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Episode Date: April 28, 2025

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We are go, host! I don't think I just ripped my shirt. God, there's so much thigh showing. Oh, my God. Dude, you're... God! Bless it. Are you okay?

Yes. Oh, you're having a little bit of an anxiety attack. God, not really, but you just had a lot of leg that's just not supposed to be seen. Your panties are too tight. God, Lee, and this couch is eating me. It's sucking me in. It's eating me. That is one thing.

So we are like... How many episodes? Like four or five episodes into the new me. That is one thing. So we are like, how many episodes? Like four or five episodes into the new couches? Are we a fan? Oh my God. They're heaters. They have their own creepy little sick mind that grabbed my haunches. Yeah.

Well, so do I. But that's allowed. Are we a fan of these couches? Let's be honest. Okay. Are you a fan of them? Looks 10 out of 10. The feel is a 10 out of 10.

I can take napskies here. 100%. But they are like lava. Yeah. of them looks 10 out of 10 the feel is a 10 out of 10 i can take napskies here 100 but it's a they are they are like lava yeah they are holding every bit of heat inside right and that's the worst part that's why we're drenching sweat overall score i'm giving them a seven that's a that's a high score seven on the couches seven on the couches they pass yeah a lot of people don't know the predicament in which we record right so unless you're in the patreon you don't get to see all of this we are in a corporate office building right that's like massive massive 300 feet skyscraper right and there's hundreds and hundreds of different

businesses here all lawyers stuff like that they wear suits right we are pushed off to the corner of this building basically a whole floor to ourselves literally and we don't have a ground like we we're looking at exposed nails screws concrete skid marks of some sort of tire there used to be a wall right here yeah there used to be a wall that was a wall right here so basically we have this rule that you can't walk around the studio without shoes on because you might get a little bit of disease from the nails. You can't have that, right? Oh, God, no. And you wouldn't.

And if we're talking about just the linen, your clothes are going to be dusty as hell. So much dust in here. We have been breathing in dust for the better part of four years. We're going to die soon. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. And there's no circulation of air in here. We have been breathing in dust for the better part of four years. We're going to die soon. Oh my God. There's no circulation of air in here. We have recorded every

week for four years without air. There's no AC. If it's hot outside, we're dying in here. It's super hot. If it's cold outside, you'd think it was the day before tomorrow, whatever the hell that movie is. We need a fire. It's freezing. No heat, no air. It's super hot. If it's cold outside, you'd think it was the day before tomorrow, whatever the hell that movie is. We'd need a fire.

It's freezing. No heat. No air. It's, but it's our, you know, it's 80. I checked before we got here. 89 degrees outside. You know what it is in here? What?

89 degrees. It is hot as, and we have these two big studio lights on it. So if you ever wonder like, why are these guys so crazy when they record? Yeah, so wired up. Because we're all physically uncomfortable. We have a lack of oxygen and we're breathing dust. That's what's going on. How was your week, Kev?

Tell me about it. My week was actually great. It was Easter. It was fun hanging out with people. I found out my dad has ops. My dad has enemies. Mike? Mike has ops. He gives me a little mob survives he gives me mob

survives but there's two there's two uh particular ops he has very strange very strange and one's not one's not humans excuse me he's got animal ops is his op? My dad has a pure hatred for grass and weeds. I swear to God. Wait, just like regular lawn grass? Like regular lawn care. How? Explain this to me. Comes over to my house, because I haven't bought a lawnmower yet.

And I was like, instead of paying a company, I'll just pay my dad. And he doesn't mind it. So he's coming over to mow it. He gets out of his car, and he's literally like, you see those f***ers right there? Look at, those right there look at no these right here they'll ruin you he's like he's like passionate about it right he puts these gloves on and he I I kid you not it almost looked like concerning okay like outside of looking in he's ripping these weeds up and then going like spitting on him he's like you see this piece of shit? He starts kicking the weed.

I'm like, what is your problem? Like, what is your issue right now? And he goes, I hate stuff that messes with my lawn. And then he knows everything about it. Knows every name. Knows every single weed. He goes, you were growing a little tree in the back corner. He said, if you didn't knock that down, there'd be a squirrel under there.

And I was like, and he, so he hates grass. Okay. Now, the second one. Yeah a human who that's not it's not it's a it's more of a a job or a very honed in specific thing what is it he does not like people that come around and say do you want to buy my candy bar for my oh my god the scammers but see he he believes in scammers but he doesn't think it's for that reason you said scammers what do you think they in scammers but he doesn't think it's for that reason you said scammers what do you think they're scamming for they don't have a fundraiser no no no they're 18 they're not but you're not playing in a youth basketball yeah you're not on an au team i saw you check that and checked me out at verizon 100 last week yeah and we were in chicago for tour

last year outside of a neiman marcus and they came up and they're like payton cam and i was like y'all know y'all he's like help us out yeah he said come on you just do it for the kids yeah i'm like no he said slider 20 for the kids use inside neiman that's it all digital don't worry we got them okay yes i'm like no no they're for sure scammers but my dad has a different take on it he doesn't think they're just scamming oh my god he goes oh i believe they play basketball that's all fine he goes i don't think they're really selling you candy i go what i go no i'm pretty that's pieces like i'm looking at the hershey's i have that he goes no no he goes hershey's kisses are hershey the bars are well not again the kisses are the bars not keep going keep going oh my god okay he goes no no no i know you're getting candy.

He said, I think they're trying to look at your place. He said, I think they're staking out your house. He said, when they go door to door, he thinks the people selling candy are like taking mental pictures. And maybe they could,

they could hit a lick on, on the back end. Wait, talk about, talk about, talk about, how do we get from, they're on the street selling you this end. Wait, talk about something. How do we get from they're on the street

selling you this candy. So it happened to us. This all happened in one... So I was outside when he was spitting weed when he was doing all that. Ripping the weeds up.

And a kid walks up to your house? To my house. Oh my God, y'all got a new level. I've never had these people come into my house. Oh, he's in the neighborhood

with it right here like the Krusty Krab. He's holding it just like that by himself solo okay just walking box of candy right walk straight up to us excuse me sir you have uh would you like to help me out with my aau basketball team yeah then i go you don't know who but sure yeah i was like whatever my dad so i buy the candy he leaves my dad goes i go what he goes i go i go what do you mean by that he goes i don't trust that i was like what do you mean you don't trust he goes i think they're looking looking inside your garage peeking through your window gonna call some friends later i go what what are you talking about not a bad analysis idea but i was like that's how your neighborhood

is weird bro it's it is i've never had them come to my house. I went to get my mail the other day. Eight kids playing kickball. Little girl kicked it. Yeah, very surprising. She kicked it far. Someone screamed, touchdown. That's my neighborhood.

Those are the kids my son are going to have to grow up with and play. A girl kicked a dodgeball and playing kickball and her friend yelled touchdown oh well that's cute malachi's and i grabbed my mail and i went mother ain't no way i live here malachi is not an athlete either he's not gonna he's gonna be big but he's gonna be a big scientist no hell no he's gonna be he's gonna be he's got paws on him he He's going to grab the shit out of a beaker. He's going to go, what's up, Uncle Pierce? Okay, but you brought up your dad in the lawn, right? Yes. And I've had this internal crisis recently.

Oh, God. With grass? With grass. Oh, God. Am I less of a man that I don't give a shit about my lawn or anything else? I think the same way. I don't care. Thank you. I don't care.

Thank you. I'm not my father's son when it comes that my dad made his own formula make his grass greener bro what are you a scientist like literally i don't i don't care no interest and driving past other people's lawns i've never been the guy to be like that guy pedicures his lawn i don't care slowing down to look at your green nicely cut grass i'm going to where i gotta go i don't care if your lawns and it's so strange because because there's a girl that i liked right and she was she likes manly men she likes guys that fix cars and you should have said hey not for me to just go just go no she likes guys that are like fixed cars they could build a cabinet if they needed to

exactly babe the sink is fixed. Call somebody. What am I supposed to do? Yeah, and then so I was like, okay, I want to be like her. Like, I want to be somebody like she likes, right? Oh, my God. This is crazy. Oh, I'm sorry, but I have to. No, go for it. So I was like, I'm going to change my algorithm.

Oh, my God. TikTok. Oh, my God. I changed my algorithm to get a lot of lawn videos. And so I've been going through my algorithms and my For You page, watching these dudes pedicure their lawns or, like, power wash their driveways. And I'm like, this is boring. Genuinely never had an interest in anything like that.

And even trying, it's making me more sad about myself. Okay, where you messed up is trying. Don't change yourself. You're a perfect little pearl. Oh my God. Oh my God. With that name, it's crazy. It's because I was talking in an actual voice.

That's the voodoo clam right there. I said you're a perfect little pearl. Oh my God. Actual voice. That's the voodoo clam right there. I said you're a perfect little pearl. Oh, my God. I meant you're an actual pearl. You know how pearls get here, right? Have you ever seen that? A pearl?

That's kind of sad. The only pearl I know, dad's a crab. No, I get it. I had a thing for Pearl, too. She had a wicked nose. She had a crazy nose. She could, oh. What was she, a whale? She was a whale. Her father was a crazy nose. She could... What was she, a whale?

She was a whale. Her father was a crab. Suck me up. I'll spend three days inside you, Pearl. She's a teenager. Hey! Don't make it like that! Good God!

She is! What are you going to do? Go be on a council? What are you going to sue me? I wanted it. Okay. What is the weirdest cartoon crush you've ever had? Nala, Lion King. She was absolutely beautiful.

She lived in the jungle and she could sing. That's not weird though. If it's not weird, then I was on game since youngin'. You ever watch Max and Ruby? Ruby and Max? That's why we named him Max, by the way That's a little weird, then No, because we already had a Ruby

Yeah, but our Max and Ruby Ruby and Max They're too young No, I'm just saying that Yeah, I'm saying like You're kidding I always had a thing for older women You're kidding

That old little bunny Wait, who else? Hey, Officer Hops, Zootopia She was cute I always had a thing for older women. You're kidding. That old little bunny. Wait, who else? Hey, Officer Hops, Zootopia. She was cute. You were 20 when that came out. I know. What the fuck are you saying?

You paid bills when that movie came out. No, I'm not talking about crushes anymore. I'm talking about cute characters. That's not what we're talking about. We're talking about crushes. No, crushes. I don't know. I said she was cute. I didn't what we're talking about. We're talking about crushes. No, crushes, I... He's a creep. No, I'm saying...

I said she was cute. I didn't have a crush on her. Animated crushes, I think, is only knowledge for me. Really? I'm trying to think of... I had obvious ones like Raven and all that. That's what I'm saying, but animated.

They're not real. No, that's animated and not real. Raven? Raven from Teen Titans. She's... Oh, that... I thought you were talking about Simone. I thought you were talking about Raven's I thought you were talking about Raven Simone.

It was bad, too, for a little bit. She said, the only reason they watch the show is for my breasts. What? You've never heard that? No. She came out like a year ago, two years ago, said, because she's not a change. No, she's not changed. No, I'm saying.

She's always her. No, she's always been her. I'm saying like a shift in... How she presents herself to the public. Yes. Yes, okay. Fantastic. Sounds like I'm talking about her sexuality and I'm not.

Okay, then what are you talking about? Okay, like her... Then say it. She's grown. I'm dancing online. She's grown up and she's very... She's more vocal. Passionate about...

Yes, there you go. Thank you. Which is a great thing. It is. I don't know why that's so hard. You say it. You're making it worse she came on a podcast

and she said the only reason boys watched That's So Raven was because of her breast oh and then the world stitched that video

and said hey not true but you did have like and that's what everyone said everyone said that I don't remember

I don't remember I don't remember that either I liked it because she said yeah I did love that that was lit I thought it because she said, Yeah, I did love that. That was lit. I thought you were talking about Simone, not Raven. No, no, no.

I was talking about Raven for two times. I always wanted to be Cyborg, by the way. You wanted to be black and a little bit of robot? I wanted to be big. Black would have been cool, but not. I like Cyborg. I was just infatuated with his game, his skill. No, he was always so cool.

He really was. But I want to talk about my week. Yes, how was your week? because we talked about your week and we went on a crazy tangent just now good god but my week right yes now i'm i'm going through this thing recently where i'd like to go out by myself you do you do i've been taking myself on so many dates recently and i love it and i never want to eat with cj again i never i never ate with pierce i'd never want to eat with you again cam i want to be alone it's so much better and so much cheaper it's so good oh my god so pierce is sad sick so i've been taking myself on dates recently you have you have i've received calls from multiple of these locations yes will you call me and interrupt

them right no you do you do oh my god and you're like look at my son i'm like hey what's up dude You have. I've received calls from multiple of these locations. Yes. Well, you call me and interrupt them. Right? No, you do. You do. Oh, my God. You do. And you're like, look at my son. I'm like, hey, what's up, dude? And then Liz's like, can you tell Cam to buy me a printer?

Like, God, dude. Sure. Bye. Your life sucks. Okay, your dates. Self-dates, self-love. I've been taking myself on dates. Yes.

Congrats, King. I love it, right? I went to Cheesecake Factory by myself one day, loaded up on the bread, had a good Cuban sandwich, right? And I eat stuff I don't normally eat just because I'm by myself. So if you don't like it, you're not going to be embarrassed in front of others. Right. And I just put my AirPods in and I vibe out.

A lot of times I don't have anything in my AirPods. It's just white noise, but it just gives the sign no coming up to me, please. You know what I mean? You crank white noise. You're getting that's pretty close. That's pretty close. To Psycho? Yeah. To you like

legit being on a list. You go to eat by yourself and you listen to white noise. Yes. So you can take a blissful moment away from yourself. No, that's not okay. You shouldn't have said that it's not okay that's not normal i thought you were gonna say you put the airpods in in your doom school and you watch a video oh no there's no i don't want anybody talking in my ear you choose to play white you being in a restaurant not being in people's conversations that's white noise that's ambient noise enough you're listening to actual white noise going yeah and i have a no phone rule i can't check my phone

whenever i'm eating out by myself oh hell like i can't look at my phone anything i want to be present and i'll stare at people you're gonna get swatted in like a month you're gonna get swatted where is she you're gonna go turn on the white noise you go right so i'm playing my white noise, you go. Right, so I'm playing my white noise. I love that. Like, all I hear is.

I thought about doing ASMR recently, but I don't want to. I don't want to get an ulterior motive. You making ASMR? No. No, no, no. No, me listening to it. It's a great chicken. And you'd be like... That'd be a...

Oh my god. Wait, you said my ASMR in a list? Imagine you're going to these restaurants and you set up a little tripod, you turn on TikTok Live, you're on your burner page. Peyton's ASMR. And you're literally like, so today I got the duck chickening and it's just like it's like disgusting like gaggy noises people the comments be like what the and it's like ew ew and he's like no guys it's really good gross you'd be like yeah can i get my fourth crown of Coke, sir? Please, thank you.

You're like slamming it. A lisp ASMR is hilarious. Do you think there is a subgenre for lisp ASMR? There has to be. There has to be. What about stutter ASMR? Same thing. Now that's, we're getting into some things here now. I'm like... I'll talk about it

on Patreon. Write it down. Me? No, there's an ASMR that K-Rob and CJ put me on and they are freaks. They are freaks. Look at his little freaky ass. Golly. Okay, but back to my story, right?

So I went to take myself on a dinner date. Now, I don't just go out to eat. Like, I go to, like, these random spots. I go to high-end restaurants. And I like to sit by myself. I like to dress up. Like, put on all my jewelry, a little button-up, spray a little cologne a little egyptian oil right on the nipples right on the areola right on the areolas it's where my it's where my pheromones release it's like a febreze

bottle it'll spray at you you walk and you go table for one it goes and it was just yeah 100 so i didn't realize that a lot of people think it is weird to go eat by yourself. It's either like, I think it's a clear line. Either you really understand it or you really don't. Yeah, I would agree. So, I went out to this nice restaurant, right? In this bougier end of town. I go sit outside, right?

They light a candle on my table. Oh, you're in a nice place. They bring me water in the chalice i can pour myself they go what else would you like king yeah benzo and so i'm sitting there right bring me old-fashioned they bring me an old-fashioned i'm sipping the old-fashioned i'm feeling good about myself my white noise is playing in my AirPods. I'm literally sitting with my legs crossed. I'm in my wealth bag right now like this. Like sitting around, just looking around, waiting for my calamari to come.

I'm sitting. You're doing this for no reason. The hands are moving. No reason. All of a sudden, this party of four elder white women come out to the patio as well. You could tell they went crazy on the wine tasting already. Oh, that elder. They're about late 50s, 60s.

Okay. Right? Oh, God. And a wine tasting. A little bit of crow's feet forming. You could tell there's a little bit of limp in the walk. You could tell they fell down on a scooter a couple times. Four to five grandkids from the whole bunch.

Ooh. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe they're newly grand young grands young and they're just now getting that second wind like right you know right before your dog gets put down pearl yeah like right before your dog gets put down they get that burst of energy out of nowhere and it's like oh they're ready and it's they're good to stay and they're like no they're. That's where these women were at, right? Oh, bro, Dusty did not have a second wind. He did not get that burst.

His was, I love you, buddy. You sure you're all right? And it just wasn't. No, not because Malcolm's in his bag right now. That's what I was thinking. I said, he has not jumped on a couch in years and he jumped up there the other week he climbed up the stairs by himself i was like oh yeah he's good i love you so they come out right i'm sitting there waiting for my calamari sip them old-fashioned four elder white women come in you can tell they're they're loud right they're doing that cackle laugh right nothing's really fun right and they got expensive purses

now i'm used to how these women treat me right because i used to work at a gym that predominantly it was them right that predominantly housed six-year-old hot yes okay and they would always make me uncomfortable how much they would flirt with me oh touch me oh touch me tease me no talk to like and they would they would give me these compliments like they were old men like they were like very aggressive and it would make me uncomfortable oh some of them i liked but i could tell that i was about to get that from them right they see me see me sitting by myself, and they're looking at me, and I see them tapping.

They get a table right next to me. Oh, God. I'm like, oh, shit. I turn it up. I turn my white noise up. They ask for a bottle of wine. They kill the bottle of wine. One of them I see keeps peeking at me. She wants a little

bit of daddy. She wants to know, why daddy alone? Who doesn't want daddy? Who's that little m*** in myself? Who's that old m***? So, she goes, I see her whispering with her group. Huddle up. She

takes a napkin off of her lap. Sets it on the table. No. She's like, hey, Mixie. She goes, hey, caramel boy. Look. No. Okay.

Takes the napkin off. Takes the napkin off, puts it on the table, moves it back to the side. She gets up. She's about to attack. I can see every vein in her leg looks like someone done hit her with the yeah that little silly string she looks like a dark purple silly string on your white leg oh god looks like she got injected with anthracite okay continue i had to get that off oh she looks like mr electro from spider-man like she got injected with anthracite. Okay, continue.

I had to get that off my phone. She looks like Mr. Electro from Spider-Man. She's got veins of electricity. And she's coming at daddy. He comes. She's standing up right across from me. She grabs the seat. And I see her doing this.

I can't hear. I got the white noise. I go. I take my AirPods out. Ma'am? She goes, hey, what's your name? Steve. You don't get my road to government.

You don't get it. I didn't ask her because I don't care. Steve. Steve. She goes, you waiting on somebody? No. Sitting here alone. She goes, oh, is everything okay? You've passed your threshold of words.

There is nothing that's going to come out of this that I want. No. I go, oh, no, wait. I'm just here by myself. She goes, oh, okay oh okay pulls the chair out she sits directly in front of me already inappropriate you you've done too much you cannot accept unacceptable there is no place that said you sit here oh yeah no. She begins to ask me questions about my life, right? And I'm giving her one-word answers.

And she goes, she's asking about how I ended up where I'm at, like what I do for work, do I have any kids, have I ever been in a serious relationship. I don't know what's going on. I'm severely uncomfortable to the point where the waiter comes by and he's like oh does she need a menu no she doesn't need a menu yeah i said and she goes no i'm just just talking she keep bringing another glass of wine she makes herself even more comfortable i'm like jesus

christ it gets to the point i kid you not there's about 14 minutes 14 15 minutes i'll skip all the nonsense it gets to the point where she goes well if you're tired of eating dinner alone let me know and she pulls out a business card i said you old you nasty little i like that shit said meals on wheels or something i don't know what it was she gave me she gave me her business card and i said thank you so much i'll put in my pocket was it an actual business card it was her her. It had her face on it and everything. It had her work number, her email. It had her fax. So it was basically a tangible social media for her.

Yeah. That's all she had, yeah. It was just her face with how you can contact. Brother, it had a fax number on it. Who's faxing? Like, you know what I mean? Oh, my God. You should have hit me on a lonely night.

Oh, I'm going to start hitting you with the, hey, turn the camera around. You go, no, there's no need for that. I'm having a great time. I'll see you, bro. And then right before you hang up, it's like, who was that, darling? I go, oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, let's get straight to it.

But at the end of it, I was like, I knew I knew her. That's Meemaw. What? I know good and well that's not my grandma because, one one she wouldn't have been able to get to your table two she wouldn't know who she was talking to in front of her and three she would have to have clearance and somebody drive her away from the home because she's chilling in her room right now so that ain't my meemaw if it was my meemaw she'd be like this now darling are you where are you at actually that would have been my Meemaw.

She ain't getting up on her two and walking to you talking about, give me a glass of wine. Hell no. Maybe you're Meemaw, not my Meemaw. Not my Meemaw. You're going to get the same call I did. No, no, no, no. No. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, oh. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, no. No, I didn't mean that. I thought you were saying that to me. That's crazy. No, I can't talk about that. Oh, she's gone. Got her out at 9.08.

Okay, here. Quickly move past that. God forbid. I'm so sorry. Golly. Let's go. Dude. This is...

Dude. We gotta... No more grandma talk. Here we go. I don't know. I gotta hoop my kids. I gotta hoop my grandma. My grandma's still blind. Here we go. I don't know. I'm like, who am I kidding? I'm like, my grandma's still blind. Here we go.

Would you accept a sugar mama? Let's read straight to it. Would you accept a sugar mama? Say. Can I be vulnerable? Hell yeah. Tried. Oh, that's more vulnerable than I thought.

I thought you were going to say, hell yeah. I tried. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Give us the juice. How did this happen? When the podcast first blew up. You're kidding.

Like cucumber Gatorade days. How the hell did I not know about this back then? Oh, because I wasn't proud of it. I was poor. Pretty sure it would have put me on game. You were with Liv. She would have said yes no this one was nasty oh then no if it's one of those ones where i just gotta go eat dinner with

you talk to you about your old like your old life and then you give me like 400 bones no she wanted me she wanted all of me i was willing and able to oh but okay so basically yes i've tried to have a sugar mama before i still get the dms but a lot of them are from men, and now I'm a little more, ah. But back with the women, I was like, yes. So, I was going through my requested DMs, and there's a girl, not a girl, that was a woman. That was a grown woman. And she was one of those where there'd be a little overlap on the plane right right a lot of mate like like the birthday makeup on the profile

picture right right well you know what i mean like an overwhelming amount of animals you got at your house not enough square footage to house them like but i was good but i was she had she had it though i don't know what it was a va or something, but she had it and she was willing to share the wealth. So she DM'd me and she was like, hey, something flirty. Like you look so good. She was like, how would you feel about making like $8,000 a month? Oh! And I was, and at the time I was like, eight grand a month?

And I was like, I'm pulling like $400 a month right now. This sounds great. So I responded. And I said, eyeball emoji? You said, yeah. And then she was just like, and she goes, these are my rules. And I was like, I like this. That's kind of hot.

I like this. Tell me what to do, teach. Rules off rip, that's kind of hot. Structure creates security. And then, so we were DMing for like a while, but then she kept asking for more images of me to the point where I wasn't going to send that, but I was definitely sending some shirtless pics.

You're just like this. You're like, yeah, 100%. You go. yeah 100 you go it's like feeling it's not even a good fight yeah and so she and then she got a little wicked with it asked for more so i was like no i'm not ready for that you go slow down man and then i said well can i get your number because i was like let's not do this on DMs. You know what I mean? Can I get your number? She gave me her number, and I put it into the Cash app to find out who it was. The name was like Vincent James III or something. I was talking to some 19-year-old guy in Atlanta.

He didn't have that kind of money. I was so disappointed. You should have said, you know what? You're asking for a little too much right now, right? But if you put 4K up front, you give me the front end, I'll get the other four on the back. I'll send you the pictures. Now, did you ever receive monetary?

No, but once I found out it was Vincent, I said, look, bro, I know it's you. I was like, if you still got the money, we can do this. But like, you said, bro, as long as you I was like if you still got the money we can do this but like you said bro as long as as long as you're good for it I'm good too he goes nah you got me yeah so

it died would you get a sugar mama right now you couldn't it'd have to go through live yeah cause if it again

there's some like the immediate thought of it is nasty freaky whatever yeah yeah yeah there's some that just literally

want a friend just want a friend and they'll spend money on a friend, which is honestly sad. But, hell, sign me up. I think if Pierce got wealthy, he would definitely do that. Pierce... You'd be a sugar daddy. So we're calling Pierce 60 years old, wealthy, by himself. Wealthy 60-year-old Pierce by himself, he's definitely going to be a sugar daddy.

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you know they're going to touch you, right? Excuse me? Okay, you said that, not me. There's a lot of context. I took the key part. Okay, but just in case somebody's coming in right now randomly. Yeah, just in case. You said during conversations, the elderly like to touch.

During conversations. You said when that group of the old white woman came in, you said they're the type. They're a handsy bunch. Yes, that's what I'm saying. Once people get older, they get a little more handsy. Exactly. So, I'm in Costco this past week, like two days ago actually. Me, Liv, Malachi.

We're in there shopping, doing normal stuff. We stop and look at, I don't even know the actual name of them, like little lanterns that you would line your driveway in okay little lights yeah like outdoor lights we're stopping we're just examining the box maybe 30 seconds and this guy comes up and he's not quite that crowd maybe five six years away from it the first thing he does to me goes like this oh right in my side right in my side he goes ain't that someone he just starts the conversation i literally went what the he's just sitting there yeah he goes he said don't

get those that was his first word don't get those and i'm i my immediate what would your thought be this is a deranged fan he at least knows me no my at my first i would be like okay well I'm not gonna I'm not gonna yeah but I'm saying okay he's gonna hopefully he takes it full circle it's some funny oh I love the show by the way no regular guy slaps me in the ribs goes don't buy them sons of okay I go what was that one and he goes oh I'm sorry I'm sorry man I'm sorry I'm just yeah just don't get him I go why he goes man because I got these same things someone came and mowed my grass

they took and cleaned out just laid him on the ground I came home to eight holes and eight bent sticks so don't buy him I go sir

isn't that the why did you should have told him not to take him up and he goes man you're not listening to me slaps me again

so at this point I'm like okay this grown man has hit me twice and they're borderline hits it's not touching it's like a little back point i'm like okay this grown man has hit me twice and they're borderline hits it's not touching it's like a little backhand i'm like why the why does he keep touching me and then he says it again he goes man the mowing people i should have told him but they didn't do it now i'm down 200 bucks costco didn't do anything about it don't buy them and i literally i kid you

not i asked him i was like i was like are you okay? Is everything good? And his wife, now I don't know what this means. I'm just being honest. His wife calls him. Daryl was his name. Don't make your own assumptions, but his name was Daryl. God bless. She said, Daryl, man, come over here. Leave that boy alone.

Okay. Daryl goes, man, I'm just telling you, save you some hassle. Don't buy him now. And he's going. And he's leaving. He goes to his wife. Daryl turns his back. His wife looks at me.

Kid you not. This is exactly what she did. She goes, I'm sorry. So now I took it with a grain of salt. My husband's crazy. But like, if your own wife is saying,

it wasn't like a joke. I'm sorry, sweetie. He's all over the place. It was like, she went, she was like, now Daryl, come over here. She was like,

I'm sorry. And I literally was like, I was like, Darryl, come over here. She was like, I'm sorry. And I literally was like, I was like, I was like, what if, but my thought process, what if I wasn't me? What if I was another guy that took that hit?

I'm not so sure and everything. And I'm like, hey man, don't touch me. What if he just went, what you, oh, what if, who, why is he doing that? That's a lie. That was a little much,

but that's where my mind went. Yeah. So what's your question? No, the touching. The touching. The old age stuff. He was right there and he's just touching. And why do they touch?

I don't know. They're a very physical group. It's like a comfort thing or something. I think it's times were different. I think there were a lot more. I think that was a lot more acceptable back then. You know what my grandpa said that I can't repeat. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. There's a lot more things that were. Yeah. And I'll never hit air. I forgot about that. Holy shit. A lot more things back then that were acceptable. Then that aren't acceptable now.

Like now we're very antisocial, right? Oh, we're antisocial and they're very. They're very. Because all they had was face-to-face conversations back in the day better life right probably probably right and so they the only world they knew was the world in front of them so there's like i see these same 17 people at target this is my whole world so i can slap jimmy yeah i know and so they see you and they're like look at that corn fed white man like i like that one look at those dump bottles what yeah and i was like ow 100 what okay you just said something yeah what what other

parts of life back then do you think is better than now for you would probably be a lot okay never mind we're gonna go right past that one straight past that clean slate we're good never mind cj's like god glory days he's like he's like i wanted to hear about it we turn he's like oh he's jotting down notes you said so what was he saying about the lights he said whenever you he said that he bought the same same ones they weren't in the box no oh no his complaint that's what i'm saying. His complaint was, it was so external. Yeah. He was mad because a landscaping company, when they did his grass, ripped him up out of the ground.

Oh, that's offensive. And that's why I was like, sir, that's not Costco's fault. The product's not. I'm like, that's your people. No, he's a psychopath. His wife went. Now, I was like. Now, I thought he was saying like when he bought something and he took it home, it wasn't the same.

Because I had that experience this weekend, too. Right? I went through this whole thing where I was reading comments. After last week, we talked about how I bathe, how I dry off. A lot of people getting on me. And a lot of y'all have been so mean to me in the comments, right? Is that really? So, I was like, I had a day of inspiration.

I always have one or two a month where I'm like, I'm going to change my life. I think everybody has that. That is so real. Right. Everybody has that one day a month that they're like, this is it. You go, God, I got to be better. Yeah. Mine always happened like middle of like 4 a.m.

I'm going to like, I'm going to wake up at 7. I'm going to eat breakfast. And I'm going to work out. I wake up at 1.30pm. I feel like a lot of people. I feel like you wake up and this is sad, but I feel like some days I can see your first word. Your first audible word. Every morning, dude. Every morning. I'm like, again? Help! every every morning dude every morning i'm like again help so sad it's so true but

like it's a punishment and then i hear cj downstairs i'm like no no no when will it end? It's just going full-blown crazy. CJ's just, do-do-do. And then Pierce takes me. I'm like, when is it going to end? And I FaceTime you. And he can't FaceTime me, and I'm just like.

And he can't FaceTime me, and I'm like, no I'm just not gonna do the joke no but okay what happened this weekend is CJ's having a panic attack back there how much he has to edit so I went I had the day where I was like I I'm changing my life. I need to do better. Right? And you should. The house cleaner came. I didn't mean it like that. I didn't mean it like that. The house cleaner came. The house is already clean. So step one, that makes it easier for me.

Right? You can think. Now, like, I don't have, like, chips and dust and a little bit of decay. Yeah. And some mold. Like, I found, like, a chicken wing, like, right, like, behind my nightstand. And I was like, something's got to get fixed right so i was like i'm gonna go out to target i'm gonna buy a bunch of daily essential things i need right i went and got um some under eye cream nice things that you like rub on your eye to make

the puffiness and the darkness go away i was like that seems like i need that uh i went and got like i got um a hand scrub thing for the shower because I'm tired of using my palms. There you go! Yeah. Only because

a little bit, something almost went in. I was going too hard. I said, woo! So I was like, let me get a little scrubber. Right?

I got some rubbing alcohol for my earring backs. Oh my God! Because I was going like this and then I went like that, and I said, what? You said, bro, this day is so – 100%. Dog, ladies, if you want to see if you love your man or not, this is the real test.

And if your man wears earrings, tell him to take his earrings out and smell them. No, you got to, like, rub your earring back and then smell it with your finger. It's not terrible. Mine is literally a morgue. Mine just smells kind of like a, I mean, just kind of like metal. Oh, that's good for you. Well, mine's filled with, my keloids are popping back here. But anyway.

Oh, my God. One of the things I got was mouthwash. I ran out of mouthwash. I always use mouthwash. I always use it a lot of times in place of brushing. Yeah, I was about to say. In substitute. So I get the same mouthwash I get every single time.

All right? They didn't pay. So I grab it. I take it home, right? It's nighttime. I'm actually brushing my teeth. I'm going in there. Time to mouthwash now.

Go to bed, mouthwash. Every time you open a new mouthwash, you take the cap off, and then there's that paper, right? I unscrew it. No paper there. I can see directly into the mouthwash. I'm looking at it. There's fizzy bubbles. Like, it's fizzy in there. Like, somebody put a little bit of something in there. I can see directly into a mouthwash. I'm looking at it. There's fizzy bubbles. Like, it's fizzy in there.

Like, somebody put a little bit of something in there. It's like a third of it is gone. And you're just noticing this. Oh, it's the first time I've used it. But I'm saying, oh, okay, never mind, never mind. This is the first time I, yeah, this is a new one. Like, I just now got it, and I'm using it. Yes.

I'm still using it but what would you do in that situation because the kind of mouthwash you know that i get yeah it's expensive mouthwash yeah if i opened it the plastic was gone yeah and it's fizzing yeah it's like where i can almost hear it it's like like a dasani when you open it up it has to go in the trash bin right i still use it have you had any side effects any any any droopiness any laziness i think bro something i'm so messed up it's like to a point where it kind of just fits in right it's like it's not gonna stop the train it's not gonna it's just adding more luggage onto the train it's like yep this ship has sailed you start going to

god what is that feeling my neck and you sit down it's like ah i'm like a little more pain in the left side this morning but you know what we're just gonna push we're gonna push through it oh god that's funny but not funny funny but not funny um go ahead so we went we went to oklahoma this past weekend for easter okay hanging Hanging out with family and everything. And the conversation of is Malachi going to be a good kid, a hell raiser, a little minion? Yeah. Is your son going to be good? A mix of both.

That got brought up, right? Okay. So we started throwing scenarios out. Right. One of the scenarios that were thrown out, I'm going to now place it onto you. And I want your God's honest truth of what you would do in this situation. Okay. Okay. And this is about your son. It's about my son. Oh God. It's not going to go well. About my son. High school age. We'll call it, we'll call it sophomore year, 15, 16. Oh,

this isn't going to be good. Okay. So the scenario is you, you are driving to our house. You left something. You came over for a card night a poker night whatever with the dads that's old but you came over you left something you're coming to grab it right you hit malachi hey can you bring this outside for me i text your son to bring me something out of your house bring this outside he comes outside he brings it to you you get out of the car to chop it up with your nephew for a little bit right okay he hands you the thing pulls out a cigarette and then looks you in the eye and goes stand up straight when you're talking to me now i need to know i need to know how you're gonna discipline your nephew and if it's if it's too extreme for mom and dad

if it's if it's on the line i need to know so one more time he hands you the item he goes stand up straight when you're doing it it's funny it's hilarious that's funny first of all i wouldn't even discipline Malachi. I'm being your a**. To think you raised your son to think he could talk to me that way? Are you crazy? That would be his last cigarette he's ever looked at. So do you smack it out of his mouth? Do you choke him?

Do you say, what the hell? Oh, you think I'm joking? I'm literally going to laugh at your son and find you. You're going to fight me. That's your fault. You're going to let him smoke the cigarette. Yeah, it's your fault. He's not my kid. That's not my fault. Yes, fight me. That's your fault. You're going to let him smoke the cigarette. Yeah, it's your fault. He's not my kid.

That's not my fault. Yes, it is. It's your fault. You said from a young age you're going to build a super tight bond so you know when he's doing the bad shit. I'm not his. I want him to come back to me. I hope you heard that here first, Malachi. I'm not his father.

But you can't. If neither one of us knew he was smoking. It's not my job to discipline your kid. But you can. I'm disciplining you. That's not your job either. You don't have the huevos. No.

To discipline. I don't know what's going on. Well, you're a bad dad then. Then yeah, that'd be a bad dad. You're a bad dad. If you can't smell the Marlboros downstairs, what are you talking about? But no, I'm not home. Liv's not home.

He does. He's master level. You hid things from your parents. Not no cigarettes. Exactly. But let's say. If you can hide cigarettes from your parents, your parents suck. Yeah. But let's say if you can if you can hide cigarettes from your parents your parents suck yeah but let's just say in in this scenario yeah he's master level

i'm beating your scam so you wouldn't i'm not joking i'm not fine you failed i'm not gonna beat up to me in that moment i'm not going to do what i want to do to like he's 16 i'm not doing that no i'm doing hands on him oh i would would though If he's saying stand up when you're talking Sit down and That's crazy Stand up straight when you're talking to me Really? And then you just look at him

Let me get my shoe please oh my god dude we were talking about it and I literally said I have to say that to Peyton yeah that's so extreme

that is that's so that's why I wanted to hear your answer no I would gently come after you but what are you gonna do to me I can't say it on the internet okay what would you I can't say it

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don't like the way you eat though. You're doing all these solo dinners and I think it's another layer, so no one has to watch you do the shit you do. You do something that is very wrong i think i'm the most proper eater around the way i flip my fork and everything you eat no proper eater is i'm a proper you eat like a child you eat like a kid how so you eat like a kid when

you when you cut meats you don't cut it yes i do no no no yes i do i keep i cut. How do you cut a steak? How do I cut a steak? Where's my fork and knife? You don't get a fork and knife. Imagine it. Okay, so. Remote. Sorry for the audio listeners. This won't be good for you. You stab.

No, I'm laughing. I'm trying to see what hand I use. See, the fact you don't know is what you use. Well, I'm ambidextrous. I have superpowers. So, fork here. You go. He's like. Fork here. Turn away from He was like, fork here.

Turned away from me. Okay. Cut. Look. Eat. See, you wish you were that proper. But that's not even. That's exactly how I eat steak. Okay, fine.

We'll give you that one. 100% how I eat steak. Something you absolutely can't deny and it's going to be in your grave with you. The way you eat french fries is an abomination and it's and i don't stand for it i've never thought about the way i eat french fries you do two things that are criminally wrong that remind me of children one you eat all of the fries or all of the sandwich before you mix and match that's all the cart mcdonald's isn't in segregation you can enjoy both of them together you don't have to go all fries or all burgers enjoy your food together that's why it's a meal

they come together. And the second thing you do, oh, you're not speaking. The second thing you do, you put your fries directly, directly on your molar and you don't chew like a normal man. You go, that is not true.

Lie in front of everyone. Lie in front of everyone. On everything I love, I've never done that. On everything I love, I've never done that. On everything I love, I've never done that. How do you eat french fries? I grab the whole bunch if I can. First. And I go like this.

It's as much as CJ knows. I go like this. I grab a whole handful. Why are you grabbing so many? That's another thing. You just gave me more ammo. I'm almost seven foot tall, Cam. I'm not a little girl.

I need a lot of food at once but you don't mangle it and go oh how do you eat a french fry one by one enjoy it maybe two at most you're a little dude if you get a friend i want like grow up you're grabbing literally have a child and hair on your eat the french fries like i Like, man. One, middle of your mouth. I've physically watched you put it to the molar. I've seen that before. You're doing this now? Maybe this is your new thing?

I've never done that. Now you're lying on the internet and in front of Christ. It's going to be a hard time for you to get in there. You're going to have to write a very detailed letter to get into the pearly gates. So you think it's more normal to go one by one on a french fry than two?

Or more? Let it score? You're just 12 or more. It's not two or more normal to go one by one on a french fry than two? Or more? Let it score? Yours is 12 or more. It's not two or more. You go... You're grabbing a handful, a pile, and you haven't even tasted your burger. How disappointing would that be? Now, that's a normal thing I do.

I cannot eat my french fries and my burger at the same time. I cannot eat sides of any kind and my food at the same time. That is nonsense. I feel like that's the way God made it. No, it's not. I feel like that's what Jesus eat sides of any kind and my food at the same time that is nonsense i feel like that's the way god made it no it's not i feel like that's what jesus wanted when he landed if that's what jesus wanted that it would be served all step by step they wouldn't bring you everything at once they would not give you your mashed potatoes and your corn and maybe your lobster mac and your steak and some bread i'm not talking about your rich people dining i'm talking about simple fast food i'm talking about simple fast food. I'm talking about simple fast food.

Combo. We're going to combine. It's literally combination. Okay, if it was a true combo, the fries would be in the burger. Ooh, I think that's a cook. No, because it's the side that comes on the side of it. A side, right? So I'm going to eat it on the side.

I'm not going to eat it with. Yeah, you eat it on the side. You don't eat it with the burger, but you eat it at the same time. That's the whole point. It's the same sit down. I'm eating them at different times, though. I feel like it's greedy. I feel like it's a little bit of gluttony.

If you're like this, if you're like. I eat that fast. Like, who are you? Slow down. I paid for this. It's not going anywhere. It's not. I'm going to enjoy my side. I'm going to enjoy my french down. I paid for this. It's not going anywhere. It's not. I'm going to enjoy my side.

I'm going to enjoy my french fries. But you don't. You are a lord of portions. You don't finish anything. Now, that's an ADHD thing. You don't finish. I have crippling ADHD, and I finish my f***ing fast food. You ought to meet her for YouTube.

It's a difference. Yes. But you do not finish anything you come in contact with. You are the lord of portions. That's a definite thing. I don't know where that came from. That's gotta be. I googled it. No, I googled it. It's ADHD. It's like

a little bit of things. Why do I finish everything? Because you are fat! You're fat! Fat! everything and you're okay you are bad you're fat that that that that that that i'm just kidding buddy you look good i don't mean to call you that i say that for jokes you know honestly you're doing better than me somebody loves you your wife okay people love you too don't say that no a lot a lot. No. Oh, I know that. No, I'm just sure that was never a question. Oh, promise you. I wasn't ever like worried about that much. You know?

I see. Okay. But, you know, you did find love. Congratulations. Thank you. You got married. How long ago was that? Thank you.

Where are we going with this? How long ago was that? Coming up on three years. You almost got me like, you almost put me on the spot. That was a quick answer. I had to think. What's your anniversary? 28th of May. Why did I answer like, you almost put me on the spot. That was a quick answer. I had to think. What's your anniversary? Uh,

28th of May. Why did I answer like, like I'm a hundred years in the past? 28th of May. Why? Yeah. 28th. Dude,

you know, it's always bothered me. What? Whenever like on certain documents, the day goes before the month and year dog. When I first figured that out, I was like, they changed how many months

we got we're like oh my god it's like uh europe right they do that they do the date like the day of the month and then the month oh i've never been there actually just got my passport so i don't i don't know you want me to call somebody that's the french ambassador who has this information you've never seen like a foreign document okay but time out if we've both seen it then where did it come miss winkler she used to write them like that and then miss eisenhower in the fourth grade his eyes are on the fourth grade dad miss winkler would write her doc dude there sometimes your dude your class was doomed. Your class was... I had the best class ever.

No, you did not. Miss Winkler is a saint of a woman, and sometimes she comments on the YouTube video still. I hope she's doing well. Miss Winkler, you're fantastic. You never met her. Why'd you do your dates like that? Never met her. Very strange.

Probably would have filed a formal request to be out of your class. But I'm going to talk about you being married and love in general, right? My For You page recently has been like so heavily on marriage and like people crying at the altar and stuff like that. First of all, take all the energy. Get the f*** away from me. He said, get up. I can't pay my toll.

No, I'm saying, I've seen all these extravagant engagements, like these proposals, extravagant proposals. these proposals extravagant proposals balloons and doves and they rent out half the ocean and stuff like that you know what i mean on cliffs now i never realized it but now nope nope nope, nope, nope, nope. Breathe, nope. I've never realized it, but proposing seems very expensive. Depends on how you do it. Yours is going to be crazy.

No, it's not. Because I think about mitigating cost on my proposal. Let me know if this is crazy. Okay. Is it wild to propose without a ring? Now, let me cook. No way. Because that seems a little too pricey.

I thought you were about to say, is it crazy to propose at a nice, normal steak dinner? You said, can I do no ring? Can I do it without the ring? I thought you were about to die down this big scale I had you at and just have a normal nice pose. No, I'll make it

nice. We can go to the beach. I'll get the candles and all that. Are you out of your, are you listening to yourself? You're out of your mind. I think you're going to rent a beach and go and get candles and a nice luau and have a some guy with a little banjo but i don't want to spend 20 bands on a ring but you don't have the ring yes it all means nothing without the ring it means nothing that's not fair how who have you seen go like this will you be mine are you gonna handshake her will you marry me David Blaine you go yeah like

we get pinky promise or something technically it's the same thing Peyton I hope I hope my god I hope every woman that sees this comes after you and tries to knock some sense into you don't hurt proposing without the ring I think think, okay, but understand, I'm mitigating cost, right? Because if I'm renting out the beach, half the beach, it's ours tonight, right? These candles, expensive. This light, expensive.

This photographer, expensive. The videographer, expensive. The dinner we're going to go to after, it's expensive. We've been together for long enough. Trust me. Hey, I promise you you i'm really proposing to you she she's going to say i don't want the video that that guy takes if there's not a ring in it i don't want to eat that surf and turf if there's no ring on my head i don't want pictures of me being proposed to if there's not a ring i understand but it's all wasted i understand but isn't that a little kind of rude it's a little

kind of rude to people right just because i don't want to pay a little bit so i so she would me saying me saying i want to marry you means nothing unless i spend 20 bands first or however i don't know how much i'm about to say you're hey you're good man good hell of a ring thousands of dollars first off that's like say hey let's get married no First off, that's like saying, hey, let's get married. No wedding. Off rip. That's fine. No, but that's immediate. You're proposing without the ring.

No, it's not true. Yes, it is. How? Because this is the sign of it. It is the sign of we are doing this. Watch this. This is my token of appreciation. It doesn't have to be the actual ring.

Okay, no, stop talking so much, right? So, when you got much, right? So, so, when you got engaged, right? Yes. Where was your ring? Doesn't work like that. Societal standards doesn't work like that. That's society. You're not winning an argument. That's society. Go beta. Go beta.

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I'm an ally. I believe in equal rights. You know, I believe everybody should be treated the same. Man, woman, everybody in between. Dog, cat, elephant, everybody. rights you know i believe everybody should be treated the same man woman everybody in between dog cat elephant everybody so why does it why can i be progressive in everything else but i can't be progressive in the proposal oh my god that's like saying hey you smell that i think somebody's cooking oh wait that's me no it's not no No, no girl. Okay. I'll be honest. Girls would lie and say, oh, it's okay.

In her soul, she would be hurt. In her soul, she would be hurt. You don't know my girl. If you spent, let's just say, let's call it 20 bands to get the, let's call it 30,000. Half a beach. You got half a beach, a videographer, photographer, a nice surf and turf, and some music. Who's playing the music? Somebody's music expensive.

I'm going to hire somebody. Let's call that $30,000. Yeah, so I spend so much money. If you spend $30,000 and you didn't get her a ring, she'd be baffled. She'd be baffled. She'd say, spend $20,000 on the ring. Use the other $10,000 to make some shit.

Look, she'd rather you propose to her in a subway with a ring than on a beach with no ring. That's not true. Guaranteed. That's not true. What ifanteed. That's not true. What if I say it's coming? Delayed shipping. Let's name our baby that's not born yet.

That's what you're doing to her. You've done that. No, without being pregnant. Let's name our baby without being pregnant. You did that. No, I didn't. I said that name. Oh, my God.

We did not name the baby. Oh, my God. I didn't name it. Oh, my God. You can't name the baby. In our class, yes, you did. I said I want to name my kid Malachi. That's the same thing.

What's the difference? Okay, let's move in together without the place yet. I've done that. I'm doing that now. I just did. Go, Payton. Go, Payton. Go, Payton.

Go, Payton. Go, Payton. How can you move in without a place? Go, Tata. Go. That was a bad ending from y'all two. How can you move in together if you don't have a place? Proposing without the ring.

It's the idea. It's the same thing you did with Malachi. Exactly. He didn't exist. You were barely even knocking those boots in, and you named Malachi. That was my point. He doesn't even exist. I wanted to name him.

I wanted to move in with this girl. I want to propose to you. I want to give you a ring. Are you wanting to propose or are you proposing? No, I am proposing, but I want to get you a ring. Delayed shipping. I can't find it. I don't know what to do.

I don't want to spend that much money. Diamonds are expensive. I'm getting my girl moist tonight. Go pay it up. Go pay it up. Go pay it up. Go pay it up. Go pay it up. Go beta. Go beta. Go beta.

Okay, if you happen to be the lucky woman that gets proposed to, you need to have a diamond checker on site. They passed diamond checks. Say it. Go beta. Go beta. Go beta. Go beta.

Go beta. Go beta. All right. If he says, hey, babe, I need you to get your nails done. We're going to a beach. Say, hey, I'm sick. We can't go. That's fine.

You go, we got beaches in Texas. Say, yeah. I can propose on the side of the bed. No, you're tripping. Would it be bad to propose right after you enjoy the act together? Right after you're. Right after. I've done that.

Do you want to get married? This... You've proposed. While you were rubbing fuzzies. Not really proposed, but I've asked. Like, hey, you want to... I want this for the rest of my life. You go, that's unreal Go Kevin

Oh shit I am sweating I'm so hot Yeah yeah yeah no we don't have to talk about it But if you Patreon we get no Oh no Oh my god

Yeah eventually I feel like when the wedding happens Patreon. No. No. Oh my God. Yeah, eventually. I feel like when the wedding happens. Honestly, weddings are bad too. No, you can't say that. No, honestly. Honestly, honestly. Because you were married before your wedding.

Correct. But you legally have to. And. Wait, what? Yes, you go to the courthouse. And you get it like two days before your wedding. Two, three days before. You do it legally on paper and then you take that paper and it gets signed by the person that ordained your wedding.

And his pastor was a convict. So does it really have like the... Dude, you wouldn't be surprised. No, he wasn't. He was a mule, dog. He showed up in that Escalade two hours late. What were you doing? What were you doing? What were you doing?

Is he a family friend? Kind of. I don't know. Was he there this weekend? Was that the same guy? Yeah, I listened to him preach. He was going crazy. I bet so.

He was going crazy. Nah. I'm just joking. It's all comedy. No, oh my God. He was late, though. Late to my wedding. He was very late.

Oh, and he didn't even show up to the rehearsal, did he? Yeah, no. I don't, it's, hey, shout out you. That's what I'm saying, like, I know a lot of people that elope and do stuff like that. I think that's fine. No, eloping's fine. But the wedding, the wedding's, it's, I think the wedding is more for, definitely more for the woman.

I want to be the star of my wedding. That's just a fact. Oh, my God. There's going to be more pictures of me up than my wife. Oh, my God. Okay, let's say this. What if at your wedding, your wife walks out first? Your wife walks out first.

The dude, here comes the bride. No one even stands for her. She walks out, goes to the thing. And my mom hands me over. What's wrong with that? No, but listen, listen. Even better. If they go,

everybody rise for the groom, right? And it's you. You're coming through these doors. The whole... It gets dark. Yeah. Spotlights. The doors open.

It's the weekend. Blaring on... No, they switch it here. And I have voices in my head. They cast me. They understand. And I would come out shirtless with baby a little hard here you go you go like this yeah i'm telling you oh my oh my god honestly if my intro is going like if my wife doesn't put in work on the intro i'm going i'm the champion

you're kind of i'm coming out second If I come in with the Batista entrance, there's pyro. Yeah, like, is she, I mean, unless she's coming out with some Joe Hendry. Bro, but you, but it's not that. You're coming out first. Who says who? Who's the champion at this time? Who's holding the belt?

You go, we need about the night before so I can pin my wife, and then I take the belt, and I come out second. Good morning to you. I'd love to pin my wife. Do it again. I don't have a wife, dude. It's been so long. So you just snuck it.

It's been a long time. I'm sorry. Yeah, it's all right. We'll fix it. You just snuck it. I just had quite enough. Well, these are expensive microphones. You can whisper all you want.

You're going to get hurt. What the hell? What the hell? What the hell? You just whispered and you just snuck in. You didn't whisper. That was me. You snuck in WWE, right? Yeah.

This is honest to God embarrassing. It literally happened. I cried the other day at a TikTok about the top five WWE returns. I literally shed a tear. I do not blame you. I literally shed a tear. Isn't it blame you. I literally shed a tear. Isn't it magical? What the hell is wrong with me?

Yes. Wait, who? Do you remember any specifically? Last year's WrestleMania when Taker came back. WrestleMania? Oh, whenever it was WrestleMania 40? Bro. That made you cry?

He came out as a biker and then chokeslammed The Rock and then rolled out? That made you cheer up? I thought you were going to talk about Edge and Royal Rumble. So Edge was on it. So it was a top five. But the one that jerked that tear, the one that really said, give me that. Come here, was the Taker one. I don't know why.

It was the Hardy Boys when they returned. Oh, my God. It was Edge. When New Day brought them out. I really don't know why the Undertakers was in there because that was just a crowd pop. It was a great crowd pop for us. And I think it was the sound of other humans screaming that made me cry. Yeah.

And, bro, I literally was watching it, and I went, I said, what the? I was like, what the hell? No, that is, you've changed, bro. I've got to, I've got to stop. That's why I hang out with you a lot less. That's just mean. That's just mean.

Where's the grit? That's just mean. You know, I miss the grit. I think it was a mixture of soft soft fatherhood and delusional um delusional just being delusional i think about sleep i think about six years now because you'll probably have another kid by then so reset but i better have enough i better be done having kids in six years i'm saying what by the time malachi is six he'll probably get his first like wow like you know i mean fight at school or something

like you know what i mean and then you'll come back to being a man but then you'll probably have like a baby girl at that time so you'll be even worse and then the podcast is no well with with the girl i feel like i'm you're more mainly the whole time it's like cradle protector the boy i'm no you'll be more soft you'll be more way more soft and then i'll be making offensive jokes and you'll be like do not say that i go bro that making offensive jokes, and you'll be like, do not say that. I go, bro, that's really not that cool. Don't say that. That's not nice.

And I'll be like, CJ, try. You go, let's see. And CJ will just go. And I'll be like, it's over. It was fun, guys. It's over. It was fun. Yeah.

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Speaking of like daughters and kids and stuff I listened to as a kid. Not so hot take. But I want to see what you think about it. Because your Joe Jonas take really bothered me. And I was thinking about this last night. I genuinely believe Miley Cyrus is the best of all time, if not in the conversation, for best singer slash actor combo of all time. Are you kidding me?

I just mean it. So hold on. Most talented singer slash actor combo of all time. Help me and name some. Name a few. Whitney Houston. She's up there. I'd say she is the GOAT.

She's up there, but I think Miley Cyrus is a better actor. I think she just had more acting. I think she's better. I think she had more longevity. That's the same argument you used with LeBron, right? But he's better and he's done it longer. It's an argument, right? Think of him.

Think of him. Who else is singing? Why am I drawing a blank? Who else is a singer-actor? Adele can't act. She can't act. Sam Smith can't act. I didn't know Sam Smith was in a movie.

That's what I'm saying. He wasn't. Oh, okay. I was like, what movie is he in? Leonardo DiCaprio can't sing. Okay. Come on! Name actual dual-threat athletes.

Ariana Grande. Smoked boots, easy turkey chicken, barbecue chicken. Let me say that. Right there. Oh my god. Let me say this. Oh my god. Let me say this. Let me say this. Ariana is a better vocalist.

She's a better vocalist. Get the hell out of here. I think she's a better vocalist. Ariana. Thank you. Next. You started singing. I think she's a better vocalist. Ariana. Thank you. Next. You started singing. You know that's good. You know that. Ain't nobody singing Wreck-It-Ball.

Now, you got to understand what I'm saying. I'm saying one of the best. She's in the conversation for top five. Okay, well, now if we move it to top five, you said one of, if not the, that's what you said. But you can make the argument. As of right now, Miley Cyrus is 100% second place. Ariana Grande doesn't have an acting role as impactful as Hannah Montana, and that's a fact.

That's a fact. She doesn't have one. That's a fact. We're not talking about impact. We're talking about, you said, singing and actor. Yes, combination. Yes. She acted in just as much.

She has. She's the star of Wicked. Huge box office film. Huge box office film. Huge box office film. Recency bias. I haven't seen it. No. I haven't seen it yet.

I haven't seen it yet. What? No, I haven't even seen it. But I'm saying. But I'm saying. But is Wicked, is that movie as impactful as the entire Hannah Montana series? No, but I'm saying. Miley Cyrus can't even make big box office film.

Like, big movie. She can't? She made Hannah Montana movie. She hasn't made anything else. You can't get a crowd of over 15,000 to keep your secret if you're not good. Okay, you want me to name some? Are you real?

Are you f***ing real? Yes, I mean it. I can buy myself flowers. Write my name in the camp. What? Talk to my cum for hours. Say things cum don't understand. I can take my cum dancing.

I can hold my own cum. Oh, I can love calm better than. Oh, I can love calm better than. Calm, calm. Your jaw. Your jaw was like. The answer knows I make you feel something. Oh, 100%.

You know it. You know how it gets to me. Okay, go ahead. Name some singer-actor combos of all time. Okay, we have Justin Timberlake. Now let's pause. No, don't shut up! No, fuck you.

Myles Cyrus is third spot. Name two Justin Timberlake acting roles. Trolls? Huh? Trolls? Get the f*** out of here, Pierce. Get the f*** on Soundtrack for trolls. The movie, I don't remember the name.

The movie with Mila Kunis, though. It's like Friends with Benefits. Friends with Benefits is a good movie. Good movie. It's a good movie, but it's not Shutter Island. Yeah, I know it's not Shutter Island. But Miley Cyrus has not. Correct me if I'm wrong. Hannah Montana is one of the biggest TV shows of all time.

That's just. I'm not going to lie. Hold on. Hold on. Miley Cyrus isn't even on here. Hold on. Hold on. Hannah Montana is friends.

It's Seinfeld. It's the office. Jesus Christ. It is. No, it's not. Yes, it is. No, it is not. It's impactful.

No, it is not. It's impactful. Sweet Life Zack and Cody. Better than Hannah Montana. No, it is. No, it is not. It's impactful. No, it is not. It's impactful. Sweet life, Zach and Cody, better than Hannah Montana. No, not better. Are you? It's not better. I think you might have a little crush. You might want to.

Not my type. She's beautiful, but it has nothing to do with that. I respect talent. I respect art. Hannah Montana is art. Continue. Okay. Marlena Brown.

Oh, my God. Marlena Brown is crazy. Oh, my God. Yeah, that clip is nutty. Beyonce. Oh, my God. oh my god that yeah that okay next nutty beyonce oh my god how did i not think about beyonce hold on slow down the queen bee if you i i swear to god you're gonna get struck if you say anything slanderous no no no no i'm trying to think of all her acting roles. Obsessed. Obsessed. Yes. Right?

Obsession, that's what it's called? Obsession. Obsession? Great movie. It's Obsession. Great movie. What else is she in? Can you look up what Beyonce films?

Now, I would say Beyonce, better musician. Of course. There's no doubt. But I'd give you that. If she's in a one-off film, she's in one movie, I'd give you that. Lion King? But it's voice acting. Same thing as Trolls for Justin Malek. Okay, let me give you that if she's in a one off film she's in one movie Lion King but it's voice acting

same thing as Trolls for Justin Malik okay let me let me give you a rundown of Miley Cyrus' movie discography the Hannah Montana movie already done above everybody else

don't you interrupt me the last song great made me feel something the movie LOL y'all remember that literally don't what is that you didn't watch as a kid high school musical too she had the cameo at the end uh whenever they were doing the summer dance at the thing you're a cameo stupid don't talk to her like that. Zoolander 2. Sex in the City.

Probably cameo. Probably cameo. She was in it. I'm trying to think of stuff y'all would know. Does she have a single leading role in acting outside of something that has Hannah Montana on it? Does she have a lead role in something that doesn't say Hannah Montana? I just named it. What?

The last song in LOL. And so undercover. Elvis Presley? That T's listed. I forgot about the last one. Ice Q? Ice T? Okay, well, let's slow it. Let's not name anymore. Let's not name anymore. I feel it in myself, and it's opinion based. Yeah, it can be. That's fine. And my opinion

is right in my opinion. And your opinion is about it. And your opinion is right in your opinion. That is about it can be. That's fine. And my opinion is right in my opinion. And your opinion is right in your opinion. That is about it. Whatever. Somehow, she's going to end up seeing this and say, oh, love it. Thanks for the love, whatever. Only one person loves it. Yes, because Joe Jonas and you have beef, and you've ruined the relationship between me and Joe Jonas and me and Sketch.

It's over, too. I have not ruined the relationship with you and Joe Jonas or and me and Sketch. Let's hear it. It's over two. I have not ruined the relationship with you and Joe Jonas or with you and Sketch. I didn't ruin it. It's not ruined. He hasn't texted me back. That's right. I think we got three votes.

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now um we hinted at this a little earlier and i know i'm gonna spend some time on it i think it's time for people's favorite segment you know what that is pop culture pay and they can pop culture pay and they can oh you know what time it is i'm going to sacrifice Paying in-camp. Pop culture. Paying in-camp. Bow! You know what time it is. I'm going to sacrifice my pop culture to aid to the betterment of yours, and we can get straight into it. Talk to me, Daddy, Papa, Father. It's last weekend. I had two weekends ago for the people watching this.

Last weekend was WrestleMania 41, the two-night extravaganza in Las Vegas. Now, if you know, if you're a YSK fan, you know YSK and WWE Universe go hand in hand. You know, if you follow me on Twitter, at the Peyton Harden, it has turned into a complete WWE page. That's all I tweet about.

It's YSK and WWE. And a lot of engagement on there. A lot of people love when I talk about it. I go on Twitch. I live stream night one and night two with CJ for WrestleMania. Controversial. A lot of people are being controversial about WrestleMania. They are. controversial a lot of people are being controversial about wrestlemania they are now

let me pull up the matches for night one of wrestlemania okay i got it here right now night one of wrestlemania a lot of people did not like. Am I one of those people? I'm not going to say I didn't like it because I did have a fun time watching it. I am a WWE fan. I like the WWE. I enjoy the art of wrestling, the art of the storytelling.

I did like it. Now, early on, I said, this feels so rushed. The Uso, Jey Uso and Gunther heavyweight title match felt rushed and had a bad ending. How did it end? Jey Uso submitting Gunther with his own move, with Gunther's own move. Gunther's own move. And it was a quick submission.

Oh, yeah, yeah. It was literally like a couple seconds. I saw a tweet saying that it's actually in Gunther's character to not be good at being in a submission. I'd have to look at that. It might be a good point, but I think that's a – Like a cop-out, yeah. I felt like that was a quick match. I feel like the New Day tag team match should have been on raw the ray phoenix and el

americano match i mean that got messed up because ray mysterio got hurt the night before um it was it was supposed to be ray mysterio yeah but he got hurt the night before, so they had to sub him out. That was a cool match, I guess. The Fatu match, I enjoyed it. It's when the crowd actually got into the night. It was a good match. I'm glad Fatu, he's a champion now. Yeah, what belt did he win? United States?

United States. The TIFF match, it was cool. It was good. I liked it. It wasn't anything special. I fear her teeth didn't get messed up. Yeah, no, her teeth didn't get messed up. The Jade match was cool.

I feel like it should have been more for as much because that buildup was so good. I feel like it should have been a lot better. because that buildup was so good. I feel like it should have been a lot better. But the triple threat main event was a classic match. It completely saved night one. Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns, CM Punk, three Hall of Famers. Paul Heyman absolutely saved it. It was one of the best matches I've ever watched. It was so good.

In your entirety of WWE. So good. In your entirety of WWE. So good. I was, Paul Heyman with like three nut shots wiggled on Roman Reigns. It was,

Paul Heyman is a goat. He's a lunatic. How old is he? 60s I would assume. Late, mid, late 60s. Hall of Famer.

He's a legend. One of the goats. That was an absolute great match but I would say I do agree with the overall sentiment that night one of

Wrestlemania was a glorified Raw if you could change if you could just change something from night one what would it be maybe an outcome

maybe a match entirely maybe a the lineup take a whole match out what would you change I feel like they and I saw this tweet, they sacrifice night one and make night two great.

Yeah. You feel like WrestleMania shouldn't have to be a sacrifice at all? Yeah, 100%. It should be two great nights. I just felt like it was so rushed. A lot of the matches just seemed so quick, and the intros weren't anything crazy. Like, I was just, like, like it was just it was underwhelming

and it was quick quick matches um now i'm gonna get into the advertisement part of wwe and i do i did make that comment a lot on the twitch stream that it felt like there was an overload of ads and i know people say that about us but we're not the wwe we need ads to pay people like we have to um i'm gonna get into that after i get into night two um so i would rate night one like a five out of ten and i would say six because the of the five star match yeah main event night two from the gate absolutely fantastic from the rip from the rip eo sky bianca rhea ripley put on a five-star match again trip to go triple threat matches back to back to end night one to start night two those ladies absolutely smoked that. Three great wrestlers.

I'm trying to think of what was the next match. Absolutely fantastic. I loved it. And then I don't know what match. I don't quite remember what came next. I believe it was the street fight between Damian Priest and Drew McIntyre. Great spots in the match. I really liked it.

Damian Priest and Drew McIntyre were very big names now, kind of not anymore. No, they're big. Drew was just the heavyweight champion in last WrestleMania. Damian Priest, Money in the Bank. I liked the match. It wasn't anything crazy.

It was like, oh, it's a good match. I liked it. I was looking for more violence. I think Drew, especially, can put on some violent matches i think he did it with cm punk that match in the steel cage was absolutely crazy it just didn't it was a little it was good it was like that was a good match i'm not mad at it yeah um what was next was it logan paul or was it the four-way regardless let's let's say it was the Logan Paul match and AJ Styles. Logan Paul, great intro.

One of the best intros of WrestleMania. He started out with the drone, let the drone go, caught the drone again, set the drone up, and then used it for one of his spots later. It was insane. Logan Paul is very innovative. He's a creative. With AJ being a Hall of Famer, I don't know if that's accurate to say, but he's a creative. With AJ being a Hall of Famer,

I don't know if that's accurate to say, but he's a great wrestler, one of the greatest wrestlers in ring. And then Logan Paul being one of the best athletes in ring. I feel like there wasn't crazy enough spots in that match. For real? I feel like every time I see a clip of Logan Paul or something, he's doing wild, crazy spots.

I feel like he had one really athletic moment, but overall, it wasn't like a wow match like a wrestlemania match yeah like i'm like every time i see aj i'm like there's gonna be crazy spots in here if every time i see logan i'm like definitely gonna be crazy but i didn't get that wasn't but it was still a good match it wasn't like oh that was disappointing it was just like i over yeah thought it. You know what I mean? I was expecting more. Then we get to the brawn breaker, Dom Mysterio, Finn Balor, and pent the match. Great match.

Like that was so entertaining. And that was for a title? Intercontinental. Yeah. And Dom coming away with his first solo title, I believe. I believe so. And Dom is away with his first solo title, I believe. I believe so. And Dom is so over. Obviously, he has a heel.

But once he won that title and the pop he got was absolutely insane. The way he enjoyed the moment was great because he left the ring, was going back up the ramp, and then the crowd was still going crazy. So he ran back into the ring. And I don't think that was planned. I think he was just, like, enjoying the moment. So that was great to see. I think ran back into the ring. And I don't think that was planned. I think it was just like enjoying the moment. So that was great to see. I think he's going to be a great champion.

I think he's going to hold it for a long time. I'm excited to see the feud that is set up with him in the Judgment Day. Then we got the Liv Morgan, Raquel, Lyra, and Becky. She came back. Underwhelming match. Was it? Yeah. I saw a lot of pictures of Liv Morgan on Twitter. Well, I assume so.

A lot of the WWE audience with the women are a little creeps. Yeah. And there we got one right there. You hear Pierce? Big fan of Liv. Big fan. Becky came back. She took two bumps and won the tag team championship.

Lost it the next night. They were like, we're going to give you this. We're giving it back. You know what I mean? No way. But Liv had one of the best years of her career. Like one of the – she had a fantastic year. It sucks that she lost at Mania just for a comeback,

but it was great to see her win it back on Monday Night Raw. Then we got Cody Rhodes versus John Cena. Controversial match. Why? Oh, my God. It wasn't as good as it should have been either. I loved the match. I absolutely loved it.

A lot of... Like 10 out of 10, or you personally loved it? I personally... Okay, so look, you loved it, but what about... You know what I'm saying? I think the... I think they were put in a... position. For multiple reasons.

I think we got one of the best WrestleMania... main events of all time last year, Night 2, whenever the Avengers came out. Yeah, that was nuts. That was one of the best matches ever. I cried at it. Golly. And that was Triple H's first WrestleMania he booked.

So he set this bar so goddamn high. So people are expecting Night 2 WrestleMania, we're going to see everybody. All these legends are going to come out. The whole roster is going to come out. And so it set that expectation. And if you have that expectation, you're ultimately going to get disappointed because it's just not realistic. It's not what WrestleMania is.

It's not just to have the Avengers of everybody come out. I saw a tweet. Someone said, do you think that Triple H and the WWE had to kind of, it said the air quote with sacrifice, so I'm assuming, I'm taking it as they're meaning it lightly, but had to sacrifice WrestleMania 41 to level everybody's head moving forward.

You can't expect the greatest to what you're saying. Yeah, I think so. I think it's kind of like a reality check. They had to remind you, hey, it's going to be great, but normal. Yeah, you can't have this expectation every time. A lot of people are upset that John Cena won the way he won his 17th. I think everybody's happy that he broke their record. I saw two kids in, like, Ireland that were crying and throwing toys around the room. That was so cute.

I saw that. Because you got to think, Cody Rhodes is their John Cena. they didn't grow up with John Cena they don't know how great he was when we were kids yeah they're like who's this old guy coming in and beating Cody Rhodes but um a lot of people are upset because Travis Scott the whole Travis Scott um angle him coming in and being the reason John Cena won I would like like to say, and I hate to say this because I love what The Rock has done so far, and I've trusted him in the long-form storytelling. I think he put the WWE in a bad position.

I think The Rock has a lot of Vince McMahon in him, not the crazy wild shot, booking-wise. I think it's like, last second. I want to be involved in this. I want this to happen with no care of how it's going to go later on. Cause he came in and did this weird, this symbolism. And he was like, no,

it means something. Trust me. Trust me. We have this whole year where he was, he's like, trust me, trust me. It means something.

He comes in at these random times, totally changes the storyline. It's like, well, this could be exciting. Whole sell your soul angle makes John Cena turn heel and then the biggest payoff of the year Wrestlemania he's just not there you have no part in it like and there's we have no explanation and then he goes on Pat McAfee's show today actually the day we're recording this and he goes yeah I just wanted to take a step back I wanted John to have his moment Cody to have his moment I think the final boss is right taking a step back so he kind of proved the point that he had no angle this whole time he just wanted to be like hey I'm in this city the same time this pay-per-view is going on

I'm one of the heads of TKO I'm going to make this me. Which sucks because I wanted to not believe that this whole time. And then he's probably going to come back in like three months and be like, oh, no, see, this is why I did it. Will you believe that then? No. Today on Pat McAfee's show, I think it proved that he had no long game in this. He just kind of wanted to show up and be like, remember me? I'm The Rock, and then leave.

And the kind of thing that CM Punk has been saying this whole time. It's like, you just show up when you want to, and you don't care about this business. Like, whatever. Which sucks. If that's actually true, that sucks. Yeah, it sucks. And that kind of goes into the thing, and I'll wrap this up,

because I know a lot of people don't care about WWE. I think, and I don't want to say this, because I don't want to ruin relationships that I'm just now building with the WWE I'm concerned that TKO the corporateness of it is ruining the WWE I think how corporate it is could lead to problem I'm not saying it is I say it could lead to problems. I'm not saying it is. I say it could lead to problems. A lot of the matches were sponsored matches, and I get it. Have the drumsticks, have the Clash Royale, have all that on the ring, all that. Get it. If you're starting to have superstars come down the ramp

dressed as video game characters for a sponsor, who did this? It was a Clash of Clans sponsorship they had and they had the tag team you're kidding and the costumes didn't look good either like I was just like it's like classless almost

and then there's a new Netflix, like they have a bunch of new shows coming out ww i love i love seeing wwe everywhere i love it but i think we're going too far now yeah the wwe is putting out a thing called wwe unreal it's a documentary and they're showing the most behind the scenes ever they're showing you they're showing behind the scenes in the writers room. They're showing them

writing the storylines them coming up with the storylines. They're showing them rehearsing the matches. Yeah that's not that's you're like

you're like taking Santa away from kids. And it's not even that like we know we know but you're kind of us seeing it is like

that's too much. Like in the trailer you see Roman Reigns practicing a spot, and he's in a hoodie and a beanie, like just in street clothes, and he's with one of the riders in the ring. Like they're practicing this spot, and it shows this camera angle right here, and then it cuts to in the ring, like in the actual match, them doing that spot. And it's just like we don't want to see that.

I'm sure people do, but maybe like in 30, 40 years. You know what I'm saying? When everyone that's casted and that is on this is retired. It's like this is happening from last year they're showing this. From this year. They showed Elimination Chamber. That just happened a couple months ago. That's crazy.

And they're showing like Cody Rhodes taking a fall. Like he took a crazy bump on a ladder. He was like, ah, ah. you hear them in the writer or in the in gorilla going is he hurt is he hurt he's okay and then you hear triple a's going no he's selling he's just selling he's good he's selling we don't want to like i feel like it's going too far to the point you're going to ruin the actual product 100 just to get off these netflix deals and these documents whatever you signed. They're taking the sparkle away, that magic. So I'm starting to get worried that this corporate greed could affect the product. That's the world.

And maybe this is why they took away my WrestleMania tickets. But I don't know. He knew you were going to say that before you knew you were going to say it. He said, we can't do it. I just care about the WWE. I love it. He said, we can't do it. I just care about the WWE. I love it. And I just don't want it to get bogged down by how many billion dollar deals you've signed. I get it.

But it's just like, don't ruin it just to get this money. But I want to say this. Shout out to Triple H and WWE. That was one of the best Raw After Manias I've ever seen. That was so good. So excited for this new season of WWE based on what they showed. Is it probably going to get f***ed up somewhere along the line?

Probably. What's the next pay-per-view? Backlash. Randy Orton versus John Cena. Oh my God. It's like I'm eight years old again. What the hell? For the WWE Championship.

I think Randy's going to get 15. I think he's going to be his 15th. Oh yeah, Randy Orton and Joe Hendry. That was a really good match. Joe Hendry is so cool. I love him. I'm glad he got that moment. You know who I'm going to call this weekend?

I'm going to call Mark Henry. I want to talk to him about this and see if he wants to come on Patreon and talk about WWE. That would be sick. Because I want to ask him these questions, what he feels. But that was Pop Culture Pay a nick him pop culture pay a nick him oh kim get us out of here we absolutely love you so so so so much thank you for coming back episode one sister two peyton is on the ground looking all crazy looking all crazy. He's on the ground booty so big and he got big gravy smoking on

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