before you see me. But you'll see me around.
47:24 See you on a current affair. Joe, I don't think, they'll blow your face. Is that what you're talking about? Joe being on a current affair? No. No. Well, I misunderstood what was going on there. You did?
47:40 Conorated that out to make me seem smarter. Joe, where can people find you? Same Instagram. Yeah, what's my username? Yours underscore Joe King Lee is my name, Joe Gowder, and you'll see me posting silly reels on it all the time. Awesome. Big round of applause for our gas.
48:04 All right, final score check, please, Kail. Joe Gowder on... A solitary one. Yeah, that's one. And it's very tight up the top here. You know that House doesn't get triple points on around? Does House not get triple points? Yeah, that's right.
48:23 Oh, in that case. Has anyone listening to this podcast? The House finishes in second on six points. Which means the winner, bringing it up the rear, is Jack Nye on seven. Jack, you can add that on your bio now. Winner of the podcast that will never be released. Right? Go by yourself
48:54 Nighty's also sending some pretty aggressive messages to me about you, Matt. Okay. I won't repeat them on here, but they're rough, I'll show you later on. I mean, we've got a couple of minutes
49:05 if you want to get a collar. He wants this win bad, you should see it. And I'm willing to lie, cheat and steal to get it. Well, that brings us to the end of the episode. Big a round of applause for our guests. Kyle and good chat comedy. Thanks so much for having. I love this comedy club.
49:21 And those at home, thanks for listening and cheers for tuning to Who knew it with Matt Stewart. Now that you know it, I've been Matt's show it. Goodbye. Level with you. I'm not used to being at eye level with you. It's disconcerting me. And frankly, I think it's disconcerting you all.
49:56 It is normally stools. We're sitting up on my chair. Yeah. I like this. A bit of back support. That's pretty good. Yeah, maybe at your age. I.
50:06 Yeah. Fine without. it person they so you are you an anime guy jack no no you just do a lot of reading just keep a track on the enemy ah the enemy the enemy the anime
50:24 I mean webs something not right can't just read a woodworking manual like the rest of us can you the ice this thing before was that you were literally just talking about the no they do genuinely they had a magazine and it was good they had graphic designers yeah
50:46 okay Well, they're what? You think they can't have them? Because that's bigotry on your behalf. To think just because they're in the Middle East, they don't have access to graphic design. Is that what you were suggesting audience? Because that's not on.
51:01 That's not on. That's just a point. I told Jack that my audience was quite forward thinking. There was a beautiful region before America and Russia got involved, you know, and they've got graphic designers. Which would insinuate the existence of a dead. decent latte. Somewhere in the region.
51:25 You see, you're sort of thinking that ISIS's graphic design is like the Nazis' uniforms, you know? Do you know what I mean? No, I know that there's anyone else. The Nazis were very famously well-dressed. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. But what's like I could do with graphic design?
51:43 Oh, I say, I see, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Can we move on, please? No, no, I don't think we're sorry this. Oh my gosh. Shut the fuck up. Joe, thank you so much. He sort of broke me out of her, whatever I was in there.
52:05 Self-harming in a way, I think it was. I was dragging you to my level, which is saved you. Typical give white men a mic and then never shut up, you know. I have thoughts. Me too. I have another thought. Me too. Fucking, let's move on.
52:30 Conroy. I'll edit this out, but Kail, is it right? There's a stand-up comedy show on just after this with maybe us three on it? Is that right? There is. And it's completely sold out, unfortunately. Well, don't worry about it then.
52:46 Must be nice. So there'll be someone even sitting on this table? That's fucking crazy. Well, you know, have a good... Enjoy the rest of your lives.