52 - Mish Wittrup and Sam Petersen
00:00 Oh my God, can you believe it? It's the year 2024. It's Melbourne Comedy Festival and we've just moved venues. We're at the Grace Darling now. We had a great run at the Chinese Museum, selling out shows by the end, but now we need you to come over to the Grace Darling and shows are at 7.15. It's going to be so much fun. Love to see you there. Let's have a beer. Use discount code DOGOON. The show's called Dry Dry at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Then we're going to Sydney and Brisbane. Tickets to all that stuff's on sale now. And you can find those tickets and details at mattstuartcomedy.com. As women, our life stages come with unique risk factors. Like when our estrogen levels drop during menopause, causing the risk of heart disease to go up. Know your risks. Visit heartandstroke.ca. Welcome to Who Knew with Matt Stewart, the show where the guests write the wrong answers. I'm the titular Matt Stewart and our first guest is host of Mission Zax Leguizamarama, it's Mish Wittrup.
01:11 Hello, Big Wet is back! Big Wet! Big Wet! So you're known as Big Wet on the podcast. Only on this podcast. In the WikiWim's universe. Yeah. Yes.
01:21 I've been calling Mish Big Wet for years. Oh, there you go. After our most recent episode, though, I have gotten, I did get a lot of DMs just saying big wet. In front of your partner, Matt. That's quite nice. No, just like, it's big wet. Like, really, like, excited. And that was very nice.
01:38 When I say a lot, I mean, like, maybe a half dozen. That's a lot. That's a lot for me. I don't know. That's a lot of messages saying big wet. Yeah, that's a lot of big wet messages. I would say in the whole world, I got more big wet messages that day than anybody else.
01:53 I would say that probably. Wouldn't you say? And the planet's got billions of people. Yeah. It actually does. I've just counted. I looked at it this morning. I check every morning.
02:03 I said it. I'm like, oh, my God. I made a big call there. I'm stressed about this. Our second guest this week is host of the Confessions podcast. It's Sammy P. Oh, my goodness. Thank you for having me.
02:12 I'm also big dry. That's what people call me. Big dry. You two together are just right. Just a little moist. Big dry and big wet. Just a little moist. Are you just a little moist?
02:21 I'm a little moist. I'm the best of both of you. That is beautifully put. I'm the best of both of you. Big dry, big wet, and little moist. Are you just a little moist? I'm a little moist. I'm the best of both of you. That is beautifully put. Big dry, big wet, and little moist. Right. We've spoken about our feud already before we started doing the podcast, that Matt and I have a little bit of a feud. We've got history.
02:35 There's beef. Don't worry about it. I'm the witness of some full-on beef right now. This is an abattoir of this bitch. Well, Matt's first stand-up gig as well. I was apparently a little bit rude to him the first time. I remember you being there. I don't remember you being rude.
02:50 Apparently that I said to you, I'm talking to you and being nice because Andy Matthews told me to. Something like that. Yeah. I was having fun. We've been in this room now for about 10 minutes. And what I've gathered is that neither of you have had a big fight, but you consistently have little tiny ones.
03:06 And one day, one of you is going to crack. Little ones along the way. Matt did confront me about the last feud at a birthday party a little while ago. And, you know, people were, I think people took it in their stride. I think people were thinking they're not really fighting. Because Matt really did bring it up straight away as soon as he saw me. He goes, wasn't invited to the big 300th episode. Something to get off my chest.
03:30 If you had actual beef and you were fighting, I would be genuinely, like we'd finish this pod, we'd wrap it up. That'd be very nice. I would message you both later being like, I just want to let you know that I didn't appreciate you both into that. Why am I here? And why did you both agree to do that? If you two both have serious beef and you're fighting, why am I here? And why did you both agree to do that? You two both have serious beef and you're
03:45 fighting. Why am I here? And why are you doing two hours of podcasting? Well, to get it all out on the table. Hey Mish, I've also done your podcast recently, Mish and Zach's Leguizamarama. You did too. What was that movie called? I can never remember. Simbaline. We made Matt watch
04:01 a movie that was in complete and utter Shakespeare language. Oh, wow. And we didn't tell him. That's fun. And he sat down to watch the movie and they started speaking and he just goes, oh, no. Oh, no, not this.
04:15 When I did the podcast once, Mish sent me a link and I watched a film without John Leguizamo in it. Leguizamo in it. And I went, oh, God, I've missed it. I've completely missed it. And I think the podcast was happening the next day. Iizamo in it. Leguizamo in it. And I went, oh God, I've missed it. I've completely missed it. And it was, I think the podcast was happening the next day. I rewatched it and then realised, no, he's not in the cut of that film. I gave Sam an edit of the film where John Leguizamo had been cut out of it.
04:37 So apologies. So I brought you both here to apologise. But Matt and I are not apologising to each other. And we never will. Never will. Fair. All right, let's get into into it this is how the show works I'm so excited
04:48 Big Wet over here I love this podcast so much this is so good so this is Mish is Big Wet loves the show big dry
04:55 pretty furious to be here I am livid but I'm still here I invited you to my home as well to record this yes we're recording it's such a dominant move from there
05:04 yeah it is it really is Someone's the alpha Yes, I've never been described as one of those Me neither, but it's great to be here So the way the show works is I ask a relatively obscure trivia question Our contestants have to write a convincing fake answer I then read their answer as well as the real one And I have to guess which one is correct
05:23 Are we ready to play? I'm sorry, I've never been more ready for anything in my life. The first question comes from listener Raina Ramirez from London, England via Cerritos in California. And Raina's question is, what does Snollygoster mean? What does Snollygoster mean? While they're writing their answers, I'll explain how the scoring works for the listeners. You get one point if your fake answer is guessed by the other contestant and another point if you correctly guess the answer.
05:49 By the way, I'm also playing as the house. I've put in two of my own fake answers with the help of the question writers and I get a point for each one of those that our guests choose. So each of us can score up to two points per round. Seems fair, but the probability actually favors me, the house. The house always wins, though. If you've listened to previous episodes, you'll know that is not necessarily the case. Anyway, our questions come from our great Patreon supporters.
06:08 If you want to submit a question, sign up on any level via patreon.com slash doogornpod, which is linked in the show notes. I have messaged through, and I would also say, I also have a Patreon, patreon.com slash confessionofthepodcast. Taking this silence. Is that fun? For a quick plug.
06:29 If that's okay from Big Dry, I will. That's what Big Dry is like. They're on a feud podcast. And Matt, you can do that on my podcast. You're always hustling, Big Dry. I cannot stop the hustle. It is good to have an edit point there. Thank you.
06:42 So we know when to come back in. All right, the answers for question one are in. Yep. What does Snollygoster mean? A Snollygoster is one of Willy Wonka's parents. The reason he came up with his famous Snollygoster chocolate. What'd you laugh at? That's the reason why. Okay.
06:57 I didn't ask. I thought you were making fun of it in your laugh. No, no. I was laughing with recognition of, oh, that's a very good possibility. Listeners can now understand that I snap at Matt. I already think that might be Sam's answer because of how vivid you just got. I got mad. I got mad.
07:15 Sorry about that. Someone who insists on being the first to get seconds at the dinner table. Oh, mish. Mish. Mish. A shrewd, unprincipled person, especially a politician. A bout of inexplicable laughter that strikes at an inappropriate time, such as at a funeral or important meeting.
07:31 Or when you read out the first one. Yes. Yes, exactly. Inappropriate time. Jeez, I got snullygusted there. You got majorly snullygusted. Or a Norwegian brand of clothing made for cats and kittens. Ooh.
07:43 Ooh, okay. That's a hard one. Now, I've been on this podcast a couple of times. Big. Ooh, okay. That's a hard one. Now, I've been on this podcast a couple of times. Big wet. Big wet. And I have a tendency of jumping in really soon. Sure. So I'm just going to sit back for this one.
07:55 What was option three? Read that for me again, please. A shrewd, unprincipled person, especially a politician. I quite like that. I don't think it sounds, I don't know. It doesn't, I don't know if Mish made that one up. I don't think Mish made that one up but maybe you did. Because you're
08:12 making up, you're making up, just to recap quickly, you're making up a few of them and we make up two of them. Me and Raina, the question writer made up a few. Yeah, okay. I'm gonna lock in option three if that's okay with you Matt. I don't want to step on you if that's okay with you. I'm gonna allow that. Thank you. Allowed. I'm going to lock in option three, if that's okay with you, Matt. I don't want to step on you, if that's okay with you.
08:27 I'm going to allow that. Thank you. Allowed. I have my gavel. I was thinking three. What was two? Two, someone who insists on being the first to get seconds at the dinner table. I like that one, but maybe that's just because I'm a bit fat.
08:44 I hope that's your answer for everything. I like that one. But also, I just get really excited when food's mentioned. I liked three. See, this is why I jump in. Yeah. And you can always go the same answer. No, that's not this early.
08:58 No. Not this early. And what was four? Four was a bout of inexplicable laughter. I'll go that one. That's fun. That is fun. That's a fun one. Yeah, that's a fun one.
09:06 Having a little snully guster. All right, let's go through who wrote the answers. A Norwegian brand of clothing made for cats and kittens. That was Mish. Oh, that was a nice one. That was really good. Thank you. I also didn't mean to say when you did the politician one that Mish wouldn't do it.
09:20 She's not smart enough for that sort of book. I didn't read that end of it. Okay, okay. Now I'm picking up on something. Mish wouldn't do it She's not smart enough For that sort of book I didn't read that Okay But now Now I'm picking up On something I assumed you meant She wouldn't have written
09:30 Something so boring So boring So dull But I didn't know That isn't what you meant By the sounds of it I like that one I'm starting to pick up
09:36 On why you got a bit Of beef with this guy Uh Stolly Goster is one Of Willy Wonka's parents Yeah That's what it means Yeah That was Sammy P Yeah That Yeah. That's what it means. Yeah.
09:46 That was Sammy P. That's what the word means. That's what the word means. The word means that. Someone who insists on being first to get seconds. That was the house. I like that answer a lot. You speak my language right now.
10:01 I like that one. I like that one. Rainer also wrote a bout of inexplicable laughter. All right. I knew it was the politician one. I hate this guy. Don't get upset about the game. It's a fun game that we can enjoy.
10:14 Meaning that, Sam, you were correct, a shrewd, unprincipled person, especially a politician. It's a fun word. It is. It's a fun word. It is a fun word. It doesn't quite match to me. And I don't imagine that coming up a lot in conversation.
10:28 I think it's a bit of a dead word, yeah. My word of the day. Absolute snollyguster. If you're going to name an Australian snollyguster, who comes to mind if you're thinking snollygusters? I think of Kevin Rudd. Oh, yeah. Or your current prime minister, John Howard.
10:43 I was thinking more like Kim Beasley. Kim Beasley, yeah. Real snully. Yeah, real snully. You think Kim Beasley was shrewd? Unprincipled? Yeah. I'm going to say it.
10:51 Yeah. I loved it. There's still videos on my TikTok algorithm that come up of Kevin Rudd just losing it at different people. And it was like him just being interviewed and then just goes on going, can we cancel my six o'clock?
11:03 I can't be fucked with that six o'clock. So snully Gostoster, I would say. Yes. Absolute snollygoster. And especially for those videos to get out there, they've been leaked by people working for him. So he's obviously. Yeah, a bit of a snollygoster.
11:15 People don't do that if you're a great boss. Not a snollygoster. Oh, my boss is so great. Can't wait to fuck him by leaking this video. Take that, snollygoster. All right. Here's question number two. It comes from Kat Ford from Upper Hutt in New Zealand.
11:29 Upper Hutt's a cool centre place. Yeah, it's a really cool centre place. Anywhere in New Zealand is going to sound cool. Apart from Lower Hutt, am I right? Oh, yeah. Those bozos down at Lower Hutt. Yeah. Get up on that hill.
11:39 Come on. Kat's question is, what is Kenji Kawakami famous for? What is Kenji Kawakami famous for? What is Kenji Kawakami famous for? While you're writing your answers, here's some more info on Snallygoster. According to Miriam Webster, it's probably an alteration of Snallygaster, a mythical creature that preys on poultry and children. You know, a mythical creature that preys on chickens. Yeah, easy.
12:01 It's a pretty short step to shrewd politician. Rainer writes writes in the past snollygoster was used as a political insult to undermine opponents it was a playful but biting way to criticize someone's integrity and motives it's not used much today but it is part of a fascinating group of rare and amusing words used to describe cunning or deceitful individuals like slick and lied and scallywag i've never had a reason to use the word but i learned it in college and it stayed with me ever since let's have a snolly goster revival sam i reckon you're the kind of guy could make this happen i think so too if you ever do get to
12:35 interview current australian prime minister john howard can you put it to him absolutely don't have to say who but say it's me but say you've been described by some yeah as a snullyguster yeah what do you say about that yeah what do you have to say about that pressing matters i'll push him with my pen as i do yeah that's right i'm one of those journos that just goes a bit hard with the pushing of the pen uh all right the answer for question number two what is kenji kawakami famous for he built the big p the smallest of australia's big things i'm just gonna say i didn't listen to the question properly and i've i think i fucked my answer and i do apologize for that i've fixed it oh thank you so much matt we're back on board the feud is over
13:14 i got a bit stressed by this one i didn't i wasn't thinking properly and then i just went for it that's all right i'm so excited he is known the Green Man, a middle-aged man from Osaka who exclusively wears green clothing and accessories with green hair, green nails and green makeup. Ooh, okay. He's known for coming up with strange inventions such as umbrella shoes. He was an artist who used his body as a canvas,
13:42 eventually dying for his art when he had an allergic reaction to the paint. Wow. Doesn't say if it was green or not. Or he created a brand of clothing bearing his name with clothes made mostly for men. Kenji. So I guess some for women as well. Or children. Yeah, I have a Kenji top, actually.
13:58 A black top, kind of like this, which has Rob Mills on it. And it is a Kenji top. kind of like this, which has Rob Mills on it. And it is a Kenji top. Interestingly enough, I know I've met, not, I don't know him, but I've met the creator of Kenji clothing. And his name, Kenji Kawakami. What are they like? No, well, I don't know.
14:16 It could be that person, but I don't think so. Okay. And they were nice. Their friend was dating my friend. Wow. Quite well to do, I imagine, because in my basement, that clothing's not all the time, so quite well. Let's just say that.
14:29 The green one is interesting because I know there's a purple woman. Right. Okay. There's a purple woman who only wears purple. There's a pink woman around here. Number plate, Miss Pink, a pink car, and just wears all pink. That's actually me. No, that's fascinating to me. so i think that it could be that the green okay yeah i because mish last time you
14:53 did like when you were saying oh you jumped in too quickly do you usually just go with your gut and you usually absolutely no this one's harder i'm leaning towards the inventor one yeah i think i'm going to go the inventor one well i'm going to go green just to make it different. I really like the green one. And was the green one where they died of- No, that was a different one. I'm going to go the paint one then. I like where he dies at the end.
15:17 Yeah. That was a really uplifting thing to me at the end. I love a happy ending. So he used his body part. Yeah, his body was his canvas, but he died from an allergic reaction to the end. I love a happy ending. So he used his body part. Yeah, his body was his canvas, but he died from an allergic reaction to the paint. The other one was known as the green man from Osaka wears all green.
15:31 And what's his name? His name is Kenji Kawakami. Okay. I'm going to go green. I'll go green, man. I don't like green. I'm going to go inventor. Yep.
15:38 All right. Let's lock those in. It's not inventor, it's green though. Here's who wrote the answers. He created a brand of clothing bearing his name. That was Sammy P. Oh, thank you for changing that for me. I got stressed because I'm a Kenji Top, as we all know.
15:50 I brought that up. And I got real stressed when I heard the name Kenji. And I went, I'll just write that. And then I went, what was the question again? As we started talking, I was like, it's too late now. And then you read it out again. And I went, holy shit. I don't think mine was in English.
16:04 So thank you, Matthew. I do appreciate that. No worries. But yeah, how unlucky were you? shit, I don't think mine was in English. So thank you, Matthew. I do appreciate that. No worries. But yeah, how unlucky were you? Yeah, I know. Well, I don't know that I've met him. I've met him. Yeah, okay.
16:13 Amazing. He was an artist who used his body as a canvas. That was the house. Oh. He built the Big P, the smallest of Australia's big things. That was also the house. Oh, the house. I love that answer.
16:26 The house is fun. The house is having a good time. This is the house of fun. Welcome. The green man. That was Mish. Wow. And that's how you get on the board.
16:37 That is psychological. That is messed up what I just did. What I hate myself for what I just did. I see you laughing at my own answers when Matt reads them out. Why are you laughing? Did I get real angry? That's a nasty way to play. That was a nasty way to play, but I also love that
16:57 because now it brings out score. I was watching Matt as I was telling that story and his eyes were just judging me. Wow. Any kind of like affection he had towards me just disappeared
17:07 at that moment as I manipulated my friend I think we've got a three way beef going on here the first ever on the point
17:15 wait does that mean I you got maximum points there yeah what do you mean maximum points we've got a point for guessing it right
17:21 and a point for you guessing oh my goodness okay okay so that means the scores have changed dramatically on one point We've got a point for guessing it right and a point for you guessing. Oh, my goodness. Okay. Okay. So that means the scores have changed dramatically. On one point, it's Sammy in the house. And on two points, double the score is Mish.
17:35 Can I just say that's all I wanted. So now I will not play a manipulative game. But that's what someone who was about to. I can never trust her. Never again, Mish. I just want it to be on the board. And that's okay. All right. I can never trust her. Never again, Mitch. I just want it to be on the board. And that's okay. All right, here's question number three.
17:49 This one comes from Jackie Parsons from Perth. I'm going to listen to this one. Which of these is a real species of bird? So you've just got to come up with a fake bird name. Okay. While you're writing your answers, I'll let the audience know a bit more about Kenji Kawakami. He's the creator of Chindogu.
18:04 According to Tofugu.com chindogu of inventions that defy concise explanation they aren't useful but they aren't completely useless either kenji describes them as unuseless chindogu is made up of two words chin meaning curious or strange and dogu meaning tool or device and there's 10 tenets of chindogu it must be completely useless And there's 10 tenets of Chindogu. It must be completely useless, almost completely useless. It's got to have some use. It must exist. It can't just be an idea.
18:30 You've got to actually build it. Chindogu represent freedom of thought and action. Wow. Chindogu's uselessness must be understood by all. So it can't be some niche uselessness thing. It can't be. You don't have to be a rocket scientist to understand that this is useless. Yeah, yeah.
18:44 Like umbrella shoes. Umbrella shoes. But the umbrella shoes do keep rain off your shoes, but it's just a ridiculous way of going about it. You can't sell them. They can't be for sale. You can't be doing them just for a joke. Serious. Umbrella shoes are serious business.
18:57 If they're funny as a side effect, it can be funny, but that can't be the purpose of it. They can't be propaganda. Umbrella shoes are propaganda. Well, you can't put propaganda on them. Like down with Trump. Can't be written on them or something. They are never taboo.
19:15 So they can't represent cheap sexual innuendo. Can't fuck someone with your underwear. Okay, that's fair. That is a fact. I'm disappointed. You can't patent them. Must be in the public domain. And Chindogu are without prejudice.
19:29 Okay. Chindogu view all humans beings as equal. Umbrella shoes view all humans as being equal. They can't benefit one race of people's feet and not another's. You know what I mean? That's beautiful, man. It's beautiful. I'm brought to my eye.
19:44 Some other examples include funnel eyeglasses. So you can just pour your eye drops into the funnel. Oh, okay. Or shots if you're out and about. Yeah. Having a big night out. Shots straight into the eye. Straight into the eye.
19:56 It makes you feel alive. That's a good night. It's a good night out. That's just fun. A fireball right to the socket. Noodle coolers, which are like chopsticks with a fan attached. Uh-huh. Love that. Love that too. that love that that is fun and probably the best known one which i think in the
20:10 end didn't tick off all the tenants but the selfie stick that started off as chin dog it was meant to be a kind of ridiculous wow way to solve the problem of and it was so popular they sold very quickly and then nothing. Yeah. Yeah, I love a selfie stick. I think it's fun. When you see people still with selfie sticks. Do people still use them? Yeah, I think, yeah,
20:31 I think because they're kind of Bluetooth operated now. Did you ever use one? No, I have used one, but I've never bought one. Like I've used other people's selfie sticks. I don't know anyone who had a selfie stick. Yeah, yeah. I think a lot of people's parents got a selfie stick. I've never had a selfie stick yeah yeah i think i think a lot of people's parents why are you talking to us matt are you upset i don't why are you going on
20:52 i don't want to talk about what are you going on about these great inventions like yeah they actually sound awesome and your umbrella shoes that you're hiding right now yeah i'll say uh all right answers are in for question number three. Which of these are real species of bird? Striking scarlet cock, the Dr. Frasier crane, hoary puffleg, blonde-haired thistleweight, or gliding goochlicker? Okay. Well, gliding goochlicker is definitely out.
21:20 Okay. Why is that? I just don't think that that is a, you know, I don't think that that's- It would be hard to do while gliding. That would be, yeah. Just the practicality of it. Okay. Why's that? I just don't think that that is a, you know, I don't think that that's... It would be hard to do while gliding. Yeah, it would be. Just the practicality of it. Yes. And the Frasier crane, I don't really, you know.
21:31 There's something about the Frasier crane that is ringing a bell to me. Really? Is it from the TV show Frasier? Maybe. I'm listening. No, I feel like something was named after Frasier craneane. Right. I might be making this up.
21:47 Is this a do-go-on thing? Did you guys mention this? Frasier Crane. I don't remember what it was. People talk like we've been recording episodes a few weeks in advance at the moment because Dave's gone on a holiday. And people are mentioning things about this week's episode. I'm like, I don't know.
22:04 I love the feedback. I love that you love it. Zach and I will record something three days before we release it and I still don't have any. No, it's too hard to remember all that stuff. I said a lot of stuff. But the best thing is I was away for a few weeks recently. That is the best thing.
22:19 And I've got to, so I missed a couple episodes and I've been listening to one. I'm like, this show is fun. When I'm on it, it's a brutal listening. Because I'm just like, shut up. Let Justin down. Talk. Fuck.
22:33 That's lovely. But if I'm not on it, I'm like, oh, man, this is great. This is great content. I love this content. I should probably take a long break of a short pierce. But still take the profits. I think that's important. Yes. Of course. You're a businessman first. His face isce. But still take the profits. I think that's important. Yes.
22:45 Of course. You're a businessman first. His face is on it, man. He gets the money. Still, you know, that's why we get into podcasting. It's for the profits. I personally got into podcasting to become a millionaire. It's working out pretty well.
22:57 Yeah, it's pretty cool. So you've got Striking Scarlet Cock, The Dr. Frasier Crane, Hoary Puffleg, Blonde Hair to Thistleweight, or Gliding Gooch licker. I like the puff leg one. Puff leg? I don't know why because it's so stupid. I'm going to go with the Frasier Crane one.
23:13 Wow. It's the thing that's putting me off is the Dr. Frasier Crane. Yeah. Or is it called the doc? It's not just called the Frasier Crane. It's the doctor. The Dr. Frasier Crane. Oh, okay.
23:21 So, yeah. What's the first one again? Cock. Striking Scarlet Cock. And the second one? Cock. The Dr. Frasier. Oh, okay. So, yeah, that. What's the first one again? Cock. Striking Scarlet Cock. And the second one? Cock. The Dr. Frasier Crane. I'm just going to relate.
23:29 And the third one? Warry Puffleg. I'm going to go that one. Warry Puffleg. I'm going to lock that one in. But hold on. Actually, I'm not now because of the manipulation that I experienced before. What was number four?
23:42 Blonde Haired Thistleweight. And the last one? Gliding Gooch Lickeronde head, thistle weight. And the last one. Gliding gooch liquor. This is hard now. All right. I'm going to go puff leg. All right. Puff leg for Mish.
23:52 I'm going to go the cock because I always do. Pardon vicar. Something like that. Something fun like that. All right. Well, here's the answer. The gliding gooch liquor.
24:00 That was Sammy P. And I like how you went for the exact verse. That was not me. That was not me. That was Mish. That was not me that was not me that was mish that was not me and that's changed everything because you thought that never there was some manipulation coming from mish maybe in that one as well because we did talk about the good liquor i thought well i thought you went for the reverse
24:21 i thought you i thought you were going for the right because you ruled it out straight away. I'm like, that's a bold. That's big to keep talking about. That's a bold manoeuvre, just ruling out your own ones right off the bat. And winking at Mish as I do it. Oh, that's fun. I've been right in the past, though. Yes.
24:40 In the past, yes. In the past, at some point. I mean, different episodes. Yeah, you've been right, man, but not today. So Gliding Goochlinger was Mish. The blonde-haired Thistleweight was Sammy. I like that. Is that a good one?
24:52 Yeah, it's sick. Thistleweight sounds fun. Yeah, it's fun. It's fun, confirmed. The Dr. Frasier Crane, that was The House. Okay, there is something that has been named after Frasier. Yeah. I reckon a star on the Hollywood Walk.
25:05 Very nice. He should have one if he doesn't. The. I reckon a star on the Hollywood Walk. Oh. Very nice. He should have one if he doesn't. The Striking Scarlet Cock was written by Jackie. Okay, The House. Oh, good on you. Meaning the correct answer was Horry Puffleg. Oh. Which is such a great name for a book.
25:15 Sammy P. A great name. I know. See, the thing with my manipulative tactic. It was the manipulation. Last time. It's now just fucking pay it off. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:23 And I'm not even being. You've got in my head. even being You've got in my head Yeah You've got in my head With the house The house is in my head And you're in my head too It's a horrible place to be
25:31 Alright question number four Now this one comes from Jack Hall From Cumbria in the UK Very nice Jack's question is What annual event takes place In the town of Sedgefield UK What annual event takes place In the town of Sedgefield, UK? What annual event takes place in the town of Sedgefield in the UK?
25:48 While you're writing your answers, here's a little more info about hoary pufflegs. According to the Animalia website, the hoary puffleg is 9 to 10 centimetres long and weighs 5 to 8.8 grams. It has a straight black bill. Males have bronze green upper parts with a coppery hue on the crown and rump. The underparts are dark grey, the whitish scaly appearance on the throat and breast, and a greenish sheen on the flanks. The leg puffs are white on the outside and chestnut on the inside. The slightly forked tail is blackish. Females are similar but duller overall, and their leg puffs are entirely white.
26:19 Juveniles resemble females. Corner Jackie. Hoary puff legs are considered to be a dull member of the hummingbird family. They make their nests out of thousands of spider webs that they collect through the summer and stick them under large leaves to protect from rain. All right, while you're still writing your answer, let's go for a quick break.
26:39 All right, the answers are in. Here's question number four. What annual event takes place in the town of Sedgefield, UK? On Shrove Tuesday, when a town elder throws a leather ball it kicks off a mob ball game that lasts all afternoon and the field is the entire village i can't wait to get to sedgefield it's a beautiful name for a town sedgefield sedgefield nice uh each person in the town creates a famous historical event where they each play a real-life character to an audience of tourists.
27:10 It's the annual tea sculling competition. On the second weekend of July, a race of the pigs is held by local farmers where farmers bring their prized pigs and see who can eat the most the quickest. I want that to be true. Eat the pigs? Eat the most.
27:24 Eat the pigs? So most yeah the pigs so it's a pig race and then they eat them that's horrible you make them race and then you eat them what a shit day for the pig it's a bad day for the pig i read it as the pigs were doing the eating but yeah but maybe yeah now it's me thinking who can eat the most price pigs i'm thinking mish wrote this one what uh or, locals find the shortest person and put them on the shoulders of the tallest person. The town celebrates their combined height. That's fine.
27:50 I love that so much. That is a fun one. That is a fun one. I think that I'm going to go. I like the tea sculling one. I like that. I also like number one because it sounded the most true. The mob ball game.
28:06 Yeah. I like that one too. Yeah. Why do you like it, Mish? I like- Because you wrote it? Maybe. Maybe I did.
28:14 No, I like it because it sounds like fun and I want to go to that. It does sound fun. Of all of them, I want to go to that one. Yeah. Yeah. What one are you locking in, Mish? Maybe I will. Maybe I'll save my answer for right now.
28:23 Maybe I'll save my answer. Maybe I won't lock in right now. I think we're going to have to, because of the way you're playing, we're going to have to alternate who goes first. It's going to be difficult. It's going to be difficult. Are you ready to go first this time? What about how I'm playing?
28:32 I stopped being, I was manipulating one time. No, but you've really ruined Sam's brain. I'm walking on eggshells over here. Don't film myself. What was the second option? Each person recreates a famous historical event and they play a real-life character to the tourists. How many tourists are going to that place?
28:52 That's what I'm saying. Can we get the facts? I don't have a number here. Can we get the stats? Sorry. Yeah, stats bring that up. Can we bring that up? I don't think it's the combined height one.
29:03 Look, what's the fourth? I'm so sorry. Race of the pigs. The third was the-'s the fourth? I'm so sorry. Race of the Pigs. The third was the... T-Skelling. Ooh. You lock in first. Okay.
29:13 I'm going to lock in the first one. Lock in, yeah. Shrove Tuesday ball game for Sam. I like that one. Can we do the same one? Of course. I'm going to go the first one too. Love it.
29:21 All right. Let's see who wrote the answers. Locals find the shortest person, put them on the shoulders of the tallest person. That was Jack, okay, of the house. That's very funny, Jack. Oh, that's very good, Jack. I like you, Jack. That's very, I like how you think, Jack.
29:32 I like the kind of your jib, Jack. Jib, Jack. Jib, Jack. And I thought Jack really brought it together with the town celebrates their combined height. Yeah. Yeah. I like that. They celebrate.
29:42 They celebrate the dance in the street. They celebrate the height. That's good. They celebrate. They celebrate the dance in the street. They celebrate the heart. That's good. They look at it and they dance. Two meters, 43. Yeah. I like that.
29:51 Yeah. It's a beautiful moment for everybody. Jack also came up with the race of the pigs. Oh yes. So only Jack could answer. Jack, you're a brutal man. I like a jib jack.
30:01 Yeah. I do like the cutting a jib jack, but I'm not going to, that's a bit rough. The annual teeth scaling competition. That was Mitch. Mitch. Mitch.
30:09 That was Mitchell. Mitch from Baywatch. Hey, Mitchell. That was Mitch from Baywatch. Good image. So, yeah. I like that one though, Mitch. Every now and then, Mitch will send one in via Baywatch.
30:20 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mitch. Mitch. Mitch. Talking is harder than it looks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mish. Mish. Mish. Talking is harder than it looks. Each person in the town creates a famous historical event. Yeah. That was Sammy P.
30:33 I like that. Yeah, and look, I went to a historical event. I kept it vague because I forgot where it was. Yeah. I'm not going to mention it. Imagine if I just went Civil War or like real specific. I've mucked that up in the past where there was one that was what happened in this town in America.
30:49 And I said, it was the first cricket game. And I know like, as soon as I said it, the guests were like, well, that one doesn't make sense. Yeah. Oh. It's a no from me. And you've ruined the podcast. I've come up with the.
31:02 And the guest goes, good luck with that one. Yeah. Which means the correct answer is the mob ball game. Yay. That was so interesting. High five, Sam. I've never in my life initiated a high five. Wow.
31:17 John Howard walking around. Yeah, it's fun. That's fun. We've got it on tape. We've got it on tape. Can use that against you. Mitch. Mitch. That means after four rounds, the scores are Sammy P, two points. We've got it on tape We've got it on tape We can use that against you Mitch Mitch
31:25 That means after four rounds The scores are Sammy P Two points The house Two points Still out in front On four points
31:33 It's Mitch This is very cool Mitch It's old Mitch It's our good friend Mitch Okay You get a new nickname Big wet
31:37 Big wet Mitch Big wet Mitch Here it comes now I want to be Let it be known Yep That if I am hereby known As Big Wet Mitch
31:47 I'm not doing the show again No I thought you were going to say I don't know about it No one DM The half dozen who did it last time Yep
31:54 Please Restrain I'll take Big Wet But I ain't no Mitch I ain't no Mitch I'm going to say that right now Yeah no I'll try and edit out
32:03 All traces of Mitch Thank you But it might be difficult. Here's question number five. This one comes from Eleanor Lacey Sloan from Liverpool in the UK. Great name. Such a good name. And Eleanor's question is,
32:14 what is noteworthy about the Martin Scorsese film Goncharov? What's noteworthy about the Martin Scorsese film Goncharov? While you're writing your answers, here's some more info about the Sedgefield ball game. According to Wiki, the old tradition was the parish clerk or clerk is obliged to furnish a football on Shrove Tuesday, which he throws into the marketplace where it is contested by the mechanics against the agriculturalists of the town and neighborhood. More recently, I think that's like a thousand years ago or something. More recently, however, it is a secret group of local residents.
32:45 Can't be a thousand years ago. How old are mechanics? Doesn't matter. So now, yeah, there's a secret group of local residents and they choose a local elder to throw the ball to start the game. Starts at 1 p.m. The leather ball is passed three times through a bull ring at the center of the village.
33:00 The object of the game, this all sounds like gibberish to me, is used to- It's like some of my answers, am I right? Yeah. To ally the ball or alley the ball at two goals at either end of the village. However, the ball cannot be allied until 4 p.m. Due to the expansion of the village, it now has only one ally, which has been slightly moved from its original setting.
33:20 The ally is a beck at the south of the village. Until 4 p.m., the ball is a beck at the south of the village until 4 p.m the ball is played around the surrounding villages and it is a great privilege to even get a kick as it can get quite physical the first person to get the ball to any of the pubs by tradition receives a free drink that's the sickest game ever and that's that's so cool can't swear on this podcast uh you can it's bloody cool yeah and that is bloody i might have to bleep that's okay that's okay you you don't bleep swears just c word just yeah just to say word just the big one yeah bigger ones the bigger ones for the americans the american oh yeah over there apparently just like it it is quite jarring
33:55 it hits like a ton of bricks over there yeah yeah i uh had one i read out a confession before when i was recording and there was that that word was used twice and it was very funny in the context of a confession. So I'm not going to bleep it out, but it is so jarring when someone brings it up out of nowhere. We did an episode of Leguizamarama where we spoke about the word and we're like, why is it? And we said it so many times. And the discussion was why it's okay in Australia. And then we got, we got, we got one D,
34:23 no one really cared except we did get one dn that was like hey big wet this is why and that's why i don't yeah podcast yeah which is which is fair yeah are you like it's fair if people don't like that word 100 while you were reading that mission i did do little kisses just so you know just so you know it got quite hot and heavy over here while you're reading okay we also tried to look at each other's answers yeah we also tried to look at each other's answers. Yeah, we also tried to look at each other's answers and then it became a little kissy. And if you don't believe us, we have video footage. Oh, yeah, there is video footage of this today.
34:49 Yeah. Go on. So, yeah, anyway, that game sounds wild. Wow, yeah. And which I didn't realise until right at the end. So the game ends. It can't end until after four at least. So it's got to go for at least three hours.
35:01 Yeah. Gets kicked around the whole town, goes via pubs and stuff. And it ends after 4 p.m. It has to pass through the bullring three times and it's an individual sport so only the person who does that last throw wins wow is it full contact can you like tackle i think apparently it gets bloody and everything yeah i love that i love a full contact sport yeah that's hot it is hot on like old cobbled streets and stuff. Yeah, that's brutal. You're going to have some bruised shins. Yeah.
35:29 The more brutal, the better. I'm HR. Jack who wrote the question said, I heard this story from some lads at work. Yeah, we didn't believe them either. That's great. You've confused me by writing, Matt, this was Mitch. That's my manipulation for you.
35:44 It doesn't usually work that way. Oh, Mitch is in again. All right, here's question number five. Six. Six? No, this is five, I think, is it? Is it five? I thought it was five.
35:54 Five. Matt, I'll let you handle this one. There you go. Sorry, I thought it was the Admiral. All right, the answer in. Yeah. Here's the next question. What is noteworthy about the martin scorsese film
36:06 gontarov i've never seen this film by the way i've never seen it instead of filming on location the entire film was shot in a built for purpose set at warner brothers studio the film never existed and was made up by tumblr users who plotted out the whole movie along with a fake cast and crew i like that one yeah that's sick the movie started predicting real world events including the death of queen elizabeth the second oh sorry if no one's heard oh what oh wow an awful way to find out spoiler warning uh 40 years name please we don't need that 40 years after being released two long forgotten alternative endings were discovered dramatically changing the meaning of the movie or it has a cast of six actors all of whom who died within one year of the film's release oh wow scott says he's got a lot of blood on his hands yes the martin curse because i say that because i couldn't remember the
36:56 name of the film i'm sure of i really like it was made up on tumblr.com one of the great websites i are you a tumblr guy i'm not a tumblr guy i'm more of a reddit guy myself because i legally have to be for my own podcast uh tumblr.com confessions the podcast available on all the apps patreon.com slash confessions the podcast i'll be bleeping that out hold on did you just change the name of your podcast no oh no confession sorry i call it confessions now did you know that i changed it oh i, I changed it. So it was called Confessions of the Idiots. Took the idiots out of it and now it's just called Confessions. But I call it Confessions the podcast and all the things. Oh, great, great.
37:32 But it is confusing and people still do come on going, I've heard of Confessions of the Idiots. Is it the same thing again? I've been doing that for the last hour. Yeah, that's fine. Up until like 30 seconds ago. I would like to think from the Tumblr world that it is a made up film because I feel as though I would have heard that.
37:49 Because, you know, I'm not. You're a cinephile? I'm a cinephile. I'm not an Alexei Tolyopoulos. Right. I believe that's his plural. I'm not, you know, I'm not a cinephile like he is a cinephile. Yeah.
37:59 But I love my films and I feel like I would have heard of that. This is my thinking, my exact thinking. It's like when you said that title, I was like, I don't, I was like, maybe it's a short film. Maybe it's like, I was like, oh, I wonder if it's his first ever uni film. That's what I was waiting for you to say. Because one of my favourite films ever.
38:17 Because I've never heard of it. Yeah. And one of my favourite films ever is King of Comedy, which is a wonderful film. Was that about me? That was about you, the King of Comedy. The King of film is that about me that was about you the king of comedy the king of sting it was renamed which you are called yeah uh the king of sting but by the way nice hair and it's hey the eye roll was incredible the whole movie is just sam and i doing chats to cameras he seems like a nice guy to me that's what a king is. Kings are nice.
38:45 Nice bloke. Asked me on his podcast a bit. But yeah, but for me, that's an early one of his films. And I feel like this one, because then he had, you know, Taxi Driver. And there's so many amazing films he did in a very short amount of time. I feel like this one would have kind of come up. Right. Even as a trivia question. Yeah, so it would ring a bell.
39:03 Yeah, I think so. All right. I feel the same way. Yeah. But will I think so. I think the same way. Yeah. But will you hate me if I do the same answer as you? Of course not. Let's all answer a bit. You guys are combining beautifully now.
39:11 Thank you. Yeah, it makes a really boring podcast. Does that make the podcast boring? It started off as a beef. It did. But it's ended up like- One brain. We respect each other now.
39:20 The beef is now like a lady in a tramp and you're eating the beef. Yeah. I like that. That's good. Can I have that? We both brought two different meats and now we've lady in a tramp and you're eating the beef. Yeah. Oh, I like that. That's good. Can I have that? We both brought two different meats and now we combine into a really delicious cold cut. And what a cold cut it is. What a cold cut it is.
39:34 Oh, I just so think it's that one. Lock it in. No, but they weren't doing the same answer again. No, it's fine. All right. Well, I'm locking that one in. There's no prize. All right.
39:42 Oh. Okay. No. Well, put the prize away. No, I want the prize. No, is it my pop filter that keeps coming off your microphone? Here's who wrote the answers. It has a cast of six actors who all died within a year.
39:53 That was Mish. Morbid. That is sad. But it sounds like it could be true as well. I'm dark. You are dark. You are dark. You're different and we love that about you.
40:01 I'm the queen of darkness. And the queen of wet. 40 years after being released, two long forgotten alternative or alternate endings were discovered. That was written by The House. Good on you, The House. In particular, Eleanor. Thanks for writing, Eleanor.
40:16 That was fantastic. Eleanor also wrote the movie started predicting real world events, including the death of Queen Elizabeth II. That's also a good one. They're all good. Sammy P wrote, instead of filming on location, the's also a good one. They're all good. Sammy P wrote instead of filming on location the entire film was shot
40:28 on a built for purpose set. Do you like that? The correct answer was the film never existed. I love that. That is so cool. That is so fun. Tumblr was such a cooked place.
40:38 Yeah and 4chan. Don't forget 4chan. 4chan. 4chan. Never forget 4chan. Neo pets. Never forget what they've done yeah yeah all fun things and great plugs for all i've heard of all these heard of all the heard of all i um as you discussed that
40:52 i'm like i probably i should have tweaked the writing of the question to what is noteworthy about the film gontarov but anyway that's a lesson for a future week yeah that's it i like but i liked how you were able to use your powers of deduction oh yeah from my Alexi Toleopola knowledge and also let's just
41:09 I was worried about Mish having a bit of the Alexi about it yeah not me not you certainly not me I'm not a bit of the Alexi about it
41:15 for the film you didn't think I knew anything is that what you're trying to say yeah yeah that's fair I've tried with Alexi
41:21 to just say things that aren't necessarily true about film and he really does know everything yeah he really does and he gets you every time every single time yeah and every movie I've tried with Alexi to just say things that aren't necessarily true about film. And he really does know everything. Yeah, he really does. And he gets you every time. Every single time.
41:28 Yeah. And every movie I've seen, like he's seen it twice. Like 50 times. He wrote it. My favorite movie, one of them. Yeah. But like a 10 out of 10 can't go wrong is Muppets Treasure Island, right? Oh, it's a great film.
41:39 It's a great film. I haven't seen that. Christmas Carol's great as well. That's your go-to? It is, in my opinion, a perfect film. Wow. There is nothing wrong with it. It is perfectly cast.
41:49 It is brilliant. Great length as well. And I said this once to Alexi. They were like Kermit playing the frog. And Alexi's like, oh, 100%, 10 out of 10, and started breaking down why. And it's like, how? Like, he just knows everything about every movie ever made. Yeah, I love that.
42:02 That's great. I'm going to go watch that tonight. So, are you a Muppets fan? Yeah, well. Me too. As much as you can be. I really like them. I don't know.
42:10 Don't ask me about anything too crazy. No, that's it. The Muppets was my first ever introduction to comedy. It's the first thing as a kid I remember thinking was funny. It's very good. Even the one that Jason Segel wrote. I thought that was fantastic. Very good.
42:22 Yeah. My introduction to comedy was John on Play School. Oh, and he'd just slowly get drunker. My dad was obsessed with John on Play School. Because they'd film a week. Like, there's an episode every day, but they would film one week and one day. I didn't realise. And if you watch it, my dad would watch.
42:38 He never watched anything with us, but he'd watch Play School when John was on. Because you would just slowly watch john get drunker and drunker and drunker was john married to noni hazelhurst is that that no they were stories on together that's john jarrett john jarrett it's a different job a different job he's less funny he's quite serious that guy scares me a little bit that guy is quite serious i like to imagine when you said the kermit was cast as the frog like a tight typecast again. You said perfectly. I like that. I meant more so Tim Curry is in it. And Billy Connolly is in it. I love Tim Curry.
43:10 Dawn French is in it. Dawn French is in it, of course. Jennifer Saunders in that one? No. Wait. I feel like she is. Or maybe that's the Carol. The Carol.
43:19 Not the Christmas Carol. She's very good. Anyway. All right. Here is question number six. This one comes from Helena Heath from Birmingham in the UK. The question is, what happened in Haddonham, Buckinghamshire in the UK on the 2nd of September 2021? Oh, not long ago.
43:34 No. What happened? Haddonham, Buckinghamshire, September 2021. While you're writing your answers, here's some more info about the fake film via Variety magazine. They wrote, misinformation has plagued many parts of the internet even the film community many years back a tumblr post showed an image of a knockoff brand shoe that in lieu of a branded logo had stitched inscriptions indicating a fake martin scorsese film titled contra of with the tagline reading the greatest mafia film ever made
44:02 cordona scorsese's daughter francesca who is an actress and filmmaker of her own and has appeared in his films like the departed hugo and aviator the 80 year old filmmaker has finally acknowledged the fake film's existence in a tiktok responding to a previous video that laid out the history of goncharov francesca shared a screenshot of a text conversation between her and her father saved as daddy-o on her phone in which she asks if he has ever seen a new york times article outlining the digital footprint of the gontarov movement in response scorsese responded with yes i made that film years ago bit of fun bit of fun he's funny isn't he funny people don't know that i don't think people know
44:41 that about him he was not the king of sting, but he's still pretty funny. He's pretty funny. Sharp wit. Yes. Very sharp wit. He loves that Fran Lebowitz. Oh, yeah. He loves the Fran Lebowitz, who is very sharp.
44:53 Yes. Very sardonic. You know, real funny. Very quick wit. Hang on. Are you a cinephile? I'm a cinephile. Absolutely.
44:59 I'm a cinephile. Wow. I'm proud of it. Mitch, you listening to me right now? I'm in the middle of something. I'm in the middle of something right now. Very rude We can go to a break
45:06 Let's go to a break That's gonna fucking smash Wow But I just wrote What's gonna fucking smash I'm not confident about mine I'm not confident about mine Neither am I actually
45:15 That's probably my worst one I've ever done I'm listening for the worst ones now I'm gonna say Wait Matt read mine And then give me a facial expression Based on what you think of it That's nice
45:24 Oh that's nice. Oh, that's nice. I like that. Can you do the same for me? Well, I don't. I had to go with neutral language. Otherwise, I might have given too much away. If you'd been like, outrageous. Yeah.
45:34 That one's crazy. That's nice. That's nice. You got a nice two. Thank you. I got a nice two. That feels good. This is lovely.
45:42 All right. The answers are in. Here is question number six. What happened in Haddonham, Buckinghamshire in the UK on the 2nd of September, 2021? During the COVID pandemic, a half-eaten bat was found and many questioned if there would be a new variant. An exotic bird that was struggling to fly
45:58 was taken to a wildlife hospital where it was revealed it was actually a seagull covered in curry. I didn't want it to be that one. Oh my goodness. I didn't want it to be that one. Oh, my goodness. I did want it to be that one. The local high school year eight science project hatched a two-headed lizard, leading some religious families to pull their kids out of the school, believing it to be ungodly.
46:15 Amazing. Five months of rain fell in a single afternoon, washing away a new Banksy the town was hoping would boost tourism. Or a baby was born named Elizabeth Victoria William Harry Charles Catherine Anne McDougall, a celebration of the mother's love for the royal family. Wow. Who were on each other's shoulders at the time and they did celebrate.
46:34 They celebrated that. Do you know what? As you were reading that list, every single one of them, I was like, that's not it. That's not it. Wow. So now I'm fucked. And COVID was mentioned once, which is interesting because I'm like,
46:49 well, it was during that time. Yes. But I kind of like the curry chip one. Curry chips. The curry. What was it there? There you go. I'm thinking curry chips.
46:57 I do like curry chips. But I think fun. I love curry chips. Tonight I'm going to eat curry chips and watch Muppets. It's something that I wish Australia embraced because in the UK, you get chippy. Yeah. I love curry chips. Tonight I'm going to eat curry chips and watch Muppets Treasure Island. It's something that I wish Australia embraced because in the UK, you get chippy, you get a curry sauce. Yes.
47:11 Delicious. Cheesy chips are big over there, gravy and chips. Yeah, but they get like, if you go get a Chinese takeaway. And they do call it a Chinese. Yeah, they call it Chinese. You get chippies and curry sauce. Yeah. And I think I saw a map of the UK
47:26 I've seen it too. You've seen a map of the UK? We'd flex, Matt. Hey, I've seen a map of the UK. Anyway, the answer. But it's divided. Every region has its go-to chips topping. And some areas are all curry,
47:42 some are cheese, some are gravy. I'm like, I love that. I love cultural differences. I love culture. You love culture. You're a culture king. That's why you shop at Culture Kings. Yes, that's right.
47:53 I love hats. I love culture. That's technically true. I'm going to go with the Banksy one. Wow. Five months of rain fell in a single afternoon. Yeah, why not? Why not?
48:09 Washing away a new Banksy. I want to be the seagull. I'm going to go the seagull. I want it to be. I want it to be. Because we like a curry sauce. We like a curry sauce. I want it because that's yum for me.
48:18 Yeah, yummy. It's yummy. All right. Well, let's go through who wrote the answers. A baby was born named Elizabeth Victoria Williams, Harry Charles Catherine Anne McDougall. That was mish. That was good. That is nice.
48:29 That is nice. Yeah, I know what you're talking about now when you said that was nice. During the COVID pandemic, a half-eaten bat was found. Yeah, you knew that. Many questioned. You knew that from how I reacted to it. Yeah, you did. That was sampling.
48:40 I tried my own manipulation. I know. You can't just manipulate like that. You can't manipulate a manipulator. I know, I know. As you were talking, I'm like, silly boy. I tried to put my mind in. Silly, silly boy.
48:51 Who does he think he is? Stop. That's right. I tried. You either are a manipulator or you're not. And I'm not. And you're not. I know that now.
48:59 I know that to be true now. The local high school had the two-headed lizard and religious families pulled their kids out of school. That was the house and Helena. Helena, sorry. Helena. That's good. That's very nice.
49:12 I like that one. I really want to say Helena. I know I've had to say Helena's name in the past because Helena was actually a guest on the show when we were in Birmingham. Yep, yep. And I kept calling her Helena. And she kept saying Helena.
49:25 And I'm like, I'm so sorry. I don't know why I can't get this down. The name is literally Helen with an A at the end. People who have names like that, though, would be used to that so much. It's not going to happen for Sam. Yeah. You know, there's some names that people always just get a little bit wrong.
49:42 Sam, you're safe. Like Megan or Megan. Mitchell. Mitchell. Is it Mitch or Mish? It's Mish. Mish, sorry. You always get bit wrong. Yeah. Sam, you're safe. Like Megan or Megan. Mitchell. Mitchell. Is it Mitch or Mish? It's Mish. Mish, sorry. You always get that wrong.
49:49 I can't get it down. Is it Mish or is it Big Wet? I can't. Sound very similar. What else do we have? Oh, five months of rainfall in a single afternoon. That was also Helena. Okay, the house.
49:59 Hey, good job, the house. That's nice. The house. And that means the correct answer was an exotic bird that was struggling to fly turned out to be a seagull covered in curry. Isn't that fun? I thought that was fun. That's fun, Sammy P.
50:12 That's a fun one. That's a fun one for me. That's funny what you said, how you thought you were ruling them out one by one. I'm like, this is one of those ones where I think all of these are possible. Yeah, they're all a bit weird. Yeah, but for me it was just like, that can't be right. That can't be it. That can't be it. Yeah, yeah. Then you got to the Yeah, but for me, it was just like, that can't be right. That can't be it. That can't be it.
50:26 Yeah, yeah. Then you got to the last one, which is mine. I'm like, that's the best one. That's the best one by far. Everyone agrees. I don't pick it. So that means one point to the house, one point to Sammy P. Oh, my goodness.
50:36 Oh, my God. Leading up to the last round. That has tightened things right up. Yeah. The house in third place on three points. Wow. In second place on four points is Sammy P. Wow.
50:45 But out front on five points, it's place on four points is Sammy P. Wow. But out front on five points, it's Big Wet. One point. One point in it. Come on, Big Wet. Go on, Big Wet. Go on, Big Wet. And, of course, Sammy, this has changed since you were first on.
50:57 We always finish with a triple. With a song. You just sing it. How do you pull out a ukule ukulele Oh you have been listening Now we always finish with a Film synopsis question And they're all worth triple points So it is still truly anyone's game
51:14 We're typing the film synopsis out That's right So this is your longest answer And having two cinema files on Yeah Really makes this I'm calling Alexi right now Yeah
51:22 It's hard when he's on I've really got to struggle to find a film that he doesn't know. Has he ever known it? He hasn't because I've asked Cameron James for suggestions. Wow. And he's able to. Is Cameron James a cinephile? Yes.
51:35 Oh, big. They're the two big cinephiles. I know Alexi's a cinephile. Yeah, that goes without question. They're both. They're kind of like, and then people like Sammy and I, we're like their minions. Yeah. We like cinema a lot but nothing we're not fine cam and alexia they've said on their podcast on the record that they are on a register as yeah as cinephile and i understand
51:56 that um sorry to do your bits alex who does listen um all right final question comes from lewis falstone or from Leeds in the UK. It's a very UK-heavy episode this week. Yeah, I'm kidding. Pip-pip. That was good. I like that. They'll enjoy that.
52:12 That's something they'll really enjoy. Pip-pip. And the question is, what is the synopsis of the 1963 film Blood Feast? Blood Feast. Blood Feast. What is the synopsis of the 1963 film blood feast while you're writing those answers let me tell you more about the curry bird this is according to the bbc article a bright orange bird that was rescued by concerned members of the public turned out to be
52:37 a seagull covered in curry or turmeric the herring gull was spotted on the A41 and taken to Tiggly Winkles Wildlife Hospital in Haddonham, Buckinghamshire. Hospital staff said the bird had somehow gotten himself covered in curry or turmeric. Am I saying that right? Turmeric. Yes, doesn't matter. The bird, named Vinnie, after a vindaloo curry, was scrubbed clean by staff and said to be looking much better. Staff said the gull eventually let them scrub him clean the wildlife hospital said it was one of the strangest casualty circumstances that had seen in a while tiddlywinks staff said on facebook sorry tigglywinks tiddlywinks that
53:14 would be ridiculous tigglywinks staff said on facebook he had somehow gotten himself covered in curry uh it was all over his feathers preventing him from flying properly we have no idea how he got himself into this predicament but thankfully apart from the vibrant colour and pungent smell, he was healthy. I'll just quickly show you a photo there. Oh, I like that. Doesn't it? It looks quite amazing.
53:34 It looks yum. It looks yum to me. You are salivating. All right, the answers are in for the final question. This is huge. What is the synopsis of the 1963 film Blood Feast? A disgraced chef gets revenge on the critic who ruined his professional career by serving him a special soup made of his own wife.
53:55 Recoil and Terror in this cult splatterfest horror classic. I haven't read any of these. That's phenomenal. Yeah, that's good. The best thing about this is it makes me want to make all these films. Yeah, they do sound good. They do sound good. Normally I've read these
54:08 but I put this question together pretty quickly and I've used You did a good job. Lewis's fake answers with sight unseen. Normally I'd read through them and tweak them a bit
54:17 but I'm like Lewis Not today. Not today. Trust, nothing but trust Lewis. Option two, the Tucker family and I also haven't read either of yours.
54:25 That's fine. Even though I assume read either of yours. That's fine. Even though I assume they're both nice. That's fine. The Tucker family are getting, I haven't even read the real one. I don't know what this film's about. I can't read. I can't read. I'm having a stab at all these.
54:39 Option two, the Tucker family are getting together for a family reunion. Eight-year-old Gregory is dreading the event for fear it will be incredibly boring. Whilst dinner is being served for the 15 family members, Gregory sneaks into the kitchen to steal some sweeties, only to discover that his stern aunt and uncle are serving the family human remains.
54:58 Oh, that's scary. That one's a scary one. Option three. I would have thought that a movie called Blood Feast might be a bit fucking gross. Option three. I would have thought that a movie called Blood Feast might be a bit fucking gross. Option three. Dr. Hank Blued Feast is on the run after reawakening. That's his voice. Dr. Blued Feast.
55:19 There's an umlaut over a U for Blued Feast. So I'm having a stab at how that's pronounced. over a U for Blued Feast. So I'm having a stab at how that's pronounced. Dr. Hank Blued Feast is on the run after reawakening an ancient squid monster from the eighth dimension. Can Blued Feast gather his ragtag
55:33 crew, repair his subnautical cruiser and defeat the ancient beast before it eats New York? Oh my goodness. Oh, that's phenomenal. That's a scary one. An Egyptian caterer kills various women in suburban Miami to use their body parts to revive a dormant Egyptian goddess while an inept police detective tries to track him down.
55:52 Okay. Or finally, Jane Harvey finds herself with a taste for blood after she finds her husband slain. While searching for the murder, when the police will do nothing, she finds herself on her own killing spree to avenge her husband's death. There's your options. Just very briefly, you've got the disgraced chef who serves his wife in a soup. I think that one.
56:16 Or another man's wife. Tucker family reunion, eating themselves or eating family human remains. Dr. Hank Bluedfest. Bluedfest. Bluedfest. With the squid monster from the eighth dimension. You got the Egyptian caterer who is trying to bring back an Egyptian goddess or Jane Harvey finding herself with a taste for blood
56:37 after she finds her husband slain. I think the first one and I don't know, the word splatterfest. Oh, yeah, you like splatterfest. I like it. I like it. So it's either a real film or written by a cinephile, I would say. Yeah, that's right. A true cinephile and only the truest.
56:57 And Mish has been in a horror film. What? Hen. Oh, Hen. Short film. It was very good, actually. It's phenomenal. I reckon you must have a big back catalogue if you're not even.
57:08 I have a big, big back catalogue. I've been in a what? Am I a cinephile? I really like cinema, so sure, I'm a cinephile, whatever. But in particular, I love horror. Yeah, yeah, okay. So here we bloody go. So you write it really well.
57:20 All right. I think I know what I want to go for. Okay. And for me gonna it was a process of not a process of elimination but i heard the answer and i'm like that is very 1963 anything to do with a bumbling detective that is very 1963 yeah okay the uh taking an egypt trying to put body parts together to build an egyptian yeah goddess very 1963 i'm thinking like honestly as soon as you said detective i was like it's that one the phrase
57:52 inept police detective yeah yeah that you're locking that in yeah i'm locking that in that's about the egyptian caterer in suburban miami locking that that in for Mish. We reckon Sammy P. So you're the, sorry, you're the Egyptian. That's your. Yep. I think I'm going to still go with number one.
58:12 If it wasn't that one. I reckon splatter fest. I like that word. I think as well, cause you're one point behind. If you go for the same answer, you can't win. You can't win.
58:22 And I'm all about winning. And I know that's what you're all about. That's all I'm about. You're an alpha dog. I'm an alpha dog. Made you come here to record the podcast. Even if you lose, you'll claim it as a moral victory. I will. Yeah, absolutely. And I'll walk around saying I won. Yeah. That's how I
58:35 roll. That episode was actually void. Yeah. We recorded two endings actually. Yeah. Alright. If it's not mine, it's yours. So one of us is one. Yeah. Yeah.
58:47 That's my theory. Or is that a manipulation? Let's go through who wrote the answers. The Tucker family and the family reunion with Gregory. That was written by Mish. That's a good one. When you said the Tucker family, I was like, oh, yeah, okay. It could be a shining sort of thing.
59:03 But I said Sweeties. Yes. And you were like, that's Mish. I gave it away with the use of the word Sweet okay. It could be a shining sort of thing. But I said sweeties. Yeah. And you were like, that's you. Yeah. I gave it away with the use of the word sweeties. It's funny. I was looking at you as a sweetie as well. I did have that thought as well.
59:14 Because there was a squiggly line underneath wanting to change it to sweets. Sweeties is good, though. But 63. Sweeties. Sweeties, little sweeties. Then we had Dr. Hank Bluedfeast. Bluedfeast. That was Lewis, okay, the house.
59:31 That was good. I can respect Lewis. I love that one. Bluedfeast. I love that. That's fun. That was fantastic. And Sammy wrote the one about Jane Harvey finding herself with a taste for blood.
59:40 Wasn't that fun? Yeah. Loved that. After she found her husband slain. I thought that was a fun use. Yeah. Fun use of the husband slain. I thought that was a fun use. Yeah. Fun use of the word slain. Slain.
59:47 One of the finest. Slain. So much like you predicted, Mish, one of you is correct. Oh my goodness. I'm on edge. We had the- I think it's Mish.
59:55 I think Mish got it wrong. The cult splatterfest horror classical. We had the Egyptian caterer. Correct. Can I just say, good luck to you. Can I just say, good luck to you. This feels just say, good luck to you.
01:00:05 This feels like the end of some sort of a reality competition. It does. Yeah, and you're the Usher Gunzberg in this situation. Who won Big Brother? It's Nolsi and Sebastian. So the Disgraced Chef, a.k.a. Splatterfest Horror Classic. That was Lewis, a.k.a. The House. That was a good one. That's a good one that's so good meaning it
01:00:27 was the egyptian caterer mish is correct congratulations i believe this is your first win in three attempts is that correct this is did i not win last time no braz won last time i won this is so exciting well i will i'm gonna tabulate the scores just to make sure uh but while i do that i'll quickly let you know that this film has a 50 approval rating on rotten tomatoes oh good by critics 42 by audience a review by frank sheck reads oh attempt sheck i thought i knew him attempt scares and yucks in equal measure and fails to deliver either oh that's that is sc very nice. That is scathing. That is a scathing review. Rough.
01:01:06 Lewis wrote, he picked out one of the goofs from IMDB, which is like an internet movie database. Right, never heard of her. The potted plant that sits on the police chief's desk appears and disappears in some scenes. And zero out of one found this helpful. All right, final score check. Wow.
01:01:25 Nail biting in the end. Is in. Wow. In third place on four points. It's Sammy P. Wow. Thank you so much. Jumping up into second place on six points.
01:01:34 It's the half. Oh, the half. It's good. First. Meaning first time winner on eight points. It's Mish. Big wet. It does feel good.
01:01:43 Big wet. Mish. It's Mish. It's Mish. Congratulations, Mish. It's Mish. Big wet. It does feel good. Wittrop. Big wet. Mish. It's Mish. It's Mish. Congratulations, Mish. It's a tsunami. Thanks so much for being on the podcast, both of you. Mish.
01:01:53 Thank you. Where can people find you? The podcast is out every week. Yeah, we do Leguizamarama every week at Mish and Zach on Instagram or Leguizamarama on all your potty platforms. Or you can just follow me if you don't like that Zach prick. You can just follow me, at MishWitrop. That's it.
01:02:09 That's good. And Sammy P, Confessions. Confessions, the podcast, which comes out every Monday morning. Confessions on all the things. Well, thank you so much for joining us. Thanks, everyone, for listening. Why not give us a five-star review? Why not?
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01:02:49 I've been Matt Stewart Goodbye Bye Bye Have you done this pod yet? Yeah yeah Oh you've done it before? I've done it with Jess Perkins
01:03:04 You did it yeah You did it ages ago. Ages ago. Here we bloody go. Here we bloody go. I did it with our good friend Jess Perkins, friend of both shows, I believe. All three. All three shows.
01:03:14 Is she a friend of yours? Yeah. Yeah. Episode three, Jess Perkins. Wow. That is it. Episode three. Early days, yeah.
01:03:20 Fuck. That's so good. I don't want to brag, Mish, but I was at one of Confessions. Were you really? And wasn't invited to the recent celebration. I'm not even listening. He confronted me at a birthday party recently. I did confront him.
01:03:35 I made that 30th birthday party all about me. Was it you and, can I guess, Scott Brennan? Oh, close. The actor Stephen Curry. Oh, was it your first ever? It was Matt. The actor Stephen Curry. Oh, it was your first ever. It was Matt and the actor Stephen Curry were the first two guests ever. You've always been too ashamed of me to put me in a room with Stephen Curry. I'm so ashamed of you.
01:03:52 Yeah. A diva is a female version of a hustler. I believe that's Beyonce. Oh, really? Yeah. I believe that's a philosopher. When I say diva, do you think Beyonce? No, I don't.
01:04:04 Do you just think of a shrill bitch? I famously hate women. I will not have one on my podcast. When we start recording, it's just going to be Matt Nice sitting in silence and Big Wet's out. Yeah, Big Wet's out. Sorry, Big Wet, but you sit yourself out. No, when I think diva, I think Mariah Carey. Yes.
01:04:22 That's the image that comes to my mind. Do you think that's probably someone yeah that comes to my mind yeah do you think that's a generational thing like i got caught out recently you know the the microphones that go on the side i called it a madonna mic oh yeah someone's like all right old man stop what is it now that well they said a britney mic but i'm like i think that is also quite out of date now there's got to be a new one it's a rob mills it's a milsy mic the. One of the best and worst things that's come into my life in the last few years is TikTok, right? Yeah.
01:04:48 I was so hoping you weren't going to say me then. It is. No, it's TikTok. And I love TikTok. Don't get me wrong. I love a little grocery haul on TikTok. Yeah. I love a little bit of Polly TikTok.
01:04:58 It's very fun. What is your algo? Sorry. Fucked is what it is. Yeah, mine is too. But the thing that it's really, it's fucked me is that they'll have a bunch of songs on there. Yeah. That are old school songs.
01:05:08 Yeah. Which are just like songs I was listening to not long ago, like in my twenties and stuff like that. And it's like, they're now old people. They're retro. They're retro. Yeah. It's insane. Kings of Leon is retro now.
01:05:23 There's this whole wave of people listening to Kings of Leon now. It's like, listen to this old band. Like, we would listen to Credence Clearwater or something like that. They listen to Kings of Leon. I've never felt like a fucking nana before in my life. I had on my algo, I had the other day pop up a guy listening to Sexy back for the first time. And you know how they do that on purpose? So people do it, you react to a video.
01:05:49 And it's usually a really old song that, an obscure song that they've never heard of before. But I love that they're going really popular songs from like 10 years ago and listening to it for the first time. And I was going, there is absolutely no way this is your first time listening to sexy back. And if it is, we're old we're old and that's like maybe we are no i don't think so i think they're just uh searching for outrage from us
01:06:11 old people i mean us people normal aged people us young people really yeah probably us yeah almost immature yeah i do that anytime someone brings up like the age 30 or something like that yeah i'm uh, this guy's 30. I always go now because I'm 31. I'm always like, so young then. Oh. So really young then. I'm really young.
01:06:31 Just a child. Just a child. Young whippersnapper. I love this. I'm trying to find my page where I keep the scores. He edits heavily so we could do a big fart. Yeah, yeah. And I do not.
01:06:43 That stays in. I was reading confessions this morning to some guests and the confession disappeared as I was trying to find it. And there was a few, there was about, it felt like three minutes. It was like 10 seconds. It felt like three minutes ago. Oh, shit. Do I refresh?
01:06:57 Do I reboot Reddit somehow? Were they guests you didn't know very well? No, it was good. It was good. I knew them really well, so it was fine. But yeah, losing them and not, even after five years, me not saving them out of Reddit is such a dumb thing. You're stupid.
01:07:13 I'm stupid. And he's an ex-prime minister now. Oh, yeah. So I think you're a left. I don't think so. You're breaking my reality, man. I believe he's the current Prime Minister of Australia. Yeah, I saw him once in Sydney.
01:07:30 He was in his track suit, which he was quite famous for, and he walked around. I love being comfortable. He was just running around high-fiving people. And it was a beautiful sight to see and something that I will never forget. I mean, it's not a great story. It's not one of my best stories. But he used to just run around just high-fiving people so much. I remember when we were growing up, Matt,
01:07:52 the chaser used to always follow him around and always find him wherever he was power walking with his tracksuit. Oh, yes. You don't see the same for anyone else. This is embarrassing, but I thought, which one? Thinking the quiz show. Oh, the Chase show. Isn't that magic? Oh, the Goliath?
01:08:11 The governor? They leave the studio where they film it and track down John Howe. The Chase? I don't think so. I was so deep in writing my answer to that question that I wasn't listening to a word he was saying. We left for a bit I was gone to it and then I came
01:08:28 back and you were talking about John Howe are we still on this snollygoster thing let's start it there not sure where we are now it ended up with yeah Sam talking about the the sketch group the chaser and me thinking he was talking
01:08:44 about one of the chasers expert. Oh, the panel? From that show. The show, The Chase. The Chase. How good's The Chase? The Chase is very, great plug for The Chase. Yeah.
01:08:56 Keep that in. Here's a fun fact about your compiler. Have you already done it all? I've done, but I love a fun fact. Oh, I love a fun fact. I don't have anywhere to be. It's a fun fact about my boyfriend. Yeah, this is fun.
01:09:05 When we first moved in together, you know, when you like discover, when you move in with your partner and you discover things you didn't know about them and stuff, I discovered that at five o'clock every single day, my partner, when he finishes work, this was before he had an office and he was just sitting on the couch to do work, he would watch The Chase and then like scream answers at the television. Scream. That's amazing.
01:09:25 And I was just like, if I found this out about you in the early stages of dating, I would not have continued dating. Because he screams at the chase. Oh, he just loves the chase. And if it's not the chase, he loves Millionaire Hot Seat. He loves that one that's like you drop the coin down the chute. Oh, yeah. Like stupid question answer.
01:09:43 He just loves trivia and he loves getting answers correct more than anyone I've ever known in my life. I remember in high school, a friend of mine getting real antsy as it got to, like, five o'clock because they always wanted to be home to watch MASH. Oh. And it was such an odd show for, like, a kid my age to be obsessed with MASH.
01:10:02 We were, like, 16 and most of us were like out riding our bikes and going to the milk bar, putting stuff on my dad's book because I thought it was just printing money. I didn't know that he actually paid that at the end of the month.
01:10:11 When I had a sickie from school, if I ever pulled a sickie from school, often it was because I just really wanted to watch Rikki Lake. Oh yeah. I loved it. I was a Jerry Springer guy
01:10:19 but it stressed me out as well. Jerry Springer, Rikki Lake, Oprah. Yeah. Dr. Phil depending. It was fun. Oh man, I found all those shows so depressing. They are.
01:10:28 But also, including MASH as well. Yeah, MASH is very depressing. I think it's known as one of the great comedies. Oh, absolutely. But it was ruined by me watching it as a kid going, this is sad. This is depressing. This is dumb.
01:10:40 Bumming, yeah. Yeah. Oh, Matt died. Matt died. Matt died. And he's dead. Shotgun the podcast. I love this book. Shotgun the app.
01:10:50 I'm hosting it. You get it. Can I get this in your will, Matt? That is fun. He leaves his podcast. Matt, can I host this podcast in your will? Yeah, thanks. Can people please remember that?
01:11:00 Big Wet gets the pod. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's recorded. It is officially recorded now. You can use it in a court of law. And he's answered. I can use his answer being, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's recorded. It is officially recorded now. You can use it in a court of law. And his answer, I can use his answer being, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
01:11:11 yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
01:11:12 yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah episodes and I've been listening to one. I'm like, this show's fun. When I'm on it, it's a brutal listening. Because I'm just like, shut up. Let Justin down. Talk. Fuck. That's lovely. But if I'm not on it, I'm like, oh man, this is great. This is great content. I love this content.
01:11:37 I should probably take a long break of a short pierce. But still take the profits. I think that's important. Yes. Of course. You're a businessman first. His face is on it But still take the profits. I think that's important. Yes. Of course. You're a businessman first. His face is on it. He gets the money. So, you know,
01:11:49 that's why we get into podcasting for the profits. I personally got into podcasting to become a millionaire. It's working out pretty well. Yeah, it's pretty cool. All right, while you're still writing your answer,
01:11:59 let's go for a quick break. I'm not writing my answer anymore. You're done? Yeah. Fuck your break. We'm not writing my answer anymore. You're done. Yeah. Fuck your break. We ain't making you nervous. I don't know if you can cancel the break, Mitch. Break cancelled.
01:12:11 Break cancelled. We're not doing the breaks today. Last week, Ben Russell would not let me get away with that lie. He's like, we weren't on a break and we've already written our answers. That's disgusting. Took me quite a few attempts before I could finally get it clean. I do need to get this. He's a real dog, actually.
01:12:30 He's a real dog. He's a real dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sammy, I appreciate you writing below your answer. Matt, this one was me. Just want to get it clear this time. I don't want the same mistakes every time. All in caps, too.
01:12:44 It was like a shouting thing. It was kind of fun. Right. This is the best game in the world. It's so fun. It's so fun. All I do is come on here. Yeah.
01:12:52 Smash it, to be fair. You manipulate. And then just, like, compliment your podcast. Isn't that nice? Yeah. It's nice to feel that beautiful energy. I mean, there's a spot for you on every episode, Big Wet. Wow. Big Wet. Little Mo Wet. Wow, Big Wet.
01:13:05 Little moist. Always for Big Wet. Little moist. Thank you so much. Whenever you feel like it, hit me up. I'll probably start to annoy you soon by messaging you most weeks. No, it's honestly fine. I'll tell you when I want to stop.
01:13:20 I don't want to do this anymore. I don't think I could handle it. That would break my heart. That would be a brutal message to get. You'd be like, honestly, can we not do this anymore i don't think i could handle that would break my heart that would be a brutal message to be like honestly can we not do this well then it's a cool life i need to i you're you've made a good point i'm gonna space it out we need to bear this i did actually invite someone on the podcast a while ago and they just said i'd rather not yeah they would like they were busy oh no but it was very much like oh i just don't think that i could whatever i don't know them very well right okay. Okay. I was just like, my game.
01:13:46 That's so funny. I'll tell you both later. Yeah, mate. We've just said it quite a bit. We have said it so many times. I had someone on the podcast the other week who was a little bit drunk and I'm not using the podcast. Can you tell us who it is later?
01:13:57 Yeah. We've all got somebody to expose. Anyway, I'm not going to use the episode. So the episode is not coming out. They've asked me not to bring it out. But I did have a scandal. There were so many, so many references to one particular person throughout the whole thing. And I was going to have to bleep, I reckon about 50 times this person's name. And I was kind of happy when it was doing it because I was going, gee, that one's going to be a big edit.
01:14:25 And I was like, I'm not going to do that one right away. I'm not going to, I'm just going to put that one off. And then it came through and I was like, yeah, fair enough. And let's not put that one ahead. Because I was like, oh, just, because I've done it before where I've accidentally mentioned someone's name.
01:14:37 It's always just to make the guests laugh. And I've done it a lot. You know, I won't say it on your podcast, Matt. But you know, I do it a bit where I mentioned one person's name and it's usually the same person. And having to go back and one time I let it slip and there was one where I didn't bleep it out
01:14:51 and so many people messaged me, I'm talking 12. You know, so it's more than a half does. It's more than a half does. So, yeah, I was so stressful. It's the full day. Yeah, and I was like out for the day and couldn't get back till later. I was like, what do I do? What do I do?
01:15:04 Can you say the name? I will bleep it. Oh, the room just got real serious. That one's not even funny. It's just like, ooh. I was at Dave Warnocky's wedding and very far away. It was also like a 12-hour drive home. It was something like that the whole time.
01:15:21 I was going, I'm fucked. I'm fucked. I've done it again. Anyway, that's a fun thing for me. I won't edit that out. There's our next beef. Haddon Ham, Buckham... What happened in Haddon...
01:15:38 I'm always definitely saying this wrong. I'm starting to think maybe I'd do a better job at hosting. Oh, yeah. When you die, it's hers. It's a big time IMDb guy. Mish, IMDb. What? Ever heard of it?
01:15:52 Yes. I'm writing something fabulous. I've already written my fabulous thing, Mish. All right, done. What? You're doing a good job. Thank you. Thank you.
01:16:03 Thank you so much. All right, let me just triple. Is yours long or is it just perfectly worded? I think it's perfect as it is. Yeah, I love that. Just the way you are. This is when you end with the song. Thank you.
01:16:19 All right. I would love if Matt did end with songs. Sorry? I would love it if Matt just for some reason ended with a song. What song would do it? I would kind of like, oh, God, I want it to be maybe a Nina Simone song. Oh, that's nice.
01:16:34 But I was listening to a lot of Tracy Chapman. It's a baby. I was thinking more like a cult chisel moment. Can you hold me tonight? Oh, wow. Cult chisel, yeah. What, a ballad or one of their cum thumpers? Change it up.
01:16:47 Yeah, every week you need to change it. Oh, great. You can't do the same thing every week. Go through the back catalogue. Yeah, of course. Calm down. Lovely. Lovely.
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