Who Knew It with Matt Stewart - Mini Ep 2 - Mish Wittrup, Tom Cashman and Raewyn Pickering

Episode Date: April 3, 2025

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Ahoy, ahoy, it's the titular Matt Stewart just letting you know that I'm about to start my Melbourne run at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival from the 8th of April at Spleen Bar. So pumped, come see me bad boy. That's the name of the show. Now on with this show. Hello, yes, it is the titular Matt Stewart here coming in quickly. This was a mini episode, but now it's getting a little less mini because we're doing a pre, we're pre-gaming with Rowan Pickering. Hey Rowan. Pre-mini. Hello, Matt Stewart.

So good to be here. Comedy Festival's on. It's on. It's happening. How much fun are we having? Oh my god. I'm loving loving it I'm actually having a really good time. My show Sheepish is going down really well I'm talking about all kinds of farm animal facts. Farmy is funny, it's like you always say. Australia's

premier farm-based comedian. So you're on at the Tasma Terrace? I am, 9 p.m. And not many shows to go? No, no I've only got, I'm in my last week now. So this weekend, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, is that it? Yes. Final three shows. And then Sunday. On Sunday. Yeah.

And then that's it. Yeah. Hang up the farm stories, I guess. Yeah. Until another time. But no, it's been so much fun and I'd love for, yeah, for more people to come on the weekends. It'd be great. And it's, you know, not very far from Palmer station. Oh, yeah. It's a beautiful old building, too.

Oh, yeah. If people like a bit of architecture. Yeah. It's a real juxtaposition. The farm. It's like a 1900s. Because it is like a heritage listed building. It's just, yeah, very, very beautiful inside. And finally, they probably would have been farmlands. Farmlands?

Farmlands. Farmlands nearby back there. Yeah, probably, yeah. Anyway, yeah, I'm looking forward to coming. I'm gonna come on one of the last nights. Can't wait. Listeners, you should get there as well. Is it, did you have a code you like to use?

I do use code alpaca. So a lot of my gear is about farm animals, as I said, and it's kind of going around one particular alpaca that I really love. But yeah, alpaca, they're fascinating. Did you know? Carrie's lesser known younger brother. Carrie Packer was a mogul. That's very good. Do you want to use that? Writing it down. So yeah, Al Packer. Al Packer.

And yeah, come on down is called sheepish. So you finish and then you pass the baton to me. Yeah. And I start on the eighth and I can't wait to get stuck in for bad boy at spleen. Also very close to parliament station. And it's a great time. Yeah. Yeah.

The Paris end of the city. Oh, that's right. Very on from say up there from isn't that correct? No, I bet not. So you're about to hear the mini episode with Mish, Big Wet, Wittrup, and Tom, Mini Me, Cashman. I don't know. We've got to think of a nickname for him.

And then we're going to come back. And Rae, when you're going to try and answer those questions as well, maybe giving the house or Mish or Tom the points to get them over the line. No pressure. Alright, we'll see you at the end of the game. Welcome to Who Knew It with Matt Stewart. Mini episode.

The show where the guests write the wrong answers. I'm the titular Matt Stewart and our first guest this week is performing a solo show at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. It's Mish Witrep. Hello! Off with your head! Off with... Off with her head. Oh, sorry. I was saying it to you. To me, yes. No, that's my show! Well done, Matt! I was gonna say, what the hell? She's not said shit! You only brought me on here to address some sort of hidden beef. I want to cut off your head. It's like, wow. And Tom's lead, yeah. It's really great to be here.

What's my one going to be? Well, also before we meet the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, it's Tom Cashman. Cut off his cock. OK, I'll get it out. You're a piece of shit. Two truths, one lie. 17 slight exaggerations.

The one of the truths was I'm going to cut off your dick. Oh, no. Sorry. I was hoping that was one of the lies. I wouldn't lie about that. Okay, so the way the show works is ask a relatively obscure trivia question. Now contestants have to write a convincing fake answer and then read out their answers, as well as the real one, and have to guess which one is correct. One of my favorite things about this podcast is the lack of pleasantries. We could have had a chat then. Yeah, yeah.

We just shared a joke and you went, nah, fuck you. We're going down to business. Mish, do you understand the meaning of the word mini? Yeah, true, sorry, let's speed this up. I mean, that is my main. We are in the middle of a mini episode, Mish. In fairness, my pod, this is not,

I'm sorry, we're in the middle of a mini, but my podcast has no structure, so I'm so not used to. Your podcast is a maxi. Yeah, yes it is, but my podcast has no structure. So I'm so not used to. Your podcast is a maxi. Yeah. My, yes it is. The maxi pad of podcasts. It's, my podcast is shambles.

So well done with what you're doing. Well, no, I would much prefer, my instinct would be more like that, but I do this every week and some comedians don't, you know, they can't, they wear their thoughts on their sleeves and you can tell when people are like, is this fucking thing still going? And I'm like, I'm sorry, but you know, they can't, they wear their thoughts on their sleeves and you can tell when people are like, is this fucking thing still going?

And I'm like, I'm sorry, but you know, we all did this. Yeah. So I don't, I don't mean, I don't know which way. So you get the sense that we're getting frustrated. Well. We're 10 seconds in. Yeah. Well he did, he has already said

he wants to chop off your cock, so. So the first question comes, hey, but how are you enjoying comedy? Oh, okay. No, fuck off. You can't do it now. You guys having a great time? Yeah, yeah, that's right.

Yeah, give me my questions. So this comes from Riley Ness from South Elgin in Illinois. The question is, what is the name of the dangerous apex predator native to the outer rim planet Baganoh? Outer rim. In the Star Wars universe. You simply must read that again. What is it? Basically what's the name of a creature from Star Wars but the

full question is what is the name of the dangerous apex predator native to the outer rim planet Bagan-o in the Star Wars universe? Possibly haven't pronounced that planet right. I'm more familiar with the Inner Rim. What do you mean? I don't know. What do you mean by that? Uh, no, I'm not sure. You know, my heart, I like to leave it up to the interpretation of the viewer or the listener. Hey, while they're writing their answers, here's how the scoring works. You get one point if your

fake answer is guessed by the other contestant, another point if you correctly guess the answer. And by the way, I'm also playing as the house. And me and the question writers, we've put in two of our own fake answers for each question and we get a point for each one of those that our guests choose. So each of us can score up to two points per round, which seems fair, but the probability actually favors me the house. And our great questions come from our great Patreon supporters. If you want to get involved, sign up on any of the patreon.com such to go on pod linked

in the show notes I probably I'd I normally only ask the Star Wars naming questions and you just have to give us a name you don't have to describe them or anything like that but I'm yeah I'm normally I'm assuming neither of you a big Star Wars fans for some reason. It's a fair assumption. Yeah, it's a very fair assumption, yeah. I just was a bit too young, I guess. And so when I associated watching it

with it being rainy at school, because I think maybe I watched the first one, like maybe the first 40 minutes just at lunch when it was raining in primary school, when you get taken into a classroom, then you associated with school. And I suppose it just seems all of it kind of just the CGI isn't hitting in the same way. That's how I remember it as well, seeing it at a

friend's house. One of the original trilogy and I just sort of looked so shit. Everything about it was so brown. And the teachers saying it's awesome. Yeah exactly. I think it's like it's they have this junk aesthetic that they're Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Anakin Skywalker. Anakin Skywalker. And that's the only one I've seen. Right. There was an Ewok movie that I liked as a kid. Caravan of Courage, I believe. Yeah, I think that's the name. Caravan of Courage. I think that's the name of it, yeah.

Can I say, guys, this kind of... Isn't that the thing Hamish and Andy did? This chat is making me uncomfortable on something that should be a mini. Yeah, sorry. Sorry, I'm so sorry. Back to business. We're in a mini, guys. How are you guys enjoying the festival?

Look at... It's fine. Well, I think we're only waiting on one answer to come in. Hang on, what am I meant to be doing? Sending it to you. Yeah. Yeah, so that's probably why I was getting evasive because I'm like, what do I do? Yeah, you just DM it to me, not to the group chat, please.

Okay, yeah. Oh, Tom, you're probably not aware. You're playing against Big Web. I was hoping you wouldn't tell him. Oh, okay, I won't tell him. Yeah. Against what? Don't worry about it, mate. Don't worry. You're playing against Big Weh. I was hoping you wouldn't tell him. Okay I won't tell him. Yeah. Don't worry about it mate. Don't worry. We're all good here. Okay. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Don't even worry about it. Don't even think about it. Don't think about it twice mate. Yeah. Mish doesn't have a reputation in this podcast

universe so don't ever think about it. Oh dear all right, the answers are in for question number one. What is the name of dangerous apex predator native to the outer rim planet Bogono in the Star Wars universe? Option one, Crudius Maximus. Option two, Ogdo Bogdo. Option three, Grog Dimaru. Option four, Splab Splobby. Or option five, Crayon.

Crayon? Crayon. Four, five great options there. Mish, what are you thinking? I'm leaning, so Crayon would make sense, right? I don't know why. To tie in. But also keep in mind that I don't care about Star Wars at all, so none of these names. The second one was good too, what was that? Second one was Ogdo Bogdo.

I'm gonna go with Crayon. Crayon, yep. Yeah, let's go with Crayon. Alright, locking in Crayon. What do you think, Tom? What was the third one? Third one, Grog Dimaru. I reckon it's that.

Yep. Locked in? Yep. Alright. Geez, you've jumped into the spirit of many and I like that Straight straight at the point. Mm-hmm You set this can we now Reflect on or do we? I'm gonna let you know who wrote the answers. Okay. Okay, so Neither of you picked the house answers which were crotius or crudius maximus which was written by Riley

Okay, the house and so was splabs blobby. I like splabs blobby. I think he sounds like a lot of fun I've so picked Tom's go on. Tom is the one who wrote crayon. Yeah. Okay. Gotcha. Tom you went for Mish's grogdarmaroo Oh for god's sake The correct answer is two non-Star Wars people just being like, whatever! That's the kind of shit that... And Ogdo Bogdo was the correct answer. Ogdo Bogdo sounds so fake.

Yeah, that sounded really fake. But then that's the thing, I've like underestimated you. Tom went right against what I said, and he wrote his answer to the group chat that you're in, Mish. Oh. So, can I be honest here? Shit! So...

Oh. Damn it! So, what happened is I had another answer that I'd written and Matt said don't put it in the group chat, so I decided to put a D-boy one in the group chat and then I sent my real one to Matt just... And then he included the fake one and you f***ing f***ed it That was my joke one. That was my decoy one that I wanted him to do. I said I had Papyrus the Thin Absolutely flute that. It fanned as crayon really is So clever, um grog dimeru is just two funny words.

Does anyone remember dimeru? Yeah, was it Melbourne Central? Oh, was it Melbourne? Is it only Melbourne? Oh, Melbourne Central's the only one I know. It was a shopping centre in Melbourne Central. Right, was it like a, it was... Japanese, I think.

Yeah, it was an overseas like chain that launched, I think it launched when Melbourne Central with the big yeah the glass Yeah, and they made really good sushi there and mum used to take us there for lunch It was kind of like I guess the you know, the the Melbourne Central Upside down glass cone is sort of our Opera House. Yeah Great One of the most depressing sentences I've ever heard.

Anyway, how's your festival going? Do you want to be in town? Have you checked out the Ups and Down? What are we called? Does it have a name? What's this? The cone. The Ups and Down glass?

No. Cone. No, it doesn't have a name. No. I got disrespected when I got to Melbourne. What? I, actually it was the second day I was here, not when I just arrived, but I got an Uber and I got in the Uber and the Uber driver said to me, you're not from Melbourne are you?

What is that? I know. And I'm like, oh no, I'm not. Yeah, what was it about me that made you think that? Like my clothes? And he goes, you're stiff. You were fully erect. Yeah.

Like how did you know? And then I'm like- Why were you so stiff? You were fully erect. Yeah. Like how did you know? And then I'm like... Why were you on a wood in an uber? Obviously he meant like stiff in kind of my disposition, I guess. That's so funny.

Tommy, are you surprised by that assessment? I was thinking about it afterwards. I'm like, what do you mean? And then he started walking it back. He's like, oh, it's just a vibe, you know, it's not one thing. And I'm like, what do you mean? And then he started walking it back. He's like, oh, it's just a vibe, you know, it's not one thing. I'm like, you said stiff. You can't back down from stiff. But then I think what happens is I when I I suppose maybe there's something to be said

for it. If you live somewhere, you do casually more like say hello to the Uber you've done a million times. I'm like, oh, there he is. Yeah, something to be said for that. And you were getting off a plane. I wasn't getting off a plane. But I was in down in St. Kilda in a bit of a touristy area I reckon that was fucking part of it But I think the other thing that I've realized is that when I'm running across a road or kind of like

Waving to an uber and then kind of jostling over to show respect of hurry When running I do a bit of a comedy run. I think I do a bit of a like it I think it's friendly, but I kind of know yeah, oh yeah, cause you're, you're sure, I do the same. You're showing them. I'm, I'm hustling over. I know your time is valuable. Totally. But I'm also kind of don't want to be doing like an

earnestly embarrassing run. So to avoid that, I'll lean into a deliberately a bit embarrassing run. Yeah, yeah, I get it. And I do that when I run across the road as well. Ooh, ooh, ooh, you kind of do it deliberately a bit silly. And I think maybe that's what he was picking up on, but maybe I also just am stiff.

Yeah. You are wearing a Sydney t-shirt as well. Yeah, that's true. I was thinking that. That might be the reason. What I love about festivals- I think I was wearing it that day. During festival period in Melbourne for a month,

all of the comedians are kind of running between shows and stuff and going to their, and they're all carrying like huge suitcases and like big backpacks full of shit. So you can't really differentiate them from tourists except that all the comedians are wearing like brightly coloured fucking stupid clothing. That's how you can tell the difference. It's like everyone looks like a tourist in Melbourne except the comedians are wearing

like a funny blazer. You're like, ah, you are from around here, you fucking idiot. That's funny. Yeah, I don't wear colorful clothes. Double checking. No, you don't. I'm wearing a yellow hat.

That's pretty colorful. No, but you're very Melbourne. Lucy Goosy, I get what you're saying. So that means there's a point for each of you in the first round. Oh, God. Not the thing that we were just talking about, that doesn't mean that. No, no, no, no, I get what you're saying. So that means there's a point for each of you in the first round. Not the thing that we were just talking about, that doesn't mean that. No, no, no, no, I understand.

That would have been, that felt like it was out of nowhere. Yeah, definitely not in keeping with a mini. Yeah, two one point contestants in front of me. That's how I see you both worth one point right now. How do you do? And that brings us to the final round of this mini. Oh my goodness. Oh wow.

This question comes from Timbers from Rockville, Maryland. My question is, what is the name of the niche interest podcast that was launched on the 7th of January, 2022? So it's some sort of niche interest. The podcast was like most podcasts, I guess. Yes. You just need a name. What's the name of it?

A niche podcast. Okay. In 2022. Yeah, January 2022. I mean that's not super relevant, but that it was just to be specific. Okay. To make sure because there'd be lots of podcasts that were launched around then, but this is the one that was that day. Yeah, yeah, I don't want you stumbling on another correct answer. God forbid. And while you're writing your answers, here's some more info on Ogdo Bogdo. This is from A to Z, species from A to Z. It writes, particular caution is required when dealing with the world's beganos, the world beganos top predator as the Ogdo Bogdos are the undisputed top of the local food chain. The four-legged species has an intimidating appearance from the outset with its long sharp teeth and three

bright eyes, bright green eyes on the front of its head. According to Wookiepedia, the Ogdo Bogdo was a rare species of the Ogdo, already a dangerous apex predator native to the outer rim planet of Baganoo. Highly aggressive and ferocious, the creature was larger and much deadlier than the common Ogdo, boasting a highly lightsaber resistant shell and tremendous strength. Riley writes, the question writer, a giant three-eyed toad creature, Ogdo Bogdo appears as an enemy in the game Jedi Fallen Order. This guy was honestly a nightmare to beat.

I definitely got killed by this guy more than I'd like to admit. Great. Riley, you keep like to admit. Great. Riley, you keep that to yourself, that's embarrassing. Yeah, that really is Riley. Oh my gosh. Mish's answer is in. That's right. I don't fuck around when it comes to minis. You're all business.

I'm all binness. Hey Matt, how's your comedy festival going? Well, it is going fantastically. I'm building up to the first... I'm not doing it until the eighth. I've been really, really chilled out so far. Yeah, nice. But I can't wait. It doesn't exist and it doesn't happen. Yeah. I'm feeling very jealous. I wish I was doing it. I wanted to do a full run run it didn't turn out that way but this is fine yep I'm going away this weekend. I like doing a little half run yeah I do enjoy a half run but I don't know if I understand. You're doing a half run now as well. If people want to see your show they got to get out and see it. Well it depends when this comes out. It's

coming out it's coming out it's coming out ASAP. You almost committed and see it. ASAP. Well, it depends when this comes out. It might be- It's coming out, it's coming out ASAP. It's coming out in the next few days. ASAP. ASAP. He almost committed and then went to ASAP because he doesn't know exactly when. No, it's gonna be when I get around to it. Well, I've only got eight shows to go. So depending on when this comes out,

I might only have like a very small ham. Yeah. So yeah, come along please. Like a mini equivalent of a live performance run. Yeah, that's it, exactly. And also, but also it's selling out pretty good. so if this comes out and it's already sold out you missed out. Yeah bad luck. Bad luck bit. I don't think you're a bitch if you're listening to this. I think you're lovely. Alright the answers are in for the second

and final question it really all comes down to this because you are locked head to head on one point apiece. Yeah. The question is, what's the name of the niche interest podcast that was launched on the 7th of January 2022? Hopping Mad, the home brewcast. It's Pickle Time, America's premier pickleball podcast. Turkin-Mirkins, a history of pubic toupees. Fart Fetish podcast with Raj. of pubic toupees, fart fetish podcast with Raj, free or free at last, a COVID reflection podcast for those who still won't leave their house.

Tom, what do you think? Wow. One of these is real. Could Mish go first again? Uh, only if she- Why? I just preferred it when I got more thinking time and I get to hear her kind of analyze. Is there a way I could hear them again?

Is that a despicable request? Hopping Mad, the home brew cast. It's Pickle Time, America's premier pickle bowl podcast. Turkin-Mercans, a history of pubic toupees. Fart Fetish podcast with Raj. Or Free At Last, a COVID reflection podcast for those who still won't leave their house I Really didn't like the feeling of picking mishas and then having the feeling of being Manipulated by someone who I'm in the same room with it made me feel small

Mini, yeah, maybe feel mini actually minis I'm gonna start using that when someone's demeaning me. Oh, you're making feel mini And gorgeous Turkin mercant the fucking toupee Pubic toupee Pubic toupee that I mean it smacks of someone fake coming up with it doesn't it? But it also is the kind of thing that a listener who wanted to be perceived as funny by a

is the kind of thing that a listener who wanted to be perceived as funny by a podcaster that they looked up to ever so dearly would submit in order to seem cool. Yeah, I mean how cool? Cooler than Santa Claus. I don't know about you, but when you first mentioned Timbers I was like, whatever. But then you read that Turkin-Murkin thing and I'm like, I reckon Timbers is pretty fucking cool, man. That's cool as shit. If he came up with that. Yeah, of course.

I am going to go Turkin-Murkin. Good. Turkin-Murkin. Oh, Turkin-Murkin's interesting response from Mish there. Lock that in for Tom. Um, am I allowed to change based on Mish's response? Have you locked in? You just said locked in. But am I able to change? Well, you's response? Have you locked in? You just had locked in but am I able to change? Well you can if you do it quickly. I would

like to change to the first one. Hopping mad the home brew cast. Yeah okay. Yeah, because that's pretty cool. Can I change again? Uh, what? I'll read into you one last time, you gotta lock something in. Hopping mad, it's pickle time, turk and merkins, fart fetish or fray at last. Going back to Jokin' Maken. No! No, no. Homebrew, homebrew, homebrew, homebrew, homebrew. Homebrew? She's all over me.

Yeah. She's unreadable. All right, Mish, what do you think? Okay, I think it's Pickle Time Sounds Like a Podcast, but I also think that's the one Tom wrote. Oh. Oh. Yes. Yes.

I have a feeling that's the one that Tom wrote. I'm gonna lock in Turkin-Murkin. Okay. What? Locked in? Yep. That's interesting. Are you fucking kidding me?

Locked in. Oh, you've just been big wetted. Yeah, you just got wet, mate. What? Big wet. She's... she plays mind games in this show. What the hell? Yeah. Yeah.

You just... you got sopping wet. She's playing the game even after the words, it's locked in, I said. I'm really sorry about this, Tom, but I'm a sick fuck. And, yeah. Oh my god. This is really... I was doing that for comedy. I didn't know that she I was doing that for comedy

I didn't know that she's actually doing that after you said it's like been I'm not funny in this room Everything I'm doing has a purpose, but this is I mean, it's like a really interesting result The thing is I don't think it's turk and mercant to be clear, but I just wanted it was fun. It was fun to say And Tom will not like that. From memory, Tom's last time on the show. This is really... because we're going to do a full episode in a couple weeks and I think Tom's going to really study in between now and then. Yeah. Yeah. I think you've just woken a giant. Great. Great. I love a bit of competition. I'm sick of coming into this room and just fucking mopping the floor. It is going to be where I can see a battle royale coming up.

Okay, great. Yeah. All right. Is it fucking Turkin Merkin or not? Here's who wrote the answers. It's pickle time. As Mish guessed, that was Tom. Yes. Free at last, the COVID reflection podcast. That was Mish. Yep. Hopping mad, the homebrew cast. Tom went for that. That house I'm afraid. Yeah. Turkin Merkab was also the house.

Oh. The correct answer is fart fetish podcast with Raj. That's disgusting. That did occur to me. With Raj. I should have known because of the with Raj. Yeah. It felt real but it's just disgusting. Yeah it's so gross. And I just don't want to be associated with it in any way. Yeah, that is one of those ones like you don't want to like yuck anyone's yum or whatever, but that one really is foul. That one really is gross. I'm actually more accepting of people who have like a scat thing than a fart thing. You know what I mean?

I mean, look, probably don't like that either. It's like they think it's silly. It's childish and disgusting at the same time. This is what Tim has writes about finding the podcast. He says, I'm not sure who Raj is, but in the thumbnail it says with Raj. From the podcast website, quote, a podcast about sexual acceptance in and around a proctophilia. We take a deep dive into sexuality by asking and processing some of the difficult what's, whys and hows of living with odd and obscure fetishes.

This is not a talk show about farts. It's an exploration of human sexuality. It's cause Raj likes farts. Yeah. Raj just wants to get to episode four where they talk about farts. And then his interest really sort of drops off for episode five onwards.

All right, final score check. It really turned around the final round on equal second place on one point a piece. It is Mish and Tom, but out front on two points, it's the house. Oh, so we just both lose. Good on you. Good on you, house.

Yeah, that was great. So your festival shows, you're gonna have, I reckon you're about halfway through your own Mish How can people get to the show? Yeah, please come on. It's called off with her head. It's at the Greek at 8 p.m And you can get there by train or car Depending on where you're Book ahead that'd be really nice. It's a fun show. I really like doing this show It's a very chill very happy show, which is cool. And yeah, I really like it.

So good. I can't wait to see it. Tom, what about you? My show is called Two Truths, One Lie and 17 Sighted Exaggerations. I'm at the Melbourne Town Hall for the whole month. Google it. And you're in a beautiful room, is that true?

I'm in a room where there's seven enormous portraits. It's called the portrait room of like previous mayors from my old timey mayors, very imposing. It's a creepy vibe to be honest, but when it's dark, which it is, you kind of can't quite see the big leering men. I tried to do a joke about it last night. Last night was opening night and I had a graph. I said this is the number of imposing large men there are up high in this room. Seven. And I had that in the graph of the seven large imposing men up high in this room are seven and had that in the graph of the seven large imposing men up high and then I counted all six portraits and I

was like, oh what's the seventh one? Oh I guess it's me. Silence. So that's not part of the show. Melbourne takes the old mayor's very seriously. We have a lot of respect for whoever those six guys are. Thanks so much for listening everyone. Give us a five star of you, why not? Tell your friends. Hey, and check back in a couple of weeks for the massive toe to toe battle royale. There's no underestimating now. Big Wet versus Minnie Tom.

She's playing. Thank you for calling me Minnie. Cheers for tuning in to Who Knew It with Matt Stewart. Now that you know it, I've been Matt Stewart. Oh, and come see my show, Bad Boys, at Spleen, from the 8th until the end of the festival. And now that you know it, I've been Matt Stewart. Goodbye. Wow, Rowan, what a ring a ding ding battle that was.

Can you believe it? The scores are so close, but and we thought they were final scores at the time. Tom on one, Mish on one, but the house on two, but you have the chance to change all of that now. Two questions. Let's see how you go. All right. Now two questions. Let's see how you go. OK, so the first question, which is written by Riley Ness from South Elgin in Illinois, is what is the name of the dangerous apex predator native to the outer rim planet Bagan? Oh, in the Star Wars universe.

So one of these is a real Star Wars species. OK. Crudeius Maximus. Ogdo Bogdo. Grog Dimaru. Splabsplobly. Or Crayon. Crayon. George Lucas is really just like looking around.

Yeah, yeah. I mean there's a lot of things he's got to go. Mr. Lampert and I. Um, okay. Um, uh, the Max, Maximus kind of sounds, or Ogdo Bogdo. Mm. Mm. Crudius Maximus, Ogdo Bogdo, Grog da maru, splabs blobly, crayon. Grog da maru, you've got me. Grog da maru.

Okay. Rowan's looking that in. Rowan, can you believe this? I mean, the listeners already know who wrote them, but I'll go through them quickly. Tom wrote crayon. Uh, the house wrote splabs blobly. Uh, the house also wrote crudius maximus. Mish wrote Grogdymaru. The correct answer was Ogdo Bogdo.

Ogdo Bogdo. Sounds very made up. It does. That's because it is. Yeah. But that means you've just bumped Mish up in an equal lead. Oh my God. After the fact.

Oh wow, you're welcome Mish. We can message Mish later and say, actually you won that game as well. Yeah. How dare you. So good. All right. And yeah, like we were saying before, last weekend of shows. Yes. Friday, Saturday, Saturday, please come. Use code Alpaca for cheap tickets or just message me. And you know, I've gone through various iterations of money myself, Matt. And sometimes I do message for comp tickets and it is fine.

Yeah. So yeah, if, if you want, absolutely message me. I can put you on the door, but just. Is that best to DM on Insta? Yes, Insta, Raewyn's pics. Sweet. Yeah. Come along. Learn about spontaneous, Raewyn's pics. Sweet. Yeah. Come along.

Learn about spontaneous ovulating alpacas. Oh my God. That sounds- It'll blow your mind. That's rough for comedy. So it's, are we talking about learning and laughing? Yes. Yes we are.

We're living, we're learning, we're laughing, we're loving. That's so good. All right. So here's the second and final question. This comes from Tim is from Rockville, Maryland. What is the name of the niche interest podcast that was launched on the 7th of January, 2022? It's a niche interest podcast.

It's Pickle Time, America's premier pickleball podcast. Hopping Mad, the home brew cast. Turk and Merkins, a history of pubic toupees. A fart fetish podcast with Raj. Or free at last, a COVID reflection podcast for those who still won't leave their house. Oh, interesting. So you got the home brewing one, the pickleball one,

the history of pubic toupees, fart fetish, or the COVID pod. Hmm. I feel like homebrew isn't that niche. Like that's a pretty big, you know, industry. Yeah, well, I don't know. Is this a public, is this public knowledge that you live with a brewer? Yeah. Because I mean, in your world, it's not very niche at all.

I hear about it all the time. I reckon, oh yeah, pickleball maybe because yeah, kind of has risen, risen through the ranks in the last couple of years, 22 and 22. I reckon. It's pickle time. It's pickle time. It's pretty fun. That's great. All right, let's see who wrote the answers.

The COVID one was Mish, Turk and Merkins. That was the house. Tim, Tim as a mate put that one together. Yeah. Hopping Mad, the home brew cast was the house. It's Pickle Time was Tom. The correct answer is Fart Fetish podcast with Raj. Whoa, go Raj.

But you've made, you know what you've done. Oh no. So here's the final scores. If I just equal it out? The final scores are now Tom on two points, Mish on two points and the house on two points. You've made it a three way tie. That's a three way tie.

Wow, beautiful. That is really actually beautiful. I'm happy to help. That's a quality. That is a big part of your ethos though, isn't it? Yeah, I just wanna level the? Yeah. Bringing people together, making them... Level the playing field. Level the playing field.

And then put a fence around it and put some sheep on it. And then milk it. So good. Oh, man, I'm having so much fun at Comedy Festival. Rowan, we'll see you back out there. Your show. Sheepish, Tasmanteras, 9 PM, use code alpaca. It'll be a great time. Yeah. And I'll see you back out there. Your show. Sheepish, Tasmanterras, 9 p.m. Use code alpaca. It'll be a great time.

Yeah, and I'll see you there too. I'm excited to come see your show. Not very far away from my home. That's right, Bad Boy from the 8th. 12 shows only, cannot wait. Oh, and, right on it. Do you have a code? I should get a code.

I mean, the Patreons have got a code. Okay. I made a huge mistake and made a code last week or whenever based on the Saints margin and they ended up having their biggest win in 10 years. It was, I could not believe it. 10 years. Crazy. Um, it was very close to the point where I was going to have to pay them to come.

Uh, and then, um, I wasn't going to say, oh yeah, normally like to check. Do you, if, uh, if listeners come, do you mind them coming up and saying hi after? Oh, no, I love it. I've already had a couple of listeners. I'll grab, you know, sometimes sometimes people are a bit shy and they just want to walk away. That's fine, too. Yes. But then when people come up and they're like, I listen to you, I'm at Spotted Sleet. It's so lovely. And then we can really bitch about you.

Reveal all your secrets. Yeah, I've been waiting for someone to talk about this. I got some bones to pick. But I think some people will probably just leave thinking, she probably doesn't want me to bother her. I know. But you don't mind. No, no, not at all.

Love it. I'll come to the show, come say hi. I might be there as well if you pick the right or wrong night, depending on whether or not you want a bitch behind my back anyway once again I'll say thanks so much for joining us for a win and cheers for tuning in to who knew with Matt Stewart mini episode and now that you know it I've been Matt Stewart goodbye What's up? Hello. Testing, testing. Thanks so much for having us, Matt. Hey, thanks so much for being involved. It's comedy festival time of the year. Damn straight. It's like Christmas.

Isn't it? Well. For losers. There we go. Big nerdy virgins. Unlike Santa Santa the coolest guy ever He's an organizer to kind of guy I feel like I'd put him in the nerd category as well. Yeah I mean it's all lists with that guy and Like I mean he's the probably the best guy logistics in the world like he'd make Apple look like a piece of dog shit Really? Oh a hundred percent Time management as well, like incredible, incredible. Because you have to be so specific, there is no room. For error.

There's no room for error when you're Santa. And that's why he never gets in kind of like sexual controversy. It's not because of his morality. Yeah, I was about to say, it's not because of all the things he's doing, no. No, no. He's just. Because he just doesn't have time.

Yeah. He's tempted to kind of, you know, someone says that. Be a bit pesty. Yeah, be a bit pesty. Well, I mean, because he's doing, no. No, no. He's just. Because he just doesn't have time. Yeah. He's tempted to kind of, you know, someone says that. Be a bit pesty? Yeah, be a bit pesty. Well, I mean, because he's a, well, think about it. He's a big fucking nerd and now he's really famous. Totally.

Big fucking nerds who are famous wanna be a bit pesty. Totally, and. He never ever got women. He never got them, and now he's famous. People are throwing themselves at him. Even in his 20s, everyone's chucking their lunch at him. Yeah, exactly. You've never been nothing.

And he's just eating those lunches, getting fat. Oh, one day come for your cookies. But then also the temptation would be bigger to be, I suppose, in people's homes when they're sleeping. Some people sleep naked, you know, some people like they'd come, oh, who's out there and they're wearing beautiful lingerie. Like that would be tempting. I I mean if they're doing that Christmas They they're they know what they're doing. Okay?

No, but that's what my point that could be like all Santa stay out. Yeah He's like no, I'm busy. It's a big get if you fuck Santa. Mm-hmm. That's a massive get like what like that's that's huge He's my white whale. Yeah. Well, that's right. But if you fuck Santa you would tell people that's huge. He's my white whale. Yeah, well that's right. But if you fucked Santa, you would tell people. That's not like, unjust for you. Oh, that's why, I reckon that's why he doesn't. I sell that story immediately. Yeah. Immediately.

I reckon that's actually a good way to make kids believe in Santa as they're coming to the age where they no longer do. Because they often have a sense of what kind of the parents don't want them to know. So you tell them like an awful kind of traumatic story to hear of like your mum fucked Santa last night. You don't believe in Santa? Oh God, that's awful. That's why you're telling me about your sex life. But also deep down

you're like, well Santa must be real. Yeah. You get a few more years of magic. If your mummy fucked Santa, he's real. Why would she lie about that? Yeah, exactly. Because she's telling you something that she shouldn't be telling you. Yeah, it's so crook that she would even bring that up.

So yeah. It must be true. Yeah, I'm good. You hear that? That's from you, I think. You just can't move. Like move around a bit. Oh, maybe it's not you.

But I... Well, it's fully stopped there. That's annoying. I mean, no, it's not annoying. It's actually really great. That's great. It's so annoying. I was going to get it's not annoying. It's actually really great.

That's great. It's so annoying. I was going to get used to that pop. That was great. Do you want a little break before we go into the... just keep rolling. Now smash it. Yeah, let's keep rolling I reckon. Feeling comfortable temperature wise? Yes, heaps fine.

Loving it. Sick. So yeah, obviously we're... the facade of this being happening at a different time. Yeah. Sick. So yeah, obviously we're the facade of this being happening at a different time. Yeah. I think I get it. I picked up on that lightning quick. Yeah. Yeah. I was kind of onto what you were doing there, but thank you for confirming, Matt. I think that was very successful. Thank you.