Who Knew It with Matt Stewart - Mini Ep 4 - Adele Cliff, Luke Heggie and Elouise Eftos

Episode Date: April 10, 2025

Who Knew It with Matt Stewart is a comedy game show podcast hosted by Australian comedian Matt Stewart. This is a mini episode featuring comedians Adele Cliff, Luke Heggie and Elouise Eftos!We're all performing at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, find tickets here: https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/Support the show via http://patreon.com/dogoonpod and you can submit questions for the show!See the podcast/Matt live: https://www.mattstewartcomedy.com/Check out Matt's podcast network: https://dogoonpod.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ahoy ho, it's the titular Matt Stewart just letting you know that I'm about to start my Melbourne run at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival from the 8th of April at Spleen bar so pumped come see me bad boy That's an amateur now on with this show Welcome to who knew with Matt Stewart a mini episode where the guests write the wrong answers. I'm the titular Matt Stewart and our first guest is performing at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival with the show Australia's first attractive comedian, it's Eloise Eftos. Hi.

Thanks so much for joining us. Thanks for having me. Where are you looking? Is there a camera? There's cameras there. You going straight down the barrel for me? Hi guys. Yeah, it's a bit like your own...

Okay, yeah. It's a fucking Hi guys. Yeah, it's a bit like your own. Okay, yeah. It's a fucking show reel. Yes, Luke. You've always got to be ready when there's cameras in. But there could be security ones up there. Hi. Sorry, I didn't mean to hijack that. No, no, please.

I loved it, I loved it. Let me introduce you. You're doing your show here at the Comedy Festival. Yuck, it's Luke Heggie. Yuck. So good. That's me, yeah, that's me. And our third guest today today also performing at the Melbourne

International Comedy Festival with the show Adela, Adela, Del Cliff. It is if it isn't the consequences of my own actions. It's Adela Cliff. Sorry, that is not. It's a stupid long title, isn't it? We love a stupid. We love a stupid long title.

I know I keep previously I've done like one word, two word, serious sounding titles. And I just. No, no. Live your life. Stupid long title it is. We love the stupid long title. I know I keep, previously I've done like one word, two words, serious sounding titles and I just. No. No. Living a life. Stupid long title it is. We love that. Oh sorry, also hello. Yeah, hi.

Down the bar. And look, it catches you as well. See the green light comes on. Guys, this is an amateur hour. We've all got to sell our shows. Yeah, yeah. You're doing a great job. I think this is, I think ticket sales

are just probably booming right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now live streaming live. Surfers are crashing. Yes. So this is how the show works. Ask a relatively obscure trivia question.

Our contestants have to write a convincing fake answer, then read their answers as well as the rule and have to guess which one is correct. And the first question comes from Madeline from Queensland, Australia. And the question is, what is the name of the tiny Victorian town located 300 Ks

northwest of Melbourne? You know, it's just a weird name town. Just a geographical name town. Yeah. And so you have to say the wrong answer. Yeah, you just make one up. You make up a, but you want Luke and Adele to guess it and then you get points for it.

You know what I mean? You're trying to trick them. Okay. And you're trying to entertain the audience. So you know, they're the two main goals. Many balls were juggling. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Two. Yeah. Two. So I suppose not really juggling. Just playing catch with both hands. Yeah. No, I think that counts as juggling.

So the question one more time. What is the name of the tiny, I think the population is three people, the tiny Victorian town located 300k's northwest of Melbourne. I'd never heard of it. Town with three people in. Yeah. Do they know the definition of town? No, I mean maybe not. I don't think they do. So while they're writing their answers, this is how the scoring works, you get one point if your fake answer is guessed by the other contestants and another point if you correctly guess the answer. By the way, I'm also playing as the house and I've put in two of my own fake answers for each at one point if your fake answer is guessed by the other contestants and another point if you correctly guess the answer. And by the way, I'm also playing as the house and I've put into my own fake

answers for each question, I get a point for each one of those that I guess choose. So each of us can score up to three points per round, which seems fair, but the probability actually favors me the house. So five possibilities. This is why is this? There'll be six possibilities because there's the real one, two house ones and your three. Oh, you get two.

I get two. All right. I get two. Well, I'm not able to guess. Oh, yeah. I don't get a point. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.

I forgive you. Give me a look. I'm I've never felt more stressed in my life. But are you doing a fucking long title name? No, I was trying to do something short. And I was like, what? Like, sorry, this is really serious. It is really serious.

And I need you to take it that way. Yeah, my parents and my sibling live in a certain name of town here. Oh, my God. So you're playing with a real advantage. Thinking of like what towns are called in Australia, like they just called random. Like, yeah, I'm not going to say what I've put. No, no, tell us. Tell me. Tell me. No, Luke, I'm not going to say what I've put. No, no, tell us. Tell me. Tell me. No, Luke, I'm not going to fall for it.

That is a good, good attempt. Luke, I'm going to go to play. No. All right. The answer in here is question number one. What is the name of the tiny Victorian town located 300 Ks northwest of Melbourne? Bald knob and Jinnadoon, Cockville, Titty Bong, Schleckville or Clown Town.

All right, Hagee, what do you think? Hmm. I mean, I like a lot. I like all of them. Yeah. I'd live anywhere. Yeah. Titty Bong would have gone by now. Titty Bong. Yeah. Titty Bong's out.

Kind of a listing just quickly. Yeah. Titty bong's out. Kind of listing it just quickly, sorry. Bald knob end, jindadoon, cockville, titty bong, shleckville, or clown town. And I've said jindadoon, it's ginadoon. Ginadoon. Ginadoon. Bald knob.

Bald knob, bald knob for Heggie. All right. What do you think, Eloise? I feel like when you said that, when I went, okay, you know what I mean? Hagee. All right. You think I will. I feel like when, when you said that when I went, okay, you know what I mean? Like I went, all right, okay, call it that. Like that's them trying to be funny. They're trying to be silly.

There's one with cock in it as well. Oh, what was the cock one? There's one with cock, there's one with titty in it. What's the cock one? Cockville. Nah, that's too, that's a bit too, that's a bit too, that's like we're talking play school. We're talking play school. I reckon that's, bit too, that's a bit too, that's like, we're talking play school. We're talking play school.

I reckon that's, to me that sounds like a French town. Crockville. Yeah, it'd be something like that. You know more French than me. It might have been settled by three French people. Like Crockville St. Pines or something. Oh exactly, yeah. And that Crockville sounds like someone's like,

go back to Crockville, do you know what I mean? It's like a fake. Yeah. But what's the other, what's the titty one again? Titty bong. Nah, it's the one, it's the old, what's the one that... Schlackville? Nah, that's...

Ginidune? Nah. Clown town? Nah. I think the other one, it's the one that's... Oh, Baud Nob-En. Baud Nob-En, it's Baud Nob-En. Sorry, I couldn't remember the name.

That was the one you ruled out in the first place. No, no, I said that's the one. Oh, I used to go. I went, okay, it's that one, because I was like, of course it's that. Oh, right. Like, who's thinking of that? Yeah, yeah. Some larrikin. Three people live somewhere. Exactly, some larrikin right. Who's thinking of that? Yeah. Some larrikin.

Exactly. Some larrikin. We'll get away with that. You know? Yeah. I don't know. All right. Adele that leaves just you.

I also like the idea of bold knob end, but I feel like I want to go for the titties. Just to see. I want to, because we're playing a game. And you know, either we'll all be drawing after this round or we'll all be playing a game. And I'm like, I'm not going to go for that. I'm want to go for the titties. Just to see. I want to have a look at titties. We're playing a game. And you know, either we'll all be drawing after this round or one of us will be in the lead.

Yes. And if I pick a different answer, it could be me. Yeah. So, yeah, that's right. Tits, please. OK. Locking in the tits. That's got to be what the locals call it.

Yeah. We're heading back to the tits. It's with the three of them. Absolutely. Three of them is killing me. Three of them. It's like, what the locals call it. Yeah. We're heading back to the tits. Is with those three people there. Absolutely. Three of them is killing me. Three of them. It's like, what? Like, that is crazy.

It's just a spare. Yeah. Yeah. I believe they're housing more people. You've got one good tit and one less good tit. You've got a spare as well. Yeah, that's nice. That's nice.

Yeah. Spare tit. That's the total recall amount of tits. All right. So here's who wrote the answers. Clown Town, that was the house. Cockville was Adele. Hopefully I was pronouncing that right.

It'd probably be Co-ville if it was real, right? No, there's places in the UK that are basically so- They love that in the UK. They love that. They love that in the UK. Ginidoon, that was Eloise. I was trying to be like, what do they call towns? But then all the other guesses were like really like silly.

And I was like, okay, I'm like way too serious for this. Also really gone right near the edge there, I reckon. Better you than me, but go on. Then Schleckville. Schleckville is Heggie. That's good, it's a bit, but it's giving a bit. No, it's not. It didn't get any attention.

So, Schleckville. Baldnob and Heggie and Eloise went for, that was Madeleine. Okay, The House. Man, the correct answer is Tittybong. Yes! The Tits have it. Honestly, yeah, you play a good game, Joel. So yeah, pretty powerful stuff there from The Tits.

It's exciting that someone thought of calling a town that feminism. Yeah, that's feminism. Which is what your show is all about. It is actually. Yeah. And you're only doing is it right? You're only doing three nights. Yeah, because it's like a return season. I mean, I'm in a big theater, so I'm a bit like three tits.

Yeah, mine for each tit. I hope they come. Hopefully the population of Tindebong travel down. Something about three hours away. That'd be nice. Yeah, I love that. That'd be nice. Yeah. Here's the second and final question for this mini episode. This comes from Colin Campbell from Tucson, Arizona. And the question is, what did John Lennon do on the 21st of October 1977?

He did something that has been recorded by history. Oh God, what didn't that guy do? Oh, that's such a great question. While you're writing your answers, here's some more info on Tittybong. Madeline writes, bong seems to be a common ending to a place name and likely means a place of water similar to Billabong. But this is potentially an anglo-cization of a First Nations language but so far I haven't found any reputable source for this Madeline writes. Humpy bong is my

second favorite bong place name that's in Queensland near Redcliffe and you can even go to Humpy bong State School. Great news. Just for the listeners once again, while they're still writing their answers, Luke Hegge's swimming show. Yuck. That's for the full run in Adele's show. Adele, Adele, Adele, Cliff. Cliff, it isn't the consequences of my own actions. Adele Cliff's also doing the full run.

I like how the punctuation is catching literally everybody who says it out. I know. I'm going to try and say it. Guys, what is, what am I going to write? is catching literally everybody says it out. I know that. I'm gonna try and say it. I'm gonna try and say it. Yeah. Guys, what is, what am I gonna write? I guess this is. Keep it really, really short. Yeah.

Just so you know, just think of something you did one day. What year was it again? 77. Yeah, see I know a bit of trivia. Like I know a bit of, do you know what I mean? Yeah, you could. So I could actually like not think of that. Well, you could slide, you know,

just maybe put it in and twist it around, invert it or something. That's a good lie when there's a bit of truth in it. Yeah. I think that's what they say. And of course, Eloise's show, Australia's first attractive comedian. Yes.

Which really hits hard, doesn't it, Luke? Do you get sad? Do you guys get sad about that? We feel really called out by that. But do you guys hear that and you go, oh? Or do you go like, oh, like that? No, I think it's one of the best show names I've ever heard. Thank you.

So funny, so good. I'm glad you laughed. Some people didn't laugh when I... It's in the show about how comedians didn't get it. Some comedians are a bit serious. Thinner skins than you'd think. Yeah, I think maybe some of the thinner skin probably. We all think we're very serious artists and we're all wrong about that.

And I love calling them out on it. So funny. God, this is... This is so... I've never had anyone pass before. The answer to five sentences are clearly there is because I hold on How's how's the run going Higgie you're doing it you're at a what's your room it's Burke Street comedy club Mm-hmm. Is that a new place? Yeah

Yes, and it's on Burke Street. It's I think it's a form of brothel or something. It's about spaghetti treat Oh, right now club. It's a Thai nightclub. Oh, great. Very authentic. Like straight up five minutes after my show finishes, it's a Thai nightclub. That's sick. So I'm folding up chairs and putting them in boxes

and putting them under the stairs and pulling out bar tables and then it's on. That's awesome. Do many people hang around for the after show? It's very delineated crowd. Okay. Yeah. You don't get a lot of Thai nightclubs. Not a lot of Thai people come to my shows. Okay. That's awesome. Do many people hang around for the after show? It's very delineated crowds. OK, yeah. You don't get a lot of time. People come to my shows.

OK. No, I don't. And not a lot of tip rats hang around. Tip rats leave. I mean, that's a lie. A few of them have. Yeah. If I stick around for beer, they'll stick. Yeah, I feel like I don't. Probably.

Just to see what it's all about. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's not immediate. It's not 300 tires outside waiting to get in at 9pm. But yeah, they're all about. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's not immediate. It's not 300 times outside waiting to get in at 9 p.m. But yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah, I'm liking it. Oh, that's so cool. You're changing the scene here.

So you've, have you, so you've started, you're running the place as well? No, I'm not. But you're just, they've got you packing up the chairs. Oh, I mean, I just, I can't stand and watch a door girl struggle with six chairs in a box and packing up the chairs. Oh, I mean, I just, I can't stand and watch a door girl struggle with six chairs in a box and packing up 150. All right, I'll just stand here.

See ya. Australia's most chivalrous comedian. Wow, that's nice. Why is this every time I write something, I go, I hate it. I feel like I'm at school. I feel like I'm at school. Yeah, no, I think don't overthink it. I guess you so.

Yeah, just get it out. My school was not this silly, I guess. Come on, guys, let's have fun. Yeah, just live our lives. Have a bit of fun with it, Eloise. Just free ball it. Fugue state it. OK, I'm going to say something that's real.

OK, yeah, just just keep it real. Yeah, exactly what it is, if you know what it is. I wish you know what I wish. I think I know what it is, but I'm not going to say. Well, yeah, because I'm crazy, man. People don't know that I would know music because I because I'm hot. But famously, hot people are not involved with music. Yeah. Do you know what I mean?

Like that, that music like rock, like when you see this, then we'll get on the. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Get back to you. I think I have ADHD. Yeah, you think? Sorry, sorry. I thought Ginadune was great by the way. So it's pretty good, hey. Trust the process. This is really, this is a real thing that happened, but is it going to be good?

I don't know. We'll find out. You're going to see it and you're going to go, it's just like, it's just like, I'm a bit of a pop culture. Culture vulture. Vulture. Yeah. Yes, that's what you've been saying.

A lot. Let's see. Picking at the bones of pop culture. I was going to invite Luke to come to my show, but he's going to be like this the whole time. We get it with the pop culture. Yep. Yep. Saying it all. One minute in. I'm saying it all. He goes like this. Okay. He's holding up a sign going move on.

Will we get the point? Oh my god. That was me in Adelaide actually. I went over every night because I was like hello? Like because the crowd was a bit like slow. It was so hot when I was in Adelaide. Everyone was... I was at 10pm and I was like oh my god you all need to be in bed. You're exhausted. You was so hot when I was in Adelaide. I was at 10 p.m. and I was like, oh my god, you all need to be in bed. I know it's crazy. We need to take something stupid.

No, I was indoors. It was air conditioned, but most of my days, it had been like 40. So it's crazy. Everyone's a bit loopy doopy, I reckon, because of the heat. All right. The answer to the question, I'm to final question of this mini episode. What did John Lennon do on the 21st of October, 1977? He left his son, Sean, alone in the zoo to have lunch with Andy Warhol.

Amazing. I love that. That's a lot of culture involved. That's culture. Yeah. Option two, he performed on stage with Chuck Berry and Yoko Ono and Yoko Ono was being annoying at the same time. Seen it. Um, do you know the date of it, though? No.

Option three, his appendix burst while sailing in Bermuda and he had emergency surgery to remove it. That's crazy, man. Option four. Does he strike me as a sailor? No. Hell no. He is an indoors type, isn't he?

No, I don't like sailing. Option four. He was the best man at the wedding for the dad from Everybody Loves Raymond. That's beautiful. Option five, hang on. How many have I? Two, three, four. That was option four.

The next one. Yeah, yeah, good point. He submitted a semen sample to be sent to space in a time capsule. He would do something like that. Or finally, he had a large veggie breakfast and then went to the recording studio. The large breakfast led to a very difficult poo and the sounds were captured and used on the recording he was producing. That's amazing. Who wrote that one? Goodness. That's good. That was

it one of us or was it history? That for me is giving British comedy but okay. That's giving a bit of British, that's giving a bit of British comedy. That's the British comedy that you're talking about nice and long though so yeah long long answers I'm all about succinct stuff yeah I don't know not with that show title my love all right Eloise what are you thinking okay so we've got something about the sailing no something about everybody loves Raymond. Leaving his son at the zoo, performed with Chuck Berry and Yoko Ono, his appendix burst while sailing, best man at everybody loves Raymond's dad's wedding, submitted a seaman sample that was sent to space or recorded the sounds of his poo.

I reckon it's either the seaman sample or the zoo. No, no, no, not the zoo. The appendix. Is that the different things? Yeah. Sorry. There's something about it was sailing. There's something about him. The thought of him sailing makes me laugh.

Yeah. Like, I don't I don't know if he would do that. But then again, his lovely long hair all windswept. He's like, oh, my hair's growing off my face. Oh, no. Is that good? That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Yeah. I do a Beatles beat in my show.

Whatever, I don't worry about it. Mm-hmm. Do you want to do it now? No, it's about Ringo. It's about Ringo. Anyway, so I'll invite you. Anyway, so, and then the semen sample into space. What was with those guys like back then?

They were kind of sick about space back then. They loved space. Yeah, because famously rich people have gotten over space now. Yeah, they absolutely don't care about space anymore. They moved on from space. I take it back. Space means nothing to them. Space is back.

Space is back, actually. Space is back. But back then they were like a bit kooky-ooky about themselves with space things, like Walt Disney's getting his head cryogenically frozen and shit. Is that true? Yeah. Do you know that's how he's frozen? His head's frozen. His head's frozen. For the children to see.

That's beautiful. Yeah, they love that. That's an exhibit at Disneyland. So anyway, but I reckon I'm going to go with semen sample. All right. I don't know. What is with? I feel like that makes sense.

He's crazy. He's a bit. He is a bit too much Lucy in the sky with diamonds. With him. Do you know what I mean? That's what they did. Yeah. Rock and roll. What do you think, Adele?

Um, the seaman is calling to me as well. I mean, the thing about performing on stage with Yoko and I don't know if that's noteworthy enough to be a thing from history. I don't, I also can't imagine him on a boat. Yeah. You can't go for the same answer. I can't imagine him abandoning his child with Andy Warhol. Yes.

Yes, absolutely. Yeah, the only one with that is like, how would that be recorded? He would have had to have told someone. Andy did a painting of him or something. Oh yeah, that's true. That's true, maybe Andy painted it. Andy Warhol like fun fact, Andy Warhol would. You've got a lot of pop culture. Fun fact.

Has anyone ever said that about me? But actually, I've been about pop culture that Andy Warhol was so like Andy Warhol that he wouldn't even pay for the bill. He would do a drawing on the bill. Is that because it would be worth more stingy you know it is a bit stingy what I'm gonna do with that they go oh what we're gonna put with a friend a workshop a joke for you instead of paying for this meal but that's what they probably would want you to do but you can't do that with what Lenny Bruce is going around

going hey you know me yeah I think I do. Have you lost something in the deaf culture? Sorry, sorry. No. I hope that helped. Yes, it gave me a lot of clarity. Yeah. And I love this show. And the seaman still calls. Seaman still calls.

Locking in the seaman. Space seaman, please. They're spooky about it. They're so weird. What's with men and their seaman? What's that about? It's megalomania and space of the time. Yeah. And the 70s, they're going, do you know what I mean? It's megalomania and space of the time. Yeah.

And the seventies, they're going, do you know what I mean? Yeah. But they're going, let's get out of here. So what are you thinking, Luke? You got the zoo, you got Chuck Berry, you got the appendix, you got everybody loves Raymond, best man, semen sample or veggie breakfast poo.

I'm gonna go to the appendix on the boat. Appendix on the boat. You're crazy Luke. Am I? I don't know. No, I actually think you're actually really smart choosing something different. Oh by the way, the final round is always worth triple points by the way. So all my leaders... Oh this is the grand champion.

Can there be three rounds? The main show there's six rounds. We've got to get through this mini one to get to the- Gotta get through this. Okay, sorry guys, I'm getting a bit riled up. Can't even send an answer, you know what I mean? All right, so here's the answers. Would you believe the English sounding one

about the veggie poo was Adele? It felt, I'm actually so cultured that I knew it was British, babe. Because there's no way an Australian would write that. It would be shit at the very least, right? It would be, but the way you said to say poo is so British. Yeah. I don't know.

I didn't know how much. And to say veggie breakfast, I'm obsessed with you. He was famously vegetarian. I love it. No, but I'm saying veggie breakfast is so, I love it. I love the UK. I love it. Thanks.

I'm truly a representative of the whole place. Eloise really loves culture as well. That's true, yeah. Pop culture. Pop culture, particularly. Sean being left at the zoo, that was written by Colin, okay, the house. Thanks, Colin.

Thanks, Colin, for trying. Performing with Chuck Berry and Yoko Ohno, that was Eloise. Yeah, of course, because that's a real thing. It's one of my favorite videos of all time, and Yoko's at the back going, yeah! It's amazing. That is really good.

It's so funny. Chuck didn't like it. He hated it. Chuck did not like it. Chuck is fuming in it. Heggie went for the surgery on the boat. That was also Colin. OK, sorry. But tricks. I just thought he wouldn't be a sailor.

And that made. I just know he's there more submarine guys. You know, the space guys are they? Eloise and Adele both went for space semen. And that was Luke Heggy. Clever, wasn't it? Caught in your own little trap. That's fine.

I don't care. Can I be honest? You were mid high five as well. I know, I didn't even count. I was just like, it must be Rookie. Should I do this as a job? That got me. Just did.

I think that probably get me over the line. The correct answer, no one got it. He was the best man at the wedding of the- But that's so unnoteworthy. What the hell? This is me thinking about that. Who cares? Who cares?

But they're writing that down. Nobody cares about your wedding. They're writing that down. Everybody loves Raymond's dad, the dad. I couldn't even tell you his name. I couldn't even tell you his name. Before you get to the final scores, what Sarah Sarah writes on Meet the Beatles for real.

One of those interesting nuggets of trivia. I mean, she thinks it's interesting. Yeah. No, good for her. Yeah. Is that John Lennon was friends with actor Peter Boyle. They're such good friends that when Boyle married in 77, John Lennon was the best man at the wedding. All right. So final scores. That's nice. Very high scoring on knowledge of pop culture, but

zero scoring in this game was Eloise. On one point Adele on three points the house. But coming home strong with the triple point round, Luke Hegge finishes on top with six points. Thank you very much. Damn it. How the hell am I on zero when I'm so cultured? If anything, you're so cultured for the game.

Guys, I actually hate this game. I hate it. No, I'm going to, you know, whatever. We haven't actually had a coffee today, so that could probably is it. Yeah. Before we go, do you wanna let listeners know how they can find your shows at the Comedy Festival? Yeah. No, not really.

Yeah. Berk Street, I'll tell them. Luke Shirley, Yuck is on at the Berk Street Comedy Club. And it's right, and you'll be doing Sydney and Perth and other places after that. Yeah, I've done 30 dates. Jesus Christ. Oh, and Regals as well. Regals 30.

You're getting a teddy bomb? I might get a teddy bomb. Yeah. I should go. Those three people would love that. I can guarantee to sell three tickets. I'll go through a teddy bomb. Imagine if you go one night and one of them's like,

no, I'm busy. Yeah. One of them's sick, he'd be pissed. What's your three nights? I'm only doing three nights at the Malthouse Theatre in the big rooms. I'm like, please come. But it's Australia's first attractive comedian, but it's version 2.0.

So if people saw the show last year, it's I've got a director in and fresh. I've got fresh, fresh pop culture references. What time is it on? It's on at 6.45 every night, which is very early for me. I never perform that early because it's a bit of a sexy late night show. But and all the cultural references anyway, doesn't I'm gonna stop saying that. And yeah, I'm doing the rest of the tour, Sydney, Brisbane, actually goes Brisbane,

Sydney, Auckland, and then no, it does matter. Luke, don't roll your eyes. Everyone write this down. And Newcastle, as in not the one in the UK, but I'm going to Edinburgh. I'm going to Edinburgh for the first time. So yeah, I'm excited for that. So yeah. Definitely got a bunch of listeners over there as well.

I'm glad. Well, tell them to come, please come. I mean, you just did. Yeah, please come. And Adele, what about you? My show is on for all of Melbourne Comedy Festival at 6 p.m. even earlier, but I feel I'm less sexy, so it's fine.

If anything, I should be maybe even earlier than that. No, no, it's come on now. I can't compete with Australia's most attractive comedian. Anyway, I'm a goblin. No, I'm at 6pm every day of the festival, apart from Mondays. And then fucking off back to the UK. But people who live in the UK can see me at a number of festivals there, including Edinburgh.

Well, we'll see you there, babe. Yeah. Great. Do you know where you are? Yeah, I do. Where are you? I'm in the Mash House in Edinburgh. Amazing.

Where are you in Edinburgh? Pleasance Below. Pleasance Below. That's a lovely room. Lovely. Exciting. We'll see you guys there. Yeah.

So good. Thanks for tuning in to Who Knew What Matt's Show at the Mini episode. Now that you know what, I'll be Matt's show. Goodbye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Man, why are you looking so small? I don't know.

You put the chair up. Is that chair up? There you go. Do you want us all to be really low down? Oh, one doesn't. No, it doesn't. No, no, I think you're. You've got to be like this.

Whoa. Yeah, no, this is. Yeah, this is... Great. Alright, so all good? Yeah, mate. Yes, let's rock.