You Should Know Podcast - CAGED WITH A GORILLA! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: May 5, 2025

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man there's an aura around you today there is an aura around me today because something happened this week at your house. Oh, my God. Do you not remember? No, something did happen. I'm speaking of the same thing. The most monumental thing in your child's life happened because of me. Because of you is questionable. Most monumental is pretty scary.

And it is caught on camera. It is caught on camera. I don't know if you were the catalyst that caused that. I think there's been. I think he was in the moment. Juices were flying from everyone, and he just let it slip. If you don't know what we're talking about, on my Twitch stream, Cam's kids' first words were unk, and he said it to me.

Because your son loves me more than you. Okay he didn't say dada or mama he said uncle p he said uncle p he goes hey uncle p he went that's what he did no it was way it was way clear it was pretty it was honestly a wild moment like i left the room ran out that was crazy yeah your son's first words were, Unc. That's kind of lit, though. I'm not mad at it. I'm not mad at it.

As long as it wasn't mom or aunt. Why? Why would aunt be a problem? I don't want it to be aunt. I want him to love his uncles more. Does he have aunts? Oh, he does. Yeah.

Live sisters. He's got a couple. They're pretty absent compared to me. But it was so crazy, right? Because if you remember the day that we announced that Cam and Liv were pregnant on the podcast, I gave them a stuffed koala, right? Yes. Flashback to the OGs, if you remember.

And if you press a button, it's me screaming, It's Uncle P! Right? And Cam and Liv are such bad parents, they've never shown Malachi that. Yes, we have. No, they haven't, because Liv told me you hadn't. Then she's lying straight to you.

Well, y'all are both liars. You're made for each other. So, we go upstairs into Malachi's room, his nursery room, right? Humble abode. And it's so many things in there that he doesn't even need. Has no clue what they're doing. Right. And so, i see the koala bear sitting there that i got malachi and i'm like oh my god has he seen this live goes no she's lying to you she's she chose to lie in that moment she

absolutely said i'm just not gonna tell the truth we've shown him everything in his room i've played the button for him we've done it multiple times she She's a liar, Liv. You're a liar. Have you played it for him since he's gotten cognitive? No. Okay, so I think that's what it is. Because back when his brain was mush, he was like, yeah. And so, don't thrust when you're telling a story

about my son. You said back when his brain was mush. Don't thrust when you're talking about my son. I did that? Yeah, you said, anyway, so. You did that. I think this is my natural natural movement i think that is your natural prowess and so it's all caught on camera by the way so i'm not lying lives holding malachi and he's looking at unks his big black savior savior what big black uncle maybe we don't have to say big black uncle, maybe. We don't even have to say big black uncle.

It's just his uncle. But if we had to say it, it'd be big black uncle. That's the best way to describe it, right? And so... Big black uncle. Malachi, that's your big black uncle. Okay, okay. I've heard a comment about you, too.

I've read thousands. And so I grabbed the stuffed koala bear. Liv turns Malachi towards me. Click the button. It's Uncle P! His face lights up. It does. What the hell was that?

I can see he likes it. He goes to grab it. I'm like, oh, you like this thing. I let him touch it a little bit, feel it, play it again. It's Uncle P! He goes, ah, ah, ah, like laughing, happy. He loves this thing. I'm the best uncle in the world.

One more time, I click it. It's Uncle P! He goes, Unc! Swear to God, it happened just like that. My heart exploded. I literally screamed. I went, what the? I ran out of the room. I was like, my son just spoke. I literally screamed. I went, what the fuck?

I ran out of the room. I was like, my son just spoke. It wasn't even Tamir's mom. Yeah, 100%. This was Big Black Uncle. He said, unk. Yeah. Dog. It was honestly clear as day.

Isn't it the best feeling in the world? It was. It honestly was. It was crazy. Like, the fact that he, and obviously that's not his first, like, I mean, hell, it is. If we're going to be honest. That's his first word. Unk is a word. Unk is definitely that's his first word is a word yeah i'm young is definitely a word because a word yeah okay i mean especially for his generation especially 2025 i'm sure yeah who would have thought though i would i knew he

was destined for me he was destined for me no you did not no yes god placed him in live for me god placed your son his big black savior yes god placed your son and your live for me. God placed your son. You are his big black savior. Yes, God placed your son and your wife for me, for your best friend. That's what happened. Oh, my God. You might be onto something. What do you mean? Tell me.

Malachi might be your savior. You might have in reverse. How so? His aura and the fact that he's alive might save you from going down a weird path. Like, he might balance you. Deep, dark road. No, he loves me. You wake up, and it's just right when you're just like, man, no.

Yeah. You go, Malachi. 100%. If he saves you. It would never happen. No, never. But I do love your son, and I'm just honored that his first words were for me and not you. Can I be honest?

Go ahead. Slightly jealous. I was trying to get at it. Slight. I saw you trying to be all happy about it in the moment. In the moment it was sick. In the moment it was hype. It was like, what the hell?

He's three months. He just spoke. Yeah. But then it really like sunk in. I said, it's honesty. He came over. He hit the bear. Now you're going to say his name.

I feed you. I clean your ass. I bathe you. I rock you. You don't say nothing. That doesn't define love. That's your responsibility. I love him. I clean your ass. I bathe you. I rock you. But that doesn't define love. That's your responsibility. I love him.

He knows I love him more than you do. Are you debating that you love my son more than me? I think so. I think so. You're ludicrous. I think y'all's relationship is more transactional. What the hell do I get? It's a negative transaction, if anything.

I am heavily in the red from him. That sounds awful, but I'm saying... And that Bruce Hart question. I'm saying transactional? Yes, I've... I do everything because I love him, not because I have to. What am I getting out of? Losing sleep?

I've never... Less free time? The things I do for him, I don't have to. I spent money on him before he was born, so I'm in the red, too. Exactly, but it's not transactional. But I do it without complaining. I don't complain. You go Malachi.

No, I bite the passion. I don't be quiet. No, it's not transactional. You do not love my son more than me. I think in a different kind of love, yes, I do. Scale of one to ten, how much do you love him? Four and a half. My God, see?

No, I'm just kidding. I love him 100 out of 10. Okay. I love your son. God, you're too smart. Yeah, I know. kidding. I love him 100 out of 10. Okay. I love your son. God, you're too smart. Yeah, I know. I was trying to set a trap for you. You were going to say 10 out of 10.

I was going to say, oh, I love him 100 out of 10 or 12 out of 10. Yeah, so I said it's super low. You don't know what to do. God, you run laps around me. And I had a great week this week outside of your son proving that he loves me more than he loves you. It's absolutely insufficient and false, but how was your week great? I went to Friday Night Smackdown after wrestling. Holy shit, you did.

Oh, my God. And I hate to get into WWE talk so early. I'm not going to dive into the whole thing of WWE, but I do have a story that came from Friday Night Smackdown. Go for it. So as soon as I walk – I say this all the time, but YSK and WWE are paying hard in WWE. God.

Definitely going to do something in the future together. It's yin and yang. There's no way it doesn't happen. Because before I even got into the arena, people were coming up, talking about how much they loved the podcast, the security at the arena, people that work for WWE. It was just a beautiful thing. All night.

So much love. It's like this. As soon as I walk into any WWE event, it is like ysk family reunion in there right but some people don't know who i am right and they don't know what comes with me one of the things that come with me is an odor right now let's backtrack so oh my god i thought you were gonna say something real i go you're going odor so before i left to go to friday night smackdown makes sense i was wearing my clothes i changed and i was just sitting with cj in the kitchen talking drinking having fun right something came over me. And I said, CJ, can you smell me? I used to give you the smell checks.

Now I ask CJ to give me the smell checks. I raise one arm. He goes, no, that one's fine. I go, well, this next one's going to be where the problem lies. I lift up this arm. He goes, now that one's a little sour. Now that one. And so I'm like I knew it

I knew something was wrong But I loved the t-shirt I was wearing So I went upstairs And I said the only problem area is the pit I grab my cologne And I spray the pit of my shirt And I drown it I was about to say it was not

No I drown it I go back downstairs I tell cj cj can you smell the pit again cj goes of course he goes he goes he goes now it just smells like you mix cologne with boof and it smells worse oh my god change your shirt uber's outside oh god i go outside to the uber i sit down right it's like like an hour drive to where this event was at. Hour drive, I'm driving, I'm driving. As we're going, I can smell myself more. Dude.

It was getting bad. I get to the event. I make my way, get my drinks, go down to the floor, sit in my seat, right? The guy next to me and the guy next to me sandwiching me do not know who i am the people behind me do and the people in front of me do oh god i'm taking pictures with the people in front of me right that's my go-to move this is my go-to move arms in the air in my peripheral oh i see the guys go they give me the most like back up kind of face in the world i smell horrible i see that i clock it

i know i stink i know things are bad right i'm panicking now so now i'm winged i'm chicken winged i'm tucked in the whole night right i wanted to i i immediately i've stunk in public so many times i know the plan action. I just go get a t-shirt. I go get a different t-shirt. They're selling merch here, right? I'm about, I'm like this. They're playing the WWE intro before the show starts.

I'm like, I have time to just run upstairs, grab some merch, come back down. It's like, there's probably not getting, nothing's going to happen at the beginning of the show. I go to turn to walk upstairs. As soon as I go to turn out of my seat i hear john cena comes out i'm like i turn around i'm trying to record john cena and his last time probably in texas i'm recording him like this over people and I'm like I raised my arms up I look to my right I look to my right the guy that was sitting next to me is no longer sitting next to me I look over it is a lady and a security guard I'm sitting next to John Cena's wife, and I'm like this.

She's looking at me with the most disgusted look in her eyes as I'm fanboying over her husband, and I smell like absolute... Oh, my God. I thought you meant... At first, before you said it was John Cena's wife, I thought you said, bro called the feds on you because you're stint.

I thought he literally got security and said, hey, I can't sit next to this. I paid quality money for this. No, I'm sitting next to John Cena's wife. Did she give you an audible complaint at any point? No, no. She was such a sweet lady. She was taking pictures with the fans. God bless her.

She was so sweet. And she was wearing John Cena's gear. It was the cutest thing ever. And she was so excited to watch him she was just she loved it and i was like i love that kind of support but she would be so happy looking at her husband and anytime i went to cheer she would go she was definitely definitely cussing you out in her mind mind, 100%. I don't blame her. And Mrs. Cena, I am sorry. I love your husband. And I haven't seen him since I was a kid. And it was one of the best nights of my life.

But I smell it often. You're sitting there. She's just trying to watch her husband. You're sitting there, hustle, royalty, respect. And she's like, and you're just like. Your shit's like, and you're just like, your shit's like, yeah. And so,

and then so, long story short, that segment ends. I stayed for like two or three because there was a banger Friday night Smackdown. There was not a time, a bathroom break time

to a point where I had to go during a commercial break. I ran out. As soon as I was trying to run out, these two kids run out of nowhere right in front of me holding the sign saying we're only here for the usual podcast and it's the same dudes from the other uh monday night raw i went to and they were expecting you so many people were expecting you to be there because apparently on an episode you

said the next wwe i'm going to so there's a lot of people saying, I thought Cam was going to be here. I thought Cam was like, oh, he's a liar. Okay. He doesn't keep promises. I probably did want to go and I probably did say that. I'm not going to call them liars, but you didn't even know.

You didn't even figure out you were going to like two nights before. So I sure didn't know. But yeah, I literally, you said you ran to piss and they popped out. I'd be like, no, no. I ran to go change my shirt and I pissed. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I literally, you said you ran to piss, and they popped out and were like, no, no. I ran to go change my shirt and I pissed.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I ran to go. So that was, and there's a video of me with them, and it's my last time of the night with that shirt. How long were you next to Miss Asina with that stench? Probably like 18 minutes, 15 minutes, something like that. 18 minutes? Yeah. No, she will remember me. you will be in her brain we could go work in the

future with john cena and if she's there she's gonna get him out get him out make him bathe now yeah and uh it's to the point that shirt that i had i put it behind my seat right i changed my shirt i put it behind my seat like on it like hanging off but i was standing up and sitting down the whole night it hit the floor right so i was taking pictures as as the show ended like with a bunch of people security came over and they picked it up i already know what you're gonna do i i swear to god they pick it up and they go they're like and so they're examining it and it's moving right because they're like twirling it and moving her and and then she goes oh oh oh oh and she puts it down and everybody could tell that's my shirt it was on my chair what'd you say i said oh throw

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don't know what i think well that's a mix of anxiety and rhythm like you know what i mean like whenever i'm anxious i i can change my brain chemistry to do anything no you shut up shut up no you can't yes i can you can change your brain chemistry when you become anxious anxious when i'm actually anxious like panic attack anxious you could i could make myself happy too far sorry well well that was me being like i like to explain things in the most extreme way oh yeah let's just play that one out. So in what scenario? No, but if I can convince myself, like, I have diarrhea,

I will go have diarrhea. You are, there's, you're not being honest. You're not being real. My anxious warriors that are watching and listening to this can completely understand. I can convince myself that I have something wrong.

No, you are so in thought that you really think it and you can believe it's true. It doesn't make it true. Yes, it does. No, you are so in thought that you really think it and you can believe it's true. It doesn't make it true. Yes, it does. No, that's your superpower. You are... You call it what you must.

You're not telling me that if you are so anxious in the moment, in this scenario, that you go... And you're shitting down your leg. There there's no way it's not that quick it's not that it takes time to build you just don't have anxiety and you're making fun of me i'm not making fun of you i'm saying i'm telling it starts with it starts with a weird feeling or a noise it's

i swear to god it starts with a weird feeling or a noise somewhere guttural and then i'm like oh i don't like that and then once i'm i hit that I don't like that and my brain is stuck on it, it is stuck on it, Cameron. That's what I'm telling you. It's your sin. And then it will go and then it will go and then it will go. And then you know what will really get messed up? How?

I hit the internet with it. Strange, weird feeling, right side, lower stomach area random. It's a guttural noise near kidney uh when a little overtired and you know what it says you're gonna die in three hours like go seek medical attention fast and i'm like i'm on insurance and i'm panicking that's my regular tuesdays he looks at you, looking up in the Uber. It's like,

you need to be in a hospital now. You're just like, you go, how much longer? Drive faster. And then you just go, Oh God. It's just like a,

it's a spiral. Yeah. I'm telling you. My anxious. Exactly what I'm talking about. Oh my God. Yeah. Ain't like crippling anxiety.

Yeah. Mixed with self thought. Typically negative self-thoughts yeah mixed with google yeah is like a concoction from hell dude there's a point like whenever i was anxious in my past relationships i think i was making my ex cheat on me like i could be like she's she's getting right now and then she would end up going to get f***ed. You're sitting there in the mirror. You're like, she doesn't f***ing love you. She doesn't love you.

She's cheating right now. You're cheating. She's cheating. She's cheating. No, it's like I could play out her night in my head. Like, I swear to God, I'd be super sad. And this is super vulnerable. And if y'all judge me, f*** you.

You're fired. I'm not judging you. I'm not judging you. I'm not judging you. No, and I'm being so completely honest right now. No one judged your face. YSK fam, if you judge me for this, I would be in my bed like super depressed, right? She left. Or no, she didn't leave yet, but I could tell. She doesn't love me.

You were forming the leaving. Yes. And so I'd be like, she'd be like, I'm going out. So I'd be laying in my bed and i'll just play out her night in my head like okay i know what time she normally gets to these places i know what this place is like god forbid she knows the bouncer the bouncer is going to introduce her to this take her to this section this section is going to give her drinks this guy it's attractive rich dude oh wait and then i'll play out this whole night, and then it'll be 1.30 in the morning, and she still hasn't texted me.

I'll be like, I made you do it. And you would think you made her do that. Oh, yeah. Bubba, that's not your fault. We're not judging. We're here to uplift you. You're a righteous man. You weren't doing that.

That was her. You're great. But I think I do have the superpower if I'm anxious enough. I think I can make anything happen. This is because of my anxiety. What is because of your anxiety? This. Everything we have here.

Yeah, that's true. I think I do have a superpower. So you think you could like, okay, let's take it one step up. You're in a jungle, right? All of a sudden you're walking. Wow. Wow. Three crippled nasty minds, one sane person.

Now if I said you're in the desert. Whoa. No, let me know. Why can't I be in the desert? Put me in the, if I said you're in the desert, whoa! No, no. Why can't I be in the desert? Put me in the desert. Okay, you're in the desert, but it's not as good because of what I'm about to say. Okay, why? You're in the jungle, walking by yourself, forest.

Sure, there you go. You're in a forest. And all of a sudden, a caribou turns the corner, right? Caribou, that's closer to the beaver or the kangaroo family. I think, like, moose. Big, like a huge moose. What are you thinking? That's a caribou caribou right caribou is a huge i thought a caribou was like one of them hedgehog platypus little no no you know what i'm talking capybara that's all i'm saying yeah

1200 1500 pounds huge antlers oh i'm gonna start calling you caribou caribou kennedy it turns the corner do you think you have it in in your superpower because that is a superpower to like make that caribou not with you no no mine is predetermined and premeditated mine's i have to be alone if you're driving to the forest and the whole time you're thinking no caribou will touch me you won't be touched it's different it's in it has to be authentic i can't just randomly it has to to be something internal in me that sparks. Dude, we need to start working on this. Oh, no.

If y'all were to unalive me and sell me, y'all would be billionaires. Who the hell are we selling you to? Who are we selling you to? Amazon or something. Amazon. We're going to sell your corpse to Amazon. Okay. Well, I'm just saying, I think something is up here that's worth a little bit of something.

Why don't wait until you're gone? You need to work on it now. No, I'm just saying, I think something is up here that's worth a little bit of something. Why don't wait until you're gone? You need to work on it now. No, I don't want to be a prisoner. Speaking of that, I found out that we're never going to be optimal. We are never going to make it. Me and you? Our fitness journey, never. Why?

We're not making it. Why not? I'm sitting watching TikToks at the house. This guy jumps on. He's one of the healthiest guys in the world, right? Yeah. He did six weeks straight. Had 100% sleep score for six weeks straight.

Every single night, he slept perfect. That's literally what his app told him. Perfect. He gets on the video and goes, yeah, I eat my last meal about 11 a.m. every day. I eat my dinner at 11 a.m. I eat my dinner at 11 a.m. Is he healthy? He's the healthiest man.

Does he look okay? He looks fantastic. That's strange. He looks fantastic. He's strange. He looks fantastic. He's healthy. He sleeps 100%. And I thought to myself, he said he eats from 6 to 11, 2,500 calories. That has to be like some, that's like Ramadan, no? Not to be offensive.

No, no. But they have windows. He goes, your primary first stage digestion takes six hours. I don't want to interfere with that. I drink five things of anti-inflammatory green tea per day. And I said, you know what? It's just not meant for us. I don't think, okay, but that's super extreme. People like that, I don't want to interfere with that. I drink five things of anti-inflammatory green tea per day. And I said, you know what? It's just not meant for us. I don't think.

Okay, but that's super extreme. People like that, I don't believe in them. But who are we chasing? I'm not chasing anybody. I'm just saying I don't believe in that. What do you mean you don't believe in it? Like that's your crickets are invading thing. No, it's not.

You just believe it. No, it's not. I don't. Like there's not a person on this earth that lives like that for for how many years did he say he's been doing that oh i don't know how many years he said for six weeks straight he slept perfect every night i don't believe that and like prove it to me sleep with me but you like for me to believe something that derogatory and crazy you have to bed me derogatory yeah like that's not real there's no way like ashton hall right we know that's not real

yeah that's fabricated that guy's ashton hall you don't sleep like that unless ashton hall's in bed with me i'm not believing i'll take that dude i don't believe it i'll take it one further during the interview he's eating like a poke bowl like a very healthy thing i you not while being interviewed he was like this he was eating he was hitting a stretch he goes i tend to stretch for about an hour and a half two hours a day well that's good and he literally goes he goes yeah sleep score 100 full-blown stretch i don't see i don't believe in people like that and i immediately but the thing the guy interviewing was another like fitness dude he was trying to learn the tips and i immediately

thought what if that was us? We're never going to make it. I would be miserable. No, no, no. We would never be able to do that. I have too many real life issues. I have so much responsibility in my day to day life where I don't have two hours to stretch. I don't have, I have to eat at midnight.

I have things to do. God, you hit it on the head. People that live like that have nothing to do. Too smooth don't god you hit it on the head people that live like that have nothing to do too smooth who's his dad he founded microsoft his dad's bill gates like he has nothing to his to do papa gates you know what i mean and speaking of ashton hall right i've been i've been doing this thing in my fitness journey as you as you say which i'm really doing very bad on like you're not like i'm fat, I've been trying to keep up my fitness journey. Ashton Hall, the guy that does the morning routine videos,

wake up at 4 a.m., get on a meeting, all that stuff. Four minutes in the air in a single day. Exactly, that guy. He really made this thing popular, which is called mouth tape. Shut up. Shut up. Right? I bought mouth tape. No, i did i did because i i am a well-known mouth breather like i whenever i breathe it looks like i'm trying to taste the air like that's how you think you're just like yeah it's like whenever i was a kid i would be slouched like a mouth open and my mom would come and chin me right to make sure i was good

so many scars on my tongue she caught me and so i'm a known mouth breather right and i've been called names for it my whole life and then then this beautiful man, Ashton Hall, his night routine is put on mouth tape, go to bed, take it off, you get a defined jawline, you get better sleep, right? Clear your airways. I don't know if I got the wrong mouth tape, bro. I don't know if I got the wrong mouth tape, Cam.

Dog. This is a PSA to everybody listening. If you get mouth tape, it will literally feel like you woke up and you're like a prisoner of war. It is the scariest thing to forget you have mouth tape on. It is unbelievable. You forgot you had to take it. Cam, it wasn't like I woke up in the morning like, I woke up at like 3 a.m. looking for water. He said,

You're butt naked too. Dog, have you ever done the mouth tape thing? No. It's horrible. The fact that you beat me to it, that's crazy. And I couldn't get it off of my mouth because it was attached to my beard and my mustache. And so I was like 3 a.m. waxing my... I was like...

It was like... It was like, to yourself? What I ended up doing is I went to my sink. Holy, no, you didn't. I went to my sink. I ran the hot water, and I was wavering it hot. I put my mouth over it so it could take a little bit of the glue or whatever is on it. Dog, now you're burning your face.

All at 3 in the morning, mind you. You have crusties. You're not burning your face all at three in the morning mind you you have crusties yeah you're not there you're sitting there yeah in pain do not get the mouthache hey did you try it again no cam that's the thing with me i don't need to explore you i'll try something once you're a one-time guy if it goes bad it, it is not for me. I'm done. I don't need to try it twice. Okay, but I would argue now you know. You know, that first night was a fright. You forgot. Long day.

You went to sleep. You woke up. Couldn't breathe. Freak out. Right. Now you can expect it. I understand that, but the thing is, how am I getting it off my face? That's the problem.

Oh, God, yeah. That hurts. And I don't know how they do it. Like, in his morning routine, it was so seamless and simple. I was like, one, two, one, two, one, two. This eye is closed. You're still butt naked. You're just like, oh, mother.

You can't get it off. Holy. That would be. Yeah. Oh, my. It was absolutely horrible. You should know podcast. This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp.

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H-E-L-P.com. Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. Oh my God. Random, random question. Would you rather your mom... Let me get there. Let me get there.

Let me tell you something. can i get a better transition let me how the f**k do we go from mouth tape what is wrong with you because just just wait oh you're not you're you're gonna be we have to put like an ad there or something would you okay here we go i thought of a would you rather okay would you rather your mom no or cj has to live with you for the next 20 years i would marry cj i would literally get cj pregnant god you're a good man that was the easiest would you write that's my mom my mom's lived a great life oh my god for c For two decades? My mom's lived. She's done it all. She saw her baby have a baby. She lived a great life. You play too much. I ain't playing like that. I'm not playing either. I'm just saying. If the Grim Reaper

turned the corner and said CJ, your mom, I'd say she had a great time. Wow. Really? You mean it? Yeah. CJ, does that make you feel good? No, not really. That actually makes me feel bad, dude. What the fuck? Okay.

What question is that? That was just to be funny. But here's a real would you rather. Or thought of. Would you rather. Okay. Would you rather. This is a serious one.

Spend the next 10 years with Pierce, living with Pierce every day? Pierce is with you. In my house now? In your house now. If you move somewhere, he stays with you, everything. Or leaving the office, and it's normal Pierce. Stop looking at me.

Why is he sitting up so straight? He's like, waiting on you. It's my turn. He's like, I've been wanting to move in there. Live with Pierce. Pierce as he is next 10 years. Or the next girl that CJ

sees upon leaving this building is now your wife. Oh, that's easy. The girl. The girl that CJ sees. The girl that CJ sees. You know, quick as you get a divorce. Okay, let's add a threshold. Wife for two years.

Yeah. You'd say with her, I can be disloyal. Why did you make it a tune? He said, I can be disloyal. I'm going to cheat on you. Oh, you sick man. Call it what you want.

You won't call me Pierce's roommate. I'll tell you that. You won't call me that. It's okay. God, imagine waking up and seeing that stash every day. Amazon Prime mustache. I'm like, I smell so much hair gel. Yeah, God, the castor oil.

No, that's not real. It's not a real stash. Holy shit. There's a popular thing going on, right? Since you're bringing up the would you rather. There's a popular thing going on on Twitter. And this is like vintage YSK question. I was going to say, we were way ahead of the curve.

Way ahead of our curve, right? Honestly, we might have made this up. Sing it! Go Peta! Go Peta!, Peta! Go, Peta! Go, Peta! Go, Peta! Go, Peta! Go, Peta! Go, Peta! Go, Peta! So we might have made this up, right? I stink. The question is, do you think 100 men could beat one gorilla? Now, we have said this probably before, like 80 episodes ago.

Yeah, a long time. But we've grown. We've matured. The internet is involved now. The cycle of life has returned. We might have changed our stances. Do you think 100 men could beat one gorilla? You want to say it at the same time or me first?

No, I asked you. Yes. I think 100 men can beat one gorilla. And I think it is not even a question. Yes or no? I agree with you. Oh, yeah. The whole stance behind 100 men, they're like,

oh, it's all about the parameters. Right. If the gorilla, it's sole goal is to kill the men, to unalive the men. The 100 men is to unalive the gorilla. Men win. 100 times over. It's 100 men.

100 men. And have you seen, and, how do we drive? If it's just random men, like we're just taking a poll, like the senses, we grab 100 random men,

it's going to be a little tougher. Yeah. If we get to draft a couple prospects. If we get 100 of our intern pierces, gorilla's going to have a field day. Field day, right? But if we get drafts. Oh, my God. Like Brock Lesnar.

You send Brock Lesnar. Are you kidding me? You send The Undertaker. Yeah, there's no question in my mind. No. And yes, there's going to be some casualties. Obviously. Some people are going to get a bad knock on their door in the morning.

Oh, God. A bad club to the grill. No, I'm saying the families are going to get a bad knock. Be like, should have gone out there. We beat the gorilla, but Craig's gone. That's how it's going to go. She'll be like, oh, my God. 100%. Do they get compensated in this scenario?

No, I think it's just people that are out there fighting the good cause. Fighting the good cause. So we just draft 100 guys, rip them out of their day-to-day, and they have to go fight a gorilla for no reward? Yeah. Well, you're bragging, right? But I'm saying I don't understand a circumstance in which the gorilla wins. I genuinely do not see it.

No, the only way it wins is if it's by the surprise. If it's surprise. If it's just the gorillas dropped into the enclosure, the men are dropped there, the men have no clue what's going on. If it's sanctioned,

if we're selling pay-per-view buys for this event and there's promos, the men win. I don't think in any circumstance a gorilla wins. With 100 men, I don't think people

have been somewhere where there's 100 people doing something together. At the time yeah that's a lot of people that's a lot of people and humans are the smartest in the world exactly are the smartest being in the world yes i've met some gorillas right they like magic yeah they like magic and they like to throw things, right? Yes. I've never seen a gorilla box IRL. Yeah, never. I've never seen it.

Never once. You've never seen a gorilla slip a left hook? Exactly. Like, you might see, like, the good ones on the internet be like, we could all go watch Tom Brady highlights. Like, if a gorilla's point of reference for football players is Tom Brady, they're going to think we're all got a mean arm oh yeah exactly but then they go see Cam play football and it's like it's like Stevie Wonder trying to catch a baseball oh my god I know I'm not no no it's true I know I

love Stevie I love Stevie but if we're honest I wouldn't call on him to catch a baseball not at all it's not a problem I call on him to make great music. Exactly. The soundtrack of my life. I love him. And I'm still iffy on Stevie. If we're winning out there, I'm still iffy on him. There's too much evidence against him.

I don't know. God bless him. It's none of my business. Back to the gorilla. Back to what I'm saying. Our point of reference for gorillas is only the top prospects in the world. It's the guys that get on the internet.

What about the regular gorillas? Yes. Just sitting in the corner eating some grass and some leaves. Have you ever been to like a low-end zoo and seen those gorillas?

Yeah. Are you kidding me? Yeah, we'd beat the out of that guy. We would stomp his Yeah, he'd be like He goes up to fight he's like

Like, no. Punch him right in fight. He's like, no. Punch him right in his nose. Punch him right in his nose. And I think if we all have, if the 100 humans have an objective, right? That's what I'm saying. Like I'm saying, so it's like y'all 100 men got to take this gorilla down or your family's done. A hundred men are going to hurt this gorilla.

It's going to be done for easily. And I think it's animal rights activists that are trying to make this even. And then I saw that simulator online. Yeah. It literally looks like someone was player one on the gorilla. Yes. All the people were like this. And just standing there.

And the humans are like, it looks stupid. It's not even a question in my mind that the 100 gorillas went. Okay, quick change of question. This is for you. Do you think you can survive one-on-one against a gorilla 30 seconds? You don't have to beat him.

You don't have to be the better fighter 30 seconds. Your goal is just to be alive, 30 seconds. You don't have to beat him. You don't have to be the better fighter. 30 seconds. Your goal is just to be alive after 30 seconds. Oof. How big is the cage we're in? A cage? What is this, Hell in a Cell? You're not in a cage.

Who said a cage? We're like SummerSlam. We're like an elimination chamber. This is not a cage. It's like, imagine a zoo where the gorillas are. You just get dropped in, and you're not, like, and now you have to survive for half a minute. In their cage. What gorillas are kept in cages in a zoo?

All of them? Every gorilla you've seen is in a cage. That's not a cage. Maybe in the drive-thru safaris, they're not. They roam free. If you go to a regular zoo... Brother, the Dallas Zoo, they're in cages? Yes. What do you call them? Not a a cage there's no what do you call them it's not synonymous it's not a cage that's just

an enclosure are you not enclosed in a cage you're enclosed in a cage you're not cooking that's not a cage what is a cage closure what is a cage a cage is bars and wires that they're literally in behind glass walls and like open have you seen this show you before yes so that glass thing they put them in it was that an enclosure or a cage that's an enclosure it's not a cage it's a cage because you can't get out that's the whole point of a cage you cannot get out of a cage what that's what a cage is that is not a cage what's a cage so if i put you in a cardboard box with enough duct tape you're in a cage can i get out no no i'm in a cage that's not a cage is made of wires they're an enclosed there's doors that's a wired cage there's different forms of

cages there's different brands you're you are out of your mind i don't understand what you're not getting think think i want you to picture any bird cage you've ever seen in your life what is it made of wire i've seen glass bird cages at pet zoo where's the window at petco you saw you saw them in the window at petco yes that's a cage it's a bird cage it's just made of glass okay what is an enclosure it's it's an it's a whole enclosure there There's glass panes. There's not wires. Don't define something using the same word. Okay, a space that is enclosed. So you can be in the middle.

You can leave it. There's doors in the gorilla thing. So you can leave an enclosure? Yes. Can you leave a cage? If you can, if you... Can you leave a cage? Hold on.

Can you leave a cage? There's things on cages, yeah. And there's things on enclosures, right? Yes. So what's the difference between a cage there's probably there's things on cages yeah so and you and there's things on enclosures right yes so what's the difference between a cage and an enclosure so wires and bars so yes there could be there's a door on both i'll give you that but so okay if the door broke here are we in a cage if the door if the door broke in the studio we can't get out it's all of a sudden a cage yes yes it would be a cage we'd be caged in yes. We'd be caged in. Yes, 100%. We'd be caged in the studio if the door broke to where we can't get out.

We're caged in? Yes. You would call it locked in? Why does it become a cage? Would you call this an enclosure now? It is certainly more an enclosure than it is a cage. I think you're just arguing, bro. I think you're grossly underestimating the fact how wrong you are.

Peyton. It is surprising the fact how wrong you are payton like it is it is surprising so your definition of cage is something you can't get out of yes that's what a cage is in your mind just something you can't get out of okay in prison do they not say they're in a cage that's a that's a slang for it that their room is called what is it a cage a cell it's a cell is that an enclosure which is it a cage yes that is not a cage it's barred like you said that's the bar door the whole thing's not barring wires every dog every dog kennel every dog cage you've seen what is it the whole thing isn't just the door is wired what doc you're out you're out of your mind it's like a whole plastic thing and the only thing that's wired is the door on a dog cage. That's the plastic one.

Those are for travel. But it's still a cage, right? No. What is it? I'm not talking about that one. What is it? Answer me. What is it?

It's a kennel. A kennel and a cage are the same thing. Sure, but that's the travel ones. I'm not talking about those. But it's still a cage. You can't just say that doesn't count because it doesn't go with your argument. But it has bars and wires. Does it not?

What if it was all plastic? If it was all plastic, it's still a cage. And they cannot get out of it and it's closed. That is still a cage. A cage is something you cannot get out of. You are enclosed in, which is a cage. Which is an enclosure! What you're saying, and I've been saying they're both the same thing.

You're the one saying they're not. Because you can't, just because you can't get out of something doesn't mean it's a cage. That's not the definition. A cage is bars and wires, an enclosure, glass panes. There's walls. What is a cage? And I said cage and enclosure are the same thing. Can we agree on that?

I said that. They're the same thing. You said that? Sure. And you said they're different. Yes. What is a cage? A box or enclosure having some open work of confining or carrying animals.

A barred cell for confining prisoners. A cage, a structure of bars in which birds or other animals are confined. Bars. But that's one definition. A confine. It's just a confine. You stopped. It was one word?

The whole definition was a confine? I'm looking at like eight different ones. I'm scrolling. What is the full meaning of a cage? A box or enclosure? Thank you. Ding, ding, ding. No.

I smacked him around. No. All right. Cage definition is what I entered in. The first thing. From Oxford. A structure of bars or wires in which birds or other animals are confined. Bars or wires.

So it has to be a bird to be a cage? No, it says birds or other animals are confined. Bars and wires. Okay, what? Did I win? Do I get to hit my cam dance? Do I get to hit my cam dance? No?

See if they'll do it. God, y'all are haters! Y'all are haters! It's in my cam dance? No? No? See if they'll do it. No? See if they'll do it. God, y'all are haters. Y'all are haters. I have a better question. I have a better question. Oh, my God. We're not even on the... Because that was...

We didn't even answer the first one. What was the... Can you survive 30 seconds? Oh, wait. Ask me again. Because he just started arguing with me for no reason. No, because you don't... I just tried to get...

Okay, move. Move. 30 seconds. Gor, because you don't. I just tried to get. Okay, move, move. 30 seconds. Gorilla, you can survive. Last me better. Can you survive 30 seconds one-on-one with the gorilla? How big is the area in which we are in? There you go. There you go.

Let's say 100 square. No, 50 square yards. I don't do that. I don't know. Half a football field. Half a football field. 30 seconds. Are you kidding me? Half a football field. Half a football field. 30 seconds. I am, are you kidding me?

Half a football field. Give me a day. It's. That might be excessive. Okay. Give me like 45 minutes. The gorilla. 45 minutes.

You're out of your mind. 45 minutes. The gorilla's goal is to end you. Yes, 100%. And your goal is to survive. 100%. I have people try to end me before. I'm still here.

They weren't gorillas. They weren't gorillas. No, I'm not. No, no. No, y'all are taking it there. I'm still here. They weren't gorillas. They weren't gorillas. No, I'm not. No, no. Now, y'all are taking it there. I'm just saying they were fierce. No, no, no. No, yeah, 100%.

45 minutes. 100%. 100%. So, let's say, imagine just, now, are we just saying my naked being? Yeah, both unarmed. Okay. No, yeah, you don't have a... No, I'm not saying I have any weapons, but do I have bargaining tactics?

It's a gorilla. Give me two bananas and a Rice Krispie treat. I'm surviving for two days at least. No, you're in a corner? Yes, 100%. He's in the opposite corner. 100%. Nothing in there.

100%. His goal is to end you in 30 seconds. 100%. No shot. 100% can. Okay, what's your strategy? What are you doing? Run and bargain.

Stop saying bargain. There's nothing else I can do. He could hurt me, yes. I'm saying he might grab me a couple times and just bow, bow. And you're just going to get up from a bow, bow? No, I'm not saying I'll get up, but he might think I can play. I've been in fights before where I've pretended to be knocked out. And guess what?

They ran away because they thought I was knocked out. The whole time I was like this. You're like LeBron, you said. Yeah, 100%. 100%. Because it hurts so bad. And I was like, I don't want to keep going in this fight. Like, I willingly got in this fight.

You hit me hard, harder than I expected. I'm going to lay down and pretend that I'm done. And I'll do the same thing with the grill. They won't know. I can be like this. And I used to practice fake being unalive because I used to want to be in Law and Order SVU. And I would be so impressed

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How old were you studying actors' stomachs on Law & Order SVU? My mom showed me that at a young age. Dude, my brother's a... Dude. Wow. He goes, what'd you say? No, because we would all be in the living room, and my mom loved, she would watch Snap, Law & Order, all that. Yeah.

As soon as Law & Order would come on, and that first dum-dum came up, Preston fled. Oh, no! He would be scared of the bell. What? Don't make fun of him. I can make fun of him. But I'm saying he wasn't even scared of the content. He was scared of the bell. What? Don't make fun of him. I can make fun of him. But I'm saying he wasn't even scared of the content.

He was scared of the song. I think the song was so eerie and he knew the context of the show. I think that's what it was. He would go, Oh, get out of here. Oh, no. Call me when it's over. He runs upstairs.

Bro, you don't know how much of a b**** I was? You remember the movie? Was? Well, I still am yeah in this regard yeah you remember the movie war war on the worlds or war of the worlds you think 2008 and probably caucasian film but war of the worlds like 2008 yeah it's like a alien invasion type okay i was watching it with my parents in the living room and it started to scare me instead of this is my own house instead of standing up and removing myself from the situation which i have all right to do all right i went like

this i was like i was probably like 10 like what the hell you wanted the attention i was in like you wanted the attention from being scared that's what it was and i ducked behind my mom on the couch yeah i think why did i not go play math you wanted the attention of being scared. That's what it was. And I ducked behind my mom on the couch. Yeah. Why did I not go play math? You wanted the attention of being scared. You wanted to be held. I get that. Was I not getting enough love?

No. No. But I'm not saying you weren't getting enough love. You were probably just a little attention. Probably. Yeah. I remember. There was points of time where I wasn't.

Oh, 100%. We all were. If it feeds into the job we're in now. You know what I mean? I remember I had like a, me and Gandhi had a beef for a little bit. No, you didn't. I swear to you. No, you did not have a beef with Gandhi.

Yeah, because he ruined like one day of like my middle school years, like a day I was trying to get my shit off with a girl or something. And I was like, who is this Gandhi fella? How did he ruin it? Dude, I don't know what was going on. I think the teachers were done or like too hung over or something like that and like they came to this consensus one day they're like we're not working today and like i don't know how this happened but we went to the theater in

our school right and we sat down and they played the gandhi movie and if you know anything about the gandhi movie i didn't even know he had a film. It's like 10 hours long, bro. There's an intermission in the movie. What? Yes, and it was playing in theaters. It's like box office, like an indie project. It was a box office movie. It was like a Gandhi movie.

And it shows you his whole life and how he sat down for a long time. Well, no, that sounds crazy. No, no, no, no, no. No, I'm just trying to dumb it down for the people that don't know. In the hour of the film, he's like this. He's literally just like. There's one intermission, right? And it was like, I think it was like a seven hour movie or something like that.

What the hell? And we watched it. And I remember the dialogue was so whispery. And I think that's why I have a thing against like whisper dialogue movies. Like I have a beef with Harry Potter a little bit. Indistinct chatter. Yeah, I love some indistinct chatter but I just remember like there's this girl and like my teacher didn't let me sit next to her or something because like she would we would talk too much and I was trying to get my head off oh yeah and then

I was like we got seven hours how old are you I was middle school. And then, and remember the intermission broke, and we were going at it, and she was like, she was done. And I was like, Gandhi. She just didn't want to talk because she was like so tired from watching the movie. Gandhi's on the screen just like, he's just talking to no one. 100%. And it looks like Gandhi's flip-flop. What?

Gordon Ramsay? Someone made a piece of meat and it was so bad, he goes, it looks like f***ing Gandhi's flip-flop. He said Gandhi, too. And the big surprise is the f***ing best is f***ing raw. God, he's a savage. Yeah, he might sound crazy in bed. He's like, what are you doing?

What's Gordon Ramsay's dirty talk? He's like, get out from back there! What I was saying from the perspective of what are you doing, it was something that he wasn't expecting. She was trying something new and he said no gandhi's flip-flop that's a wicked maneuver you just did right there too far always i can i i have a pet peeve i don't like when people fake cuss oh my god it's so it's that's that is like ick material when people say what the frick dude what the frick is going on if you're

above the age of six and you're what the frick in me if you're what the frick? Dude, what the frick is going on? Dude, if you're above the age of six and you're what the frick in me, if you're what the frick in six years, automatically as an adult, I put you on a list. You need to get jawed just one time. Just, bro, this is a stiff jab. Like, there's no way as a taxpaying citizen, you can say what the frick and feel like...

And feel confident. You can wake up in the morning and go, you can't do that confidently. You go, what the frick's going like you're confident you can wake up in the morning go you can't do that confidently you know what the frick's going on here no gosh darn it you son of a gun dude like let him hang dude drop dude it's like unless you're a student at byu like you can't what the frick me hey okay okay we're gonna tread. Those videos, not even soaking. They go, would you rather save a million soaps? I'm like, ain't no way you're answering like this. No, no, no, they're brainwashed at BYU. It is, it is, that is something else.

We should either have a sip of coffee or stop the second World War. They go, World War's got to happen. Yes, dude, they don't play. It is nuts. So BYU is like a super like, is it a Mormon school? Mormon school. Mormon school. Mormon school. And we're respectful of every creed and condolence and covenants.

Religion. Religion. So we respect everything. But we are also a comedy podcast. And if you say something or do something that deserves some jokes, you're getting barred up. Yes. Right? So there's this guy who goes around the BYU campus, a super Mormon school, and he asks the kids, he interviews them,

and he's like, basically, would you rather watch a horror movie or like save a puppy? Save a puppy on the side of the road. No, no, no, not save a puppy. Watch a puppy like perish. Yeah, watch a puppy unalive or take a sip of a coffee. And they're like they go i'm sorry that dog's gonna have to go yes they don't like and i'm like it is unreal and they're

like what's your favorite party drink and they're like sunny d oh my god you suck you're 25 oh my god no what what's the quickest you've seen someone get uh engaged here at byu they go hell two days yes dude i'm like that's like, that's a Mew and Liv. No. God, no. They've been dating for four years. No, okay. What were we talking about before we got into the... Fake cussing.

Fake cussing, dude. She doesn't? Yeah. Oh, my God. I did not do it. Get a mic. Get a mic. The other night, you said that was freaking cool.

That was... The other night, what were we on? What? We were on a live stream. I was cussing a lot. I probably wanted to tone it down. Maybe a little bit. This was Saturday.

No stream. Just us. And I said, that's freaking cool. Dude, I'm not going to lie. Since you've become a dad, less respect. Less respect. I don't like when you say those things. No, me and Liv talked about it.

Your wife has talked to me about this. What? So, like, when we met you, you were like the cool white boy that's part of us. Like, you get the culture. Heavy decline. Like, you were at the top of the roller coaster. I'm losing my culture? Oh, my God, it's gone.

Bad? Bad, dude. No way. It's like, now. Examples. Now, I would have second thoughts of bringing you around the cookout. No, you, no. I am cookout certified.

Okay. 100%. Since me and your wife feel like you've lost some of your cookout abilities, I think I should test you on the culture. Test me. Quiz me. Do a culture quiz, culture test. Are you confident that you're going to pass this?

I'm pretty confident. I'm pretty confident. I got a lot of these off TikTok, and there's like a lady that goes around and start on world star and she asked these oh god and a lot of people don't do well okay is it like modern is like pop culture culture see you're already doing too much you're already okay okay is this like ethnic rap underground i didn't say that like no are our parameters parameters like Wu-Tang and maybe some food items? I'm just kidding.

See? I told you, since he's had a kid. No, here we go. Me and your wife have said you've lost it, bro. You've lost it. I'm here. Okay, just finish this phrase. God is good all the time.

And all the time, God is good. Look at you. Grab it off. Grab it off. I'll pay for my Jesus. See? Now why are we doing this? I don't need to do that.

It's changed off a little bit. All right. If a black person tells you to keep it up, what does that mean? Keep up the good work. Or keep it up, you're going to get smacked. There's multiple variations. There's one variation. If it's keep it up, that means you're going to get smacked.

If they were to say it like that, like, keep that, you're going to get slapped. Or you're going to get a bad thing. It's just a nasty undertone when he explains. How? Do y'all hear the bass, bro? Was that right? Was it right? Was it right?

Half. I'll give you half a point. Okay, there we go. Okay. Okay. See? Just telling you. When black people see people running, what's the first question they ask?

No questions. Run the same direction they are. No questions. There we go direction there we go time for questions there we go out of there what's the black people's turn for stuffing dressing come on cam come on cam dressing i've had chitlins see why is the the act that's not good but i've i have yeah but you don't just say it yeah say it like how you were born to speak dressing isn't anything i've i've endured chitlins there you go you get chitlins yeah that's not for real you shouldn't do that um when black people are invited to a party what is the first question

they're asking now i might get this one wrong in my personal experience the first question they're asking what type of food y'all going to have? No. Okay, what is it? Sorry. Who all going to be there? Ah, that's a good one. That's a good one.

Yeah, okay. That's a good one, too. I like when they say that. I like when they say that. I don't say that. I like when they talk like that. Yeah, that checks out. Makes sense.

Yeah, my wife says that. I got to make sure there's no ops in the building. That's too far. That's got to go. That's got to go. That's hilarious. Okay, go. Okay. Here to go. That's got to go. That's hilarious. Okay, go. Okay.

Here we go. True or false, we eat at people's houses if they ask nice. I'm going false, dog. You don't know how they've cleaned their stuff? You don't know what type of animals they have? No. Exactly. I don't know what kind of.

I've never seen you clean your dishes. I don't know what your kids look like. I don't know what your animals do. That's not happening, bro. I don't know if you wear socks in the kitchen. I don't know what kind of I've never seen you clean your dishes I don't know what your kids look like I don't know what your animals do that's not happening bro I don't know if you wear socks in the kitchen I don't know what's going on

you should get this right who's boo boo the fool ooh boo boo the fool is like any kid acting bad or dumb or saying something goofy like boo boo the fool

it's not my mama but yeah yeah yeah I'll give you a half point hey good job half a point half a point

clear on these halves. That sounds crazy, given who your wife is. Oh, my God. I didn't even mean it like that. I think that's it. That's all I got for you. Congratulations. Did I smoke it?

Did I lose my culture? Or am I still at the cookout? I think it's Did I lose my culture? Or am I still at the cookout? I think it's one of those things. You used to like naturally it would come out of you. It would exude off you. You didn't have to do anything. Now it's like you're like, guys, I know Big L. I can tell you everything about Wu-Tang Clan.

It's like you're like one of those guys. It's like you have to prove it now. I only do it if there's something at game. Yeah. It used to just have to prove it now. Like, I only do it if there's something at game. Yeah. It used to just be a part of it. Like, now, like, back when we were in college, it would be like I could bring you around all my people, and then it would be like,

oh, kids, dude. Now, you would be like, hey, dude, you heard Gunna's new mix? Like, you would try to, like, you would try to fit in now, and it's weird. No, I would argue I'm more, I would argue I would be less trying to fit in no it's more now i'm so cemented and just no and see but you can't you can't say that no i'm not saying i'm cemented you like meet a new black person and be like hey i'll let you know

i'm already cleared bro i don't need your you're not giving me any approval that i don't already got earned that myself no and that's how to get up i'm saying i'm submitting it myself i don't have to prove anything okay okay i just want to let you know you have lost the aura of it maybe maybe not the knowledge but the aura is gone and we should fix that i think it's because your son looks like conan o'brien my son looks like macaulay culkin yeah and it's just that that's so he's slowly he's very caucasian baby he's slowly getting more of live's features though he is he's keeping my skin but he's getting Liv's features. I'm so sorry, Malachi.

I thought that, too. I was like, oh, he's starting to get more of his mom's features. But then I saw him the other day, and I was like, all gone. It's like his hair's reddening a little bit. No, it's not. He's just balding. The curl is gone. That was after a deep nap.

Ain't y'all trying to manufacture his curls? I looked at it up close. Those are manufactured curls. Those aren't natural curls. Look at it. Right, manufactured. I swear on everything. That's a manufactured mustache.

You don't get to say yes. Okay. No, I'm kidding. But, no, they're not. It's water, and you just run your hand through his hair. I don't care, Cam. Okay, well. Hey, I promise you, I wake up, and my...

It's not... There's no... It shouldn't be an interpretation. Okay, yours is... Like, either he got it or he doesn't. He doesn't have it. Here we go. Okay.

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The You Should Know Podcast. Oh my God. Huh. Oh my God. I'm never going to get to this. Oh, sorry. I have a story. Oh, tell me. It happened Oh my God. I'm never going to get to this. Oh, sorry. I have a story. Oh, tell me.

It happened this past week. Tell me. Is this the first episode in over like two and a half years you didn't ask me about my week? Are you finally done with things? I'm done. I watched the episode the other week and I was like, God. And the one time I have something that was actually this week. Okay.

I'm just going to go straight to the story. We go to the story. Right. We go to the mall for a quick in and out. We park in the parking garage that's covered. You know the mall I'm saying, but I'm not going to say the name. But the underground parking garage. Right. Okay.

We're driving up there and I shit you not. This is the middle of the day. Plenty of spots. I park maybe 50 feet away from me. There's a transaction happening at the back of this car, right? I'm nosy. Don't care. And that's where the difference is. But. There's a transaction happening at the back of this car, right? I'm nosy. Don't care. And that's where the difference is.

But. That's the difference in cultures. I'm not going, hey, what do you got there? I'm just looking. I don't know. That doesn't look safe. Police. I go, Officer Connor, I'm going to need you to come.

No. Yeah, they're doing something illegal in that trunk. Oh, no, no, no, no. That's the beauty of the story. I look out. There's a man and a woman. Nice they're both caucasian oh so that all the threat left you no no you're like not illegal no no but what they're doing right what they're doing woman has cash in her hand i'm not making this up this is the craziest part woman has cash

now the guy is like we're kind of catty corner so i'm kind of seeing his back because he's in his trunk right so i'm not really seeing what he's like rummaging through okay he turns around peyton i you not he turns around like this he's holding three different license plates. He's selling license plates. Oh, wow. That's super illegal. This is real life GTA. Somebody stole a car.

100%. Nice. The kicker of the story, they're both 80 years old, and I swear to God, they are both 80. Gray as can be. Wrinkly as can be canes handicap placard brother is selling license plates for your hot wired vehicle that is we got grandmas out here committing gta dude that's what i'm saying when you're about when you're a

geriatric it's the best time to commit crime god because you don't care no and no one's gonna first think of you yeah what are you gonna do send me to a decent bed? Give me three meals a day? Yeah, it's like, ooh, so what? I've got six months left anyway. I'm going out with a bang. I'm stealing cars. I've never driven a Maserati. Never.

I'm trying now. Yeah. Dude, that's sick. Okay, do you think? And it's a good business plan, right? At that time, you're in nursing homes. A lot of people are capooting right by you. You play checkers with them one day.

Next day, they're gone, right? Next day, you know, you take their keys. Right? And then it's like, oh, gonna go unscrew the license plate that's a new license that's 80 right there bro and who's gonna expect it's the old guy exactly all you're worried about is your oatmeal and your checkers at lunch play and especially if they're you get double the coverage oh my god that's double all state right yeah god that's god you're protected by the lizard. That's Geico. That is good. Bro, I was like, what the hell? See, that's whatever your natural prowess should came over where you get yourself involved.

If they're 80 years old and you see them selling license plates, you got to go over there and ask. Do I try to get a cut of the pie? No, you do too much. You just go over there and you inquire. You ask. What are you doing? Hey, Grandpa, what's this? Exactly. And you know how much. You just go over there and you inquire. You ask. What are you doing? Hey, grandpa, what's this?

Exactly. And you know how much better that story would be? You come in with that information. When you see like, because you know they're not a threat to you. Well, what if he was like, beat it. What if he was like that? That's better. That's great.

See, that's insane that you saw that. Bro, wicked. The mall, we always go to. And I wish you got it. That's what I'm saying. You bring up a lot of good things, but you insane that you saw that. Bro, wicked. We always joke to them. And I wish you got it. That's what I'm saying. You bring up a lot of good things, but you blue ball me every time. You got to get the secondary info. I know, but then, okay, but now let's be honest.

Let's keep it a buck. I go to get that secondary info. You immediately move goalposts. See, now you need to mind your business, Cam. Yeah, but if the story is good enough, I would appreciate it. Because now you're giving me a headline with no text. No meat and potatoes. And so there's nothing I can do with it.

You know what I mean? It's like I wish I knew what was happening. I just don't want to do wrong in your eyes. You always do. So don't stop now. I'm going to get to this. I'm going to get to this, right? Go for it.

Saw this on Twitter by Hoop Mix Only and I think I have a hot take on it saw this on Twitter it says a friend loans you $200 to gamble and you win $200 million how much are you giving your friend out of the $200 million they loaned you $200

I would give them $1 million how much was it $200 million they gave you $200 you win $200 million, they loaned you $200. I would give them $1 million. How much was it? $200 million? They gave you $200. You win $200 million. I would give them $200 million. No, I'd give them $100 million, $200.

I'd give them back their initial $200, and then they're getting half of everything I won. So your initial debt's paid. I'm giving them half. You'd be like, I'd give you your $200 back. I'd throw you $50K on a two-day delay bank transfer, and I'm keeping the rest. Don't speak for me.

If I gave you $200, you win $200 million. What are you giving me? $200. That's business. And I think there's nothing wrong with that. You are kidding me. I think that is appropriate. I give you $200. You hit the jackpot

of all jackpots. Right. I'm talking Louis bags out the carrying Benji's blue bins. $200 million. And you go here you go. And you give me $200.

Here's your initial deposit. Thank you. Cam. That's the most raddiest snake answer I've ever heard from you. You're disappointing me and breaking my heart. No rage bait. No. I am so honest.

If you gave me, Cam Kennedy, gave Peyton Harden $200, and I decided on my own fruition to go to this exact gas station to take that exact number, I put in the work. That is my mind. That is my luck. All on the backbone and hard work and determination of my $200 that I gave you willingly without questions asked. Yes, so here's your $200 back. Thank you.

I could have gone and lost the $200 and not given you $200 back, so you should be thanking me more than anything. Exactly, but the fact that there was no clause. There was no clause. I didn't say there's interest. You've got to give it back. I just gave you $200.

So that's your money that you decided to lose. So it's your fault. It's my fault. Like, what am I supposed to do? You would give me $200? Yes, Cam. I'll take you on dinners and everything when we go out it's on me we go to top golf on me i got you my next three generations of kids should be on you

if i gave you 200 you hit for 200 million i'm so serious too like i'm not no pot no jokes i'm giving you 200 back but obviously like friend vacations on me right good birthday gifts on me like i'll take care of you. But you don't, you didn't earn that. That is my money. You wouldn't give me $5 million? Maybe the things I do for you. It's a cheap $195 million.

You wouldn't give me five M's. Maybe the things I do for you will eventually equate to $5 million. Fuck that. No. That's not your decision. You wouldn't cut me right then and there. Why are we five M's? No, and that's not wrong. It's genuinely not wrong. I get like. That's, no. That's not your decision. You would cut me right then and there. Wire me five minutes. No, and that's not wrong.

It's genuinely not wrong. I get like. That's, that's wrong, dog. I don't think so. That's wicked. That is like, that's evil. No, no. That is evil.

You gave me $200. You didn't say, here's $200. Like, and I genuinely don't even have to give you the $200 back. So what I'm doing for you is good enough. Did you, did you hear my answer? I'm half in the pie give you the $200 back. So what I'm doing for you is good enough. Did you hear my answer? I'm half in the pie with you. 100 M's. You gave me that $200.

I was down on my ass. I went straight and got a lotto ticket. Boom. Here's $100 million. Maybe you'll have a quicker conversation with Jesus when you get up. Maybe it'll be easier for you to get past the bouncer. I'm okay with that. I'm okay with that. I'm okay with that.

I'm doing right by giving you your investment back. I'm going to have some thoughts on my drive home today. That's not my problem. Are you serious? But that's greed on your point. Greed on my point? To think you deserve any of my hard-earned money. Stop saying hard-earned.

You didn't take the $200,000 buy a ticket to go to a cobalt mine and mine for years and sell it all. You bought a piece of paper and you got lucky. All right, then you should have done it with your $200,000, but I did. So that's my intuition. You did it with my $200,000. Yeah, so I give you your $200,000 back. Thanks.

Shake hands. But you're being greedy. It would be different if I said I I'm not... It would be different if I said, I'm going to win this $200 million and forget you existed. I'm still going to be there. I'm going to be your friend. You're going to have sick f***ing birthdays. Your kid's going to have sick birthdays.

We're going to go do cool friend things. But you're going to live your regular f***ing life like you deserve. Oh my God. I'm going to live my $200 million life that I earned. Okay, this is what I'm saying. And now that I, you know what? Let me disassociate. Thank you.

Let me sit back and apologize quickly. That was slightly greedy on my part. It was. It was. I'm not asking for half. I'm not asking for any amount. I think it's borderline wild, right? Wild to come across.

You catch this mystery box and it's 200 million dollars i just think the birthdays the kids birthdays all the trips that's fantastic and i appreciate you and i would never not appreciate it okay but to even to not even go just one one million dollars what are you gonna do with one million dollars are you kidding me pay taxes on it and then what and then and then like six hundred thousand dollars and then guess what when that money runs out when that six hundred thousand dollars runs out guess what you're gonna do that's that's not good no i'm never coming back to daddy milky milky milky milky that 600 is not running you sit back that 600 is immediately funding future okay then you just okay what you should do just sit back and appreciate the ride what I do decide to do for you with my money,

you should be okay with it. Wow, hey, Malachi wants to have a bar mitzvah now. Sure, here's his bar mitzvah money. What? I don't care. No. He wants to rent a Lambo for prom. He wants a Lambo for 16 months.

I'll say no, but I could do it if I wanted to. See, I feel like that's worse. You having this hanging – oh, no, I'm not even going to bring that up because you'd be like, oh, no, no, I don't have to do it. I don't have to. But I'm just saying, but do you understand, like, yes, y'all think the right thing to do, but I'm not doing anything wrong by not giving you money i'm giving you your

200 back that's crazy bro i don't know that's technicality and respecting semantics yes yes i'd say you're right i'm not abandoning you i'm not i'm going to i'm going to be there for you i know but it's like i don't know that'd crazy. Did you hear my heart, though, before we move on? I immediately said, oh, I'm giving you $100 million. I'm giving you half. I appreciate that, and it's stupid. Because you're going to have to pay half anyway to the taxes. So I'll take that, sure.

That's your t***'s fault. God, when your kid is like, I want this new toy, I'd be like, sorry, I gave Uncle P half. I'm not going to have that issue. But I still got enough. I'm going to piss out $100 million to anything I want. Not you. What a cold, heartless-

You monster. Yeah. Good God. But, I mean, what do you want me to do? Okay. It has nothing to do with your money thing but there's enough it was something i saw you say you saw on tiktok or twitter twitter i saw this on tiktok you're in a bar 100 shots of tequila for who listen 100 shots of tequila you have one hour

to drink them for 10 million dollars you get to call one person to help you take them down. Who are you calling? Vintage Steve will do it. But you don't have his number. It has to be your phone. Like someone that you know that you can call. Let me check my contacts real quick. 100 shots of tequila.

You and one person have one hour to drink all of it for $10 million. Okay, but I don't know. You know who I'm not calling? Who? CJ Mayhem. Oh, my God, no. I'm just kidding.

CJ with low key. No, CJ. CJ would dog the, but then he'd wake up in the hospital. CJ would, like, I would do CJ before all the accidents. Like, CJ before all the accidents would do it. How much would you give? If it was CJ, how much money would you give him? How much did I win?

It's $10 million. And he took all 100? No oh then none or like probably like no i wouldn't give him none who i would see i would look at the spreadsheet afterwards how much work did he put in let's say he took 60 you took 40 shots oh you get the 10 million dollar purse because it was your challenge who oh so they asked me to do it so it goes to your bank account but you phone friend him and he did more and they gave me 10 million dollars. So it goes to your bank account, but you phone friend him, and he did more work. And they gave me $10 million. $10 million, straight to your account.

About $400,000. CJ, with $400,000? Go make some shit! And you're keeping 9.6? Yes, they asked me to do it. I invited you. He drank 20 more than you. That's his fault.

He shouldn't have drank all that. If he doesn't drink 20 more, you don't get any money. Who said that? I could have drank 20 more. I'm just delegating. What if you were to your wits end at 40? I literally can't take another sip. CJ goes, bro, if I wake up in the hospital, you got my back.

We'll have the money. Just make sure I wake up. Start slamming him. And when he wakes up, after getting his stomach pumped, here's $400,000 in cash. I'll give it to you, Cash. So it's on tax. And you go, oh, by the way, I got to go back to the crib.

You can Uber whenever they release you. Yeah. Oh, my God. With the $400,000 he made, $400,000 is great money. It is fantastic money. $9.6 million is ludicrous because they asked me to do it. What if you did $10 and he did $90? Would the amount change?

No. Oh, no. No. They asked me to do it. No. Oh, no. No. They asked me to do it. I love it, though. I love it. Honest man. So who would you actually call?

Not CJ. If someone you know in your personal life. I don't know anybody in my personal life that drinks like that. You know who I was thinking? If you want to go vintage, you want to throw it back? Vintage Mark Harden. Vintage Mark Harden? Oh, old school Mark?

Tech days? College Mark Harden, probably. College Mark Harden. Vintage Mark Harden? Oh, old school Mark? Tech days? College Mark Harden probably. College Mark Harden body bag by 60. My dad was in a documentary for underage drinking. I don't know if I have the video, but there's a video, and he's literally in short shorts and a crop top, and he's in a field with a bunch of flats. And he's like this like holding

the thing and he's just he looks just like me yeah he does you are your father's son yeah 100 um one of the things my father taught me is how to treat a lady how to love how to be good and so i've embodied that with my new friend that we've had for a couple years and his name is dr p now dr p i heard is going to be joining the Cam versus Peyton tour and he's going to be helping people in the audience with their problems. So if you're coming to a show there's going to be a way that you can submit your problems right before the show starts. You got to come to the show early and bring your baggage not literally but your emotional love baggage and it doesn't have to be anything current. You can tell your most crazy relationship stories,

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Yes. Pupil two, are you ready? Yes. Here we go. Dear Dr. P. Hello. My fiance left me. Good.

A month ago. I want to know if he's moved on, but if I try to get him to open up, he dodges it and doesn't answer. I want to move on from it. How can I? Pupil one. Pupil two.

Are you ready? Yes, sir. Well, raise your hands. Speed and efficiency! Have you been stumped? Is this MC squared? People 1, go. Permission to speak.

Yes. For the first part of your question, you asked if he's over it. Well, if he's dodging the question, that kind of gives you your answer. And the only way that you could possibly get over it is either going to find somebody else to get your attention off of him or just leave him alone don't get don't give him an ounce of your brain this belongs to you don't give it to nobody else and if you do that you can can move on. End of synopsis. Beauty. People too. Speak. Now speak. Yes.

Okay. So your fiance left you a month ago, so clearly he's done. You keep texting him, trying to get validation and get a reason of why. Trying to contact him. But he doesn't have to text you back anymore. So I say you go get with somebody.

Hey, boring. You're done. You're done. That was boring. That was so boring. Inflection in your tone next time. That was boring. That bored me.

I am bored now. I'm bored of you bored what am I bored not you people want sir I like your synopsis you are like you're on the training wheels of a bike right you don't know how to ride it yet you look a little stupid when you ride it and you got down the block without falling but then you realize you're on training wheels and it meant absolutely nothing that's where you're at right

wait till you get those training wheels off you get a couple scabs on those legs right wait till that happens guess you'll be proud of you guess what nobody sure but i am proud of you you had it you had it right just not there yet training wheels don't be proud of yourself pupil too god that was boring. I would rather watch an eight-hour silent film with no phone in the middle of the desert by myself than hear you speak that way again. Right?

I would rather take Secretary's wife out on a date than do that. And God knows I don't want to do that. You know what? I hate you. People one, 5.1 out of 10. People two, you're boring.

And apologize to me. I'm sorry for being boring. And being yourself. And being me. Which is boring. My whole life's boring. Alright. Now, Secretary, why'd you end up on the floor?

Not quite sure, Sire. You pretty much asked me halfway through the synopsis and I of course agreed. You just looked at me and said, floor. That was about it, love. Sire. You can go back on your chair. Go back down on the ground Alright Are you ready for

Are you ready for my synopsis I want you to go back here with the pillows Of course graciousness Get back there Get back there Get back there Yes sir Get back there

Get back there. Get back there. Get back there. Yes, sir. Get back there. Get back there. Yes, sir. Widen out the legs. Spread them. More. There's an object that's in the way. All right.

My synopsis is your husband, your ex-husband, he doesn't love you anymore and he's done look at the ceiling he's done he's not over you though he still wants access to you That's why he's still in contact with you. You still have access. So you're good. If you want some late night lovins like people two, people one do in the dorm rooms

I've heard the stories. You still got access. Wrong chiefs. Wrong chiefs. Wrong chiefs. Right? But people people one was close about his synopsis saying find someone else you don't have to find someone else to love my synopsis is the best way to get over somebody is to get under

somebody right you find as many people you can to get under. Preferably as friends, brothers, father maybe, uncle's cousins. Something you like to say? My backpack is on fire. It's on fire, Lord. It's on fire.

You know how he got here? You told him to. No, you know how he got in this position in life. No idea, sir. No, you know how he got in this position in life. No idea, sir. No, sir. Good mouth and good credit. You know the yacht I got? You know the yacht I got?

Speak! An expensive one, sir. Very expensive. It's his. It's my credit. You know how I'm not stressed out when I come into work? His credit. My mouth! It's me!

Now, you can go back up. Yes. I want you to all clap for him as he stands up. Clap for him. Now, no one really asks you how you feel

No one asked you how you're doing Oh days It's simply because we don't care Of course But I want you to give a synopsis of pupil one and two today How you think they did I'm so sorry for the belch

So sorry for the belch My spine is exposed Belch Permission to speak sire Yes And I'm going to show you how we used My spine was exposed. Belch. Permission to speak, sire. Yes. And I'm going to show you how we used to have to speak back a couple years ago when school wasn't all f***ing soft. This is how we had to address sire.

Permission to speak, sire! Bring me back to the good days. Permission to grab me glasses. Grow. See that speed and efficiency one and two permission to speak sire sorry for interrupting sire this is how you get in the top of your class

one more time for him so I had a bit of a whiffle in my nose permission to speak gracious Gracious Highness, Lord Sire! Permission granted. Pupil one started to understand the concept towards the end of the session. He's like a kid with training wheels, as the Gracious One has said. He will eventually get better, still shows promise, Lord. However, he has a f***ed up attitude.

Pupil two, I think he was still shows promise, Lord. However, he has a f***ed off attitude. People too. I think he was on drugs today. He was so stupid and fat, Lord. He held a broom. He's a garbage man. Street sweeper. Bag cleaner. Trash emptier.

But he had one of the greatest, greatest synopsis this institution has ever seen. Synopsis, institution has ever seen. Synopsis status, Lord! permission to possibly a permission to possibly ate- Permission to possibly ate soon sire, my back's hurting. When you bent over there was a gracious view for me lord. A lot of- Sorry, sorry sire. When you bent over, that was a gracious view for me, Lord. A lot of... Sorry.

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MVG. MVG. MVG. You got it. Easy. no what is the first word tell me the first word i'll tell you the middle word and you'll get it instantly yeah versus oh monkeys versus gorillas men versus gorillas men would win monkeys or gorillas huh who would win monkeys or gorillas gorillas monkeys well gorillas aren't gorillas monkeys theyillas. Monkeys, well, gorillas. Aren't gorillas monkeys? They're all, but yeah, but it's when, to a person, when they think monkey, the first thing they think is probably like a chimpanzee.

So if I were to say, bring me that monkey. I would think chimpanzee. And somebody brought me a gorilla, they'd be wrong. Technically. Really? Yeah. No? It's two different species, yeah.

No, monkeys are, gorillas are monkeys. They're just big monkeys. No, it's a gorilla. Monkeys are just little gorillas. No, it's a monkey. No, no, monkeys and gorillas are the same thing, right? No. Yes.

So, like, it's like, okay, so it's like, we're all people, right? You better watch where you're going with that one. No, no, listen. We're all people, right? Then there's, like, there's short people and there's tall people. They're all people. That's just, if I say bring me a tall person. But it's not a difference of height.

It's a whole difference of bone structure. Yes. There's a difference between bone structure and tall people and short people. The way they're built. The things are different. Same for tall and short people. But they're not like, they're not even. I got them.

They're a different species. Monkeys and gorillas. How? So gorillas aren't monkeys? No, they're not even... I got them. They're a different species. Monkeys and gorillas. So gorillas aren't monkeys? No, they're gorillas. It's like fingers and thumbs. Stop saying that. I don't like when you say that. It ruins it.

Don't say that. That's true. Don't say that. Help me understand. So if I go to the monkey exhibit, I won't see a gorilla in a zoo? How? But they're built the same. They do the same things.

No, they don't. They climb. No, they don't they scream they throw poop they they walk on their knuckles they all do the same thing monkeys are there's gorillas there's chimps maybe maybe i don't want to sit at this risk of sounding like i i think they're different they might all be one thing i'm gonna google that real quick because I think there are monkeys. This is a little encore. Are you ready?

Monkey species include baboons, macquises. I don't know what that is. Marmosotas, pteromenis, and capuchins. Ape species include humans, gorillas, chimpanzees. Oh, yes, they're not. So apes are humans. So gorillas are humans. No.

Wait, so we're not. So apes are humans. So gorillas are humans. No. Wait, so we're apes. Yeah. So it says apes... Gorillas and monkeys are different. Well, it says apes species include humans and gorillas. So you're saying the scientists are meaning to say that gorillas are closer to humans than they are to monkeys? Maybe by that standard. It's probably not saying closer.

There's probably certain characteristics that define it it like maybe size or something like that but yeah primates like monkeys and chimps and and capuchins capuchins are the cute little ones like from uh paul blart or not paul blart uh night of museum night of the museum that's capuchin those are monkeys apes are your gorillas your orangutans your huge ones so who lifts more so so if you know i'm saying so if you got like a monkey on like a bench press and some sarms and it like got big as a gorilla we would call that an ape no it has nothing to do with how much they bench you moron it's their skeletal mass i'm not too sure they should be confident in that you want to go you want to go to where? The lab? Tell them they're wrong?

Because the same people that are saying apes are closer to humans are the same people that say fish are animals. And so do you understand how there's no consistency in anything? And that's why I get confused? Do you understand that, though? There's no consistency. So is a jellyfish a fish? Yes.

Why? Because it's in the ocean. It lives in water. It's predominantlyfish a fish? Yes. Why? Because it's in the ocean. It lives in water. It's predominantly considered a fish. It's obviously a different species. So a crocodile isn't a fish? I believe a crocodile is considered an amphibian because it can live outside of water. No, you're saying amphibian.

I'm saying a fish. No, it's not a fish. How? What's the difference between a fish and a... If you throw a bass on the grass, it's not what's the difference between a like a fish if you throw a bass in on the grass it's it's not gonna just keep swimming and go look at the tree and grab some nuts and try to bite a person's leg it's gonna okay what about seals seal is seal a fish they don't have feet i don't think that's how you classify a fish with not having hooves i don't think if something

doesn't have feet it's a fish fish don't have feet, it's a fish. Fish don't have feet. Some might. Name a fish with a foot. I don't know. I'm saying some might. You know how many undeveloped species there are? I think we're living on a whim. I think a bunch of it is like. I think you're needing a little more consistency, but I also don't think you get it.

I don't think they get it. Yes, they do. You don't look at me like that. Not because David Blaine spent about like a month underwater is he a fish he's a liar because that's what he is he's a liar he's a con artist don't talk about him no he's for real no he's he's dope those are real those are real he's a liar no no he spent yeah those are real because those aren't magic tricks yeah those are those are body like um what's it called illusion, it's not an illusion either.

It's like, it's... He's an... It's like Khabib Nurmagomedov. He's like an endurance artist is what he is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's not even magic tricks. It's endurance artists. I'm going to take him to the deep waters and drown him.

We're going to revisit this fish. I'm going to come back next week. Oh, my God. Or we can talk about it on Patreon. What? What was that? We can talk about it on Patreon. What? What was that? We can talk about it on Patreon. No, you know what I want to talk about on Patreon?

Cut to fourth. Pierce's mustache is fake. Two days ago. Two days ago, we saw him, and he didn't have it on his face. He didn't have that. I'm about to check if we took pictures or videos from that night. You did not have that on your face. And, oh, now it's starting to make sense because when he walked into the office today,

you know what he said? What? He said, I don't have any hair on my back anymore. Oh, my God. You shaved your back and glued it to your staff. We're going to figure out Pierce's body hair situation and he has a new accent out of nowhere. Yeah.

Stick to Patreon. Come to Patreon Wednesday for the extended episode. We're going to talk about all this. Guys, thank you so much for coming back to the You Should Know podcast. We'll see you on tour. One out of ten quality bears. Don't make it home to Christmas.

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